1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,412 - * One, two, three, four 2 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,247 * one, two, three, four, five, six * 3 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,515 * Shake it, buddy 4 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,797 * One, two, do it 5 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,601 * One, two, three 6 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,403 - * Four, four 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,078 - and our next contestant, Michael Novotny! 8 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:49,417 And this is Ted Schmidt coming! 9 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:53,487 A new participant... Justin Taylor! 10 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,724 ever popular, Brian Kinney! 11 00:00:56,757 --> 00:01:02,230 Someone who really excites the crowd... Emmett Honeycutt! 12 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:06,167 And let's cheer for Ben Bruckner! 13 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:13,707 And the winner... 14 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,709 Brian Kinney! 15 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,591 - Oh! No! 16 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,760 - What is it? 17 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:36,397 - Oh, I had that dream again. 18 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,668 - Mr. Sperm Donor Contest? Who won this time? 19 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,136 - Guess 20 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,272 - Maybe it is some kind of sign. 21 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:47,808 - Damn 22 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:51,345 I told you I want another one. 23 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,513 - But we agreed which is important 24 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,248 Our children should have a common father. 25 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,150 - We did not say that we should Be a common stranger. 26 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,619 - Okay We will pick a name from you. 27 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:03,257 let's get some sleep Before the alarm clock wakes us up. 28 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:06,527 - Look, I know that How important is it to you? 29 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,764 It has always been important. And always will be. 30 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,802 but for me It is not like this. 31 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,809 - Should I eat or not? 32 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,444 - Try one. 33 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,545 - You know I'm trying control my weight 34 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,815 - One that won't kill you. 35 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,852 - Okay 36 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,391 Water... 37 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,693 water 38 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:40,794 Water! 39 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,797 Oh, my God. 40 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,699 hmm... 41 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,801 God! You said it won't kill me. 42 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,203 What are you doing? 43 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,805 - Chili powder, Tabasco, pepper... 44 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,676 A little sulfuric acid For that extra kick. 45 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,812 Get to know our new account. "Hotpoteaters". 46 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,649 - I challenge you To make it attractive. 47 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,589 This is really... 48 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,991 "Hotter than your weekend date." 49 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,560 Yes, genius. 50 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,894 - I don't care What is he doing? 51 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,230 I have to see it. - I'm sorry, Brian. 52 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,231 Oh, she insisted. 53 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,432 - Brian, I need to talk to you. 54 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:19,733 The school called now. 55 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,569 Peter at football practice His hand is broken. 56 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:24,738 - Gardner... My sister, Claire. 57 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,308 - It seems that one You have a family crisis. 58 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,310 I will let you solve it yourself. 59 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,312 I enjoyed - Thank you 60 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:34,315 I have to go quickly Emergency room. 61 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,616 - So what are you doing here? - Can you help me? 62 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,318 - Can you take care of John? 63 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,253 - If you haven't noticed, I am working 64 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,522 - Well, I don't know about him what should i do 65 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,657 - Put it in a locker at the bus station 66 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,659 Didn't you hear babysitter? 67 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,528 - You are expecting someone I will find you in a moment 68 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,529 middle of the day 69 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,797 - Leave it to mom. 70 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,266 - Mom is not well. 71 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,934 - Drunk on the ground again? 72 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,337 Brian, please. I don't have time for these words. 73 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,375 how long does it take - I don't know 74 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,676 But I will call as soon as I hear the news. 75 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,345 OK, behave yourself. did you hear 76 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,824 - Still homosexuality? 77 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:20,894 - come on 78 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,396 eat one 79 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,532 eat two 80 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:34,975 - Look at that bone structure. 81 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,445 Those lovely shell earrings. 82 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,947 And very talented. 83 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,916 - He is only 19 years old. - Well, isn't this a bonus? 84 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,518 Young and fresh sperm? 85 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,320 - To me, he is still a child. 86 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,656 It doesn't seem right With a child, have a child. 87 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,824 - Okay 88 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,461 - Ben is both smart and strong. 89 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,796 - I say that almost complete 90 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,398 Except for one thing. 91 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:00,834 - That's right. 92 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,704 There is always Ted. 93 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,540 - Ah, trusty old Ted. 94 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,976 - Emmett? - You try. 95 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,878 - Teddy! 96 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,886 - Where is this? - It is called a canteen. 97 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,689 - Hey, Brian. Did you get a new boyfriend? 98 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,957 - Yes, even younger than before! 99 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,428 - God, I hope no one sees me. 100 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:31,432 - Sit down and shut up. - Who is this Kiyot? 101 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,367 - This naughty kid is my sister's son. 102 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,036 - I thought I saw a family resemblance. 103 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,838 - from both sides. 104 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:42,976 - Is she a drag queen? 105 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,012 - Well, what can I get you, my dear? 106 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,847 - I don't eat anything here. 107 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,349 - Bring him a burger with extra crushed glass. 108 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,986 - Hey. - Hey. 109 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,722 - I want to go to the arcade in the mall. 110 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,624 I go there every day after school. 111 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,459 - Does your mom know? - He thinks 112 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,493 In the practice of the cream group. 113 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,463 I bet you like this. 114 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:05,466 - What are you doing with your nephew? 115 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,900 - I am having a baby. 116 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,469 - Hello, John. I'm Michael 117 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,070 my friend brian do you remember me 118 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,039 - No. 119 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,041 - Why don't you shave? shop? 120 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,876 I own a comic book store. If you want to come 121 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,512 It's down the street. 122 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,615 - Do you have those new avengers? - I have everything. 123 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,484 - Why don't you come take a look? 124 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,653 I give free samples. 125 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,488 - Can we, Uncle Brian? 126 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:31,692 - We became family. 127 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:35,796 - Michael was very kind, wasn't he? - Yes, he is really a good person. 128 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:41,535 And it does not cause us any problems. 129 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,042 - Will you give me that lamp, dear? 130 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,644 - Can I take this Spiderman too? 131 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,080 - Yes. - Don't be so greedy, damn it. 132 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,948 He gave you everything. 133 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,116 - It's yours. 134 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,052 - What do you say? 135 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,822 - Thanks, Mike. 136 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,524 - Do you want two children? 137 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,126 - Honestly, very serious I thought about it... 138 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,829 Because studies show that two men 139 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,698 They can absolutely have a child enlarge— 140 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,100 - post I mean this. 141 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,569 come on - Oh... I don't want to go. 142 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:16,837 - We all have to go one day. 143 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,806 - Stop pulling me, bitch. 144 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,708 damn gay 145 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,243 - You were great with him. do you know 146 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,613 - Children love me. I don't know why 147 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,682 - I don't need to ask. - God, you are so hard! 148 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,750 - Yes, you too. 149 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,154 Do you have the new Superman? 150 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,124 - You are looking at him. 151 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,828 He's, um, there. 152 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,131 Those exercises really answered 153 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,999 So see you for dinner? 154 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:49,770 - Um, I thought I'd go tonight Club... 155 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,973 a little more I work on my chest and stomach. 156 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,775 - But I thought We made a plan. 157 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,244 - Well, we will change it. No problem, right? 158 00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:01,849 - No. 159 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,184 no problem 160 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,726 - You are a miracle. 161 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,994 - Me? 162 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,128 - How long have I known you... 163 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,263 Five, six years? 164 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,998 I didn't know you can cook 165 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,601 - Mmm, because never I had no one to cook for. 166 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:24,004 now that i have You will not believe what pleasures 167 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,640 I'm going to make it. 168 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:30,611 - Well, I can't wait... for dessert 169 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,312 - Hmm. mmmm 170 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,047 wait a moment just— I want to clean. 171 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,183 - Everything It is already clean. 172 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,051 The kitchen actually perfect 173 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,820 - Well, you know me. 174 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,290 I can't calm down So that everything is not in order. 175 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,158 - God, when I cook, 176 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,294 The kitchen looks like a storm. 177 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,830 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 178 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,199 - Well, this is just one It takes seconds. 179 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,943 This is very good. 180 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,211 - Mmm. 181 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,113 - I wish you didn't have to go. 182 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,048 - Who is going somewhere? 183 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,852 - I mean... very... 184 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,587 sad You always have to run 185 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,656 go back home 186 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,592 - Well, sometimes a person Clean shorts are required. 187 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:19,993 - Yes, but it is not more practical 188 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,261 If the shorts appear before you, 189 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:25,666 instead of you leaving Underpants? 190 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,601 - Teddy, do you— are you saying... 191 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,203 - Why don't you move? 192 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,606 - You—you mean... - Let's live together. 193 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,874 Let's stay somewhere. 194 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,342 - "Let's stay somewhere." 195 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,712 I always wanted to I hear these words. 196 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,616 But you don't think so Is it early? 197 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:46,386 - Yes. Maybe you are right. 198 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,955 I mean, we just How long have we known each other? 199 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,222 Five, six years? 200 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,091 Must at least Let's wait another five years. 201 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,993 - You know what I'm saying. 202 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,361 to be in love with someone and live together 203 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,763 Two different things. 204 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,230 What if we make everyone crazy? 205 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:01,869 - Well... not to try we don't know 206 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:05,238 You know what I'm saying. 207 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,041 - Well, until... 208 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,711 When I'm not in your way 209 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,281 - How is it possible? are you on my way 210 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,921 put it there 211 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,223 - Does not stain. 212 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,763 - Okay, Gus. Show me your happy face. 213 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:33,934 Now let me see your sad face? 214 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,069 Oh, sad face. mmmm 215 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,406 - you know You are really good with children. 216 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,743 - Yes, Gus loves you. 217 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,345 Because I am very soft. 218 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,280 - Because you have a kind heart. 219 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,216 - This is what my mom He always tells me. 220 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,151 Says, "Michael, You have a kind heart. 221 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,053 "And you know what a kind heart is? 222 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,422 It kicks. 223 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,825 He is joking. 224 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,927 - I think he secretly wishes I would be more like Brian. 225 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,229 - Heartless? 226 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,698 One of the most important characteristics that a person can have 227 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,700 Nature is kind and lovely. 228 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,802 - I agree 229 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,205 Definitely something that we want to put in Gus. 230 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,041 - And what we want for... 231 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,710 Our second child also have 232 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,346 - Do you have another child? - Yes. 233 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,114 - Hey, Gus, Make another happy face! 234 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,449 You are going to have a little brother... 235 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,785 Or a little sister. 236 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:28,455 - And this time... I am going to carry it. 237 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,723 - Seriously? 238 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,991 - Mom... - Excuse me. 239 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,994 Um, great. 240 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,129 - That's why we asked you come here 241 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,965 - why, Do you want me to hold the baby? 242 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,834 - It's a little early, isn't it? 243 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,975 - We love you be his father 244 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,513 - Me? 245 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,448 - Yes. 246 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,355 - I think it's great. 247 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,824 - Really? 248 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,525 - What, being the father of a child? 249 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,261 Help Melanie and Lindsay To build a family? 250 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,031 - But it is a big responsibility. I mean a— 251 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,033 give birth to man, you know I— 252 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,836 I don't know if I'm ready To be a "grandfather" or not, you know? 253 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:20,540 - Um... you... 254 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,844 You are more ready than you think. 255 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:27,114 Do you want to take a shower? 256 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,917 I see? 257 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,052 - exciting though, no 258 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,855 I better not spoil it. - How can you ruin it? 259 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,991 All you have to do, Michael, It's that... 260 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:41,428 Provide sperm. 261 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,471 - I wish we could have a child too. 262 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,075 - Yes. It would be something new. 263 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,880 - You can carry it. 264 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,348 - And ruin my body? 265 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,884 - Okay, I'll carry it. 266 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,353 - I think you Many stories 267 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:12,359 you wrote fantasy Joon 268 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:16,529 - Nice idea, though. no 269 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,652 - Put it on Josh. 270 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,521 I said leave it In your damn wallet—now. 271 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,123 - For what? You are more than that 272 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,391 You know what to do with it, you have money. 273 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,326 - Who told you this? your mom 274 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,995 - He said you are a selfish bastard 275 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,997 that never to anyone in this family You did not give a century. 276 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,366 - Yes, I don't know why. give it to me now 277 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,137 - Damn you gay bitch! 278 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,405 You and your gay friends You are going to hell! 279 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,941 - Yeah, really? Who told you that, your grandmother? 280 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,445 You touched my alt! - Oh! 281 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:16,583 You little shit! 282 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,086 - Oh... Oh! Ah! 283 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,624 Give up, Gayande! 284 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:28,461 You are a bitch, let go! 285 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,411 - This will teach you You didn't date gays. 286 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,715 - You will regret it! 287 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,951 You will regret it very much! 288 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:08,135 - * Oh, my sweet little darling * 289 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,338 * tell me What can I do? * 290 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,373 * Don't make a mistake 291 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,108 - That handsome furniture worker Where did you find it? 292 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,478 - under "handsome furniture removal worker" In the gay yellow pages. 293 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,347 - Actually, they are pink. 294 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,083 - The best drawer Libertine Street. 295 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,352 - That one is cumin. trust me 296 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,754 - An animated wet dream. 297 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,656 - Well, a lot Don't get excited. 298 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,692 You have to keep your sperm until you sprinkle melanie 299 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:37,097 - Our little Michael... The father becomes a child. 300 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,132 - This means you two Do you have a family? 301 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,768 Yes, once separated lesbians. 302 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,503 - Well, I think it's exciting. 303 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,105 Giving birth to a child. 304 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,706 - I know a kid who I would like to help him. 305 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,775 - Your nephew He is just passing a course. 306 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,778 - Years of anti-socialism? 307 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,582 I got it that he had He was trying to steal from me. 308 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,454 Who says furniture? Is it a hard and boring job? 309 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,156 - You two lovers You must keep your boxes. 310 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,059 I will give you 24 hours. 311 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,395 - * Oh, my lovely dear 312 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:12,432 * When I say my prayers at night * 313 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,403 * I ask God keep you safe * 314 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,737 - Oh. oops 315 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,407 - * When from my sight stay away * 316 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,411 - Stuffed tomatoes. I am going to be a grandmother! 317 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:28,715 meat pie I am going to be a grandmother. 318 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,550 Grilled cheese. I am going to be a grandmother. 319 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,819 - One please stop this? 320 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,554 - Let it cook a little. - I am going to be a grandmother. 321 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,722 - Never in his dreams 322 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,357 She did not think she would become a grandmother. 323 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,460 - And this is it... Big daddy! 324 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,295 - It's a little early, no 325 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,498 I mean, can't you at least For example, wait for conception? 326 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,702 - So when is it going to happen? Make your first deposit? 327 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,371 - We haven't talked about it yet. 328 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,173 - Well, these things They don't happen by magic. 329 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,175 It takes planning and preparation. 330 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,709 What kind of shorts did you wear? 331 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,311 - It has nothing to do with you. 332 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,113 - Well, make sure that is not too tight... 333 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,848 because they are tight It presses your testicles. 334 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,450 There's a heat wave going on there. 335 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,218 And all the little soldiers are destroyed 336 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,187 One for yourself Take Fruit of the Lom. 337 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,655 Wide and big shorts. 338 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,191 Vic lends you his. - Thank you very much. 339 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,525 - and reduce sex, Huh? 340 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,128 You have to save your load. 341 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,729 - you know I think I will go to the gym. 342 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,465 Vic, Debbie, see you later. 343 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,633 - Goodbye, my dear. 344 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,402 - Let me go, sister. 345 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,671 - Where are you going? 346 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,641 - I'll get a pair of them I will bring my "Fruit of Lum" baggy shorts to Michael. 347 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,150 - Ben! There is no problem Shall I walk with you? 348 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,786 - No. - All those childish words. 349 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,921 - I for Michael And the girls are very happy. 350 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,823 - I never wanted a child myself. 351 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,526 - I wanted Of course, now It doesn't happen. 352 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,528 - One of the other ways We are not like "them". 353 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:52,299 - I try not to think about it. Some days I even succeed. 354 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,766 - I know what you are saying. 355 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,668 But then there is always something It happens that I remember. 356 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,238 a cold one who donates sperm 357 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,307 A dying lover... - Vic... 358 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,175 see you later 359 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,924 - come back 360 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,526 excuse me 361 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,837 Yes! Oh, yeah. 362 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,413 - Brian Kinney? 363 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,283 - Who is he? 364 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,852 Oh, you got me. 365 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,822 damn 366 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,425 - Where did we meet? 367 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,561 Uniform night in Babylon? 368 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,829 I hope Um, bracelets 369 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,766 and your wand you have brought 370 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,602 - I am the officer of Hendeliye. Pittsburgh Police. 371 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,439 - God I see. you are real 372 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,974 god 373 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,410 - You must come with me Headquarters, Mr. Kinney. 374 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,383 - Are you sure you want it now? Do you do this? 375 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,784 - Thank you - Me and Ben until midnight 376 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,586 We talked about it. 377 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,621 I think it is almost As excited as I am. 378 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,624 - And you know what is needed 379 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,893 - Yes, except this day make children in a new way, 380 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,329 I have a good idea. 381 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,732 - Okay, so that's all All you have to do is sign this. 382 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,868 - "The donor agrees... 383 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,638 "He has no parental rights... 384 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,473 Meet by permission only. 385 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,541 what is this 386 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,775 - Just a formality. 387 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,477 - To protect you And also us. 388 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,513 - Protection of what? 389 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,914 - As you can see... 390 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:51,351 the second part, The fourth paragraph 391 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,653 you from any Financial responsibility 392 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,954 It is completely liberating. 393 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,623 - "When the second party 394 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,057 "Do your duty, 395 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,627 From any other obligation free 396 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,496 Commitment. 397 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,831 what a relief To know never 398 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,499 I don't see my own child. 399 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,767 - Well, you know the kid. Michael, 400 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,369 And the child too He knows you. 401 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,770 - Well, of course, when he get big enough 402 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,772 can you explain that I am the "donor". 403 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,941 - This is the case. 404 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,444 - I must have heard wrong. Because I swear you said 405 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,447 do you want me to be his father 406 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,518 - After something that It happened to Brian 407 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,919 who did not want his parental rights give 408 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,821 I'm sure you understand. 409 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:33,693 - Yes, and I'm starting I understand how he must feel. 410 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,395 And I definitely understand 411 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,964 A child without a father how does it feel 412 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,466 Because I didn't have a father myself. 413 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,601 So if you have to do it, you know 414 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,970 Legalize everything and this. do it 415 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,838 I mean... 416 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,542 You have to do what is right for you Do the right thing, but... 417 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,578 Me too 418 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,682 - Oh. 419 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,485 Michael... 420 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,391 - Always a meal Finish with a smile. 421 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,594 I see? 422 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,028 And here... 423 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,498 Useful and decorative. 424 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,633 - I know Ethan is Jewish. 425 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,736 - So just tell him to ignore Jesus on the cross. 426 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,573 - And this is my favorite. 427 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,709 - It has been in Vic's room all these years. 428 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,444 - But I am ready to break up with him. 429 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,012 - This is to remind you that wherever you are, 430 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,449 - I am always there and I love you. 431 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,585 - Are you sure you don't want them? 432 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,021 - Well, these—these are family heirlooms, but 433 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,656 - I mean, I know you guys need things. 434 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,125 - So I give these to you and Ethan 435 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,628 - For maintenance. 436 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,168 - Hi, Vic. - Detective Horvath. 437 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,939 - Sister, your friend is here. - Hey! 438 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,808 - Hello, dear. - Hello, sweetie. 439 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,878 - Heterosexual love. 440 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,714 - You see, Justin, they are not so different from us. 441 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,782 - I thought we were dating tomorrow night. 442 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,484 - That's right. 443 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:07,487 - But there was something I thought you should know. 444 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,790 - One of your lost sons is in trouble. 445 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,192 - Which one? - Kinney 446 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,193 - Brian? 447 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,095 - Has something happened to Brian? 448 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,631 - He seems to be his 12-year-old nephew 449 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,968 - She accused him of harassing her. 450 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,670 - Wow, damn. - This is nonsense. 451 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,638 - Brian would never do such a thing 452 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,674 - Something like that. - Arrest him? 453 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,576 - So far, they are only interrogating him. 454 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,444 - Brian may be many things. 455 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,045 - And I'm the first to say this. 456 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,649 - But he doesn't hurt children. 457 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,793 - * One by one, the defenses crumble * 458 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:50,229 * one by one, you are mine * 459 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,798 * one by one 460 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:55,001 - Ay! 461 00:23:55,034 --> 00:24:00,540 - * one by one, you are mine * 462 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:03,676 - Welcome home, my dear. how was work 463 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,578 - Oh, as always. 464 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:08,815 - Orgy, gang rape, enema marathon. 465 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,216 - You must be tired. 466 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,818 - Yeah, well... 467 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,720 - To the members of that website 468 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,756 - Give them high quality entertainment that they deserve. 469 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,560 - * one by one, you are mine * 470 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,829 - Hey. 471 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,897 - What is this? 472 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:27,500 - Aunt Lola's fried chicken from Biluxi. 473 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,769 - He always said he could fry a horse potato. 474 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,638 - And everyone runs towards him. 475 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,844 - Ah, well, I think I'll just go 476 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:41,581 - Wash my hands. 477 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,517 - Oh, by the way, I hung some things there to dry. 478 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,922 - I see 479 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,024 - Why don't you sit down and stretch your legs, dear? 480 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,293 - Dinner is ready in a minute! 481 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:59,031 - Okay 482 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,634 - What happened to the living room? 483 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:05,171 - Oh, I—I feng shui it. 484 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,541 - Do you like it? 485 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,911 - Well, it really gave a flow to the room. 486 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,797 - Oh, my nail. 487 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,031 - What, Teddy? 488 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,667 - There was a crooked nail there. 489 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,303 - What, that old rusty thing? 490 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,972 - Yeah, yeah, where's that old rusty thing? 491 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,842 - Well, when I was doing feng shui, 492 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,110 - He fell on the ground. 493 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,678 - You know if you walk with bare feet 494 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,079 - How dangerous is it? 495 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,347 - You must get a tetanus vaccine. 496 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,982 - Yes, what did you do with it? 497 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:54,053 - I threw it away. 498 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,988 - It was just an old nail. 499 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:57,824 - It's not just an old nail. 500 00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:00,860 - This old nail is Pavarotti. 501 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,328 - Before each performance, 502 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:03,663 - He must find a crooked nail behind the scenes for luck. 503 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,064 - Everyone knows this. 504 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,066 - The night he was in the city and performed Turandot 505 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,268 - At the Pittsburgh Opera, he found that nail. 506 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,704 - He had a cut, kissed it, threw it over his shoulder, 507 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,205 - And I had a cut. 508 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,007 - Since then, it has been my lucky charm. 509 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:18,678 - Now he just disappeared? 510 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,847 - I didn't know. 511 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,883 - I'm sorry. 512 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,818 - Well, you had no right to touch him. 513 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,353 - You had no right to touch anything! 514 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:28,821 - You know, I would be grateful if only 515 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:30,289 - Put everything back as before. 516 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,824 - And this includes undressing 517 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,626 - My shorts are wet from the bathroom. 518 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,395 - Your bathroom? 519 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,099 - Sorry, I thought it was our bathroom. 520 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:44,971 - Actually, I thought this was our home. 521 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:50,276 - Apparently not. 522 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:55,181 - Well, as you said, we have to find out sooner or later 523 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:58,417 - That we can live together or not. 524 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,653 - It is better to understand sooner. 525 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,127 - Did he tell them that you forced him to suck his penis? 526 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,997 - This is what he said to Awadim's sister. 527 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,765 - He told the police. 528 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,934 - I gave that little shit free comics. 529 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,136 - They don't believe it, do they? 530 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,271 - Listen, Michael. are you listening 531 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,140 - I am listening - They are heterosexuals. 532 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:23,409 - They think that all of us perverts are only looking for one thing: 533 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:27,146 - Let's get our hands on a piece of the little boy's meat. 534 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,447 - So it's enough to accuse you. 535 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,016 - And they automatically believe? 536 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,350 - I don't know, but now I need money 537 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,019 - I wanted to pay for my botox 538 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,922 - Pay a damn lawyer 300 dollars an hour. 539 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,924 - You don't want to be arrested, do you? 540 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,926 - How do I know? give me... 541 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,195 - Damn, you might go to jail! 542 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,197 - Don't make yourself so nervous. 543 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:46,465 - I am half Italian, half drag queen. 544 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,167 - I am allowed to be nervous. 545 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,236 - Well, you can't just sit 546 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,940 - To express and take you. 547 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:57,910 - I don't intend to. 548 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:07,053 - Oh, damn. - Open the door. 549 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,921 - Get lost or I'll call the police, you bastard. 550 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:12,792 - I said, open the damn door! 551 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:16,228 - Where is it? - Get out of here, Brian! 552 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,466 - John! 553 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,735 - Put your butt down, you little shit. 554 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:23,936 - What, do you think I will leave? 555 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,938 - Go near him, sick pervert? 556 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,511 - Do you think I really hurt your son? 557 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,748 - You know, if you had asked me before you called the police... 558 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,017 - Why should I ask? 559 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,819 - Why should you knit something like this? 560 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:42,955 - Because your kid is a sophisticated, homosexual liar, Claire. 561 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:48,527 - That's why. Who did you learn this from? 562 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,862 - Oh. 563 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,964 - Mom's entrance, from the left side of the stage. 564 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:54,967 - You have a lot to show. 565 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,836 - Ah. I am glad to see you. 566 00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,270 - What? won't you kiss me 567 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,306 - Stay away from me. - Don't worry. 568 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:02,041 - You are not my taste. - God knows 569 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,509 - What permanent damage did you do to him? 570 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,044 - What? Something you haven't touched yet? 571 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,278 - They should put you in a cage and throw you away. 572 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,848 - Thank you, old friend. 573 00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:10,382 - Eat another donut. 574 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,451 - If I have something to say, that's it. 575 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,521 - How could you? - How could I? 576 00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:20,126 - Should I force the little Johnny to drink my alt? 577 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:23,262 - I will find you, little shit! 578 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,898 - And this time you can't breathe anymore! 579 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,166 - Did you hear that, mom? 580 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,035 - He threatened him just now! 581 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,036 - I am calling the police. 582 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:31,270 - Hit, sister. 583 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:34,540 - Tell them I am a corrupt monster. 584 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,442 - A godless homosexual, right, mom? 585 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,877 - If you think about me 586 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,545 - You get a reaction, you make a mistake. 587 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:43,449 - But I must say, with my knowledge of your lifestyle, 588 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:47,286 - And the kind of people you hang out with. 589 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:50,056 - I'm not surprised. 590 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:55,427 - This is what happens when you turn your back on God. 591 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:58,330 - Baba God's grave. 592 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:05,972 - And your father's grave. 593 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,386 - I told my mom not to get her hopes up. 594 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,956 - Then he went and told everyone. 595 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,925 - Now he will probably be disappointed 596 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,360 - And he grieves for a few days. 597 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,332 - It's good that you are not like him. 598 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,068 - Yes. 599 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,206 - If it calms your heart, 600 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:41,640 - I am also disappointed. 601 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,411 - I was waiting to become Uncle Ben. 602 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,080 - Like rice. 603 00:30:48,114 --> 00:30:50,883 - It's probably the closest thing I'll ever get to being a dad. 604 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:58,224 - I didn't know you wanted to be a dad. 605 00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,391 - It was always a thought, but I never understood 606 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:01,928 - How much do I want it? 607 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:02,962 - Until it didn't happen anymore. 608 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:08,534 - Damn 609 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:12,538 - One is in the apartment. 610 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,446 - Isa, M. what happened 611 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,015 - Why did you come back? 612 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,685 - Brian was right. 613 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,289 - It's good that I kept the boxes. 614 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:04,290 - * Do you think you can save me? * 615 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:07,026 * save me, save me * 616 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,227 - Hey, where is your wife? 617 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,163 - He went to his mother's house. 618 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:12,698 - Less than 24 hours? 619 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:15,334 - Wow, it was even more than I expected. 620 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,735 - Congratulations, sure feel 621 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,205 - You have deep satisfaction. 622 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,973 - No, what I feel 623 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,175 - A deep sense of disgust, 624 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:26,045 - from seeing two pathetic gays trying to make themselves 625 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,479 - turn into something even more pathetic: 626 00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:30,716 - Two happily married heterosexuals. 627 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:34,486 - This has nothing to do with him. 628 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,255 - You know, it's about something 629 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,525 - which we lower beings usually call "love". 630 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,327 - Just because you can't understand it 631 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,195 - There is no reason for the rest of us to be condemned 632 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:46,498 - To spend our lives in isolation, 633 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:50,069 - May our hearts be exiled to one of Jupiter's icy moons. 634 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:53,272 - Wow, it was very poetic 635 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,541 - For a former accountant. 636 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,276 - I sincerely hope you find your dreams 637 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,078 - To satisfy your being. 638 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:02,281 - But until then, why don't you let me buy you a drink? 639 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:06,218 - Get lost. 640 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:07,553 - It's a good idea. 641 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,094 - Yes. yes 642 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:18,664 - Yes. 643 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,535 - Hey. - Hey. 644 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,449 - You are a little young for me. 645 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:40,152 - This is not what I heard. 646 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,342 - Yes, you bastards, die. 647 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,578 - How is the choir practice? 648 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:09,415 - Who are you? - I am my uncle's friend. 649 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,417 - Another gay? 650 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,153 - Get away from me or I will call the police. 651 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,322 - What do you want to tell them? 652 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,357 - That I forced you to sleep? 653 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,692 - What do you want? - I want the truth. 654 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,561 - I told the truth. 655 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,097 - He gave me money, but I didn't. 656 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:26,465 - Did he give you money? 657 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,700 I see. It was not necessary. 658 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,436 - I paid him myself. 659 00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,871 - If you don't accept that you are lying, 660 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,307 - You made all this, Brian might go to jail. 661 00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:39,378 - Well, then a group of blacks will rape her. 662 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:43,449 - Your mom must have an HBO subscription. 663 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:46,718 - What the hell are you doing? Take your hands off me! 664 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,621 - The bracelet is beautiful. 665 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,462 - Maybe the terms of the agreement were a bit strict. 666 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,464 - I was just trying to protect us. 667 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,199 - But Michael is not Brian. 668 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:01,767 - That's why we chose it from the beginning. 669 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,902 - I say let's get a genius from the sperm bank. 670 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,605 - It's easier. - For who, Mel? our child 671 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:09,208 - That he never knows his father except by a number? 672 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,810 - I don't want to repeat what we experienced with Brian. 673 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,146 - I just said that Michael is not Brian. 674 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,647 - Do you listen to me at all? 675 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,883 - Honey, the whole street is listening to you. 676 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:21,620 - This has nothing to do with Michael or who the father is. 677 00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,356 - The issue of trust - trust in fate, 678 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,558 - Trust in God, 679 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:29,561 - To the gynecologist, that somehow everything will be fixed. 680 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,363 - Now if you can't accept this, 681 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,299 - Maybe you shouldn't have children. 682 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,667 - Maybe we should stop now. 683 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,637 - Come forward. come forward 684 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,672 - A little more. a bit 685 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,390 - What happened? 686 00:35:58,424 --> 00:35:59,725 - Why don't you tell us yourself? 687 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:01,527 - Let me talk, Debbie. 688 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,962 - Detective Carl Horvath, 689 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,664 - Pittsburgh Police. 690 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,466 - I heard a series of claims recently 691 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,869 - You mentioned about your uncle, Brian Kinney. 692 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,205 - He forced me to work with him. 693 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,941 - This accusation is very serious, my son, if it is true. 694 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,543 - I'm not lying. 695 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:19,545 - He says you made these because you understood 696 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:21,280 - You stole money from his wallet. 697 00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:24,216 - He is a liar. 698 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,985 - You took a shell bracelet. 699 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,688 - I don't have any ridiculous bracelets. 700 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,590 - I saw your hand in the arcade today. 701 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,825 - Why should they believe your words? 702 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,227 - John, that bracelet 703 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,828 - Did you have breakfast this morning? 704 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,330 - Mom, can you shut up? 705 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,898 - Well, you said you bought it from his property. 706 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,768 - I bought it with our money 707 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,571 - From that shop in front of Petshop. 708 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,873 - Show me the bracelet, my son. 709 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,508 - I don't have it. i lost it 710 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,911 - Show it. 711 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,596 - Brian got this from Mexico. 712 00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,631 - The initials of his name are carved on one of the shells. 713 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:13,999 - Hmm. 714 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,668 - I want the truth, John. 715 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,504 - Now tell me the truth. 716 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:23,675 - Now did Brian really do what you said? 717 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,511 - He is gay, as you said. 718 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:28,314 - A fucking gay. 719 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,784 - Shame on you. 720 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:43,529 - But most of all, shame on you. 721 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,702 - And this Hulk from 1988 722 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:52,671 - He has a very cool fight with Wolverine 723 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,574 - and some great designs by Todd McFarlane. 724 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,348 - Hello - I hope we did not come at a bad time. 725 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:03,649 - No, I was advising a collector. 726 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,651 - In fact, one of the best customers. 727 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,654 - So we won't stay long. 728 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,456 -Michael, about the deal— 729 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:12,057 - Look, I told you before, I— 730 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,392 - We know. 731 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,394 - That's why we decided 732 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,463 - Let's change some details. 733 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:22,434 - As long as you do your duty, 734 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,003 - From now on, I will call you father. 735 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:29,441 - You will be known as father from now on. 736 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,848 - Well, what do you say, dad? 737 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:47,993 - Oh! 738 00:38:57,503 --> 00:39:00,606 - Is it okay if I have a drink? 739 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,974 - Roy's name is "Woodyze", not "Emmett". 740 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:08,046 - Gary Goose and Tonic. 741 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,848 - Um— - Keep your words. 742 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:11,016 - It is quite clear that you and I 743 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,584 - We were not made to live together. 744 00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:14,653 - Look, I'm sorry to upset you. 745 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,522 - Upset? Say "you got angry". 746 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,457 - Only, I'm a little obsessed... 747 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,726 - Obsession is when you hate cat food. 748 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,728 - When it comes to my stuff. 749 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,463 - And why shouldn't you be, dear? 750 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:25,864 - This is your house. 751 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,466 - So, from now on, 752 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:31,169 - Don't ask anyone to live with you. 753 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,938 - Look, after you left, 754 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,140 - I walked up and down Liberty Street. 755 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,475 - Finally, I was at the restaurant 756 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,909 - Come with a lemon bar 757 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,611 - And a copy of "Pittsburgh Out" last week. 758 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:41,079 - Did you see it? 759 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,881 - Don't tell me that the title was "Obsessive boyfriend went crazy"? 760 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:44,483 - Actually, an interesting letter 761 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,752 - It was to "Aziz Abez" 762 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,520 - Don't say that you read that stupid queen. 763 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,822 - Continue. 764 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,497 - "Dear Abez, my boyfriend just started living with me. 765 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,899 - "And he has seized everything. 766 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:04,770 "He even put the lubricating gel on the right side of the bed. 767 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:09,641 - help I'm confused." 768 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:12,143 - So? - Now the answer. 769 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,115 - "Dear Gage, 770 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,051 - "Get a new place that belongs to both of you, 771 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:23,922 - "Unless you want to masturbate alone. 772 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,725 - "And about the gel, I suggest you leave it 773 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,461 "Your boyfriend can put it wherever he wants." 774 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,566 - Now there must have been a reason that I did this 775 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,735 - I read at 2 in the morning. 776 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,937 - I don't want to lose you, um 777 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,540 - But there is no way we can live together in my house. 778 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:42,841 - Yesterday's news. 779 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:46,678 - So I suggest to take the advice of "Aziz Abez". 780 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,747 - and get a place of our own- 781 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:52,083 - A space big enough for you to do your feng shui 782 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:55,721 - And I can close the door with Pavarotti if I want 783 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:59,024 - Let me play a "two" note. 784 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:04,095 - Actually, I was thinking about a house. 785 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:06,097 - Home? 786 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,834 - With a backyard and rooms that you can decorate. 787 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,569 - Decoration? 788 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,838 - It is the best investment one can make. 789 00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:14,239 - I mean, in addition to being a good tax deduction, 790 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:16,007 - A safe shield against inflation 791 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,510 - and unstable economy. 792 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:22,714 - Well... 793 00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:24,650 - What do you say? 794 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:29,621 - I say this was the most romantic thing I have ever heard. 795 00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:31,823 - Yes? 796 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,802 Are you counting the days until Christmas? 797 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,036 Melanie's ovulation cycle. 798 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:47,939 - And what a perfect place for it, right next to our bed. 799 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:51,677 - Well, to remember when we can do this 800 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:54,880 - And when can't we? 801 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:56,648 - Who would have thought about our sex life? 802 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,016 - Can it be controlled with a fertility chart? 803 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,619 - Well, now that I'm going to be a dad, 804 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,020 - With all credit and these words, 805 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,321 - I have to be very, very responsible. 806 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,090 - It looks good tonight, but are you ready 807 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:08,159 - Yes, as soon as I come back from the club. 808 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,928 - Wait, are you going to the gym? 809 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:13,164 - Well, don't be late. 810 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:15,166 - Should I lose my golden opportunity? 811 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,636 - No more. 812 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,677 - Well... goodbye. 813 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:05,583 - I think this is yours. 814 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:11,222 - Thank you 815 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:14,993 - Whenever you want. 816 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:20,031 - come on 817 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:41,787 - Shouldn't you go back to your boyfriend? 818 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:48,126 - Yes. 819 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:21,226 - * I was never kissed, what I miss * 820 00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:24,763 * or I can't remember when * 821 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:28,233 * Maybe I forgot the things you taught me * 822 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:32,070 * now again like the first time * 823 00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:36,808 * Different stories, different countries * 824 00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:40,779 * Borders make them invisible, don't be fooled * 825 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,914 *with what I said* 826 00:44:42,948 --> 00:44:47,786 *You know the only place I want to be is here* 827 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:52,390 * If we had a common body, we could be one * 828 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:56,061 *again like the first time* 829 00:44:56,094 --> 00:45:00,365 * If we had a common body, we could be one * 830 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:03,034 *again like the first time* 831 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:16,848 * Can it be true? time passes * 832 00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:20,852 * Or just in my mind? * 833 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,888 * The only government that * 834 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:28,226 * I would have overthrown, the tyranny of the times * 835 00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,763 * Oaths we take in sorrow and pain * 836 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:34,399 * They are engraved in our souls like sin * 837 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:39,437 * old lovers name tattoo * 838 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:43,975 * which are easier to remove from your skin * 839 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:48,847 * If we had a common body, we could be one * 840 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,850 *again like the first time* 841 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:57,255 * If we had a common body, we could be one * 842 00:45:57,288 --> 00:46:00,158 *again like the first time* 843 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:05,030 * If we had a common body, we could be one * 844 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:08,066 *again like the first time* 845 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:13,038 * If we had a common body, we could be one * 846 00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:16,374 *again like the first time*