1 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:11,544 (phone ringing) 2 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:15,148 MAN This is great. Really great. 3 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,483 - WOMAN: Yeah, Mm-hm. - MAN 4 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:17,984 And we've got a Black person here. 5 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,419 Mm-hm, and a BIPOC one. 6 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,653 Which kind? 7 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:23,056 Which kind of what? 8 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,791 Forgive me. Sorry. I didn't mean to suggest-- 9 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,727 Oh, no, no, no. No worries. I mean, which kind of BIPOC? 10 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:29,629 'Cause I'm pretty sure the letters mean 11 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,097 - different things. - Ah, yes. 12 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:34,234 It is a bisexual person of colour. So, "bi-POC". 13 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,802 Glad we cleared that up. 14 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:38,838 So, we have some ethnicness here, 15 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,775 and some wheelchair action here. 16 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,343 Oh, you know what? 17 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,677 I have a cousin who's in a wheelchair actually. 18 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,179 So brave. 19 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,914 - Mm. - So brave. 20 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:49,649 Yeah. 21 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,418 But I think we need something else for this rebrand. 22 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,087 Something that just screams, "Yes, we are definitely not 23 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,822 an all white, cis college anymore." 24 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,323 - Yes, thank you. - Mm-hm. 25 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,926 White cis. That means anti-Semitism? 26 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,928 - You don't know what that is? - Oh, going to jump in here. 27 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,798 No, it's white, cis. Like cisgendered. 28 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,600 Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh. Forgive me. I'm sorry. 29 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,670 I really hope I was not mansplaining to you. 30 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:11,938 No, you have to get the explanation right 31 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:12,939 to call it mansplaining. 32 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,641 Yeah, well, disagree. 33 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,276 Hey, guys. 34 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:19,012 What about him? 35 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,380 - Oh, yeah. - I love this. 36 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,148 - That's cool. - That is a cool hat. 37 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,984 Uh, although, don't we already have another-- 38 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:28,288 No, no. It's different, I think. 39 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,623 Mm, let's just not get them in the same shots, huh? 40 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,492 We don't want to send the wrong message. 41 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:36,362 (All laughing) 42 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,465 - Well, that is not okay. - Yeah, I was just laughing 43 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:39,899 - 'cause you're laugh is-- - Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 44 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,568 Making me laugh. 45 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,836 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to HR and talk about that. 46 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,404 Probably shouldn't have said that. 47 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,072 I have a great track record of being a good guy. 48 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:47,073 - Yeah, yeah. - Well, guys, 49 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:48,475 - I love it. - Great. 50 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,709 I think we've got our gang for our shoot. 51 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,044 - Amazing! - Super. 52 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,312 - Yeah. - Okay, so what are we 53 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,813 thinking with the parents? 54 00:01:53,813 --> 00:02:01,754 ♪ 55 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,926 So what do you guys think? 56 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,194 Pretty cool, right? 57 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:09,996 Why are your teeth so white? 58 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,731 Jasmeet: Teeth are supposed to be white. 59 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,267 Neal: Yeah, but these are, like, white. 60 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,835 Not as white as their students. 61 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,070 You know Churchill's been on some elitist 62 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,771 whites-only bullshit, right? 63 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:21,508 Neal: Dude, it looks like your mouth was gentrified. 64 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,910 Like your real teeth are in a worse mouth now. 65 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,745 Did you guys not see the slogan? 66 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,580 It's not, "It's less colourful every day." 67 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,350 It's more. I'm the colour. I'm the change. 68 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,852 Yeah, because they got called out on their racist-ass bullshit 69 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,187 and they don't want to lose more money. 70 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,588 Yo, they're using you. 71 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,223 Whatever, I'll just use them right back. 72 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:39,058 Like, it's reverse exploitation. 73 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:40,560 Your mouth looks like a lineup of every US president 74 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,861 'til Obama. 75 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,129 Dude, look, they're not that white 76 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:44,931 and you keep calling me a sellout, 77 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:49,536 but I go out and get a whole citywide campaign on my own 78 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,770 without an agent. 79 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,071 No, you're right. 80 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:55,108 Look, that's awesome. Let's celebrate. 81 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,577 I don't know, I feel like I need to book more gigs 82 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,078 before I celebrate. 83 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:02,148 Bro, what? You need to celebrate every win 84 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,951 to get as much attention as possible. 85 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,586 Have you seen Mukbang Mikhail's stories? 86 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:07,820 Mukbang McWhat? 87 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,389 Mukbang Mikhail. 88 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,157 - Mukbang McCool? - Mike Hill McBang? 89 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,792 - You guys are way off. - What are you saying? 90 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:14,827 - I don't even-- - Mukbang Mikhail. 91 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,397 What is it? What is a mukbang macaque? 92 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,800 It's a-- What? Do you guys know anything about influencers? 93 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,468 - Michael. - Dude, he's always, like, 94 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:25,605 popping bottles and then he gets reposted by big pages, 95 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:28,841 then he reposts the repost. Dude, it's like this huge 96 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:31,945 repost orgy and everyone's getting laid. 97 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,947 You know, I'm actually with Neal on this. 98 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:37,183 Look, this is how you capitalize on them capitalizing on you. 99 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:40,086 We hit the club, we use your exploitation clout 100 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:44,090 to get more clout to get more followers, 101 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,426 Okay, I don't hate anything you guys are saying right now, 102 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,362 but where would we even go? 103 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,464 Someplace bougie with, like, 104 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,700 bathroom doors that actually lock. 105 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,537 Okay. 106 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,871 I think I know who can hook it up. 107 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:00,673 (Ringtone playing) 108 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:03,543 Yo, my guy. Just talking about you. 109 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,378 {\an8}(Supinder speaking Punjabi) 110 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:07,280 Dude, is that my mom? 111 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,615 Are you at my house? 112 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,516 Yeah, bro. Saw your ad on a bus stop. 113 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,318 So, I jumped it to show your parents. 114 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,153 - How do you even know them? - Me and your dad go way back. 115 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:16,656 He gets his tires changed at my truck yard. 116 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,130 Jasmeet, are you back in school? 117 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,398 No, it's an ad campaign. 118 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,867 I got an honorarium. 119 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,235 He's on honour roll? 120 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,903 No. What? You know what? Yeah, I got paid. 121 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,372 Sunny, can you just reach out here real quick? 122 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:44,150 Say less, we need to go to Plush. 123 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,386 Ew. The place is disgusting. 124 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,489 You're chopped. Plush is fucking lit. 125 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,324 You know how many connects I got bouncing there? 126 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:54,394 Okay. I mean, like, you think you can get us in? 127 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,828 Guest list maybe? 128 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,497 Yeah. Basically, 100%. 129 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,731 Okay, so we're good? 130 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:00,366 You know who I am. It's done. 131 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,568 Like, I got to make a phone call, 100%. 132 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:06,572 {\an8}Okay? So is it 100% or do you got to make a call? 133 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:08,174 {\an8}No, don't worry about that. Like, I don't want to show up 134 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,609 {\an8}and it's like we're not even-- 135 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,110 I'll confirm with you tonight. It's done. 136 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,745 ♪ I'm a boss, yeah, you know I get it ♪ 137 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,515 I feel so weird in these clothes. 138 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,849 Yeah, 'cause you don't look like 139 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:18,618 a washed-up child actor for once. 140 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,086 Look how long this line is. 141 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,554 We're never going to get in at this point. 142 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,523 (groaning) Can't we just cut? 143 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,024 I don't know, man. Sunny still hasn't hit me up 144 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,759 about the guests list here. 145 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,528 Ooh, let's play a game. 146 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,296 Would you rather wait in this line 147 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,265 or have all your exes in the room 148 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,734 to watch your adult circumcision? 149 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,970 Ooh. That's a tough one because you know how I feel 150 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,605 about circumcision. 151 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:41,641 - Yeah, you don't like it. - No, it's mutilation. 152 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:42,942 Yeah. I was mutilated. 153 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,711 Yeah, and I feel bad for you. 154 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,112 I do too, but it looks so good. 155 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,880 - Oh, my God, shut up. - Like a soldier. 156 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,116 Look who just DM'd me. 157 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,617 Raysha? Who's Raysha? 158 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,753 This corny Uncle Tom designer who washes down 159 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,388 South Asian looks for the masses. 160 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,490 She wants to collab. 161 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,292 She's got a lot of followers. 162 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,127 You should do something with her. 163 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:04,597 I'd rather rim myself then sell my soul to someone this basic. 164 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,100 That actually doesn't sound that bad. 165 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,401 Ooh, I wish I could rim myself. 166 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,103 That does. 167 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,804 I'm not stooping to lower level for some extra attention. 168 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,573 Isn't that what you told him to do earlier? 169 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,075 Capitalise on the capitalisers? 170 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,010 Oh my God, I'm freezing my nipples off. 171 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,079 There's no clout in line-waiting. Let's go. 172 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,450 Back of the line. 173 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,285 Nah, it's cool. I know, Sunny. We're on the list. 174 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,154 Don't know no Sunny. 175 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,689 Hey, get that camera out my face. 176 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,958 No, it's cool. It's for the clout. 177 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,259 Oh, really? 178 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,529 Back in the line. 179 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,798 Bro, can you at least check the list? 180 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:42,001 I could, but you still won't get in without girls. 181 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,203 - Yo. - Oh, shit. 182 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:46,839 Thought you were a dude. You dress like one. 183 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,474 (door opening) 184 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,176 Oh shit. What up? 185 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,444 Bouncer: My man. 186 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,212 What's up, D? 187 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,847 - You know these guys? - Yeah, man, they're good. 188 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,616 They're good, reach. 189 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,153 Don't look at me, Build-A-Bear. 190 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:04,056 ♪ 191 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,726 I told you this place is lit. 192 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,194 Okay, I gotta go back to work, eh? 193 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,529 I'll catch up with you guys later. 194 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,830 Just keep it moving. 195 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:14,700 Let's go get a drink. 196 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:20,473 (music blaring, people cheering) 197 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,508 Hey, is that for me? 198 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,481 (people shouting) 199 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,818 Hi, hello. Can we get a-- Sorry, can we get-- Excuse me! 200 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,219 Hello? 201 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,822 Dude, I'm totally getting profiled. 202 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,824 Where's Neal? I need some of his whiteness. 203 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,358 What are we drinking? 204 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,860 - Shots? - Shots? 205 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,595 Yo, this place is really rubbing off on you. 206 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,034 You know what? I think I got this. 207 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,268 How many shots? 208 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,537 - Two? - Two? 209 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:53,539 You're trying to look big time with two shots? 210 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,510 Well, there's two of us. I'm just, like, doing the math. 211 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,078 Orgasm blush? 212 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:02,849 Your lipstick is called orgasm blush, right? 213 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,283 Looks amazing on you. 214 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,852 Thanks. I really love your outfit, by the way. 215 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:08,087 What can I get you guys? 216 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:09,522 10 kamikaze shots. 217 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:12,091 10 shots? Who's going to pay for that? 218 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,693 First three are on me. 219 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,962 Can we cancel the other seven? 220 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,930 Alright, might as well film this. 221 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,266 Yeah, getting shots. I'm at the club with my girl, Chip-- 222 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:24,537 (grunting) Thanks, babe. Boys! Shots! 223 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,041 Alright, I'll just edit that out. 224 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,711 ♪ 225 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,412 Are your fingers in our shots? 226 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:34,647 It's the only way I can hold them. 227 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,315 Ew, that's disgusting. 228 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,484 No, no. The alcohol actually acts as a sanitizer. 229 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,886 - You're an idiot. - Sorry. 230 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,320 Oh, shit. Over here. 231 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,588 Sorry, we booked this. 232 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,123 Oh, my god. Alright, this one. 233 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,391 Okay. 234 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,159 This table's booked! 235 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,262 Dude, you gotta be kidding me. 236 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,130 Hey, have you guys seen sign guy? 237 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,765 The universe is trying to tell me something. 238 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:54,267 Have you been doing drugs without us again? 239 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,135 Look, there he is. 240 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,804 So the universe is telling you happy birthday 241 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,573 four months too late? 242 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,842 No, that's my White Rabbit. I'm supposed to follow it. 243 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:06,078 The Matrix is real. I'm Neo, dude. I knew it. 244 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:09,081 - I'm fucking Neo. - No, you're Neal. 245 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,917 And that sign is for Neil with an I. 246 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,985 You're Neal with an A, dude, which never made any sense. 247 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:15,121 You're a double E Neel. Harneel. 248 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,756 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Keep it moving. 249 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,926 Oh, shit. What are y'all doing standing here? 250 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,160 This walkway's booked. 251 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,595 Even the walkway? 252 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:23,829 Yeah, man. I gotta have club real estate. 253 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:24,830 You know this. 254 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,265 Dude, aren't you working? 255 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,501 Why do these shots taste like aloo gobi? 256 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,603 - Hey, you having fun, bro? - Please don't hit me. 257 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,972 We're not here to have fun. We're here to raise his clout. 258 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:36,676 Yeah, and we're failing. Oh, fuck! 259 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,377 Especially since we have nowhere to stand, dude. 260 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:43,049 Say less. Come with me. 261 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,784 The club is like a primal place. 262 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:48,054 The DJ is like the drums, the drinks are the elixirs. 263 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,122 Each booth is a tribe. 264 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:53,225 Once you understand that, you're ready. 265 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,961 Ready for what? 266 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,829 The VIP section. 267 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,633 Oh, shit. See? 268 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,868 This is what I'm talking about, man. Yes! 269 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,136 I told you I got you. 270 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,639 Bro, thank you. Oh, my God. 271 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:10,376 Chippy: Oh, good. Here come the mascots of the patriarchy. 272 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,212 Sunny: Yea, yea! 273 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,580 We about to get fucked up! 274 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,482 Whoa, they allow sparklers in here. 275 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:17,717 I wish I brought mine. 276 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:27,760 ♪ 277 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,602 Bro, how long does this go on for? 278 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,104 I don't know, man. I never timed it. 279 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,739 I feel bad though. 280 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,173 Can't we just, like, tell them to put the bottles down? 281 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,542 They look like big bottles, bro. 282 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,177 Neal: I feel bad recording them. 283 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,412 Yeah, look at her. She's exhausted. 284 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,913 She's literally about to pass out. 285 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:50,416 Nah, bro. She can flip tires on my yard. 286 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:54,053 ♪ 287 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,588 I have to follow that sign. 288 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,856 I have to follow that sign. 289 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,090 - No. - I'm Neal. 290 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,059 - Bro, we just got here. - I'm Neal! 291 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,961 - Chippy: Jas, let him go. - Don't worry, yo, take a seat. 292 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,699 So, who's paying for all this? 293 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,768 - Aren't you? - What? 294 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,237 Relax, this bottle's only, like, four bills. 295 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:15,741 $400?! Bro, is this bottle, like, $40 at the LCBO? 296 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:19,445 DJ: Yo, yo, yo! Quick shout out to my boy Sunny, 297 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:23,082 and his boy "Jasmit..." Mitt? 298 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,717 I can't read that shit. 299 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:28,421 Jasmine. Round of shots for the club on Jasmine! 300 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,323 (All cheering) 301 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,958 Dude, what the shit, man? 302 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,761 Don't you get like a dollar a view or some shit? 303 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,464 Oh my God. Again, that's not how it works. 304 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,400 Thanks. So, do you actually like doing this? 305 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,968 Doing what? 306 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,738 Dancing around like a prop while dudes ogle you. 307 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,640 I mean, I'm really not trying to slut-shame you. 308 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,342 Be a ho. By all means, be a ho. 309 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,979 I got you, but it does make great tips 310 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:57,483 and sometimes a hot girl ogles you. 311 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,854 But don't you feel like a sellout? 312 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,290 By raising my value? 313 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,026 Last week, I served a Sephora exact who wants to put me 314 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,594 in an ad for his makeup line. 315 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,429 Your makeup does look good. 316 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,697 Mm-hm. 317 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,804 And once that pops up, I'll ditch this place, 318 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,640 but for now, I'm just trying to collect my bag 319 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,975 and have fun while I do it. 320 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,281 You have Insta? 321 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,150 You trying to slide into my DMs? 322 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,018 Absolutely. 323 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,959 Slide in soon. 324 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,739 Jasmeet: But that's what I'm saying. 325 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,241 It's not like each view's a dollar. 326 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,076 There's ads and people clicking. 327 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,811 - You get a percentage of-- - Oh, shit. 328 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,714 Look at that booth with all those bitches. 329 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,415 Choclair, baby! 330 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,217 Oh, my God. He's a legend. 331 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,485 Yo, we gotta get a picture with him. 332 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,053 Say less. It's done, bro. 333 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,321 For real? 334 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,322 Yeah! 335 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,390 Alright. 336 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:21,433 ♪ 337 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,679 Hey! Hey, it's you! 338 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,049 It's me. It's Neal. I'm here. 339 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:40,119 Neal who!? Oh, did we fuck? 340 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,589 No! I've been looking for you all night. 341 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,025 I'm Neal from the sign. What's it all about? 342 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,526 What do I do now? 343 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,563 This? No, this is the promo for a movie. 344 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,798 The cast and crew are having a wrap party. 345 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,401 Simu Liu plays Neal and God. 346 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,204 Oh, cool. 347 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,406 Yeah. Sorry, man. 348 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,142 You want poppers? 349 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,779 Yeah! 350 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:07,780 Look in my pocket! 351 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,815 Okay. 352 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,550 This is the red pill. 353 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,785 Fuck yeah! 354 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,786 You're Morpheus. 355 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,087 I'm Morpheus! 356 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,223 - Yeah! - I'm Morpheus. Yeah! 357 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,657 Who's Morpheus? 358 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:26,265 (people laughing) 359 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:38,244 ♪ 360 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:43,482 Bouncer: (muffled) Hey! Hey! 361 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,817 Hey! 362 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,486 Keep it moving. No dudes. 363 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,989 You know me, man. I'm Sunny's boy. 364 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,925 Bro, Sunny who? Let's go. 365 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:58,664 ♪ 366 00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,965 Shit's heavy anyway. 367 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,539 (urinating) 368 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,041 Man: Crosby has more heaters than Ovechkin. 369 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,542 Buddy, you're zooted. 370 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,711 Buddy, are you fucking sauced? 371 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,546 He could dangle the fuck out of him. 372 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,981 The guy's just jerkin it. 373 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,218 How about that sweet bird, though, eh? 374 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,153 Oh, buddy, she wanted me. 375 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,055 But her beat friend cock-blocked me. 376 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:26,125 Buddy, no fucking shot you would get that chick, okay? 377 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,826 Guys a fucking heater. 378 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,328 Buddy, ask how your sister's doing. 379 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,563 She's got my calves or from the other night. 380 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:32,965 - (laughing) - You really want to go? 381 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,234 (bros shouting) 382 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,569 - That's not cool, man. - No, that's cool, bro. 383 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,371 - That's cool. - Guys, guys, guys. Come on. 384 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:44,410 (bros shouting) 385 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:54,553 (people chattering) 386 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,700 (coughing) 387 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,668 That's you, right? 388 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,505 Yeah, stay outta the dick, though. 389 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,375 And it's circumcised. 390 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,910 I'm Javi. 391 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,345 I'm one of the ad execs for Girth Energy, man. 392 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,612 We sponsored this whole thing. 393 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,948 - Oh, cool. - I saw you in there. 394 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,451 You know, your bottles, buyin' everyone shots. 395 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,920 Asked the bouncer who you were, looked you up. 396 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,188 It's good shit dude. 397 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,358 You watch my videos in the club? 398 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,460 Yeah. That shit's a boring clout fest, man, 399 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,696 but you entertained me, you got a great look. 400 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,965 Oh, shit. Thanks, man. 401 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,035 We're going to shoot a commercial. 402 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,270 I think you would be great for you. 403 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,872 You got an agent. 404 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,808 Ah, nah, man. I don't. 405 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,211 You know what? We're on a time crunch, 406 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,879 you can just swap info and you and I could just 407 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,281 close this thing quickly if you want. 408 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,650 Honestly, I want more details, you know? 409 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,285 I just want to make sure it's something cool 410 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,488 and I'm not just, like, a diversity plug, you know? 411 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,089 Oh yeah, yeah, no, I hear you, man, 412 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,592 but just trust me, it's going to be tasteful. 413 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,260 You know, it's going to be like a real mix of 414 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,230 authentic cultures, cool, high energy. 415 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,233 Show of good faith, how about I comp the whole night? 416 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,969 Everything. Drinks, bottles, whatever you want. 417 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,304 Whatcha think? 418 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,572 Seriously? 419 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,907 Yeah. 420 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,009 Oh, dude, that would be incredible. 421 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:27,346 Sweet, man. Alright, do you mind if I just and then-- 422 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,947 Oh, is she good? 423 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,850 Probably not, but... Alright, I'll be back. 424 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,118 - Okay. - Okay. 425 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,453 (woman retching) 426 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,426 Girth Energy is more than a product. 427 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,594 It's a lifestyle. 428 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,264 Ugh, not the lifestyle slogan. 429 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,103 Hi. 430 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,438 Hey. 431 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,145 You must be Jasmeet. 432 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,849 I'm Rebecca. 433 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,018 Oh, nice to meet you. 434 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,821 Are you part of the crew or-- 435 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,223 What kind of person do you know that walks around like this? 436 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,326 Okay, so you're the other talent in this thing? 437 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,895 The other star. Yes. 438 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,163 Star, huh? 439 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,965 We are what we are. 440 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,534 Okay. Okay. I see you. 441 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:26,738 So, Rebecca is your real name or a nickname? 442 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,241 Because I mean, you are Brown, so... 443 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,844 Yeah, I'm Punjabi-Christian. 444 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,545 Oh, sounds like an oxymoron. 445 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,180 (laughing) 446 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,583 Yeah, I mean, we're out here, small in numbers. 447 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,651 And you're sure you're not just, like, Sikh people 448 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,220 who really love Christmas. 449 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,690 No, no. Stop. 450 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,660 Hey, so, do you know what we're doing for this thing? 451 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,730 Just that I'm dancing and you're playing the tabla, 452 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,899 and the rest they're going to figure out in post. 453 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,569 Nice. I love how direct you're being about this. 454 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,871 Yeah. 455 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,540 I like your watch. 456 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,443 My boyfriend has the same one. 457 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:08,413 Okay. Not subtle, direct. I can respect that. 458 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:12,284 Hey, I'm just trying to be clear. 459 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,552 - That's fair. - (laughing) 460 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,053 Hey, just spoke with the director. 461 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,222 I need you to you to wear this. 462 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,927 What's wrong with what I have on right now? 463 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,730 We just need you to fit the vibe of the scene we created. 464 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,231 (sighing) 465 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:27,866 I don't know if I'm comfortable wearing that. 466 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:31,303 That looks like a really tacky kurta. 467 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,804 I mean, you could have just told me. 468 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,439 I would have brought one of my own kurtas. 469 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,974 All good if you back out, you just won't be paid, 470 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,143 and you signed a contract, so you'll be liable 471 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,478 for delay costs, okay? 472 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,213 (sighing) 473 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,916 Hey, I'm sure you'll find a way to make it look good. 474 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,652 Oh, really? Little old me. 475 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,621 Okay, never mind. I take that back. 476 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,956 You're screwed. 477 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,324 (sighing) 478 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,960 Hey, at least we're in it together. 479 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,728 (yawning) 480 00:19:56,728 --> 00:20:00,332 Announcer: Low energy? Can't seem to pack a punch? 481 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,901 No sweat. 482 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,603 We got you covered. 483 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:09,641 (grunting) 484 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:12,978 Man: Ariba! 485 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:19,184 ("Mexican Hat Dance" playing) 486 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,456 (sitar music playing) 487 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,365 ♪ 488 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,633 (shouting) 489 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,502 (playing tabla) 490 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:38,804 Announcer: Girth! 491 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:41,974 Girth. 492 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,944 Girth. 493 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,279 Ariba! 494 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,280 (elephant trumpeting) 495 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,815 (grunting) 496 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,316 Girth! 497 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,289 Girth Energy. 498 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,325 What the shit? 499 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:04,730 (phone vibrating) 500 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,998 Hello? 501 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,232 Rebecca: Did you watch it? 502 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,800 What? Sorry. Who is this? 503 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,669 Rebecca: We sold our souls for money last week. 504 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,204 We shamed our ancestors. 505 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,641 Oh, wow! Rebecca? Yeah, holy shit. 506 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,509 What was that? Did we get played? 507 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,177 We totally got played didn't we? 508 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,246 Rebecca: It's not that bad. Kay, it's pretty bad, 509 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,015 but I've done worse. 510 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,250 Worse than this demo reel of racism? 511 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,852 Rebecca: Yeah, there were red flags. 512 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,688 They kept asking us to "try something different." 513 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,256 Oh, my god. I felt like they were gaslighting us 514 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,025 to do something tropey. 515 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,394 (sighing) We didn't stand a chance. 516 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,230 Rebecca: Well, hey, at least we're taking chances 517 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,098 and getting our faces out there. 518 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,533 I mean that's what I thought too, 519 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,435 but now I'm going to get clowned on the internet 520 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,903 for this bullshit? 521 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,872 Rebecca: Well, it got me to check out your videos 522 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,708 and you're pretty good. 523 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,510 Huh. Okay. 524 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,245 Listen, I know this all sucks, 525 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,381 but everything leads to something. 526 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,551 Yeah, true. True, true, true. 527 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:03,722 Um, so let's change our names and move to different continents 528 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,390 and hide our faces in shame forever? 529 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,025 Rebecca: Okay, stop. 530 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,694 I mean, we can also get facial reconstruction surgery 531 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,295 if it's in the budget. 532 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,397 - Rebecca: Okay, can we? - Yeah. No, no, no, it's great. 533 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,433 I heard Malaysia has, like, really great hookups on that. 534 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,767 - Rebecca: Oh, did you? - Yeah, look into it. 535 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,035 - Rebecca: Okay. - I got an uncle that 536 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,437 - lives in Malaysia. - Rebecca: Okay. 537 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,205 Yeah, I'll just ask him. I'm sure he knows a guy. 538 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,807 - Rebecca: He knows a guy? - All we have to do is, like, 539 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,742 basically pay for our flights there. 540 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:24,976 - Rebecca: Oh, that's nothing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 541 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,945 And, and we'll get those Masala-- 542 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,580 - Malaysian Masala peanuts. - Rebecca: Mm. 543 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,582 Jasmeet: Dude, can you imagine how good those are? 544 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,317 - (Rebecca laughing) - Jasmeet: Oh, my God. 545 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,719 I would go change my face literally every other month 546 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,786 just for those peanuts. 547 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,787 Rebecca: Okay, you're an idiot. 548 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:45,831 ♪