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[Guido] "Pomacanthus paru",
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also called "Caribbean Angelfish".
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[Guido] The only monogamous fish: they dedicate
their entire existence to their partner.
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These animals are among the few to have
including the deepest meaning of love:
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dedicate yourself completely to the other,
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with all of themselves,
in full sincerity and for life.
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But you are a man, you are not a fish.
So, forget it.
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Dedicate yourself completely to another person
can only lead you to one thing:
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to be relentlessly screwed.
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- So, darling, have you chosen?
- [Child] Yes.
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Look, but these things...
Can my child manage them alone?
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I mean, just feed him, right?
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You also need to clean the aquarium, put
antifouling and change the filter.
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Ah, the antifouling...
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Mi scusi, ma non avrebbe
something... less demanding?
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You see? What did I tell you?
Your mother doesn't want commitments either.
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Let me guess: are you separated?
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- Yes.
- I could have sworn.
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Eh, well, staying together requires commitment,
sacrifice, putting yourself aside a little.
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And she didn't make it, she preferred
destroy everything by not giving a damn about you,
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that maybe you even suffered from it.
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Now it's back on the market,
opened a nice Tinder profile,
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it is full of requests
and finally she feels wanted.
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But how dare you?
[notification signal from mobile phone]
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A new match?
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But she's really... a rude person!
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Bait. There are no fish for her here.
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- [Woman] Let's go.
- But...
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And anyway I won't set foot here again!
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[happy music]
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MASTURBATE
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[Zaho] Cabin 1, ten minutes.
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- Hello, Zaho.
- Good morning, Guido. The usual 10 minutes?
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No, 20. I want to take it slow.
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Okay.
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Cabin 2, 20 minutes.
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[oriental music]
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MASTURBATE
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[oriental music in the distance]
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MASTURBATE
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[beeps]
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Hello! Welcome to "Jerk Off".
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- HI.
- [female voice] Choose a category.
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- "Latinas".
- [Guido] No.
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“Teen.”
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No.
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- "Big boobs".
- [Guido] No.
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- "VIP".
- [Guido] No. "VIP" already done.
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- Create a character from your memory.
- [Guido] Stop.
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You want to recreate a real character
drawing on your memories?
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- Yes.
- [female voice] Good.
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Where do you want to set your fantasy?
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- "Beach".
- [Guido] No.
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- "Luxury villa".
- No.
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"Mountain chalet".
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No. "White limbo".
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Excellent choice.
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Now all you have to do is think hard
to the character you want to reconstruct.
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Please wait. The system is recreating from
your memory the desired character.
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[female voice] Have fun.
[snap of fingers]
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And anyway I won't set foot here again!
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Mom, but... where are we?
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In my wank. Get lost.
[snap of fingers]
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- [Woman] But...
- Shh. Undress.
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[snap of fingers]
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But...
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But what does he do?
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"Candle damper."
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[snap of fingers]
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[moans of pleasure]
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"Doggy style."
[snap of fingers]
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"Spoon".
[snap of fingers]
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Then you see it
that when you want you commit?
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"Crab".
[snap of fingers]
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"Libra".
[snap of fingers]
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[muffled moans]
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Sorry... Did I try too hard?
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Eh, I'd say yes. "Balance".
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[snap of fingers]
Well done.
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[moans of pleasure]
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[moans of pleasure]
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[prolonged groan]
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[sigh]
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[happy music]
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So, Roberta, do you see?
This is the head and this is the little body.
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- What is the little body?
- [Roberta] Oh God, it's true.
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Look what he does now. He moves his little hands.
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- Oh God, this is gorgeous.
- What are the little hands?
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Wait, I'll show you around... Here it is.
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- [Gynecologist] Here's the little nose.
- Oh God, love...
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I don't see it. What is the little nose?
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That, Armando.
That's the little nose, can't you see it?
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No... Ah! Well, maybe...
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Ok, perfect, we're done.
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[Gynecologist] Here, Roberta.
You can cover yourself now.
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Thank you.
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Love! Mommy makes you a little brother.
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But is there a DVD to view the images?
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- [Gynecologist] Yes.
- [Armando] Because I didn't see anything.
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The little nose, I was about to... Then he went away.
[snap of fingers]
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Maybe it's the glasses.
I lost everything, I saw nothing.
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[Armando] I'm there, I don't see anything.
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And he didn't count me,
as if I didn't exist.
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I'm the father, tell me something, right?
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- You said it's a man, right?
- [Armando] Yes, why?
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You make your wife go
by a male gynecologist?
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Not "I make it go", it's the gynecologist.
He also followed Zaira, it's still him.
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- [Guido] Mm...
- What, "mm"?
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- Have you seen "The health insurance gynecologist"?
- Yes.
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Montagnani's character
he "fucked" them all.
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[Armando] But it's a film!
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Takes inspiration from real things,
It's not a science fiction film.
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Anyway, happy with you, it's okay.
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But you think a gynecologist
do you go and get excited with a patient?
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In your opinion, the gynecologist
Beyoncé doesn't get excited?
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[Armando] Beyoncé?
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A gynecologist will have it,
or do they take care of it via email?
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- But how do these things come to you?
- [Guido] Think...
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Why does a man want to study gynecology?
To cure something he doesn't even own?
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For the love of medicine, of life.
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[Armando] To bring into the world
the children. It will be nice, right?
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That's the alibi. As if to say: "Let's do it
the war to bring democracy".
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- Is that why wars are fought?
- [Armando] Wars?
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The wars! They do it for the money,
the power, the raw materials.
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If you think about it, even oil wells
They're huge black holes, right?
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Oh! There's a place there,
a parking lot, don't fuck with it.
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I mean, right? I'm writing to myself
with this one, I asked her for photos.
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Put your credit card,
25 euros and she will send them to you.
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Then there are those who send videos,
used linen...
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- [Armando] How, "used"?
- If not, what's the point?
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It's an erotic social network, not a haberdashery.
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- She sells you toenails.
- Huh?
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For 80 euros he cuts them and sends them to you.
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But 80 euros for just one foot
or 80 euros both?
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It's a good question.
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Do you want me to write to her?
Are you curious, do you want to know?
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- No, it was just to find out.
- Now I'm curious.
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You are sick.
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You're the one who's bigoted.
This is female empowerment.
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A prostitute site?
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They are entrepreneurs,
"content creator"...
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[Niky] They got it with theirs
body can do whatever they want.
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- Were chickpea soups for you?
- Yes, dear! Thank you.
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- Here you are. And what.
- Here it is.
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[Guido] No! What the fuck...
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Madonna, what have I done?
It all fell off.
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I noticed it.
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Wait, I'll take care of it...
Sorry, I didn't mean to...
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- No, no, no!
- That's worse!
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- [Man] What's going on here?
- Nothing, some soup spilled.
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Yes, nothing, in short...
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- Giulia...
- Sorry, I got "in the way"...
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Okay, let's wash. Nothing happened.
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I'll bring you another one, what do you say?
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No, do one thing: if you give me a spoon,
I eat it off the floor.
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Giulia, of course you have to
bring another. Come on, hurry!
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Sorry, really.
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[Man] What should I tell you?
I'm sorry, Giulia is new.
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- Look...
- Now I'll clean it up right away.
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Did you understand? She's new, the pants
they are old, nothing happened.
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Think about it, there are people
who pays to get peed on.
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But what the fuck does that have to do with it?
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No, it was like that, so to speak.
She gets 150 euros, I swear.
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He pees in a jar and sends it to you.
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Still warm, look.
[guttural verse]
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[happy music]
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[typing noise on a keyboard]
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[Guido] "What about the waitress?"
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[Guido] "An impediment that fails
not even bringing a dish to the table."
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[Guido] "A fatal mix of clumsiness..."
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[Guido] Actually, no...
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"...of stubbornness and ineptitude."
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[Guido] "There is only one question:
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why someone like that
Do you persist in waiting tables?"
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[sigh]
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[Guido] Hello, Zaho.
Do I still have time?
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Just ten minutes, then I have to close.
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Ok, I'll hurry.
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Cabin 2.
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[snort]
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[snap of fingers]
Is chickpea soup for you?
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Ah... Hello.
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Hello.
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Undress.
[snap of fingers]
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But...
[snap of fingers]
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[restrained laughter]
[Guido] What the fuck is happening?
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[snap of fingers]
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- But what is that thing?
- I don't know, you're the one who thought of it.
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No, I was like, “Take the bird.”
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Ah... eh...
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"Doggy style."
[snap of fingers]
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[ringing and bleating]
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Oh my, how cute...
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Oh, but you... zero?
I mean, you're not really capable?
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"Table spoon".
[snap of fingers]
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- But what is it?
- Don't you see it? It's a spoon.
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Like, "a spoon"?
But what the fuck is happening?
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"Balance".
[snap of fingers]
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"Libra"!
[snap of fingers]
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Oh, I said "scales", huh!
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[snap of fingers]
I said "scales"!
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[clatter and screams]
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[screams of panic]
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She fell asleep. But it's useless,
we need to take her to the pediatrician.
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- Huh?
- Zaira has mucus, she breathes badly.
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[Roberta] I don't remember what he prescribed
the last time. What was it, a broncholitic?
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Fuck!
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[laughing] He always beats me, he's very strong.
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[Armando] Were you saying something, love?
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No, nothing, forget it.
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- Goodnight, love.
- Good night.
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"Let's" make "fuck"?
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Huh?
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[Armando, softly] Do we want to have sex?
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- Meaning what?
- We missed Saturday.
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- Oh, yes?
- Yes, the cell phone also told me.
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I mean, you... write on your phone
when do we fuck?
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Yes, I mean, I have... the memo...
[beeps]
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- [Armando] "Sex".
- Ah...
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Saturday we skipped,
so if now we wanted to recover...
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I have prolactin, love.
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Do you remember what the gynecologist said?
Turns off desire.
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I don't like that one, anyway.
Why don't we get a woman?
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I thought,
someone who has lived on her skin...
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We change gynecologist and we don't talk about it anymore.
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But imagine! Come on, let's sleep.
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[Armando] In short, he says that this hormone,
prolactin eliminates her desire.
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[Armando] The result is that we do
very little love. Very little, really.
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Have you ever thought about finding an alternative?
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But what alternative?
I'm not one for lovers, you know.
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But what a lover, I say masturbation.
Masturbation, Armando!
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Trust me, it's better than a lover
and a couple relationship.
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- Masturbation?
- Yes.
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And then now,
with the Metaverse, it's wonderful,
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because you can fuck whoever you want.
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A few days ago,
I fucked Ilary Blasi.
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00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:36,250
- Ilary Blasi?
- You must feel that skin, a peach.
238
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,660
The numbers we did...
An acrobat, in any position.
239
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,790
"To snubber",
"butterfly", "crab"...
240
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:46,370
- "A crab?" How is it "crab-like"?
- "A crab"...
241
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,750
Oh... but do you see that?
242
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,000
He fucked Ilary Blasi.
243
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:58,870
I still remember it,
my first "blowjob". I was 12 years old.
244
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,790
- 12 years?
- Yes. It was with Niky's mother.
245
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,870
You touched yourself while thinking
to Niky's mother? But she's old!
246
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:07,790
Now. She was young at the time, she was good.
247
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,080
I frequented him to go to his house
and look at mom.
248
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,250
- A friend, indeed.
- I still remember it.
249
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:17,700
I always imagined going to his house,
I knocked on the door and she opened it for me.
250
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,660
Miniskirt,
fishnet stockings with stripes, stiletto heels.
251
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,700
Classic housewife attire.
252
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:26,000
I said: "Ma'am, is Niky there?"
And she: "No, he went out with Armando."
253
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,500
- Why did you have to involve me?
- Just the name, you never appeared.
254
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:34,620
I came in, sat down on a chair,
she knelt in front of me and...
255
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,160
[whistle]
So, without saying anything, she...
256
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,200
A slut, really... Oh!
257
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:43,040
And then, I couldn't waste too much time.
I was afraid you and Niky would come back, right?
258
00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:50,000
- Is this the time to open?
- We went to the bar.
259
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,000
So, what do they say?
260
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,120
Armando is embarrassed
because I told him that as a kid
261
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,160
I masturbated thinking about your mother.
262
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,870
- [laughing] What's wrong with that? I knew it.
- [Armando] How, did you know?
263
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:08,330
- Well yes.
- Didn't it bother you?
264
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:13,080
No, because he didn't just do it with
my mother did it with all mothers.
265
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,200
Yes, but... Armando, with your mother
very little, just two or three times.
266
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:21,250
Wait... You two or three times
did you masturbate thinking about my mother?
267
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,160
But yes, just like that, just to change mothers.
268
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,750
With Niky's mother
it was becoming a permanent thing,
269
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,120
he was starting to get too attached,
and for a change...
270
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,580
However, with your mother it was different,
there was more dialogue, we talked...
271
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:32,870
[mobile notification]
272
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,870
You were 12!
What dialogue did you want to have with my mother?
273
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,160
And instead I remember us talking. About you.
274
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,200
She was worried
that you weren't doing well at school.
275
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,000
But I always did great!
276
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,580
Yes, but in my "pippa"
you did badly, they almost failed you!
277
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:50,040
Of course, because you always let me out
with that dickhead Niky!
278
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,700
No, guys, you have to see this one.
279
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:57,950
Eighteen years! It's a real one, I have it
known on Facebook, not on OnlyFans.
280
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,540
Guido, at least you
give me satisfaction, look.
281
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,830
[Armando] But he's 18, stop it.
282
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:06,330
Can I tell you something? You are retrograde.
I don't know how you do it, your wife.
283
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,080
[Armando] Leave my wife alone.
284
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,580
Oh! Are you telling me what the fuck I did to you?!
285
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,290
- Huh?
- Why did you get me fired?
286
00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:16,120
- I?
- [Giulia] No, I... They fired me!
287
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,160
But you wanted this,
that's why you wrote those things.
288
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,200
- What did you write?
- What did I write?
289
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:25,910
What did he write? "Shespir"!
Do you want to know what he wrote?
290
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,450
"An impediment that fails
not even bringing a plate to the table."
291
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,750
"A fatal 'misk' of stubbornness
292
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,660
and 'net'... and 'netness'..."
293
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,080
Ineptitude.
294
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,250
Oh! These things are said
to a girl?!
295
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,410
- I...
- [Giulia] I made a mistake.
296
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,790
[Giulia] I spilled the soup,
but I said sorry.
297
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:49,620
Then one goes home and writes
a review to get me kicked out?
298
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,580
- Did you really write like that?
- Yes, but just like that, just for...
299
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,450
Not "just for", because you always do.
300
00:19:55,540 --> 00:20:01,870
I checked, you wrote 47
in 47 different places. And all negative.
301
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,870
But why are you so mean?
302
00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:07,290
[Julia] What did they do to you
to be so mean?
303
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:11,620
Now I hope you're happy,
because you ruined me.
304
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,540
- Look, sorry...
- No, I don't apologize!
305
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,160
[Julia] Because I am
always kind to everyone!
306
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,450
And now I'm broken! I don't apologize!
307
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,500
[Giulia, angrily] I don't apologize!
308
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:30,580
[melancholy music]
309
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,000
[snap of fingers]
310
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,620
[snap of fingers]
Undress, come on!
311
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,120
But you just forget it!
But what, do I do your convenience? Go, go.
312
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,000
- "Go" what? Where?
- [Giulia] It's not my problem.
313
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:05,950
Maybe you didn't understand. I'm in charge here,
you have to do what I tell you.
314
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,700
You need to stay calm, okay?
I told you I don't like it!
315
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,950
[Julia] But then,
what the fuck is this?
316
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,500
Like, "what place is this"? It's a fantasy, right?
317
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:18,790
Ah... Congratulations for the imagination!
A white room.
318
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:21,950
There is everything you need.
What should I have done, in your opinion?
319
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,370
Rebuild the entire apartment?
Do the floor plan? Leaves?
320
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,120
To give me a blowjob
should I become a surveyor?
321
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,200
No, but a minimum of atmosphere,
an "inter-design", what do I know.
322
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,450
An "inter"...
The minimum is there, there is the sofa.
323
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,200
It's sad.
324
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,620
Okay...
[snap of fingers]
325
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,910
Here, come on.
Now take off your clothes, come on.
326
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,290
[Julia] Oh! But do you want to stay calm?
But what, is it done like this?
327
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,290
[Giulia] I am a serious girl.
328
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:53,910
Do you know what your problem is?
It's that you want to be alone.
329
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,200
And you can't build anything alone, Guido.
330
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,750
Because you women always want to build
something? Get with a bricklayer!
331
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,700
I... Giulia?
332
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,660
[Guido] Giulia! Julia!
333
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,040
Are you sure it isn't there
a software problem?
334
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,450
What do I know, maybe the visor is broken...
335
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,700
- What's your problem?
- Oh, what a problem...
336
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:24,540
In my "pippa"
this girl doesn't want...
337
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,290
[Guido] Come on, you understand, right?
338
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:30,250
[laughter]
I say I have a problem and he laughs.
339
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:33,370
Zaho, this is the second time this has happened,
I think it's broken.
340
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:37,580
The problem is not in the car,
it's in your head.
341
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,330
- Meaning what?
- Who is the girl?
342
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,580
The waitress of a club.
343
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,790
[Zaho] Do you know her?
344
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:47,950
Oh God, I really know, no...
345
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,160
The fact is that I wrote to her
a negative review
346
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,950
and she got pissed
because she was fired.
347
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,910
You hurt this girl.
348
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,580
You have disrupted the harmony of the universe.
349
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:04,790
Everything is energy.
You created evil in the world.
350
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:09,000
Even "evil in the world"?
I wrote a review.
351
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,620
You are now a prisoner
of your guilt.
352
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:16,540
If you want to heal,
you have to put things right.
353
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:19,620
- But...
- [Zaho] A Chinese proverb says...
354
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,790
[speaks in Chinese]
355
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,250
[Zaho speaks in Chinese]
356
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:31,250
[speaks in Chinese]
357
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,870
What does it mean?
358
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:36,250
"The cock doesn't want thoughts."
359
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:45,620
[melancholy music]
360
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:30,250
Hello, guys, and welcome to the channel.
361
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:34,120
This week's tutorial is:
how to make "fists" with watermelons.
362
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,830
What a watermelon should be like
to have a wank? It must be mature.
363
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,620
If hit with the knuckles,
it must make this noise.
364
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:45,540
We drill the so-called "guide hole".
This is a hand crank drill. There.
365
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:50,450
Let's expand it. I'll leave it to you
the decision of how wide to make it.
366
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:55,830
I like it quite tight,
I want to feel the friction given by the seeds.
367
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:03,120
[Vlogger]There! We can
personalize it as we want.
368
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:08,120
With full lips, nice black eyeliner
and beautiful blue eyes.
369
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,620
I like watermelons, sluts.
370
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:14,040
[Vlogger] If you liked the video,
put "like", subscribe to the channel
371
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,870
and good "punch" to everyone.
372
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:20,910
[notification signal]
How are you dressed?
373
00:25:21,330 --> 00:25:24,120
[notification signal]
Miniskirt without panties.
374
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,910
"Winning face."
375
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:30,580
[notification signal]
376
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:33,500
[Niky] Tonight I touched myself
thinking of you.
377
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:36,040
- [laughing] Now I'll answer him.
- Don't overdo it.
378
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,910
If my sister finds out what we'll do
jokes from his computer, he gets pissed off.
379
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,540
[notification signal]
I thought of you too.
380
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:45,540
- Mm...
- Smiley with heart eye.
381
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:46,700
[notification signal]
382
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:49,330
I want to get to know you closely.
Why don't we meet?
383
00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:50,540
[laughter]
384
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,700
- [Carlo] Do you realize what time it is?
- [quietly] Close.
385
00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:54,250
[notification signal]
386
00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:57,660
Sofia always comes back late
and her father doesn't tell her anything!
387
00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,410
Still with Sofia?
What do I care about Sofia!
388
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,500
And what the fuck are you doing in my room?!
389
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:06,120
Mom,
Mattia is in my room again!
390
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,160
Mattia, come out, please!
391
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:23,750
I got them in all flavors,
you never know.
392
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:28,540
I really don't know what's going on
lately to this cat.
393
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,040
[Woman] He eats very little.
394
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:35,500
Maybe I could bring it here,
so he takes a look at it, or...
395
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:38,950
Or, I don't know,
maybe you could come up to my house.
396
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,950
I live right up here.
397
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,330
[repressed laughter]
398
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:47,330
Maybe tonight, when it closes?
399
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,370
I'm not a vet.
400
00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:53,120
Why not? You graduated! He's a vet.
401
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,000
This to her.
402
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:58,870
- [Woman] Goodbye.
- [Niky] Goodbye.
403
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:06,410
Can you explain to me what problems you have? He comes here,
she invites you home and you scare her away.
404
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,080
I don't go around
to "fuck" the first one that comes along.
405
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,660
Do you think like a woman now?
406
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:14,950
Do you know what I'm telling you?
He's right. You have to unblock yourself.
407
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,790
I don't like it, okay?
408
00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:19,830
But that's not it!
You are full of anger, you have become gloomy.
409
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:23,160
[Armando] I know, you don't want to talk about it, but we do
we are your friends and we need to tell you.
410
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:26,910
At some point the past
you have to take it and throw it away,
411
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,700
otherwise you can't move forward.
412
00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:32,330
[Armando] Caught and...
What is it? What are you doing, where are you going?
413
00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:35,500
Sorry, guys, I have to go out for a second.
Look at the shop.
414
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:37,120
- Us?!
- I have to go to the office!
415
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,450
- I'll be right there.
- [Armando] Where are you going?
416
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,620
Greetings. Oh, don't pull.
417
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:57,250
[happy music]
418
00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,160
- [Giulia] Good morning.
- Good morning.
419
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,410
My goodness... This is my stuff!
Why did you put my stuff here?
420
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,410
You know it!
I told you I'd throw you out.
421
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:20,370
Wait, I swear I'll pay you! But you have to
wait. If you kick me out, where do I go?
422
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:24,200
Is it my problem?
Go wherever you want. You have to go!
423
00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:28,540
- Please, I had a mess at work.
- [Man] Yes, okay, work...
424
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:33,120
- Oh, where is my television?
- I kept it to pay the bills.
425
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:37,250
[whimpering] Even the television...
426
00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:40,660
[tears]
427
00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:44,580
[crying] Where am I going?
428
00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:58,080
Thank you.
429
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,330
But you are...
430
00:29:12,410 --> 00:29:14,870
That asshole who got you fired.
431
00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:18,500
[Guido] Look, I'm really sorry.
I would like to fix it.
432
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:21,200
I'd like to put things right, that's it.
433
00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:23,870
Genius. You should have thought about it first.
434
00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:27,000
[crying] Now it's your fault
I don't even have a house.
435
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:32,160
- I can pay!
- Huh?
436
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,250
I pay your rent,
to put things right. All right?
437
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,620
- I mean, you want...
- Yes, pay the rent.
438
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:41,500
As long as it doesn't cost much,
I'm not rich, I don't know how much...
439
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,120
No, it's cheap, 400 euros a month.
440
00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,540
- For four months.
- For four months?
441
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,080
Well, it's 1600 euros, I don't know if I'll get there.
442
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:57,120
No, we'll give him half and he'll let me back in.
It's not the first time he's kicked me out.
443
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,080
- Half, you say?
- Only 800.
444
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,500
I had done the math, I don't know if I have
enough cash, I should do a...
445
00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:05,000
An ATM! It's around the corner.
446
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,290
Come with me. Thank you, truly.
Come with me, come!
447
00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:17,450
- Here you are.
- Look, I'll give it back to you later.
448
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:19,950
- No, but imagine.
- [Giulia] It really doesn't exist.
449
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,750
I don't like it
have debts with people.
450
00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:25,580
Come on, we'll see, don't worry.
451
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,370
All right, thanks.
452
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,290
[Guido] So...is this okay?
453
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,290
But do you want to see the house?
So help me make things right.
454
00:30:43,370 --> 00:30:46,080
- [Giulia] Come, I'll make you some herbal tea.
- [Guido] "Make it right"?
455
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,410
[Giulia] I have the purifying ones,
they make you pee.
456
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,580
[Giulia] Yes, but five minutes,
then I have to go back to the store.
457
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,700
The house is small,
but in the end I feel good.
458
00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:59,290
The owner is also a good person.
459
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:02,370
[Giulia] Now you've seen it like this
because I didn't pay it,
460
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:05,200
but he's usually a good person.
461
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,580
- [Giulia] Do you like herbal tea?
- Yes, good.
462
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:13,250
I'll do another one. Do you want it?
463
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,620
No thanks, I still have it.
I sip slowly.
464
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,540
- It's a toaster oven.
- Ah... For what?
465
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:24,500
For the nails.
I do them myself. Do you like them?
466
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:27,450
- Beautiful.
- Thank you. I took a course.
467
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:33,160
That is, a course... I left it halfway through,
because then my mother died.
468
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,750
Oh, I'm sorry.
469
00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:37,120
[Julia] It wasn't
a great time for me.
470
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,120
But I would like to do the course again.
471
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,410
One day I would like to
even opening my own center.
472
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,120
Okay, you can always do it.
473
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,200
- What?
- Open your own center.
474
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:51,200
But who, me?
What, have you gone crazy? Ninth.
475
00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:53,120
I said it just to say.
476
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,370
I don't even know how to bring soups,
imagine opening a centre.
477
00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:58,120
My father always told me...
478
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,660
[in Apulian] "You have a head
to divide the ears."
479
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,870
And then... I didn't go
not even very good at school.
480
00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:08,000
I have that thing, what's it called...
481
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,750
"Dysentelia".
482
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:16,200
- Dyslexia?
- Oh, that one.
483
00:32:16,290 --> 00:32:18,290
But to my father I was just stupid.
484
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,450
[Giulia] I was already stupid
because I was female, of course.
485
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,080
Then at school... okay, well...
486
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:32,700
Do you know what I think?
487
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:37,290
That we should never be told
from others whether we are stupid or not.
488
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,450
If you want I'll do it for you.
489
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,790
- What?
- The manicure.
490
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,620
- [Guido] Huh?
- The nails.
491
00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:01,500
[Armando] Well? How do they look on me?
492
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,580
You will have a blood clot.
493
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:08,160
You don't understand anything.
They are "slim", they go like this now.
494
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:12,000
- They look great on her!
- Real? He says they're a little tight.
495
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,620
Now they go like this.
496
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,950
- Oh, that's how they go?
- [Armando] "Slim".
497
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,750
- Do you want to see something else?
- No, they're perfect, I'll take these.
498
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:23,830
[Armando] Love, we're going down, there
Let's see in front of the bar. Here we come. HI.
499
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,330
- I'm going now.
- No, where are you going? There's Roberta.
500
00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:31,500
We left Zaira with her grandparents on purpose,
let's eat something together.
501
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:35,830
- No, it's you two, what do I do?
- No, we are not alone, there is also a friend.
502
00:33:35,910 --> 00:33:38,040
- Who?
- A colleague, very nice.
503
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,620
- [Guido] Why do you have to do these things?
- [Armando] What things?
504
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:42,330
[Guido] Organized things
they make me anxious.
505
00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:44,410
[Armando] But what "organized things"?
506
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:48,120
My wife wants to eat with me and watches
in case you're there too, who knows what anxiety...
507
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,450
- Come on, let's go.
- But why? Why?
508
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:56,330
- Here it is!
- [Roberta] Here you are. Hello, Guido.
509
00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:58,160
- Hey...
- Love...
510
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:01,700
Hello, love. Marta is parking,
you will like it. Here it is! Hey...
511
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,540
I knew it, it's an organized thing.
512
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:08,160
"Organized"... Come on, we're all together,
what's wrong with that?
513
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,830
We are waiting for you. What happens?
514
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:14,370
Guido thinks we've arranged it
this outing with Marta.
515
00:34:14,450 --> 00:34:16,830
But that's not the case, is it? Ninth?
516
00:34:16,910 --> 00:34:18,500
- No.
- No, in fact.
517
00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:21,950
We wanted to eat something together
and by chance you are there too.
518
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,790
- Oh, by chance.
- Yes.
519
00:34:23,870 --> 00:34:26,040
- [Marta] Here I am!
- Here it is.
520
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,750
- Here it is!
- Sorry for the delay.
521
00:34:27,830 --> 00:34:30,370
- Stay still...
- Armando you know him. This is Guido.
522
00:34:30,410 --> 00:34:32,620
- Hello, nice to meet you.
- Hello, nice to meet you.
523
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:36,500
I finally know you! It's been a week
that Roberta talks to me about you.
524
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:40,330
- A week?
- Since he organized this outing.
525
00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:44,250
- I made a reservation for a restaurant. Let's go?
- Yes, come on, it's very nice.
526
00:34:44,330 --> 00:34:48,080
- Have you also booked?
- I called and they answered. Relax.
527
00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:52,620
- So you're a vet.
- No, I'm a salesman.
528
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:57,750
He's being modest... Of course, he has a degree, he's a
vet. Tell him: you're a vet.
529
00:34:57,830 --> 00:34:59,330
What sign are you?
530
00:34:59,410 --> 00:35:01,870
- What?
- [Marta] I mean, when were you born?
531
00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:05,290
March! So it's Pisces.
532
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,870
[Armando] Among other things,
it's crazy, because...
533
00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:12,250
He is a Pisces and sells fish at the shop...
It's a coincidence...
534
00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:16,830
It's true!
And then Pisces are very altruistic.
535
00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,080
[Marta] It must be due to the influence of Neptune.
536
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,330
Oh God, it also depends
What ascendant do you have?
537
00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:24,580
If you tell me what time you were born,
I'll calculate it for you.
538
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:28,120
No, no, no.
Forget it, I don't remember.
539
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,040
[Marta] Ah, too bad.
540
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,040
By the way, Marta is Neapolitan, right?
You are of Neapolitan origin.
541
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,750
- Oh God... mum is from Vico Equense.
- [Armando] Come on, beautiful.
542
00:35:39,830 --> 00:35:41,700
We have never been there,
we went to...
543
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:44,250
- Where were we? Sorrento.
- [Roberta] Sorrento.
544
00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:47,450
A couple of years ago.
There was this amazing BandB.
545
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:50,120
There was a bathtub
hydromassage, crazy!
546
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,040
You have no idea about the numbers
what we did inside...
547
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,580
Of all colors! Love, do you remember?
548
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,120
I don't know, I don't...
549
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,040
Wait, maybe I wrote it down,
it was a Saturday...
550
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,290
[Marta] Anyway
I don't go down often, huh?
551
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,160
Here, "Holiday home
from Vittorio, Sorrento".
552
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,080
In fact it was Saturday, I was right.
553
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,790
You see? What's written underneath? "Sex"!
554
00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:12,620
[thump]
Ouch...
555
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,500
[nervous laughter]
556
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,950
I can't do it.
557
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,200
- In what sense?
- [Guido] Really, sorry.
558
00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:23,700
I can't do it. I have to go.
559
00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:27,290
I think these may be enough.
560
00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:29,540
- What are you doing? Come on, no.
- I'm going home.
561
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,620
Excuse him.
562
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,370
[tires screeching and crashing]
563
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:49,200
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Holy shit...
564
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:52,750
- Didn't you see the stop sign?
- [Man] It's discolored, you can't see it.
565
00:36:52,830 --> 00:36:54,540
[Man] Look what you've done.
566
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:57,500
[Man] Damn the misery...
I wrecked the car.
567
00:36:57,580 --> 00:37:00,330
[Man] Look at this mess. Go slow, right?
568
00:37:00,410 --> 00:37:02,950
You're right, I didn't see it, sorry.
569
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:08,620
[happy music]
570
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,290
[snap of fingers]
Hello.
571
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,040
What are you doing here?
572
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,370
What do I know? It's you who thought of me,
I was at home minding my own business...
573
00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:37,830
[snaps fingers]
574
00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:41,290
You call me and ask me: "What are you doing here?"
[snap of fingers]
575
00:38:44,370 --> 00:38:46,200
[snort]
576
00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:51,200
[snap of fingers]
577
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,160
- Guido...
- Roberta...
578
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:59,790
- But where...
- Well, in my...
579
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,540
[softly] But yes.
580
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,950
[snap of fingers]
581
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,160
But where is Armando?
582
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,750
He went out with Niky, as usual.
583
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:28,040
Oh, yes, Guido, you know how to take me...
You make me lower my prolactin...
584
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,540
Yes, I'll take it all down on you...
I turn it down to you, Roberta...
585
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,080
- Asshole?
- [Guido] Yes, yes...
586
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,000
- [Armando] Asshole?
- Good, tell me the dirty words.
587
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,200
- Guido!
- Oh God, Armando!
588
00:39:41,290 --> 00:39:43,250
- "Are you fucking" my wife?
- What a drag...
589
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,830
We introduced you to Marta,
think about her, right?
590
00:39:45,910 --> 00:39:48,120
Don't you understand that it's not real?
It's his "pippa".
591
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,700
Exactly, it's a "pippa", I was
thinking about her. But what do you have to do with it?
592
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,290
- Roberta, come here.
- Yes...
593
00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:55,290
No, guys, not in front of me, come on.
594
00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:57,080
- Ignore him.
- Yes, yes...
595
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,120
- Come on, let's go home.
- I can't do it, sorry.
596
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,700
Do you see it? You're ruining everything!
597
00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:03,750
- Let's go.
- I really don't think about it.
598
00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:05,750
Get dressed, let's go home. Let's go.
599
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:08,540
- You start, I'll join you.
- What are you doing here?
600
00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,790
Guido, where are you going? Don't go... He leaves us.
601
00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:13,120
- [Armando] Where are you going?
- [Roberta] Guido!
602
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,120
Here it is... But where are you going?
603
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,290
- Ouch!
- How dare you?
604
00:40:17,370 --> 00:40:20,580
"The peach skin"... "the acrobat"...
But go fuck yourself!
605
00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:22,330
Ouch! Wait!
606
00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:24,540
You tell this rubbish to your sister.
607
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,620
- All right.
- Do you understand, asshole?
608
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,290
- Let me explain.
- What do you want to explain?
609
00:40:31,790 --> 00:40:36,620
[electronic jingle]
610
00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:49,040
[indistinct dialogue]
611
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,790
[verses of joy]
612
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:57,950
[indistinct dialogue]
613
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,580
Come on, come on.
614
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:06,700
[indistinct dialogue]
615
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,870
But wake up, wake up!
616
00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:13,250
[Armando] Come on, Guido. Come on, come on. Niki!
617
00:41:15,830 --> 00:41:19,500
[indistinct dialogue]
618
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:23,950
[indistinct dialogue]
619
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,830
- Hello.
- HI.
620
00:41:39,910 --> 00:41:41,950
- Hello lads.
- Oh, hello...
621
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,080
Good shit match
you made us do it. Bravo.
622
00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:49,750
- What the fuck is wrong with them?
- Eh, Guido, they're right.
623
00:41:49,830 --> 00:41:53,080
You looked like a zombie on the pitch.
What are you thinking?
624
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,330
- For nothing. What am I thinking?
- You are completely absent.
625
00:41:56,410 --> 00:42:00,620
Even yesterday, that girl remained there
very bad. May we know what you have?
626
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:04,370
What do I know, nothing. What do I have?
It's a bit of a time like that.
627
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,540
I'm not well.
628
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:10,870
- Do you think...
- What?
629
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:19,120
I even had a blowjob
thinking of Roberta.
630
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,620
No, wait, what the fuck are you talking about?
My Roberta?
631
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:28,750
- Roberta, your wife, think...
- But how do you get it? Are you crazy?
632
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:31,750
What do I know, it happened. Armando, I don't know.
633
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:34,790
And why the fuck are you telling me this, sorry?
634
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:37,950
I'm telling you why the fuck
he doesn't want thoughts, Armando.
635
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,910
But what sentence is that? What does that mean?!
636
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,330
It means I want to fix it,
I want to remove evil from the world!
637
00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:45,910
I want to make things right,
that's why I'm telling you.
638
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,330
- What the fuck...
- Yes, because...
639
00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:49,750
[softly] Shut up.
640
00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:52,160
- [Niky] What's going on?
- Nothing, why?
641
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:56,120
- Why are you laughing?
- [Niky] Armando...
642
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:01,040
If Guido touches himself while thinking of Roberta...
No, Guido! He has to accept it.
643
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,870
- Why did you tell him?!
- Come on, he's a friend.
644
00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:07,410
There's nothing wrong with that.
In fact, you should be happy.
645
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,250
Ah, I should also be happy!
646
00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:11,200
[Niky] If Guido thought about your wife,
647
00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:14,750
it means that Roberta is still
a beautiful, desirable woman.
648
00:43:14,790 --> 00:43:16,540
Would you like to be with a toilet?
649
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:20,750
I wish no one would masturbate
thinking of my wife! I'm jealous!
650
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:23,120
But jealous of what? Guido is a friend.
651
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,700
Bravo! I told him. I'm a friend,
I would never treat you badly.
652
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:29,450
Not even in a "blowjob".
653
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:33,160
- You should care about others.
- What others? What others?
654
00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:39,000
But you know how many people
did she touch herself thinking about Roberta?
655
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,250
- And you don't know it.
- But who? Who are you talking about?
656
00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:46,040
Think of all the places it could go.
In the office, for example.
657
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,750
But in the office
one goes there to work, not to...
658
00:43:48,830 --> 00:43:51,830
You don't want colleagues...
659
00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:55,160
superiors, directors...
660
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,870
the doorman of the building...
661
00:43:57,620 --> 00:44:01,040
there are not at least five people
that they touched each other while thinking of her?
662
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,160
- My God...
- Where else are you going?
663
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,330
- At the gym.
- No, not in the gym.
664
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,700
- Why not?
- Yes, Roberta goes to the gym.
665
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:11,080
[Niky] You know how many have touched each other
at the gym thinking about her?
666
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,910
Let's say there are much more than five there.
667
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,870
- Roberta also has the restaurant.
- Her father has the restaurant, she doesn't.
668
00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:19,620
But he goes in the evening to lend a hand.
669
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,160
- Okay, the weekend...
- Worse!
670
00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:26,040
That's when they're even more "greedy"
with all the accumulated stress.
671
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,450
- But hadn't they already let off steam in the office?
- Not just those five, the others too.
672
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:34,160
And the others have to go
right at Roberta's restaurant? Come on!
673
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:38,410
You don't just have to worry about customers,
there are also those who work with her.
674
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,750
But who?
675
00:44:39,830 --> 00:44:43,290
[Niky] What do I know, the pizza chef...
the one who fries the chips...
676
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:47,750
Armando, in your opinion why do they call it
"skilled labor"?
677
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,040
Hand... work...
678
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,830
Enough! Shitty restaurant, I hate it.
679
00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:58,200
[Niky] Doing a rough calculation,
there will be at least 50 per month.
680
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:01,450
- How much do they make in a year?
- That's 600, Armando.
681
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:04,410
You've been married for four years,
so... How many are there?
682
00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:07,620
- 2400 "blowjobs".
- 2400...
683
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:11,790
- No, 2400 and one.
- Yes, okay...
684
00:45:11,870 --> 00:45:14,080
- Come on.
- Courage.
685
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,120
- Alright, I say hello, guys. HI.
- [Niky] Hi.
686
00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:32,450
[Julia] Hello.
687
00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:38,120
- HI.
- Surprising. I brought your money back.
688
00:45:38,790 --> 00:45:41,830
- You didn't expect it, huh?
- But you shouldn't have...
689
00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:45,250
No, you know, I don't like it
have debts with others.
690
00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:48,410
And then what's right is right. Here.
691
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,370
- 30 euros?
- Yes. It's the first installment.
692
00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:58,910
I found a job, I do extras
in a bar. This is the first money.
693
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,120
But you didn't have to, I'm telling you really.
694
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,910
[Giulia] I was wrong to misjudge you.
695
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,620
You're... good, you're a good person.
696
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,750
[yelp]
697
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:14,410
- [Guido] What's wrong? Is he not well?
- As far as I know, he's never done that.
698
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,950
[Guido] Let me see.
699
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,200
Oh yes, his pupils are dilated.
700
00:46:20,290 --> 00:46:24,910
- The spine is stiffening.
- What does it mean? Don't make me scared.
701
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,120
[yelp]
[Guido] Yes...
702
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,870
- Beautiful love...
- Your breath is strange, did you ingest something?
703
00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:32,160
[Julia] No, no...
704
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:35,700
It's just on the street
Did he ingest something chemical?
705
00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:39,410
- Beautiful love, what's wrong with you?
- Better take him to the emergency room.
706
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,540
- To the emergency room?
- Yes. Come on.
707
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:45,790
- [Guido] Did you come by car?
- [Giulia] I don't even have a driving licence!
708
00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:47,370
Let's go!
709
00:46:47,450 --> 00:46:50,160
- Where?
- There is a clinic in Tor Marancio.
710
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:53,580
- What are you doing?
- I have to enter the card code.
711
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,620
Yes, goodnight!
712
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,750
- Go... go...
- Move! Come here, move!
713
00:47:02,830 --> 00:47:06,750
- What are you doing? Whose is it?
- [Giulia] Who cares, get in!
714
00:47:06,830 --> 00:47:09,950
- Like "who cares"?
- Put this on! Salts!
715
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,250
- [Giulia] Hold on tight!
- [Guido] You're crazy!
716
00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:18,200
- Oh! That scooter is mine, stop!
- [Giulia] Sorry, it's an emergency!
717
00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:20,910
My scooter...
718
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,870
[horn]
[Guido] Oh, no!
719
00:47:33,330 --> 00:47:34,870
[horn]
720
00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:38,250
- [Guido] Slowly!
- [Giulia] How the fuck does he drive?
721
00:47:38,330 --> 00:47:41,040
- Be careful!
- [Giulia] Oh, stop, you idiot!
722
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,040
[Man] "Damn you"!
723
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:55,870
[horn]
724
00:47:57,290 --> 00:48:00,290
[horn]
Oh! Look at this "trimone"!
725
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:04,700
Look at these dickheads
stopped in the middle of the road!
726
00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:09,580
[Guido] Where are you going? But not on the march...
Not on the sidewalk!
727
00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:14,040
[horn]
[Julia] Hold on, eh! Let's go this way.
728
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,620
[Guido] Not on the stairs! You're crazy!
729
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:21,250
[sound of breaking glass]
730
00:48:23,410 --> 00:48:25,450
The dog is sick, sorry!
731
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,250
[shouts of protest]
732
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,410
[Guido] Sorry!
733
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,290
- What happens?
- He ingested something.
734
00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:50,040
- [Veterinary] Quick, come in.
- [Guido] Yes.
735
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:59,160
[melancholy music]
736
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:17,830
- [Guido] Hey...
- How are you?
737
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:23,700
Well. We sedated her to do one
lavender. He's waking up now, come on.
738
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,620
Beautiful love...
739
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,790
Hello.
740
00:49:39,870 --> 00:49:42,410
You made me scared.
741
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,950
[sigh]
742
00:49:49,950 --> 00:49:52,000
[softly] Sleep.
743
00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:03,120
[Giulia] Now it's my turn.
Have you ever peed in the pool?
744
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,000
- [Guido] Oh God, no.
- [Giulia] I do.
745
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,410
- [Guido] In the swimming pool? Come on!
- [Giulia] Yes, everyone does it.
746
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:11,120
- [Guido] Everyone who?
- [Giulia] If he runs away, run away.
747
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,410
- Okay...
- It's your turn.
748
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:18,790
It's my turn. So, have you ever...
spied on your neighbor from the window?
749
00:50:18,870 --> 00:50:22,080
- Of course, I always do it.
- Always? Are you a voyeur?
750
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,500
But what does it have to do with it? I have to check.
751
00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:28,200
What do I know if in front of me
doesn't live one of those...
752
00:50:28,290 --> 00:50:30,700
Come on, those on television,
who kill Christians.
753
00:50:30,790 --> 00:50:32,450
Serial killers?
754
00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:35,500
[Julia] Those. What do you know? And he laughs.
755
00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,660
It's my turn.
756
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:41,160
Have you ever had lice?
Tell me the truth.
757
00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:45,580
But always disgusting things, you ask?
First the pee, then the lice... Come on...
758
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,410
[Giulia] You're right too.
759
00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:51,500
- Serious question.
- Let's hear it.
760
00:50:53,830 --> 00:50:55,790
Have you ever cried for love?
761
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:02,250
Huh? I got it.
762
00:51:02,330 --> 00:51:04,500
[Giulia laughs]
763
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,200
I've been married, that's it.
764
00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:12,290
Did it end badly?
765
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,120
She is dead.
766
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:24,160
Sorry... I don't... I mean, I thought...
767
00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:27,040
[Julia] I didn't know.
I'm sorry, really.
768
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,620
[Guido] A car
she didn't stop at the stop sign.
769
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,750
Happens.
770
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:38,620
Only... she wasn't alone,
he was with someone else.
771
00:51:39,950 --> 00:51:42,290
They had been dating for a while and I...
772
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,410
This is how I came to know it.
773
00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:48,250
[Julia, softly] Holy Madonna...
774
00:51:50,830 --> 00:51:54,250
Think that instead he
nothing was done.
775
00:51:54,330 --> 00:51:58,540
And when he came to the funeral he told me
that she wanted to tell me, that they loved each other.
776
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,160
We had been married for a year.
777
00:52:06,910 --> 00:52:09,080
What a great slut.
778
00:52:10,910 --> 00:52:13,080
Oh God, sorry...
779
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,250
No, it's right for you to say it.
780
00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:18,370
Also because I have never had it
the courage to admit it.
781
00:52:18,450 --> 00:52:21,330
Being dead,
I have never fully condemned it.
782
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,750
I'll show you something.
783
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,410
Look. Her name was Francesca,
I called her "Checca".
784
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:43,750
I never had
the courage to erase it.
785
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,120
But you get hurt this way, you know that, right?
786
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,830
Well yes. I should have it covered.
787
00:52:52,950 --> 00:52:54,750
Can I take you to a friend of mine?
788
00:52:54,830 --> 00:52:58,160
- Huh?
- [Giulia] He's a good guy, he's back here.
789
00:53:06,790 --> 00:53:08,660
Here you go.
790
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,620
- How beautiful!
- [Tattoo artist] What a sight.
791
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:17,540
- [Giulia] It's beautiful, huh?
- [Guido] Yes, it's...
792
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:21,160
- Maybe a little strong as a message.
- [Tattoo Artist] Must be strong!
793
00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:22,790
You'll see how you use it!
794
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:27,080
[in Roman dialect] When someone breaks you
the fuck, you say to him: "What the fuck?"
795
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,040
[laughter]
796
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,750
[Tattoo artist] Do you understand what I did to you?
797
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,080
- [Armando] So it ended like this?
- Sure, how was it supposed to end?
798
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,200
You spoke,
you've been out all day...
799
00:53:41,290 --> 00:53:43,500
You could have tried to finish.
Tell him too.
800
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:45,540
Yes, you should have taken the shot.
801
00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:49,700
- What's the point of "sinking the blow"?
- Why, better as you are now?
802
00:53:49,790 --> 00:53:52,950
Explains. Come on, argue.
Tell me why not! Explains!
803
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,830
Oh, explain it to him.
804
00:53:54,910 --> 00:53:58,290
I'm fine like this!
Being with one would be tiring.
805
00:53:58,370 --> 00:54:01,790
But why do you say that? It's not tiring.
Tell him, Niky: is it tiring?
806
00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:05,200
- No, it's not a job.
- Then I should go out, talk to him...
807
00:54:05,290 --> 00:54:07,790
Of course! This is the beauty of it
of a relationship.
808
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,950
Talking, going out...
You said you had a good time, right?
809
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,330
- Yes, but she doesn't like me.
- [laughing] The usual pessimist.
810
00:54:14,410 --> 00:54:16,580
[Armando] Who said she doesn't like you?
811
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:18,790
She told me, in a "pippa".
812
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:22,080
- Ma'am, how much is this?
- [Woman] Two euros.
813
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,160
But women do that!
You don't have to give up, you have to persist.
814
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:28,870
What the fuck are you talking about? Talk about a "blowjob"!
Does one insist on a "blowjob"?
815
00:54:28,950 --> 00:54:32,290
I don't know, maybe there are
different degrees of difficulty.
816
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:35,540
But it's not
a damn sudoku, it's a "pippa".
817
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:38,370
All right, guys, I'm going home.
818
00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:40,950
What, are you going home?
Aren't we doing anything tonight?
819
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,620
- Why?
- It's your birthday!
820
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:45,040
We have to celebrate, let's do something.
821
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,330
No, for goodness sake,
Birthdays make me anxious.
822
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:49,790
Pure? Oh mama.
823
00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,410
I prefer it this way, I'm going home, really.
Hello lads.
824
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,160
- HI.
- HI.
825
00:54:55,410 --> 00:54:57,540
He's not well, he's gotten worse.
826
00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:59,790
Well, it must be understood,
with what happened to him.
827
00:54:59,870 --> 00:55:03,160
No, you have to move forward in life.
It must be unlocked.
828
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:06,290
We are his friends, we have to help him.
We have to do it for him.
829
00:55:06,330 --> 00:55:09,040
And also for our wives
and our mothers, because this cannot be done.
830
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,660
In fact...
831
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:17,040
[rock music]
832
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,330
[music from "Piccola e fragile" by Drupi]
833
00:55:55,410 --> 00:55:59,540
♪ You never give me a chance to find yourself ♪
834
00:56:00,950 --> 00:56:03,410
♪ Sincere ♪
835
00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:11,330
♪ Maybe you feel like it and say no ♪
836
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:21,540
♪ Don't try to deny that tonight ♪
837
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:29,200
♪ Maybe if I insist I'll have you ♪
838
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:38,540
♪ So small and fragile ♪
839
00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:48,040
♪ You sound like you to me and I'm making more mistakes ♪
840
00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:52,830
♪ So small... ♪
841
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:55,410
[doorbell rang insistently]
842
00:56:55,450 --> 00:56:56,950
♪ ...and fragile... ♪
843
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,700
[recorder click]
844
00:57:04,830 --> 00:57:07,410
[together] Surprise!
845
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:11,330
- What are you doing here?
- We gave you a nice surprise.
846
00:57:11,410 --> 00:57:13,580
- HI.
- Hello, Giulia...
847
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,660
Giulia, go with Guido
to arrange in the kitchen,
848
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,580
Niky and Roberta with me to set the table.
849
00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:21,370
Armando, if maybe you could give me a hand,
at least the little girl... Hello, Guido.
850
00:57:21,450 --> 00:57:23,830
- Hello...
- At least with the little girl, Armando.
851
00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:26,000
[softly] Put on
something decent, come on.
852
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,160
- [Giulia] Hi.
- HI.
853
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:33,540
They called me:
"We're going to surprise him..." Surprise.
854
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,870
[Julia] I made you
the birthday tart.
855
00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:43,410
It's a little burnt, but it can be scraped off.
The jam is very good.
856
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:47,200
- Thank you. You really shouldn't have.
- But what...
857
00:57:47,290 --> 00:57:48,910
- Come in.
- [Giulia] Thank you.
858
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,790
Over here? Am I going straight? Permit.
859
00:58:00,290 --> 00:58:03,750
- At that time? Did she fall asleep?
- Well yes.
860
00:58:03,830 --> 00:58:06,040
Love, what are you doing? Come on...
861
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,200
Knives go to the right. Just you
since you have a restaurant, do you get these things wrong?
862
00:58:09,290 --> 00:58:10,910
[Roberta] Okay...
863
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
- Speaking of the restaurant...
- [Roberta] Yes?
864
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,620
I was thinking, now that you're pregnant...
865
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:20,200
[nod]
Do you have to go every weekend?
866
00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:23,660
- Why?
- No, like that, to be more careful.
867
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,660
But imagine. And then, my father needs it
help, work has increased.
868
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,040
[Roberta] He also added
two boys in the kitchen. Two!
869
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,790
- [Armando] Wait, sorry...
- What?
870
00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:36,620
Did he add two guys in the kitchen?
871
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,450
Yes, he added two guys in the kitchen.
872
00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:40,910
Two more than those
what were there before?
873
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,120
- There is never enough manpower.
- Enough of this too...
874
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,200
Sorry, love... sorry.
875
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:50,540
No, I said, "Enough"... I understand,
you don't always need to add things.
876
00:58:52,370 --> 00:58:55,910
Oh God... but what is this fridge?
A monument to those who have expired?
877
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,660
I didn't have the time
to do the shopping and...
878
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:05,290
But this place is beautiful, I like it.
It doesn't even feel like being in the city.
879
00:59:09,620 --> 00:59:13,290
Oh, but it bothered you
that I came?
880
00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:15,290
No, no, but imagine, actually...
881
00:59:15,370 --> 00:59:17,540
- Hmm?
- Yes...
882
00:59:19,370 --> 00:59:21,200
But what did you do?
883
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,580
What?
884
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:26,040
How did you make the canapés?
885
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,160
Well... I put the ingredients,
then everyone makes them up as they like.
886
00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:35,160
You made Ikea canapés,
that you have to assemble them yourself.
887
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:38,790
I realized that I'm a mess,
but you're not joking either.
888
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,500
Do you know what a beautiful couple we would make?
889
00:59:49,870 --> 00:59:54,450
- We need wine, the public is bored!
- [Giulia] Yes. I'll give you the other one too.
890
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:03,040
- And the corkscrew, please. Thank you.
- Yes. Here, go.
891
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,290
[notification signal]
I'm walking around downtown.
892
01:00:10,370 --> 01:00:12,080
Why don't you reach me?
893
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,250
[notification signal]
894
01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:15,410
I can't,
I'm at a party at a friend's house.
895
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,620
Why don't you come here?
I'll send you the location.
896
01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:20,580
[notification signal]
[Simone] He sent the position...
897
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,580
Take a taxi, then I'll pay for it.
898
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,290
[Niky] Dollar eye smiley.
899
01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:27,330
[Carlo] Mattia,
but do you know anything about your sister?
900
01:00:27,410 --> 01:00:28,620
[Mattia] No, dad.
901
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:31,450
Come on, Carlo, maybe he stays at Sofia's house,
you know what it's like.
902
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:34,080
If we give you a time, you have to stick to it.
903
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:35,290
Come on...
904
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,160
- Turn it off.
- [Carlo] Wait.
905
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:40,370
- But, dad...
- Come on, go over there. You too, walk.
906
01:00:42,330 --> 01:00:45,750
- [Mother] Come on, you don't do these things.
- They do it instead.
907
01:00:45,830 --> 01:00:48,080
Always do as you want anyway!
I don't want to know anything.
908
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,040
Good, do it like this.
909
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,950
[notification signal]
910
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,200
Who is this?
911
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:58,080
[notification signal]
[Niky] What color are your panties?
912
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,700
“What color are your panties?”
913
01:01:02,790 --> 01:01:05,040
Son of a bitch...
914
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:09,250
Permission, sorry.
Let me put it down before it falls.
915
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:11,450
- Here they are!
- I'll help you.
916
01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:13,580
- Come, come.
- Here we are.
917
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:16,950
- Is there also lasagna?
- Yes and we have to get the glasses...
918
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,580
- [Julia] Ah, yes.
- [Roberta] Those for water.
919
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,450
[softly] So? How is it going?
920
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:23,870
- "How are you doing", what?
- How's things going with Giulia?
921
01:01:23,950 --> 01:01:25,750
But what is this face?
922
01:01:25,830 --> 01:01:28,080
We brought it to you, now it's your turn.
923
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,700
Precisely. Who told you to bring it to me?
You should have asked me.
924
01:01:30,790 --> 01:01:32,660
Yes, so you said no.
925
01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:39,450
[knocks on the door]
Here it is.
926
01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:43,000
Oh, Holy Madonna... What is it?
927
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,750
[softly] What are you doing in the toilet?
You're coming over there, right?
928
01:01:45,830 --> 01:01:47,950
I invited the girl, the one from the chat.
929
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,330
- [softly] It's a girl!
- [Niky] What a drag!
930
01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:53,160
Don't worry,
He didn't even answer me, so...
931
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,580
Rather, how's it going over there?
Has it melted a bit?
932
01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:59,660
Imagine, he's full of anxiety.
He told me we shouldn't bring her.
933
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:02,330
[softly] But why?
[snort]
934
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,370
- I'll take care of it.
- What do you want to do?
935
01:02:05,450 --> 01:02:07,410
- [Niky] I got an idea.
- No, what do you want to do?
936
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,870
[Niky] You go over there, I'll take care of it.
937
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,660
- [Armando] Bread!
- How do we get on?
938
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:21,870
So... No, what are you doing here? You go
on the other side, I'm next to Roberta.
939
01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:26,750
- So I'm here.
- Yes. Not here, near Giulia! Go!
940
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:29,790
- [Giulia] Should I put myself here?
- Yes, neighbors. The water.
941
01:02:29,870 --> 01:02:32,080
- Thank you.
- Bread...
942
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,870
- [Armando] The walkie-talkie?
- It's there.
943
01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:37,290
Take it, please.
If Zaira wakes up, at least we'll hear her.
944
01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:39,580
Yes.
945
01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:42,080
- Where is Niky?
- Niky arrives.
946
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,870
Ah... Anyone want salad?
947
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,660
- What happens?
- [Guido] The counter will be skipped.
948
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,250
Here...
949
01:02:50,330 --> 01:02:54,120
- Oh, what happened?
- [Roberta] The meter blew.
950
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,160
Guido, go and hang up, come on.
951
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,660
- Shall I go?
- [Niky] Oh, yes, it's your house...
952
01:03:00,450 --> 01:03:02,660
- Go, come on.
- [Armando] Go!
953
01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:05,120
Oh... I'm going.
954
01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:09,910
Maybe he even needs help.
What do you say? What do you say?
955
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,750
Guido! Niky gave me the torch,
so you can see better.
956
01:03:14,830 --> 01:03:16,620
- [Guido] Ah, ok.
- [Giulia] I'll help you.
957
01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:18,620
- [Guido] I'm turning this off.
- [Julia] Yes.
958
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:20,620
[Guido] This way.
959
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,700
[Niky, softly] Here they are, they've come in.
960
01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:28,910
- [Giulia] But is this stuff yours?
- [Guido] No, he was already here.
961
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,700
[Guido] It's the lady's stuff, I'm
for rent. The counter is back here.
962
01:03:32,790 --> 01:03:37,120
Okay, enough, you're ridiculous. Enough.
Come in, that's it. Leave them alone.
963
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,040
[Niky] I went there to get away
the light... Leave us the satisfaction.
964
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,870
[Roberta] I said "enough"!
965
01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:50,830
[Giulia] Madonna, how beautiful...
966
01:03:52,330 --> 01:03:54,830
- Guido, come and see.
- [Guido] What?
967
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,120
[Giulia] It looks like a painting.
968
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,910
- Well yes.
- Wow.
969
01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:17,700
- What is it? Are you afraid?
- No, no... how scary?
970
01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:20,790
It really seems like it
that you are not happy that I came.
971
01:04:20,830 --> 01:04:22,620
- I'm happy.
- Mm...
972
01:04:22,700 --> 01:04:24,500
Yes, I'm happy.
973
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,040
No, because I'm happy too.
974
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:36,540
[romantic music]
975
01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:56,620
I think I screwed up, right?
976
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:59,040
- No.
- [Giulia] I jumped on you.
977
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,040
I'm sorry, really.
Madonna, I can't guess one.
978
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,370
No, it's not you...
So, the problem is me.
979
01:05:07,330 --> 01:05:09,200
[Giulia] Okay, go and turn on the light,
980
01:05:09,290 --> 01:05:12,200
otherwise who knows what they think
what we are doing here.
981
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:14,830
Yes... Yes.
982
01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:25,830
[Giulia] "Et voilà".
983
01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:28,450
[car approaching]
984
01:05:28,540 --> 01:05:30,080
[Guido] Giulia...
985
01:05:39,450 --> 01:05:41,830
- Surprise!
- Guido!
986
01:05:41,910 --> 01:05:46,500
- Hi... They are my uncles.
- Ah... So much pleasure.
987
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:50,120
[in a metallic voice] I am not
the aunt, I'm Susanna.
988
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:54,040
She's my partner!
[croaking laughter]
989
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,580
And I'm Uncle Pasquale!
990
01:05:56,660 --> 01:05:58,950
I'm Aunt Alberta!
991
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:03,000
He, on the other hand, is my boyfriend.
Guido, do you remember Anatolik?
992
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,870
Of course not. HI.
993
01:06:05,290 --> 01:06:07,290
Say hello to this dick, asshole.
994
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,080
What did he say?
995
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,620
- He said hello to you.
- Oh, hi.
996
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:16,500
We have come
to wish you a happy birthday!
997
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:19,330
But why? Yes, let's go, let's go...
998
01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:21,450
Oh, Guido, I saw something.
999
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:23,700
- What?
- What is this rubbish?
1000
01:06:23,790 --> 01:06:26,750
[laughter]
1001
01:06:26,830 --> 01:06:29,200
Anyone want parmesan?
If not I'll take it away.
1002
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,080
Where are you going, put it here!
1003
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,540
He's always hungry, my Tolik!
You're a glutton.
1004
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,226
Fucking greedy!
I wake up at five in the morning
1005
01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:41,693
...and I go to the construction site,
not like you who don't do shit!
1006
01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:44,370
[laughing] He said it's very good!
1007
01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:49,450
So… what is the essence of love?
1008
01:06:49,540 --> 01:06:52,160
[Alberta] Ah, now it's the lesson...
1009
01:06:53,870 --> 01:06:55,790
Which is it?
1010
01:06:55,870 --> 01:06:57,450
I... do I have to answer?
1011
01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:59,870
[in a metallic voice] Guess.
1012
01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:03,250
Ah... so, let's say...
the essence of love...
1013
01:07:04,370 --> 01:07:06,950
- Respect.
- [Pasquale] Higher up.
1014
01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,500
- [Armando] Trust.
- Higher.
1015
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:14,450
Ah, yes, complicity.
1016
01:07:14,540 --> 01:07:16,790
The ass!
[croaking laughter]
1017
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,540
Ah, well...
1018
01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:22,000
- Here's the fruit!
- [together] Oh!
1019
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,540
Where did you get it?
1020
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:26,160
It was over there in the kitchen on the table,
I brought her this way.
1021
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,370
Please. Thank you.
1022
01:07:28,450 --> 01:07:30,330
I don't know if it's good...
1023
01:07:30,410 --> 01:07:33,290
And how come you don't know?
You ate the best part.
1024
01:07:33,370 --> 01:07:37,290
Here it is. I always leave too
from the heart, it is the pulpiest part.
1025
01:07:37,370 --> 01:07:39,120
[Roberta] Very good.
1026
01:07:43,910 --> 01:07:46,580
- How is it?
- Excellent! Take some.
1027
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:50,790
[Pasquale] So, we're going
to dance, who joins?
1028
01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:53,950
- [Niky] Why, are you going dancing?
- [Susanna] Of course, the night is young.
1029
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,790
[cell phone vibration]
[Alberta] "Un, dos, tres"!
1030
01:07:56,870 --> 01:07:59,910
[Alberta] My Tolik loves salsa.
Is it true, love?
1031
01:08:00,586 --> 01:08:02,250
But fuck you and the sauce!
1032
01:08:03,330 --> 01:08:06,000
But what do you come here for?
What are you saying?
1033
01:08:07,540 --> 01:08:10,080
Yes, at a friends house. No, you don't know them.
1034
01:08:10,910 --> 01:08:12,540
But fuck you!
1035
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:25,540
He was... my ex-boyfriend.
1036
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:32,080
- The ex?
- Yes, we are breaking up.
1037
01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:37,500
[Giulia] He's a policeman in Tuscany,
It's complicated stuff.
1038
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,000
- You're breaking up.
- Yes, we're breaking up.
1039
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,950
And how is it exactly,
while two are breaking up?
1040
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,160
I mean, you gave yourselves advance notice,
like dismissal?
1041
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,290
"We'll break up in 15 days."
1042
01:08:54,370 --> 01:08:56,080
[Giulia] Or you're breaking up
1043
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,370
in the sense that you are
looking around to be sure,
1044
01:08:59,450 --> 01:09:03,120
because then...
Don't you want to find yourself discovered?
1045
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:07,450
One cannot risk being alone.
At that point it's better to keep him.
1046
01:09:07,540 --> 01:09:09,950
What the fuck do you want from me?
1047
01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:16,370
No, no, where are you going? Now explain to me!
1048
01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:19,500
Because I kiss you,
you dump me and now you get pissed off?
1049
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,040
- I didn't dump you.
- No? Of course not.
1050
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,700
It felt like kissing
a frozen cod.
1051
01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:29,540
Leave it alone, go.
1052
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,580
Look I told him
that I like someone else...
1053
01:09:34,790 --> 01:09:36,540
even if he doesn't like me.
1054
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:44,000
[melancholy music]
1055
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:49,160
[sigh]
1056
01:10:03,290 --> 01:10:08,250
[Niky] Don't make another one...
Don't let me do another one...
1057
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:11,660
- Six!
- No! But sleep!
1058
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:15,410
Listen, can you call me a taxi?
I don't know what this street is called.
1059
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,500
- A taxi for what? What happened?
- I have to go home.
1060
01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:21,450
- [Niky] And where is Guido?
- What do I know. Will you call me a taxi or not?
1061
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:24,000
- Indeed, let's go, it's late.
- It's late, yes.
1062
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,120
But we were having fun, come on!
1063
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:31,040
We have to leave anyway,
otherwise there's a queue at the disco, Pasquale.
1064
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,830
I'm going to get Zaira.
1065
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:44,330
- The navigator says it's here.
- [Donna] Carlo, please!
1066
01:10:44,410 --> 01:10:46,160
[Niky] At least let's finish the game.
1067
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:49,120
[Pasquale] What's left to finish?
You're at zero!
1068
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,790
- [Woman] What do you have to do with the bar?
- Be good.
1069
01:10:51,870 --> 01:10:53,450
- [Woman] What do you know?
- Leave me.
1070
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:57,580
- Do you want to call me a taxi?
- [Niky] Come on, but I'll accompany you.
1071
01:10:57,660 --> 01:10:59,370
Oh, there it is.
1072
01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:01,080
[sounds of dismay]
1073
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:04,410
Do you know how old my daughter is?
You know it? 18!
1074
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:06,790
- Floor! Enough!
- Do something!
1075
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,910
I mind my own business!
1076
01:11:08,910 --> 01:11:11,290
Leaves! Are you crazy?!
[sounds of dismay]
1077
01:11:11,370 --> 01:11:13,330
[in an altered voice] It is
taking a beating...
1078
01:11:13,410 --> 01:11:17,370
- What the fuck is going on? Oh!
- [Carlo] Don't come closer!
1079
01:11:17,450 --> 01:11:21,290
If I find another message from you
on my daughter's chat, I'll kill you.
1080
01:11:21,370 --> 01:11:24,830
Come on, please, let's go!
[crying] Oh God, let's go...
1081
01:11:24,910 --> 01:11:27,500
I told you
that was going to end badly!
1082
01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:31,120
- [Niky] Fuck you...
- Enough! Give me a hand.
1083
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,250
[Niky] Slowly, slowly...
1084
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:38,080
- [Guido] How's it going?
- Eh, not good.
1085
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,750
[distant cell phone ringtone]
1086
01:11:41,830 --> 01:11:45,750
[cell phone ringtone]
1087
01:11:46,410 --> 01:11:48,450
[Roberta] Hello?
1088
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,750
It's my wife upstairs on the phone.
1089
01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:52,330
[Roberta] Love, is it you?
1090
01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:55,370
[Roberta] No, it's downstairs. Tell me, quick.
1091
01:11:55,450 --> 01:11:58,200
[Roberta] No, I haven't told him yet.
1092
01:11:58,290 --> 01:12:01,160
[sighing] Yes, I know, you're right.
1093
01:12:01,910 --> 01:12:06,250
[Roberta] But look, I want to tell him
I can't stand it anymore.
1094
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,910
[Roberta] But no, he doesn't expect it.
Of course, you're my gynecologist.
1095
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,620
[Roberta] Actually, you look too
a little on the balls.
1096
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,660
[Roberta] Yes, see you tomorrow.
1097
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,950
[Roberta] Of course. No, I told him
I'm going to my mother soon.
1098
01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,410
[Roberta] I want you too.
1099
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,410
[softly] Hello.
1100
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:30,750
But we woke up!
1101
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,910
[Roberta] She woke up.
1102
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,040
Let's go?
I have to go to mum's early tomorrow.
1103
01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:53,950
But what happened?
1104
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,120
Did you argue?
1105
01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:02,200
Let's go home.
1106
01:13:09,450 --> 01:13:11,870
- [Niky] Ouch...
- Do you want some ice?
1107
01:13:11,950 --> 01:13:14,290
No, no, that's fine. I want to go home.
1108
01:13:14,370 --> 01:13:16,830
- Can you do it?
- Yes, yes, don't worry.
1109
01:13:16,910 --> 01:13:19,370
- Are you sure?
- I told you yes.
1110
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:22,580
- [Niky] Happy birthday, huh.
- Yes...
1111
01:13:22,660 --> 01:13:25,450
Come on, go.
Come on, grab your jacket, let's go.
1112
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,040
I am sorry.
1113
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,370
Fuck you.
1114
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:35,000
Nice party.
1115
01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:41,790
I'm sorry we didn't turn it off
not even candles.
1116
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:49,410
[Susanna] Let's hurry, until midnight
women have free entry.
1117
01:13:53,660 --> 01:14:00,580
[sad music]
1118
01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:09,370
[sigh]
1119
01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:46,660
[melancholy music]
1120
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:58,040
[Zaho] Guido!
1121
01:15:58,580 --> 01:16:02,330
- [Guido] Zaho.
- What do you want to do with that watermelon?
1122
01:16:02,410 --> 01:16:05,410
Nothing, I... I want to eat it.
1123
01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:08,620
[speaks in Chinese]
1124
01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:11,620
[laughter]
1125
01:16:12,950 --> 01:16:15,410
Why are you laughing?
1126
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,910
Didn't go well with the waitress?
1127
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,540
No, it didn't go well.
1128
01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:26,700
[speaks in Chinese]
1129
01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:30,660
"The cock doesn't want thoughts"?
1130
01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:34,700
No! "Stop jerking off mentally."
1131
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:38,000
Life is so short.
Time passes quickly.
1132
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:41,040
And you, stupid man, what are you doing?
Do you let love escape?
1133
01:16:43,330 --> 01:16:45,790
Guido, do you want to end up like him?
1134
01:16:50,450 --> 01:16:54,200
Oh! With this one
you give yourself wonderful blowjobs.
1135
01:16:58,330 --> 01:17:00,620
[Zaho] This is your moment
1136
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:03,830
to start living again.
1137
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:08,500
Yes you are right.
1138
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:11,700
- [Zaho] And now go.
- Yes...
1139
01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:15,830
- [together] Go!
- Yes... yes...
1140
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:23,580
[music from "The Funeral"
by Band of Horses]
1141
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,410
"Damn him"...
1142
01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:47,290
[Man] He's dead...
1143
01:17:48,410 --> 01:17:49,830
Dead...
1144
01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:53,700
I am fine! I am fine.
1145
01:17:53,790 --> 01:17:57,410
Hey! What are you doing, aren't you looking? Asshole!
1146
01:18:01,330 --> 01:18:05,080
Oh... But "what the fuck"? Eh!
1147
01:18:06,410 --> 01:18:07,910
[in Roman dialect] But look at this...
1148
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,080
[music from "The Funeral"
by Band of Horses]
1149
01:18:17,790 --> 01:18:20,750
MASTURBATE
1150
01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:33,620
INSPIRE
1151
01:18:39,290 --> 01:18:42,370
[notification signal]
1152
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,950
[Guido] Giulia!
1153
01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:50,580
[Guido] Giulia!
1154
01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:53,450
[Guido] Giulia!
1155
01:18:55,410 --> 01:18:57,160
Julia...
1156
01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:00,410
What are you doing here?
1157
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:03,000
[panting] Look... I...
1158
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:05,000
"I" what?
1159
01:19:05,830 --> 01:19:09,040
So, I wanted to tell you that...
1160
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,700
What?
1161
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:15,000
I wanted to tell you that... that I'm sorry.
1162
01:19:15,870 --> 01:19:18,830
Ah, "what are you sorry about"?
Is this what you wanted to tell me?
1163
01:19:18,910 --> 01:19:21,790
Well, I...I also wanted to tell you that...
1164
01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,450
that I'm an idiot.
1165
01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:28,870
You're an idiot, yes,
you woke up the whole building!
1166
01:19:28,950 --> 01:19:31,290
- Sorry...
- [Maria] What's happening? Who's screaming?
1167
01:19:31,370 --> 01:19:33,450
[Man] Who's screaming? This asshole!
1168
01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:35,870
- Greetings.
- But why are you screaming?
1169
01:19:35,950 --> 01:19:38,250
To talk to the lady.
1170
01:19:38,330 --> 01:19:42,500
- Mrs Maria, is everything okay?
- Everything's fine, everything's fine.
1171
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:45,450
But how beautiful! Have you fallen in love?
1172
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,750
I think so.
1173
01:19:50,830 --> 01:19:52,790
Why don't you leave
under your building?
1174
01:19:52,870 --> 01:19:55,200
Oh, shut up, let him do it!
1175
01:19:58,330 --> 01:20:01,120
- Okay, now you have to go.
- How?
1176
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,790
Oh, male,
you heard it, you have to go.
1177
01:20:15,950 --> 01:20:22,870
[sad music]
1178
01:20:49,830 --> 01:20:51,540
[mobile notification]
1179
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,160
[notification signal]
1180
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:58,660
Next time...
Try to be less of an idiot!
1181
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,660
"Wink face."
1182
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,910
[mobile notification]
1183
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,620
[notification signal]
Turn around, meh!
1184
01:21:21,790 --> 01:21:23,370
Well, are you moving?
1185
01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:30,290
Oh, that's not what you do
frozen cod like before?
1186
01:21:30,370 --> 01:21:31,410
No.
1187
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:33,450
- [Giulia] Are you sure?
- Safe.
1188
01:21:48,540 --> 01:21:52,250
- Listen... can I ask you a question?
- Yes.
1189
01:21:52,330 --> 01:21:54,620
What the fuck are you doing
with this watermelon in your hand?
1190
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:57,290
- Oh, this one?
- Eh...
1191
01:21:57,370 --> 01:22:00,290
In fact, I no longer need this.
1192
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:05,120
[Giulia] What, have you gone crazy?
1193
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:07,120
[Guido] Oh!
1194
01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:12,000
[Julia] Okay. But you know I am
Enrolled in that nail class?
1195
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,000
- [Guido] Oh, yes?
- [Julia] Yes.
1196
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:17,290
[Julia] How was that thing?
"We must not let others tell us..."
1197
01:22:17,370 --> 01:22:19,410
[together] "...whether we are stupid or not."
1198
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:20,790
[Giulia] Nice, I like it.
1199
01:22:20,830 --> 01:22:22,910
[music from "Your Song" by Coez]
1200
01:22:22,950 --> 01:22:27,660
♪ You know the songs never go away ♪
1201
01:22:28,830 --> 01:22:33,330
♪ This is yours and it will always be here ♪
1202
01:22:34,370 --> 01:22:36,410
♪ For when you want it ♪
1203
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:40,660
♪ For when you hate me ♪
1204
01:22:42,330 --> 01:22:46,120
♪ For when you hate me ♪
1205
01:22:47,580 --> 01:22:49,120
♪ For when you hate me ♪
1206
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:52,700
♪ Loving me, difficult ♪
1207
01:22:52,790 --> 01:22:54,750
♪ How to love those who leave ♪
1208
01:22:54,830 --> 01:22:59,830
♪ In this sea of infinite waves
I have my ♪
1209
01:23:00,870 --> 01:23:05,000
♪ Your song will make you wet ♪
1210
01:23:06,370 --> 01:23:08,410
♪ For when you want it ♪
1211
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:12,790
♪ For when you hate me ♪
1212
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:18,370
♪ For when you hate me ♪
1213
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:21,410
♪ For when you hate me ♪
1214
01:23:21,450 --> 01:23:26,040
♪ There is a bouquet of flowers
in my seat, I'll drive ♪
1215
01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:31,370
♪ For all things
I can't say, I'll lie ♪
1216
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:36,540
♪ That certain words
they don't know how to go out, maybe not ♪
1217
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:41,410
♪ Or maybe it wasn't true ♪
1218
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:43,870
[snap of fingers and sounds of surprise]
1219
01:23:43,950 --> 01:23:46,250
- What are you doing here?
- What do I know, the "pippa" is yours.
1220
01:23:46,330 --> 01:23:49,410
Sorry, I'm taking more
familiarity with the machinery.
1221
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,500
- Be careful.
- Excuse me. Ok, let's try again.
1222
01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:54,790
Come on...
[sigh]
1223
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:56,950
[snap of fingers]
1224
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,620
- Well! What is it?
- [laughing] And what is it? They're nails.
1225
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,870
Old pervert,
you said you didn't like them...
1226
01:24:04,950 --> 01:24:06,370
[snap of fingers]
1227
01:24:06,450 --> 01:24:10,750
♪ Loving me is easy,
how to love those who leave ♪
1228
01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:16,160
♪ In this world of infinite bombs
I have my ♪
1229
01:24:17,790 --> 01:24:20,000
♪ Your song will warm you ♪
1230
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:21,700
[softly] Go, go...
1231
01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:23,870
[snap of fingers]
1232
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:30,410
- Don't worry, don't worry.
- Armando, it's all in the head.
1233
01:24:31,330 --> 01:24:35,160
Relax, breathe and above all
Don't be afraid of your desires.
1234
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:38,160
- Now close your eyes and go.
- Go!
1235
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,500
- I go.
- Come on.
1236
01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:41,080
[snap of fingers]
1237
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:43,750
- But what did he do?
- But what do I know, he disappeared.
1238
01:24:43,830 --> 01:24:47,040
[Armando] Help, help me...
How do you go back here?
1239
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:50,790
And nothing,
Not even a "pippa" can do this.
1240
01:24:50,870 --> 01:24:52,750
It's a hopeless case.
1241
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,080
[snap of fingers]