1 00:00:01,967 --> 00:00:03,121 - Please! - No! 2 00:00:03,122 --> 00:00:05,123 Sookie. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,618 Turn her for us. 4 00:00:08,643 --> 00:00:10,861 If you can use whatever power it is you have over Eric 5 00:00:10,863 --> 00:00:14,498 to fix what's broken between us, you've got yourself a deal. 6 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:19,003 I'm a gay vampire American 7 00:00:19,037 --> 00:00:20,805 and I love you, Jason Stackhouse. 8 00:00:20,839 --> 00:00:22,841 This dog don't bark that way. 9 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,043 Jason is mine! 10 00:00:26,145 --> 00:00:28,147 Now we just need some fire. 11 00:00:29,516 --> 00:00:32,185 Who wants to die first? 12 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:34,287 - You, Hayes. - Nora. 13 00:00:34,321 --> 00:00:36,155 I knew you had friends in high places, 14 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,224 but a chancellor of the Authority? 15 00:00:38,258 --> 00:00:39,893 What's going on that you couldn't call? 16 00:00:39,927 --> 00:00:42,128 It's Russell Edgington, Sook. He's on the loose. 17 00:00:42,162 --> 00:00:44,297 We're just living here till we get back on our feet 18 00:00:44,332 --> 00:00:46,533 after, well, it was a fire. 19 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:48,134 - Go home, Patrick. - I lost it in a fire. 20 00:00:48,169 --> 00:00:50,937 It's not just you and me. Privates Jemarcus Kessler 21 00:00:50,971 --> 00:00:52,572 and Todd Jeffries had them, too. 22 00:00:52,606 --> 00:00:55,041 This is about what happened that night in Iraq and you know it. 23 00:00:55,075 --> 00:00:57,610 When our Packmaster dies there's certain things 24 00:00:57,644 --> 00:00:59,879 we have to do to honor him. 25 00:00:59,913 --> 00:01:02,047 Lead us to Marcus and no harm 26 00:01:02,082 --> 00:01:04,383 will come to Luna or Emma. 27 00:01:06,086 --> 00:01:08,488 It's kind of nice of you to dig your own grave for us. 28 00:01:08,522 --> 00:01:10,456 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 29 00:01:10,491 --> 00:01:13,093 Sam didn't kill our Packmaster, I did. 30 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:15,361 Don't do it, Martha. 31 00:01:17,999 --> 00:01:20,400 I will never bow before you. 32 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:23,770 In the name of the one true Vampire Authority, 33 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:26,006 do not move. 34 00:01:27,809 --> 00:01:29,843 Lafayette! 35 00:01:41,155 --> 00:01:44,290 Tara! That is Sookie. 36 00:01:44,325 --> 00:01:45,759 You is killing her. 37 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:48,861 Tara! 38 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:51,397 - Do something. - I am. 39 00:01:51,431 --> 00:01:53,165 - I'm laughing. - Get off me! 40 00:01:58,237 --> 00:01:59,637 Okay, I can't do this all night. 41 00:01:59,672 --> 00:02:01,038 - I got a job to get to. - You can't just leave. 42 00:02:01,073 --> 00:02:03,641 - You're her maker. - And I made her. 43 00:02:03,675 --> 00:02:05,643 She's your problem now. 44 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:07,178 You owe me, faerie. 45 00:02:07,212 --> 00:02:08,713 She gonna kill us. 46 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,451 As your maker, 47 00:02:13,485 --> 00:02:16,587 I command you not to bite these two humans. 48 00:02:16,622 --> 00:02:19,123 Comprende? 49 00:02:19,158 --> 00:02:21,192 Ah, I think she got it. 50 00:02:24,096 --> 00:02:26,897 Stay in the house! 51 00:02:30,869 --> 00:02:32,636 - Good luck, kiddos. - Hey. 52 00:02:32,671 --> 00:02:34,671 My neck. 53 00:02:40,011 --> 00:02:41,612 Ciao. 54 00:02:42,614 --> 00:02:44,715 What the hell do we do now? 55 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,583 Well, 56 00:02:46,618 --> 00:02:48,218 I'll go in this way and maybe-- 57 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,385 ( theme music playing ) 58 00:02:56,386 --> 00:03:00,386 ♪ True Blood 5x02 ♪ 00:03:04,387 == sync, corrected by elderman == 60 00:03:04,388 --> 00:03:08,591 ♪ When you came in the air went out ♪ 61 00:03:11,075 --> 00:03:16,146 ♪ And every shadow filled up with doubt ♪ 62 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:21,185 ♪ I don't know who you think you are ♪ 63 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:24,355 ♪ But before the night is through ♪ 64 00:03:26,525 --> 00:03:29,694 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 65 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:37,002 ♪ I'm the kind to sit up in his room ♪ 66 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:44,376 ♪ Heartsick and eyes filled up with blue ♪ 67 00:03:48,113 --> 00:03:50,548 ♪ I don't know what you've done to me ♪ 68 00:03:50,582 --> 00:03:53,684 ♪ But I know this much is true ♪ 69 00:03:55,753 --> 00:03:59,022 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 70 00:04:15,274 --> 00:04:17,542 ♪ Ow, ooh ♪ 71 00:04:17,577 --> 00:04:21,279 ♪ I want to do real bad things with you. ♪ 72 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:07,526 Darling. 73 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,027 Salome, listen to me. 74 00:05:09,062 --> 00:05:10,796 They're more valuable to us alive. 75 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:13,632 I never had any intention of betraying you-- 76 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:17,135 Fairy tales are for children. 77 00:05:18,604 --> 00:05:20,972 Mr. Compton. Welcome. 78 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:22,707 And you are? 79 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,377 Mr. Northman. 80 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:28,981 You're taller than I had expected. 81 00:05:29,015 --> 00:05:30,582 I get that a lot. 82 00:05:30,617 --> 00:05:33,318 Ah, life is full of surprises. 83 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:35,687 - Isn't it? - Do you honestly think 84 00:05:35,722 --> 00:05:38,724 I would jeopardize my entire career to harbor two fugitives-- 85 00:05:41,227 --> 00:05:43,028 We'll talk later... 86 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:45,865 many times, I'm sure. 87 00:06:19,599 --> 00:06:21,134 Down to reception. 88 00:06:21,168 --> 00:06:23,303 Yes, ma'am. 89 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:33,716 Ambassador Cole, please report to exsanguination chamber six. 90 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,385 - We're here. - I'll let the Guardian know. 91 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:38,454 Ambassador Cole, exsanguination chamber six. 92 00:07:17,363 --> 00:07:18,763 You ain't eating? 93 00:07:18,797 --> 00:07:20,864 - Not hungry. - Not hungry? 94 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,267 He thinks he's above the laws of the pack. 95 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:24,902 Well, that's fine. 96 00:07:24,936 --> 00:07:27,404 Shows you what kind of wolf he really is. 97 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:29,239 Tell you what, though. 98 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,941 Why don't you take your loner ways 99 00:07:30,975 --> 00:07:32,676 and your sensitive stomach 100 00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:34,410 back to Mississippi? 101 00:07:36,047 --> 00:07:37,681 No problem. 102 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:41,084 Walking away don't make you a bigger man. 103 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,453 Just makes you a coward. 104 00:07:43,488 --> 00:07:45,823 - That's right. - Coward. 105 00:07:45,857 --> 00:07:47,525 Well, thank you for clearing that up. 106 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,726 Enjoy your food. 107 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,129 If I ever see your face around here again, 108 00:07:51,163 --> 00:07:53,765 I'll personally rip your throat open. 109 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:57,503 Fucking chickenshit. 110 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:03,176 My son was not perfect, 111 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:06,713 but he deserves respect. 112 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:18,692 I disagree. 113 00:08:20,495 --> 00:08:23,864 You murdered the Packmaster. 114 00:08:23,898 --> 00:08:26,600 As new master of this pack, 115 00:08:26,634 --> 00:08:28,902 it is your obligation to eat. 116 00:08:28,937 --> 00:08:30,804 No, thank you. 117 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,408 I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. 118 00:08:34,443 --> 00:08:36,844 Or eating the old one. 119 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:39,146 What you're interested in is irrelevant. 120 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:40,581 There are laws. 121 00:08:40,615 --> 00:08:42,750 I don't care about the goddamn laws. 122 00:08:44,119 --> 00:08:45,953 You find someone else. 123 00:08:54,362 --> 00:08:56,196 Good luck. 124 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:59,533 What the fuck? Who the fuck does he think he is? 125 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,056 He can't leave! 126 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:03,003 It's against the laws of the pack. 127 00:09:03,004 --> 00:09:04,505 Come on, Sam. 128 00:09:04,539 --> 00:09:07,174 Let's go. Okay. 129 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:11,712 Back the fuck off. I'm taking him. 130 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:28,396 Terry? 131 00:09:35,337 --> 00:09:37,838 Sweetheart? 132 00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:39,272 We're all gonna die. 133 00:09:39,307 --> 00:09:41,041 Terry? 134 00:09:41,076 --> 00:09:43,310 - It's coming for us. - What? 135 00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:45,413 Terry, wake up. 136 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,090 What the hell, Terry? 137 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,926 I'm tired. 138 00:10:16,845 --> 00:10:18,312 Grab her. 139 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:19,427 How? 140 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,207 There's some Tru Blood in the cabinet. 141 00:10:58,352 --> 00:11:01,288 Tara, sweetie? You gotta eat. 142 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:11,031 Sook! Sook! 143 00:11:23,845 --> 00:11:26,546 Pam, where ya been? I had to open alone. 144 00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,849 Is Eric back? Did he call? 145 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:32,886 Eric? Huh-uh. Nothing. 146 00:11:32,921 --> 00:11:34,421 Why are you all dirty? 147 00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:36,156 I was in the ground. 148 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:38,591 What's your excuse? 149 00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:07,352 - Nicolas, Campari. - Yes, ma'am. 150 00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:24,001 Got a boost for a working girl? 151 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,942 Mr. Danton is prowling. He asked for Claire. 152 00:12:32,977 --> 00:12:35,511 - Have you seen her? - She's in number three. 153 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,747 Almost an hour now. 154 00:12:46,492 --> 00:12:48,393 Claire? 155 00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:59,605 God damn them. 156 00:13:10,148 --> 00:13:11,582 Eric, 157 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,751 if you're mad at me, fine. I can deal. 158 00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:16,787 But you can't just vanish. We have a business to run. 159 00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:19,023 Call me. 160 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:22,860 So, any ideas? 161 00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:24,996 - Not really. - Shh. 162 00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:28,434 A little different on this side of the bars, 163 00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:29,769 isn't it, Nora? 164 00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:31,370 A friend of yours? 165 00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:32,534 Nigel Beckford. 166 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:34,173 He was a nurse practitioner 167 00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:36,209 in Mass General's maternity ward. 168 00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:39,112 Instead of delivering babies, he kept eating them. 169 00:13:39,146 --> 00:13:41,280 Newborns! 170 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:44,149 I mean, just so... 171 00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:45,751 succulent. 172 00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:48,687 Mr. Compton, Mr. Northman, 173 00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:50,823 welcome to New Orleans. 174 00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:54,225 Of course, we all wish it were under better circumstances. 175 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,228 Tell me, Mr. Compton, why did you and Mr. Northman 176 00:13:57,263 --> 00:13:58,931 make contact with Chancellor Gainsborough? 177 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,934 She was my prisoner. 178 00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,803 She's done absolutely nothing that would, in any way, 179 00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,638 compromise her position or her loyalty. 180 00:14:05,673 --> 00:14:07,702 There were others aligned with the three of you, waiting 181 00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:08,675 to aid and abet. 182 00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:10,510 We killed nine of them. 183 00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:12,079 Where were they taking you? 184 00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:14,481 - No idea. - Sir, 185 00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:17,618 I urge you to release Nora and Sheriff Northman. 186 00:14:17,652 --> 00:14:20,687 They were following my orders. They deserve mercy. 187 00:14:20,722 --> 00:14:22,889 A noble gesture, Mr. Compton. 188 00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:25,725 But a lie, we both know. 189 00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:30,029 Oh, you just fucked us! 190 00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:32,498 The UVs! 191 00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:55,420 Oh, please! 192 00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:58,823 Tell them what they wanna know! 193 00:15:02,894 --> 00:15:05,963 - Okay, I gotta check on Emma. - Okay. 194 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:30,555 Hey, hey, hang on. 195 00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:32,198 I don't think Luna wants to see you right now. 196 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,724 No, get out. 197 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,895 Luna, please. I just-- Emma is my granddaughter. 198 00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:39,098 And I wish I could change that but I can't. 199 00:15:39,132 --> 00:15:41,500 I don't want you here. I don't want you anywhere near her. 200 00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:44,137 - You understand? - Yes, I do. 201 00:15:44,171 --> 00:15:46,672 - May I just-- - Go! 202 00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,950 What happens when Emma turns? 203 00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:57,484 She'll need a pack. 204 00:15:57,519 --> 00:16:00,221 For all you know, Emma's a shifter. 205 00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:03,056 She's wolf. I can feel it. 206 00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:06,793 Fuck what you feel. 207 00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:09,362 You and Marcus, two peas in a pod. 208 00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:11,030 You both have tempers. 209 00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:13,532 Had. 210 00:16:15,969 --> 00:16:18,204 Blood is blood. 211 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,706 Emma's got my son in her veins. 212 00:16:22,109 --> 00:16:25,746 Please, don't keep her from me. She's all I have left. 213 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:35,557 I'm sorry about your injuries. 214 00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:42,663 That bitch is out of her mind if she thinks 215 00:16:42,698 --> 00:16:45,165 I'm just gonna hand Emma over to her and her freaks. 216 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,868 Easy, now. She just lost her son. 217 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:49,903 She just ate her son. 218 00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:52,105 - Fucking lunatic. - I know. 219 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:54,374 But she is family, right? 220 00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:57,076 I don't want Emma anywhere near those people. 221 00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:58,811 What if Emma is a wolf? 222 00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:01,882 I mean, at least with a pack-- 223 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,450 At least what? 224 00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:04,818 What, she can be a cannibal? 225 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:07,088 She can run around with idiots and criminals? 226 00:17:07,122 --> 00:17:08,990 I know you have your opinions, Sam, 227 00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:11,760 but could you just keep them the hell to yourself for now? 228 00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:13,362 Whoa, hey, how'd we get here? 229 00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:15,331 - I'm just sayin'-- - I know you're just saying, 230 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,799 but I have to protect my daughter. 231 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,301 - Okay? - Okay. 232 00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:19,869 I've been through a lot of shit. 233 00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:22,905 - I know what I'm doing. - Yes, you do. 234 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,406 We both just want what's best for Emma. 235 00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:28,210 No, there is no "we." Emma is my daughter. 236 00:17:28,244 --> 00:17:30,679 Don't worry about what's best for her. I know what's best. 237 00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,848 I know Emma's not my daughter, 238 00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,451 but I thought the three of us had something pretty special here. 239 00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:37,286 I get that you've had a tough past-- 240 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,721 You get that. 241 00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:41,790 Get this. 242 00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:44,860 Emma and I are blood. 243 00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:47,029 So you either have my back, 244 00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:48,463 or get the fuck out. 245 00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,966 - Jesus, what is wrong with you? - Just get the fuck out. 246 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,701 - Gladly, psycho. - Fuck you. 247 00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:54,803 Fuck you, too. 248 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:03,646 Sun's gonna be up in half an hour. 249 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,347 If we don't get her into Eric's cubby, 250 00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:07,115 she isn't gonna make it. 251 00:18:12,088 --> 00:18:14,156 T? 252 00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:18,026 T? 253 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,695 Where you at? 254 00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:22,197 Tara? 255 00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:43,652 Come on now, hooker. Drink. 256 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:47,122 Drink. 257 00:18:47,156 --> 00:18:49,124 Oh, shit--! 258 00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:54,730 It's burning her, Sook! 259 00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:56,632 Sook! 260 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,200 Help me get her in the cubby! 261 00:18:58,235 --> 00:18:59,836 Quick! 262 00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:03,573 - Stackhouse? - Yeah? 263 00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:05,908 - I had sex. - Heh-hey! 264 00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:07,243 Welcome to the club! 265 00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:09,378 It's not the first time, assmunch. 266 00:19:09,412 --> 00:19:11,280 Only reason I mention it is, 267 00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,848 the lady who I had it with 268 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,349 has been sort of blowing me off lately 269 00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,751 and I got to thinking, 270 00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:18,987 maybe I did something wrong? 271 00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:20,423 Are you kidding? 272 00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:22,125 That means you did something right. 273 00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:23,760 I mean, that's getting to eat the pie 274 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,262 without having to pay for the cow. 275 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,797 Win-win. 276 00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:28,666 But you were saying the other day, 277 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,401 about your vampire lady friend? 278 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,837 Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, uh, 279 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,873 turns out we're just keeping it casual, too. 280 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,408 - You're okay with that? - Yeah. 281 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,277 Hell, yeah. 282 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,778 Heh. 283 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,381 Perfect situation. 284 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,350 There's that abandoned car that lady called in. 285 00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,331 This is damn strange. 286 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,633 Somebody just dump her here? 287 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:11,676 Anything? 288 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:16,715 Yeah, belongs to a Deborah Susan Pelt. 289 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,451 Hey, I know her. 290 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,252 Yeah, Sookie's got a friend, Alcide, 291 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:23,122 and Debbie is his girlfriend. 292 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:26,058 Sookie said she's batshit crazy. 293 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,361 They live in Shreveport. 294 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,698 So, what the hell's the car doing here? 295 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,569 Stackhouse. 296 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,777 - You find that in the car? - Yeah. 297 00:20:47,049 --> 00:20:48,683 Good man. 298 00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:04,666 You see, Christine, 299 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:08,302 I will always be a Christian first and a vampire second. 300 00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:10,371 But many people feel, 301 00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:13,206 and you yourself have said, Reverend Newlin, 302 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,909 those two things are incompatible. 303 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,677 Well, I'm happy to say that they are not. 304 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,713 I still talk to God every night. 305 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,748 I talked to Him this evening, as a matter of fact, 306 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,852 and I'm here to tell ya, Jesus loves vampires. 307 00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:28,421 I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days 308 00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:30,456 knows where we're coming from. 309 00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:32,359 And I think that there are good Christians out there 310 00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:33,727 who would be willing... 311 00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:35,228 - Ahem. -...to set aside childish loathing 312 00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:38,699 - Oh, sorry. - in favor of universal love. 313 00:21:40,302 --> 00:21:42,437 Can you believe that son of a bitch? 314 00:21:42,471 --> 00:21:45,841 He was my hero. Now look at him. 315 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,343 Freakin' vamper. 316 00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:49,579 - Really? - Yep. 317 00:21:49,613 --> 00:21:51,148 What can I do for ya? 318 00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:53,283 I got a real powerful vampire 319 00:21:53,318 --> 00:21:55,186 who's just itching to sink his fangs into me. 320 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,921 You got a vamp problem, 321 00:21:57,956 --> 00:22:01,491 you need a colloidal silver mister. 322 00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:03,293 "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" 323 00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:04,861 "It's me, a vampire." 324 00:22:04,896 --> 00:22:07,698 Pffft. "Oh, it burns, it burns. 325 00:22:07,732 --> 00:22:09,766 I'm gonna leave you alone, go eat your neighbor." 326 00:22:11,502 --> 00:22:14,304 This is the very same mister I have on my trailer. 327 00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:16,774 - Is that right? - You betcha. 328 00:22:17,976 --> 00:22:20,711 Now, can I interest you in a slightly 329 00:22:20,746 --> 00:22:23,548 more permanent solution? 330 00:22:23,582 --> 00:22:25,550 Well, maybe. 331 00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:28,320 Should invite her on next week's vamp hunt. 332 00:22:28,354 --> 00:22:31,056 Let her string one up and stake it. 333 00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,758 Bet she'd fuck me after. 334 00:22:34,694 --> 00:22:36,228 Just so you know, 335 00:22:36,262 --> 00:22:38,330 staking anyone, vampire or human, 336 00:22:38,364 --> 00:22:40,065 is a federal offense. 337 00:22:50,778 --> 00:22:53,380 We have been in country too long... 338 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,948 Do it. 339 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,483 Terry Bellefleur. 340 00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:59,553 Terry Bellefleur. Ah! 341 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,855 Oh, my God, Arlene, baby. I am so sorry. 342 00:23:01,889 --> 00:23:04,108 I want you to tell me what is going on, and I 343 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,645 want you to tell me now. 344 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,463 - It's nothing. - That is bullshit. 345 00:23:09,497 --> 00:23:11,965 You are damn near losing your mind over something. 346 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,767 You're not sleeping. 347 00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:15,936 You just attacked me. 348 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,605 This has something to do with Patrick, 349 00:23:18,639 --> 00:23:20,540 - I just know it. - This was an accident. 350 00:23:20,575 --> 00:23:22,742 You shoved me clear across the kitchen. 351 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,110 I said it was an accident. 352 00:23:24,145 --> 00:23:26,246 What part of that don't you understand? 353 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,652 Oh, fuck it. 354 00:23:49,571 --> 00:23:51,611 I can't leave her like this... 355 00:23:51,636 --> 00:23:52,440 Better off dead... 356 00:23:52,441 --> 00:23:54,909 I gotta do it... Just do it! 357 00:23:54,944 --> 00:23:56,411 - Mistake... - No! 358 00:23:56,445 --> 00:23:58,179 - Goddamn cowardly life... - No! 359 00:23:58,214 --> 00:24:00,614 - Just fucking do it! Do it, do it! - No! 360 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:01,816 No! 361 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,784 - I fucked up. - Lafayette, don't. 362 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,952 I turned her into the thing she hates most. 363 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,088 We didn't have a choice. She was dead. 364 00:24:08,122 --> 00:24:09,722 And I shoulda left her dead, Sook. 365 00:24:09,757 --> 00:24:12,992 Jesus is gone, and I didn't want to let her go, too. 366 00:24:13,027 --> 00:24:16,495 And I turned her into this fucking thing for me. 367 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:18,830 - That's not true. - Yeah, it is. 368 00:24:18,865 --> 00:24:20,966 I ain't got nobody without her. 369 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,968 But that's my problem, not hers. 370 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,271 Don't! 371 00:24:28,275 --> 00:24:29,809 It'll get better. 372 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,911 When Jessica was turned, 373 00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:36,549 it took a long time for her to feel normal. 374 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,418 It's always hard in the beginning. 375 00:24:39,453 --> 00:24:43,189 We are miles beyond hard, Sook. 376 00:24:43,223 --> 00:24:46,192 Tara is in there. 377 00:24:48,395 --> 00:24:51,464 You have to have faith. 378 00:24:51,498 --> 00:24:54,001 Please, give her a chance. 379 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:57,270 - This ain't no life. - It will be. 380 00:24:58,139 --> 00:24:59,773 I promise. 381 00:25:00,809 --> 00:25:02,676 You don't fucking know that, Sook. 382 00:25:04,446 --> 00:25:06,747 We can make a life for her. 383 00:25:06,782 --> 00:25:09,717 Even like this. 384 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,210 I used to believe that I had found the light, 385 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:39,313 but I realized that I've only just now 386 00:25:39,347 --> 00:25:43,984 found God's true light in the darkness. 387 00:25:44,018 --> 00:25:46,353 - It's ironic. - And the Fellowship of the Sun? 388 00:25:46,387 --> 00:25:48,555 I'm no longer associated with the Fellowship. 389 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,024 Nor, might I add, any hate group, okay? 390 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:55,395 All vampires want is to co-exist peacefully with humans. 391 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,530 And if you take nothing else away from this interview, 392 00:25:57,564 --> 00:25:59,065 you need to understand that. 393 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,434 Vampires are not the enemy. We-- 394 00:26:01,468 --> 00:26:04,137 we are God's creatures, just like you. 395 00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:07,273 And all we want on this small, small planet 396 00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:08,974 is peaceful coexistence. 397 00:26:09,009 --> 00:26:10,542 Speaking of coexistence, 398 00:26:10,577 --> 00:26:13,111 is there anyone special in your life? 399 00:26:13,145 --> 00:26:15,780 Let's just say that... 400 00:26:15,814 --> 00:26:18,116 yes, there is someone... 401 00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:21,152 and she makes me very happy. 402 00:26:21,186 --> 00:26:24,823 - That was a bit of a gotcha question... - Kevin. 403 00:26:24,857 --> 00:26:27,458 You remember giving a speeding ticket to Judge Clemens' boy? 404 00:26:27,493 --> 00:26:29,895 He was doing 80 in a school zone. 405 00:26:29,929 --> 00:26:31,830 - No shit. - Flipped me off, too. 406 00:26:31,865 --> 00:26:33,265 Unbelievable. 407 00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:34,967 Anyway, I might need you to expunge it. 408 00:26:35,002 --> 00:26:36,469 Excuse me? 409 00:26:36,503 --> 00:26:37,904 I had a talk with the judge. 410 00:26:37,938 --> 00:26:39,538 We're gonna let him off with a warning. 411 00:26:39,572 --> 00:26:41,806 A warning? He almost killed a kid. 412 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,508 Could you just take care of it, please? 413 00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:44,875 Whatever you say... 414 00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:46,977 - Sheriff. - And watch the attitude. 415 00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:49,713 - Every fiber of our being... Wha-- 416 00:26:49,747 --> 00:26:52,615 I'm watching that. 417 00:26:53,484 --> 00:26:54,951 You Officer Stackhouse? 418 00:26:54,985 --> 00:26:57,787 Well, I sure am. 419 00:26:57,821 --> 00:27:00,290 How can I help you, champ? 420 00:27:00,324 --> 00:27:01,858 Jesus. 421 00:27:01,892 --> 00:27:04,428 My mom and dad are getting a divorce! 422 00:27:04,462 --> 00:27:07,231 Well, I'm sorry. But why the hell are you punching me? 423 00:27:07,265 --> 00:27:08,666 I'm a cop, dude! 424 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,501 You had sex with my mom. 425 00:27:10,536 --> 00:27:12,136 And now my dad is leaving. 426 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:14,105 Look, kid. I don't know you, 427 00:27:14,139 --> 00:27:16,375 - I don't know your mama-- - My mama's Sharon Singer. 428 00:27:16,409 --> 00:27:18,043 Never heard of her. 429 00:27:20,512 --> 00:27:24,382 Oh, "Crazy Sharon." Yeah. Hey! 430 00:27:24,416 --> 00:27:26,517 Whoa, whoa. I meant crazy in a good way. 431 00:27:26,551 --> 00:27:27,918 Get off of me! 432 00:27:27,952 --> 00:27:29,453 Come on, now. What the hell's going on? 433 00:27:29,487 --> 00:27:31,321 - He ruined my life. - How? 434 00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:35,425 - He had sex with my mom. - Jesus, Stackhouse. 435 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:37,294 Have you slept with every woman in this town? 436 00:27:37,328 --> 00:27:40,029 I don't know. I'm close, I guess. 437 00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:42,331 Hey. Unbelievable. 438 00:27:42,365 --> 00:27:45,267 Come on, it's okay. Come on, son. 439 00:27:45,301 --> 00:27:47,936 You touch Holly, I'm throwing your ass in jail. 440 00:28:21,239 --> 00:28:22,706 May I help you? 441 00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,574 Beg pardon. 442 00:28:24,608 --> 00:28:26,075 You are... 443 00:28:26,109 --> 00:28:28,811 - quite lovely. - I'm off the clock. 444 00:28:28,845 --> 00:28:31,046 Come by tomorrow. We open at 8:00. 445 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:38,453 That's right, whore. 446 00:28:38,487 --> 00:28:40,689 I like it when you struggle. 447 00:28:56,273 --> 00:28:58,274 You're not afraid. 448 00:28:58,308 --> 00:29:01,410 I'm no stranger to dead bodies. 449 00:29:03,347 --> 00:29:05,448 The streets can be dangerous at this hour. 450 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:08,084 A lady should really be more careful. 451 00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:10,887 If I meet a lady, I'll let her know. 452 00:29:24,969 --> 00:29:27,236 That is a 453 00:29:27,271 --> 00:29:29,806 lovely dress. 454 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,942 I'm sorry about all the blood. 455 00:29:31,976 --> 00:29:34,044 It's... 456 00:29:34,078 --> 00:29:35,712 it's fine. 457 00:29:39,317 --> 00:29:41,785 This should cover it. 458 00:29:44,756 --> 00:29:46,189 Thank you. 459 00:29:46,223 --> 00:29:47,824 Mister? 460 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:06,343 Mr. Compton? 461 00:30:09,047 --> 00:30:11,149 I'm Dieter Braun. 462 00:30:11,183 --> 00:30:12,917 It is a pleasure to finally meet you. 463 00:30:12,951 --> 00:30:15,020 I bet you say that to all the prisoners. 464 00:30:15,054 --> 00:30:17,522 I'm sorry 465 00:30:17,556 --> 00:30:19,991 about the ultraviolet lights, 466 00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:22,593 but we find it speeds the interrogation process. 467 00:30:22,628 --> 00:30:24,195 Now, full disclosure. 468 00:30:24,229 --> 00:30:26,931 Your I.V. contains a solution of 469 00:30:26,965 --> 00:30:29,399 electrolytically refined silver. 470 00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:34,170 And I'm afraid that is as pure as it gets. 471 00:30:35,773 --> 00:30:38,575 I have a problem, Mr. Compton. 472 00:30:38,609 --> 00:30:41,279 Nora is a Chancellor of the Authority. 473 00:30:41,313 --> 00:30:43,748 For her to conspire 474 00:30:43,782 --> 00:30:48,353 to allow you and Mr. Northman to escape, 475 00:30:48,387 --> 00:30:50,722 well, that is treason, 476 00:30:50,757 --> 00:30:52,290 punishable by the true death. 477 00:30:52,325 --> 00:30:54,693 I'm sure you understand why I find this 478 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:57,396 so... curious. 479 00:30:57,431 --> 00:30:58,623 I do. 480 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,367 Well, I need to know why she did it. 481 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,167 Have you asked her? 482 00:31:02,202 --> 00:31:04,903 We are speaking with her, yes. 483 00:31:04,937 --> 00:31:08,039 And Mr. Northman. But I would like to hear what you have to say. 484 00:31:08,073 --> 00:31:09,840 Do you know what this is? 485 00:31:11,176 --> 00:31:12,676 It's the Bible. 486 00:31:12,711 --> 00:31:15,345 - Old or New Testament? - Neither. 487 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,781 It predates both. 488 00:31:17,815 --> 00:31:20,250 It's the Original Testament. 489 00:31:20,285 --> 00:31:23,153 The Vampire Bible. 490 00:31:23,188 --> 00:31:26,758 It states that before God created Adam and Eve, 491 00:31:26,792 --> 00:31:29,761 He created Lilith. 492 00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:33,132 Who, like God, was vampire. 493 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:36,869 Exactly. We were created in God's image. 494 00:31:36,903 --> 00:31:38,371 Not humans. 495 00:31:38,405 --> 00:31:40,740 Now, do you recall what our Bible 496 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:44,044 tells us of humans? 497 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,014 If memory serves, 498 00:31:48,049 --> 00:31:52,752 it speaks of Adam and Eve's true purpose. 499 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:55,088 "And their flesh shall nourish yours. 500 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,790 Their blood shall flow within you. 501 00:31:56,824 --> 00:31:59,525 For as the beetle nourishes the lark, 502 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:05,131 so shall human nourish vampire." 503 00:32:07,835 --> 00:32:10,471 Powerful stuff, indeed. 504 00:32:10,505 --> 00:32:12,706 - Do you believe it? - Believe what? 505 00:32:12,741 --> 00:32:15,242 In the literal interpretation of our sacred text. 506 00:32:15,276 --> 00:32:16,877 That humans are nothing more than our food. 507 00:32:16,911 --> 00:32:18,679 I do not. 508 00:32:19,881 --> 00:32:21,282 Ah. 509 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:24,719 This, Mr. Compton... 510 00:32:26,856 --> 00:32:29,558 is where things get a bit tricky. 511 00:32:30,527 --> 00:32:32,595 There are fundamentalists who do believe. 512 00:32:32,629 --> 00:32:35,465 We think your friend, Nora, is one of them. 513 00:32:36,634 --> 00:32:38,400 In that utopia, 514 00:32:38,435 --> 00:32:42,738 humans are farmed as food, nothing more. 515 00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:47,341 Emotional alliances between vampire and human 516 00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:49,677 are blasphemy. 517 00:32:49,711 --> 00:32:53,346 I have known vampires who thought like this. 518 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:56,248 But I can assure you that is not my philosophy. 519 00:32:56,283 --> 00:32:58,350 No. 520 00:32:58,384 --> 00:33:00,919 This guardianship has struggled 521 00:33:00,954 --> 00:33:05,223 to make coexistence with humans 522 00:33:05,258 --> 00:33:08,359 a lasting reality. 523 00:33:08,394 --> 00:33:10,095 But, 524 00:33:10,129 --> 00:33:13,298 and not to sound paranoid, 525 00:33:13,332 --> 00:33:15,500 there are forces aligned against us. 526 00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:18,603 And I'm wondering if, perhaps, that might include you. 527 00:33:18,637 --> 00:33:22,307 Do you believe in the literal interpretation 528 00:33:22,342 --> 00:33:24,976 of our sacred text? 529 00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,377 I do not. 530 00:33:26,411 --> 00:33:28,639 Have you consorted with those who do? 531 00:33:28,664 --> 00:33:30,664 I have not. 532 00:33:59,779 --> 00:34:02,114 Are you sure? 533 00:34:02,148 --> 00:34:04,550 It's wonderful to be a vampire. 534 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,152 - Isn't it? - Generally, yes. 535 00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:10,355 Right now? Not so much. 536 00:34:10,389 --> 00:34:12,957 If you'll give me your full cooperation, 537 00:34:12,991 --> 00:34:15,927 not only will we not be needing the silver, 538 00:34:15,961 --> 00:34:18,128 but you, you'll leave here a free man. 539 00:34:18,163 --> 00:34:22,567 Unfortunately, I cannot say the same for your, um-- 540 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,203 your accomplice. 541 00:34:24,237 --> 00:34:25,804 Nora. 542 00:34:25,839 --> 00:34:27,833 She won't leave here "a free man"? 543 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,245 Hmm. 544 00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:33,213 Her betrayal was unforgivable. 545 00:34:33,248 --> 00:34:35,783 She met the true death. 546 00:34:49,598 --> 00:34:52,467 I know 547 00:34:52,502 --> 00:34:54,469 this must pain you. 548 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,275 I'm sorry. 549 00:35:00,310 --> 00:35:02,111 But you must understand 550 00:35:02,145 --> 00:35:05,948 that noncooperation will not be tolerated. 551 00:35:07,284 --> 00:35:10,120 Now, 552 00:35:10,154 --> 00:35:13,891 was it you or Mr. Compton who murdered Nan Flanagan? 553 00:35:13,925 --> 00:35:16,327 Nan Flanagan is dead? 554 00:35:26,637 --> 00:35:28,205 We know Mr. Northman 555 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,207 is sympathetic with the Sanguinista Movement, so why protect him? 556 00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:33,142 He's told us of your agenda, 557 00:35:33,177 --> 00:35:35,277 of your plans to undermine the mainstreaming movement, 558 00:35:35,312 --> 00:35:37,446 and he's walking free as we speak. 559 00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:39,615 That is happy news, indeed. 560 00:35:39,650 --> 00:35:41,551 You know, he turned on you in the first 561 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:43,152 five minutes. 562 00:35:43,187 --> 00:35:44,854 Why 563 00:35:44,889 --> 00:35:46,456 endure this 564 00:35:46,490 --> 00:35:47,958 for him? 565 00:35:47,992 --> 00:35:51,328 I just really enjoy your company. 566 00:35:51,362 --> 00:35:55,500 Well, then let's have some more fun. 567 00:35:59,638 --> 00:36:03,541 I'm afraid Mr. Compton doesn't have your backbone. 568 00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:05,475 He's been freed. 569 00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:09,579 And in return for your cooperation, he'll be reinstated as king. 570 00:36:11,615 --> 00:36:14,817 In light of that, is there-- 571 00:36:14,852 --> 00:36:17,119 is there anything you'd like to say? 572 00:36:20,724 --> 00:36:22,724 Long live the king. 573 00:36:46,650 --> 00:36:50,754 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 574 00:36:58,497 --> 00:37:00,598 Not in the house. 575 00:37:00,632 --> 00:37:02,366 Howdy. 576 00:37:03,402 --> 00:37:05,336 What-- are you having a party? 577 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,505 Just some close friends. 578 00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:15,712 Oh, my God. Look. 579 00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:18,015 Holy shit. Is that Steve Newlin? 580 00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:20,150 - Hey, hey! - Yo. 581 00:37:20,185 --> 00:37:22,520 - Yo. - Yo, Rev! 582 00:37:22,554 --> 00:37:23,654 Yo. 583 00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:27,158 Can I just say, before you became a vampire, 584 00:37:27,192 --> 00:37:30,328 - you were a massive dick. - I know! 585 00:37:30,362 --> 00:37:33,031 Let me touch your fangs? 586 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:38,637 What do you want? 587 00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:41,372 Um, just a little chin-wag. 588 00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:43,975 In private. 589 00:37:54,219 --> 00:37:57,121 I think you and I got off on the wrong foot. 590 00:37:57,155 --> 00:37:58,656 - Is that right? - Yes. 591 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:01,426 See, I didn't realize 592 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,761 that you and Jason Stackhouse 593 00:38:03,796 --> 00:38:05,863 were involved. 594 00:38:05,898 --> 00:38:08,467 And I think that I came off like a real-- 595 00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:11,170 well, like a real party crasher. 596 00:38:12,506 --> 00:38:14,073 However, 597 00:38:14,107 --> 00:38:15,875 I am 598 00:38:15,909 --> 00:38:18,111 prepared to offer you 599 00:38:18,146 --> 00:38:22,048 $10,000 for Jason. 600 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:24,217 10,000 bucks? 601 00:38:24,251 --> 00:38:26,753 In cash. 602 00:38:26,787 --> 00:38:28,387 Hmm. 603 00:38:31,258 --> 00:38:33,960 20,000. 604 00:38:33,994 --> 00:38:36,596 20 thou-- 605 00:38:36,630 --> 00:38:38,497 No. 606 00:38:38,532 --> 00:38:39,932 Nope. 607 00:38:39,967 --> 00:38:42,068 Let me ask you a question, Steve. 608 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:44,470 Have you seen Jason's butt? 609 00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:48,208 Of course I've seen it. Why do you think I'm offering $10,000? 610 00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:50,076 Well, it's rock hard. 611 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:52,012 You could chip a fang on it. 612 00:38:56,984 --> 00:38:59,685 F-f-fifteen thousand, 613 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,487 and that's it. 614 00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:06,191 And speaking of... 615 00:39:06,226 --> 00:39:09,728 "rock hard"? 616 00:39:17,836 --> 00:39:20,371 Let's just say... 617 00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:23,876 you won't be disappointed. 618 00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:28,480 Okay, okay, 20,000. 619 00:39:28,515 --> 00:39:30,015 Look at you. 620 00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:32,251 Fang boner and 621 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:33,887 real boner. 622 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,556 You are pathetic. 623 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:40,260 Jason is my friend. I do not sell my friends. 624 00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:42,095 Get the fuck out of my house. 625 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,201 Hair-pulling? Really? 626 00:39:49,236 --> 00:39:52,137 - Uh-hh! - How do you like it? 627 00:39:52,171 --> 00:39:55,373 The next time you think about crashing my party, don't. 628 00:39:55,408 --> 00:39:57,675 My dad's the king. 629 00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:01,513 Not anymore. 630 00:40:01,547 --> 00:40:03,448 Ah! 631 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,422 - Awesome. - Go, Jessica! 632 00:40:09,456 --> 00:40:11,457 Hey. Idiots. 633 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,359 You're boring me. Go back to your human lives 634 00:40:13,394 --> 00:40:15,295 before I eat you. 635 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,752 Hey, Patrick. 636 00:40:39,786 --> 00:40:42,955 Thought I'd seen the last of the Bellefleur clan this time around. 637 00:40:42,989 --> 00:40:44,489 Well, you know us Bellefleurs. 638 00:40:44,524 --> 00:40:46,692 Sometimes we'll surprise ya. 639 00:40:48,461 --> 00:40:51,263 Excuse me. 640 00:40:51,297 --> 00:40:54,266 I haven't been sleeping that well. 641 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,768 Terry's been having these awful nightmares. 642 00:40:56,803 --> 00:40:59,305 Real barnburners. 643 00:40:59,339 --> 00:41:01,908 Sometimes he even cries out in his sleep. 644 00:41:02,843 --> 00:41:05,611 Seems like war talk, or-- 645 00:41:05,646 --> 00:41:07,247 or something. 646 00:41:07,281 --> 00:41:09,916 I don't really know. 647 00:41:09,951 --> 00:41:11,919 Well, it happens to all of us. It's tough. 648 00:41:11,953 --> 00:41:16,424 Terry doesn't really talk about his tour. 649 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:19,726 Did something happen in combat 650 00:41:19,761 --> 00:41:21,995 that might've, y'know, stuck with him? 651 00:41:24,032 --> 00:41:26,066 No, ma'am. 652 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,868 Not that I can... 653 00:41:29,770 --> 00:41:31,438 nothing comes to mind. 654 00:41:33,974 --> 00:41:36,409 You're the strong, silent type. 655 00:41:36,443 --> 00:41:38,812 Huh? 656 00:41:38,846 --> 00:41:40,847 Well, I like that. 657 00:41:40,881 --> 00:41:44,017 Well, heck, you know that. I even married one. 658 00:41:51,994 --> 00:41:53,428 What are you doing here, Arlene? 659 00:41:53,462 --> 00:41:55,697 She's looking for answers. Same as me. 660 00:41:58,835 --> 00:42:01,703 I need to talk to the sergeant. Alone. 661 00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:09,678 I got kids, Patrick, 662 00:42:09,712 --> 00:42:12,814 and I have too much invested in this man 663 00:42:12,848 --> 00:42:14,850 to watch him lose his mind. 664 00:42:14,884 --> 00:42:17,018 Do you understand me? 665 00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:18,553 Yes, ma'am. 666 00:42:18,587 --> 00:42:21,690 You two fix this. 667 00:42:25,661 --> 00:42:27,161 Private? 668 00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,964 Eller ain't dead. He's just off the grid. 669 00:42:29,998 --> 00:42:31,766 He's alive? 670 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,802 Why'd you lie? 671 00:42:32,827 --> 00:42:34,267 'Cause I didn't want to believe it was him. 672 00:42:34,268 --> 00:42:35,769 - He's got a good heart. - Really? 673 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,637 Well, let me tell you what else he has-- 674 00:42:37,672 --> 00:42:39,305 an itchy trigger finger 675 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,074 and borderline psychotic tendencies. 676 00:42:41,108 --> 00:42:43,443 But we're his friends. Why would he hurt us? 677 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:46,212 Grudge, chemical imbalance, he likes to jerk off to house fires-- 678 00:42:46,246 --> 00:42:47,980 how the fuck should I know? 679 00:42:49,382 --> 00:42:50,883 I know where he's holed up. 680 00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,517 Well, then let's visit him 681 00:42:52,552 --> 00:42:54,620 before he visits us. 682 00:42:59,926 --> 00:43:02,461 Careful, Hoyt. I don't want you to hurt yourself. 683 00:43:04,931 --> 00:43:06,465 Uh, hi, Ms. Fortenberry. 684 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:10,170 - Is Hoyt around? - He's helping me with my sink. 685 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:12,806 What do you want? 686 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,675 Uh, just want to talk. 687 00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:18,079 - Why don't you go fuck yourself? - Hoyt, language! 688 00:43:18,113 --> 00:43:19,780 Excuse me. 689 00:43:19,815 --> 00:43:22,616 Listen, Bubba. 690 00:43:22,650 --> 00:43:24,384 This ain't right, man. 691 00:43:24,418 --> 00:43:26,820 You living back at home with your mom? 692 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,555 My life's my business. 693 00:43:28,589 --> 00:43:30,790 What do you care, anyway? 694 00:43:32,025 --> 00:43:33,625 Well, I'm-- 695 00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:35,794 I'm just sick of messing up life. 696 00:43:35,828 --> 00:43:38,096 Look, why don't you come stay at my place? 697 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:39,698 Stay for as long as you want. 698 00:43:39,732 --> 00:43:41,833 I'll even stay at Sook's. 699 00:43:41,867 --> 00:43:44,569 - Please? - Believe it or not, I want to be here. 700 00:43:44,604 --> 00:43:47,172 I don't want your house, I don't want your charity. 701 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,408 - Now get the fuck out. - Hoyt. 702 00:43:49,443 --> 00:43:51,411 What the fuck, Mama? 703 00:43:51,445 --> 00:43:53,379 I spent the last fucking hour down there, 704 00:43:53,414 --> 00:43:55,849 fixing your fucking sink for fucking free. 705 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,119 So if you don't like it that I say "fuck," that's too fucking bad. 706 00:44:00,454 --> 00:44:02,588 - Hey. - No, don't come around here anymore. 707 00:44:02,623 --> 00:44:04,957 All right? We are over. 708 00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:12,697 I will never forgive you for what you did to my boy, 709 00:44:12,732 --> 00:44:14,132 Jason Stackhouse. 710 00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:17,101 You are dead to me. 711 00:44:18,170 --> 00:44:20,038 Thank you for splitting up Hoyt 712 00:44:20,072 --> 00:44:21,706 and that red-haired slut. 713 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:24,742 I'm gonna bake you a pie. 714 00:44:24,777 --> 00:44:26,345 And stay out! 715 00:44:28,114 --> 00:44:29,782 Emma. 716 00:44:29,816 --> 00:44:31,951 Go to sleep, sweetie. 717 00:44:33,987 --> 00:44:36,756 Emma, it's late. 718 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,225 Go to bed. 719 00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:40,694 Emma. 720 00:44:40,728 --> 00:44:43,964 What in the world is going on in there? 721 00:44:43,998 --> 00:44:45,965 Emma, go-- 722 00:44:48,502 --> 00:44:50,536 Holy fuck. 723 00:45:12,624 --> 00:45:14,292 Tara? 724 00:45:16,695 --> 00:45:19,564 I will never forgive either of you. 725 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,935 Wait! 726 00:45:26,806 --> 00:45:28,974 Tara! 727 00:47:30,465 --> 00:47:33,434 Mr. Compton, 728 00:47:33,469 --> 00:47:35,136 Mr. Northman, 729 00:47:35,171 --> 00:47:37,339 to meet under these circumstances, 730 00:47:37,373 --> 00:47:40,042 it is a shame. 731 00:47:40,076 --> 00:47:42,811 One of several recent disappointments. 732 00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:45,213 You think you know somebody... 733 00:47:46,582 --> 00:47:49,817 you consider them an ally 734 00:47:49,851 --> 00:47:52,353 for centuries, 735 00:47:54,222 --> 00:47:57,324 and when they betray you, they won't even tell you why, 736 00:47:57,358 --> 00:48:02,797 no matter how persuasive you can be. 737 00:48:02,831 --> 00:48:04,799 No. No! 738 00:48:04,834 --> 00:48:06,501 No! 739 00:48:07,704 --> 00:48:09,805 Guardian, no! I'm innocent! 740 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,742 No! No! No! 741 00:48:17,248 --> 00:48:19,783 I'm in a real pickle here, boys. 742 00:48:19,817 --> 00:48:23,219 According to Nan Flanagan, you-- 743 00:48:25,489 --> 00:48:28,157 what is it she liked to call you guys? 744 00:48:28,191 --> 00:48:31,093 "Fuckup One" and "Fuckup Two"-- 745 00:48:31,127 --> 00:48:33,795 you have made egregious errors. 746 00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:37,265 Rocket launchers on Main Street? 747 00:48:37,299 --> 00:48:42,704 Not to mention your so-called "Festival of Tolerance," 748 00:48:42,739 --> 00:48:44,907 where humans were attacked by vampires 749 00:48:44,941 --> 00:48:46,375 in full view of the media, 750 00:48:46,409 --> 00:48:49,545 with our official spokesperson in attendance. 751 00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:52,715 Keeping that quiet wasn't cheap. 752 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:56,086 Now, Nan-- ahem-- 753 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,389 was no prize, either. 754 00:48:59,424 --> 00:49:02,092 Still, she was Authority. 755 00:49:02,126 --> 00:49:06,297 And that, boys, is the point. 756 00:49:08,266 --> 00:49:11,168 We are the Authority. 757 00:49:11,202 --> 00:49:13,704 I am 758 00:49:13,738 --> 00:49:16,539 the Authority. 759 00:49:18,342 --> 00:49:21,444 The true death for Northman 760 00:49:21,479 --> 00:49:26,049 means the true death for Northman. 761 00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,570 Are you now or have you ever been a member of 762 00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:33,357 the Sanguinista Movement? 763 00:49:33,358 --> 00:49:36,360 I don't even know what it is. 764 00:49:37,696 --> 00:49:39,696 Mr. Northman? 765 00:49:39,731 --> 00:49:42,767 Yeah, I'm trying to stay away from politics as much as possible. 766 00:49:42,801 --> 00:49:45,002 - Are you? - And religion. 767 00:49:45,036 --> 00:49:46,771 You're just in it for yourself? 768 00:49:46,805 --> 00:49:48,835 You think the whole concept of the "common good" 769 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,860 is hopelessly naive? 770 00:49:56,081 --> 00:49:58,849 Chancellors? 771 00:49:58,884 --> 00:50:01,819 Well, it chaps my ass to say this, 772 00:50:01,853 --> 00:50:06,056 but when you got lame horses, you put them down. 773 00:50:06,091 --> 00:50:09,693 The mainstreaming agenda is just too damn important. 774 00:50:09,727 --> 00:50:12,029 It cannot fail. 775 00:50:12,063 --> 00:50:14,464 True death for these fellas. 776 00:50:14,498 --> 00:50:16,967 They destroyed a very real threat 777 00:50:17,001 --> 00:50:19,270 to all vampires. 778 00:50:19,304 --> 00:50:21,672 If there is no documentation 779 00:50:21,706 --> 00:50:24,508 of humans being killed by vampires, 780 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:28,111 we are infinitely better served letting them live. 781 00:50:28,146 --> 00:50:31,415 - They killed an Authority member. - She was on her way out. 782 00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:33,885 - She-- - As you can see, 783 00:50:33,919 --> 00:50:35,954 this council has had heated debates 784 00:50:35,988 --> 00:50:38,723 over what to do with you two sons of guns. 785 00:50:39,759 --> 00:50:42,695 Every vampire on this council 786 00:50:42,729 --> 00:50:45,297 has committed our careers, 787 00:50:45,365 --> 00:50:48,333 our lives, our destinies, 788 00:50:48,368 --> 00:50:50,002 to mainstreaming. 789 00:50:50,036 --> 00:50:54,974 Coexistence with humans is not an option. 790 00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:58,979 It is a necessity. It is merciful. 791 00:50:59,013 --> 00:51:01,081 It is just. 792 00:51:01,115 --> 00:51:03,249 It is vital. 793 00:51:05,418 --> 00:51:09,688 Not to mention that they outnumber us 794 00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:12,825 a thousand to one. 795 00:51:12,859 --> 00:51:15,327 Any threat to mainstreaming 796 00:51:15,362 --> 00:51:18,963 is a threat to us. 797 00:51:18,998 --> 00:51:21,132 Fundamentalism 798 00:51:21,167 --> 00:51:22,767 is a dead end 799 00:51:22,802 --> 00:51:26,738 and I won't fucking have it! 800 00:51:26,772 --> 00:51:30,375 Not out there, and most certainly 801 00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:33,178 not in here. 802 00:51:35,247 --> 00:51:38,383 Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence? 803 00:51:43,022 --> 00:51:46,024 I offer you an exchange. 804 00:51:48,427 --> 00:51:51,730 Our lives in return for Russell Edgington. 805 00:51:56,736 --> 00:52:00,038 Russell Edgington is dead. 806 00:52:00,072 --> 00:52:02,007 Nan Flanagan assured me of it. 807 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,543 She assured the world of it-- on camera. 808 00:52:04,577 --> 00:52:07,278 Sheriff Northman and I consigned him to the ground, 809 00:52:07,313 --> 00:52:09,581 but we did not kill him. 810 00:52:13,519 --> 00:52:17,222 - Tragic mistake. - Because he has now broken free. 811 00:52:21,428 --> 00:52:23,362 That sounds like a lie to me. 812 00:52:23,397 --> 00:52:26,499 But it is the truth. 813 00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:30,270 Whether we live or die, you will find out soon enough. 814 00:52:30,305 --> 00:52:33,874 Well, they have every reason to lie, but... 815 00:52:33,909 --> 00:52:36,811 I must say that I'm intrigued. 816 00:52:36,845 --> 00:52:40,548 Russell wants nothing more than anarchy. 817 00:52:40,582 --> 00:52:43,384 If you would like your entire mainstreaming agenda, 818 00:52:43,419 --> 00:52:46,154 and your administration with it, 819 00:52:46,188 --> 00:52:48,089 to be completely obliterated, 820 00:52:48,124 --> 00:52:50,058 then by all means ignore me. 821 00:52:52,695 --> 00:52:56,298 The only thing Russell wants more is to see us dead. 822 00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:59,234 Why? 823 00:52:59,268 --> 00:53:01,002 He pissed me off. 824 00:53:01,036 --> 00:53:04,205 Then I pissed him off. 825 00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:05,773 You know how these things go. 826 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:07,841 No, I don't. 827 00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:11,378 Why would you keep Russell Edgington alive? 828 00:53:11,412 --> 00:53:14,714 After what he did, we felt the true death was too good for him. 829 00:53:14,749 --> 00:53:16,549 We wanted him to suffer. 830 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:19,385 You "wanted"? 831 00:53:19,419 --> 00:53:21,020 You disobeyed the Authority 832 00:53:21,054 --> 00:53:23,756 to satisfy your feelings? 833 00:53:25,792 --> 00:53:28,628 I feel like staking you 834 00:53:28,662 --> 00:53:30,229 so fucking much right now. 835 00:53:30,263 --> 00:53:31,697 Guardian! 836 00:53:31,732 --> 00:53:33,399 I was the one that did it. 837 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,036 You're a king and you allowed him-- 838 00:53:37,071 --> 00:53:40,974 Lilith help me, I am going to stake you! 839 00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:53,555 Unfortunately, 840 00:53:53,590 --> 00:53:57,160 unlike the two of you, 841 00:53:57,194 --> 00:53:59,195 I understand there are a great many things 842 00:53:59,229 --> 00:54:01,764 more important than my... 843 00:54:01,799 --> 00:54:05,101 personal desires. 844 00:54:09,173 --> 00:54:11,474 Guardian, I promise you, 845 00:54:11,508 --> 00:54:15,512 now Russell is free, he will stop at nothing to find us. 846 00:54:15,546 --> 00:54:17,714 And when he does, you will be there 847 00:54:17,748 --> 00:54:20,283 to put an end to him, as we should have. 848 00:54:20,317 --> 00:54:24,453 I offer this to you as a final gesture of solidarity. 849 00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,788 I, like you, believe that mainstreaming 850 00:54:26,822 --> 00:54:30,157 is possible and essential, 851 00:54:30,192 --> 00:54:32,693 but Russell must be stopped. 852 00:54:35,596 --> 00:54:39,465 I fully expect to meet the true death, either way. 853 00:55:25,814 --> 00:55:29,816 ♪ I fight authority, authority always wins ♪ 854 00:55:31,252 --> 00:55:35,490 ♪ When I fight authority, authority always wins ♪ 855 00:55:36,892 --> 00:55:39,193 ♪ I've been doing it since I was a young kid ♪ 856 00:55:39,227 --> 00:55:42,630 ♪ And I come out grinnin' ♪ 857 00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:46,868 ♪ When I fight authority, authority always wins ♪ 858 00:55:48,270 --> 00:55:50,638 ♪ I've been doing it since I was a young kid ♪ 859 00:55:50,673 --> 00:55:53,975 ♪ And I come out grinnin' ♪ 860 00:55:54,010 --> 00:55:58,480 ♪ When I fight authority, authority always wins ♪ 861 00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:04,653 ♪ When I fight authority, authority always wins ♪ 862 00:56:06,089 --> 00:56:09,958 ♪ When I fight authority, authority always wins ♪ 863 00:56:11,361 --> 00:56:13,662 ♪ I've been doing it since I was a young kid ♪ 864 00:56:13,696 --> 00:56:16,799 ♪ And I come out grinnin' ♪ 865 00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:22,804 ♪ When I fight authority, authority always wins. ♪ 866 00:56:23,533 --> 00:56:27,533 == sync, corrected by elderman ==