1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,634 [♪ Andy Williams: "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"] 2 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:14,974 ♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪ 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,144 ♪ Of the year ♪♪ 4 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,854 The angel said to them, 5 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,606 "Do not be afraid; 6 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,275 for behold, 7 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:28,237 I proclaim to you good news of great joy, 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,656 for today in the City of David, 9 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:35,494 a savior has been born for you, who is Messiah and Lord. 10 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,872 And this will be a sign for you. 11 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:41,083 You will find an infant wrapped in swaddling clothes 12 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,668 - and lying in a manger..." - [bell tolling] 13 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,587 Qué hermosa te ves de rojo, abuelita. 14 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,255 Gracias. 15 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,799 ¿Y dónde está tu hermano? 16 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:51,802 Oh, uh, I saw Jorgito walking to the chapel to light a candle. 17 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,637 Oh. 18 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:58,017 - Okay. - Come on. 19 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,272 - [keys clicking] - [phone whooshing] 20 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,696 [phone chimes] 21 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,159 [scoffs] 22 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,875 [phone chimes] 23 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:29,006 So, how was your nap this year, papi? 24 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,592 Oh... Glorious. 25 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,844 - [chuckles] - I knew it was gonna be lights out 26 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:36,305 the moment Father Baptista took the stage for the homily. 27 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,973 [grunts softly] 28 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,226 At least you're well-rested for tonight. 29 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,519 Ready to feed all my tías, 30 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,395 half of whom I'm definitely not related to. 31 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:44,605 [laughs] 32 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,315 Well, this is why I like cooking. 33 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,775 When you're in the kitchen, 34 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,069 you don't have to talk to anybody. 35 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,987 So... 36 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,490 I have a top secret mission for you, 37 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,408 should you choose to accept it. 38 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:59,286 - Wine. - Wine. 39 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,788 And I want change. 40 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,965 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 41 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,969 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 42 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,011 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... 43 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,055 Okay. Not to be dramatic, 44 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,807 but your father's trying to kill me. 45 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,100 What are you talking about? The man is an angel. 46 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,935 The man is a pervert. 47 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,437 While I was taking a shower earlier, 48 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,731 he came in and he tried to... 49 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,150 Well, I can't even say it. 50 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,027 It's the eve of Jesus's birth. 51 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,863 Dang, go, papi! [laughs] 52 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,031 It's more like slip and fall in the shower 53 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,242 and go, papi, to the hospital. 54 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,828 So you think papi is trying to kill you with shower sex? 55 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,914 Sucia. Why do I tell you things? 56 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:46,542 [laughs] 57 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,294 - [snorts] Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 58 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,753 [laughing] Papi. 59 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,422 Well, at least one of us is getting some. 60 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,591 - What does that mean? - Please. 61 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,718 I know a dry spell when I see one. 62 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,428 Do I need to buy you a vibrator? 63 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,722 Stop. Take your chips and get out. 64 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,765 There's a two-for-one at The Pleasure Palace. 65 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,225 Two for me, one for you, is all I'm saying. 66 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:04,602 That's not how two-for-one works. 67 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,853 - No? Okay. - Oh, my God. 68 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,187 Beg to differ. 69 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,856 Get... 70 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,985 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,783 Hi there. Can I help you? 72 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:23,662 Hey, do you have a nice 2010 or 2012 Left Bank Bordeaux? 73 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,497 Ah, a man who knows what he wants. 74 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:26,999 Right this way. 75 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,252 Going to a fancy dinner? 76 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:31,587 Oh, we don't have to talk. 77 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,506 Listen, man, it's not you. 78 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,717 It's just small talk in general. 79 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,678 I think as a society we've just made it up in our minds 80 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:43,098 to be polite because we're all so terrified of silence. 81 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,391 But silence is okay. 82 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:45,976 Cool. Yeah. 83 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,729 Oh, yeah. Silent transaction. I can do that. [scoffs] 84 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,522 Silencio. [chuckles] 85 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,524 - ♪ With joy and laughter ♪ - Yep. [clears throat] 86 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,611 ♪ Family ♪ 87 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:59,114 ♪ Unwrapping all of those presents ♪ 88 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,116 - ♪ Sitting round the Christmas tree ♪♪ - [phone ringing] 89 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,243 - Oh. - [music stops] 90 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:04,411 Hi, Mom. 91 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,663 Where are you? 92 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,914 I'm grabbing wine for papi, 93 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,207 then picking up Jorge and his boyfriend. 94 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,708 Ay, I'm so excited. 95 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:12,503 He's finally introducing us to one of his boyfriends. 96 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,964 Yeah, it's almost like he feared the intense scrutiny 97 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,299 of three generations of family members. 98 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:18,926 That reminds me. 99 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,386 I told Carmela about your breakup. 100 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,721 What? She's gonna tell everybody! 101 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,723 So you don't have to. 102 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,517 That's how everyone found out I was pregnant with you. 103 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,937 She's a chismosa pain in the ass but a real time-saver. 104 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,940 Great. Now my night's gonna be spent dodging relatives 105 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,734 who want to set me up with their friend's loser sons. 106 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,486 Well, who needs Bumble when you have a bunch of Latinos 107 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,988 doing the dirty work for you? 108 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,448 You're 28, baby. You don't have time to waste. 109 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,950 - [Gladys] Is that Lily? Okay. - [Beatriz] Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,202 My hairdresser's son, Montezuma, 111 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,830 - is a financial advisor. - Ooh. 112 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,498 - Very single. - Ooh. 113 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,042 There is a mole, it is prominent, 114 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,003 but it's probably removable. 115 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:57,089 - Bye... - Wait, mija, listen. 116 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,717 - [door opens, closes] - I don't want you to close yourself off from love. 117 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,177 You never know, love could be right in front of you, 118 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,138 but if you aren't open, you won't see it. 119 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,222 Okay, Mom. 120 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:08,934 Thank you. 121 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,561 Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,022 I'll see you soon. 123 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,523 Bye. 124 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,736 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 125 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,238 ♪ What fun it is to ride... 126 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,489 Oh, my God. 127 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,283 Please help me. 128 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,537 Hi. 129 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,914 Uh... [chuckles softly] 130 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,125 I've been tasked to get wine for a family function. 131 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,668 What won't cost me a lot 132 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,086 but will get me the least amount of complaints? 133 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,588 Right this way. 134 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,092 This might sound weird, but, uh... 135 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,260 are you okay with small talk? 136 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,803 - Oh, my God, please. - Awesome. 137 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,263 [chuckles] 138 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,640 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... 139 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,435 Okay, all right. Here we go. 140 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,063 It's $12 and tastes like it's a hundred. 141 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,564 This palate can't tell. 142 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,232 My boyfriend... 143 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,525 Sorry, my ex, 144 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,027 he always picked the wine. 145 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,403 I'll take four. 146 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:05,032 Sorry about the "ex" part. 147 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,825 I can tell it's fresh. 148 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,911 Took me, like, oh, six months, 149 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,621 a botched blond dye job, 150 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,706 and a rebound with my Trader Joe's cashier 151 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:16,001 to finally start referring to my ex as my ex. 152 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,920 [sighs] 153 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,547 - Must be extra sucky during the holidays, though. - Yeah. 154 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,508 'Cause now I have to go to a family dinner without a date, 155 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,802 which to a Latino family is like announcing you're a socialist. 156 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,763 - [laughs] - Want to be my date? 157 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,390 [sputters] I don't know why I just said that. 158 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,601 Unless, like, you're without plans. 159 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,770 - Why are you still talking? - [chuckles] 160 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,647 - [Lily chuckles] - I have plans. 161 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,065 But I'm flattered. 162 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,983 Just that means a lot. 163 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:41,944 [chuckles] 164 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:45,781 ♪ A sleighing song tonight... 165 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,534 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 166 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,744 ♪ Jingle bells ♪ 167 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:53,372 - ♪ Jingle all... - Yeah. 168 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,457 ♪ ♪ 169 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,465 Hey, uh... 170 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:07,177 if you still feel flattered next week... 171 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,804 call me. 172 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,146 ♪ ♪ 173 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,694 - Hey, Nick. - Hey, girl. 174 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,195 Split a coke? 175 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,447 - Yes. - Yes. 176 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,533 [can opens] 177 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,453 Hey, so, I heard about your breakup. 178 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,872 Just want to let you know if you need anything, 179 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,040 I am super happy to bone you. 180 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,167 [slides glass on counter] 181 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,210 Buddy, if it didn't happen 182 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,795 when you and Jorge were college roommates, 183 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,255 and it didn't happen in the ten years following, 184 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,716 I think it's safe to say it's never gonna happen. 185 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,218 Okay, your not orgasm. 186 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,887 [chuckles] Hey, by the way, 187 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,014 our boy is totally freaking out about tonight. And not 188 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,391 in a good way like when Dionne Warwick followed him on Twitter. 189 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,185 - [Jorge] Well, I just sweat through two shirts. - There it is. 190 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,020 I mean, it's like watching Joe Manganiello 191 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,938 - in Magic Mike all over again. - Relax. 192 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,524 Tonight is gonna be amazing. 193 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,026 [Nick] That's what I keep saying! 194 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,485 Yeah, whatever, because I don't care 195 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:06,904 what people think about me. 196 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,113 - Yes, you do. - [Nick] Yes, you do. 197 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,616 Okay. Yeah. Sure. 198 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:11,950 Fine. Yes, I do. 199 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:14,661 But, God, I hate that I do, 200 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,247 because I'm so used to walking into a room and owning it. 201 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,707 But this room is going to be filled 202 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,083 with judgy-ass Latinos, 203 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,418 salivating over the fresh meat. 204 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,754 I mean, I know that everyone is cool 205 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,797 with me being gay in theory, but seeing me holding hands 206 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,926 with the guy I love IRL is a completely different thing. 207 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,135 Wait... 208 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:33,764 you love him? 209 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,974 Ew. Don't be gross. 210 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,393 But... yeah, I mean, I think so. 211 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:40,479 - [laughing] - [screaming] 212 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,941 Everyone is gonna love Henry. 213 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,025 [sighs] 214 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,527 Dad is going to love Henry. 215 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,738 I hope so. 216 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,365 I mean, Mom is just excited 217 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,242 that I'm finally bringing someone home that I'm dating, 218 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,577 but Dad is so old-school, you know? 219 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:58,247 Like, when I came out, he was so great, 220 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,456 but I felt like it took him a while 221 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,291 - to get comfortable with it. - Mm-hmm. 222 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,585 And if tonight doesn't go well, I just... 223 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,254 I think it could set us back. 224 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,173 Jorgito, he's obsessed with you. 225 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,633 [sighs] 226 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,843 Yeah. You're right. Okay. 227 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:15,055 Yeah. I'm done with that. Mm. 228 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,683 Let me take all of this in. Strut for me. 229 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,102 Show me the back, the front. 230 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,520 Sell the garment. 231 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,021 Yes, oh, the eye shadow, too. 232 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,356 Fantastic choice. 233 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,899 I'm completely obsessed, love. 234 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,484 I mean, looking this good, 235 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,486 love is gonna come knocking at your door. 236 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,571 [knocking] 237 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,117 You know, I always thought we had brujería in the family. 238 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,035 Okay, girl, get the door. 239 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,704 And what is this wine? 240 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,331 A twist-off cap, Lil? Really? 241 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,295 - What are you... - Henry! 242 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,547 - Hey. - Hey. 243 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,258 This is Lily. 244 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,385 Uh, hi, Lily. 245 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,388 It's nice to meet you. 246 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,099 Henry! 247 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,517 [chuckling] 248 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,687 You are... Henry. 249 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,522 Yeah. 250 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,065 - Reel it in. - Oh. 251 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,692 [Henry laughs] 252 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,945 We should go. 253 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,698 [Jorge groans] 254 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,451 I'm s... That was way more dramatic than I intended. 255 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,869 - Sorry. - Was it? 256 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,912 Lily, I'm nervous, so leave me alone. 257 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,123 You're nervous? I'm meeting, like, ten family members 258 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,374 who love you. 259 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,209 Ten family members? 260 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,253 This isn't a doctor's appointment. Try 30-plus. 261 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,005 We've got Mexicans, we've got Cubans. 262 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,673 - We've got Dominicans. - [Nick] Oh, yeah, bro. 263 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,050 You are doomed. 264 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,176 Especially since they thought for years that I, 265 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,469 the long-term roommate, 266 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,012 was actually the secret boyfriend. 267 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,221 They were really disappointed when they found out 268 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,848 I was straight... But, hey, don't worry. 269 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,850 I'm gonna be there for you guys, okay? 270 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,311 If there's any weird vibes, I got a foolproof system. 271 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,855 I just hit them with some fun facts. 272 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,690 And speaking of fun facts, actually, Henry, 273 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,902 you need to tell my grandma that you went to church earlier, 274 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,613 which is why you didn't join Lily and I at 5:00 mass. 275 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,032 Mm, but you weren't at 5:00 mass. 276 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,118 - In fact, I was. Thank you, Lil. - You're welcome. 277 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,996 Wait, you lie to your grandma about going to church? 278 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,664 Yeah, it's just easier that way. 279 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,333 I'm not gonna lie to your grandma. 280 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,418 [chuckles] Henry, it's really not that big of a deal, though, 281 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,253 and it would save me a lot of grief, so please. 282 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,006 Wait, wait, you're out to your family, 283 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,299 and they're cool with it, 284 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,842 but you lie about going to church? 285 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,469 - Correct. - You have to understand, 286 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,721 there is a lot of love and understanding, 287 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,598 and there has been tremendous growth over the years. 288 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,891 Tremendous growth. 289 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,768 But God, you don't mess with God, you know? 290 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,478 I mean, they're okay that I'm down with the D 291 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,272 - as long as the D is not the devil. - Is not the devil. 292 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,482 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,234 ♪ Meet me ♪ 294 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,652 We're here. 295 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,028 - ♪ Underneath the mistletoe... - Hey. 296 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,781 - Oh, it's my favorite sinners. - Hey. 297 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,449 [Sol laughs] 298 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,493 Hi. 299 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,036 - You weren't at mass. - Yeah. 300 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,372 Because the Lord is kind of a dick about people like us. 301 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,957 - So... - No, baby. 302 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,875 People are dicks about people like us. 303 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,127 The Lord is all good with me. 304 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,545 Okay. Well, Sol. 305 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,964 This is my boyfriend Henry. 306 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,882 Henry, this is my cousin Sol. 307 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,342 Pronouns: they, them. 308 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,678 Okay, you didn't tell me he was a male model. 309 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,971 Oh, I like them. 310 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,472 [laughter] 311 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,015 Nice to meet you, Henry. 312 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,392 [whispering] Be afraid. 313 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,102 Be very afraid. 314 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,438 Sol, we've been here for 30 seconds. 315 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,231 - I just... - Come on. 316 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,693 Don't listen. Don't listen. It's just a joke. 317 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,404 Henry, nice to meet you! 318 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,989 - [both chuckle] - Hi, Mom. 319 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,073 Ay, mijo. [laughs] 320 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,117 Ah, so this is your novio. 321 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,785 Sí, papi, this is Henry. 322 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,329 Welcome, Henry. I hope you're hungry. 323 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,707 I made some carnitas that will make you see the face of God. 324 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,917 Oh, I'm a vegetarian. 325 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,544 Yeah, and I... I told you that. 326 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,713 - Remember? - Yeah, but it's not beef. 327 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,214 It's pork. 328 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,342 Um... 329 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,011 Hey, fun fact. 330 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,054 Did you know that Ralph Macchio is older now 331 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,931 than Pat Morita was in the original Karate Kid? 332 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,600 No way! That's so crazy. 333 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,685 - That's wild, right? - [chuckles] 334 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,061 Welcome. 335 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,855 - [chuckles] - Okay, go, go, go, go, go. 336 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,440 - Yeah. Drinks? - Go. 337 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,649 Yes. 338 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,693 Excuse me, excuse me. Hi. 339 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,904 - Talk to me. - Oh, ooh, okay. 340 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,947 - Okay. Okay. - Here's the family chisme. 341 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,866 Lisette arrived drunk and started telling people 342 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,743 - she had an abortion. - What? 343 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,745 We're trying to keep her from abuela. 344 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,539 And Tío Arturo brought a woman who he claims is a friend, 345 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,291 [whispers] but she might be a sex worker. 346 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,793 So, no one is talking about my breakup? 347 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,712 You want me to lie? 348 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,005 Shit. 349 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,466 Ay, ¡pobrecita! 350 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,176 To be dumped at your age, 351 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,553 I cannot imagine since I was married at 21. 352 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,555 I'm so sorry about Michael, 353 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:29,184 but here's the good news: men that handsome cheat. 354 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,812 If you ask me, he was never good enough for you. 355 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,189 So, let me introduce you to... 356 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,941 ...someone well-educated. 357 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,609 Handsome. Funny. 358 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,528 He's a coworker. 401(k). 359 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,363 Kids all grown and out of the house. 360 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,657 How old is he, tía? 361 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,783 Sixty-two. 362 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,618 To think, you would be a grandmother 363 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,245 without ever having to ruin your body. 364 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,955 Loves Civil War reenactments, 365 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,499 so he won't even be around that much. 366 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,793 Now this man will never cheat. 367 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,713 Tía, Alejandro's your son. 368 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,006 My cousin. 369 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,218 In Spain, they did it all the time. 370 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,220 Girl, don't let these viejitas make you feel 371 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,638 like you need someone to be happy. 372 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,683 I'm 42 and single, and I don't need no man. 373 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,185 I'm in two wine clubs and a book club where we don't read, 374 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,729 - [cork pops] - we just drink wine and... Oh, my God, they opened more wine. 375 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,820 [festive music playing in distance] 376 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,447 Blocked? What the hell? 377 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,741 - [door opens] - Oh, sorry, I need to change for work. 378 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,035 No, it's fine, it's fine. Come in, come in. 379 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,748 Are you trying to Insta-stalk Michael? 380 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,585 Of course! But he blocked me. 381 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,920 - Girl, like anyone cares about his fitness journey. - [toilet flushes] 382 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,505 I can't really blame him. 383 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,881 Well, I can. 384 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,341 Look at you. What the hell else does he want, 385 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,051 dumping you right before Christmas? 386 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,344 [scoffs] 387 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,346 So... 388 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,433 I'm about to tell you something that I haven't told anyone. 389 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,812 Michael didn't exactly dump me. 390 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,647 Then what exactly did he do? 391 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,608 Cried while I dumped him. 392 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,526 - You dumped him?! - [shushing] 393 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,069 Would you keep it down? They can't know. 394 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,614 They would never understand why a 28-year-old would dump 395 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,866 a beautiful lawyer man who owns his house outright. 396 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,492 Wait, he has no mortgage? 397 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,036 Okay, now you need to explain yourself, 398 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,787 'cause I don't understand, either. 399 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,206 Something always felt off. 400 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,125 And I kept waiting for that to change, 401 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,586 but it never did, so I ended it. 402 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,046 You know, we're all told that 403 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,173 love is supposed to feel a certain way, 404 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,091 but what even is that feeling? 405 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,469 I mean, I think I know what it is. 406 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,554 But what if I'm one of those color-blind people 407 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,556 who think it's pink, but pink is actually yellow. 408 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,059 - Is pink really yellow?! - Okay, baby, take a breath. 409 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,394 I mean, maybe I was in love. What the hell do I know? 410 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,730 And now I've got all the tías presenting every bachelor 411 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,650 in the Portland metropolitan area, and they all suck. 412 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,486 Oh, no. 413 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,029 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 414 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,739 I had the perfect man, and I let him go. 415 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,240 Then what do you want to do? 416 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,159 I want him back. 417 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,495 Then go get that man with no mortgage. 418 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,497 Yes. Yes! 419 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,831 I'm gonna go find him, 420 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,750 and I'm gonna do a big romantic gesture. 421 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,086 I mean, it's Christmas! Christmas! 422 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,962 Who doesn't want to get back together on Christmas? 423 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,423 [quiet chatter] 424 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:10,929 ♪ And makes His nations prove ♪ 425 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,391 ♪ The glories of... 426 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,934 Damn, we're good. Huh? 427 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,435 - Yes, we are. - [chuckles] 428 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,271 Oh, I forgot the flan. 429 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,777 ♪ ♪ 430 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,278 [sighs] 431 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,451 [clears throat] 432 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,161 Hey. Merry Christmas. 433 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,913 Empanada? 434 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,081 Oh. Thank you. 435 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,874 These are sweet, those are savory. 436 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,043 I like sweet. 437 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,878 Me, too. 438 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,930 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 439 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,141 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 440 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,351 - ♪ Oh what fun... - What's in your hand? 441 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,187 - Nada. - Doctor said no fried food. 442 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,981 The doctor is joyless. 443 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,649 Damelo. 444 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,571 Now, that is just wasteful. 445 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,573 I can't believe I have to be your mother 446 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,782 as well as your wife. 447 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,826 My mother, que en paz descanse, 448 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,411 let me eat taquitos. 449 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,746 Okay, fine. 450 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,038 Die, then. 451 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,249 ♪ O'er the fields we go... 452 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,711 God, I love that woman. 453 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,338 ♪ ♪ 454 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,424 [monitor beeping steadily] 455 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,926 [knocking at door] 456 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,720 [Sol] Wow. 457 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,889 It's full-on Christmas in here. 458 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,225 She loves Nochebueana. 459 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,395 [Sol] Hey, you. How you doing? 460 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,521 Been better. 461 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,607 ♪ ♪ 462 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,942 For you. 463 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,197 For taking such good care of her. 464 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,948 Of us. 465 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,367 Por favor. 466 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,661 And it's a legit wine, so... 467 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,455 save it for something good. 468 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,792 - [chuckling] - You know, maybe pair it with a filet mignon. 469 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,794 Not the McDonald's fish filet. 470 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,797 It's Filet-o-Fish, and this wine should be so lucky. 471 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,300 Thank you. 472 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,595 Is there anything I can do? Anything you need? 473 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,555 No, but... 474 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:21,351 we just need a little bit longer if that's possible. 475 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,062 Take all the time you need. I'll be right out here. 476 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,318 [Jorge] So, my parents took over the restaurant 477 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,695 from my grandparents about 20 years ago. 478 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,364 And I've been trying to get into the food truck game, 479 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,741 but, apparently, my dad hates brilliance. 480 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,535 Ay, this again, with the food truck. 481 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,495 I mean, who isn't dying to eat fish tacos 482 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,788 served out of an old Nissan. 483 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,249 [chuckles] I said I would think about it. 484 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,128 So, Henry, how does it feel to meet 97.9% 485 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,713 of all the Latinos in Oregon? 486 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,881 Were you nervous? 487 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,383 Oh, extremely. 488 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,552 I-I come from a big Filipino family, 489 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,846 so I've seen first-hand what happens to newbies. 490 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,808 Uh, you guys are actually really gentle. 491 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,726 Uh, except for Tía Carmela. 492 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,770 - That hug was intense. What, does she lift? - Yeah. 493 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,605 [laughter] 494 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,274 Jorgito, he's so funny! 495 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,234 - I know. Right? - Aw, thanks. 496 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,945 I-I'd like to think I'm pretty good with parents. 497 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,614 In fact, I still talk with my ex-girlfriend's dad a lot. 498 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,492 Oh, um, did you just come out? 499 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,244 Wait, I'm sorry, is that okay to ask? 500 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,079 - Uh, no... - Oh, uh, it's fine. 501 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,331 Uh, I came out in high school. I'm bisexual. 502 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,626 - Oh... - Uh... 503 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,296 - ♪ Nothing like true love... - Hey. 504 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,131 Did you know that Cleopatra was born 505 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,549 closer to the moon landing 506 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,175 than the building of the Great Pyramid? 507 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:40,054 Nick, that is so interesting. 508 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,684 Well, I tried. 509 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,728 Back to bisexuality. 510 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,063 Um, may I ask questions? 511 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,690 - Sure. - Okay. 512 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,233 Oigan, everybody, vengan, vengan. 513 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,986 Come, come, come, come, come, come. Oigan. 514 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,114 Vengan, vengan. Is everybody here? Okay. 515 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,743 Jorgito's boyfriend is a bisexual, 516 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,621 and he's letting us ask questions. 517 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,082 Okay, my first question is: 518 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:12,128 I always thought that bisexual men were really gay men 519 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,504 but didn't want to admit it. 520 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,006 Oh, wow. Going right for it. 521 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,592 'Kay. No, th-that is not true. 522 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,093 [Marta] Okay. 523 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,805 So, you just look at the world and say, "Yes." 524 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,015 [laughter] 525 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,767 [Henry] Well, no, no. 526 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,479 Th-There is this perception that bisexuals are 527 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,105 attracted to everyone and are, 528 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,191 - like, always down to clown. - [chuckles] 529 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,109 Clowns are bisexual? 530 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,237 That makes sense. 531 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,699 Okay, no, but I-I see the mental leap there. 532 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,369 [chuckles] I-I just meant promiscuous. 533 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,204 - Hmm. - Uh, but it's not a free-for-all. 534 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,415 You know, I-I, for one, am super picky 535 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,460 and like to date one person at a time. 536 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:55,505 That person can be someone of any gender, though. 537 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,048 It's like this. 538 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,551 What is your favorite type of Christmas music, Doña Marta? 539 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,470 Oh, that's hard. 540 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,222 Um, to me, it's not Christmas 541 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,932 if Gloria Estefan is not playing. 542 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,977 But I also like Sinatra. 543 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,561 What if you had to pick one? 544 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,689 Why can't I listen to both? 545 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,857 Exactly. Now, I love Frank, 546 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,818 but I also really like Gloria. 547 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,654 You know, sometimes I expand my palate, 548 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,447 uh, but that's a... 549 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,865 that's a lesson for another day. 550 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,909 - [laughter] - I get it. 551 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,745 I love fish tacos, 552 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,331 but I like chorizo con huevos, too. 553 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,959 I'm like a food bisexual. 554 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,462 - Sure, yeah. Let's go with that. - [laughter] 555 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,217 Okay. That was fun, huh? 556 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,429 But you do go to church, though, right? 557 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,973 I... 558 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,474 I sure do. 559 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:51,019 - Yes, he does. - Pues, que lindo. 560 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,479 You are a good boy. 561 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,231 Let's eat! Come on. Everybody. 562 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,026 Vengan. Okay. 563 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,944 [Marta sighs] 564 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,864 Thank you. 565 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,949 [Henry and Jorge laughing] 566 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,624 Those were so good, I'm back for seconds. 567 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,460 Uh, it's supposed to be one per person. 568 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,754 I guess you're special. 569 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,297 [chuckles] 570 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,716 Well, uh... well, thank you. 571 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,720 So, um... 572 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,681 So, listen, I was thinking, 573 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:31,225 as much as I've liked flirting with you 574 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,854 over charts and baked goods the last few months, 575 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,065 maybe it'd be better over dinner? 576 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,691 Oh. 577 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,694 Oh? 578 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,321 No. I... 579 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,655 I thought there was a vibe. 580 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,407 There is a vibe. 581 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,701 It's just... Are you Catholic? 582 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,244 Not anymore. 583 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,455 Why, is that a prerequisite? 584 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,248 Kind of. 585 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,751 Oh. 586 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,544 Wow. Really? Okay. 587 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,505 Um... [chuckles] 588 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,173 Well, listen, I... 589 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,674 I totally respect that. 590 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,887 I hope I haven't made things weird. 591 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,766 A doctor asking out a resident. That is no bueno. 592 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,643 And then I spoke bad Spanish. 593 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,437 I'm gonna... I'm gonna walk away now. 594 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:17,480 It's fine. 595 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,898 We're fine. 596 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:22,193 And we can still flirt over charts and baked goods. 597 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,488 Well, I'll take what I can get. 598 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,787 [indistinct chatter in background] 599 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,872 ♪ ♪ 600 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,185 - [door lock clicks] - [door opens] 601 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,688 Lily. 602 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,189 [both chuckle] 603 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:05,862 ♪ Merry Christmas, Michael ♪♪ 604 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,530 Surprise! 605 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,990 [whispers] I want you back. 606 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,409 [laughter] 607 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,244 What are you doing here? 608 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,496 I'm being cute and serenading you 609 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,914 to win you back on Christmas. 610 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,125 So... 611 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,210 what do you think? 612 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,671 Oh, hon, um... 613 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,214 [clears throat] 614 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,507 No. 615 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,885 No? 616 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,970 What do you mean "no"? 617 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:34,307 I mean, you were right to end it. 618 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,351 You did us both a favor by breaking up with me. 619 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,020 We were never a... 620 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,147 a "can't live without you" kind of couple. 621 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,232 We were always the... 622 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,984 the "looks great on Instagram 623 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,528 and likes each other a whole bunch" kind of couple. 624 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:50,740 And now I know what I want, and... 625 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,825 [takes deep breath] 626 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,536 ...well, it-it... it isn't this. 627 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,581 Look, Lil, I think that you're a gorgeous girl 628 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:02,168 and you're... you're a great person. 629 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,462 You're just not my person. 630 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,798 And I'm not yours. 631 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,176 I'm sorry. 632 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,013 But I do know that your "can't live 633 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,723 without you" love is out there. 634 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,311 And I really hope you find him. 635 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,441 Merry Christmas, Lil. 636 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,697 [door opens] 637 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,075 [door closes] 638 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,299 Hey, you. 639 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,510 Hey. 640 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,889 I just wanted to take a minute. 641 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,809 I'm so sorry, Santiago. 642 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,062 Thanks. 643 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,231 It's weird. 644 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,359 I've said bye to her so many times already. 645 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,445 And yet this is the last time. 646 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:14,740 Glad I got to know your mom a bit, though. 647 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,410 She really had your papi wrapped around her finger, huh? 648 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,704 [chuckles] 649 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,872 Yeah, she did. 650 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,544 You know, they separated when I was nine. 651 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,006 It crushed me. 652 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,175 Then, one day... 653 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:37,013 ...they just decided to be together again. 654 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:41,559 No idea why. 655 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:47,356 And even though I was 25 at the time, 656 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,150 it made me so happy. 657 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,821 Then she got sick. 658 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,659 We waste a lot of time in this life, don't we? 659 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:05,124 Can I ask you a personal question? 660 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,709 Okay. 661 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,503 So, I've been coming to this hospital 662 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:12,340 for like five months now. 663 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:15,051 And you and Dr. Murphy... 664 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,595 - [chuckles] Whoa. - What's... what's going on with that? 665 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,096 You playing matchmaker now? 666 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,807 I'm just saying, the man is a plastic surgeon, 667 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,934 and he spends all his time in Oncology. 668 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,895 I don't think he's there for the good cheer. 669 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,272 I mean, clearly he's been working up 670 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:29,982 the courage to ask you out, 671 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,776 but you said no. Why? 672 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,152 And please don't give me the whole Catholic thing, 673 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,278 'cause I'm not gonna buy it. 674 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:36,280 [chuckles softly] 675 00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:39,033 Honestly? 676 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:42,912 Because flirting is harmless and fun and safe. 677 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,832 The moment it becomes anything more... 678 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,836 I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, 679 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,715 but that doctor's a good man. 680 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,384 And you're a good person. 681 00:27:56,467 --> 00:28:00,805 And you clearly both like each other. 682 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,973 We don't know how much time we got. 683 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:06,602 Don't we deserve... 684 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:11,273 I don't know, a little love and happiness, 685 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,319 joy while we're here? 686 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,618 ♪ ♪ 687 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,012 Don't bother hiding the cigarette. 688 00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:43,055 I won't tell Mom. 689 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,932 Last one of the year, I swear. 690 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,934 Okay. 691 00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:53,774 I'm sorry about that whole awkward bisexual conversation. 692 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:58,404 I know that it hasn't been the easiest introduction to Henry. 693 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,364 [chuckles] Are you kidding? 694 00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:02,283 That man is fearless. 695 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:05,286 He went into the den of old-school Catholic Latinos 696 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,705 and explained bisexuality. 697 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,206 He deserves a medal. 698 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:12,001 - Oh. Yeah. - [laughing] 699 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,962 Yeah. Uh... 700 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,840 I-I'm glad, 'cause I-I just, uh... 701 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:21,177 I really wanted him to make a good impression, you know? 702 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,845 Um... 703 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:27,099 - Jorgito, what's going on? - No, I just, uh... 704 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,436 I just really want you to like him, Dad. 705 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,607 I love who you love. 706 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,610 I just want you to be happy. 707 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,403 I am. 708 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:42,198 I am happy. I-I-I just... 709 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,366 You know, I was looking for you all night, 710 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,410 and-and you just seemed kind of distant. 711 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:51,040 I was just thinking about how all of a sudden 712 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,876 you're this grown man in a healthy relationship, 713 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,711 and I had nothing to do with any of it. 714 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,755 - [chuckles softly] - No, I... 715 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,466 I'm sorry if I failed you. 716 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:03,886 I couldn't help you with all the gay love stuff. 717 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,888 - I didn't know how. - [chuckles] 718 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,181 Where do you think that I learned 719 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,432 how to be a good partner? 720 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,477 It was from watching you, and... 721 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,356 it's been so amazing working at the restaurant with you and Mom 722 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,650 because I see what an incredible team you are. 723 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:20,986 And, you know, I, uh... 724 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,613 I want that. 725 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:25,032 I want to be like you when I grow up. 726 00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:29,995 I love you. 727 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,122 Very much. 728 00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:33,374 You know that, right? 729 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,709 - Yeah. I love you, too. - Yeah? 730 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,089 [chuckles] 731 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,715 [sobbing quietly] 732 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,594 But do you love me more than Lil? 733 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:48,222 [laughter] 734 00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,432 Shit. 735 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,017 Can I have a drag of that, please? 736 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,311 No, no, no, no, no. This shit'll kill you. 737 00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:55,771 No, do you know what will kill me? 738 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,898 You saying "gay love stuff" again. 739 00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,692 Oh, I'm sorry. What-what d... 740 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,485 What do you want me to say, uh, "butt stuff"? 741 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:03,112 Dad. Dad! 742 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,531 - Well, help me. - I can't unhear that. 743 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:07,700 [all] Lisette! Lisette! Lisette! Lisette! 744 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,034 Lisette! Lisette! 745 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,370 - [chuckles] - ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 746 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,581 - ♪ The Lord has come... - Hey, there you are. 747 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,291 I've been looking for you. I have to tell you something. 748 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,586 - I have to tell you something, too, but you go. - Okay. 749 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:20,337 Um, so you were right. 750 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,006 Dad loves Henry. 751 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,465 Everyone loves Henry. 752 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:25,426 I mean, tonight could not have gone better. 753 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,469 I-I don't know what I was so worried about, either, 754 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,179 because, I mean, look at these people; they're a mess. 755 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:31,056 Dad is smoking, Gladys is drunk 756 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,142 and keeps showing Nick her thong. Hmm? 757 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,061 I mean, they're just a bunch of beautiful freaks. 758 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:37,521 Of course they were gonna love him. 759 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,148 I mean, it was a perfect night. 760 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,816 I'm just so, so relieved. 761 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,152 What was your thing? 762 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,863 ♪ Joy to the world... 763 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:48,073 I had three pieces of flan. 764 00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,158 Oh, baby, I had four. 765 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,242 - Really? - Yeah. 766 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:51,619 [laughter] 767 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:52,745 I'm so happy for you. 768 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,413 [door opens] 769 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:57,458 [snickering] 770 00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:00,377 [chuckles] 771 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:01,503 - Did they just... - Yeah. 772 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,838 Yeah, they did. 773 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,632 Bunch of beautiful freaks. 774 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,425 [chuckles] 775 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:08,510 [monitor beeping steadily] 776 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,812 ♪ ♪ 777 00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:35,537 [flatlining] 778 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,581 [sniffles] 779 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:40,000 [Laz sobbing quietly] 780 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,471 Hey, preciosa. 781 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,431 Ready for the talent show? 782 00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:57,101 I, um... 783 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,645 I think I might sit this year out. 784 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,271 I'm not feeling so cute today. 785 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,023 I'll have you know there was a time 786 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:04,566 when your mami was a real piece. 787 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:05,651 You mean like now? 788 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:08,570 You know you're ridiculously hot, right? 789 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,572 Thank you, mija. 790 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:14,785 - I guess I'm just feeling a little... eh, you know? 791 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,371 I got the perfect thing. 792 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:26,171 When I feel blue, I go red. 793 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:30,676 This month's fave: Luchadora. 794 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:31,802 Hmm. 795 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:41,520 Hmm. 796 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,191 Damn. 797 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,235 I guess we are fighters, huh? 798 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,279 We really are. 799 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,697 Thank you, mija. 800 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,866 [Beatriz sighs deeply] 801 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:54,867 Thank you. 802 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,661 Listen up, everybody! 803 00:33:57,745 --> 00:33:59,872 It's time for the talent show. 804 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,248 - There's a talent show? - Yeah. 805 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,041 Did I intentionally not tell you about that? 806 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,461 Oh, uh, wow. 807 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,713 - So, you guys don't mess around. - I know. 808 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,214 Lil and I have been rehearsing for weeks. 809 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:11,467 I need Lily Diaz to the dance floor. 810 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,843 Immediately, please. 811 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,387 Henry. I hear you're bisexual. 812 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:17,473 Tía, I'm standing right here. I can hear you. 813 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,725 - Uh, I'm being friendly. - No. She's relentless. 814 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,810 [♪ "Holding Out for a Hero"] 815 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,731 ♪ Where have all the good men gone? ♪ 816 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,066 ♪ And where are all the gods? ♪ 817 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,651 There is one. 818 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:32,279 ♪ Where's the streetwise Hercules ♪ 819 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:35,199 ♪ To fight the rising odds? ♪ 820 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,201 [both] ♪ I've got all my life to live ♪ 821 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,161 ♪ And I've got all my love to give ♪ 822 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,704 ♪ And I'll survive ♪ 823 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:44,082 ♪ I will survive ♪ 824 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,168 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 825 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,419 Doña Marta! 826 00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:50,297 [cheering, whooping] 827 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,342 [♪ "A Whole New World"] 828 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,427 ♪ ♪ 829 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,722 ♪ A whole new world ♪ 830 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:00,682 ♪ Don't you dare close your eyes ♪ 831 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,185 ♪ A hundred thousand things to see ♪ 832 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,103 ♪ Hold your breath, it gets better ♪ 833 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:09,107 [both] ♪ I'm like a shooting star ♪ 834 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,068 ♪ I've come so far ♪ 835 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,821 ♪ I can't go back to where ♪ 836 00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:16,323 - ♪ I used to be ♪ - ♪ A whole new world ♪ 837 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,033 ♪ Every world, a surprise ♪♪ 838 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,952 - Mm. I love you. - I love you, too. 839 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,411 - Here. Food for you. - Oh, yes. 840 00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:23,038 - [praying quietly] - [laughter] 841 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,248 [Henry] Thank you, Mrs. Diaz. 842 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,166 - Love you. - Love you. 843 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:27,876 [Luis] Really happy for you. 844 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,420 [chuckling] Come here. 845 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:31,922 [Marta] I really like him. 846 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,382 - Yeah? Good. - Yes. 847 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,758 Oh, Mr. Delgado, it was such a pleasure... 848 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:36,218 Really great meeting you. 849 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,511 - [Henry] Thank you. - [Marta] Merry Christmas. 850 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:38,720 Come back to see us. 851 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,681 - I would love to, Doña Marta. - Thank you. 852 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,975 Oh, hey, it's freezing outside. 853 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,726 - Oh. Thanks. - You need to... 854 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,854 - Thanks, babe. - [chuckles] You ready? 855 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,146 - Yeah. - All right. 856 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:50,774 [siren wailing in distance] 857 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,945 ♪ ♪ 858 00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,825 [inaudible chatter] 859 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:04,663 Really? 860 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,373 Yeah. 861 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,833 Really. 862 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,044 I will call you. 863 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,425 - Bye. - Bye. 864 00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:21,638 [chuckles softly] 865 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:27,978 ♪ ♪ 866 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,231 - [overlapping chatter] - [laughter] 867 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:38,697 [carolers] ♪ O come, all ye faithful ♪ 868 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:42,951 - ♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ - Like, honestly, like... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. [shushing] 869 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:46,121 - ♪ O come ye, O come ye ♪ - I feel like we should show them how it's done. 870 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,915 - ♪ To Bethlehem... - [Jorge chuckles] 871 00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:50,334 [all] ♪ Feliz Navidad ♪ 872 00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:55,213 ♪ Feliz Navidad ♪ 873 00:36:55,297 --> 00:37:00,552 ♪ Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad ♪ 874 00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:02,137 [Jorge sings melody] 875 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,849 [all] ♪ I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 876 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:06,934 ♪ I wanna wish ♪♪ 877 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,187 [sighs] 878 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:13,398 That song's hard to hear right now. 879 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,734 I know. 880 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:18,403 But your mama would be heartbroken 881 00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:20,280 if she knew this was making you sad. 882 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,784 That woman lived to make you smile. 883 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,869 [chuckles] 884 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,457 We're gonna be okay. 885 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,250 We got to be, for her. 886 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:38,131 ♪ Feliz Navidad ♪ 887 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:43,220 ♪ Feliz Navidad ♪ 888 00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:48,141 ♪ Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad ♪ 889 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:52,020 [Beatriz sighs] 890 00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,107 [Jorge Sr. groans] 891 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,527 My back's been bugging me. 892 00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,987 I'm gonna go sleep on my chair. 893 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:02,322 Good night, mi amor. 894 00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,282 Good night. 895 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:06,910 Oh, Bea. 896 00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:08,286 Hmm? 897 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,580 I have been wanting to tell you something. 898 00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:11,748 Yeah? 899 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,128 Did you know that a group of flamingos 900 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,130 is called a flamboyance? 901 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,382 [laughs] 902 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,718 - Unbelievable. - [sighs] 903 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,261 Oh, that Nick. 904 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,847 He really does know his fun facts. 905 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,349 Yeah. 906 00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:31,309 Flamboyance! 907 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:33,979 ♪ ♪ 908 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,189 So fun. 909 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,192 [sighs] 910 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:40,986 Okay, I'll grab you sheets 911 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,529 - so you can sleep it off on the couch. - Thanks. 912 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,947 All right, night, guys. 913 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:46,074 - Oh, have a good night, man. - Night. 914 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,703 [Henry sighs] 915 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,496 [groans] 916 00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,040 [Lily sighs] 917 00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:55,500 - [sighs] - You did really good tonight. 918 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,128 Thanks. 919 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,800 Hey, why didn't you tell Jorge we met earlier? 920 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,681 I don't know. 921 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:11,975 I felt guilty, I guess. 922 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:15,437 And honestly, I flirt with costumers all the time. 923 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,646 Better tips. 924 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:19,107 And then you came back with your number, 925 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,651 and it was so sad. 926 00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:23,487 - Okay, I get it. - No, no, I... 927 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:24,988 I didn't mean it like... 928 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,490 No, you're not wrong. 929 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,492 You're not wrong. 930 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:32,579 So, we're cool? 931 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:36,875 Because I really like your brother. 932 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,752 We're cool. 933 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,545 - [Lily sighs] - [Jorge] Okay. 934 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,089 Here you go. 935 00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:43,548 Mm. Mm. Love you. 936 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:44,716 - Good night. - Mwah. 937 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,386 And you, young man, are coming with me. 938 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:49,888 Yes, sir. 939 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:52,432 [both chuckling] 940 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:54,059 [Jorge] Good night. 941 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,479 Merry Christmas! 942 00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:00,190 [door closes] 943 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,902 ♪ ♪ 944 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,083 [door opens] 945 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,880 So, you just enter your bedroom and clothes come off? 946 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,632 Yeah, pretty much. 947 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,176 You try being this jacked and wearing a shirt all the time. 948 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:31,805 You, uh... 949 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:33,473 You okay? 950 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:35,809 Can I ask you a favor? 951 00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:37,185 Yeah, of course. 952 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:41,189 Will you hold me while I cry and not make it weird? 953 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:44,526 - What? - See, tonight was... 954 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,403 a big deal for my parents. 955 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,863 And I didn't want to unload on them, 956 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,240 because then they'd be worried about me. 957 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:51,825 And I didn't want to unload on Jorge 958 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,119 because it was a huge night for him. 959 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:57,164 So I just decided to put on my brave Lily face 960 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:58,248 and get through the night. 961 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:04,379 But now the night's over, and I feel like garbage. 962 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,673 So, as my friend, will you hold me while I cry 963 00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:07,924 and not make it weird? 964 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,928 Reel it in. 965 00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:14,014 [sobbing] 966 00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,610 [sniffles] 967 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:38,079 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 968 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:40,457 I feel so much better. 969 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,209 Thank you. 970 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,627 Good night. 971 00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:46,004 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 972 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,548 I got to... I got to ask a follow-up. 973 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:51,009 What's going on with you? 974 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,094 [sighs] 975 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,056 Just an existential crisis 976 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,475 where I realize I've never been in love. 977 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:00,227 Oh, shit. 978 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:01,770 Yeah. 979 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,022 - It's a real kick in the tit. - [chuckles] 980 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:06,816 'Cause I've seen it around me my whole life. 981 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,151 I know what it looks like. 982 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,572 It's swatting a taquito out of someone's hand 983 00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:14,908 because they have high cholesterol. 984 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:17,994 It's cooking for 45 relatives, most of whom you don't like. 985 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,832 It's listening to music you hate 986 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,460 because you like watching that person dance. 987 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:30,131 It's all the little things that make up one big feeling. 988 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:33,969 An "I can't live without you" kind of love. 989 00:42:35,512 --> 00:42:37,722 I want it. 990 00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,724 I want to give it. 991 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:42,852 I want to get it. 992 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,438 And I want it now. 993 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:48,525 Fuck, I want to kiss you right now. 994 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,694 Do it. 995 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,408 [breathing heavily] 996 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,246 [Nick moaning softly] 997 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,169 Mm. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 998 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,213 - Oh, yeah. - Just to be clear, 999 00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:11,840 you know I don't want all that love stuff with you, right? 1000 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:12,966 - Yeah, totally, totally. Cool. - Okay. 1001 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,175 [both moaning] 1002 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,261 [♪ Haley Reinhart: "Santa Baby"] 1003 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,768 ♪ ♪ 1004 00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:26,271 ♪ Santa baby ♪ 1005 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:31,234 ♪ Slip a sable under the tree for me ♪ 1006 00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:33,945 ♪ I've been an awful good girl ♪ 1007 00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:40,744 ♪ Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 1008 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,121 ♪ Mm ♪ 1009 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:47,792 ♪ Santa baby, a '54 convertible, too ♪ 1010 00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:50,170 ♪ Light blue ♪ 1011 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:53,048 ♪ I'll wait up for you, dear ♪ 1012 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:59,262 ♪ Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 1013 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:06,353 ♪ Yeah, think of all the fun I've missed ♪ 1014 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:11,274 ♪ Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed ♪ 1015 00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:15,904 ♪ Next year, I could be just as good ♪ 1016 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:21,076 ♪ If you check off my Christmas list ♪ 1017 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:24,371 ♪ Santa baby, I want a yacht ♪ 1018 00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:28,041 ♪ And really, that's not a lot ♪ 1019 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:31,086 ♪ Been an angel all year ♪ 1020 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:37,300 ♪ Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 1021 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:41,930 ♪ Ah, Santa honey ♪ 1022 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:45,058 ♪ One thing I really do need ♪ 1023 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:50,021 ♪ The deed to a platinum mine ♪ 1024 00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:56,361 ♪ Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 1025 00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:00,865 ♪ Mmm, Santa cutie ♪ 1026 00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:06,454 ♪ And fill my stocking with a duplex and checks ♪ 1027 00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:09,082 ♪ Sign your "X" on the line ♪ 1028 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:15,755 ♪ Santa cutie, then hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 1029 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,591 ♪ Ooh-wee ♪ 1030 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:22,429 ♪ Come and trim my Christmas tree ♪ 1031 00:45:22,512 --> 00:45:27,100 ♪ With some decorations bought at Tiffany ♪ 1032 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:31,688 ♪ I really do believe in you ♪ 1033 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:37,110 ♪ And let's see if you believe in me ♪ 1034 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:41,614 ♪ Ooh, Santa baby, forgot to mention one... 1035 00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:44,659 [kids] GloNation! 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