1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:04,216 This programme contains depictions of drug abuse, 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,976 very strong language 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,056 and scenes of a sexual nature. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:12,960 Please be aware that this programme also contains themes of suicide. 5 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,920 (WOMAN SHRIEKS HAPPILY) (CHILDREN CHATTER) 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,736 (KIDS LAUGHING AND PLAYING) 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,816 (PENSIVE MUSIC) 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,080 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 9 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,000 And it's hard. And, erm... 10 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,600 (MUFFLED CHATTER) 11 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,160 Bunny. 12 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,360 Bunny, the pier is burning down. 13 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,816 There's fire engines and police cars 14 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,440 and all these people on the beach are just watching it burn. 15 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,336 The starlings are going mad. 16 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,696 They're screaming, Bun. Libby. 17 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,016 All the little babies are burning in their nests. 18 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,496 I can't bear it. Libby, hey, 19 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,720 it'll be alright, baby. 20 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,656 Don't worry. 21 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,776 I'm scared, Bunny. 22 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,616 I can smell the smoke from here. 23 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,816 When are you coming home? 24 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,600 I need you. 25 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,480 (GROANS) 26 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,536 (WHISTLES) (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) And, Bunny, listen. 27 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,936 There's this guy running round attacking women with a pitchfork, 28 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,696 from up north. (GROANS) Fuck. 29 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,016 Bunny, it's on the telly. 30 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,096 He paints his face red and wears these horns. 31 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,096 Plastic horns, you know? Fuck sake. 32 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,376 Bunny? 33 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,840 Are you off your Tegretol, baby? 34 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,280 Libby, tell me you've been taking the Tegretol. 35 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,040 Turn the TV off, go to bed. 36 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,776 Yeah? Take a sleeping tablet. 37 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,176 Yeah, look, fuck it, take two sleeping tablets. 38 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,616 Get some rest. 39 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,656 I'll be home tomorrow. 40 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,456 Early. 41 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,696 Can't you get home tonight? 42 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,640 (SCOFFS SOFTLY) 43 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,376 (SIGHS) I would if I could. 44 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,920 I'm miles and miles away. 45 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,896 Oh, Bunny. 46 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,056 (SIRENS WAIL NEARBY) 47 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,400 You fucking liar. 48 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,880 (PLACE PHONE DOWN) 49 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,440 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 50 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,536 (MOBILE THUDS) 51 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,016 (DOOR OPENS) 52 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,080 You got your hands full there, darlin'. 53 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,480 It's my wife. 54 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,840 She suffers from depression. 55 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,256 Who doesn't? 56 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,040 No. It's a medical condition. 57 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,336 She's on medication. 58 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,576 Oh, baby. 59 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,016 She forgets to take her pills. 60 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,776 You know? Mm. 61 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,240 She'll take them now. 62 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,600 She'll be fine after she takes- (SOFTLY): Hush now, baby. 63 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,336 Call me Bunny. 64 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,160 -I'll call you any damn thing - you want, sweetie. -No. 65 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,480 Call me Bunny. 66 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,056 Ah. Ah. 67 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,456 Yeah. Ah. 68 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,640 (PANTS) 69 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,880 I'm fucking Bunny Munro. 70 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,176 ♪ Oh, baby 71 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,960 (UNNERVING THEME MUSIC) 72 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,800 ♪ It's a commitment 73 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,200 ♪ It's a commitment, baby 74 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,040 ♪ M-M-My wife don't like it 75 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,000 ♪ My wife don't like it! 76 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,360 ♪ It's a commitment, yeah 77 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,560 ♪ We gotta love one another or die, brother 78 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,416 ♪ We gotta love one another or die 79 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,280 ♪ Oh, baby 80 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,616 ♪ Cos it's superglue 81 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,560 ♪ It's superglue 82 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,600 ♪ It's superglue, baby! 83 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,480 ♪ Knock 'em dead 84 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,440 ♪ Knock 'em dead! ♪ 85 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,000 (CUTLERY CLINKING) (PEOPLE CHATTER) 86 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,840 (SEAGULLS CRY OUTSIDE) 87 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,240 Anything else? 88 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,360 Tea. 89 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,120 Bloody "please" wouldn't hurt. Hold on. 90 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,576 Come here. 91 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,360 Please. 92 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,200 (SOFTLY): Please. 93 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,600 Beautiful. 94 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,200 What? "River." 95 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,776 That's a fucking beautiful name. Yeah? 96 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,536 -My mum called me it. -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 97 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,536 Cos I was born near the river. 98 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,280 -Huh. -Mm. Lucky you weren't born near a toilet. 99 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,640 (LAUGHS) Guess what my name is. 100 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,360 (EXHALING RAPIDLY THROUGH NOSE) 101 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,440 (EXHALING RAPIDLY THROUGH NOSE) 102 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,800 -I'm Bunny. -Bunny. -Bunny. 103 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,280 Wow. Suddenly River doesn't seem so bad. 104 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,000 Here. 105 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,856 (SUITCASE LOCKS CLICK) 106 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,216 Da-dah. 107 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,240 Now... 108 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,976 ...take this. What is it? 109 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,360 Only the finest hand cream known to mankind. 110 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,120 Elastin-rich. Extra relief. 111 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,160 Silky smooth. 112 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,280 You sell this, yeah? 113 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,400 But you can have it, free. 114 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,320 Bloody miraculous stuff. 115 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,840 ♪ JOHNNY THUNDER: I'm Alive ♪ 116 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,720 I can give you a demonstration if you like. 117 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,920 ♪ I'm alive! 118 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,216 ♪ And I see things mighty clear today 119 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,176 ♪ I'm alive! 120 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,160 ♪ Mmm 121 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,600 ♪ I'm alive! 122 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,376 ♪ And I'm breathing clean, fresh air today 123 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,856 ♪ I'm alive 124 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,600 ♪ Yes, I am 125 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,360 ♪ And I'm real 126 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,160 ♪ I can taste and touch and see and feel I'm alive 127 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,656 ♪ Mmm 128 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,416 ♪ I'm alive! 129 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,240 (WOMEN CHEER) 130 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,016 ♪ I'm alive 131 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,920 ♪ Yeah 132 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,000 ♪ Hey! 133 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,960 (VOCALISING) 134 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,320 (VOCALISING CONTINUES) 135 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,520 ♪ Baby! 136 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,296 I'm coming, baby! 137 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,280 (SONG CONTINUES ON CAR RADIO) 138 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,496 ♪ I'm alive... ♪ 139 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,240 (TYRES SCREECH) 140 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,640 (HUMMING) 141 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,656 ♪ I'm alive... 142 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,336 (MIXES UP WORDS WHILE SINGING) 143 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,040 ♪ I'm alive... ♪ 144 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,440 (MUMBLED SINGING) 145 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,776 (KEYS JANGLE) 146 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,560 (WHISTLING) (LOCK CLICKS) 147 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,800 (SWITCH CLICKING) 148 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,256 What the fuck? Jesus. 149 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,280 Dad? 150 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,496 Hi, Dad. 151 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,280 What the fuck happened here? 152 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,056 I don't know. I'm sorry. 153 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,800 There are Coco Pops everywhere. Well, don't do that. 154 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,096 What's this? Oh. 155 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,960 That was me. Sorry. 156 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,056 But I didn't break the bulbs. 157 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,896 Where's your mother? 158 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,976 She's locked herself in her room. 159 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,336 She won't come out, Dad. 160 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,696 What? Libby? 161 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,576 Lib? 162 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,656 (HANDLE RATTLES) 163 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,600 Libby. 164 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,416 (SINGSONG): Libby. Dad, 165 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,256 did you know that the Sun orbits the galactic centre 166 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:34,280 at a distance of 26,606-What? 167 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,240 Baby. (KNOCKS RHYTHMICALLY) 168 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,216 Ha! 169 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,280 Hey. 170 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,680 Come on, baby, it's your bunny man. 171 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,456 Open the door. 172 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,336 Open the door! 173 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,816 Libby! (HANDLE RATTLES) Libby! 174 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,216 Hoy! Argh! I've got a key. 175 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,496 Fuck! Argh! 176 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,216 Dad. (BANGING ON DOOR) Libby! 177 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,016 -I've got a key. -Libby! -Dad! 178 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,640 What? I've got a key. 179 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,856 Well, why didn't you say so? Christ. 180 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,960 (LOCK CLICKS) 181 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,320 (TENSE MUSIC RISES) 182 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,720 (MUSIC STOPS) 183 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,280 (DOOR SLAMS) (BREATHES SHAKILY) 184 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,080 (CHATTER OUTSIDE) 185 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,200 (VERY SOFTLY): No 186 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,216 (VERY SOFTLY): No. 187 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,320 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON TV) MAN: On three. One, two, three. 188 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,256 Do not scratch that now. MAN 2: Got it. 189 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,056 (THUD NEARBY) Gently 190 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,840 Make sure her head's in. 191 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,000 Take it slow cos the family's in the next room. 192 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,280 (SEAGULLS CRY) 193 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,856 (DOOR OPENS) 194 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,096 (METALLIC RATTLING) 195 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,080 (CHATTER BELOW) 196 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,656 Oh! 197 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,736 Right. 198 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,720 Ready? (METALLIC CLACKING) 199 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,536 ♪ J.J. CALE: Cherry ♪ ♪ Cherry... 200 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,176 (AMBULANCE DOORS SLAMMING) 201 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,480 ♪ Cherry 202 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,160 ♪ Will you love me too? ♪ 203 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,400 (SNIFFS) 204 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,320 Libby Pennington. 205 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,600 Will you marry me? 206 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,216 (SCOFFS) (LAUGHS) 207 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,136 What? 208 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,520 Libby Pennington-You're drunk. 209 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,040 Ask me in the morning. 210 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,080 I'm not drunk. 211 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,696 And... 212 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,656 it is the morning. 213 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,696 Fuck. 214 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,576 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 215 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,520 (GENTLE MUSIC) 216 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,040 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 217 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,456 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 218 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,040 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 219 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,576 Will you honour and obey me? 220 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,600 Fuck, yeah. 221 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,600 Bunny? 222 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,776 Yeah. 223 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800 Of course. 224 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,880 (MOANING SOFTLY) 225 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,520 Wait. Er... Wait. 226 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,016 What? What? 227 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,776 What does that say? What? 228 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,120 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 229 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,440 If you can make it to the mirror... 230 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,496 ...you'll find out. (SIGHS) 231 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,560 (AMBULANCE ENGINE STARTS) 232 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,080 (AMBULANCE DEPARTS) 233 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,856 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 234 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,360 (MUFFLED CHATTER) 235 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,680 "Extend your loving devotion to all those who know you..." 236 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,720 ...and your righteousness to be upright in heart. 237 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,656 Let not the foot of the proud come against me. 238 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,736 "Nor the hand of the wicked drive me away." 239 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,736 Amen. 240 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,000 ALL: Amen. Amen. 241 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,136 My dear family and friends, 242 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,896 thank you for joining us today, 243 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:49,120 as we celebrate and honour the life of our beloved Libby. 244 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,216 Libby was a cherished member of our community, 245 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,200 full of life and much loved by all. 246 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,656 Although she is no longer with us... (WHISPERS): Bunny. 247 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,576 ...she lives on in our thoughts. (SNIFFLES) 248 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,040 Seen this cunt? And in our hearts.(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 249 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,096 Libby... 250 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,880 was a kind and loving woman... 251 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,736 ...with a beautiful son 252 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,576 and a devoted husband. (WOMAN EXHALES SHARPLY) 253 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,616 Each of you here today... 254 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,760 may have only known one facet of Libby. 255 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,896 As a family member. 256 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,840 As a friend. 257 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,160 As a mother. 258 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,056 It is only when we shine light on all of these facets 259 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,400 that we may hope to see Libby as a whole person. 260 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,720 If any of Libby's loved ones would... care to say a few words? 261 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,216 (DOOR CLANGS) 262 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,600 (PEOPLE MURMUR) (DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES) 263 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,936 (LIGHTER CLICKS) 264 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,840 (DARK MUSIC) 265 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,720 (UNZIPS TROUSERS) 266 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,400 (WHISPERS): Oh, yeah. 267 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,960 Motherfucker. (MOANING) 268 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,200 (MOANS) 269 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,000 (MUSIC TURNS ANGELIC) 270 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,160 (MOANING) 271 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,056 (MOANING QUICKENS) 272 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,760 (SCREAMS) 273 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,880 (FAINT SCREAMING UNDER MUSICAL SCORE) 274 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,960 (SOBS) 275 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,640 (PANTING) 276 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,280 (SPITS) 277 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,240 (SEAGULLS CRY) (WAVES CRASH) 278 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,816 State of it. (CHUCKLES) 279 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,096 (GASPS) (LAUGHS) 280 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,160 He heard me. 281 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,176 (KIDS PLAYING NEARBY) 282 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,800 Jesus, Bun, are you ready for this? 283 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,880 What's that? 284 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,616 Well, I was just saying- Didn't quite hear. 285 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,256 Didn't catch it, trifle deaf. Piss off. 286 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,440 (LAUGHS) (FAINT RATTLING) 287 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,200 You're talking to Bunny Munro, babes. 288 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,080 You haven't seen me once I get going. 289 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,520 (WATER DRIPPING) 290 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,760 (PEOPLE CHATTER) 291 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,920 (VEHICLE ENGINE STARTS) 292 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,520 (DOOR CREAKS) 293 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,240 What you doing? 294 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,736 The... The light hurt my eyes. 295 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,120 I think I probably need some cream on them or something. 296 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,520 You alright? 297 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,760 I didn't know where you were, and... 298 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,216 They put the coffin in the ground and put the mud on it, so... 299 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,280 (SIGHS) (SOFTLY): Fuck. Come on. 300 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,256 I'm sorry, bwana. 301 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,336 Yeah. Sorry, mate. 302 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,696 Alright, fuck face. Jesus, babe, mind your manners. 303 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,696 Sorry, babe. I'm so sorry. 304 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,640 You OK? 305 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,096 Yeah. Er, listen, Bun, 306 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,416 we still heading to your place for the party? 307 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,360 The what? 308 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,240 -Well the... the after-party, you - know. -Do you mean my wife's wake? 309 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,936 That's the one. Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 310 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,080 Yeah, yeah, course. 311 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,176 Listen, I'll see you there, yeah, 312 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,200 I just need to... Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sure, yeah. 313 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,536 Just stay there for a minute, yeah? 314 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,296 OK, Dad. Screw that, I'm driving. 315 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,680 -Oh, and he's fucking serious - as well. -What you doing? (LAUGHS) 316 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,760 (ENGINE STARTS) 317 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,880 (CLEARS THROAT) Erm... Mrs Pennington. 318 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,296 Have you any idea how much I despise you? 319 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,400 I know. 320 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,496 But, Mrs Pennington, I... 321 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,296 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 322 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,200 I need your help. 323 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,656 It's, erm... Well, it's about your grandson. 324 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,680 I just thought you could look after him for a while. 325 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,856 I can't do it. I don't know how. (CHUCKLES) 326 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,720 (SCOFFS) 327 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,616 The great Bunny Munro. 328 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,536 (CHUCKLES) (BREATHES DEEPLY) 329 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,360 The problem is, Bunny... 330 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,936 ...I look at him and all I can see is you. 331 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,296 And when I see you, 332 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,080 all I can think of is my baby... 333 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,816 ...marching up my driveway 334 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:49,640 with yet another pair of dirty knickers she's found in your car. 335 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,400 (INHALES SHAKILY) I see her alone... 336 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,200 ...and scared and broken. 337 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,920 When I see you... 338 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,280 ...I see my little baby hanging. 339 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,456 So... 340 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,880 ...no? 341 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,816 You were no kind of husband. 342 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,976 Yeah? What about you? Get up, you lazy cunt. 343 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,136 Don't you dare! He's twice the man you'll ever be! 344 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,656 (EXHALES SHARPLY) No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 345 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,776 You're right. 346 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,800 Can't do this though, can he? 347 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,160 Can he? No? How about this? 348 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,016 You pig! (LAUGHS) 349 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,376 You disgusting piece of shit! Ah, bollocks. 350 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,776 I was only joking anyway. As if I need YOUR help. 351 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,720 As if I'd leave him with you, my boy. 352 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,656 What you fucking looking at? Get fucked. 353 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,080 (PEOPLE MURMUR) (WOMAN GASPS) 354 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,896 (LIGHTER CLICKING) 355 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,496 You weren't... really gonna leave me with... 356 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,616 Granny, were you Dad? 357 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,656 No. 358 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,736 Course not. 359 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,256 (ENGINE STARTS) 360 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,896 (RADIO STARTS) (ENGINE REVS) 361 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,696 MOURNERS: Oi, oi! 362 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,896 ("Spinning Around" by Kyle Minogue PLAYS ON RADIO) 363 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,440 (HORN BEEPING) Come on, Kylie! What a tune! 364 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,120 Oof! OLDER MAN: Oh, well, that uh... 365 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,136 -It was a good service, wasn't it? -Yeah, it was alright. -Yeah, yeah. 366 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,856 Yeah, it was alright. 367 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,736 Hey, Bun, it's a bit dark in here, in't it mate? 368 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,616 Where have the light bulbs gone? Er... 369 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,096 YOUNGER WOMAN: Jesus, babes, the guy's wife's just died. 370 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,736 Do you expect fucking disco ball? Nah, just a fucking light. 371 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,376 Brought a bottle from home. Oh, got the good stuff. 372 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,936 -I need a beer. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, who's got the beer? 373 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,656 George, grab us a pint glass. 374 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,096 YOUNGER WOMAN: Oh, state of... MAN: Yeah, alright, pass them. 375 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,576 -Did you get the rum? -Anyone - want a beer? - Oh, babe, I forgot. 376 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,120 -GEORGE: Stick a couple - in the freezer. -Did anyone get ice? 377 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,400 (SEAGULLS CRY OUTSIDE) 378 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,896 It was a beautiful service, Bunny. 379 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,656 Yeah. Yeah. 380 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,440 Lovely. 381 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Yeah, wicked. Yeah. 382 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,296 (LAUGHS) In't he cute? 383 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,616 Oh, if you were a couple of years older.(LAUGHS) 384 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,536 A couple? 385 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,016 Jesus Christ, the boy's nine years old. 386 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,976 Yeah, I know. 387 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,120 I was just saying. Well, don't. 388 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,696 (CHUCKLES) Alright there, check this out. 389 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,880 Think of a country. Any country. 390 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,656 A country? Yeah. 391 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,416 Any country? 392 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,240 Fuck me, this is the easy bit. Yes, any country. 393 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,296 Mongolia. Mongolia. 394 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,640 Alright, Junior, not gonna let your Uncle Poodle down, you know. Right. 395 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,136 What is the capital of Mongolia? 396 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,736 -Ulaanbaatar. -Get in! -Hey! 397 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,016 (LAUGHS) That's proper, innit, that? "Ubadaba!" (OLDER WOMAN LAUGHS) 398 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,336 It used to be called Urga. (SEVERAL LAUGHING) 399 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,696 Told you! Good boy. 400 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,496 Hmm. 401 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,856 You having a laugh? (ALL LAUGH) 402 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,736 -Sorry, bud. -I tell ya. It's a good job I didn't need his lighter. 403 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,576 I can't fucking wait. 404 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,536 (SNORTS)(SEVERAL LAUGHING) Yeah, that's mine right there. 405 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,536 Shut up! Give it back! 406 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,936 Had it for seconds. 407 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,936 Ruthless. (SEVERAL LAUGH) 408 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,856 Hit the spot! 409 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,080 ♪ THE SONICS: Shot Down ♪ 410 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,536 ♪ I thought he was having fun 411 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,656 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 412 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,616 (PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS) (SEVERAL LAUGHING) 413 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,336 Weren't you gonna get me a beer? 414 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,840 Er, I... 415 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,056 I forgot, I'm... I'm really sorry. 416 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,920 (CAN OPENS) 417 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,720 Listen. Why don't you get off to bed, yeah? 418 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,760 Yeah. OK. 419 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,560 Sorry about the beer. 420 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,000 It's fine. Go on. 421 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,696 (GUESTS LAUGHING AND WHOOPING) 422 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,640 Fucking hell. 423 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,176 ("Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba PLAYS IN OTHER ROOM) 424 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,120 (GUESTS CHATTER LOUDLY AND LAUGH) 425 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,816 (SOFT MUSIC) 426 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,696 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 427 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,040 (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) 428 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,016 Did you know that Pluto might not even be a planet? 429 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,736 It's part of an asteroid belt called the Kuiper Belt. 430 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,840 Really? 431 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,720 There may even be asteroids bigger than Pluto. 432 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,640 Didn't realise this book would be such a hit. 433 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,680 I love it. 434 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,376 Mum? 435 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,280 Yes, love. 436 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,656 Why did you buy it for me when... 437 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,416 it wasn't my birthday or anything? (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 438 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,200 You know why. 439 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,160 Tell me. 440 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,696 Because I love you to bits, you little nut. 441 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,680 That's why. 442 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,816 Mum? 443 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,000 Why did you... 444 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,360 you know...? 445 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,480 Rest your eyes now. 446 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,696 (YAWNS) 447 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,840 (SEAGULLS CRY OUTSIDE) 448 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,000 (OLDER WOMAN LAUGHS) 449 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,456 (GUESTS CHATTER) 450 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,160 I mean, my mum wasn't around all the time... 451 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,136 ...when I was growing up, but... 452 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,256 but she had to work, you know. 453 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,496 Well she needed to, cos my old man... 454 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,616 well, he brought in fuck all. 455 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,880 But I knew that every night, when I heard that door go... 456 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,656 ...she'd come up 457 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,936 and kiss me on the cheek goodnight. 458 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,696 (SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYS VIA SPEAKER) 459 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,560 And I knew everything would be alright. 460 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,160 A boy needs his daddy, you know. 461 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,920 My dad brought me up on his own, you know. 462 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,360 Pretty much. 463 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,896 Taught me everything I know. Yeah, look how that turned out. 464 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,696 (LAUGHS) You say another thing about my dad, 465 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,056 Poodle, I'll fucking slap ya. I'm just messing, Bun. 466 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,976 -Yeah? -I mean, your dad... Yeah... a top bloke, you know. 467 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,096 Uh-huh. Yeah. 468 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,056 Fuck it, that's right. 469 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,016 You ain't never seen anything like him. 470 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,120 Fucking... 471 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,360 ...cool as cool. 472 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,936 Taught me... 473 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,040 everything. 474 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,936 How to do it. 475 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,856 How to be a man. 476 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,536 Hm. That's what a boy needs. 477 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,520 Mm. 478 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,880 (SOFTLY): Top man. 479 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,160 (CHAIR SQUEAKS SOFTLY) 480 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,736 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 481 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,936 Right! A joke! 482 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,656 GEORGE: Here we go, here we go... Jokey-wokey! Before I tell you... 483 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,776 (SNORTS) GEORGE: Here we go! 484 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,496 -Ooh. -Now you'll forgive me, ladies, if this is offensive. 485 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,416 (ALL LAUGH) 486 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,680 Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? 487 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,280 (SNAPS FINGERS) Because his wife died. 488 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,560 (ALL LAUGH) 489 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,920 That was a good one, Dad. 490 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,960 I haven't heard that one before. 491 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,800 Alright, Bunny Boy? 492 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,656 Yeah, s-shall we... 493 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,976 Do you want... Do you wanna... Do you wanna get back to bed? 494 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,816 Come on, darlin'. (SNIFFLES) 495 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,576 -Come on, sweetheart, let's get - - you back to bed. -Dad? - Sweetheart. 496 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,296 Dad? 497 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,040 You're alright, love. Come on, let's read you a little story. 498 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,480 (COUGHS) 499 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,320 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 500 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,416 What you doing? 501 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,136 Oh, just something to take your mind off it all. 502 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,000 OK? 503 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,160 (MOANS) 504 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,000 OK. 505 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,616 OK. 506 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,456 Where is everybody? 507 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,296 Oh, they said to say goodbye. 508 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,776 TV: ...a horned-assailant terrorises female shoppers. 509 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,056 Though police arrived swiftly at the scene, 510 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,176 the man the media have dubbed "The Horned Killer" 511 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,136 had already disappeared, 512 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,096 leaving his victims shocked, scared and traumatised. 513 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,936 This is the fourth such incident in recent days... Here we go. 514 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,296 ...beginning in Newcastle, continuing in Middlesbrough 515 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,736 -and Bradford, and now Sheffield. -Good, yeah? -Yeah. 516 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,456 -Good, good. -If there's any method... He's getting closer. 517 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,376 Shh... to the horn killer madness, it seems to be this. 518 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,640 He's heading south. 519 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,600 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 520 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,240 Who the fuck are you? 521 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,896 We're from Social Services, Mr Munro. 522 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,960 We've come to have a word about... your son. 523 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,136 I appreciate the place is in a bit of a state. 524 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,136 It was my wife's funeral yesterday, 525 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,296 and a... a few dear friends came back for... 526 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,616 for the... Well, it was less of a... 527 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,776 a wake, more of a celebration of her life... 528 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,560 really. 529 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:25,240 Mr Munro, we've been asked to carry out an assessment. 530 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,856 OK, what are you assessing? 531 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,336 There's been a number of concerns raised by the school, 532 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,320 one of which is your son's lack of attendance. 533 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,696 OK. Well, 534 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,896 his mother's just died. Yeah? 535 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,776 So, maybe he's missed a few days reading about here's Peter, 536 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,936 here's Jane, here's a fucking dog called Spot, 537 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,936 but I wouldn't worry. I mean, the kid is... (CHUCKLES) 538 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,816 Bright as a... Too bright, sometimes, 539 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,216 -I think. -Your son hasn't attended school in three months. 540 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,976 What? 541 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,576 Mr Munro, we need to consider whether this is the best environment 542 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,720 for a young boy AND whether there might be a better option. 543 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,456 What the fuck are you talking about? 544 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,456 Mr Munro, where is your son? 545 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,256 He's in his room. 546 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,360 We'd like to check that he's OK. My son? Course he's OK. 547 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,360 We'd like to check. 548 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,096 Alright. Junior! 549 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,960 Yeah? Come out here. 550 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,720 (DOOR OPENS) 551 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,000 See? He's fine. 552 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,440 Hello there. 553 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,280 Why don't you come and take a seat? 554 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,536 Here you are, I'll show you something. 555 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,776 Worried about school? Watch this. (SNAPS FINGERS) 556 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,096 Name a country, any country. 557 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,000 Erm... 558 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,600 England. 559 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,160 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 560 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,320 Junior, what's the capital of... England? 561 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,000 London. 562 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,200 Well, if you will say fucking England. 563 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,376 And how you doing, little man? What you doing to him? 564 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,536 What are you looking for? 565 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,880 Why don't you tell me what you had for breakfast? 566 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,376 -Nothing. -Jesus, it's first thing in the morning, I'm gonna feed him. 567 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,896 There's no need to whip him off to the orphanage just yet. 568 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,776 Are they gonna take me away, Dad? 569 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,600 No, of course they're not gonna take you away. (CHUCKLES) 570 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,440 (DIALLING) 571 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,896 Family Court, yeah. 572 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,296 What's she doing? Who's she phoning? 573 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,936 -Who you phoning? -Mr Munro-Bunny. I'm fucking Bunny Munro, 574 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,416 and I'm a good fucking dad, and the boy's fine, and I'm fine, 575 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,296 and we're fine. We're just... 576 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,080 (CHATTER ON PHONE) Yeah. 577 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,576 We are grieving. 578 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,440 OK? 579 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,176 So, if... if... 580 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,976 you don't mind, I think it's time that-Hey, Bunny, are you sore? 581 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,976 I've got right into yoga. 582 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,576 Last time I shagged Poodle, he said I near took his dick off. 583 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,056 (JUNIOR CHUCKLES) 584 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,160 Hiya. 585 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,456 Yeah. 586 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,456 OK, alright. 587 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,680 Fair enough. 588 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,160 ♪ THE WATERBOYS: Be My Enemy ♪ 589 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,520 (GRUNTS) But you said they wouldn't take me away. 590 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,616 They're fucking not. We're getting out of here. 591 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,336 You and me? Yes. Who else? Me and you. 592 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,240 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) Mr Munro! 593 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,096 Argh! (KNOCKS ON DOOR) Dad? 594 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,136 Mr Munro, open the door! 595 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,456 ♪ Well, the dawn is howling 596 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,400 ♪ And the mainframe shakes... 597 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,040 Junior, come back! (HORN BEEPING) 598 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,936 (ENGINE REVS) 599 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,840 Come. On. Junior! 600 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,936 Mr Munro! Junior! Junior! 601 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,520 Argh! What's up? 602 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,576 Mr Munro, this isn't helping you! I think... 603 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,816 I think my eyes are getting worse. 604 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,200 -Mum used to put special cream - on them to-Alright. -Mr Munro! 605 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,440 Alright? 606 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,616 Yeah! Let's get out of here. 607 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,000 Yeah. Let's get the fuck out of here! 608 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,216 ♪ I'm gonna put them in a gun, man 609 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,936 ♪ Point it at your head 610 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,576 ♪ Because you stole all my friends 611 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,560 ♪ And you gave me the buffalo blues 612 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,096 ♪ Mm, well, if you'll be my enemy 613 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,680 ♪ I'll be your enemy too 614 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,816 ♪ Now from the slime on your tongue to the nails on your toes 615 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,216 ♪ From the scales on your skin to the stains on your clothes 616 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,696 ♪ You're gonna have to make me do something 617 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,840 ♪ That I do not want to do 618 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,416 ♪ But if you will be my enemy 619 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,000 ♪ I'll be your enemy too... 620 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,816 (SINGER SCREAMS) 621 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,776 ♪ But I will put right this disgrace 622 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,360 ♪ I will rearrange you 623 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,336 ♪ Cos if you'll be my enemy 624 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,200 ♪ I'll be your enemy too 625 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,576 ♪ Mm, if you'll be my enemy 626 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,360 ♪ I'll be your enemy too 627 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,816 ♪ Be my enemy! 628 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,720 ♪ Whoo! 629 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,160 ♪ Be my enemy 630 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,880 ♪ Be my enemy 631 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,600 ♪ Be my enemy 632 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,216 ♪ Be my enemy 633 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,800 ♪ Whoo! 634 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,640 ♪ Whoo! 635 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,160 ♪ Whoo! 636 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,920 ♪ Whoo! 637 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,880 ♪ Whoo! 638 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:18,536 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 639 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,040 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky