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Ripped and corrected by
- YoungJedi -

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CJ ENM PRESENTS

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A CJ ENM / TWELVE JOURNEY FILM

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EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
CHOI JIN HEE

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FINANCING EXECUTIVE
LIM JI YOUNG

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CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
PARK JI YOUNG

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PRODUCERS
LEE JIN EUN / YEON DONG EUN / CHOI YOON HEE

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PRODUCERS
LIM EUN JUNG / YI JAE MIN

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DIRECTED BY
JEONG GA YOUNG

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WRITTEN BY
JEONG GA YOUNG / WANG HYEJI

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JUN JONGSEO
SON SUKKU

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YOUTH START-UP AGENCY
GRANT APPLICATION

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I CAN DO IT

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Wake up, idiot!

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Idiot, wake up!

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I love it.

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<i>I love it, too.</i>

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I'm better than her, right?

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<i>Of course.</i>

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Then why are you marrying her?

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<i>I'm coming.</i>

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<i>Hey, look at me</i>

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- Huh?
- <i>and tell me that I'm pretty...</i>

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<i>I wanted to impress you</i>

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<i>so I wore a skirt for the first time</i>

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<i>You okay, honey?</i>

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Screw you.

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<i>The exact same dream every time...</i>

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<i>Aren't you sick of it, Ja-young?</i>

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<i>It's not only 15-year-old boys
who have wet dreams.</i>

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<i>A 29-year-old woman can have one too.
The only difference is</i>

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<i>you don't need to feel embarrassed.</i>

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JA-YOUNG, FIND MR. RIGHT ON LOVE BRIDGE
AND MAKE THE NEW YEAR RICHER ♥♥♥

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NOTHING SERIOUS

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Why do people read magazines?

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Tell me. Anyone?

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Go on, Hyung-joon.

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At the forefront of trend, magazines
provide accurate and useful—

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Next.

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Along with information,
we stimulate guilty pleasure—

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Haven't you been here longer than him?

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How come you're on the exact same level?

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Next!

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We create a friendly atmosphere
that leads to purchases—

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That's it!

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- Yes.
- Spot on.

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Create the feeling of an old friend

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who really understands you!

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Because they're bored?

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Correct, darling.

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You read magazines to kill time
because life is unbearably dull!

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But what if it's a dull read?
Is that acceptable?

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If you can't write a fabulous story,
then find a writer who can!

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Or get yourself into a spectacular mess.

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Choi Macho, who quit last month,

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launched an independent webzine
and hit the jackpot.

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Remember how he got so obsessed
with his sex column on sex toys

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that he ended up going to a urologist?

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I'm afraid it has lost its function.

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I was so moved by his passion
I expensed his treatment.

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His webzine is all the
craze on social media.

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That's what magazines are about. Engage
the readers' attention with clickbait,

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then make them furious, cry, and laugh!

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What, they broke up again?
Oh my God, what happened?

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I heard from my friend's cousin's
distant relative yada yada…

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blah blah blah…

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yada yada blah blah...

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Woori.

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Yes, chief.

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Why are you still here
when Choi Macho has left?

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Excuse me?

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I heard some of his old colleagues
helped him with the launch.

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I haven't talked to him in a while.

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Whatever. Take over his sex column.

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Me?

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But I'm doing the culture section.

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Isn't sex culture?

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I'm also writing the sports column.

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Isn't sex sports?

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I was asked by the politics department—

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Isn't sex politics?

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You majored in creative writing, right?

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It's shitty you're stuck
writing for a magazine, huh?

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Not at all.

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- On my desk by holiday's end.
- Yes, chief.

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Have a good day.

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Would you like this seat?

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<i>Give me your hands.
They're warm.</i>

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<i>Honey,</i>

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let me tidy up your hair.

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Is that okay?

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I love you.

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<i>I love you, too.</i>

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What? You're sick of me?

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Yes, I am!

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I thought you'd be hot and cool,

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but you're an alcoholic nympho
with delusional jealousy

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like Kathy Bates in Misery!

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Fine, let's break up.

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But you should really see a doctor

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for your premature ejaculation.

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Did you hear that?

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- He has PE.
- Oh, shit...

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I hope you can find treatment
and meet someone nice.

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Ham Ja-young!

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Ham Ja-young!

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Hey, watch it.

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JA-YOUNG, FIND MR. RIGHT ON LOVE BRIDGE
AND MAKE THE NEW YEAR RICHER ♥♥♥

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Damn this alert!

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Hey, dad.

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Can you make more takeout boxes?
The gimbap place is closed today.

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We'll be really busy today.

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Okay.

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Hey, are you free this Saturday?

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Why?

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Grandma's in the hospital.

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What?

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She sprained her back
getting off the bus.

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- Is she okay?
- She's fine.

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She has a lot of friends there,
so it's a party.

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Oh, grandma...

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Don't “Oh, grandma” me.

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You bothered her for your podcast,
and now, you don't call her.

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I was going to call.

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I almost forgot.
This came for you.

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KOREA YOUTH START-UP AGENCY

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APPLICATION RESULT

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GRANT APPROVED

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Dad!

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What? What is it?

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I got it!

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Dad!
I'm so happy!

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Is it good?

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It's really really good!

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CHOI MACHO

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SPECIAL THANKS TO
CHOI JINSU, PARK WOORI, SON YOUNGMI

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Idiot!

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Hey, Yeon-hee.

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Hi, Woori.

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Did you get home alright last night?

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Of course, thanks to you.

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Good.

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Did you... want coffee?

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No, I'm good.

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I don't want you to worry about the column.
It's really not my kind of stuff—

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Huh?

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Why would I worry about that?

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You know...

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- Oh, and...
- I wanted to tell you...

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I'm getting engaged.

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My boyfriend came back last month.

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I didn't mean to hide it from you.
We'd actually broken up.

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Anyway, I feel I owe you so much.
I enjoyed your company, too.

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See you around.

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BITCH ON THE BEACH - THE MUSICAL

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Ja-young's celebratory drink is on me.

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Woo-sung!

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- Thanks, man.
- You're so handsome.

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Excuse me!

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- I'll be right back.
- The food is so good.

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Congratulations!
I told you you'd make it.

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No, you said the exact opposite.
You said it's a failure in the making.

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Thank you all for being happy for me!
At 29, friends are all I have.

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Cheers!

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What about Min-seok?

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Now, who's that?

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Your boyfriend of one month?

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What did I miss?

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You broke up with him already?

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Yeon-hee is getting engaged?

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But she's been sleeping with you all along.

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Women are scary creatures.

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It's all your fault.

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If only I didn't get that
stupid sex column.

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No, she's lying.

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What about?

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She lied about getting engaged
because you're terrible in bed.

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Will you cut the crap, please?

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It's bitter, isn't it?

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I kind of knew you were terrible in bed.
No surprise there.

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Shut your mouth, wank maniac.

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What did you call me, mad dick?

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Never mind, just look here.

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Give me a pose.

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- What are you doing? I'm tired.
- Come on.

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- Cut it out.
- I said pose!

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- Just one good pose!
- Cut it out, man.

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I like it!
It makes your dick look huge.

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Do you want to screw up your life?

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Start a relationship.

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The secret to happiness is
not being in a relationship.

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Simple as that.

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Can we go back to the wet dream story?

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I woke up right before orgasm.

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By the way,
how come it's better in your dreams?

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It's so damn hard to cum in real life,

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but in dreams, all my senses are awake.

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So good.

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Alright, that's enough.

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I heard sex dreams are
associated with money.

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Should I buy lottery tickets?

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No, a sex dream means
you want to have sex.

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Can we have some class, girls?

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My hubby would freak out
if he heard this conversation.

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What hubby?

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You never know till
you walk down the aisle.

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Hmm... fuck off.

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I'm the best divorce lawyer you can find.
I'd be happy to represent you.

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I will never require your services.
Thank you.

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She's so annoying.

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Excuse me!

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No more X-rated talks until I come back,
only R-rated.

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Okay.

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What do you want from a relationship?

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Love, or do you simply miss dick?

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I read somewhere
love is in your head in your teens,

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in your heart in your 20s
and below the belly button in your 30s.

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This big-cock-implying picture is good.

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- What's your blood type?
- Type O.

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- Your epitaph?
- I don't have one.

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Then you gotta make one,
one that stands out.

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“Lived a lazy life very diligently.”

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That's good! But no.

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“Fuck the Korean school system”?

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I like that too, but no.

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“Are you that tough?
Meet me on the roof.”

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That's not it.

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Roof... outside... sex?

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Outdoor sex?
We're getting somewhere.

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Meet me on the roof.

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Okay.

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And done!

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SNOW WHITE, 23

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Dammit.

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JA-YOUNG, FIND MR. RIGHT ON LOVE BRIDGE
AND MAKE THE NEW YEAR RICHER ♥♥♥

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The stupid same alert again.

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What is it?

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Do you know ‘LOVE BRIDGE'?

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Why do you have that app?

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I downloaded it out of rage
after breaking up last night.

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It's sending alerts nonstop.

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A dating app?

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A friend from college met
a teacher with this and got married.

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Apparently, you can find good ones, too.

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What good ones?

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It's an app for those who crave sex

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and want to have an
awkward, shady meetup that ends dirty.

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How about,
“Good old-fashioned holiday fling”?

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What the hell, man?

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You got dumped and have a column to write.
That's two birds with one stone.

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Don't feel all alone on a holiday.
Find your match on LOVE BRIDGE

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and make your new year fuller.

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Fuller... full boobs.

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Are you crazy?

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Do you want to meet some psycho,
get raped, murdered, then dismembered?

256
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,458
Just delete the app.
You'll be 30 next year.

257
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:39,332
You can't keep getting
into bad relationships.

258
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,541
You just haven't met the one like I have.

259
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,000
You meet the one
and live happily ever after.

260
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,499
Are you listening to me?

261
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,166
What?

262
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:54,291
I refuse to waste energy on such an
emotion-draining activity like love.

263
00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:55,416
Do as you please.

264
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:58,082
Even Shakespeare defined love
as a mental illness.

265
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,791
You can't love people these days.

266
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:06,416
They come with all kinds of
emotional baggage.

267
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,499
You end up seeing the worst
in each other and break up.

268
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:14,583
You know, women can't stand
to see the men they've dumped end up happy.

269
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,875
So I'm supposed to find happiness here?

270
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:20,541
I'm not telling you to find love!
Have some fun.

271
00:16:20,624 --> 00:16:23,207
Tread that fine line
between love and lust.

272
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,958
That's what the readers love.

273
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,416
What woman in her right mind would
agree to interview for a sex column?

274
00:16:29,499 --> 00:16:30,124
Why would you tell her?

275
00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:33,291
Are you crazy?
You have to if it's an interview.

276
00:16:33,332 --> 00:16:37,583
Not if you write anonymously,
and not if you rewrite creatively.

277
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:46,541
Just imagine you're writing a novel.
This is just a story.

278
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:50,332
You get pages to write, get paid,

279
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:53,207
and monitor readers' reactions.
That's three birds.

280
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:55,624
Come on.

281
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,207
What...

282
00:16:57,291 --> 00:17:01,000
You're a good writer,
but the book didn't work out.

283
00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:07,916
Just don't quit that job
hastily like I did.

284
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:11,750
It's a decent place,
if you get on with that chief editor.

285
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:17,082
So you don't want a relationship,
but you want sex.

286
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,791
Dating apps are the answer then.

287
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:23,958
It's actually convenient.
What they want is clear and simple.

288
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,666
What if I clearly and simply catch an STD?

289
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,791
If you catch an STD,
I'm not sharing food with you again.

290
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,166
I'm Ham Ja-young, the Legend!

291
00:17:32,249 --> 00:17:35,541
How could someone of my caliber
go swim in a kiddy pool?

292
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,875
You have someone on your hit list?

293
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:44,207
There's a cute one at my gym.
I'm gonna get him very soon.

294
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:48,207
Oh shit, Ja-young!
Namgung Sang-woo is getting married.

295
00:17:49,082 --> 00:17:52,541
What a perfect end to your day.

296
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,958
He was the love of your life.

297
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,124
They go away and get married,
all of them.

298
00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:00,416
Hey!

299
00:18:00,499 --> 00:18:01,416
What?

300
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,624
What I meant was...

301
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:12,332
Don't be disheartened.
You can meet someone, you will.

302
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:16,791
That cute hunk from the gym,
bring him over.

303
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:21,249
If I get him here
in front of you by next week,

304
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:23,166
what do I get?

305
00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:26,000
Why should you get anything
for bringing a guy here?

306
00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:26,624
Why?

307
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:31,750
Because I need motivation!
Come on, place your bets.

308
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:38,875
I sincerely root for your new beginning,

309
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:42,624
but I'm gonna bet 100,000 won
on you failing this one.

310
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:44,875
I bet 200,000.

311
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,958
- Hello.
- <i>Hi.</i>

312
00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:06,583
Hey.

313
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:07,750
Hey.

314
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,332
Do you like beer?

315
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,833
Sure.

316
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,833
Do you want to have one later?

317
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,249
I'd like that, yes.

318
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,124
Okay.

319
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:24,666
Mom!

320
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,499
Here's your protein, honey.

321
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,332
I'm going for a beer with this lady.
You want to come?

322
00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:35,291
Just one though,
you don't want a beer belly.

323
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,541
Of course not.

324
00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:38,583
Be wise and choose low cal snacks.

325
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,124
- Like dried fish fillet.
- Okay.

326
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:44,499
- Dried fish is a perfect match for beer.
- Sure.

327
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,791
- Be home by midnight.
- Okay, mom.

328
00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:51,666
<i>Book clubs are
the new hot spot for hookups.</i>

329
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,708
<i>Hyewha Book Club is the hottest.</i>

330
00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:59,791
<i>Go for the first guy you make
eye contact with.</i>

331
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:11,666
<i>Honestly, what you want are strong legs.
Climbers are always worth the climb.</i>

332
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,791
Ow...

333
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,750
<i>You okay?</i>

334
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:23,624
<i>The true, meant-to-be one strikes you
like lightning.</i>

335
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,082
<i>Wake up, this is the last stop.</i>

336
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:29,916
<i>You have to catch that moment.</i>

337
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:36,875
<i>“Wanna grab a coffee?”
A classic that never fails.</i>

338
00:20:37,082 --> 00:20:38,916
Do you want to have coffee?

339
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:50,207
But what if you feel your ancestors
aren't looking out for you?

340
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,249
You must honor them with a ritual.

341
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,916
I'll offer you as a sacrifice, fraud!

342
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:06,750
Dammit.

343
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:13,583
What happened to all the normal ones?

344
00:21:15,249 --> 00:21:19,875
I have 30 million won in student loans,
and 60 million won in key money loans

345
00:21:20,332 --> 00:21:21,708
totaling 93,682,000 won in debt...

346
00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:24,374
That's the third time you've said that.

347
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,374
Can't you have a proper relationship?

348
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:33,624
How can I, with debt
totaling 96,380,000 won?

349
00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:36,541
Let's say debtors can date.

350
00:21:36,624 --> 00:21:40,666
How many men are worth
spending my resources dating

351
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:46,082
while paying off 96,380,000 won?

352
00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:51,374
Still, at 29, I need sex to live.

353
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:56,000
America has the same problem.
You know what their biggest issue is?

354
00:21:56,082 --> 00:22:00,000
The accumulated sexual frustration
of the 20s and 30s.

355
00:22:00,207 --> 00:22:01,833
And what does that tell you?

356
00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:05,291
Being fluent in English
doesn't solve the problem.

357
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,082
There goes your choplogic again.

358
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:15,499
Drink this and go home,
or you'll suffer tomorrow.

359
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,541
Why did you give me this?

360
00:22:19,624 --> 00:22:21,041
To sober you up.

361
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:22,624
What...

362
00:22:23,249 --> 00:22:24,166
Why are you looking at me like that?

363
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:30,541
What are you doing?
Pull it up! I mean it.

364
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,458
IT'S NEW YEAR'S DAY.
DON'T COME IN TO WORK.

365
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,000
Shit, it's New Year's Day.

366
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:15,082
Nooooo! Stop!

367
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:33,332
JA-YOUNG, FIND MR. RIGHT ON LOVE BRIDGE
AND MAKE THE NEW YEAR RICHER ♥♥♥

368
00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:37,541
DELETE APP?

369
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:43,458
One week turned into 1,000 days,
and you turned into stone.

370
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:47,374
You owe me 100,00 won.

371
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,958
ID: <i>PRETTYHUGE</i>

372
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,249
HEY, BABE! WHERE YOU AT?

373
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:13,000
HI!

374
00:24:15,082 --> 00:24:17,541
WANT ME TO COME OVER?
I'M FEELING PRETTY HOT.

375
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:18,916
What the hell?

376
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:21,833
My eyes!

377
00:24:24,082 --> 00:24:25,583
<i>BANANASKIN
CANDYTHIEF</i>

378
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,249
<i>TOUCHYOUALLOVER
WITHMETONIGHT</i>

379
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,332
...<i>TWEETYBIRD</i> LIKES YOUR PROFILE!

380
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:43,166
MAK JA-YOUNG, 29

381
00:24:44,624 --> 00:24:46,124
Sorry I'm late!

382
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:54,541
It's from mom. Take it.

383
00:24:55,374 --> 00:25:00,374
Mak Ja-young...
as in, “sleeps around”?

384
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:17,791
Excuse me.

385
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:18,708
Yeah?

386
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:20,833
Are you Mak Ja-young?

387
00:25:21,249 --> 00:25:23,541
Yeah, that's me.

388
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,791
I'm... from LOVE BRIDGE.

389
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,249
I'm Tweety Bird.

390
00:25:29,624 --> 00:25:30,541
Oh, hi!

391
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:31,833
Hi.

392
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:35,875
Did you give blood?

393
00:25:36,332 --> 00:25:41,666
I got here early and saw a blood van.

394
00:25:43,207 --> 00:25:44,082
Uh...

395
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,416
Shall we take a walk? Maybe?

396
00:25:48,499 --> 00:25:51,583
Shall we? Sounds good.

397
00:25:56,082 --> 00:26:01,082
Are you trying to look like
Hyun Bin from that movie?

398
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,499
That wasn't my intention.

399
00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:07,833
Do you belong to a cult by any chance?

400
00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,541
No, do you?

401
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:14,499
Of course not. I'm not crazy.

402
00:26:16,499 --> 00:26:18,666
Do you have a wife?

403
00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:22,000
What are you doing?

404
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:26,291
It's a simple question.
There's no harm in checking.

405
00:26:27,124 --> 00:26:29,374
I don't.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.

406
00:26:31,249 --> 00:26:33,750
And you're not expecting your mom

407
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:37,583
or planning on telling her everything?

408
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:40,458
No, my mom... we rarely talk.

409
00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:41,791
- Okay.
- Okay.

410
00:26:44,207 --> 00:26:46,458
For your information,

411
00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:49,332
my dad's a homicide detective.

412
00:26:50,499 --> 00:26:51,875
Well, thank him for his service.

413
00:26:52,124 --> 00:26:54,458
I'm hungry after giving blood.
Let's go eat something.

414
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,499
Okay.

415
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:59,082
Shall we make an introduction first?

416
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,958
“Sleep Around” can't be your real name.

417
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,875
- Promise you won't laugh.
- I promise.

418
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,791
It's Ham Ja-young [“Sleeps Once”].

419
00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,708
My name is Park Woori.

420
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:16,458
- Park Woori?
- Yes.

421
00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:18,332
As in… “The act of fucking”?

422
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,041
Oh my God...

423
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,833
I'm sorry.

424
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:30,124
Shall we go then?

425
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,750
Okay.

426
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,624
Do you give blood often?

427
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,791
It's nice to do something nice
for the new year.

428
00:27:50,499 --> 00:27:52,207
And the buckwheat noodles?

429
00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:55,000
It's nice to eat something nice
for the new year.

430
00:27:55,082 --> 00:27:57,958
Is that your New Year's Day ritual?

431
00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:02,291
Why aren't you eating?

432
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:08,499
The broth tastes like
someone washed a tea towel in it.

433
00:28:10,374 --> 00:28:11,916
Can we get a bottle of soju?

434
00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:26,207
You can't let good food go to waste.

435
00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:41,332
Drink?

436
00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:42,416
No, I'm good.

437
00:28:42,499 --> 00:28:45,166
Don't make me drink alone
on New Year's Day.

438
00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:11,875
And let's drop the formalities
between two peers with embarrassing names.

439
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,249
You're already doing it.

440
00:29:15,332 --> 00:29:16,666
I'll be honest with you.

441
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,833
This is my first time using the app,
and I thought a lot before coming here.

442
00:29:23,332 --> 00:29:28,833
I'm not trying to back out, but
I feel I need to know you better.

443
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:34,541
For all you know, you could be
a total asshole looking for free sex.

444
00:29:34,791 --> 00:29:38,000
I guess you have to be cautious...
since you're a girl.

445
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,499
Because I'm a girl?

446
00:29:40,124 --> 00:29:43,833
What I'm saying is...

447
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,124
There's a bigger risk for women.

448
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:54,207
Why did you choose me?
You must receive a lot of likes.

449
00:29:54,583 --> 00:30:00,124
Their show-off pictures
only make them look pathetic.

450
00:30:06,082 --> 00:30:08,624
You looked least likely to have an STD.

451
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,666
Are you looking for a girlfriend?

452
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,166
Not really, no.

453
00:30:13,249 --> 00:30:14,708
Then why are you here?

454
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,416
I don't know... same reasons as you?

455
00:30:20,499 --> 00:30:21,541
Come on.

456
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:24,624
Well, uh...

457
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,082
I guess I got a little lazy?

458
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,124
I suppose I'm lonely, but...

459
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:35,958
then again, meeting someone new
and getting to know her,

460
00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:40,374
being a nice guy, exchanging pleasantries,
that's all nice too, but...

461
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,082
I'm going through a phase.

462
00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:46,875
I need to warm up, and...
I don't know.

463
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,750
I'm not sure.

464
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:52,207
You're not looking for a relationship?

465
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:55,416
I would if circumstances allowed,
but now's not the right time.

466
00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:59,666
Do you still think I'm some weird guy?

467
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:03,332
Never mind.

468
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,374
I'm not looking for anything serious.

469
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,624
I shouldn't be interviewing you.

470
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:14,458
I don't think I'm fit for a relationship.

471
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:20,458
Even if Prince Charming comes along,
there's no point if his dick is small.

472
00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:27,958
You're really something else.

473
00:31:32,332 --> 00:31:33,916
Can I ask what you do?

474
00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:36,249
I work in a bakery.

475
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:38,374
You?

476
00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:39,833
I work for a publishing company…

477
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,291
that makes school books.

478
00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:46,958
Do you like books?

479
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
- Books?
- Yeah.

480
00:31:48,082 --> 00:31:49,750
Last book I read was three years ago.

481
00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:50,958
Not even magazines?

482
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,833
At 29, I can't afford to
waste time on magazines.

483
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
I see.

484
00:31:59,124 --> 00:32:01,374
<i>Are you really going to sleep
with a man you just met?</i>

485
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:03,207
<i>Is it over already?
Gone in 60 seconds?</i>

486
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,174
<i>If I don't hear from you by 10,</i>

487
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:07,916
<i>I'll call my friend's dad's cousin
who's a narcotics cop.</i>

488
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:10,000
<i>Where's your hotel?
In Hongdae? Or Jangchung?</i>

489
00:32:10,082 --> 00:32:11,332
<i>Get your act together, girl!</i>

490
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,207
<i>Okay, we're waiting for an update.</i>

491
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:19,750
<i>Remember, I'm expecting 3,000 words
by midnight tomorrow.</i>

492
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:21,541
<i>I'm counting on you.</i>

493
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,583
<i>Is she hot?
Think you can write something?</i>

494
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:28,708
You picked up the bill.

495
00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:30,416
Yes.

496
00:32:31,124 --> 00:32:35,217
Two noodles, 24,000 won,
two soju, 8,000 won...

497
00:32:35,350 --> 00:32:37,374
comes to 16,000 won each.

498
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,291
I'm not a math person, babe.

499
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,249
Don't babe me just yet.

500
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:04,666
If you're planning to take my kidney
or something, I'll kill you.

501
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:09,499
How come there's only six floors?

502
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:10,750
What?

503
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:26,583
Oh...

504
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,958
The room was pretty nice.

505
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:43,750
Yeah, the interior design was okay.

506
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,791
It's quiet,
perhaps because it's New Year's.

507
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,082
I guess they're all visiting relatives.

508
00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:51,332
I guess.

509
00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:55,000
We can eat something
if you're hungry.

510
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,000
It was fun.

511
00:33:58,708 --> 00:33:59,541
Yeah?

512
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:00,750
Get home safe.

513
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:01,666
You too.

514
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,833
- Hey...
- Yeah?

515
00:34:07,249 --> 00:34:08,291
So, uh...

516
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,332
How many likes do you get?

517
00:34:12,624 --> 00:34:13,249
What?

518
00:34:13,332 --> 00:34:15,708
I was curious.

519
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:21,166
Men rarely get any.
Wondered if it's different for women.

520
00:34:21,499 --> 00:34:22,958
You suddenly got curious?

521
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:25,000
I guess.

522
00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:29,207
Are you afraid I'll meet someone else?

523
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:31,207
It's not that.

524
00:34:32,624 --> 00:34:34,166
I'm grateful you chose me.

525
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:36,000
So random.

526
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:37,750
Yes.

527
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,124
I'm gonna go.

528
00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:41,833
Okay, bye.

529
00:34:45,624 --> 00:34:46,708
And hey!

530
00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:48,750
Should we...

531
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,916
Should we...

532
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,791
Shall I call you? Maybe?

533
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,916
I'll call you.

534
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:27,458
GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
ONE NIGHT STAND FOR A HOLIDAY

535
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:39,750
IT'S A GREY AREA:
HOLIDAY, AND A ONE-NIGHTER, TOO.

536
00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:46,916
29 and 33 are both unlucky numbers.

537
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:51,000
Then again, four years makes an ideal gap,

538
00:35:52,124 --> 00:35:56,833
and yet, you've already tried out
the sexual match. How was it?

539
00:35:57,124 --> 00:35:58,332
You're excited, aren't you?

540
00:35:58,416 --> 00:36:00,833
Just one night only? That's it?

541
00:36:00,916 --> 00:36:05,875
I don't know. Why did he
ask me at the end? Yikes.

542
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:08,916
You met for sex. Why do you care?

543
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,499
I don't know. It bothers me.

544
00:36:14,124 --> 00:36:17,041
Whoa, you're waiting for his call.

545
00:36:17,124 --> 00:36:19,833
Who? Me?

546
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:20,499
No.

547
00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:21,833
I can see through your lies.
I'm a lawyer.

548
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:22,750
No!

549
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:23,416
Really?

550
00:36:23,499 --> 00:36:24,458
Hell no.

551
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:29,000
I'm telling you, not another word.

552
00:36:29,124 --> 00:36:33,374
Don't get grumpy with me.
Just call him.

553
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,875
It's over. A done deal.

554
00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:40,499
If I didn't know you better...
it's written all over your face.

555
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,124
The chemistry was fucking awesome.

556
00:36:43,207 --> 00:36:44,708
- Huh?
- Grandma!

557
00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:45,833
What chemistry?

558
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:48,291
You okay, grandma?

559
00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:50,583
- I was worried about you.
- You okay?

560
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:52,374
How are you feeling?

561
00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:54,000
I'm fine.

562
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,958
- Anyway...
- You scared me.

563
00:36:58,541 --> 00:36:59,958
What chemistry were you talking about?

564
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:00,958
Sorry?

565
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,791
We have such good chemistry.

566
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,458
Sun-bin, you have to find a new job.

567
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:14,833
You shouldn't be meddling with
people getting divorces.

568
00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:20,666
But I love what I do!
I'll divorce all the couples in the world.

569
00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:28,000
There's no one in your firm
you can set up with Ja-young?

570
00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:31,875
But grandma, she has a FWB now.

571
00:37:32,624 --> 00:37:35,124
What's an FWB?

572
00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:36,291
- A FWB is short for—
- Friend with Beer.

573
00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:39,082
- What?
- A friend you have beer with.

574
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:45,249
Well then, the more the better.

575
00:37:45,541 --> 00:37:48,291
No, grandma. That's a bad idea.

576
00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:53,124
I have good news.
I finally got a grant for my podcast.

577
00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:55,916
I have money to do it properly now.

578
00:37:56,583 --> 00:38:00,583
Round up all the good talkers
from your circle.

579
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:04,666
Who listens to that anyway?

580
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,000
A lot of people.

581
00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:08,875
Nowadays, it's more popular than radio.

582
00:38:09,124 --> 00:38:11,249
What should we talk about?

583
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:14,833
The first episode is,
“The Protagonist of My Life.”

584
00:38:15,332 --> 00:38:16,583
Protagonist?

585
00:38:17,416 --> 00:38:20,332
Grannies live their whole life
for others,

586
00:38:20,416 --> 00:38:23,875
looking after the kids,
husbands, and their parents.

587
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:27,249
I want them to talk about
how they're protagonists...

588
00:38:30,499 --> 00:38:33,541
Who gives a shit about
being a protagonist?

589
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,249
Huh?

590
00:38:34,332 --> 00:38:38,833
Nobody is the protagonist
of their lives.

591
00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:40,249
Are you, Ja-young?

592
00:38:40,332 --> 00:38:42,666
If I'm not the protagonist
of my life, what am I?

593
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,124
A supporting side character.

594
00:38:44,207 --> 00:38:44,875
What?

595
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:55,916
29... that's a good age.

596
00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:00,583
I'll get some rest.

597
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:05,416
Have a good nap, grandma.

598
00:39:08,124 --> 00:39:11,541
What the hell is
a supporting side character?

599
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:53,124
PLEASE SEE ATTACHED EP 1.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

600
00:40:10,124 --> 00:40:14,124
MAK JA-YOUNG:
OMW, SEE YOU SOON!

601
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,041
ARE YOU IN BED?

602
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:24,458
WHAT ARE YOU...

603
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:26,791
ARE YOU AWAKE...

604
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:38,750
Yeon-hee!

605
00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:43,583
What brings you here?

606
00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:49,166
Is something wrong?

607
00:40:50,249 --> 00:40:51,750
What is it?

608
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,207
Are you okay?

609
00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,916
Thank you for last night.

610
00:41:26,249 --> 00:41:28,416
Why don't you go down
and come back up again?

611
00:41:34,082 --> 00:41:35,207
Park Woori!

612
00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:37,791
In my office, now.

613
00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:47,499
What happened to you
on New Year's Day?

614
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,374
Sorry?

615
00:41:49,082 --> 00:41:49,708
The column.

616
00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:51,541
Yeah... um...

617
00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:57,166
I'm not right for the sex column.

618
00:41:57,249 --> 00:41:59,541
I was wrong about you.

619
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,291
How can a sex column
not have sex in it?

620
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,791
You're a true writer.

621
00:42:05,082 --> 00:42:08,458
At first, I thought you were protesting,

622
00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:13,374
but then, once it was uploaded,
the readers' reactions!

623
00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:16,708
That tantalizing point.

624
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,041
It's not about sex
and crazy foreplay.

625
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:24,207
It's about the emotion.

626
00:42:24,499 --> 00:42:28,875
A man and a woman
in questionable circumstances,

627
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:33,875
prying like cats while
wanting to attack like snakes.

628
00:42:34,249 --> 00:42:36,374
All that tension builds up,
and they go to a motel.

629
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:40,082
But the following sentence is
they came out of the motel?

630
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,958
Absolutely playing push and pull
with the readers.

631
00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:45,499
You're a genius!

632
00:42:49,499 --> 00:42:50,416
Well, I...

633
00:42:51,875 --> 00:42:55,416
Did you write from imagination?
A story you heard from a friend?

634
00:42:56,249 --> 00:42:58,374
Or did you conduct an interview?

635
00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:01,082
Your own experience?

636
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:06,374
You told me to be hands on.

637
00:43:09,124 --> 00:43:10,458
Let's go for a 5-part series.

638
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:11,207
A 5-part series?

639
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:15,124
Tantalizing is the sexiest.

640
00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:19,166
In my 30-year career in the business,
I've never seen this concept at work.

641
00:43:19,249 --> 00:43:22,583
Expense the drinks and motel bills.

642
00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:23,916
No, I—

643
00:43:24,207 --> 00:43:28,666
This girl has a mouth on her.
Dig deeper.

644
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,541
No, I don't think it's—

645
00:43:30,624 --> 00:43:32,166
I'll keep your secret.

646
00:43:32,249 --> 00:43:35,458
You can say it was research,
which is not a lie.

647
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:36,249
But chief—

648
00:43:36,332 --> 00:43:40,249
I'll cover your ass,
so just do as you're told.

649
00:43:41,249 --> 00:43:42,249
Off you go.

650
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,583
<i>It's gorgeous.</i>

651
00:43:48,207 --> 00:43:51,082
The note says, “Forgive me.”

652
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:53,291
He's a romantic.

653
00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:55,666
<i>It looks very expensive.</i>

654
00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:00,041
Dad, I'll be off then.

655
00:44:00,124 --> 00:44:02,332
I almost forgot.

656
00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:05,666
What is that?

657
00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:07,166
It's for you.

658
00:44:07,374 --> 00:44:09,000
Why do you keep this mail?

659
00:44:09,207 --> 00:44:11,291
I told you to throw away
anything from the station.

660
00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:13,916
How can I? It's your mail.

661
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,624
I don't work there anymore.
It's junk mail.

662
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:25,416
You worked so hard for the job.
Don't you have regrets?

663
00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:27,916
Dad, I found my way.

664
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,041
Start-ups are thorny paths.
You don't want to go down there.

665
00:44:31,124 --> 00:44:33,916
What if it's what I really want?

666
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:35,041
What?

667
00:44:35,124 --> 00:44:37,082
It's my life. This isn't about you.

668
00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:40,666
You're just upset because
you can't boast about me anymore.

669
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,624
Fine.

670
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:58,207
You should live your life, too.

671
00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:13,750
<i>Hello.</i>

672
00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:17,082
Do you stop fighting with your dad
when you turn 30?

673
00:45:17,374 --> 00:45:19,624
I heard you got dumped
by your one night stand?

674
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:24,041
Who dumped who?
I blocked his number first.

675
00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:29,374
We're hanging out with
my boyfriend's friends. Come quick.

676
00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:32,124
His friends from sports college?

677
00:45:32,332 --> 00:45:37,124
They are all so hot.
There's even a Park Bo Gum lookalike.

678
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:39,791
Is that right?

679
00:45:40,499 --> 00:45:42,332
- <i>Yumi...</i>
- Yeah.

680
00:45:44,207 --> 00:45:45,124
<i>Just get your ass over here.</i>

681
00:45:45,207 --> 00:45:46,416
I'm on my way.

682
00:46:05,124 --> 00:46:06,082
What's the matter?

683
00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:08,416
Drink.

684
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,416
- Are you grateful for me, too?
- What?

685
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,000
It's nothing.

686
00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:31,708
She is totally using you.
She has no feelings for you.

687
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:35,583
She's looking for comfort,
a quick fix.

688
00:46:38,916 --> 00:46:42,000
Why are women like that?
What's wrong with them?

689
00:46:42,082 --> 00:46:44,124
We're all like that,
not a single exception.

690
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:48,666
Bitch...

691
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,750
Tell me what's wrong with men.

692
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:53,583
You know she's trouble,
but you just forget that if she's pretty?

693
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:56,124
Like some character
from a Marvel movie?

694
00:46:56,207 --> 00:46:59,291
You think you know me?
You got me figured out?

695
00:46:59,374 --> 00:47:02,082
You don't have the guts
to confront her boyfriend either.

696
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:05,750
You can't win love
nor can you refuse it for dignity.

697
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:06,875
- Hey!
- What?

698
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,249
Do you know how to console people?

699
00:47:08,332 --> 00:47:10,750
It's hardly worth it.

700
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:13,374
What comfort should I offer
to a loser who steals from others?

701
00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:15,708
I can't talk to a girl.

702
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,458
Be reasonable.

703
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:21,041
Would you be attracted to you
if you were a girl?

704
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:22,541
Very much so,

705
00:47:22,624 --> 00:47:23,249
moderately so,

706
00:47:23,332 --> 00:47:23,583
somewhat,

707
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:24,000
very little, or

708
00:47:24,082 --> 00:47:24,875
not at all.

709
00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:29,666
Very much so, moderately so...

710
00:47:30,249 --> 00:47:30,833
Somewhat.

711
00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:31,708
Somewhat?

712
00:47:31,791 --> 00:47:34,416
With men, you have to
move down two scales.

713
00:47:34,499 --> 00:47:35,291
So it's “not at all.”

714
00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:35,875
How come?

715
00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:38,916
Wait... what about women?

716
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,791
As for me, I'm “moderately so,”

717
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:46,000
but so many women belong to that category,
I have no competitive edge.

718
00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:47,499
That's sad, too.

719
00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:52,666
You don't want to
go below your league,

720
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:55,750
but your body craves
something hot.

721
00:47:55,833 --> 00:47:59,833
It's a vicious cycle
in a huge grey area.

722
00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:07,000
Hey.

723
00:48:07,082 --> 00:48:08,082
Yeah?

724
00:48:09,249 --> 00:48:10,207
Am I bad in bed?

725
00:48:14,332 --> 00:48:16,000
How should I put it?

726
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:19,875
You're like a private.

727
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:21,875
No, someone who is enlisting,

728
00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:24,374
walking into a barber shop
to get his hair clipped.

729
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,166
I'm serious.

730
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,583
Well... it was alright for me.

731
00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:34,124
Yeah?

732
00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:40,958
My dick is big, right?

733
00:48:41,249 --> 00:48:42,541
Very much so, moderately so,
not really, not at all.

734
00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:45,958
Knock it off with the questionnaire.
Tell me the truth.

735
00:48:47,249 --> 00:48:47,958
It's cute.

736
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:50,791
So cute it made you scream?

737
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,875
Do you think women moan for men?

738
00:48:54,207 --> 00:48:56,750
No, it's to arouse herself.

739
00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:00,541
It's true.

740
00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:05,541
So transparent and honest.
Your parents raised you well!

741
00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:11,833
My mom died
a week after she gave birth.

742
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:13,458
What?

743
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:17,624
- She'd just turned 30.
- Oh...

744
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:20,332
I'll be 30 next year.

745
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,416
That's too young to die.

746
00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:28,624
I live my life thinking
I'm living her life for her.

747
00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:31,916
Maybe I'll live differently from 30,

748
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,916
as the protagonist of my life.

749
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:42,249
That's admirable.

750
00:49:55,249 --> 00:49:56,624
<i>Latest kick-yourself moment?</i>

751
00:49:56,708 --> 00:50:00,041
I hit on my guy friend and
got outright rejected.

752
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,458
What's your biggest scare?

753
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,041
Bank balance.

754
00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:05,249
You?

755
00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:06,458
Needle.

756
00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:07,041
A needle?

757
00:50:07,124 --> 00:50:07,624
A syringe.

758
00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:08,249
Tattoo.

759
00:50:08,624 --> 00:50:10,249
Dream sex spot?

760
00:50:10,332 --> 00:50:11,041
Ferris wheel.

761
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:11,958
Seriously?

762
00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:14,249
What if you swing too much and fall off?

763
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,750
That's the point.

764
00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:18,458
What about you?

765
00:50:18,541 --> 00:50:19,541
Radio studio.

766
00:50:19,624 --> 00:50:20,291
What?

767
00:50:20,374 --> 00:50:21,458
I've done that though.

768
00:50:21,541 --> 00:50:22,708
How?

769
00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:24,624
I worked for a radio station briefly.

770
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:25,458
I see.

771
00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:29,875
You can count on soundproofing.

772
00:50:30,374 --> 00:50:31,332
Hey.

773
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,750
How am I?

774
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:37,958
How are you what?

775
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Am I good?

776
00:50:39,082 --> 00:50:41,082
Well, you are...

777
00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:42,041
Stop.

778
00:50:47,332 --> 00:50:48,249
You're erotic.

779
00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:56,166
The worst scumbag you ever dated?

780
00:50:56,249 --> 00:50:57,166
My first love.

781
00:50:57,249 --> 00:50:57,750
Why?

782
00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:03,708
It wasn't the first time or
the first relationship,

783
00:51:03,791 --> 00:51:08,916
but you just know intuitively,
“This guy is my first love.”

784
00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:10,624
Then what happened?

785
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:13,958
We went out.

786
00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:15,791
Doesn't it make it a successful first love?

787
00:51:16,082 --> 00:51:19,791
I got a job at the radio station
for him, and we dated for two years.

788
00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:22,000
Then he wanted to break up.

789
00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:27,041
I was so devastated,
I begged him to let me be around.

790
00:51:27,124 --> 00:51:31,791
So we just had sex for three more years.

791
00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:36,291
The funny thing is, I didn't see
anyone else in that three years.

792
00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,124
But he was seeing other people

793
00:51:39,207 --> 00:51:41,207
while he was fucking me.

794
00:51:41,624 --> 00:51:42,833
What a scumbag!

795
00:51:42,916 --> 00:51:44,374
It gets even better.

796
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,541
He told me one day that
he found someone he really cares about,

797
00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:53,207
and he wanted to end it with me.

798
00:51:54,082 --> 00:51:57,291
It hurt a lot more than when
he wanted to break up with me.

799
00:51:59,332 --> 00:52:04,207
I acted up a bit and
bad rumors spread at work.

800
00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:06,166
So I quit.

801
00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:12,249
He's getting married this month.

802
00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:27,458
I asked him the last time we slept together

803
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,750
who is better.

804
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,166
He has better sex with me,
but he wants to marry her.

805
00:52:35,207 --> 00:52:36,958
He loves her more.

806
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:43,916
What sad load of crap is that?

807
00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:47,916
If anything deserves total havoc,
it's that wedding.

808
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,583
Shall I do it?

809
00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:57,207
Show up at the wedding, expose
all his evil, and break up the marriage?

810
00:52:57,291 --> 00:53:02,583
Totally! Pack up.
I'll go with you.

811
00:53:21,291 --> 00:53:25,750
Knock knock, I'm here to see

812
00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:28,958
how my doormat is doing?

813
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:34,833
Thank you for asking
weird questions for me.

814
00:53:35,374 --> 00:53:38,166
All I wanted to do was just talk,

815
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:42,207
but I couldn't be completely honest
even with my best friends.

816
00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:49,958
Don't we want love
so we can talk and have sex?

817
00:53:50,624 --> 00:53:53,082
Why is that so difficult?

818
00:53:53,624 --> 00:53:58,750
Let's stop pretending to be cool.
We're all fucking lonely.

819
00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:01,374
Who here isn't?

820
00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:08,291
Hey.

821
00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,916
Where did you come from?

822
00:54:13,207 --> 00:54:15,000
Why did you come to me?

823
00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:19,291
Tell me.

824
00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:49,541
Hey, wake up.

825
00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:53,875
How much did we drink last night?

826
00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,249
Where am I...?

827
00:55:56,332 --> 00:55:59,124
In a motel room.

828
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,332
Did you... do it to me
while I was passed out?

829
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:06,416
What the hell?

830
00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:10,416
You stripped off, complaining it's hot.
I made sure you didn't catch cold.

831
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:13,082
Right?

832
00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:15,207
I paid for the room, too.

833
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:17,833
Thank you very much.
Send me your account number.

834
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:20,082
I already have. Send half.

835
00:56:22,207 --> 00:56:23,291
Well, thanks.

836
00:56:25,124 --> 00:56:26,082
What was that?

837
00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:26,875
What?

838
00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:30,416
You're sorry to spend money
without having sex?

839
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,207
Want me to blow you now?

840
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,916
Are you crazy?
I'm a sensible, educated man.

841
00:56:37,332 --> 00:56:39,624
What's wrong with you?

842
00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,249
Do you have no shame?

843
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,833
Urgh.

844
00:56:44,249 --> 00:56:45,666
I have no shame. So what?

845
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:46,875
Good for you.

846
00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,624
Relationships are a fart,

847
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:08,708
and marriages are poop.

848
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:10,332
You keep on farting,

849
00:57:10,416 --> 00:57:11,833
and when you have to poop,
you get married.

850
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:18,291
I'M GETTING EVEN MORE CURIOUS,
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HER HEAD?

851
00:57:21,875 --> 00:57:22,583
I love it.

852
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:25,666
It's on me!

853
00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:26,583
Can you do it twice in a day?

854
00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:27,166
What?

855
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:41,583
Hey?

856
00:57:42,499 --> 00:57:44,249
Do you know why thirty is thirty?

857
00:57:44,499 --> 00:57:45,041
Why?

858
00:57:45,249 --> 00:57:47,291
Because you're allowed to be dirty.

859
00:57:54,624 --> 00:57:58,082
SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL TO
MAKE A SEX JOKE WITH AGE.

860
00:58:04,624 --> 00:58:06,082
We did it three times.

861
00:58:07,332 --> 00:58:08,624
Can you do it one more time?

862
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:15,082
SHE AWAKENED POTENTIALS IN ME
I WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF.

863
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,541
This column is really funny.

864
00:58:16,624 --> 00:58:17,624
Apparently, it's a true story.

865
00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:18,708
Can you see it?

866
00:58:19,624 --> 00:58:21,708
SHE MADE ME GO BACK TO BEING A CHILD.

867
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:27,875
Is it true that women can't have sex
unless they're emotionally involved?

868
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,875
I totally can.

869
00:58:31,332 --> 00:58:34,291
SHE KEPT ME EXCITED, EVEN
WHEN WE WEREN'T WITH EACH OTHER,

870
00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:38,458
AND UNLEASHED THE LAUGHTER
THAT HAD BEEN LOCKED INSIDE ME.

871
00:58:50,207 --> 00:58:53,499
I really felt it this time.

872
00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:58,791
If this isn't a relationship,
then what is?

873
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,374
It's more like theater.

874
00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:03,916
MAYBE HER ACTING WON'T END.

875
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:10,541
BUT IF IT'S REALLY JUST A SHOW,
I KEEP ON THINKING I WANT TO END IT.

876
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:12,541
When's the next episode coming?

877
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:31,332
MAYBE THAT'S WHY

878
00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:48,416
THE WORDS SLIPPED OUT OF MY MOUTH...
I LOVE YOU.

879
01:00:01,499 --> 01:00:05,750
Woori's column hit 500,000 views!

880
01:00:06,082 --> 01:00:07,791
Everyone, get off the keyboards.

881
01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:10,875
Dinner is on me!

882
01:00:11,499 --> 01:00:13,000
Pack up, we're having beef.

883
01:00:13,124 --> 01:00:16,166
Let's go! 500,000 views!

884
01:00:16,249 --> 01:00:19,291
To Park Woori, the genius!

885
01:00:19,374 --> 01:00:21,416
To Woori!

886
01:00:21,499 --> 01:00:22,916
Thank you so much.

887
01:00:23,374 --> 01:00:24,458
Have some.

888
01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:25,124
I'll eat myself.

889
01:00:25,207 --> 01:00:27,332
It's okay. Open your mouth.

890
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:30,166
Don't favor him too much though.

891
01:00:30,374 --> 01:00:33,875
If you want my love,
then bring me a killer column.

892
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:36,916
500,000 views is like a dream.

893
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,332
- Wow, look at this!
- What is it?

894
01:00:38,416 --> 01:00:40,708
517,000 and counting.

895
01:00:40,791 --> 01:00:41,958
It's incredible.

896
01:00:42,291 --> 01:00:44,791
LOVE BRIDGE subscribers have surged, too.

897
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,416
People must've been horny
around New Year's.

898
01:00:47,499 --> 01:00:49,374
Are you sure the story is
based on an interview?

899
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:50,541
Yeah.

900
01:00:50,624 --> 01:00:53,207
Stealing leftovers from the next table,

901
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:56,124
and with men, you should
move down by two scales...

902
01:00:56,207 --> 01:00:59,458
these details feel so real.

903
01:00:59,541 --> 01:01:02,541
And the writing feels somewhat
different from your usual style.

904
01:01:02,624 --> 01:01:05,499
Readers are raising suspicion, too.
About the details.

905
01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:09,374
What if it's his story?
It's pretty common around here.

906
01:01:10,666 --> 01:01:12,666
This is all a compliment, you know?

907
01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:15,791
Focus on what matters.
You made the readers horny.

908
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:19,499
Who knew a sex column with
no sex would do so well?

909
01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:22,124
No wonder you're a creative writing major.

910
01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:25,499
Good for you.
You got yourself a fan club.

911
01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:27,416
- Woori?
- Yes.

912
01:01:27,499 --> 01:01:29,791
- Let's make it a 10-part series.
- No, that's...

913
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,750
It's a direct order from
the managing director.

914
01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:34,875
Then you have to do it.

915
01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:36,666
- Absolutely.
- No objections.

916
01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:38,291
Well, please, you have to hear...

917
01:01:38,374 --> 01:01:41,958
And announcement!
Our team is getting a special bonus.

918
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,666
Bonus, bonus, bonus!

919
01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:47,374
- Bonus!
- Bonus!

920
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:53,624
My ace writer!

921
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,124
Did you drink a lot?

922
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,000
I got curious reading the story.

923
01:02:04,082 --> 01:02:05,541
Are you going out with her?

924
01:02:06,499 --> 01:02:07,416
No.

925
01:02:08,207 --> 01:02:10,583
Yeah, it's no fun
if it happens too soon.

926
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,124
You heated up
the readers so much.

927
01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:18,624
It's the moment before the
relationship that's the best.

928
01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:22,916
Woori.

929
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:25,249
You should do it now.

930
01:02:25,624 --> 01:02:26,249
What?

931
01:02:26,332 --> 01:02:27,458
Write about the sex.

932
01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:33,166
You read the comments?
People are getting annoyed.

933
01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:36,374
There's a limit to
tormenting the audience.

934
01:02:36,624 --> 01:02:39,666
Look at 50 Shades of Grey.

935
01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:41,583
It tantalizes you in the beginning,

936
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:45,583
but when they show you,
they really show you.

937
01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:50,166
It's time.
You have to write the real sex column.

938
01:02:50,249 --> 01:02:51,291
Chief...

939
01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:53,082
I'm going to stop.

940
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,000
What?

941
01:02:55,374 --> 01:02:57,124
I can't do it anymore.

942
01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:00,207
Are you...

943
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:02,750
If I tell her sincerely,
she'll understand.

944
01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,499
Are you in love with her?

945
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:08,958
Is that it?

946
01:03:11,082 --> 01:03:14,291
You must be. Otherwise,
why would you tell her?

947
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:19,624
Okay then, write creatively from now on.
That's what you do, right?

948
01:03:20,249 --> 01:03:23,916
You've laid out the foundation.
From here to episode 10 will be

949
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,332
an outright dirty novel,
or get help from Macho.

950
01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:31,624
No, I'm calling it quits.

951
01:03:32,499 --> 01:03:35,207
Don't you know what a direct order means?

952
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,791
Complete the 10-part,
and you'll get your own page.

953
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,291
You said you want to write a book.

954
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,624
Think about it over the weekend.

955
01:03:45,207 --> 01:03:49,249
If she finds out about the column,

956
01:03:50,082 --> 01:03:55,458
or if you stop like this,
I won't tolerate it.

957
01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:03,875
<i>Where have you been?</i>

958
01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:05,624
<i>Let's have a drink.</i>

959
01:04:22,332 --> 01:04:25,499
<i>It'll be nice to have one now.</i>

960
01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:32,374
<i>One, two, three, four...
I'll learn English.</i>

961
01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:49,624
Ja-young... I love you.

962
01:05:10,374 --> 01:05:12,000
TWEETY BIRD

963
01:05:16,916 --> 01:05:17,916
Hello?

964
01:05:20,374 --> 01:05:21,458
Yeah...

965
01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:23,541
Now?

966
01:05:39,124 --> 01:05:40,708
What brings you here?

967
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,499
I have something to tell you.

968
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:50,000
Is there a café where we can talk?

969
01:05:50,124 --> 01:05:51,166
Let's see...

970
01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:05,541
<i>Shit! Your ex's wedding is in an hour.</i>

971
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:10,624
<i>Isn't this the hotel he used to
bring you to all the time? What a bastard!</i>

972
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:16,249
What's the matter? What is it?

973
01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:22,416
Remember, you made the offer first.

974
01:07:03,082 --> 01:07:07,624
What am I doing here?
I feel so stupid.

975
01:07:08,249 --> 01:07:09,458
Let's get out of here.

976
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,416
But we came all the way here.

977
01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:16,249
This is a terrible idea. Let's go.

978
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:19,207
Wait, what are you saying?

979
01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:23,124
Didn't he dump you then
use you for three more years?

980
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:24,916
Am I wrong?

981
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,541
You know nothing.

982
01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:28,666
Then why do you cry
when you're drunk?

983
01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:29,708
What?

984
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:31,583
What did we come here for?

985
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:37,458
Let's at least watch the ceremony.

986
01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:23,166
Where do I give the wedding gift money?

987
01:08:23,249 --> 01:08:24,833
<i>I'll get the guestbook.</i>

988
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,499
Don't look back.

989
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,000
Huh?

990
01:08:34,124 --> 01:08:35,124
Keep walking.

991
01:08:35,207 --> 01:08:37,124
- <i>Excuse me. Hey!</i>
- Run!

992
01:08:37,499 --> 01:08:38,916
<i>You there! Stop!</i>

993
01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:45,082
<i>Let go of this.</i>

994
01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:47,875
No. Run.

995
01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:56,082
I can't anymore.

996
01:09:03,624 --> 01:09:04,708
What did you do?

997
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:10,666
Did you steal the gift money?
That's theft.

998
01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:15,875
What is this?

999
01:09:16,082 --> 01:09:21,583
This... is not money...
but still quite important.

1000
01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:23,249
I thought he'd be in trouble without this.

1001
01:09:23,541 --> 01:09:27,249
I heard some celeb talk on a TV show.

1002
01:09:27,332 --> 01:09:31,708
She said after she broke up with her lover,

1003
01:09:31,791 --> 01:09:34,750
she wanted her ex to feel
a little anxious all the time.

1004
01:09:35,124 --> 01:09:38,416
Not knowing who paid how much
at his wedding

1005
01:09:38,499 --> 01:09:41,000
will kill him for the rest of his life.

1006
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,207
You're a total nut.

1007
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,124
Do you feel better?

1008
01:09:58,791 --> 01:10:00,207
Well…

1009
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:07,791
I thought I was the protagonist
of that man's life.

1010
01:10:09,332 --> 01:10:10,958
But I wasn't.

1011
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,875
It just got confirmed
that I was a side character.

1012
01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:20,082
But it doesn't feel that shitty.

1013
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:25,875
I feel like I'm a cool sort of
side character.

1014
01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:27,833
Cool, my ass.

1015
01:10:28,374 --> 01:10:29,833
I guess I tried to run.

1016
01:10:32,374 --> 01:10:33,875
Because I didn't want to admit it.

1017
01:10:35,249 --> 01:10:37,458
But it was a good thing
I watched the wedding.

1018
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,124
So thank you!

1019
01:10:43,499 --> 01:10:45,124
What's that Park Bo Gum-like smile?

1020
01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:47,416
What...? Do I look like him?

1021
01:10:47,499 --> 01:10:51,708
A 45-year-old Park Bo Gum
growing blueberries in the country.

1022
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:53,833
Not funny.

1023
01:11:03,124 --> 01:11:06,249
Anyway, what did you want to tell me?

1024
01:11:07,416 --> 01:11:08,332
Oh, that...

1025
01:11:08,416 --> 01:11:10,332
You had something to tell me.

1026
01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:22,000
Ja-young,

1027
01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:33,082
what I'm about to tell you...

1028
01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:36,249
Hey, do you want to ride
the Ferris wheel tomorrow?

1029
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:52,499
What the hell?

1030
01:11:54,541 --> 01:11:55,666
He looks so real.

1031
01:12:00,124 --> 01:12:01,249
Shit.

1032
01:12:03,249 --> 01:12:04,000
I'm hungry.

1033
01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:05,541
Am I the shit or what?

1034
01:12:20,291 --> 01:12:21,082
<i>Let's go one more time.</i>

1035
01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,291
- No...
- Why not?

1036
01:12:22,374 --> 01:12:23,583
I'm dying.

1037
01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:24,458
Come on, it's fun.

1038
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:26,499
<i>I'm going home, okay?</i>

1039
01:12:26,583 --> 01:12:28,875
<i>Please collect your belongings
from the counter by the entrance.</i>

1040
01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:30,082
Your phone!

1041
01:12:39,791 --> 01:12:40,666
There we are.

1042
01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,458
Look at us.

1043
01:12:43,541 --> 01:12:44,958
Check this out.

1044
01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:46,791
I need the restroom.

1045
01:12:47,499 --> 01:12:48,291
I'll be here.

1046
01:13:01,207 --> 01:13:03,640
- I'M ON TOP, YOU ON THE BOTTOM
- FROM A TO Z EXCEPT A RELATIONSHIP

1047
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,362
A REGULAR GUY, NOT SO REGULAR GIRL

1048
01:13:05,362 --> 01:13:07,469
IT'S A GREY AREA:
HOLIDAY, AND ONE-NIGHTER, TOO

1049
01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:16,541
- ISN'T SHE JUST A HYPOCRITIC SEX MANIAC?
- THEY SAY ONE THING AND ACT DIFFERENTLY.

1050
01:13:16,624 --> 01:13:19,624
- NEED THAT KIND OF GIRL AROUND ME.
- JOIN LOVE BRIDGE, TOO!

1051
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:22,000
Thanks.
I'll put it on my phone.

1052
01:13:33,082 --> 01:13:35,708
Excuse me.
I just got off this ride.

1053
01:13:36,249 --> 01:13:37,374
You came for your phone?

1054
01:13:37,458 --> 01:13:38,875
- Is this yours?
- Thank you.

1055
01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:41,249
A woman left it for you.

1056
01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:44,332
CHIEF: YOUR COLUMN HIT 700,000!
LOVE BRIDGE WANTS TO ADVERTISE!

1057
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,207
Ja-young!

1058
01:14:14,499 --> 01:14:15,166
Ja-young.

1059
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,791
Ja-young, hey!

1060
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:20,750
Who the fuck are you?

1061
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,958
Let's go somewhere and talk.

1062
01:14:24,499 --> 01:14:28,416
We can talk here.
I'm scared to go anywhere with you.

1063
01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:33,791
A column?

1064
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:37,332
What's all this? Tell me.

1065
01:14:41,624 --> 01:14:42,958
Yes, I wrote it.

1066
01:14:45,207 --> 01:14:46,833
I've written five so far.

1067
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:48,458
And you met me to write it.

1068
01:14:48,541 --> 01:14:49,791
It's not like that.

1069
01:14:50,332 --> 01:14:51,583
Then what?

1070
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:55,207
You approached me
intentionally for this.

1071
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,291
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about it,

1072
01:15:00,374 --> 01:15:02,000
but I was going to tell you
everything today.

1073
01:15:02,082 --> 01:15:03,666
You were going to tell me?

1074
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,624
Am I supposed to say thank you?

1075
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:09,875
That explains your performance
at the wedding.

1076
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:11,000
You know that's not true.

1077
01:15:11,082 --> 01:15:12,291
Why me?

1078
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,791
Do I look like an idiot?

1079
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:19,499
No! Of course not.

1080
01:15:20,416 --> 01:15:21,207
Ja-young.

1081
01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:22,916
So this is what you do.

1082
01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:26,958
Have sex and write a column.
It must've been so much fun.

1083
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,458
That's why you offered to
pay for drinks and rooms.

1084
01:15:32,791 --> 01:15:34,666
Do you even feel guilty?

1085
01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:41,791
You fucking sociopath!
I'm gonna sue you and your company.

1086
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:46,332
You can sue me, expose me,
do whatever you want,

1087
01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:50,458
but what do you get
by walking out on me?

1088
01:15:51,791 --> 01:15:53,666
Can you at least hear me out?

1089
01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:56,249
I'm not the only one, am I?

1090
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:57,166
What?

1091
01:15:57,249 --> 01:15:58,750
How many more are there?

1092
01:15:58,833 --> 01:16:00,708
What are you talking about?

1093
01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:04,875
How many women did you make
a fool out of on that dating app?

1094
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,249
I'll take the column down.
It's anonymous. No one knows it's you.

1095
01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:12,583
No, don't.

1096
01:16:18,124 --> 01:16:19,499
I'll upload, too.

1097
01:16:19,916 --> 01:16:20,750
I WAS VICTIMIZED BY PARK WOORI.

1098
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:21,958
<i>Yes, I wrote it.</i>

1099
01:16:23,332 --> 01:16:24,791
<i>I've written five so far.</i>

1100
01:16:25,458 --> 01:16:26,791
<i>Well, this is fun.</i>

1101
01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:28,332
I don't feel guilty as well.

1102
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:43,499
IT'S A GREY AREA:
HOLIDAY, AND ONE-NIGHTER, TOO.

1103
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:47,332
I FELT COLD, WET WIND
SEEPING INTO MY BODY...

1104
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:15,000

YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH ME.

1105
01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:29,791
I'll make sure he goes to jail for this.

1106
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,499
You have nothing to worry about, okay?

1107
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,291
The internet detectives beat you to it.

1108
01:17:34,374 --> 01:17:36,624
They dug up everything about him.
He got doxed.

1109
01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:42,291
Way to go, IT powerhouse Korea.
Man, they're fast.

1110
01:17:43,124 --> 01:17:47,583
Let's see... graduated from
Noil High in 2010...

1111
01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:51,916
Creative Writing major
at Sinseok University…

1112
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,041
...joined magazine in 2019...

1113
01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:56,416
What a sick maniac!

1114
01:17:57,041 --> 01:18:00,458
Anyway, are you really this freaky,
or is he a really good writer?

1115
01:18:00,541 --> 01:18:01,666
Hey!

1116
01:18:01,708 --> 01:18:05,708
I'm just curious...

1117
01:18:05,791 --> 01:18:08,291
- I don't normally read this...
- Hey!

1118
01:18:11,291 --> 01:18:14,624
People are tightly divided.

1119
01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:18,332
One side is crucifying the guy,

1120
01:18:18,416 --> 01:18:23,207
while the other side says his confession
is heartrending and you should forgive him

1121
01:18:24,583 --> 01:18:26,499
...and marry him.

1122
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,958
Come to think of it,

1123
01:18:29,041 --> 01:18:32,708
the column doesn't specify you
as the female character.

1124
01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:35,291
It's hard to build a case
for defamation or libel.

1125
01:18:35,374 --> 01:18:37,374
Your name isn't mentioned
in the voice recording either.

1126
01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:39,291
We may have no money,
but we have our fists.

1127
01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:41,833
We'll beat a confession out of him.

1128
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:43,458
Let's beat him up!

1129
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:47,750
What's wrong with you guys?
I'm fine.

1130
01:18:47,875 --> 01:18:49,791
You don't have to make this
more serious than it is.

1131
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:51,791
You're really being ridiculous.

1132
01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:55,249
Did you have a good laugh?
Then good for you.

1133
01:18:55,791 --> 01:18:59,082
My name isn't mentioned anywhere.
No harm done.

1134
01:19:00,624 --> 01:19:02,583
You didn't have to lock up for me.

1135
01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:07,082
What I don't understand is...

1136
01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:11,374
He came with me to my ex's wedding.

1137
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:16,041
He accompanied me
on my revenge mission.

1138
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:21,624
And going to the wedding
actually helped me move on.

1139
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,666
And all that was just for show.

1140
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,750
To what end?

1141
01:19:30,624 --> 01:19:34,624
He said he was sincere, and
wanted to tell me everything.

1142
01:19:34,708 --> 01:19:39,875
Why did he do so before
stupidly getting caught?

1143
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:49,791
I fucking knew it would end
like this with him, too.

1144
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,916
I knew it.

1145
01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:37,041
I MADE HANGOVER SOUP.
- LOVE, DAD

1146
01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:49,082
Can I get any lower than this?

1147
01:20:49,499 --> 01:20:51,875
Stop. You're disturbing dust!

1148
01:20:53,166 --> 01:20:58,166
What are you flipping out about?

1149
01:20:59,916 --> 01:21:01,833
Because I'm a sad side character.

1150
01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:04,291
Side characters aren't allowed to flip out?

1151
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:14,833
I'll be 30 next year, grandma.
When will I become a main character?

1152
01:21:17,249 --> 01:21:20,708
You look a bit like a main character today.

1153
01:21:21,207 --> 01:21:22,207
What?

1154
01:21:22,291 --> 01:21:27,041
You play the main character,
extra, and side characters, too.

1155
01:21:27,499 --> 01:21:29,708
That's the fun of life.

1156
01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:40,958
<i>He demanded all his columns be pulled,
and he handed in his resignation.</i>

1157
01:21:41,082 --> 01:21:44,458
<i>He's been referred to a disciplinary
committee. Maybe the girl sued.</i>

1158
01:21:44,541 --> 01:21:47,666
<i>I heard the editor-in-chief knew
about her all along.</i>

1159
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:49,875
<i>She's a steel-hearted bitch!</i>

1160
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:53,750
<i>Anyway, I knew he would end up like that.</i>

1161
01:21:58,082 --> 01:22:01,916
SEX COLUMNIST'S PIC FROM MILITARY SERVICE

1162
01:22:14,916 --> 01:22:17,082
TWEETY BIRD

1163
01:22:24,791 --> 01:22:27,541
<i>The person you're calling
is not available...</i>

1164
01:22:49,041 --> 01:22:52,499
Welcome to your favorite podcast
for older girls, “In My Time”!

1165
01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:55,000
I'm your host, Ja-young the Lovely.

1166
01:22:55,124 --> 01:22:57,833
With Lunar New Year 2022
around the corner,

1167
01:22:57,916 --> 01:23:03,249
the theme for Episode 74 is,
“The Best Friend in My Life.”

1168
01:23:03,332 --> 01:23:07,541
So, girls, tell us about your besties.

1169
01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:16,374
What did I tell you?
That it would be a huge hit.

1170
01:23:16,624 --> 01:23:19,708
No, you said she'd suffer endlessly
and shit blood.

1171
01:23:23,624 --> 01:23:25,000
- <i>Hi, Woori.</i>
- Sir.

1172
01:23:25,041 --> 01:23:27,958
- Can you cover until 5?
- Sorry?

1173
01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:31,416
The next shift guy can't make it.

1174
01:23:32,249 --> 01:23:35,332
- Stock the ramen shelves?
- Got it.

1175
01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:40,207
I went over the CCTV footage for security.

1176
01:23:40,499 --> 01:23:44,416
You're reading books too much
during your shift.

1177
01:23:45,458 --> 01:23:48,166
You should've found a job
at a bookstore.

1178
01:23:48,374 --> 01:23:49,416
Sorry.

1179
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,291
- <i>See you later.</i>
- Okay.

1180
01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:05,082
Grandma.

1181
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:06,958
Yeah?

1182
01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:13,041
I bet listeners will love
your night winner story.

1183
01:24:13,332 --> 01:24:14,958
- Yeah?
- Of course.

1184
01:24:15,041 --> 01:24:19,374
I'm happy as long as you are.

1185
01:24:20,499 --> 01:24:21,875
<i>What's your secret?</i>

1186
01:24:23,207 --> 01:24:26,207
How did the secret rendezvous
by the mill become your love?

1187
01:24:27,124 --> 01:24:31,499
Where you meet isn't important.

1188
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:39,000
If you're meant to be,
you'll end up together.

1189
01:24:39,124 --> 01:24:44,458
Really? If it's meant to be?

1190
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:48,958
Is there someone?

1191
01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:55,374
Someone I want to be with?

1192
01:25:07,332 --> 01:25:10,291
What do you think love is?

1193
01:25:10,624 --> 01:25:16,374
Love? I'm not sure.

1194
01:25:21,624 --> 01:25:23,458
I used to write a novel.

1195
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:27,541
<i>All I wanted was
to be stinking rich,</i>

1196
01:25:27,624 --> 01:25:29,291
but eventually I gave up.

1197
01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:35,041
My favorite writer said,

1198
01:25:36,791 --> 01:25:40,041
“If you have not loved,
you can't write.”

1199
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:47,207
Ever since then,
I haven't been able to write.

1200
01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:50,958
Want me to make you write again?

1201
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:29,875
I CAN DO IT!

1202
01:26:30,332 --> 01:26:31,583
I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF MY LIFE!

1203
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:46,833
GUESTBOOK

1204
01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:50,207
<i>Not knowing who paid how much
at his wedding</i>

1205
01:26:50,249 --> 01:26:52,916
<i>will kill him for the rest of his life.</i>

1206
01:27:15,541 --> 01:27:20,166
PARK WOOROI - 10,000 WON

1207
01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:38,082
<i>Come over to my house.
I'll make New Year's soup.</i>

1208
01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:41,291
I'll pass.
I've got something to do.

1209
01:27:41,374 --> 01:27:43,708
<i>Your New Year's ritual?</i>

1210
01:27:44,124 --> 01:27:45,958
<i>Blood donation and
buckwheat noodles?</i>

1211
01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:47,041
No.

1212
01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:52,124
<i>My husband's friends are here,
including the Park Bo Gum lookalike.</i>

1213
01:27:52,207 --> 01:27:53,000
Park Bo Gum?

1214
01:27:53,082 --> 01:27:54,416
<i>Yeah, he's here.</i>

1215
01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:56,791
Okay.

1216
01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:01,750
<i>That'll be 36,000 won.</i>

1217
01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:04,332
<i>- There you go.
- Thank you.</i>

1218
01:28:04,416 --> 01:28:06,291
<i>- Bye.
- Happy New Year.</i>

1219
01:28:06,708 --> 01:28:08,875
Can't let good food go to waste.

1220
01:28:25,791 --> 01:28:28,750
Ja-young? Ja-young?

1221
01:28:30,750 --> 01:28:31,970
Who are you?

1222
01:28:33,062 --> 01:28:34,399
Do I know you?

1223
01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,916
So you only come here
on New Year's Day?

1224
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:41,249
I came here a few times
thinking about you.

1225
01:28:41,332 --> 01:28:44,207
You don't even
understand buckwheat noodles.

1226
01:28:45,499 --> 01:28:48,124
What are you talking about?
I'm from up north.

1227
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:53,624
I gave blood before coming here.
Look.

1228
01:28:54,207 --> 01:28:57,041
I almost passed out
when the needle went in.

1229
01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:59,332
Why did you do it?

1230
01:29:01,833 --> 01:29:03,124
Ja-young…

1231
01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:09,207
I really thought hard about this.

1232
01:29:11,458 --> 01:29:13,291
I think we're ready for it.

1233
01:29:14,666 --> 01:29:15,583
For what?

1234
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:17,666
A relationship.

1235
01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:21,875
I will make up for
all the wrong I did to you.

1236
01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:26,207
We've done everything together
except that.

1237
01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:29,750
What more is there to it anyway,

1238
01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:34,875
besides liking each other,
caring for each other,

1239
01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:36,541
and having a good time together?

1240
01:29:36,624 --> 01:29:39,332
And why would I do that with you?

1241
01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,291
Should... we love then?

1242
01:29:48,541 --> 01:29:54,041
Very much so, moderately so, somewhat,
we make an awesome couple...

1243
01:29:54,124 --> 01:29:55,291
Hey.

1244
01:29:55,374 --> 01:29:56,374
<i>Ja-young.</i>

1245
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:01,207
I missed you.

1246
01:30:25,332 --> 01:30:29,458
<i>Ja-young, why did you come here?</i>

1247
01:30:41,053 --> 01:30:42,073
Ja-young,

1248
01:30:44,246 --> 01:30:45,356
can I come with you?

1249
01:30:47,374 --> 01:30:48,499
Huh?

1250
01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:51,000
I'm coming with you.

1251
01:30:53,624 --> 01:30:56,332
<i>Can this movie be a romance movie?</i>

1252
01:30:57,291 --> 01:30:59,124
<i>What will it take?</i>

1253
01:30:59,875 --> 01:31:03,374
<i>A sweet love confession?
A romantic kiss?</i>

1254
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,332
<i>Even if we don't have that
or break up eventually</i>

1255
01:31:08,416 --> 01:31:10,708
<i>I hope it won't be a bad story</i>

1256
01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:13,958
<i>because this is our special romance.</i>

1257
01:34:46,682 --> 01:34:51,682
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- YoungJedi -


