1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,393 --> 00:00:05,179 [SNORING] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,976 [SNORING CONTINUES] 5 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,726 Um... 6 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:33,424 Hey, could you stop snoring? 7 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:34,860 Thank you. Yeah. 8 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:36,862 I think it's the breathing through the nose. 9 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,255 [MOANS] 10 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:41,911 [SIGHS] 11 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,467 That's it, that's it. Just a little bit more. 12 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,687 [COOING] 13 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,645 Come on, it's easy. Just... 14 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,042 Fine, suit yourself, dog breath. 15 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,178 What have you been eating? 16 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:46,889 Yeah. 17 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:48,934 There you are. 18 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,721 Present and accounted for. 19 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,071 Yes, I will let you in this time. 20 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,072 What surprise? 21 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,510 No, no, no, I don't like surprises. 22 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,164 All right, I like surprises. 23 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,774 I just don't like not knowing what they are in advance. 24 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,689 Yeah, I know it's not. 25 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,388 What? 26 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:10,521 Uh, nothing. 27 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:13,307 What are you doing? 28 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,700 Great, 11:00. 29 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,093 I'll be ready. 30 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,617 [ALARMS BEEPING] 31 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,321 All right. 32 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,154 There we go. 33 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,292 [SNICKERS] 34 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,081 [SIGHS] 35 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,127 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 36 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,131 [SCATTING SOFTLY] 37 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,971 Hey, loser! It's me! 38 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,061 [CHUCKLING IN ANTICIPATION] 39 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,152 [RUBBER SQUEAKING] 40 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,155 Mmm? 41 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,853 [RUBBER SQUEAKING] 42 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,166 Hello. 43 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,954 Where are you? 44 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,565 Don't be an idiot. 45 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:46,400 [SQUEAKING RUBBER APPROACHING] 46 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:55,191 Did you see that guy? He was right behind you. 47 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,805 I'm so sorry. I thought he was following you. 48 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,546 He was following me. 49 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,069 Exactly! That's what made me think he was following you. 50 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,288 Because I invited him. 51 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,898 Well, how am I supposed to know that? 52 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,813 You're a clever boy,you could have worked it out. 53 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:10,815 He was hiding in the bushes. 54 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:13,209 Dropped the keys.I told youI had a surprise. 55 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,037 Try not to ruin my shoes, they're new. 56 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,778 I'm sorry, but why would your surprise be 57 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,562 a weird-looking creepy guy sneaking around the house? 58 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,608 It wouldn't. Good 'cause I wouldn't want that. 59 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,000 [CAR ALARM WARBLING] 60 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,612 Found the keys. 61 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:27,919 Ryan, I'd like youto meet my brother,Patrick. 62 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:30,313 Ryan, I'm so sorry 63 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:33,273 about the whole cricket-batting-your-head thing. 64 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,840 These things happen. Pleased to meet you. 65 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,582 Patrick, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Ryan. 66 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,584 Fiance? 67 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,630 Fiance. 68 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,372 We're getting married! 69 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:58,994 Patrick, Marilyn has told me so much about you. 70 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,648 Mmm. She never mentioned you. 71 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:03,085 Patrick!What, Marilyn? 72 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,348 Ryan and I have been workingon this show together for two years. 73 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,176 I'm his makeup artist. You know that. 74 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,047 StarCrossed.Yes, the space soap. 75 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:10,527 You've seen it. Yes, once. 76 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,876 Yeah? It was by accident. 77 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:18,492 Well, we met on the show, 78 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,842 and I fell in love with Mookie the moment I laid eyes on her. 79 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,191 Mookie. 80 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:25,368 Ixnay on the Ookiemay.Okayway. 81 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,675 I'm not sure your code is secure. 82 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,460 You don't wanna know what she calls me. 83 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,375 No, no, I don't. 84 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,291 I call you Ryan?No. 85 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,468 [WHISPERING] Pepe? 86 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,122 No, the other one. 87 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,690 You know. 88 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,694 You are so dead. 89 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:50,959 So, he's staying?Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,874 Well, he can't have my room. He doesn't want your room. 91 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,310 What's wrong with it? 92 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,530 I'm sure it's a nice room.It's a great room. 93 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,794 It's just thatMarilyn and I are gonna be married, 94 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:03,319 and we're used to sleeping in the same room. 95 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,103 We can share. 96 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:07,410 I don't wanna share. That's weird.Marilyn and I can share. 97 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,281 Well, then, I'll take my room.Let it go, Patrick. 98 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:12,154 The room that shares a wall with your room. 99 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,983 Hey, check it out. 100 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,332 [EXCLAIMING] 101 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:18,508 Hey! 102 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:25,385 I have to, um, go over there. 103 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,391 [DOOR OPENING] 104 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,176 [DOOR CLOSING] 105 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,181 I don't think we exactly hit it off. 106 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:42,184 It's okay, honey. Patrick's just a little strange. 107 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,757 Okay, a lot strange. 108 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:53,848 [MARS WHIMPERING] 109 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,373 Yeah. 110 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,549 He's a psycho. 111 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,772 He'll come around. 112 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,515 How can he not? 113 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,088 Where did Mom and Dad's furniture go? 114 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,264 What do you mean? 115 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,658 What did you do with the furniture? 116 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,181 Well, it's funny you should ask. 117 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:24,879 There are these things called Internet auctions. 118 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,098 Love them, they're wicked.And addictive. 119 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:30,362 You sold the furniture? You sold Mom and Dad's furniture? 120 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:33,104 A ton of other stuff, too.Stuff they left for us, both of us. 121 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,845 Well, believe it or not, there are people out there 122 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,021 who don't just think that all that junk is garbage. 123 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,807 That it's worth something. You mean, people like me. 124 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,504 Hang on a sec. 125 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,114 Just one second. 126 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:49,469 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 127 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,036 Is he sweet or what? 128 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,429 I'll go with "or what." 129 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,213 He's nervous. 130 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:57,041 If you screw this up for me, I'll kill you. 131 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,782 I mean it, be normal. 132 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,828 I am just being myself. Right, instead be normal. 133 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:01,872 I'm sorry,it's just kind of hard because... 134 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,308 Look at him. 135 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,006 I mean, what is this, some kind of a joke? 136 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:07,312 He's a gentleman, and I love him. He's an actor. 137 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,097 So what? So he lies for a living. 138 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,446 Not to me he doesn't. 139 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,666 How do you know?Patrick, I know. 140 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,363 He's a pro. 141 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,191 Look, people like you,you're not gonna see it coming. 142 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,454 You don't stand a chance.They train for this kind of thing. 143 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,500 [RUBBER SQUEAKING] 144 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,461 Here you go, chief.What is this? 145 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:29,030 Season 2, enough said. 146 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:31,119 No, no, I think I'll need a little more. 147 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,947 COLT ON TV: Out of that sea of stars 148 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,558 came all the elements that make me what I am. 149 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,125 Everything about you is so different and strange, 150 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,953 and yet I can't keep away. 151 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,391 [MOANING] 152 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,219 Oh, Colt! 153 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,530 This is wrong! 154 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,097 Baby, I don't know how I became the sky jockey I am. 155 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,925 It must be the stardust in me drawing me back, 156 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,405 despite the danger, to where I belong, 157 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,581 out there amongst the stars. 158 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,322 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 159 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,589 AUTOMATED VOICE: Outer bay door has been activated. 160 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,549 Dock separation in one minute. 161 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,290 It is a cruel existence that keeps us apart. 162 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,205 Not as cruel as the evil I'm honor-bound 163 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,512 to track to the ends of this dark universe. 164 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,776 May our transmatter beams cross again, my golden stranger. 165 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,910 [AIR HISSING] 166 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,305 Don't look. 167 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,481 It's a surprise.Hmm. 168 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,831 Well, can't be as bad as the last one. 169 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,223 Go. 170 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,877 Karaoke!Karaoke! 171 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,751 [SNICKERS] Wrong again. 172 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:40,188 [ECHOING] Do you karaoke? 173 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,668 No, I don't do that. 174 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,847 That's a no. 175 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,937 It's like singing in the shower.I don't do that. 176 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:53,157 Come on, virgins first. 177 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:56,160 Why would you tell him that? 178 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,640 [FEEDBACK SCREECHING]Think I'm missing something. 179 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,121 Where are you going?To let the dog out. 180 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,819 RYAN: Who let the dogs out? 181 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,740 They're still going. 182 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,176 Take your time. 183 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,744 Go again if you want. 184 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:16,746 Mars? 185 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,054 Mars? 186 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,752 Oh, come on, where are you? 187 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,407 Oh, there you are! 188 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,758 What're you doing, lad? 189 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:32,370 They're still singing. Yep, it's you and me. 190 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,938 What have you found? Let's go see. Come on. 191 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:36,853 Ooh! 192 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,202 Is it dead? 193 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,646 PATRICK: [MUFFLED]Boy, I wish I could sleep. You guys asleep? 194 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,692 Yes, Patrick, we're asleep. Now shut up. 195 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:50,650 Hello! 196 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,609 Is that you, Marilyn?[SIGHS] 197 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,394 Shut up and go to sleep. 198 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,440 I'm doing a lot of tossing and turning. 199 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,702 I hope it's not keeping you guys up. 200 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,573 [SIGHS] 201 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,839 I guess we're not going to, you know, tonight. 202 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,625 PATRICK: Sorry, I didn't hear that. 203 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,410 What was the last part? 204 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:13,716 Say again. 205 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,687 Oh, come on. 206 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,081 Morning. 207 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:32,909 Oh. 208 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,520 That is just... 209 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,826 No! 210 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,699 Better than naked.Barely. 211 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,570 Hey, I'm making breakfast. You want in? 212 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,659 What is it, vegetarian? 213 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,706 No, this is for the crazynothing-with-a-face Mookie diet. 214 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,229 What about fish? 215 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,666 What about them?She eats fish. Fish have faces. 216 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,364 Not cute, little, furry faces. Cute, little, fishy faces. 217 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,279 Hey, man, she's your sister. 218 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,499 This is for her. 219 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,240 And this... 220 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,502 [OVEN DOOR SQUEAKING] 221 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,243 ...is for us. 222 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,113 You hungry? 223 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,508 I will never be hungry again. 224 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:09,903 You sure? 225 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,777 I could eat. 226 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,083 [SNICKERS] 227 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,695 [SIGHS APPRECIATIVELY] 228 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,797 Ooh. Spider fight. 229 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,887 Oh, you can run, little creature, but you cannot hide. 230 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,328 And he makes it. What the... 231 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,904 [DANCE MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO] 232 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:58,125 ♪♪ Move your body to make some heat 233 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:02,825 ♪♪ In the motion There's a dance of love 234 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,567 ♪♪ I can tell what you're thinking of... ♪♪ 235 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,960 [MUSIC STOPS] 236 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,352 Hey there. 237 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,745 What are you doing? 238 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,616 Getting ready for the Christmas lights. 239 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,358 Yes, but the spiders... Now they could be anywhere. 240 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,360 [CELL PHONE RINGING]Whoa. 241 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,580 Sorry, buddy. I gotta take this. 242 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:29,765 Hi, there. Ryan here. 243 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,508 [GRUNTING] 244 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,772 Baby, she's nothing to me. Nothing at all. 245 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,558 I need the freedom. I need the heat that I get from you. 246 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,952 Until she's gone, we'll never be together. 247 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,781 With her out of the way, we've got the world, 248 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,262 the power to be who we wanna be. 249 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,655 [CHUCKLING] 250 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,788 I know, I know. That's why I love you. 251 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,445 I knew it. I knew it. 252 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,968 He is a liar and a cheat. 253 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,274 He's probably gonna make a play 254 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,884 for the Internet auction money as well. 255 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,973 Look at him. 256 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,801 Look at him, he's out theretalking about getting rid of my little sister, 257 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,803 and you, you fell for it! 258 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:10,806 [WHINES] 259 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,853 [GRUNTING] 260 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,478 What forms are those? Is that tae kwon do? 261 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,698 Not exactly. 262 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,352 I recognize some of the moves. 263 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,876 Maybe you do, 264 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,660 or maybe you just say you do. 265 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,749 Where did you train? 266 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,013 Right here. 267 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:48,017 I'm sorry?Video games. 268 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,715 Deadly martial arts, punching ones, mostly. 269 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,588 That's different. 270 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,155 I'm a human Xbox. 271 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,071 Really? 272 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,594 Well, I guess that could be a good way to learn. 273 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,030 You? 274 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,119 Oh, I just did a little fight choreography, 275 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,817 a bit of karate, out at Burbank. 276 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:06,862 [EXCLAIMS] 277 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,432 Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't. 278 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,876 All right, I guess I could do a little sparring. 279 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,851 [EXCLAIMS] 280 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,636 [BRANCHES CRACKING] 281 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:42,942 No, really, I'm good. Thanks. 282 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,334 [SWORD VIBRATING] Come on. One round. 283 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,205 I'm okay. 284 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,556 What did you do? 285 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,819 What did I do? I'm the one bleeding. 286 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,430 We were sparring.It was an accident. Tell her, Patrick. 287 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,911 He hit me. 288 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,348 Nice. 289 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,697 [SIGHS] 290 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:14,147 Ha! What's stopping you now, actor boy, huh? 291 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,322 Not these brakes. 292 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,367 What the... 293 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,935 Oh, my. 294 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,415 Oh, please don't hit my car. 295 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,983 [CRASHING] 296 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,376 Please make my car have stopped it.[BRAKES SCREECHING] 297 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,204 [CAR HORN HONKS] 298 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,945 Maybe slowed it down a bit? 299 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,164 [CLATTERING] 300 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,130 Hey. 301 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,263 Hey. 302 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,786 What you doing? 303 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,399 Of course, right, yeah. 304 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,054 You're... The ax and the wood. 305 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,231 You wanted a hand? 306 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,493 Please. 307 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,842 I used to love splitting logs. 308 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:01,498 Really? That's nice. If you could just 309 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,980 hold this steady for me, it'll all be over so much quicker. 310 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,550 Don't miss. 311 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:10,986 I won't. 312 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,598 [SCREAMING] 313 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,693 What have I done? 314 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,829 RYAN: You okay? 315 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,485 Hit your leg pretty hard. 316 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,228 [WHIMPERING] 317 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,016 I guess we're good for wood. 318 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,422 I really need to talk to you. 319 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,032 I'm listening. 320 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,427 What is that smell? 321 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,776 Well, it wasn't me. 322 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,212 No, I didn't mean that. 323 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,127 What did you mean? 324 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,215 Are you mad at me? 325 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,174 I don't know. Should I be? 326 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,740 If we're gonna fight,can you at least let me know what it's about? 327 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,307 Or what, you gonna hit me? 328 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,092 What? What would I... Oh, I get it. 329 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,224 No, no, no, maybe we should just duke it out, huh? 330 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,704 Don't you start. 331 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,053 Why not? It worked so well with Patrick. 332 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,489 No, seriously. Would you stop, please? 333 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,882 Making him bleed will win him over. 334 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,623 We've been through this. 335 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,060 A brilliant,pugilist solution to intra-family conflict. 336 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,888 I never actually hit him. 337 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,150 Pugilist means hitting, right? 338 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,673 Apparently. 339 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,414 Mookie, I don't need for him to be my best friend. 340 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,286 Good. 341 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,026 I'd settle with just being able to be in the same room as him. 342 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,593 Exactly.Without him wanting me dead. 343 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,073 Here comes the melodrama. 344 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,248 Oh, that hurts. 345 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,510 So does being karated in the nose. 346 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,903 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 347 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,165 Go away, we're fighting. 348 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,124 PATRICK: I'll wait. 349 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,952 See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Gas, that's the smell. 350 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,172 Definitely gas. 351 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,174 Thought you might like a sundae.What? 352 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,612 Spoons are in the kitchen by the oven. 353 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,311 [SIREN WARBLING DOWN]You're so cute with your little fists. 354 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,357 MAN ON RADIO: That's a negative, dispatch. Negative on the gas. 355 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,229 I just don't want it to mess things up for us. 356 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,360 How's that? 357 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,406 And by "it" you mean Patrick? 358 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,496 "It" seems more appropriate. 359 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,062 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 360 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,762 MAN 2: And all the burners? Over. 361 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,111 You cozy? 362 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,594 I could be cozier. You need medical services? Over. 363 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,857 Could you now?Mmm-hmm. 364 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,643 MAN 1: ...wandering around the house with some kind of active firework. Over. 365 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,254 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 366 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,387 MAN 2: You want police? Over. 367 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,260 MAN 1: Hey, you ever watched that show, StarCrossed? 368 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,305 They should have it aired out in no time. 369 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,960 MAN 2: The space soap? Over. 370 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,744 Is there another blanket? 371 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:47,229 PATRICK: [COOING]You are so beautiful to me. Yes you are. 372 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,231 Well, I hope you're not planning on being up all night. 373 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,450 It's beddy-byes for tired, little doggy woggy. 374 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,337 [LOCK ENGAGING] 375 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,479 [TUB SQUEAKING] 376 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,881 Here we go. All right. Right. 377 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,451 [GROANING] 378 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,193 Perfect. 379 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,675 Take your time. Oh! 380 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,633 Oh, no, no, no, it's not... I was... 381 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,461 No, no, I wasn't. I was...I don't wanna know. 382 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,333 No, no, no, you can't go in there.I can't not. 383 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,856 Believe me, it's no longer a matter of choice. 384 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:49,987 No, I'm saving it for Ryan. 385 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,424 Excuse me?Oh! 386 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,251 And excuse me. 387 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,601 No, no, no, you can't... 388 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,343 Shoot. 389 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,431 Morning. 390 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,825 Ew! 391 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:05,264 Well, feel free to move around the house. I'll save your place. 392 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,918 Thanks. 393 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,485 [TOILET FLUSHING] 394 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,835 Freak. 395 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,402 Yeah, shower's just at the back there. 396 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,360 Okay. 397 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,104 [URINATING] 398 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,858 [TOILET FLUSHING] 399 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,079 [SHOWER RUNNING]Yes! 400 00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,515 Oh, yeah, that's normal. 401 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,605 Whoa, what're you doing?What? 402 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,215 Well, the shower... Aren't you running the shower? 403 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,652 I am running a bath for Marilyn. 404 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,349 Hey, Mookie. Your bath's ready.Thanks. 405 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,090 Are you gonna put those Christmas lights up today? 406 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,831 Sure thing, babe.I don't do Christmas. 407 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,528 Well, Ryan does. 408 00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,530 What did he do to you? You know, don't answer that. 409 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,053 Your brother thinks I should wash. 410 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,447 Oh, I guess you're joining me. 411 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,449 Oh, no. No. Not in the... 412 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:18,859 I got it. 413 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,164 No, stop. 414 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,994 No, that end. Not that end. Not that... Ow! 415 00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,127 Look, just please don't help. 416 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,171 Ow! 417 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:28,999 [GROANING] 418 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:31,959 Ow. 419 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:36,137 Right in the jingles, that's gotta hurt. 420 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,140 I'll go get those lights. 421 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,581 What you doing? 422 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,062 Nothing. 423 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,936 Getting the holiday home ready for some fairy lights. 424 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,329 I'd have gone with "Christmas lights." 425 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,201 But then again, I'm a guy, not an actor. 426 00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,681 Well, be careful. 427 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,248 Too late. 428 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,989 I'm gonna go get some groceries. 429 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,338 Call a cab? 430 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,341 Why would I need a cab? 431 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,736 No reason. 432 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,564 Don't forget. 433 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,740 Right, and I'll pick up a few odds and ends. 434 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:16,525 Patrick,do you need anything? Maybe a friend? 435 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,398 I got everything I need right here. 436 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,573 And there. 437 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:35,544 [BIRDS CAWING] 438 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,377 RYAN: All right, let's get cracking. 439 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,118 Hack away, cracked actor. 440 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,382 I'm sorry? 441 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:49,515 Hmm? 442 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,273 You off, sweetie? 443 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,580 On foot, yes. Thank you very much. 444 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,017 At least no one was hurt. 445 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,586 Don't even... 446 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,374 She acts like I wrecked the car. 447 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,768 You wrecked the car, didn't you? 448 00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,251 Not on purpose. 449 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,472 Now, then. 450 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:42,568 It seems that the hunter has become the hunted, huh? 451 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,439 Excuse me? 452 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,267 How do you like your freedom now? 453 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,443 My what? 454 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:53,883 Dance, monkey, dance! 455 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,277 [WHOOPING] 456 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,148 [DANCE MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO] 457 00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:04,590 [WHOOPING] 458 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,641 [MUSIC STOPS] 459 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,904 What're you doing? 460 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,478 It was a mistake. 461 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,699 You frightened the life out of me. 462 00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:29,484 Well, it won't happen again. 463 00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,290 Whoa, there. Hey, you got me? 464 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,291 [PANTING IN FRUSTRATION] 465 00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:55,728 [LADDER RATTLING] 466 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,208 [EXCLAIMS] 467 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,738 Yes! 468 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,696 Yes, I've got you. 469 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,132 As long as you got my back. 470 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,570 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 471 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,018 Hello, Patrick speaking. 472 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,281 MARILYN: Can you run to my room 473 00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:28,804 and see if there's a birdless tofu turkey coupon in there? 474 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:30,284 What? 475 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,199 It should be in my pink purse. 476 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,201 No, no, I am holding the ladder right now. It is a safety issue. 477 00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:35,550 Just do it. 478 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,117 Look, I'm trying to tell you that... 479 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,553 You could have done it in this time. 480 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,599 No, but... You could. I timed it. 481 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,122 You did not. 482 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,732 Just put the phone down and get my purse. 483 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:44,733 How hard can that be? 484 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,475 All right, hold please. 485 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:50,391 No, I'm telling you, it's not in here. 486 00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:52,480 I've looked, like, five times. 487 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:55,309 Oh, you're right. It's not. I've got it right here. 488 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,963 We done? Done. 489 00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:58,181 [PHONE CLICKS] 490 00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,618 [DIAL TONE DRONING] 491 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:00,749 [EXCLAIMS] 492 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:03,970 [DOOR OPENING] 493 00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,580 [DOOR CLOSING] 494 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,503 [MUTED EXCLAMATION] 495 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,306 Ryan? 496 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,621 Did you fall? 497 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:52,409 I'm only asking because it looks like you may have fallen. 498 00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:53,889 Looks like you might have had a falling accident. 499 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:56,413 Something undesired and unforeseen happened, 500 00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:59,460 [STUTTERING] and couldn't be avoided, and you fell. 501 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:02,028 On your own. 502 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,334 Wouldn't you say? 503 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,642 Whoo! 504 00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:13,822 At least the bush broke your fall, huh? 505 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,656 Or not. 506 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:33,233 He's dead. 507 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,669 MARILYN: [SHOCKED] What have you done? 508 00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:38,847 You haven't even started. 509 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,373 I'm dead. 510 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,945 Uh, just taking a breather. 511 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:51,947 Where's Ryan? 512 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:54,515 He's bushed. 513 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,386 Yeah, but where is he? 514 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,520 Gone.Gone? 515 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,609 Could you, maybe, elaborate on that for me? 516 00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:04,046 For a jog. 517 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,744 A jog? 518 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,876 A jog. Yes.Yes, I'm thinking about doing the same. 519 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:13,708 Whatever. 520 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:16,929 [PANTING] 521 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,727 [GRUNTING] 522 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,602 [EXCLAIMS]MARILYN: Patrick. 523 00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:41,301 Patrick. 524 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:50,353 [GRUNTS] 525 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,186 Patrick? 526 00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,279 Hey! 527 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,367 Hi. 528 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:05,934 Hey. 529 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,631 This is for you. 530 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:08,763 [PANTING] 531 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:10,939 What is it? 532 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:12,593 [CHUCKLES] Well, open it and see. 533 00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:25,562 Wow. 534 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:30,437 Ooh! 535 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:32,352 Thank you. 536 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,354 Oh, it's not from me. 537 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,095 Huh?It's from Ryan. 538 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,188 Right.It was his idea. 539 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,452 Nice.He seems to like you. 540 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:47,976 Well, I'm very likeable. 541 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,067 Ryan? 542 00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:55,636 Ryan, you okay? 543 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,294 Feel a little better? 544 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,862 A little less dead maybe? 545 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,046 Your show's on. 546 00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:27,494 Mars! 547 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,149 Mars! 548 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:33,021 Bad dog! Look, sit. Come. Heel, no, just... 549 00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:35,067 Don't... Just leave the dead alone! 550 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:37,765 You are so getting a time-out here, mister. 551 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,942 What's he doing? 552 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:46,469 Nothing. I was just... 553 00:31:46,513 --> 00:31:49,211 I was just teaching him how to play. 554 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,256 Oh. 555 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,301 Play what? 556 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,520 Play dead. 557 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,047 Which ex-girlfriend? 558 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:03,182 Uh, Jan... Jane E... 559 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,924 Janie?Janie. 560 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:08,013 He's never dated a Janie. 561 00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:11,494 Oh, well, maybeif you go through the list, one of them would ring a bell. 562 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:12,626 Uh, Gretchen? 563 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:13,714 That's the one. 564 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:14,889 Gretchen moved to Thailand. 565 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:18,719 Oh, I guess that's where he's gone. 566 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:21,287 He thought he'd look her up, so he went to Thailand? 567 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:23,332 Well, you know how it is with exes. 568 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,551 Yes, I do. 569 00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:31,297 What are you doing?I'm calling Gretchen. 570 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,342 In Thailand?I wanna know what's going on. 571 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,648 Yeah, well, it's probably long distance. 572 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,432 I'm aware of that. 573 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:37,651 You have her number? 574 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,000 Gretchen works at the embassy. 575 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,306 It shouldn't be too hard to track her down. 576 00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,177 Gretchen. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 577 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,049 You know, it wasn't Gretchen. It was someone else. 578 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:46,225 Who? 579 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:47,878 If only I could remember,then you'd be able to follow up with a phone call, 580 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:49,054 or a visit, or something. 581 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:51,012 That would be nice. 582 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:54,146 I am at the mercy of my own failing memory and I feel so powerless. 583 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,538 Chicken? 584 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,367 Are you mad? I would rather die. 585 00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:01,196 Better death's dark dominion than life at your side. 586 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,372 ZERO: Well, what about your dear Colt? 587 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:05,026 I've harnessed the darkness of the void. 588 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,810 A wrinkle in the time-space vortex 589 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:09,988 will turn a second of pain into an eternity of torture. 590 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:13,295 COLT: Hell, if that's the case, make mine a double. 591 00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:15,123 [BUZZING] 592 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,734 RATCHA: He's hit the plasma antimatter containment coil. 593 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:18,779 Want some help? 594 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:20,128 No, I'm all right. 595 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,956 Carry on. 596 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,044 [GRUNTS] 597 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,132 Sure you don't need a hand? 598 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,786 No, no. No hands. 599 00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,356 How about now? 600 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,619 No, no. Now I'm good. 601 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:35,013 [CHATTERING ON TV] 602 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:37,580 [GRUNTING] 603 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,631 We should laugh about this. 604 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:45,980 You're welcome. 605 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:53,770 [GRUNTING] 606 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:02,518 Trickery and deceit. He can't think he'll get away with this. 607 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,564 COLT: Chin up, my beauty. 608 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:05,826 We'll be sipping Thermicilonian thunder water... 609 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,437 [YAWNS DRAMATICALLY] 610 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,483 About time to pack it in, don't you think? 611 00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:11,614 It's 7:00. 612 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,529 So that's a "no"?Yep. 613 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:15,444 Sorry. Yes it's a no, or yes it's a yes, you're gonna pack it in? 614 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:17,055 I'm gonna wait up for Ryan. 615 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,534 And what if... 616 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:19,666 What if what? 617 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:20,623 He's late.I'll wait. 618 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,364 Very late?Don't mind. 619 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:23,626 Never? 620 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:26,020 What?Never mind. 621 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:32,679 I'm buying. 622 00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:34,898 Baby, I'm already sold. 623 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,032 [PATRICK GRUNTING] 624 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:46,040 The joy knowing that I'm related to that. 625 00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,042 Super. 626 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,088 [GRUNTING] 627 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:07,888 [SCREAMING] 628 00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,071 Oh, what the... 629 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,901 What? I measured and everything. 630 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:28,735 No! Oh, Jesus! 631 00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:30,911 Idiot! Don't you see what you've done? 632 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,759 [MOANING] 633 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:57,938 Thirsty? 634 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,114 Uh, no, just... 635 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:03,465 Just having a nightcap. 636 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:04,901 You're covered in mud. 637 00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:06,294 Yes. Oh, yeah. 638 00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:08,818 What are you doing out there? 639 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,953 Gardening. 640 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:15,042 At midnight? 641 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:18,001 [STUTTERING] Well, it's the best time for... 642 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,742 For planting. 643 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:20,787 How does that work? 644 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,354 Uh, because of the plants. 645 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:25,357 They're all asleep. 646 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,750 So, for them the move is just a bad dream, 647 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,491 and they wake up in a new, happy place. 648 00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:31,232 What do you have to plant? 649 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,147 I mean, what's so important that you have to plant it now? 650 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,151 Uh... 651 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,635 This little guy right here.Aw! 652 00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,333 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in time, too, by the looks of it. 653 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,421 Patrick. 654 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:48,510 Hmm? 655 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:49,685 I really don't care. 656 00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:52,384 Well, someone has to. 657 00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:54,777 Is there anything else you want to talk to me about? 658 00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:01,131 No, no, no, I think I've covered it all pretty well. 659 00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,350 Maybe Ryan? 660 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:04,178 Hmm? 661 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,353 Patrick. 662 00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:07,355 Oh, is he the guy with the... 663 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:09,662 Like maybe where he went? 664 00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:11,838 What you may have said or done to make him go? 665 00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:13,492 Me? Nothing. No. 666 00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:17,104 Why?Oh, no reason. 667 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,802 I thought it might be niceto know where my fiance has suddenly disappeared to, 668 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:21,500 but don't let it bother you. 669 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:23,197 Feel free to return to your important botanical work. 670 00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,199 Yeah, well... 671 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:27,506 I really should. 672 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:45,219 [WOMAN'S LAUGHTER ECHOING] 673 00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:50,833 Hello? 674 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:50,023 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 675 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,003 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 676 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,330 [WHIMPERS] 677 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:48,342 [SCREAMING] 678 00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,221 What are you screaming about? 679 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,400 [SIGHS] 680 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:33,996 Mars. 681 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:36,869 Brekky. 682 00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,308 [TICKING] 683 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,092 What have we got here? 684 00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:49,403 Wow. 685 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,406 That's a prize inside. 686 00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,022 "From Mookie to Pepe. 687 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:02,416 "Together forever till death do us part." 688 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:07,769 [CEREAL CLATTERING] 689 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,118 Ryan's watch. 690 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,470 What's Ryan's watch doing in my Frootees? 691 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,711 Ryan! 692 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:37,495 [INAUDIBLE] 693 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:42,064 [DANCE MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO] 694 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:48,680 [MUSIC STOPS] 695 00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,116 What are you doing? 696 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,030 I'm bored. I thought I'd get these lights up. 697 00:41:51,073 --> 00:41:52,858 Oh, good thinking. 698 00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,337 Were you calling for Ryan? 699 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:57,515 No. No, no. He was just... 700 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,560 He was doingthe exact same thing the other day. 701 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:00,822 I know. He's so sweet. 702 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,084 Oh, yes. How sweet. 703 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:03,303 You know, just stir up those spiders. 704 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:04,739 Get them up and scuttling about 705 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,568 instead of safe and trackable in their lairs. 706 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,049 Aren't you a little curious about where he's got to? 707 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,659 Very. 708 00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:14,270 But it's better this way. 709 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,358 What way? 710 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:17,273 This him-not-being-here way. 711 00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:18,361 Trust me. 712 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,189 What does that mean? 713 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,060 Look, I know things. 714 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,148 No, no, you don't. 715 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:23,584 Yes, I do.No, you don't. 716 00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:24,890 He was gonna kill you. You know that? 717 00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:26,413 What?Yes, indeed. 718 00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:28,110 You didn't know him so well now, did you? 719 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:29,329 He isn't gonna kill me. 720 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:30,852 Not anymore, he's not. 721 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:33,115 Why would he want to kill me? 722 00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:36,118 For his freedom. So he could feel her heat. 723 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:39,295 [STUTTERING] What heat? Who's her? 724 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:41,776 Probably Gretchen. Look,I heard him on the phone. He was all, 725 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:44,736 "Oh, you know, baby.I need the heat that I get from you." 726 00:42:44,779 --> 00:42:46,564 "Until she's gone, we'll never be together." 727 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:50,742 What? 728 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,439 "With her out of the way, we've got the world, 729 00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:54,093 "the power to be who we wanna be." 730 00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:56,617 Might have been something like that. 731 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,358 It was exactly that, wasn't it? 732 00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:00,403 Maybe a little. 733 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,797 He was running lines from the show. 734 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:06,018 On his cell phone? I don't think so. 735 00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:08,716 He was quoting StarCrossed in an interview. 736 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,414 No.Yes. 737 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,938 What? You thought he was gonna kill me? 738 00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:15,941 No, I'm not an idiot. 739 00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:17,246 Yeah, you are. 740 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,552 Well, you'll get over him. 741 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,988 He's coming back. 742 00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,076 I really hope not. 743 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,643 Well, I hope so. 744 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,471 You'll be fine. You'll meet someone else. 745 00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:25,777 I don't want anyone else. 746 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,344 I'll introduce you to one of my friends. 747 00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:29,955 You don't have any friends, Patrick. 748 00:43:29,998 --> 00:43:31,521 Oh, I have friends. 749 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,786 I could.No, you couldn't. 750 00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:36,570 You have to be a normal person to have friends. 751 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,006 [MARS BARKING]You have to leave the house. 752 00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:39,486 See? Not necessarily. 753 00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:40,879 [MARS BARKING]MAN: Call off the dog. 754 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:42,228 Somebody? 755 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,103 Patrick, this is really nice of you. 756 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:49,583 [CORK POPPING] 757 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:54,022 You gonna wear that? 758 00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,720 Why wouldn't I? 759 00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:57,417 I just thought you might want to wear something pretty. 760 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,332 Thanks.Suit yourself. 761 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,463 Can we eat? 762 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,291 Um, actually, no. 763 00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:04,424 Let's wait a minute. 764 00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:06,469 I'm not hungry yet.[DOORBELL BUZZING] 765 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:08,297 Okay, dinner. 766 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:09,777 Aren't you gonna get that? 767 00:44:09,821 --> 00:44:11,126 Aren't you? 768 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:12,475 You're right there. 769 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:13,520 I think you should get it. 770 00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:15,435 I think you were adopted. 771 00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,443 Oh! 772 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:33,845 Lovely Lumps,your search for a soul mate is at an end. 773 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:36,848 I beg your pardon? 774 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,634 Hey. You must be Lovely Lumps. 775 00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:44,638 Sorry. Not ringing any bells. 776 00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:47,728 Datemeplease.org. 777 00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:50,470 I think you've got the wrong address. 778 00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:52,907 Really? 779 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,648 No! 780 00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:58,217 [SIGHS] 781 00:44:58,260 --> 00:44:59,871 Look, I'm sorry. 782 00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:03,701 I've just beenstood up like this the last five times. 783 00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:06,007 Oh, well. Chin up. 784 00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:09,271 I see you found us all right. 785 00:45:09,315 --> 00:45:10,533 Wrong address. 786 00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:12,840 Is it Quietly Sensitive All Male? 787 00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:17,236 Yeah. 788 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:18,716 At datemeplease.org? 789 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:23,372 Oh, hey. No, I... 790 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:27,681 I'm not into guys.I mean, it's fine. I mean, if it weren't me. 791 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,163 But it's fine, though. 792 00:45:33,513 --> 00:45:34,688 Oh, this is... 793 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:36,516 Chris. 794 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,692 Chris, my quietly sensitive, all-male friend. 795 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:39,867 Oh, yeah? 796 00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:41,303 Mmm-hmm. Met on the Internet. 797 00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:43,088 Never left the house. 798 00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:44,698 [INAUDIBLE] 799 00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:50,138 [VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 800 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,759 Are you gonna join us? 801 00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:03,021 My name is Patrick. I'll be your waiter for this evening. 802 00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:04,500 Please, pretend I'm not here. 803 00:46:04,544 --> 00:46:06,154 So, why am I here? 804 00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,939 I have no idea why he's dragged you out here. 805 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,897 I have a great fiance, 806 00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:11,986 and I'm very happy with the direction my life is taking. 807 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,815 If veering wildly out of control counts as a direction. 808 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:17,339 So you're sayinghe's the one who's unhappy and directionless? 809 00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:18,993 Mom and Dad have been gone for 10 years, 810 00:46:19,037 --> 00:46:20,212 and he's still living at home. 811 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:21,430 That is sad. 812 00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:23,128 Ten-and-a-quarter for those of us 813 00:46:23,171 --> 00:46:24,738 who still care about the people who raised us and fed us 814 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,827 and gave us a roof over our heads 815 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:29,134 and the tuition to the grueling curriculum of beauty school. 816 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:31,353 It is the most highly regarded school of makeup artistry 817 00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:32,572 in the world, 818 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:34,530 and it's what I wanted. 819 00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:36,010 At least I have a job. 820 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:37,359 Oh, and I don't. 821 00:46:37,403 --> 00:46:38,534 So, what do you do? 822 00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:40,972 Not here, remember? 823 00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,843 And what is wrong with being a makeup artist? 824 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,584 Nothing.Nothing except everything. 825 00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,542 Everything she could have been. She was as smart as Mom. 826 00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:48,153 She could have been a doctor. 827 00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:50,068 [STUTTERING] She could have cured them. 828 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:51,417 Of car accidents? 829 00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:52,853 She could have gone into brain surgeonry 830 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,768 or nuclear physicism or astronauthood. 831 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,161 She could have married a prince 832 00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:57,815 or the dictator of a small country. 833 00:46:57,858 --> 00:46:59,860 She could have had her own stamp. 834 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,601 But this is what I wanted. You're the one who wants the stamp. 835 00:47:01,644 --> 00:47:03,603 Oh, and I would make such a great princess. 836 00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:04,996 Can we not start all this again? 837 00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:07,389 You know, she had it all. 838 00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:08,956 Here we go with the head. 839 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,566 I got dropped on my head. You jumped off the roof. 840 00:47:10,610 --> 00:47:12,568 It was an accident. I fell. 841 00:47:12,612 --> 00:47:13,874 In a cape and a mask? 842 00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:15,006 The damage was done. 843 00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:16,224 You were 27. 844 00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:18,009 Wait, hold on. 845 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:19,967 When you jumped off the roof, you were 27? 846 00:47:20,011 --> 00:47:21,099 Fell. 847 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,274 In a cape and a mask? 848 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:23,797 And tights. Yes. 849 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:28,976 Look, obviously you guyshave some stuff to work through. 850 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,630 I love Ryan. 851 00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:32,023 Hey, you loved Mom and Dad. 852 00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:33,502 It's not an either/or thing. 853 00:47:33,546 --> 00:47:35,200 I know that. How do you know it's not? 854 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,508 Is there any more of the sauce? 855 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:40,814 What, you don't have legs? 856 00:47:47,647 --> 00:47:50,824 I'll check with the chef,but I can't make any promises. 857 00:47:53,696 --> 00:47:55,481 I'm really sorry about this, Chris. 858 00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:57,483 My brotherwas trying to meddle, and you got dragged into it. 859 00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:59,615 It was a bit weird, all back and forth, 860 00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:04,272 knowing that I was e-mailinghis lovely lumps rather than yours. 861 00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:07,493 We shared a lot. It'll always be special times to me. 862 00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:08,842 Yeah. 863 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,235 Precious moments. 864 00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:11,845 Again, sorry for the confusion. 865 00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,935 Congratulations on the wedding. 866 00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:17,111 Oh, I don't think Marilyn will be marrying Ryan any time soon. 867 00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:18,634 No, no, I will. 868 00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:21,028 Yes, but now that you've met my friend Chris, 869 00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:22,290 you're probably feeling a little conflicted. 870 00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:23,944 Nope. 871 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,294 Well, you know, don't make any rash decisions. 872 00:48:26,338 --> 00:48:28,470 You know, think about it. Think it through. Make sure you're certain. 873 00:48:28,514 --> 00:48:29,776 I'm certain. 874 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:31,952 No offense, Chris. 875 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:33,954 Well, story of my life. 876 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:36,696 Anyway, I should mosey. 877 00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:38,872 Great food, Patrick. 878 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:39,873 Marilyn's made better. 879 00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:44,704 Thank you for dinner. 880 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:47,533 [WHISPERING] Call me. 881 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,460 [FRIDGE GURGLING] 882 00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:02,504 [PLATE SHATTERING] 883 00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:07,770 [CLATTERING] 884 00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:10,338 [LIQUID SPILLING] 885 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:21,523 Mars? 886 00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:22,960 [MARS PANTING] 887 00:49:24,352 --> 00:49:25,963 [LAPPING] 888 00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:29,140 Mars? 889 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:31,446 [MARS PANTING] 890 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:33,013 [LAPPING] 891 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,334 [WHIMPERING] 892 00:50:13,619 --> 00:50:15,055 [FOAMING] 893 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,312 Okay. I'm off to the police station. 894 00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:55,182 Mmm. 895 00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:59,317 You're right. It's a great idea. Thanks. 896 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,841 Wait, a police station?A police station with actual policemen in it? 897 00:51:01,884 --> 00:51:03,408 He's been gone for almost 72 hours. 898 00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:04,974 Well... 899 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:07,629 Let's at least give him the full 80. 900 00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:09,153 I'm gonna file a Missing Persons Report. 901 00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:10,415 But he's not missing. 902 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,677 Oh? Where is he? 903 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,722 I don't know.Missing. 904 00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,420 Yeah, but just because we don't know where he is, 905 00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:17,117 doesn't mean that he's missing-persons missing, per se. 906 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,640 We have to talk to someone. 907 00:51:18,684 --> 00:51:20,120 I am through with therapy. 908 00:51:20,164 --> 00:51:21,339 You know, Ryan's aunt is a detective. 909 00:51:21,382 --> 00:51:23,123 Maybe she could give me some advice. 910 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:25,256 You want advice? I'm your man. What do you need to know? 911 00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:26,866 What a law enforcement officer thinks I should do 912 00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,781 about my missing fiance. 913 00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:29,912 Yeah, well, I can't help you there. 914 00:51:29,956 --> 00:51:31,175 Police station then? 915 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:32,176 But today we were gonna do something. 916 00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:35,048 Like what?Like talk. 917 00:51:36,745 --> 00:51:37,964 About Ryan. 918 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,272 Share stories, sing songs. 919 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:42,882 Are you trying to torture me? 920 00:51:42,925 --> 00:51:44,101 No, if I was trying to torture you, 921 00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:46,103 you'd know you were being tortured. 922 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:47,887 Maybe this is karma. 923 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,280 Karma? What have I ever done? 924 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,935 Well, you told Dad I was gay. 925 00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:54,241 Yeah, you were. 926 00:51:54,285 --> 00:51:55,634 No, I wasn't.Yes, you were. 927 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:56,983 You had that boyfriend... What's his name? 928 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:58,332 I never had a boyfriend!Yes, you did. 929 00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,899 The weird little guy in the dress. 930 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:02,075 Amy. 931 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,556 That was a girl? 932 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,079 Yeah, well, Amy could've been the giveaway. 933 00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:08,777 Huh! Well, got to go. 934 00:52:08,821 --> 00:52:10,692 Yeah, but the police? 935 00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:13,652 I know you don't care, but I love that man. 936 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:15,262 He was all right. 937 00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:16,133 What? 938 00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:19,919 He was kind of nice. 939 00:52:19,962 --> 00:52:21,442 Wow, that's a turnaround. 940 00:52:21,486 --> 00:52:22,487 It's too bad you drove him away. 941 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:26,012 I really hate you. 942 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:28,928 See, you say that, but... 943 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,104 [DOOR OPENING] 944 00:52:32,410 --> 00:52:33,846 [DOOR SLAMMING] 945 00:52:38,677 --> 00:52:41,245 MALE VOICE: [WHISPERING] Patrick. 946 00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:46,554 [WHIMPERING] 947 00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:47,512 Mars? 948 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:55,346 Hmm. 949 00:52:56,564 --> 00:53:00,742 Patrick. 950 00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:16,323 Huh! Huh. 951 00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:20,501 Ow! 952 00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:22,503 Stupid tea! 953 00:53:22,547 --> 00:53:25,332 Murder. 954 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:36,169 Murderer! 955 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:51,097 [SQUEAKING RUBBER FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 956 00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:27,786 [SCREAMING] 957 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:30,223 [ECHOING] 958 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:45,107 This is crazy. 959 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,893 I'm going nuts. 960 00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:48,720 This can't be happening. 961 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:50,374 How can that happen? 962 00:54:51,113 --> 00:54:52,245 It can't. 963 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,247 I'm imagining it. 964 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:56,858 Huh. Still there. 965 00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,255 Mmm-hmm. 966 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,256 Definitely still there. 967 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,214 So. 968 00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:09,393 That's not going anywhere. What do you do now? 969 00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:12,700 What do you do when the actor you buried unburies himself 970 00:55:12,744 --> 00:55:15,007 and ends up on your back porch for everyone to see? 971 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:16,748 For everyone to see. 972 00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:20,317 They could be seeing him 973 00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:21,970 right now. 974 00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:29,978 [WHOOPING] 975 00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:33,373 Oh, yeah. 976 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,288 [STUTTERING]That's great that that got here. 977 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,684 That's just what I wanted. 978 00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:00,835 [GRUNTS] 979 00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:42,399 What? 980 00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:10,252 What is that? That's marshmallows. 981 00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:12,037 [WHISPERING] But they're for me. 982 00:57:13,647 --> 00:57:15,040 Oops. 983 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,389 There we go. 984 00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,569 [RUBBER SQUEAKING] 985 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,400 Okay, so that's not Mars. 986 00:57:34,059 --> 00:57:34,842 [WATER DRIPPING] 987 00:57:34,886 --> 00:57:36,148 Huh? 988 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,414 [GASPS] 989 00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,416 Hmm? 990 00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:16,667 [WHIMPERS] 991 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,584 Can't be. 992 00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:24,631 Why won't you leave me alone? 993 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,853 [SHRILLY] Why won't you just stay dead? 994 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:33,858 [GASPS] 995 00:58:37,296 --> 00:58:39,211 No! 996 00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:41,866 No! 997 00:58:41,909 --> 00:58:43,737 Get away from me! 998 00:58:43,781 --> 00:58:45,826 I'm sorry I killed you, but please don't kill me! 999 00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:47,959 It's a fish. 1000 00:58:49,395 --> 00:58:50,483 What? 1001 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:54,661 Oh, I know that. 1002 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:56,489 You didn't kill him. 1003 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,186 Oh, it was all just a dream. 1004 00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:01,450 All just a horrible dream. 1005 00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:04,715 He's not dead. 1006 00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:08,283 Well, I mean, he looks pretty dead now, 1007 00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:10,285 but I wouldn't blame yourself. 1008 00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:11,548 Not the fish. 1009 00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:13,114 The crabs are still very much alive. 1010 00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:17,771 Ryan.What about him? 1011 00:59:17,815 --> 00:59:19,120 He's not dead. 1012 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:20,469 Why would he be dead? 1013 00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:23,081 He wouldn't be. 1014 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:25,605 Why would you say that? 1015 00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:28,173 So, where did they come from? 1016 00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:29,740 I picked them up on the way home. 1017 00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:32,525 You brought these creatures into our house? 1018 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,092 I thought you were a vegetarian. 1019 00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:35,049 Ovo-lacto-pesco. 1020 00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:36,181 Bless you. 1021 00:59:36,224 --> 00:59:37,530 Every time. 1022 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,358 So, not a dream. 1023 00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,533 I think I'm down a crab. 1024 00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,014 [WHIMPERS] 1025 00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:51,588 [MEASURED KNOCKING] 1026 00:59:55,635 --> 00:59:56,767 MARILYN: You done with the hammer? 1027 00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,553 Why, you want it?No. No. 1028 01:00:03,382 --> 01:00:06,472 I just need you to shut up so I can get some sleep. 1029 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,996 I'm thinking some of the nail placements might need rethinking. 1030 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,567 I can think of a few places I'd like you to place them. 1031 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,396 Ryan's aunt is coming by early tomorrow 1032 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:19,441 so I need you to keep it down. 1033 01:00:19,485 --> 01:00:21,313 Tomorrow? No, no, no, tomorrow's not good for me. 1034 01:00:21,356 --> 01:00:22,619 Why not? 1035 01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:24,795 [STAMMERING] She's a detective. 1036 01:00:24,838 --> 01:00:26,884 Yeah, that's why I called her. 1037 01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:29,582 Well, what if she findswe're inadvertently breaking some obscure law? 1038 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,802 No, she won't, but she may help us find Ryan. 1039 01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:33,760 Ignorance is not a defense when it comes to the fine print. 1040 01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:41,028 Do you remember when you used to actually help me 1041 01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:43,814 as opposed to making my life misery? 1042 01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:45,250 Can't say I do. 1043 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:47,078 The bully kid at school? 1044 01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:48,949 Which one? There were a lot of them. 1045 01:00:48,993 --> 01:00:51,212 You insisted on walking me home every day, remember? 1046 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:52,953 Yeah, I hated that. 1047 01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:54,651 Well, only because you got beaten up every time. 1048 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:56,261 That was a rough school. 1049 01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:57,828 Tiny Tots Day Care. 1050 01:00:57,871 --> 01:00:59,394 They worked in packs, one of them had teeth. 1051 01:00:59,438 --> 01:01:01,179 But you showed up every day. 1052 01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,442 Yeah, well, Mom and Dadasked me to keep an eye on you. 1053 01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:05,400 No, they didn't. 1054 01:01:05,444 --> 01:01:06,401 I was going that way anyway. 1055 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:08,708 No, you weren't. 1056 01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:11,363 Look, you're my brother, and I love you. 1057 01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:13,060 Sometimes. 1058 01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:15,976 But Ryan is never gonna replace you, or Mom and Dad. 1059 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:17,195 Okay? 1060 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,293 Not anymore, he's not. 1061 01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:29,468 What are you saying? 1062 01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:33,080 Uh... 1063 01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:35,822 Not any more than anyone else ever could, he's not. 1064 01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:41,698 [DOORBELL RINGING] 1065 01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:47,573 Hello? 1066 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:48,879 MARILYN: I'll get it. 1067 01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:55,712 Who is it? 1068 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,104 MARILYN: He's just in the bath. 1069 01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:59,498 Can I get you something, a cup of tea maybe? 1070 01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:00,847 Marilyn! 1071 01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:02,501 Patrick, it's Ryan's aunt. 1072 01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:04,851 What, to see us? 1073 01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:06,244 About Ryan. 1074 01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:07,854 What about Ryan? 1075 01:02:07,898 --> 01:02:10,074 She's a detective, remember? 1076 01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:11,336 What would I know about Ryan? 1077 01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:12,250 I don't know anything about Ryan. 1078 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:13,512 Hurry up. 1079 01:02:15,906 --> 01:02:17,124 [SQUEAKING] 1080 01:02:17,168 --> 01:02:18,647 All right, I'll be right out. 1081 01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:29,310 [IN SCOTTISH ACCENT] Patrick. 1082 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:31,748 Hello. 1083 01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:34,576 Detective Morse. 1084 01:02:36,404 --> 01:02:38,319 Thought you were in the living room.I was. 1085 01:02:38,363 --> 01:02:39,886 Yes, of course you were. 1086 01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:41,714 Everything all right in there? 1087 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,020 Marilyn get you a nice cup of tea? 1088 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:45,152 That she did. Lovely young lady. 1089 01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:47,894 Can I, um, help you with something? 1090 01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:49,113 Ma'am? Officer? 1091 01:02:49,156 --> 01:02:50,810 Detective. 1092 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,333 I need to ask you some questions. 1093 01:02:52,377 --> 01:02:54,161 Well, you know, shoot. 1094 01:02:54,205 --> 01:02:56,947 Well, don't shoot but, you know, fire away. 1095 01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:58,731 May I ask what it is you're doing out here? 1096 01:03:01,603 --> 01:03:03,736 That's the question you came all the way up here to ask? 1097 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,303 Top of my list, yes. 1098 01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:07,827 Well, I was coming to see you. 1099 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,046 Through the window? 1100 01:03:10,308 --> 01:03:13,050 Yes. Through the window. 1101 01:03:13,093 --> 01:03:14,355 How would that work? 1102 01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:17,837 As it turns out, not terribly well. 1103 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,926 If you were an officer of the law... 1104 01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:21,841 Which I should just jump in here right now and say I am not. 1105 01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:24,191 Would this not strike you as suspicious? 1106 01:03:24,235 --> 01:03:26,150 Which part? 1107 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:28,761 Finding a naked manclimbing out the rear window of the residence. 1108 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,632 Oh, that part. Um... 1109 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:32,417 I guess that would depend on the circumstances. 1110 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:33,766 How so?Um... 1111 01:03:36,421 --> 01:03:38,423 Yes. Yes, it would. 1112 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,688 I would normally use the door... 1113 01:03:42,731 --> 01:03:44,777 But this morning, the window seemed more appropriate, did it? 1114 01:03:46,431 --> 01:03:48,999 It's a knob malfunction. 1115 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,873 [STUTTERING] Could you grab my towel? 1116 01:03:58,312 --> 01:04:01,185 So, you've not seen or heard from him since? 1117 01:04:01,228 --> 01:04:03,143 Not a peep. 1118 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:05,276 But you've been presentat the residence the entire time? 1119 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:08,801 Uh, at the house, yes. 1120 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,151 But you, Marilyn,you've left the premises?Yes. 1121 01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:12,979 May I ask what reason you had for leaving a crime scene? 1122 01:04:13,023 --> 01:04:14,633 I've lefta couple of times actually. 1123 01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:16,243 I went to get some groceries and... 1124 01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:18,419 Can we go back to crime scene? 1125 01:04:18,463 --> 01:04:20,465 Her fiance goes missing and she decides to go grocery shopping. 1126 01:04:20,508 --> 01:04:22,206 I didn't knowhe was missing at that point. 1127 01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:23,642 But you admit that he's missing now? 1128 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:24,861 Oh, yes, of course he's missing. 1129 01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:26,558 And you saw this as an opportunity 1130 01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:27,864 to pick up some fresh fruit and veggies, did you? 1131 01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:32,607 I don't knowhow I'm supposed to answer that. 1132 01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:35,654 Were you on good terms with the missing gentleman? 1133 01:04:35,697 --> 01:04:38,613 Ryan, your nephew, yes.We were engaged to be married. 1134 01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:41,486 You know that, you sent us a knife block. 1135 01:04:41,529 --> 01:04:43,923 Och, you're welcome, dear. 1136 01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,707 Am I to infer from that that you were? 1137 01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:47,927 Good terms. Yes. 1138 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:51,409 Had you and he ever discussed insurance? 1139 01:04:51,452 --> 01:04:55,674 I see,so the multi-thousand-dollar settlement was news to you. 1140 01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:58,242 Multi-thousand?That's right. 1141 01:04:58,285 --> 01:05:00,635 Well, he was the best thing in the show. 1142 01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:02,811 Excuse me?You didn't think so? 1143 01:05:02,855 --> 01:05:04,117 Of course I did. 1144 01:05:04,161 --> 01:05:05,510 This is StarCrossed, the space soap? 1145 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:06,728 Daytime Emmy-nominated. 1146 01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:07,947 Not usually my thing. 1147 01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:09,514 It really sucked me in.Did it? 1148 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:10,819 Ryan was very good. 1149 01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:12,909 Yes. Yes, he was. 1150 01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:13,997 I thought you never watched it. 1151 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,476 I watched it a bunch of times. 1152 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,087 You said once by accident. 1153 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:19,089 I lied. Not that I lie that often. 1154 01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:20,873 [SCOFFS] 1155 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,179 But you watched it and enjoyed it? 1156 01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:24,050 Yes. 1157 01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:25,747 Let's cut to the chase, shall we? 1158 01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:39,196 Sorry? 1159 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:40,501 Well, you stand to make a substantial amount of money 1160 01:05:40,545 --> 01:05:41,763 if Ryan doesn't turn up. 1161 01:05:41,807 --> 01:05:43,026 I do?She does? 1162 01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:44,636 She does. 1163 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,681 I think the time for games is over, missy. 1164 01:05:46,725 --> 01:05:48,292 Is it?Aye. 1165 01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:50,903 This is a serious criminal investigation. 1166 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,123 When did this become seriously criminal? 1167 01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:55,081 When the black widow here lined her web 1168 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,735 with the proceeds of a rising star. 1169 01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,738 You think I murdered him? 1170 01:05:59,781 --> 01:06:01,740 You're the one throwing murder words around. 1171 01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,916 And by murder words she means the word "murdered." 1172 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,180 I'm going to need to look around. 1173 01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:08,921 Don't you need a warrant for that? 1174 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,357 Well, you could refuse. 1175 01:06:10,401 --> 01:06:12,751 Oh, great.But I'd advise against it. 1176 01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:14,666 Yeah, but you're the one doing the looking around, 1177 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:16,407 so you're probably a little biased. 1178 01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:18,148 I've got nothing to hide, search away. 1179 01:06:18,191 --> 01:06:19,714 Actually, I'd prefer to have a quick go-around, 1180 01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:21,064 maybe with a vacuum cleaner, 1181 01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,761 just to clean up a little bit. 1182 01:06:22,804 --> 01:06:25,633 Just in case there are any, you know, nasty surprises. 1183 01:06:25,677 --> 01:06:27,374 And by nasty surprises, I mean cleanliness issues 1184 01:06:27,418 --> 01:06:29,942 rather than criminal-tampering issues. 1185 01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:34,642 So, you're consenting to the search? 1186 01:06:34,686 --> 01:06:36,383 I am.Actually, a rain check would... 1187 01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:37,732 Would be good. 1188 01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:40,126 Then, if you'll excuse me, 1189 01:06:43,216 --> 01:06:44,348 I'll take a look around. 1190 01:06:47,568 --> 01:06:48,961 Herb garden? 1191 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,442 PATRICK: Just need the herbs. 1192 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:55,968 So, uh, not an electric ladder? 1193 01:06:56,795 --> 01:06:58,971 God! They saw me coming. 1194 01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:09,634 No, I don't see it. 1195 01:07:09,677 --> 01:07:12,071 There, sweetie, that's an arm, 1196 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:15,988 and those are legs. 1197 01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:19,600 So, everything in order? 1198 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:25,171 Oh, yes.Great. 1199 01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:27,391 I'll see you downtown.No. 1200 01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:29,393 You won't get away with this, little lady. 1201 01:07:29,436 --> 01:07:30,872 I will be back with a warrant and a forensics team. 1202 01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:33,049 Forensics?Don't go anywhere. 1203 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,007 I've got my eye on you. 1204 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,183 Yes, well, thanks for coming by. 1205 01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:45,104 You, too, sweet cheeks. 1206 01:07:50,892 --> 01:07:52,633 Well, she seems nice. 1207 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:15,482 I haven't done anything so there's nothing to worry about. 1208 01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:17,223 You haven't? 1209 01:08:17,267 --> 01:08:20,574 Let her bring her DNA scanners, her fingerprint lifters, 1210 01:08:20,618 --> 01:08:22,446 and her snuffer dogs. 1211 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:25,101 What's a snuffer dog? 1212 01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:28,234 Sorry, I'm a little hazy 1213 01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:31,542 about who and what shows up at police searches. 1214 01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:33,457 Well, I could see sniffer dogs. 1215 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:36,677 How could she think I was responsible for Ryan's disappearance? 1216 01:08:36,721 --> 01:08:38,070 I have no idea.[SIGHS] 1217 01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:06,098 [PATRICK SCREAMING] 1218 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:14,933 You killed him? Not on purpose. 1219 01:09:14,976 --> 01:09:17,283 You killed him by accidentwhile you were trying to kill him on purpose. 1220 01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:18,632 You make it sound like it's my fault. 1221 01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:19,938 How do you live with yourself? 1222 01:09:19,981 --> 01:09:21,374 I thought he was trying to kill you. 1223 01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:23,942 He was quoting StarCrossed in an interview. 1224 01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:25,161 I thought maybe I didn't like him. 1225 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:27,032 So you killed him? 1226 01:09:27,075 --> 01:09:29,556 You thinkthat's a normal response to maybe not liking someone? 1227 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,124 Gee, I hope Patrickmaybe likes this one or it's... 1228 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,039 It was not like that, 1229 01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:36,389 if that was supposed to be the throat-cutting sound. 1230 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:38,522 What is he doing in your bed? I didn't put him there. 1231 01:09:38,565 --> 01:09:40,088 Well, he's there now. 1232 01:09:40,132 --> 01:09:42,308 Well, I feel better knowing you know. 1233 01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,092 You feel better? A bit. 1234 01:09:44,136 --> 01:09:45,964 How dare you feel better? 1235 01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:47,574 You've killed my fiance, 1236 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:49,881 wrapped him up in the one remaining family heirloom 1237 01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:51,709 you haven't auctioned off online, 1238 01:09:51,752 --> 01:09:53,667 and I only find about it'cause there's a corpse in your bed, 1239 01:09:53,711 --> 01:09:55,452 and I'm the one up for murder? 1240 01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:57,236 Some things are better if you just get them out in the open, 1241 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,585 you can talk about them and, you know... 1242 01:09:58,629 --> 01:10:00,152 Oh, like murder? 1243 01:10:02,676 --> 01:10:05,244 So, now what?You gonna knock me off, too? 1244 01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:07,028 No, you're my sister. 1245 01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:10,293 How would that help me? 1246 01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:12,556 Hello? 1247 01:10:12,599 --> 01:10:14,297 Hmm. 1248 01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:16,081 [STUTTERING] Look, I'm sorry about all this, I really am, 1249 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:17,909 and not just because you're the one going to jail for it. 1250 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,650 Why are you such an idiot? Oh, I got dropped on my... 1251 01:10:19,693 --> 01:10:20,999 Rhetorical. 1252 01:10:21,869 --> 01:10:22,957 What do we do now? 1253 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:24,132 Who's "we"? 1254 01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:26,526 What do I do now? 1255 01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:28,528 The way I see it, you've got two options, 1256 01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:29,703 jail... 1257 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,010 Okay. 1258 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:34,578 No, you go to jail. 1259 01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:36,449 Oh, I don't like that so much. 1260 01:10:36,493 --> 01:10:38,059 Or get rid of the body. 1261 01:10:38,103 --> 01:10:39,626 I have tried that. 1262 01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:40,801 Yeah, 1263 01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:42,760 but I haven't. 1264 01:10:43,413 --> 01:10:44,675 Are you kidding? 1265 01:10:44,718 --> 01:10:46,590 [SAW WHINING] 1266 01:10:47,721 --> 01:10:49,027 Can't come back if it's in pieces. 1267 01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:50,681 It has a name. Its name is Ryan. 1268 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,639 What do you want? 1269 01:10:52,683 --> 01:10:54,293 Little bits can'tdrag themselves out of the lake and up the hill. 1270 01:10:54,337 --> 01:10:55,816 Well, you're pretty cavalier with the power tools. 1271 01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:56,817 I thought you loved this guy. 1272 01:10:56,861 --> 01:10:59,124 I did, very, very much. 1273 01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:00,952 But you've taken him away from me 1274 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,040 and made me an accessory to murder, haven't you? 1275 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,346 Involuntary manslaughter. 1276 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:04,999 I'm doing this for both of us. 1277 01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:07,219 I'm not sure I want either of us to be doing this. 1278 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,655 Oh, jail it is then. 1279 01:11:10,048 --> 01:11:11,571 I'll be outside. 1280 01:11:12,877 --> 01:11:13,617 [SAW WHIRRING] 1281 01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:23,191 [SAW WHINING] 1282 01:11:27,848 --> 01:11:28,936 Voila. 1283 01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:31,635 You can't feed him that. 1284 01:11:31,678 --> 01:11:34,290 Why not? The raw-food diet is supposed to be good for them. 1285 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:37,467 Apparently,it'll give him a shiny coat and his poo won't smell. 1286 01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:39,643 You're feeding Ryan to Mars. 1287 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,645 No, not all at once. I don't want him to get sick. 1288 01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:44,387 What about me? 1289 01:11:44,430 --> 01:11:46,519 We could scatter him around the garden, I guess, 1290 01:11:46,563 --> 01:11:48,042 but there's always a chance that they'll find him. 1291 01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:49,783 Well, some of him. 1292 01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:55,223 It just seems wrong. 1293 01:11:56,181 --> 01:11:58,096 That's because it is wrong. 1294 01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:37,135 You look awful. 1295 01:12:37,788 --> 01:12:38,528 Soy turkey? 1296 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:42,314 I'm still a bit queasy. 1297 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,577 Well, it could have somethingto do with the whole body-in-the-blender thing. 1298 01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:46,927 Hmm. Didn't bother you when you killed him though, did it? 1299 01:12:46,971 --> 01:12:48,842 Not as much as the mincing. 1300 01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:51,932 Mmm! What can I say? When it comes to murder, cleanup is a bitch. 1301 01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:54,805 None of thiswas supposed to happen. This is terrible. 1302 01:12:54,848 --> 01:12:56,372 What's the problem? I'm helping you out here. 1303 01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:58,722 This is the problem. Shouldn't you be more upset? 1304 01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:00,332 Oh, I could be madder.Or saner. 1305 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,594 This, coming from you? 1306 01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:02,987 Hey, takes one to know one. 1307 01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,771 I don't want this. 1308 01:13:04,815 --> 01:13:06,556 I'm doing what I have to do 1309 01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:08,993 because my only living relative is a murdering psychopath. 1310 01:13:09,036 --> 01:13:10,560 [CLOCK CUCKOOING] 1311 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,090 [DOOR CREAKING] 1312 01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:29,796 [MARS PANTING] 1313 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:30,754 Mars? 1314 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:33,757 Hey. 1315 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,977 What you doing? 1316 01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,370 [MARS GROWLING] 1317 01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:41,634 Mars? 1318 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,070 Mars, it's me, Patrick, remember? 1319 01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:45,943 Patrick. 1320 01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:49,425 Mars? 1321 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:54,342 [MARS SNARLING] 1322 01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:04,657 You're feeding him to the neighbors' dogs? 1323 01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:07,443 Mars can't eat him all. 1324 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,488 Why not?Well, there's quite a bit. 1325 01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:10,881 He didn't look like that big of a guy 1326 01:14:10,924 --> 01:14:12,578 but we have made quite a meal out of him. 1327 01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:19,411 Can you, uh, get the door for me? 1328 01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:21,805 [MEEKLY] No. 1329 01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:30,770 This is bad. He was a good guy. 1330 01:14:30,814 --> 01:14:31,815 What? 1331 01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:33,338 Ryan, he was a good guy. 1332 01:14:33,381 --> 01:14:34,470 I thought you hated him. 1333 01:14:34,513 --> 01:14:35,601 I did at the time. 1334 01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,342 At the time he was alive? 1335 01:14:37,385 --> 01:14:39,213 Well, yes, he made great breakfast. 1336 01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:42,086 Well, now he can make great lunches and dinners as well. 1337 01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:43,696 That's not funny. 1338 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,611 Why didn't you think of this before he was dead? 1339 01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:47,352 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't knowwhat it would be like if he was dead 1340 01:14:47,395 --> 01:14:48,614 until after he was dead. 1341 01:14:48,658 --> 01:14:50,268 I'm having a hard time with this. 1342 01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:52,226 How do you think I feel? 1343 01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:53,924 Well, to be honest,I'm finding your whole response to murder thing 1344 01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:55,621 a little peculiar. 1345 01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:57,014 Oh, I'm sorry, is there some sort of standard response? 1346 01:14:57,057 --> 01:14:58,406 How am I supposed to respond? 1347 01:14:58,450 --> 01:14:59,799 Oh, I don't know, maybe not quite so eager 1348 01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:01,627 to turn your soul mate into Kibbles 'n Bits. 1349 01:15:01,671 --> 01:15:04,064 These are not the actions of a vegetarian! 1350 01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:05,849 What happened to ovo-lacto-pesco, huh? 1351 01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:07,024 Bless you. 1352 01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:08,460 He had a face. 1353 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,854 He had a cute, fuzzy face. 1354 01:15:10,897 --> 01:15:13,421 You should be happy. You wanted him gone, he's gone. 1355 01:15:13,465 --> 01:15:16,294 I'm just the aid in aiding and abetting, remember? 1356 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:18,818 I wish he wasn't dead. 1357 01:15:18,862 --> 01:15:21,212 I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't think straight. 1358 01:15:22,387 --> 01:15:23,867 I can't stand this anymore. 1359 01:15:23,910 --> 01:15:25,433 Why not? 1360 01:15:25,477 --> 01:15:27,174 Mars can't even look me in the eyes. 1361 01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:29,046 Guilty conscience? 1362 01:15:29,089 --> 01:15:30,569 Me or the dog? 1363 01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:33,267 Ryan was a caring, honest, funny man, 1364 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:35,095 and you took him away from me. 1365 01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:37,097 I've done a terrible thing. 1366 01:15:37,141 --> 01:15:40,971 I've dragged the two mostimportant people in my life down with me. 1367 01:15:41,014 --> 01:15:42,668 Okay, one of them is a dog, but you know what I mean. 1368 01:15:42,712 --> 01:15:43,930 I think so. 1369 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,584 You were right and I was wrong. 1370 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:48,108 The guy was a keeper and I threw him away. 1371 01:15:48,152 --> 01:15:50,197 I'm very, very sorry. 1372 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,503 Ryan. 1373 01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:53,461 Ryan! 1374 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,942 Ryan. 1375 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:58,902 Ryan! 1376 01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:01,644 Ryan. 1377 01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:05,561 [FOOTSTEPS CLOMPING] 1378 01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:32,936 Detective? 1379 01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:34,154 [POPPING] 1380 01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:37,331 [AIR HISSING] 1381 01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:48,473 [HISSING] 1382 01:16:49,169 --> 01:16:50,954 Ryan! 1383 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,564 No. 1384 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,000 I buried you. 1385 01:16:54,044 --> 01:16:55,393 I sank you. 1386 01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,395 She cut you up!Mmm-hmm. 1387 01:16:57,438 --> 01:17:00,485 He's back! He's back and you fed him to the dogs! 1388 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:06,491 No, no, Patrick, I'm not dead. 1389 01:17:06,534 --> 01:17:07,579 [CHUCKLES] 1390 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:08,580 [GIGGLES] 1391 01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:11,757 Not dead. 1392 01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:13,672 Undead! 1393 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:18,198 Escape, Marilyn! 1394 01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:20,244 Save yourself! I'll send this abomination 1395 01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:22,855 back to the hell from whence it came! 1396 01:17:22,899 --> 01:17:24,988 No, seriously, I didn't die. You didn't kill me. 1397 01:17:35,389 --> 01:17:37,609 But look at you. 1398 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,916 I know, it's all in the makeup. 1399 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:42,396 You're sweet, but it was youthat made the character so alive. 1400 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,007 Thanks, babe. 1401 01:17:44,050 --> 01:17:45,095 You were so dead. 1402 01:17:45,138 --> 01:17:47,227 He was, wasn't he? 1403 01:17:47,271 --> 01:17:49,490 Honey, I wanted to geta few shots for my portfolio before you messed it up. 1404 01:17:49,534 --> 01:17:50,622 Oh, I'm sorry, sugar lips. 1405 01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:54,670 I didn't kill you? 1406 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:56,541 No. 1407 01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:58,238 We knew you'd nevercome around to accepting Ryan on your own, 1408 01:17:58,282 --> 01:17:59,675 so we just thought we'd give you a little nudge. 1409 01:18:01,285 --> 01:18:02,721 Little nudge? 1410 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:05,028 I choreographed the ladder accident myself, 1411 01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:06,638 using my stunt training. 1412 01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:10,860 I never went for groceries. 1413 01:18:10,903 --> 01:18:12,905 She was hiding in the backyard working on my makeup. 1414 01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:14,690 MARILYN: And I kept you busy on the phone. 1415 01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:16,648 RYAN: Birdless tofu turkey coupons. 1416 01:18:17,344 --> 01:18:19,042 But I buried you. 1417 01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:22,436 No, actually you buried him. 1418 01:18:24,134 --> 01:18:25,701 What is that? 1419 01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:27,093 An inflatable sex man. 1420 01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:28,660 An inflatable sex man. What... 1421 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,618 I filled him with water. 1422 01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:34,144 RYAN: Marilyn had him laying around. He was perfect. 1423 01:18:35,014 --> 01:18:36,537 Yes, yes he was. 1424 01:18:38,104 --> 01:18:40,541 Uh, perfect for staging my honey's death. 1425 01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:44,502 I threw you in the lake. 1426 01:18:44,545 --> 01:18:45,721 RYAN: Yes, yes you did. 1427 01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:48,288 MARILYN: Inflatable. 1428 01:18:48,332 --> 01:18:49,333 He's a floater. 1429 01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:50,595 Amongst other talents. 1430 01:18:51,596 --> 01:18:53,250 The police, what about the police? 1431 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:57,254 [SCOTTISH ACCENT] Just me, sweet cheeks, only me. 1432 01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:58,951 You saw me naked. 1433 01:19:00,170 --> 01:19:01,475 Oh, yeah. 1434 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,087 Thank you. 1435 01:19:05,653 --> 01:19:07,438 Thank you for not being dead. 1436 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,744 Thanks for not killing me. 1437 01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:12,269 Come here, big guy. 1438 01:19:12,312 --> 01:19:14,097 [CHUCKLING] 1439 01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,881 You, you are so evil. 1440 01:19:17,143 --> 01:19:20,712 And you, you're like Scottish evil. 1441 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,974 [LAUGHING] But that was so good. 1442 01:19:22,018 --> 01:19:23,541 I knew you and Ryan would hit it off. 1443 01:19:23,584 --> 01:19:24,760 You just couldn't admit it to yourself. 1444 01:19:24,803 --> 01:19:26,762 I admit it! I admit it! 1445 01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:29,155 I found the perfect woman and now I finally got a brother of my own. 1446 01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:31,331 Yes. Yes, you did. 1447 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,811 Can you, um... 1448 01:19:32,855 --> 01:19:34,117 This is so beautiful. 1449 01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:36,119 [GROANING] Brother? 1450 01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:37,642 Oh, would you listen to that? 1451 01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:39,252 I'm getting a bit weepy here. 1452 01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:40,340 What do you need, bro? 1453 01:19:40,384 --> 01:19:42,125 [GASPING] Stop hug now. 1454 01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:43,561 Pepe. 1455 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,348 Sorry, dude. 1456 01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:50,220 With her out of the way, we've got the world, 1457 01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:52,439 the power to be who we wanna be. 1458 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:55,747 These feelings are so new to me. How can I trust them? 1459 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,531 I've learned kilos 1460 01:19:57,575 --> 01:20:00,317 by almost losing you to that Parantafreezian bounty hunter. 1461 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,928 How could I ever again risk that when my love for you is infinite? 1462 01:20:02,972 --> 01:20:05,539 As infinite as the crushing force of an imploding star. 1463 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:06,758 Oh, Colt. 1464 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,154 COLT: I was sad to see her go. 1465 01:20:11,197 --> 01:20:13,373 Sad to leave that glimmering beauty from another race 1466 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:15,419 so different from my own. 1467 01:20:15,462 --> 01:20:19,815 But happy. Happy to be back amongst the red-hot, fiery solar winds 1468 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:23,601 that would take me to the icy-blue planets of the perimeter. 1469 01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:26,604 [DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 1470 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:30,434 [HORN HONKING] 1471 01:20:30,477 --> 01:20:31,652 That'll be her. 1472 01:20:31,696 --> 01:20:32,871 Oh, great, she found it. 1473 01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:34,786 Oh, great, she did. Who's she? 1474 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,396 Oh, no. 1475 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,963 What? 1476 01:20:38,007 --> 01:20:40,009 In all the excitement, we totally forgot to tell you. 1477 01:20:40,052 --> 01:20:41,401 What? So tell me now. 1478 01:20:41,445 --> 01:20:42,881 My little sis. 1479 01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:44,274 Sister? 1480 01:20:44,317 --> 01:20:46,319 Yeah, she's coming to help with the wedding. 1481 01:20:46,363 --> 01:20:47,451 Oh. 1482 01:20:47,494 --> 01:20:49,279 What?Nothing. 1483 01:20:49,322 --> 01:20:51,150 What's wrong?It's nothing. 1484 01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:53,022 Great. 1485 01:20:53,065 --> 01:20:55,198 I've just really been enjoying all the quality time, you know? 1486 01:20:56,025 --> 01:20:57,635 Get out of here. 1487 01:20:57,678 --> 01:20:59,115 You'll love her. 1488 01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:07,645 RYAN: I mean, did you have to park across the driveway? 1489 01:21:07,688 --> 01:21:08,646 MARILYN: I never liked that bush anyway. 1490 01:21:09,777 --> 01:21:10,822 You still gonna marry him? 1491 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,868 Elise, please. 1492 01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:15,261 So, you couldn't talk them out of this? 1493 01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:17,176 Oh, he tried. 1494 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,264 Really? 1495 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,396 Really. 1496 01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:20,658 I like him already. 1497 01:21:21,528 --> 01:21:22,660 Elise, remember what I said? 1498 01:21:22,703 --> 01:21:23,879 What? You said be myself. 1499 01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:25,881 I never said that.Oh, whatever. 1500 01:21:25,924 --> 01:21:28,448 This is my future brother-in-law, Patrick. 1501 01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:30,233 Patrick, this is my sister, Elise. 1502 01:21:30,276 --> 01:21:31,103 Hi. 1503 01:21:33,410 --> 01:21:34,715 [DREAMILY] Hello. 1504 01:21:40,765 --> 01:21:43,246 You are beautiful. 1505 01:21:43,289 --> 01:21:44,682 Whoa, there. 1506 01:21:44,725 --> 01:21:46,902 Well, you're not bad yourself. 1507 01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:48,033 Well, perhaps you'd like me to, uh, 1508 01:21:49,295 --> 01:21:50,035 show you around? 1509 01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:53,082 Perhaps I would. 1510 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:56,085 Oh, no, no, not gonna happen. 1511 01:21:56,128 --> 01:21:57,477 Maybe I'll do the showing. 1512 01:21:57,521 --> 01:21:58,652 No, no, no, I'm on it. 1513 01:21:58,696 --> 01:21:59,740 MARILYN: Okay, let's go, come on. 1514 01:21:59,784 --> 01:22:00,959 Yeah. 1515 01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:02,656 MARILYN: That was the living room. 1516 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:05,007 No, no, you're not. 1517 01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:08,488 You, you are coming with me. 1518 01:27:32,943 --> 01:27:34,553 ALL: All of us! 1519 01:27:34,597 --> 01:27:35,641 [MAN WHOOPING] 1520 01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:36,816 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 1521 01:27:36,860 --> 01:27:38,209 Now, turn that bloody thing off!