1 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,798 - What do you want? - Why is this door locked, Andrew? 2 00:00:39,798 --> 00:00:41,546 I am getting ready for school. 3 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,712 Open this door, Andrew. 4 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,885 Listen to me. No, you're drunk. 5 00:00:47,885 --> 00:00:49,467 I am what? 6 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,635 Excuse me? 7 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,773 I said unlock the door. 8 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,558 Andrew? 9 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,145 Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m., and you are drunk. 10 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,794 Listen. You don't tell me if I am drunk or not, you little shit. 11 00:01:02,995 --> 00:01:04,319 Aren't you? 12 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,570 What are you doing in there, huh? 13 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,697 - I am filming this. - Huh? 14 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:13,872 What? 15 00:01:13,872 --> 00:01:17,662 I bought a camera, and I am filming everything from here on out. 16 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:36,560 And it is yours right now for only 46.50. Yeah. 17 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,187 Mom? Mom. 18 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,061 Hey. 19 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,902 Say hello to my new camera for me. 20 00:01:45,902 --> 00:01:47,351 Who's the audience? 21 00:01:47,351 --> 00:01:51,280 Just the millions of people that are watching at home. 22 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,781 Do I look awful? No, no, no, Mom. 23 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,832 You look... You look great. 24 00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:58,873 - It's a nice camera. - Well, thanks, Mom. 25 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:13,388 So, um, should I ask about the camera or... 26 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:18,389 Uh, I don't know. I am... I am filming things now. 27 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,601 - I am filming everything. - You're filming everything? 28 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:24,148 - Yeah. - Okay. 29 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,940 30 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,659 Wow. 31 00:02:30,659 --> 00:02:33,112 down and enjoy right now 32 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,038 33 00:02:35,038 --> 00:02:36,615 34 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,166 God, make it stop. 35 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:39,618 36 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,121 yeah... ba-bling, ba-bling 37 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:44,548 38 00:02:44,548 --> 00:02:47,297 39 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:50,175 Have you ever read any Arthur Schopenhauer? 40 00:02:50,175 --> 00:02:53,052 No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer? 41 00:02:53,052 --> 00:02:56,135 He's, um... He's this philosopher that I am reading at the moment. 42 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,261 - For school? - No no. 43 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:01,474 Uh, basically, human beings have to recognize themselves... 44 00:03:01,474 --> 00:03:04,522 as beings of pure will, right? Okay. 45 00:03:04,522 --> 00:03:09,232 So all emotional and physical desires can never be fulfilled. 46 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,488 So basically you're telling me that I should give up on life. 47 00:03:12,488 --> 00:03:15,237 - Yes. - Okay. 48 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:18,161 - Come on, man. - Oh, God. 49 00:03:18,161 --> 00:03:20,659 - I will see you later. - All right, dude. Peace. 50 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,915 Learning time. 51 00:03:22,915 --> 00:03:24,837 Get out of the way. 52 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:30,090 Are you not coming in? I am going to hang back a while, okay? 53 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:32,671 Uh, you're going to be late for first period. 54 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,140 Yeah. I will pick you up after seventh. 55 00:03:36,198 --> 00:03:38,893 This is my school. 56 00:03:38,893 --> 00:03:40,812 I guess. 57 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:44,892 Okay. 58 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:50,196 Hey, you. Hey, guy. Vote for Steve for senior class president. 59 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,610 Vote for Steve. Yeah, I got it. 60 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:54,034 This is where I eat lunch. 61 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,745 Out here on the bleachers. 62 00:03:56,745 --> 00:04:00,120 ...Four, five, six, seven, eight. And one... 63 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,951 Because I don't want to see anybody pull up. That's right. 64 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:06,709 Way to your left. There you go, Jack. That's right. Okay. 65 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:09,337 A cohesive unit today. 66 00:04:09,337 --> 00:04:13,258 ...O-R-Y. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y. 67 00:04:13,258 --> 00:04:16,385 I don't want to see any crap out there. All right? 68 00:04:16,385 --> 00:04:18,058 ...T-O-R-Y. 69 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,519 - Whoo. - Good job. All right. 70 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:21,269 Hi. 71 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,564 Hey. 72 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:28,018 Could you not videotape us, please? It's really creepy. 73 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,603 Uh, no. I wasn't. 74 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,073 Hi. This is the hallway where my locker is. 75 00:04:34,548 --> 00:04:35,697 What is this? 76 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:37,403 What's up, Detmer? 77 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,905 Wow, you should be on television. Man, you're on a film, man. 78 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,205 Pretty on camera. 79 00:04:41,205 --> 00:04:43,917 Smile, man. You look pretty. You going to cry? You going to cry? 80 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:45,786 Sean, come on. Give it back. 81 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,793 Huh? You want your camera? Piece of shit from, like, 2004? 82 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:51,216 Here you go. Here she is. In one piece. 83 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,132 - Oh. - Oh, guys. 84 00:04:54,132 --> 00:04:55,339 Almost. 85 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,095 Assholes. Come on. 86 00:04:59,095 --> 00:05:01,685 All right. You ready to bounce? Yeah. 87 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,685 There's a party tonight. 88 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,933 Okay. 89 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,737 Haven Hills. 90 00:05:11,737 --> 00:05:14,031 Wait. I thought Haven Hills was closed. 91 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:16,073 It's abandoned, yeah. What, you don't want to go? 92 00:05:16,073 --> 00:05:16,823 No. 93 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,538 When was the last time you went to a party? I don't go to parties. 94 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,499 You're a senior. You are a senior. I don't go to parties. 95 00:05:24,499 --> 00:05:26,493 Just come. I will think about it, okay? 96 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,828 Okay. 97 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,381 But when we go tonight, Andrew, can I give you, like, a pro tip? 98 00:05:31,381 --> 00:05:32,628 What? 99 00:05:32,628 --> 00:05:34,960 Maybe leave your camera at home. 100 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,134 Why? Because it's a little weird. 101 00:05:38,134 --> 00:05:39,681 It serves a purpose. 102 00:05:39,681 --> 00:05:43,135 I am... I am just trying to be a good cousin here, okay? 103 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,346 This is me being your friend and telling you... 104 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:49,149 you should probably not take the camera to a party. 105 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,186 Okay. 106 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,488 This is my street. 107 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,530 And those are the official douche bags of my street. 108 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,403 What the hell's that? Oh, great. 109 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,614 Hey. What you doing? Andrew. 110 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,866 No, I wasn't... Don't film me, Detmer. Don't film me. 111 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,496 Run to your house, bitch. 112 00:06:07,496 --> 00:06:09,920 This is where I eat lunch. 113 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,789 Out here on the bleachers. 114 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,645 What do you want? 115 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,651 When I say open that door, you open the door. You got it? 116 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,570 Finish your goddamn homework. 117 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,810 Matt, are you sure it's here? Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay? 118 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,063 Oh, here it is. 119 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:16,812 Oh, yeah. 120 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,488 Wow. Look. A rave. 121 00:07:18,488 --> 00:07:20,531 Oh, wow. Look. A nerd with a camera. 122 00:07:20,531 --> 00:07:23,198 What? Just don't follow me around all night, okay? 123 00:07:23,198 --> 00:07:25,946 What do you mean? I thought... I thought you wanted me to come with you. 124 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,624 I did. I did. But just go and do your own thing for once, okay? 125 00:07:29,624 --> 00:07:32,585 Just... have a beer, talk to people. 126 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,334 I don't drink. 127 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,271 Hey. Hey. 128 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,825 Hey. 129 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,118 Excuse me. Hey. What are you filming for? 130 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:09,573 Oh, I don't... Um... 131 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,371 - Uh... - What? 132 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:14,043 - I can't hear you. - I am just filming. 133 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:17,023 Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I am filming for my blog. 134 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,670 You should check it out. It's actually... Andrew. Andrew. 135 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,839 - Oh, hey. Hey, Casey. - Hey. 136 00:08:21,839 --> 00:08:24,429 - How you doing? - I am good. I am good. 137 00:08:24,429 --> 00:08:27,178 This is pretty lame, right? 138 00:08:27,178 --> 00:08:29,225 Why is it lame? 139 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,974 You know, Jung said parties are just... 140 00:08:31,974 --> 00:08:34,806 people's way of seeking widespread validation. 141 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,939 I am not one to clamor to be cool, you know. 142 00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:45,322 Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology spin on this barn party, Matt. 143 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,370 That's awesome. 144 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:50,288 Awesome. 145 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,200 - You're awesome. - Hey, Matt. 146 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,753 Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks? 147 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,764 You filming my girlfriend? 148 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,934 Yes or no? 149 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:17,102 No, I... I am not filming anything. 150 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:18,150 - I am just filming the party. - Okay. 151 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,727 I should break your bitch-ass nose. You know that? 152 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,778 - No, I wasn't... - Don't talk back to me. 153 00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:24,777 - Bitch. - Okay. 154 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:41,837 Andrew? 155 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,918 Andrew. 156 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,587 Andrew. 157 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,423 With the camera. 158 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,676 - Can we... Can we use that thing? - What? 159 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,603 We found the craziest shit, and we got to get it on tape. 160 00:09:55,603 --> 00:09:58,564 - Uh, it's not... - What's up, man? 161 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:01,525 - You okay? - Yeah. I am... I am Andrew. 162 00:10:01,525 --> 00:10:03,274 Okay. I am Steve. 163 00:10:03,274 --> 00:10:05,647 - Steve Montgomery. - Yeah, I know. 164 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,902 Really? 165 00:10:06,902 --> 00:10:09,780 Matt and I were just hanging out, 166 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:12,453 and we found this cool little... 167 00:10:12,453 --> 00:10:15,073 this thing. Wait. You're with Matt? 168 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,701 - You might want to get it on tape. - No, I just... I don't really. 169 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,663 Dude, just come on. Just come get it on tape. It will be cool. 170 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,915 - I don't know. - Trust me. 171 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:24,791 - All right. - Yeah, man. 172 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,002 You know there are, like, tons of girls around here, right? 173 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,964 And you're all by yourself next to a tree? 174 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:31,673 I am just really picky. 175 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,787 - Listen. I really don't think... - Is there a light on that thing? 176 00:10:33,787 --> 00:10:35,177 Like, on the camera? 177 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,058 Uh, yeah. Here. 178 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,849 What were you guys doing out here? 179 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:45,275 A bunch of people were out here because we were, like, obsessed with the thing. 180 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:46,980 What thing? 181 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,986 You will see. 182 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:51,944 Oh, that's... that's right. Andrew Detmer. 183 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,028 I remember you from homeroom, freshman year. 184 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,285 You always had that gray zip-up hoodie. 185 00:10:56,285 --> 00:10:59,117 - Garetty. - You remember that? 186 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:03,797 Yeah, I got a... I got a thing for faces, which is why I am going into politics. 187 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,341 Ironically enough, because I am so ridiculously hi... 188 00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:08,255 - Down here. - Ah, there we go. 189 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:09,969 - Garetty, what's up? I see you. - Matt. 190 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,090 - You see me? - Yeah, where did everybody go? 191 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,642 They left. They left. Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 192 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,344 - Do you see that? - Guys, what is that? 193 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,562 - Do you see it? Is that the camera? - Yeah, I got him. 194 00:11:19,562 --> 00:11:22,311 Do you guys know how to get back from here? Is it still making that sound? 195 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:24,651 - Yes. Did you tell Andrew? - Andrew, it's making that sound, dude. 196 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,979 Dude, come and listen to this. Listen to this. 197 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,274 No, no, no, no. You got to get in. Okay, okay. 198 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:33,823 You got to get close, like literally almost in the hole. Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me. 199 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:37,413 Check this shit out. We're not going to push you in. We're just trying to get it on camera. 200 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,415 - Listen. Can you hear that? - Shh, shh. 201 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,255 What... 202 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,495 I think we got it. 203 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,296 Wait. How creepy is that? 204 00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:46,588 Is this sound coming up? 205 00:11:46,588 --> 00:11:48,963 I don't know. I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right? 206 00:11:48,963 --> 00:11:51,085 - Hello. - All right, dude. We're going inside. 207 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,046 - I am going back. Come on, you guys. - I got to know. 208 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,008 Matt, seriously, we... Hey, wait, wait. Steve. 209 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,099 Steve. 210 00:11:57,099 --> 00:11:58,927 Oh, shit. He's a ninja. 211 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,512 Matt. 212 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,814 Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt. What are you doing? 213 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,900 Are you serious? 214 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,612 - Andrew, can you give me some light? - Matt, don't be an idiot. 215 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,607 Whoop. Whoop. 216 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,909 Matt. Matt, you're my ride home. 217 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,680 Hello? 218 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:19,905 Oh. 219 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,831 Smells terrible. You guys. 220 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,543 Matt. 221 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:34,723 Hello? 222 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,653 Andrew's such a pussy. 223 00:12:39,653 --> 00:12:41,766 All right. Does it go down much deeper, or what? 224 00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:44,480 - Yeah, man. It goes really, really far. - Andrew, bring the light. 225 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,059 Look at the walls. It's like a straight shot down. 226 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,565 Probably already come like 40 or 50 feet. 227 00:12:50,565 --> 00:12:53,068 Yeah, just don't talk about it, okay? 228 00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:57,118 You ever... You ever heard of Plato's Allegory of the Cave? 229 00:12:57,118 --> 00:13:00,242 I don't know, Matt. Let's just get this over with. 230 00:13:00,242 --> 00:13:01,447 Oh, shit. 231 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,704 Holy shit. 232 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,161 The hell is that? 233 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,415 Matt, I am not kidding. I can't breathe. 234 00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,841 - Come on. - Andrew, look at this. 235 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,294 What... 236 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,505 Can you believe this? 237 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,260 Matt. 238 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,220 What am I looking at? 239 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,356 - Ah, shit. - I am freaking out right now. 240 00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:30,402 Matt. Can we get out of here, please? 241 00:13:30,402 --> 00:13:32,478 Is it showing up on the camera like that? 242 00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:34,070 I don't know, man. It's messing with it. I don't really want to film... 243 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,732 I don't know, man. It's messing with it. I don't really want to film... 244 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,783 Dude, I will buy you a new one. 245 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,325 Touch one. 246 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,910 Matt. 247 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,038 - Matt, look at this. - What? 248 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,131 Look at this. 249 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,089 Dude, what is... 250 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,175 Dude, no way. 251 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,699 - It's changing colors. - Oh, my God. 252 00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:03,267 Must be reacting to heat. 253 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:05,766 - I can't hear you over that... - This is awesome. 254 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,472 Oh. Dude, your nose. 255 00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:09,023 Steve, Steve. 256 00:14:10,698 --> 00:14:11,146 Steve. 257 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:11,866 Steve. 258 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,992 Matt, dude, put your phone down. Turn it off. 259 00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:26,286 - Okay, okay, okay. - Steve, you too. 260 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:28,284 - All right. - We have to document this. 261 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,912 - Okay. Are you guys ready? - Yeah. I am ready. 262 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,756 All right. Here we go. Okay, Steve... What? 263 00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,299 Can you move to your left? 264 00:14:35,299 --> 00:14:38,090 - Here? - Um, yeah. That's good. 265 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,426 And then, Matt, 266 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,683 can you just go right in front of Steve? 267 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,976 Um... 268 00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:48,100 - Here? - Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 269 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,852 This is the ball test. 270 00:14:49,852 --> 00:14:51,645 - You ready? - Yep. 271 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,602 Oh. 272 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,233 What the shit, Steve? 273 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,661 Get off. Get off. What are you doing? Underhand. 274 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,530 I tried, man. I tried. 275 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,700 - Let's do it. Let's do it. - All right. 276 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,543 - All right. Wait, wait. - We good? 277 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,458 - We said underhand, right? - Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah. 278 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,754 Okay. 279 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,505 Underneath. I am on you. You're not going to get me this time. 280 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:19,878 - You ready? - Yeah. 281 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,346 I am on it. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. 282 00:15:22,346 --> 00:15:24,220 Let's go. 283 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:24,970 Oh. 284 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,062 Yeah. The crowd goes wild. 285 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,226 - Yeah, I am ready. - All right. Matt, beam him. Beam him. 286 00:15:31,226 --> 00:15:33,315 - I am... I am going to. - Beam him. 287 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,856 Oh. 288 00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:37,900 - Oh. - No way. Shit. 289 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:39,697 Wait, wait, wait. That's great. 290 00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:41,487 - He did it. - I did it. I did it. 291 00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:43,280 - That is crazy. - Oh, my God. 292 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,903 - Look at it. - Oh, my God. 293 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,829 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. 294 00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,702 Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're bleeding. You're bleeding. 295 00:15:48,702 --> 00:15:50,829 Oh, man, shit. Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue. 296 00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:53,794 You did it. Yes. 297 00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:56,380 - Oh. All right. Pop-up. Ready? - Yeah. 298 00:15:59,658 --> 00:15:59,926 Yes. 299 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,261 - Put on the music. - Oh, yeah. 300 00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:04,261 Yes. 301 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,175 Yes. 302 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,646 Matt, you have... you have to pretend like you're squeezing them together with your hands. 303 00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:19,446 That's what I am doing. Look. That's what I am doing. 304 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,780 I can't do it, dude. I give up. 305 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,828 You do it. You're better at this than I am. 306 00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:29,622 Oh, really? Am I? Really? 307 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,449 Just do it. 308 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,793 Oh. 309 00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:39,962 Sick. 310 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,591 Dude, I hate you. That's... 311 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,593 I am impressed, man. I am impressed. That's amazing. 312 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,140 That was awesome, dude. 313 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,930 - Oh, no. - Come on, dude. 314 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,769 - That is not cool. - What? 315 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,479 - That is not cool. - My Legos. 316 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,566 You have been hanging out with those two guys for the last three weeks. 317 00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:59,144 - Three weeks. - I am not stupid. 318 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,821 I think you're hiding something from me. You better call me back. 319 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,523 - Wow. - I love you. 320 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,984 I am going to get a brick through my window. I am legitimately scared. 321 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,365 I have an election coming up, and I don't have time for this. 322 00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:11,163 Dude, why are you asking us for advice on girls? 323 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,912 Because we're his mistress. 324 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,625 So, what, you think it's, like, radiation or something? 325 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,998 - Radiation from what? - Dude, it's the government. 326 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,799 What? Matt, what are you talking about? 327 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:24,627 I am feeling pretty spelunked out actually. 328 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,257 Andrew, relax. 329 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,513 That's so weird. It looks completely different during the day. 330 00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:34,638 Look. I don't care, okay? I am not going in the hole again. 331 00:17:37,105 --> 00:17:37,807 Asshole. 332 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978 It's like sunk in or something. 333 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:45,824 - There goes your old camera, dude. - Oh, shit. 334 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,493 That's weird. I can still feel it down there. 335 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,247 I can't believe we made it out of there. 336 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:56,542 Well, I mean, that answers that, right? 337 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,833 Um, what does? We still don't know what happened. 338 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,422 - No - Well, we're still alive. 339 00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,633 - I mean, I was definitely... - Hey. 340 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,113 You kids can't be here, okay? You got to move on out. 341 00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:06,878 What? 342 00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,303 The ground's unstable. We're taping the whole place off. 343 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,934 Okay. We're going. 344 00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,603 Vote for Steve. 345 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:19,566 New camera's working out for you. That's good. Yeah, it's pretty cool, right? 346 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,109 Yeah, smaller. Does that shoot on tape? 347 00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:25,027 No, it just... It, like, records right onto the camera. 348 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,741 No, I just want to record all the stuff that we can do, you know. 349 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,444 Yeah, but it's like all the time. 350 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,621 You don't feel like it's a little weird, 351 00:18:33,621 --> 00:18:36,700 like it puts a barrier between you and everything else? 352 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,752 Uh, I don't know. 353 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,747 Maybe I want a barrier. 354 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:47,093 So, like, what's up with your dad? What's his story? What does he do? 355 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,217 Um, my dad's a firefighter. 356 00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:52,528 Okay. That's cool. Oh, man, that must have been awesome... 357 00:18:52,528 --> 00:18:54,718 Yeah, well, he was, I guess. 358 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,183 What happened? Uh, I don't know. He didn't die or anything. 359 00:18:58,183 --> 00:19:01,641 He just... He got injured on the job, and now he, um... 360 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,560 he collects the insurance, you know. 361 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,022 Um, so he doesn't really do anything. 362 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:11,743 He just... He, um... He will go out during the day, but I don't know where he goes. 363 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,080 Uh, he drinks a lot. 364 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,991 I know that much. 365 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,579 I have actually been having some problems with my parents too. 366 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,164 Oh, yeah? 367 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,123 Yeah. I mean, they're nothing like yours. 368 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:31,213 I mean, not like that... I just... Never mind. 369 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,518 They just been fighting a lot lately. 370 00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:41,143 And I think my mom is actually cheating on my dad. 371 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,900 Can you not say anything about that? 372 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:51,194 - Yeah. No way. - Thanks. 373 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:58,665 Yes. Karen Detmer. D-E-T-M-E-R. 374 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,205 Yes. Thank you. 375 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,963 She's in pain. 376 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,712 She needs something stronger. 377 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,882 Her breathing's worse. 378 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,477 Sir, she's suffering. 379 00:20:20,477 --> 00:20:22,476 Please help me. 380 00:20:22,476 --> 00:20:26,105 I am on disability. I can't afford $700. 381 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:32,740 Please, don't put me on hold. She can't breathe, okay? I don't know what to do any more. 382 00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:39,070 Is it on? 383 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,616 Yeah. Yeah. You got it. 384 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,701 I want to remember you like this. 385 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,707 Oh, Mom. 386 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,002 You're stronger than this. 387 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,922 Can you say that for me? 388 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,507 Please? 389 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,772 I am stronger than this. 390 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,979 Oh, nice. 391 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,441 All right. Here. Watch this. 392 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,444 - Weak. - Hey, Matt. 393 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,164 Yeah? 394 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,867 Do you like me? 395 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,247 Um, yeah, of course. 396 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,708 I mean, you know, I didn't... 397 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,044 - I mean, you know, I didn't always. - What do you mean? 398 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,255 I don't know. Like, you haven't... 399 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,597 You haven't always been super easy to talk to, you know. 400 00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:44,224 I mean, I am not saying that you're not now. I am just... 401 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,806 You're such an asshole. 402 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,438 That's what I am talking about, dude. You're hostile, see? 403 00:21:54,321 --> 00:21:55,023 Better. 404 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,903 - Hey, Matt. - Yeah? 405 00:21:56,903 --> 00:21:58,905 Do you ever think about, like, 406 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,489 doing more with it? 407 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,323 What, with this? 408 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,158 Not really. 409 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,457 Why? What else is there? 410 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:11,126 - Telekinesis. - Yes. Do tell. 411 00:22:11,126 --> 00:22:14,004 The ability to move, lift, vibrate... 412 00:22:14,783 --> 00:22:16,552 That's my favorite. 413 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,346 Spin, bend, break or impact objects... 414 00:22:19,346 --> 00:22:24,177 through the direct influence of mental power or other nonphysical means.. 415 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,644 - Okay. - Sounds familiar. 416 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,388 - It does sound familiar. - Very familiar. 417 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,599 You want to see direct influence? 418 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,584 Andrew. 419 00:22:35,912 --> 00:22:36,940 She's wearing black today. 420 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,820 - Hi. - That's direct influence. 421 00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:40,693 ...week, in my room. Just listen. 422 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,747 I am just that much stronger. Even last night I got my whole bed off the ground. 423 00:22:44,747 --> 00:22:47,492 No nosebleed. Yeah? I have been lifting weights too. 424 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,374 This is my theory though is that it's like a muscle. 425 00:22:50,374 --> 00:22:54,298 Like, it's elastic. If you stretch it too far, too quick, it will tear. 426 00:22:54,298 --> 00:22:55,048 Ew. 427 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,377 That's why I think we're getting stronger, you know, 428 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:04,049 because we're working it out, getting buff. Buff. 429 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,101 How about this for a workout? 430 00:23:07,544 --> 00:23:09,312 Holy shit. 431 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,899 That was awesome. 432 00:23:12,874 --> 00:23:13,396 Classy. 433 00:23:13,396 --> 00:23:15,944 Mm-hmm. Attractive. 434 00:23:15,944 --> 00:23:18,819 I think it's time we took this out of the backyard. 435 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:23,820 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Right here. This is perfect. 436 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,405 - Really? - This is it. 437 00:23:26,287 --> 00:23:27,615 Matt. Yah. 438 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,666 Let's get this one. 439 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,252 Whoa. Hey. Hello. 440 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,842 - Hey, what... - Andrew. 441 00:23:41,842 --> 00:23:44,049 Help. Somebody grab that. 442 00:23:44,873 --> 00:23:46,426 Whoa. Whoa. Stop. 443 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,937 Okay, I will get the top. I will get the top. Got it. Got it. 444 00:23:50,937 --> 00:23:52,856 - Let's get the legs. - Okay. Wait. 445 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:55,026 I am flying. 446 00:23:55,026 --> 00:23:56,494 She's just looking at it. 447 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,021 What you looking at, girl? Stay in school. 448 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,640 Okay, see the guy chewing the gum? 449 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,117 I am going to get the gum and pull it right out of his mouth. 450 00:24:03,117 --> 00:24:04,865 Okay, I got him. 451 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:09,614 Oh. 452 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,504 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we running? We don't need to run. 453 00:24:15,504 --> 00:24:17,126 - Five... - I don't want to do it. 454 00:24:17,126 --> 00:24:18,674 - Four... - Dude, I don't want to do it. 455 00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:22,011 You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it. Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it. 456 00:24:22,011 --> 00:24:23,929 Just do it. Put your hand on the table. 457 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,094 - Okay. Are you ready? Do it. - Give me a countdown. 458 00:24:26,094 --> 00:24:28,058 - I will. I promi... - Ow. 459 00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:29,635 Oh, snap. 460 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,728 - Like I said... - You got to pay for that now. 461 00:24:31,728 --> 00:24:33,597 - Like I said. See? - Holy crap. 462 00:24:35,524 --> 00:24:35,923 Man. 463 00:24:35,923 --> 00:24:38,523 Just pretend that there's a barrier over your hand, right? And then... 464 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,193 When things are going to hit you, as long as you're ready, 465 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,675 they will not hurt you because of the barrier. 466 00:24:43,675 --> 00:24:44,237 That's so sick. 467 00:24:44,237 --> 00:24:47,612 That's me right there. I need that. Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude. 468 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,163 Give me your hand. 469 00:24:49,163 --> 00:24:54,290 When I was a kid though, I actually.... I actually did want to be a police officer. 470 00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,287 - A cop? No shit? - Yeah. Yeah. 471 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:59,712 You do know that you can't smoke weed when you're a cop, right, Matt? 472 00:24:59,712 --> 00:25:03,044 Oh, no. Really? Uh, I didn't know. 473 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:07,507 Uh, but, no, I... I... I just... I really got into, like, altruism. 474 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:10,138 What does that mean? What does altruism mean, Matt? 475 00:25:10,138 --> 00:25:13,187 It's like wanting to make things better for everyone. 476 00:25:13,187 --> 00:25:16,557 Really? This coming from the man who is always talking about how pointless life is. 477 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:19,359 Yeah, I know, but this is what I have been thinking about lately. 478 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,779 Like, I am looking back, and I just think... 479 00:25:21,779 --> 00:25:25,449 the way I used to think about things was probably a lot better, you know. 480 00:25:25,449 --> 00:25:29,825 So, what, you want to go out and start a charity or something? 481 00:25:29,825 --> 00:25:32,824 - That's lame. - Wait. Why is that lame? 482 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,205 Uh, I don't know. 483 00:25:36,885 --> 00:25:37,537 Douche bag. 484 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,498 I am not good at everything. I just do my best at everything. 485 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,209 All right? That's what it's about. 486 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,465 I mean, you talk about philosophy and shit all the time, 487 00:25:45,465 --> 00:25:48,138 but what has he really done, hmm? 488 00:25:48,138 --> 00:25:50,716 Have you even applied to colleges yet? 489 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,676 No, but I am getting... I am getting to it. 490 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,054 Yeah, well, you should get to it. I am just saying. I am. 491 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,730 You could use some of that. 492 00:25:56,730 --> 00:25:59,399 You could use some Shut the hell up. How about that? 493 00:25:59,399 --> 00:26:02,520 You just lack initiative. It's not that big... Oh, yeah? You lack a dick. 494 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,735 Boys, please tell us what's going on here. 495 00:26:05,735 --> 00:26:10,035 Uh, well, it would seem that a Virgin Mary has appeared... 496 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,738 in the syrup of a local man's pancake. 497 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,789 No, it has not. 498 00:26:14,789 --> 00:26:17,334 Uh, well, it will in a second, okay? Just hold on. 499 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,751 Oh, that is definitely some supernatural shit going on here. 500 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,260 Um, excuse me. Can you come here real quick? 501 00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:29,839 Um, can you just look at that? 502 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,512 Ay, Dios mio. 503 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,975 Grounder. Too much pressure. 504 00:26:36,975 --> 00:26:38,556 Andrew. 505 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,018 Oh, dude. Come on. Leave her alone. 506 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,610 Oh, seriously? 507 00:26:47,488 --> 00:26:48,361 Dude. 508 00:26:48,361 --> 00:26:50,033 Oh, come on. That is so messed up. 509 00:26:50,033 --> 00:26:51,652 - She's going to get fired. - I didn't know... 510 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,158 That is disgusting. But do you guys share cups on the team? 511 00:26:54,158 --> 00:26:56,407 No, we don't share cups, man. 512 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,242 You see that car though? 513 00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,998 - The red one. - Yeah. 514 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,000 All right. The gum was cool. 515 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,710 All right. You tried. It was a failed attempt though. 516 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,542 Watch this. 517 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:10,545 What are you doing? Watch. 518 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,389 Go, go, go. 519 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,769 What? 520 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,768 No way. 521 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,064 Holy shit. 522 00:27:24,064 --> 00:27:26,066 Dude. Holy crap. 523 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,525 What? What? 524 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,368 - That's what I am talking about. - Did anybody see? 525 00:27:33,368 --> 00:27:35,286 Steve Montgomery for president. 526 00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:38,658 - I am having, like, a face period. - Oh, man. 527 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:40,037 Pause. 528 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,833 You guys. You guys, here she comes. 529 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,289 - Here she comes. - Oh... 530 00:27:46,114 --> 00:27:48,133 Don't look. Don't look, don't look. 531 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,755 Steve, don't look. 532 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:53,055 She can't find... She thinks it's stolen. 533 00:27:53,055 --> 00:27:56,676 She has no idea. Yes, it was the black guy this time. 534 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,060 I could have sworn I parked it right here. Where is my car? 535 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:03,641 Ignore us. 536 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,943 We're just... Mormons. 537 00:28:05,943 --> 00:28:08,903 What does that mean? 538 00:28:08,903 --> 00:28:12,116 What does that mean? 539 00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:14,444 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 540 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:16,904 Garetty's... Garetty's having a giggle fit. 541 00:28:18,512 --> 00:28:20,958 That was so... It was amazing. 542 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:23,286 I know. Just take it easy with the merchandise. 543 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:26,042 How did nobody see that? It was out in the open. 544 00:28:26,042 --> 00:28:29,167 Her face. I cannot get her face out of my mind. 545 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:30,671 That was awesome. 546 00:28:30,671 --> 00:28:32,048 Who is this? 547 00:28:32,048 --> 00:28:33,674 So many ideas of stuff that we can do. 548 00:28:33,674 --> 00:28:36,093 - Go around. - That's just some redneck asshole. 549 00:28:36,093 --> 00:28:37,817 - Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. - Go around. 550 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,219 Take the camera. Take the camera. 551 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,679 All right. Just make sure it's zoomed out all the way. 552 00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:43,931 - Got you. I can see you. - Okay, buddy. 553 00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:45,857 What you going to do? 554 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:48,152 What the hell is this guy's problem? 555 00:28:48,152 --> 00:28:49,979 What are you doing? 556 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,905 Abracadabra. 557 00:28:51,905 --> 00:28:54,074 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Andrew, shit. 558 00:28:54,074 --> 00:28:56,823 What the hell did you just do? Matt, stop the car. Stop. Stop. 559 00:28:56,823 --> 00:28:59,618 Are you crazy? Pull down the road. We got to go down there right now. 560 00:28:59,618 --> 00:29:01,073 Guys, I am sorry. 561 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,534 What did you do? Why did you do that? 562 00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:05,415 I didn't mean to. I didn't.... 563 00:29:05,415 --> 00:29:07,667 Shit. What the hell is wrong with you? Look at this. 564 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:09,790 Will you just calm down. The guy's probably still in there. 565 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,625 I am sorry, okay? 566 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,921 - Andrew, stop, stop. - But I can... I can help. 567 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,256 - I can get him out. - Stop doing things. 568 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,717 Steve. Steve. 569 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,814 Steve, be careful. 570 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,899 Shit. Shit. 571 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:31,483 Oh, my God, Andrew. Are you kidding me? 572 00:29:33,661 --> 00:29:33,939 Steve. 573 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,901 Oh, God. Oh, God. 574 00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,986 Goddamn it. 575 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,616 Steve. 576 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,325 Andrew. Oh... 577 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,535 Shit. 578 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,255 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 579 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,921 Oh, Matt, he's got him. He's got him. He's got... 580 00:29:53,921 --> 00:29:55,594 Help me. 581 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,977 I will get in back of him. 582 00:30:03,977 --> 00:30:05,975 Get him up. 583 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,614 Hang on. Steve, stay with him. I am going to go get some help. 584 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:16,948 - Are you calling the cops? - Yeah, yeah. 585 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,159 - Will you stop? I can't hear them. - Will you hang up the phone? 586 00:30:19,159 --> 00:30:21,025 Yeah. It's just down past, uh, White Crescent Bridge. 587 00:30:21,025 --> 00:30:21,574 Matt, he's fine. 588 00:30:21,574 --> 00:30:23,368 - Matt, he's fine. - Yeah. Yeah. 589 00:30:23,368 --> 00:30:25,081 - Fine, Matt. - Stop. Stop. I can't hear... 590 00:30:26,757 --> 00:30:27,251 Hey. 591 00:30:27,567 --> 00:30:30,041 Hey. Hey. Over here. 592 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:33,262 ...Peeled off the road and went straight through the guardrail. 593 00:30:33,262 --> 00:30:33,962 Hey, is that on? 594 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:34,929 ...This is a game or something? 595 00:30:34,929 --> 00:30:37,177 I don't understand how you guys can be so angry. 596 00:30:37,177 --> 00:30:38,720 You don't understand how we can be angry? 597 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,674 Andrew, you... you put somebody in the hospital tonight, okay? 598 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,179 Do you understand that? 599 00:30:43,179 --> 00:30:46,057 Andrew, look at me. You put a guy in the hospital. 600 00:30:46,057 --> 00:30:49,060 How do you feel about that? You hurt somebody. 601 00:30:50,865 --> 00:30:52,688 - Shit. - We need rules, okay? 602 00:30:52,688 --> 00:30:55,021 Rule number one: No using it on living things. 603 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,198 Rule number two: You can't use it when you're angry. That's it. 604 00:30:58,198 --> 00:31:00,153 Rule number three: I don't think we should be 605 00:31:00,153 --> 00:31:02,070 using it in public or telling anybody about it. 606 00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:04,913 Look, you can't just declare rules, okay? I will declare rules... 607 00:31:04,913 --> 00:31:07,624 You're the one that said that nothing matters. I will declare rules. 608 00:31:07,624 --> 00:31:10,669 If we're going to keep going, and we're getting stronger, we need rules. 609 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,246 We need rules, right? 610 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,249 Matt's right. We need rules. 611 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,894 Andrew. Answer the goddamn phone. 612 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:35,898 Andrew. 613 00:31:35,898 --> 00:31:37,854 Matt, what did he say? 614 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:43,990 Are you still mad at me? 615 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:46,364 - No, I am not mad. - Well, you seem mad. 616 00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:48,119 I am not mad. I just... 617 00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:51,498 I just think that we need to be more careful now, you know? We can't... 618 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:57,591 We have to think a little bit more. We can't just do things. We have to think first, okay? 619 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,091 - I understand. - Okay. 620 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,523 Why is Steve out in the boonies? 621 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,508 Where are we? 622 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,592 Steve? 623 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,137 His car's right there. 624 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:11,813 Yeah. Steve, where you at? 625 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,692 Steve. 626 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,771 Look up. 627 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,735 Hello, boys. 628 00:32:20,735 --> 00:32:21,407 What? 629 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,280 - What is up? - No. No. 630 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,327 Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait. Check me out. Hear me out. 631 00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:28,072 - You're flying. - Holy shit. 632 00:32:28,072 --> 00:32:31,291 Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out. Hear me out. No way. No way. 633 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:32,492 What are you doing? 634 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:36,581 It's much easier than it looks. I swear. It's much easier than it looks. 635 00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:38,085 Oh, my God, dude. 636 00:32:38,085 --> 00:32:39,219 Make sure you catch yourself. 637 00:32:39,219 --> 00:32:41,460 Don't try and jump, or you will just flip yourself. I got it. I got it. 638 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,132 - Come on, Matt. Come on. - All right. 639 00:32:43,132 --> 00:32:45,597 Oh, shit. 640 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,299 Oh, man. 641 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,926 - Eating dirt, man. - Why don't you get behind me? 642 00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,144 - You were in my way. - What do you mean? 643 00:32:51,144 --> 00:32:53,768 Think Harrier jet. Think Harrier jet. 644 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,692 Oh, man. 645 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,978 - Goddamn it. - Are you okay? 646 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,525 - I am watching. - Just let me concentrate. 647 00:33:01,525 --> 00:33:03,740 - Focus. Focus. - Okay. Hold on. 648 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,660 Is that your focus face? 649 00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:08,237 Oh, my God, dude. 650 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,951 - Whoo. - Bullshit. 651 00:33:10,951 --> 00:33:13,291 - I am up. I am up. - Are you kidding me? 652 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,160 - Holy crap. - Hold it. Hold it. 653 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,255 - Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it. - Holy crap, dude. 654 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,501 - Yeah. - That's it, man. You're doing it. 655 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,631 Whoo-hoo. 656 00:33:23,631 --> 00:33:26,847 Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't fart. We will never find you again. 657 00:33:26,847 --> 00:33:28,799 Steve, stop me. Stop me, stop me. 658 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:30,426 - Oh, my God. - Whoa, whoa. 659 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:32,928 - You are flying now. - You guys look so cute together. 660 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:36,933 I am coming up. I am bringing the camera, okay? 661 00:33:36,933 --> 00:33:38,684 All right. 662 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,854 All right. How do we get down? 663 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,825 - Whoo-hoo. - Yeah. 664 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,372 Andrew. It's freezing up here. 665 00:33:52,372 --> 00:33:55,246 I can't hear you. 666 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:57,873 Activate hyperdrive. 667 00:33:57,873 --> 00:33:59,500 Whoo. 668 00:34:02,821 --> 00:34:04,422 Where the hell are we? 669 00:34:04,422 --> 00:34:07,046 - Catch up. Let's go. - What? 670 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:12,496 - Whoo. - This is insane..... 671 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,181 Whoo-hoo. 672 00:34:14,181 --> 00:34:16,104 - Dude. - All right, Andrew. 673 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:19,815 Whoo. 674 00:34:19,815 --> 00:34:21,981 - Tag, you're it. - Watch out. 675 00:34:21,981 --> 00:34:24,939 - Pump the brakes. - Whoa. Aah. 676 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:29,242 Hey, Matt. You're finally good at something. 677 00:34:29,242 --> 00:34:31,991 It's so easy. Yeah. 678 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,365 - Aah. - Yeah. 679 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,750 Whoo. 680 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,501 Got it. 681 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:47,128 Tebow time, baby. 682 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:48,837 Yeah. 683 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,799 - Oh. - Nice hands, Steve. 684 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,517 - Touchdown. - Throw it back to Daddy. 685 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:59,773 Oh, dude. Nice catch, man. Yes. 686 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,274 - Steve. Go deep. - Hey, Matt. 687 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,198 Do you hear that? 688 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,237 What is that? 689 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,528 Whoa. Steve. 690 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:51,699 Oh, shit. Almost died, dude. Holy shit. Holy shit. 691 00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:53,573 Almost died, man. Almost... 692 00:35:53,573 --> 00:35:55,780 Andrew, you saved my life. 693 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:57,335 Oh, my God. You saved my life. 694 00:35:57,335 --> 00:35:59,833 Oh, God, you saved my life. 695 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,411 Oh, my God. 696 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:04,371 - Okay. - Holy shit. 697 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,003 Is that the camera? You saved me and the camera? 698 00:36:07,003 --> 00:36:09,050 Please tell me you got that on tape. You have to... 699 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,005 Ah, shit. 700 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,090 - What the hell... - We're alive. 701 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,718 - What do you mean? The hell happened? - You didn't see what happened? 702 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:21,851 Oh, shit. Andrew. Andrew. You're a genius. 703 00:36:21,851 --> 00:36:23,853 We got to see this. Holy... 704 00:36:23,853 --> 00:36:25,980 All right. Oh. Holy shit. 705 00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:29,734 Wait. Oh, God. We're on the ground. Yes. 706 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,778 We have broken history. 707 00:36:32,778 --> 00:36:34,825 I mean, I am talking about since the caveman times. 708 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,620 Uh, the Egyptians, the Wright brothers. 709 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:40,119 Come here, Matt. Come here. Get in here. Get in. 710 00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:41,450 Say it. I can fly. 711 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,417 - I can fly. - I can fly. 712 00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:44,878 - Oh, come on. - Say it with your chest. 713 00:36:44,878 --> 00:36:46,462 - I can fly. - Say it, Matt. 714 00:36:46,462 --> 00:36:48,798 - Shout it out. - I can fly. 715 00:36:48,798 --> 00:36:50,716 I can fly. I can fly. 716 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,885 I tried to save you, man. Andrew was just quicker. 717 00:36:52,885 --> 00:36:54,087 How does that go again? 718 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,138 We almost died. 719 00:36:56,138 --> 00:36:58,717 - Oh, please. - Gestures... 720 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,802 How does she not notice though? 721 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,762 Come on. Let's be serious, guys. 722 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,440 She definitely noticed that it's gotten better. 723 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,355 - You just got to be, you know... - Yeah? 724 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:08,902 You just got to be subtle. 725 00:37:09,677 --> 00:37:11,105 That is so cool. 726 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,991 Dude. And I haven't had sex since summer. 727 00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:17,910 I haven't had sex since ever. 728 00:37:17,910 --> 00:37:19,363 - Really? - Really? 729 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:21,956 - That is completely unacceptable. - Well... 730 00:37:21,956 --> 00:37:25,035 How are you guys so cool? How are you guys so cool, man? 731 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,709 Liquid nitrogen. 732 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,604 Hey, guys? 733 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:51,478 Guys? You guys up? 734 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,314 Yeah. 735 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:59,366 Hey, uh... Today was like... 736 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:05,746 It was like, I think, the best day of my life. 737 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,211 Like, I mean... 738 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,542 I am thinking about it, and I can't think of any day... 739 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,720 that I liked better than today, you know? 740 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:22,510 I really... I think it was. 741 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:28,974 Yeah. 742 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,188 Unanimous. 743 00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,522 Yes. 744 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,074 Okay. Good. 745 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,112 Okay, check this out. Say what you want, 746 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:44,072 but I am thinking about booking it to Maui for the weekend. 747 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,494 - What's up with that? - Seriously? 748 00:38:45,494 --> 00:38:48,167 Well, we could do it. I mean, I was thinking the same thing, 749 00:38:48,167 --> 00:38:50,291 except I have always wanted to go to Tibet. 750 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,414 - Why Tibet? - Tibet? 751 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,999 Yeah. I don't know. 752 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,834 It seems really beautiful, you know, with all the... 753 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,384 Will you shut up? Shut... 754 00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:03,554 The monuments and mountains, you know? Mm-hmm. 755 00:39:03,554 --> 00:39:08,181 I don't know. And the monks have achieved such a high level of enlightenment... 756 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,982 that they can, like, float and shit, you know? 757 00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:14,694 So we would fit right in. We could really mess with their heads as well. 758 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:18,778 Yeah, but, like, seriously, I think we should go. 759 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:25,038 It would be really cool. Peaceful. 760 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:28,538 No, I think it's a really good idea. I actually would like to go. 761 00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:30,459 I am down. You down, Steve? 762 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,330 What... I... I don't know, man. 763 00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:36,587 There's no bikinis in Tibet. So I don't know if I am down with that. 764 00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:40,178 It was brilliant. Oh, it was so amazing. She might have lost her job. 765 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:43,427 Oh, shit, dude. I got my mom's birthday. I got to go. 766 00:39:43,427 --> 00:39:46,301 - It's Aunt Deb's birthday today? - Yeah. I got to go. I got to go. 767 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,558 - Tell her I said hi. - Later, Matt. 768 00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:52,265 All right, what do you want to do now? Where do you want to go? 769 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,771 I don't know. I mean, I don't want to go home. 770 00:39:54,771 --> 00:39:56,353 Oh, do you want to go into the city? 771 00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:58,654 Nah, it's rush hour, bro. It's going to be so much traffic. 772 00:39:58,654 --> 00:40:00,232 So what? 773 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:03,288 Oh, yeah. That's right. Duh. Let's go. 774 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,408 Oh, hey. Sorry, I just... 775 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,158 Hi. 776 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,458 Do you mind if I film you? 777 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:17,962 Uh, a little bit. I don't really like being on camera actually. 778 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,845 Well, maybe it's, like, exposure therapy. 779 00:40:21,845 --> 00:40:24,548 Yeah. No, I just came by to give you something actually. 780 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,304 - You did? - Yeah. 781 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:29,768 What? 782 00:40:29,768 --> 00:40:31,596 I was watching your, um... 783 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,270 your... your... you know, your blog? 784 00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:37,899 There's a drought in the Central African Republic, right? 785 00:40:37,899 --> 00:40:41,114 Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too, 786 00:40:41,114 --> 00:40:42,691 so I thought why not? 787 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,576 - Totally. - Yeah. 788 00:40:46,093 --> 00:40:50,574 Yeah, I can tell that you're really global and big picture, 789 00:40:50,574 --> 00:40:53,292 - concerned about that kind of stuff. - Yeah. 790 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,793 You know, Matt, you can just mail this yourself. 791 00:40:57,793 --> 00:40:59,340 I am not your mom. 792 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,129 Okay. I mean, I just... 793 00:41:01,129 --> 00:41:04,053 What is this? Is this, like, the new you? 794 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,553 You got too smart to have fun in eighth grade. So now what? 795 00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:08,633 No. 796 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,184 Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey. 797 00:41:10,184 --> 00:41:13,763 Listen, listen. Can I just talk to you for a second? 798 00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,811 - Can I just tell you something? - Mm-hmm. 799 00:41:15,811 --> 00:41:18,643 I just... I... I... 800 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,479 I just want you to know I am not, you know, who I was... now. 801 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,360 You know, I am cool. I am just... 802 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,320 You're cool? 803 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,995 High school popularity just seemed like this weird backward contest, 804 00:41:28,995 --> 00:41:30,947 and I thought since I knew that, I could just... 805 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:33,203 That made you better than everybody else. 806 00:41:33,203 --> 00:41:34,408 No. No, no, no. 807 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:36,787 - I know what you mean. - I would separate myself from that. 808 00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:38,163 - I get it. - You get it? 809 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,543 Mm-hmm. 810 00:41:39,543 --> 00:41:42,501 I know it sounds weird. I just wanted you to know that. 811 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,176 To know that you're cool. 812 00:41:44,176 --> 00:41:45,970 Wow, I really screwed this up. 813 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,550 Not as much as you might think. 814 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:51,892 - Really? - Good-bye. 815 00:41:51,892 --> 00:41:53,390 - Casey... - I got to go. Bye. 816 00:41:54,829 --> 00:41:55,931 Come on. 817 00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,981 Dude. When did you start doing this? 818 00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:02,479 - Like, since when? - What, with the camera? 819 00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,030 - Yes, with the camera. - Um... 820 00:42:04,030 --> 00:42:05,903 I don't know. It's been a little while, I guess. 821 00:42:05,903 --> 00:42:07,780 See... Oh. I can't do that. 822 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:10,032 I can't do stuff that requires finesse. 823 00:42:10,032 --> 00:42:13,240 I tried to type my name out yesterday, and I cracked my keyboard in half. 824 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,452 No, dude. It's really easy. You just... You think that you're holding it. 825 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,892 See, that's what I am talking about right there. 826 00:42:19,892 --> 00:42:21,207 What? 827 00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:25,510 You're always thinking up new shit that we can do, man. 828 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,425 - This is insane. - You know... I mean... 829 00:42:28,425 --> 00:42:29,676 - Yeah. - Yeah. 830 00:42:29,676 --> 00:42:32,054 Yeah. Yes. I guess that I am. 831 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,051 Whoo. 832 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,226 Mom's, like, never home any more. 833 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:46,323 I mean, you saw how my dad is. He's just... quiet. 834 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,783 Sits around. 835 00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:53,079 And it's pointless to talk to him about it because he's got... nothing to say. 836 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,249 See, it's different, because you have always had friends, 837 00:42:56,249 --> 00:42:59,703 and people want to talk to you and be around you. 838 00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:02,710 I never had any of that. I mean, before this, 839 00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:06,425 I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin. 840 00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:08,344 We were close when we were little, but... 841 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,598 I don't know. In high school, everything changed. 842 00:43:12,598 --> 00:43:15,472 Ever been to the Space Needle? 843 00:43:15,472 --> 00:43:18,225 Yep. When I was, like, five. 844 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,315 It's for tourists. 845 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:25,604 Well, I don't know. I mean, I went, um... 846 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,981 I think I was, like, seven... 847 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:31,951 with my dad one time and... 848 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,538 I don't know. It was actually a really good day. 849 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,199 You remember that? 850 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:42,365 Yeah. Actually, I do. 851 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:45,631 You know, I have been meaning to ask you. 852 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,092 Winter break is coming up. 853 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,803 You should do the talent show with me. 854 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,468 No way. 855 00:43:53,468 --> 00:43:55,676 Why not? It'd be good for you to get out there, you know. 856 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:59,100 - Meet some people, meet some girls. - Dude, I am not... it's just not... 857 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,436 - What? - Look, I am just really shy, okay? 858 00:44:02,436 --> 00:44:07,066 And I don't... I don't even have any talents, so... 859 00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:10,194 What are you talking about, you don't have... You have talent. 860 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,739 You have got talent. 861 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,363 Oh, dude, no way. 862 00:44:18,988 --> 00:44:19,957 You look handsome. 863 00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:23,123 Thanks, yes. Steve... 864 00:44:24,344 --> 00:44:29,172 let me borrow some of his clothes to make me look cool or whatever. 865 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,171 I am glad you're spending so much time with your friends. 866 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:36,554 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 867 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,900 - Hey. - What? 868 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,359 How are you getting to school? 869 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,871 - I don't know what you mean. - Don't bullshit me, you idiot. 870 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,617 Matt doesn't come. He doesn't drive up. 871 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:06,838 You leave the house. Who the hell's giving you rides to school? 872 00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:11,009 - M... Matt. - All right. You know what? 873 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,255 You're lying. 874 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,391 You're up to something, and you can't hide it. 875 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,807 You think you can just slink, hmm? 876 00:45:21,807 --> 00:45:24,139 Sneak in, sneak around my house, smiling? 877 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,605 I am onto your shit. 878 00:45:30,377 --> 00:45:32,730 How do you even work this stupid thing? 879 00:45:34,382 --> 00:45:37,576 Ah. And we're in business. 880 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:55,174 881 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,262 Boo. 882 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,436 - Hey. - Hi. 883 00:46:03,436 --> 00:46:05,684 Um, what are you doing here? 884 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:09,768 I am filming for the talent show. 885 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,440 Matt Garetty is filming for the talent show. Yes, I am. 886 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,577 What is this, some kind of newfound school spirit? 887 00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:22,493 How do you like it, huh? Being on camera? 888 00:46:22,493 --> 00:46:24,539 I actually don't mind being on camera. Oh. Here we go. 889 00:46:24,539 --> 00:46:26,242 Ladies and gentlemen, now coming to the stage... 890 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:30,463 What? No philosophical comeback for me? Steve Montgomery. 891 00:46:30,463 --> 00:46:32,336 You're probably going to want to get this on camera. 892 00:46:32,336 --> 00:46:36,211 C.V. High, you guys ready for a talent show? 893 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,261 All my underclassmen, come on. Make some noise. That's not loud enough. 894 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,140 How about my upperclassmen? Come on. Make some noise. 895 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,311 Yeah, Steve. 896 00:46:46,311 --> 00:46:50,184 Let me hear it from my seniors, class of 2012. 897 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:54,563 Yeah. Shh. 898 00:46:54,563 --> 00:46:59,488 Now I want you guys to give it up for the young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer. 899 00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:04,280 - And you're on. - Come on, you all. 900 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,578 - What are you guys doing? - Let's go, let's go. 901 00:47:06,578 --> 00:47:10,670 Are you playing a prank on your cousin? 902 00:47:10,670 --> 00:47:12,788 That's mean, Matt. 903 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,044 Just watch. 904 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,632 Really? 905 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,012 - Good luck. - What's he doing? 906 00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:26,560 Show us some talent. 907 00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:31,149 Nice, Matt. 908 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,781 Fifty-two Pickup. Pick them up. 909 00:47:40,975 --> 00:47:41,815 No way. 910 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,698 Yeah. 911 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:52,044 Whoo. 912 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,334 Go, Andrew. 913 00:47:54,334 --> 00:47:56,507 What? What? 914 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,225 - Are they going to walk on that? - What do you think? 915 00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:16,819 He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. 916 00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:20,194 Easy. 917 00:48:20,194 --> 00:48:21,774 Yeah, you got it. 918 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,072 Holy crap. 919 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:28,076 Yeah. Cakewalk. 920 00:48:28,076 --> 00:48:30,999 Give it up, give it up, give it up. 921 00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:35,630 Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing. 922 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,084 Whoa. 923 00:48:44,003 --> 00:48:45,927 Give it up. Let's go. 924 00:48:45,927 --> 00:48:49,097 - Seriously, how are they doing this? - I don't know. 925 00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:51,638 Magic. 926 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:59,111 - That was amazing. - Yeah. 927 00:48:59,111 --> 00:49:03,734 - Whoo. Whoo. - Andrew. 928 00:49:03,734 --> 00:49:06,446 Oh, my God. I can see... 929 00:49:06,446 --> 00:49:09,035 your head is, like, exploding right now. What? 930 00:49:09,035 --> 00:49:12,788 This is the beginning of your downfall. Hubris. Right there. 931 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:15,745 - What's hubris? - Ha, ha, ha. 932 00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:18,293 - No, what does hubris mean, Matt? - Seriously? 933 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,337 - What does seriously mean? - What? I am.... 934 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:24,261 - Get in there. - Don't push me, dude. I am going. 935 00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:26,304 Your fans await. You're the man of the hour. 936 00:49:26,304 --> 00:49:28,641 - Look at this house. - Oh, sick. 937 00:49:28,641 --> 00:49:31,010 - Dude, this place looks huge. - I know. 938 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,307 - It's enormous. - Dude. 939 00:49:32,307 --> 00:49:33,808 Matt. Andrew. 940 00:49:33,808 --> 00:49:35,556 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Steve. Oh, my God. 941 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:37,018 - Everybody's freaking out. - Come on, man. 942 00:49:37,018 --> 00:49:38,355 Everybody's been waiting for you. 943 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,486 V.I.P. coming through. Coming through. 944 00:49:41,486 --> 00:49:43,564 Andrew Copperfield coming through. 945 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:45,695 Make way, make way. 946 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:49,032 Matt, come this way. Drew, over here. 947 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,994 Andrew Detmer's in the house. 948 00:49:56,911 --> 00:50:00,415 - How are you feeling? - I am... I am... I am doing good. 949 00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:03,172 - Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure? - Hey. Hey. 950 00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:04,172 - Hello. - Andrew. 951 00:50:04,172 --> 00:50:06,842 - Magic is so hot. - Oh, wow. Thanks. 952 00:50:06,842 --> 00:50:11,183 - So, do you not remember me at all? - Um... 953 00:50:11,183 --> 00:50:13,010 - Monica, right? Monica. - Yes. 954 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,812 ...Setting the camera down. I am setting the camera down. 955 00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:16,897 - What... - Oh. 956 00:50:16,897 --> 00:50:18,982 - Oh. - Excuse me. 957 00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:21,602 Have you ever played that, over there? 958 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:24,188 Uh, no. I have never played that, over there. 959 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,906 - No? - Never. 960 00:50:25,906 --> 00:50:28,196 - I bet you're good at it. - Uh... 961 00:50:28,196 --> 00:50:30,820 What, you just throw the ball into the cups? Yep. Yep. 962 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:34,916 I actually could be good at that right now. Yeah? 963 00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:36,329 - Maybe. - Let's find out. 964 00:50:36,329 --> 00:50:37,667 - No, no, no, no, no. - Come on. 965 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,162 - What? - Come on. 966 00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,663 - Okay, okay. - Come on. 967 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:41,872 Okay, I am coming. I am coming. 968 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,709 There you are. 969 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,720 Amazing. 970 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,719 That's what I am talking about. 971 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,816 Yeah. Whoo-hoo. 972 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,446 Hey, where is Andrew anyway? 973 00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:11,196 Oh. 974 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,165 Andrew's upstairs with the girl with the pink hair. 975 00:51:16,165 --> 00:51:17,958 What, like, they went together? 976 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:21,253 That's my boy. Of course they went together. What are you talking about? 977 00:51:21,253 --> 00:51:23,547 Hey, Andrew. I hope you're seeing this. 978 00:51:23,547 --> 00:51:25,750 Congratulations, sir. 979 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,676 I just wanted you to know, dude... 980 00:51:27,676 --> 00:51:31,426 I was really worried about you before all this, you know? 981 00:51:31,426 --> 00:51:35,135 But, dude, things are going to get so much better for you now. 982 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:37,766 I really, really feel that. 983 00:51:37,766 --> 00:51:40,724 And I want you to know I love you, you know? 984 00:51:40,724 --> 00:51:43,434 I love you, man. It's you and me. 985 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:47,567 It's Detmer and Garetty, extended family for life. 986 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,737 - Oh, sorry. Sorry. - No, man. Excuse yourself. 987 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,909 Oh, man. 988 00:51:55,909 --> 00:51:58,380 When did I become the one who's out here... 989 00:51:58,581 --> 00:52:00,331 - Hey, Matt. - filming myself? 990 00:52:00,331 --> 00:52:03,504 Oh, hey. Hey, Casey. 991 00:52:03,504 --> 00:52:05,422 So what are you filming? 992 00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:07,295 Uh, it's just a thing. 993 00:52:07,295 --> 00:52:09,968 It's not like eye of the storm or anything. 994 00:52:09,968 --> 00:52:13,389 Hey, I wanted to... I wanted to tell you... 995 00:52:13,389 --> 00:52:15,887 I have really been... it's been making me think a lot. 996 00:52:15,887 --> 00:52:18,310 I have been kind of thinking about it in my... 997 00:52:18,310 --> 00:52:20,308 No, I have. Like, in my life. 998 00:52:20,308 --> 00:52:22,890 I have been thinking, if I applied myself, what I could do. 999 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,101 I could really... I could change the world. 1000 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:27,853 - I mean, it's really been... - You're drunk. 1001 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:29,529 What? 1002 00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,821 Hey, Casey? 1003 00:52:32,821 --> 00:52:36,700 I have basically been stalking you since, like, sophomore year. 1004 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,998 Sorry, use of the word stalking. I shouldn't have said... 1005 00:52:38,998 --> 00:52:40,700 You want to get out of here? 1006 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:43,202 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1007 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:44,787 Yes. Yes, definitely. 1008 00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:48,044 Uh, I... I have to drop off the camera first though. 1009 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:54,798 Okay, you guys are getting ready to witness history, all right? 1010 00:52:54,798 --> 00:52:57,759 I am like a proud dad right now because behind these doors, 1011 00:52:57,759 --> 00:53:00,264 Andrew Detmer becomes a man. 1012 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,523 He's a little boy behind there. He's scared. 1013 00:53:04,523 --> 00:53:06,191 He's like a butterfly, getting ready 1014 00:53:06,191 --> 00:53:08,606 to emerge... Oh, God. from a cocoon or some shit like that. 1015 00:53:08,606 --> 00:53:10,688 Disgusting weirdo. 1016 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,815 - Wait. What happened? - Ha-ha. Okay... 1017 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,692 - Is that... - Out of my way now. 1018 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:17,070 - Oh, man. - Monica, what happened? 1019 00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:20,122 Drew. Drew. It's okay, man. Don't worry about it. 1020 00:53:20,122 --> 00:53:22,037 Look, it happens to the best of us, okay? Dude. 1021 00:53:22,037 --> 00:53:23,663 You had a little too much to drink... 1022 00:53:23,663 --> 00:53:26,663 - You... - Oh. Oh. Whoa, buddy. 1023 00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:28,585 - The hell's going on, dude? - Why are you laughing? 1024 00:53:28,585 --> 00:53:30,211 Aw, man. All over my jacket. 1025 00:53:30,211 --> 00:53:32,676 - Stop. Stop laughing. - What are you talking about? 1026 00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:35,797 - It's cool, man. - No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop. 1027 00:53:35,797 --> 00:53:38,765 - Stop what? It's cool, man. - Will you just get out of here? 1028 00:53:38,765 --> 00:53:40,509 - Get out. What's your problem? - Drew, Drew. 1029 00:53:40,509 --> 00:53:42,227 - You think this is funny? - No, I am not laughing... 1030 00:53:42,227 --> 00:53:43,269 Get out. 1031 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:18,588 Dad. 1032 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:24,391 Andrew. Please. I need my medicine. 1033 00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:28,100 Mom's in pain, all right? She needs her pills. Where are you? 1034 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,198 Where are you? 1035 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:40,782 Dad. 1036 00:54:40,782 --> 00:54:46,706 Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies in there? I mean, how selfish can you be? 1037 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,456 I went through your camera. 1038 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,377 What did you see? 1039 00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,880 Just you being a loser. 1040 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:03,217 You think that those people are your friends? 1041 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,471 Huh? They're not. 1042 00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:08,271 You're an embarrassment. 1043 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:12,146 You're running around this town, spending my money. 1044 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,773 Look at me when I am talking to you. 1045 00:55:13,773 --> 00:55:16,025 I didn't spend any of your money, Richard. 1046 00:55:16,025 --> 00:55:19,108 Because I don't have a dime to spend. 1047 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:21,694 Every last cent... Look at me. 1048 00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:24,288 Every last cent goes to school for you... School? 1049 00:55:24,288 --> 00:55:26,452 and medication for your mother. I go to a public school. 1050 00:55:26,452 --> 00:55:29,577 I can't even pay for a goddamn... You don't pay for a public school, you idiot. 1051 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,046 What did you call me? 1052 00:55:33,046 --> 00:55:34,839 Did you call me an idiot, you shit? 1053 00:55:34,839 --> 00:55:37,043 Did you call me an idiot? Huh? 1054 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,712 You piece of shit. 1055 00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:42,924 Get up. I said get up. 1056 00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:44,258 Get up. 1057 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,726 - I could crush you, you know that? - Stop it. 1058 00:55:49,726 --> 00:55:52,354 - Crush you. - Get... 1059 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,420 Smile, Matt. 1060 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:23,343 - Oh, my God, Matt. - Oh. 1061 00:56:23,343 --> 00:56:26,175 Can we not do the camera thing right now, please? 1062 00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:28,473 What happened? 1063 00:56:28,473 --> 00:56:31,852 Uh... It just started out of nowhere. 1064 00:56:31,852 --> 00:56:34,225 Are you okay? 1065 00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,026 My head hurts really bad. 1066 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,901 That's probably Steve calling your cell again. 1067 00:56:39,901 --> 00:56:41,448 I will call him back later. 1068 00:56:41,448 --> 00:56:43,363 I think it's time to take... 1069 00:56:43,363 --> 00:56:45,235 Matt. Matt. Come on. Oh, wow. I did not expect this. Give me my... Whoa. 1070 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,996 Matt. Matt. Come on. Oh, wow. I did not expect this. Give me my... Whoa. 1071 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:58,169 Hey. Hey, asshole. 1072 00:56:58,169 --> 00:56:59,625 What are you doing up here? 1073 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,381 Just leave me alone, Steve. 1074 00:57:01,381 --> 00:57:03,838 You can't be up here, dude. This isn't safe. 1075 00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:05,548 I don't want to talk to anyone. 1076 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:07,759 Bro. What are you doing up here? 1077 00:57:07,759 --> 00:57:09,514 Leave me alone. 1078 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,805 How did you find me? 1079 00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:15,357 I don't know, man. My nose was bleeding. 1080 00:57:15,357 --> 00:57:16,979 I heard your voice or something like... 1081 00:57:16,979 --> 00:57:18,902 What the hell happened to your face? 1082 00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,820 Nothing, man. Just leave me alone. 1083 00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:23,524 No, dude, that's not nothing. That... Your dad. 1084 00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:26,201 Your dad beat the shit out of you. He can't do that to you now. 1085 00:57:26,201 --> 00:57:28,529 Will you stop acting like you give a shit? 1086 00:57:28,529 --> 00:57:32,116 Dude. Why are you talking to me like this? I am your best friend. 1087 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,951 I don't have any friends. 1088 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,082 You were never my friend before any of this. 1089 00:57:36,082 --> 00:57:38,880 I hang out with you and Matt, like, every day. 1090 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,922 We're supposed to fly around the world together. Don't you... Do you remember that? 1091 00:57:42,922 --> 00:57:45,466 - You think I am... - Stop. Just stop talking to me. 1092 00:57:45,466 --> 00:57:47,806 Why won't you just leave me alone? Come on, man. 1093 00:57:47,806 --> 00:57:50,259 Steve, I am telling you, get away from me. 1094 00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:53,471 Get away from me now. Please. 1095 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:00,400 1096 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,900 1097 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:05,400 1098 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,182 1099 00:58:08,182 --> 00:58:12,036 1100 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:16,823 1101 00:58:16,823 --> 00:58:20,823 1102 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,093 1103 00:58:26,093 --> 00:58:28,093 1104 00:58:28,093 --> 00:58:31,892 ...who, by the power of God, are safeguarded in faith. 1105 00:58:31,892 --> 00:58:34,808 Even though you do not see him now, 1106 00:58:34,808 --> 00:58:38,390 you rejoice with an indescribable and glorious joy... 1107 00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:41,443 as you attain the goal of your faith... 1108 00:58:41,443 --> 00:58:43,441 the salvation of your soul. 1109 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,482 What are you doing? You filming graves? 1110 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,529 - I don't get it. - What do you care? 1111 00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:54,205 You haven't been returning my calls. Why aren't you returning my calls? 1112 00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:56,492 - I have been busy. - No, you haven't. 1113 00:58:56,492 --> 00:58:58,043 Why aren't you returning my calls? 1114 00:58:58,043 --> 00:58:59,620 I just don't feel like talking. 1115 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:01,713 - Turn off the camera. - No. 1116 00:59:01,713 --> 00:59:03,916 Andrew. Andrew, turn off the camera. 1117 00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,378 Andrew? How did he get struck by lightning... 1118 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,714 during a storm with no recorded lightning strikes? 1119 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,215 How? 1120 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,267 And they found Steve out in the middle of a field. 1121 00:59:14,267 --> 00:59:17,354 Why would Steve go out in the middle of a field during a lightning storm, Andrew? 1122 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,643 - I don't know. - Why? What? 1123 00:59:18,643 --> 00:59:20,395 I don't know what happened, Matt. 1124 00:59:20,395 --> 00:59:22,067 I don't believe you, okay? I don't believe you. 1125 00:59:22,067 --> 00:59:23,510 I want you to turn off the camera... No. 1126 00:59:23,510 --> 00:59:24,437 and talk to me. Why? 1127 00:59:24,437 --> 00:59:27,235 Because I want to have a conversation with you. Don't tell me what to do, Matt. 1128 00:59:27,235 --> 00:59:29,487 You can't tell me what to do. Don't ever tell... 1129 00:59:29,487 --> 00:59:31,360 - Give me... Shut it off. - Get off of me. 1130 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,742 Andrew... Are you joking right now? 1131 00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,668 Is this a joke to you? I... 1132 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,294 What did you do, Andrew? 1133 00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:50,049 What did you do? 1134 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,756 Who am I supposed to tell about this? 1135 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,809 Who do I talk to? Who do I talk to about this? 1136 00:59:55,809 --> 00:59:58,888 Why won't you just tell me what happened, Andrew? 1137 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,153 Please believe me, Steve. 1138 01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:17,323 Please, it's just I... 1139 01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:19,282 I don't know what I did. I... 1140 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:21,619 I lost control, and... 1141 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,208 and I am so sorry. 1142 01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:29,127 This thing is just becoming a part of me now, 1143 01:00:29,127 --> 01:00:30,882 and I don't... 1144 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,631 I miss you, Steve. 1145 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,560 ...all the drills. Good. We're all pretty good, right? 1146 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,064 Get ready. Go. 1147 01:01:29,064 --> 01:01:31,272 You guys? Do not hesitate. 1148 01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,859 Did you hear who worked? 1149 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:42,292 He was like... 1150 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:48,505 Oh. Oh, Andrew. 1151 01:01:49,522 --> 01:01:50,545 Dry off. 1152 01:01:51,724 --> 01:01:52,342 Totally. 1153 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,172 Hey, Wayne. 1154 01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:06,728 Okay, so, see this one here? 1155 01:02:06,728 --> 01:02:09,810 This one I got really clean because I did this little, like, 1156 01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:12,942 lasso thing around the root, you know? 1157 01:02:12,942 --> 01:02:15,149 But then these two... 1158 01:02:15,149 --> 01:02:18,406 these, I did not get as good. 1159 01:02:18,406 --> 01:02:20,487 See how they're broken? 1160 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:23,915 I think it's because I got them from the middle, you know, instead of the root. 1161 01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:29,629 Oh. Sloppy. 1162 01:02:29,629 --> 01:02:32,503 I have been doing a lot of reading, you know, like, online about, like... 1163 01:02:32,503 --> 01:02:35,756 just like evolution and, like... and natural selection... 1164 01:02:35,756 --> 01:02:38,088 and how, like, there's this thing, right? 1165 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:40,845 It is called the apex predator, right? 1166 01:02:40,845 --> 01:02:45,646 And basically what this is is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? 1167 01:02:45,646 --> 01:02:48,098 And as human beings, 1168 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,434 we are... we're considered the apex predator, 1169 01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:53,771 but only because, like, smaller animals can't feed on us... 1170 01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:55,605 because of weapons and stuff, right? 1171 01:02:55,605 --> 01:03:00,365 The lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. Right? 1172 01:03:00,365 --> 01:03:03,162 You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly. 1173 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,122 And I think that means something. 1174 01:03:09,943 --> 01:03:11,873 I just think that really means something. 1175 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:24,805 This one I got really clean because I did this little, like, 1176 01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:26,386 lasso thing. 1177 01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:34,687 Andrew, what happened at school? Huh? 1178 01:03:34,687 --> 01:03:36,462 I need to go and pick up my mom's medication. 1179 01:03:36,462 --> 01:03:37,314 Oh, yeah? 1180 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,946 You're going to break the rules again? We're too strong for that now, Andrew. 1181 01:03:39,946 --> 01:03:42,615 If you did that, you know what I'd have to do. You'd have to what? 1182 01:03:42,615 --> 01:03:44,784 - You have to start thinking. - What would you have to do, Matt? 1183 01:03:44,784 --> 01:03:46,365 There are consequences to what you do. 1184 01:03:46,365 --> 01:03:49,163 You could not do anything to me because I am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit. 1185 01:03:49,163 --> 01:03:51,292 I know what you did. I am not going to let you do it again. 1186 01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:52,834 I am not going to break your stupid rules. 1187 01:03:52,834 --> 01:03:57,588 Okay? So just screw off and stay out of my life. 1188 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,452 I can't breathe. 1189 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,373 Thank you. 1190 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,465 - Karen Detmer. - Just one moment. 1191 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,932 We're going to need a next... day delivery. 1192 01:04:45,932 --> 01:04:49,932 Co-pay on that is $750.83. 1193 01:04:49,932 --> 01:04:53,353 Well, I don't have all that. Son, I told your dad, and I will tell you. 1194 01:04:53,353 --> 01:04:56,184 You can pay up front, and we can order next... day delivery. 1195 01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:58,816 - Other than that, I can't help you. - Prick. 1196 01:04:58,816 --> 01:05:01,151 I don't give a shit. Do whatever you want. 1197 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:23,460 Oh. 1198 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:33,222 1199 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:39,148 1200 01:05:39,148 --> 01:05:42,606 1201 01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:45,693 1202 01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:48,654 1203 01:05:48,654 --> 01:05:51,580 1204 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,710 1205 01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:59,881 1206 01:05:59,881 --> 01:06:02,960 1207 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,592 1208 01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:11,010 1209 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,597 Hey. 1210 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,273 Hey. 1211 01:06:17,273 --> 01:06:20,143 - Give me all your money. - Uh, what? Who is that? 1212 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:23,446 Doesn't matter who it is. Just give me all your money or else. 1213 01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:25,907 Or else? Shit, man. 1214 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,868 Shit, man. Is that Andrew? 1215 01:06:28,868 --> 01:06:31,321 It sounds kind of like Andrew under there. 1216 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:34,248 And you got Andrew's broke-ass backpack on. 1217 01:06:34,248 --> 01:06:37,289 - Oh, you got a gat? - I got a gat too, bitch. 1218 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:40,751 Dude. 1219 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,848 Whoa, dude. 1220 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,625 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1221 01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,498 Come on, come on, come on. 1222 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,503 Hey. 1223 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:39,115 The camera needs to stay on for our investigation. 1224 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,959 Jesus Christ. 1225 01:08:41,959 --> 01:08:44,584 Can I have a moment alone with my son? 1226 01:08:44,584 --> 01:08:47,040 If he regains consciousness, notify the officer outside. 1227 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,295 Yeah, yeah. 1228 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:24,118 Oh. 1229 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,095 Your mother's dead. 1230 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,100 She died last night while I was out looking for you. 1231 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,441 I came home, and, uh, 1232 01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:59,407 she was there in her bed. 1233 01:09:59,407 --> 01:10:01,990 If I just could have been there for her. 1234 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,499 I was always there for her when you were out screwing around. 1235 01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:10,631 And this one time... 1236 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:14,840 this... one time... 1237 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:18,298 that she needed me, and you took me away. 1238 01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:20,725 I want you to apologize to me. 1239 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:28,232 I know you can hear me, so I want you to sit up right now... 1240 01:10:28,232 --> 01:10:29,980 and apologize to me. 1241 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,692 You selfish, selfish asshole. 1242 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,400 This is your fault. 1243 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,450 You..... 1244 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:46,251 Do you hear me? 1245 01:10:46,251 --> 01:10:48,748 Your mother is dead, and it is your fault. 1246 01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:53,883 Happy birthday. 1247 01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:56,586 Pound it? Pound it? 1248 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,967 Go and get a present. Go and get a present. Yeah. 1249 01:10:58,967 --> 01:11:02,596 - Yes, the big one. - Oh, my God. Matt. 1250 01:11:02,596 --> 01:11:04,677 Matt, your nose again. 1251 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,438 Are you okay? 1252 01:11:07,438 --> 01:11:11,230 - Oh, shit. - Baby, you're really bleeding. 1253 01:11:13,868 --> 01:11:15,363 Matt, your nose. Oh, my God. 1254 01:11:15,363 --> 01:11:17,190 Did you hear that? How can you not hear that? 1255 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,033 - Hear what? What are you hearing? - It's so... 1256 01:11:19,033 --> 01:11:21,777 - Something's wrong with Andrew. - Come in here. Casey. 1257 01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:25,123 We apologize for the delay, but as of right now, 1258 01:11:25,123 --> 01:11:27,839 every news helicopter in Greater King County... Oh, my God. 1259 01:11:27,839 --> 01:11:29,039 is headed to Seattle. 1260 01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:31,371 Again, right now, we have very little information, 1261 01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:35,175 but if appears a bomb has gone off at Ballard Community Hospital. 1262 01:11:35,175 --> 01:11:37,251 Casey, come here. Come here. Come here. Please. Please. 1263 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:39,504 - What? No, Matt. Are you seeing this? - Where are your keys at? 1264 01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,506 - What? Matt... - Just stay here. I will be back. 1265 01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:44,760 - I just have to drive there, okay? - Please, wait. Matt, please. 1266 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,888 Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay? Andrew's what? 1267 01:11:47,888 --> 01:11:50,390 I am sure that Andrew is fine. 1268 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,648 Andrew needs me. I need to get to the city. Tell me what's going on. 1269 01:11:54,648 --> 01:11:56,855 Shit. I got to get... Is that a roadblock? 1270 01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:58,940 Nobody else is driving this way. Talk to me. 1271 01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:01,318 - Casey, I need to think, okay? - Stop. 1272 01:12:01,318 --> 01:12:03,118 I got to find another way downtown. Shit. 1273 01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:04,696 Go back and take the Madison exit. 1274 01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,415 Come on. 1275 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,671 - Stay here, Casey. Stay here. - Wait. 1276 01:12:13,671 --> 01:12:15,373 Matt, wait for me. 1277 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,843 All units, report to Ballard Community Hospital 1278 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:21,505 Excuse me. 1279 01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,089 Sir, excuse me. 1280 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,227 Matt. What are we doing here? 1281 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,558 Oh, my God. 1282 01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,563 You got to put me down. Please. Stop. 1283 01:12:37,563 --> 01:12:39,272 You did this to me. 1284 01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:44,444 Matt. Oh, my God. 1285 01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:51,542 Holy shit. Holy shit. 1286 01:12:51,542 --> 01:12:53,957 Matt. Casey, we got to go. We got to go right now. 1287 01:12:53,957 --> 01:12:56,084 Get in the car. Let's go. 1288 01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:58,324 - Andrew's out of control. - What are you talking about? 1289 01:12:58,324 --> 01:13:00,627 I am so sorry. I wanted to tell you. I... 1290 01:13:01,027 --> 01:13:03,595 Oh, my God, Matt. Stop the car. 1291 01:13:03,595 --> 01:13:06,299 It's going to crash. Holy shit. 1292 01:13:07,124 --> 01:13:08,222 Oh, shit. 1293 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,889 - I am sorry. I am sorry. - Get off the road now. 1294 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:15,316 Oh, my God. 1295 01:13:15,316 --> 01:13:17,359 Hold on to me. 1296 01:13:18,076 --> 01:13:19,979 It's not me, it's Andrew. 1297 01:13:22,273 --> 01:13:24,526 Hold on. 1298 01:13:24,526 --> 01:13:29,410 I can't stop it. I can't control the car. I can't control it. 1299 01:13:29,410 --> 01:13:31,161 Shit. 1300 01:13:31,161 --> 01:13:33,413 Andrew. Oh, God, hold on. 1301 01:13:34,034 --> 01:13:35,707 Hold on to me. 1302 01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:40,591 I can't get the door open. 1303 01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:48,512 - Oh, my God. - Andrew. Andrew, stop. 1304 01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:54,643 - Casey. - Matt. 1305 01:13:54,643 --> 01:13:56,732 Matt. 1306 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,446 Help me. 1307 01:14:04,465 --> 01:14:06,033 Casey, hold on. 1308 01:14:11,571 --> 01:14:13,416 Matt. 1309 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,999 Stay here. Okay? You have to stay here. Okay? 1310 01:14:16,999 --> 01:14:19,206 Matt, please don't go. Matt. 1311 01:14:19,206 --> 01:14:22,171 We got a car on fire under the Needle. Possible casualties. 1312 01:14:22,171 --> 01:14:25,298 We need emergency response now. 1313 01:14:25,298 --> 01:14:27,551 I don't know how to describe this. 1314 01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,094 That is the Needle we're looking at, and as you can see, there are... 1315 01:14:34,219 --> 01:14:35,392 You're not going to believe this. 1316 01:14:35,392 --> 01:14:37,473 Are you seeing this? 1317 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,067 Back away from the window. 1318 01:14:43,067 --> 01:14:45,318 What the hell are they doing up there? 1319 01:14:45,318 --> 01:14:47,901 Get down. 1320 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,205 Seventeen, beware. 1321 01:14:56,205 --> 01:14:58,081 You are going to have to divert. 1322 01:14:58,081 --> 01:15:01,039 Andrew. Andrew, look at me. 1323 01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:04,547 This has to stop right now, okay? This is really, really bad. 1324 01:15:04,547 --> 01:15:06,252 Why did you catch him? 1325 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,509 - Listen. Just focus, okay? - I dropped him. 1326 01:15:09,509 --> 01:15:11,678 - Why did you catch him? - Andrew, this is not a game. 1327 01:15:11,678 --> 01:15:14,226 Do you understand? You're hurting people. 1328 01:15:14,226 --> 01:15:16,770 You're weak, Matt. You're all weak. 1329 01:15:16,770 --> 01:15:19,019 - Andrew... - I am stronger than all of this. 1330 01:15:19,019 --> 01:15:21,521 Andrew, listen to me, okay? Just... Just... I need you to listen. 1331 01:15:21,521 --> 01:15:23,352 Just focus for a second. 1332 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:25,859 Do not tell me what to do. 1333 01:15:25,859 --> 01:15:29,033 I am trying to explain. I got two individuals. 1334 01:15:29,033 --> 01:15:29,989 They can't stop us. 1335 01:15:29,989 --> 01:15:32,029 - It's not too late for us to go. - It is too late. 1336 01:15:32,029 --> 01:15:34,864 I am done. It's over. 1337 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:37,996 You treated me like shit. You left me alone. 1338 01:15:37,996 --> 01:15:41,124 Andrew, you're not alone up here. I am here with you. 1339 01:15:41,124 --> 01:15:43,877 I should have been with you all along. But I am here now. 1340 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:47,301 And we can stop this right now, you and me. 1341 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:51,673 Andrew, we can just fly away. We can get out of here. 1342 01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:53,884 We can be family. 1343 01:15:53,884 --> 01:15:56,890 Andrew. Andrew, look at yourself. 1344 01:15:56,890 --> 01:16:00,140 - This isn't who you are. - I am an apex predator. 1345 01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:01,565 What? 1346 01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,895 I am an apex predator. 1347 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,670 - No. - No. 1348 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,744 Oh, my gosh. Call the police. 1349 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,340 Andrew, no. 1350 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,651 Paul. Paul, stay away from the window. Okay, okay. 1351 01:16:45,651 --> 01:16:49,568 - Paul. Don't stand at the window. - Are you seeing this? Hey. 1352 01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:54,326 Stay down, babe. Stay down. 1353 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,678 Andrew. 1354 01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:17,341 Two subjects down. One injured, one mobile. 1355 01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:20,720 Andrew? Andrew, look at me. 1356 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:23,682 This is all going to be fine. You're going to be all right, okay? 1357 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:27,314 I am going to get you help, okay? 1358 01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:29,646 All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way. 1359 01:17:31,228 --> 01:17:33,232 Get out of here. It's not safe. 1360 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,578 Andrew? Andrew? 1361 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:42,495 - Are you getting this? - Don't move. 1362 01:17:42,495 --> 01:17:44,418 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 1363 01:17:44,418 --> 01:17:48,373 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need help. I need help. 1364 01:17:48,373 --> 01:17:50,128 He appears to be held at gunpoint but... 1365 01:17:50,128 --> 01:17:51,129 Oh, my God. 1366 01:17:51,129 --> 01:17:54,379 - Arms up in the air. - Don't shoot, please. 1367 01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:56,429 He's hurt. 1368 01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:59,057 - Get on the ground. - Wait. Wait. 1369 01:17:59,057 --> 01:18:01,477 - Do what he says. - Now, get down. 1370 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:04,772 - Do not get up. - Get on the ground. 1371 01:18:04,772 --> 01:18:06,849 - Please don't shoot. - We will shoot you. 1372 01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:10,402 - I am not going to do anything. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. The glass. 1373 01:18:10,402 --> 01:18:13,113 Take him out. 1374 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,445 Leave me alone. 1375 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,380 Shit. 1376 01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:32,208 Whoa. Whoa. Wow. 1377 01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:48,857 We have multiple explosions. 1378 01:18:48,857 --> 01:18:51,068 - Get in position. - We have them in our sights. 1379 01:18:51,068 --> 01:18:53,771 We're covered. Hold it right there. 1380 01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:57,150 No. Stop. 1381 01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:00,778 We have you surrounded. 1382 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:03,952 No. Hands where we can see them. 1383 01:19:03,952 --> 01:19:06,159 Stay down. Stay down. 1384 01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:09,086 - Stay down. - I repeat, do not move. 1385 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,502 Additional units on the far side. 1386 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,136 Yo, stay down. 1387 01:19:21,136 --> 01:19:23,638 Stay down. Don't move. 1388 01:19:23,638 --> 01:19:26,436 Andrew. Andrew. 1389 01:19:26,436 --> 01:19:30,185 - Stop. Don't hurt them. - Andrew. 1390 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,435 Open fire. 1391 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,506 Andrew. 1392 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,391 Andrew. Andrew, stop. 1393 01:20:04,391 --> 01:20:06,059 Please, stop. 1394 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:13,017 Andrew. 1395 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:15,986 Don't make me do this. 1396 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:18,982 Stop. 1397 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:39,210 ...reports of casualties. 1398 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:43,093 At least two structures have been destroyed. 1399 01:20:43,513 --> 01:20:46,183 I think they're both down. 1400 01:20:46,183 --> 01:20:47,510 Two men out. 1401 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:50,517 Show me right now eastbound on... 1402 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:52,894 Yes, sir. I am about two blocks away. I see it. 1403 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,268 Move up. 1404 01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:05,231 Hey. Oh. What are you doing? 1405 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,241 Hey, Andrew. 1406 01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:01,918 I just wanted to say that... 1407 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:06,221 I am sorry and, uh, 1408 01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:13,012 I... I hope... 1409 01:22:13,012 --> 01:22:16,190 that you know that I did what I had to do. 1410 01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:20,019 You're not a bad person. I know that. 1411 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:23,021 That's all that matters. 1412 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:26,901 And, uh, I want you to know... 1413 01:22:26,901 --> 01:22:29,112 that I am going to be better from now on. 1414 01:22:29,112 --> 01:22:31,492 I am going to help people. 1415 01:22:32,272 --> 01:22:33,950 I am going to find out what happened to us down there. 1416 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:36,000 I don't care how long it takes. 1417 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,078 I am going to get answers. 1418 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:42,208 I am going to do it for you, and I am going to do it for Steve. 1419 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,964 And... 1420 01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:45,669 I just... 1421 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,342 I love you, man. 1422 01:22:51,825 --> 01:22:54,178 I didn't ever get a chance to tell you, 1423 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,229 but I love you. 1424 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,235 And guess what. 1425 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,783 You made it. 1426 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,006 Whoo-hoo. 1427 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:30,427 Isn't it beautiful? 1428 01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:35,515 Good-bye, Andrew.