1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,612 - [playing keyboard] 2 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,613 [plays dissident chords] 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,616 [adventurous music] 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,852 * 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,853 NO! 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,122 - AW! - REALLY? 7 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,223 - LOOK, WE JUST NEED YOU TO DRIVE US 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,457 TO THIS REALLY COOL CAMPING SPOT, 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,858 'CAUSE MY MOM WON'T. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,060 - HMM. HMM. 11 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,261 NO. 12 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,397 - GUSTAVO, WE HAVEN'T BEEN CAMPING ONCE 13 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,232 SINCE WE MOVED FROM MINNESOTA. 14 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,500 - THE CALL OF THE WILD IS CALLING. 15 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,968 WE MANLY MEN MUST ANSWER THAT CALL. 16 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,137 [muttering in agreement] 17 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,571 - WE NEED TO SLEEP UNDER THE STARS 18 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:41,609 AND SEE THE SUNRISE TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUNDS 19 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:42,643 OF THE LOON. 20 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,711 [loon calls] 21 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,980 - UH, THERE ARE NO LOONS IN L.A. 22 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,316 - JUST BEARS. 23 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,151 AND I DON'T WANT TO CANCEL THE NEXT CONCERT 24 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,985 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN EATEN BY 'EM. 25 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,288 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, THERE ARE NOT GONNA BE ANY BEARS THERE. 26 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,257 - ALL WE NEED IS A RIDE TO THIS CAMPSITE CALLED 27 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,259 BEAR GULCH. 28 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,629 - MAY I REMIND YOU, YOUR CONTRACT CLEARLY PROHIBITS 29 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,198 ANY DANGEROUS ACTIVITIES LIKE... 30 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,934 - SKYDIVING, CANDLE MAKING, AND OUTDOOR CAMPING. 31 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,269 - AW! - COME ON! 32 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:11,372 - GUSTAVO, DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE 33 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,807 TO WANT TO TEST YOUR LIMITS UNDER THE STARS? 34 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:14,842 [shimmering tones] 35 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,145 - I DO. 36 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,180 OKAY, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CAMP, 37 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:22,516 I KNOW OF A COOL SPOT THAT I WILL ALLOW. 38 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,018 [all cheer] 39 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,721 - [sighs] THIS IS NOT WHAT WE HAD IN MIND! 40 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,323 [phone ringing] 41 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,525 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 42 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,594 * 43 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,064 * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 44 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,032 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 45 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,868 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 46 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:45,005 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 47 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,874 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 48 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,842 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 49 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,180 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 50 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,181 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 51 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,183 - * HEY, HEY 52 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,218 * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 53 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,220 - * HEY, HEY 54 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,189 * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 55 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,023 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 56 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,293 * OH-OH, OH-OH 57 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,527 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 58 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,996 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 59 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:10,564 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 60 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,234 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 61 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,537 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 62 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:21,008 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 63 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,014 - SERIOUSLY? 64 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,250 CAMPING IN ROCQUE RECORDS WITH BEN THE NIGHT WATCHMAN? 65 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,252 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 66 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,820 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING CAMPING. 67 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,955 - WELL, ACCORDING TO GUSTAVO, 68 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,024 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ONE WITH THE TREES 69 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,426 AND THE SOIL AND THE STARS... 70 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,961 - AND CAMP OUTDOORS. 71 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:41,962 - [sighs] 72 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,264 - HMM. 73 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,433 I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO CAMP WITH THE TREES AND STARS 74 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,235 WITHOUT BREAKING GUSTAVO'S RULES. 75 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:49,303 all: WE'RE LISTENING. 76 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,239 - BUT I'D HAVE TO GO WITH YOU. 77 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,740 IT'S A SECRET CAMPING SPOT. 78 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,442 - YEAH, I'M SORRY, JO. 79 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,810 THIS CAMPING TRIP IS MEN ONLY. 80 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,912 - CAN'T RISK YOU GETTING HURT. 81 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,882 - OH, YOU THINK BOYS ARE BETTER CAMPERS THAN GIRLS? 82 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,284 all: YEAH. 83 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,918 - HEY! 84 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,455 I'VE CAMPED A LOT WITH MY DAD AND BROTHERS, AND I'M GOOD. 85 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,257 - ME TOO. - OH, OKAY. 86 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,891 WELL, YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST INVITE THE JENNIFERS 87 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,426 AND MAKE IT A GIRLS VERSUS GUYS CAMP-OFF! 88 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,727 - [squawks] - IT'D BE LOVELY. 89 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,730 [inspirational pop music] 90 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:23,604 * 91 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:26,807 - I WAS KIDDING! 92 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,876 - OKAY, SO WHERE'S THIS SECRET CAMPING SPOT 93 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,579 THAT WON'T GET US IN TROUBLE WITH GUSTAVO? 94 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,750 [adventurous music] 95 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,620 * 96 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,154 NOT BAD. 97 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,923 all: IT'S NOT REAL. 98 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,799 - WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 99 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:52,933 - CAMPING. 100 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:53,934 - WITH WHO? 101 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:57,838 - YOU. 102 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,972 - NO. 103 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,140 I HATE CAMPING. 104 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,575 I LIKE BEDS. BEDS ARE NICE. 105 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,843 WOODS ARE NOT NICE. 106 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,713 - BUT WE'RE CAMPING OUT FRONT OF THE BIG BUY. 107 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,180 THE ISLAB 3 GOES ON SALE TOMORROW, 108 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,149 AND I NEED TO CAMP OUT TO MAKE SURE I GET ONE. 109 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,518 - MMM...NO. 110 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,919 - BUT, MOM, I'VE BEEN GOOD. 111 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,322 I GOT STRAIGHT "As," AND I'LL BE SAD. 112 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,424 [sorrowful violin music] 113 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,091 - FORGET IT. SAD LOOK WON'T WORK. 114 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,092 [dramatic music rises] 115 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,128 THE MAD LOOK WON'T WORK, EITHER. 116 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,431 AND DON'T GIVE ME THE, "I'M GROWING UP SO FAST, 117 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,699 "AND YOU'RE GONNA REGRET NOT HAVING SPENT MORE TIME WITH ME 118 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,768 WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE" SPEECH. 119 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,069 ding! 120 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,440 [adventurous music] 121 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,241 SUCH A GOOD SPEECH. 122 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,844 - WELL, YOU ALWAYS SAY, DO GOOD THINGS, 123 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,347 AND GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. 124 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,481 [music deflates] 125 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,082 - LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, QUIT YOUR YAMMERING, 126 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,117 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU ALL NIGHT LONG. 127 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,219 [menacing music rises] 128 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,856 - LAST WEEK ON NEW TOWN HIGH, WE DID A CAMPING EPISODE 129 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,458 WHERE WE GOT ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES, 130 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:53,026 AND A VAMPIRE BEAR SAVED US. 131 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,227 both: YOU SCARED? 132 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,763 - DO WE LOOK SCARED? 133 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,598 - HI. 134 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,467 [dramatic violin music] 135 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,469 - THIS IS NOTHING LIKE CAMPING. 136 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,374 - IT'S CAMPING HOLLYWOOD STYLE. 137 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:09,577 - STAY THERE. 138 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,413 [camera beeping] 139 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,948 [up-tempo drumming] 140 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,086 [wildlife calls playing] 141 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,855 OKAY, HOW'S THAT? 142 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,892 - WELL, WE WANTED TO SLEEP UNDER THE STARS. 143 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,229 - [gasps] - HEY. 144 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,998 - WE ALSO WANT TO SEE THE SUNRISE 145 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,967 AND WAKE TO THE SWEET SOUNDS OF THE LOONS. 146 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,237 - YEAH, I CAN'T DO THAT. 147 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,406 - GAH! 148 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,873 - OKAY, IT'S IMPRESSIVE, 149 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,410 BUT IT'S MISSING THAT ELEMENT OF DANGER. 150 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,711 - DANGER. 151 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,413 - WHO IS THAT? 152 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,680 ANYONE THERE? 153 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,683 [ominous music] 154 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:54,087 * 155 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,790 - [whispers] BEULAH. 156 00:05:56,790 --> 00:06:04,798 * 157 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,435 I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BRING ANYONE ON SET WITHOUT CLEARANCE, 158 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:10,771 SO STAY AWAY FROM THE WEEKEND WATCH PERSON. 159 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,206 - BOYS ON THAT SIDE OF THE LOG... 160 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,808 all: GIRLS ON THIS SIDE. 161 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,111 - [laughs] LOVE OUR SIDE. 162 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,480 LOVE IT. 163 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,349 - AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING US FOR HELP. 164 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:25,619 all: DON'T ASK US FOR HELP. 165 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,287 - CARLOS, YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE. 166 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:31,559 - YEAH. 167 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,899 - WELL, THE GPS WE PUT IN THE GUYS' CAMPING GEAR WORKED. 168 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,801 - THEY WENT TO BEAR GULCH? 169 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,637 - ACTUALLY, THEY WENT TO COLOSSAL STUDIOS, 170 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,038 STAGE 27. 171 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,907 I CALLED THE STUDIO, AND THEY INFORMED ME 172 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,642 THAT IT'S HALF-FULL WITH A CAMPING SET. 173 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,243 - I SAID NO CAMPING! 174 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,713 - ACTUALLY, YOU SAID NO CAMPING OUTDOORS. 175 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:56,884 - MY DOGS UNSUPERVISED ON A SOUND STAGE? 176 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,486 THEY COULD GET HURT! 177 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,788 - OH, MY GOSH. 178 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,022 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THEM. 179 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,925 - OH, YEAH, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THEM. 180 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,894 YEAH, ME? OH, YEAH. 181 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,395 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS 182 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,863 THAT THEY'RE GONNA LOSE THEIR ARMS, 183 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,833 AND THEN HOW WILL THEY HOLD THEIR MICROPHONES? 184 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,935 OKAY, CALL COLOSSAL STUDIOS 185 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,005 AND TELL THEM WE WANT A TOUR OF THE LOT FOR A VIDEO SHOOT. 186 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,274 BUT WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IS BREAK INTO THAT SOUND STAGE 187 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,512 AND CUT THOSE GUYS' CAMPING TRIP SHORT. 188 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,813 BOOYA! 189 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,414 [suspenseful music] 190 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,550 [snappy drumming] 191 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,752 [boinging] 192 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,521 [suspenseful music] 193 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,855 [boinging] 194 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,824 - [scoffs] 195 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:37,825 [grunts] 196 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,761 [suspenseful music] 197 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,533 - EARTH, STARS, AND A SLEEPING BAG. 198 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,700 IT'S ALL YOU NEED. 199 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,136 - YEAH, BUT THE GIRLS ARE KIND OF NICE. 200 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,271 - HEY, THEY ARE JUST GONNA SLOW US DOWN. 201 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,806 - WE'RE GONNA END UP SPENDING ALL NIGHT 202 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,808 TRYING TO HELP THEM SET UP CAMP--AND WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 203 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:55,843 [elegant music] 204 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,344 [sizzling] 205 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,313 - YOU GUYS WANT SOME APPLE SAUSAGE? 206 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,414 all: YUP! 207 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,550 - NO! 208 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,685 BECAUSE WHEN WE CAMP, 209 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,120 WE LIKE TO FORAGE OFF THE LAND. 210 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,356 NOW, WHAT WE GOT? 211 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,592 - I FOUND... 212 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:14,061 FOUR DIRTY MINTS AND A MUSTARD PACKET. 213 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,796 - [grunts] 214 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,898 DUCT TAPE. 215 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,901 - WAIT. LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 216 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,169 [triumphant trumpet fanfare] 217 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,771 - IT'S A PROP TURKEY. 218 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,206 - YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THE MUSTARD'S FOR. 219 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,811 - GUYS, COME ON. YOU HAVE NO FOOD. 220 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,581 - WELL, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO CAMP-- 221 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:34,915 HUNGRY, 222 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,950 READY FOR ANYTHING. 223 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,886 [banging] 224 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:42,590 - WHO'S THAT? 225 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,357 [wind gusting] 226 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,593 - A STORM'S A'COMING. 227 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,094 - IT'S THE AIR CONDITIONING. 228 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,030 IT KICKS ON TO KEEP ALL THE EQUIPMENT COOL OVERNIGHT. 229 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,901 - OKAY, SO WHAT, IT STAYS ON ALL NIGHT? 230 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,372 - BUT YOU GUYS BROUGHT EXTRA LAYERS, RIGHT? 231 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,642 - LAYERS? - [chuckles] 232 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,745 - WE ONLY NEED ONE LAYER TO STAY WARM. 233 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,913 - THANK YOU. 234 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,618 - WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT? 235 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,486 - THEY LOOK LIKE GIANT WORMS. - UH-HUH. 236 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,660 - WHY YOU ARE WAITING IN LINE IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ISLAB? 237 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,130 - UGH, BECAUSE THE ISLAB 2 IS OLD, 238 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,532 AND THE ISLAB 3 IS NEW. 239 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,500 - HE'S RIGHT, MOM. [iSlab chirps] 240 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,271 - OH, OH, I'M GETTING A BIG BUY ISLAB UPDATE! 241 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:37,110 THEY ONLY HAVE ENOUGH ISLAB 3s FOR THE FIRST 20 CAMPERS. 242 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,879 [deflated trumpet fanfare] 243 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,715 - PERFECT! AND I'M NUMBER 20. 244 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,818 - SEE? IF YOU DO GOOD THINGS, GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. 245 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,222 - THANKS FOR SAVING MY SPOT, BITTERS. 246 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,024 AND HERE ARE THE SNACKS I PROMISED. 247 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,526 - HEY! YOU CANNOT SAVE A SPOT IN LINE. 248 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:57,364 BIG BUY'S OVERNIGHT LINE POLICY IS FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. 249 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,299 AND I WAS HERE FIRST. 250 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,801 - YES, BUT THE POLICY OF LIFE IS, 251 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,335 IF YOU'RE GREAT-LOOKING WITH SNACKS, 252 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,604 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 253 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,374 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 254 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,243 AND NOW YOU'RE 21st IN LINE. 255 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,178 - WHOOP. 256 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,287 - OKAY, NOW THEY'RE JUST MOCKING US. 257 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,489 - THIS IS GUSTAVO'S FAULT. 258 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,358 HE SHOULD'VE JUST LET US CAMP IN REAL WOODS LIKE WE WANTED. 259 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,526 - OH, IF HE WAS HERE, 260 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,929 I WOULD TOTALLY GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND. 261 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,330 - YEAH! - MY FAULT? 262 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,732 THEY'RE THE ONES THAT ARE FREEZING 263 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,166 AND ARE GONNA CATCH A COLD. 264 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,802 - YOU REALIZE YOU SOUND LIKE 265 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,403 AN ACTUAL CARING PERSON RIGHT NOW. 266 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,838 - OH, YEAH. 267 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,040 THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO IS CUT THIS CAMPING TRIP SHORT. 268 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,508 BUT HOW? 269 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,343 - WHY DON'T GUYS JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE WRONG 270 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,511 AND COME AND GET WARM? 271 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,579 - AND COME FAKE-ROAST MARSHMALLOWS WITH US? 272 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,882 - CAN WE PLEASE GO GET SOME MARSHMALLOWS? 273 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:49,883 PLEASE? 274 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,218 - NOPE. 275 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,420 'CAUSE THANKS TO SOME MANLY FORAGING, 276 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,156 WE CAN START A REAL FIRE. 277 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,891 - NO, NO, YOU CAN'T LIGHT A FIRE ON THE-- 278 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,731 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 279 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,898 * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 280 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,800 - I HATE CAMPING HOLLYWOOD STYLE! 281 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,108 - WET! 282 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,310 - COLD! - HUNGRY! 283 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,180 - GUYS, JUST GET OUT OF THE WET SLEEPING BAGS, 284 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,281 COME OVER HERE... 285 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,649 all: GET SOME FOOD... 286 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,317 - AND SOME HEAT. 287 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,754 - WE ARE MEN OF THE WILD, 288 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,789 AND IF THE WILD IS A HOLLYWOOD SOUND STAGE, 289 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,458 THEN WE WILL CONQUER IT WITHOUT GIRL HELP. 290 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,760 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 291 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,161 - IT MEANS THERE'S GOT TO BE 292 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,296 A KITCHEN OR A PANTRY AROUND SOMEWHERE. 293 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,597 - RIGHT. 294 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,967 CARLOS AND I WILL SEARCH THE WILDERNESS FOR PROVISIONS. 295 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,803 - AND LOGAN AND I WILL FIND WARM, DRY CLOTHES AND BLANKETS. 296 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,571 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL. 297 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,340 I MEAN HOP. 298 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,111 - EXCELLENT. 299 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,781 THE DOGS HAVE LEFT THE WILD ON THEIR OWN. 300 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,116 - BUT NOW THEY'RE OUT WANDERING ON A STUDIO LOT. 301 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,117 - [gasps] YOU'RE RIGHT! 302 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,151 SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN TO THEM! 303 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,652 THEY COULD GET HURT! 304 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,156 - WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 305 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,557 - COME ON, SWEETHEART. 306 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,895 YOU'RE 21st IN LINE, AND THEY ONLY HAVE 20 ISLABS. 307 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:11,999 - YOU'RE GONNA LET THEM GET AWAY WITH CUTTING ME OUT OF LINE? 308 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,567 - THEY WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS, 309 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,437 BECAUSE BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DO BAD THINGS. 310 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,172 SO LET'S GO SLEEP IN OUR BEDS TONIGHT, 311 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,274 AND THEY WILL GET PAINFUL SKIN RASHES. 312 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,843 - OH, I WON'T GET A RASH, 313 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,578 'CAUSE I USE LANOLIN OIL AFTER I BATHE. 314 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,947 - WE CAN'T LEAVE NOW. 315 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,281 A STORM COULD ROLL IN, 316 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,682 OR IT COULD GET REALLY COLD, 317 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,552 AND PEOPLE WOULD LEAVE THE LINE, THEN I WOULD MOVE UP. 318 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,255 - OH, ACCORDING TO MY ISLAB, THE FORECAST FOR TONIGHT 319 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,827 IS SUNNY AND WARM WITH NO CHANCE OF YOU GETTING AN ISLAB 3. 320 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,229 - OKAY, LET'S GO. 321 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,296 - NO. 322 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,365 I HAVE DONE GOOD THINGS. 323 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,834 I VOLUNTEER. 324 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,502 I RETURNED THAT WALLET I FOUND AND LEFT THE MONEY IN IT. 325 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,471 WHERE'S THIS BIG DO GOOD THINGS PAYOFF 326 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,273 YOU KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT, MOM? 327 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,844 - I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT, 328 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,911 'CAUSE WE'RE STAYIN'. 329 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,090 - OKAY, OKAY. 330 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:14,127 PREPRODUCTION, FINANCE... 331 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,097 JACKPOT! 332 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,231 IT'S LOCKED. 333 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,401 - OKAY, REMEMBER, THIS IS THE WILDERNESS, 334 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,171 AND THERE ARE NO DOORS IN THE WILD. 335 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,673 [karate-like shrieks] 336 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,243 [ethereal singing] 337 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,979 - WE'RE REALLY GOOD CAMPERS. 338 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,013 OH-OH-OH! 339 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,482 [both cheer] 340 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,621 - NOT WARM ENOUGH. 341 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,890 THAT'S A NICE DRESS. 342 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,892 HEY, DID YOU FIND ANYTHING YET? 343 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,459 - [growls] 344 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,629 - I DON'T SPEAK BEAR. 345 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,165 - AND I'M WARM AND TOASTY. 346 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,101 - TRY DOWN THE HALL. WE NEED SWEATSHIRTS. 347 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,135 - FINE! 348 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,740 [cheery music] 349 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,042 - THERE YOU ARE. 350 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,277 WALK HIM IN. - [muffled] 351 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,146 - DON'T WANT THIS FLYING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STUNT SCENE. 352 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,514 - WHOA, WHOA, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STUNT? 353 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,016 [muffled] 354 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,283 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT? 355 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,584 [muffled] 356 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,519 - GREAT ENERGY, BUT SAVE IT. 357 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,520 EVERYONE'S WAITING. COME ON. 358 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,521 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 359 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,056 I GOT THE BEAR. WALKING. 360 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:20,760 - DUDE, I FOUND THE SWEATSHIRTS AND RAIN GEAR! 361 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,962 LOGAN? 362 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,264 LOGAN! 363 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,265 [cartoon playing] 364 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,001 [laughter] 365 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,437 - THEY CUT IN LINE AND THEY'RE WATCHING CARTOONS? 366 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,572 BAD THINGS AREN'T HAPPENING TO THEM, MOM. 367 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,606 [laughter] 368 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,607 - WAIT A MINUTE. 369 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,009 SPONGES DON'T TALK. 370 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,145 - WELL, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS HAPPEN INSTANTLY. 371 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:41,181 IT COULD COME IN THE FORM OF AN IRS AUDIT 372 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,250 OR A RACCOON ATTACK WHEN THEY'RE 60. 373 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,717 [laughter] 374 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,020 - WELL, I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG. 375 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,023 AND A STINK BOMB IN THEIR TENT WILL GET THEM OUT OF LINE 376 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,959 AND GET ME AN ISLAB 3. 377 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,961 - NO STINK BOMBS! 378 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,062 STINK BOMBS ARE BAD. 379 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,264 YOU'RE GOOD, KATIE. GOOD. 380 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,267 [menacing orchestral music] 381 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,269 * 382 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,771 - I HATE BEING GOOD. 383 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,974 - THEY'VE BEEN GONE OVER AN HOUR. 384 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,609 - AND THEY ARE REALLY BAD CAMPERS. 385 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,512 all: TERRIBLE. 386 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,448 - OKAY, WE'LL GO LOOK FOR LOGAN AND KENDALL. 387 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,117 YOU GUYS LOOK FOR CARLOS AND JAMES. 388 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,051 MOVE OUT. 389 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:24,457 - OR WE CAN USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO... 390 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,194 - PUT OUR HEAD SHOTS IN EVERY PRODUCER'S INBOX ON THE LOT. 391 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,128 - SPLIT UP! 392 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,433 [upbeat dance music] 393 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,402 - PICTURE I.D. 394 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,138 ANYONE ON THE LOT WITHOUT I.D. WILL BE CHARGED WITH TRESPASSING 395 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,872 AND PROSECUTED. 396 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,677 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME? 397 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,614 - I MIGHT HOLD YOU CAPTIVE TILL MORNING. 398 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,016 I MIGHT CALL THE POLICE. 399 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,118 I'M STILL DEBATING. 400 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,485 ONE THING'S FOR SURE: 401 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:56,489 NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE YOU ON THIS CAMPING TRIP. 402 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,790 [clattering] 403 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,628 [suspenseful music] 404 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,831 - WE HAVE TO SAVE HER. - I KNOW WE DO. 405 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,901 - HEY. WHAT HAPPENED TO CAMPING? 406 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,238 - WELL, FIRST, I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO LOGAN. 407 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,040 - WAIT. YOU CAN'T FIND LOGAN? 408 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,941 - WELL, HE WAS IN A BEAR SUIT. 409 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,076 THEN I HEARD VOICES. 410 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,177 THEN HE WAS GONE. 411 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,311 - BUT IT'S SATURDAY. 412 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,779 THE STUDIO IS EMPTY ON SATURDAY 413 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,615 EXCEPT FOR THE OCCASIONAL COMMERCIAL LIKE... 414 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,217 BIG BEAR LIP BALM. 415 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,386 "FIGHTS OFF CHAPPED LIPS LIKE THEY WERE NINJAS. 416 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:30,790 "NINJAS ATTACK BEAR STUNT MAN ON CITY STREET." 417 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,924 - WAIT. 418 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,926 DID YOU SAY LOGAN WAS IN A BEAR SUIT? 419 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,063 - [gasps] 420 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,064 [bell rings] 421 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,166 - OKAY! I GOT MY BEAR! 422 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,535 - [muffled] 423 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,404 - I LIKE HIS ENERGY. 424 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,474 NOW, DO I HAVE MY NINJAS THAT ATTACK THE BEAR? 425 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:52,979 - I'M NOT THE BEAR, GUYS! 426 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:53,980 THIS IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, SO... 427 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,482 [muffled] 428 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,850 - PERFECT! 429 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,452 - FOUR HOURS. 430 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,787 WE'VE BEEN IN LINE FOR FOUR HOURS, 431 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,289 AND NOTHING GOOD HAS HAPPENED. 432 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,823 - [sighs] 433 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,525 LINE BUDDY, GIVE ME SOME QUARTERS. 434 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,660 I NEED TO GO FEED MY PARKING METER. 435 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,529 - QUARTERS? I DON'T CARRY QUARTERS. 436 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,598 HAS YOU SEEN THE OLD GUY ON 'EM? HE'S HIDEOUS! 437 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,967 cha-ching! 438 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,669 - DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY. 439 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,305 I WILL. 440 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:22,109 HERE, BECAUSE I DO GOOD THINGS, AND GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. 441 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,212 - WHATEVER. 442 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:28,381 - 17, 18, 19... 443 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,549 - WHAT ARE THESE? 444 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,218 - WRISTBANDS. 445 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,353 LAST YEAR, SOMEONE USED A STINK BOMB TO MOVE UP IN LINE, 446 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,223 SO NOW WE GIVE THE FIRST 20 CAMPERS WRISTBANDS 447 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,458 WHICH YOU CAN REDEEM IN THE MORNING FOR YOUR ISLAB 3. 448 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,527 - WELL, I NEED ONE FOR MY LINE BUDDY. 449 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,862 - WELL, YOU CAN'T SAVE SOMEONE'S SPACE IN LINE. 450 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,765 SO YOU'RE NUMBER 20. 451 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,402 - I'M GETTING AN ISLAB 3! 452 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,139 I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU DO GOOD THINGS, GOOD THINGS HAPPEN! 453 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,441 - WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING? 454 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,910 - OH, THEY HANDED OUT ISLAB 3 WRISTBANDS. 455 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,279 - THEY SAID NO SAVING SPOTS. 456 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,482 I TRIED TO FIGHT HIM, BUT HE WAS VERY PERSUASIVE. 457 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,552 - WELL, THEN, GIVE ME THAT ONE, BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. 458 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,487 - YES, BUT I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU, 459 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:11,158 AND WAY BETTER-LOOKING AND-- [yells] 460 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,159 - GET BACK HERE, YOU--! 461 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,794 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 462 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:18,030 - I THINK MY DAUGHTER IS VERY GOOD. 463 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:23,303 [ominous music] 464 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,505 - IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - IT'S GOT TO. 465 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:29,409 BESIDES, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT. 466 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,379 - GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND. - YOU TOO. 467 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,614 [chivalrous music] 468 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,350 - I'M BEULAH! [laughs stupidly] 469 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,851 [indignant trumpet fanfare] 470 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,852 WHOA! 471 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,855 [dramatic music] 472 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,291 * 473 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,992 - CARLOS! YOU CAME TO RESCUE ME. 474 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,294 - YEAH, I KNOW. 475 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,761 UH... [shrieks] 476 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,996 I CAN'T SEEM TO BREAK YOU OUT. 477 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,431 - CARLOS. - WHAT? 478 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,333 - THE KEYS ARE ON THE WALL. 479 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,334 ding! 480 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,570 [up-tempo drumming] 481 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,638 - [yelps] 482 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,207 OH. 483 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,608 - MY HERO. 484 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,611 [amorous music] 485 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,414 * 486 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,549 - WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. 487 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,650 COME ON. 488 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,586 [dramatic music] 489 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,222 [horn honks] 490 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,524 - HI. WELCOME TO COLOSSAL STUDIOS. 491 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,925 GET IN! COME ON! 492 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,026 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 493 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,094 * 494 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,363 [bell ringing] 495 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,064 - OKAY! 496 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,834 BEAR, YOU ARE LIP BALM, 497 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,904 AND THESE RED NINJAS ARE CHAPPED LIPS. 498 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,673 - OKAY, GET THIS BEAR HEAD OFF OF ME! 499 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,242 [muffled] 500 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,443 - RIGHT, YOU'RE LIP BALM. 501 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,677 - [muffled] 502 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,680 - OKAY, THESE NINJAS ARE GONNA HIT YOU REALLY HARD! 503 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,349 REPEATEDLY! 504 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,317 AND... 505 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,918 ACTION! 506 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,620 - * LOVE ME, LOVE ME, SAY YOU LOVE ME * 507 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,822 - GET AWAY FROM LOGAN! 508 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,392 - WHO IS THAT? 509 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,693 WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE IN THERE? 510 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,894 WAIT! 511 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,095 - LEAVE HIM ALONE! 512 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,432 - HANDS OFF MY DOGS! 513 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,500 - THERE'S MORE OF THEM! 514 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,901 - [yelling] 515 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,371 - ATTACK THE BEAR! 516 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,606 ATTACK THE BEAR! 517 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,208 [horn honks] 518 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,644 WE GOT A CAR! WHO BROUGHT THE CAR? 519 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,747 ABANDON SET! 520 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,517 ABANDON SET! 521 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,520 [people grunting] 522 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,689 - WAIT! TAKE OUR HEAD SHOTS, PLEASE? 523 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,156 - [whimpering] 524 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,191 - * LOVE ME 525 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,093 * I-I-I'M READY TO GO * 526 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,395 - OH, THANK YOU. 527 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,263 OH, MY GOD. 528 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,931 - STILL THINK CAMPING'S NOT DANGEROUS? 529 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,800 - AND HA! THERE ARE BEARS! 530 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,304 - GUSTAVO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 531 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,138 - AND IF HAD JUST LET US CAMP OUTSIDE AND HAVE FUN 532 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,540 LIKE WE ASKED IN THE FIRST PLACE, 533 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,409 NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED. 534 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,278 - LOOK, I REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUN. 535 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:49,582 BUT NOW I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO, I GUESS, BE A PARENT. 536 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,852 AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU GUYS. 537 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,821 I GET WORRIED. 538 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,323 - OKAY. 539 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:59,225 BUT YOU STILL GOT TO LET US DO STUFF. 540 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:02,161 - OKAY, WELL, WHAT IF I CAN FIND A PLACE FOR YOU TO CAMP 541 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:07,800 THAT'S OUTDOORS WITH A SUNRISE AND LOONS? 542 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,636 all: WHERE? 543 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,241 - [yawning] OKAY, IT'S 5:30. 544 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,077 - CUE THE LOON. 545 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:22,014 [loons calling] 546 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,950 [skeptical trumpet fanfare] 547 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,652 - AND CUE THE SUNRISE. 548 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,655 [adventurous music] 549 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,223 * 550 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,559 NICE SUNRISE. 551 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,160 - [yawning] OH, YEAH. 552 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,465 - ALL IN ALL, I'D SAY THIS WAS A PRETTY AWESOME CAMPING TRIP. 553 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,434 - YUP, WITH AWESOME GIRL CAMPERS. 554 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,970 - AND AMAZING BAND CAMPERS. 555 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,672 - REALLY AMAZING. 556 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,375 * 557 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,009 - WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME. 558 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,243 all: NO! 559 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,246 [all talking over each other] 560 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,151 - * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR * 561 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,853 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 562 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,390 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 563 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,891 - * HEY, HEY 564 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,959 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 565 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,061 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 566 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,064 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 567 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,165 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 568 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,101 - * HEY, HEY 569 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,136 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 570 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,138 - * HEY, HEY 571 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,973 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 572 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,042 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 573 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,244 * OH-OH, OH-OH 574 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,579 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 575 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,715 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 576 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:33,219 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 577 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:36,823 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 578 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:41,494 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME *