1 00:00:17,036 --> 00:00:19,403 Pretzel Fang. 2 00:01:20,308 --> 00:01:22,766 'Los Angeles. 3 00:01:24,354 --> 00:01:27,472 'I call it the City of Bullshitters. 4 00:01:35,823 --> 00:01:38,110 'Who am I to judge? 5 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:44,739 'I live here, too. 6 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:52,087 'This place will suck the life right out of you. 7 00:01:53,966 --> 00:01:55,628 'Some people pick themselves up 8 00:01:55,676 --> 00:01:58,965 'after getting the shit knocked out of them. 9 00:02:00,556 --> 00:02:04,391 'Others break down like an old station wagon. 10 00:02:08,773 --> 00:02:12,107 'We can try to put off the inevitable... 11 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:18,944 'but everything breaks down eventually. 12 00:02:29,168 --> 00:02:31,751 'Even a person's spirit. 13 00:02:34,799 --> 00:02:36,836 'But Moose... 14 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:42,463 'he's unbreakable.' 15 00:03:11,544 --> 00:03:13,706 - Hey, Aaron. - Chocolate Moose. 16 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:16,997 I can't talk too long. I gotta poo. 17 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,624 Oh. 18 00:03:19,093 --> 00:03:21,460 So... 19 00:03:21,512 --> 00:03:23,925 - what's new with you? - Nothing, just these thieves 20 00:03:23,973 --> 00:03:25,680 trying to take pictures of my stuff. 21 00:03:25,766 --> 00:03:28,509 See if they can get it cheaper on eBay. It's brutal. 22 00:03:28,561 --> 00:03:30,143 You wanna know what's new with me? 23 00:03:30,188 --> 00:03:32,555 You got Martin Sheen's autograph on my "Badlands" poster? 24 00:03:32,607 --> 00:03:36,146 Nope. I'm going to a party tonight with Hunter Dunbar. 25 00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:37,310 - Really? - Yep. 26 00:03:37,361 --> 00:03:38,568 - Hunter Dunbar? - Yep. 27 00:03:38,613 --> 00:03:39,854 How'd that happen? 28 00:03:39,906 --> 00:03:41,863 I got invited to the cast and crew party 29 00:03:41,908 --> 00:03:44,446 - of "The Friday Night Killer". - Huh! 30 00:03:44,535 --> 00:03:47,619 Well, somebody's moving up in the world. 31 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,367 Well, that's cool, but... 32 00:03:49,415 --> 00:03:51,226 I'm gonna have a lot of Dunbar autographs myself 33 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:54,084 - after this weekend. - Oh, yeah? Why's that? 34 00:03:54,128 --> 00:03:55,915 He's coming into the store. 35 00:03:57,381 --> 00:03:59,293 You're the Moose. You don't know this? 36 00:03:59,342 --> 00:04:00,674 What? 37 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:03,506 He's signing copies of his new book tomorrow night. 38 00:04:03,554 --> 00:04:05,466 - What? - Here. 39 00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:11,889 Ah. 40 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:14,305 Why didn't you tell me this was actually happening? 41 00:04:14,357 --> 00:04:16,440 It just came together. What am I supposed to do? 42 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:17,975 Call you on your moped? 43 00:04:18,027 --> 00:04:20,189 Is he signing collectibles or just the book? 44 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,771 No, just the book. And you gotta buy it here, 45 00:04:22,823 --> 00:04:24,564 and you gotta have a receipt. I'm checking. 46 00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:26,404 I got some special things at home, 47 00:04:26,452 --> 00:04:28,660 but I need something super special. 48 00:04:28,704 --> 00:04:31,367 Well, you've had your mitts on just about everything we got. 49 00:04:31,415 --> 00:04:34,123 We got those lobby cars, and the Carver one, two, and four. 50 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:35,784 Somebody fucking stole three. 51 00:04:35,836 --> 00:04:38,579 The British Quad for "Ghost Train". 52 00:04:38,631 --> 00:04:43,797 You are such an idiot. "Ghost Train" is so typical. 53 00:04:43,844 --> 00:04:47,463 I need something... I need... I need something rememberable. 54 00:04:47,515 --> 00:04:49,256 Is that a word, Moose? 55 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:55,728 Well, this idiot still has... 56 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,481 this vest. 57 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:03,486 That's "Space Vampires". 58 00:05:04,448 --> 00:05:06,656 - Is it still $800? - Listen, 59 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:10,069 it's never really been an item in the Moose range. 60 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:12,033 Yeah, but make it cheaper. Look, you... 61 00:05:12,123 --> 00:05:14,160 How many times do I come in here to this store? 62 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,617 How many times do I spend my hard-earned money 63 00:05:16,669 --> 00:05:18,205 in that cash register? 64 00:05:18,296 --> 00:05:20,959 And how many times have we had this exact discussion? 65 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:23,875 I got $300, that's all I have. 66 00:05:25,136 --> 00:05:27,924 Please let me have the vest. Please? 67 00:05:28,848 --> 00:05:30,134 Please? 68 00:05:32,018 --> 00:05:34,852 I don't know why it is so hard for me 69 00:05:34,895 --> 00:05:36,602 to say no to you, Moose. 70 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,148 I want your $300, 71 00:05:40,234 --> 00:05:42,601 and I want you to pay it by the end of this year. 72 00:05:42,653 --> 00:05:44,736 Yes, sir! 73 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,611 I want you to have it. 74 00:05:48,659 --> 00:05:52,243 And don't forget it tomorrow either. 75 00:05:52,288 --> 00:05:54,826 Oh, my God. 76 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,454 Moose, that's stupid putting it on backwards. 77 00:05:58,502 --> 00:06:00,585 I know. 78 00:08:45,628 --> 00:08:50,419 ♪ When the sun leaks through the shades ♪ 79 00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:55,127 ♪ I see your point of view ♪ 80 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:01,600 ♪ I could say everything's OK... ♪ 81 00:09:09,819 --> 00:09:11,902 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dunbar. 82 00:09:11,946 --> 00:09:14,029 Come on, come on. 83 00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:15,901 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dunbar. 84 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:18,818 I have every one of your VHS's and DVD's. 85 00:09:18,869 --> 00:09:22,033 It's, like, everybody says that. Say something sm... 86 00:09:22,081 --> 00:09:24,949 I don't... I'm... 87 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,832 Say something different. 88 00:09:26,877 --> 00:09:28,834 Say something... No, I should tell him... 89 00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:31,254 Oh, oh, my God, he'll love this. 90 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,923 You were really rad in "Vampire Killers". 91 00:09:33,968 --> 00:09:35,254 Oh? 92 00:09:35,302 --> 00:09:38,886 You want me to call you by your first name? 93 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:42,015 Hi, Hunter. This is a one and only shirt, 94 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:44,301 but I could tell you where to... get it, 95 00:09:44,353 --> 00:09:47,187 but there won't be any there. 96 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:52,977 He's gonna love me. He's gonna love me! 97 00:09:54,738 --> 00:09:58,982 'I put some of the blame on myself. 98 00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:02,198 'I just wanted to be a good friend.' 99 00:10:11,338 --> 00:10:13,455 Hey, Moose. Sorry I'm late. 100 00:10:13,507 --> 00:10:15,169 What took you so long, Leah? 101 00:10:15,217 --> 00:10:17,584 I've been waiting here, like, 200 hours. 102 00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:19,923 - I know. - Seriously, I was gonna leave. 103 00:10:19,972 --> 00:10:22,180 Sorry. I'm sorry. OK? 104 00:10:22,224 --> 00:10:25,012 The party's just starting to ramp up anyway. 105 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,926 Did you bring the cutters? 106 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:36,436 Scissors, dude? 107 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,360 I said bolt cutters. 108 00:10:39,408 --> 00:10:40,774 I don't know what they are. 109 00:10:40,826 --> 00:10:43,068 Couldn't you just go to a hardware store? 110 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,033 I mean, Dunbar has to be worth a trip to little Home Depot. 111 00:10:46,081 --> 00:10:48,824 He sure is. You think he'll like my shirt? 112 00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:50,492 This is, like, my best horror shirt. 113 00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:55,414 - Do you think he'll like it? - Yeah, he'll... he'll like it. 114 00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:59,050 You know what? We're gonna do this the old fashioned way. 115 00:10:59,094 --> 00:11:01,552 OK, you're gonna get up here. 116 00:11:04,975 --> 00:11:07,558 You're gonna put your foot into my hand. 117 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:10,641 You're gonna reach high, and then... 118 00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:13,397 you'll pull yourself over, OK? 119 00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:15,354 Alright. 120 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:17,018 Up. 121 00:11:17,071 --> 00:11:18,937 One. Two. Three. 122 00:11:21,992 --> 00:11:24,200 Whoa, Nelly. 123 00:11:25,996 --> 00:11:27,532 It's ju... 124 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:32,162 Oh, my God. Moose, are you OK? 125 00:11:33,045 --> 00:11:34,536 Am I alright? 126 00:11:35,756 --> 00:11:37,964 I mean, you sound alright. 127 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,795 Is my shirt alright? 128 00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:41,630 I'm sure your shirt is fine. 129 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,887 This is not a good idea! 130 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:46,969 Just get Hunter Dunbar's autograph and split, OK? 131 00:11:59,154 --> 00:12:01,487 Hey there. Can I get you a drink, sir? 132 00:12:01,532 --> 00:12:04,149 - Hmm? - Can I get you a drink? 133 00:12:05,744 --> 00:12:08,077 I'll just have a strawberry milkshake 134 00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:09,704 with real ice cream, please. 135 00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:11,865 Yeah, we don't... we don't have milkshakes, 136 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,204 but I can make you a cocktail or pour you a soda? 137 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:17,337 No, thanks. I just want a shake. 138 00:12:18,757 --> 00:12:20,999 - May I ask you a question? - Sure. 139 00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,259 - Is Hunter Dunbar here tonight? - Who? 140 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:26,053 Hunter Dun... 141 00:12:56,628 --> 00:12:59,336 Excuse me, Amanda? Excuse me, Amanda? 142 00:13:00,299 --> 00:13:02,211 Hi. 143 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,921 How are you this evening? 144 00:13:03,969 --> 00:13:07,178 Um, I'm wonderful, thank you. And you? 145 00:13:07,222 --> 00:13:09,464 I'm just fine. Thank you for asking. 146 00:13:09,516 --> 00:13:12,930 - Mm-hmm. - Your... Your movie is amazing, 147 00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:15,470 and you're going to be amazing in it. 148 00:13:15,522 --> 00:13:18,686 - Thank you. That's so sweet. - I love your shirt. 149 00:13:20,235 --> 00:13:22,101 It's the only one in the world. 150 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,066 Hmm. 151 00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:29,950 I'm a really big fan of yours, Amanda. 152 00:13:29,995 --> 00:13:33,363 I really think your work is solid and minutes into days, 153 00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:35,873 and I think you're really good in "Kill or Be Killed". 154 00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:38,285 You should do more horror pictures, Amanda. 155 00:13:38,337 --> 00:13:40,124 Yeah. 156 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,129 You're a great Final Girl. 157 00:13:42,174 --> 00:13:44,291 You certainly know my work. 158 00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:46,005 Yeah. 159 00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:48,796 Do you know where Hunter Dunbar is tonight? 160 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:51,260 Uh... Hunter? Well, you know, 161 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:55,769 I believe Hunter is at his son's elementary school play. 162 00:13:55,813 --> 00:13:57,930 You know, all those kids must think 163 00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:00,974 that Hunter is some, sorta like, real-life action hero. 164 00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:03,355 - Great! - Oh! 165 00:14:03,403 --> 00:14:05,144 No outside bags allowed. 166 00:14:05,197 --> 00:14:07,780 I need... I need to get an autograph from Amanda. 167 00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:10,192 Just let me have one autograph, Amanda. 168 00:14:10,244 --> 00:14:11,610 That's enough, let's go. Come on. 169 00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:14,154 No, don't... You... Don't let him do this to me, Amanda. 170 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:16,414 I'm a fan. I'm her number one fan. 171 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,324 Stop it! Stop it! 172 00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:20,619 Stop it! I came here to see Hunter Dunbar. 173 00:14:20,671 --> 00:14:24,335 Leah! Leah! Leah! 174 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,344 Who is it? 175 00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:39,433 Open the door! 176 00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:43,316 I just wanted an autograph! 177 00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:46,110 Open the door, Moose! 178 00:14:53,579 --> 00:14:55,571 I put my neck on the line for you, 179 00:14:55,622 --> 00:14:58,456 so that you could continue with your freaky little hobby 180 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,537 collecting autographs like a child, 181 00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:03,290 and this is how you repay me? By acting like a maniac? 182 00:15:03,338 --> 00:15:06,172 "Maniac", that's a great movie. Not the crappy remake. 183 00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:08,583 That was overrated. It's the new one I like. 184 00:15:08,635 --> 00:15:10,467 - Don't change the subject. - It was, it... 185 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:14,051 It was Amanda who got me kicked out, Leah. 186 00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:15,965 She was the one being a celebutard. 187 00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:17,634 Well, it doesn't matter, Moose, OK? 188 00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:20,178 Because I have to pay the rent, and this camera is how I do it. 189 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:21,812 If you can't respect that, 190 00:15:21,857 --> 00:15:23,835 then this is the last favor I'm ever doing for you. 191 00:15:23,859 --> 00:15:26,226 Hunter Dunbar wasn't even there last night. 192 00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:28,315 You promised that he'd be there. 193 00:15:29,573 --> 00:15:33,066 Do not... raise... your voice at me. 194 00:15:33,118 --> 00:15:34,859 Not a good look, Moose. 195 00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:37,529 I can do what I want. You're not my mom. 196 00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:47,335 ♪ Dance with me the gallowdance 197 00:15:48,884 --> 00:15:51,251 ♪ As disorientated... 198 00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:53,716 ♪...as you can ♪ 199 00:16:02,606 --> 00:16:05,394 That was hysterical. 200 00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:15,404 Poppycock! 201 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,819 Poppycock! 202 00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:39,975 Hello. Welcome to Hol... Welcome to Hollywood. 203 00:16:40,018 --> 00:16:41,884 Welcome to Hollywood... 204 00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:44,395 ...where dreams are made of. 205 00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:46,271 Place where dreams are made of. 206 00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:48,899 Where dreams are made... 207 00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:53,859 London Bridge is right over there. 208 00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:55,364 It's over... 209 00:16:55,409 --> 00:16:58,493 The Beatles are here! The Beatles are here! 210 00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:02,454 - Hello, Tricy. - 'Hello, Tracy.' 211 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,081 Hello, Tricy. 212 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,288 Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper. 213 00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:10,330 What's up, LA? 214 00:17:10,382 --> 00:17:14,092 I am the Boulevard's premiere multimedia entertainer, 215 00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,753 and extreme performance artist here to astonish you... 216 00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:18,762 and leave you breathless. Alright? 217 00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:21,299 Now, my name is Todd... 218 00:17:21,351 --> 00:17:25,095 but some folks, they call me Todd the God. Alright? 219 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,480 And I'm about to blow your minds, alright? 220 00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:30,149 Now you all came to see an amazing show, right? 221 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:31,396 Yeah! 222 00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:33,357 Alright, now before I prove to you 223 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:35,818 that I am the most hardcore illusionist on the Boulevard, 224 00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:39,906 can I please get some brave soul to test this nail for me 225 00:17:39,953 --> 00:17:41,910 to prove it's not a fake? 226 00:17:43,373 --> 00:17:45,285 Shh! Shh! 227 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,334 Is that the "Quine"? 228 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:52,664 You heard it hear, folks. It's real... and it's hard. 229 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:56,092 Alright. 230 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,061 Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! 231 00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:17,859 Man, I love this shit! 232 00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:20,449 Whoo! Come on, come on, get your money out. 233 00:18:20,494 --> 00:18:21,846 Right now. Money in these buckets. 234 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,453 Come on, look at this. Ah... 235 00:18:24,498 --> 00:18:27,741 There we go, keep 'em coming. Keep 'em coming. Come on. 236 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,376 This is one-of-a-kind entertainment right here. 237 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,834 Right on the streets of Hollywood! Todd the God, baby! 238 00:18:33,882 --> 00:18:35,589 Whoo! 239 00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:38,217 - Man, is this really it? - How about that, motherfucker? 240 00:18:38,303 --> 00:18:40,215 I'm doing all the fucking dangerous work. 241 00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:43,385 - Fuck you, Slim! - Oh, yeah? Huh? 242 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:47,097 - Yeah, go fuck yourself. - Good luck, you fucking pussy! 243 00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:48,811 - Fuck off! - Piece of shit. 244 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,564 Fucking bullshi... Hey, Moose! 245 00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:55,439 Hey, man, why the rush? Sorry about Slim's behavior. 246 00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:57,816 I gotta go, Todd. I'm meeting with Hunter Dunbar. 247 00:18:57,864 --> 00:19:00,982 - Hunter Dumbbell, huh? - Hunter Dunbar! 248 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,117 He happens to be the best actor on the planet. 249 00:19:03,161 --> 00:19:04,639 OK, well, why haven't you introduced me, Moose? 250 00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:07,076 I don't even know him yet, Todd. 251 00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:09,867 We can do that later. Right now, I gotta proposition for you. 252 00:19:09,918 --> 00:19:11,659 Slim and I, we just ended our partnership, 253 00:19:11,711 --> 00:19:14,419 and I want you to fill in for him. Alright? 254 00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:16,581 - I don't want to. - Look, it's easy, OK? 255 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,421 I do all the hard work hypnotizing the masses, 256 00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:20,738 you just need to pick a couple pockets. 257 00:19:20,762 --> 00:19:22,719 I don't want to, Todd! 258 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:26,474 You don't respect the Boulevard and you don't respect the fans. 259 00:19:26,518 --> 00:19:29,431 - And I don't steal from people. - People? People? 260 00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:32,938 They're not people, Moose! They're fucking tourists! 261 00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:37,732 - Moose, where you been? - It's not over yet, is it? 262 00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:40,066 Relax, relax. We've gotta get you in line. 263 00:19:40,115 --> 00:19:43,324 - Have you got the vest? - I sure do. Is he gonna sign? 264 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,902 - Is he gonna sign? - Moose, shh. 265 00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,571 - Go right in. - Yo, man, chill. 266 00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:50,580 - I'm sorry. - What the hell? 267 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,914 - I got Vis a Vis markers. - Yeah, great. Cool. 268 00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:55,624 - You can use one if you want. - Awesome. 269 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,664 Who am I making this out to? 270 00:19:57,716 --> 00:20:00,675 - It's, uh, Alex. - Alex. Alex. 271 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:04,258 "To... Alex, best wishes..." 272 00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:08,178 - There you go. - Thanks. 273 00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:56,806 Thank you. 274 00:20:56,858 --> 00:20:58,269 Thank you. Have a good day. 275 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,192 Thanks for coming by. 276 00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:03,321 Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar. There's a woman named Brenda out back? 277 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:05,152 She says she needs to speak to you. 278 00:21:06,326 --> 00:21:08,238 Says it's important. I don't know. 279 00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:09,777 OK. 280 00:21:09,829 --> 00:21:12,742 - Alright. - It's just out back over here. 281 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,033 Excuse me. 282 00:21:16,294 --> 00:21:18,206 - Aaron, he's leaving. - Oh, Moo... 283 00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:19,712 - Is he gonna sign? - Moose... 284 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,713 - Aaron, he's leaving. - Moose, it's OK. 285 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,592 - Is he gonna sign? - Moose, he's gonna sign. 286 00:21:24,636 --> 00:21:28,380 Oh. 287 00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:35,807 Hey, buddy. 288 00:21:39,609 --> 00:21:41,191 What the hell you doing here? 289 00:21:41,236 --> 00:21:43,728 Maybe you could remember that I have date tonight. 290 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,692 You said you'd watch Tanner. 291 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,606 - Tonight? - Mr. Dunbar? 292 00:21:47,659 --> 00:21:49,241 - Look, I messed up. - Mr. Dunbar. 293 00:21:49,286 --> 00:21:52,404 I was the next fan in line. I think you forgot. 294 00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:54,617 Just... just take it easy, buddy. Take it easy. 295 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,310 - I sure will. - Just give me a minute, OK? 296 00:21:56,334 --> 00:21:59,122 I sure will. Thank you, Mr. Dunbar. 297 00:22:01,047 --> 00:22:03,835 You thought it was OK to bring him here? 298 00:22:03,883 --> 00:22:05,795 It's not OK. 299 00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:09,386 OK, alright. OK. OK. 300 00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:11,764 I'm... I'm sorry. I fucked up. 301 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,800 Yeah. 302 00:22:13,852 --> 00:22:15,718 Clearly this means a lot to you. 303 00:22:16,354 --> 00:22:17,970 Clearly. 304 00:22:18,023 --> 00:22:19,730 You know what I'm gonna do? 305 00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:21,686 Tomorrow I'm gonna call you 306 00:22:21,735 --> 00:22:25,149 and you can unload whatever it is you want to unload on me. 307 00:22:26,281 --> 00:22:29,069 Get it all off your chest, OK? 308 00:22:29,117 --> 00:22:33,737 You're so full of shit, Hunter. 309 00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:36,746 But you're a great actor. 310 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,953 You got thirty minutes. 311 00:22:39,044 --> 00:22:41,001 Fuck! 312 00:22:43,173 --> 00:22:44,880 I'm on your side. 313 00:22:44,924 --> 00:22:47,837 You're the best, Mr. Dunbar. You're the best. 314 00:22:47,886 --> 00:22:49,878 You need to learn some fucking manners, buddy. 315 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:51,553 I'm sorry, Mr. Dunbar, but... 316 00:22:51,598 --> 00:22:53,635 I have every VHS, I have every DVD. 317 00:22:53,683 --> 00:22:55,845 You're so rad in "Warriors", 318 00:22:55,894 --> 00:22:57,635 I just don't want you not to sign my stuff. 319 00:22:57,687 --> 00:22:59,527 You came to the place, but I'm officially done. 320 00:22:59,564 --> 00:23:01,647 But wait till you see the special items I have. 321 00:23:01,691 --> 00:23:03,774 This is "Space Vampires". 322 00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:08,275 How about I sign your face with my fucking fists? 323 00:23:08,323 --> 00:23:10,676 That's a collector's item you're not gonna want to take home. 324 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,657 Trust me. 325 00:23:13,328 --> 00:23:14,864 Yes, sir. 326 00:23:22,712 --> 00:23:24,328 Can I ask you a question? 327 00:23:24,381 --> 00:23:25,667 Mm-hmm. 328 00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:28,833 How do you guys find celebrity houses? 329 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:31,093 How do you find them? 330 00:23:31,137 --> 00:23:32,844 Why do you ask? 331 00:23:34,349 --> 00:23:35,760 Well, is it difficult? 332 00:23:35,809 --> 00:23:38,347 Is it difficult to find famous people's houses? 333 00:23:38,395 --> 00:23:42,309 Well, uh... Well, I mean, sometimes it can be tricky, 334 00:23:42,357 --> 00:23:45,350 but we have our ways. 335 00:23:45,443 --> 00:23:47,776 Do you think that... that it would be difficult 336 00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:49,273 to find Hunter Dunbar's house? 337 00:23:49,322 --> 00:23:51,689 I can't think of one good reason 338 00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:54,734 why you, of all people should know where Hunter Dunbar lives. 339 00:23:54,786 --> 00:23:57,824 I just... I wanna see how successful he is. 340 00:23:59,582 --> 00:24:01,494 OK. Cool. 341 00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:05,127 Um... well, if I want to get a really embarrassing shot 342 00:24:05,171 --> 00:24:08,335 of some hung-over celebutard in his bathrobe 343 00:24:08,425 --> 00:24:09,916 at some other celebutard's house, 344 00:24:09,968 --> 00:24:12,631 I use my handy dandy Star Map app. 345 00:24:12,679 --> 00:24:14,671 - Star Map app? - Yeah. 346 00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,222 It is... 347 00:24:17,684 --> 00:24:19,095 right there. 348 00:24:19,185 --> 00:24:20,926 Holy cow, Batman. 349 00:24:20,979 --> 00:24:23,221 - Pretty cool, right? - Is this for real? 350 00:24:23,273 --> 00:24:26,687 Yeah. Well, sometimes, I mean, if the address is wrong 351 00:24:26,776 --> 00:24:28,358 you'll still see a celebrity, 352 00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:30,235 because, I mean, they all live up there. 353 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,068 So either way, cha-ching for me, you know? 354 00:24:33,742 --> 00:24:35,233 Ah. 355 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:39,369 OK. I'm downloading. 356 00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:41,497 Wait, Moose. You... 357 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,666 You have to promise me, OK? 358 00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:45,121 You have to be careful. 359 00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:47,787 I don't want you to be accused of stalking. 360 00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:50,832 That's hilarious. 361 00:24:50,884 --> 00:24:55,254 - I'm not an idiot. - No. I know you're not. 362 00:24:55,305 --> 00:24:57,467 Alright. You can have one. 363 00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:58,801 - One? - Yup. 364 00:24:58,850 --> 00:25:00,933 Thanks. 365 00:25:02,771 --> 00:25:04,012 I love you, Moosey. 366 00:25:06,024 --> 00:25:08,516 I love you. 367 00:25:10,361 --> 00:25:13,479 Leah, pick up, pick up, pick up. Pick up! 368 00:25:20,955 --> 00:25:23,368 - Hello? - 'Leah! I gotta thank you.' 369 00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:25,533 Thank you, thank you, so much. 370 00:25:25,585 --> 00:25:27,668 'OK, calm down. Thank me for what?' 371 00:25:27,754 --> 00:25:30,087 The Star Map app. It's awesome! 372 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,248 It's so awesome. Ben Affleck's house. 373 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,008 'I saw his house. It's so big. 374 00:25:35,053 --> 00:25:37,045 'Did you know he has two pools?' 375 00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:40,635 And James Franco lives 15 minutes away from me. 376 00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,305 Fifteen minutes. He's practically my neighbor. 377 00:25:43,353 --> 00:25:47,688 And Jamie Lee Curtis, her bar is so big. It's so big, Leah. 378 00:25:47,732 --> 00:25:49,439 OK, Moose. 379 00:25:49,484 --> 00:25:51,476 Just remember what I said, OK? 380 00:25:51,528 --> 00:25:53,986 Don't worry. Don't worry. Please don't worry. 381 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:57,114 OK, Moosey out. I gotta go. I gotta go. 382 00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,996 'Dear Mr. Dunbar, 383 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:12,038 'I am writing you because I really care about you. 384 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:16,004 'I met you at the Hollywood Book and Poster Shop. 385 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:19,762 'You made it clear that I bothered you, 386 00:26:19,806 --> 00:26:22,890 'and that's the last thing I wanted to do.' 387 00:26:30,441 --> 00:26:32,854 'I have seen all your movies. 388 00:26:32,902 --> 00:26:34,985 'I love, love, love them. 389 00:26:35,029 --> 00:26:40,241 'But I waited in line for over an hour to meet you, 390 00:26:40,285 --> 00:26:43,028 'and you didn't even take the time 391 00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,913 'to give me one autograph. 392 00:26:45,999 --> 00:26:49,788 'I even spent all my money to buy your vest.' 393 00:26:49,836 --> 00:26:54,001 Oh, yeah. I'll draw a picture of... the vest. 394 00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:57,541 'Please take more time to show your fans 395 00:26:57,594 --> 00:26:59,381 'how much you care about them. 396 00:26:59,429 --> 00:27:02,342 'Without us, you're nothing.' 397 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:04,382 This is gonna do it. 398 00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:07,598 'P.S. Will you please sign my vest 399 00:27:07,645 --> 00:27:10,934 'and follow me on social media?' 400 00:27:13,318 --> 00:27:15,025 'Love... 401 00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:19,487 'Moose.' 402 00:27:22,911 --> 00:27:26,564 2845. 403 00:27:26,664 --> 00:27:28,121 28... Alright. 404 00:27:28,207 --> 00:27:30,199 284... 405 00:27:59,572 --> 00:28:00,858 Hey! 406 00:28:05,495 --> 00:28:06,736 Hey. 407 00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:09,872 Can I help you? 408 00:28:14,963 --> 00:28:17,671 Hey, Danny. Why don't you go inside the house for a second 409 00:28:17,715 --> 00:28:19,297 and fire up the Xbox, alright? 410 00:28:19,384 --> 00:28:21,501 I'll be in in a minute. 411 00:28:24,514 --> 00:28:27,257 Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. 412 00:28:43,449 --> 00:28:45,441 I don't know what you're doing outside my house 413 00:28:45,493 --> 00:28:49,077 like some deaf, mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving. 414 00:28:49,122 --> 00:28:52,160 Unless you want trouble. 415 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,918 - You want trouble? - I sure don't. I sure don't. 416 00:28:55,962 --> 00:28:58,079 Here's a letter for you. 417 00:28:58,131 --> 00:29:00,714 - It's a letter. - You wrote a letter? 418 00:29:00,758 --> 00:29:02,420 I don't accept letters here. 419 00:29:05,471 --> 00:29:09,135 Listen, pal, I don't know how you found me, 420 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:11,800 but I don't ever want to see you in this neighborhood again. 421 00:29:11,853 --> 00:29:13,219 OK? You understand? 422 00:29:13,271 --> 00:29:15,058 I just want your autograph, Mr. Dunbar. 423 00:29:15,106 --> 00:29:17,849 I collect autographs. And I bought your... 424 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:20,142 I bought your vest from "Vampire Killers". 425 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:24,196 It was $300. See? 426 00:29:24,282 --> 00:29:26,114 What, are you some sorta freak autograph hound 427 00:29:26,159 --> 00:29:28,526 that won't leave me the fuck alone? 428 00:29:28,578 --> 00:29:30,661 You can't just come to my private residence 429 00:29:30,705 --> 00:29:32,822 looking for me. 430 00:29:36,002 --> 00:29:38,745 You want my autograph? 431 00:29:38,796 --> 00:29:40,207 Give me the pen. 432 00:29:42,008 --> 00:29:43,249 Thank you. 433 00:29:44,135 --> 00:29:46,127 I got your autograph. 434 00:29:46,179 --> 00:29:48,762 Right there... 435 00:29:48,806 --> 00:29:52,800 ...is my autograph. 436 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,762 Now get the fuck out of here. 437 00:30:19,879 --> 00:30:24,089 'They say you should never meet your heroes. 438 00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:27,046 'But meeting them's not the problem. 439 00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:29,753 'It's when you get too close. 440 00:30:32,975 --> 00:30:36,139 'Close enough to see what's behind the mask. 441 00:30:40,691 --> 00:30:43,229 'That's a line they don't want you to cross.' 442 00:31:17,562 --> 00:31:19,394 'Ello, little boy. 443 00:31:19,438 --> 00:31:22,226 You want to take a photograph with me? 444 00:31:22,275 --> 00:31:24,983 - '...my mate Dave.' - Did you see my mate Dave? 445 00:31:25,027 --> 00:31:26,438 'No worries.' 446 00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:28,274 I'm not really from London, you know? 447 00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:31,156 A lot of people think I'm from London. 448 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,236 But I'm not. 449 00:31:32,285 --> 00:31:34,322 Come on! 450 00:31:35,955 --> 00:31:40,245 - You seem to know your stuff. - I sure do. I sure do. 451 00:31:40,293 --> 00:31:42,034 But not like that Todd guy. 452 00:31:42,086 --> 00:31:44,829 He's not a God. He's full of doo-doo. 453 00:31:44,881 --> 00:31:50,593 He doesn't respect Hollywood. I... I respect Hollywood. Yeah. 454 00:31:50,636 --> 00:31:53,094 Alright, true love? 455 00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,474 You're really good. You're really good. 456 00:31:57,518 --> 00:31:59,885 You're so good. Let me just... 457 00:32:05,651 --> 00:32:08,735 Don't forget to see the Wax Museum before you go home. 458 00:32:13,492 --> 00:32:15,825 Ah! 'Sup, fucking gaylord? 459 00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:18,988 Hey, hey, oh, oh. Don't arrest me, Officer. 460 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,702 It wasn't me. No, I swear. 461 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,895 I swear I didn't even know she was still in high school. 462 00:32:22,919 --> 00:32:24,285 He didn't. 463 00:32:24,337 --> 00:32:26,203 Ah, what you doing here, Moose, huh? 464 00:32:26,255 --> 00:32:28,042 Did you make some serious money? 465 00:32:28,090 --> 00:32:30,628 - No, it was pretty slow. - Oh, slow, huh? 466 00:32:30,676 --> 00:32:32,258 You call that slow? See? 467 00:32:32,303 --> 00:32:34,260 I... I call that ball. 468 00:32:34,305 --> 00:32:36,262 A little fake blood. A little movie magic. 469 00:32:36,307 --> 00:32:37,673 You like movies, don't you, Moose? 470 00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:40,263 That's what's up. Come on, dude. Let's celebrate. 471 00:32:40,311 --> 00:32:42,164 You do the honors, Slim. You fucking earned it today. 472 00:32:42,188 --> 00:32:44,475 You know, I think he should do the honors. 473 00:32:44,523 --> 00:32:47,311 Would you like to do these honors? 474 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,728 - I think he fuckin' would! - Yeah, suck it, huh? 475 00:32:51,781 --> 00:32:54,819 Oh, man! 476 00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:58,360 Yo, when I'm high, it's like the money rains from the heavens, 477 00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,404 right into my pocket. 478 00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,368 Then why do you steal from people? 479 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:05,454 - Why do you steal from people? - Whoa, whoa, what'd you say? 480 00:33:05,503 --> 00:33:07,085 Something about stealing? 481 00:33:07,129 --> 00:33:08,461 You didn't say nothing. 482 00:33:08,506 --> 00:33:09,983 And that's the way you're gonna keep it. 483 00:33:10,007 --> 00:33:12,169 Give the guy a break. 484 00:33:12,218 --> 00:33:15,461 He's working his ass off out there, do righty. Just... 485 00:33:15,513 --> 00:33:18,472 He just does it a little bit different than we do. 486 00:33:18,516 --> 00:33:21,475 - Everything OK in here? - Yeah. 487 00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:23,351 We're just talking about the Dodgers, Dick. 488 00:33:23,396 --> 00:33:26,389 Why can't you leave this guy alone, huh? 489 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,432 Now get out of here, you degenerates. 490 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:31,443 Bye-bye, Moosey. 491 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:34,480 Keepin' two eyes on you, Moose. 492 00:33:35,283 --> 00:33:37,650 That's not very nice, Dick. 493 00:33:37,702 --> 00:33:39,864 OK? 494 00:33:42,623 --> 00:33:45,411 Why are you letting those freaks push you around like that? 495 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:46,700 They're just playing. 496 00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:48,459 You're a good guy, Moose! 497 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,461 You shouldn't be messing around with those fools. 498 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,498 They're just playing. 499 00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:55,418 You can't let people keep shitting on you. 500 00:33:55,469 --> 00:33:56,926 One day, you're gonna need to learn 501 00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:58,837 how to stand up for yourself. 502 00:33:58,931 --> 00:34:01,674 You're gonna have to learn how to fight back. 503 00:34:01,726 --> 00:34:04,218 OK? 504 00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:05,306 I'm late. 505 00:34:05,354 --> 00:34:07,471 I've gotta go. 506 00:34:13,654 --> 00:34:15,520 'I have no idea 507 00:34:15,573 --> 00:34:18,862 'why Moose would go back to that man's house. 508 00:34:20,369 --> 00:34:23,578 But I suppose when you find the cookie jar... 509 00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:27,624 it's hard to not go back for more. 510 00:35:10,753 --> 00:35:13,461 I did it. I did it. 511 00:35:28,729 --> 00:35:31,142 Why would Hunter Dunbar let this die? 512 00:35:31,232 --> 00:35:33,565 Hey! 513 00:35:34,819 --> 00:35:36,651 Get out! 514 00:35:36,695 --> 00:35:38,982 Get out of here! 515 00:36:00,511 --> 00:36:03,424 What are you doing? You trying to give me a heart attack? 516 00:36:03,472 --> 00:36:05,429 Of course not. 517 00:36:05,474 --> 00:36:07,841 You can't just sneak up on people like that, Moose. 518 00:36:07,893 --> 00:36:10,556 I almost had a shot of Conrad Hall walking outta Earth Bar. 519 00:36:10,604 --> 00:36:13,062 Earth Bar sucks, no milkshakes. 520 00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:15,815 Yeah, well, your best friend Hunter Dunbar's co-star, 521 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:17,897 Ms. Title, walked out of there earlier 522 00:36:17,945 --> 00:36:21,313 and blessed me with a see-through blouse, no bra. 523 00:36:21,407 --> 00:36:23,694 It's funny that you mention Dunbar. 524 00:36:23,742 --> 00:36:26,610 Because I was just at his house. 525 00:36:26,704 --> 00:36:29,242 - You're kidding, right? - Nope. 526 00:36:29,290 --> 00:36:31,532 I used the Star Map app, the one that you told me about. 527 00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:34,543 Takes you directly to his house. And... 528 00:36:34,587 --> 00:36:37,295 His plants, he should take better care of his plants. 529 00:36:37,339 --> 00:36:40,298 I did not tell you to use the Star Map app. 530 00:36:40,342 --> 00:36:42,504 - You sure did. - No, I did not. 531 00:36:42,553 --> 00:36:44,044 I told you about the app 532 00:36:44,138 --> 00:36:46,199 because you are the biggest movie fan I know, and I thought 533 00:36:46,223 --> 00:36:47,909 you'd get a kick out of seeing where the stars live. 534 00:36:47,933 --> 00:36:49,890 You cannot just invade people's privacy. 535 00:36:49,935 --> 00:36:52,052 I'm not in trouble, Leah. 536 00:36:52,104 --> 00:36:55,347 I just dropped a letter off at his house, that was it. 537 00:36:55,399 --> 00:36:56,981 Moose, this is really bad. 538 00:36:57,026 --> 00:36:59,359 I can't believe you're acting like this. 539 00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:01,107 I thought you'd be happy for me. 540 00:37:01,155 --> 00:37:02,862 Happy for you? 541 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,777 I would have never encouraged you 542 00:37:04,825 --> 00:37:06,862 if I knew you'd turn into a creepy little stalker. 543 00:37:06,911 --> 00:37:11,872 I am not a stalker. I am a fan, Leah! 544 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:14,579 You should know that better than anybody. 545 00:37:14,627 --> 00:37:17,620 You're being so mean. Like Hunter's wife. 546 00:37:18,088 --> 00:37:20,080 Moose! 547 00:37:22,051 --> 00:37:25,635 She is not my BBF. She is not. 548 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:31,509 Moose! Oh, come on... 549 00:37:31,602 --> 00:37:34,219 Hey, hey. My man! We on for tonight's show or what? 550 00:37:34,271 --> 00:37:36,263 We are gonna be making mucho Donald Trump. 551 00:37:36,357 --> 00:37:38,418 - Leave me alone, Todd. - You're not gonna make paper 552 00:37:38,442 --> 00:37:40,684 in that bullshit bobby cop outfit, alright? 553 00:37:40,778 --> 00:37:44,067 If you really need money, I can make you money, alright? 554 00:37:44,156 --> 00:37:46,176 Give you what you need, easy. I go on in 15. Alright? 555 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,736 I can teach you how to hustle. 556 00:37:47,826 --> 00:37:50,534 And I really... I need the cash, Moose, in a bad way. 557 00:37:50,579 --> 00:37:53,367 Yeah, to buy drugs? To buy drugs? To buy drugs? 558 00:37:53,415 --> 00:37:56,749 - What does it matter to you? - I'm not doing it, Todd! 559 00:37:56,794 --> 00:37:59,411 Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. 560 00:37:59,463 --> 00:38:02,331 Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. 561 00:38:02,424 --> 00:38:03,790 Fucking pussy! 562 00:38:03,884 --> 00:38:06,046 You don't have the balls to get what you want. 563 00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:08,508 Alright? I got an amazing business opportunity here 564 00:38:08,597 --> 00:38:11,089 staring you right in the face, you know that? 565 00:38:11,183 --> 00:38:12,845 I'm done playing nice. Alright? 566 00:38:12,893 --> 00:38:16,307 You're gonna help me make some fucking cash, bitch. 567 00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:24,278 I wish Freddy Krueger would come and chop off your head. 568 00:38:24,321 --> 00:38:28,736 And it would roll in the street and a truck would squish it 569 00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:31,822 and the blood would splatter everywhere. 570 00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:35,079 And everyone would watch it! 571 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,674 You're not worth it anyway. 572 00:38:45,718 --> 00:38:46,754 Moose! 573 00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:50,713 Will I get in trouble? Am I in trouble? 574 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:53,594 Are you kidding me? I'm proud of you. 575 00:38:53,642 --> 00:38:55,099 - You're proud of me? - Yes. 576 00:38:55,144 --> 00:38:57,101 - You're proud of me? - You did good. 577 00:38:57,146 --> 00:39:00,264 People have to just stop calling me a stalker. 578 00:39:00,316 --> 00:39:01,477 Stalker? 579 00:39:01,525 --> 00:39:03,687 They have to stop calling me a loser. 580 00:39:03,736 --> 00:39:07,025 Because I... 581 00:39:07,072 --> 00:39:08,904 Even my friends are calling me that. 582 00:39:08,949 --> 00:39:12,533 Newsflash, Moose: Todd is not your friend, man. 583 00:39:12,578 --> 00:39:17,494 I know, but people have to stop picking on me. 584 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:22,195 I'm gonna make them stop. 585 00:39:30,971 --> 00:39:32,303 Mr. Dunbar. 586 00:39:32,348 --> 00:39:34,806 I need to talk to you about something. 587 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,637 This afternoon, while you were out, 588 00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:39,553 some crazy man ran into your backyard. 589 00:39:39,605 --> 00:39:41,471 What are you talking about? 590 00:39:41,523 --> 00:39:43,435 I had to scare him away. 591 00:39:44,026 --> 00:39:45,767 Yeah, well... 592 00:39:45,819 --> 00:39:48,277 you sure this crazy man wasn't the gardener? 593 00:39:48,322 --> 00:39:50,655 No, this was something different. 594 00:39:50,699 --> 00:39:53,783 Well, whatever you did, it worked. 595 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:03,327 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here. 596 00:40:03,379 --> 00:40:07,669 - You alright? - I was so scared. 597 00:40:08,467 --> 00:40:10,834 Jesus, you're shaking. 598 00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,549 You OK? 599 00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:21,060 Yeah. 600 00:40:26,652 --> 00:40:29,110 I'm sorry. I shouldn't 601 00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:33,364 I'm sorry, that was... That's my fault. 602 00:40:33,409 --> 00:40:35,992 - I apologize. - It's OK. 603 00:40:36,036 --> 00:40:40,827 It's just... I don't think we can do that anymore. 604 00:40:40,874 --> 00:40:42,991 OK. OK. 605 00:40:48,173 --> 00:40:49,380 Dora? 606 00:40:49,425 --> 00:40:52,293 Yeah? 607 00:40:52,344 --> 00:40:55,132 You, uh, you're really doing a great job around here. 608 00:40:56,515 --> 00:40:58,757 Feels like a home again. Thank you. 609 00:40:58,809 --> 00:41:00,846 Mm-hmm. 610 00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:04,937 Shit! 611 00:41:05,023 --> 00:41:07,811 Julio. 612 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:10,819 - Hey, hey, hey. - Ah. 613 00:41:10,863 --> 00:41:12,729 You gotta listen to me when I talk to you. 614 00:41:12,781 --> 00:41:15,694 Sorry, señor. I was just listening to my music. 615 00:41:15,784 --> 00:41:18,777 Dora said she saw somebody sneak into the yard today. 616 00:41:18,829 --> 00:41:21,913 She's concerned, which, you know, makes me very concerned. 617 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:24,791 Did you see someone strange in the yard today? 618 00:41:24,835 --> 00:41:27,873 No, no, señor. I just focus on work, is all. 619 00:41:27,921 --> 00:41:28,961 - Alright. - Just work, eh? 620 00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:31,214 OK. Look, do me a favor. 621 00:41:31,258 --> 00:41:33,966 You see somebody strange in the yard you let me know, OK? 622 00:41:34,011 --> 00:41:35,172 - Sí, sí, sí, sí. - Alright? 623 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,963 Señor Hunter, it's raining out, I cannot finish. 624 00:41:38,015 --> 00:41:40,007 Uh, maybe I go home? 625 00:41:40,058 --> 00:41:43,802 - Yeah. Yeah, go home. - Gracias. 626 00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:52,068 Alright. Come on, we're late. 627 00:41:52,112 --> 00:41:54,069 You gonna score me some goals today, or what? 628 00:41:54,114 --> 00:41:56,197 - Yeah. - Alright. Get in. Get in... 629 00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:31,809 No, don't read it! 630 00:42:31,902 --> 00:42:34,986 Don't read it! Don't read it! Don't read it! 631 00:42:35,572 --> 00:42:37,154 Ow! 632 00:42:38,492 --> 00:42:41,235 Help! Help! Help! 633 00:42:41,286 --> 00:42:43,243 I'm just a fan. I'm just... 634 00:42:43,372 --> 00:42:45,034 - Ayuda, ayuda! - Just stop hitting me! 635 00:42:45,082 --> 00:42:47,165 - Ayuda! - Be quiet! 636 00:42:49,795 --> 00:42:53,254 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 637 00:42:53,298 --> 00:42:55,836 Are you OK? 638 00:42:55,884 --> 00:42:59,878 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 639 00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:01,842 That's a nosebleed. 640 00:43:01,932 --> 00:43:03,924 That... That's bad. That's bad. 641 00:43:03,976 --> 00:43:07,435 I had a nosebleed. It wasn't fun. 642 00:43:07,479 --> 00:43:09,892 But you... you fix it. 643 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,899 You take paper towels and you put it up your nose... 644 00:43:45,267 --> 00:43:47,600 No laser. 645 00:43:47,644 --> 00:43:49,556 No alarm. 646 00:43:51,064 --> 00:43:53,772 I'm... in... 647 00:43:53,817 --> 00:43:56,275 Hunter... Dunbar's... 648 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,107 house! 649 00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:03,699 "Best Monster Makeup." 650 00:44:05,871 --> 00:44:07,533 "Best Stunt." 651 00:44:12,753 --> 00:44:14,995 Moose is in the house. 652 00:44:15,047 --> 00:44:16,709 Moose is in the house. 653 00:44:16,757 --> 00:44:19,340 Watch out. Watch out! 654 00:44:19,384 --> 00:44:21,125 Here's... Moosey. 655 00:44:23,013 --> 00:44:26,597 ♪ You rock my head and you rattle my head ♪ 656 00:44:26,642 --> 00:44:29,976 ♪ You rock it, rock it, rock it like I go to bed ♪ 657 00:44:32,272 --> 00:44:34,264 Poor Danny. 658 00:44:34,399 --> 00:44:37,107 All that money, no ice cream. 659 00:44:55,212 --> 00:44:58,125 This is not a good script. 660 00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,961 He should not do it. 661 00:45:06,765 --> 00:45:08,381 "Two for sleep." 662 00:45:09,726 --> 00:45:12,059 "One for insomnia." 663 00:45:13,563 --> 00:45:16,146 Poor Dunbar. 664 00:45:16,191 --> 00:45:18,604 He shouldn't be taking drugs. 665 00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:37,836 'Please come out. 666 00:45:37,921 --> 00:45:39,958 - 'Mommy's tired.' - 'Hockey player.' 667 00:45:40,048 --> 00:45:43,837 'Mommy's tired and fat. 668 00:45:43,885 --> 00:45:45,877 'We're gonna have a little baby. 669 00:45:45,929 --> 00:45:48,922 'Did you look at that? Not funny. 670 00:45:49,975 --> 00:45:51,637 - 'I'm hot.' - 'You're hot?' 671 00:45:51,685 --> 00:45:53,221 - 'Yes.' - 'No...' 672 00:45:53,270 --> 00:45:56,684 - 'Don't do it.' - 'I'm hungry, too.' 673 00:45:56,732 --> 00:45:58,894 'I am hungry. I'm hungry and I'm hot.' 674 00:45:58,942 --> 00:46:01,087 - 'Babe, you are hot.' - 'It's beautiful, but...' 675 00:46:01,111 --> 00:46:02,943 - 'You're hot!' - 'I am not.' 676 00:46:02,988 --> 00:46:04,195 'You're hot, baby. 677 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,606 - 'You're smiling.' - 'You're such a jackass.' 678 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:08,236 'I love when you smile.' 679 00:46:09,995 --> 00:46:13,159 - 'OK, no more camera.' - 'Alright, no more camera. 680 00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:14,868 'No more camera.' 681 00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:59,667 Where are you, you little shit? 682 00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:12,672 Blazer. 683 00:47:12,724 --> 00:47:15,262 Gonna put on a blazer. 684 00:47:45,006 --> 00:47:47,293 Hey. 685 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:50,343 No, I'm gonna pass. 686 00:47:50,387 --> 00:47:52,049 Because look, look. Here's the thing. 687 00:47:52,097 --> 00:47:53,991 If I'm gonna be away on location away from Danny that long, 688 00:47:54,015 --> 00:47:56,758 they gotta make it worth my while. They gotta come up. 689 00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:58,142 That's just it. 690 00:47:59,771 --> 00:48:03,390 Anyways, I missed your mom this week. 691 00:48:03,441 --> 00:48:07,435 Yeah, Brenda's on another one of her tears. 692 00:48:07,529 --> 00:48:10,943 No, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 693 00:48:12,534 --> 00:48:15,698 Hey! You should know I, uh... 694 00:48:17,205 --> 00:48:19,413 kissed the maid again. 695 00:48:19,457 --> 00:48:22,120 Cos I'm an idiot. 696 00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:26,871 I don't know, man. 697 00:48:26,923 --> 00:48:30,007 Some weirdo's been sneaking around the house. 698 00:48:31,344 --> 00:48:34,633 Yeah, I'll talk to you later, OK? 699 00:48:34,681 --> 00:48:36,673 Alright, call me. 700 00:48:48,153 --> 00:48:51,396 So, what's up? Mom doesn't make you brush your teeth at home? 701 00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:54,361 - Not a lot. - What do you mean, "not a lot"? 702 00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:55,945 Not as much as you do. 703 00:48:57,037 --> 00:49:00,872 I think I dropped your toothbrush on the ground. 704 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:03,033 Nah, I'm just kidding. 705 00:49:03,084 --> 00:49:04,165 Look, listen to me. 706 00:49:04,252 --> 00:49:06,414 Just because Mom doesn't enforce a rule 707 00:49:06,463 --> 00:49:08,671 doesn't mean you can't not do something. Alright? 708 00:49:08,715 --> 00:49:11,423 You gotta brush your teeth in the morning and at night, 709 00:49:11,468 --> 00:49:14,256 because that's what big boys do. Big boys brush their teeth. 710 00:49:14,304 --> 00:49:17,797 And you're becoming a big boy now, so you gotta do it. 711 00:49:17,849 --> 00:49:19,260 Spit. 712 00:49:19,309 --> 00:49:22,268 I don't know why you don't run the sink. 713 00:49:23,271 --> 00:49:25,308 - How's Mom? - Good. 714 00:49:25,357 --> 00:49:27,314 Yeah? She getting you to school OK? 715 00:49:27,359 --> 00:49:28,850 - Yeah. - Promise? 716 00:49:28,902 --> 00:49:31,110 - Yeah. - OK. 717 00:49:31,154 --> 00:49:34,147 You know, if there's anything you ever need or want, 718 00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:36,282 - you can call me, right? - Yeah. 719 00:49:36,326 --> 00:49:38,158 If you ever got any problems, or whatever. 720 00:49:38,203 --> 00:49:39,410 Yeah. 721 00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:42,071 Alright. I love you, buddy. 722 00:49:42,123 --> 00:49:44,786 Sleep well, alright? 723 00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:21,530 'I wonder how many times we bought the same work? 724 00:52:21,616 --> 00:52:26,202 'Hey, I mean, praying's for church, huh? Come on.' 725 00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:28,408 'I haven't seen you in church lately.' 726 00:52:28,456 --> 00:52:33,702 'Well, not much sense in my going to church. 727 00:52:33,753 --> 00:52:37,417 'Do you remember one time when we were small, we were out here? 728 00:52:37,465 --> 00:52:39,548 'It was from right over there. 729 00:52:39,592 --> 00:52:41,424 'I jumped out at you from behind the tree 730 00:52:41,469 --> 00:52:43,882 'and grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist at me. 731 00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:47,264 'And he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell." 732 00:52:47,308 --> 00:52:50,301 - 'Remember that?' - Come on in. 733 00:52:50,353 --> 00:52:53,016 'You used to really be scared.' 734 00:52:53,064 --> 00:52:56,432 - 'Johnny.' - 'You're still afraid.' 735 00:52:56,484 --> 00:52:58,476 'Stop it now, I mean it.' 736 00:52:58,528 --> 00:53:02,067 Oh... Don't mind my little Moosey. 737 00:53:02,115 --> 00:53:04,732 'They're coming to get you, Barbara.' 738 00:53:05,618 --> 00:53:08,076 'Stop it. You're ignorant.' 739 00:53:08,121 --> 00:53:10,454 'They're coming for you, Barbara.' 740 00:53:10,498 --> 00:53:13,616 'Stop it. You're acting like a child.' 741 00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:15,667 'They're coming for you. 742 00:53:15,753 --> 00:53:19,121 'Look, there comes one of them now.' 743 00:53:19,174 --> 00:53:21,527 - 'He'll hear you.' - 'Here he comes now. 744 00:53:21,551 --> 00:53:24,464 - 'I'm getting out.' - 'Johnny!' 745 00:53:54,459 --> 00:53:55,700 You OK with some music? 746 00:53:55,793 --> 00:53:58,410 - You like a little Limp Bizkit? - Sure. 747 00:53:58,463 --> 00:54:00,750 - You like a little Bizkit? - Yeah. 748 00:54:00,798 --> 00:54:02,610 Nice and loud. 749 00:54:02,634 --> 00:54:05,297 I used to listen to this back in the day. 750 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:10,056 Oh, my God, that is nice. That is nice. 751 00:54:11,559 --> 00:54:14,142 Ah, here we go, baby. 752 00:54:25,490 --> 00:54:27,447 ♪ You can't sleep, you're restless 753 00:54:27,492 --> 00:54:28,594 ♪ And slightly obsessed... ♪ 754 00:54:31,663 --> 00:54:32,949 ♪ You're a virus 755 00:54:32,997 --> 00:54:35,580 ♪ Whose intention is fucking up something ♪ 756 00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:37,579 Stay here. 757 00:54:40,713 --> 00:54:42,329 What the hell are you doing back here? 758 00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:45,045 - I just... I just... I... I... - "I... just..." 759 00:54:45,093 --> 00:54:47,176 Maybe I didn't make myself clear the first time, 760 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,802 you stuttering fuck. 761 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:51,426 You wanna live to see tomorrow? 762 00:54:51,474 --> 00:54:53,306 - Yes, sir. - Then you stay away from me, 763 00:54:53,393 --> 00:54:55,134 and you stay away from my son. 764 00:54:55,186 --> 00:54:57,803 And never set foot in this neighborhood again. 765 00:54:57,855 --> 00:55:00,893 - Do you understand? Huh? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 766 00:55:03,736 --> 00:55:05,728 Now, I catch you in this neighborhood again, 767 00:55:05,822 --> 00:55:09,156 I will shove my Remington shotgun so far up your ass 768 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,068 you'll be shitting bullets and blood for the rest of your life. 769 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,362 You understand? I want you to say it. 770 00:55:14,414 --> 00:55:17,202 - I want to hear you say it. - "I'll be shitting bullets..." 771 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:20,209 No, you idiot! Say you'll never come in this neighborhood again. 772 00:55:20,295 --> 00:55:22,582 Say it. Say it! 773 00:55:23,464 --> 00:55:25,581 I'll never come back here. 774 00:55:25,633 --> 00:55:28,091 - Goddamn right! - Never. 775 00:55:31,055 --> 00:55:33,718 Go back where you came from, you stalker! 776 00:55:37,186 --> 00:55:40,350 I am not a stalker! 777 00:57:17,036 --> 00:57:18,902 Ow! 778 00:57:18,955 --> 00:57:20,912 Ow! 779 00:57:29,590 --> 00:57:33,880 Am I alright? 780 00:57:46,149 --> 00:57:49,893 Oh, he's everything, I'm nothing. 781 00:57:52,071 --> 00:57:56,907 Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Dunbar, Mr. Dummybar! 782 00:57:57,702 --> 00:57:59,614 You have not... 783 00:57:59,662 --> 00:58:03,201 I repeat, you have not made the best choices. 784 00:58:03,291 --> 00:58:06,409 "Ghost Train" was so stupid. 785 00:58:06,461 --> 00:58:09,249 It was so stupid. 786 00:58:09,297 --> 00:58:12,005 And who stuck by you all the time? 787 00:58:12,049 --> 00:58:14,792 Me! I did! 788 00:58:16,763 --> 00:58:21,599 This is a nightmare! This is a freakin' nightmare! 789 00:58:23,770 --> 00:58:27,013 No! It is not OK! 790 00:58:27,774 --> 00:58:30,517 It is not OK! 791 00:58:51,631 --> 00:58:52,997 You're not nice. 792 00:58:53,049 --> 00:58:56,133 You're a big fake! 793 00:59:02,141 --> 00:59:05,885 'Aren't you afraid of them seeking revenge?' 794 00:59:05,937 --> 00:59:07,894 'Revenge is my middle name.' 795 00:59:07,939 --> 00:59:12,434 You just pretend all day, that's all you do. 796 00:59:12,485 --> 00:59:14,943 Anybody can do that. 797 00:59:15,446 --> 00:59:17,859 Anybody can do that! 798 00:59:22,328 --> 00:59:24,115 'Kiss me, Vigo.' 799 00:59:45,017 --> 00:59:47,350 Moose! 800 00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:52,014 Moose, open up! I know you're in there. 801 01:00:02,618 --> 01:00:05,076 You look like shit. 802 01:00:06,455 --> 01:00:09,289 It smells like gasoline. 803 01:00:10,918 --> 01:00:12,454 So... 804 01:00:12,503 --> 01:00:15,291 been using your, uh, Star Map app to visit some friends? 805 01:00:16,048 --> 01:00:17,880 What are you talking about? 806 01:00:22,013 --> 01:00:24,380 You've been using your social media 807 01:00:24,432 --> 01:00:26,924 to broadcast criminal activities. 808 01:00:26,976 --> 01:00:30,390 Kissing Hunter Dunbar while he's sleeping? 809 01:00:30,438 --> 01:00:32,270 You're officially out of your mind. 810 01:00:32,315 --> 01:00:33,931 I could show these photos to the police 811 01:00:33,983 --> 01:00:36,100 and you'd be in trouble. 812 01:00:36,152 --> 01:00:37,984 Don't do that. Don't do that. 813 01:00:38,029 --> 01:00:40,316 Well, you don't listen to anything. 814 01:00:40,364 --> 01:00:44,074 You don't listen to me, and... you don't follow rules. 815 01:00:48,998 --> 01:00:50,614 - Give me your phone. - No. 816 01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:52,157 - Give me your phone. - No. 817 01:00:52,209 --> 01:00:56,123 Give me your phone! Give me your phone or this is it. OK? 818 01:00:56,172 --> 01:00:58,066 No more borrowing money. No more advice. No more anything. 819 01:00:58,090 --> 01:00:59,526 Is that what you want? To lose your BBF? 820 01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:02,714 To lose your only friend in the entire world? 821 01:01:05,056 --> 01:01:09,551 You're mean! 822 01:01:09,644 --> 01:01:12,978 OK, that's it, Leah. Look at this. You're blocked. 823 01:01:13,022 --> 01:01:16,015 You're blocked from my social media. You go! 824 01:01:16,108 --> 01:01:18,976 You go! You get out of here! 825 01:01:19,028 --> 01:01:21,441 I'm trying to protect you. 826 01:02:33,310 --> 01:02:36,223 What the fuck? What the fuck? 827 01:02:36,272 --> 01:02:37,433 What the fuck? 828 01:02:38,649 --> 01:02:40,390 Hey! 829 01:02:40,443 --> 01:02:42,275 Help! 830 01:02:43,696 --> 01:02:45,653 Help! 831 01:02:50,953 --> 01:02:52,990 Oh, you fucking idiot. 832 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,493 You fucking idiot. 833 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,703 You stupid psycho stalker. 834 01:02:57,752 --> 01:03:00,119 You fucking... 835 01:03:00,171 --> 01:03:02,504 Help! 836 01:03:06,927 --> 01:03:09,294 You've been Jigsawed. 837 01:03:09,346 --> 01:03:10,757 Game over. 838 01:03:20,107 --> 01:03:22,440 Help! 839 01:03:30,076 --> 01:03:32,113 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 840 01:03:32,161 --> 01:03:34,904 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. 841 01:03:34,955 --> 01:03:38,289 Wait, wait. Wait! Wait! Wait! 842 01:03:46,509 --> 01:03:48,296 I fooled Hunter Dunbar. 843 01:03:48,344 --> 01:03:51,712 I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I'm such a good actor. 844 01:03:51,764 --> 01:03:54,097 - You outta your mind? - You were good, too, though. 845 01:03:54,141 --> 01:03:55,803 You were really good. You were good. 846 01:03:55,851 --> 01:03:57,934 You were better than Jamie Lee Curtis. 847 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,517 OK. 848 01:04:01,565 --> 01:04:03,101 Did I cut you? 849 01:04:07,154 --> 01:04:08,941 Holy crap. 850 01:04:16,705 --> 01:04:18,992 Oh, this isn't good. 851 01:04:19,041 --> 01:04:21,158 Oh, this is not good. 852 01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:23,793 You're out of line. Let me go. 853 01:04:23,838 --> 01:04:25,124 What do you want? 854 01:04:25,172 --> 01:04:28,131 Why are you so angry all the time? 855 01:04:28,175 --> 01:04:30,508 I should be the one angry at you. 856 01:04:30,553 --> 01:04:32,340 Why do you care so much about me? 857 01:04:32,388 --> 01:04:35,005 Because I love you. And I love you. And I love you. 858 01:04:35,099 --> 01:04:37,216 And I... and I've seen all your movies. 859 01:04:37,268 --> 01:04:40,056 And I love your movies. And I... think you're the best. 860 01:04:40,104 --> 01:04:43,563 Untie these ropes, you son of a bitch. Untie them! 861 01:04:43,607 --> 01:04:47,146 Stop being so mean to me! Stop it! 862 01:04:47,236 --> 01:04:50,354 What? You looking for your 15 minutes of fame? Huh? 863 01:04:50,406 --> 01:04:52,363 You wanna end up on the nightly news? 864 01:04:52,408 --> 01:04:55,151 They're gonna call you a monster. 865 01:04:59,123 --> 01:05:00,785 What's in the bag? 866 01:05:02,793 --> 01:05:06,958 Hunter, be patient, please. It's a surprise. 867 01:05:08,174 --> 01:05:09,881 OK, ready? 868 01:05:10,801 --> 01:05:12,167 Mr. Blonde. 869 01:05:12,219 --> 01:05:14,552 - Holy shit! No. - Mr. Blonde. 870 01:05:14,597 --> 01:05:18,432 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Ahh! 871 01:05:18,475 --> 01:05:21,183 ♪ Stuck in the middle, stuck in the middle ♪ 872 01:05:21,228 --> 01:05:25,768 Don't burn me! Stop! Stop! Stop! Hey! 873 01:05:25,816 --> 01:05:28,433 There's no gas in here, it's just water. 874 01:05:28,485 --> 01:05:31,319 I'm not gonna burn your house down or nothing. 875 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:32,771 Come on. 876 01:05:32,823 --> 01:05:34,689 I'm sorry I was mean to you. 877 01:05:34,742 --> 01:05:36,803 You're the meanest person I've ever known in my life. 878 01:05:36,827 --> 01:05:39,114 Let me make it up to you. 879 01:05:39,163 --> 01:05:40,699 I'll sign whatever you want. 880 01:05:40,748 --> 01:05:43,661 I even have the ceremonial dagger from "The Hungry Ones". 881 01:05:43,709 --> 01:05:45,416 I could get it. I can sign it right now. 882 01:05:45,461 --> 01:05:47,453 What kind of moron do you think I am? 883 01:05:47,504 --> 01:05:49,837 I don't think anybody's a moron. 884 01:05:49,882 --> 01:05:51,373 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 885 01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:54,509 And I know what you think of me. You think I'm a stalker! 886 01:05:54,553 --> 01:05:56,636 - No. - Yes, you do. 887 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,593 But I go to every one of your movies. 888 01:05:59,642 --> 01:06:01,884 Even the crappy ones. 889 01:06:01,936 --> 01:06:05,680 You've gotta understand something. 890 01:06:05,731 --> 01:06:08,098 You hold the power in this relationship. 891 01:06:09,485 --> 01:06:12,728 You're a fan, and I'm nothing without you. 892 01:06:15,991 --> 01:06:17,357 Say that again. 893 01:06:18,202 --> 01:06:20,945 - What? - What you said, say it. 894 01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:27,872 You are a fan. 895 01:06:29,004 --> 01:06:30,540 Without you... 896 01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,001 I'm nothing. 897 01:06:36,595 --> 01:06:37,836 Are you hungry? 898 01:06:39,390 --> 01:06:41,507 I'm hungry. 899 01:06:43,269 --> 01:06:46,103 You stay there. Don't you move. 900 01:06:46,146 --> 01:06:47,557 Don't you move. 901 01:06:50,693 --> 01:06:52,480 Holy fuck. 902 01:06:52,528 --> 01:06:54,986 Holy fuck. Holy fuck. 903 01:06:57,157 --> 01:06:59,069 Holy fuck! Holy fuck! 904 01:07:01,245 --> 01:07:04,488 'Moose didn't just cross the line, 905 01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:09,709 'he fucking nuked it. 906 01:07:14,425 --> 01:07:17,884 'Honestly, I'd be scared, too. 907 01:07:20,306 --> 01:07:22,138 'Poor Moosey.' 908 01:07:23,267 --> 01:07:25,054 Hey. 909 01:07:27,938 --> 01:07:29,930 Come here. 910 01:07:29,982 --> 01:07:31,439 Let me sign one for you. 911 01:07:35,529 --> 01:07:38,897 Moose? Is that it? 912 01:07:38,991 --> 01:07:42,109 "To... Moose. 913 01:07:42,161 --> 01:07:44,403 "With love, 914 01:07:44,455 --> 01:07:47,869 "Hunter Dunbar." 915 01:07:58,427 --> 01:08:00,168 Barbara. 916 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:03,384 Oh, Barbara. 917 01:08:03,432 --> 01:08:07,551 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 918 01:08:07,603 --> 01:08:09,185 Barbara. 919 01:08:09,229 --> 01:08:14,885 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 920 01:08:20,949 --> 01:08:23,157 "Night of the Living Dead". 921 01:08:23,202 --> 01:08:24,818 Why don't you know that? 922 01:08:24,870 --> 01:08:26,281 I'm starting to think 923 01:08:26,330 --> 01:08:28,413 you don't know anything about horror pictures. 924 01:08:28,457 --> 01:08:30,244 Sorry to disappoint. 925 01:08:30,292 --> 01:08:32,375 This... 926 01:08:33,587 --> 01:08:36,955 It's not... It's not bad. It just isn't a treat. 927 01:08:37,007 --> 01:08:39,169 I think Danny's gonna grow up hating you. 928 01:08:39,218 --> 01:08:40,584 Don't talk about my son. 929 01:08:40,636 --> 01:08:42,673 You have no ice cream in the fridge at all. 930 01:08:42,721 --> 01:08:44,053 Then I'll work on it. 931 01:08:44,098 --> 01:08:46,385 Look... Here, look. Taste it. Taste it. 932 01:08:46,433 --> 01:08:48,299 Go ahead. 933 01:08:49,228 --> 01:08:51,720 See? See? 934 01:08:52,606 --> 01:08:55,098 It's not sweet. It's not a treat. 935 01:08:55,150 --> 01:08:56,812 It's not a treat. 936 01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:59,318 But they need good tasting treats. 937 01:08:59,363 --> 01:09:00,695 And then horror pictures. 938 01:09:00,739 --> 01:09:03,777 - He's gonna remember this. - I'll get ice cream, OK? 939 01:09:04,576 --> 01:09:07,489 I'll get it. 940 01:09:07,538 --> 01:09:09,951 I'll get him some right now if you untie these ropes. 941 01:09:12,459 --> 01:09:14,621 I can't do that. 942 01:09:15,295 --> 01:09:17,628 Of course you can. 943 01:09:17,673 --> 01:09:19,414 You're gonna get me in trouble. 944 01:09:19,466 --> 01:09:21,458 No. 945 01:09:21,510 --> 01:09:25,003 - Are you gonna hurt me? - No. I won't do that. 946 01:09:29,810 --> 01:09:32,518 I know you're a good person. 947 01:09:36,608 --> 01:09:39,851 I seem mean and... 948 01:09:39,903 --> 01:09:42,236 angry... 949 01:09:42,281 --> 01:09:45,194 but I'm just scared, man. I'm just... 950 01:09:46,618 --> 01:09:48,359 I'm just really scared. 951 01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:57,877 And I know you are, too. 952 01:10:00,090 --> 01:10:01,877 You scared? 953 01:10:04,553 --> 01:10:06,215 You just wanna leave, right? 954 01:10:09,975 --> 01:10:13,013 That's alright, man. That's OK. 955 01:10:23,155 --> 01:10:25,067 This doesn't feel good. 956 01:10:27,534 --> 01:10:30,743 Hear me out, OK? 957 01:10:31,914 --> 01:10:33,871 If you let me go, 958 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:35,532 I pledge... 959 01:10:35,584 --> 01:10:39,624 I... I swear to God... I swear to God, 960 01:10:39,671 --> 01:10:42,209 I will not call the police. 961 01:10:42,257 --> 01:10:44,544 That's a promise between you and me. 962 01:10:44,593 --> 01:10:46,129 - No police? - No police. 963 01:10:46,178 --> 01:10:48,386 - No police. - And after that... 964 01:10:48,430 --> 01:10:50,922 I will sign whatever you want, 965 01:10:50,974 --> 01:10:53,887 whenever you want, for the rest of your life. 966 01:10:53,936 --> 01:10:55,518 That's another promise. 967 01:10:55,562 --> 01:10:58,555 That is a lifetime commitment. 968 01:10:58,607 --> 01:11:01,099 - You'd sign for me? - For a real fan. 969 01:11:01,151 --> 01:11:02,892 You'll sign for me? 970 01:11:02,945 --> 01:11:04,902 You'll sign for me personally? 971 01:11:05,906 --> 01:11:09,149 Because everything on eBay is a lie, it's a fake. 972 01:11:09,201 --> 01:11:10,737 Hell, yeah. 973 01:11:10,786 --> 01:11:12,448 - Yeah? - Hell, yeah! 974 01:11:12,496 --> 01:11:14,988 You're smart. You're real smart. 975 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:18,750 I will sign everything personally to you. 976 01:11:18,794 --> 01:11:21,832 - What's your name? - Moose. 977 01:11:23,131 --> 01:11:25,043 - Did you say Moose? - Moose. 978 01:11:25,092 --> 01:11:27,584 OK. OK, Moose. 979 01:11:27,636 --> 01:11:30,720 All the autographs will be personally autographed 980 01:11:30,764 --> 01:11:32,972 to you, Moose. 981 01:11:36,144 --> 01:11:37,476 Is that it? 982 01:11:40,732 --> 01:11:42,849 Just don't hurt my kid. 983 01:11:45,654 --> 01:11:48,613 Hurt your kid? Wh... 984 01:11:48,657 --> 01:11:52,276 I would never ever, ever, ever hurt your son! 985 01:11:52,327 --> 01:11:53,613 Ever! 986 01:11:53,662 --> 01:11:56,496 Why would you even say that? 987 01:11:59,376 --> 01:12:01,288 Just let me go, man. 988 01:12:09,177 --> 01:12:11,134 I'm an actor, alright? 989 01:12:13,765 --> 01:12:16,007 Well, actors they try this technique 990 01:12:16,059 --> 01:12:18,597 called visualization. 991 01:12:18,645 --> 01:12:20,728 What is that? What is that? 992 01:12:20,772 --> 01:12:22,604 It means to imagine. 993 01:12:28,196 --> 01:12:30,609 You wanna try this technique with me? 994 01:12:32,576 --> 01:12:34,784 Alright, here. Come here. 995 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:37,912 Kneel down, get comfortable. 996 01:12:37,956 --> 01:12:40,664 Drop your shoulders. Relax. 997 01:12:40,709 --> 01:12:43,747 Go ahead, drop 'em. Just feel comfortable. Just relax. 998 01:12:45,297 --> 01:12:47,414 I need you to take a deep breath in. 999 01:12:55,223 --> 01:12:56,930 Yeah. 1000 01:12:58,477 --> 01:13:03,063 Now I want you to imagine you and me. 1001 01:13:03,106 --> 01:13:05,063 - You and me? - Yeah. You see us? 1002 01:13:05,108 --> 01:13:06,724 - I do. - Alright. 1003 01:13:06,777 --> 01:13:08,018 First thing we're gonna do, is 1004 01:13:08,070 --> 01:13:10,528 we're gonna change these dirty clothes. 1005 01:13:10,572 --> 01:13:13,656 We're gonna take off this sweat, this blood and this gasoline, 1006 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,942 and we're gonna put on some fresh new duds. 1007 01:13:15,994 --> 01:13:19,533 We're gonna look spiffy, Moose. We're gonna look good. 1008 01:13:19,581 --> 01:13:21,100 And then we're gonna go out on the town. 1009 01:13:21,124 --> 01:13:23,912 We're gonna go to one of those Hollywood fancy joints. 1010 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:26,668 Musso and Frank's? We're going to Musso and Frank's? 1011 01:13:26,713 --> 01:13:28,249 Wherever you want, man. 1012 01:13:28,298 --> 01:13:30,193 We'll go wherever you want. I'll call my manager, 1013 01:13:30,217 --> 01:13:32,174 he'll get us a table wherever you wanna go. 1014 01:13:32,219 --> 01:13:33,926 And when it's all done, 1015 01:13:33,970 --> 01:13:35,882 we'll get a big bowl of chocolate ice cream. 1016 01:13:35,931 --> 01:13:37,593 Strawberry. Strawberry ice cream. 1017 01:13:37,641 --> 01:13:39,974 Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1018 01:13:40,018 --> 01:13:42,886 Strawberry ice cream, Moose, of course. Of course. 1019 01:13:42,938 --> 01:13:45,851 And then... and then we'll go back to my place 1020 01:13:45,899 --> 01:13:48,482 and throw on a couple of my action films, 1021 01:13:48,527 --> 01:13:50,610 and watch them on the HD TV. 1022 01:13:50,654 --> 01:13:52,862 Does that sound good, man? 1023 01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:56,900 - I love you. I love you. - Ah, you, me, 1024 01:13:56,952 --> 01:13:58,693 couple of action flicks, 1025 01:13:58,745 --> 01:14:02,159 and some strawberry ice cream, right? 1026 01:14:02,207 --> 01:14:05,325 - Just... just you and I, man. - Just you and me. 1027 01:14:05,377 --> 01:14:08,120 Wait, we just gotta take these ropes off first, you know? 1028 01:14:08,171 --> 01:14:10,584 - OK. OK. - Yeah? Alright. 1029 01:14:10,632 --> 01:14:11,748 OK. 1030 01:14:14,094 --> 01:14:16,381 Man, wait till you see this collection. 1031 01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:18,046 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1032 01:14:22,144 --> 01:14:24,932 These are some serious knots. Where'd you learn these? 1033 01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:26,812 - YouTube. - YouTube? 1034 01:14:26,857 --> 01:14:28,894 YouTube. Teaches you everything. 1035 01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:32,777 Teaches you all kind of knots. C knots, barrel knots. 1036 01:14:34,197 --> 01:14:35,779 Put it here, pal. 1037 01:15:38,887 --> 01:15:41,004 You can't leave, Moose. 1038 01:15:41,056 --> 01:15:43,514 I'm nothing without you. 1039 01:15:53,777 --> 01:15:56,815 I just like your movies. 1040 01:18:43,113 --> 01:18:44,149 Oh, man! 1041 01:19:11,641 --> 01:19:13,257 Holy shit! 1042 01:19:25,155 --> 01:19:27,021 Oh, my God! 1043 01:19:27,115 --> 01:19:29,277 What happened? 1044 01:19:29,367 --> 01:19:31,279 OK, you know what? It's OK, we're... 1045 01:19:31,327 --> 01:19:35,037 I'm gonna get you some help. I'm right here, buddy, OK? 1046 01:19:35,081 --> 01:19:37,448 'And Hunter? He's an actor.' 1047 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,243 Oh, God, please, God. 1048 01:19:41,004 --> 01:19:44,042 'And he's a survivor. 1049 01:19:45,258 --> 01:19:48,467 'It's Dora that I'm worried about.' 1050 01:20:53,952 --> 01:20:55,363 My head! 1051 01:20:55,411 --> 01:20:57,277 'I know, I know, 1052 01:20:57,330 --> 01:21:00,368 'Moose lost his hand and his eye. 1053 01:21:01,793 --> 01:21:04,536 'But eventually, he looked at it like a badge of honor.' 1054 01:21:04,587 --> 01:21:07,921 I can't see without my glasses. What does it say? 1055 01:21:07,966 --> 01:21:10,174 It says, "Louise... Louise Fletcher." 1056 01:21:10,218 --> 01:21:13,507 Louise Fletcher, she's not a good nurse. 1057 01:21:13,555 --> 01:21:15,797 - No. - She's not. 1058 01:21:15,890 --> 01:21:17,973 No, she's not. 1059 01:21:27,152 --> 01:21:29,519 I am not a stalker!