1 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:06,567 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,634 (CHUCKLING) 3 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:34,868 -(DAWN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) -It's 9:50, you know that? 4 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,300 -Pardon? -It's 9:50. 5 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:39,634 -Well, I can't speak... Here he is. -Hiya. 6 00:00:39,701 --> 00:00:41,500 Hiya. Nice jacket. 7 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:43,701 -Whatever. -Looks a bit like mine. 8 00:00:43,767 --> 00:00:45,901 -What make's yours? -Armani. 9 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:47,667 -Expensive. -And yours? 10 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:49,133 Sergio Georgini. 11 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,300 Isn't it... 12 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,968 New shoes as well. 13 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:54,868 Quite a heel on them. 14 00:00:54,934 --> 00:00:57,000 -We still on for 10:00? -Yup. 15 00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:05,300 People see me and see the suit 16 00:01:05,367 --> 00:01:06,801 and they go, you're not fooling anyone. 17 00:01:06,868 --> 00:01:08,667 They know I'm rock'n'roll through and through. 18 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:11,200 But you know that old thing, "Live fast, die young"? 19 00:01:11,267 --> 00:01:12,434 Not my way. 20 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,801 Live fast, sure. Live too bloody fast sometimes. 21 00:01:14,868 --> 00:01:16,834 But, uh, die young? 22 00:01:16,901 --> 00:01:18,167 Die old. 23 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:21,033 That's the way. 24 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,133 I'm not orthodox, you know. I don't live by "The rules", you know. 25 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:29,100 If there's one other person who's influenced me in that way of thinking, 26 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:33,167 someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, 27 00:01:33,234 --> 00:01:36,133 then it's Ian Botham. 28 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:40,133 Because Beefy will happily say, 29 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,701 "That's what I think of your selection policy." Yeah? 30 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:46,400 "Yes, I've hit the odd copper, yes, I've enjoyed the odd doobie. 31 00:01:46,467 --> 00:01:47,834 "But will you piss off and leave me alone? 32 00:01:47,901 --> 00:01:51,500 "I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics." 33 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,834 You been, uh, reorganising stuff out there? 34 00:01:53,901 --> 00:01:56,367 -Uh, just been... -Just looks a bit chaotic, that's all. 35 00:01:56,434 --> 00:01:59,334 -Assimilating. -Re-assimilating. And, uh... 36 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,133 Re-assimilating what? 37 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,767 -Just taking on people and putting them into... -Into lots? 38 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,968 -Yeah. Just categorising. -(CLEARS THROAT) 39 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:10,200 Not in any sort of like, you know, "Label me", 40 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:13,767 but, uh, just, you know, "That's your vibe. That's your vibe." 41 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,801 -Hmm-mmm. -You know. 42 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:20,634 -(LAUGHING) -What's in here, then? Let's have a look. 43 00:02:20,701 --> 00:02:23,534 -Oh, my God. A leather basque! -ALL: Oh! 44 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,634 -Fantastic. -WOMAN: Ooh! 45 00:02:25,701 --> 00:02:28,868 I've always wanted one of these, actually. Leather Basque. 46 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:31,100 -Cheers, guys. Thank you. -(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 47 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,500 (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 48 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:34,334 -(ALL LAUGHING) -WOMAN: Fantastic! 49 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,968 (ALL COMMENTING INDISTINCTLY) (LAUGHING) 50 00:02:37,434 --> 00:02:40,167 You should try it on, try on properly. 51 00:02:40,234 --> 00:02:42,767 In case you have to take it back. 52 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:44,367 -Try it on without that stuff underneath. -It fits! 53 00:02:44,434 --> 00:02:47,367 -Lovely. -Happy birthday. 54 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,634 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 55 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:53,067 -Oh, my God! It's disgusting. -MAN: Even I'm shocked. 56 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:54,267 (ALL LAUGHING) 57 00:02:54,334 --> 00:02:57,334 You dirty males! Does it work? 58 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,734 One size fits all. (LAUGHS) 59 00:02:59,801 --> 00:03:01,300 Can I just... Sorry. Can I just... 60 00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:02,934 Look at the face. Look at the face. 61 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,033 -Gareth, look at the face. -Ugh! 62 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,534 I can't believe you're touching that. 63 00:03:05,601 --> 00:03:07,334 -Why? Look at this. -It's disgusting. 64 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,834 You don't know where that's been, mate. 65 00:03:08,901 --> 00:03:10,367 Well, I do know where. It's been in the box, Gareth. 66 00:03:10,434 --> 00:03:11,734 No, I mean at the factory. You don't know what goes on... 67 00:03:11,801 --> 00:03:13,834 The factory. Your amazing mind again. 68 00:03:13,901 --> 00:03:16,701 In my experience, women who work in factories are slappers. 69 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:18,367 So, don't know what's... 70 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,767 Thank you, everybody, for my lovely presents. 71 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,467 -They're malleable... -Hmm-mmm. 72 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:28,234 And you know, that's what I like, really. 73 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,234 I don't like people coming in with, uh, 74 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,400 "Or we do it this way or we do it that way." 75 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:33,767 I just want to go, 76 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:36,834 "Do it this way if you like. 77 00:03:36,901 --> 00:03:38,534 "If you don't..." 78 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:41,601 Team playing. I call it "Team individuality". 79 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:43,701 It's a new... It's like a management style. 80 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:47,133 -Again, guilty, unorthodox. Sue me. -It's not you... 81 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,767 -But you know, nothing ever changes... -(CLEARS THROAT) 82 00:03:50,834 --> 00:03:52,467 ...by staying the same. 83 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,901 Quite literally. 84 00:03:58,467 --> 00:03:59,667 Hi, guys. 85 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:01,067 -Hello. -Hi. 86 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:02,801 -You like that, don't you? -What? 87 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,801 Is that because it looks like yours? 88 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:07,000 Yeah. It's identical, sort of. 89 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:11,701 Well, mine's not that size, it's very, very tiny, but it is made of plastic. 90 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:13,634 Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic. (CHUCKLING) 91 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:22,434 -I dare you to go put it in Brent's office. -(CHUCKLES) 92 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,300 -Why? -It's a dare. 93 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:26,500 Yeah, I know. But he's having a meeting with Neil, I can't... 94 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,968 Yeah, well, it's kind of a challenge, mate. 95 00:04:29,033 --> 00:04:30,434 And why would I do that? 96 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,701 'Cause it would make me laugh. 97 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:33,400 -I'll do it. -No, I'll do it. It's all right. 98 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:35,100 Look, all you gotta do is just, you know, 99 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:37,400 go in there and hide it in there somewhere, that's all. 100 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:39,868 -Just hide it? Simple. -Yeah. 101 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:41,901 It couldn't be easier. 102 00:04:41,968 --> 00:04:43,834 Straightforward. 103 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:45,500 (GIGGLING) 104 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,100 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -Come in. 105 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,734 I'm sorry to interrupt. Um, I just wondered if... 106 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:57,000 That's embarrassing. I've completely forgotten what I came here for. 107 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:59,133 -Oh, that's all right. -I'm sorry. Um... 108 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,400 -Go on. -Come on, come on, Tim. 109 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:05,601 -Get it back. No! -Too many late nights. 110 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,734 -No, sorry. It's totally gone. -Don't worry about it. 111 00:05:07,801 --> 00:05:09,334 -I'm holding your folder. Sorry. -It's fine. 112 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,100 Um, I just... No, it's gone. BSE. No more beef. 113 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:16,100 As you're here, um... There's something you can do for me. 114 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,667 -My lot haven't even been down to the warehouse here. -Okay. 115 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:21,267 -Um, it'd be... Would you mind taking them down? -Not at all. 116 00:05:21,334 --> 00:05:23,167 -There's not a lot to see. -Well, you know, 117 00:05:23,234 --> 00:05:25,133 in one organisation, I think it could be a good idea 118 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,500 for everyone to know everyone else. 119 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:27,901 If you just tell Glynn I said it's okay. 120 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,801 (STAMMERING) Tell Taffy 121 00:05:30,868 --> 00:05:33,634 that I said it was okay and that Neil agrees with me. 122 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,200 Okay. Cool. 123 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:36,767 -That's great. Thanks, Tim. -All right. 124 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,667 -I'm sorry. That was brilliant. -That was absolutely... 125 00:05:44,734 --> 00:05:47,100 -Did you see where it went? Went under the folder. -(GIGGLES) 126 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:55,100 -Gareth, out of 10? -Give it a three. 127 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,334 -Three? -Three? 128 00:05:58,601 --> 00:06:00,634 Yeah, I just wanted to make an enquiry about the order. 129 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:06,334 You can't beat a bit of bully! 130 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,033 Bulls-eye. Here they are. Likely lads. 131 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,434 -Hi. -New shoes? 132 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:14,534 -Fashion. -Do you want a go? 133 00:06:14,601 --> 00:06:16,200 Yeah. 134 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:18,300 Up to the oche. Let Tony look after you. 135 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:20,968 -(ALL LAUGH) -Oh, dear. 136 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:22,901 Nothing in this game for two in a bed. 137 00:06:25,734 --> 00:06:27,901 (CLATTERING) 138 00:06:27,968 --> 00:06:30,067 Shit flights on those, are they? No wonder. 139 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:34,133 Oh, a bit fuddy-duddy, darts, for a couple of young lads? 140 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,167 -Not young. 29. -Ooh. Over the hill. 141 00:06:37,234 --> 00:06:39,167 How old would you say I was, if you didn't know me? 142 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,567 -40? -No. How old do you think I look? 143 00:06:43,634 --> 00:06:45,701 No, um... 144 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:48,100 -39. -Most people think I look about 30. So... 145 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,400 -Definitely not. -Oh, you're calling them liars? 146 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:53,534 Maybe... What do you think? 147 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:56,801 -Well, between 30 and 40. -Yes. 148 00:06:57,968 --> 00:06:59,367 More honest. 149 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:07,167 (MOTOR WHIRRS) 150 00:07:12,701 --> 00:07:16,300 Okay. Uh, now guys, we're about to enter a warehouse environment. 151 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:19,033 Now, I must warn you, some of the people here will be working-class. 152 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:22,133 -(LAUGHING) -There may be arse-cleavage, so... 153 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,667 -Ooh! -Just, uh, find a partner. 154 00:07:24,734 --> 00:07:27,367 Uh, hold hands. Don't talk to anyone, though. Okay? 155 00:07:27,434 --> 00:07:29,701 Are you cheering? All right. Okay. Let's go. 156 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:31,334 (LAUGHING) 157 00:07:34,434 --> 00:07:38,000 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 158 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,901 (CLEARS THROAT) Here's the hub of the operation. 159 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,901 -Hi. -Working hard as usual. 160 00:07:45,701 --> 00:07:47,434 All right? 161 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,968 -The stripper's arrived. -(ALL LAUGHING) 162 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:53,868 I'll tell you what. I'm gonna give you five minutes, but no touching. 163 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:55,934 I always knew you were bent. 164 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,300 Mate, don't worry. She'll get the old knookers out for a tenner. 165 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:00,067 -Fuck off. -(MEN LAUGHING) 166 00:08:02,801 --> 00:08:04,133 What? 167 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,133 Oi, lend us a tenner! (LAUGHS) 168 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,500 You won't see them tonight. 169 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,133 That's all right. I've got cable. 170 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:16,234 Okay, um... 171 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,901 I'm gonna show you this aisle first. 172 00:08:18,968 --> 00:08:21,868 -Bender! -(MEN TITTERING) 173 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,467 No! 174 00:08:28,534 --> 00:08:30,467 Get lost, you cheeky bastard. 175 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,701 (SNORTS) No! 176 00:08:43,267 --> 00:08:46,601 -David. This is Ray and Jude. -Yeah? 177 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:49,334 Um, Ray and Jude... Sorry. Forgotten where you're from. 178 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,200 Uh, from Cooper and Webb consultants. 179 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:54,033 Who's Cooper and who's Webb? 180 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,434 Neither of us. 181 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,634 I bet you get that all the time, do you? 182 00:08:57,701 --> 00:08:59,033 No. 183 00:08:59,734 --> 00:09:01,868 Um, anyway, uh... 184 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,901 First things first. Any more mail? 185 00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:09,934 "Mr D. Brent." That's me. 186 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:26,901 (SNAPS) Come through. 187 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,567 (DOOR OPENS) 188 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:40,133 Oh... 189 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:50,000 Must just... 190 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,267 Uh, always... 191 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,767 Shoot. 192 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,033 -Well, uh, are you aware of what we do? -No. 193 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:11,033 Basically, uh, we organise training days for corporations and individuals 194 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:14,033 who pay to get an advantage in business. 195 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,701 Um, but it's not just telling them boring facts. 196 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,767 We also have business experts who train them how to act, 197 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:22,334 how to walk into a room and say, "I'm the guy you gotta do business with." 198 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,934 Okay. I'm gonna stop you there. 199 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,500 I really don't need anything like that. 200 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,834 I do all my own in-house training. 201 00:10:27,901 --> 00:10:29,367 Sorry. No, no, sorry. 202 00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:31,234 Uh, we're not trying to get your business. 203 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,267 We very much like you to be one of our experts. 204 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,601 Mmm. Good choice. 205 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,734 Why did you dudes swing by here in the first place? 206 00:10:40,801 --> 00:10:42,534 Well we'd heard a lot of good things about Wernham Hogg. 207 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:45,868 We also got your name from a guy we work with called Andy Hitchcock. 208 00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:47,667 Oh, God. 209 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:51,634 Oh, that Cockles. Cocky. The Big Cock. 210 00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,434 Uh, next time you're talking to him, 211 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,701 just ask him if he got the grass stains out of his trousers. 212 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,667 Not in front of his wife, 'cause... 213 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,367 'Cause... Was... 214 00:11:03,634 --> 00:11:06,300 What sort of tip would you want me on first? 215 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,734 We're looking for people who are dynamic, 216 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,467 but who are also good communicators. 217 00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:12,234 -Sure. -It's a corporate message, but... 218 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:15,601 Obviously, we're after people who can communicate with young people, uh, 20-somethings. 219 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,100 -You don't see heels like those much nowadays. -You can still find them. 220 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,701 Um... 221 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:28,133 -What sort of bunse are we looking at? -Sorry? 222 00:11:29,434 --> 00:11:32,334 -Um, well, to start with... -Bunsen burner. 223 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:39,467 Bunsen burner, nice little earner. Hence the... 224 00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:44,200 Bunse. 225 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:47,334 Uh, well, to begin with we'd put you on about £300. 226 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,434 £300? Just for an hour's work? 227 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,801 Well, no. You'd only talk for about 15 minutes. 228 00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:55,467 (LAUGHS) Fifteen minutes! That's... 229 00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:57,934 That's £1,200 an hour pro rata. 230 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,601 That's the sort of fee I'd be looking at for this, so, you know... Yeah. 231 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,234 -When would you want to do it? -Well, soon. 232 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,734 Count me in. Thank you. 233 00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:11,200 Sorry, do you have a diary? We could make some dates now. 234 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:14,334 Absolutement. Uh, what's that? 235 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,500 -It's a dildo. -Is it yours? 236 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:21,934 -No! -No. No. Wow. I don't know... Sorry. 237 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,667 This is an example of problems. Let's have a look. 238 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,934 Okay, everybody. 239 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,367 What am I doing in there with a dildo? 240 00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:39,000 She says it's not hers and I for one believe her. So whose is it? 241 00:12:41,901 --> 00:12:45,701 Right. What's it doing in there? 242 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:49,834 It was a birthday present, um, but I don't know what it's doing in there. 243 00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:53,467 Okay. So, good harmless fun. But, you know... 244 00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,434 Is it today your birthday? Many happy returns. 245 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,400 But, what have we learnt from this? 246 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,834 Not to leave your dildo lying around? 247 00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:05,133 Don't let it out of your sight because it can wind up anywhere. 248 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,400 -(BUZZING) -Oh. What's that? 249 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,200 Just... 250 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,200 Sorry. How do you... 251 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,834 Oh, it's worse. Now, what do you do when that happens? 252 00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,434 Well, you probably like... 253 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,767 Just can you get that, make sure that gets back to... 254 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:27,067 -Can we put some dates in? -Yeah, sure. We're actually in the middle of something. 255 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,567 So and that... 256 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:33,334 (ALL MUMBLING) 257 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,534 -You've got to smuggle this somewhere about your person. -(LAUGHS) 258 00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:48,901 I'm not saying anything about... 259 00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:51,234 Well, tell me about you first. 260 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,100 If you want to see bravery, come to me. I'll do a dare. 261 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,100 -Bravery? Oh, yeah. -Yeah, come on. 262 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,367 Okay, okay. You know what? Okay. 263 00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,167 I'm gonna phone... No. 264 00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:01,467 I'm going to write things for you to say. Now come here. 265 00:14:01,534 --> 00:14:05,601 And then I'm gonna phone David and I want you to say exactly what I write down, okay? 266 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,100 -No way. You'll make me sound like a bender. -(DIAL TONE) 267 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,167 No, look. I swear I won't. 268 00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:10,567 -No way, no. -It'll just be... 269 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,534 It'll just be funny things. It'll come out cute. 270 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,767 I'm not. I'm not gonna say anything that makes me sound like a bender. 271 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,500 -DAVID: Hello? -Hi, it's Gareth. 272 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,834 Hiya. I'm in a meeting at the moment, Gareth. 273 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:22,234 Yeah. Um, just gonna say a few things. 274 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,300 All right. 275 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,968 You're... You're doing a great job. 276 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,100 Okay. 277 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:33,033 Just an employee saying what a superb job I'm doing. Is that it? 278 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,901 No. I like your little beard. 279 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:39,200 Okay. Is that it? 280 00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,968 (STAMMERING) One more thing. 281 00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,567 -What? -Um... 282 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,634 You should wear tighter trousers. 283 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,467 -Can I give you a call back? -Yeah. Bye. 284 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:58,701 -That was genius! Genius. Genius. -GARETH: Thank you. 285 00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,267 Brilliant. 286 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,167 We have a website with profiles of all our speakers on them. 287 00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,834 -Would you mind answering a few questions? -No. Go for it. 288 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,367 Okay. 289 00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,534 If you could have a working lunch with anyone, 290 00:15:22,601 --> 00:15:24,767 living or dead, who would it be? 291 00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:29,801 Martin Luther King 292 00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:32,367 and the Dalai Lama. 293 00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,467 And Rory Bremner. 294 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,834 Just, uh, 'cause they could get a bit heavy, couldn't they, the two of them? 295 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,100 And he'd lighten things up. 296 00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,400 Probably do impressions of them. And me. (LAUGHS) 297 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,701 What's your biggest disappointment? 298 00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:50,267 -Alton Towers. -Oh. 299 00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:52,701 -I've never been. -It's rubbish. Next. 300 00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:58,367 -Hello. -Hiya. 301 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:02,300 Still doing practical jokes? 302 00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,500 I'm trying to do some work now. Should be giving them a rest. 303 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,934 -Ooh! I've got some. -Have you? 304 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,701 -Yeah. -What you got? 305 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,767 Oh... 306 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,367 I used to do loads... What were they? 307 00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:21,033 Ah, you know. We can... We can think of some. 308 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,167 We can... Yeah, absolutely. 309 00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:23,734 -Some new ones. -Yeah, okay. 310 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,367 -Let's think of some good ones. -For... 311 00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,567 -For... Hmm. What about Gareth? -Hmm. 312 00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:30,067 It's about time he had some tricks played on him, I think. 313 00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,734 What would your motto be? 314 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,200 (WHISPERS) My motto be. 315 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:38,000 Well, I've noticed that some bosses are intimidated 316 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,133 by training their staff up too well. 317 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,767 They don't... I don't mind it. I actually like my staff to be better than me. 318 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:49,801 That way, you know, keeps me on my toes. So my motto would be, 319 00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:55,500 be careful 'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes 320 00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,734 and do your job better... 321 00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,934 than...you...do it. 322 00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,100 Heh, heh. 323 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,467 -I'm gluing the phone. -(CHUCKLING) 324 00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,234 -In the name of fun. -He will hate you. 325 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,467 (ALL CHEERING) 326 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,133 -What's in it, do you know? -It's, uh... 327 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,167 -What's this? -WOMAN: You cooked it. 328 00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:33,100 Sorry, it's just, uh, little birthday bash for Trudy. It's her birthday. 329 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,567 Who organised this? 330 00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:35,834 I did. 331 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,267 Bit over the top, isn't it? 332 00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:42,601 -How much did that cost you? We paying you too much? -I made it myself. 333 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,667 -Made it yourself? -Every year he does it. 334 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,667 Oh. Bit sweet, innit? Too rich. 335 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,667 That's really nice. 336 00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:52,567 You ought to taste the lemon drizzle cake, it's even better. 337 00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:54,033 (LAUGHS) 338 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,968 I prefer a flan. 339 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,667 Whoo! 340 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:01,968 (LAUGHTER) 341 00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:05,968 -(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) -She's a prude, but... 342 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,801 -No, she's not. -She is. 343 00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,801 What, for real? Really? 344 00:18:11,868 --> 00:18:14,167 I'll be 40? (LAUGHS) 345 00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:17,601 It's true. It's true. I mean, every time that does happen... 346 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,300 So, what, are you in a meeting? 347 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,801 (STAMMERING) I've just had an interesting meeting. 348 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,434 See those two people over there? They're business people. 349 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,367 And, uh, they're quite important, actually. 350 00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,067 And they got a business and they, uh, 351 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:31,667 they arrange sort of seminars, management training seminars 352 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:34,934 where they get expert speakers to come and try to sort of... 353 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,834 John Harvey-Jones type figures. 354 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,267 They've asked me. 355 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,033 So... Yeah. 356 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,200 Uh, it's perfect for me, though, 'cause not only 357 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,901 do I know about that sort of stuff, I've got a sort of natural authority with people, 358 00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:49,300 but, um, I'm an all-round entertainer, so they, you know... 359 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:53,234 Those qualities. Keep it under your hat. Okay? 360 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,734 See those two business people over there? 361 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,734 (PHONE RINGS) 362 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,567 -Is that you? -Yeah. 363 00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:16,567 -You're funny. Could have had my eye out. -(LAUGHS) 364 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,601 -Hello. Gareth Keenan. -Cock! 365 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,434 Thank you. Thank you. 366 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,100 Oh, glorious! Did you see that? He still picked it up. 367 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:34,634 -Was that you? (LAUGHS) -We glued it. 368 00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:37,267 Was that... (LAUGHS) 369 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,400 Was that like superglue? Oh, my God. 370 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:42,267 -(WOMAN TALKS INDISTINCTLY) -Oh. Yes. 371 00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:44,667 All right. Obviously, it wouldn't take very much of your time. Just... 372 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:48,400 I really appreciate your interest, but I'm just so busy at the moment... 373 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:49,868 What are we talking about? What are we talking about? 374 00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:51,901 Uh, we're just trying to involve this chap in motivation. 375 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:54,901 -Oh, after you've asked me. It's a bit rude, innit? -A bit rude? 376 00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:56,634 Oh, no. We'd use both of you for different seminars. 377 00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:58,300 -I can do them both. -I can't, yeah. 378 00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,167 -Anyway. -I can't do it anyway. 379 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,534 -Can I have your card anyway, just in case? -No point. Is there? 380 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,400 We thought we might be able to persuade you. 381 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,734 Well, he said no once. If he goes back on it, he's weak. Innit? 382 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,634 So... 383 00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:09,901 Well, anyway, we ought to be going. 384 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,033 Yeah. Leave it as it was. Yeah, as agreed. 385 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,400 -Okay. -We'll be in touch. 386 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:16,701 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Bye. 387 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:20,701 -Oh. So you're definitely not doing it, you said. So... -(CLEARS THROAT) 388 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,167 I thought you were trying to worm your way in. 389 00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:25,334 -No. I'm not interested. -Why? Beneath you, is it? 390 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,734 No. I just don't think you can teach people that sort of thing. 391 00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,834 -Either you can do it or you can't. -Well... 392 00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:32,500 -Depends who the guru is. So... -Yeah. 393 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,767 -Beware of false prophets. (LAUGHS) -No. 394 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,634 That's my point. Innit? It's not all about profits. So... 395 00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:42,067 -I meant prophets, as in... -I meant, I meant. If only, if only. 396 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,067 If only me auntie had bollocks, she'd be me uncle. 397 00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:50,701 (MAN LAUGHING) 398 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,601 Every time in one. 399 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,334 -Okay Top Trumps. -Top Trumps. 400 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,133 -Pop stars? -I'm in. Pop stars. 401 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,634 -Right. Do you know how to play? -Yeah... 402 00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:03,167 No. I don't talk about my love life 403 00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:04,701 for a very good reason. 404 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,901 And that reason is, I don't have one. Um... 405 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:11,667 Which is good news for the ladies, I suppose. I am still available. 406 00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:14,267 Uh, I'm a heck of a catch. 'Cause... Let's look at it... 407 00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:18,467 I live in Slough, in a lovely house... 408 00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:21,701 With my parents. (CHUCKLES) 409 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:25,667 I have my own room, which I've had since, yeah, since I was born. 410 00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:28,901 Um... That's seen a lot of action, I tell you. 411 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:31,300 Mainly dusting. But, uh... 412 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:33,767 I went to university for a year as well, 413 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,334 before I dropped out, so I'm a quitter. 414 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,801 Uh, so, yeah, form an orderly queue, ladies. 415 00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,567 Look at him though. 416 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,100 It... Right. I've been on safari 417 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,901 -and I've never seen anything like that. -(LAUGHS) 418 00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:48,400 That's preposterous. 419 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:51,701 -I've got 94. I have got 94! -(WOMAN LAUGHING) 420 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,634 No. I do. 421 00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:56,901 -Well, I've been known to do that. -(LAUGHING) 422 00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:59,334 -Are you complaining? -No, I'm not complaining. 423 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,701 Number of haircuts. Is that a valid thing? 424 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,601 -One. -Are you getting mullered? 425 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,167 -Not really. -Right. You've spilt some on your... 426 00:22:07,234 --> 00:22:08,968 -Yeah, I know I have. -Right. 427 00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,500 -Shall we carry on with the game, please? -I want to carry on. 428 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:11,701 -I wish you would. -(LAUGHS) 429 00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:14,667 Shh... Can I have a sh... Pop act? 430 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,234 But if they wanna pay me that for... 431 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,868 For 15 minutes work, that is their... 432 00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:20,767 -(MOBILE RINGS) -Oh, sorry... 433 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,267 Chris Finch. (CHUCKLES) 434 00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:28,634 Finchy! All right? Go on. 435 00:22:28,701 --> 00:22:31,167 What's the difference between a fox and a dog? Go on. 436 00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:35,500 About eight pints of lager. 437 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,701 It's party time here, mate. You coming in? 438 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:41,200 -Why not? -'Cause I'm already here, you fat twat! 439 00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,167 Hey, Finchy. Chris Finchy. Here he is. 440 00:22:43,234 --> 00:22:44,567 Neil, my very good friend, Chris Finch. 441 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:46,601 I know Chris. Nicks all my jokes. 442 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,634 I do not nick 'em, I borrow 'em. 443 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,801 Uh, has that uh, that Lisa moved up here? 444 00:22:50,868 --> 00:22:53,634 No, no, no. She left. She's looking for a job. 445 00:22:53,701 --> 00:22:55,100 -Well, if it's a blow job, I can help her. -(CACKLING) 446 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,868 Not that desperate for money. 447 00:22:56,934 --> 00:23:01,033 -Tell her I'll take her up the dole office! -Dole orifice! 448 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,934 -Rubbish. That's better. -Well, I've got a vacancy she can fill! 449 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,334 His work. Don't try and... 450 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,434 (CACKLING) 451 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,734 -What are you like? -Another one. 452 00:23:11,801 --> 00:23:13,500 Once a year, kid. 453 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,234 -Cheers, cheers, cheers to me, yet again. -Cheers. 454 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:37,167 If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. 455 00:23:37,234 --> 00:23:39,100 I've got about five different sets. 456 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,167 Don't try to beat me on Monster Trucks, though. 'Cause you won't. 457 00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:43,167 My specialty. 458 00:23:43,234 --> 00:23:45,334 -Yeah, well, 's a game of chance, though, innit? So... -No. It's not. 459 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,634 I would know what cards you got immediately just through which cards I got. 460 00:23:48,701 --> 00:23:52,167 I used to play it, just by myself with a dummy hand, 461 00:23:52,234 --> 00:23:54,634 for just testing out every different scenario, 462 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:58,167 which cards beat which other cards, for hours sometimes. 463 00:23:58,234 --> 00:24:01,968 Three or four hours at a time, but put in the work, the rewards are obvious. 464 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,334 So I know exactly what cards you've got in your hand 465 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,434 from what cards I got, and I would know probability-wise 466 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:14,868 exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat statistically any card 467 00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:17,133 that you could have in your hand at that precise moment. 468 00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,968 You will never win. 469 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,701 It'd still be fun, though. 470 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,834 Do you know what I'm getting for... What they're paying me for this? 471 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,300 -No. -Right. 472 00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:32,100 Fifteen minutes work, yeah? 300 quid. 473 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,434 -1,200 quid an hour. -So... You do the math. 474 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:38,234 -Yeah. It'd be 1,200 quid an hour. -So, that's the sort of... 475 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,534 -Can I have a birthday kiss, please? -You certainly can! 476 00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:44,300 -All right. No tongues. -Oh. 477 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,400 Oh, that's good, isn't it? 478 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:53,901 Didn't ask me out of respect. Knows I'd say no. 479 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:57,834 Didn't cross a boundary and that's... That's, you know... Good girl! 480 00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:02,500 -Go on. No. -(ALL LAUGHING) 481 00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:07,667 It is a good idea. I always do it from behind if I don't like their face. 482 00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:10,534 Cheeky bastard! You like my face, don't you, love? 483 00:25:10,601 --> 00:25:12,667 I love your face. I think you're beautiful. 484 00:25:12,734 --> 00:25:14,434 Yeah, well, you can still do me from behind, then. 485 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,000 Ooh! I'll bear it in mind, then. (LAUGHS) 486 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,500 I'll, uh, I'll do you from behind if you want. 487 00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:22,634 It's just a quick in-and-out, no strings attached. 488 00:25:23,801 --> 00:25:25,767 That's really sweet. 489 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,701 Why don't you put that in an email to me? 490 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,167 All right. 491 00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:46,000 492 00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:48,901 - 493 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,000 Birthday girl. 494 00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:02,167 -Hello. -Oh. Hello. 495 00:26:02,234 --> 00:26:03,834 -Oh, you all right? -Mmm-hmm. 496 00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:05,534 -Good. -Yeah? 497 00:26:05,601 --> 00:26:08,200 -Mmm. -I'm just gonna have a quick word. 498 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:11,234 See, I know it's your birthday and you're... You're flirting with 499 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,000 You're mucking around, you know. 500 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:15,334 I know you wouldn't take any further... 501 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,868 -Oh, I would! Yeah. -Wow. 502 00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:20,033 Why not? You know, it's all equal. 503 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,133 -No, I'm just having a laugh, aren't I? -No, you are... 504 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,267 It's just that I don't know what you're after. 505 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,334 A man! Hung like a shire horse. 506 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,200 -Oh. -(LAUGHS) 507 00:26:28,267 --> 00:26:30,901 Aren't they big magnificent animals? 508 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,801 -You say what you mean, don't you? -Mmm-hmm. 509 00:26:34,868 --> 00:26:38,968 I'm just not sure you're going to find what you're after in here. 510 00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:41,067 See, I'd ask you, but you're a bit old, really. 511 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,400 In my 30s. Give me a break. 512 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,267 -Born in the '30s. -(BOTH LAUGHING) 513 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:48,133 I'm 30-something. (STAMMERING) I'm 30s. 514 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,834 Yeah, but you've let yourself go a bit, didn't you? 515 00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:51,701 -I've let myself go a bit? Look at yourself. -Yeah. 516 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,133 You're an embarrassment, love. To be honest. 517 00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,567 -Bull rags? -What? 518 00:27:00,634 --> 00:27:03,601 -I thought you said bull rags. -No. No. Raw eggs. 519 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:07,067 If you keep on eating raw eggs, it makes you randy, 520 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:11,834 but at the same time, you know, it allows you to do as many reps as you want. 521 00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:16,000 -So, uh, how's the old car business? -All right. 522 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:18,000 -Who's this? -That's The Corrs, innit? 523 00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:20,167 Oh, yeah. I like The Corrs. Done some good tunes. 524 00:27:20,234 --> 00:27:21,901 -Yeah. Didn't write that one, though. -(CLEARS THROAT) 525 00:27:21,968 --> 00:27:23,834 -No? Who's that? -No. 526 00:27:23,901 --> 00:27:25,133 -Don't you know? -No. 527 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,067 Oh, not into pop music, I suppose? 528 00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:29,734 Well, I prefer RandB, really. So who wrote... So who wrote that? 529 00:27:29,801 --> 00:27:32,167 Fleetwood Mac. And I prefer their version as well. 530 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,300 Well, uh, I know who I'd rather wake up with! 531 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:36,033 Oh, sexist, Neil. 532 00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:38,367 They can play my instrument any day. 533 00:27:38,434 --> 00:27:41,400 Oh, bawdy. I don't think you pull women like the Corrs with that sort of attitude. 534 00:27:41,467 --> 00:27:42,634 -Yeah, 'cause you'd know. -(LAUGHING) 535 00:27:42,701 --> 00:27:44,167 Wow. Wow. I don't know, you're laughing? 536 00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:46,300 Because I'm a dark horse. So you don't, you don't... 537 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:47,834 Yeah. Like you could get anyone like The Corrs. 538 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,868 Yeah, well, I... 539 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:51,434 Just 'cause I don't kiss and tell doesn't mean I don't get... 540 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,434 You don't normally kiss, so you got nothing to tell. 541 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,467 -He'd end up with the brother. -(ALL LAUGHING) 542 00:27:56,534 --> 00:27:58,067 No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. 543 00:27:58,133 --> 00:27:59,534 I'd push the brother out the room, 544 00:27:59,601 --> 00:28:01,367 I'd get the other three and I'd bend them all over, 545 00:28:01,434 --> 00:28:04,367 and I'd do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin. 546 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:16,534 Oh, see? 547 00:28:16,601 --> 00:28:20,033 Your... Your fault. Putting filth in people's minds. 548 00:28:35,634 --> 00:28:39,234 549 00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:46,200 550 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,634 551 00:28:48,701 --> 00:28:52,701 552 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,000 (MOANING) 553 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,200 (GRUNTING) 554 00:28:57,267 --> 00:28:59,234 -My knees hurt. -Nearly done.