1 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,115 Out. 2 00:00:59,405 --> 00:01:02,406 Come on. You go stitching yourself up. 3 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:04,598 Ladies and gentlemen, step up. 4 00:01:05,328 --> 00:01:06,930 Step up. 5 00:01:06,954 --> 00:01:09,099 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods, 6 00:01:09,123 --> 00:01:11,935 invite you… invite you, sir, 7 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,937 tonight, for one night only, 8 00:01:13,961 --> 00:01:17,816 here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind, 9 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,798 the very great mind… 10 00:01:21,052 --> 00:01:23,197 of Doctor Parnassus. 11 00:01:23,221 --> 00:01:25,344 Doctor Parnassus! 12 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,584 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Parnassus, as old… 13 00:01:35,608 --> 00:01:37,211 as old as time. Yes. 14 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:38,921 He is over a thousand years old. 15 00:01:38,945 --> 00:01:43,025 He has the power to empower your mind. 16 00:01:43,783 --> 00:01:46,345 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 17 00:01:46,369 --> 00:01:48,694 Let him… let him transport you. 18 00:01:50,707 --> 00:01:53,644 Oh, my God. Oh, check out the lights. 19 00:01:53,668 --> 00:01:55,062 Check out that. 20 00:01:55,086 --> 00:01:58,190 Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing. 21 00:01:58,214 --> 00:01:59,274 Whoa, whoa! 22 00:01:59,298 --> 00:02:00,818 Check this. 23 00:02:00,842 --> 00:02:03,862 Dave, Dave, haway. Come on, we'll go get these sorted. 24 00:02:03,886 --> 00:02:05,322 Check this out, sweetheart. 25 00:02:05,346 --> 00:02:07,074 Come here, my love, near me. 26 00:02:07,098 --> 00:02:09,034 Come on, love. 27 00:02:09,058 --> 00:02:12,178 Where is he, then? Come on. 28 00:02:20,236 --> 00:02:21,588 If you must… 29 00:02:21,612 --> 00:02:24,675 scour the squalid depths 30 00:02:24,699 --> 00:02:27,024 with Putrid's brother, Stench… 31 00:02:28,411 --> 00:02:30,431 Raaaa! 32 00:02:30,455 --> 00:02:31,932 Join the queue. 33 00:02:31,956 --> 00:02:33,392 Only five quid a go. 34 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:35,076 Bang. Bang. 35 00:02:37,462 --> 00:02:40,190 You choose… you choose… you choose fulfilment? 36 00:02:40,214 --> 00:02:43,380 Whoa! Sir, please… Sir, please, if you will… 37 00:02:44,135 --> 00:02:47,990 Whoa! Whoa! 38 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:51,827 Sir, please, you cannot audition without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir. 39 00:02:51,851 --> 00:02:53,984 Give us a kiss. Please don't. 40 00:02:54,145 --> 00:02:56,206 Hey… You all right down there, mate? 41 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:59,501 All right, Captain Planet? Get off the stage, you damn drunk. 42 00:02:59,525 --> 00:03:01,462 What are you doing, little man? 43 00:03:01,486 --> 00:03:03,478 He's got us by the leg. 44 00:03:06,449 --> 00:03:08,010 Ha-hey! 45 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,095 Hey, man, check it out. It's not even real. 46 00:03:10,119 --> 00:03:11,096 Hey! 47 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,359 Get off the stage! 48 00:03:14,624 --> 00:03:18,020 Mm, that's a nice pair of tits. I said, get off the stage! 49 00:03:18,044 --> 00:03:19,396 Nah. 50 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:22,255 I want you, like. Come here, man. 51 00:03:23,007 --> 00:03:25,361 Come here, man. Hey, hey, come here! 52 00:03:25,385 --> 00:03:26,927 Hey-hey! 53 00:03:30,807 --> 00:03:32,350 What are you running away for? 54 00:03:41,442 --> 00:03:44,880 Yoo-hoo! There she is! 55 00:03:44,904 --> 00:03:47,312 Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere… 56 00:03:52,078 --> 00:03:53,889 Oh, shite. 57 00:03:53,913 --> 00:03:55,349 I'm coming after… 58 00:03:55,373 --> 00:03:57,330 I'm gonna feel your arse. 59 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:05,041 Come here, gorgeous. 60 00:04:12,682 --> 00:04:14,639 Come back, you bitch! 61 00:04:25,028 --> 00:04:26,652 Me nose! 62 00:04:28,906 --> 00:04:30,759 Ohhh… 63 00:04:30,783 --> 00:04:33,345 Oh, my face! 64 00:04:33,369 --> 00:04:35,326 My face! My gorgeous face! 65 00:04:42,837 --> 00:04:44,231 Martin! 66 00:04:44,255 --> 00:04:46,108 He went with that cow! 67 00:04:46,132 --> 00:04:48,954 I'll scratch her eyes out! Oi, you two. 68 00:04:49,594 --> 00:04:51,697 My boyfriend is in there! 69 00:04:51,721 --> 00:04:53,678 Anybody there? 70 00:04:57,727 --> 00:04:59,246 Anybody there? 71 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:02,750 Please, is anybody there? 72 00:05:02,774 --> 00:05:04,897 Please! Please! 73 00:05:11,574 --> 00:05:13,344 Mum! 74 00:05:13,368 --> 00:05:14,368 Aaargh! 75 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,625 Help me! 76 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:28,463 Please… 77 00:05:28,591 --> 00:05:30,931 I'll never drink again. I promise. 78 00:05:31,844 --> 00:05:33,387 Honest. 79 00:05:34,722 --> 00:05:36,742 From now on, I swear, not a drop. 80 00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:38,759 Oh, really? 81 00:05:47,985 --> 00:05:49,943 Whoo! 82 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,654 You have chosen well. 83 00:06:16,806 --> 00:06:19,451 The path to Parnassus Is steep. 84 00:06:19,475 --> 00:06:21,537 The way Is long. 85 00:06:21,561 --> 00:06:23,372 But with perseverance, 86 00:06:23,396 --> 00:06:24,915 and fierce dedication, 87 00:06:24,939 --> 00:06:27,584 the heights are attainable. 88 00:06:27,608 --> 00:06:31,422 So with spirits high and a spring in your step, 89 00:06:31,446 --> 00:06:32,715 with a song In your heart, 90 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:34,258 the clouds will part, 91 00:06:34,282 --> 00:06:36,010 the heavens will open 92 00:06:36,034 --> 00:06:38,988 and you will be a man, my son. 93 00:06:40,788 --> 00:06:44,184 Hi there. Come on in. 94 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:47,293 Looks like you could use a drink. 95 00:06:50,089 --> 00:06:52,046 Maybe just the one. 96 00:06:54,969 --> 00:06:55,969 Hey! 97 00:06:57,221 --> 00:06:59,179 Make mine a double! 98 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:04,094 Oh! 99 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:08,312 He won, I lost. 100 00:07:09,108 --> 00:07:11,017 I lost again. 101 00:07:12,695 --> 00:07:14,715 What were you doing? He was chasing me. 102 00:07:14,739 --> 00:07:17,551 What was I supposed to… Don't go through the mirror. 103 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:20,410 Never. You know that. Oi, you! 104 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:22,890 Gunga Din. 105 00:07:22,914 --> 00:07:24,906 Come 'ere. 106 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:28,312 What do you think you're playing at? 107 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:30,189 Playing? Oh, no, no, no. 108 00:07:30,213 --> 00:07:31,565 We don't play. 109 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:33,831 What we do is deadly serious. 110 00:07:37,178 --> 00:07:38,739 Gone. 111 00:07:38,763 --> 00:07:41,172 Will we miss him? I don't think so. 112 00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:08,699 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately. 113 00:08:11,129 --> 00:08:14,483 Right, look, I want you freaks out of here, now. 114 00:08:14,507 --> 00:08:15,484 Ow! 115 00:08:15,508 --> 00:08:18,946 Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word. All right? Vertically deficient. 116 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:19,780 Defunct? 117 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:20,823 Vertically d… 118 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:22,992 Vertically challenged. Vertically… 119 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:27,037 Vertically challenged. Whatever you are, get off of my beat or I will do you. 120 00:08:27,061 --> 00:08:28,998 You included. D'accord. D'accord. 121 00:08:29,022 --> 00:08:30,416 Who threw that? Bonne nuit. 122 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,850 You're nicked. 123 00:08:39,991 --> 00:08:42,428 Take a ticket. Wait your turn. 124 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:44,054 Only 20 quid a go. 125 00:08:44,078 --> 00:08:45,723 Reduced to five for one night only. 126 00:08:45,747 --> 00:08:49,226 Ladies and gentlemen, this world, this world that we live in… 127 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,770 is full of enchantment… 128 00:08:51,794 --> 00:08:54,166 for those with eyes to see it. 129 00:08:54,797 --> 00:08:55,797 Chicken! 130 00:08:57,508 --> 00:08:59,695 I want to go there, there and there. 131 00:08:59,719 --> 00:09:01,947 I want something to eat. Stop going on. 132 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:03,699 No. They won't let you, darling. 133 00:09:03,723 --> 00:09:05,451 But I want to, I want to. 134 00:09:05,475 --> 00:09:07,202 Linda! You never let me… 135 00:09:07,226 --> 00:09:09,302 Excuse me. Excuse me. 136 00:09:10,229 --> 00:09:12,518 Do you mind? 137 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:16,065 Anton. 138 00:09:16,194 --> 00:09:18,021 Anton, he went back there. 139 00:09:19,072 --> 00:09:22,217 Just go and er… I'm going to go back. Ssh. 140 00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:25,575 Diego! Diego! 141 00:10:02,573 --> 00:10:03,771 Die. 142 00:10:04,158 --> 00:10:05,617 Die! Yes. 143 00:10:08,955 --> 00:10:09,807 Yes. 144 00:10:09,831 --> 00:10:13,477 Please exit the Imaginarium immediately. 145 00:10:13,501 --> 00:10:16,981 Choice is not available without parental consent. 146 00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:18,983 Die! 147 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:20,666 Yeah! 148 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:28,867 If one of you perverts has got our boy, I won't be answerable for my actions. 149 00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:30,786 Diego! Diego! 150 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,162 Diego! 151 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:34,144 Ah… 152 00:10:36,357 --> 00:10:37,835 W-What? 153 00:10:37,859 --> 00:10:40,587 She's not looking for him. I don't care! 154 00:10:40,611 --> 00:10:42,236 Hello. 155 00:10:43,031 --> 00:10:44,031 Voilà. 156 00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:47,469 Yeah! Oh, it worked! 157 00:10:47,493 --> 00:10:49,972 Where have you been? I've been worried sick. 158 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:52,599 One little devil out of the fire… 159 00:10:52,623 --> 00:10:55,686 Wipe that silly expression off your face, you little poof. Get up. 160 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:59,288 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you. 161 00:11:00,381 --> 00:11:01,650 Anton? Yes, sir. 162 00:11:01,674 --> 00:11:05,988 You know the rules about the mirror? Yes, I do. I'm sorry, sir. I'm really… 163 00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:07,823 He was a ten-year-old boy. I know. 164 00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:09,742 You did well, my boy. You did well. 165 00:11:09,766 --> 00:11:11,723 Good lad. Good lad. 166 00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:14,246 Thank you. 167 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:16,957 Good lad. Good lad. Thank you. 168 00:11:16,981 --> 00:11:19,168 You go through the mirror and he's all over you. 169 00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:21,462 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate. 170 00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:24,131 Come on now, Valentina. You're his daughter. 171 00:11:24,155 --> 00:11:26,967 Do you know what I mean? And you're scrumptious… 172 00:11:26,991 --> 00:11:29,470 His scrumptious daughter. 173 00:11:29,494 --> 00:11:31,451 Why did I say “scrumptious”? 174 00:11:32,789 --> 00:11:34,767 Beautiful. 175 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,894 Intelligent. Sweet. 176 00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:38,791 “Scrumptious”? Idiot! 177 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,825 Hey, Parny. 178 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:16,225 It's been a while. 179 00:12:16,249 --> 00:12:18,268 Whoa… Last call. 180 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,729 Hey, Anton. Yes, Percy? 181 00:12:20,753 --> 00:12:23,941 What did I say? Stop Percying about. 182 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,874 We don't have all night. 183 00:12:27,969 --> 00:12:29,926 Bloody kids again. 184 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:33,089 What's up, Doc? Hey! 185 00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:36,549 Don't we love our children? 186 00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:40,416 She's ripe as a peach. 187 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,751 Sweet little 16. 188 00:12:42,775 --> 00:12:44,684 And all mine! 189 00:12:51,284 --> 00:12:53,276 He's come to collect. 190 00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:56,223 I thought so. 191 00:12:56,247 --> 00:12:57,850 He's early. 192 00:12:57,874 --> 00:12:59,783 What can I do? 193 00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:02,438 Nothing. 194 00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:04,419 There must be something. 195 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:08,027 How many days left? 196 00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:10,043 Three. 197 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:16,820 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon. 198 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:37,014 Will you shut up about food? 199 00:13:37,038 --> 00:13:39,725 We're plum out. And I'm starving. 200 00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:43,533 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left. 201 00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:51,570 Ooh, look at this. Hey, that's mine. 202 00:13:51,594 --> 00:13:53,405 Oh, won't you look at that? That is… 203 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:55,407 That's private! It's gorgeous. 204 00:13:55,431 --> 00:13:58,243 Give it. All that mahogany, oh! 205 00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:01,138 Anton! 206 00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:04,667 Would you really be happy in a place like that? 207 00:14:04,691 --> 00:14:05,959 Would you? 208 00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:09,012 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it, I don't think. 209 00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:11,426 Well, maybe if I was with you. 210 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:16,993 Ah-ah! 211 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,018 Sssh. 212 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:26,414 You're always talking about escaping, aren't you? 213 00:14:26,629 --> 00:14:30,139 Always thinking about it. Always dreaming about it. 214 00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,250 Let's do it. 215 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,866 Why not? You and me. I can't run away. 216 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,712 You and me. We can't run away. I can't. 217 00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:43,038 I'm underage. 218 00:14:43,062 --> 00:14:45,019 Oh, don't do that. 219 00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:48,043 I shall be 12 on Wednesday. 220 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,253 Don't be ridiculous. 221 00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:52,006 Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday? 222 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:52,881 12. 223 00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:54,800 Ha! See? 224 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,301 Parnassus says so too. 225 00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:59,410 Are you trying to say he's ridiculous? No. 226 00:15:00,997 --> 00:15:02,824 Actually, 227 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,492 I'm really going to be 16. 228 00:15:07,628 --> 00:15:09,621 Sweet 16. 229 00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:13,999 The age of consent. 230 00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,790 Is that you, Scrumpy? 231 00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:29,085 Who the hell else is it gonna be? 232 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:31,962 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this! 233 00:15:31,986 --> 00:15:34,214 Yes, I know, I know. And that again? 234 00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:36,550 For God's sakes, Dad! Put 'em up. 235 00:15:36,574 --> 00:15:39,386 Come on. You're always taking the easy way out. 236 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:41,750 No, no. Not now, Scrumpy. Not now. 237 00:15:42,997 --> 00:15:46,851 I have something very important that I have to tell you. 238 00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:50,022 Oh, why does everybody want to live forever? 239 00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:52,024 Immortality is a bloody curse. 240 00:15:52,048 --> 00:15:54,985 So is pretending to be a 12-year-old child, damn it. 241 00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:56,753 Look at me. I mean… 242 00:15:57,428 --> 00:15:59,448 Look at me. Nobody's fooled. 243 00:15:59,472 --> 00:16:02,993 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle too, while we're at it. 244 00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:05,871 You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday. 245 00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:08,207 Shut up and listen to me! 246 00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:12,085 I have to explain something to you before it's too late. 247 00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:14,213 One winter night… 248 00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:17,549 Is this gonna take long? Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly. 249 00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:18,717 Many years ago… 250 00:16:18,741 --> 00:16:22,193 Er… many centuries ago, in fact, 251 00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:27,082 when I was -believe it or not-a young monk, 252 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,202 someone visited me in my sanctuary, 253 00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:35,708 someone I had hoped never to meet. 254 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,290 Someone… 255 00:16:39,595 --> 00:16:43,011 none of us should ever hope to meet. 256 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:28,996 Having captured the wind, 257 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,040 tamed the storm, 258 00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:35,537 kept the stars in their orbits and the earth turning on its axis, 259 00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:39,303 the Chief Steward, lying down to take his rest, 260 00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:42,041 had a most disturbing dream. 261 00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:49,711 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast approaching on the snowswept plain. 262 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,534 The Chief Steward woke. 263 00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:21,298 And so the Steward set out on his great journey… 264 00:18:21,322 --> 00:18:25,520 What exactly do you all do here? We tell the eternal story. 265 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:28,284 And what is that, exactly? 266 00:18:28,996 --> 00:18:31,543 The story that sustains the universe. 267 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,530 The story without which there is nothing. 268 00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:39,746 Nothing? 269 00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:42,861 You mean… 270 00:18:42,885 --> 00:18:47,241 stop telling the story and the whole universe ceases to exist? 271 00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:49,222 You make it sound so simple. 272 00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:52,769 And you believe it? 273 00:18:53,646 --> 00:18:55,666 We are ordained for this task. 274 00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:57,960 It's just incredible to me, 275 00:18:57,984 --> 00:19:01,672 that you can believe something that can be so easily disproved. 276 00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:03,653 Oh, I don't think so. 277 00:19:04,282 --> 00:19:05,480 Hm. 278 00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:08,387 We'll see. 279 00:19:08,411 --> 00:19:10,957 I will gather a thousand… So. 280 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:16,687 Stop! 281 00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:20,152 Having been brought to the limit of his endurance… 282 00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:24,044 Yet the forces of evil could not prevail… 283 00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,471 our calmness of… 284 00:19:33,144 --> 00:19:34,175 There. 285 00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,556 The story stopped. 286 00:19:37,315 --> 00:19:39,251 No more story. 287 00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,149 But we're still here. 288 00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:43,902 The fire's still burning. 289 00:19:44,989 --> 00:19:48,086 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing. 290 00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:51,659 Nothing has changed. 291 00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,601 Come on, cheer up, Doc. 292 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,997 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense. 293 00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:02,399 Now you can do other things with your powers. 294 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,026 You can erm… 295 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,046 I dunno, you can go shopping. 296 00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:08,297 Have fun. 297 00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:13,682 You can learn a foreign language or… or go on a cruise. 298 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:21,251 God! 299 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,853 Damn it! 300 00:20:25,196 --> 00:20:27,153 A sign, a message. 301 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,822 That bird was a messenger… 302 00:20:31,411 --> 00:20:34,714 from some distant place that we know nothing of. 303 00:20:36,124 --> 00:20:38,116 Oh, I see it all now, 304 00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,000 so clear. 305 00:20:41,838 --> 00:20:44,191 This has nothing to do with us here. 306 00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:47,486 Somewhere in this world, right now, 307 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:50,155 someone else is telling a story. 308 00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:53,075 A different story. A saga or romance, 309 00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:56,537 a tale of unforeseen death. It doesn't matter. 310 00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:58,556 It's sustaining the universe. 311 00:21:00,398 --> 00:21:02,355 That's why we're still here. 312 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,700 You can't stop stories being told. 313 00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,508 That's a weak hypothesis. 314 00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:11,525 I don't think so. 315 00:21:13,911 --> 00:21:17,433 Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you? 316 00:21:17,457 --> 00:21:19,200 What? 317 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:22,877 And that was my first wager with the Devil. 318 00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:28,903 You see, the very first of us to… 319 00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:33,615 attract 12 disciples would win the bet. 320 00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:35,659 His argument: 321 00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:40,247 The necessities of danger, of fear, of the fabled bliss of ignorance. 322 00:21:40,271 --> 00:21:41,915 Mine: 323 00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:46,550 The power of the imagination to transform and illuminate our lives. 324 00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:50,531 It was a hard fight but I won. 325 00:21:52,658 --> 00:21:54,219 My prize? 326 00:21:54,243 --> 00:21:58,490 The one thing I coveted most-everlasting life. 327 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,435 Huh. 328 00:22:01,459 --> 00:22:03,416 Everlasting torment. 329 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,169 He tricked me. He let me win. 330 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,879 He knew that times would change. 331 00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:17,206 And that one day, no-one would want my stories. 332 00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,533 This was the price of my arrogance. 333 00:22:23,064 --> 00:22:25,934 Forgotten, lost, alone. 334 00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:28,771 Desperate. 335 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:34,385 We've stopped. 336 00:22:34,409 --> 00:22:36,470 Go on with your story. 337 00:22:36,494 --> 00:22:38,305 No, another time. 338 00:22:38,329 --> 00:22:40,849 Something's happened. You'd better go and see. 339 00:22:40,873 --> 00:22:45,897 Why do you always do this? You always stop in the middle of your stories. 340 00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:01,787 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here. 341 00:23:01,811 --> 00:23:05,183 I just saw someone… someone dancing on the water. 342 00:23:06,566 --> 00:23:08,143 I swear. I swear. 343 00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:12,136 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow… 344 00:23:12,363 --> 00:23:14,508 thrown from those pillars over there. 345 00:23:14,532 --> 00:23:17,052 Do you see that? Do you see the dancer? 346 00:23:17,076 --> 00:23:21,181 Yeah, he's river dancing. Yeah, he's river dancing. See that? 347 00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:23,545 That's someone hanging! 348 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,103 He must be under this bridge. 349 00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:27,855 Hanging? 350 00:23:27,879 --> 00:23:29,398 Get a rope. 351 00:23:29,422 --> 00:23:31,900 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope. 352 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:33,122 Get a rope! OK. 353 00:23:34,052 --> 00:23:37,013 Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly! Percy, Percy! Christ! 354 00:23:40,683 --> 00:23:42,536 All right, all right. 355 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,133 OK, lower, lower, lower. All right. 356 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,249 Stop, stop! 357 00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,293 Jesus. Agh. All right. OK. 358 00:23:49,317 --> 00:23:51,128 OK. OK. 359 00:23:51,152 --> 00:23:52,421 OK. 360 00:23:52,445 --> 00:23:54,173 No, I can't… I can't reach him. 361 00:23:54,197 --> 00:23:56,154 Hold on, I'll swing you. 362 00:23:57,867 --> 00:23:59,824 I'm gonna swing you in. 363 00:24:00,578 --> 00:24:02,535 All right, try again. 364 00:24:04,499 --> 00:24:06,041 Whoaagh! 365 00:24:09,337 --> 00:24:11,294 Again, up. 366 00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:14,633 Yes. 367 00:24:20,181 --> 00:24:21,450 I've got him. 368 00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:24,227 Oh, my God, what am I doing? Oh, my God! 369 00:24:24,644 --> 00:24:26,664 Sir, are you all right? 370 00:24:26,688 --> 00:24:28,561 OK, I've got you here. 371 00:24:29,273 --> 00:24:30,751 Get in there. 372 00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:33,921 OK, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Oh, jeez! 373 00:24:33,945 --> 00:24:35,214 OK. 374 00:24:35,238 --> 00:24:36,981 All right. 375 00:24:38,449 --> 00:24:40,469 Come on. Stay with me, mate. 376 00:24:40,493 --> 00:24:42,402 Aarrghh! 377 00:24:43,204 --> 00:24:45,015 You've done it. Brilliant! 378 00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:47,226 OK, pull him up. Pull me up! 379 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,910 Jesus Christ!