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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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SAM LIPMAN-STERN: <i>All right.
Uh! Let's see.</i>

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I was just sitting here,
feeling like absolute...

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I was just sitting here
feeling like fucking shit.

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I've been thinking about it

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♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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<i>It's weird.
I don't even recognize</i>

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(SIGHS)

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GROANS)

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<i>I worked at CDG for seven years</i>

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<i>But Pat was onto it right
from the very start.</i>

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<i>Pat was like born
to be a whistleblower.</i>

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hambre! <i>Oh,</i> hambre!

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- SAM: Patrick. Tell us--
- Hey. What's up?

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Tell us about the place
we're about to enter into.

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we're going
into Civic Development Group,

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and what we do
is we call up people

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on behalf of some bullshit organization

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what would you do
with the decal

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if you were to get mailed
one to your house?

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I mail 'em out every day.

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Pat, did you--
Are you high right now

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SAM: Let's go.
Let's go get-- Let's head in.

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♪ ("OH HAIL NO"
BY EL-P PLAYING) ♪

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(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

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RECEIVER: <i>Hello.</i>

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JAMES CHESTNUT:
<i>This is James Chestnut calling</i>

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- Ah! Whoo!
- (TELEMARKETERS LAUGHING)

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(ED HILGER YELLING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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- Hi. Mm. Mm.
- (WATER BUBBLING)

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SAM: <i>I started working at CDG
when I was this 14-year-old kid.</i>

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look at all that smoke!

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SAM: <i>I had just dropped out
of the ninth grade.</i>

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whoa, whoa!

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<i>I didn't even
wanna fucking work there.</i>

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<i>I just wanted to hang out
and paint graffiti and film me</i>

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CDG for short,</i>

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<i>was the only place that wanted
to hire someone my age.</i>

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- TELEMARKETER 1:
Here's my day at work.
- (TELEMARKETER 2 CHEERS)

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I had, like, a mental image</i>

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<i>of what I thought
telemarketing was.</i>

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- SAM: <i>This was not it.</i>
- TELEMARKETER: Ooh!

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BILLY: <i>They basically reinvented
American telemarketing.</i>

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<i>The whole art was the brainchild
of this operation.</i>

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is because of CDG.

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SAM: <i>Civic Development Group
had been around since the '90s</i>

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TOM WHITE: <i>CDG came up
with a tremendous idea.</i>

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for a lot
of charitable organizations.

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<i>Let's say you've got
the firemen's organization</i>

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<i>And when
that firemen's organization</i>

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000 bucks a year.</i>

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000 dollars
and allow us to use your name,

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and we'll take care
of everything else."

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SAM: <i>They told me
that my job would be</i>

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<i>to make calls on behalf
of charitable police groups.</i>

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no commission.</i>

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this is Sabrina
and I'm calling

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Thirty-five dollars

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All they ask is that
you send back the 55 dollars

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(TELEMARKETER LAUGHS)

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- TELEMARKETER:
- MANAGER:

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</i>

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<i>but most of them
were state lodges</i>

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<i>of the Fraternal Order
of Police.</i>

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</i>

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000 members nationwide.</i>

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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

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BRIAN GOETZ: <i>The reality of it</i>

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you know?</i>

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SABRINA ROSS: <i>This is the place</i>

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SAM:

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(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)

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<i>♪ I'm trying to work here
Forever at my job at CDG ♪</i>

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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<i>It takes
a certain kind of person</i>

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<i>in front of that
computer monitor</i>

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we would allow the guys
to do whatever they needed to do</i>

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buddy?

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<i>They didn't care what you did.</i>

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you're good.
You don't sell, you suck.

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I'm working at this place,</i>

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BRIAN:
<i>You didn't wanna be there.</i>

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(LAUGHS)

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<i>But the thing was
you were always smart.</i>

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Hello?

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Sam Lipman-Stern calling
on behalf of the Washington DC

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163 police officers were killed

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And whenever
any Delaware police officer

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to them and their families.

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Click.

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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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</i>

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<i>you were never a part of
the Fraternal Order of Police.</i>

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You were never a cop. You were
calling on behalf of 'em.

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SAM: <i>The other rule is
that you had to tell people</i>

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</i>

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</i>

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<i>"Ten percent
of something is better</i>

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<i>unless they asked specifically.</i>

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so they only get
ten percent, you keep the 90?

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if I give you 100 bucks,
you only give them ten dollars?"

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you know?

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no matter what.</i>

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"My mom just died."

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John?

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Was it completely totaled?

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John,
I don't wanna burden you

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Please display it proudly
to show your support.

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it was just some
flimsy shit.

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I'm gonna send you out a new
2007 police card and decal.

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Do me a favor
and just slap the decal

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you put the decal

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on the back of the vehicle
and the card inside your wallet

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to show
your proud continued support

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When we would get
asked questions of like

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we were told
to not say,</i>

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</i>

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We're gonna give you
this fucking sticker

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that was how CDG got built.

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the big one is 35.

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The smaller silver still goes
a long way for 25.

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Could you reach up high
and do the gold?

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Or you wanna just play it safe
with the silver?

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Patricia.

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(PATRICIA SPEAKS
INDISTINCTLY OVER PHONE)

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<i>I didn't think
I was doing anything bad at all.</i>

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<i>and this is how police raised
their money.</i>

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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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SAM: <i>I probably met Big Ed
when I was like 16.</i>

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BRIAN: <i>I don't think
I'm exaggerating</i>

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<i>that motherfucker's winning.
He was nasty.</i>

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man?

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a few years back.</i>
- ED: <i>...Magnum P.I.</i>

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SAM: <i>It was actually Ed's idea
that we start filming</i>

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"Let's just film how weird</i>

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<i>this place is
and put it on YouTube."</i>

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...if you'd like
to have it sent out.

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SAM: That's a live turtle?

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TELEMARKETER: Twenty-dollar
bronze and a 15-dollar booster.

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it's nice to know... (CHUCKLES)

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- SAM: What's up Sabrina?
- Hi.

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has to be something.

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He has to have a big dick...

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<i>Don't eat it like a puppy.
I don't like that shit.</i>

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</i>

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<i>there were some guys who thought
they were master salesmen</i>

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<i>and took the job
really seriously.</i>

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CDG has been good to me.

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It has been real good to me.

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LAUGHING)
- I'm... Get away from me.

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um, how do you feel</i>

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- I mean...
- ED: Well needed by whom?

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needed-- needed
by most businesses and then...

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in the case of CDG,
it provides a public service

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ED: By doing what?

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<i>What I mean by that
is very simple.</i>

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Most of the people
that worked at CDG

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had questionable pasts.

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people in transition,</i>

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or other people
just trying to earn extra money,</i>

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it was a lot of criminals

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man.

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probably every other cubicle.
You know what I'm saying?

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You don't know who's working
next to you.

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Dudes flip out
at the drop of a hat

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SABRINA: <i>CDG is just like
anything you could ever imagine</i>

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right in front of you.

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"Who's going to get shot,

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or robbed?"
Every day was a new adventure.

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Every other person
was a drug dealer.

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either a drug dealer
that wasn't caught yet,

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you can buy some coke,

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you can buy some Viagra

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Everything you need right there. Pussy...

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ED: What the hell
wrong with you?

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BILLY: <i>CDG would send
their managers</i>

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<i>and recruit directly
at the halfway houses.</i>

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man.

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I went to jail at 23,
I come home at 30,

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you know what I'm saying?
I ain't have nothing at all.

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no real bread,
no real clothes.

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</i>

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"The cops
need some money."

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FARUQ: <i>You had people who were
committing criminal activities</i>

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</i>

189
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<i>but we're calling for policemen.</i>

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look to us to put money
in their safes.

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SAM: I agree. Totally. Cool.

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That was dope.
Go back to work.

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- ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

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BRIAN: <i>People can talk
about the negatives all day long</i>

195
00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:24,215
"These guys are
scumbags," or whatever,</i>

196
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:26,385
<i>they don't understand
camaraderie of the dudes</i>

197
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:39,798
How did your tweezer
stretch it out so much?

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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

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Sam.
- SAM: Yeah.

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Video taping

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Sam.
- (SAM CHUCKLES)

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SAM: <i>You had to be crazy.</i>

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<i>I wasn't in a good place
when I worked at CDG.</i>

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BRIAN: <i>We were
the number one office</i>

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We went out to an awards dinner
and we won everything.

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everybody did this together.</i>

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- (TELEMARKETERS CHEERING)
- We're the office of the year!

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♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC FADES) ♪

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Pat.

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I'm doing good today.
- SAM: Nice.

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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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BILLY: <i>The craziest thing
I ever saw at CDG</i>

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<i>was probably just like
what they let Pat get away with.</i>

214
00:19:02,578 --> 00:19:04,083
being high,
doing heroin

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We got-- We got Pat The Tapper
right over there.

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Pat.
Sell those stickers.

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Hello.

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</i>

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Hello.

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this nigga like this
and jump up, "Hi, I'm Pat."

221
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I do understand, um...

222
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what I mean?
Like, he goes straight</i>

223
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Pat made that company
a lot of money.

224
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They used to kiss Pat's ass.

225
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about two weeks ago,

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like,
350 an hour and that's all day.

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- ED: Speaking of dope.
- Pat fucking Pespas.

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everybody loved Pat.</i>
- ♪ (MUSIC TURNS SOFT) ♪

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here I am...
- SUE ORIN: What did
they charge you?

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I think you're
minimizing it a little bit.

231
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but that's a factory?

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Come on. Get real. Whatever.

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Sue, come here.
- SUE: What?

234
00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:02,938
Come here. Come here.

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Turn.

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Sue.
Isn't she lovely?

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SUE:

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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

239
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:19,451
Pat was very sweet.
Like such an innocent soul.

240
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,694
<i>I remember Pat speaking
about justice</i>

241
00:21:28,694 --> 00:21:31,562
<i>and how things
were just not right.</i>

242
00:21:31,562 --> 00:21:35,301
PATRICK: <i>If it's gonna cost
money for big corporations</i>

243
00:21:37,302 --> 00:21:38,402
</i>

244
00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:44,142

when Bush took office,

245
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:52,016
does he make
a very remote,

246
00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:10,770
You gotta love this place.

247
00:22:12,161 --> 00:22:12,338
SAM: <i>"Let's make a movie
about the life</i>

248
00:22:15,105 --> 00:22:16,045
Patrick J. Pespas The Movie.

249
00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:20,744
- It's my friend.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

250
00:22:20,744 --> 00:22:22,714
that's good.
It's good you act that way.

251
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,025
Hold on to your television sets.
(CHUCKLES)

252
00:22:33,025 --> 00:22:34,894
- How you doing?
- PAT'S MOM: Fine. How are you?

253
00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:38,697
- PATRICK: That's
Sam Lipman-Stern.
- SAM: Hi.

254
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:41,333
PATRICK: He's a producer
and he's following me

255
00:22:43,635 --> 00:22:45,371
What are you doing
with him anyway?

256
00:22:48,072 --> 00:22:48,401
we're pretty much--

257
00:22:53,448 --> 00:22:54,412
uh, we're trying to--

258
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:00,453
what about it?

259
00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:02,053
PATRICK: You wouldn't believe
the people

260
00:23:05,022 --> 00:23:06,324
law enforcement organizations

261
00:23:11,963 --> 00:23:13,332
and it's like a big
bullshit scam.

262
00:23:14,428 --> 00:23:16,668
(PAT'S MOM SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

263
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:21,506
PAT'S MOM: For what?
What are you saying on there?

264
00:23:29,322 --> 00:23:30,119

but what is the purpose of this?

265
00:23:32,781 --> 00:23:34,147
SAM: Nice.

266
00:23:35,921 --> 00:23:39,258
"What's your opinion
of telemarketing?"

267
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:45,864
uh, one more question.

268
00:23:50,772 --> 00:23:54,306
I...
I hear he's good at it.

269
00:23:54,306 --> 00:23:56,479
He's good
with the bullshit lines.

270
00:23:56,944 --> 00:23:58,209
Yeah. Yeah.

271
00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:01,784
♪ ("CARRY ON WAYWARD SON"
BY KANSAS PLAYING OVER RADIO) ♪

272
00:24:03,051 --> 00:24:04,753
dude.

273
00:24:09,422 --> 00:24:10,588
dude.

274
00:24:17,913 --> 00:24:19,798
get a little buzzed,
make some crazy phone calls.

275
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:21,901
- SAM: All right.
- Put some old ladies down

276
00:24:24,942 --> 00:24:25,140
for their cigarette money.
(LAUGHS)

277
00:24:30,212 --> 00:24:32,311
Wanna do this right here?
Or should I start driving back?

278
00:24:40,885 --> 00:24:45,260
♪ (SOFT ROCK SONG
PLAYING OVER RADIO) ♪

279
00:24:51,696 --> 00:24:53,702
PATRICK: The Bronx. The Bronx.

280
00:24:54,402 --> 00:24:55,599
SAM: The Bronx.

281
00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:59,505

don't try this at home. (LAUGHS)

282
00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:01,906
we gotta smash the list.

283
00:25:01,906 --> 00:25:06,182
Either we get 200 dollars
in an hour or we go home.

284
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:12,555
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

285
00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:17,489
Hi. Good evening.
My name is Patrick J. Pespas.

286
00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:19,991
I'm calling on behalf
of the New Jersey State

287
00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:24,863

believe it or not,

288
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:28,366
today,
three brave New Jersey officers

289
00:25:29,433 --> 00:25:30,203
were killed in the line of duty.

290
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:31,404
The New Jersey State

291
00:25:34,438 --> 00:25:35,041
has set up a fund providing

292
00:25:38,843 --> 00:25:40,479
of any New Jersey officer
unfortunately killed

293
00:25:44,552 --> 00:25:47,719
uh, this year,
the top donation of 95

294
00:25:49,988 --> 00:25:51,723
but they do have
a 75-dollar gold level.

295
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,634
fantastic.
It goes a long way to help.

296
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,437
Colleen,
for being a supporter.

297
00:26:06,339 --> 00:26:10,276
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

298
00:26:11,276 --> 00:26:11,313
(LAUGHS)

299
00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:14,913
uh, if you noticed

300
00:26:18,032 --> 00:26:18,984
before I sniffed
that bag of her-- (HESITATES)

301
00:26:19,984 --> 00:26:22,954
before I sniffed
that bag, I couldn't get a sale.

302
00:26:22,954 --> 00:26:24,994
(LAUGHS)

303
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,626
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

304
00:26:28,626 --> 00:26:30,495
SAM: <i>We were all just in</i>

305
00:26:34,131 --> 00:26:35,435
- TELEMARKETER: Let her rip!
- (SAM SNIFFS)

306
00:26:38,469 --> 00:26:40,910
<i>and I was in no place to judge.</i>

307
00:26:48,115 --> 00:26:51,282

I'm back here with my producer.

308
00:26:51,282 --> 00:26:54,390
SAM: We're telemarketers.
We're hardcore. (LAUGHS)

309
00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,291
so I'm gonna paint
this one right here.

310
00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:01,927
<i>I bugged Pat to come
paint graffiti with me</i>

311
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,572
<i>It's gonna fuck up my shit."
But he'd come with me anyway.</i>

312
00:27:12,572 --> 00:27:14,709
what the hell? Fuck it.

313
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,647
SAM: <i>I felt like he was maybe
the only person in my life</i>

314
00:27:28,088 --> 00:27:29,057
Beautiful.

315
00:27:37,762 --> 00:27:38,333
Wow!

316
00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:40,560
I was just like,</i>

317
00:27:43,568 --> 00:27:44,203

"Yo, there's some, like,</i>

318
00:27:45,704 --> 00:27:46,838
absolutely.</i>

319
00:27:50,909 --> 00:27:51,177
dude.

320
00:27:52,484 --> 00:27:55,375
- The plot thickens. (LAUGHS)
- (SAM LAUGHS)

321
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,119
I'm here with Mark.
He's a new CDG guy here.

322
00:28:01,508 --> 00:28:03,521
SAM: So how does it feel working
with a bunch of ex-convicts?

323
00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:08,661
nice, nice. So am I.
- SAM: Nice, okay.

324
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:14,133
this says,

325
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:22,942
- (SAM LAUGHING)
- (MARK LAUGHING)

326
00:28:24,141 --> 00:28:25,711
man.

327
00:28:29,562 --> 00:28:30,883

what's that word? Uh...

328
00:28:36,693 --> 00:28:38,427
You have to be able
to pronounce "benevolent."

329
00:28:39,461 --> 00:28:42,027
<i>They want people like me at CDG.</i>

330
00:28:42,027 --> 00:28:44,395
<i>This way they could pull
all the shady crap</i>

331
00:28:45,764 --> 00:28:46,625
<i>that they figure you won't do
nothing about it</i>

332
00:28:47,932 --> 00:28:50,369
<i>because you're doing shady crap
to begin with.</i>

333
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:56,108
SAM: <i>I never knew much
about who actually ran CDG.</i>

334
00:28:57,391 --> 00:28:58,978
</i>

335
00:29:00,779 --> 00:29:01,217
<i>the Keezers and the Pasches.</i>

336
00:29:04,048 --> 00:29:04,249
<i>All I knew was that one of them</i>

337
00:29:05,349 --> 00:29:06,686
<i>was in some terrible
Christian rock band</i>

338
00:29:13,646 --> 00:29:13,858
<i>with some of the owners?</i>

339
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,531
get wasted,</i>

340
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,468
BILLY: <i>These guys
were innovators.</i>

341
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,172
<i>They put together the scripts
from their garage.</i>

342
00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:30,910
like, Apple.</i>

343
00:29:30,910 --> 00:29:32,916
Amazing. Amazing.

344
00:29:39,005 --> 00:29:40,885
they were calling for some
Christian organization

345
00:29:42,112 --> 00:29:43,390
and the initials
of the Christian organization

346
00:29:45,322 --> 00:29:47,159
they would tell you
to tell the people,

347
00:29:54,801 --> 00:29:56,802
SUE: And how many stupid people
did that?

348
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,473
probably a lot.
- SUE: Stupid!

349
00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:05,577
<i>those guys would just
say whatever.</i>

350
00:30:06,811 --> 00:30:08,447
"Hey, yeah,
this is Lieutenant Callahan,

351
00:30:09,537 --> 00:30:10,983
<i>calling from the local FOP 48."</i>

352
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:12,852

they would straight up</i>

353
00:30:18,171 --> 00:30:19,526
this is gonna provide
bulletproof vests

354
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,958
PATRICK: <i>That really got people
pissed off.</i>

355
00:30:33,496 --> 00:30:34,040
They are taking people's money
and not doing what they say

356
00:30:35,607 --> 00:30:38,577
not guns,</i>

357
00:30:39,962 --> 00:30:41,012

the boiler rooms,

358
00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:43,281
are the crack houses
of consumer fraud.

359
00:30:44,462 --> 00:30:46,118
PATRICK: <i>They were
on Barbara Walters's</i> 20/20.

360
00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:49,421
uh,
pretty big exposé on 'em.</i>

361
00:30:50,624 --> 00:30:51,925
</i>

362
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:56,962

charges the company denies.</i>

363
00:30:58,188 --> 00:30:59,566
</i>

364
00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:04,571
How much would you say
that you've given

365
00:31:12,144 --> 00:31:13,245
I had to go borrow it.
(LAUGHS)

366
00:31:13,245 --> 00:31:17,550
If someone calls
claiming to be the police

367
00:31:24,277 --> 00:31:26,529
SAM: <i>The government actually
took them to court and won.</i>

368
00:31:31,864 --> 00:31:32,498
<i>No more bulletproof vest shit.
No more saying you're a cop.</i>

369
00:31:33,564 --> 00:31:36,302
the Civic Development Group
did not admit to any wrongdoing,

370
00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:40,639
000 dollars in fines.

371
00:31:40,639 --> 00:31:43,542
PATRICK: <i>But I'll tell you
the secret about CDG.</i>

372
00:31:44,693 --> 00:31:45,276
<i>They don't ever change.</i>

373
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,517
"Where's the next little
loophole we can get through?"</i>

374
00:31:59,024 --> 00:31:59,859
in Kissimmee,

375
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,730
but she just gave us ten bucks
"for the guys."

376
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:07,032

don't ever refer to them

377
00:32:13,772 --> 00:32:15,006
if you hit the lottery,

378
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:18,042
(IMITATES LAUGH)

379
00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:19,713
- (SAM LAUGHS)
- (CHUCKLES)

380
00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:27,019
MATT PETZOLD: <i>The goal was
to sound like a cop</i>

381
00:32:35,114 --> 00:32:35,193

think about, like,

382
00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:42,100
(SIGHS) It's...

383
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,871
It almost made me feel
like a crook.

384
00:32:51,871 --> 00:32:53,779
it's James Chestnut,
calling on behalf

385
00:32:56,047 --> 00:32:56,452
How are you this evening?

386
00:32:58,484 --> 00:33:00,654
BILLY: <i>People are intimidated
'cause they hear</i>

387
00:33:03,087 --> 00:33:03,588
it was just fear based.

388
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,759
it was really
people giving out of either fear

389
00:33:09,402 --> 00:33:10,662
"Yeah."

390
00:33:10,662 --> 00:33:13,131
you know,
the streets is all about.

391
00:33:21,538 --> 00:33:22,640
BRIAN: (IN ENGLISH) <i>Do you know
how Spanish people react?</i>

392
00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,043
with all this ICE shit.</i>

393
00:33:29,479 --> 00:33:31,150
</i>

394
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,652
we're raising money
for the police."</i>

395
00:33:33,652 --> 00:33:35,553
"Okay. Yep." Bang.

396
00:33:42,094 --> 00:33:44,529
They'll find a way.

397
00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:47,833
</i>

398
00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:50,001
<i>but it's the same shit
every time.</i>

399
00:33:51,003 --> 00:33:52,171
<i>They just agree
to a bullshit fine</i>

400
00:33:55,473 --> 00:33:57,208
I'm still calling you
for the police...

401
00:33:59,944 --> 00:34:01,412
and they ain't even getting
the money. (CHUCKLES)

402
00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:06,251
come on people.
Wake up, smell the coffee!

403
00:34:06,251 --> 00:34:08,053
</i>

404
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:14,497
<i>But it wasn't that simple.</i>

405
00:34:15,562 --> 00:34:17,864
I'm 50 years old,
I am disabled.

406
00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:22,867
<i>Pat has to pay our bills.</i>

407
00:34:30,573 --> 00:34:34,246
You try to find a job
with a criminal record. Ha!

408
00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:37,812
</i>

409
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:40,686
<i>or we would've
ended up homeless.</i>

410
00:34:52,895 --> 00:34:56,868
<i>and you and I are the only ones
that can finally stop it."</i>

411
00:35:00,672 --> 00:35:01,644
PATRICK: (OVER CELLPHONE)

412
00:35:14,152 --> 00:35:15,624
- SAM: What do you mean?
- This has gotta go
like this. Watch.

413
00:35:21,895 --> 00:35:26,198
guys, Patrick J. Pespas.
I'm here with Joe Makko.

414
00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:28,467
how do you like CDG?

415
00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:30,235
it's a great place
to work, man.

416
00:35:31,545 --> 00:35:32,504
- It's the greatest ever.
- PATRICK: Is it crazy?

417
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:36,341
does it bother you

418
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,717

you know.

419
00:35:46,971 --> 00:35:48,253
It depends on what set of books
you're looking at over there.

420
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:49,655
you know.

421
00:36:14,985 --> 00:36:15,180
- (PATRICK STAMMERS)
- We gonna do marijuana?

422
00:36:16,363 --> 00:36:17,649
- PATRICK: You wanna?
- Do you do that?

423
00:36:23,368 --> 00:36:25,724
♪ ("A STICK AND SLACKS"
BY SHINTARO SAKAMOTO PLAYING) ♪

424
00:36:26,724 --> 00:36:28,626
Charity in America.
Where does it all begin?

425
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,059
uh,
I'm walking up to my job,

426
00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:40,938
America.

427
00:36:42,324 --> 00:36:45,010
<i>This company that I work for
doesn't forget anything.</i>

428
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,081
You gave us money
on behalf of some charity

429
00:36:51,871 --> 00:36:53,385
you gave 25?
Now, I want 55.</i>

430
00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:55,922
you were stupid enough
to give me that?

431
00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:57,521
fantastic!

432
00:36:58,623 --> 00:36:59,458
</i>

433
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,894
<i>it's gonna tell me to ask you
for at least 125.</i>

434
00:37:04,095 --> 00:37:06,097

it's gonna tell me to ask you</i>

435
00:37:08,565 --> 00:37:09,802

it all starts again.</i>

436
00:37:21,315 --> 00:37:25,720
The Maine State Federation
of the Firefighters.

437
00:37:26,454 --> 00:37:28,720
</i>

438
00:37:38,402 --> 00:37:38,601
Good afternoon.

439
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,934
I'm doing great.
How you doing today?

440
00:37:41,934 --> 00:37:44,335
I wanna remind you
these brave men and women gave

441
00:37:47,104 --> 00:37:47,874
it's time to give
something back to them.

442
00:37:52,261 --> 00:37:53,011
to build self-esteem.

443
00:37:53,011 --> 00:37:54,779
my name is
Patrick J. Pespas.

444
00:37:56,189 --> 00:37:57,216
I'm on behalf
for the Maine State Federation

445
00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:02,955
a 53-year-old
Springfield firefighter

446
00:38:05,523 --> 00:38:06,360
when his tanker truck overturned.

447
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,096
you have gold level at 35,
silver level at 25.

448
00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,231
I'm gonna send you out
a new decal.

449
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:14,900
ma'am please accept
this decal

450
00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:17,937
in honor and support
of these fallen heroes.

451
00:38:19,025 --> 00:38:19,172
First we call you

452
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,643

then we'll call you back

453
00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:26,145
in about a week for New Jersey

454
00:38:28,979 --> 00:38:29,447
SUE:

455
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,454
cook them all up.

456
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,158

it's the volunteer firemen,

457
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:44,767

then it's the fire chiefs.

458
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:46,933
SAM: <i>We were getting
handed scripts</i>

459
00:38:51,736 --> 00:38:53,472
<i>And some of them just sounded
like bootleg versions</i>

460
00:38:56,777 --> 00:38:59,210
<i>Fucking the Children's Wish Foundation.</i>

461
00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:03,814

the Children's Wish Foundation.</i>

462
00:39:04,815 --> 00:39:07,118
like,
the Cancer Fund started,</i>

463
00:39:09,086 --> 00:39:10,054
"Oh, man.
We calling motherfuckers

464
00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:13,259
with cancer and they not even
gonna get half the shit?"

465
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:14,759
Yeah! Oh... (SIGHS)

466
00:39:14,759 --> 00:39:17,396
Then we called
for the Cancer Fund of America--

467
00:39:27,568 --> 00:39:27,906
every bullshit organization

468
00:39:32,709 --> 00:39:36,481
- ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

469
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:41,586
</i>

470
00:39:42,587 --> 00:39:43,355

they had like blueprints

471
00:39:45,558 --> 00:39:45,725
They were trying to franchise

472
00:39:51,451 --> 00:39:52,798
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

473
00:40:03,107 --> 00:40:05,745
<i>and areas that didn't have
any kind of industry.</i>

474
00:40:07,009 --> 00:40:07,512
<i>Pretty much hopeless places.</i>

475
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,621
TOM: <i>We were doing a massive
amount of business</i>

476
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:23,294
And the next
closest company to us

477
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:26,064
there was just
no comparison.

478
00:40:27,086 --> 00:40:27,967
(INSECTS CHIRPING)

479
00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:31,007
TOM: <i>Things at CDG
really started changing.</i>

480
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:37,441
"Hey,
this is the list.</i>

481
00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:40,812
bro...</i>

482
00:40:44,649 --> 00:40:45,750
MATT: Motherfucker!

483
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:49,688
PATRICK: <i>There's so much chaos.
I OD'd on the sales floor!</i>

484
00:40:53,523 --> 00:40:55,293
"Pat, Pat, wake up.
Can you stand?" "Yeah."

485
00:41:00,827 --> 00:41:01,195
call.
Make money. Come on.

486
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,271
your light's getting cut off.

487
00:41:44,309 --> 00:41:44,709
<i>and tell him
you haven't been here.</i>

488
00:41:45,743 --> 00:41:47,716
Either make the sales
or you're going back to jail."

489
00:41:53,551 --> 00:41:54,752
<i>They stopped calling us telemarketers.</i>

490
00:41:55,992 --> 00:41:58,126
we were professional
management consultants.</i>

491
00:41:59,459 --> 00:42:00,525
</i>

492
00:42:04,162 --> 00:42:06,698
You didn't have to mention
you were calling on behalf.

493
00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:07,866
You didn't have to mention
the fact

494
00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:15,741
"Uh, yeah.
Hi, Mrs. Smith.

495
00:42:18,709 --> 00:42:19,678
I'm calling on behalf
of the New Jersey State

496
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,416
We wanted to take it
to the point

497
00:42:26,818 --> 00:42:28,624
"We are the New Jersey
Fraternal Order of Police."

498
00:42:29,556 --> 00:42:31,689
<i>This actually happened
in Florida.</i>

499
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,927
<i>That's where they started
the experiment.</i>

500
00:42:40,735 --> 00:42:42,902
<i>It wasn't called CDG.</i>

501
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,205
<i>It was called
the Florida Highway Patrol</i>

502
00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,581
</i>

503
00:42:56,804 --> 00:42:57,517
<i>but we knew
they were testing it out</i>

504
00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:03,089
MATT: <i>We switched from CDG</i>

505
00:43:09,121 --> 00:43:11,664
like,
a new login and file number

506
00:43:15,051 --> 00:43:15,066
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

507
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,002
</i>

508
00:43:19,377 --> 00:43:21,907
<i>but the consultant model
was a fucking whole other level.</i>

509
00:43:21,907 --> 00:43:25,177
<i>It was written right there
in the rebuttals.</i>

510
00:43:27,447 --> 00:43:30,785
(CONTINUES READING PROMPT)

511
00:43:39,179 --> 00:43:42,355
SAM:

512
00:43:43,448 --> 00:43:45,524
well,
as an NJ FOP employee,

513
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,070
of your donation does go
directly to the organization."

514
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:10,025
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

515
00:44:21,012 --> 00:44:21,704
- SAM: No way. Are you serious?
- Dude...

516
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,173
</i>

517
00:44:30,308 --> 00:44:33,246
<i>But we didn't really understand
how they were doing it.</i>

518
00:44:33,246 --> 00:44:35,382
we didn't know
if CDG had found</i>

519
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:47,793
I was young
and I'd get fired

520
00:44:51,163 --> 00:44:53,398
And I had been trained.
I had been conditioned.

521
00:44:54,774 --> 00:44:57,103

the money goes directly

522
00:45:04,511 --> 00:45:09,318
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

523
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:16,024
PATRICK: (OVER CELL PHONE)

524
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,271
</i>

525
00:45:33,544 --> 00:45:34,206
like,
the extracurricular activities

526
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:37,944
so we gotta--

527
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:47,522
SAM: I'm doing journalism.

528
00:45:54,693 --> 00:45:57,395

"Sam, I saw all the videos.</i>

529
00:45:59,459 --> 00:46:00,500
<i>You gotta take them down.
You gotta take the videos
down from YouTube."</i>

530
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,835
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

531
00:46:04,836 --> 00:46:05,237
(TELEMARKETERS CHEERING)

532
00:46:06,238 --> 00:46:07,506
SAM: <i>"Everyone says it's you
with the camera.</i>

533
00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:09,941
you know,
the rumor is spreading around,</i>

534
00:46:19,117 --> 00:46:22,487
I walked into CDG
and the owner told me

535
00:46:25,056 --> 00:46:26,158

"Yo, don't worry about it.</i>

536
00:46:27,389 --> 00:46:29,228
<i>I'll feed you info
from the inside."</i>

537
00:46:29,228 --> 00:46:31,798
<i>And it gave me more time to dig
into anything</i>

538
00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:36,395
<i>And then I started going down
the rabbit hole.</i>

539
00:46:43,294 --> 00:46:43,541
Sandy Ward said no.</i>

540
00:46:44,675 --> 00:46:47,547
<i>That's when the threats began
on her answering machine.</i>

541
00:47:01,716 --> 00:47:02,293
<i>The company denied
they made the call.</i>

542
00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:04,563
<i>But now
the Federal Trade Commission</i>

543
00:47:09,468 --> 00:47:10,836
<i>going back to 1998.</i>

544
00:47:10,836 --> 00:47:14,906
CDG is telling consumers
that 100 percent

545
00:47:16,174 --> 00:47:18,010
of their donation is going
directly to the charity.

546
00:47:19,043 --> 00:47:19,877
</i>

547
00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,415

80 to 90 percent of the donation</i>

548
00:47:24,683 --> 00:47:25,517
"Hey,

549
00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,188

"I don't even know
what you're talking about."

550
00:47:31,475 --> 00:47:32,323

"Well, you know,
there's all these rumors

551
00:47:32,323 --> 00:47:34,159

and this lawsuit,

552
00:47:39,163 --> 00:47:41,134
"All right,</i>

553
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:49,642
Who's to say it's gonna end now?

554
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:50,976
♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

555
00:47:51,977 --> 00:47:53,879
VOICEMAIL: <i>You have
reached the voicemail box of...</i>

556
00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:06,094
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

557
00:48:09,126 --> 00:48:09,729
- (TELEPHONES RINGING)
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

558
00:48:13,164 --> 00:48:16,504
(TELEMARKETERS READING PROMPTS)

559
00:48:23,177 --> 00:48:24,944
</i>

560
00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:27,545
</i>

561
00:48:27,545 --> 00:48:30,418
<i>but when I hear
the downfall of the company...</i>

562
00:48:31,987 --> 00:48:34,320
I... I can only attribute it
to greed.

563
00:48:35,616 --> 00:48:37,685
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)

564
00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:42,729
TELEMARKETER: <i>Hi...</i>
(READS PROMPT)

565
00:49:05,050 --> 00:49:06,152
"Hey, listen,</i>

566
00:49:13,847 --> 00:49:14,827
no. They're like, "No,
the whole thing's, like, shut--

567
00:49:17,498 --> 00:49:20,031
man.</i>

568
00:49:20,031 --> 00:49:21,300
</i>

569
00:49:27,337 --> 00:49:29,608
REPORTER: <i>It's being called
the biggest telemarketing scam</i>

570
00:49:35,802 --> 00:49:38,885
<i>has been permanently shut down
by the Federal Trade Commission.</i>

571
00:49:38,885 --> 00:49:41,219
I was shredding stuff
in the office.

572
00:49:41,219 --> 00:49:44,924
<i>All of a sudden it's like
these big white vans came.</i>

573
00:49:47,775 --> 00:49:49,590
like desks.</i>

574
00:49:55,670 --> 00:49:57,569
I fucking clapped.

575
00:50:00,104 --> 00:50:00,506
REPORTER 1:
<i>CDG made 189 million calls</i>

576
00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:02,941
</i>

577
00:50:04,977 --> 00:50:05,645
<i>which implied
that 100 percent of donations</i>

578
00:50:06,745 --> 00:50:06,779
<i>would go to charity.</i>

579
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:15,720
<i>with CDG keeping nearly
all the money for themselves.</i>

580
00:50:16,949 --> 00:50:17,784
REPORTER 2: <i>The Federal
Trade Commission sued</i>

581
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:22,061

the company agreed to pay</i>

582
00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:27,927
REPORTER 3:
<i>No jail time is expected</i>

583
00:50:31,135 --> 00:50:33,471

David Keezer and Scott Pasch,</i>

584
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:37,003
<i>have been banned
from telemarketing for life.</i>

585
00:50:40,727 --> 00:50:42,214
</i>

586
00:50:47,118 --> 00:50:50,054
</i>

587
00:50:51,055 --> 00:50:51,923
</i>

588
00:50:54,253 --> 00:50:56,395
two Bentleys,
a Range Rover, and an Escalade,</i>

589
00:50:57,675 --> 00:50:58,764
<i>and a quarter
of a million dollars</i>

590
00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:03,969
They told me this cat
had a fucking house

591
00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:09,008
and had a fucking boat
that would go--

592
00:51:14,045 --> 00:51:14,645
to go to the other house
on the other end of the lake."

593
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,150
And he said he had to liquidate
all his artwork.

594
00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:22,725
Get the fuck outta here.

595
00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:29,523
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC FADES) ♪

596
00:51:37,805 --> 00:51:38,806
(CAR HORN HONKING)

597
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:43,509
SAM: What's... (CHUCKLES)
What's up?

598
00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:48,146
uh...

599
00:51:52,184 --> 00:51:54,322
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

600
00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:01,855
- The Han Hin.
- SAM: Mm. (CHUCKLES)

601
00:52:03,038 --> 00:52:04,295
PATRICK:
This is the turn right here.

602
00:52:04,295 --> 00:52:07,865
SAM: (CHUCKLING) The old CDG.

603
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,168
I have that
"I'm going to work" feeling

604
00:52:18,246 --> 00:52:21,781
this was nothing
but a cash cow.</i>

605
00:52:28,586 --> 00:52:32,258
please donate to me.
I need a new Corvette."

606
00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:34,560
They didn't wanna share.
They wanted--

607
00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:38,497
They couldn't live
with 90 percent of the money.

608
00:52:44,668 --> 00:52:47,639
Do you think
that fine meant anything?

609
00:52:51,409 --> 00:52:55,783
<i>The owner of this company
had a band and they sucked.</i>

610
00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:01,757
ANNOUNCER: <i>This is real.</i>

611
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:06,628
<i>This is J-Henry.</i>

612
00:53:14,899 --> 00:53:16,069
ANNOUNCER: <i>This special
exclusive TV offer</i>

613
00:53:19,770 --> 00:53:21,341

thinking it's going to the cops</i>

614
00:53:23,008 --> 00:53:25,510
<i>and these clowns take that money</i>

615
00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:30,815
The thing that
I don't understand

616
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:34,452
is how did they get away
without going to jail?

617
00:53:35,693 --> 00:53:37,522
if I ripped off
all that money

618
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:42,460

I guess, you know,

619
00:53:51,836 --> 00:53:53,738
SAM: <i>I think Pat
and I were resigned to the fact</i>

620
00:53:55,059 --> 00:53:57,843
<i>that there was nothing left
for us to investigate</i>

621
00:53:58,843 --> 00:54:01,413
<i>and it was time to move on
with our lives.</i>

622
00:54:01,413 --> 00:54:04,449
<i>But then I got a call
from Big Ed.</i>

623
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,754
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- TELEMARKETER: ...and they take.

624
00:54:08,156 --> 00:54:09,187
You know why?

625
00:54:13,688 --> 00:54:14,325

they need medical attention.

626
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,896
Yeah. Hi.
Is this Mr. Lee? Mr. Lee?

627
00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:20,532
SAM: <i>He'd gotten a job
at a new call center</i>

628
00:54:24,236 --> 00:54:28,040
75.

629
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:29,541
Can you do the big one
this year?

630
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:31,542
Can I at least get you involved
with the ten-dollar pledge?

631
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,914

same scripts. Same callers.</i>

632
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,153
please?</i>

633
00:54:41,439 --> 00:54:42,288
ED: One leg up. (FARTING)

634
00:54:50,062 --> 00:54:51,396
people saw
that the recipe was there</i>

635
00:54:52,396 --> 00:54:53,966
and other companies took it
and ran with it.

636
00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:56,135
SAM: <i>He told me
that he could get me hired there</i>

637
00:54:58,202 --> 00:54:58,571
<i>And it sounded pretty good.</i>

638
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,306
I kind of missed
CDG to be honest.</i>

639
00:55:02,489 --> 00:55:02,740
(INAUDIBLE)

640
00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:06,681
"Fuck that."</i>

641
00:55:10,617 --> 00:55:14,187
forget CDG.
Forget this new spot.</i>

642
00:55:14,187 --> 00:55:16,759
<i>Let's take down
the entire industry."</i>

643
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:23,398
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

644
00:55:24,531 --> 00:55:26,599
SAM: <i>Pat and Sam.
We're back together.</i>

645
00:55:27,888 --> 00:55:29,001
we got more
to do yet, you know.
- Yeah.

646
00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:31,837
but right now,

647
00:55:35,104 --> 00:55:35,507
New Jersey.
- Yeah.

648
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,375
I thought it would be cool
if we could maybe interview

649
00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:39,510
some people
that run the organizations...

650
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,450
you know.
- Yeah.

651
00:56:11,777 --> 00:56:13,448
SAM:

652
00:56:17,084 --> 00:56:18,086
JEFF:

653
00:56:23,824 --> 00:56:24,927
SAM:

654
00:57:08,962 --> 00:57:09,367
(SIRENS CONTINUE BLARING)

655
00:57:10,367 --> 00:57:12,074
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

656
00:58:04,059 --> 00:58:05,061
♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪


