1 00:00:01,980 --> 00:00:02,980 Sweet dinner. 2 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:07,840 So it seems all three of us have honored our millpacks. 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,220 But we're still waiting to hear from you, Lori. 4 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:16,640 Well, ladies, you'll be pleased to know I did the deed. Wait, why aren't you 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,640 showing your face? 6 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,840 For reasons I can't say. 7 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:23,100 It would really complicate my life. Oh, come on. We've all signed 8 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,520 confidentiality agreements. 9 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,500 Nobody here is going to out you. 10 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,520 I have more to lose. 11 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:30,620 If you say so. 12 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,170 Let me tell you how it happened. 13 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:41,130 My stepson, I'll call him Tim, is someone I've been attracted to ever 14 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:41,889 got married. 15 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:45,530 I'd purposely leave my bedroom door open so he could watch me masturbating. 16 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:47,890 I really liked putting on a show. 17 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:55,350 I liked how turned on it got him because whenever I was done, I'd catch him 18 00:00:55,350 --> 00:01:00,810 masturbating. I was never going to do anything about it until I learned about 19 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:01,810 the MILF pact. 20 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:07,120 And then I knew I had to. I figured I'd be paired up with women halfway around 21 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,300 the country. But it seems we all live fairly close to one another. 22 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,760 And three of you are even friends. 23 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,360 Which makes me feel like the odd woman out. 24 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,480 Anyways, one day, Tim comes home from a sporting event. 25 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:25,280 He's sore, and I realize it's now or never. 26 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,860 Yeah. Is my mom home? 27 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,440 No, she's in a meeting. 28 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,720 How was the game? 29 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:31,140 We lost. 30 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,620 And I pulled a muscle. 31 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:36,560 I'm fine. 32 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:38,300 I'm totally fine. 33 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:40,460 I'm a physical therapist. This is what I do. 34 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:41,900 Take off your shirt. 35 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,440 Oh, 36 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:45,580 come on. Don't be shy around me. 37 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,920 I've seen you without your shirt before. 38 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,180 Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:11,540 It's good. 40 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:14,840 I'm a little stressed out. 41 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,560 What about? 42 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:19,540 You. 43 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,920 My other stepmom. 44 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,160 What about me stresses you out? 45 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:28,960 Trust me. 46 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,820 What you're not saying, I'm thinking. 47 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,540 What are you thinking? 48 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,720 That I probably shouldn't do what I want to do. 49 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,760 Which is what? 50 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:46,780 Oh. 51 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,380 Whoa. Why'd you stop? 52 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,200 There are a million reasons why. 53 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,280 Okay, look. 54 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:57,080 My other stepmom, Debbie, said that, you know, bonding between family members 55 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,940 is, like, critical. 56 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,060 This is more than bonding. 57 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,040 I'm okay with that. Let's go. 58 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,380 I love your mother. 59 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,620 You love her, though. 60 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,330 I got one right here. 61 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:15,030 You should stop talking. 62 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:17,830 You can always ruin everything by talking. 63 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:53,170 Thank you. 64 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,320 No. 65 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860 Mm -hmm. 66 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800 Oh. 67 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:46,790 What? Rebecca? 68 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,530 That's Tom's mother's stepmom. What? 69 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:51,930 Holy shit. 70 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:53,350 Please don't tell Tom's mom. 71 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:55,570 As long as you don't tell his dad. 72 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:58,130 Never. Does it make things weird? 73 00:28:58,490 --> 00:28:59,810 What? That reassured a cock? 74 00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:01,390 What are the chances? 75 00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:03,210 I was thinking the same thing. 76 00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:06,590 There's like one degree of separation between all of us. 77 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,490 Which makes this very odd. 78 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:14,810 Or it just shows that more stepmoms wanna fuck. Fuck their step -sons than 79 00:29:14,810 --> 00:29:15,810 previously thought. 80 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:17,230 Yeah, I'd say good for us. 81 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:19,390 We've all honored the milk pack. 82 00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:20,970 And got laid properly. 83 00:29:22,990 --> 00:29:26,350 So tell me, Rebecca, how good was Tom's cock? 84 00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:27,409 Oh, yeah. 85 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:28,650 Tell us about it. 86 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:31,070 Oh, my God. You'll never believe it.