1 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:29,733 I don't know what happened. 2 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:32,069 I thought you guys were supposed to service this thing! 3 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,530 - I don't know why they didn't service... - Yeah, yeah. "I don't know." 4 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:44,290 Why don't you guys just take a suck on that tailpipe? 5 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,209 Then we could bury you, for God's sake. 6 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:49,086 Son of a bitch! 7 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,257 I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do now. 8 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,849 Hot! 9 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:06,270 - Blown engine, right? - Yeah, the engine's blown to hell. 10 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,231 - Want me to call you a tow truck? - Nah, we got help coming. 11 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,649 Really? 12 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:13,527 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 13 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,989 Finest automobiles by the world's great car makers. 14 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,451 Oh, great. Just what I need, a goddamn car salesman. 15 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,286 You know, you're in a very dignified profession. 16 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:25,039 People rely upon you for the last images they have of their loved ones, 17 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,123 and this ain't a pretty picture. 18 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,376 Oh, please. I'm trying to bury a guy, not buy a hearse. 19 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,504 Hey, I'm talking a deal. $500 over invoice. 20 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,801 - Dealer invoice? - Dealer invoice. Come on by tomorrow. 21 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,638 We're having a one-time-only sale of all of our luxury vehicles. 22 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,014 I'll customize anything you want. 23 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:44,516 I will personally walk you through every step of the deal. 24 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,686 We'll have your business back on its feet by Monday. Back from the dead. 25 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:48,771 You might say... 26 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,855 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 27 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,900 If I might interrupt, what are you doing about my husband? 28 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,570 We've arranged for a pickup truck. 29 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:01,200 Pickup truck? 30 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:04,161 A pick... No, no, no, no, no. 31 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:08,707 I did not spend $10,000 to have my Ralph clowning around in a pickup truck. 32 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:12,836 I'll put you out of business. Or better still, I'll take you to court. 33 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,546 I'll bury you for this. 34 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,881 - Madam? - What is it? 35 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,425 - What's up? - My deepest condolences. 36 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,553 May I suggest that we move your husband along 37 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,806 as quickly as possible to his last resting place? 38 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,850 Because as you can see it's a very, very hot day, 39 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,060 and there is no air-conditioning, 40 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,814 so I think we should get him out of the sun as quickly as possible. Please. 41 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,900 I'll gladly lend a hand. 42 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,528 Please, gentlemen. 43 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:47,705 - Take it easy there. - This guy needs to go on a diet. 44 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,206 Please, that's the widow, man. 45 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,375 - What's she feeding the guy? - Cool it. 46 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,710 Life's crazy, isn't it? 47 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,713 I mean, here I am driving along, minding my own business, 48 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,964 when opportunity knocks. 49 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,760 Be careful with the... 50 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,512 All right, get all the flowers. 51 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,431 Oh! Jesus. 52 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,975 He's in there. 53 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,438 This must be very stressful for you. 54 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,942 $10,000 for a funeral. She's gotta be well off. 55 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,486 He'll be all right. Don't you worry. 56 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:23,490 This is a nice box. He must have carried a big life policy. 57 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,327 Say, thanks a lot. I mean, this is not even your funeral. 58 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,912 Hey, I do for you, maybe one day you do for me. 59 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,080 Maybe. 60 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,334 She could use some cheering up at a time like this, 61 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,794 and people get a lot of pleasure from a new car. 62 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,629 Yeah, she'll wanna get on with her life. 63 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:38,964 Can I? 64 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:44,636 Hey, you can't do this. You can't sell a widow a car at her husband's funeral. 65 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:48,098 I mean, people are gonna think that's a little insensitive. 66 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,975 But come on, most people think that 67 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,394 car salesmen are scum of the earth anyway. 68 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,277 May I help you back to your car? 69 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,404 Thank you. 70 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,410 Your husband must have been a fine man. 71 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,663 Yes, he was a fine man. 72 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,833 A man who took care of you all of his life. 73 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:17,252 - Never denied you anything. - Nothing. 74 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,338 Ralph denied me nothing. 75 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,298 He was a good provider. 76 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,966 Now that he's gone, 77 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,929 I'm sure that he wouldn't want you to deny yourself in his absence. 78 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,432 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 79 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,648 - What is this? - It's my business card. 80 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:41,485 You're not trying to sell me a car, are you? 81 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:45,614 At my husband's funeral? Before he's even in the ground? 82 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,826 - Are you? - Yes. 83 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,370 You sleaze. 84 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,499 You are the scum of the earth. 85 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,712 Okay, so not every sale works out. 86 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,132 But I gotta keep trying, because you know why? 87 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,883 A lot of them do work out. 88 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,553 And when they do, I feel great. 89 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,388 'Cause I'm making someone happy. 90 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:13,016 It's like I'm making a friend, what I like to call a relationship for life. 91 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,185 I love to sell. 92 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,480 It's pathological, I guess. I don't know. Hey, you know why? 93 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,900 'Cause at that moment, at that point of sale, 94 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:26,363 I cannot get any closer to another human being without protection. 95 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,449 A little to the right. 96 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,117 A little to the left. 97 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,785 Okay. Good. 98 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,039 Honey, honey. 99 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,250 Did you ever think that you could drive the car of your dreams? 100 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,546 Honey! Honey, honey, honey! 101 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,340 - Honey, that was quick! - No, no, honey, it's your commercial. 102 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,884 - Your commercial's on. - My commercial? 103 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,345 Yeah, babe. Babe, look. Look. 104 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,930 Look! 105 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,932 There's Dave, there's Henry. 106 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,518 - He talking oriental? - No, he speaks perfect English. 107 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,437 - I'm Molly, and I'm going to put you... - Who's she? 108 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,355 That's Molly. I mean, somebody I work with. 109 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,108 I'm Joey, and I'm gonna put you... 110 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,862 Honey! 111 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,117 Looks very professional. 112 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,078 One day! Sunday! 113 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,135 Yo, Frankie. 114 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,554 Hey, Joe, come here. Hang on a second. I wanna show you something. 115 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,642 What do you think of that bad boy, buddy? 116 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,310 Yeah, it's really tasteful. 117 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,604 Little skulls with "Death rocks." You know what would be nice? 118 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,314 Maybe some worms crawling out of it. 119 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,857 That would really piss your dad off. 120 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,234 - Really? - Yeah. 121 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,945 Good golly, Miss Molly. 122 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,322 You've had the rest. Now have the best. 123 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,907 Joey, I'm with a customer. 124 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,785 You do remember what a customer looks like, don't you? 125 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,247 - Joey, Joey. - Hey, Jackie. 126 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,707 I know I'm late, but I've been taking care of business, babe. 127 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,834 Yeah, I know the kind of business you're taking care of. 128 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,712 No, really. I hustled a new hearse at a funeral. 129 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,464 Come on, Joey. Don't bullshit me. 130 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,008 - This is Jackie you're talking to here. - Jackie, I'm not bullshitting. 131 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,010 - It's coming in tomorrow. - Good. 132 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,637 - Jackie? - Yeah. 133 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,348 The guy you wanted from downtown is holding on line one. 134 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him I'll call him later. 135 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,938 - Later? - Later. 136 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,484 Oh, God. She just drives me crazy. 137 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,237 Jackie, be a little more subtle, huh? 138 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,198 She's a married woman. You don't wanna get caught, do you? 139 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:36,702 Hey, come on. God forgive me, Joey. I mean, I just can't help myself. 140 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,996 Hey, who can? 141 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,915 Look, Joey, I gotta talk to you about the sale tomorrow. 142 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,500 Jackie, I'm ready. 143 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:47,379 You remember those two guys that came... No, you weren't even here that day. 144 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,757 Anyway, Dad had a couple outside experts come by, check our operation. 145 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,302 And they recommended that we reduce the sales force 146 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,429 when we move to the new location. 147 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,055 How many you gonna lose? 148 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,433 Well, Molly's gonna stay 'cause she sells cars. 149 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,769 And Dad's got a big heart, so maybe one or two others. 150 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,939 Jackie, what are you talking about? 151 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,191 We're the guys. We made this place. 152 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,110 Come on, Joey, read the sign. 153 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,654 Big Jack Turgeon made the place. 154 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,365 He made you. He taught you how to sell. He made you rich. 155 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,118 You'd still be rich if you didn't blow it on the babes all the time. 156 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,537 Well, I'm having a few problems, you know. 157 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,164 Some of them personal. 158 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,916 But I'm working them out, and I'll be back better than ever. I really will. 159 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,044 Well, get back. By tomorrow. 160 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,921 'Cause you gotta close a dozen units to make an impression on the old man. 161 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,423 Otherwise, you're gone. 162 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,175 What are you talking about, 12 units by tomorrow? 163 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,468 Yeah, today and tomorrow. 164 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,261 Today's dead. No one's gonna come in today 165 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,597 if they know they can get it tomorrow on sale. 166 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,807 Well, I don't know. Get on your horse, cowboy. 167 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,101 Call all your old clients. I'll toss you a few leads. 168 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,603 Do whatever you gotta do to get people in here. 169 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,190 'Cause you gotta sell, sell, sell, Joey. 170 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,110 'Cause it'd be terrible if you weren't here anymore. 171 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,945 Terrible? Nah. 172 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,198 It'd be a total fucking disaster. 173 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,449 Frankie? 174 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,368 Hey, Frankie, wake up over there. 175 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,287 Wash my car, will you? And do a good job for once. 176 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,081 I don't care who your old man is. 177 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,582 Chopsticks. I'm buying. 178 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,584 I'm talking about this bullshit now. 179 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,087 Humor him. We'll make like the old days. 180 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,047 I mean, who knows? Anything can happen. Look at Russia. 181 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,133 Right, things don't work out here, I can sell Lincolns in Lithuania. 182 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,886 That's a good idea. 183 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,971 Brought that color right around, huh? 184 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:23,475 Okay, my friends. You stop talking now. Time to eat. 185 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,643 Hey, ho, Helen. 186 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,062 Siu mai pork. Come on. 187 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,772 - Give me some of those shrimps, please. - No, back off. 188 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,732 That's not for you. This for better table. 189 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,651 - "Better table." - This one for you. 190 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,611 - Martial arts expert. - Three, maybe, I think, huh? 191 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,822 No, no, no, two. I'm not gonna buy out that easy. 192 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,657 Three. You big man. You need to eat a lot. 193 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,991 What, are you working on commission? 194 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,618 I mean, you know, you'd sell the soles off your feet. 195 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,745 Hey, you shut up. You no mess with me, okay? 196 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,499 Hey, you have any cat today? 197 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,335 No, no more. Finished. But this is very special for you. 198 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:51,837 - What's for me? - This is monkey brain. 199 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,088 - Monkey brain, huh? - That's right. 200 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,339 Helen, that's not the monkey's brain. 201 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,841 Look at that. That's a different part of the monkey. 202 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,926 - Stop playing with it now. Eat it. - Enjoy. 203 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,971 This the... This the... The bear's balls. 204 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,431 - What? - Bear's balls. 205 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,850 - Bear's balls? - Is that right? 206 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,018 Okay, it's on you. 207 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,521 - Okay, you shut up now. Eat. - Okay. 208 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,486 Frankie. 209 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,031 Honey. Do it again. 210 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,495 ...and then he got a car. 211 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,664 - That's the way I live my life. - Amen. 212 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,834 - You boys talking dirty again? - No, no! 213 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,712 No. Mrs. Turgeon wants you to call her. Now. 214 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,214 Wife calls, pack the balls. 215 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,383 Hey, that's my mother, Benny. 216 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:42,053 If you guys want me to keep treating lunch, just remember, 217 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,599 you have to sell every damn one of those cars on my lot tomorrow. 218 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,602 'Cause if I'm not making, you're not making. 219 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,729 So let's hear the company motto. 220 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,024 Nobody gets out alive. 221 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,360 How the hell am I gonna sell 12 cars by tomorrow? 222 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,696 Twelve cars in one day? That's impossible. 223 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,451 I don't know. Maybe it can be done. Maybe I'm the guy to do it. 224 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,578 What am I doing? 225 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,331 Instead of selling, I'm going out shopping with Joy. 226 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,874 I'm a sick man. 227 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,169 Oh, God. Why? 'Cause I can't say no to a woman. 228 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,255 I love 'em. I just gotta make 'em happy. 229 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,633 'Cause if they are happy, I get a chance to be happy. 230 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,093 It's just not fair that my whole life should hang in the balance. 231 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,595 I mean, I've gotta know. 232 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:27,891 I am not going to divorce Harry until I know that I'm gonna be taken care of. 233 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,935 I mean, am I wrong? If I'm wrong, tell me. 234 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,645 - You're wrong. - Nice piece, isn't it, sir? 235 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,687 - Lovely. - Gorgeous. 236 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,273 One of my favorites. Came in on an estate sale. 237 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,151 French art glass. Gallé. Mid-19th century. 238 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,904 - Would you like me to price it for you? - Yeah, would you, please? 239 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,242 So what's it gonna be? 240 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,536 What? Look what you're buying here. 241 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,287 I mean, I'll never be able to do for you what Harry can. 242 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,414 I don't have his money, you know? 243 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,334 - Listen. I got family responsibilities. - What are you saying? 244 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,545 I got a mother. I got a daughter going to college soon. 245 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,630 Oh, God. I don't believe this. You know, you insult me. 246 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,925 I am not talking about financial support, you putz, you. 247 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,969 - Don't hit me here. - I'm talking emotional support. 248 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,137 - Emotional! Can you afford that? - Yeah. 249 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,810 $3,000. 250 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,104 You like this? 251 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,357 - I like you. - Do you want it? 252 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,985 I want you! 253 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,695 $3,000? 254 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,823 So what you're saying is someone died, and you got this baby real cheap. 255 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,491 - Honey. - Babe. 256 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,035 - You mind showing us the invoice? - Sir! 257 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,412 I see a lot of art hanging around here 258 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,622 with what we like to call dust on it, you know? 259 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,876 Hey. You don't make money if you don't move the inventory, do you? 260 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,544 May I have a moment with you? 261 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,299 You're a salesman first, and then everything else second. 262 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,676 I gotta sell some cars, okay? 263 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,846 Honey, it's just that it's very embarrassing is all I'm saying. 264 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:52,350 I don't understand why it's necessary for you to try and sell the man a car. 265 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,978 What are you pissed about? I just saved you a grand, right? 266 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,771 Honey, it's not that, and you know it. 267 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,648 What are you doing? I thought you quit smoking. 268 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,650 Have a piece of gum instead. Here. 269 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,862 What do you hate Harry so much for? You want to throw his money away? 270 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,196 I don't hate Harry. 271 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,116 Can I help it if the bastard loves it when I spend his money? 272 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,410 Come on! 273 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,622 - I don't make that kind of money, Joy. - Stop it. 274 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,334 I know you don't, honey. I'm not asking you to marry me. 275 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,211 I'm just saying I will... Shut up! 276 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,590 I will not share you with other women, darling. 277 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,342 And that includes Tina. 278 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,053 Come on, it's green! 279 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,889 What are you talking about, Tina? We're divorced. You know that. 280 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:35,477 - You still sleep with her. - I do not sleep with her. I see her. 281 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,896 I have a daughter with her. I have to see her to see my daughter. 282 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,481 If I don't see her, some other shlub sees her, 283 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,483 and I don't get to see my daughter at all. 284 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,693 - Joey. Joey. - Joy. 285 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,280 Joy, I hear what you're saying. I know what you want. 286 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:51,451 Honey. So let's call Harry. We'll just get it over with. 287 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,244 There's a payphone. Let's just... 288 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,248 Joy, Jesus Christ, I gotta get to work. I'm gonna lose my goddamn job if I don't. 289 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,583 What's your problem? 290 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,043 - Hey, honey. Honey. - Shut up. 291 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,461 You get the dog all excited. 292 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,920 I don't mean to. I'm sorry, darling. 293 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,422 You didn't bond with him when he was a puppy. 294 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,675 I'll bond with him. Yeah, I'll bond with him very soon. 295 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,469 - Angel. Sweetie. Baby. - Darling. 296 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,262 Moments. 297 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,478 Hey, Joey, what are you doing? 298 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,563 It's okay, Mario. It's my car. 299 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,316 Hey. Sorry about that. 300 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,402 Put the cigarette out. Tony's trying to quit. 301 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,737 Yeah, these things will kill you. 302 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:36,830 Oh, God, am I late. Hope Tony will still see me. 303 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,959 Some people late to see Tony end up late for their own funeral. 304 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,753 Hey, wait a minute. Carmine will bail me out. 305 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,965 Yeah, good old Carmine. Tony's number one man. 306 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,135 Come in, Joey. 307 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,886 Where's Carmine? 308 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,098 Hunting accident. Wait here. 309 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,060 I'll take those. 310 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,230 - Here you go, Joey. - Thanks, Tony. 311 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,067 All right. Let's get down to business. What's on your mind? 312 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,029 I was wondering if you or any of the boys were looking for a new car 313 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,448 because we're having a sale on Sunday, Tony. 314 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,743 - You're having a sale? - Yeah. 315 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,620 - Is that what you came here for, Joey? - Yeah, Tone. 316 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,749 - I'll tell you what, I'll pass the word along. - That'd be nice. 317 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,917 Joey, you didn't come here looking for money? 318 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,463 - Joey, please, no more money. - Hey, Tony, I'm not asking. 319 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,423 20 G's, Joey. 320 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:32,343 Listen, we go back, but I am not your personal banker, Joey. 321 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,847 Hey, Tony, you've been great to me. Thank you. Really. God bless you. 322 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,974 You know other guys out 20 G's... 323 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,018 Other guys, I fix. 324 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:44,355 Listen to me, and listen to me carefully, please, Joey. 325 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,233 Don't make me wait too long, Joey, please. 326 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,693 I won't. No. 327 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,862 Don't make me wait too long. 328 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,032 No. 329 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,080 Drink up. Here. 330 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,712 Take it from me, Joey. As much fun as women are, 331 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,547 they are not worth ruining your life over. 332 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,883 Yeah, you got it, Tone. Thanks for spreading the word about the sale. 333 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,218 Not a problem. 334 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,637 Thanks for getting my kid that weekend job. 335 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,430 Frankie, that lazy shit. 336 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,598 Did you see that fucking tattoo 337 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,724 - he has on his arm? - Yeah. 338 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,559 Thinks he's gonna be a rock-and-roll star? 339 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,645 Sometimes I think he's gonna be a fruit. 340 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,605 Hey, I'll see ya. 341 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,234 - Yeah, we go back, Tony. - We go back, Joey. 342 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,082 Okay, Joey, here are the rules. 343 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:48,670 No wisecracks, no arguments and definitely no fighting with the wife. 344 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,382 Ex. Ex-wife. Remember the alimony? 345 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,095 Hey, my paint job is still holding up. 346 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:02,100 Okay, I get in there, I get her back in that good mood, like I used to. 347 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,395 Then I take care of business. Car business. 348 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,064 Wait a minute, maybe she's seeing somebody. 349 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,985 Why not? She's a good-looking woman. Who wouldn't be attracted to her? 350 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,238 Nah. 351 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,998 Staying alive 352 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,624 Staying alive 353 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,711 Ah, ah, ah, ah 354 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,464 Staying alive 355 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,304 Oh, God. 356 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,139 You're looking good, Tine. 357 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,518 You don't do that, Joey. 358 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,899 Coming in here without calling, without even ringing the damn bell. 359 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,734 You don't live here, you know? 360 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,652 No, I just paid for it. 361 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,906 Hey, that does not give you the right to keep coming in here. 362 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,825 - Especially when I'm not home. - Hey, you know I don't do that. 363 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,995 - Get off it, Joey. I know your smell. - Yeah. 364 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,498 You're married to someone for 11 years, you get to know a lot of things. 365 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,918 - Get out of my mail. - Excuse me. 366 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,630 - What is this? - It's food. It's for vitamins. 367 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,548 No, these are chemicals. Come on! 368 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,884 Lisa needs real food to grow, not plant fertilizer. 369 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,093 - She's grown. - Yeah? 370 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,679 Anyway, I cook for her. She's never here to eat it. 371 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,849 - Where the hell is she? - She's 15. That's where she is! 372 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,517 She thinks she's her own boss. 373 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,603 Thinks she doesn't have to go to school anymore. 374 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,356 What, she's ditching? Tina, you're supposed to tell me this stuff. 375 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,816 It's her new friends, Joey. That's what I think. 376 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,194 What kind of friends she got, Tina? 377 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,156 - Do you know from these friends? - Yeah. Some of them. 378 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,575 What, is she into drugs, something like that? 379 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,245 - She needs a father! - She's got one. 380 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,706 It wouldn't hurt if you set a little cash aside for Lisa's college 381 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,208 like you keep saying you are. 382 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,085 Tina, I've always taken care of you. 383 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,088 But I'm living in two rooms as big as your garage, huh? 384 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,507 I'm living like a fucking cabbage seller, like my old man! 385 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,926 Oh, yeah, because you spend your money on whores 386 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,386 instead of your daughter's education. 387 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,513 That's it. My lady friends are not whores! 388 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,807 - So marry one! - You couldn't afford me to! 389 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,851 'Cause God forbid you might have to get a real job. 390 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,437 I got a real job, Joey! Catering! Remember? 391 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,525 Come on, Tina. Whipping up a few cheese logs for your friends' parties 392 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,986 - ain't a real job. - It was when I cooked for you. 393 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,737 You know what the real job was? Eating it! 394 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,531 I didn't see you get any thinner. 395 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,993 I'm lucky I didn't blow my ass off after eating Beans à la Tine! 396 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,538 Do you feel better? 397 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,290 Yeah! 398 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,251 It's true. 399 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,713 Okay, all right, how about this? 400 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,257 $500 a month for a college fund for Lisa. 401 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,260 - Now, do you feel better? - Yeah. 402 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,846 - Sure, terrific, if you do it. - I promise. 403 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,641 So why did you come all the way over here today, Joey? 404 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,978 - Just to talk to me about Lisa? - I was just driving by. 405 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,444 - See ya. - Joey. 406 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,119 Where the hell are you gonna get $500 a month? 407 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,914 Joey, did you forget why you came here? Come on, boy. 408 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,629 Tina, I forgot. 409 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,674 Could you call your brother and tell him we're having a sale tomorrow? 410 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,552 So that's why you came over. He's got a car, Joey. 411 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,930 I mean, I'll cut him a rock-bottom price. Straight to the floor. 412 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,474 I mean, I'll make him a deal 413 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,684 even a tight-ass like your brother couldn't refuse, you know? 414 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,312 Why are you selling me, Joey? 415 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:39,150 Come on, Tine. Do me a favor. Get him to come down. Please? 416 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,906 Okay, I'll talk to him. 417 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,160 Thanks, Tina. Why'd I ever leave you? 418 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,914 Well, you didn't leave me, Joey. I asked you to leave. 419 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,957 Remember why? 420 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,505 Divorce. 421 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,676 There's one woman in my life, though, doesn't ask me for a thing. 422 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,012 She lives for me. She really does. 423 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,765 Every time I see her, I feel great 424 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:13,184 'cause she really knows how to take care of me. 425 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,439 You know why, Joey? 426 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,693 And that's the most important thing. When the fagioli... 427 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:26,114 Ma. Basta on the fagioli, okay? No more beans. I got a date, okay? 428 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:30,076 Okay, I'll put it here. If you want some more, I'll get it. 429 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,501 Joey, why are you so unhappy? 430 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,504 Ma, I'm not unhappy. I'm just not hungry, okay? 431 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:45,007 Come on, that's bullshit and you know it. Don't bullshit your ma, Joey. 432 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:48,052 Bullshit the girls, but don't bullshit your ma. 433 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,887 Okay, look. 434 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:51,597 - I'm eating, all right? - Yeah? 435 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,016 I'm not jerking you around. 436 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,603 Have you talked to your daughter lately? 437 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,650 Tina calls, you know? 438 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,569 But Lisa? Never. 439 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,405 - I'll talk to her. - Not only talk, Joey! 440 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,657 Lisa needs a regular family. 441 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,452 You know, like you had with Tina. 442 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,829 Come on, Ma. You couldn't stand Tina. 443 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,498 Now all of a sudden you want to get us back together? 444 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:20,084 - So I ain't perfect. - Who is, Ma? 445 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:22,920 You are, Joey. 446 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,091 You are my perfect little boy. 447 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,431 Joey Central. Cars are my life. 448 00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:37,643 - How you doing, Joey? - Great, Jackie, doing great! 449 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:40,021 I got four potential sales in the bag. 450 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,899 Yeah, okay. Listen, are you seeing someone tonight? 451 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,401 Yeah. I guess I've earned a little RandR, don't you think? 452 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,153 Sure you did! We all did! 453 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:50,531 So listen, I guess that means you won't be using your pad tonight, huh? 454 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,326 Jack, there, come on. It's Saturday night. 455 00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,578 I mean, what's Donna gonna tell her old man? 456 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,121 You're pushing your luck, cowboy. 457 00:24:57,205 --> 00:25:00,708 I know what I'm doing, babe. Believe me. So is that okay? 458 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:04,795 Yeah, that's okay. Mi casa es su casa, amigo. 459 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,214 Hey, gracias, señor! 460 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:09,592 And you keep selling cars, you hear, Joey? We need you at Turgeon. 461 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:13,387 Don't you worry about it, Jackie. The only thing on my mind is selling cars. 462 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,723 - Don't. Don't. Don't! Don't! - What? What? What? 463 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,016 - You'll mess me up. - I can't mess you up. 464 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,310 No. Come on. Let's go. Let's go! 465 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,478 Joey, how's your day? 466 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,855 Oh, my day? It's been a drag till I get to you, gorge. 467 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,982 Hey, come on. Gorge. Gorge. Hey, Gorge. 468 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,318 - You wanna know what a drag is, Joey? - Oh, yes, Gor... 469 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,987 - I think it's standing on your feet all day. - Yeah, yeah, that's it. Wait... 470 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,864 Spraying goofy-smelling mousse on people. 471 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,367 - Yeah. Gorge. Gorge. - Trying to make these old ladies look 472 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,661 - like they... - Gorge. Gorge. Gorge. 473 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,539 Trying to make them look like they walked off of Cosmo. 474 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,457 When they look like they got hit by the lousy A-train. 475 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:44,335 - Joey, I cannot find my pumps! - Honey. 476 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,170 Where are my pumps, Joey? 477 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,006 Strawberry slides into home! 478 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,841 Joey. 479 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,344 - Joey. - Yes, baby. 480 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:55,137 - Do me something good, okay? - What? 481 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,514 Turn over. 482 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:57,848 Oh, yeah! That! 483 00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,767 - We're gonna play mandingo again? - No. 484 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,352 - No? - We're gonna do your 'do. 485 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:02,520 - What? - Your 'do! 486 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,188 There's gonna be celebs there tonight, Joey. 487 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,190 There's gonna be paparazzi there tonight, Joey. 488 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,277 So you gotta look special, you know? You gotta look good. 489 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,820 And I got you some clothes. 490 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,363 - Yeah? - Special! 491 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:15,866 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 492 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,868 You know, the Allanté should be a really good car for you. 493 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,912 - Yeah? - It's computerized, does 140 miles an hour. 494 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,330 Better than that Rabbit I saw you drive up here. 495 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:22,456 - 140 miles an hour! - Yeah. 496 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,541 The Allanté. Sure. 497 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,418 Joey, you gotta be doing this all the time? Selling, selling? 498 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,378 - Come on, baby! - I'm sorry, honey. I can't help it. 499 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,629 Hey, tomorrow we're having a big sale. 500 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,172 - Yeah? Tomorrow? Okay, I'll be there. - Yeah, tomorrow. 501 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,507 We got to get in here, Joey. 502 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,134 - There's fashion people downstairs. - Coming through. 503 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,844 - You always have to be selling. - Get back. Get back. 504 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,679 - Okay, I'll try, Lila. - Gotta get a shot here! 505 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:37,847 Well, I'm trying! 506 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,517 Ricky, look. Look in your book. Lila. L-I-L-A. Lila. 507 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,019 - I know it's in your book. - Yeah, yeah. 508 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,979 - I'm on your list! - Under L! Under L! 509 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,691 Hey! Hey! Shoot here! Shoot this, huh? Shoot me. 510 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,526 I'm Lila. I'm an up-and-coming designer. 511 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:52,737 I designed all this stuff myself. Come on. 512 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,823 Come on, she's gorgeous. Even a blind man could tell she's hot. 513 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,034 She's a nobody. She's nothing. 514 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:01,245 I take stars. I take celebrities. I take famous people. 515 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,830 This person is nowhere. 516 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:05,249 I'm not taking her picture. I'm not wasting the film. 517 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:08,002 - It's nothing personal. - Screw this dude. 518 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,548 - You didn't have to say that to her. - Have a nice life. 519 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,924 Hey, you know what you are? You're an asshalf. 520 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,426 Takes two of you to make an asswhole! 521 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:19,096 Hey! Hey, does this get us in? You know Mr. Grant? You know him? 522 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,098 - Yeah, all right. - All right. Okay. Gorge! 523 00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:24,060 - Hey, hey, you want to come in or what? - Yeah, I'm trying. 524 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:27,229 - Hey, Gorge, where you going? We're in. - I'm not going in there, Joey! 525 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,732 - Will you wait up, Lisa? - Who's Lisa? 526 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,901 I don't know, Liza. Come on, what are you saying here? 527 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,236 - You doing a Lisa? - No, what are you... No! No! I'm not. 528 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,530 I know the diff between Lisa and Lila, Joey! 529 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,282 - You said Lisa! - No, I did not, okay? 530 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,284 I don't know a Lisa. I'm not doing a Lisa. 531 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,745 Only Lisa I know is the Mona Lisa. 532 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,747 Gorge. Come on. 533 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,791 You're the only girl for me. 534 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,129 Come on, Gorge. 535 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:55,132 Your time's gonna come. I know what I'm talking about. 536 00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:00,971 I don't wanna be just some stupid bimbo, Joey. 537 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:03,516 Hey, what are you saying "bimbo"? You know what a bimbo is? 538 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,226 It's a little elephant with big ears. 539 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:07,478 Hey, come on! Listen, 540 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,482 your 'dos are gonna be the hottest thing in this whole goddamn city. 541 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,818 You really think so? 542 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,569 - Really? - Yeah. 543 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,572 - I'm not a loser. - Gorge. 544 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,367 You think I'm gonna waste my time with a loser? 545 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,202 You know what a loser looks like? 546 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,371 A loser looks like this. 547 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:28,874 I like to see the Allanté, please. 548 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,669 Please show me the Allanté. 549 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:36,507 I love you, Joey. I really do. 550 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,134 Hey, Gorge. 551 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,219 Gorge. 552 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,232 - Hiya, Joey! - Benny! 553 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:04,201 Legend, lover, salesman, right? 554 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,371 - Take no prisoners today, Ben. - You got it. 555 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,791 - Frankie! - Joey, barf on this, man. 556 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,377 - Why do I got to do this shit for? - Money. 557 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,423 - After you. - No, après vous. 558 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,175 He speaks French. 559 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:25,639 Hey. You and me, Mol. It's time we got something going. 560 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,808 - I'm free tonight. - I'd like that, Joey, 561 00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:30,144 but I think I'd rather eat worms and die. 562 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,729 Well, you know, my worm doesn't have a hook. 563 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,733 You know what your problem is, Joey? You're a pig. 564 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:39,278 And you're a chauvinist, and you have no respect for women. 565 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,697 Well, I guess dinner and a blowjob's out of the question, then? 566 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:44,283 - I guess. - Yeah. We'll forget dinner. 567 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,746 Telephone call for Joey O'Brien. 568 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:52,082 - Big day, Joey. - Almost. It was right there and got away. 569 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,254 - Joey O'Brien. - Oh, God, it's Tina. 570 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,506 Tina! What? 571 00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:02,009 Lisa. Lisa, she stayed out all night. She didn't come home. 572 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,428 - She didn't? All night? - I don't know where she is. 573 00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:06,430 You called hospitals? You called the police, honey? 574 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,681 No, she called from a payphone. 575 00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:09,308 - She called? - Yeah. 576 00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:10,434 What did she say? 577 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,102 Your daughter! She said she's with friends! 578 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,605 Oh, Jesus. Oh, God, she's with that little prick, Louie. 579 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,524 - Joey, you gotta come home! - Listen. Listen, I can't. 580 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,275 I can't. I can't come home now. 581 00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:20,110 Listen, if I come home, I blow my job. 582 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,529 - She's okay. She called. - Look, Joey... 583 00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:22,780 She's gonna be all right. 584 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,365 She comes home, you give me a call, okay? 585 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,783 - Joey, listen, you gotta come home. - Okay? 586 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:26,951 - I need you! - All right, baby? 587 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,244 You got it. Bye-bye. 588 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,037 That little motherfucker's dead. 589 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,163 - How do you do, sir? - How do you do? 590 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:32,289 Jackie Turgeon, how do you do? 591 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,457 - This is my wife. - How do you do? 592 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,084 This survey is bullshit. 593 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,127 Who are these experts? What do they know? 594 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:39,463 - They ever sell a car? - Now, come on, Benny, we're the salesmen. 595 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,965 We gotta do what we do best. 596 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,132 - Lie. - Yeah. 597 00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:43,801 - Cheat. - Steal. 598 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,140 Cool it, cool it, cool it. That's Donna's old man. 599 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,767 Donna! 600 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,477 Excuse me. 601 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,437 Donna, come here. I wanna talk to you. 602 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:57,565 It's her husband. Where's Jackie? 603 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,569 Over there, doing a little carpet inspection on the Mercedes. 604 00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:03,279 Don't look. Don't look. 605 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,239 Donna! 606 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,491 Come here. I want to talk to you. 607 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,910 Larry, what the hell are you doing over here? 608 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,328 - So I'm sitting home, thinking, right? - Yeah. 609 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:12,997 And I realize something. It's Sunday. 610 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:14,832 - So? - What you got to work on Sunday for? 611 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,917 I already told you Larry. There's a big sale. I gotta work. 612 00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:19,169 - You already worked half the night. - Yeah. 613 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,421 So how many cars do you sell 614 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:21,714 - at 2:00 in the morning, Donna? - What? 615 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:24,592 How many cars do you sell at 2:00 in the morning? 616 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,176 Something's going on. I can feel it. 617 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,679 What can you feel? You can't feel anything 'cause nothing's going on. 618 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,847 - I can feel it. - You're just going crazy. 619 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:31,640 I ain't gonna be a fool, Donna. 620 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,183 - Go home, Larry. - I ain't gonna be a fool. 621 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:36,145 - Just go home. - Don't tell me what to do. I'm going home. 622 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,814 You go inside. 623 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,150 I ain't gonna be your fool. 624 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,496 Jackie, all clear. 625 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,295 Come on! Sell some cars, will you? 626 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,880 That was a little close. 627 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:04,173 Take no prisoners. 628 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,382 Hit the road Little Jack 629 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:06,467 Nobody gets out of here alive. 630 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,551 Don't you come back 631 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,262 No more, no more no more, no more 632 00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:12,014 Hit the road, Little Jack 633 00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:15,017 And don't you come back no more, no 634 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,268 What you say? 635 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,227 I know about you people. You're all thieves. 636 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,314 Every time you open your mouth, you're gonna cost me money. 637 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,066 - That's right, dear. - I'll do the talking, okay? 638 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,485 What I want, and what I'm willing to pay. 639 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:27,112 - Think you can handle that, pal? - Definitely. 640 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:28,906 - Yeah. - Hop in. 641 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:34,703 Perfect fit, huh? 642 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:37,581 - How is that, dear? - Feels good. 643 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:40,584 - It looks great, honey. - Doesn't it? 644 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,336 Really packed in here. 645 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,172 - I don't know. - What don't you know? 646 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:49,301 I just don't know. 647 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,761 So this is a Bends, right? 648 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:51,928 - Benz. - Benson. 649 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:55,474 - No, Benz. Not Benson. Benz. - Benz. 650 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,101 300E Benz. 651 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,853 - How long have you been selling cars? - Just a little while. 652 00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:01,105 - Fifteen years. - You got a lot to learn. 653 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,147 I do. 654 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:05,275 Let me take a guess. You're thinking you can't afford this car. 655 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,695 Well, for $45,000... 656 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,363 - What? - Okay. 657 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,491 Didn't mean to frighten you with that. That's what's called sticker shock. 658 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,118 - You want me to get some oxygen? - Sticker shock? 659 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,452 Listen, I know what I can afford. 660 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:17,955 I just don't know. 661 00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,249 I don't know. 662 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:27,506 You're a hell of a driver, Mr. Clampstock. 663 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,968 - Well, you ready to take this baby home? - I don't know. 664 00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,303 We're doing pretty good. 665 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:36,265 We moved 15 units, but we can do better. 666 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:39,143 So I'm gonna allow another $500 off the buy-back without prior approval. 667 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,353 Good, good. Jackie, how many cars did I do? 668 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:43,188 Two Benny. Just two. 669 00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:45,274 Christ, 35 years on the floor, I'm gonna lose my spot... 670 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,609 Benny, Benny, day's not over. It's only 11:30. 671 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,070 Today don't matter if I'm gonna lose my spot. I wanna know, Jackie. 672 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,406 Benny, you're not selling any cars standing here, now, are you? 673 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:53,490 Hold on. 674 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,200 - Hello? - Joey? 675 00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,161 - No. - Is he there? It's his doctor. 676 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,829 - Yeah, he's here. - Sign this. 677 00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,664 - Doctor's on the phone. - Can't talk now. 678 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:01,999 You rat. 679 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,418 No, I'm sorry. Mr. O'Brien is with a customer. He's a very busy man. 680 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,003 - We were talking Jackie. - It's important I speak to him. 681 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:07,171 Like I told you... 682 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,923 I'm telling you, I'm not selling anymore unless you give me a spot at the new place. 683 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:12,509 - Joey, doctor says it's an emergency. - What kind of emergency? 684 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,678 What kind of emergency? Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 685 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,430 - Give me that. - No, I want to speak to Joey. 686 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,848 - Yeah, this is Joey. - Hi, it's me. 687 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,099 - Yeah, Lila, what? - I need an agent. 688 00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,310 - What kind of emergency? It's a busy day. - I think I need an agent. 689 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,519 - An agent? - Yeah, to help me sell my stuff. 690 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,979 - An agent. - What kind of agent? 691 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,814 God damn it, Jackie. We were talking here. 692 00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:28,275 Stop listening to Joey on the phone and answer me. 693 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:31,820 Come on, there are no guarantees, okay? There are no guarantees in life. 694 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:35,574 What the fuck do you need a press agent for? No, no. I know. Listen. 695 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,743 No, no, it's not like you don't have something to publicize, babe. 696 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,119 You got a lot to publicize. 697 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,329 Fuck you, Little. 698 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:41,663 And fuck Big. 699 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,415 Fuck 'em big and little. 700 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,709 Little and Big, fucking fucks. You know what I'm saying. 701 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,003 Yeah, I got the gist, Ben. 702 00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:50,672 You know what I'm saying, Joey? God damn it! 703 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,591 No, no, honey. No, just somebody learning English. 704 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:53,675 Fuck you! 705 00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,345 Better lighten up on the caffeine. 706 00:34:58,055 --> 00:35:00,182 - Number seven. - Tell me the price. 707 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,934 Five grand for three months? 708 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,353 Five grand is not the money, darling. 709 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,980 It's just the fact that... Hey, wait a minute, you're worth it. 710 00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:08,857 You're priceless, babe. You know that. 711 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:12,027 Seven, Joe. Seven. 712 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,904 Joey, what's going on over there? Hello? 713 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,447 Ten. Ten. 714 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:16,657 Joey? 715 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,741 Centimeters. 716 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,577 That's cruel. 717 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:22,412 God damn it, Joey! 718 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,289 What? Babe, listen. 719 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:26,083 I gotta go. I gotta get back out there. 720 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,335 Five grand I gotta make, and I gotta get it now. 721 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,796 - You get it? Okay. Bye-bye. - Yeah, sweetie. You're the best. 722 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,008 So many women, so little cash. 723 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,010 Take no prisoners! 724 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:40,055 Thirty-five years I've been selling cars, Joey. You know what I mean? 725 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:43,267 Now all of a sudden, all of a sudden, I don't know what I'm selling? 726 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,894 What is this? What does that say there? Salesman of the year. 727 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:47,271 - Excuse me. - Maybe... 728 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,022 - Excuse me. - Can I help you? 729 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:50,607 You gave me your card. 730 00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:54,987 Right, right. Something in black. 731 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,280 - The hearse, right? - Yeah. 732 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,240 Sorry. Well, you sit right down. I'll be right with you, okay? 733 00:35:58,282 --> 00:35:59,366 Yeah. 734 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,579 So what am I supposed to do now? Grow legs like Molly? 735 00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,290 I don't know, Ben. I still wouldn't fuck you. 736 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:12,129 Sorry to keep you waiting. 737 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:14,131 You don't look so good. 738 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,967 Well, it's getting to be kind of a long day. 739 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,927 We own Frito's cars. 740 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:21,597 - Seven years. We have 19 taxis. - Twenty. 741 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:24,266 Congratulations, you're ready to step up from the taxis 742 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,851 to a Prestige Luxury car, right? 743 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,519 - Yes. - We're gonna buy an American car. 744 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:29,229 - Only American. - Well, God bless you, sir. 745 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,231 It's gonna be hard to buy a Russian one. 746 00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:33,442 - Let me show you this American car. - Yeah. 747 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,235 Lincoln Continental. Do you have any kids? 748 00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:38,113 - I have... No, three kids. - And children. 749 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:40,115 Three his children and two our kids. 750 00:36:40,157 --> 00:36:41,283 - Well, this'll fit... - This will fit nice good. 751 00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:43,160 Put the bad ones in the front and the bad ones in the back. 752 00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:44,203 Okay. 753 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,288 - Excuse me one second. - Mr. Salesman, real leather in the seat? 754 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,665 Real leather, yeah. Nothing fake in America. 755 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,334 Telephone call for Joey O'Brien. 756 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,460 Hello. 757 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,503 - Joey, it's me. - Tina! 758 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,171 - She home? - No, not yet. 759 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,798 - I don't know where she is. - Not yet? 760 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,925 Why don't you try calling this Louie? 761 00:36:58,008 --> 00:36:59,509 I don't know his last name. Do you know it? 762 00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:01,261 No, I don't know his name. We're not that close. 763 00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:02,721 But if I ever do get close to him, 764 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:04,348 he's gonna be wearing his balls for earrings. 765 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:06,516 He gonna be back or no, huh? 766 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,851 On the telephone. 767 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:12,022 I don't understand. He going to sell this car? What? I just... 768 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,525 Yeah, yeah, I do sound a little tense, Tine, yeah. 769 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:17,027 - You wanna know why? - I know why. 770 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,654 'Cause my day has been shit. Total shit. 771 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:20,781 Yeah, Joey, you're not the only one, you know? 772 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,199 My little girl's missing, 773 00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,784 - doing God knows what the hell. - Joey. 774 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,453 I'm gonna lose my job. I'm up to my ass in hock. 775 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,038 - People asking money from me. - Joey, calm down. 776 00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,165 And I gotta sell seven more cars by the end of the day. 777 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:33,126 - Shit, total shit, S-H-I-T. - Joey, come on now. Calm down. 778 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,795 It could not get any worse. 779 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:36,713 - Hello? - Oh, shit. 780 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:40,217 Joey, what? What is it? Joey? 781 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,220 - Oh, Tina... - Is she there? 782 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,056 - Tina, you call me... - Joey? 783 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:49,393 ...the moment that Lila... Lisa gets home, okay? 784 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:52,436 - Lila? - Joey, don't do this to me today. 785 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,022 I have a previous relationship with these customers. 786 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,816 - Mr. Salesman, please. - One moment. 787 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,402 - Hello, Mrs. Munchack. - Hi. 788 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,112 - Hi. - You know Chester. 789 00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,699 - Yeah, he likes you. He does. - I hope. 790 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,325 Mr. Munchack, 791 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,537 Joey O'Brien, I put you in that 560 SL a couple years ago. 792 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:11,415 Yes, Mr. O'Brien, my relationship for life. 793 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:12,708 Nice. 794 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,960 Has she run well for you? The car. 795 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,004 Well, she doesn't seem to have any complaints. 796 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,422 Well, glad to hear that. 797 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:21,257 No complaints at all. I tell you, it's been like a dream. 798 00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:24,511 I don't think I've ever loved anyone... Thing more. 799 00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:26,763 It's been a pleasure servicing... Serving you. 800 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,349 - Mr. Salesman, please! - One moment, please! 801 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,101 I'll be right with you. 802 00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:33,562 Place can't run without me. What can I do for you, Mr. Munchaque? 803 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,022 - Munchack. - Chack. 804 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:36,773 Like to get a new car for my wife. 805 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:40,319 Well, hey, that's what I'm here for. 806 00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:42,446 Come on, let me show you around. 807 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:44,156 So what's it gonna be, Mr. O'Brien, 808 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,908 are you ready to continue our relationship for life? 809 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,201 Joey. Joey. 810 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,621 - I'm still waiting for you, Mr. Salesman. - One moment! 811 00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:54,082 - Excuse me. - I'm sick of your moment. 812 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:56,877 Can't you see I got two ups at once. Little's not gonna approve your deal. 813 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,503 You better go talk to him. Your sale's gonna walk, Joey. 814 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,922 Donna, do anything. Keep him there. Show him some cleavage, okay? 815 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,632 Joey! 816 00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:05,802 - Mr. Salesman! - One moment, I'll be right with you. 817 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,806 Wait a second. My wife was thinking maybe an Allanté convertible. 818 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,516 - Shut up! Black. - Hear Daddy? 819 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,810 - Now is that what you want, darling? - Yes, honey. 820 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,938 I did see one that I really liked. You must know what I'm talking about. 821 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,940 So Mr. O'Brien, can you help us? 822 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,442 - Mr. Salesman! - Surely. 823 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,652 Please, this Washington Continental. 824 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,821 What kind of deal are you gonna make me on this? 825 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:25,989 - Cash is okay? - Cash. 826 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,741 - Mr. O'Brien, please. - One moment. 827 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,910 - I ask you, how much in cash? - American cash? 828 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,411 Sure, you accept Chinese? 829 00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:33,246 Excuse me, Joey, get with that guy... 830 00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:35,123 Come on, Mr. Salesman! 831 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,333 Hey, hey, don't go. 832 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,793 Hey, we had a deal here. Sit down! 833 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:40,796 - We had a deal! He changed every number! - I know. Sit down. Take a load off your legs. 834 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:44,341 - He changed every number. - Mr. O'Brien, I believe you were serving us. 835 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,968 - Hey, back off! - Please! 836 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,181 Fuck! 837 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:02,067 All you bastards are gonna die! 838 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:05,320 You had your good time? Now you're gonna die! 839 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:21,044 Get over there! Get over there! 840 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,172 Move it! Move it! Move it! 841 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,932 - Move it! Move it! - Okay. 842 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,102 Oh, my God! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! 843 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:41,523 Everybody fucking against the wall, or we all fucking die. 844 00:40:47,571 --> 00:40:51,408 Hey! Get out! Get out of there! What are you hiding from? 845 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:54,494 Get up! Get up! What are you hiding from? 846 00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:57,164 Are you one of them? Are you one of them? 847 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,249 - Donna! Donna! - Larry! 848 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:01,084 - Are you one of them? - One what? 849 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:04,212 - You look like one of them! - Larry! Larry! 850 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:07,591 What the hell are you doing, Larry? You gone crazy, Larry? 851 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:08,717 I wanna know, Donna. 852 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:10,677 - What, have you gone crazy? - Tell me! Tell me! 853 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,846 - What are you doing? - Who here did you do? 854 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,432 Tell me who you fucked here, Donna! I wanna know! 855 00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:17,267 I gotta know! Tell me! 856 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,269 What do you want to know? 857 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,189 Everyone, okay? I fucked them all! 858 00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:24,941 I just fuck and fuck and fuck! 859 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,196 Shit! 860 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,072 Get up! 861 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:33,950 Donna! 862 00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:39,456 Hey! Hey! Hey! 863 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,042 Get in there! Move it! 864 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,627 Move it! 865 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,547 I'll fucking kill you! Move it! Move it! 866 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:49,466 Not me! Don't shoot me! 867 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:58,058 All right. Okay. 868 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:01,853 Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. All right. 869 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:05,482 Okay, everybody over there! 870 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:11,321 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everybody back. Everybody back. 871 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,408 Okay. Okay. Everybody, hands up. 872 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,495 And make it look like nothing's happening. 873 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:23,667 Shut the dog up! I don't like dogs! 874 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,252 He's just a puppy! 875 00:42:26,086 --> 00:42:29,839 Okay. Okay. Okay. 876 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,633 All the women over there! 877 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:36,179 Please, I just came to buy car with my wife. 878 00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:39,516 - Get over there! - You're gonna get us all killed. 879 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,563 Shut up! Shut up! 880 00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,566 Get it away from me! Get it away from me! 881 00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:49,359 No, please! No, no, Chester, please! 882 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:50,735 Get it away from me! 883 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,446 Get the dog away from me! Get... 884 00:42:55,865 --> 00:43:00,370 My baby, no! Please! Please! My baby! Please! Please! 885 00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:11,047 You! Little tough guy with the tattoo! 886 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,050 You been doing Donna, ain't ya? 887 00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:17,220 Answer me, you little shit! Stick your little toy dick in there, huh? 888 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:19,055 I swear to God, I didn't fuck your girlfriend, man! 889 00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:21,433 She's not my girlfriend. She's my wife! 890 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,311 Oh, Jesus! Don't! Don't! He's just a kid, come on. 891 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,022 - What's your problem, mac? - Oh, God, please. Joey! 892 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,400 - Darling, back! Darling, get back! - Stay back! 893 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,402 - Get back. Get back, darling! - Stay back! 894 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,322 - No! Joey! Joey! Joey! - Joey? What is this, Joy? 895 00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:37,324 I'm sorry, Harry. I didn't mean to hurt you! 896 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:39,242 Joy, you haven't been screwing this salesman, have you? 897 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,410 Shut up, Harry! 898 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,037 - Well, have you? - A little. 899 00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:48,960 Everybody fucking shut up! This is my thing, all right? 900 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,921 This is some joint here. 901 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,924 Open season on everyone's wife, huh? 902 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,594 So you had your little fun, did you? 903 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,431 Please don't kill me! I don't want to die! I don't want to fucking die. 904 00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:03,808 It was me. It was me! 905 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,941 You what? 906 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,987 Me and Donna, we... 907 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:19,699 You... 908 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:21,826 Yeah. 909 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,664 What are you saying, Joey? How could you do this to me? 910 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,082 You're something, O'Brien! 911 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,167 - I hope to hell this guy really does kill you! - I loved you! 912 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,544 - Shut up! You shut up! Shut up! - You bastard! 913 00:44:31,628 --> 00:44:33,171 You shut up even more! 914 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,799 - Sorry. I'm sorry, sir. - Thank you. 915 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,635 I'm doing the talking. 916 00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:40,220 Right, right. 917 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,598 So we got one. 918 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,938 Who else did her? Who else did her? The kid? Who else? 919 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,106 Come on, who else? 920 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:52,649 Nobody else. It was just me. 921 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,317 Yeah? Prove it. 922 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,611 You think I'm gonna bullshit you about this? 923 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:57,696 What am I, a retard? 924 00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,489 You think I'm gonna bullshit a guy 925 00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:01,950 with an automatic weapon loaded and pointed at me? 926 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,412 It's just me. Nobody else. 927 00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:11,000 Yeah, well, what about, 928 00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:13,962 you know, all that stuff she said, you know? 929 00:45:14,504 --> 00:45:16,047 "I fuck and fuck and fuck." 930 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,133 She was trying to hurt you, man. 931 00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,262 Hey! 932 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,183 Am I dead? 933 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:28,685 Move it! Move it! 934 00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:31,312 Don't you hurt my son! You hurt him, I'll kill ya! 935 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,064 I'll kill you right here! 936 00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:35,859 Hey, come on, we were talking. 937 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:38,862 We were talking here, Lar. Remember, me and Donna? 938 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,281 - Yeah, right. - Right. 939 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:42,824 So how many times you do her, man? 940 00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:44,743 What's it matter, Lar? She's dying over there on the floor. 941 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,494 One time? Twenty times? 942 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:48,872 - Less. - Tell me. Ten? 943 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,583 - I don't know. - More than 10? 944 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,085 - Less than 10? What? - Hey, look behind me. 945 00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,921 I can't talk in front of the ladies. You know what I'm saying? 946 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:58,214 Come on. 947 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:01,009 You let the ladies go, I'll tell you everything. 948 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:03,553 What have you got against the ladies? They never did anything with Donna. 949 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:04,804 I don't know they didn't do nothing. 950 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:07,307 Come on. You let the ladies go, we'll talk all night, okay? 951 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,392 No, no, no, no, you tell me first. How many times? 952 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,935 - Oh, God. - I swear I'll kill you. 953 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:12,353 Go ahead! 954 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:15,607 But you kill me, you never learn anything about me and Donna, do you? 955 00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:20,570 Now, come on, Larry, be a guy. Let the ladies go. 956 00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,489 Okay? Come on, now. 957 00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:23,740 Larry. 958 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,910 - Larry. - Oh, shit. 959 00:46:27,202 --> 00:46:28,912 Larry, Larry, she's over there. 960 00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:30,997 She's alive. Look at that, Larry. 961 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:33,958 - She ain't dead. - What happened? 962 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:36,419 The shot just grazed her head. You ain't killed anybody. 963 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,087 - Come on. - Get away from her! What are you doing? 964 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,631 Nothing. 965 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,091 - She's hurt, Larry. - She deserves it. 966 00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,594 Let me just get her up, get her in a chair, okay, Lar? 967 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,266 - Put her in a chair. - That's a good idea, Lar. 968 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,397 Get your hands off her! 969 00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:58,942 What happened? 970 00:46:59,234 --> 00:47:01,528 No matter what you hear, shut up. 971 00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:02,737 What? 972 00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:05,907 Yeah, bitch, better listen to your boyfriend here. 973 00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:07,075 What? 974 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:09,285 You heard me. Listen to what your boyfriend's saying. 975 00:47:11,538 --> 00:47:13,289 You think I'm fucking Joey? 976 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:14,874 Jerk. 977 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:15,959 Donna. 978 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:18,920 What's going on here? You doing her or not? 979 00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:20,088 Of course I'm doing her. 980 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,173 I don't know who I'm doing and who I'm not doing. 981 00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:25,760 Donna. I told him. Just you and me, right? 982 00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:26,928 There's nobody else. 983 00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:28,513 Look at that. 984 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:33,101 See, the bullet grazed her head. The bullet grazed your head, Donna. 985 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,727 She doesn't know what's going on. 986 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:36,020 She's got amnesia. 987 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:38,147 - I got what? - She got what? 988 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,985 Don't go bullshitting him, Donna, okay? 989 00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:43,987 I told him everything. You see the gun? 990 00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:47,490 You lie to him, who knows what shit is gonna go down? 991 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:49,701 So trust me on this, D. 992 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:50,952 "D"? 993 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,007 Just Joey. Nobody else. 994 00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:10,096 Nobody else. 995 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:23,192 - Lar. Lar. - Oh, shit. 996 00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:29,991 Shit. 997 00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:31,868 Shit. 998 00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,370 Shit. 999 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,878 Some crazy dude crashed right through the goddamn door, man. 1000 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:44,964 - He's got a gun. - I know. Get down. 1001 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:47,300 Get down? I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1002 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,889 Cops. Cops! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1003 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:56,643 Larry, you know what you do? Give up. 1004 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:01,522 Larry? Larry. Larry, call it a day. 1005 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:03,566 Let's put the gun down. We go out and tell the cops, 1006 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:04,692 a little domestic dispute. 1007 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:07,028 - What are you talking about? - Maybe we just let the ladies go, Larry. 1008 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:09,572 How about that? That'd look really good right now. 1009 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,240 No? That'd buy you a little time. 1010 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,992 Cops have to deal with the ladies, you know? 1011 00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:16,120 How about that one? And the ladies could tell the cops that you're a no-shit guy. 1012 00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:18,915 Hey, shut up! I'm a no-shit guy! 1013 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:21,918 All you ladies get out of here and you tell the cops 1014 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:24,253 - that I'm a no-shit guy. - Thank you. 1015 00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:25,713 Not you! 1016 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:27,423 - What? - Sit down! 1017 00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:28,758 - Sit down! - All right! 1018 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:31,928 He's a no-shit guy! 1019 00:49:33,221 --> 00:49:35,765 Hey! Quit talking that French stuff! 1020 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:38,476 Joey. 1021 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,728 Joy, what are you doing? Get out of here. 1022 00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:43,648 Joey, I just love you, that's all. 1023 00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:48,361 Joy, there's nothing here for you. I'm sorry. Now, go. 1024 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:52,407 It's over, come on! Go! Get out! 1025 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,995 - Hey! Get out of here. - Harry, Harry. 1026 00:49:57,412 --> 00:50:00,206 You don't deserve this. I'm sorry. Forgive me. 1027 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:01,499 Get out of here! 1028 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,422 Chester, Chester, Chester, come here. 1029 00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:08,923 Jeez, where'd you find her? 1030 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,096 Sorry, man. 1031 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,936 All right, everybody move it! Get it in gear! 1032 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:24,313 Go! Go! Go! Move it! 1033 00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,819 What the hell are you doing here? 1034 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,654 Relax, we're just getting a shot. 1035 00:50:31,738 --> 00:50:32,822 You're in the line of fire! 1036 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:34,198 Hey, what's the problem? We're miles away... 1037 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,659 - Move it now! Move! Move! - All right, all right. All right, all right. 1038 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,673 You, inside. 1039 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:54,218 You are surrounded. You have no hope of escape. 1040 00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:58,806 Surrender immediately. You're surrounded. You have no hope of escape. 1041 00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:03,394 Stay back! 1042 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:08,191 Tell them to stay back or I'll blow this place and half the fucking block to hell. 1043 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:13,321 He says, stay back or he's gonna blow this place and half the block to hell. 1044 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,364 Yeah? With what? 1045 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,200 Stuff on my bike there. 1046 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,535 It's very explosive stuff. 1047 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,705 He's got stuff strapped to his bike. 1048 00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:28,211 So what? So does my little kid. Look, we wanna know what it is. 1049 00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:29,837 M2 plastic. 1050 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,381 - Plastic? - M2 plastic. 1051 00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:34,550 - Plastique? Oh, shit. - Plastique, yeah. 1052 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,303 M2 plastique! 1053 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:39,680 M2 plastique? 1054 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:42,892 - You tell him we don't believe him. - Oh, fuck. 1055 00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:44,602 Where the hell did he get that? 1056 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:49,482 - Jersey. - Okay. 1057 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,401 - Okay, what does he want? - What do you want, Larry? 1058 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:54,904 I don't know. 1059 00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:02,578 - Come on, talk to me. - What? 1060 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,918 What do you want me to tell him, Larry? 1061 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,587 You don't want me to tell him the truth, do you? 1062 00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:13,464 'Cause if I tell him the truth, it's gonna get on the news, 1063 00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:16,092 and you're gonna be airing your dirty laundry all over the goddamn city. 1064 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,636 - Do you want that? - Yeah. I mean, no! 1065 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:20,263 Now, what do you want me to tell him? 1066 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:23,474 Tell him... I don't know what I wanna tell him. 1067 00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:25,685 Listen, that doesn't mean... 1068 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:29,272 And don't think I ain't gonna kill you and all these assholes here. 1069 00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,774 No, sir. I wasn't thinking anything like that. 1070 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:34,360 Look, we're still waiting to hear what he wants. 1071 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:37,238 Come on, let us know who we're talking to. 1072 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:40,658 He wants to know who you are! 1073 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,369 He's talking to the NYPD. 1074 00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:46,455 No shit. Now give me a name. 1075 00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:48,624 Come on, he wants to know your name. 1076 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,252 Look at the tag on your chest. It'll make it a lot easier. 1077 00:52:51,294 --> 00:52:52,461 The name is Walters. 1078 00:52:53,129 --> 00:52:55,548 Okay, Walters, here's the deal. 1079 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,385 - What's the plan, Larry? - I don't know. I told you, I don't know. 1080 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,137 Come on, Larry, you gotta have a plan. We need a plan. 1081 00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:03,806 - Tell him I don't wanna talk to him. - He doesn't wanna talk to you. 1082 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,308 If I did wanna talk to him, I wouldn't talk to him out there. 1083 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:07,976 But if he does talk to you, he's not gonna talk to you out there, 1084 00:53:07,977 --> 00:53:09,395 and he's not gonna talk to you in here. 1085 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:10,813 Actually, I don't wanna talk to him at all. 1086 00:53:10,897 --> 00:53:12,148 Actually, he doesn't wanna talk to you at all. 1087 00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:13,900 - Tell them to go away. - Go away. 1088 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:17,653 What's his name? Can't talk for himself? 1089 00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:20,573 Larry? Larry, you don't have to push it through my back to kill me. 1090 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,533 - Sorry, sorry. - It's a gun. Bullets come out, you know? 1091 00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:23,993 All right, all right. 1092 00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:25,286 What's his name? 1093 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,997 - You wanna give him your name? - No. 1094 00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:29,665 If I tell him my name, then he'll know who I am. 1095 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:32,793 That's good thinking, Larry. That's real good thinking. Why don't you make one up? 1096 00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:36,172 - Like what kind of name? - Anything you want. You're in charge. 1097 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:38,841 Okay. What about Smith? 1098 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,176 Smith? What, are you checking into a motel? 1099 00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:42,178 - No, give me a first name. - Oh, shit. 1100 00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:44,055 - Chip. Chip. - Chip. 1101 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,848 Yeah, like from Charles. Chip. 1102 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:48,309 Chip? That's a name for a squirrel. How about Charlie? 1103 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,728 No. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. That's a commie name. 1104 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:53,105 - Commie? - Yeah. Like, it sounds Chinese. 1105 00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:54,982 How about Chuck? That's an all-American name. 1106 00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:56,067 Okay, Chuck. 1107 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,277 - Chuck, yeah. - So I'm Chuck. Chuck! 1108 00:53:58,361 --> 00:53:59,528 His name's Chuck! 1109 00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:01,530 - Tell him to go away. - Go away. 1110 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,241 You're doing good, Larry. 1111 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:27,223 Oh, man. 1112 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:34,397 This ain't working out the way I thought it would. 1113 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,190 Yeah, it's 'cause you gone and screwed up like you always do. 1114 00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:38,693 Excuse me, what was I supposed to do? 1115 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,487 Sit around while you screw this guy and everything else that moves? 1116 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:44,323 What kind of man would I be sitting around with my johnson in my hand? 1117 00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:46,993 - Well, that's about the only place it's been. - You bitch! 1118 00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:51,414 Bobby, move in! Move in! 1119 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:53,248 Come on, we gotta rush this freak! Move in! 1120 00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:55,668 You guys should get an apartment in Beirut. You'd be a lot happier. 1121 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,086 Hey, hey! They're coming! They're coming! 1122 00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:59,255 - Everybody, get down! - Larry, come back! 1123 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:01,215 - Larry, come back! - No, don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1124 00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:06,929 The police! They're here! Did you see that? 1125 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,098 My foot! 1126 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,477 I hit him! I hit him! I hit him! 1127 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:16,480 - My foot, my foot! - Stay down! 1128 00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:20,943 Now you see what I mean, Joey? He's got a real need to screw things up... 1129 00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:22,945 Hey, shut up, bitch! 1130 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,239 Get away! Get away! 1131 00:55:25,281 --> 00:55:27,616 Get up, get up. Go on, get out of there. Get out of there. 1132 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,452 Hey! Hey! 1133 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:31,787 Get down! Get down! 1134 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:36,125 He shot a cop! He hit one! He hit one! 1135 00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:39,253 Larry. Larry. What did you do? 1136 00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:40,296 He shot a cop! 1137 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:41,964 You shot a cop? 1138 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,633 - He shot a cop! In the foot! - I shot a cop. I shot a cop. 1139 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,303 - I shot a cop. I shot a cop. - Larry. Larry, calm down. 1140 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,304 - Calm down. Calm down. - I shot a cop. I shot a cop. 1141 00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:51,057 - You didn't shoot a cop. - I shot a cop! 1142 00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:53,100 You shot a foot, okay? 1143 00:55:53,309 --> 00:55:55,811 - Just a foot. Maybe only a shoe. - I shot a cop. 1144 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:57,980 Okay? Calm down. 1145 00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:01,442 Hello? 1146 00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:04,070 - Turgeon Auto. - Yeah, I hear you're having a sale today. 1147 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:05,154 Yes... 1148 00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,323 Do you still have the blue Allanté I saw on the commercial? 1149 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:09,992 - I don't know if we have the blue Allanté. - We have two. 1150 00:56:10,076 --> 00:56:13,079 Maybe. I know it says one day only, 1151 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,622 but maybe call back tomorrow. 1152 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:16,999 - Look, I can be there in 15 minutes. - Yeah, I'm tied up right now. 1153 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,501 - I'm with a customer. - I would like... 1154 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:19,835 I gotta go. Thank you. 1155 00:56:19,919 --> 00:56:22,421 Joseph O'Brien is one of the most wonderful men 1156 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:25,257 - I've ever worked with... - Joe, Joey. J-O-E-Y. 1157 00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:28,177 Could you please get your dog to just shut up for a moment? 1158 00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:29,804 Shut up, you tight-ass, you! 1159 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:32,348 Listen, you. I have been in a hostage situation. 1160 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,314 Let's go, let's go. 1161 00:56:40,356 --> 00:56:41,607 - Out of the way, out of the way. - Detective Mason, 1162 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,317 - can you make a statement... - Not now. 1163 00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:44,902 - How about you, sir? - Come on. 1164 00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:46,487 Move! Move! 1165 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:48,030 - Sir, you're the owner, right? - Yes. 1166 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,533 Okay. Now, you're aware of the situation across the street? The guns? 1167 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:53,619 Right? Okay. We're gonna take your place over for about a half hour tops. 1168 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:56,372 We wanna set up a direct line of communication. Telephone? 1169 00:56:56,455 --> 00:56:58,624 Direct line across the street to the dealership, okay? 1170 00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:00,375 Are you gonna eat? Are you gonna eat? 1171 00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:01,627 Hey, pal, we're gonna eat plenty, don't worry. 1172 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,379 Unpack your gear. Put my phone over there. 1173 00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:06,257 - Okay, there's explosives on the bike. - Wasn't it scary? 1174 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:08,551 - It was like one of the scariest things. - I'm still shaking. 1175 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,387 My knee. Oh, my knee. 1176 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:34,577 - Can I get it? - No way, man. 1177 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,203 - Why not? - It's the cops. 1178 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:38,914 - It may be a customer. It's a sale day. - No way. I can tell, it's the cops. 1179 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,040 How can you tell it's the cops? 1180 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,834 'Cause of the way it's ringing. It's ringing weird! 1181 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,294 Okay, yeah. It's ringing weird. It may be the cops. 1182 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:46,046 Hey, but what have you got to be afraid of? Cops can't see you on the phone. 1183 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,673 They can't hurt you on the phone. They can't shoot you. 1184 00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:49,091 - Hey, let me pick it up. - No way. 1185 00:57:49,175 --> 00:57:50,843 - Hey, maybe the phone company... - No, no! 1186 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:52,094 - Hey, let me get it! - No! 1187 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,512 It's making me nuts. Let me pick up the phone! 1188 00:57:53,596 --> 00:57:55,139 - All right, get it! - Okay. 1189 00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:57,349 - Turgeon Auto. - This is the police. 1190 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,643 - It's the cops. - Oh, shit. 1191 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,812 Hey, we were talking to Walters before. Who's this? 1192 00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:02,897 Yeah, who are you? 1193 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,107 I'm Elvis, that's who I am. I'm back from the dead, and I'm pissed. 1194 00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:07,568 No, I'm Joey O'Brien, okay? Sorry, it was a joke. 1195 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:09,778 - Who are you? - My name is Mason. 1196 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,615 Captain Mason. Yeah, how you doing in there? 1197 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:16,118 How am I doing? Well, to start off the day, was gonna lose my job. 1198 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,120 Now I may lose my life, and I think I shit myself. 1199 00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:21,874 O'Brien, O'Brien, listen, I understand your position. 1200 00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:23,042 Three har gow. 1201 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,836 All right, you do what you have to do, but get this Chuck on the line 1202 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,088 or we'll run out of alternatives. Do you understand what I'm saying? 1203 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,423 Yeah, Mason, I know what you're saying. 1204 00:58:29,465 --> 00:58:32,134 Larry, we got a new guy here. His name is Mason. 1205 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,469 - I think you should talk to him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1206 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,471 The cop, the one I hit, how's he doing? 1207 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:36,805 Okay. 1208 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,892 - Larry... Chip... - Charlie... Chuck! 1209 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,810 Chuck! Chuck wants to know 1210 00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:44,021 - how the cop he hit is doing. - He's gonna be all right. 1211 00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:46,774 Says he's gonna be all right. Tells you not to worry. 1212 00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:47,983 Thank God. 1213 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:50,319 Okay, now tell me, what does he want? 1214 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,948 Okay. He wants to know what you want, Larry. 1215 00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:55,991 - What? - He wants to know what you want. 1216 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,118 I told him already. I want him to go away. 1217 00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:00,538 He wants you to go away. 1218 00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:02,665 Yeah, that's very funny. What does he want? 1219 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,376 He says that's not on the program, Larry. 1220 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:07,169 Well... 1221 00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:09,588 Well, what am I gonna do? 1222 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:12,591 I don't know. What am I gonna do? 1223 00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:16,011 He's a little up in the air right now. Can you give him a few minutes? 1224 00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:18,347 - Yeah, we'll give him one minute. - What are you talking, one minute? 1225 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:19,974 - One minute? - We're not under enough pressure 1226 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,517 without you playing Beat the Clock? 1227 00:59:21,684 --> 00:59:23,269 - Come on, get real here! - Yeah! 1228 00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:25,479 - This is the guy who shot a cop. A cop. - Yeah! 1229 00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:26,855 He only shot him in the foot. 1230 00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:28,023 Yeah, I know it's just in the foot, 1231 00:59:28,107 --> 00:59:29,733 but that doesn't mean he's not dangerous, okay? 1232 00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:32,236 - Right! You tell him! - Yeah. You start telling him what to do, 1233 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:33,821 who knows what the hell he's gonna do to us, okay? 1234 00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,864 Yeah, you tell him I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do! 1235 00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:36,991 They got the idea, Larry. 1236 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,451 O'Brien. O'Brien, we'll give him 15 minutes. 1237 00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:43,122 Fifteen minutes. Thanks, Mason. Thank you very goddamn much. 1238 00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:44,790 - What an asshole! - What an asshole! 1239 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,793 Asshole. 1240 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,420 God damn it! 1241 00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:54,842 Larry, you wanna drill a hole in the back of my neck with that fucking gun? 1242 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,051 Sorry. 1243 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:08,063 - What's this look all about? - What? Me? Who? 1244 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,273 You, pretty boy. 1245 01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:11,692 What? 1246 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:15,446 Hey, Joey, I bet this guy's been doing Donna behind both our backs. 1247 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,072 No. I really didn't. 1248 01:00:17,156 --> 01:00:19,825 I never even... I didn't touch her, really. 1249 01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:22,202 Yeah? Well, what was the look all about? 1250 01:00:22,244 --> 01:00:24,997 Just Joey, Larry. I swear to God. 1251 01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:27,458 Just Joey. 1252 01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:31,879 Larry, it's time you and I had that private talk, and I'll tell you everything. 1253 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,088 Yeah. 1254 01:00:33,589 --> 01:00:34,590 All right. 1255 01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:37,176 You and me. 1256 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:39,553 Let's talk. 1257 01:00:39,595 --> 01:00:40,763 Everybody up! 1258 01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,224 Hurry, hurry! 1259 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:01,992 All right, nobody try anything funny in here. 1260 01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:13,128 - Look, I'm sorry I didn't... - Shut up! 1261 01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:28,727 Hey. 1262 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:30,938 Just cigarettes, Larry. 1263 01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:32,564 You smoke? 1264 01:01:32,648 --> 01:01:35,943 No, I don't. It's a disgusting habit. Put it away. 1265 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,528 Yeah, I'm trying to quit. 1266 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:42,908 So... 1267 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:45,327 So? 1268 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:49,665 By the looks of things, it ain't been so good with you and Donna. 1269 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,001 What's it to you, man? 1270 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,504 If things were going good, you wouldn't be doing her. 1271 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:56,588 Hey! 1272 01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:59,258 You think doing her is more important than the happiness of two people? 1273 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,635 If I thought there was happiness at stake, I wouldn't be doing her. 1274 01:02:01,844 --> 01:02:03,929 Yeah, right. So why are you doing it, then? 1275 01:02:04,096 --> 01:02:07,266 Hey, who knew it was such a big deal till you came through that door, Larry? 1276 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,561 Maybe she's doing me because she wants to get back at you for doing somebody else. 1277 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,396 Maybe you're doing everybody in town. I don't know that. 1278 01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:13,522 I'm not, man. 1279 01:02:13,564 --> 01:02:15,816 Well, you could be. I mean, you're a good-looking guy, Larry. 1280 01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:16,859 I'm not. 1281 01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:17,985 Well, hey, maybe you should. I mean, 1282 01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,903 Donna used to always say how sexy you were. 1283 01:02:20,446 --> 01:02:22,072 She said I was sexy? She didn't say that. 1284 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:23,532 She didn't not say it. 1285 01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:25,367 She's a lying bitch whore, is all. 1286 01:02:25,451 --> 01:02:27,578 Larry, what kind of a foundation for a relationship 1287 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,163 is calling your wife a lying bitch whore? 1288 01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:30,914 Well, she is a lying bitch whore. 1289 01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:32,707 Hey, she wasn't when you married her, was she? 1290 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:35,043 I don't think you're the type of guy who'd marry a lying bitch whore. 1291 01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:37,713 I didn't know her too good when I married her. 1292 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,090 That's not good, marrying someone you don't know too well. 1293 01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:42,134 - Yeah, well, tell me about it. - Well... 1294 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,261 Love sucks! 1295 01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:46,930 Yeah, but sometimes it's pretty nice, too. 1296 01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:56,064 Shit, is it hot! 1297 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:02,654 - What do you do for a living, Larry? - I'm a mechanic. 1298 01:03:03,197 --> 01:03:05,949 I used to fix airplanes for Eastern over at LaGuardia. 1299 01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:08,243 That's a good job, Larry. That's a lot of responsibility. 1300 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,411 I got laid off. 1301 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:11,622 - Yeah? - I haven't worked in a year. 1302 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,458 Why Donna had to get this job, I don't know. 1303 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,046 A man's gotta work. 1304 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:22,090 Ain't that the truth? Boy, I think you get everything from working. 1305 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,218 You get your... You get money. You get power. 1306 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:26,094 You get your sexual attraction. You know what I mean? 1307 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,847 Yeah, I know what you mean. You're saying that a man without a job 1308 01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:31,141 is like a man without a dick. Thank you very fucking much. 1309 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,476 No, I'm not saying that at all. 1310 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:34,853 - Yeah, you said that. - I'm saying it's in your head. 1311 01:03:34,937 --> 01:03:36,188 - In my head? - Well, not your head. 1312 01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:38,106 I mean, it's everybody's head. It's... 1313 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,274 Fuck. 1314 01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:42,152 Fucking headache. 1315 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,961 Larry, Larry, stay calm. They'll go away. 1316 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,965 - How do you know? - I know. 1317 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,893 See? 1318 01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:20,190 You know lots of things. 1319 01:04:20,816 --> 01:04:22,025 No, I know people. 1320 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:24,903 When you sell stuff for a living, you get to know people. 1321 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:28,490 I don't know people so good. 1322 01:04:29,992 --> 01:04:32,202 Hold it. Don't push me, God damn it. 1323 01:04:32,995 --> 01:04:36,707 Oh, my God, there are cockroaches! I got them all over me! 1324 01:04:36,832 --> 01:04:38,959 - The big cockroaches! - Be quiet! Be quiet! 1325 01:04:39,001 --> 01:04:40,335 Let go! 1326 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,046 Get down! 1327 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:44,631 There's cockroaches up there! 1328 01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:47,259 Hey! You guys are really something. 1329 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:49,011 I thought I could trust you. 1330 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,429 Frankie, you bastard. 1331 01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,514 - Get him down. - Let me down! 1332 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:55,142 Move, move, move. Excuse me. 1333 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:57,352 Joey! Joey! 1334 01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:00,981 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1335 01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:03,066 My boyfriend's in there. He's a hostage. 1336 01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:04,776 - Move. - Hey, hey! 1337 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:06,194 Officer, can you help me? My boyfriend's in there. 1338 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:07,863 Joey O'Brien, he's a hostage. Please! 1339 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:08,989 - Okay, you can go. - Thank you. 1340 01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:13,201 - Miss. Miss! - Yes. 1341 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,163 I'll have another one of these shrimp-boat things. 1342 01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:17,789 Yeah. How many? Three, maybe? 1343 01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:19,124 - One. - Okay, three. Thank you. 1344 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:20,334 Ring through again. 1345 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:21,585 Okay, come on. 1346 01:05:22,294 --> 01:05:23,670 Heat 'em up! 1347 01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:30,177 Wanna get that, Joey? 1348 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:32,012 You got it, Lar. 1349 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,681 Chuck's hotline. 1350 01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,516 I'm ringing and ringing and ringing. 1351 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,018 - You gotta answer me when I'm ringing. - Har gow. 1352 01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:39,061 What's going on in there? 1353 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:41,229 I mean, we're being very patient with this guy, O'Brien. 1354 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,732 And what's he given us? Now you got to get him to give us something. 1355 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,233 Yeah, my boyfriend is in there hostage. 1356 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,152 - I can't seem to... - Look, lady, we're doing the best we can. 1357 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:48,695 We got a phone hookup into the hostage situation. 1358 01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:49,780 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1359 01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:51,239 Good, thank you. 1360 01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:56,787 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1361 01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,039 Joey! Look, I want... 1362 01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:00,374 Get that broad out of here! 1363 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,459 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - What? 1364 01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:04,753 Get that broad out of here! 1365 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,588 I could be of great help to you. 1366 01:06:06,797 --> 01:06:07,881 Now I'm fucked! 1367 01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:09,091 - What? - That's it. We're coming in. 1368 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,093 Mason! Mason, no, stay where you are. We'll be okay, really. 1369 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:12,260 We're all right in here. 1370 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,596 - That's it. We're coming in. - No, no, Mason, Mason. Don't come in yet. 1371 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,515 Give me a moment, Mason, okay? We're gonna work out something. 1372 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,724 All right. 1373 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,477 Larry, Larry, it's deal time. 1374 01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:22,729 Come on. You wanna take charge now? 1375 01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:24,439 Cut a couple of these guys loose. Give 'em something. 1376 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:27,067 Come on, they all couldn't have popped Donna. 1377 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,277 Some of 'em just came in to buy a car today. 1378 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,364 Come on. Be a guy, Larry, a no-shit guy. 1379 01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,118 - Okay, you. - Yes! 1380 01:06:37,369 --> 01:06:39,538 Gentlemen, if you want to avail yourselves of my services, 1381 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:41,707 there's my card. Pass them out among yourselves. 1382 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:43,959 O'Brien, you got yourself a free coffin! 1383 01:06:45,961 --> 01:06:47,754 That's a hell of a thing to say to you, ain't it? 1384 01:06:47,796 --> 01:06:49,464 - Ain't it? - What about me? 1385 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,633 I'm only customer. Just come to buy car. 1386 01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:54,803 I demand right to go free. Please, Mr. Larry. 1387 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,517 Let me go, please. I'm just a customer, too. 1388 01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:02,477 Excuse me, I am also a customer. 1389 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,688 - It's true. They are. - That's right. 1390 01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:07,149 - So? - So cut 'em loose, Larry. 1391 01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:11,987 I don't think so. Not him. 1392 01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,071 Why not me? 1393 01:07:13,572 --> 01:07:16,366 Well, he's doing your wife, too, right? 1394 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,160 Yes, but what difference does that make? 1395 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,787 Well, the way I look at it, we're like, you know... We're in this together. 1396 01:07:20,829 --> 01:07:21,913 We're like brothers. 1397 01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:25,292 Hey, Larry, you can't hold him responsible 'cause his wife's having an affair. 1398 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,334 Come on. 1399 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:29,004 Well, how do you think I feel? I can't walk out of here, either, can I? 1400 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:31,298 We don't have anything against each other, right? 1401 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:34,551 So why don't I just give you something to let me out? 1402 01:07:34,926 --> 01:07:37,137 Say, $25,000. 1403 01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:41,475 Twenty-five G's? 1404 01:07:41,767 --> 01:07:44,853 If that's not enough, tell me what you need. I'll write you a check right now. 1405 01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:46,396 Think I'm some kind of idiot? 1406 01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:47,981 I wouldn't cancel it. 1407 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:49,983 I swear. Look at the witnesses we have. 1408 01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,985 No, no, man. No, no, you don't understand. 1409 01:07:52,027 --> 01:07:54,446 If I took your money, you know what that would be? 1410 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,698 Extortion. I know what that is. 1411 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:57,824 I ain't no extortionist. 1412 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,410 But what difference? You're already a kidnapper! 1413 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:01,703 Hey! Thank you, Judge Wapner. 1414 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:03,872 Why don't you also describe sodomy in prison while you're at it? 1415 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:05,707 Get him out of here. He's an asshole. 1416 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:11,129 No, no, no. The asshole stays. You two guys, you can go. 1417 01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:12,714 Thanks, Mr. Larry. 1418 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:17,469 All right. 1419 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:18,720 Hey, hey, hey! 1420 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,305 Please shoot not me! 1421 01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:22,682 Please shoot not me! Not shoot me! 1422 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,060 He may have a bomb or something. 1423 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,399 - All right, pal! - I am American citizen. 1424 01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:33,568 - All right, none of that Russian babble. - I am American citizen. 1425 01:08:33,652 --> 01:08:34,736 Search him. 1426 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:40,909 Hey, what's going on? 1427 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:42,119 Watch the girl! 1428 01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:48,250 I couldn't have been doing your wife. I just got out of the hospital. 1429 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,459 I had prostate surgery. 1430 01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:50,961 That's right. He's got... Show him your scar. 1431 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,087 - Joey! - Down! 1432 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:53,505 Put your hands up! 1433 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:54,631 - Cop! - It's not a cop! 1434 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:55,757 - It's a cop! - It's not a cop! 1435 01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:56,925 - It's a cop! It's a cop! - She's not a cop! 1436 01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:59,261 I'm not a cop! I'm Joey's girl! 1437 01:08:59,386 --> 01:09:00,428 It's your girl? 1438 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,930 - Yeah. Yeah. - Really? 1439 01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:03,640 Lila, what the hell are you doing here? Get out of here! 1440 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,100 I love you, Joey! 1441 01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:07,936 I saw this crazy shit on TV. I had to come down and see you. 1442 01:09:07,978 --> 01:09:10,605 You're screwing her, too, and my wife and his wife? 1443 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,732 How the hell you got time to make a living? 1444 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,901 Joey, what's he talking here? Joey, this true? 1445 01:09:15,152 --> 01:09:16,194 Come on, Lisa. 1446 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:18,488 Lisa? I knew you were doing a Lisa, Joey. 1447 01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:20,282 - No. - Jesus, what's that make it? Four? 1448 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:21,408 How many girls you got? 1449 01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:22,617 Lisa's my daughter. 1450 01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:25,120 You got a daughter, Joey? You probably got a wife, too! 1451 01:09:25,162 --> 01:09:26,204 - No, no, no, no. - And a wife? 1452 01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:28,456 No wife. No! Ex! Ex! Ex! Ex-wife! 1453 01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:31,459 He's a busy boy, your Joey, a very busy boy. 1454 01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:32,586 - Donna... - What? 1455 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:34,421 Tina... Chuck... Lila... Lola... 1456 01:09:34,629 --> 01:09:37,382 Lila! L-I-L-A, Lila! 1457 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:39,843 Lila, listen, there's an explanation for all this. There really is. 1458 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:43,138 Yeah? I got an explanation for you, Joey. 1459 01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:47,434 You're a total shit, Joey, and I hate you! 1460 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,062 I risked my lousy life for you, Joey. 1461 01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:53,273 Get out of here! Go! 1462 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:57,444 You didn't have to say that. 1463 01:09:58,153 --> 01:10:01,156 - He didn't. - No, man, you didn't need to do that. 1464 01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:02,991 That was mean. 1465 01:10:03,992 --> 01:10:06,203 That was really mean. You all right? 1466 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:07,787 Yeah. 1467 01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:09,497 You got a lot of girls. 1468 01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:11,666 It's easy for you? 1469 01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,419 It ain't easy. 1470 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:16,838 It's never easy. 1471 01:10:17,923 --> 01:10:20,175 What's your name? What's your name? 1472 01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:21,843 What's your name? What's your name? 1473 01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:23,929 Lila, Lila. I'm a designer. 1474 01:10:24,012 --> 01:10:26,389 I do jewels. I do clothes. I did all these things myself. 1475 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:28,642 I got an entire clothes line. 1476 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:29,809 It's called Alalila. 1477 01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:31,561 A-L-A-L-I-L-A. 1478 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:34,522 My ex-boyfriend is in there, the ex-Joey O'Brien... 1479 01:10:36,191 --> 01:10:39,694 - Are you Joey O'Brien's wife? - Yeah. Well, no, I'm his ex-wife. 1480 01:10:40,237 --> 01:10:41,529 What's going on? 1481 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:44,366 Get out of the way, man! Get out of the way! 1482 01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:46,326 Get out of the way! 1483 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,998 Get out of the way! Move out of the way! 1484 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,708 Move out of the way! 1485 01:10:54,793 --> 01:10:56,169 Move out of the way! 1486 01:10:56,211 --> 01:10:57,671 All right, stop the car. Stop the car. 1487 01:10:57,712 --> 01:10:59,464 It's Mr. Dipino. His son's a hostage in there. 1488 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:01,132 Over there. Over there. 1489 01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:06,054 - Look! Looks like he's here! - Out of the way! 1490 01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:09,557 - Out of the way! - That's my kid in there. For Christ's sake. 1491 01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:13,228 Listen, what's going on? 1492 01:11:13,270 --> 01:11:14,562 - Where's my kid? - Hey, where you going? You eat? 1493 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:15,605 I'm not here to eat, lady. 1494 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:18,191 Hey, let him in, all right? He's okay. 1495 01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:19,276 Hey, back off! 1496 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:21,903 You no work here. I work here. This the restaurant. 1497 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:25,156 He wait outside. You wait outside like everybody else. 1498 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,908 No eat, no seat. 1499 01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:35,917 I'll get it. Sit down. 1500 01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:38,378 Heartbreak Hotel. 1501 01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,255 - Hey, don't push it, all right? - It's a joke, okay? 1502 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:41,840 Now ask Chuck if there's anything he wants. 1503 01:11:41,923 --> 01:11:43,425 Some food, cigarettes, whatever. 1504 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:44,718 - Okay. - What? 1505 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,094 NYPD takeout. 1506 01:11:46,261 --> 01:11:48,596 You want anything? Food? Cigarettes? 1507 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:52,642 - No, not right now. Thanks. - Okay. Not right now, thanks. 1508 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:55,103 All right, listen. Your wife wants to speak to you. 1509 01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,354 - What? - Joey? 1510 01:11:56,438 --> 01:11:58,231 - Tina? You here? - Tina? 1511 01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:00,275 It's my wife, my ex-wife. 1512 01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:01,943 What's she calling here for? 1513 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:04,112 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. You? 1514 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,406 What have you got to do with this? Why is he holding you? 1515 01:12:06,448 --> 01:12:08,783 Well, I'm kind of in the middle of a domestic dispute here. 1516 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:11,036 - You know what I'm saying? - Domestic dispute? What? 1517 01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:13,121 Well, yeah, a man-woman thing, you know? 1518 01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:15,623 - Does he have a wife? - Yeah. 1519 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:18,752 - You were fucking his wife! - Yeah, I was fucking his wife, okay? 1520 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,629 - Yeah, bingo. - I swear to God, Joey, 1521 01:12:21,713 --> 01:12:24,799 I swear to God, I almost think you deserve this! 1522 01:12:24,883 --> 01:12:26,843 Okay, Tina. Maybe I do deserve this. 1523 01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:29,846 Maybe I do, but what about these other poor guys here? 1524 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,474 Okay, listen. I just want to talk to him. Put him on the phone. 1525 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:34,184 - What? - I want to talk to him now. 1526 01:12:34,392 --> 01:12:36,519 Okay. One moment. She wants to talk to you. 1527 01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:37,854 - Oh, no. - Come on. 1528 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:39,856 - Joey, now. Please. - Come on, Larry. 1529 01:12:42,067 --> 01:12:44,486 - Hello? Hello? - Hello? 1530 01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,614 Hello? Yeah, hi, yeah. What's your name? 1531 01:12:47,781 --> 01:12:49,491 - Chuck. - Chuck. Listen, Chuck. 1532 01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:52,660 I don't know if you have a family, but Joey's got a daughter. 1533 01:12:52,744 --> 01:12:54,788 If you ever stop thinking about yourself long enough, 1534 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:58,875 you think about that, okay? You think about us. You think about his family. 1535 01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:01,419 She's been out all night, and she might be in trouble. 1536 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:02,837 What's she saying, Larry? 1537 01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:04,506 - Really? - What? 1538 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:06,341 Your daughter, she might be in trouble. 1539 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:08,426 - Louie. - You know, I think 1540 01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:10,804 you're a prick and a selfish asshole for keeping him in there 1541 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,347 when he ought to be out here looking for her! 1542 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:14,349 - I'm an asshole and a selfish prick... - Welcome to the club. 1543 01:13:14,516 --> 01:13:17,477 ...for holding you in here when you ought to be out looking for her. 1544 01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:19,646 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1545 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:21,773 Hey, it's all right. You didn't know. It's okay. 1546 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,024 - Hello? Hello? - Hello? 1547 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,067 - Chuck? - Yeah. 1548 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,694 Chuck, yeah. Listen, Chuck. 1549 01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:30,865 Joey's got a mom, and she's real upset, you know? 1550 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,117 Really? 1551 01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:33,993 What? What's she saying now? 1552 01:13:34,244 --> 01:13:37,372 Your mom, she's really upset. She's watching it on television. 1553 01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:38,540 Oh, God. 1554 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:41,000 Could you ask Joey to just go give her a buzz. 1555 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,544 She wants you to call your mom. 1556 01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:44,546 - Oh, God. - Yeah, and Chuck? 1557 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:45,797 - Yeah? - What? 1558 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,507 - Tell Joey that I think he should... - Yeah? 1559 01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,634 ...say to his mom that everything's going to be all right. 1560 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,928 You should say to your mom that everything's gonna be all right. 1561 01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:53,054 Okay. 1562 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:54,639 How old is your mom? 1563 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,349 She's an old broad, okay? 1564 01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:57,892 It's not gonna do her too much good to hear this news. 1565 01:13:57,934 --> 01:13:59,894 Jesus, Joey, calling your mother an old broad? 1566 01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:02,230 Come on. You call your wife a bitch. Where do you get off? 1567 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:05,733 Yeah, but she's my wife. A mother is a mother. 1568 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:07,485 Hey, what do you want me to call my mother for? 1569 01:14:07,569 --> 01:14:09,779 What am I gonna say to her? I say, "Hey, Ma, this guy's gonna kill me, 1570 01:14:09,863 --> 01:14:12,031 "but I got a great deal on a coffin"? Get back. 1571 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:13,408 Call your mother. 1572 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:14,951 - What? No, I'm not gonna... - Call your mother! 1573 01:14:15,034 --> 01:14:16,911 - No, what do you want me to call... - Joey, call your mother! 1574 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,079 - Okay, listen, Tine. - Joey? 1575 01:14:18,163 --> 01:14:19,831 I gotta get off the phone right now. I gotta call Ma. 1576 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,082 - Joey, wait. - What? 1577 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:22,750 I miss you. 1578 01:14:23,418 --> 01:14:24,627 Yeah, I miss you, too. 1579 01:14:24,711 --> 01:14:26,129 - I really do. - Bye. 1580 01:14:26,212 --> 01:14:27,297 Bye. 1581 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,218 I'm warning you, this ain't a good idea. 1582 01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:35,555 I mean, this and Dad in one year. 1583 01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:38,433 Hello, this is Joey. 1584 01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:40,100 - I got my ma this machine. - Ma? She's got the machine on. 1585 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:41,102 But she can't run it. 1586 01:14:41,186 --> 01:14:43,229 - Probably watching us on TV. - Please leave a message after the beep. 1587 01:14:43,271 --> 01:14:44,314 Ma, pick up! 1588 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,607 - Joey? - Ma! 1589 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:47,150 - I'm sorry I yelled. - Joey, are you all right? 1590 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:48,318 - I'm all right. - You're bullshitting. 1591 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,402 No, I'm not bullshitting you. 1592 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:50,904 No, you can't bullshit your ma. 1593 01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:52,280 I want to talk to the man who's holding you, Joey. 1594 01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:53,490 - What? - Yeah, put him on. 1595 01:14:53,573 --> 01:14:55,200 - Come on, put him on now. - Okay. 1596 01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:56,951 - She wants to talk to you. - Oh, no. 1597 01:14:57,035 --> 01:14:59,787 - Put him on, Joey! - Talk loud, she's a little deaf, okay? 1598 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:02,540 Hello? Hello? 1599 01:15:02,624 --> 01:15:03,958 Come on. You asked for this. 1600 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,460 - Hello? - Come on. 1601 01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:08,046 - Hello? Can you hear me? - Hello? 1602 01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:10,840 This is a terrible thing you've done, scaring all those people! 1603 01:15:10,924 --> 01:15:12,467 - Are you listening? - Yeah. 1604 01:15:12,592 --> 01:15:14,969 Well, you listen to me and you listen to me good. 1605 01:15:15,053 --> 01:15:17,180 - Yeah. - I'm an old woman, and he's all I have, 1606 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,349 so don't hurt him! You hear me? 1607 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:21,434 - All right. - Yeah, yeah. 1608 01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:24,646 And don't you bullshit an old lady. Don't you hurt my Joey! 1609 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:25,772 Okay, I won't. 1610 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:28,024 - Promise me you won't hurt him. - I won't. 1611 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:30,151 If you're not going to promise me, you're bullshitting me! 1612 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:31,486 So you better promise! 1613 01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:32,987 I promise! 1614 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:36,658 Now, you prove to me that you're a nice boy and promise one more time. 1615 01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,326 All right, I promise. 1616 01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:40,161 Okay, now let me talk to Joey. 1617 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:44,165 - Looks like I'm not gonna kill you. - Joey? 1618 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,751 - Thanks, Ma. - Everything is okay, Joey. 1619 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,169 - Hey, listen. - I'll see you tomorrow. 1620 01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:50,421 Yeah, that'd be nice. We'll go find that new place for you tomorrow, okay? 1621 01:15:50,505 --> 01:15:51,505 Will you have dinner with me? 1622 01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:53,091 Yeah, maybe we'll have dinner tomorrow night. 1623 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,760 - A little pasta fagioli, that'd be great, okay? - Sure, whatever you want, Joey. 1624 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,303 Ma, I gotta go, okay? 1625 01:15:57,345 --> 01:15:58,846 - Ciao, Mama. - Goodbye, Joey... 1626 01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:00,181 Larry? 1627 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:03,059 - What are you doing? - Larry. 1628 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:04,602 Larry. 1629 01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:07,772 - You a Catholic? - I'm tired. 1630 01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:09,482 You a Catholic, Larry? 1631 01:16:09,524 --> 01:16:10,692 Yeah, why? 1632 01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:13,861 'Cause if you do that, you don't get to go to heaven. You go straight to hell. 1633 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,155 Larry, what are you doing? You're scaring me. 1634 01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:17,574 Oogie! 1635 01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:19,909 Don't call me Oogie! 1636 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,914 Larry! Larry, this is not gonna get you out of this. 1637 01:16:24,998 --> 01:16:26,958 Larry, I can get you out of this, okay? 1638 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:29,043 Let me talk to Mason. Let me make him a deal, okay? 1639 01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:31,504 Let me just try something a little off-the-wall, see if it sticks, okay? 1640 01:16:31,546 --> 01:16:33,673 Let me talk to Mason. Just give me a second, okay? 1641 01:16:33,715 --> 01:16:35,049 That's all I need. 1642 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,509 - Hello? - Hello. 1643 01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:38,011 - Hello, Mason? - No, this is Sergeant Whittaker. 1644 01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:39,178 - Get Mason, will you? - Hang on. 1645 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,680 - Yeah, Mason here. - Mason. 1646 01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:41,806 - Is that you, O'Brien? - Yeah. 1647 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:43,850 - Okay, I'm listening. What's going on? - It's Joey O'Brien. Listen. 1648 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:44,976 Yeah, yeah. 1649 01:16:45,018 --> 01:16:47,895 - Chuck comes out of here voluntarily. - Okay. Yeah. 1650 01:16:47,979 --> 01:16:49,188 Doesn't he get a little special treatment? 1651 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:51,399 Yeah, we'll give him a limo, take him to The Dating Game. 1652 01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:52,442 Really? 1653 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,569 Yeah. Absolutely. He deserves it, doesn't he? 1654 01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,404 - Okay. - Yeah. 1655 01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:58,656 - No. - Oh, no. 1656 01:16:58,740 --> 01:16:59,907 - No, Larry. - Larry? 1657 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:01,826 - Larry, Larry! - No, don't do this, Larry! 1658 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:06,164 - Larry! - What? What? 1659 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:09,250 - I got it! I got it! - What? What? What? 1660 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:10,918 It was right there. I got it! 1661 01:17:11,002 --> 01:17:12,420 - I got it! - What? 1662 01:17:12,754 --> 01:17:13,838 A plan. 1663 01:17:14,339 --> 01:17:16,007 - Plan? - A plan. 1664 01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:19,177 - A plan? - Not just a plan, Larry. The plan. 1665 01:17:19,594 --> 01:17:23,014 The plan for you. The plan that's gonna get you out of here. 1666 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:24,724 And not just you. You and me, 1667 01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:27,143 because you and me, we're in this together. You know what I'm saying? 1668 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,686 If you don't get out, I don't get out. 1669 01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:31,481 What kind of plan? It's a complex plan, but it's also real simple. 1670 01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,483 So stay with me, okay, Larry? Stay with me. 1671 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:34,859 'Cause it's got a lot of different parts. 1672 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:37,278 And if you lose one part, the whole plan could fall apart. 1673 01:17:37,362 --> 01:17:38,488 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 1674 01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:42,450 Okay, Larry. First part, Larry, the first part is you let everyone go. 1675 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:43,618 That's good. 1676 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:44,702 Isn't it? 1677 01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:46,537 What? 1678 01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:47,705 Well, except me, 1679 01:17:47,789 --> 01:17:49,624 because you and me are in this together. 1680 01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:52,960 You let everybody go. It's the first installment. Makes them think about it. 1681 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,504 - Oh, no, no. - Come on, man, it gets everything moving. 1682 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:57,215 If you don't like that plan, change the plan, Larry. It's our plan. 1683 01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:59,092 Make a new plan. Work with me, Larry. Work with me. 1684 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,301 Work with me. 1685 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:02,428 Not everyone. Not him and not her. 1686 01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:04,931 That's a better plan, Larry, a lot better plan. Isn't it? 1687 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,057 Better plan. 1688 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,183 Okay, guys, get out of here. 1689 01:18:07,225 --> 01:18:08,476 Okay. Good luck. Good luck. 1690 01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:09,727 Get out of here! There you go. 1691 01:18:09,977 --> 01:18:12,021 Come on, this way! Move, move, move! 1692 01:18:12,105 --> 01:18:13,481 Come on, run! 1693 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:15,733 - Come on! Do it! Let's go! - Come on! 1694 01:18:15,817 --> 01:18:16,984 Get that guy out of there! 1695 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,861 - Come on! Run! - Come on! Run! 1696 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:21,197 Good plan, Larry. You made a very good decision there. 1697 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,366 Now, you ready for the second part of the plan? You ready? 1698 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:24,826 Here it comes. Second part. 1699 01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:26,285 This is where we give them a little incentive. 1700 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:28,538 We're gonna wind Mason up like a cheap watch. 1701 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,331 You ready? You cut Donna loose. 1702 01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:31,666 - Donna? - What? 1703 01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:33,000 - Come on, Larry. You gotta. - No! 1704 01:18:33,084 --> 01:18:34,544 - Why not? Listen. - I just let everyone go. 1705 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,045 I'm gonna let her go now? 1706 01:18:36,129 --> 01:18:37,671 Come on, Larry. It's part of the plan. 1707 01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:39,507 Hey, listen. What you gotta do this for? 1708 01:18:39,549 --> 01:18:40,842 Hey, why you gotta hurt her anymore? 1709 01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:42,635 You've done enough already for one day, right, Larry? 1710 01:18:42,677 --> 01:18:44,137 Look at that. Look at what she's done here. 1711 01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:47,473 Look, you did that, Larry. You almost blew her goddamn head off. 1712 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,517 You tried to kill her, okay? 1713 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,894 What did she do to you? Did she try and kill you? 1714 01:18:51,978 --> 01:18:53,604 No, she didn't. 1715 01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:55,565 She ran around a little on you. 1716 01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:58,192 Come on, Larry, look at her. Look at her. 1717 01:18:58,276 --> 01:19:01,654 What are you keeping her around here for? You gotta get it in proportion, Lar. 1718 01:19:01,863 --> 01:19:03,865 Hey. Tell you something else, Larry. 1719 01:19:04,282 --> 01:19:06,159 She ain't the only woman in the world. 1720 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,619 I know what I'm talking about. Come on. 1721 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:10,288 I don't want to go! 1722 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:11,831 Donna. 1723 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,041 - Oh, now you don't wanna go? - No! 1724 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,543 - You wanna stay here? - Yeah! 1725 01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:17,711 - Stay here and torture the fuck out of me? - Yeah. 1726 01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:20,506 Get out of here! Go! Go ahead! Go! 1727 01:19:20,548 --> 01:19:23,050 - Get out of here! - Fuck you! 1728 01:19:23,134 --> 01:19:25,052 Hell, I love you, Larry! 1729 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:26,429 You jerk. 1730 01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:29,682 Get her out of there! 1731 01:19:29,807 --> 01:19:31,601 - Go, go. - Come on! 1732 01:19:31,726 --> 01:19:33,060 Come on, come on. 1733 01:19:33,895 --> 01:19:35,646 Be careful. Come on, come on, come on. 1734 01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:37,565 Let go of me! What are you doing? Jesus Christ! 1735 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:40,485 You and Donna have a very special kind of love, Larry. 1736 01:19:40,735 --> 01:19:43,696 You got a good woman there. Come on. Harry. 1737 01:19:44,155 --> 01:19:45,323 Harry, come over here. 1738 01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:47,116 Hey, look at this. 1739 01:19:47,784 --> 01:19:50,787 Harry, Joe and Larry. The pet boys of love. 1740 01:19:50,870 --> 01:19:52,413 What's gonna happen to me? 1741 01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:54,207 I'll tell you what's gonna happen to you, Harry. 1742 01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:56,667 Larry, you're gonna need a lot of help to get you out of this. 1743 01:19:56,751 --> 01:19:59,045 No shit. 'Cause you're in pretty deep. 1744 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,463 Here's where that help comes from. 1745 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:02,089 And you know what kind of help I'm talking about, Larry? 1746 01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:04,967 Money! And Harry's got lots of it. Lots of it. 1747 01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:06,928 You ready to give Larry that kind of help? 1748 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:09,847 I get out of here in one piece, you got whatever you want. 1749 01:20:09,931 --> 01:20:10,932 Anything you want. 1750 01:20:11,057 --> 01:20:13,851 I got your word? Because if you lie to me, and you go back on it with him, 1751 01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:16,354 you'll be doing a little East-River snorkeling. You know what I'm saying? 1752 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:17,980 - You got my word. - Okay, that's good. 1753 01:20:18,064 --> 01:20:19,982 How's that sound to you, Larry? Sound good? 1754 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:22,735 What? What? Yes? Yes? Yes? Come on. 1755 01:20:22,777 --> 01:20:24,654 They're gonna come in if you don't. Come on, Larry. 1756 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:27,532 Yes? Is that a yes? You with me? Yes. 1757 01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:29,617 - Yes. - Okay, thanks. 1758 01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,078 Okay, shake his hand. There you go. 1759 01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:35,665 - You have my word. I won't abandon you. - That's good. 1760 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,458 I will not abandon you. 1761 01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:39,961 - I will never abandon you. - Testify to that. 1762 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:41,546 - I won't abandon you. - Okay. 1763 01:20:41,629 --> 01:20:43,047 Trust me, Larry. 1764 01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:44,674 I won't abandon you. 1765 01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:47,343 I will not abandon you. I won't abandon you. 1766 01:20:47,552 --> 01:20:50,263 - I will not abandon you. - Get out of here. 1767 01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:52,431 I will not abandon you. 1768 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,312 Someone's coming out. Hold your fire. 1769 01:20:58,396 --> 01:21:00,481 I don't think he's going to abandon you, Larry. 1770 01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:02,942 You did it. We work well together. 1771 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,735 I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. 1772 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:05,987 God, I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. 1773 01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:08,114 Okay, you ready for the final part of the plan? 1774 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:09,699 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1775 01:21:09,991 --> 01:21:12,493 - The final part of the plan. - The final part. What's it? 1776 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,328 You give up. 1777 01:21:14,662 --> 01:21:15,955 - What? - Okay. 1778 01:21:15,997 --> 01:21:18,374 That's the final part of the plan, I give up? 1779 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:21,544 - What kind of plan is that? - Well, Larry... 1780 01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:23,588 Christ, I just let everyone go for that? 1781 01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:26,966 Yeah, but that's how it builds to that. It builds to that, Larry. 1782 01:21:27,174 --> 01:21:28,968 Larry, I'm trying to help, okay? 1783 01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:31,053 Okay, look at it this way. You turn yourself in. 1784 01:21:31,137 --> 01:21:33,848 - Does that sound better? - That's crazy. 1785 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:37,476 No, you're crazy. 1786 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:41,188 That's what ties the whole plan together. 1787 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,774 You see, Larry? That's what ties it all together. 1788 01:21:43,858 --> 01:21:45,276 You're crazy, Larry. 1789 01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:47,737 You looked crazy the moment you passed through that door. 1790 01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:50,197 You left sanity on the other side, okay? 1791 01:21:50,281 --> 01:21:53,492 You came into the twilight zone then, because you came in here nuts, 1792 01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:56,537 crazy, loco en cabeza. You know what I'm saying? 1793 01:21:56,954 --> 01:21:59,206 And you know why? 'Cause Donna, 1794 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:01,626 Donna the "I love you, fuck you, jerk" Donna, 1795 01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:03,169 tells you and makes you nuts. 1796 01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:04,503 She makes you crazy. 1797 01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:06,213 And it's not just Donna that makes you crazy, 1798 01:22:06,297 --> 01:22:09,383 it's love that makes you crazy, Larry. Love. 1799 01:22:09,467 --> 01:22:11,469 And you know what? Harry is going to get you 1800 01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:12,886 one of those motherfucking lawyers, you know? 1801 01:22:12,887 --> 01:22:14,597 One of those lawyers who got Oliver North off. 1802 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,891 One of those guys who can get off Bernard Goetz, Hinckley. 1803 01:22:17,058 --> 01:22:18,893 And they'll tell them you were crazy. 1804 01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:20,811 And Donna didn't just make you crazy. 1805 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:24,732 Love made you crazy, Larry. Love got you nuts. 1806 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,233 And he'll tell that to the jury. 1807 01:22:26,317 --> 01:22:29,236 He'll go, "Larry was made nuts by love." 1808 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,614 And what member of the jury, whether it's a guy or it's a woman, 1809 01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:34,533 will not say, "Hey, love does make you crazy." 1810 01:22:34,992 --> 01:22:38,412 Love makes you crazy. And they're gonna let you walk. 1811 01:22:38,913 --> 01:22:40,122 And I'll tell you something else, Larry. 1812 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,751 I'm gonna be by you every step of the way. 1813 01:22:44,752 --> 01:22:46,837 It's gonna be you and Joey O'Brien, 1814 01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:48,839 'cause I'm gonna be there getting the lawyer, 1815 01:22:48,923 --> 01:22:51,300 making sure Harry pays for that lawyer, 1816 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,052 and get you out of this, 1817 01:22:53,094 --> 01:22:56,514 because your problem is my problem. You know what I'm saying? 1818 01:22:57,723 --> 01:22:59,767 So what do you say, Larry? A deal? 1819 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,146 Come on, I haven't steered you wrong yet, have I? 1820 01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:11,570 Be a guy, Larry. Time to be a guy. 1821 01:23:13,614 --> 01:23:14,949 No-shit guy. 1822 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:17,702 Yeah, no-shit guy. 1823 01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,461 - Mason, here. - Mason? 1824 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:30,464 We're coming out of our own freewill. 1825 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:33,175 - All right, we'll play it straight. - Pay, sir. You pay. 1826 01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:36,303 No, he'll pay. It's all right. Don't worry. He'll pay. They're coming out. 1827 01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:37,972 Walters? They're coming out. 1828 01:23:38,556 --> 01:23:40,057 Let me know when they're at the door. 1829 01:23:40,141 --> 01:23:41,726 Stay ready! They're coming out! 1830 01:23:42,268 --> 01:23:43,394 Stay on 'em. Stay awake. 1831 01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:47,148 Richie, Tony, stay on 'em! Watch that opening! They're coming out. 1832 01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:49,233 It's gonna be all right, Lar. Gonna be okay. 1833 01:23:49,984 --> 01:23:52,403 Lar, why don't you put the gun down now, okay? 1834 01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:55,614 No, Joey. Everybody's out there watching. 1835 01:23:55,656 --> 01:23:57,825 If I come out without a gun, they'll think I'm a wimp. 1836 01:23:57,908 --> 01:23:58,993 I don't want to be no wimp. 1837 01:23:59,035 --> 01:24:01,829 Hey, Larry, no way you're gonna be a wimp. Lose the gun. 1838 01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:03,789 They won't respect me without a gun. They're cops. 1839 01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:06,125 Larry, the cops are gonna be real nervous if you come out with a gun. 1840 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:07,585 Well, they got guns. It makes me nervous. 1841 01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:10,337 Larry, come on, look, hey. 1842 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,839 I don't have a gun. It's gonna make me nervous. 1843 01:24:11,881 --> 01:24:13,549 Now, come on, lose the gun. 1844 01:24:15,009 --> 01:24:16,010 Nope. 1845 01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:17,887 Larry, please. For me, please. 1846 01:24:21,348 --> 01:24:23,517 Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take the bullets out. 1847 01:24:23,601 --> 01:24:25,936 Well, that's a very nice gesture. Thank you, Larry. That's very nice. 1848 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:28,773 Well, I don't want you to get hurt, you know? You're, like, a friend. 1849 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:30,357 Thanks, Larry. Thanks for thinking about me, 1850 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,401 but if you really don't want me to get hurt, you'd lose the gun. 1851 01:24:32,485 --> 01:24:33,527 I'm not losing the gun, Joey. 1852 01:24:33,611 --> 01:24:35,362 Okay, Larry, but can I have the bullets? 1853 01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:38,074 - Why? - Souvenir, you know? Little memento. 1854 01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:41,202 - Thanks, Larry. - Sure. 1855 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:47,291 It's empty. 1856 01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:59,261 - Forty-eight har gow I had? - Forty-eight! 1857 01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:00,763 I had a shrimp boat is what I had. 1858 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:02,389 He had a shrimp boat. He had a shrimp boat. 1859 01:25:02,515 --> 01:25:04,433 - Come on, man. - I didn't see no har gow. 1860 01:25:04,475 --> 01:25:05,851 I think you trickster maybe. You trickster! 1861 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:07,645 He had a shrimp boat. He had a shrimp boat. 1862 01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,021 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 1863 01:25:09,063 --> 01:25:10,731 - I'm gonna call the police, that's all. - That's right. 1864 01:25:10,815 --> 01:25:12,817 - You're gonna call the police? - Yes. 1865 01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:16,153 - Give me a divorce! - You'll get it. You'll get a divorce. 1866 01:25:16,237 --> 01:25:19,615 At least if he was somebody! I'm a man with his own business! 1867 01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:21,742 - A bum! Nobody! - Do you want a divorce? 1868 01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:24,245 Do you want a divorce? You tell me. 1869 01:25:24,328 --> 01:25:26,247 What the hell do you want? 1870 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:27,998 I wanna go to Florida! 1871 01:25:28,082 --> 01:25:29,291 All right, let's go. 1872 01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:33,212 Hey, Joey, thanks for talking to me. 1873 01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:37,591 Hey, Larry, thanks for simplifying my love life. 1874 01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:43,597 Let's go. 1875 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:45,975 Hey, they got TV cameras out there. 1876 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:48,853 We gotta dress up a little. We can't come out looking like this. 1877 01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:51,313 "Live at 5:00," you know? Come on. 1878 01:25:51,397 --> 01:25:53,232 - Jacket. - Yeah. 1879 01:25:54,275 --> 01:25:57,278 It's a sale day. I ain't walking out looking like this. 1880 01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:59,488 Come on, let us get through. Let us get through to take care of her. 1881 01:25:59,572 --> 01:26:01,407 I think we should get you to the hospital as soon as possible. 1882 01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:03,868 No, I'm not leaving as long as my husband is in there. 1883 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:05,494 - Look, just keep... - Hey, get out! 1884 01:26:05,578 --> 01:26:07,454 This is not har gow. That doesn't say, "Har gow." 1885 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,789 You don't know how to read Chinese. 1886 01:26:08,873 --> 01:26:10,499 Well, that doesn't say har gow. 1887 01:26:10,583 --> 01:26:13,126 Hey, hold on here. This doesn't look like a no-shit guy. 1888 01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:15,129 How am I doing here? 1889 01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:16,547 You want me to... 1890 01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:18,841 Yeah, a little bit, you know. There you go. That's it. 1891 01:26:19,133 --> 01:26:20,467 - All right. - Okay. 1892 01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:22,261 - Here goes nothing. - Right. 1893 01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:23,512 Especially in that gun. 1894 01:26:23,888 --> 01:26:25,973 - Better keep this to your head. - Yeah. 1895 01:26:26,223 --> 01:26:27,558 That looks crazy. 1896 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:37,985 Okay, they're stopped at the door. 1897 01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:39,028 I call 911. 1898 01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:41,280 They're coming out, let's go. They're coming out. 1899 01:26:41,322 --> 01:26:42,364 - Come on. - Hey, you! 1900 01:26:42,448 --> 01:26:44,200 Where you going? Come back here! 1901 01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:00,257 Oh, God, Larry. 1902 01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:02,968 You got an empty gun there. This is crazy. 1903 01:27:03,010 --> 01:27:05,512 Yeah, right, that's the plan. I'm crazy, right? 1904 01:27:05,596 --> 01:27:07,139 Yeah, right. 1905 01:27:07,181 --> 01:27:09,015 Okay, Lar, when we get out there, 1906 01:27:09,016 --> 01:27:11,352 I want you to drop the gun when I tell you, okay? 1907 01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:12,603 Yeah, right. 1908 01:27:12,686 --> 01:27:15,022 - And keep the gun pointed at me. - Why? 1909 01:27:15,064 --> 01:27:17,608 - Better at me than at the cops. - Yeah, right, right, right. 1910 01:27:17,691 --> 01:27:18,692 Okay. 1911 01:27:18,817 --> 01:27:20,110 - You ready, Lar? - Yes. 1912 01:27:20,194 --> 01:27:24,490 Okay. We're coming out! Don't shoot. 1913 01:27:25,950 --> 01:27:26,951 Larry? 1914 01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:29,328 That stuff you got strapped to your bike. 1915 01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:31,580 - It's safe? - Yeah, it's okay. 1916 01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:34,166 You know, because if a cop gets blown up trying to defuse it, 1917 01:27:34,208 --> 01:27:35,459 our little plan is down the toilet. 1918 01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:37,920 No, it's okay. It's okay. It ain't real. 1919 01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:39,004 What? 1920 01:27:39,964 --> 01:27:42,800 You saying all that stuff about you buying plastique in Jersey, 1921 01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:45,302 - that's bullshit? - Yeah. 1922 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:49,348 This is just my TV remote control thing. 1923 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:53,894 That's pretty funny, Larry. 1924 01:27:54,395 --> 01:27:55,896 Let's go, Larry. 1925 01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:58,232 You are crazy, what am I talking about? 1926 01:27:58,983 --> 01:28:00,776 Get back! Get back here. 1927 01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:02,403 Stay with me, Larry. 1928 01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:04,571 - Come on, Larry, you're doing good! - Oh, my God. 1929 01:28:04,655 --> 01:28:06,782 Stay with me. Come on, you're doing good. 1930 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,203 Oh, shit. 1931 01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:17,918 I'm ordering you to release your captive! 1932 01:28:18,002 --> 01:28:19,920 Keep up with me, Larry. Larry, keep up with me. 1933 01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:21,672 Drop the gun, Larry! 1934 01:28:22,923 --> 01:28:24,675 No! 1935 01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:28,429 Don't shoot! It ain't loaded! 1936 01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:31,849 I got the bullets! It's just a TV channel changer. 1937 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:34,018 - There's no bomb! - Stay down! 1938 01:28:34,101 --> 01:28:36,437 - What happened? What happened? - Shut up! 1939 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,230 - Move it! - Bullets! I got the bullets! 1940 01:28:38,272 --> 01:28:40,482 What are you, nuts? Larry! 1941 01:28:40,566 --> 01:28:41,900 Let him go! Let him go! 1942 01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,444 I'm Captain Mason. Let him go. 1943 01:28:43,527 --> 01:28:45,279 - You lying sack of shit! - What? 1944 01:28:45,362 --> 01:28:48,282 - You lying motherfucker! - Joey! 1945 01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:50,576 Joey! Joey! 1946 01:28:52,786 --> 01:28:54,246 Joey! 1947 01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:55,831 I talked him down and hid the bullets! 1948 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,290 You had Stockholm Syndrome! 1949 01:28:57,291 --> 01:28:58,625 What are you talking about, Stockholm Syndrome? 1950 01:28:58,709 --> 01:29:01,128 It's when you start feeling sorry for the guy who's holding you captive. 1951 01:29:01,170 --> 01:29:02,838 The guy had a gun! The guy had a bomb! 1952 01:29:02,921 --> 01:29:05,966 The guy could've hurt you! The guy could've hurt you! 1953 01:29:06,467 --> 01:29:07,801 - Get the stretcher. - Move it! Go! Go! Get a move on! 1954 01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,053 - I got it! - Come on, let's go! Move it! 1955 01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:10,262 Come on, let's go! 1956 01:29:10,387 --> 01:29:12,514 - Come on, let's go! Move it! Move it! - Larry! 1957 01:29:15,976 --> 01:29:17,978 Okay, fellas, we'll take it from here. 1958 01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:23,150 Thank you, Joey. Thank you for everything. I'm never gonna forget you for this. 1959 01:29:23,192 --> 01:29:25,319 I want you to know you got a job for life, Joey. For life. 1960 01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:27,112 Not just me, okay? Benny, Henry, the whole gang. 1961 01:29:27,154 --> 01:29:29,615 - Well, maybe we'll take Henry, but Benny... - No, I'm through negotiating. 1962 01:29:29,656 --> 01:29:31,992 - You got it! - Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. 1963 01:29:32,076 --> 01:29:34,495 Thank you, Joey. Thanks for taking care of my kid. 1964 01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:36,663 - He told me what you did for him. - Hey, it was nothing, Tony. 1965 01:29:36,747 --> 01:29:37,831 - Nothing? - Yeah. 1966 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:40,167 Well, that's what you owe me, Joey. Nothing! 1967 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,127 Let's go. Come on. Come on. 1968 01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:45,589 What happened? What happened? 1969 01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:46,673 What happened? 1970 01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:49,259 Hey! Larry! Larry! You're gonna be okay. 1971 01:29:49,343 --> 01:29:51,220 - What happened? - Larry! I'm gonna see you through this 1972 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:52,763 every goddamn step of the way. 1973 01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:54,348 You hear me, Larry? You hear me? 1974 01:29:54,515 --> 01:29:55,808 Joey, you okay? 1975 01:29:55,933 --> 01:29:59,353 Yeah, I'm okay. You crazy, Larry. 1976 01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:02,189 He's crazy. Get him out of here. 1977 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:03,982 I never did Donna. 1978 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:05,859 What? 1979 01:30:06,110 --> 01:30:08,362 Let her through. It's his wife. Come on, let her through. 1980 01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:10,030 Come on, get out of my way. 1981 01:30:10,864 --> 01:30:12,032 Larry. 1982 01:30:13,784 --> 01:30:14,868 Larry! 1983 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:24,962 Okay, you got it. Just help me find her, okay? You got it. 1984 01:30:25,045 --> 01:30:27,214 - Thank you, Joey. - Don't mention it. 1985 01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:28,632 Joey! 1986 01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:33,220 - Joey! - Tina! 1987 01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:36,098 Tina! 1988 01:30:36,932 --> 01:30:37,975 Joey! 1989 01:30:39,309 --> 01:30:42,479 - Tine! Tina! - Joey! 1990 01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:45,524 - Joey. - Tina. Hey! 1991 01:30:45,858 --> 01:30:47,818 Let's get out of here. Where's Lisa? 1992 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:49,486 I don't know. I don't know. 1993 01:30:49,570 --> 01:30:52,239 - Where the hell's your daughter? - My daughter! Now she's my daughter! 1994 01:30:52,281 --> 01:30:53,824 Yeah, according to the court order, she is! 1995 01:30:53,907 --> 01:30:55,951 What are you yelling at me for? 1996 01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:57,327 I don't know. 1997 01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:01,039 Come here, you! God! 1998 01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:03,333 Oh, God. 1999 01:31:04,418 --> 01:31:07,254 - Looks like you missed all the fun. - What are we gonna tell them? 2000 01:31:07,337 --> 01:31:09,590 "We"? I ain't talking to them, no way. 2001 01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:11,758 I'm gonna be in big trouble. You better leave. 2002 01:31:11,842 --> 01:31:13,343 No problem. I'm gone. 2003 01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:30,027 Hey, you, underwear goes on the inside. 2004 01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:32,112 Come here, Lisa. 2005 01:31:32,613 --> 01:31:34,156 Come here. Come on. 2006 01:31:38,452 --> 01:31:40,287 I missed this. 2007 01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:43,999 You sure you don't want me to drive you home? 2008 01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:45,417 Come on, Joey. 2009 01:31:45,459 --> 01:31:47,294 You don't get back in the driver's seat that easy. 2010 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:48,378 Yeah. 2011 01:31:49,296 --> 01:31:50,464 Hey, Tina. 2012 01:31:51,340 --> 01:31:54,218 You feel like giving an old car salesman a second chance? 2013 01:32:03,644 --> 01:32:05,145 I'll tell you what. 2014 01:32:05,479 --> 01:32:07,439 You come over to the house for supper tomorrow night 2015 01:32:07,481 --> 01:32:10,067 and we'll cook up some of that old baloney of yours 2016 01:32:10,150 --> 01:32:11,652 and see how it goes down. 2017 01:32:12,152 --> 01:32:13,153 Okay. 2018 01:32:13,862 --> 01:32:15,405 - Bye-bye. - See you, Dad. 2019 01:32:22,829 --> 01:32:27,459 Hey, Joey! No more the hanky-panky! You go straight home! 2020 01:32:27,501 --> 01:32:28,877 - Straight home. - Yeah. 2021 01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:32,965 - Yo! Hey, Joey! Joey. - Hey, Benny, I'm out of here. 2022 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:36,468 Joey. Joey. Thanks, man. Thanks for coming through for us. 2023 01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:39,596 Hey, Benny, that's our new motto, "Everybody gets out alive!" 2024 01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:44,184 - Yeah. Monday? - Monday. 2025 01:32:46,853 --> 01:32:48,981 Hi-yo, Silver! 2026 01:32:50,107 --> 01:32:51,191 Mason! 2027 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:53,860 Hey. You want a deal, you give me a call. 2028 01:32:53,944 --> 01:32:55,279 I think you know the number, right? 2029 01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:57,447 - Thanks, O'Brien. - You got it. 2030 01:32:58,282 --> 01:32:59,741 God, I love to sell. 2031 01:33:01,118 --> 01:33:02,536 Oh, yeah!