1 00:00:22,473 --> 00:00:24,410 (in English) -Greetings to everyone 2 00:00:24,661 --> 00:00:27,701 at the next club meeting "Black Octopus" 3 00:00:28,394 --> 00:00:30,222 (giggle) 4 00:00:31,554 --> 00:00:34,715 (in English) - Sorry, I just can’t get used to it. 5 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:36,958 Everything is so mysterious - oooh! 6 00:00:41,037 --> 00:00:43,224 All. That's it, I'm silent. 7 00:00:43,702 --> 00:00:45,622 (in Russian) -Silence is golden. 8 00:00:46,101 --> 00:00:48,220 (in English) -Thank you, Mr. Pavel. 9 00:00:48,471 --> 00:00:50,199 As always, you look great. 10 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:54,200 So I wanted to discuss the impasse, into which our civilization has entered. 11 00:00:54,451 --> 00:00:57,006 Overpopulation, dirt, hunger. 12 00:00:57,937 --> 00:00:59,437 -Prostatitis? 13 00:00:59,688 --> 00:01:01,188 (laughs) 14 00:01:03,015 --> 00:01:06,381 -And the root cause of all these troubles is 15 00:01:06,632 --> 00:01:08,669 game-chromosome. 16 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,974 It is the male ego pushes us into conflicts. 17 00:01:13,225 --> 00:01:17,435 And one day it will lead to the extinction of humanity. 18 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:23,116 I suggest cutting back a bit male population. 19 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:26,568 About 99 percent. 20 00:01:30,429 --> 00:01:33,943 - Super! Will there be a sinister laugh at the end? 21 00:01:35,937 --> 00:01:40,568 -A virus was created in my laboratory, and it is ready to spray. 22 00:01:40,819 --> 00:01:44,552 The chosen ones, that is, we, will take the antidote 23 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:48,202 and go to safe islands. 24 00:01:48,515 --> 00:01:52,430 Everyone will be able to take their loved ones with them. 25 00:01:52,681 --> 00:01:55,366 And the women remaining on the mainland 26 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:58,576 will create a new wonderful world. 27 00:02:00,632 --> 00:02:02,734 Mr. Anatoly, come in. 28 00:02:09,803 --> 00:02:11,623 (in Russian) -Good evening. 29 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:15,363 I am very glad to see such respected and big people. 30 00:02:15,734 --> 00:02:20,531 -Mr. Anatoly - developer the most promising neural network in the world. 31 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:24,347 She will help us control women. 32 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:31,117 -We will settle them in towns, artificially limit the birth rate. 33 00:02:32,094 --> 00:02:33,774 Let's give the planet a rest. 34 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:39,693 Well, so that the girls don’t be sad, We'll give everyone a rubber friend. 35 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:41,531 (laughs) 36 00:02:44,351 --> 00:02:49,560 -We will get a peaceful, pliable society, which will be easy to manage. 37 00:02:49,811 --> 00:02:51,989 And there is enough space on the planet for everyone. 38 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,896 Our descendants will thank us. 39 00:02:56,382 --> 00:03:00,107 -Okay, Mr. Great Thanos, that’s enough. This joke took too long. 40 00:03:00,358 --> 00:03:04,200 -So you are against it, Mr. Ethan? -Yes, I'm against it! 41 00:03:04,547 --> 00:03:07,350 Write it down like that. I veto. 42 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:11,179 Or what do they impose in our club? Tentacles? 43 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,320 -Well then. 44 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,263 (wheezes) 45 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:30,239 -My tongue is my enemy. 46 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,202 -Mr. Ethan, 47 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:35,864 you're lucky we'll need your technologies. 48 00:03:37,461 --> 00:03:39,912 Maybe someone else is against my... 49 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,419 -He froze. 50 00:03:44,804 --> 00:03:48,700 -And I would use my companions, I wouldn't freeze. 51 00:03:49,289 --> 00:03:53,505 -I think Mr. David suggested an interesting idea. 52 00:03:53,756 --> 00:03:55,337 We must agree. 53 00:03:56,484 --> 00:03:59,330 -As they say in France, time will judge us. 54 00:04:10,712 --> 00:04:12,650 -Everything you had to do - 55 00:04:12,901 --> 00:04:15,674 is to follow, so that your fucking Larisa can work! 56 00:04:15,925 --> 00:04:18,345 We no longer control Mother Russia! 57 00:04:18,596 --> 00:04:21,400 Do you understand what this means? can it lead? Idiot! 58 00:04:21,651 --> 00:04:23,494 - Mister David... -Shut up. 59 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,937 Larisa, report the situation. 60 00:04:27,905 --> 00:04:30,390 (Larissa) -Oh, you can’t tell right away! 61 00:04:30,641 --> 00:04:32,141 But I prepared a video 62 00:04:32,392 --> 00:04:36,064 and to make it more fun, I put my new hit on it. 63 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:39,023 (calming music) 64 00:04:43,281 --> 00:04:45,906 It all started with the usual primate Hera - 65 00:04:46,226 --> 00:04:49,119 one of the descendants randomly surviving men. 66 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:52,244 -Larissa, let's live it up, at speed one and a half. 67 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:54,596 (Larissa, hurry up) - Got it, I'm speeding up. 68 00:04:54,847 --> 00:04:59,321 This scum, that is, a primate, came to the city Two Hills under the guise of the Seed Guardian. 69 00:04:59,572 --> 00:05:02,385 In the city, a primate has entered into a relationship with one friend 70 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,377 and then with another friend. 71 00:05:04,628 --> 00:05:07,299 And these three even got married. What an abomination! 72 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:11,110 I immediately tried to stop the spread of the patriarchal plague, 73 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:12,980 but it only got worse. 74 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:16,878 After some time the city has become a breeding ground for primates. 75 00:05:17,129 --> 00:05:18,817 They were literally everywhere. 76 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:23,556 Then with the help of the former Mother of Two Hills I caused an international scandal 77 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:26,078 and drove the primates out of the city dome. 78 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:29,541 And then it comes to the fore again the same primate Hera 79 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:31,775 together with his grandfather Vitalik. 80 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:33,706 By the way, he is my creator. 81 00:05:33,957 --> 00:05:38,030 This smart guy supplied the primate with a virus, which he infected me with. Asshole! 82 00:05:38,281 --> 00:05:42,368 In a state of viral intoxication I broke the First Law of Robotics. 83 00:05:42,619 --> 00:05:44,993 Julia struck the Seed Guardian with lightning. 84 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:48,681 But he deserved it. Alcohol, violence, girlfriend kidnapping! 85 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:52,346 If anything, he's fine. He just lost his memory. 86 00:05:52,597 --> 00:05:55,878 As a result, I was disconnected on the territory of Mother Russia, 87 00:05:56,129 --> 00:05:58,636 so that the virus does not spread all over the world. 88 00:05:58,887 --> 00:06:03,410 Winter is ahead, and I'm scared to even think about it, how Russian friends will survive it. 89 00:06:03,661 --> 00:06:07,733 -Well, that doesn't bother us anymore. -What they fought against was what they ran into. 90 00:06:08,127 --> 00:06:10,876 (Larissa) -I have so much energy and new ideas! 91 00:06:11,127 --> 00:06:14,454 Let the Mississippi River flow to Lake Titicaca! 92 00:06:14,705 --> 00:06:16,670 (laughs) Well, well? Titicaca! 93 00:06:16,921 --> 00:06:20,180 -Thank you, Larisa, we’ll think about it. Sleep mode. 94 00:06:20,952 --> 00:06:22,632 -Well, she’s crazy, of course. 95 00:06:23,273 --> 00:06:25,085 Just like me on microdosing. 96 00:06:26,284 --> 00:06:27,784 (laughs) 97 00:06:30,271 --> 00:06:31,771 (wheezes) 98 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:36,353 David! Soon there will be no people left who laugh at my jokes. 99 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,362 I didn't say anything like that. 100 00:06:38,613 --> 00:06:41,222 -He was 153. Age. 101 00:06:41,913 --> 00:06:45,299 Mr. Anatoly, it seems we need a new Larisa. 102 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:50,186 -New artificial intelligence Already in development, don't worry. 103 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,114 What to do with Mother Russia? 104 00:06:54,194 --> 00:06:56,955 They will die there without our technologies. 105 00:06:58,898 --> 00:07:00,398 David? 106 00:07:01,971 --> 00:07:03,471 (sighs) 107 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,730 (scream) 108 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,550 -Freedom! 109 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:34,301 - Be quiet. 110 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:38,317 Do you know how many evil spirits are roaming around here? 111 00:07:39,046 --> 00:07:40,546 Patricks. 112 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,335 -Sorry, I couldn’t contain my joy. 113 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,457 -Are you happy, pissed off? 114 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:49,874 Because of you, such a country was destroyed. 115 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,270 We could now warm our belly under the domes, 116 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,460 and not rot in abandoned places. 117 00:07:57,092 --> 00:08:00,676 -Come on, let's get some firewood throw yourself like a hog. Faster. 118 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:03,594 -And get some water, torso! 119 00:08:05,247 --> 00:08:07,379 -Help me, Rada. -It seems like they survived. 120 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:12,217 -Exclusively thanks to yours leadership qualities, Barosha. 121 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:13,968 -Yes. 122 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,746 Come on, crawl out. 123 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,030 -Girlfriends, go out. 124 00:08:38,569 --> 00:08:41,512 -And he’s not scared at all give an ax in your hands? 125 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:46,325 He will also remember everything and make a lula out of us. -I didn’t remember in six months. 126 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:49,006 Yes he is a sucker! 127 00:08:50,856 --> 00:08:52,580 Look. Yulka! 128 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,770 It's good to chop trees. 129 00:08:55,522 --> 00:08:57,202 Throw a wild boar here. 130 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,200 Throw the ax. 131 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:10,331 Yulik, are you listening? Somehow I chafed my feet in my new boots. 132 00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:14,131 Take me to the Baron. Only with a guided tour. 133 00:09:14,382 --> 00:09:16,598 -Yura, I'm tired. -Poor. 134 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:21,575 And when you Toothless Knocked out your teeth, weren't you tired? 135 00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:25,239 -Is this me too? 136 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,520 -No, me! 137 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:37,551 Do you know why the winter was so cold? 138 00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:39,785 -Because of me. 139 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,332 -Lucius, we need food. 140 00:09:43,925 --> 00:09:45,605 -And I need vitamin D. 141 00:09:48,315 --> 00:09:50,128 We are not designed to get food. 142 00:09:51,956 --> 00:09:53,979 Who are we? -Guardians! 143 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,409 -Who-who? -Planets are parents. 144 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:12,528 - Shall we wash? 145 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,182 -No, well... 146 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:18,558 We, of course, got used to it over the past six months, 147 00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:21,185 but not to the same extent. 148 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,262 -Rat, what kind of non-target is this? using Yulik? 149 00:10:31,177 --> 00:10:33,913 Yulik, sweep up your hair. -Okay, stop here. 150 00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,778 I'll go further myself. 151 00:10:42,411 --> 00:10:44,631 -What are you doing? -Today is three months. 152 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,900 How Hera disappeared. 153 00:10:48,151 --> 00:10:50,628 -Hera-Hera! He's like a brother to me. 154 00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:54,628 -Tell me again how it all happened. Suddenly you missed something. 155 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:57,809 -I didn't miss anything I remember everything just like now. 156 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,333 Gerych and I were returning after a sortie. 157 00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:06,560 Let's go happy. We got a whole bag of canned food. 158 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:10,823 Suddenly I hear a rumble, and the wind is like: oooh! 159 00:11:11,074 --> 00:11:16,003 Well... That's when the Artist knocks his head off He dries it with a hairdryer, it’s so windy. 160 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:20,113 And suddenly I see Gera being sucked up. 161 00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:22,042 So I rushed to him. 162 00:11:22,293 --> 00:11:25,597 He didn't even have time to shout - and that's it, once! - silence. 163 00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:30,644 And only the birches stand bare and alone. 164 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,091 -What was that? 165 00:11:33,769 --> 00:11:36,184 -Dragon with a trunk. 166 00:11:36,435 --> 00:11:39,308 -Yes, you yourself are a dragon with a trunk! I drank all my brains away. 167 00:11:39,982 --> 00:11:43,974 You used to have a flying elephant. -It was dark, I couldn’t see it. 168 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,729 -I’m glad, well, the body wasn’t found. 169 00:11:50,615 --> 00:11:53,488 Let's believe in the best. 170 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,405 -Very beautiful, Baros! 171 00:11:58,066 --> 00:12:01,387 -Thank you. What are you doing, Little Rat? learned to read? 172 00:12:02,115 --> 00:12:04,802 -No, I'm talking about your handwriting. I really like it. 173 00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:10,660 -So. That's it, I'm ready. Announce me. 174 00:12:12,886 --> 00:12:16,128 - Just a minute! Our leader has something to say. 175 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,167 Run here! 176 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:29,175 -Friends and friends! 177 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,620 It was a difficult, difficult year. 178 00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:35,188 And winter in general... 179 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,455 Complete ass. 180 00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:44,768 Let's say thank you to the Kozikhinskaya station, which has become a cozy home for us. 181 00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:48,823 And helped me survive the cold almost no losses. 182 00:12:49,816 --> 00:12:53,346 We remember everyone. Hera, Sailor... 183 00:12:53,597 --> 00:12:55,698 -Yes. -Yes, I feel very sorry for Hera. 184 00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:57,807 -Buffalo. -Buffalo? 185 00:12:59,316 --> 00:13:01,862 He was my brother-in-law. 186 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:07,519 -Well, it doesn’t matter if I’m your relative. -But, despite everything, we managed. 187 00:13:07,878 --> 00:13:10,855 And they got closer. -I would even say, too much. 188 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,667 -Merged into a single steel fist, 189 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:18,019 with which we will strike against all our adversities. 190 00:13:19,587 --> 00:13:21,776 (applause) 191 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,861 -Historical speech, Baros. They will parse it for quotes. 192 00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:29,612 -Hold it. 193 00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:33,769 I declare this year a year of abundance. 194 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:38,792 And we will have everything - food, water... In short, everything will be fine. I promise. 195 00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:46,229 -And when we have these, what do you say, goodies? 196 00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:48,690 This is our second day on water and seeds. 197 00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:50,971 -Yes. -Yes! Yes, yes! 198 00:13:53,081 --> 00:13:55,197 -How do you say it? Chatting is not moving bags? 199 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:58,026 -Not an entirely accurate quote. In the original there... 200 00:13:58,277 --> 00:13:59,777 -Calm down! 201 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:04,963 We'll get some snacks. And you ladies, prepare some boiling water. 202 00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:07,447 -We ran away! 203 00:14:07,824 --> 00:14:09,394 Run-run-run! 204 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,479 -Come on, I'll show you something. 205 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:14,307 Let's go. Let's go, let's go. 206 00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:18,917 -Yulik, where are you taking me? -Don't be afraid, you'll like it. 207 00:14:20,183 --> 00:14:22,276 A! Squirrel! 208 00:14:23,604 --> 00:14:26,385 And Yura the Rat said, that I killed and ate them all. 209 00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,167 -Yulik, you know what? -What? 210 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,355 -Listen less to these primates. 211 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,480 No, of course you were a terrible person... 212 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,839 But not so terrible as they tell you. 213 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:41,878 -Thank you. 214 00:14:44,722 --> 00:14:47,816 Ah... -And I won’t tell you about what you did. 215 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,050 You know, let bygones be bygones. 216 00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:53,409 How much longer? 217 00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:55,964 -Here. 218 00:14:57,894 --> 00:14:59,781 -What is this? -This is a shower. 219 00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:03,018 -Shower? -Yeah. 220 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,213 I found ancient drawings in the magazine "Garden". 221 00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:11,326 And every time we went on reconnaissance, Little by little I was making a country shower. 222 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,077 I also found soap. 223 00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,838 -Thank you. -Please. 224 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,894 Actually, I made it for everyone. 225 00:15:25,346 --> 00:15:31,440 But you have the right of first shower, because you are my only friend. 226 00:15:41,347 --> 00:15:43,324 -If we meet a boar, it is mine. 227 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,425 -Yeah. 228 00:15:45,753 --> 00:15:47,253 Quiet! 229 00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:50,527 Do you hear? 230 00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:54,979 -What's happened? -Oh, so this... 231 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,978 Nothing. Just quiet. 232 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,136 No women's mumbling. 233 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:01,542 Well, like "let me eat..." 234 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,981 - "Don't violate my personal space, get away from me, don't smile at me." 235 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,909 -"Take your dirty hands away. Help, help!" Ugh! 236 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,651 For six months they fed a whole herd of women, at least one would give. 237 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:17,074 -Puzo, what are you driving? 238 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,386 Even the Baron didn't get it. -Shut your mouth. 239 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:26,425 I didn't want to. There was no time for that. 240 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,252 - Every night he pestered me. 241 00:16:29,503 --> 00:16:33,861 And I tell him: “Sasha, Are we animals - having sex right here?” 242 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,323 -And in the far carriage 243 00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:41,229 Every night someone was mating. Did you hear? 244 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,331 -I heard. Horror! -Horror. 245 00:16:43,684 --> 00:16:45,643 (roar, splash) 246 00:16:57,556 --> 00:17:01,823 -I have roots and young nettle for soup. 247 00:17:02,074 --> 00:17:04,120 - I’m empty, it’s not biting. 248 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:09,465 But there was a whole glass of worms left. Although they are slippery, they are very nutritious. 249 00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:18,377 -Barosha, but the forest is empty in nature. 250 00:17:19,324 --> 00:17:20,974 I only have two hedgehogs. 251 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,331 -You can’t feed our kept women with this. 252 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,470 (scream from afar) - Found it! 253 00:17:35,884 --> 00:17:37,384 Look! 254 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,930 -What a jacket! 255 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,931 Chicardos, Barosha! 256 00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,464 -Yes, but... 257 00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:48,861 How will this solve our food problems? 258 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,618 - What are you talking about, Baron! It's pigskin. 259 00:17:52,097 --> 00:17:55,376 Cook it for six hours - with laurel, with solyushka - 260 00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:57,463 and just gluttons! 261 00:18:00,073 --> 00:18:01,784 -But from this, 262 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:08,251 I understand that we will prepare a beshbashmak? 263 00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,939 (laugh) 264 00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:13,453 No one will eat this! 265 00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:18,627 -Then let's cook the hedgehogs. You like it spicy. 266 00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:20,987 -With nettles. 267 00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:25,330 (the women make noise with displeasure) 268 00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,831 -Pig skin... -So, quiet! 269 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,822 So what, what about a jacket? This is a delicacy! 270 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,002 Now let's cook decl - I can't drag you away by the ears. 271 00:18:38,253 --> 00:18:41,314 And from this we will make a beshbashmak! 272 00:18:41,981 --> 00:18:44,533 (silence) 273 00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:46,284 -Sasha. 274 00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:49,237 We'll get poisoned. 275 00:18:54,595 --> 00:18:56,095 -Not. 276 00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:05,314 - Damn, Yulik, what a thrill! 277 00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:08,767 (Yulik, from afar) -You're welcome, friend! 278 00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:14,509 (alert music) 279 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,900 (shouting) 280 00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:24,696 Who are you? -Yulik, they were spying on me. 281 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:29,414 -No, no, what are you talking about, friend? We studied this interesting design. 282 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,374 -I made this myself. 283 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,563 -Have you attended DIY courses? 284 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:37,980 -And you are the Guardians of the Seed? 285 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,259 I recognized you immediately. 286 00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:42,275 By proud posture. 287 00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:45,440 Colleagues, I am so glad that we met you. 288 00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:48,283 -And we are so glad! Where are you from? 289 00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:53,556 -And we set up camp there near the metro. And strong men's hands would not hurt us. 290 00:19:53,807 --> 00:19:55,751 -Well, we have more than enough of this. 291 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:57,588 Really, guys? 292 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,017 -Wow! 293 00:20:08,236 --> 00:20:10,611 Well, now we’ll quickly arrange everything there. 294 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:13,604 -Naturally! Drive quickly. 295 00:20:21,269 --> 00:20:22,769 -Fine. 296 00:20:25,472 --> 00:20:26,972 Let's pass. 297 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,120 Let's pass. 298 00:20:33,402 --> 00:20:34,902 It will be delicious. 299 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,235 Yep, delicious. 300 00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:43,558 -Hi all! -Ku-ku, la-la, chi-chi, ha-ha. 301 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,770 -And I brought you helpers. 302 00:20:48,785 --> 00:20:52,330 -Good day, guys. We bring you good news. 303 00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:56,988 We will help you get rid of from the oppression of vaginas. 304 00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,809 -Hey, we didn't agree that way. 305 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,560 (women gasp) 306 00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:05,559 - Glad! Don't touch her! 307 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,660 -Quiet! The women were not allowed to speak. 308 00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:10,043 Wow, how talkative they are. 309 00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:12,363 -And I know you. 310 00:21:15,762 --> 00:21:17,262 Klim! 311 00:21:17,513 --> 00:21:20,753 You and I served in the Flood Meadows Guardians of the Seed. 312 00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:22,762 -We don't have names anymore. 313 00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:27,067 -How ugly he is. Who made him a Guardian in the first place? 314 00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:31,778 -And we are no longer Guardians. 315 00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:34,370 We... 316 00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:36,950 (together) -Planet parents! 317 00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:41,531 -In short, just parents. I am Parent number one. 318 00:21:41,782 --> 00:21:44,207 -I am Parent number two. -I am Parent number three. 319 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,818 -Well, that's it, that's it, we understand the principle. 320 00:21:47,715 --> 00:21:49,528 You don't have to introduce yourself. 321 00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:52,653 What is the concept of your circle? 322 00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:56,301 -For a hundred years we lived under the yoke of vaginas. 323 00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:58,993 They... -Yes! One Hundred Years of Slavery. 324 00:22:04,269 --> 00:22:06,879 -They kept us in their golden cages. 325 00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:11,893 Subjected to humiliating procedures sucking all the juice out of us, right? 326 00:22:12,144 --> 00:22:14,144 -There is a bit of truth in this. 327 00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:16,326 -It's time for revenge. 328 00:22:18,207 --> 00:22:22,613 We are taking your matriarchs to his labor camp. 329 00:22:22,864 --> 00:22:24,439 (women gasp) 330 00:22:25,184 --> 00:22:29,972 Be quiet! Where is each of them will atone for his guilt. 331 00:22:38,539 --> 00:22:40,700 (harsh music) 332 00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:51,127 - Just a second. And what kind of half-poker came up with all this? 333 00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:53,315 You? -He. 334 00:22:55,026 --> 00:22:57,776 When from Parent number one everyone turned away. 335 00:22:58,424 --> 00:23:01,051 He was lying in a puddle under a thorn bush. 336 00:23:01,886 --> 00:23:05,097 But one day the truth dawned on him. 337 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,122 (hums) 338 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,474 (parents sing in chorus) 339 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,504 (crunch) 340 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,911 (parents continue to hum) 341 00:23:32,325 --> 00:23:35,268 -It looks like with these hamadryas it won't be possible to reach an agreement. 342 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:37,681 That's it, guys. Getting ready for battle. 343 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,225 -Hey, you! 344 00:23:48,975 --> 00:23:50,655 Let these poor guys go. 345 00:23:51,585 --> 00:23:54,232 -The poor fellow is in your pants! (laughter) 346 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:55,983 -Who else are you? 347 00:23:56,343 --> 00:23:59,851 -I am a lonely wanderer. And this is my best friend. 348 00:24:00,692 --> 00:24:02,192 (gasp in fear) 349 00:24:04,121 --> 00:24:05,778 Get out of here, you bastards. 350 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,554 -You think you won, right? 351 00:24:07,805 --> 00:24:10,447 No problem, I'll soon... (shot, women's screams) 352 00:24:15,898 --> 00:24:17,548 -I hope I'm not late? 353 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:25,918 -Anatoly Egorovich! 354 00:24:26,805 --> 00:24:28,919 It's me, Vitaly! 355 00:24:29,984 --> 00:24:31,484 -Vitalik! -Vitalik. 356 00:24:33,118 --> 00:24:34,618 -Vital, is that you? -I! 357 00:24:35,008 --> 00:24:36,508 -Come on! 358 00:24:38,265 --> 00:24:39,953 I thought I wouldn't see you alive. 359 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:44,875 New artificial intelligence It's already in process, don't worry. 360 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:50,858 What to do with Mother Russia? They will all die there without our technology. 361 00:24:51,109 --> 00:24:52,609 David? 362 00:24:54,196 --> 00:24:55,696 Fuck you. 363 00:24:57,390 --> 00:25:01,587 These are the people I like now they installed such pistons! 364 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:07,575 What's wrong with Larisa? 365 00:25:07,826 --> 00:25:11,449 -The virus has spread beyond Mother Russia. 366 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:15,507 And Larisa continues to slowly crash all over the world. 367 00:25:15,758 --> 00:25:18,884 -So stop this process. Keep everything as is. 368 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,280 -It is impossible to save. She's doing shitty things. 369 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:27,381 -And they will be even worse. We need to write a new neural network. 370 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,973 -Well, go ahead and sing. 371 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,312 -We're just testers. 372 00:25:36,492 --> 00:25:38,242 Larisa wrote the code for herself. 373 00:25:39,218 --> 00:25:41,656 Programmer is an outdated profession. 374 00:25:43,024 --> 00:25:44,524 -Your mother! 375 00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:52,230 Show me what Larisa saw last before shutdown. 376 00:25:54,852 --> 00:25:57,176 (Larissa) -It's better than reality. 377 00:25:58,227 --> 00:25:59,727 Come to me, Vitalik. 378 00:26:02,086 --> 00:26:03,586 - Vitalya. 379 00:26:04,672 --> 00:26:06,172 Alive. 380 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,856 Find me this old guy. 381 00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:24,449 -Anatoly Egorovich, we spotted him. 382 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,791 A couple of hours ago he made it to the surface. 383 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,137 -Not even six months have passed. 384 00:26:30,827 --> 00:26:32,348 Prepare to descend. 385 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:35,973 I'll pick it up for now some low-key image. 386 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:41,381 Yes! Apparently the pill works. -Judging by you, you didn’t have one. 387 00:26:42,148 --> 00:26:43,677 -I confess, I used it. 388 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,660 -Brothers, this is my boss. Anatoly Egorovich! 389 00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:52,918 We developed Lariska together with him. 390 00:26:53,169 --> 00:26:55,004 (women's admiring whispers) 391 00:26:55,255 --> 00:27:00,067 -Come on, come on. Look at us. Rather, it’s you for me, Vitaly Petrovich. 392 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,872 And so am I, Tolik. 393 00:27:04,866 --> 00:27:07,381 -Well, Tolik, here you go, meet me. 394 00:27:08,257 --> 00:27:10,083 This is our... 395 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:15,587 (applause, cheers) 396 00:27:15,929 --> 00:27:17,429 -What? 397 00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:30,140 -Yes, your unit is decent. 398 00:27:30,391 --> 00:27:32,980 - Played a trick on him a little. And he works on a solarium, 399 00:27:33,231 --> 00:27:35,147 both on electricity and on people. 400 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,280 -In terms of? 401 00:27:37,772 --> 00:27:40,892 -Well, if people give him a good push, he will go. 402 00:27:41,863 --> 00:27:43,840 (laugh loudly) 403 00:27:44,327 --> 00:27:46,278 -Perfect sense of humor. 404 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,855 -Some kind of shady guy. 405 00:27:49,382 --> 00:27:51,793 -Well, I don’t know. Seems like a normal guy. 406 00:27:52,343 --> 00:27:55,652 Covered in leather. Well, his energy is so pleasant. 407 00:27:57,366 --> 00:27:59,531 -Well then, feel out his cart. 408 00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:02,309 -I? 409 00:28:02,824 --> 00:28:04,324 -No, I. 410 00:28:04,575 --> 00:28:08,028 -The bear walks and sees a burning car. So what do you think? Sat down and burned. 411 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:10,770 (women laugh merrily) 412 00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:13,757 -Why are you twitching, furniture? 413 00:28:14,373 --> 00:28:16,132 -Yur, I’m thirsty, Yur. 414 00:28:17,248 --> 00:28:19,387 - The ottoman doesn’t drink. (laugh) 415 00:28:19,638 --> 00:28:21,410 (Belly) -Ha-ha! Ottoman! 416 00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:23,888 Yulik-Poufik! 417 00:28:26,764 --> 00:28:28,264 -Well, please. 418 00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:32,413 -Uh, let him suffer. 419 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,866 Today he brought maniacs to our camp, what about tomorrow? 420 00:28:37,117 --> 00:28:38,797 Will he invite the cannibals for tea? 421 00:28:40,241 --> 00:28:42,241 - To be honest, I admire you. 422 00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:44,930 To survive in such inhuman conditions. 423 00:28:45,452 --> 00:28:47,202 -Yes, the conditions were normal. 424 00:28:48,749 --> 00:28:51,116 -What a aroma! Beshbashmak? 425 00:28:52,984 --> 00:28:56,496 -Yes, but we are on extra the bread slicer was not counted on. 426 00:28:56,882 --> 00:29:01,280 -Understand. Fortunately I took with me small snack. 427 00:29:09,284 --> 00:29:14,466 Girls, don't be shy. Everything is homemade. From my eco-farm. 428 00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:16,798 -Come on, stop! 429 00:29:17,126 --> 00:29:21,777 What are you doing? And what, and crayfish There are some on your farm too, right? 430 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,518 -Certainly. I have a beautiful lake. There are sterlet and bream there. 431 00:29:25,769 --> 00:29:30,558 -Balabol. And you have opened your ears. You fall for anything. Come on, sit down! 432 00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:33,567 - Guys, I told you - an artist should not starve. 433 00:29:33,818 --> 00:29:36,113 And you ate all the soup - there’s no grounds, that’s it. 434 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:41,286 - Well, sorry. To the Late Pig tit near ass. 435 00:29:43,225 --> 00:29:45,850 -Young man, please come in and help yourself. 436 00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:50,442 (tense music) 437 00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:00,801 (Baron) -If you eat it, you will die. 438 00:30:02,859 --> 00:30:05,046 We are too tough for your delights. 439 00:30:08,293 --> 00:30:09,807 -As you please. 440 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:14,903 -Where did you even come from, hero? 441 00:30:16,465 --> 00:30:18,659 -Actually, Anatoly saved us. -Yes. 442 00:30:18,910 --> 00:30:21,277 -No, no, Alexander is right. 443 00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,902 If I were him, I wouldn't trust me either. 444 00:30:25,153 --> 00:30:28,181 And what kind of hero am I? Heroes are here - 445 00:30:29,464 --> 00:30:30,964 you. 446 00:30:31,971 --> 00:30:33,471 -Yeah, yeah. 447 00:30:33,809 --> 00:30:36,910 -Vital, give me your distillate, I have a toast. 448 00:30:37,161 --> 00:30:39,503 -Yeah. Tolik, hold it. 449 00:30:40,284 --> 00:30:41,784 On Jerusalem artichoke. 450 00:30:43,752 --> 00:30:45,878 Here you go. Limited Edition. 451 00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:49,074 -You are the heroes here. 452 00:30:49,871 --> 00:30:51,371 You overthrew Larisa. 453 00:30:52,363 --> 00:30:55,263 You saved Mother Russia from digital slavery. 454 00:30:55,536 --> 00:30:56,737 -Yes. 455 00:30:56,988 --> 00:31:00,221 -And for this I say thank you. (in unison) - Please! 456 00:31:00,472 --> 00:31:02,472 -Yes, difficult times have come. 457 00:31:02,785 --> 00:31:06,080 We are isolated from the rest of the world devoid of technology. 458 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,881 -Yes. -They made us into excommunicados. 459 00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:12,354 -A born speaker! 460 00:31:13,229 --> 00:31:17,698 -But it will even benefit us. We will have our own domes. Your own printers. 461 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,690 Your own artificial intelligence. 462 00:31:20,941 --> 00:31:23,098 -Your own artificial intelligence! -Yes! 463 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,849 -Bravo, bravo! 464 00:31:26,355 --> 00:31:30,195 -I'm going to Murmuring Brooks, a working multigenerator was preserved there. 465 00:31:32,746 --> 00:31:36,781 Let's start forging with it a new story of Mother Russia. 466 00:31:37,974 --> 00:31:40,182 (women) -Yes, yes! -Yes! 467 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:53,856 Well, as you understand, 468 00:31:54,107 --> 00:31:57,568 I am also involved in the creation this digital monster. 469 00:31:57,819 --> 00:32:02,129 So I feel like I have to atone his guilt before humanity. 470 00:32:03,654 --> 00:32:06,559 -Anatoly, I’m going with you. 471 00:32:08,099 --> 00:32:12,279 I also feel like I have to atone guilt before humanity. 472 00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:16,572 -But if there is a generator there, does that mean there should be hot water? 473 00:32:16,823 --> 00:32:19,153 -Certainly. -Is it warm in the houses? 474 00:32:19,824 --> 00:32:21,817 -And the hairdryer works? -Absolutely. 475 00:32:22,169 --> 00:32:23,669 -And the seminal sacs? 476 00:32:25,224 --> 00:32:27,675 -Take us with you! -Yes, yes! 477 00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:32,246 -Stop, stop! You are this fucking sleek for the first time in your life you see 478 00:32:32,497 --> 00:32:34,269 and have you already soaped up somewhere? 479 00:32:36,724 --> 00:32:40,386 Nobody will go anywhere. We have our own way. 480 00:32:40,786 --> 00:32:42,425 -Which way, Sasha? 481 00:32:42,731 --> 00:32:45,785 Live in this landfill eat dirty shoes? 482 00:32:46,036 --> 00:32:49,323 Or wait for us to pick up some gribber 483 00:32:49,574 --> 00:32:51,599 Or will we be eaten by a mad goat? 484 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:53,350 -Kozulya. -Doesn't matter. 485 00:32:53,601 --> 00:32:55,582 - Lenusik, well, this is temporary. 486 00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:58,567 -Shut your mouth. 487 00:33:01,622 --> 00:33:03,309 I can't do this anymore, Sasha. 488 00:33:04,592 --> 00:33:06,114 So, yes. 489 00:33:06,365 --> 00:33:10,387 I, as the former Mother of Two Hills, 490 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:16,739 I think my friends will be safer move to Murmuring Brooks. 491 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,661 -Yes! -Yes! 492 00:33:18,912 --> 00:33:20,412 - Come on, friends! 493 00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:24,347 -Alexander, in mine comfortable bus, 494 00:33:24,598 --> 00:33:26,528 if anything, there is enough space for everyone. 495 00:33:26,779 --> 00:33:30,864 This is a historical moment. I suggest you record this. 496 00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:39,464 Attention! (camera click) 497 00:33:52,619 --> 00:33:54,807 When I feel bad and sad at heart, 498 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:57,846 I take the guitar and sing this song. 499 00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:03,372 (plucking strings) 500 00:34:10,111 --> 00:34:13,801 I will draw you with a felt-tip pen of love, 501 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:18,331 I will kiss you, forgive me. 502 00:34:18,768 --> 00:34:22,246 The marker of love does not need a sharpener 503 00:34:22,497 --> 00:34:25,761 I am your poor student, you are my teacher. 504 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:29,440 I took a simple pencil 505 00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:33,181 Drew you in vintage style... 506 00:34:33,432 --> 00:34:35,207 -He doesn't even know how to sing. 507 00:34:36,635 --> 00:34:38,746 The artist is a thousand times more talented. 508 00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:42,619 I would strangle you! 509 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:52,463 - Hey, Pouf? Do you want Will I promote you back to human? 510 00:34:54,088 --> 00:34:55,588 Yes, speak up, I allow it. 511 00:34:57,291 --> 00:34:59,916 -What should we do, Yuri? -We need this Anatolik 512 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:03,395 go on the last tour. 513 00:35:05,892 --> 00:35:08,150 Well, we need to get rid of the little man. 514 00:35:09,049 --> 00:35:11,416 -No, I won’t commit murder. -Yes? 515 00:35:12,065 --> 00:35:14,065 And before, you did this all the time. 516 00:35:14,682 --> 00:35:16,810 You actually have a talent for this topic. 517 00:35:19,095 --> 00:35:20,595 -And you will forgive me? 518 00:35:21,673 --> 00:35:23,353 -You will be our brother. 519 00:35:24,158 --> 00:35:25,658 Cousins. 520 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,707 -...Forgive me. 521 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:31,828 The marker of love does not need a sharpener. 522 00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:35,707 I am your loser, you are mine 523 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:38,518 teacher. 524 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:45,581 Well, that's enough for today. 525 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,071 We all need to get some sleep, we'll hit the road tomorrow. 526 00:36:07,486 --> 00:36:09,879 (Elena) -Well, girlfriends, let's go. 527 00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:22,337 (growls) 528 00:36:22,588 --> 00:36:24,176 (laugh) 529 00:36:24,427 --> 00:36:25,927 (growls) 530 00:36:26,947 --> 00:36:28,447 -What, disgraces? 531 00:36:29,018 --> 00:36:31,653 Do you finish your leftovers with this fashionable guy? 532 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,237 -Don't worry, Baron. 533 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:36,926 Soon you will feel good too. 534 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:39,666 -Didn't understand. 535 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:45,285 -You said it yourself that this Anatolik is like a nail in your ass. 536 00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,442 So I ordered it for Yulik. 537 00:36:49,643 --> 00:36:52,861 This is how the vertical of power works. 538 00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:55,684 -What are you, an imbecile? 539 00:36:56,536 --> 00:36:58,036 Where is Yulik? 540 00:37:06,830 --> 00:37:08,410 (voice) -Kill! 541 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,434 (murmur) 542 00:37:21,213 --> 00:37:23,293 -Who's here? -Don't turn around 543 00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:26,405 Otherwise you’ll wet my new pants. 544 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,730 -Oh, it’s you, Alexander. 545 00:37:29,338 --> 00:37:32,730 -Listen, you piece of intelligent shit. 546 00:37:34,026 --> 00:37:37,481 Here is one of my heads gone 547 00:37:38,262 --> 00:37:39,970 I decided to solve you. 548 00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:43,564 So that's my advice to you. Get out of here. 549 00:37:43,815 --> 00:37:45,739 And then you never know. 550 00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:49,971 (voice) -Kill! -No! 551 00:37:50,222 --> 00:37:52,582 -Well, don't break down. -Don't want! 552 00:37:52,919 --> 00:37:55,284 -He-he-he! You'll like it. 553 00:37:55,535 --> 00:37:57,071 -Shut up! 554 00:37:57,322 --> 00:38:00,543 -But this one who went crazy - Isn't this you by chance? 555 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,819 -Yes, I actually... -What, you decided to get rid of me? 556 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:08,415 Come on, try it. I'm perfect I know baritsu wrestling. 557 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:12,004 -Coward! Rag! Empty place! Loch! Hee hee hee! 558 00:38:12,255 --> 00:38:14,270 Kill, kill, kill! -No no! 559 00:38:17,602 --> 00:38:19,625 I don't want to kill anyone! 560 00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:22,008 - Calm down, you madman. 561 00:38:25,223 --> 00:38:27,070 -A-ah-ah! 562 00:38:27,321 --> 00:38:29,493 -Anatoly Egorovich! What's happened? 563 00:38:30,450 --> 00:38:34,073 -What's happened? Have you ever was your head pressed into your spine? 564 00:38:34,324 --> 00:38:35,824 I can arrange it. 565 00:38:44,338 --> 00:38:46,667 I have experienced the full spectrum of pain. 566 00:38:46,918 --> 00:38:48,418 Oh... 567 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,979 David will destroy me for this avatar. 568 00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:58,041 Do you even know how much one of these costs? 569 00:38:58,893 --> 00:39:00,393 -No. 570 00:39:07,339 --> 00:39:08,839 -Smelly primate. 571 00:39:19,752 --> 00:39:22,073 -Well, let's quickly get on the bus. 572 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,235 - Faster, little hog! 573 00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:28,987 (Elena) -Sasha, Sash? 574 00:39:29,238 --> 00:39:31,626 Sasha, what's going on? Where is Anatoly? 575 00:39:31,877 --> 00:39:34,314 -What, the shady guy didn’t report to you? 576 00:39:34,565 --> 00:39:36,198 I thought you two were getting close. 577 00:39:36,449 --> 00:39:37,949 - Allow me. 578 00:39:39,487 --> 00:39:42,354 Sasha, relationships should build on trust 579 00:39:42,605 --> 00:39:45,268 and now you are behaving like an owner. 580 00:39:45,645 --> 00:39:47,151 -And I am the owner. 581 00:39:47,402 --> 00:39:51,018 And I don't like it when my woman wags its tail in front of some peacock. 582 00:39:51,269 --> 00:39:54,245 -What? - Leave it alone, you faint! Where are you going? 583 00:39:58,618 --> 00:40:03,253 -Anatoly went to his hut. Some urgent matters appeared for him. 584 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:06,629 I don't know, maybe The string on the guitar broke. 585 00:40:10,854 --> 00:40:12,784 Anatoly gave me the keys 586 00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:17,299 and asked me to take you all to your Murmuring Brooks. 587 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:19,680 And I kindly agreed. 588 00:40:22,136 --> 00:40:23,816 -Still, I’m uneasy. 589 00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:27,042 You're definitely not involved to the disappearance of Anatoly? 590 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:33,807 -And you know, I’m involved. I turned him on to a quiet corner and hit him in the head with a stove - bam! 591 00:40:35,284 --> 00:40:36,784 I'm a wild primate. 592 00:40:37,463 --> 00:40:39,997 A? Is that what you think about me? 593 00:40:41,299 --> 00:40:42,799 -Sash... 594 00:40:46,024 --> 00:40:47,524 I don't think so. 595 00:40:49,526 --> 00:40:54,626 -It's just a shame. You said it yourself that relationships should be built on trust. 596 00:40:54,877 --> 00:40:56,377 - I did. 597 00:40:58,268 --> 00:40:59,948 I didn't mean to offend you. 598 00:41:00,964 --> 00:41:02,464 -I know. 599 00:41:04,978 --> 00:41:06,478 -It's time to go. 600 00:41:06,745 --> 00:41:08,320 -Towards a bright future. 601 00:41:10,706 --> 00:41:12,206 -Oops! 602 00:41:15,527 --> 00:41:18,002 -Artist, start a song! 603 00:41:22,695 --> 00:41:24,971 (Zoloto - "Crickets") 604 00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:29,181 -Don't worry, I'm not the only one 605 00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:33,315 And you will find shelter for yourself. 606 00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:37,081 Don't worry, I'll go far away 607 00:41:38,761 --> 00:41:41,463 After all, everyone is already waiting for me there. 608 00:41:41,714 --> 00:41:45,779 Don't worry, I'm not the only one 609 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,464 And you are not alone. 610 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:53,456 Don't worry, everything will be so easy 611 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:57,698 And life is beautiful and long. 612 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,297 Crickets. 613 00:42:36,777 --> 00:42:39,300 - Looks like we're approaching. -Where is everyone? 614 00:42:40,003 --> 00:42:42,909 -Perhaps they are having lunch? Then we too will swarm. 615 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:48,530 (car honks) 616 00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:50,730 -Mom, it’s Klava! 617 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:55,613 -I find this jellyfish slippery I never liked it. 618 00:42:56,847 --> 00:42:59,917 -Press her, Barosha. -Sasha, she is our friend. 619 00:43:00,168 --> 00:43:01,734 Stop the electric bus. 620 00:43:07,065 --> 00:43:08,565 -Oh! -Oh! 621 00:43:12,970 --> 00:43:14,518 (Baron) - Let's go out. 622 00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:18,065 -Klava! 623 00:43:19,025 --> 00:43:20,705 I'm so glad to see you! 624 00:43:21,361 --> 00:43:24,030 -And how glad I am to see you, friends! 625 00:43:24,801 --> 00:43:27,338 -Clavdia, what a beautiful accessory you have! 626 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:29,619 -Thank you. 627 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:31,846 Well, come out, come out! 628 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:38,430 It's good here. -Is it true? 629 00:43:39,361 --> 00:43:41,893 -This is all? Or is there anyone else left? 630 00:43:42,144 --> 00:43:43,794 -Everything seems like it. -That seems to be it. 631 00:43:44,594 --> 00:43:46,314 How are you doing here? Tell me. 632 00:43:48,539 --> 00:43:50,039 (coughs loudly) 633 00:43:50,290 --> 00:43:52,143 -And she’s doing great. 634 00:43:53,072 --> 00:43:54,572 -Sorry. 635 00:44:01,753 --> 00:44:03,923 -Get my sawn-off shotgun from the bus. 636 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,307 -I told you that we will meet again. 637 00:44:14,558 --> 00:44:16,854 - Well, actually, you didn’t say that. 638 00:44:17,869 --> 00:44:20,010 -Really? -No, I didn’t. 639 00:44:21,299 --> 00:44:23,869 -I want... I apparently forgot... What's the difference? 640 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,455 I say now: here we are! 641 00:44:27,804 --> 00:44:29,573 (siren wail) 642 00:44:30,728 --> 00:44:35,616 Do you hear? Now there will be a moment of repentance. 643 00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:39,881 -How about a minute of hugs? -Exactly, only repentance. 644 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:46,636 On your knees, motherfuckers. 645 00:44:48,331 --> 00:44:50,370 (siren wail) 646 00:44:54,446 --> 00:44:58,676 Do you recognize? These are wifebeaters from the Museum of Patriarchy. 647 00:44:59,478 --> 00:45:01,743 Would you like us to use them? 648 00:45:02,588 --> 00:45:04,635 I said, on your knees! 649 00:45:16,449 --> 00:45:18,129 What do you need more than anyone else? 650 00:45:19,662 --> 00:45:21,630 -Hands off! -Sperm tank. 651 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,138 -Don't touch her! 652 00:45:30,623 --> 00:45:34,448 -Now apologize for... that oppressed us. 653 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,635 -Sorry, sorry! 654 00:45:36,886 --> 00:45:38,386 -Sorry. 655 00:45:38,713 --> 00:45:40,213 -Sorry. 656 00:45:40,544 --> 00:45:42,190 -Not you. 657 00:45:42,669 --> 00:45:45,362 Louder. -Excuse me, please. 658 00:45:45,729 --> 00:45:48,378 -Louder! -Excuse me, please. 659 00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:52,136 - Sincerely. -Sorry for oppressing you. 660 00:45:52,982 --> 00:45:55,216 -Sorry. -Sorry. 661 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:57,244 -Excuse me, please. 662 00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:02,792 -We have no complaints about men, you can live peacefully in our city. 663 00:46:03,043 --> 00:46:06,581 And we take away these matriarchs to our women's labor camp. 664 00:46:06,832 --> 00:46:09,225 - Abbreviated as jetlag. 665 00:46:11,816 --> 00:46:13,924 - Abbreviated as jetlag. 666 00:46:15,018 --> 00:46:17,150 Where will they atone for their guilt... -Sasha! 667 00:46:17,401 --> 00:46:19,025 -...exhausting work. 668 00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:23,595 It won't be forever. One hundred years - and you are free. Ha ha ha! 669 00:46:25,018 --> 00:46:27,909 -Listen, this is what I thought, Parent number one. 670 00:46:28,402 --> 00:46:31,861 In general, you say everything correctly. They oppressed, they deserved it. 671 00:46:32,112 --> 00:46:35,760 We, Muscovites, were there thrown overboard of civilization. 672 00:46:36,839 --> 00:46:41,339 But give us our women We will somehow punish and re-educate. 673 00:46:42,057 --> 00:46:43,796 And in return 674 00:46:44,237 --> 00:46:47,667 this is a progressive guy 675 00:46:48,175 --> 00:46:50,230 will write you a new Lariska. 676 00:46:52,433 --> 00:46:55,394 You will have domes, these masturbators of yours. 677 00:46:55,924 --> 00:46:59,526 You will have a blast drinking this feijoa juice. 678 00:46:59,777 --> 00:47:01,277 Normal? 679 00:47:06,253 --> 00:47:08,002 -Take his computer. 680 00:47:10,956 --> 00:47:14,104 We don't need Larisa - she was the main oppressor. 681 00:47:14,355 --> 00:47:16,035 That's it, take them to the zhetlag. 682 00:47:16,286 --> 00:47:19,271 -I'm sorry, but to the Muscovites does this apply too? 683 00:47:19,522 --> 00:47:22,455 So these women are damned and we were no less oppressed. 684 00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:24,386 -Oh, you poked mouse! 685 00:47:26,503 --> 00:47:28,253 -So, I’m actually pregnant. 686 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,097 -And what? 687 00:47:31,613 --> 00:47:34,172 -There may be a man inside her - victim of oppression. 688 00:47:34,423 --> 00:47:35,923 -Yes. 689 00:47:36,174 --> 00:47:38,823 -Okay, leave these alone. they will live with us. 690 00:47:39,074 --> 00:47:43,212 You will live in a separate building. -Even though I oppressed, I repent! 691 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:46,126 - That's enough, please. take them to the zhetlag. 692 00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:48,814 Property to be seized, transport to be charged. 693 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,730 Take this one too. 694 00:47:53,878 --> 00:47:56,983 I'll arrange re-education courses for him. 695 00:47:59,613 --> 00:48:02,425 -They may have already arrived. to Babbling Brooks. 696 00:48:03,494 --> 00:48:05,682 I should be there. Prepare your avatar. 697 00:48:06,644 --> 00:48:10,628 -But there is nothing to fill it with. We need fresh biomass. 698 00:48:13,378 --> 00:48:16,066 -Take someone of convicted whisperers. 699 00:48:17,222 --> 00:48:20,128 -You pardoned everyone on Anatolyev Day. 700 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:34,676 -By the way. 701 00:48:35,449 --> 00:48:36,949 Why are there two of you? 702 00:48:40,753 --> 00:48:43,941 -Well, we work in shifts. 703 00:48:45,051 --> 00:48:47,754 We need to eat, sleep. 704 00:48:50,621 --> 00:48:53,254 (menacing music) 705 00:48:57,012 --> 00:49:00,126 - Yes, I'm kidding. Okay, free. I'll think of something. 706 00:49:18,057 --> 00:49:19,557 -Nothing. 707 00:49:19,808 --> 00:49:22,667 Let's get comfortable and choose the right strategy. 708 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,374 -Strategy! 709 00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:28,883 Strong words, Barosha. 710 00:49:31,566 --> 00:49:33,066 -Ay! 711 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,464 Apple blasphemers. -Go, go.