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I'm not speaking about this.

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You don't have to speak.

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You have to listen.

4
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Really?

5
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You pick today?

6
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My fucking wedding?

7
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Come on, Ruben. Stop messing.

8
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Put your top back on.

9
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Fuck's sake.

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Oh.

11
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Oh, Niall. Mm.

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Hey, come here.

13
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Yeah? Come here.

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I am proud of you, yeah?

15
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You know that?

16
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You look gorgeous,
so you do, huh?

17
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I tell you, if I wasn't family,

18
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I'd get up and underneath
that kilt right away.

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- Ruben. Ruben, don't.
- What?

20
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I'm telling you, you look
gorgeous. Come on, show me.

21
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There's nothing to show, Ruben.

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I've got boxers on underneath,
for Christ's sake.

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Aw! Boxers.

24
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Stop teasing me,
you little minx.

25
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Oh. Hey. Here.

26
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Come here.
Look at me, look at me.

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Listen.

28
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Look at me. Hmm? Hey.

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We might not flow
through each other's veins,

30
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but we flow
through each other's brains,

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- you get me?
- Please, I don't think that...

32
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One more time, eh?
For old time's sake.

33
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I just need to hear it.

34
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- Before I lose you forever.
- You're not serious.

35
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Go on. Say it. What am I?

36
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Your brother from...?

37
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Another lover.

38
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Beautiful.

39
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Come on.

40
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Give us your best,
you little fag.

41
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What is this, Niall?
Oh, fucking stickers.

42
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Indiana Jones?

43
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That film is gay as fuck.

44
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- I'm gonna have these.
- No, please! Gus!

45
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You fuck.

46
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You can keep one, okay?
I'm not a monster.

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Pick one.

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- Second to last.
- Good.

49
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Open up.

50
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Okay, degenerates,
settle down, settle down.

51
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Right.

52
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As we know, the prelim exams
start this week.

53
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Are we aware
of how important they are?

54
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Prelims are your safety net.

55
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For whatever reason,
you miss your finals.

56
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You get hit by a bus,

57
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you come down
with the bubonic plague...

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These exams are your "get
out of jail with an appeal" card.

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Have I emphasized
their importance enough?

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- Yes.
- Positively spellbinding.

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Right. Moving on.
I should probably make you aware

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that a new student will be
joining the class from tomorrow.

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One Ruben Pallister.

64
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What?

65
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Something the matter, Kennedy?

66
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No, no, it's just...

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Did you just say...
Ruben Pallister?

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That's right.

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A new pupil you can show off
your sparkling personality to.

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Ruben will be transferring

71
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from Polmont
Young Offenders Institute,

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and will be re-sitting
two years,

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which means
he'll be a little more feral

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than the rest of you.
Any questions?

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Nobody. Good.
Open your jotters.

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We'll pick up
where we left off yesterday.

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Page 16.

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Kennedy?

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Did you listen to
what I just said?

80
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What? Yeah. 'Course.

81
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What did I just say then?

82
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Ruben's back.

83
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Mum, it's Niall.

84
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<i>Honey, I'm working. What is it?</i>

85
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It's... It's Ruben. He's out.
He's coming to school.

86
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<i>Look, love,
now is not the time, all right?</i>

87
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He's not staying with us, is he?

88
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<i>We can talk about this
when I pick you up.</i>

89
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But, Mum...

90
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You should have said
about Ruben.

91
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Oh, piss yourself!
You're a 15-year-old boy.

92
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I've given you life I don't
need to give you respect.

93
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I should've told you.

94
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And keeping with
the theme of surprises,

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he's moved into your room.

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What? No way!

97
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What did you think
that second bed was for?

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We were almost begging you
to ask.

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- I thought it was for guests.
- He is a guest.

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No, he's not. He's a psycho.
He bit someone's nose off.

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I've seen the guy, too.
It's horrible.

102
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His wife left him
and everything.

103
00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,759
Look, you're not
to talk about this, okay?

104
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Nobody in this town
knows about that.

105
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The last thing that boy needs
is folk whispering.

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Don't bite
people's noses off then.

107
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No.
You're not to speak this way

108
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- in front of Maura, all right?
- Oh, you always put her first.

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She was only supposed
to be living with us

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for six months.
And now her kid is moving in?

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Come on, Mum. He's a psycho!

112
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Her son getting out
is a big deal.

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He's been away for two years.
For Christ's sake.

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This is happening, Niall,
so get used to it.

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Remember me, Bambi?

116
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Last time I saw you,
you were about yea high.

117
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Grown at least two feet
since then.

118
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Maybe more.

119
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You've got the exact
same sized head though.

120
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It's creeping me out a bit.

121
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You helping, or what?

122
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We can't have this shit up.

123
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Not if we're bringing
birds home.

124
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Here.

125
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Get to it then, Bambi.
Grab a bag, get stuffing.

126
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,120
Here. Take that poster down
and put this up.

127
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,520
Put it up then, you dick!

128
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What the fuck you staring at?

129
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,800
What? Nothing.

130
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,840
Looks like
Pallister's a no-show.

131
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,439
Off to a great start.

132
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,639
All right, everyone,
open your jotters.

133
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,160
We'll pick up from yesterday.

134
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,920
Right, what's going on here?

135
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Kennedy.

136
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Open your jotter.

137
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No.

138
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,200
Open, boy.

139
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,000
Who did this?

140
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,240
Own up. Come on.

141
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,439
Uh... Me, sir.

142
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,799
You? You called
your own mum a dyke?

143
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,479
No, I... I... I called
someone else's mum a dyke.

144
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,319
Really? I know firsthand
from your essays,

145
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,080
your grasp of irony
isn't that strong.

146
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,559
So, come on. Who did this?

147
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,959
- My mum's not a lesbian.
- I beg your pardon?

148
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,799
I said, my mum
is not a fucking lesbian!

149
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- Right, come with me.
- Get off me, you nonce!

150
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,279
- What did you say?
- Like to touch young boys, do you?

151
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,839
You fucking old poof!

152
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,719
I'm just wondering
if there's something else

153
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,719
we should be worrying about.

154
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,159
What are you insinuating?

155
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,039
All I'm saying is I've seen
a change in Niall recently.

156
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,439
And what change is that then?

157
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,559
Well, he's gone from being
a committed, gifted student

158
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,359
to one that acts out
in most lessons.

159
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,159
Say it. Go on!
I know you want to.

160
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,599
Well, we have
to call into question

161
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,799
Niall's rather unusual
state of affairs at home.

162
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,439
You don't know anything
about my damn home!

163
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,559
You fucking little...

164
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,920
fucking bastard, you!

165
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,919
Oi, Rube!
I know you're up there!

166
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,399
What the f...?

167
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,879
I've been sitting about,

168
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,199
like a mug, all day, waiting.

169
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,359
- Is that your dad?
- Shut the fuck up.

170
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,759
I don't wait
no cunts, you hear me?

171
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:55,479
Goddammit! I'm not a mug!

172
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,319
I'm nobody's fucking mug.
You get down here,

173
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,240
and explain why
you're staying with that dyke...

174
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,999
and not me!

175
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,639
Ruben, son,
we can start again, eh?

176
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,280
Why don't you give
your old man a big hug, eh?

177
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,039
Don't think
I can't see you, boy!

178
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,439
I can see you
behind the fucking curtain!

179
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,039
Wee man! Come on!

180
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,439
I'll get... I'll get Mum.

181
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,159
I'll have it out with that bitch
right now if I have to!

182
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:31,239
Don't you fucking dare!

183
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,119
Not a word, okay?
Not a fucking word.

184
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,919
I... I can't breathe, Ruben...

185
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,119
- I don't care. Shut your mouth.
- Fuck!

186
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,279
You don't tell
anyone about this.

187
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,479
Do you understand?
This never happened.

188
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,479
So, boys,

189
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,160
I am not sure whether you heard
all that commotion last night?

190
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,360
No, we were asleep. Both of us.

191
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,759
Oh! Right.

192
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,800
Well, that's okay then.
Ignore me.

193
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,839
Fuck are you staring at?

194
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,079
Just seeing if you're all right.

195
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,919
- Why wouldn't I be?
- It's just last night...

196
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,839
- Fuck last night.
- No, yeah. Absolutely.

197
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,000
Fuck last night.

198
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,079
So you nervous, or...?

199
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,439
Why the fuck would I be nervous?

200
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,519
- Well, first day of school.
- This is Dilkennie.

201
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,679
It's where the fairies go.

202
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,479
Oi! Soft cock!

203
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,119
That your boyfriend?

204
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,120
Ignore them.

205
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,679
These guys bothering you, Bambi?

206
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,519
Nah, it's just banter.

207
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,080
Take after your mum
do you, you little faggot?

208
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,840
Great banter.

209
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,120
These guys bothering you, Bambi?

210
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,000
I'll ask you again.

211
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,919
Are these guys bothering you?

212
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,559
- Is that a knife? What?
- Go to school.

213
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,639
Go to school. You're not a witness
if you don't see what happens.

214
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,600
- But I...
- Just fucking go!

215
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,559
At the heart
of this relentless conflict...

216
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,040
lies a love story.

217
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,559
Ah, Mr. Pallister.

218
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,319
Nice of you to fit us
into your busy schedule.

219
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,199
Boys and girls, this is Ruben.

220
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,280
Ruben will be joining us
from now on.

221
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,639
Where's your school uniform?

222
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,359
On your mother's floor.

223
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,320
That's enough, everyone.

224
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,400
Desk at the back.

225
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,599
And for the record,
my mum's dead.

226
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,200
So, extra points for nihilism.

227
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,999
Right.
As I was saying, two households,

228
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,199
like families,
both in a bitter feud...

229
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,960
You been working out, Niall?

230
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,839
Certainly has.

231
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,399
Now there's only
an inch of space

232
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,879
when I cup my hand
around his bicep.

233
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,199
Used to be at least two,
three maybe.

234
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,519
Right, I'm going to my room.

235
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,000
No, don't!

236
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,960
Sit down, you little killjoy.

237
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,439
We need you to persuade Ruben
to go to the exam tomorrow.

238
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,839
- What? No way.
- Niall, please.

239
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,479
- Mm-mm.
- Do this for us.

240
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,399
- What you doing?
- I'm...

241
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,999
- being cute.
- Stop that. I'm not a kid.

242
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,839
- That's exactly what you are.
- What you doing?

243
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,439
- Get off me. Get off me.
- Oh, come on.

244
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,879
- Stop! Get off! Get off!
- Do this for me.

245
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,159
Niall, I need you to do this.

246
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,759
- Come on. Please. Come on.
- Get off me.

247
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,839
Come on. Come on.

248
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,279
- Just this one thing.
- Get off, please!

249
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,639
I said get off me!

250
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,160
I'll take it from here.

251
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,240
Okay. That...

252
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,120
was a fairly sizable misfire
on our part.

253
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,759
She's making
all the effort in the world.

254
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,880
I don't care.

255
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,039
We're not friends.
We never will be.

256
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,439
Come on,
you fancied the pants off of her

257
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,039
when you were a wee 'un.

258
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,039
Remember the love letters
we'd send to her house

259
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,560
on Valentine's Day?

260
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,880
Fine. Playtime's over.

261
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,639
Look, will you speak
to him at least?

262
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,879
No!

263
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,359
- No, he's terrifying.
- Oh, come on, Niall.

264
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,359
You wouldn't believe
how hard Maura had to work

265
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,319
to get Ruben into Dilkennie.

266
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,520
She changed her postcodes
and everything.

267
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,599
He's on probation too,

268
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,759
so he needs to show up
and pass this prelim,

269
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,119
or the school will kick him out.

270
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,399
What did you see?

271
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,279
- What... What do you mean?
- Am I speaking foreign?

272
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,559
Dance. I saw you dance.

273
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,959
You tell anyone about this,
I will put you to sleep.

274
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,799
- Do you understand?
- I won't.

275
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,360
- I mean... I mean, I thought it was great.
- Thought what was great?

276
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,959
Nothing.

277
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,520
What do you want?

278
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,839
Just a quick something
that's come to me, just now,

279
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,960
in the moment.

280
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,719
I was thinking
about the exam tomorrow.

281
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,120
- Fuck off.
- Right you are.

282
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,280
Your dad.

283
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,560
What about him?

284
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,840
How old were you again?

285
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,400
I was eight

286
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320
when he died.

287
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,720
What did he do again?

288
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,480
He was a writer.

289
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,560
Oh, yeah?

290
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,359
I don't remember that.

291
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,720
Well, he worked
in a pub mainly, but...

292
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,960
he wanted to be a writer.

293
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,440
And what did he write about?

294
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,640
Working in a pub.

295
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,759
He was really good, though.
I've read all his stuff.

296
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,039
He was so close
to getting published in the end.

297
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,120
What stopped him?

298
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,160
Well...

299
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,160
death.

300
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,679
It's why I wanna give it
a shot myself, you know.

301
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,519
- You write too?
- I... I keep a diary.

302
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,039
- That doesn't count.
- Try saying that to Anne Frank.

303
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,120
Who?

304
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,720
No, she was just...

305
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,040
It doesn't matter.

306
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,760
What happened to Gus?

307
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,120
He'll survive.

308
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,920
I just thought, with the knife,
you'd done something,

309
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,520
you know,

310
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,480
really bad.

311
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,959
Almost did.

312
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,600
Had him up against the wall
with it, guppying like mad.

313
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,400
Whispered, "It'll be over soon."

314
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,399
So he thought for a second

315
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,040
I was gonna stick it
in him proper.

316
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,800
"It'll be over soon."

317
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,840
Yeah, I love saying that.

318
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,599
You really get a sense
of what a cunt looks like

319
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,240
when they think
they're gonna die.

320
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,679
Sort of infant-like.

321
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,680
He's all innocent and shit.
It's weird.

322
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,399
"It'll be over soon."

323
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,240
Night, Bambers.

324
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,640
Night.

325
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,079
- Where's your bulldog now, eh?
- Back off!

326
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,759
Not until you tell us
where Gus is.

327
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,839
- I don't know.
- We know you live with that inbred prick.

328
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:23,999
He's bound
to have said something.

329
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,640
We don't talk.

330
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,519
Oi!

331
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,000
Leave him alone.

332
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,479
Let's smoke this son of a bitch!

333
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,039
Whoo! Whoo! My man! Come on!

334
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,679
Pallister, nice of you to join.

335
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,039
Please refrain
from shouting out.

336
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,839
It's only prelims.
Where am I sitting?

337
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,719
There's an empty chair there,
two rows along.

338
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,679
Please move quietly.

339
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,159
All right, guys.
We have ten minutes left.

340
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,759
Ten minutes? Get fucked.

341
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,239
Language, Pallister.

342
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,639
I started later than everyone.

343
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,759
Well, I'm afraid
the onus is on you there.

344
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,479
Piss off, Jenkins. I shagged
your mum in her onus!

345
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,879
Pallister! Get back here!

346
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,399
Pallister.

347
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,639
Don't you walk away
from me, son.

348
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,680
Oi! I'm speaking to you.

349
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,280
All right, guys, not long now.

350
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,720
- The school phoned.
- Oh, Jesus. What now?

351
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,960
Ruben passed.

352
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,920
He passed the prelim.
He can stay in school now.

353
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,720
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

354
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,040
You helped him, didn't you?

355
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,159
Oh, no, I...

356
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,520
Last night, I heard you talking.

357
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,240
Thank you.

358
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,520
I mean that.

359
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,439
I know we haven't always seen
eye to eye.

360
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,079
Mainly 'cause
you're a little brat

361
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,600
who blames me for everything.

362
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,120
I do think you could be
a positive influence on my boy.

363
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,960
Thanks...

364
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,960
I think.

365
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,680
Nah, that feels weird.

366
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,720
Let's never do that again.

367
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,479
Gotta keep it down.
Bambi's sleeping.

368
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,679
Mm!

369
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,999
Isn't it a bit weird doing this

370
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,399
- with wee Niall in the room?
- Nah, I don't care.

371
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,959
I passed the prelims today,
and I did it

372
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,959
- in a speck of the time every other fucker did.
- - Stop it, Ruben.

373
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,799
If I swoon anymore,
I'm gonna put my back out.

374
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,959
Keep it down.

375
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,679
I thought you said you didn't
care about him hearing.

376
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,399
I don't. I just don't want
my mum rubbing one over you.

377
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,439
Here, take these off.

378
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,079
I wanna feel your skin
on my skin.

379
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,719
Oh, baby.

380
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,160
Get here, you.

381
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,719
Caught you, Niall Kennedy.

382
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,119
What? No, I was sleeping.

383
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,599
- Fuck off. We saw you.
- I wasn't. I was sleeping.

384
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,999
Liar. At least admit it,
you little scrote.

385
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,239
- You were perving!
- Pervy little Niall Kennedy, eh?

386
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,840
So, tell me.

387
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,200
Did you see anything
that you liked?

388
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:35,759
Quite something, huh?

389
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,920
Is this the first time
you've seen a naked woman?

390
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,840
In the flesh?

391
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,400
And what do you think?

392
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,360
She...

393
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,079
She looks...

394
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,159
What would you do to her, Niall?

395
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,600
If you could have your way?

396
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,079
Go on.

397
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,719
I...
I would... I would...

398
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,679
I'd... I'd ask her
for her permission, obviously.

399
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,879
Fucking loser,
aren't you, Bambi?

400
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,120
- Touch my breasts, Niall.
- What?

401
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,319
Uh...

402
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,479
Here, let's see
how he's getting on, shall we?

403
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,639
- Hmm.
- What?

404
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,239
No, no, no, no! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!

405
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,199
- No, no, no, no, no!
- It's fine, Bambi.

406
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,880
Just relax, okay?
Let her do her thing.

407
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,839
Wow, nothing.

408
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,719
What's going on?
You got something against Mona?

409
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,399
- Is it my boobs?
- What?

410
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,199
No, it's just
this isn't how I pictured it.

411
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,560
How did you picture it, then?
More than one woman?

412
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,159
That's it, isn't it?

413
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,319
Niall here loves group sex!

414
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,439
- No! No, I don't.
- Yeah?

415
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,399
Well, little Niall Kennedy loves
a bit of group sex!

416
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,720
Well, I could assume
different characters if you like?

417
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,119
I could be, uh...

418
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,239
Candy.

419
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,400
The blonde bombshell
who lives next door.

420
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,599
Or I could be, uh...

421
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,559
Svetlana,
Russian warrior of the North.

422
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,719
She's incredible,
isn't she, Niall?

423
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,039
Definitely a keeper!

424
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,679
Uh-uh.
Svetlana is kept by no one.

425
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,440
How's he getting on now, then?

426
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,919
- Come on, son!
- I...

427
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,639
I got full marks
on my standard grades

428
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,279
back in the day, Niall.
I know you love a nerd.

429
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,239
Here.

430
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,760
Just focus on how things feel.
Give me your finger.

431
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,320
- Oh, hello!
- Here we go! My man!

432
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,599
You ready?

433
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,519
That's it, that's it.
Easy, boy. Easy.

434
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,999
Steady, steady.

435
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,400
Trot, don't gallop.

436
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,400
Oh, wow!
He's a grower, young Niall.

437
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,559
- Sorry.
- Oh!

438
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,559
- Back you go, mister.
- No, no, no, wait.

439
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,520
Stop fighting.
Let her do her thing.

440
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,880
- Here, I'll hold it upright.
- What?

441
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,080
Now, hold it, son. Hold it.

442
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,000
Follow my rhythm.

443
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,879
Wow.
He's really going for it now.

444
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,399
Fuck's sake!
Did you just cum in me?

445
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,999
- You fucking did, you mink!
- Oh, no!

446
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,719
Profiterole! Niall, son,
you need to pull out!

447
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,559
Fuck's sake!
I better not be pregnant.

448
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,799
I... I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to.

449
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,239
It just... It...
It came out of nowhere.

450
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,879
Relax, son. It's fine.

451
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,960
But, I mean, like,
wh... what happens now?

452
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,360
Will I get the virus?

453
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,560
What?

454
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,080
Do you mean AIDS?

455
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,799
- Aw!
- Lie back, you daft cunt.

456
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,360
So, is that it then?

457
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,600
That's it, Bambi.

458
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,160
I was just thinking.

459
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,600
Do you have any...

460
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,160
hash?

461
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,880
Wake and bake, Niall Kennedy.

462
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,760
Dark horse, my man!

463
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,960
Niall Kennedy, eh?

464
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:25,080
Sex god. Drug fiend.

465
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,959
"Will I get the virus?"

466
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,000
Oh.

467
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,200
Oh, I feel like an idiot.

468
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,400
Nah, you're good.

469
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,120
I know what you did.

470
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,959
As in?

471
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,160
The exam.

472
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,200
Oh.

473
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,480
I've never seen her
look at me like that before.

474
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,440
I've seen her cry, loads.

475
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,680
You know, but...

476
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,760
I like this.

477
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,920
It works.

478
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,199
What did you make of Mona then?

479
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,799
Yeah, I liked her.

480
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,200
Yeah, you fucking did.

481
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,040
You can thank me
when you're ready.

482
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,440
Well, someone had to lose
your virginity for you, didn't they?

483
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,919
Oh, come on.

484
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,479
You didn't think
that was chance, did you?

485
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,679
There's no way
a lassie would take time out

486
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,879
from sleeping with me
to sleep with you.

487
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,440
I set it up.
My way of saying thanks.

488
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,039
Oh.

489
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,920
So, come on.
Tell me you loved it.

490
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,400
I loved it.

491
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,600
Yeah, you did.

492
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,519
I should run a brothel
or something.

493
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,520
I'm like the pied piper
of pussy.

494
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,120
"The pied piper of pussy."

495
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:44,159
I'm... I'm imagining
these massive vaginas

496
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,480
with legs following you around.

497
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,320
You're a minger, Bambi.

498
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Can I ask you something?

499
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,960
Sure.

500
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,840
Are our mums, you know...?

501
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,720
Fucking?

502
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,320
Yeah, afraid so.

503
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,240
Does it bother you or something?

504
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,840
No. No, not really.

505
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,600
As long as they're happy,
I guess.

506
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,920
Although they don't seem
all that happy.

507
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,320
There's a lot
you don't know about.

508
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,640
Here.

509
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Got you something.

510
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,680
I'm gonna train you.

511
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,999
Just in case
something happens to me,

512
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,920
I need to know
you'll look after yourself.

513
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,120
Why do you care?

514
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,760
We're family now.

515
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,240
That's the most important thing.

516
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,160
My brother from another lover.

517
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,079
Come on, boys! School!

518
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,360
Bring those bin bags down
while you're at it.

519
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,039
This is gonna be some morning.

520
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,759
We'll be floating to school
after all that.

521
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,040
Hey.

522
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,399
You've got nothing
to worry about with our mums.

523
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,279
Ten years' time,
you'll be at a party somewhere

524
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,400
and realize
it makes you more interesting.

525
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,680
Later, Bambers.

526
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,120
Won't work, Bambi.
Here, have a sip.

527
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,439
Come on.

528
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,759
Here.

529
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,199
Here.

530
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,719
Have at that.

531
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,359
Have a bit of that.

532
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,759
Hey, easy. Sip, don't chug.

533
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,720
Come on. That's it.

534
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:36,360
Jesus, you're dripping.

535
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,200
Let's sort this out.

536
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,639
Look at the state of you.

537
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,520
All right?
Hey, it's gonna be okay.

538
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,360
You're gonna be fine.

539
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,039
Hey, hey,
it's gonna be all right.

540
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,999
Don't... Hey, come on.

541
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,399
Niall! N...
- Ruben, please. Please!

542
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,399
Hey, hey, settle, settle.

543
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,519
- Settle. All right, settle?
- Don't do this to me.

544
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,799
- Don't do this.
- No, no, no, no, no.

545
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,039
Settle, settle.
Just breathe. Hey.

546
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,359
Hey, it's fine.
All right? It's fine.

547
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,520
Just settle a bit. Settle.

548
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,079
Here. Follow my breath.

549
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,199
- That's not following my breath.
- I can't.

550
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,319
- Follow it.
- I can't.

551
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,319
Try. Yes, you can.
You fucking can.

552
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,279
Come on. Come on. Follow it.

553
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,440
That's it. Hey! See?

554
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,720
Deep breath. Yeah.

555
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,039
That's it, go with it,
go with it.

556
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,480
In and out. That's it.
That's a boy.

557
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Just breathe.

558
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,560
Okay, I'm here for you.

559
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,640
Just keep breathing.

560
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,120
That's it. That's a boy.

561
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,960
Don't worry.

562
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,680
It'll be over soon.