1 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,449 - What are you guys talkin' about? 2 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,222 Really? 3 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:57,625 So juicy, tell me more. 4 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,531 I just love my new wardrobe Sarah, 5 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,865 especially this. 6 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,501 Don't you just love it Larnell? 7 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:10,538 It's made out of all locally grown fabric, 8 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,673 hemp, naturally. 9 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,276 - It's the tops V, get it? 10 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:19,046 Man even my jokes are super lame now. 11 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,115 - Don't sweater it buddy, 12 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:23,417 yarn not doing so bad. 13 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,685 - I gotta hand it to you V, 14 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,919 you always seem to know how to 15 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,555 look on the bright side of things. 16 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,956 - Well I just do what my daddy told me 17 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,724 when I was running for homecoming queen. 18 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:31,992 - Which was? 19 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,962 - Stick your tits out and smile. 20 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,330 - Sound advice, 21 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,531 some knucks. 22 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,333 - And if I didn't I'd go bat shit crazy 23 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,035 and kill every sucker who looked at me sideways. 24 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,036 - Oh. 25 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,273 - This is so boring. 26 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,608 How long has it been anyway? 27 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,343 - Way long dude. 28 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:51,245 According to my calculations 29 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,714 it's been at least six months, 30 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,048 see? 31 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,485 Oh I sort of gave up after a while. 32 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,888 - Do we have to be up here? 33 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,122 - It's no use, 34 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,225 if it was triable we've tried it. 35 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,194 EeBe found out how we escaped before 36 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,095 and sealed up all the rabbit holes. 37 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,530 - She has to have an Achilles heel. 38 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,365 - Yeah, and a weak spot too. 39 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,600 - No I'm telling you girls, 40 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,402 if it was triable we've tried it. 41 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,836 We're gonna be stuck in here 42 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,605 for a long time. 43 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,872 Nothing to look forward to, 44 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,475 except Sarah's fall lineup. 45 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,843 - I do have something in mind 46 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,478 that's gonna wow the critics. 47 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,846 - Maybe we should talk to Rabbit, 48 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,047 he's always helped us before. 49 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,449 - That kinky freak? 50 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,218 He loves it in here, he's got like 51 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,152 Bong-holm Syndrome. 52 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,454 He's loving every second of this 53 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,788 incarceration. 54 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,190 - If we keep moping around here 55 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,326 without motivation then we're never gonna 56 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,527 get outta here. 57 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,795 I for one am running out of sweater patterns. 58 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,631 - That does it, 59 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,366 we have to find Rabbit and figure our way out. 60 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:48,602 - There was that method of reverse thinking 61 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,103 that used to work. 62 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,139 - Like if you wanted out you had to convince yourself 63 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,241 that you wanted to stay? 64 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,408 - Yeah. 65 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,310 - Exactly, everything was opposite. 66 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,312 But you had to totally clear your thoughts 67 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,548 to get your mind in that state of zen. 68 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:03,016 And it's not as easy to get your brain pan 69 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,985 as empty as Rabbit's. 70 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,054 - What was that method that Rabbit used 71 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,690 last time to escape? 72 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,692 - Nothing Head, that's it, 73 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,961 trademark and patent pending. 74 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,063 Now if you kids would just scoot along. 75 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:20,133 I got some high pressure business to take care of. 76 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,038 Ms. Dennet. 77 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,610 Oh, right hand on green. 78 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,280 Oh. 79 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,648 Oh. 80 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,016 - Occupied. 81 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,652 - Oh, Funnel Mister. 82 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,854 - Not a problem pal. 83 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,958 - Let's play again. 84 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,360 - This is the best game ever. 85 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,363 - This is all they ever do. 86 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,231 - London Bridge is falling down, 87 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,501 falling down, falling down. 88 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,235 - It's so degrading. 89 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,270 - I know. 90 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,406 They never let me play. 91 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,840 - Save some for me. 92 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,941 - Rabbit? 93 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,310 - Yeah, yeah. 94 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,811 - Really gotta rap with you 95 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,645 about something. 96 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,546 - Can't it wait? 97 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,080 - Yeah. 98 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,248 - I'm in the middle of some 99 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,983 high pressure competition here. 100 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,521 - Come on Brosario Dawson, 101 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,888 we gotta talk, now. 102 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,124 Look, the girls and I were talking, 103 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,693 and we all decided that enough is enough. 104 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,862 We need to get outta here and get back 105 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,531 to our complicated, screwed up, 106 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,566 kinda normal lives. 107 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,534 And you are gonna pull up those 108 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,935 training socks Rabbit, 109 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,936 and help us out. 110 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,808 - We've been over this 1,000 times. 111 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,811 She's changed the whole Bong World. 112 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,980 She who must not be named-- 113 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,848 - You mean E-- 114 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,050 - Eh eh ay ay ay. 115 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:43,851 - Oh. 116 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,052 - If you say her name, 117 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,587 she'll show up 118 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,621 and harsh 119 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,990 our marvelous mellow. 120 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,228 - Come on dude. 121 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,297 - She's sealed up all the rabbit holes. 122 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,733 Sorry, I can't help ya. 123 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,801 - Don't you wanna get out there and 124 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,870 do what you do? 125 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,639 - Whatever you guys wanna do, it's cool. 126 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,874 - Rabbit. 127 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,877 Teach us the ways of Nothing Head. 128 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,279 - I don't know. 129 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,247 - Come on dude. 130 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,450 We're all just wasting away in here. 131 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,119 At least out there in that cruel cruel world, 132 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,321 we have a chance to one day... 133 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,892 I got nothing. 134 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,827 - Please. 135 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:30,130 Show us your hole. 136 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,402 grind up my days 137 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,481 life it breathes 138 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:56,383 those little seeds oh 139 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,860 that I can take 140 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,374 - Needless to say, 141 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,876 the ways of Nothing Head 142 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,644 are extremely dangerous 143 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,946 and should not be used lightly 144 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,482 or by amateurs. 145 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,420 It has taken years of training to achieve 146 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,756 nothing-ocity. 147 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,426 Pay close attention. 148 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:47,961 - Should I be writing this down? 149 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,197 - You already failed. 150 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:53,667 Writing would mean you are doing something. 151 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,969 Let all of that go, 152 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,638 flush that something 153 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,641 right out of your brain. 154 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,396 - And boom goes the dynamite. 155 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,833 Nothing Head achievement unlocked. 156 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,500 - But we've learned nothing. 157 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,902 - Be patient grasshopper. 158 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,771 - Did somebody say grass? 159 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,608 - You did it man, 160 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,543 that was full on Nothing Head. 161 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,111 So talk to me boss, 162 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,412 what'd you see? 163 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,914 A way out of this place? 164 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,916 Maybe some of her weaknesses? 165 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,551 - You guys are cutting into some serious 166 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,086 Twister time. 167 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,254 - Dude show some respect 168 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,488 and keep it quiet, 169 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,323 the master is at work here. 170 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,092 You are the Nothing Head Ninja. 171 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:57,164 Okay girls, give it a shot. 172 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,738 - What is this shit? 173 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,613 - Anything? 174 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,516 - I thought of a new way 175 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,318 to crochet suspenders. 176 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,254 - I was thinking I could use new suspenders. 177 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,725 - I'll make it yeah. 178 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,862 - Uh, did you find your rabbit hole? 179 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,397 - That my friend is 180 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,299 for the Poontang Tribe and 181 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,135 they find it plenty. 182 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,671 - Not that you kinky freak. 183 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,807 I'm talking about a way out of this place. 184 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:43,711 - It's useless Larnell. 185 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,779 Nothing Head senses 186 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,315 no weaknesses in the Bong World. 187 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,551 Her karate is strong. 188 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,820 - Who? 189 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:56,223 - EeBe, gosh dang it. 190 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:59,026 - I knew I could get you to say it, 191 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,260 you owe me a buck. 192 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,365 - One of you mother fuckers call? 193 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,267 - Rabbit did, he misses you. 194 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,535 - I was smack dab in the middle of 195 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,203 plotting world domination, 196 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,972 what the fuck does your stupid mouth want? 197 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,040 - I, uh-- 198 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,342 - Spit that dick outta your mouth 199 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,276 and say it. 200 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,278 - I made you something EeBe. 201 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,446 - Mm. 202 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,348 - It even has sleeves for your tubes. 203 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,916 - Who the fuck's gonna wear that shit? 204 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,152 - You could've at least re-gifted it 205 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,353 if you didn't like it. 206 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,088 - All you dumb asses look like you're 207 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,723 up to no damn good. 208 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,491 - No, no damn good at all. 209 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,727 No damn good at all right girls? 210 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,728 - Mm hmm. 211 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,596 - Mm hmm, better not not be up to 212 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,465 no damn good if you know what's good for ya. 213 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,600 - Well, EeBe, if we were up to no damn good, 214 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,302 would we, I don't know, 215 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,404 find something good? 216 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,939 - You think you can trick me 217 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,440 into revealing my weaknesses? 218 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,942 Let me tell you something white bread, 219 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,243 there are none. 220 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,012 They're gone like Rabbit's pride. 221 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:52,846 - Oh. 222 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,314 - Told ya. 223 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,716 - But while I have you dopes standing around 224 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,951 with your mouths open, 225 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,319 I'm gonna get down to business. 226 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,054 The domination business. 227 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,923 - Oh yeah, me first, 228 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,624 show me those titties. 229 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,193 - You dumb shits, 230 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,460 not on your life. 231 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,696 I've grown tired of this place. 232 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:10,630 - Boy howdy. 233 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,664 - I've been thinking too small 234 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,266 all these years, the Bong World 235 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,368 isn't big enough to contain my bad ass. 236 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,970 I tried to take over the outside world 237 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,339 by conquering one tiny domain at a time. 238 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,507 - Here we go. 239 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,642 - But now I'm ready for a full on 240 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,145 full tilt boogie attack. 241 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,646 - So what you gonna open up a cupcake chain? 242 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,517 - No shit-for-brains, I'm gonna rule planet Earth. 243 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,885 I've got it all figured out, 244 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,787 and my accountant has crunched the numbers. 245 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,655 I'll need some seed money though, 246 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,557 and that's where you mother fuckers come in. 247 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,826 - Why would we help you? 248 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,861 - You don't have a choice, that's why. 249 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,661 - Well uh. 250 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,130 - Mm? 251 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,097 - How much seed money 252 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,365 are we talking about? 253 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,567 - One million dollars. 254 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,239 - That's a lot of dough. 255 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,506 - Silence! 256 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,042 I'm gonna send you outta the Bong World 257 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,477 and back into that shit hole you call home. 258 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,480 But don't get any funny fuckin' ideas. 259 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,950 I'll be watching your every move. 260 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,551 You still under my control 261 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,119 and there's no escape. 262 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,955 You're gonna sell my magic weed 263 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,157 to all the stoner mother fuckers out there 264 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,359 at an incredibly fucked up price. 265 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,861 Once they get hooked on my weed, 266 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,595 they won't ever go back to that 267 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,330 skunk weed they've been smoking. 268 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,631 Once you got EeBe smack, 269 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,333 you don't go back. 270 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,035 You got 30 days to give me my money, 271 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,404 and you bitches better have my money! 272 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,472 - What the what the? 273 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,908 30 days, dude that's impossible. 274 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,343 - Make it happen mother fucker. 275 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,179 I've already set up the location. 276 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,814 I'll be watching you. 277 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,224 - We got this right guys? 278 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,625 - I don't know Larnell, 279 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,860 30 days. 280 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:51,531 Million bucks is a lot of smack-aroos. 281 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,966 - Oh come on dude, 282 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,734 get on my level for this. 283 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,636 We've done it before right? 284 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,038 You, me, the girls. 285 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,373 One team one dream right guys? 286 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,541 - Yeah. 287 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,143 - No jail can hold us for long. 288 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,412 - Yeah, we're gonna nail her 289 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,081 stupid thing to the thing. 290 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,350 - Nice try sweetie. 291 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,684 - Thanks. 292 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,486 - That reminds me, 293 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,088 the bitches stay here with me. 294 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,189 - Say what? 295 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,059 - Call it insurance. 296 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,627 No time to be playing grab ass 297 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,895 on my dime. 298 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:22,829 - No way. 299 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,431 - Oh yes way, I have something 300 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,299 special in store for you bitches. 301 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,534 - Like what? 302 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,036 - I've had a secret weapon locked away 303 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,404 for a real long time, and I'm about to unleash it. 304 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,839 - I don't like the sound of this. 305 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,640 - Me neither. 306 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,643 - Prepare yourself for, 307 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,046 the Poonishers. 308 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,789 - What in the name of? 309 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,332 - My god. 310 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,272 - You sure we can't hang around 311 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,340 for just a little while longer? 312 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,608 - Careful prudes, 313 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,110 they've been known to chew right on through 314 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,379 chastity belts. 315 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,019 - So ew. 316 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,221 - Total ew. 317 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,723 - The Poonishers don't care 318 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,992 if your carpet is clean, 319 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,194 they're gonna munch it anyway. 320 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,695 - Look at those taters. 321 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,898 - You limp dicks better get your asses gone, 322 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,501 time is my money. 323 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,939 - I wanna stay with you. 324 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,408 - Totally sucks dude. 325 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,609 - You heard the 326 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,477 dirty old weed bag. 327 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,446 Time is ticking. 328 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,814 - You really gonna do this? 329 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,516 - We have no choice. 330 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,851 Sarah, if I'm going back into business, 331 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,854 I need to look like I mean business, 332 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,323 what do you got? 333 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,427 - I just put the finishing touches 334 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,928 on this. 335 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,364 Here, oh and and... 336 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,435 This is for you Ginger. 337 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,170 - I like. 338 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,938 - I made a little karate outfit for you. 339 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,540 Ha-cha-cha. 340 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,109 - You've been holding out Betsy Ross. 341 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,577 - Away team, 342 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,912 ready yourselves. 343 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,349 - All right dude. 344 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,717 - Weed us up Scotty! 345 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,524 - Do you think they're gonna save us? 346 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,460 - We're screwed. 347 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,320 - Whoa. 348 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,190 Check out all this cool stuff. 349 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,559 There's a crowbar in my pants. 350 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,228 - More like a thimble. 351 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,166 - Oh, dude look at all the little EeBes. 352 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,936 And check out you two kinky freaks. 353 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,771 - Yeah, I look good. 354 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,939 - How'd you change your clothes? 355 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,908 - Anything is possible once you master 356 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,376 the world of 357 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,778 Nothing Head. 358 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,315 - Well you'd be right if changing your clothes 359 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,650 could get us out of this mess. 360 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,385 So far Nothing Head has been nothing 361 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,387 but a big fat nothing. 362 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,223 - Really Larnell? 363 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,590 Really? 364 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,791 Seriously? 365 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,360 - Put yourself in check Bernie Sanders. 366 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,828 - Calm down fellas. 367 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,164 No need to be at each other's throats, 368 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,798 get a load of this joint. 369 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,836 - Yeah, I got to admit, 370 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,804 this place is pretty sick. 371 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,306 A lot better than that shit hole 372 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,874 I used to run. 373 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,910 - I find this environment conducive to 374 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,313 Nothing Head. 375 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,548 - Well you better find it conducive 376 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,283 to selling a shit load of weed Rabbit, 377 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,684 or else those Poonishers 378 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,320 gonna be making a box lunch out of the girls. 379 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,888 If you know what I mean. 380 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,123 - Rabbit knows this. 381 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,724 And Rabbit knows 382 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,760 much more. 383 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,462 - Yeah and what else does Rabbit know? 384 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,631 - There's a shit load of weed in here 385 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,367 and Rabbit's gonna grab it. 386 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,411 - Mind if I cut in? 387 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,779 - You'd be rude not to. 388 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,390 You are such a weird little animal. 389 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,864 Dude, that was an epic bong rip. 390 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,633 I love your work. 391 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,134 Pass the baton, 392 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,903 daddy wants to play. 393 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,354 I am a child on Christmas right now. 394 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,857 This is so wrong I don't ever wanna be right. 395 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,959 - Jeez, thanks for sharing your high buddy. 396 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,830 - So, should we continue the nipple tour? 397 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,266 - Lead the way my liege. 398 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,214 Get a load of these digs. 399 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,750 - It is as in my vision. 400 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,852 - Cut the crap Caitlyn Jenner. 401 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,120 Your visions are just a bunch of brain farts. 402 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,092 Shut the french toast. 403 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,161 Check out the sacred plant right there. 404 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,598 Look at all that sacred plant. 405 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,701 That's the money maker dude. 406 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,238 - This shit is better than the other shit. 407 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,172 EeBe would never know 408 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,574 if some was missing. 409 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,309 - I don't know dude. 410 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,411 And that right there, 411 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,179 that's probably for the queen bitch's 412 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,814 eventual arrival. 413 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,349 Get the common man used to her 414 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,050 eventual overlord dude. 415 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,520 And besides a love letter to her ego, 416 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,323 what do you think those bad boys are for? 417 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,027 - We shall pack them with weed 418 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,397 and give them to the customer. 419 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,966 In accordance to prophecy. 420 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,104 - I bet a brown paper bag is way more efficient. 421 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,472 - Actually it's probably how she's 422 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,841 gonna keep tabs on sales. 423 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,209 Every time you take one down 424 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,546 from the shelf, she'll feel it. 425 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,683 That will be half a million smack-aroos sir. 426 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,385 - Well check's in the mail. 427 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,020 - Seriously? 428 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,855 - No dude this is totally stupid. 429 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,391 - No, seriously, is the check in the mail? 430 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,927 'Cause we're gonna need all the cash we can get. 431 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,762 - I'm gonna get high. 432 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,504 - Hey cinnamon buns, how's it goin'? 433 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:15,207 Good, hey Phoebe, I got a little situation 434 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,009 down here, was wondering if 435 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,646 you could help an older cooler out. 436 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,980 Really? 437 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,281 That's sweet! 438 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,516 Fast as you can, 439 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,853 and oh, dress for success will ya? 440 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,988 See you in a bit. 441 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:34,093 - Oh, look-ee here. 442 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,063 - Come on Rabbit, we don't have time 443 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,598 to play with toys dude. 444 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,333 We gotta get out of this mess. 445 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,834 Get out of EeBe's grasp. 446 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,636 And dude, who knows what the Poonishers 447 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,205 are doing with the girls right now. 448 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,746 Ya know, I wonder what the Poonishers 449 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,115 are doing with the girls right now. 450 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,017 - That's the spirit Larnell, 451 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,686 positive thinking. 452 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,721 I wish I had your mindset right now, 453 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,657 'cause I'm really freaked the hell out, I... 454 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,661 - Get on my level bro. 455 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,730 Climb the ladder of life with me. 456 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,701 I'm higher than Jesus right now. 457 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,536 - Achievement unlocked. 458 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,939 - I love you man. 459 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,841 - Ditto bro. 460 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,379 - How long does this last again? 461 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,247 - Sometimes too long. 462 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,951 - Is that the door? 463 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,554 - Build it and they shall come. 464 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,723 - Onward. 465 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,228 - Phoebe! 466 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,397 - Hey Chief. 467 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,632 - What brings you here? 468 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,266 - Well, Gingie and I exchanged numbers 469 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,535 at the bowling alley. 470 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,169 He said he needed help and 471 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,804 I need a job. 472 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,974 - Well, but you're still wearing your 473 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,876 Gutter Slut shirt. 474 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,112 The bowling alley is closed. 475 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,681 - I know, I've been squatting in it 476 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,249 'cause they haven't bull dozed it yet. 477 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,484 - Real talk Phoebs, 478 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,085 we can't afford to pay ya anything. 479 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:10,189 - That's okay, I kinda just need a new place to stay. 480 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,024 The rats keep eating my food 481 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,693 and stealing my makeup. 482 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:14,694 - Welcome aboard. 483 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,230 - Wait wait wait wait wait, 484 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,132 Phoebe, remember our 485 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,301 dress code? 486 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,737 In accordance with prophecy. 487 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,406 - Duh boss. 488 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,542 Oh jeez, I paid good money for 'em, 489 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,277 show 'em off. 490 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,884 - Oh I remember you're 491 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,386 a serious actress and 492 00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,955 don't wanna get naked. 493 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,125 Well, Rabbit bestows on you his 494 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,028 semi-approval. 495 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,563 - Thank you Rabbit, 496 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,398 I mean Chief. 497 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,200 - Hey guys, I haven't checked the location yet, 498 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,235 but if we're anywhere but San Fran, 499 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,738 we are gonna make a killin'. 500 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,507 - Now, go out there and 501 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:03,743 find some discerning customers. 502 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:07,313 Or anybody that wants to get high. 503 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,048 - You got it. 504 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,719 - I hope so 'cause Rabbit wanna grab it. 505 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,954 - Up top, ring the bell. 506 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,122 Boom. 507 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,998 - We're doomed if this doesn't pick up. 508 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,034 - I don't know what we're doing wrong man. 509 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,102 - You're not selling enough shit. 510 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,904 - I wish someone would send me a sign. 511 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,456 Holy sagging nut sack, 512 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,958 gramps? 513 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,960 Take back the sign universe. 514 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,795 It's been years. 515 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:57,797 Should we hug or somethin'? 516 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,999 - I knew I'd find you here. 517 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,834 You inebriated imbecile. 518 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,036 - Always with the kind words, 519 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,038 you cunning linguist. 520 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,373 Should we hug it out? 521 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,075 - You keep your semen-soaked clothes 522 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,777 off of my person. 523 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,479 - It's been years dude, 524 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,248 got to admit, looking pretty good. 525 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,450 - The proper word is well hmm? 526 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,052 And you look like something 527 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,555 a raccoon shat out after Halloween. 528 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,223 - Awesome. 529 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,192 - And of course I'm looking well 530 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,127 because I'm doing well. 531 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,997 Since our fortuitous farewell, 532 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:34,667 I've refocused my energies on the positive. 533 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,070 Good people doing good things. 534 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,473 Gone are the muckrakers and sewer denizens, 535 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:43,810 ergo, you. 536 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,377 - Cut the shit gramps, 537 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,747 you're an old school pothead charlatan 538 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,115 who threw everyone under the bus 539 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,583 just to get ahead. 540 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,852 - I was dragged into those unsavory shenanigans. 541 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:56,022 By you and your cock fondling cohorts. 542 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:57,123 - Give me a break gramps. 543 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,190 - Never. 544 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,092 Huh, look at you. 545 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,629 Still wallowing in your squalor, 546 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,731 and delving in dubious acts 547 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:08,434 like a pulsating boil on a viper's vagina. 548 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,704 - Wow, that's actually a very creative insult. 549 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,773 So what'd you stop by here for gramps? 550 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,074 You need money? 551 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,943 - We were walking by, 552 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,545 philosophizing the future, 553 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,114 when I suddenly smelled 554 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:25,517 the stench of desperation. 555 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,888 Huh, I wanted to show him the other side, 556 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,590 what lies beneath the toilet of course. 557 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,627 And of course I find you here, 558 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,296 you tenebres corn turd. 559 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:40,366 - And who is this? 560 00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:42,234 What scam are you pulling him on? 561 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,871 - This? 562 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,306 This fine young man 563 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,607 is one who should be 564 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,745 lorded for being everything you are not. 565 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,046 - Oh? 566 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:55,547 - Hard working. 567 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:56,983 Top of his class. 568 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:59,886 Ivy League, no doubt. 569 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:03,189 Chivalrous and dedicated to changing the world 570 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,692 through future technologies. 571 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:09,561 Meet Jeff, Esquire. 572 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,731 - The pleasure is all yours. 573 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:14,734 - Your half brother. 574 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,403 - Say what the fuck? 575 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,205 Gramps I don't have a brother. 576 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,741 - A long-guarded family secret. 577 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:25,477 I suppose to keep your infantile feelings in order, 578 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,680 you know, you're a thumb sucking stain 579 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,915 on humanity. 580 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,983 - So how did this happen? 581 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,819 - How did it happen? 582 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,088 Huh, there's no time to educate you 583 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,190 on the doings between man and woman. 584 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,893 - So different fathers? 585 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,896 - Jeff here is from solid solid 586 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,631 seed stock. 587 00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:48,000 You are the drippings from under the 588 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,069 titty bar table. 589 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,604 - That's harsh. 590 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,174 - Jeff, ah, 591 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,343 Jeff has made quite a name for himself 592 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,045 in the world of technology. 593 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,948 Streaming entertainment to billions of homes 594 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,116 with the click of a button. 595 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,752 - I'm kind of a thing. 596 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,086 - Yeah. 597 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,288 Well you know Jeff, I do do a little acting 598 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,256 on the side. 599 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:14,961 - Ah yes, long live the thespian. 600 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,597 - It's what I do. 601 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,199 - How did that work out for you eh? 602 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,903 You mewling meat bag, 603 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,204 not so much an actor 604 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,873 as a line reader 605 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,507 parroting for peanuts 606 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:32,011 with delusions of grandeur. 607 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:35,014 - I've actually done quite a few parts. 608 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:38,584 - Oh, I recall, I recall yes. 609 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:39,952 Preening around like you 610 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,587 were the cock of the walk 611 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,755 making demands. 612 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,590 Shaving your taint, 613 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,793 turning away opportunities while 614 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,962 waiting for the big time, huh? 615 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,332 - Hey, that chick from the Titanic was like 90. 616 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,401 It's a marathon not a sprint gramps, 617 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,869 just gotta believe. 618 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,373 - And manatees could fly out my dick hole. 619 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:04,576 Look at your wasted self now. 620 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,279 Clambering for pennies while 621 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,681 still thinking you're above it all. 622 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:12,484 - Like I said, it can happen. 623 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:13,953 - Indeed. 624 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,488 - So is there a point to all this? 625 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,791 - The point is, you're a festering 626 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:22,361 canker sore on the dick of life. 627 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:23,195 - Oh. 628 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,196 - Shall we? 629 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,397 - We shall. 630 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:28,100 I bid you adieu. 631 00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:40,346 - I gotta hit the bong, STAT. 632 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,849 - He got you bro. 633 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,458 - Dick. 634 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,296 - Oh wait, here's some rubes now. 635 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:01,400 - Tell you what, take a gander at this joint. 636 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,369 - Classy as shit I tell ya. 637 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:06,305 - Oh-ee, I should've worn clean underwear, 638 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,307 I tell you what the fuck is that? 639 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,708 - Eat me, ah. 640 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,310 - Can I get something for you guys? 641 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,478 Doctor perhaps? 642 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,180 - Dr. Feelgood I tell ya. 643 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,448 - You can call Dr. Feel-friggin-awesome 644 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,516 while you're at it I tell. 645 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,618 Ah, I. 646 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,487 - Are you looking to procure some 647 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,922 medicinal herb? 648 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:26,058 - I'll tell ya what we want. 649 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,426 - You tell 'em what we want, 650 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,694 what we really really want. 651 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,163 - We wanna get fucked up, 652 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,032 real bad. 653 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,400 - You told 'em what I tell ya. 654 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,035 - Yeah we can do that. 655 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,672 - You tell me what and I'll tell ya, 656 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,674 if you catch my drift. 657 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,510 Tell it. 658 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,145 - I'm not sure. 659 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:50,282 - How god damn much I tell you what? 660 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:51,250 - I don't like to judge something 661 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,618 based on how it looks, 662 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,621 but how much money we talking about here? 663 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:57,189 - Ah. 664 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,561 Hoo-ee. 665 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:07,266 - Gonna be a party tonight I tell ya. 666 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,667 - Sorry guys but we just can't 667 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,802 give away our product around here. 668 00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,171 It's of the finest quality, 669 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,240 and you won't regret your purchase. 670 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,808 This, it's not enough to get in the game. 671 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:19,645 - You don't tell. 672 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:20,546 - Not sure. 673 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,548 - Tell ya don't. 674 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:25,151 - Let me tell you, this fine specimen 675 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,153 is out there working her ass off 676 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:30,489 on that corner from sun-up to sun-up, 677 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,690 and you're saying 678 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:34,260 this fine little moolah maker 679 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,362 ain't making enough moolah? 680 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:39,231 - Tell you what, I done bit in there. 681 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,169 Tell you what. 682 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,871 - Not sure I catch the business end of your operation. 683 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:48,407 - Oh, show him your business end. 684 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,977 Show it. 685 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,511 I tell you what. 686 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,345 - Oh. 687 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,014 - Kapow. 688 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:55,948 - Look we're not in the market 689 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,483 to turn away customers, 690 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,618 but maybe you come back with a little more jingle 691 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,587 in your pocket, and Rabbit and I, 692 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,555 we can prescribe you a special brand 693 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:04,957 of magic. 694 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,226 - Well I never I tell ya, 695 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,428 hard working woman does an honest nickel 696 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,697 a trick, tell you what. 697 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,265 And it don't get you no further? 698 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,233 - You fuckers! 699 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,301 - Yeah. 700 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:18,370 Tell you what, 701 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,172 tell you what, I'll help you with something 702 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,840 with the rougher one. 703 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,311 - Tell you what, 704 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,847 y'all can go straight to tell. 705 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,224 - Hoo hoo hoo, mm, you bitches gonna like this. 706 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:13,559 - No we won't. 707 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,494 - Probably won't 708 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,563 Mm. 709 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,282 - Pardon me but which one of you 710 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:40,652 is the proprietor of this establishment? 711 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:41,887 - That would be I. 712 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:42,821 - He means me. 713 00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,390 - Since there is no clear 714 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,725 decision on who the big bacon is, 715 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,360 I am gonna be directing my squeal. 716 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,931 My spiel to Old McDonald here. 717 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,366 - Thank you. 718 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,468 - You find yourself in the 719 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,870 presence of... 720 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,406 - Hambo. 721 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:02,141 - My reputation precedes me. 722 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,310 I'm as flattered 723 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,545 as a pig with lipstick. 724 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,847 And this here, 725 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,717 grade A piece of prime is-- 726 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,785 - Piggy Suey, I watch the show, 727 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,221 pleased to meet you both. 728 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,888 - The pleasure's all swine. 729 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,390 - We've met. 730 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,159 Remember, the bowling alley? 731 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,528 - Are you with him now? 732 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,696 - It's just a gig sugar dick. 733 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,233 - Pardon me if I have manure for brains, 734 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:30,502 but I've scammed so many people since then. 735 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,106 - Remember, lots of boobies? 736 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,974 Free beer. 737 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,244 We made you a ton of cash. 738 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:41,413 - I do recall a teet 739 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,514 or two. 740 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:46,084 And I never forget a free brew. 741 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,953 - We aren't buying today, 742 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:48,687 we can't. 743 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:49,921 - Nope. 744 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,190 - No sir, I'm not selling anything 745 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,024 but opportunity here. 746 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,093 - Then what's with all the merch? 747 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,866 - Badass Dolls, collect them all, 748 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,801 or look like a piece of shit. 749 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,303 - Right you are Piggy Suey, 750 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:07,038 this is an opportunity, and today only, 751 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,408 to get in on the ground floor 752 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,642 of something bigger 753 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,279 than blue ribbon winning Hog Balls. 754 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,713 - Hold on hacksaw, 755 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,348 isn't this the same ground floor 756 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:19,151 that you've been trying to pimp us out on for years? 757 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:22,321 - We have recently procured a website domain 758 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,123 for these high end collectibles. 759 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,759 - Dude they're so old they look like antiques. 760 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,528 - Whatever sells bub. 761 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,597 Why don't you tell them 762 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:33,232 where they can get these 763 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,701 badass Badass Dolls Piggy? 764 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,407 - Like Old McCockled said, 765 00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:42,874 we're not buying today. 766 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:43,942 Isn't that right Rabbit? 767 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,350 - Is that fella gonna be all right? 768 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,018 - Give him a minute. 769 00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:01,092 - Nothing Head has spoken. 770 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,494 - Go on. 771 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,862 - You shoot a commercial for us 772 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,964 and we can allocate some space 773 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,166 for you to share your wares. 774 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,835 - These aren't wares, 775 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,170 these are the futuristicals 776 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,972 of the futuristic. 777 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,677 - I must say, 778 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,314 a couple of 'em are badass. 779 00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:23,449 - Dolls. 780 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,516 - Duh. 781 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,784 - God. 782 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,118 - We have a barn load of followers on 783 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,787 Twitter, Facebook, 784 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,589 and of course Oinker. 785 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:31,823 - Take it or leave it. 786 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:32,958 - When do we start? 787 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,526 - Right now. 788 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,295 - I got my camera crew right outside. 789 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,732 - Good up here, 790 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,000 whoa. 791 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:50,342 I frame you. 792 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,177 I can view your soul 793 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,845 with a viewfinder. 794 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,314 - What in the name of Don Cheedle 795 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:56,948 is going on right now? 796 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,183 - What you're looking at is your 797 00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:00,652 original inspiration for the Badass Dolls. 798 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,724 - It's exactly what I was looking for. 799 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,100 - BadassDolls.com. 800 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:20,005 - He's also one of the most 801 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,941 sought after action directors in the world. 802 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:23,675 - What? 803 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,311 - Action! 804 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,678 More! 805 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,113 Yes. 806 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:30,048 - Uh, this is a joke right? 807 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:31,650 - Cut. 808 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,852 Fuck you! 809 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,987 - Speed. 810 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,890 - Got any ideas for this? 811 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,874 - Any minute now 812 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,276 our knights in shining 813 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,011 cargo shorts are gonna come and 814 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,046 save the day. 815 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,514 - They can take their time. 816 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:05,283 Woo, starting to enjoy this. 817 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,487 - So you're taking the whole pyramid route with this? 818 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,988 - Oh, I suppose so. 819 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,858 - Okay then so am I. 820 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,361 Use your teeth. 821 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:16,662 - Kinky. 822 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,365 - On the ropes you dope, 823 00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:20,399 what is wrong with you? 824 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:21,900 Hurry up. 825 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,436 Oh my god oh my god. 826 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,572 Got it, turn around. 827 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,807 - Yeah okay. 828 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,076 Do you think they raised the money yet? 829 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,478 - I sure hope so, 830 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,245 they better not be screwing around up there. 831 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,814 - I have faith in them. 832 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,082 - That makes one of us. 833 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,789 - Whoa her boobs. 834 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,325 - If you're looking for weed, 835 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,294 grass, kush, pooch, 836 00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:50,962 stems, chemicals, 837 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,831 stink or skunk 838 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,468 go to one of our lousy competitors, 839 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,103 but if you're looking for the 840 00:38:58,103 --> 00:38:59,738 finest of the fine, 841 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:03,308 visit EbEe's Magical Weed Dispensary. 842 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,311 'Cause we have the finest in town. 843 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:08,013 - It's totally great shit. 844 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,848 - Don't be drab and dreary, 845 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,784 visit EbEe's Magical Weed Dispensary 846 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,486 and get cheery. 847 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,055 - It's the happiest shit. 848 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,058 - Credit cards and tray strictly unacceptable, 849 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,326 we give you 850 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,462 big kush, you give us 851 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,163 big cash. 852 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,132 And if you're on the fence. 853 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:29,067 - Then you're a total loser. 854 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,669 - We have this. 855 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,179 Free shows daily. 856 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,051 - Think it'll work? 857 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,253 - Come they must, 858 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,855 or we're in deep shit. 859 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:50,789 - Yeah. 860 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,491 - They're in every hot market, 861 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,360 they'll be coming in so hot and heavy, 862 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,629 you'll have to herd them. 863 00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:58,930 - You know I got this connection 864 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,832 down at Killjoy Psycho Circus, 865 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,502 I'm gonna make a phone call and get this on the air. 866 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,772 - His pigs left the 867 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,106 pen again. 868 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,981 - Hey Hambo. 869 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,216 Have you ever thought about 870 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:20,385 doing one of them yourself? 871 00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:22,320 - I milk my tail 872 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,123 once a day thank you very much. 873 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:27,959 - I meant, have you ever thought about 874 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,029 making a Badass Doll of yourself. 875 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:35,033 - Mm, that's a great idea. 876 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,602 Not too sloppy, 877 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,470 not too sloppy at all. 878 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,971 Here you go. 879 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:50,048 - Hambo is so fine, 880 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,983 and Hambo is a swine. 881 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:56,421 - BadassDolls.com. 882 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,490 - I'd buy one. 883 00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:59,491 - Well that just earned you 884 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,291 a few porks. 885 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,561 - Perks? 886 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,262 - I know what I said. 887 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,410 - Oh dang. 888 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,217 - Touch nothing, 889 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:27,753 Butt Pirate. 890 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:30,388 David will tell you when to touch things, 891 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,456 all right? 892 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:34,259 - Get a load of these sows. 893 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,828 - Someone got a promotion. 894 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,334 - This guy is gonna make me so much bread. 895 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,538 - Selfie. 896 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:55,881 - BadassDolls.com. 897 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:01,419 - Oh yeah. 898 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:02,654 Oh. 899 00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:04,790 I'm outta here, 900 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,224 good luck guys. 901 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,728 - Help you guys? 902 00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:11,797 - Yeah, what is this place? 903 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:15,033 - EeBe's Magical Weed Dispensary. 904 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,434 - Check the address again please. 905 00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:17,803 - Check the address again, 906 00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:19,871 quick quick quick quick. 907 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,707 - Here you go. 908 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,174 - This is the place. 909 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,711 - Clearly it is not. 910 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,846 - Looking for a movie location? 911 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:32,017 - Easy Butt Pirate. 912 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:33,218 - Well we shot a movie this morning, 913 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,220 it's called Eleanor Roosevelt Versus 914 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,454 The Loch Ness Monster. 915 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:37,856 We edited it in the afternoon, 916 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:39,357 and distributed it in the late afternoon, 917 00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:41,059 it's now available at grocery stores nationwide 918 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,728 in the Hot Pockets aisle. 919 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:43,829 - That was fast. 920 00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:44,763 - Well not that fast, 921 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,231 I only scheduled 17 minutes 922 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,199 for a wrap party, we're obviously in the wrong spot. 923 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,168 - So where's the cast and crew? 924 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,369 - Hello. 925 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:54,806 - Oh. 926 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:58,777 - Calm down Butt Pirate, 927 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,746 for the love of DaVid. 928 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:01,947 - I usually don't work in such a 929 00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,015 large scale production, but when it comes to 930 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:06,818 Eleanor Roosevelt, the story must be told. 931 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:08,654 - Respect. 932 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,789 - Fellas, you came to the right place 933 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,490 at the right time. 934 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,293 And, we have party favors. 935 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,062 - Oh my. 936 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,664 - Well hurry up because we have a movie to make 937 00:43:18,664 --> 00:43:19,698 this afternoon. 938 00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:21,166 - Did I mention that we have a 939 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,602 great location in the back room 940 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,772 with all of the amenities. 941 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,675 - You had me at back room. 942 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,011 He's right it has all the amenities. 943 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,579 - Shoot your movie here guys. 944 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:37,749 All I require is a small deposit. 945 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:41,787 - When are we due at the next location? 946 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:47,926 - Two hours Little Dave. 947 00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:49,895 - Two hours, Big Dave. 948 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,029 - Perfect. 949 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,764 Sir you have yourself a deal. 950 00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:55,834 David, start writing the script now, 951 00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,903 and Butt Pirate, you better have those 952 00:43:57,903 --> 00:44:00,271 blue Speedos under those booty shorts. 953 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,741 - Didn't know I was supposed to get dolled up. 954 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:05,210 - Well get into character honey, 955 00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,812 because we're gonna be shooting this fucker, 956 00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,313 chop chop everyone. 957 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,481 - Up up up up up, the deposit. 958 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,855 - That's a lot of bread. 959 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:18,356 - You're gonna be a big star. 960 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,586 - What's wrong Candy? 961 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:49,788 Too sweet? 962 00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,757 - Nothing Gingie, 963 00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:54,092 it's not you it's me. 964 00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:55,894 Oh! 965 00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,863 Stab it Uga. 966 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:02,667 Yeah Uga, stab it, 967 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:04,269 stab it good. 968 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,307 - Bad dream dude? 969 00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,177 - Oh man, the worst. 970 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,083 - Dude, I can't believe how well this is going. 971 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,518 Little EeBes are flying off the shelf man. 972 00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:22,253 Hate to admit it but I'm super proud 973 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:23,955 of our business plan dude. 974 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:26,191 Got me feeling like a Kardashian 975 00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,593 at a BET party. 976 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:31,296 What about you Rabbit? 977 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,232 Oh dude the swami is out again. 978 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:39,938 - That was amazing. 979 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,074 - Dude I'm not sure what a million bucks looks like, 980 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,911 but I still don't think this is quite enough. 981 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:49,247 - Oh, ye of little faith and pecker. 982 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,249 We'll make it. 983 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,219 Don't worry, has Rabbit ever let you down? 984 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:56,154 - Almost every single time. 985 00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:58,323 - That hurts. 986 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:02,293 - I said almost, 987 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,594 there were a few times where you 988 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,696 pulled through for us in the end. 989 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,499 - My dad always said I was good at pulling. 990 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:10,268 - Look, we gotta reach our goal man. 991 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,870 - Nothing Head dictates 992 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:14,239 the observance of the goal 993 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,207 is before your eyes. 994 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,476 You must 995 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,678 envision it. 996 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,448 Are you envisioning? 997 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,483 - Thanks for showing me your way dude. 998 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,052 - Don't mention it, 999 00:46:27,052 --> 00:46:29,888 now you must reach for the goal. 1000 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,296 - Then what? 1001 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,099 - Then manipulate your surroundings 1002 00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:44,802 so there's nothing but goal. 1003 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:49,440 Feel the goal, right there. 1004 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,881 Are you feeling it? 1005 00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:58,483 Oh yeah. 1006 00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,085 Rabbit's gonna grab it. 1007 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,452 - Come on, cut the shit dude, 1008 00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:03,054 we gotta get some money here. 1009 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,622 Sarah and V are counting on us bro. 1010 00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:07,525 - Stop being such a worry turd. 1011 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:09,660 This shit is primo, 1012 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,729 people are coming from high and low 1013 00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:13,298 to buy this stuff. 1014 00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:17,168 You have to admit it's the best weed ever. 1015 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,569 - It is dude, 1016 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,705 but it's when she sucks you into her Bong World 1017 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:22,974 and finger bangs your soul. 1018 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,576 That is a high price to pay my friend. 1019 00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,612 - High price is the key. 1020 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,680 I am not a big fan of 1021 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,217 sending people to their imminent doom, 1022 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:35,921 but we'll cross that police staple when we get to it. 1023 00:47:35,921 --> 00:47:37,989 We must free our friends, 1024 00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:39,790 and ourselves, 1025 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,894 then we can free the world. 1026 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:45,196 - Dude, that was super nice, 1027 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,898 do you really feel that way. 1028 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,233 - I have to, otherwise 1029 00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:51,702 my shorts would be a fudge factory. 1030 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,110 - Hey, you ever played Twister? 1031 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:00,178 - No but 1032 00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:01,812 I've played Hurricane. 1033 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,614 - How does that one go? 1034 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:06,151 - You just blow really hard. 1035 00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:08,753 - Yeah oh let's play. 1036 00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:19,497 - Can I help you guys? 1037 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:21,766 - Maybe you need help. 1038 00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,402 - Yeah, we help ourselves. 1039 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,371 - Right, not in this store. 1040 00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:28,139 - Says who? 1041 00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:30,375 - Says him. 1042 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:33,078 - Oh jeez, this is upsetting my filly. 1043 00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:35,213 - What up Puff Pastry Daddy? 1044 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,448 - Top of the morning to you pal-o. 1045 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:38,984 - Hey, check it out, 1046 00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:41,719 he's like a leprechaun or some shit. 1047 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,554 - Where's your 1048 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:46,491 funny colored eggs, leprechaun? 1049 00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:49,527 - High five dude. 1050 00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:51,862 - All right, are you guys gonna buy anything or? 1051 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,065 - We could if we wanted to. 1052 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:56,201 - Yeah, like your mom. 1053 00:48:56,201 --> 00:48:58,736 - Yeah make it rain. 1054 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,574 Fuck yeah. 1055 00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,811 - Yeah okay, that's barely a drizzle. 1056 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:09,981 - No that's definitely 1057 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,082 at least a drizzle. 1058 00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:12,817 - Shit, that's more than like 1059 00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,486 a sprinkle chicky. 1060 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:17,022 - Yeah girl. 1061 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,189 That's the shit that 1062 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:20,125 cleans the yugo, 1063 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,659 not the shit that 1064 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:24,062 makes it dirtier. 1065 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,664 - What the fuck, 1066 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:27,732 why don't you guys just go an inch 1067 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,000 or go on out? 1068 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,835 - Better do what the lady says. 1069 00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,303 - Or what? 1070 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,372 - Well we have the right to refuse service. 1071 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:36,207 - You have the right to hop around 1072 00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:38,876 and hide baskets leprechaun. 1073 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:42,680 - Okay, that's not even what leprechauns do. 1074 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,781 - Look, 1075 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,716 we don't care about 1076 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:47,818 fantasy and shit. 1077 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:51,222 We just wanna get baked for reals. 1078 00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:52,890 - For really reals. 1079 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,059 - My boy and I 1080 00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:56,461 made a ton of scratch at the X Games. 1081 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,596 - Endorsements out the ass. 1082 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,831 - You guys have sponsors? 1083 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:05,170 - We posed as people that do 1084 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:06,304 actual shit and 1085 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:08,806 stole their endorsement money. 1086 00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,108 - Totally legit. 1087 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:12,243 - And somehow we were just 1088 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,079 drawn here like 1089 00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:17,248 moths to the flame. 1090 00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:18,716 - Yeah, 1091 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,285 it's weird like 1092 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,720 we went to buy skunk off some hippie and then 1093 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,722 something in our guts just said-- 1094 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,392 - No dude, don't buy that skunk. 1095 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,026 - Totally, 1096 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,362 then we smelled the magic weed and 1097 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:33,164 our legs just started doing shit like 1098 00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:34,832 one foot in front of the other one. 1099 00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,667 - Yeah, like 1100 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:39,804 walking and shit. 1101 00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:42,373 And, here we are. 1102 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,275 - Right here man. 1103 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,377 - I'll never forget the sweet smell 1104 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,679 of the weed we got in the bowling alley. 1105 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,551 Yeah. 1106 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,752 This is it. 1107 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:57,021 - Accept no substitutes. 1108 00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,124 - Still haven't come down from it. 1109 00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:00,691 - Shit, 1110 00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:03,060 I still think I'm John Tesh man. 1111 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,563 Sings real fruity, 1112 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,333 makes me have weird feels. 1113 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,501 - That's pretty gay. 1114 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:13,204 - Okay, how much do you want? 1115 00:51:15,273 --> 00:51:17,675 - I wanna get so high that 1116 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:20,311 I can't feel my toes. 1117 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,513 - And I just want to 1118 00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:25,550 feel my tongue 1119 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:27,852 licking the sun 1120 00:51:27,852 --> 00:51:29,754 forever. 1121 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,822 You know what I mean? 1122 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,824 - Yeah okay, 1123 00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:35,360 that's nice and all but 1124 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,528 money talks and bullshit walks. 1125 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,697 - Pay the lady. 1126 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:44,235 - Five Gs chicky. 1127 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,572 - All right. 1128 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:51,909 Your funeral. 1129 00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:53,178 - Sweet. 1130 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:55,146 - Five Gs buys you five bongs full 1131 00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:57,848 of your magic weed. 1132 00:51:57,848 --> 00:52:00,751 - Five Gs, five bongs, 1133 00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:04,222 five trips to outer fuckin' space. 1134 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,937 - Bark like a dog. 1135 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:23,808 I said bark like a dog! 1136 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,444 Bark like a dog! 1137 00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:29,847 You know I hate Pomeranians. 1138 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:33,451 - Show us where the rabbit hole is. 1139 00:52:37,054 --> 00:52:39,089 Do you think the guys have the money? 1140 00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:41,192 - I don't know if I even care anymore. 1141 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,460 - Oh. 1142 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,795 - Shh, play along, 1143 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:45,996 EeBe's here. 1144 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,199 - Whoa, what the fuck is going on here? 1145 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,268 - This is an awakening. 1146 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:51,669 - You bitches is nasty, 1147 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,438 I can use you later. 1148 00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:55,206 Damn. 1149 00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:57,141 - Oh the sights we could show you. 1150 00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:58,743 - Mm, I know you could, 1151 00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,511 but you skanks need to save it for later. 1152 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,880 I'ma go get my money. 1153 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,917 - Show us the rabbit hole! 1154 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:09,254 - Show us the rabbit hole cookie brains! 1155 00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:19,597 - I just got back from Syria. 1156 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:21,999 Flew in to see my buds! 1157 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,668 - And you need to take the edge off. 1158 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,536 Say no more. 1159 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:26,704 - Oh I'm gonna get messed 1160 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,172 way up! 1161 00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,173 Woo! 1162 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,378 - I bet you saw some fucked up shit over there. 1163 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:39,717 - Just give me the weed. 1164 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,286 This shit's unwieldy! 1165 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:42,520 - Sorry friend, 1166 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,888 too long to explain. 1167 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:48,526 - This is fucked, give me it back! 1168 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:49,860 - Apologies all around. 1169 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,563 - Fuck! 1170 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,098 You fuck! 1171 00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:55,433 Fuck! 1172 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:57,802 Fuck. 1173 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,141 Better. 1174 00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:17,988 - What's the problem little doughnut? 1175 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:21,258 - It's Candy. 1176 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,760 - You want candy? 1177 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,161 Well there's a store right across the street dude, 1178 00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:25,896 get you a Zegnen. 1179 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,398 - Not that kinda candy, 1180 00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:30,568 Candy, the girl I cream pied at the bowling alley. 1181 00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:32,102 - What about her? 1182 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:36,206 - Well, I never told anybody this but 1183 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:39,009 she was my first. 1184 00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:41,746 I know it's silly, 1185 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:43,614 but I thought we had something special 1186 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,115 going on. 1187 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,485 But she won't pick up the phone. 1188 00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:50,154 - Don't be glum chum, 1189 00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:52,122 another chick will come along. 1190 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:55,593 - I want my Candy. 1191 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,428 My Candy! 1192 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:01,198 - Maybe she just wasn't the right one dude. 1193 00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:03,768 - Why would you say such a horrible thing? 1194 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,202 - Real talk bro, 1195 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:06,671 if a girl let's you glaze her face 1196 00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:07,805 on the first date, 1197 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,139 probably not the kind of chick 1198 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,941 you wanna bring home to mom. 1199 00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:12,910 - Maybe you're right. 1200 00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:15,680 There's lots of other tarts in the toaster. 1201 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,648 - Now we're talking dude. 1202 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,950 - Thanks for listening Larnell. 1203 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,787 I guess I'm just jelly on the inside. 1204 00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:26,190 - Any time bro, now get on my level for this, 1205 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,892 today is a big day. 1206 00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:30,995 We gotta get out there and make some money. 1207 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,030 - I'll be out there in a minute. 1208 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,099 I don't want Rabbit to see me 1209 00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,635 at my most vulnerable I am. 1210 00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:39,837 - Roger that Ho Ho. 1211 00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:50,615 Dude we're short like 40K. 1212 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,185 - You think she'll notice? 1213 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,221 - Well you can count on that. 1214 00:55:57,221 --> 00:55:59,156 What are we gonna do man? 1215 00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:06,831 - Nothing Head will find a way. 1216 00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:08,298 - Hit it chrome dome. 1217 00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:23,013 - It's not working. 1218 00:56:23,013 --> 00:56:24,949 I'm too nervous. 1219 00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,984 - Well clean out your noggin Uncle Fester, 1220 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:28,152 flush it out. 1221 00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:42,500 - I'm sorry Larnell, 1222 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,134 it's not working. 1223 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,936 - Well I guess it's time for plan B. 1224 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,071 - Plan B, 1225 00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:48,606 that's always a good one. 1226 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,140 What is it? 1227 00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,142 - Tom Cruise sprint the hell outta here. 1228 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,744 - No wait, wait, 1229 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,613 is there a plan C? 1230 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,915 'Cause my knees are like dicks. 1231 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:13,698 - Ah! 1232 00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:16,567 Oh shit, the bitch is back. 1233 00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,368 - What's up mother fucker? 1234 00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:21,138 - Just wishing I had me some candy. 1235 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:23,240 - You pathetic Pillsbury pasty, 1236 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,842 you better be wishing you had my money, 1237 00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,343 or you're definitely gonna pay out your 1238 00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:27,912 doughy ass. 1239 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:30,815 - Oh, it isn't right to kick a man in the cookies. 1240 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:33,083 - I see a bunch of statues still here, 1241 00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,185 so that means you pricks are short. 1242 00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:36,754 Where's my money? 1243 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,255 - Well, the fellas have it. 1244 00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:39,890 - Then just don't sit there, 1245 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,792 take me to your weeder. 1246 00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,197 - Show us the rabbit hole. 1247 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,399 Show us the rabbit hole 1248 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,868 or you're gonna get it. 1249 00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:53,771 - All they do is giggle, don't you? 1250 00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:55,940 Sarah. 1251 00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:56,473 - What? 1252 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,742 - Look. 1253 00:57:57,742 --> 00:58:00,477 - Oh my god. 1254 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,079 What is that? 1255 00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,549 - A rabbit hole. 1256 00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:05,816 - A portal? 1257 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,451 - It's been here the whole time 1258 00:58:07,451 --> 00:58:08,653 we can get out of Bong Land! 1259 00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:13,323 - Oh, I don't wanna leave their sweet faces 1260 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,024 in Bong World-- 1261 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:15,225 - We have to go. 1262 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:16,694 - Oh, we'll probably come right back through. 1263 00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:18,395 - Very true but we have to try, bye! 1264 00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:19,564 - Okay after you. 1265 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,440 - Dude I gotta lube my veins 1266 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,642 with marijuana ASAP. 1267 00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:33,544 We are more boned than the Elephant Man. 1268 00:58:37,548 --> 00:58:39,416 Come to daddy. 1269 00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:41,418 - Howdy fellas. 1270 00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:43,220 - Hey Hambo, 1271 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,421 to be honest dude, 1272 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:45,522 we don't have time today for your 1273 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,824 barnyard hootenanny. 1274 00:58:46,824 --> 00:58:48,458 - Shittin' bricks are ya? 1275 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,760 - Cinder blocks. 1276 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,328 - Hi Candy. 1277 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:53,664 - Howdy Gingie. 1278 00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:56,634 - She's real popular with the ranch hands. 1279 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:58,769 - What? 1280 00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,505 Oh jeez. 1281 00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:02,406 Ah. 1282 00:59:02,406 --> 00:59:03,874 - Oh yeah baby. 1283 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:04,942 - It's okay buddy, 1284 00:59:04,942 --> 00:59:06,476 like we talked about. 1285 00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:08,212 There's way more doughnuts in the box. 1286 00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,715 - Oh I suppose you're right. 1287 00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:12,917 Easy come easy dough. 1288 00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:16,386 - Oh yeah baby. 1289 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:17,354 - Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya somethin'. 1290 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,422 - What's that? 1291 00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:19,757 - EeBe's here. 1292 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:22,326 - Surprise mother fuckers! 1293 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:27,698 - Whoa. 1294 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:29,133 I like what they did with the place. 1295 00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:29,667 - Quiet. 1296 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,601 - Okay. 1297 00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:31,301 - We need to think this through. 1298 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,269 - Okay. 1299 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:33,070 - Oh I know you losers 1300 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,538 don't have all my money. 1301 00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:37,708 Your asses are mine now, again. 1302 00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,977 - Come on E, we're only short by a little bit. 1303 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:40,845 - Mm hmm. 1304 00:59:40,845 --> 00:59:42,012 - We can explain. 1305 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:43,681 - Shut yo dick hole. 1306 00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:45,382 - You know how hard it is 1307 00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:47,017 to come up with a million bucks? 1308 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,552 - A deal is a deal, 1309 00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:50,387 and you chumps didn't deal enough! 1310 00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,056 - I'm sure we can work something out. 1311 00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:54,692 - Mm, no money, no way. 1312 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:57,094 - Maybe it's not enough for total world domination, 1313 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,929 but you don't want the Middle East anyways, 1314 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,264 that place blows. 1315 01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,966 - All or nothin' white bread. 1316 01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:04,234 - White bread, that's a hot one. 1317 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,136 - And you're the first one to be toast. 1318 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,774 - Who is laughing now mother fucker? 1319 01:00:09,774 --> 01:00:11,075 - Give the guy a break, 1320 01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,309 he just lost his girl. 1321 01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:15,045 - Who wants that soggy old bread stick anyway? 1322 01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:17,882 - What's wrong buddy? 1323 01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:19,917 - I don't know, 1324 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,786 I think my yeast is rising. 1325 01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,253 - Come on Lindsey Brohan, 1326 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:26,323 now is the time for Nothing Head. 1327 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,464 - I, there's no, 1328 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,867 sorry man, it's not working. 1329 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,869 - You gotta get all zen and shit bro. 1330 01:00:39,837 --> 01:00:41,605 - You broke ass bastards, 1331 01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:42,973 those bitches of yours gonna make 1332 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,642 fine additions to my munitions. 1333 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:46,610 - What do you mean? 1334 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:48,112 - You just wait 'til we get back 1335 01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,914 to the Bong World, you won't even recognize them. 1336 01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:51,782 I knew there was a carpet muncher 1337 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,117 deep inside of 'em. 1338 01:00:53,117 --> 01:00:54,484 - That's awesome! 1339 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,890 - I'm not feeling too good. 1340 01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,191 - Time's up mother fuckers, 1341 01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:03,060 back to my Bong World with you. 1342 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:04,995 - Hang on E, we still have another minute. 1343 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:06,263 - You think somebody's gonna 1344 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:07,497 save your white ass? 1345 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,632 Who got that kinda money? 1346 01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:11,301 - You closing I tell ya? 1347 01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:12,703 - Huh? 1348 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,573 - Not yet. 1349 01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,347 - I'll be dipped in hog asses, 1350 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:25,149 it's that guy. 1351 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,153 Can I get a picture of you? 1352 01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:34,124 You got a name? 1353 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,093 - Joe Cracker. 1354 01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:37,494 - Of course it is. 1355 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,270 - BadassDolls.com. 1356 01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:48,605 - And look at that crack whore he's with. 1357 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:53,610 Excuse me, 1358 01:01:53,610 --> 01:01:55,612 Ms. Crack Whore. 1359 01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:56,881 - What? 1360 01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:59,349 - Nothing, nothing to worry your sores about. 1361 01:02:01,185 --> 01:02:03,220 I'm gonna take your picture okay baby? 1362 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,188 Huh? 1363 01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,991 Come on, pose for me baby, 1364 01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:08,793 oh yeah. 1365 01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:12,229 - Crack whore! 1366 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,333 - BadassDolls.com. 1367 01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,972 - I tell you what we done did it 1368 01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:23,407 I tell you. 1369 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:24,541 - Done what? 1370 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,675 - Huh? 1371 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,344 - It was a marathon I tell ya. 1372 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:29,213 But she done did it. 1373 01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:30,614 So we can done do it. 1374 01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:32,616 - She done did it 1375 01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,985 real done good. 1376 01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,190 - That's a lot of fuckin' nickels bro. 1377 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,425 How much is this exactly? 1378 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,726 - I tell you what, 1379 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:47,731 39,999 and 95 cents I tell you. 1380 01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,134 - Holy clown vag, 1381 01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:52,302 hope this is enough. 1382 01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:55,005 - I tell you what, I am so proud of her. 1383 01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:57,607 One nickel at a time I tell ya. 1384 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,209 I tell ya, 1385 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:02,012 I tell ya. 1386 01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:05,115 - I tell ya. 1387 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,918 I tell ya! 1388 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,823 - So sweet. 1389 01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:15,993 - Oh baby. 1390 01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,794 Oh. 1391 01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,165 - Damn it, bad news dude, 1392 01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,532 we're short by a nickel. 1393 01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,234 - Uh huh. 1394 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,840 - There we go. 1395 01:03:33,177 --> 01:03:35,779 - In the name of Erin Eckhart, 1396 01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:37,347 we did it bro. 1397 01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,016 - High five. 1398 01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:40,084 - I tell you what, 1399 01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:42,052 I tell you. 1400 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,787 Give us a hug. 1401 01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:45,022 - Never dude. 1402 01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:46,823 - No fuckin' way. 1403 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,959 - A deal's a deal EeBe, 1404 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,660 now bring us the girls. 1405 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,396 - Mm, those bitches are locked away 1406 01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:54,932 where you'll never see them again. 1407 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,466 - Hey guys. 1408 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,936 - Hey. 1409 01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:00,237 - What's going on? 1410 01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:03,073 - Hey V, you guys broke out of the Bong World. 1411 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:04,008 - What? 1412 01:04:04,008 --> 01:04:05,342 No fuckin' way. 1413 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:07,144 - No time to explain dudes, 1414 01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:09,313 just help Rabbit get into Nothing Head. 1415 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:11,315 - Roger that. 1416 01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:13,417 - I'm back. 1417 01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:14,651 - What? 1418 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,220 - I'm gonna kill everybody here, 1419 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,687 starting with the oinker. 1420 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:20,724 - Come on Rabbit, 1421 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:22,226 you can do it you have to. 1422 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,029 - I'm sorry, 1423 01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:26,296 my brain is 1424 01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:28,165 all froggy. 1425 01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:29,499 - You mean foggy? 1426 01:04:29,499 --> 01:04:32,402 - Nope, I mean froggies jumping around like 1427 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,538 - Clear your mind 1428 01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,873 of all thoughts. 1429 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,708 Release yourself 1430 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,945 to the Rabbit-verse. 1431 01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,314 Is this 1432 01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:48,352 working? 1433 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,120 - No it's 1434 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,655 fucking not. 1435 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,501 - No more Mr. Nice Pie. 1436 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,003 - Every fuckin' time you find a way. 1437 01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:08,705 But I got you this time. 1438 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,940 - How do you figure? 1439 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:11,475 - That dumb fucking Rabbit is asleep. 1440 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:16,380 - Mila Brovovich? 1441 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:17,747 Are you there? 1442 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:20,484 - Rabbit is everywhere. 1443 01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:23,420 - Is this stupid you talking? 1444 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,822 Or did you grab zen by the balls? 1445 01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:28,458 - Nothing Head has reached 1446 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,827 a new level. 1447 01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:33,897 One up man. 1448 01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:36,166 - Oh shit I'm outta here. 1449 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,668 - No, you are now, 1450 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:40,704 you are in here. 1451 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:42,739 - Crazy ass there ain't nothing in there. 1452 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,742 - That's the point. 1453 01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:48,378 - Mother fucker! 1454 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,955 - Dude, a chick, bro? 1455 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,726 - I'm gonna make mince meat outta you piggy. 1456 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,374 - What'd I miss guys? 1457 01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:34,658 - Oh, ah oh. 1458 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:37,927 Hey, what is this place? 1459 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,163 - No fuckin' clue. 1460 01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:41,031 Ah shit, Rabbit. 1461 01:06:41,031 --> 01:06:42,899 Where's that moron's mother fucking head? 1462 01:06:42,899 --> 01:06:45,001 - This blows. 1463 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,270 Ah! 1464 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,409 - Whoa. 1465 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:54,944 - Look at you, 1466 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:57,981 you look like something a raccoon shat out 1467 01:06:57,981 --> 01:06:59,283 after Halloween. 1468 01:06:59,283 --> 01:07:01,218 It's like a pulsating boil 1469 01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,886 on a viper's vagina. 1470 01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:04,288 Not so much an actor 1471 01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:05,922 as a line reader 1472 01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:07,891 parroting for peanuts 1473 01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:10,360 with delusions of grandeur. 1474 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,530 Turning away opportunities while 1475 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,733 waiting for the big time. 1476 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,968 You are the drippings from under the 1477 01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:20,870 titty bar table. 1478 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:25,142 - Got a plan yet? 1479 01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:26,143 - I'm working on it. 1480 01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:27,077 - Work harder. 1481 01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:28,445 - You could help mother fucker. 1482 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:29,613 - You're the brains, 1483 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:30,914 I'm the brawn. 1484 01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:33,117 - Trust me, somehow that jack off is gonna pay. 1485 01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,187 - What the hell? 1486 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,788 - Hell is right mother fucker. 1487 01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:40,457 We didn't lie!