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- Ua kākau wau i kēlā!
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ʻO wau ʻo Liz Lemon.
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"Inā ʻoi aku kāu kāne ma luna o 30,
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"a mau nō a
inoa e hana,
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ʻo ia ka mea haʻihaʻi."
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ʻAʻole naʻe ʻo ʻoe, e Mike.
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ʻAʻole ʻo ʻoe kēlā.
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E Mike, e waiho wale i kaʻu ʻokiʻoki.
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ʻŌ! ʻAe.
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ʻŌ! ʻAe.
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ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe, ʻo wau
e hana i ka mea like
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i kāu ʻokiʻoki.
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E kali, ʻaʻohe āu,
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no ka mea, ʻaʻohe ʻoe.
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[Rip] Auwe!
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Blam-o! Ua holomua kekahi
ka launa pū me ke kāne!
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[Ka mele jazz hoihoi]
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♪ ♪
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- ʻAe, e Mr. Geiss, ʻoiaʻiʻo.
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ʻAe, ʻo wau wale nō
ma D.C. no ka lā,
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akā inā loaʻa iaʻu ka manawa,
E hele ana au e ike
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ʻO ka ʻaʻahu o Fonzie.
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Noho ʻoe ma luna e like me
pono. [Hākeke]
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- ʻAe, inā ʻoe e hele ana i D.C.,
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Ua nalowale kaʻu mea mālama ma laila
i ka wā o ka huakaʻi kula kiʻekiʻe.
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- He aha kaʻu e hana ai iā ʻoe, e Lemona?
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- ʻAe, makemake wau e hāʻawi
he kope ʻoe o kaʻu puke.
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Ua hoʻohana lākou i kāu blurb.
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- "Helu Lemona
i waena o kaʻu mau limahana."
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- E ka Haku, kou kaʻa i Wakinekona
waiho i ka hapalua hora.
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- Ke holo nei ʻoe i kaʻa kaʻa?
- Pono wau.
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Mai kēia manawa mai
nā buffoons mai Detroit
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lawe i nā mokulele pilikino,
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ke koena o kakou
e kau i ka hoikeike.
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A i kēia manawa, kou pelekikena ...
ʻO wai, ma ke ala,
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He Kenyan a puhi paka,
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ua hana i kahi
pūʻulu hana ʻoihana
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no nā microwaves a
nā mea hana liʻiliʻi.
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- No ke aha mai? Pono ʻoe e
i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me kaʻu ʻauhau kālā?
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- ʻOiai inā makemake lākou
i, makemake au e lawe.
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ʻO ia ka pono o ka hui, Lemon.
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ʻOiaʻiʻo, ka microwave
ʻaʻole like ka ʻoihana i ka wā ma mua,
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a me ke aloha ʻAmelika
pili me ka umu microwave
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ua maalili mai
kona wā kiʻekiʻe ma hope o ke kaua.
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- ♪ A haʻi ʻo ia i kona makuakāne
hana ʻo ia i ka microwave ♪
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♪ hana i ka microwave,
wah wah wah wah ♪
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♪ hana i ka microwave ♪
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♪ hana i ka microwave,
waba gaba daba wah ♪
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- Ua hiki mai anei?
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- Akā, ʻaʻole like me Detroit,
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ʻaʻole pono mākou
palapala hāʻawi a hoʻoponopono paha.
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E iho ana au i laila,
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e kamaʻilio puni i kēia mau hacks,
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a hopu i ke awakea
kaʻa kaʻa hoʻi i Kina.
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I kēia manawa, ma hea kahi hope
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hoomanao oe
aia kāu mea mālama?
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- Lawe wau i waho e ʻai
ice cream astronaut
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ma ka hale hōʻikeʻike lewa a me ka lewa.
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- [Mumbling] Ea a me ka lewa...
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- Inā kāu kāne
hōʻiliʻili i nā kiʻi hana,
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ʻo ia ka mea haʻihaʻi?
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- He aha? ʻAe, ʻae.
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- I ka hopena pule i hala, ua
hapai i keia kaikamahine
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ma hope o ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa jedi
e neʻe ana i ka prospect park.
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- He mea hoʻolimalima pū kekahi.
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- Ua lawe au iā ia i koʻu hale
ma ka ʻauamo o kaʻu keke.
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- E like me kēlā.
- E hoʻokuʻu iā ia i loko, ma mua o koʻu makuahine.
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- Auwe, ʻehā kēlā.
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- ʻIke ʻo ia i kaʻu
mint-condition hellboy kiʻi
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a hoʻomaka e haʻi
kou puke pupule!
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- ʻAe! Eia kekahi, koʻu
huhū ka hoaaloha.
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Ma Kanada.
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- ʻAe.
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- Ms. Lemona,
pono anei
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inā he 20 hola wale nō kaʻu i hana ai i kēia lā?
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Hāʻawi manawaleʻa wau ma kahi
hale mālama holoholona ma hope aku.
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- ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo.
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ʻAʻole au i ʻike iā ʻoe
hana manawaleʻa.
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- ʻAe, ʻae.
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Ke kōkua pū nei au i ka pants
no ka papahana holoholona holoholona
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a me ke kaikunane nui.
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- ʻOiaʻiʻo? Ua hana nui au
kaikuahine ma ke kulanui.
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Ua aʻo kēlā kaikamahine liʻiliʻi
iaʻu pehea e hoʻohana ai i nā tampons.
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- ʻAe, ʻaʻole, kēia nui
ʻaʻole pili ke kaikunāne
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me ka papahana aʻo.
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He hui ia
kiai malu i kanaka
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a hoʻomaopopo iā lākou
ka hana pono.
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- Liz, ʻaʻole wau inā
ʻike ʻoe i ka kolo
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ma ke ala kuhikuhi TV,
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akā ua ʻae au e hoʻokuʻi i ka hōkū
he mea hoʻohauʻoli hoʻohiwahiwa
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i loko o ke ʻano o ka alohilohi
a me ke koko maoli.
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- ʻAe, maikaʻi kēlā.
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ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni vampire
ua wela i kēia manawa.
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- He mea maoli kēia
kiʻi werewolf kēlā,
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no na kumu auhau, he
pana ma Iceland.
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Pāʻani au i ka ʻepekema mahina
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ka mea e hoao nei e kii
ka lalo o nā mea,
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a ʻo wai... [Leo nui]
Makaʻala spoiler...
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He ʻīlio hae paha ʻo ia iho.
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Hoʻomaka mākou e pana i kēia pō.
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- Ma Iceland? I kēia pō?
- Mm-hmm.
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- ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻalele. ʻO ʻoe
e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka lā ʻapōpō.
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- ʻAe, no ke aha ʻoe
e kiʻi i ka lālā hoʻolele hou
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e uhi iaʻu?
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- Auwe. ʻAe.
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E nānā, ʻike wau ʻo ʻoe
huhū i ka manaʻo o Jack
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e lawe mai i kekahi mea keaka,
a makemake ʻoe e hoʻopaʻi iaʻu.
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- Hoʻopaʻi iā ʻoe?
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E ʻoluʻolu, e Liz.
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Ua makemake mau au
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e pana i ka haumana
kiʻiʻoniʻoni werewolf ma Iceland,
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kahi aʻu e hoʻopiha nei i ka minuke hope
no Victoria Beckham.
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- A i ʻole hiki iā mākou ke noho i lalo a
e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēia e like me nā mākua.
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- Liz Lemona! ʻO ke alo booger!
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E pepehi au iā ʻoe
me ka bazooka!
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- Auwe!
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- Ua kūʻai au i kaʻu wahine i kēlā
ʻO kāu puke haʻahaʻa,
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a ʻoi aku ka nui o ka heluhelu ʻana a Angie
ʻo ia, ʻo ka huhū ʻo ia iaʻu.
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- ʻAe, malia paha
aia ma luna ou, pā.
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- ʻAʻole, ua hala iaʻu!
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ʻAʻohe puke i hoʻokumu
iaʻu i kēia pilikia nui
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oiai i hea o Waldo i hele ai
i kela hale hana pou laau.
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Aia iā ʻoe ʻo Liz Lemon.
A e hoʻopaʻi ʻia ʻoe.
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- He ʻumi mau minuke kēia.
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E pā kāua i ka ʻāina
kahua heihei ma ke ala i ka home.
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Loaʻa iaʻu kahi ʻōnaehana pili
ma muli o ka nui o ka penis lio.
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[ʻakaʻaka]
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- [Ke kani ʻana ominous music]
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[Ke mele like ma ke mele kani]
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- He oiaio anei e Mr. Donaghy.
i kou mau luna hoʻokō
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hoʻohana mau ʻia
hui helikopa
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e hoʻomaloʻo i ko lākou hale tennis?
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- ʻAe, ʻaʻole. ʻAe,
ua hiki mai.
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ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole i hiki.
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- A ʻo kēlā G.E. mālama ʻia a
pāʻina clown ma luna o ka mea mālama
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me ka uku helu eono?
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- I ka wa lapuwale o Willy
ua hoʻokaʻawale ʻia ka uku
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ma luna o nā lā hānau a pau
ʻoihana holoʻokoʻa...
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- Ke haʻi ʻia nei iaʻu
kālā hui
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e piliwaiwai ana ma na kahua heihei.
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- ʻAe, akā he ʻōnaehana kaʻu.
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- I ka makahiki 2007, he G.E. luna
hoʻohana i nā kālā hui
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e hoolei i ke kumuhana cabaret
Pāʻina Halloween
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ma ka moku ahi.
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- Ke hoʻomanaʻo nei au, ʻo ʻoe kēlā.
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- Mr. Donaghy, ua kaumaha au
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na ka malama ole
a me ka hemahema.
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He mea hoowahawaha ia
kou poe kuleana
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a me ka oiaio, i ka
kanaka ʻAmelika.
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- E hoʻolohe, e nā panakō!
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E Mr. Banks, e hele oe
a e hai aku i kou peresidena
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ka oiaio.
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ʻAʻole pono mākou i ke aupuni
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e hai mai ana ia makou pehea
holo i kā mākou ʻoihana.
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- Ua lawa kaʻu lohe.
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- No ke aha he
gavel? ʻAʻole kēia ka ʻahaʻōlelo.
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- Ua lawe mai au ia mai ka home.
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[ʻakaʻaka]
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[Baning gavel]
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[Knock ma ka puka]
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- Aloha, Liz Lemon.
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Ke makemake nei ʻo Angie e hoʻomaha.
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No laila ma kahi o ka hele ʻana i ka hōkele,
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a i ʻole koʻu waʻa hale,
ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa,
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Noho au me ka wahine
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i hoomaka i keia
pilikia ma kahi mua.
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- He aha? ʻAʻole Tracy,
ʻaʻole pono kēlā.
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- ʻAe, aia kekahi
ʻeke ʻōpala ma ke alaloa
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me ka mano kai loko.
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Hoʻokomo wale iā ia i loko
ka ipu me ka papa.
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He aha ka ʻaina ahiahi i kēia pō?
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Makemake au i nā pierogies!
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- Minamina, ʻo mākou
ʻaʻole hiki
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e imi hale no
keia mau holoholona a pau.
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Akā, uh, ʻike ʻoe,
ka mea nui loa
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ʻaʻole ʻoe e lilo
pili i ka manaʻo
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i kekahi o lakou.
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- Ua ulu au ma kahi pā puaʻa, e ka haku,
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kahi o na holoholona a pau,
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ʻo nā manu nō hoʻi
hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ko mākou mau niho,
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he poe hana, aole he holoholona.
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ʻAʻole aʻu ʻīlio,
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'no ka mea, e like me ka ʻōlelo a koʻu makuahine,
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ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻai i ke aloha.
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A e like me koʻu makuahine
e ʻōlelo mai ke hoa Ron,
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"Ua make ka hoki, ʻo ʻoe
ʻo ka hoki kēia, ʻo Keneta.
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[Kūkā] ʻAe.
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He holoholona ʻē aʻe wale nō.
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He iole paha.
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He iole nani,
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ʻo wai ia e hōʻike iā ʻoe
maikaʻi e makaʻu
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i ka wā hekili.
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No ke aha, he mea pupule iaʻu
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e haawi aku i ka ilio
e like me keia he inoa.
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No ka laʻana, bandit.
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A ʻo Reggie kēlā,
a i luna ka mea ʻeli,
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- ʻAe, maikaʻi, nā ʻīlio
i hoʻonohonoho ʻia e waiho ʻia i kēia lā
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he ʻulaʻula ma luna o lākou.
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- E lawe wau iā lākou a pau.
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- Jonathan, kāhea
Keena o Don Geiss
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a les winkler i loko
kamaʻilio hui.
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E haʻi iā Susan Cunningham,
Alan Junkin, Mark...
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- Jack.
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He aha ka mea i lōʻihi loa iā ʻoe?
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- E nā panakō, e ke keiki a ka wahine.
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- ʻIke ʻoe, ʻo ka hoʻopaʻi he a
ʻai maikaʻi loa i ke anu, Jack.
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Like... sashimi. A i ʻole ka pizza.
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- Makemake ʻoe i ka pizza anu?
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- Ke kakahiaka
ma hope, ʻo ia ka maikaʻi.
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- ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka wela
pizza? He pupule kēlā.
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- ʻAʻole ʻoe e haʻi mai iaʻu
he aha ke ʻano pizza e makemake ai.
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ʻAʻole ʻoe e haʻi mai iaʻu
mea hou aku, Jack!
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[Hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka ʻāʻī]
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He makahiki i hala aku nei
ua kiʻi ʻoe iaʻu i ke ala.
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Ua hoʻomaka wau e hoʻolālā i kaʻu
hoʻopaʻi i kēlā lā.
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Ua ʻike wau he pono iaʻu e hoʻolike
ia'u iho me kekahi mea
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ʻoi aku ka ikaika ma mua o G.E.
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A mai ʻAmelika
ʻAʻole hiki ke kiʻi ʻia a hiki i Ianuali,
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ka mea i haalele ia United
aupuni mokuʻāina.
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No laila ua hoʻopau wau i nā mea hope loa
hāʻule hoʻonui kālā,
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worming koʻu ala i loko
ka poai o loko o ka obama.
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E kuʻu akua e Malia.
ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻōlelo pēlā!
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E leka uila iā ia i kēia manawa.
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Ma hope o ke koho balota,
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Ua loaʻa iaʻu kekahi
ʻelele aʻu i makemake ai.
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ʻOiai i ko ke ao nei
ʻāina nui loa, ʻIlelani.
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- [Hūhā]
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- Akā, ua manaʻo wau
aʻu e lawe ai i kēia pūʻulu hana.
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ʻIke, ua loaʻa iaʻu ʻoe i loko o koʻu
makaikai i ka manawa a pau.
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Pyoong!
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- He aha ke ʻano o kēlā pū?
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- He pū laser.
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ʻAʻole hiki ke kāohi.
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- E hoʻolohe mai ʻoe iaʻu, e Banks.
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Mālama ʻoe i kāu spray-tanned
liʻiliʻi lima mai kēia hui.
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- Ma hope o ka wā kūpono.
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ʻO kāu hōʻike
e hana i nā poʻomanaʻo
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i kēlā me kēia pepa a puni
ka aina i ka la apopo.
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- Akā ... ʻaʻole
he hoolohe lehulehu.
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- Auwe.
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Ua "nawaliwali" paha kekahi.
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- Ua hana ʻoe. Ua "nawaliwali" oe!
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- ʻAe! A ʻo wau
e hoomaka ana.
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I ka manawa i pau ai au,
e hana ʻoe i ka AIG
245
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e like me ka lehman
kaikunāne o nā microwave.
246
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- E luku ʻoe i kahi
hui holoʻokoʻa e kiʻi wale iaʻu?
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E noʻonoʻo i nā penikala,
nā limahana,
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nā pipi a mākou e hoʻohana nei
hoʻāʻo i ka ikaika microwave.
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- Nanea i ka nana
ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe, Jack.
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E hele ana ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi no
ʻekolu lā paha, luna.
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- ʻAe, ʻo ia wale nō kaʻu e pono ai,
E nā panakō, e nānā mai ʻoe iaʻu.
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E hana wau i kēia hui
wikiwiki loa ka waiwai,
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ʻo ke poʻomanaʻo wale nō,
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"Hoʻopakele ʻo Donaghy iā G.E.,
male i kou makuahine."
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- E ʻike iā ʻoe i kahi
ʻelua lā, Jack.
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Pyoong!
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- Vvvvt. Pale laser.
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[Ke kani nei ke kelepona hele]
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- ʻO Tracy lāua ʻo Liz
hale noho. ʻŌlelo ʻo Tracy.
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- ʻO Tracy, ʻo ia
Jenna. Aia ʻo Liz ma laila?
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- ʻO Jenna, mai ka hana.
262
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- Jenna, ʻo ia ka hola 2:00
i ke kakahiaka.
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He aha ana lā?
264
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- Ua halawai ka po stalkerso
265
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kekahi mau puʻupuʻu wikiwiki hana
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e paʻakikī ana
kaʻu papa manawa.
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- ʻAe, pono wau iā ʻoe
hoʻi i ka Pōʻalima.
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He aha ke ʻano o nā puʻupuʻu māmā?
269
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- ʻAe, ʻike ʻia ʻo Iceland
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e loaa okoa
ka lā ma mua o ʻAmelika,
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no ka mea, ʻaʻole kēia i hoʻonohonoho.
272
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- ʻAe, ʻae, ʻoiaʻiʻo,
no ka mea, aia ma ka akau loa.
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- A ʻo ʻoe paha
ʻaʻole ʻike i kēia,
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no ka mea, ʻaʻole ʻoe
pāʻani i ka moonologist,
275
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aka, he iliohae wale no
puka mai i ka po.
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- ʻAe, hoʻomanaʻo wau i kēlā
mai ka wikiō hauʻoli.
277
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- ʻAʻole koke.
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- Shh. He aha kāu hoʻolālā, e Jenna?
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- ʻAe, ʻike ʻia, e like me
loaʻa ma hope o ka makahiki
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e hoʻomaka ka lā e napoʻo.
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Ua haʻi ʻia iaʻu i ka pō ʻapōpō
loaʻa paha iā mākou ka nui
282
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me he minuke o ka pouli.
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- ʻOiaʻiʻo? No laila ʻoe
e pana i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni
284
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hoʻokahi minute i ka manawa,
e hoʻopaʻi wale mai iaʻu?
285
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,878
- Liz, ʻaʻole wau ʻike
he aha kāu e kamaʻilio nei.
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He aha ka mea hoʻolele hou?
287
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,905
- ʻAʻole, ʻo ʻoe ...
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D'oh!
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00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,533
- He aha ka hewa, roomie?
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- ʻAe, ʻelua o koʻu mau hoa hana
ke hoʻolilo nei iaʻu i pupule,
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00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,544
no laila e pepehi au iā lākou
i ko lakou hiamoe ana i keia po.
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- [ʻakaʻaka]
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- [ʻakaʻaka hoʻopunipuni]
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- [ʻakaʻaka hoʻopunipuni]
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[Mahuahua ka ʻakaʻaka naʻaupō]
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[Ke kani nei ke kelepona]
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- ʻO Tracy lāua ʻo Liz.
ʻŌlelo ʻo Tracy.
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- Tracy, kau i ka Lemona.
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- Aloha?
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- ʻAe, ma ke ʻano he wahine hoʻokahi,
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00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,517
e oi aku paha kou makemake
e kūʻai i microwave hou
302
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inā hiki ke hoʻolālā ʻia
e nīnau iā ʻoe e pili ana i kou lā?
303
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,282
Ma mua o kou pane ʻana,
e noonoo i kou mehameha.
304
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- Ke kau nei au i kēia manawa.
305
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,733
[Beep]
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- I kēia manawa ua ala mākou a pau,
307
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,216
makemake ʻoe e kamaʻilio e pili ana
ka Elepani i loko o ka lumi?
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- ʻaʻole wau.
309
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ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu
lawe mai oe i kela mea.
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- Ke'ōlelo nei au i ka
elepani kiʻi!
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Liz, heluhelu wau i kāu puke.
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I kēia manawa ke ʻike nei au i ke kumu i huhū ai ʻo Angie iaʻu.
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"Inā loaʻa kāu kāne
ʻehiku kelepona paʻalima,
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"Akā ʻaʻole e hāʻawi iā ʻoe
kekahi o nā helu,
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ʻo ia ka mea haʻihaʻi"?
316
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,090
"Inā na kāu kāne
he lei daimana
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e ʻōlelo ana i ka mare ākea,
ʻo ia ka mea haʻihaʻi "!
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Liz Lemon, kēlā me kēia
mea liʻiliʻi aʻu i hana ai
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aia i loko nei.
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Ua hoʻohana ʻoe iaʻu e kākau i kāu puke!
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00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,810
- He aha? ʻAʻole, kekahi paha
ʻo ia ka mea i hoʻoikaika ʻia e ʻoe.
322
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,729
- Ua ʻaihue ʻoe i koʻu ola.
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A e uku ʻoe no ia mea.
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00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:29,980
- ʻOiaʻiʻo?
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00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,148
E hana ʻoe i koʻu ola
326
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,859
ʻoi aku ka ʻino ma mua o kēia manawa, pehea?
327
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,111
[Hele nā ʻīlio]
328
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,824
- E lawe au iā lākou a pau.
329
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,619
- ʻO Tracy lāua ʻo Jenna
ua like me na kamalii.
330
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,263
- A e like me nā kamaliʻi, ʻoe
ʻaʻole hiki ke noʻonoʻo me lākou
331
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ke huhū lākou.
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00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,640
ʻO ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke hana
e hoʻohuli i ka wela,
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00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,944
e ninini i kekahi whiskey i loko o kā lākou wai,
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00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,459
a kali i ka hiamoe e hoʻopakele iā ʻoe.
335
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,769
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole kēlā
e hana noʻu,
336
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,104
no ka mea, ʻo Jenna
pale i ka whisky,
337
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,463
a makaʻu ʻo Tracy i ka wai.
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00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,155
ʻAe, ʻaʻole e hoʻohui
i kou mau pilikia,
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00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,508
akā, heluhelu ʻo Paula i kāu puke.
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00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,468
- [Hawanawana] Auwe.
341
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,679
- Nānā, nā ʻano hana.
Kau noʻonoʻo.
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00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,265
E ho'āʻo kāua e kū
hanu waha no hoʻokahi minute.
343
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,225
- [Snorts phlegm]
344
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,768
- He aha kēia?
345
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,060
He manaʻo.
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00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,313
He manaʻo i hoʻomaka
keia hui,
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00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,648
ua hoʻololi i ke ʻano o ko mākou ola ʻana,
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00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,565
a hoonui i keia aina.
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00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,817
ʻO Dinesh Mehta kēia.
350
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,153
He ʻenekinia hoʻolālā ʻo ia
mai ka mahele microwave.
351
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,322
Pono māua ʻo Dinesh iā ʻoe
352
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,325
ʻo ia kekahi manaʻo e like me
maikaʻi e like me ke kukui.
353
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,617
- He aha?
354
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,662
- ʻElua aʻu lā
e kuai i kanaka
355
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:26,954
nui nā microwaves.
356
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,323
- ʻAe, he ʻano hoʻonāukiuki
357
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,416
i kou manawa
ʻO ka nalu liʻiliʻi, e like me ka burrito,
358
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,669
a ʻaʻole e hana ka burrito
kahuli no ka nui loa.
359
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:36,005
Hopu wale ia
kūʻē i nā ʻaoʻao
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[ʻokiʻoki] A ʻo ka
ʻO ka pā ma lalo o ia e hoʻololi ai,
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akā, ʻaʻole ia e kahuli.
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00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,803
- ʻAe... nā umu nui aʻe.
363
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,930
Makemake nā ʻAmelika
nui, ʻae. He aha hou aʻe?
364
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,557
- Pehea inā he microwaves
ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka haki ʻana,
365
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,935
no laila e pono ai nā kānaka
kūʻai pinepine i nā mea hou?
366
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,479
- ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, maikaʻi loa.
367
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,891
Nui a ʻaʻole i hana maikaʻi ʻia.
368
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,608
- Auwe, kani kēlā
like loa me ka philosophy
369
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,660
kokoke e luku
ka ʻoihana kaʻa ʻAmelika.
370
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,612
- ʻAʻole kēia ka
ʻoihana kaʻa, Pete.
371
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Ua holo ka ʻoihana kaʻa
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00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,824
e kahi hui o
nā kāne keʻokeʻo waho
373
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,876
kūʻai aku i nā mea kūʻai aku a
huahana a lākou i makemake ʻole ai.
374
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,369
ʻO mākou ʻo G.E., pōʻino.
375
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:10,999
A e hana mākou
he nunui, ʻeleʻele microwave.
376
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,709
- [Hūhā]
377
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,211
[Nā hanu hohonu, ʻōhū]
378
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:19,881
- Frank, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu!
379
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,735
Ina au e hoonui aku,
e kaumaha loa ka puka.
380
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,846
- Maikaʻi! Hoʻopoina iā ia.
381
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,640
- E kali.
382
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,932
E ʻōlelo hou i kēlā.
383
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,476
- Ua ʻōlelo wau e poina.
384
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,937
- Hoʻopoina iā ia.
385
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,731
ʻEhā mau puka liʻiliʻi.
386
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,023
- ʻAe!
- ʻAe!
387
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,442
E hoʻopau mākou i kēia.
388
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,444
- "E" kā mākou i kēia.
389
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,696
huila. E kau i nā huila ma luna.
390
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,323
- ʻAe!
- ʻoluʻolu.
391
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,614
- Donaghy!
392
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,618
- ʻAe, ua hele
manawa. Mākaukau paha ʻoe?
393
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,230
- Aia wau ma ke ʻano
a me na mea a pau.
394
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,169
- Maikaʻi, e hana kāua
keia! Ke napoʻo nei ka lā!
395
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,459
Loaʻa iā mākou hoʻokahi pana i kēia!
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
396
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,711
- A me ka hana!
397
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,630
- Claire, kala mai au.
398
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,066
ʻO ka lima hea wau i hana ai
komo ke kukui uila
399
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:01,507
iā mākou i loko?
400
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,760
- Ka pono! ʻO ʻoe
aia ma ka pono.
401
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,637
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
402
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,389
- ʻOki!
403
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,975
- ʻŌ. Nui ka lā, nā mea a pau.
404
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,561
ʻO ʻoukou nā hōkū maoli.
405
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,568
[Hele ʻīlio]
406
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,988
[Ka mele ʻino]
407
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,080
- No ka mea, ʻaʻohe aʻu
ka manawa a me ka ikehu
408
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,493
e hoohuoi i kou
he pilikia maoli ke kūlana...
409
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,453
- ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia
e hoopiha hou i ka brita.
410
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,455
- E ʻoki au i ka pēpē i hapalua.
411
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:33,849
- A e lawe au i ka hapa luna.
412
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,458
No ka mea, ʻo ia ka
hapa me ka maka.
413
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,144
- Lemon, ua kākau ʻoe
e pili ana i ke ola o Tracy
414
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:37,627
no kāu pāʻani ponoʻī.
415
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,046
Pono ʻo Tracy
ʻae ʻia e hoʻohana i kou ola
416
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,381
e like me kāna i ʻike pono ai.
417
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,832
E kāhea au iā Jonathan i ke kānāwai
418
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,051
a loaʻa ka pono ola
aelike i kakauia.
419
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,553
- E kali, he aha kāu ʻōlelo?
Na Tracy ko'u mo'olelo ola?
420
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,304
ʻAʻole.
421
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,390
He aha kāu e hele ai
hana me koʻu moʻolelo ola?
422
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,393
He mea hoʻohilahila.
423
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,770
Mahalo iā ʻoe, e Jack.
424
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,040
- Mahalo nui, Jack.
- ʻO kāu neʻe wale nō, Lemon.
425
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,441
I kekahi manawa ka
ala hoʻi i luna i lalo.
426
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,734
E haʻi wau iā ʻoe i kahi moʻolelo.
427
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,486
ʻO 1994 kēia.
428
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,696
Hele au i ka pii hau,
a hāʻule au i loko o kahi lua.
429
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,658
Ua ʻeha au i koʻu wāwae, a ʻo wau
ʻaʻole hiki ke piʻi hou i luna.
430
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,451
No laila, hakakā kēlā me kēia
ʻano kūlohelohe,
431
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,745
doing the thing that
he mea weliweli loa ia'u,
432
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,539
Piʻi au i lalo
iloko o ka pouli.
433
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,582
A pēlā wau i puka ai i waho.
434
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,154
A i koʻu loaʻa ʻana
hoʻi i kahi hoʻomoana,
435
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,002
Hele au a loaa
ko'u hoa pii,
436
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,713
ka mea nana i oki
Ua wehe au ma hope o koʻu hāʻule ʻana,
437
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,550
a ʻōlelo wau, "Connie Chung,
you did the right thing."
438
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,510
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
439
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,802
- Piʻi i lalo, Lemona.
440
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,389
Piʻi i lalo.
441
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,599
- E, ua hoʻi ʻoe.
442
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,101
- ʻAe.
443
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,769
ʻO ka poʻe hoʻopale pō
ke lawe nei i kahi pōkole,
444
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,438
hoʻomaha mau.
445
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,440
- ʻAe, hiki paha iā kāua ke kamaʻilio.
446
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,251
ʻO Jenna, ʻo wau kāu
hoa, ʻaʻohe mea,
447
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,443
a e mau ana au...
448
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,945
- ʻO, Liz, makemake wau
makemake loa e hana i keia.
449
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,557
Akā, pono wau e hele
home for the day.
450
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,780
- Loaʻa.
451
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:49,449
No laila ke pili nei ʻoe
452
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,701
ka hoʻomāinoino
hana ana.
453
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,033
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole ia he hana.
454
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,579
Loaʻa iaʻu ka lāʻau make Mercury
455
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:59,333
mai ka lawe ana
koʻu wela rectal.
456
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,502
- A me nā mea kīʻaha.
457
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,504
Makemake nā kānaka a pau i nā mea kīʻaha.
458
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,590
- ʻAe, ua ala wau
no nā hola he 50 i hala,
459
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,109
akā, manaʻo wau he manaʻo maikaʻi kēia.
460
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,843
E hoʻopau kāua
ka umu holookoa
461
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,495
a pani me
he lekiō am/fm.
462
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,804
- ʻAe.
- Hmm.
463
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,347
[Ke kikokiko]
464
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,433
- ʻAe, he kaʻa.
465
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,145
Ua haku mākou
ka Pontiac aztec.
466
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,983
- Mahalo iā ʻoe, Subhas.
467
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,362
- 'O 'oe ka mea ha'iha'i!
468
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,656
- Uhh.
469
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,868
ʻŌh.
470
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,621
He bila keia.
471
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,794
ʻO Tracy.
472
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,546
ʻAuē, roomie.
473
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,798
Ua kauoha anei ʻoe i ka uku-per-view
ma koʻu hale noho?
474
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,383
- Makemake wau e hele i nā splitsies.
475
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,028
- ʻAʻole! ʻAʻole au e uku
no kekahi o keia.
476
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,638
Ua kauoha ʻoe i ʻeono makua
nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni i nā lā ʻelua.
477
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,390
"Ka hihia hoihoi
o Beniamina puʻu."
478
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,682
Aloha.
479
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,560
"ʻO wau ke hana iā mākou"? He aha
ʻO ia hoʻi ka manaʻo?
480
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,896
- He pāʻani kēlā
amadeus, hoʻopunipuni.
481
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,898
ʻAʻole au e hoʻohewa ʻia e ʻoukou.
482
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,900
Na ʻoe i hana i kēia folderol holoʻokoʻa.
483
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,419
A hiki i kou hoʻohaʻahaʻa pono ʻana,
484
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,531
e kokua mai oe i ka'u
predilection no ka erotica.
485
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,925
ʻAe, a ʻo wau
hoʻohana i kāu kāleka hōʻaiʻē
486
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,284
e kūʻai i papa ʻōlelo
mai ka hui aʻo.
487
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,056
- No laila ke ʻōlelo nei ʻoe
i ka manawa āu e noʻonoʻo ai
488
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,245
pehea e hoʻi mai ai iaʻu,
489
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,790
oe a me na ilio
haʻalele i koʻu hale noho?
490
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:21,749
- Affirmative.
491
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,168
- Pono wau e piʻi i lalo ...
492
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,088
I loko o ka pouli.
493
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,925
ʻIke wau i kāu mea e pono ai
e hana me ko'u mau pono ola.
494
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,927
Pete, e hoomau i na huakai
ma waho o ke keena
495
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,219
no na la elua e hiki mai ana.
496
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,240
Pono wau iā ʻoe e kūkulu i kahi hoʻonohonoho
ua like ia me ko'u hale noho
497
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,984
a loaa ka lima a pau
sanitizer hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa.
498
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,451
- E kali, e kali, no ke aha ʻoe e pono ai ...
499
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,019
- Ke hana nei ʻo Tracy i kahi
porno e pili ana i koʻu ola.
500
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,980
A ke kākau nei au.
501
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,901
- ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo
e like me keia, e Ionatana.
502
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,654
ʻAʻole me ka pā,
aka me ka uwau.
503
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,156
- He uwao maoli, Jack.
504
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,260
- Ua hele wale mai au
i ka pomaikai
505
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:56,784
ma kāu ʻoihana hou.
506
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,494
He aha kāu e manaʻo ai?
507
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,871
Ke kūʻai aku nei i ka mauu hoʻopunipuni
i nā haumāna NYU?
508
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,849
- E ʻike wau iā ʻoe
ʻo wau a me Barry Diller
509
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,633
ke hana nei i ka holoʻokoʻa
ke ala hou i ka media,
510
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,753
hoʻohui i nā kikohoʻe a pau...
511
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,630
Akua! E inu wale.
512
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,631
- E ʻike iā ʻoe a puni, Jack.
513
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,800
Mahalo no ka ʻae ʻana
he hapa nui wau
514
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,510
ʻo ʻoe e paʻi ana i lalo, huh?
515
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,802
[Hākeke]
516
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,014
- ʻAʻole i kēia manawa, nā panakō.
517
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,558
Hiki iaʻu ke hele i lalo.
518
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,518
I loko o ka lua.
519
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,520
- He aha?
520
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,932
- Ua pāʻani hewa ʻoe i kēia.
521
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,566
Makemake ʻoe e hoʻohaʻahaʻa iaʻu?
Makemake ʻoe e luku iaʻu?
522
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,335
Ua hele wāwae ʻoe
ma ʻaneʻi me kahi kikoʻī.
523
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,028
- Eia hou, he aha?
524
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,800
- ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua loaʻa paha iā ʻoe
ua hōʻino i kaʻu ʻoihana.
525
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,489
ʻAʻole paha ʻoe e ʻike hou iaʻu.
526
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,866
Akā inā ua koi ʻoe iaʻu
527
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,201
e lawe aupuni
kālā hoʻopakele,
528
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,493
ʻo ʻoe nō koʻu haku.
529
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,413
- [Hūhā]
530
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,833
Auwe, kuu.
531
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,044
Pono ʻoe e hele mai
iho i Wasinetona.
532
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,630
E hōʻike mai iaʻu, like
he keiki kula liʻiliʻi...
533
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,548
Pili kou mau lima i ka lole.
534
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,883
- A ʻo ka hapa ʻino loa,
535
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:54,842
ʻAʻole au makemake i ke kālā.
536
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,134
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole ʻoe.
537
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,470
Ke lawe nei ʻo Jack Donaghy i ka pono?
538
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,482
E pepehi iā ʻoe.
- Me ka nui o nā hana e pili ana.
539
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,158
- Pono ʻoe
e lawe. Hana wau iā ʻoe.
540
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,182
Makemake au iā ʻoe e lawe i nā mea a pau.
541
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,031
- E kaa aku au a
e haawi mai oe ia'u.
542
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,146
- ʻAʻole wau e hoʻāʻo nei
e hana i kēia kani gay.
543
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,273
- ʻAʻohe kanaka. ʻO ia
ke hana wale nei.
544
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,942
- Hoʻokahi huaʻōlelo i ka
peresidena, a na'u no oe.
545
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,611
No'u keia keena.
546
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,489
No'u ia... Fancy
keiki liʻiliʻi ma waho.
547
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,574
E pepehi iaʻu.
548
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,066
Akā, e hana wau no ka hui.
549
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,952
[Ke kani kelepona]
550
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,454
[Ke kani nei ka laina]
551
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:24,997
- Hei, Sasha. Aia kou makuakāne i ka home?
552
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,208
He aha? Pono ʻoe e kono
nā mea a pau i kāu pāʻina?
553
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,752
ʻO Zach s.?
554
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,714
- Noho nā kānaka a pau.
555
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,217
A me ka hana.
556
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,803
- ʻAʻole pili wale
ka mea hoolele hou.
557
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,721
Ke kau mau
ka hōʻike ma mua oʻu,
558
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,973
ua like ia me au
ke ulu kaawale nei makou.
559
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,685
- Jenna... ʻO ʻoe koʻu hoaaloha.
560
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,812
ʻAʻohe mea.
561
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,690
E nānā mau wau iā ʻoe.
562
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,483
ʻAʻole ia e loli.
563
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,110
- ʻO, Liz,
564
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:58,406
mahalo i kou hāʻawi ʻana
ʻO wau ka wahine porn wela.
565
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,829
- ʻAe... Pono kākou
e hele iwaho.
566
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,665
- ʻAe, pono mākou.
567
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,996
- Ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau me Tracy?
568
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,839
- ʻAe ... manaʻo wau pēlā.
569
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,008
A ʻo Jenna lāua ʻo Frank
a me Subhas.
570
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,300
A ʻo ʻoe?
571
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,238
- Ke ola nei au e kaua i kekahi
lā. Akā, ma ke kumukūʻai hea?
572
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,722
- E ke keiki, ʻike wau i ka manaʻo.
573
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:23,597
He pule hea, huh?
574
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:24,889
- Lemona, ʻo ia ka Pōʻakolu.
575
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,600
Akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō... [Rattling]
576
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,977
Nuhou ino.
577
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,603
- Koʻu mea mālama.
578
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,523
I kēia manawa ʻaʻole huhū koʻu makuakāne iaʻu.
579
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,904
Auwe!
580
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,196
Auwe!
581
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,782
Ooooow!
582
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,576
Aaaah!
583
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:44,868
- E lawe i waho, e Lemona!
584
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,289
- [Puha ka waha] ʻO ʻoe
e lawe i waho, e Donaghy!
585
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,249
- Ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau me Tracy?
586
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,918
- Manaʻo wau pēlā, a
ʻO Jenna pū kekahi, a me Frank,
587
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,670
a me Subhas.
588
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:55,962
A ʻo ʻoe?
589
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,673
- Ke ola nei au e kaua i kekahi lā.
590
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,966
Akā, ma ke kumukūʻai hea?
591
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,926
- E ke keikikāne, ʻike wau i ka manaʻo.
592
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,219
He pule hea, huh?
593
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,889
- Lemona, ʻo ia ka Pōʻakolu.
594
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,975
Akā ʻaʻole ia he nūhou maikaʻi ʻole.
595
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,770
- Koʻu mea mālama.
596
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:14,523
Pehea wau e mahalo ai iā ʻoe?
597
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,567
- A ʻoki. He mea hoʻopailua kēia.
598
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,319
E pani i lalo.