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Bro. It was funny. Two seconds ago.
Seriously, man. What were you thinking,

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I don't understand you, Bruce.

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I'll tell you.

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Bro, have you seen this on any other
day? Any fucking other day there'd be

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bitches here and there and there and
there. Yeah, but still, man. You told

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like, come to the pool, Evan. Come to
the pool, Evan. Come to the pool.

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nothing but hotties. Everywhere we go,
there's nothing but hotties.

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And now, bro, we're here, dude, and
there's no hotties. Let's go to the

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then.

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You think there's going to be hotties at
the beach, too? Bro, look at the

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weather, bro.

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Look at that. It's borderline hurricane
out here.

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No, I'm not from here.

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I'm from California, bro. We don't have
rain.

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What do you mean you don't have rain?

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What is this shit?

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This is rain. This is South Florida,
baby.

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Jeez, we're the only... And what's worse
is that we're the only two guys up

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here.

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Literally, you promised me hot chicks,
big tits. Boobs are all nine.

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I don't understand you.

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I don't know, bro. Let's go try
something else.

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Let's go have some mimosas.

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What?

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What are you, a 40 -year -old chick now?

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Whatever, bro.

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I don't understand. I lost my whole
fucking vibe now. I don't even want to

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up bitches.

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Let's go. Let's just go fucking.

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I don't know. Let's go play mini golf or
something.

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Mini golf. That's the best idea.

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That's what you want to do.

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Let's go drink our stars and play
shuffleboard.

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How about that?

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Shuffleboard? I don't even know how to
play shuffleboard.

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Where does one even play shuffleboard
at? Tell me. At the bar, bro. Tell me.

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What are you doing? What was that? That
was my muscle memory.

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I don't even know what that means. I'm
fucking a master shuffleboarder. I'm

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like, bro.

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What did I say? What? Look behind me.

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Oh, the chick with the jean skirt and
the t -shirt?

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Well, she's not that bad. I mean, she's
kind of... Yeah, I guess she's... I

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don't know where the fuck she's hiding.

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Bro, she's wearing a jean skirt, bro. To
the pool.

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She might be fucking, like, from Iowa or
something. I don't know. Like, she

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probably might be on vacation.

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I don't even know what to say to you
right now, bro.

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Your rationale is she might be from
Iowa?

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What does that mean, Bruce?

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Look at her. Look, she's going in the
water with the jeans turned on, dude.

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Who does that?

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I don't know.

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Yo, look at it.

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She's so ridiculous.

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What is going on here, bro?

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She's definitely not from here, bro. She
doesn't know any better. Your Iowa girl

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is literally ridiculous right now, bro.

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Well, hey, it's not like, you know what
I'm saying? Like, look at us. We're out

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here.

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Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, my
God.

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Are you kidding me right now?

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Dude, is this real?

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Dude. She's from Brazil. Oh, first she's
from Iowa. Now she's from Brazil. I

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don't know. That looks like a Brazilian
bikini or something like that. Like, Oh

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my God.

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Oh,

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yo,

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can we, can we please go talk to her?

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Come on.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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This way, this way, this way. Don't be a
perv. Don't be a perv. Hey.

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No, don't act like you're looking. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool. So this

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is the pool area?

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Yeah, this is the pool. And it comes
with the penthouse?

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Yeah. Oh, hey. How are you doing?

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Oh, I'm good.

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I'm sorry. I was just showing my friend
this apartment here.

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Are you from here?

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No, actually, I'm just visiting a
friend.

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What kind of bathing suit are you
wearing right now? I didn't think

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going to be here.

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You see? You see? Nobody comes to the
pool, dude, in the rain.

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So many people come here. You can't even
imagine.

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We're going to wear this and cause a
riot.

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I wasn't planning on seeing anyone, so I
didn't want too many tan lights. Where

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are you from?

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I'm from Florida.

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Florida? Yeah.

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What's your name?

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My name's Lexi.

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Lexi. Evan, nice to meet you. This is
Bruce.

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So, dude, are a lot of people normally
here?

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Yeah. Yeah, it's literally, I mean,
there's nobody right now because we're

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pretty early, but, I mean. There's
actually cameras. Yeah, there's cameras

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Give her your towel. Be a gentleman.
Give her your towel. Just give her your

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towel.

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Yeah.

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Jeez.

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You know, we're going to need that towel
back, by the way, just so you know.

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Well, I have my own.

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Oh. Well, then we can make an exchange
later on.

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I don't even know what to call this. Is
this a bikini or like that?

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Call it swimwear.

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Swimmer.

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Call it swimwear. You look like a
swimmer.

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Yeah. Yeah. You know. What are you guys
doing?

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Well, the thing is, okay, Ruthie over
here said that there's going to be a

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bunch of hotties here.

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And then when we got here, it was just
him and I.

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Because I'm trying to get him to get
another apartment here.

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Oh, you live here?

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Yeah, I live here. Oh, okay.

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He's got one of the penthouses here, so.

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Oh.

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Trying to recruit and get some money for
a recruiting fee?

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No, no, no, nothing like that. I'm just
trying to have the homie here, you know.

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Do you have one of those with a nice
open balcony?

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Oh, you know about that?

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Do you have one also? Well, my friend
lived here, so I'm visiting my friend.

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She doesn't have one here, but I keep
seeing them around when we're walking

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around. Oh, Bruce.

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Bruce.

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Tell her about the patio, bro.

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It's very private.

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So can I come up and see it?

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If you want to lay out, you can check it
out.

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Can I lay out there maybe naked?

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As long as you guys aren't filming me. I
mean, it's not like this is... No, no,

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no. We're definitely not going to film
you. But here's the thing, though.

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Bruce is very, very kind of, like,
protective over his stuff. And I'm

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sure, Bruce, you want your towel back,
right?

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Yeah, I do want my towel back.

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So... It's okay.

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Do you want to just give it to him now
so that way he doesn't feel awkward?

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Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Just because, like,
I'm... My brain or something.

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It's pretty sunny right now, but you
never know the weather. Yeah, there's a

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whole bunch of people that's coming. Let
me get up for you. Let me get up for

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you.

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So, what was that thing?

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I forgot. I think you were going to show
me the patio. Oh, yeah, let's go to the

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patio. So I'm just going to grab my
shoes.

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Yeah, don't forget those.

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Thank you.

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Madame.

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What do you think baby?

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You know what else is really nice?

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What? My couch.

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My couch is a nice couch. We'll call it
a seat.

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Yeah, we'll call it a seat.

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Well, here. I mean, don't be shy.

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You're already a... I mean, let me take
that from you. I mean, I'm going to keep

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my knowledge.

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What?

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Yeah, you look like a really modest
girl. Yeah. So,

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what is this thing I'm getting?

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This is my bikini.

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This is a bikini? Uh -huh. Well, it's
like a monokini.

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Is that a technical term?

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Well, you know, it covers the most
important thing.

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That's really awesome.

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What? I just go like this.

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You're like pretty much naked.

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Did you make that yourself?

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No. The girlfriend staying with here let
me borrow it because I don't really

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have anything that's skimpy enough.

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Really? To not get terrible tan lines
in.

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Hmm.

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That would probably be some interesting
tan lines.

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You'd have like an arrow pointing at
your vagina.

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Oh my gosh, you're right. It is like an
arrow.

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No. If that was the tan line,
technically, that would be an arrow.

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That's so funny.

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You're creative.

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Maybe I should be an artist, like a tan
line artist.

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Maybe. I should become a bikini, you
know.

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Does it create an arrow in the back as
well?

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Let's see.

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I don't think so.

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Oh, no. There really wouldn't be a line
or anything.

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I can't really see where this is going.
You know what that's for, though, right?

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Oh, well.

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After lunch, in case you have something
stuck in your teeth.

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Maybe just block it out.

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Sorry. Well, technically, you didn't eat
anything just yet. Oh, I didn't.

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But, I mean, I am hungry.

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He is. He really is. Very hungry.

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You're so naughty. Yeah, I mean, and I
do have Fawkes on deck. I mean, you

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perhaps I could, you know, we could have
lunch together.

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Well, let me at least take my shoes off.
Oh, no, I like those shoes.

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No, but I don't want to get your couch
dirty.

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That would be rude.

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Couches.

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I don't know how to flex. I used to have
muscles.

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That was before I went on this diet that
I want.

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You're on a diet? Yeah, I'm on a diet.
Luckily.

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What's on your diet?

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Pretty much just, um, just this.

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A pussy diet?

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Yeah, I'm on a pussy diet.

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Wow, did you see this pussy? Don't show
me.

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The only thing that was hidden by the
bikini, and it happens to be amazing.

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Why would you hide the best part? The
best part, right?

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No, I mean, I'm modest.

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You are modest, I can see that.

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I don't want anybody to see all of it.
Oh my.

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Are you having a good time? Are you
happy right now? You seem like you might

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a little excited.

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into it like the oh well you know
something about a micro what monokini

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just makes me you know i like

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that yeah

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You weren't planning on this?

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You were very modest, I have to say.

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Do you like these tips?

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I can show you my apartment.

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You're right, the view is great.

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I want to see you ride this thing.

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It helps with tan lines.

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It doesn't really.

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Thank you.

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You ready for some more good stuff