1
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I'm doing my first
EMT ride-along today.

2
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Joyce makes all the nurses
do them

3
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so we better understand
the patient experience.

4
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I'm a little nervous.

5
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It's basically my normal job
but while running red lights.

6
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Bruce and Matty
hitting the road.

7
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Yeah, when I heard
Matty's number got called,

8
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I knew I had to tag along.

9
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I used to do these
back when I was a young cub,

10
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and they were always insane.

11
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Oh, awesome.

12
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Yeah, a friend in med school
had to reattach

13
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a guy's thumb right there
on the highway median.

14
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Hmm.
- Wow.

15
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Yeah, added about
1/8 of an inch in length.

16
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Is that... why's that good?

17
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Well, guy's got
a longer thumb now.

18
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Yeah, this is where heroes
are born,

19
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war stories immortalized.

20
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Today it's our turn, man.
- Oh.

21
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Strap in.

22
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Awesome.

23
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Oh, should I take a Dramamine?

24
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I've never looked backwards
in a car before.

25
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Push!

26
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Oh!
Welcome to Earth.

27
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Oh, you lucky little baby.

28
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You just plopped out

29
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into St. Denis'
new birthing center.

30
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If that was gross, leave it out.

31
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We are excited
because we are about to hire

32
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our new head midwife.

33
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She's gonna be the face
of this whole operation.

34
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And to help me, I have Alex here

35
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as my trusted right-hand man.

36
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Uh, woman.

37
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Yeah, we're not

38
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at the Democratic
National Convention, Alex.

39
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It's fine.
- You know what?

40
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I would just like to say,
Joyce, I am very proud of you.

41
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You've worked really hard
to get here.

42
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Oh, well, preach.

43
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The delays, the setbacks,
the failed inspection...

44
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we are bleeding money.

45
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- Wait, really?
- Oh, yeah.

46
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Sometimes when I take a bath,

47
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I slide down into the water,

48
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and I think,
I'm never coming up.

49
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- Well, that's not good.
- Yeah.

50
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OK, we're gonna put you
on a 10-day course of this,

51
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and you will be right as rain.

52
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Can we monitor him for a few
minutes before discharging?

53
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Sure.

54
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Oh, can I have my pen back?

55
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What pen?

56
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Oh, this?

57
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This is mine.

58
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No, that's my pen.

59
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No, it is my pen.

60
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And it has the best click.

61
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The best click, exactly.

62
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- And that smooth ink bleed.
- It doesn't smudge.

63
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I know, because it's my pen.

64
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Well, I know my pen very well.

65
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- I've had that pen for weeks.
- Months.

66
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- It's got a B on the side.
- It has got a B on the side,

67
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and the rest is smudged out.

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I know this
because it is my pen.

69
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When working in a hospital
like this with limited supplies

70
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and worn-out equipment,

71
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to actually
find something that works,

72
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it's like a ray of sunshine.

73
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So when I am using this pen,
I am my best self.

74
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Here, bring the mic closer.

75
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Ah.

76
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So good.

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Like butter.

78
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Well, you've delivered
thousands of babies.

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That's amazing.

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- Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm a hard worker.

81
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And I bounce from farm to farm.

82
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Sorry, farm to farm?

83
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I mostly deliver pigs and goats.

84
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And how many humans?

85
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How many humans what?

86
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I encourage all my mothers
to eat the placenta.

87
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- Oh, yum.
- Hmm.

88
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Also the umbilical cord.

89
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You... can you eat that?

90
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Oh, yeah.

91
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You can pretty much eat
anything that falls out.

92
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Double yum.

93
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Can I smoke in here?

94
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Sorry, I don't move
as well as I used to.

95
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Oh.

96
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Or do I?

97
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- Oh!
- Wow. OK.

98
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Come on over.
- Yeah.

99
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- Take a seat.
We'll... we'll talk a little bit.

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I can't.

101
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So I made a late-in-life
career change,

102
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and I've been assisting
over at the clinic in Drayton

103
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for the past 16 months.

104
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- Nice, Mel.
All right.

105
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And it says here
that you are a man.

106
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- Oh, yeah.
- Great.

107
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Yeah, I like to call myself
a mid-husband.

108
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Sounds like most husbands.

109
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- Yeah.
- I guess.

110
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That's great.

111
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I don't know
what the problem is.

112
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You just don't have enough
human experience.

113
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You know what?

114
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A pig's vagina
and a human's vagina

115
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are nearly identical.

116
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You can barely tell
the difference.

117
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I think we could probably
tell the difference.

118
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OK.

119
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What's that?

120
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That is a human vagina.

121
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Wrong, pig.

122
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Oh, wait.

123
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OK, that is a...

124
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that is a human vagina.

125
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Yeah, the tan lines
kind of gave it away.

126
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So many lives saved in here

127
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and many more lost,

128
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right where we're sitting.

129
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Mm, smell of death in the air.

130
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That's just an air freshener.

131
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I click it onto the vent
right here.

132
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- OK, let's just go.
Let's hit it, guys.

133
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You gotta buckle up.

134
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Uh, nah, we'll raw dog it,
you know?

135
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Gotta be ready to leap out.

136
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- I'll normal dog it.
- Not me, bud.

137
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I eat danger.

138
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Come on, let's go!

139
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We can't leave
until you buckle up.

140
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- What? Seriously?
Oh, my God.

141
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Uh...

142
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OK, uh, we're all good
back here.

143
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I gotta hear the click.

144
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- OK.
There you go.

145
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Let's go.
Hit the lights.

146
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We can't.

147
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We had a whole meeting about it.

148
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- Let's play some music, then.
- Nope.

149
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Too distracting.

150
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Hey, guys, has anybody seen
a white pen

151
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with a faded B on the side?

152
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Hey, can we order
more 2x2 gauze?

153
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Let's handle the yell-outs
as they come in, OK?

154
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Has anyone seen
my picture of Linda?

155
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Why would anyone steal
a picture of your wife?

156
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That's what's got me concerned.

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- Shh.
Quiet.

158
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You took my pen!

159
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I took my pen.

160
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Did you take
the picture of Linda?

161
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- No.
Why would I do that?

162
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Yeah.

163
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That's the puzzle.

164
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OK, this next résumé
looks really good, though.

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Um, you know,
she's got an advanced degree

166
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and great references.

167
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- Oh.
Experience with human babies.

168
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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Proficient in Excel.

169
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Yeah, fingers crossed.

170
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OK.

171
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Hi there.
Nice to meet you.

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- Hi.
- Welcome. Come on in.

173
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I'm Alex.
- No!

174
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Way!

175
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What a small world.

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Ashley Lawrence, that's you?

177
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Of course it is.

178
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- Hey, Joyce. Hi.
- Look at ya!

179
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Alex, Ashley is dating
Sanderson, my former fiancé.

180
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Oh, no.

181
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And they met
right in front of me.

182
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How are you, girlfriend?

183
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- I'm good.
- Mm.

184
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Uh, thank you so much
for having me.

185
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I hope this isn't too weird.

186
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Weird? No.

187
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If anything, it's weird
that it's not weird.

188
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Oh.

189
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Well, then I guess
it is weird, then.

190
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Oh, she's funny too.

191
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- I see that.
- Yay! Yay!

192
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Oh, that's fun.

193
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OK, years of experience
and a CNM degree from Michigan.

194
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That's one of the best programs
in the country.

195
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- Oh, top program.
- Yeah.

196
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Ain't none higher.

197
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Yeah, I valued my time there.

198
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But to be honest,
I didn't lock into midwifery

199
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until I started working
with actual mothers.

200
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- Mm-hmm. Smart and passionate.
- Yeah.

201
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I can see why Sanderson
likes you.

202
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Oh.

203
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He is a great guy, isn't he?

204
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- Yeah, he is.
- Mm-hmm.

205
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OK, um, so this... this period
at the Merrick Family...

206
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Although I could do without
him eating all of his meals

207
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over the sink.

208
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Oh, my gosh, right?

209
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And then he's like,
the sink is a natural trough.

210
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Oh, my...

211
00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:03,320
A natural trough.

212
00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,420
And how about how he's
always late for dates?

213
00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,390
Be on time for once, buddy.

214
00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,630
Yeah.

215
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Well, I haven't really
noticed that, but...

216
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Well, who would
keep you waiting?

217
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A beauty like you?
You are beautiful.

218
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OK.

219
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Toned.

220
00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,900
You got quite a body on you.

221
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I like it.
- Joyce...

222
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- I like it.
- I don't think we need

223
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to talk about Ashley's...
- Oh, do you not like it?

224
00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,140
- No. I don't... I don't...
- No, you know, thank you.

225
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In my line of work,
I see lots of bodies,

226
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and to me,
they're all beautiful, so...

227
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I rate every woman I've
ever met on a 10-point scale.

228
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I'm disgusting.

229
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What... what do you...
how would you rate me?

230
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OK, I think we're good here.

231
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Yeah? All right.
Thank you for coming in.

232
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- Thank you.
- OK.

233
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We're good for the day, yeah.

234
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I think we really have a great

235
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professional relationship.

236
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Oh, pure class.

237
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Ashley...

238
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I love you.

239
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So you go take care of yourself

240
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and stay near that phone, OK?

241
00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,080
Wow, yuck!

242
00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,730
She is weird!

243
00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:07,920
All right, urgent call.

244
00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,380
We're first on the scene.
We gotta move.

245
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,810
On me!
Go! Go, go!

246
00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,020
All right.
Whoa!

247
00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,590
- Hey!
- Ah!

248
00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,960
Patient's actually over here.

249
00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:18,790
- Oh.
- Hey. Bee sting.

250
00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:21,100
I thought I was allergic,
but I think I'm OK.

251
00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,460
All right.

252
00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,800
We should probably get
that stinger out, though, huh?

253
00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:24,990
Oh.

254
00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:26,030
Yeah, it's much higher
on this side.

255
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Yo!
- OK, One, two... oh!

256
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,440
Matt!

257
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Looks like it fell out already.

258
00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,940
- Oh.
- OK, ice pack or no ice pack?

259
00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,100
- Matt!
- Ice pack.

260
00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,100
Good call.

261
00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,760
Oh, the wall's super wet, guys.

262
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Damn it.
I lost a shoe in the mud.

263
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Matt, I need you to get me
some new sneakers.

264
00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:43,820
That faded B on the side,

265
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,590
I bet you don't know
what it used to say.

266
00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:46,910
Banking and Loan of East Oregon.

267
00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:49,290
Ooh, fast answer... and wrong.

268
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,460
Brittleston Dental.
That's where I go.

269
00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,120
The guy who was using too
much nitrous on his patients?

270
00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,320
- Uh, no.
- Knocking them out

271
00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:56,620
and taking pictures
of them naked?

272
00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:57,760
Ron, I am so sorry.

273
00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,330
It didn't happen.

274
00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,970
I was given that pen,
unmolested,

275
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,100
as a reward for not
needing sunglasses

276
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,240
during my last cleaning.

277
00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,610
I was at the bank counter.

278
00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:07,780
Teller gave me the stink eye.

279
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:08,940
She turned her back,
and I ripped this

280
00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,110
right off its chain.

281
00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:11,630
You're lying about the bank.

282
00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,440
You're lying about the dentist.

283
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,650
Ashley is the winner here.

284
00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,480
And I know it might be
a little bit uncomfortable,

285
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:17,650
but if you want my opinion,
she's the...

286
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,690
- Uncomfortable?
No.

287
00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,160
I broke up with Sanderson.

288
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,710
I'm fine.
- OK, great.

289
00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:22,990
Then let's hire her.

290
00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,330
- Except I just...
I don't think she's a good fit.

291
00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,820
And if I had a gun
to my head right now,

292
00:09:26,890 --> 00:09:29,300
I think I'd have to pick,
um, Mel.

293
00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,630
- Mel?
- Yeah.

294
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,820
- OK.
Well, he's not as experienced.

295
00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:35,800
Not as experienced?

296
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,010
Oh, I see what's going on here.

297
00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:40,570
You have a problem with Mel
because he's a man.

298
00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:43,140
Sorry, Alex, but I think
that's very prejudiced.

299
00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,510
What are you talking about?

300
00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,480
Val, um, does the idea

301
00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:48,350
of a male midwife
seem weird to you?

302
00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,310
- Yup.
- No. Try again, Val.

303
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,210
That is sexist!
- I'm OK with that.

304
00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,920
OK, well, what about
a midwife who's obsessed

305
00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:55,090
with pig vaginas?

306
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,540
'Cause that's our second choice.

307
00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:58,030
How is that our second choice?

308
00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,650
- Fine! You know what?
They were all bad.

309
00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,130
We'll do it again
in a couple months.

310
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,090
You would delay
the opening again?

311
00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,020
Joyce, you just got everything
back on schedule.

312
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,530
I thought we were
bleeding money.

313
00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,200
Well, we'll just have to cut
corners in other departments

314
00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:09,400
and tighten our belts.

315
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:10,890
You are letting a personal issue

316
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,240
affect everyone who works here.

317
00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:14,330
Watch it, Alex!

318
00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:16,030
You're overstepping!

319
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,280
We're lucky.

320
00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,410
Hasn't been too bad so far.

321
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,520
- Uh, it's been very bad, Matt.
- Really?

322
00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:22,940
It's been pretty calm,
pretty easy.

323
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,150
Exactly!

324
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,750
We've been stuck with a bunch
of boring duds...

325
00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,950
bee stinger man,
the lady who just had to fart,

326
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,380
some guy faking heatstroke.

327
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,720
I'm not faking.

328
00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,700
Uh, it's cloudy
and 65 degrees outside.

329
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,920
Scattered clouds.

330
00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:38,020
You know, sometimes that makes

331
00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:38,900
the bright spots seem hotter.

332
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,200
Matt, I swear to God.

333
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,440
You really should buckle up.

334
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,900
Is he not buckled up?

335
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,210
I am buckling!

336
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,760
I'm buckled!
Oh, my God.

337
00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:50,140
Hey.

338
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,250
Alex, I'm sorry.

339
00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:52,970
We need to spend
some time apart.

340
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,370
- Well, we can't.
- We can.

341
00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,140
I'm asking you to go back
to work, please.

342
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,810
We can't, because Mel
and Ashley are waiting outside.

343
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,740
I brought them back
for a second interview.

344
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:01,990
Are you insane?

345
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,380
Joyce, I'm here
for a reason, OK?

346
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,440
- Yeah, to take notes.
- No.

347
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,550
I keep wanting you to do that.

348
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,730
- I...
- But I see no notes.

349
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,220
No, I'm here because
you trust me, all right?

350
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,200
And deep down, I think you know

351
00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,770
that these are our best options.

352
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,910
OK, deep down, I really
want you to kiss my butt!

353
00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:18,440
I did not want this.
- Joyce, just calm down...

354
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,440
- Alex, I do not want them here.
- Before you open the door.

355
00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:23,310
Hey.

356
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,400
- Hey.
- Come on in.

357
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,280
32, 33, and 34.

358
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:29,350
Bingo.
I got this.

359
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,580
- Hello? Ma'am?
- Ma'am?

360
00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:32,950
Ma'am, we're here to help you.

361
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,460
Uh, this woman's
Life Alert went off.

362
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,820
Not really sure
what we're getting into.

363
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,750
All right, ma'am,
can you unlock the door?

364
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,300
Oh, I'm stuck on the ground!

365
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,920
All right, we're gonna have
to bust through this thing.

366
00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,030
On me, boys.

367
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,570
We're supposed to call
the fire department.

368
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,000
Listen, I'm not gonna
sit around and wait

369
00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:47,670
for a bunch of flame chasers
to swoop in

370
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,200
and be the heroes here.

371
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:50,930
Look.

372
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,680
All right,
I can walk along this ledge,

373
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,740
climb through that window,

374
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,180
and unlock the door
from the inside.

375
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,600
- Bruce.
- I'll be fine.

376
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,750
If we don't act now,
we might lose her.

377
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,050
I think I'll be all right.

378
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,310
Save your strength, ma'am.

379
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,840
You need food.
You need water.

380
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:06,210
Well, I fell pretty close
to my cat's water bowl.

381
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,780
- What?
Just shh.

382
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,860
God. Come on, Matt.

383
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,650
You're gonna make this lady
drink cat water?

384
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,890
I'm not in charge here.

385
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:12,830
I am!

386
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,130
We wait for the fire department.

387
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,630
All right, well, Dave,
you're the boss.

388
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,360
So I guess we wait.

389
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,330
- What the...
Hey! Don't do that.

390
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,490
I wish I had a choice.

391
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,010
What the hell
are you doing, man?

392
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,340
Suck it, Dave!

393
00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:30,530
Some of us are heroes.

394
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,110
- All right.
All right.

395
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:34,520
- What?
Why is this window locked?

396
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,650
Uh, I guess so people
don't walk along the ledge

397
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,980
and try to break in.

398
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,050
Well, it's gonna take more
than a locked window

399
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,350
to stop Bruce.

400
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,330
Oh, two locked windows?

401
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,530
Are you kidding me?

402
00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,660
All right, what if I...

403
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:49,560
Whoa! God.

404
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,170
OK, wow.

405
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,500
It's pretty high up, actually.

406
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:53,930
- You OK, Bruce?
- Huh? Yeah.

407
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,570
I might take a step
back towards you.

408
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,900
OK?
- OK.

409
00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:01,040
Whoa! God.

410
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,440
All right, great.
Good first step.

411
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:04,450
That was great.

412
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,220
- Could you walk back?
- Oh, nah.

413
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,250
Body's not working.

414
00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,410
I'm not scared.

415
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,220
You know, just a rational
physical reaction

416
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,080
to the potential consequence
of a fall.

417
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:16,180
All right, well,
you're gonna be fine.

418
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,160
Yeah, unless I fall.

419
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,130
Yeah.

420
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,230
Hey!

421
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,630
Neighbor had a key.

422
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,400
Firefighters are on their way.
We're gonna circle back.

423
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,830
- OK.
Great. All good.

424
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,960
And the leg's not broken!

425
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,770
Just a knee sprain!

426
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,900
Oh, cool.

427
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,900
Happy ending.

428
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,960
Nice to meet you!

429
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,030
No, Matt,
what are you doing? Stop.

430
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,740
- Nah, it's OK.
I'm fine with heights.

431
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,710
Wow, yeah.

432
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,040
Actually, you made that
look easy.

433
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,350
Yeah, used to climb up silos,
clean them out.

434
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:41,080
Oh, so you had
an advantage, then.

435
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,180
Yeah. Plus, I had an uncle
who fell to his death.

436
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,750
And what are the odds
that happens to two guys

437
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:45,820
in the same family?

438
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,150
OK, take my hand.

439
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,220
- No!
I'll pull you down.

440
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,320
You'll kill us both.
- OK.

441
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,090
Well, here we are, side by side,

442
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,290
like we all wanted.

443
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:53,630
I'm so happy to be here.

444
00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,030
Sorry, I was mid-remark.

445
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,030
Um, like we all wanted, OK?

446
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:01,240
Mel, what do you prioritize?

447
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,640
The health of the baby,
the health of the mother,

448
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:04,640
or both?

449
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:05,770
Ooh, that's a toughie.

450
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:09,670
Uh, I guess I'd say both.

451
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,850
Oh, I would definitely
say both too.

452
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,670
OK, well, Mel has dibs on both,

453
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,150
so you need to pick
something else.

454
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,580
- Oh.
- Mother or baby?

455
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,950
Uh, I guess I'd
prioritize the mother.

456
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:22,020
OK, so the baby
is not as important.

457
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,360
- Joyce, come...
I'm pretty sure that Ashley

458
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,060
is also allowed to say both.

459
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,850
OK, Ashley,
what's your greatest weakness?

460
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,620
I guess I'd say
work-life balance.

461
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:34,000
I tend to pour my whole heart
into the moms I take care of.

462
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,200
Hmm.

463
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:36,670
Mel, hit me
with your greatest strength.

464
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,640
Online poker.

465
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,000
But it's also
my, uh, greatest weakness.

466
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,750
We got a blocked airway in 103!

467
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:44,870
Emergency trach?

468
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:45,880
Looking like it.

469
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,970
I gotta make
an alternative airway.

470
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,280
Uh, I need...
give me a pen or something!

471
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,290
- A pen?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

472
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,290
Let's go!
Let's go!

473
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,490
Shouldn't you be rushing in?

474
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,720
Yeah, I'm gonna rush in,
but I need the pen first.

475
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,730
Hmm.

476
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:05,830
If you don't give me that pen,
I'm gonna take it.

477
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:09,700
You can try, but if you touch
this pen, I'm gonna scream.

478
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,660
You're not gonna scream.

479
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,900
This is so embarrassing.

480
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,210
I was supposed
to be the hero today,

481
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,740
and now I'm being rescued?

482
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,180
All because I'm...

483
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,920
well, not scared,
you know, just jammed up.

484
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,160
Hey, I get scared all the time.

485
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,410
Jammed up, I said.

486
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,860
I'm just trying to tell you,
people already

487
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,090
look up to you, you know?

488
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,830
People already
see you as a hero.

489
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:33,860
You don't have
to walk around pretending

490
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,030
to be brave all the time.

491
00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,400
Oh, I walk around pretending?

492
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,500
What about you?

493
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,630
Hey, why are you mad at me?

494
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,000
It's called lashing out, Matt.

495
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,340
I'm trying to help.

496
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,270
Yeah, well,
you're the pretender.

497
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,360
You are.

498
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,070
Oh, I'm so scared
of an ambulance.

499
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,270
I'm so scared of life.

500
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,010
I'm scared to pursue Serena.

501
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,500
- What?
Serena? I don't...

502
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,770
I don't like her
like that anymore, man.

503
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:51,850
- Matty.
- I don't. I don't.

504
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,110
- Matty. Hey.
- We're friends.

505
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,420
You can lie to the world.

506
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,880
You can lie to yourself.

507
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,620
But don't lie to Bruce,

508
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,790
not right before we both
fall to our deaths.

509
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,360
What does it matter, anyway?

510
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,060
We're clearly not a match.
- Stop that.

511
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,750
Enough with the sad-sack act.

512
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,300
You know, I'll admit,
you had me fooled.

513
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,700
I used to think you were weak,
too, in body and mind.

514
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,530
But look at you.
Your mind is strong.

515
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,770
You crushed it today.

516
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:15,370
And now you're out here
risking your life,

517
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,460
all for the sake
of your mentor and role model?

518
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,010
You're strong, Matt.

519
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,480
And we can work on the body.

520
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,800
OK.

521
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,070
The point is,
if you're feeling jammed up

522
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,550
about Serena,

523
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,610
maybe take a walk on that ledge.

524
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:29,050
Huh.

525
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,320
All right, let's play
some word association.

526
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,790
I want to just see
how your brain works, OK?

527
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:34,320
Mel, pregnancy.

528
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,980
- Baby.
- Bull's-eye.

529
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:38,090
Ashley, Jeffrey Epstein.
- No, sorry.

530
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,720
Please don't answer that.
Ashley...

531
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,260
- To be clear, I...
I was gonna say bad.

532
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,270
Well, that's pretty mild
for what he did.

533
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,570
- Joyce, I'm sor...
can we... just listen.

534
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,600
I'm gonna ask you both
the only question

535
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,000
that actually matters...

536
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,540
why should the women
who come here

537
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,830
trust you with their babies?

538
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,350
This is my passion, my calling.

539
00:16:57,410 --> 00:17:00,070
The health of our community
starts at birth.

540
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,450
I really believe that.

541
00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,680
And I know that's a cornerstone
of Joyce's vision.

542
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,850
I will do everything in my power

543
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:08,260
to make sure that the mothers
who come here

544
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,480
feel safe and loved.

545
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,630
Same.

546
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,200
Plus, I'm punctual.

547
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,120
Ah.

548
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,170
I mean, Ashley's
last answer was perfect.

549
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,840
And Mel said, same.

550
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,410
Plus, the punctual thing?

551
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,880
OK, he was 15 minutes late
to his interview.

552
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,680
This birthing center is my baby.

553
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:35,370
I don't go in and tell you how
to parent Ella and your son,

554
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:38,020
whose name is what?

555
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,920
It can't be Cheddar, can it?
- All right.

556
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,390
Will you just admit it, OK?

557
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,480
Admit that your judgment
is clouded.

558
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:44,930
Of course it's clouded.

559
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:46,680
OK? Are you happy?

560
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,990
It hurts, Alex.

561
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,690
I know I broke up
with Sanderson, but I...

562
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,340
I don't know if I can
see her every day.

563
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,670
- Joyce, I know.
OK?

564
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,170
I know it hurts,
but this is your baby.

565
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,910
And that's why you have
to listen to your heart.

566
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,150
You know, when it comes
to Ella and Cheddar...

567
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,720
Luke... I don't know
why that happened.

568
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:10,720
When it comes to our babies,
there's nothing

569
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:14,850
that is too hard or too awful
to endure for their sake.

570
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:19,090
Listen, that is my opinion,
but it is your decision.

571
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,170
What's the game this time?

572
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,740
Serena, can I please
have the pen?

573
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,170
Ew, what's going on?

574
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,510
That pen helps me.

575
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,480
And I, uh, would like to ask,

576
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,480
would you help me?

577
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,420
Fine.

578
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,080
That's all you had to say.

579
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,150
Really?

580
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,490
No, but the emotions
are awkward,

581
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:46,820
and I'd like
to put this behind us.

582
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,450
Oh, yeah, well, I... I really
appreciate it.

583
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:50,250
And, uh, by all means, finish.

584
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,430
No.

585
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,100
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

586
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,270
- What? What?
- It's out of ink.

587
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,430
Here, you try.
- What?

588
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,640
Come on, baby, don't die on me!

589
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,310
Don't... oh damn!

590
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:09,280
This place, man.

591
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,350
I'm sorry, Ron.

592
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,650
Just a moment of silence.

593
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,690
This is the right decision.

594
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,660
Hello.

595
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,920
Mel.

596
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,450
Got some spectacular news.
- Oh, wow.

597
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,700
Honestly, I didn't think
I had a chance.

598
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,780
You know, Ashley was
just so impressive.

599
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,230
- She was. She...
- Yeah.

600
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,370
She certainly was.

601
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,500
Yeah.

602
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,710
Joyce?
- Sorry, I, um...

603
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,510
I was just thinking,
this whole thing

604
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,480
has taken so many years
of my life,

605
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,810
and it's a huge decision.

606
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,650
And now it's down to just you.

607
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,470
- I'm just so thrilled.
- And Ashley.

608
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,820
- Wait.
So you haven't chosen me yet?

609
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,610
So... I'm sorry...
I don't have the job?

610
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,950
- No, you do. You do.
- Great.

611
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,180
Uh, if we choose you.

612
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,190
I'm... I'm confused.

613
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,290
Have you chosen me?
- We have.

614
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,990
- OK, good. Amazing!
- Not.

615
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,330
Um, but you're still in the mix.

616
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,400
And it is looking pretty good.

617
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,630
Great, 'cause I just
really need this job, Joyce.

618
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:08,170
Unless you don't get the job.

619
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,600
- Why are you doing this?
- Which...

620
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:10,840
Why are you doing this, Joyce?

621
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,670
Is unfortunately
what is happening here.

622
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:13,810
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- I don't think we can

623
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,170
make this work, unless we can.

624
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,180
- Thank you.
- No, we can't.

625
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,480
I'm sorry about this.

626
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,510
- No.
- I'm really sorry.

627
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,500
I'm gonna send you $1,000.

628
00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:22,580
- Yes!
- No, I'm not.

629
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:23,780
Bye, Mel.

630
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:26,050
- Please, no!
- Goodbye.

631
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:28,760
Ashley is going to be amazing.

632
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,990
And it says a lot about her
that she had the guts

633
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:34,530
to ask her boyfriend's
ex-fiancée for a job.

634
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:38,800
But in a way,
it says even more about me

635
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,690
that I had the confidence
and maturity to hire her.

636
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,670
Tough job, though,
head midwife...

637
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,010
uh, always on call.

638
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,530
It's rough on a relationship.

639
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,450
But yeah,
she's gonna be amazing.

640
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:53,680
Not what I was expecting.

641
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,420
I didn't save a patient.

642
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,180
No glory was won.

643
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,450
Or was it?

644
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,850
Yeah, I think I just
changed Matt's life,

645
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,490
set him on a new course.

646
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,690
So when you think about it,
who rescued who?

647
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,400
In a way, I guess you could say
we all rescued each other.

648
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,030
Hey, you walking,
or are you getting on?

649
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,430
No, I'll go by the book
on this one.

650
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:16,050
- All right.
- Ooh.

651
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,740
Hey, you gotta buckle up, man.

652
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,240
Yeah, eat me, Dave.


