1 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,733 Good morning, Constable. 2 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,886 Well done, Steed. 3 00:04:54,011 --> 00:04:55,262 My pleasure. 4 00:04:58,349 --> 00:04:59,808 But the nuns were a surprise. 5 00:04:59,892 --> 00:05:01,143 We try. 6 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:09,276 You never can tell- 7 00:05:09,401 --> 00:05:11,278 When the enemy will strike. 8 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,447 If we still have an enemy. 9 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:17,451 There's always an enemy, Steed. You just have to know where to look. 10 00:05:17,868 --> 00:05:21,455 Something's up at The Ministry. They want you to meet somebody. 11 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:23,749 Well, they know where to find me. 12 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,126 Macaroons... 13 00:05:27,211 --> 00:05:28,462 ...for Mother. 14 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:48,649 Good morning, Prime Minister. 15 00:05:49,191 --> 00:05:50,734 Yes, Prime Minister. 16 00:05:51,944 --> 00:05:54,613 The Prospero Program weather shield is down. 17 00:05:56,031 --> 00:05:57,282 Yes, all of it. 18 00:05:57,783 --> 00:05:59,159 The entire grid. 19 00:06:01,912 --> 00:06:03,455 Yes, it's bad. 20 00:06:05,374 --> 00:06:06,542 Right away. 21 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,644 Dr. Peel? 22 00:06:42,786 --> 00:06:44,830 "Please answer the telephone. " 23 00:06:51,837 --> 00:06:54,882 Good morning, Dr. Peel. We've scheduled an appointment for you. 24 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:58,886 John Steed. Boodle's Gentlemen's Club. One hour. Thank you. 25 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,947 May I help you, madam? 26 00:07:19,031 --> 00:07:21,408 For Mr. John Steed, I'm Dr. Peel. 27 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,243 I'm afraid that's impossible. 28 00:07:23,327 --> 00:07:25,245 - You are female. - As you see. 29 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,456 Then you can't come in. 30 00:07:27,831 --> 00:07:29,458 I have an appointment. 31 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,002 No women. 32 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:35,130 - Not in Boodle's. Not since 1762. - Really? 33 00:07:48,894 --> 00:07:50,729 Dr. Peel, I presume. 34 00:07:52,398 --> 00:07:54,274 And you must be Steed. 35 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,778 - Please don't get up. - And I was about to throw in the towel. 36 00:07:57,861 --> 00:07:59,405 Spot of bother at the door. 37 00:07:59,488 --> 00:08:02,950 Well, I shouldn't wonder. Not a woman inside Boodle's since- 38 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:04,201 1762. 39 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,247 So what was all this? Some sort of test? 40 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:11,834 Congratulations. You've entered a bastion of male privilege. 41 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:14,128 You're not someone who plays by the rules. 42 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:16,130 Rules are made to be broken. 43 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:18,215 Not by me. 44 00:08:19,883 --> 00:08:23,178 Play by the rules, Doctor, or the game is nothing. 45 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,264 And just what is the game? 46 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:28,434 This is all terribly formal. Must I go on calling you Dr. Peel? 47 00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:29,518 No, no. 48 00:08:29,601 --> 00:08:32,813 Under the circumstances, you may call me Mrs. Peel. 49 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,148 Much better. 50 00:08:34,273 --> 00:08:36,275 Now that we've settled the matter of titles... 51 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:38,736 ...will you kindly explain why you wished to meet me? 52 00:08:38,861 --> 00:08:40,738 I didn't. Mother did. 53 00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:42,489 "Mother?" 54 00:08:42,865 --> 00:08:43,866 Mother. 55 00:08:45,868 --> 00:08:47,786 Four o'clock. Mustn't be late. 56 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:48,829 Time for tea? 57 00:08:48,912 --> 00:08:52,458 Word of warning Don't take the macaroon. Mother's favorite. 58 00:09:05,721 --> 00:09:08,432 You are now entering a restricted area. 59 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,692 I always prefer a room with a view, don't you? Tea? 60 00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:21,028 I know about the Prospero incident. 61 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:22,655 Sugar, one lump. 62 00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:25,783 - Is that why I'm here? - You're here for tea, Mrs. Peel. 63 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,410 Welcome to The Ministry. Macaroon? 64 00:09:38,462 --> 00:09:41,465 Prospero. Prospero. Shakespeare's magician. 65 00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:43,300 Do explain. 66 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:45,302 Top-secret research. 67 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:49,223 A government project I was working on to create a weather shield. 68 00:09:49,515 --> 00:09:51,100 A defensive umbrella. 69 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:52,935 I get it. 70 00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:55,479 Someone attacks, we put up this... 71 00:09:56,605 --> 00:09:57,690 ...umbrella... 72 00:09:57,773 --> 00:10:00,317 ...everyone goes home for tea. Marvelous. 73 00:10:00,818 --> 00:10:03,445 Until someone blows up the research lab. 74 00:10:04,613 --> 00:10:05,698 But did they just walk in? 75 00:10:05,823 --> 00:10:08,659 - How did they get past security? - That's what's interesting. 76 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:12,413 Security cameras at the Prospero lab picked up a picture during the attack. 77 00:10:12,538 --> 00:10:14,999 Something I'd like you to see, if you have a moment. 78 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:16,208 After tea. 79 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:18,419 Of course. 80 00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:33,350 Well, she looks terribly familiar. 81 00:10:36,353 --> 00:10:38,188 You're our chief suspect. 82 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:44,403 I'm innocent, of course. 83 00:10:44,695 --> 00:10:46,864 Or guilty until proven innocent. 84 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:50,284 - Why would I sabotage my own project? - You tell us. 85 00:10:52,536 --> 00:10:53,787 Looks like me. 86 00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:57,916 But it isn't. 87 00:11:00,169 --> 00:11:03,505 You will be allowed the privilege to prove your innocence. 88 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:07,051 If you didn't blow up Prospero, find out who did. 89 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:10,095 Mother would like me to show you the ropes. 90 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,723 He'd like us to work as a team. 91 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,101 You mean I have to trust you? 92 00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:18,228 Absolutely, Mrs. Peel. 93 00:11:21,065 --> 00:11:22,149 Shall we? 94 00:11:34,953 --> 00:11:37,122 Do you think Mrs. Peel is dangerous, Father? 95 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:39,291 All in my report, Mother. 96 00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:41,418 Why haven't I read it? 97 00:11:41,585 --> 00:11:43,754 Because I haven't given it to you. 98 00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:47,174 My theory goes Mrs. Peel may be ill. 99 00:11:47,716 --> 00:11:48,717 Amnesia? 100 00:11:48,884 --> 00:11:50,469 Possibly a split personality. 101 00:11:50,552 --> 00:11:53,305 Maybe trauma. There was a husband. Test pilot. 102 00:11:53,764 --> 00:11:55,849 Missing over the Amazon. Presumed dead. 103 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:57,351 He was one of ours. 104 00:11:57,434 --> 00:11:59,311 Revenge is a possible motive. 105 00:11:59,395 --> 00:12:01,563 She certainly fits our profile. 106 00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:06,318 - How could you have released her? - Mrs. Peel is our only lead. 107 00:12:07,319 --> 00:12:09,863 Either she'll lead us to the real enemy... 108 00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:11,782 ...or they'll find her. 109 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,210 We were bombarding protons and ions to make antimatter. 110 00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:27,673 I shall have to start calling you "Doctor" again. 111 00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:33,262 Artificially creating new weather systems. 112 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:40,394 You're a lady of hidden talents, Mrs. Peel. 113 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:52,239 A little more flexibility in the wrist. 114 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,748 Scientist... 115 00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:05,419 ...swordsman. 116 00:13:05,836 --> 00:13:08,589 To what do you attribute your overachievements? 117 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,885 - My father always wanted a boy. - Oh, really? 118 00:13:16,555 --> 00:13:17,931 I fail to see the connection. 119 00:13:18,015 --> 00:13:20,392 I had a feeling you would. So did he. 120 00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:32,696 Touch�. 121 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:38,452 The ebony handles are a touch heavy, Trubshaw. 122 00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,704 I'll stick to the rosewood. 123 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:44,083 Excellent, sir. If you'd step this way... 124 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:49,630 Now my knight has chosen his armor. Shouldn't we be on our way? 125 00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,466 Well, Trubshaw's a man worth meeting. 126 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:54,426 No point in setting out half-shod. 127 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:57,471 That's why I ordered you a pair of boots, Mrs. Peel. 128 00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:58,639 Thank you. 129 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:02,142 I hope your shoes and waistcoat please you, sir. 130 00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:04,228 - Impeccable. - Quite. 131 00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:07,481 Your items will be delivered to the usual address. 132 00:14:08,524 --> 00:14:09,984 Mrs. Peel's boots? 133 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:13,195 - Send them on. - Of course. 134 00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:17,741 Mother suggested we go for a spin. 135 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:20,285 - Do you always listen to Mother? - That depends. 136 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:23,038 Marvelous weather. Not the sort of day to be stuck in town. 137 00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:25,124 - I think we ought to get away. - "We?" 138 00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:26,583 Yes, just the two of us. 139 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,628 A weekend in the country, long walks, the wind in your hair. 140 00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:32,006 - How about it? - Depends what you have in mind. 141 00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:34,550 I'm a nature lover, so whatever comes naturally. 142 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,302 Should we take my car? 143 00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:49,273 That's odd. 144 00:14:49,982 --> 00:14:51,358 Rusty, perhaps? 145 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,278 I hope I haven't lost the knack. 146 00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:08,751 Is the pot warm? 147 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:09,877 Always. 148 00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:13,297 - Milk? - Lemon, just a twist. 149 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:17,009 No cakes, I'm afraid. You don't mind roughing it, do you? 150 00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:18,344 On the contrary. 151 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:21,263 - Should we be making plans for tonight? - We are. 152 00:15:21,347 --> 00:15:25,184 I thought we'd have time to pay a social visit, since we happen to be passing. 153 00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:26,685 I thought as much. 154 00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:29,438 - Anyone in particular? - Sir August de Wynter. 155 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:31,899 Former Ministry man, head of Special Projects. 156 00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:35,319 Ran our Strategic Deception Initiative. He's retired now. 157 00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:36,779 Very rich. 158 00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:38,155 Very odd. 159 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,448 Intriguing. 160 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:42,368 - A wealthy recluse. - More interesting than that. 161 00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:45,746 Sir August's a fanatical meteorologist. It runs in the family. 162 00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:48,749 Mother called April, sisters May, June- 163 00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,459 July, August. 164 00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:54,213 The family does have weather on the brain. Any other vices? 165 00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:57,716 All of a piece, really. Sir August's chairman of BROLLY 166 00:15:58,175 --> 00:16:00,844 British Royal Organization for Lasting Liquid Years. 167 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:03,389 It's a private group recruiting top scientists. 168 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:06,558 He thinks British weather has been tampered with by aliens. 169 00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:09,019 They're not too keen on him at The Ministry. 170 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,021 - Mother tells me he left under- - A cloud? 171 00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:11,981 Naturally. 172 00:16:12,064 --> 00:16:15,651 If it wouldn't be too much bother, could you charm him a little? 173 00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:17,695 I'll see what I can do. 174 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:19,363 More tea? 175 00:16:19,488 --> 00:16:20,364 No, thanks. 176 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,532 I meant me. 177 00:16:27,705 --> 00:16:29,206 I'll snoop around. 178 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:31,417 You distract him. 179 00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:32,710 How? 180 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,961 Try... 181 00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:35,504 ...small talk. 182 00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:36,797 The weather? 183 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,758 Maybe something more feminine. A woman's touch. 184 00:16:40,592 --> 00:16:42,720 - That should do it. - Think so? 185 00:16:42,886 --> 00:16:44,972 Your confidence is overwhelming. 186 00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:46,390 Such modesty. 187 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,018 A minor talent. Or hadn't you noticed? 188 00:18:13,018 --> 00:18:14,019 Curious. 189 00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,562 - Miss? - Mrs. 190 00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:17,356 Mrs. 191 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,113 - Thank you. - Ma'am. 192 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:27,658 Hello? 193 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,588 Hello? 194 00:18:50,472 --> 00:18:51,473 Hello? 195 00:18:58,147 --> 00:18:59,148 Hello? 196 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,111 Peel. 197 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,988 Emma Peel. 198 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:10,451 You're all wet. 199 00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:15,289 Have we met, or is it just the rain that's familiar? 200 00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:18,375 We share a passion, I believe. 201 00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:21,920 I have always admired a woman who is... 202 00:19:22,296 --> 00:19:24,214 ...meteorologically inclined. 203 00:19:24,757 --> 00:19:26,216 Mutual, I'm sure. 204 00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:29,345 The thrill of the monsoon? 205 00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:31,221 Ah, yes, the monsoons. 206 00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:35,225 Even as a boy, when Nana taught me the naming of the clouds... 207 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,144 - Cumulus. - Yes. 208 00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:39,104 - Stratocumulus. - Oh, yes. 209 00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:40,230 Nimbus. 210 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:43,567 I discovered then, nothing beats a good lashing. 211 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:44,985 Mind your head. 212 00:19:45,194 --> 00:19:46,362 Take India. 213 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,573 You can have a good ten inches overnight there. 214 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,158 You know... 215 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,327 ...one should never fear... 216 00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:55,704 ...being wet. 217 00:19:58,332 --> 00:19:59,583 Come this way. 218 00:20:02,127 --> 00:20:03,128 Allow me. 219 00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:04,630 These rapid climate changes. 220 00:20:04,713 --> 00:20:07,508 - The Ministry needs some answers. - Oh, that Ministry! 221 00:20:07,591 --> 00:20:09,510 Dry enough, don't you think? 222 00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:11,553 Do you mind? 223 00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:13,138 Very well. 224 00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:15,599 I need a specialist's opinion. 225 00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:18,560 Theoretically speaking, if I wanted to alter cloud patterns... 226 00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:20,646 ...how would I power it? By microtransmission? 227 00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:22,523 Yes, by microtransmission. 228 00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:26,193 The military applications were never looked into after the Cold War. 229 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,278 The hot and the cold war. 230 00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:29,822 Hot and cold war? 231 00:20:29,947 --> 00:20:31,031 An outdated theory. 232 00:20:31,156 --> 00:20:32,741 Intriguing, but impossible. 233 00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:34,410 Nothing is impossible! 234 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,870 Only mathematically improbable. 235 00:20:37,913 --> 00:20:40,165 My dear Dr. Peel, look here. 236 00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:43,711 The twisted labellum. 237 00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:49,008 Note the upturned apiculus on the dorsal sepal. 238 00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,343 A genetic impossibility. 239 00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:53,512 That flower should not exist... 240 00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,306 ...yet there she is. 241 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,725 I did it. 242 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:03,981 Beautiful, no? 243 00:21:07,192 --> 00:21:08,736 Touch it, Dr. Peel. 244 00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:11,071 I feel I'm wasting my time. 245 00:21:11,155 --> 00:21:12,656 No, please touch it. 246 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:16,285 I'm sorry to trouble you. It's obvious you know nothing. 247 00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:18,329 I know nothing? 248 00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:23,000 I have forgotten more than those fools at The Ministry ever knew! 249 00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:27,379 The ratio of protons to ions... 250 00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:29,214 ...me! 251 00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:32,343 The entire Microtransmission Theory... 252 00:21:32,676 --> 00:21:33,594 ...me! 253 00:21:33,677 --> 00:21:35,095 I did it all! 254 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:37,514 Tea? 255 00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:17,471 Hello? 256 00:22:19,223 --> 00:22:20,140 Hello? 257 00:22:20,224 --> 00:22:22,768 Private property. No trespassing. 258 00:22:23,227 --> 00:22:24,770 Sorry! I can't hear you! 259 00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:27,398 Private property. No trespassing. 260 00:22:33,404 --> 00:22:35,239 I say, this is a bit much! 261 00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:38,575 Perhaps your friend would like to join us. 262 00:22:38,742 --> 00:22:39,827 My friend? 263 00:22:40,369 --> 00:22:42,621 Some rather nasty weather out there. 264 00:22:44,289 --> 00:22:45,749 Perhaps he's lost. 265 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,085 I don't think so. 266 00:22:49,962 --> 00:22:51,964 We don't get many trespassers up here. 267 00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:53,048 Really? 268 00:22:53,507 --> 00:22:54,508 Why not? 269 00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:56,260 We shoot them. 270 00:22:58,929 --> 00:22:59,930 Sugar? 271 00:23:45,142 --> 00:23:46,894 Is that you, Mrs. Peel? 272 00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:56,195 Manners, Mrs. Peel. 273 00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:05,579 Steed? 274 00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:09,833 Steed? 275 00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:15,214 There you are. 276 00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:16,548 Tea? 277 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:18,592 With lemon. 278 00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:21,178 Grape? I bought them specially. 279 00:24:25,724 --> 00:24:27,434 I hope you don't mind me taking liberties. 280 00:24:27,518 --> 00:24:29,103 I had to tuck you up in bed. 281 00:24:29,186 --> 00:24:31,355 You didn't seem in good shape when I found you. 282 00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,940 I was frozen stiff. 283 00:24:34,441 --> 00:24:36,151 Now I feel much revived. 284 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,112 Not me you should thank for that. 285 00:24:38,195 --> 00:24:41,657 Actually, I wasn't about to. I recall a very strange thing. 286 00:24:41,949 --> 00:24:44,118 You tried to shoot me, didn't you? 287 00:24:44,368 --> 00:24:46,078 I would never shoot you. 288 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:49,456 - Not without my reasons. - I remember it clearly. 289 00:24:49,873 --> 00:24:51,500 One shot to the heart. 290 00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:53,460 But, luckily, my... 291 00:24:54,211 --> 00:24:56,588 ...Trubshaw waistcoat was bulletproof. 292 00:24:56,755 --> 00:24:59,508 Silly me, I thought you were just overdressed. 293 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:02,011 "Be prepared. " Is that your motto? 294 00:25:02,094 --> 00:25:05,264 I thought it best to take precautions. One never knows. 295 00:25:05,389 --> 00:25:07,850 I suppose Mother warned you about women like me. 296 00:25:07,933 --> 00:25:10,394 Until now, I didn't know there were women like you. 297 00:25:10,477 --> 00:25:13,981 Obviously, I'm the sort that doesn't take "no" for an answer. 298 00:25:14,064 --> 00:25:17,609 I think that would depend entirely on the question, Mrs. Peel. 299 00:25:19,778 --> 00:25:22,656 I say, you definitely are Mrs. Peel, aren't you? 300 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,991 You're delirious. 301 00:25:24,116 --> 00:25:25,909 I should've abandoned you. 302 00:25:26,618 --> 00:25:29,621 Nursing an invalid isn't my idea of fun, after all. 303 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:32,249 I could've taken up any amount of offers. 304 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,334 And? 305 00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:35,961 I did find a clue at Sir August's. 306 00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:41,383 You see, Steed... 307 00:25:41,925 --> 00:25:43,552 ...a woman's touch... 308 00:25:44,928 --> 00:25:46,597 "Wonderland Weather. " 309 00:25:52,603 --> 00:25:53,687 Hello. 310 00:25:53,771 --> 00:25:55,230 Wonderland Weather? 311 00:25:55,314 --> 00:25:56,315 Yes. 312 00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,819 You've been recommended by a friend who said you'd know all about our problem. 313 00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,615 We're awfully worried about our roses. 314 00:26:06,325 --> 00:26:07,826 I don't understand. 315 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:09,953 My colleague and I represent... 316 00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:12,122 ...a very influential group of flower growers... 317 00:26:12,206 --> 00:26:15,084 ...working under tremendously adverse conditions. 318 00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:18,212 For some years, we've been breeding a special rose... 319 00:26:18,295 --> 00:26:19,922 ...the Crimson Monk... 320 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:22,967 ...until in the past week we've been plagued by... 321 00:26:23,217 --> 00:26:24,468 ...ladybirds. 322 00:26:24,802 --> 00:26:26,845 I thought ladybirds loved roses. 323 00:26:27,429 --> 00:26:30,432 A little too much, apparently. Now our flower show's coming up. 324 00:26:30,516 --> 00:26:33,394 We need a few more warm summer days very quickly. 325 00:26:34,186 --> 00:26:35,187 Yes. 326 00:26:36,647 --> 00:26:40,150 Have you seen the seven-spotted ladybird in the mating season? 327 00:26:41,276 --> 00:26:42,903 Speckled grey larvae? 328 00:26:43,654 --> 00:26:44,905 A month to... 329 00:26:45,698 --> 00:26:47,324 ...pupate, then... 330 00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:50,077 ...no more roses. 331 00:26:50,202 --> 00:26:51,286 Voracious. 332 00:26:52,579 --> 00:26:54,248 I hope I haven't come to the wrong place. 333 00:26:54,331 --> 00:26:56,709 I was recommended by a member of BROLLY. 334 00:26:57,501 --> 00:26:58,377 BROLLY? 335 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,629 Don't say you haven't heard of it. 336 00:27:00,838 --> 00:27:03,382 I was speaking to my colleague, Sir August. 337 00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:06,343 You do know Sir August de Wynter? 338 00:27:06,677 --> 00:27:07,761 Of course. 339 00:27:10,014 --> 00:27:14,101 Welcome to Wonderland Weather, here in our London headquarters. 340 00:27:15,144 --> 00:27:17,980 Now, allied with our colleagues from BROLLY... 341 00:27:18,647 --> 00:27:20,816 ...together we will make history. 342 00:27:28,657 --> 00:27:30,367 You all know who I am... 343 00:27:30,868 --> 00:27:32,703 ...and I know all of you... 344 00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:35,247 ...but you cannot know one another. 345 00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:36,915 Security... 346 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,709 ...is still paramount. 347 00:27:39,877 --> 00:27:42,171 Our organization now faces... 348 00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:44,381 ...its greatest test. 349 00:27:46,008 --> 00:27:47,176 Therefore... 350 00:27:47,509 --> 00:27:49,803 ...I demand absolute loyalty... 351 00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:52,181 ...absolute obedience. 352 00:27:53,557 --> 00:27:55,684 But if anybody wishes to resign... 353 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,811 ...he must do so now. 354 00:28:00,064 --> 00:28:02,524 And in recognition of your work... 355 00:28:02,733 --> 00:28:05,861 ...a generous offer of $1 million awaits you. 356 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:14,078 Now... 357 00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:16,747 ...does anybody wish... 358 00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:18,499 ...to resign? 359 00:28:21,752 --> 00:28:23,587 Please don't be shy. 360 00:28:31,053 --> 00:28:32,054 Well. 361 00:28:35,099 --> 00:28:36,183 Well, now. 362 00:28:37,434 --> 00:28:39,603 We owe so much to both of you. 363 00:28:39,895 --> 00:28:43,232 Without your work, my humble project would perish. 364 00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:47,653 How can I show my appreciation? 365 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:57,621 Any other business? 366 00:28:58,539 --> 00:29:00,874 - You actually sell weather here? - Yes. 367 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,877 Our newest line Summer or winter. 368 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:07,923 Tuscany or Gstaad. Natural weather delivered down your phone line. 369 00:29:08,299 --> 00:29:10,384 All you'll need is a radio transmitter. 370 00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:11,635 How real... 371 00:29:12,303 --> 00:29:13,554 ...will it feel? 372 00:29:13,637 --> 00:29:14,596 Very. 373 00:29:14,722 --> 00:29:17,391 A whole new line in personalized meteorology. 374 00:29:17,558 --> 00:29:21,478 Imagine... an autumn mist, dappled sunshine through an autumn glade. 375 00:29:22,479 --> 00:29:23,272 Temperature- 376 00:29:23,355 --> 00:29:24,732 Around 65�? 377 00:29:27,568 --> 00:29:28,944 Whatever you fancy, sir. 378 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,112 Marvelous. 379 00:29:30,237 --> 00:29:33,574 A solution to matters meteorological and horticultural... 380 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,826 ...and to my roses. 381 00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:41,915 Excuse me. 382 00:29:41,999 --> 00:29:43,167 Hurry back. 383 00:30:21,997 --> 00:30:24,541 Babbington, head of Prospero Research. 384 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:26,168 And? 385 00:30:26,377 --> 00:30:27,211 Morton... 386 00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:28,712 ...his assistant. 387 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:50,651 I'll take the high road. 388 00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:52,569 And I'll take the low road. 389 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,455 Good morning. 390 00:31:50,002 --> 00:31:52,546 That was a very silly thing to do. 391 00:33:38,235 --> 00:33:39,320 Mrs. Peel? 392 00:33:51,665 --> 00:33:54,710 - Just in time to save me from myself. - Are you all right? 393 00:33:54,793 --> 00:33:56,795 I thought I was seeing double. 394 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:59,214 That makes two of us. 395 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:08,432 So now you're saying there are two Mrs. Peels? 396 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:11,518 - Preposterous! - Let me handle this. I'm in charge. 397 00:34:11,602 --> 00:34:12,978 We both know who's responsible. 398 00:34:13,062 --> 00:34:15,522 This story is a complete red herring. It's quite impossible. 399 00:34:15,606 --> 00:34:19,735 Nothing is impossible. I often think of six impossible things before breakfast. 400 00:34:19,818 --> 00:34:21,695 Thank you for your contribution. 401 00:34:21,779 --> 00:34:24,448 And now will you kindly allow me to continue? 402 00:34:25,824 --> 00:34:27,660 Steed, you were saying? 403 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,330 I was saying someone's recruiting your Prospero scientists... 404 00:34:31,413 --> 00:34:33,415 ...under a cover organization. 405 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:36,043 But it's not Mrs. Peel. 406 00:34:36,585 --> 00:34:40,214 If you're so sure of her innocence, do you have another suspect? 407 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:41,340 I may. 408 00:34:41,882 --> 00:34:43,884 What makes you so sure of an attack? 409 00:34:43,968 --> 00:34:47,096 The World Council of Ministers is meeting on St. Swithin's Day... 410 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:48,430 ...the patron saint of weather- 411 00:34:48,514 --> 00:34:49,515 You see? 412 00:34:49,598 --> 00:34:51,600 I do see. That's what I've been trying to tell you. 413 00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:54,561 I saw both Mrs. Peels, with my own eyes. 414 00:34:58,190 --> 00:35:00,567 We can't waste any more time. He has his orders. 415 00:35:00,651 --> 00:35:02,152 I'm counting on you, Steed. 416 00:35:02,236 --> 00:35:03,988 The clock is ticking. 417 00:35:52,494 --> 00:35:54,622 A perfect dress rehearsal. 418 00:36:01,045 --> 00:36:04,381 Mother and Father are convinced an attack will take place. 419 00:36:05,132 --> 00:36:08,886 Could someone like Sir August really target a kind of weather bomb? 420 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:11,930 Queen to rook five. 421 00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:16,268 If they knew what they were doing. It's all a question of protons and ions. 422 00:36:16,393 --> 00:36:17,561 Do explain. 423 00:36:17,728 --> 00:36:20,814 Left on their own, they repel each other. Very unstable. 424 00:36:20,898 --> 00:36:22,483 Knight to knight four. 425 00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:26,612 To achieve fusion, they require a little extra oomph. 426 00:36:27,738 --> 00:36:30,407 A gentle embrace, as opposed to a clinch. 427 00:36:30,991 --> 00:36:33,619 Low excitation energy, technically speaking. 428 00:36:33,702 --> 00:36:34,787 Then, boom. 429 00:36:35,579 --> 00:36:36,580 Exactly. 430 00:36:37,498 --> 00:36:39,208 The pawn to knight four. 431 00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:42,461 Look, I've been charting these weather outbreaks. 432 00:36:42,628 --> 00:36:44,588 Pawn to queen's knight three. 433 00:36:45,005 --> 00:36:47,383 - Are you paying attention? - Absolutely. 434 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,468 A believer in firm discipline. 435 00:36:49,802 --> 00:36:51,261 Do you always obey orders? 436 00:36:51,345 --> 00:36:52,346 Always. 437 00:36:52,763 --> 00:36:54,264 Except when I don't. 438 00:36:55,182 --> 00:36:56,767 Knight to queen five. 439 00:36:58,435 --> 00:37:02,898 For example, if I were, perish the thought, under orders to kill you... 440 00:37:03,565 --> 00:37:06,110 - Pity you never told me. - You never asked. 441 00:37:06,318 --> 00:37:10,072 I can't mention everything. Besides, we were getting along so well. 442 00:37:10,197 --> 00:37:12,074 You didn't want to spoil the fun. 443 00:37:12,157 --> 00:37:14,827 It would've put a damper on things, don't you agree? 444 00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:16,161 I'm intrigued. 445 00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:18,580 Pawn to queen's bishop three. 446 00:37:19,164 --> 00:37:22,251 What did you have in mind? Nothing too messy, I hope. 447 00:37:22,376 --> 00:37:24,920 No need to dwell on the unsavory aspects. 448 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:28,465 After all, according to your file, you're a psychopathic personality... 449 00:37:28,549 --> 00:37:31,885 ...with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia... 450 00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:33,679 ...based on traumatic repression... 451 00:37:33,762 --> 00:37:37,141 ...leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. 452 00:37:38,684 --> 00:37:40,269 Knight to king seven. 453 00:37:40,644 --> 00:37:41,603 Check. 454 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:46,317 Is that really what you think of me? 455 00:37:47,234 --> 00:37:48,235 Well... 456 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,362 ...just my type, Mrs. Peel. 457 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:55,534 Good, because I think I found something. 458 00:37:56,827 --> 00:37:58,829 You never fail to surprise me. 459 00:37:59,121 --> 00:38:00,372 On this map... 460 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,959 ...here... 461 00:38:04,043 --> 00:38:07,046 ...a cluster of microclimates around a single area. 462 00:38:07,171 --> 00:38:08,672 Very, very strange. 463 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,675 Time to pay Sir August another visit. 464 00:38:14,928 --> 00:38:16,013 Your move. 465 00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:19,642 Queen takes knight. 466 00:38:21,226 --> 00:38:22,311 Checkmate. 467 00:38:25,439 --> 00:38:26,857 It's just a game. 468 00:38:29,985 --> 00:38:32,946 I can't hold off The Ministry much longer. 469 00:38:33,405 --> 00:38:37,326 This Mrs. Peel, I'm warning you, don't let her get too close. 470 00:38:40,329 --> 00:38:41,664 Good shot. 471 00:38:47,127 --> 00:38:50,089 Don't worry. I'll take care of Mrs. Peel. 472 00:38:53,217 --> 00:38:55,761 You're playing rather well today, Father. 473 00:38:56,470 --> 00:38:58,639 - Shall we double the bet? - Yes. 474 00:39:00,224 --> 00:39:02,851 I've never been able to refuse you anything. 475 00:39:06,647 --> 00:39:07,606 Pity. 476 00:39:08,065 --> 00:39:09,233 Just missed. 477 00:39:15,197 --> 00:39:16,198 I win again. 478 00:39:35,426 --> 00:39:38,929 I thought you lived on the edge, Mrs. Peel. Is this as fast as you can go? 479 00:39:39,013 --> 00:39:41,473 Have I trespassed on a male prerogative? 480 00:39:42,349 --> 00:39:43,934 We're being followed. 481 00:39:45,102 --> 00:39:46,562 What's that noise? 482 00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:57,031 Insects. 483 00:39:57,156 --> 00:39:58,615 Bigger every year. 484 00:40:03,829 --> 00:40:05,873 Sir August thinks of everything. 485 00:40:11,754 --> 00:40:12,755 Hold on. 486 00:41:24,785 --> 00:41:25,869 Let's go! 487 00:42:11,582 --> 00:42:12,666 Head down. 488 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:58,003 Would you please be so kind as to hit the ground... 489 00:42:58,087 --> 00:43:00,172 ...if it's not too much trouble? 490 00:43:08,806 --> 00:43:10,432 I hope he was a baddy. 491 00:43:10,933 --> 00:43:13,227 My name's Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. 492 00:43:13,310 --> 00:43:15,771 - John Steed. - And this must be Mrs. Peel. 493 00:43:16,021 --> 00:43:17,439 Mrs. Peel, Alice. 494 00:43:20,609 --> 00:43:21,860 How do you do? 495 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:29,994 Cocky little bastard. 496 00:43:30,411 --> 00:43:31,412 Indeed. 497 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,956 - Are you with Mother or Father? - Both, actually. 498 00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:37,543 I'm glad to hear they're together at last. They don't get along. 499 00:43:37,626 --> 00:43:40,004 Promotion, top job, most unfair. 500 00:43:40,838 --> 00:43:42,923 - Quite a fuss at The Ministry. - You don't say. 501 00:43:43,007 --> 00:43:45,092 I think we should be on our way. 502 00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:49,430 Someone didn't want you to get to the party. 503 00:43:49,513 --> 00:43:51,682 I expect we'll have to gatecrash. 504 00:43:57,688 --> 00:43:59,732 This way. I know a back way in. 505 00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:18,792 Excuse me. 506 00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:21,503 You are a Gemini, Mrs. Peel? 507 00:44:22,379 --> 00:44:23,839 How did you guess? 508 00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:36,602 Let's take separate paths. We'll meet in the middle. 509 00:44:36,685 --> 00:44:37,686 Perfect. 510 00:44:41,398 --> 00:44:44,985 Ah, yes, it's clear now. A love maze in a trapezoid shape. 511 00:44:45,319 --> 00:44:46,570 A love maze. 512 00:44:46,862 --> 00:44:49,740 Originally late-17th-century design, then copied. 513 00:45:01,335 --> 00:45:03,253 Over here, by your side. 514 00:45:04,004 --> 00:45:05,255 I was worried. 515 00:45:05,422 --> 00:45:08,884 - How touching. Afraid you'd lost me? - No, that you might escape. 516 00:45:08,968 --> 00:45:10,302 Still suspicious? 517 00:45:10,386 --> 00:45:13,931 Just wondering if you'd brought me here under false pretenses. 518 00:45:14,348 --> 00:45:17,101 Frankly, I'm amazed. Perhaps I should run away. 519 00:45:17,685 --> 00:45:19,395 I'll have to give chase. 520 00:45:19,770 --> 00:45:20,854 I'll hide. 521 00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:22,231 How romantic. 522 00:45:22,439 --> 00:45:23,440 Do try. 523 00:45:39,373 --> 00:45:40,958 Sir August de Wynter. 524 00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:42,209 John Steed. 525 00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:50,092 An old trick I learned from a dervish in Istanbul. 526 00:45:50,259 --> 00:45:51,510 Turkish rules. 527 00:45:52,303 --> 00:45:54,305 - If you insist. - Then try this. 528 00:45:58,350 --> 00:46:00,102 A man with an umbrella... 529 00:46:00,185 --> 00:46:01,937 ...is a man praying for rain. 530 00:46:02,021 --> 00:46:05,941 And a man without one is a fool. Never trust the weather, Sir August. 531 00:46:07,151 --> 00:46:08,485 Rain or shine... 532 00:46:09,194 --> 00:46:10,446 ...all is mine. 533 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,230 So glad you could come. 534 00:46:45,856 --> 00:46:47,650 I thought I'd drop in. 535 00:46:49,234 --> 00:46:50,402 Comfortable? 536 00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:52,363 How cozy. 537 00:46:53,197 --> 00:46:54,698 Just the two of us? 538 00:46:54,823 --> 00:46:57,117 Yes, like spoons in a drawer. 539 00:46:59,286 --> 00:47:02,331 Perhaps I could help you, if I knew what you wanted. 540 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,835 The only thing I want... 541 00:47:07,336 --> 00:47:08,420 ...is you. 542 00:47:09,171 --> 00:47:10,339 How touching. 543 00:47:10,673 --> 00:47:12,049 Join me, Emma... 544 00:47:12,466 --> 00:47:14,218 ...and we have the world. 545 00:47:14,843 --> 00:47:16,887 You would have to say "please. " 546 00:47:17,429 --> 00:47:18,597 But of course. 547 00:47:19,056 --> 00:47:20,307 If you insist. 548 00:47:24,561 --> 00:47:25,562 Please. 549 00:47:28,399 --> 00:47:29,942 When you awaken... 550 00:47:30,442 --> 00:47:32,444 ...you will remember nothing. 551 00:47:34,029 --> 00:47:35,739 Remember nothing. 552 00:47:37,032 --> 00:47:39,410 Steed? Steed, are you all right? 553 00:47:43,038 --> 00:47:45,124 I thought I was seeing double again. 554 00:47:45,207 --> 00:47:46,292 You were. 555 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:48,127 A Gemini, definitely. 556 00:47:49,253 --> 00:47:51,422 No time to lose. Here's the plan. 557 00:49:16,465 --> 00:49:20,594 Raffle tickets? Church fete. Could I possibly winkle a cake out of you? 558 00:49:20,844 --> 00:49:22,304 Or perhaps a small donation? 559 00:49:22,388 --> 00:49:23,639 Not today, thank you. 560 00:49:23,722 --> 00:49:27,101 Do come. Tombola, Lucky Dip, Pin the Tail on the Donkey- 561 00:49:27,184 --> 00:49:28,686 Nor any other day! 562 00:49:28,769 --> 00:49:31,772 If you're going to be difficult, I'm afraid I'll have to insist. 563 00:49:31,855 --> 00:49:33,315 Where's Mrs. Peel? 564 00:52:11,098 --> 00:52:12,182 Mrs. Peel? 565 00:52:21,191 --> 00:52:23,360 Don't worry, you're in my flat. 566 00:52:24,361 --> 00:52:25,446 Quite safe. 567 00:52:25,529 --> 00:52:27,114 What am I doing here? 568 00:52:27,197 --> 00:52:28,282 Having tea. 569 00:52:29,158 --> 00:52:30,326 Is that all? 570 00:52:30,492 --> 00:52:32,328 After a manner of speaking. 571 00:52:33,370 --> 00:52:34,622 Your boots... 572 00:52:35,539 --> 00:52:36,999 ...from Trubshaw. 573 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,465 They might be useful. 574 00:52:47,134 --> 00:52:48,218 Allow me. 575 00:52:52,348 --> 00:52:53,599 I was worried. 576 00:52:54,892 --> 00:52:56,477 What happened to you? 577 00:52:56,727 --> 00:52:58,812 I remember the maze, a house... 578 00:52:59,438 --> 00:53:00,689 ...some music. 579 00:53:02,024 --> 00:53:04,068 - Then nothing. - Try to remember. 580 00:53:05,694 --> 00:53:06,862 It's very important. 581 00:53:06,987 --> 00:53:09,198 I believe you're in extreme danger. 582 00:53:10,616 --> 00:53:12,576 You'd better stay here with me. 583 00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:13,661 Is that wise? 584 00:53:13,744 --> 00:53:16,497 You'll be safer here. We can talk things through. 585 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:17,957 An official debriefing. 586 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,458 No interruptions. 587 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:22,044 You live alone? No Mrs. Steed? 588 00:53:22,753 --> 00:53:24,463 Well, since you ask... 589 00:53:25,589 --> 00:53:27,925 Mrs. Steed lives in Wiltshire. 590 00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:32,096 My mother. 591 00:53:33,055 --> 00:53:35,432 I had you down as a creature of habit. 592 00:53:35,891 --> 00:53:37,309 A bachelor's life. 593 00:53:37,476 --> 00:53:39,269 It's worked quite well, until now. 594 00:53:39,353 --> 00:53:41,355 Don't tell me you never met the right girl. 595 00:53:41,438 --> 00:53:42,523 There's always the exception. 596 00:53:42,606 --> 00:53:43,691 That proves the rule? 597 00:53:43,774 --> 00:53:46,652 Quite. You're exceptional in many things. 598 00:53:47,611 --> 00:53:48,529 But duty... 599 00:53:48,612 --> 00:53:50,072 ...comes first. 600 00:53:51,782 --> 00:53:53,409 Shall we make a start? 601 00:53:53,659 --> 00:53:55,744 A time and place for everything. 602 00:54:02,001 --> 00:54:02,960 Now... 603 00:54:04,003 --> 00:54:06,130 ...is definitely the time. 604 00:54:11,927 --> 00:54:13,095 And the place. 605 00:54:17,474 --> 00:54:18,559 Too tight. 606 00:54:19,393 --> 00:54:20,394 Push. 607 00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:31,238 Do come in. 608 00:54:31,989 --> 00:54:33,073 I didn't hear you knock. 609 00:54:33,198 --> 00:54:37,328 We can dispense with formalities. I want Mrs. Peel. Interrogation. 610 00:54:37,661 --> 00:54:39,413 Nothing I could do about it. 611 00:54:39,496 --> 00:54:42,166 Security restrictions, Steed, applied to you. 612 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,835 Mrs. Peel is under arrest. 613 00:54:48,631 --> 00:54:49,715 In you go. 614 00:54:55,137 --> 00:54:56,388 Sorry, Steed. 615 00:54:56,597 --> 00:55:00,184 Father's taken control. She always wanted Mother off the case. 616 00:55:03,687 --> 00:55:06,815 There's only one place to go, but I'll need clearance. 617 00:55:07,274 --> 00:55:08,275 I'll fix it. 618 00:55:52,361 --> 00:55:53,320 Hello? 619 00:55:53,404 --> 00:55:54,405 Hello. 620 00:55:55,364 --> 00:55:57,616 Brenda told me to expect you, Steed. 621 00:55:59,535 --> 00:56:00,494 Hello? 622 00:56:01,370 --> 00:56:02,454 Talk to the pipe. 623 00:56:02,538 --> 00:56:04,039 That usually helps. 624 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,292 Colonel Jones? 625 00:56:06,875 --> 00:56:09,211 Don't worry about me being invisible. 626 00:56:09,712 --> 00:56:12,089 Other than that, I'm perfectly normal. 627 00:56:12,631 --> 00:56:13,632 I see. 628 00:56:13,882 --> 00:56:15,384 Or rather, you don't. 629 00:56:15,467 --> 00:56:19,888 Learnt the trick in camouflage, till the accident made rather a mess of things. 630 00:56:20,222 --> 00:56:21,765 Now I'm stuck away in the basement. 631 00:56:21,849 --> 00:56:23,434 Lucky if I even get the tea trolley. 632 00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,769 I'm afraid I don't have much time. 633 00:56:25,853 --> 00:56:28,314 I'd like you to take a look at this map. 634 00:56:32,609 --> 00:56:34,695 I want to know something more about... 635 00:56:34,778 --> 00:56:36,530 ...the Prospero Program. 636 00:56:38,365 --> 00:56:39,950 Where'd you find this? 637 00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:41,535 Wonderland Weather. 638 00:56:42,828 --> 00:56:44,622 Retail meteorology. 639 00:56:50,085 --> 00:56:52,630 I believe you've jogged my memory, Steed. 640 00:56:53,339 --> 00:56:55,883 I may have to dig a little deeper, though. 641 00:56:58,010 --> 00:56:59,011 Shall I? 642 00:56:59,303 --> 00:57:00,387 Follow me. 643 00:57:03,807 --> 00:57:06,560 Hello, Mrs. Peel. Welcome back to The Ministry. 644 00:57:06,685 --> 00:57:08,228 Now, we're going to have a talk. 645 00:57:08,312 --> 00:57:10,397 About the weather? How topical. 646 00:57:10,689 --> 00:57:12,066 It'll help pass the time. 647 00:57:12,149 --> 00:57:14,526 Time would pass anyway, if you think about it logically. 648 00:57:14,652 --> 00:57:16,820 But so few do think logically or even anti-logically. 649 00:57:16,904 --> 00:57:19,865 Clockwise or anti-clockwise. Tick-tock, tock-tick. Seesaw, Margery Daw. 650 00:57:19,949 --> 00:57:24,453 It amounts to the same thing. After all, how do you know I'm the real Mrs. Peel? 651 00:57:24,536 --> 00:57:26,914 How real do you feel, Mrs. Peel? 652 00:57:27,414 --> 00:57:28,582 I'll repeat the question... 653 00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:32,336 ...bypassing the weather, which, being British, we'll return to in a moment. 654 00:57:32,419 --> 00:57:34,880 Do I walk like Mrs. Peel? Talk like Mrs. Peel? 655 00:57:35,005 --> 00:57:37,257 Am I witty, wise, wonderful to know? 656 00:57:37,633 --> 00:57:39,760 Or do I go around shooting Ministry agents... 657 00:57:39,843 --> 00:57:41,929 ...attempting to rule the world on my days off? 658 00:57:42,012 --> 00:57:44,056 Now you're just playing games. 659 00:57:53,190 --> 00:57:55,651 Of course! The Ministry cloning program. 660 00:57:56,068 --> 00:57:58,988 Sir August ran it, but it appears he went too far. 661 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,740 Some of his more advanced experiments... 662 00:58:02,324 --> 00:58:03,659 ...are not too pleasant. 663 00:58:03,742 --> 00:58:05,536 So they pulled him off it. 664 00:58:06,578 --> 00:58:07,913 Anything else? 665 00:58:09,373 --> 00:58:12,001 As I recall, there was some former Ministry land used... 666 00:58:12,084 --> 00:58:16,880 ...as a secret military installation and sold by us to Sir August years ago. 667 00:58:18,132 --> 00:58:20,217 And authorized by Father. 668 00:58:21,468 --> 00:58:23,345 Eeny-meeny-miny-mole. 669 00:58:25,889 --> 00:58:27,558 And this is the site. 670 00:58:29,393 --> 00:58:30,769 But where is it? 671 00:58:30,936 --> 00:58:35,024 According to your map, it's an island right here in the middle of London. 672 00:58:37,526 --> 00:58:40,237 It must be where he's controlling the weather. 673 00:58:44,241 --> 00:58:45,868 Why did you never tell anyone? 674 00:58:45,951 --> 00:58:47,578 Nobody ever asked. 675 00:58:51,081 --> 00:58:54,501 These changes in weather are controlled and aggressive. 676 00:58:55,002 --> 00:58:58,047 Yes, Prime Minister. We're monitoring the situation. 677 00:58:58,422 --> 00:59:01,467 The Council of Ministers is now in emergency session. 678 00:59:03,969 --> 00:59:06,513 The weather is getting worse by the minute. 679 00:59:17,399 --> 00:59:18,400 Now... 680 00:59:18,901 --> 00:59:21,153 ...is the winter of your discontent. 681 00:59:22,738 --> 00:59:23,906 Above you... 682 00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:26,325 ...the weather is changing. 683 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:29,119 The temperature is dropping. 684 00:59:30,162 --> 00:59:31,914 Soon it will be freezing. 685 00:59:33,999 --> 00:59:35,000 Why? 686 00:59:36,293 --> 00:59:39,797 Because the weather is no longer in God's hands, but in mine. 687 00:59:44,301 --> 00:59:45,552 Those clouds... 688 00:59:45,636 --> 00:59:47,471 ...all controlled by me... 689 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:49,723 ...are recreating the weather. 690 00:59:50,808 --> 00:59:52,393 I have set off... 691 00:59:52,977 --> 00:59:54,603 ...a chain reaction... 692 00:59:55,771 --> 00:59:59,358 ...that will paralyze and ultimately destroy the city. 693 01:00:03,112 --> 01:00:04,488 The countdown... 694 01:00:05,114 --> 01:00:06,699 ...has already begun. 695 01:00:09,243 --> 01:00:11,704 And this is merely the beginning! 696 01:00:12,329 --> 01:00:14,290 This is outrageous! It's blackmail! 697 01:00:14,373 --> 01:00:15,791 Do shut up! 698 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,838 Hundreds of millions will die. They'll drown... 699 01:00:21,588 --> 01:00:22,673 ...burn... 700 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,008 ...freeze. 701 01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,052 You... 702 01:00:27,594 --> 01:00:29,388 ...and your governments... 703 01:00:29,596 --> 01:00:31,015 ...have no choice. 704 01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:35,811 You will buy your weather from me... 705 01:00:37,688 --> 01:00:40,149 ...and, by God, you'll pay for it. 706 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,192 Unacceptable! 707 01:00:43,694 --> 01:00:48,115 Any attempt at interference will only lead to automatic annihilation. 708 01:00:51,201 --> 01:00:52,661 And, by the way... 709 01:00:53,495 --> 01:00:55,456 ...you have until midnight... 710 01:00:57,708 --> 01:00:58,876 ...tonight! 711 01:01:07,509 --> 01:01:09,261 Alice, are you all right? 712 01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:11,847 Sir August's demands. 713 01:01:12,014 --> 01:01:15,184 He wants them delivered directly to the Prime Minister. 714 01:01:17,227 --> 01:01:20,981 "Ten percent of our gross national product annually. " That's preposterous. 715 01:01:21,065 --> 01:01:22,399 There will be no negotiation. 716 01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:24,026 His words exactly. 717 01:01:24,234 --> 01:01:28,280 He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will get colder and colder... 718 01:01:28,364 --> 01:01:31,492 ...until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up. 719 01:01:32,451 --> 01:01:34,745 Did Sir August torture you, Alice? 720 01:01:36,163 --> 01:01:37,998 No, he didn't have to. 721 01:01:38,332 --> 01:01:39,833 Knows everything already. 722 01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:41,877 Breach of security, top level. 723 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,089 Father. 724 01:01:48,133 --> 01:01:49,385 Alert security. 725 01:01:53,806 --> 01:01:55,057 Sorry, Father. 726 01:01:55,432 --> 01:01:56,684 The game's up. 727 01:01:56,767 --> 01:01:59,687 Careful, it might go off. We don't want another accident. 728 01:01:59,770 --> 01:02:01,522 Half-working, as you are. 729 01:02:02,106 --> 01:02:05,067 Poor Mother, finally figured it out. But too late. 730 01:02:05,192 --> 01:02:07,236 Nonsense. Mother knows best. 731 01:02:07,695 --> 01:02:09,738 I want you to release Mrs. Peel. 732 01:02:10,072 --> 01:02:11,156 Certainly. 733 01:02:11,282 --> 01:02:12,533 But which one? 734 01:02:24,295 --> 01:02:26,588 It really isn't Mother's day. 735 01:02:57,828 --> 01:02:59,288 On course to base. 736 01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:02,207 Seven degrees east, north by northwest. 737 01:03:04,168 --> 01:03:05,669 Navigation control. 738 01:03:06,003 --> 01:03:08,005 Anti-cyclone. Pull the right. 739 01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:10,382 I have Mrs. Peel on board... 740 01:03:10,591 --> 01:03:12,259 ...and heading back to base. 741 01:03:12,343 --> 01:03:14,803 We'll keep you informed of our progress. 742 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,597 Message end. 743 01:03:46,919 --> 01:03:49,046 The balloon, Steed. The balloon. 744 01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:50,547 Don't mind me. 745 01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:16,156 You're drifting. 746 01:04:25,749 --> 01:04:28,752 You're drifting off course. You're losing altitude. 747 01:04:37,511 --> 01:04:39,263 You've drifted off course! 748 01:06:36,005 --> 01:06:37,840 Prince Charming, I presume? 749 01:06:38,090 --> 01:06:39,591 Hardly, I'm afraid. 750 01:06:41,802 --> 01:06:44,346 A micro-tag concealed in your boots. 751 01:06:45,681 --> 01:06:46,849 Thank you... 752 01:06:47,057 --> 01:06:48,225 Trubshaw. 753 01:06:50,436 --> 01:06:51,895 Are you all right? 754 01:06:55,399 --> 01:06:57,401 And the other Mrs. Peel? 755 01:06:58,193 --> 01:06:59,737 Dispatched, I think. 756 01:07:00,946 --> 01:07:02,197 Sad, in a way. 757 01:07:02,781 --> 01:07:04,408 Here, let me help you. 758 01:07:22,259 --> 01:07:23,510 I wonder... 759 01:07:57,127 --> 01:07:59,213 Unless I'm very much mistaken... 760 01:08:00,297 --> 01:08:02,091 ...that was a kiss, Steed. 761 01:08:04,218 --> 01:08:05,219 Yes. 762 01:08:06,553 --> 01:08:07,721 Technically. 763 01:08:08,472 --> 01:08:09,640 "Technically?" 764 01:08:09,807 --> 01:08:13,268 Well, I would never presume. It was more in the spirit of... 765 01:08:13,686 --> 01:08:15,312 ...scientific inquiry. 766 01:08:16,814 --> 01:08:18,857 Hard evidence, you might say. 767 01:08:19,692 --> 01:08:21,402 I realized that immediately. 768 01:08:21,485 --> 01:08:22,945 Of course you did. 769 01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:25,322 I needed proof that you were... 770 01:08:26,949 --> 01:08:28,659 ...definitely Mrs. Peel. 771 01:08:29,576 --> 01:08:30,577 I see. 772 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:32,955 And... 773 01:08:34,415 --> 01:08:35,666 ...convinced? 774 01:08:37,001 --> 01:08:38,168 Well, I'm... 775 01:08:39,128 --> 01:08:40,587 ...still thinking. 776 01:08:41,547 --> 01:08:44,174 Dense cloud formations moving northeast, sir. 777 01:08:45,676 --> 01:08:47,720 Some sort of radio transmitter. 778 01:08:49,513 --> 01:08:51,974 Of course we have it under control, sir. 779 01:08:54,184 --> 01:08:56,186 Not quite under control, but- 780 01:08:58,522 --> 01:08:59,607 Yes, sir. 781 01:09:00,274 --> 01:09:01,734 I understand, sir. 782 01:09:02,443 --> 01:09:04,987 Our agents are on the case right now, sir. 783 01:09:06,739 --> 01:09:08,157 Two of them, sir. 784 01:09:09,867 --> 01:09:10,868 A man... 785 01:09:11,619 --> 01:09:13,162 ...and a woman, sir. 786 01:09:36,268 --> 01:09:37,436 According to Colonel Jones... 787 01:09:37,561 --> 01:09:41,607 ...this is the site of a Ministry installation sold off years ago to- 788 01:09:41,774 --> 01:09:43,901 - Wonderland Weather, I bet. - Quite. 789 01:10:12,805 --> 01:10:14,306 Something up ahead. 790 01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:24,233 Alas, poor Teddy... 791 01:10:24,942 --> 01:10:26,402 I knew him, Steed. 792 01:10:26,902 --> 01:10:27,987 Penrose... 793 01:10:28,904 --> 01:10:30,990 ...head of Antimatter Fission... 794 01:10:31,156 --> 01:10:32,408 ...at Prospero. 795 01:10:33,450 --> 01:10:35,703 The teddy bears are having a picnic. 796 01:10:35,911 --> 01:10:37,413 We're getting warm. 797 01:10:46,213 --> 01:10:47,631 Seems familiar. 798 01:10:54,930 --> 01:10:56,682 Mrs. Peel, you're needed. 799 01:11:01,395 --> 01:11:02,479 Excuse me. 800 01:11:03,147 --> 01:11:05,149 Equipment needs adjusting. 801 01:11:05,649 --> 01:11:07,359 Nothing broken, I hope. 802 01:11:07,526 --> 01:11:08,777 My umbrella. 803 01:11:10,195 --> 01:11:11,655 Tight fit in here. 804 01:11:12,197 --> 01:11:13,532 Allow me. 805 01:11:14,992 --> 01:11:16,785 How now, brown cow? 806 01:11:17,328 --> 01:11:18,495 Welcome. 807 01:12:00,454 --> 01:12:02,289 There must be a hatch somewhere. 808 01:12:02,373 --> 01:12:05,709 I need to locate the circuits, break the codes and disconnect the wires. 809 01:12:05,793 --> 01:12:07,211 How will you know if it works? 810 01:12:07,294 --> 01:12:09,171 I won't, until I make the right connection. 811 01:12:09,254 --> 01:12:10,839 So much for science. 812 01:12:12,216 --> 01:12:13,926 I'll stick to swordplay. 813 01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:21,141 This must be it. 814 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:26,939 Don't wait for me. 815 01:12:27,022 --> 01:12:28,524 Perish the thought. 816 01:12:29,024 --> 01:12:30,276 Just one thing. 817 01:12:30,442 --> 01:12:31,527 Good luck? 818 01:12:31,777 --> 01:12:34,863 Something like that. Not that you need it, of course. 819 01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:04,685 Bailey... 820 01:13:05,102 --> 01:13:06,353 ...take her. 821 01:13:07,605 --> 01:13:09,231 I'll attend to Steed. 822 01:15:28,579 --> 01:15:29,830 Oh, fuck! 823 01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:46,096 Weather system... 824 01:15:46,221 --> 01:15:48,265 ...level one and rising. 825 01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:54,271 Weather system... 826 01:15:54,355 --> 01:15:55,606 ...level two... 827 01:15:55,940 --> 01:15:57,191 ...and rising. 828 01:15:58,275 --> 01:16:00,069 Storm system activated. 829 01:16:18,629 --> 01:16:20,673 Weather system, level six... 830 01:16:21,298 --> 01:16:22,466 ...and rising. 831 01:16:35,062 --> 01:16:37,982 John Steed. What a horses arse of a name. 832 01:16:38,983 --> 01:16:41,652 Clearly, you're not a racing man, Sir August. 833 01:16:41,986 --> 01:16:45,531 Anyway, I have no time for pleasantries. We have a score to settle. 834 01:16:45,614 --> 01:16:48,158 Are you sure you're up for this, dear boy? 835 01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:51,328 Absolutely, old chap. 836 01:16:59,503 --> 01:17:01,046 You'll pay for that. 837 01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:11,181 Target locked. 838 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:17,521 Warning. 839 01:17:17,855 --> 01:17:19,773 Weather silo activated. 840 01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:39,543 Not bad for an amateur. 841 01:17:39,627 --> 01:17:41,211 I'm not one to boast. 842 01:17:41,295 --> 01:17:43,672 Modest. And much to be modest about. 843 01:18:00,397 --> 01:18:02,191 Unauthorized entry. 844 01:18:46,193 --> 01:18:47,444 Time to die. 845 01:18:48,529 --> 01:18:49,780 Not just yet. 846 01:20:18,035 --> 01:20:19,286 Was it red... 847 01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:21,121 ...or was it black? 848 01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:26,085 Here it goes. 849 01:20:26,752 --> 01:20:28,545 Eeny-meeny-miny... 850 01:20:35,803 --> 01:20:36,887 Shutdown. 851 01:20:37,972 --> 01:20:39,056 Shutdown. 852 01:21:07,418 --> 01:21:08,419 Here... 853 01:21:09,003 --> 01:21:10,170 ...Mrs. Peel. 854 01:21:11,005 --> 01:21:12,256 What kept you? 855 01:21:13,215 --> 01:21:14,383 The weather. 856 01:21:18,387 --> 01:21:19,722 Auto destruct... 857 01:21:20,264 --> 01:21:22,182 ...three, two, one... 858 01:21:27,104 --> 01:21:28,188 You must be joking. 859 01:21:28,314 --> 01:21:30,941 And I thought you had it all under control. 860 01:21:31,483 --> 01:21:32,901 Here. Into the pod. 861 01:21:32,985 --> 01:21:34,778 There must be a way out. 862 01:21:37,573 --> 01:21:38,824 Seal the hatch. 863 01:21:57,635 --> 01:22:00,929 Yes, sir. Confirm reports the storm is dropping. 864 01:22:02,514 --> 01:22:05,267 A spot of internal trouble. I took a firm grip. 865 01:22:05,809 --> 01:22:07,436 One or two casualties. 866 01:22:07,978 --> 01:22:09,897 No word yet from our people. 867 01:22:11,315 --> 01:22:12,566 Thank you, sir. 868 01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:16,278 Pity about Steed and Mrs. Peel. 869 01:22:17,196 --> 01:22:18,614 Missing in action? 870 01:22:19,657 --> 01:22:22,660 Better send out a search party. You never can tell. 871 01:22:56,527 --> 01:22:58,988 "The owl and the pussycat went to sea. " 872 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,448 "In a beautiful pea-green boat. " 873 01:23:01,991 --> 01:23:03,450 A perfect morning. 874 01:23:03,534 --> 01:23:04,618 Bit chilly. 875 01:23:04,952 --> 01:23:07,121 I think we deserve some champagne. 876 01:23:16,547 --> 01:23:17,631 A toast... 877 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:19,466 ...to a job well done. 878 01:23:19,633 --> 01:23:21,135 To a narrow escape. 879 01:23:22,886 --> 01:23:23,971 Macaroon? 880 01:23:26,056 --> 01:23:27,474 Thank you, Steed. 881 01:23:27,725 --> 01:23:28,726 No, no. 882 01:23:29,184 --> 01:23:30,894 Thank you, Mrs. Peel.