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Valhalla.
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Avalon.
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Shangri-La.
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Nirvana.
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Paradhiso.
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Nzvimbo yegoridhe inoenda nemazita mazhinji,-
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- asi nzira iripo ine njodzi.
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Asi rwendo rwakangofanana
yakakosha sechinangwa chemurwi.
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Iri ndiro magumo ako.
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Izvi ndizvo zvaunoraramira.
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Uye kana ukazviita nzira yese,
wakavimbiswa nzvimbo munhoroondo.
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Uchava mwari.
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Asi kana ukasazviita...
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ipapo wabatwa zvisina kunaka.
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Nekuti kunyangwe paine chete
imwe nzira kuparadhiso...
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Kune matani enzira dzekufa.
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Uye hapana chimwe chazvo chinofadza
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Fungidzira rudzi rwakaipisisa rwekurwadziswa runobvira
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uye wowedzera izvozvo negumi
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Unogona kuvigwa uri mupenyu
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Kana kuti unogona kuvharirwa mune zvimwe -
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- rudzi rwekapu yepurasitiki.
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Uye iwe unogara uine sarudzo
yokudyiwa kusvikira afa
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Uye ndiko kungoita icing
the placenta cake.
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Takatonzwa kuti ivo
kuwana varaidzo yakachena kunze kwe-
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- kurwadziwa kwedu uye kufa kwedu
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Uye kana mumwe wenyu achikwanisa
kuigadzira kune zai sero, -
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- hazvireve kuti wakunda.
Kwete, kwete, kwete, kure nazvo!
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Dambudziko rakanyanya kuoma rinotevera. Zvadaro
une madziro ezai sero pacharo.
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Iwe haugone kungoenda
kurovera nepakati payo.
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Unongozvipedza chete kana
makafanira.
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Kana zvakanyorwa munzungu dze destiny
kuti iwe ndiwe uri kupinda mukati -
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- uyo achava mumwe nechiedza ...
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Uye ndicho chikonzero chaicho iwe uri
zvakatemerwa kukundikana, -
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- mudiki Simen Squirt!
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Iwe ndiwe usingakwanisi sperm cell-
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- Ndakamboita kuYunivhesiti yeFucking!
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Pane kuti nditeerere hurukuro yangu
kubuda uye kuti vaginas inoshamisa sei -
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- iwe wakagara ipapo uchiverenga nezve ... chii?
Muviri?!
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Itsvina rudzii yauri kuverenga
panguva yehurukuro yangu!?
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Pane zvikamu zviviri chete zvemuviri izvo
nyaya: saga uye mbichana.
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Nei uchitova nehanya nezvezvimwe?
Apa ndipo panogara hupenyu. Panotangira hupenyu.
Imwe yasara ingori nyama yakafa.
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Asi, purofesa, neruremekedzo rwose rwakafanira,-
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- asi muviri wose wakabatanidzwa
kunhengo yesikarudzi nebeche.
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Matumbu, tsinga dzeropa,
mwoyo uye uropi.
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Zvichida kunyanya uropi.
Ndiri kuedza ku-
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- ona mufananidzo mukuru pano.
Haiwa! Mwoyo? Matumbu?
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Unofunga kuti vane basa zvachose here
pakubereka?
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Waizofamba sei pakuisa fetereza
chiropa? Kana ura? Huh?
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Iwe uri urume, Simen.
Une simba risingaperi.
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Saka iva urume hwakanakisa hwaungave.
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Ok. Ndaivepi?
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Rombo rakanaka, huropi fucker!
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Waona mufananidzo, huh?
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Ini handisi kuona chikonzero, Cumilla. Ndiri chete
imwe yezviuru zvemamiriyoni emasero embeu.
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Sei ndichifanira kutenda kuti ndine
kunyange mukana mudiki?
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Basa rakanaka muhurukuro nhasi,
chimbwanana chidiki.
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Hatina kuita zvakawanda, asi ...
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Ndainge ndave kubhowekana. Zvakanga zvakaipa!
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Uri kudzikisa avhareji yedu,
iwe tsvina-pa-mapepa!
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Hey!
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Kana ukabata Simen zvakare
Ndichakudhonza muswe
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- Ugoikwidza kusvikira pambongoro yako
kuti iwe uchafa -
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- kubva mukunyura mune yako dhongi!
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Dzikama, ndanga ndichitoseka hangu!
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Jizzus! Zvichida zvishoma zvakanyanya?
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- Zvadaro tenda mukati mako zvishoma.
- Pane musiyano pakati pekuvimba
uye megalomania.
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Uri kutaura nezvazvo kunge une
sarudzo.
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Hatigoni kubuda hangu.
Tinofanira kugara muno musaga.
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- Gara pano musaga?
- Hongu!
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Gara muno musaga.
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Muno musaga, tiri kuita zvakanaka
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Muno musaga, tinonyemwerera uye tichifara
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Hapana makondomu pano
Hapana diaphragms zvakare
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Apa, haugoni kunanzva nemusikana
kana mukomana
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Nerurimi rwavo!
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Muno musaga!
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- Asi Simen, haudi kuedza uye kuve chimwe chinhu?
- Asi nei? Zvese zvakanaka patiri.
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Muno musaga remukomana anonzi Jens
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Mukomana wechidiki ane zero cuntelligence.
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Haamboendi kudhorobha
Usambotora zvinodhaka pamapati
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Kwete, anogara mukamuri rake achitamba uye
kudya zvokudya zvisina kudya
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Ndiye mambo
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yesaga
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- Asi Simen, hauzviwane here?
- Tora chii?
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Zvaenda kure kure
muno musaga
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Kuzasi uku musaga kwawanikwa
nzira yakanyanyisa
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Zvinhu zvose zviri kuungana pamwe chete
uye inonhuwa sekare krill
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Kwete, handidi kugara pano
Hazvina mhosva kuti unoita zvakawanda sei
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Dai ndakamanikidzwa kugara...
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...muno musaga.
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Sunda kumusoro uye mberi zvino.
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Handeyi nazvo!
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Asi funga nezvengozi dzose
vakavandira ipapo
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Ndosaka uchifanira kubatana neni
kunge cumrade akavimbika.
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Asi chimbofungidzira kana mumwe munhu akatimedza
kunge tiri vanhu vanopedza nyota
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Ndicho chinhu chaunogona kuvimba nacho
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Paunogara pasi
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Jongwe!
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Inoshamisa choreography.
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Kana vakaomerera pakuimba nekutamba,
hatina chekunetsekana nacho.
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Kana vakafunga kutonga chikepe chose,
zvino tava mudambudziko.
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Kutungamirira ngarava? Ivo?
Izvozvo hazvizoitiki.
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Iyo ballsack haigone kufunga kwenguva refu
kana kutsoropodza. Vanongovhiringa.
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Tichaona.
Isu tapfuura nguva yekuyaruka.
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Zvanga zvakadaro kwechinguva zvino.
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Huh, uye wava kundiudza zvino?
Tapfuura? Isu tapfuura point here...
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- Ndinoda kugara pano musaga zvachose
- Irikunyanya kusimba musaga
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- Shamwari dzangu dzese dziri muno musaga
- Kana chinhu chinonakidza chichaitika riini?
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- Kunze uko, hapana rwiyo uye kutamba
- Asi rimwe remazuva ano iwe unofanirwa kutora mukana
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Saka tenda mauri
uye enda undotsvaka jira rako
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Here
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mu
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The Sack!
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- Izvi zvinofanirwa kunakidza, huh Jens?
- Zvakanaka kutiza kubva kune yekare zvisaririra.
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- Zvisaririra, huya.
- Hapana chinokunda.
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Ndiri right here, Jens?
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Hongu, baba.
Zvichava zvakanaka.
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Mese muchaitei mucabin?
Enda kunokwira?
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- Pamwe.
- Enda kunobata hove? Kutamba Monopoly?
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- Paint?
- Tamba wakahwanda?
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- Pinhira muswe pambongoro?
- Tamba kukanda mapeni?
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- Pfura mabhodhoro asina chinhu?
- Kugadzirisa fenzi?
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- Dana mweya yakaipa nebhodhi reOuija?
- Kuvhura magazini ekare?
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- Ita semumwe wenyu ane hurema hwakawanda?
- Ehe, izvo zvinogara zvichiputika!
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Kwete. Sezvakaita gore rakapera.
Ona mamwe mafirimu. Tamba mimwe mitambo.
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Aiwa, zvirege!
Mitambo nemabhaisikopo? Makanaka ishe.
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Mupengo wakadii!
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Zvakanga zvisina kudaro pataiva vadiki
uye mhamha!
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Unoyeuka here rwendo irworwo rwekamba? Sei
kudhakwa chaiko ndasvika?
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- Dunno kana isu tichifanira kugovera izvo naJens.
- Ndakarasika zvakanyanya.
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Petter, hatisi kuudza Jens izvi.
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Ndakarasa imba yese.
Kuporeswa pane zvese.
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Uye ini ndakazvichekawo, rangarira?
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Chaizvoizvo. Ndabvarura bhurugwa rangu!
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Petter, zvakwana.
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Ndakabva ndaenda kunogara mumota.
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Ndipo patakazomhanya nepane yemuvakidzani
imbwa, rangarira?
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Handina kuzviona, nekuti ndakanga ndakadhakwa!
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Matumbu nezvese zvakangodeuka.
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Ndipo pakaoneka mapurisa.
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Hongu, ichokwadi.
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Ndakagara mujeri kwemwedzi miviri
nokuda kwaizvozvo.
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Asi fuck yakanga isiri yakanaka!
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Asi zvaita sezvisina kunaka zvakare.
Vechidiki nhasi "vakamuka".
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"Kwete ini, ndiri zvematongerwo enyika."
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Petter!
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Tarisa nzira!
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Heino bhegi rako nembatya dzako
uye bhegi rokurara.
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Oh! Uye ndakapotsa ndakanganwa...
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Bhegi rako rizere nezvikafu zvevachiri kuyaruka:
Chocolate candies, cheese doodles, uye matani esoda!
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Ndatenda, baba.
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Amai!
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- Petter?
- Hongu, ndicha, ndicha.
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Zvakanaka, Jens, nenzira ...
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Pane chinhu chimwe chete.
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Chinhu chandaida kutaura
iwe kare...
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Munoziva kuti zvakadii neshiri
nenyuchi?
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- Chii?
- Maruva anoda kuwana mukume-
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- kubva kune rimwe ruva kuitira ...
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-kuwanza...
- Ndizvo here?
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- Kutonhora.
- Iwe hauna kuziva izvozvo?
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Aiwa, ndafunga maruva chete
akabuda kubva pasi.
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Ndiko kupenga chaiko!
Hauna kuzvitenda here?
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Zvakanaka, mukomana maruva
wana rubatsiro kubva kunyuchi-
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- kuitira kuisa mukume mukati ...
mukadzi maruva.
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Uye vanowanzozviita nokuda kwekunakidzwa chete.
Havasi nguva dzose vachiedza kuita maruva emwana.
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Sei uri kuunza izvi izvozvi?
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Pasinei: pfungwa ndeyokuti nyuchi
usadire zvakanakisa zvemaruva.
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Saka ruva rinofanira kutonga nyuchi.
Nekuti ruva ishefu.
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Batisisa, iri dimikira here?
Kana uri kutaura nezvebonde-
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- Ndakatarisa hardcore porn pane yangu
foni kubva ndine 13.
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Zvakadaro, chokwadi iwe unoziva zvese nezve
zvinhu izvi.
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Rubber, jasi remvura,
wrapper, sausage casing.
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Kondomu.
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Vanoti zvakafanana nekudya zvihwitsi nemuputi
zvakadaro, asi unoziva chii?
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Ndinofunga kuti zviri nani nekuputira.
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- Unoda zvimwe?
- Kwete, baba.
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Zvakanaka, Jens. Nakidzwa uye usadaro
ita zvose zvandaida kuita.
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Zvakaoma, usazviita.
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- Hei varume.
- Wazzup?
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- Hei, Jens.
- Varipi vasikana?
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- Vakauya nezuro.
- Zvakanaka ngatifambei ipapo.
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Haikona kurega vasikana vari voga. Kune mhashu dzakawanda
munzvimbo. Ndinofunga kuti Lisa ane moosephobia.
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Simen, hatigone here kutiza zvishoma vhiki ino
uye kudzidzira kushambira?
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Zvingave zvakanaka kukwenenzvera tekiniki yedu.
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Ndatanga chirongwa cheJizzmo chekurovedza muviri.
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Ndingada, asi ndangowana Cum yeDuty itsva.
Zvinofanira kunge zviri fucking zvinoshamisa!
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Iyo ine yakavhurika vulva zero-fuck exploration mode
uye muchinjikwa chikuva multi-sprayer uye wakasununguka kutamba
butthole-royale mode.
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Asi haugone kungotamba mitambo, Simen.
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Zvakadini nekudzidzira humwe hunyanzvi
nokuda kwenyika chaiyo?
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Cumilla?
Usadaro. Kunetseka. About. It.
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Matanho ekuti mumwe wedu asvike pazai
chokutanga chimwe mumabhiriyoni akati kuti.
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Uye kutaura nezveJizzmo, isu tese tinoziva kuti ndiani
achifamba achikunda.
195
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- Sei uchinyepedzera kuva chimwe chinhu?
- Zvirinani Jizzmo ane maitiro akanaka.
196
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- Akanaka, anonakidza ...
- Iye zvechokwadi haana kunaka!
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Tarisa kwavari.
Misoro miduku.
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Zvipembenene.
Zvinokambaira zvinokambaira.
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Mamirioni ehonye madiki ari kushushikana
sokunge kuti vaireva chinhu chipi nechipi munyika.
200
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"Unogona kuva chero chaunoda,
unofanira kungozvitenda iwe pachako."
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Ehe, ndizvozvo!
Chii chinotevera?
202
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:49,333
Pamwe tinofanira kuvhotera kuti urume huchaenda kupi
kukunda mujaho?
203
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Nesarudzo?
204
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Kwete.
Kukunda-
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- inoenda kune ani zvake anobata mutambo
mumativi ayo ose.
206
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:04,125
Kungoshandisa mboro yako hakusi kuzoigura.
Unofanira kushandisawo musoro wako.
207
00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:07,333
- Ehe, musoro wako.
- Cumrades!
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Mushure meSpermageddon, imi mose muchatora
pamusoro pehumambo uhu.
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00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:15,709
Mushure mokunge ini, somusanangurwa wenyu, ndawana
akaberekesa zai.
210
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:20,625
Naizvozvo regai ndiratidze hutsva
izvo zvichandibatsira munzira:
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Ejaculator 9000!
212
00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:34,708
Ejaculator 9000 ine zvese
unofanira kukunda.
213
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:38,375
Zai cell-detector,
kaviri kudzivirira nhovo kubva kune spermicide
214
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:42,125
- diaphragm-inopinda projectiles,
chainsaw magurovhosi-
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00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:44,168
- uye chekupedzisira asi chisiri chidiki:
216
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- mapropeller maviri!
217
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:51,500
Asi Mr. Jizzmo?
218
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Kwete kuva sourjizz,
asi hakusi ... kubiridzira here?
219
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:59,000
Iko hakusi kubiridzira kana iwe
usabatwa.
220
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Rega ndiratidze.
221
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Shandisa chirongwa chekuratidzira.
222
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Chirongwa chekuratidzira chaitwa.
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VaJizzwell?
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Shambira uchiuya kwandiri.
Handeyi nazvo.
225
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- Zvakanaka?
- Nekukurumidza, nekukurumidza.
226
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Kumisikidza anti-makwikwi zvombo system.
227
10, 9, 8...
227
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Zvakanaka, zvinonakidza asi ...
228
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...6, 5...
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Hausi kuzodzima izvozvo here?
230
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Aihwa!
231
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Noooo!
232
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Mumwe munhu ane mamwe mazano-
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- panzira ipi yatinofanira kumhanya nayo?
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Excellent.
235
00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,833
Hei, VaSpunkson. Zvose zvakanaka?
236
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:10,708
Zvese zvakanaka. Hapana chaanofungira
pano zvachose.
237
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,001
Horaiti.
Zvakanaka!
238
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:20,500
Varume tese takazviona.
239
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,918
Kuwanda kwema erections
uye bonyora rose iro rinotyisa.
240
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:28,792
Mukomana wedu Jens akavimbiswa, angangoita 100%
chokwadi,-
241
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,500
- kuita zvepabonde nekukurumidza.
242
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:36,876
Wana kurara. Kukungurukira muuswa. Ita mattress mambo.
Copulate. Bhampu uglies.
243
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:42,417
Ita chiito. Enda nzira yose. Shandisa taco.
Enda kupound town. Wombera mamwe matama.
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Munch the muffin.
Tamba viga salami.
245
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:48,583
F-fucking?
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Hongu, Spunky.
Fucking.
247
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:55,125
Uye munguva pfupi tichabuda muhomwe,
pamwe chete sechinhu chimwe.
248
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,625
Zvose zvakarongwa uye zvakagadzirirwa.
249
00:16:57,626 --> 00:17:01,458
Spermageddon yava kuswedera,
uye tinofanira kunge tagadzirira panguva iyoyo.
250
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,375
Izvi zvinogona kubiwa.
251
00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:06,167
Uye vazhinji vedu varipo, vakasimba
tiri.
252
00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:09,208
Uri kukanganwa kuti zviripo chete
nzvimbo yakakwana muzai kune mumwe wedu.
253
00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,792
Ndizvozvo, uye ndine hurongwa.
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Triplets!
255
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,625
Tri...wati kudii?
256
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:20,292
Mamwe masosi akavimbika akandiudza, Rimsmith,
kuti zai rakagadzirwa saizvozvo.
257
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,458
Spunky? Spunky?
258
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:26,167
- Hongu, Vulva Marie?
- Ndakagadzira imwe yeaya makeke e-bukkake anotapira!
259
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:29,042
Pane anoda kuedza?
Zvakava zvakanaka chaizvo.
260
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,708
Hongu, ndatenda.
Ingoiisa panze apo.
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Unodaro nguva dzose. Ndanga ndiri muranda kure
mukicheni, imi mose...
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Sezvandakataura, zvinyorwa zvakavimbika zvakandiudza
kuti zai, sezvatinoziva,
yakagadzirwa nenzira yakadaro-
263
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:46,125
- kuti yakavhurika chero nhamba
zvema sperm cells
264
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- nguva iyo munhu anopinda mairi.
265
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Nirvana kune vese!
266
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Katatu, vakomana!
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00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,625
Triplets!
268
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Climax, Bonerson!
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Climax!
270
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,667
Hei, vakomana!
271
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:08,000
- Imi varume munononoka!
- Ndakafunga kuti iwe wakafa munzira yekukwira.
272
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,375
Vadivelu Comedy Funny. Hey!
Ndafara kuti ubatane nesu.
273
00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:15,751
Saka mese munogona kutakura zvimwe zvinhu.
Kuenzana uye zvakadaro.
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00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:30,792
Chiedza chitsvuku! Kuri kubwaira!
Chii chiri kuitika mugehena?
275
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:34,083
Ingori fuse yakabuda.
Hapana chekunetsekana nacho.
276
00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:36,250
Yakanga isiri fuse chete!
277
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:40,042
Hatingaende kumba here?
Tinogona kuona bhaisikopo! Tamba Fortnite!
278
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:43,833
Dzikama. Tinongofanira kutangazve.
Tine izvi. Isu tiri uropi.
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00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,333
Rangarira, uropi ndiyo nyeredzi.
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00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,459
Uropi ndiyo nyeredzi.
Uropi ndiyo nyeredzi!
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Hei, Jens.
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Hei, Lisa.
283
00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:01,668
- Unoda ruoko here?
- Kwete, ndine maviri.
284
00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:10,500
Jens! Nerd inongofunga nezve Nyeredzi
Hondo uye Ishe weRings nemitambo.
285
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:15,126
Iwe funga chete nezve Star Wars
uye Ishe weRings nemitambo.
286
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:18,042
Ndinoziva.
287
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,792
Lisa?
288
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,833
- Ndinovenga zvisikwa!
- Unoda imwe soda, Tor Arne?
289
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:27,583
- Ndine zvakakwana kune wese munhu.
- Isu tinofanirwa kufunga nezve zvatiri kubika.
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00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:32,208
Ini ndanga ndichifunga kuti tinogona kuwana mamwe mafries echiFrench masikati,
pamwe neketchup.
291
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:35,125
- Ah kwete!
- Chii chawakaita nesoda?
292
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:38,918
- Iwe waive nemhosva kune soda!
- Chii chakaitika?
293
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:42,625
- Anofanira kunge akawana bhegi risiri iro kubva kuna baba.
- Aihwa! Iyi injodzi.
294
00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:46,918
Jens, baba scatterbrain,
ichangobva kukanganisa rwendo rwese rwekamba.
295
00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:49,292
- Yakaparadzwa?
- Unorevei?
296
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,376
Zvakanaka, chii chaunacho ipapo?
297
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,626
Ruth Elisabeth.
298
00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:09,000
Zvakanaka, Ruth Elisabeth, unofanirwa-
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- kuchovha sehuku!
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00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,084
Okay.
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Okay.
302
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,750
Jens!
303
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Unofanira ku-
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- gadzirisana-
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00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,833
- Lisa!
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00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,833
Gadzirisa, gadzira ...
307
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:43,043
Ehe, ndinogona kuzviita,
asi zviri kuna Lisa futi...
308
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,083
Whoa!
Chii chiri kuitika manje?
309
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:57,500
Handizive. Ropa rose riri kupera
kubva muuropi. Hapana chiri kushanda.
310
00:20:57,501 --> 00:21:01,167
- Ropa redu rose rakaendepi?
- Uropi husina ropa hunofa pfungwa.
311
00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,250
Ndiri kudzvanya mabhatani ese!
Une zvimwe zvekundipa!?
312
00:21:03,251 --> 00:21:06,500
- Iyo yese system iri kunyura pamusoro!
- Ehe, iwe wazvitaura.
313
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,418
Zvese zviri dicked kupera.
314
00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:15,501
Ngamu yangu.
315
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:29,292
Hei, unofarira kubuda
kwekanguva?
316
00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:31,333
Kumbofurwa nemhepo here?
317
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:35,751
Mhepo yakachena yakanaka kwazvo! Ndihwo hupenyu hwakanaka, Lisa.
Wonderful.
318
00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:41,918
Zvinoita kuti ufunge kana zviripo
photosynthesis kune mamwe mapuraneti, kana ...
319
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:46,000
Akanonoka here?
Takabva tangosangana nemunhu akaremara here?
320
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:47,876
Kana kuti kwaiva kutamba here?
321
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:53,417
Zvakaoma kutaura. Doro rakatanga
kudonhedza mune zvimwe zviridzwa.
322
00:21:53,418 --> 00:21:56,125
Tichangotora mukana.
323
00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:58,834
... chinodiwa kwehupenyu hwese.
324
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,043
Zvakanaka, huya.
325
00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:05,375
- Saka zvakanaka kukuona zvakare, Jens.
- Ehe, newewo.
326
00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:08,625
Zvakaipa kuti uri kumba chete munguva yezhizha.
327
00:22:08,626 --> 00:22:13,250
Ehe, udza baba vangu. Ndiye aida
kutora basa iroro muOslo.
328
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:17,167
Pfungwa yakanaka. Une number dzake here?
Ndinogona kumufonera izvozvi ndomuudza
kuti aite chiito chake pamwe chete.
329
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:22,876
Haakwanisi kufambisa mhuri
nyika gore negore seboka re
vashandi vemasekisi.
330
00:22:29,543 --> 00:22:31,501
Nhai, wadii kumbodzikama
nazvo?
331
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:36,250
Madoro mana. Four!
332
00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:39,667
- Handina kumbobvira ndanwa zvakawanda izvi kare.
- Ndizvo here?
333
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:44,209
Ndinonwa doro nguva dzose.
Inwa vaviri kwemangwanani, chaizvoizvo.
334
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:49,333
Lisa, pane chimwe chinhu
Ndaida kukuudza chaizvo.
335
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,876
- Zvino chii?
- Kubva zhizha rapfuura,-
336
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:55,625
- patakanga tichitandara uye
kufara-
337
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,083
- uye kutsvoda uye zvese izvo ...
338
00:22:58,084 --> 00:23:01,208
Ndakufunga zvakawanda.
339
00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,167
- Oh?
- Zvishoma chaizvo.
340
00:23:04,168 --> 00:23:06,292
- Une?
- Ehe.
341
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:09,500
- Ndine.
- Zvakanaka izvo zvakanaka.
342
00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:10,918
Ko iwe?
343
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:14,084
Kutaura chokwadi, Jens ...
344
00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:18,084
handina kumbofunga nezvako.
kwete chinhu chimwe chete chakaipa.
345
00:23:21,418 --> 00:23:24,500
Oh ok.
Ndinonyatsonzwisisa, Lisa.
346
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:27,125
- Sei iwe?
- Jens!
347
00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:29,208
Ndiri kutamba newe!
348
00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:31,583
O, zvakanaka.
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00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,876
Fuck!
350
00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:35,500
Wava nekuseka.
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00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,918
Ndafunga nezvako zvakanyanya.
352
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,833
Uye pane chimwe chinhu -
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00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,250
- izvo ndanga ndichifunga nezvazvo, zvakare.
354
00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:46,501
Oh? Chii ichochi?
355
00:23:47,751 --> 00:23:49,793
Uye ndizvo...
356
00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:53,626
Okay...
357
00:24:15,543 --> 00:24:18,625
Zviri kuitika! Zviri kuitika zvino!
Cumday yasvika!
358
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:21,792
Ino ndiyo nguva yandanga ndichigadzirira
kwehupenyu hwangu hwose!
359
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,918
Munhu wose, zviri kuitika zvino!
Jongwe tibatsirei!
360
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,417
Unogona here...?
361
00:24:32,418 --> 00:24:34,126
Hongu, hongu.
362
00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:41,251
Imbomira zvishoma...
363
00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:46,167
Shit!
Zvese zvakanaka?
364
00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:47,583
Ehe.
365
00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:51,750
Ndakagara ndichinzwa rudo ruchiita bofu.
366
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:54,292
- Wow.
- Unovada here?
367
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,500
Ini...
368
00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:58,543
Mabhobho chaiwo...
369
00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:01,792
handisi...
370
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,084
Unoda kuvabata here?
371
00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:11,750
Kutanga Spermageddon.
Ichi hachisi chibooreso.
372
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:16,501
Masero embeu anotuhwina
achazivisa kuTembere yeEjaculation.
373
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:21,042
Ichi ndicho chinhu chinotonhorera chandinacho
akambosangana!
374
00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:23,084
Kupinda kwakatangwa.
375
00:25:24,334 --> 00:25:27,083
Simeni?!
Chii chauri kuita muzita reJongwe?
376
00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:30,625
Hauna kunzwa chiratidzo here?
Zviri kuitika! Ari kuhura! Chokwadi!
377
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:33,501
- Cumilla!
- Vari kupenga zvino!
378
00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:36,167
Cumilla, ndapota.
Ndiri pakati pechimwe chinhu.
379
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:39,626
Yakakwana cumshot.
Kusangana kwabviswa.
380
00:25:40,543 --> 00:25:42,583
Cumilla, zvakakomba?
381
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,751
Ndakangozoisa Chantel asina mwana. Anenge asingabereki!
382
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,209
- Chenjera!
- Ah, ndinoona.
383
00:25:56,168 --> 00:25:59,126
- Zvese zvakanaka here?
- Ehe, ndinofanira ...
384
00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:02,293
Unoda zvimwe here?
385
00:26:07,418 --> 00:26:10,292
Handisati ndambo...
Zvakanaka, sezvandakataura ...
386
00:26:10,293 --> 00:26:12,876
Aka ndekekutanga.
387
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:14,708
Zvangu futi.
388
00:26:14,709 --> 00:26:16,793
Zvakanaka, wizard.
389
00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:19,876
Bvisa tsvimbo yako undirove!
390
00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:22,209
Huh?
391
00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:27,708
Uh, ini...
Vanhu havatauri zvinhu zvakadai here?
392
00:26:27,709 --> 00:26:31,625
- Ndakazviona paPornHub.
- Ehe, wakarurama.
393
00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:34,667
Unoda mboro yangu hombe here?
394
00:26:34,668 --> 00:26:36,125
Ehe, zvakadaro!
395
00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:38,625
Unoda kuti iende mukati mako-
396
00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:40,542
- tight diki bhiza?
397
00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:42,876
Ehe, pinza jongwe rako mandiri!
398
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:46,083
Ndanga ndichirota nezvenyu
jongwe zuva rose!
399
00:26:46,084 --> 00:26:48,083
Ndichakuda!
400
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:50,250
Ndichakusvira zvakaoma!
401
00:26:50,251 --> 00:26:53,709
Ndichakusvira kusvika iwe
kuputika!
402
00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,500
Shit.
403
00:26:59,501 --> 00:27:01,250
Pamwe zvishoma zvakawandisa?
404
00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:04,501
Zvimwe tinofanira kungorega kutaura?
405
00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,376
Pano, tora izvi.
406
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,626
Shit!
Zvese zvakanaka?
407
00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:17,501
- Kusveta chaiko.
- Usanetseka. ndichakubatsira.
408
00:27:18,584 --> 00:27:20,918
- Sezvakadaro.
- Uye iko zvino.
409
00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:37,500
Kusunungurwa kukuru kwasvika!
Urume hwese hwake!
410
00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:40,625
Ejaculate, ani nani anogona!
Holy Jizzus!
411
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,125
Huya, Simeni.
Usanyanya kunonoka!
412
00:27:43,126 --> 00:27:46,667
Geez, isu tine Starspunks mudhorobha
ikozvino. Zvikuru!
413
00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:48,708
Tinofanira kuwana protein yekuzunungusa kutanga?
414
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,876
Uyu unogona kunge uri mukana wedu wega.
Carpe mboro!
415
00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:55,542
Ehe ndinoona izvozvo, asi hatifanire kumirira
kusvika kusati kwazara?
416
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,918
- Aihwa!
- Zvakanaka.
417
00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:05,833
Kutanga Spermageddon.
Uku hakusi kubhora. Zvose...
418
00:28:05,834 --> 00:28:07,876
Inzira ipi?
419
00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:13,251
Handipe zvekutamba kana ndikapedzisira ndapinda muwadhi
bepa rechimbuzi.
Ndiri kuenda full speed kumberi!
420
00:28:15,376 --> 00:28:18,500
Hapana chiri kushanda pano zvakare!
421
00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:21,833
Kunonoka. Isu hatisi ivo
kuita zvisarudzo kubva zvino.
422
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:26,375
Kubva zvino zvichienda mberi isu tiri varanda vehuropi hudiki, AKA
jongwe.
423
00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:29,001
Zvese zvakafa!
Takafa!
424
00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:36,501
Nhasi
Nhasi izuva!
425
00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:40,708
Zuva tanga takamirira zvachose
426
00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:43,168
Zuva guru
427
00:28:43,709 --> 00:28:46,626
Yakakura kwazvo yezuva zvekuti mamwe mazuva ese anova
teensy weensy
428
00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:50,292
Zuva iro rakakura zvisingatsananguriki
429
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,918
Hazvitsananguriki zvekuti ndinopererwa nemashoko!
430
00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:57,833
Spermageddon!
431
00:28:57,834 --> 00:29:01,125
Zuva iro Jens anotanga kutamba
432
00:29:01,126 --> 00:29:04,750
Spermageddon!
433
00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:08,500
Zuva iro mukomana wepee anowana buri remusikana
434
00:29:08,501 --> 00:29:11,876
Oh hongu!
Tichamwaya chibereko chizere
435
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:16,042
Ndinovimbisa, spermiously
Hongu, hazvisi zvekutamba
436
00:29:16,043 --> 00:29:21,168
Spermageddon!
437
00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:28,418
Spermageddon!
438
00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:33,293
Nhasi
Nhasi izuva
439
00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,793
Zuva rakasiyana zvachose uye rakakosha
440
00:29:37,668 --> 00:29:40,542
Tiri kupfapfaidzwa mudumbu
441
00:29:40,543 --> 00:29:44,375
Saka Jens naLisa vanogona kugadzira
zvakawanda zvavo
442
00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:47,208
Happy screw, holy screw
443
00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:51,000
Iye zvino yave nguva yekuita fuck
kusvikira kirabhu yake yashanduka nhema nebhuruu
444
00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:55,167
Spermageddon!
445
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,208
Zuva Jens anopinda mukati
446
00:29:58,209 --> 00:30:01,918
Spermageddon!
447
00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:05,333
Zuva iro soseji yake yechizi inonatswa
448
00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:08,833
Urume hwese ndehwake
Kuita kana kufa
449
00:30:08,834 --> 00:30:12,918
Cuz apo Jens anowana wiener yake yose mukati
450
00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:19,126
Spermageddon!
451
00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:27,876
The precum monks!
452
00:30:28,001 --> 00:30:30,125
Sezvakafanotaurwa nezviporofita.
453
00:30:30,126 --> 00:30:34,708
Erectus cockus orgasmicus
ejactulatus fuckus cuntus...
454
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,708
- Chii chiri kuitika?
- Vari kuzvipira pachavo.
455
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,792
Kuzora pombi nebeche
kuti tigopinda.
456
00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:43,459
- Ah, mafuta akanaka.
- Huya, iwe simbe bums!
457
00:31:11,418 --> 00:31:14,209
Inguva yekuenzanisa nzvimbo yekutamba zvishoma.
458
00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:17,750
Tendeuka ndapota!
459
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:20,792
- Cumilla!
- Chii chauri kuita?
460
00:31:20,793 --> 00:31:23,292
- Simeni, ndirege ndiende!
- Cumilla!
461
00:31:23,293 --> 00:31:25,168
Zvine ngozi zvikuru! Gara!!
462
00:31:46,043 --> 00:31:48,209
Ndipinze! Vhura!
463
00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:51,668
Spermageddon!
464
00:31:54,209 --> 00:31:57,375
Ndadimbura makwikwi nepakati
imi mose.
465
00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:59,417
Kupona mukukwana.
(pun on fittest; fitte means cunt)
466
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,459
Unogona kuzonditenda gare gare.
467
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:04,208
- Ndiri kuuya!
- Chii?
468
00:32:04,209 --> 00:32:06,209
- Ndiri kuuya!
- Mira!
469
00:32:07,168 --> 00:32:11,375
Ndagadzirira!
Ndakadzidzisa hupenyu hwangu hwese izvi!
470
00:32:11,376 --> 00:32:12,750
Ndimirirei!
471
00:32:12,751 --> 00:32:16,042
Yabba-dabba-doo!
472
00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:17,626
Mira!
473
00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:21,876
Spermageddon
474
00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:23,626
Spermageddon!
475
00:32:26,043 --> 00:32:30,626
Spermageddon!
476
00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:33,292
Mr. Rubber,-
477
00:32:33,293 --> 00:32:35,709
- Iti hesi kuna Mr. Chainsaw!
478
00:32:36,709 --> 00:32:39,793
Spermageddon
479
00:32:47,001 --> 00:32:49,001
Spermageddon!
480
00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,293
Yay...
481
00:32:55,043 --> 00:32:57,333
Kusvirana kwakaitwa.
482
00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:03,126
Pamwe hazvisi izvo chaizvo zvatakanga takatarisira, takapihwa
tsvakiridzo dzese dzatakaita paInternet...
483
00:33:07,501 --> 00:33:10,375
Zvakakunakira iwe here
kwaiva kwandiri?
484
00:33:10,376 --> 00:33:14,584
Zvakabva zvakurumidza kwandiri sezvazvaive
kwauri chero zvakadaro.
485
00:33:15,334 --> 00:33:17,583
Pamwe nekuti ndakarova ziso.
486
00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:22,793
Wese munhu anoziva kuti kuzvimba ma ducts emisodzi
zvinobatanidzwa zvakananga nekubuda kweurume nguva isati yakwana.
487
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,125
Hei nenzira-
488
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:29,583
- pawakauya,
wakanyatsoti "yabba-dabba-doo"?
489
00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:31,375
Uhh, kwete.
490
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:34,168
Handifungi kuti ndataura izvozvo.
491
00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:39,168
"Kuwedzera gobvu rabha."
Ndinofunga tinogona kuzorora nyore pano.
492
00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:45,000
Fucking cheaters!
493
00:33:45,001 --> 00:33:49,583
Zvakanaka, zvakadaro, ndine chakavanzika
chombo neni.
494
00:33:49,584 --> 00:33:51,667
Just in case, hongu.
495
00:33:51,668 --> 00:33:56,208
Hongu ... mushonga wemazino. Hongu, zvirokwazvo
zvakakosha kuchengeta mazino ako kana...
496
00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:58,876
Ok, ndazvinzwa.
497
00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:03,084
Haikona kuenda kunobata pamuviri pekutanga
nguva yaunoita bonde, unoziva?
498
00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,751
Izvozvo zvingatosvota.
499
00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:08,750
Zvaiva zvese here?
500
00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:13,918
Izvi ndizvo zvatanga tichinyengerera kubva ipapo
tanga tave kukwenya mumabhora aJens?
501
00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:24,168
Zvakanaka lookie pano.
502
00:34:27,668 --> 00:34:29,043
Game on!
503
00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:35,417
Izvi zvinotyisa!
504
00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:38,458
Rangarira vakomana, iyi marathon,
kwete mumhanyi!
505
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:42,083
Ticharara pasi uye kana tawana mukana,
tichatora zai.
506
00:34:42,084 --> 00:34:44,501
Cum on!
Enda mberi!
507
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:48,417
Oh my jizz.
Handigoni kuzvitenda.
508
00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:51,167
Jizzmo angaita sei zvakadai!?
509
00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:54,125
Kwete chaizvo cumrade-saiye.
510
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:57,375
Jizzmo?!
Handikwanisi kukutendai izvozvi.
511
00:34:57,376 --> 00:35:00,292
Chinhu chimwe chete kuti utye zvokufa
zvekubuda ejaculated.
512
00:35:00,293 --> 00:35:05,708
Asi kana iwe ukarega izvo zvichikanganisa zvimwe zvese
isu tiri kuedza kuita chimwe chinhu ...
513
00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:09,500
Okay.
Okay.
514
00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:12,625
Zvakanaka, saka ini ndiri chaizvo
munhu akaipa pano, handiti?
515
00:35:12,626 --> 00:35:15,833
Waona zvaakaita here?
Angadai akatiuraya tose.
516
00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:20,833
Jizzmo akaita zvese zvaaifanira kuita kuti asvike pazai.
Kuti azadzise chinangwa chake.
517
00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,667
- Chinangwa chimwe chete icho munhu wese pano ane!
-Kumira...
518
00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:26,750
Ndiani anoziva paichava Spermageddon zvakare?
519
00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:29,500
Kana zvichazoitika zvakare?
520
00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:33,625
Hauzvinzwisise here? Tinogona kunamatira pano.
Zvekuhura zvachose!
521
00:35:33,626 --> 00:35:37,083
Usadaro Cumilla.
Pachava nemikana mitsva.
522
00:35:37,084 --> 00:35:42,292
Usarasikirwa netariro yese. Pane chiedza pa
kupera kwemugero weti. Handeyi nazvo.
523
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:45,876
Izvi zvinogona kuitika kune vakanaka vedu. Usarega
izvi zvinobvisa punk yako muhupenyu.
524
00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:48,542
Ndine chokwadi chekuti tinogona kuenda kune imwe mhinduro.
525
00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:50,543
Cumilla?
Cumilla?
526
00:35:51,876 --> 00:35:53,418
Cumilla?
527
00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:55,668
Cumilla!
528
00:35:56,168 --> 00:35:57,667
Zvakanaka, zvakanaka.
529
00:35:57,668 --> 00:36:01,418
Ndatenda nemanheru ane fucktastic.
530
00:36:02,918 --> 00:36:05,084
Hongu.
Husiku hwakanaka!
531
00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:09,792
Dear The Force,
maita basa rakanaka, rakanaka.
532
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,126
Rega ndirare murugare.
Muzita reBaby Yoda.
533
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,167
Chii...?
Uri kuitei?
534
00:36:21,168 --> 00:36:25,792
Ini? Zvaisaita sekudaro
takanga tapedza.
535
00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:27,458
Hongu? Kwete izvozvi?
536
00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:32,167
Cuz ndapererwa. Ndakasvika pakuneta
uye cranky.
537
00:36:32,168 --> 00:36:35,333
Ndinofunga kuti zvakanaka kana tikangowana zvakanaka
kurara usiku uye...
538
00:36:35,334 --> 00:36:37,626
Hoo, zvichashanda futi.
539
00:36:40,043 --> 00:36:41,833
Chimbofunga kubvumirwa kwangu!
540
00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:45,918
Kutanga Spermageddon.
Ichi hachisi chibooreso.
541
00:36:47,293 --> 00:36:50,000
Mumwe mukana!
Haasi munhu wese anowana imwe yeiyo.
542
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:51,418
Tine rombo rakanaka.
543
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:56,376
Uye panguva ino ndisu chete,
kirimu yegoho!
544
00:36:57,501 --> 00:37:02,043
- Hezvino zvinoenda!
- Ah Mwari wangu. Izvi zvinofanira kunge zviri kukanganisa.
545
00:37:04,209 --> 00:37:07,375
Kudzorerwa!
Munhu wose, tarira!
546
00:37:07,376 --> 00:37:10,709
Tine mumwe mukana!
Damn!
547
00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:14,501
Ehe!
548
00:37:15,043 --> 00:37:16,625
Cumilla!
549
00:37:16,626 --> 00:37:18,833
Yave kuda kupfura!
550
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:21,293
Cumilla, mira!
551
00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,250
Shit!
Ndine hurombo.
552
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,625
Mwari vanodikanwa, ndakanganwa zvachose ...
553
00:37:34,626 --> 00:37:36,208
- Sorry.
- Zvose zvakanaka.
554
00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:39,083
Ndiri kungonanzvira mboro yangu.
555
00:37:39,084 --> 00:37:41,000
Kwakanaka chose.
556
00:37:41,001 --> 00:37:43,792
Ndine urombo, ndakatora kondomu rimwe chete neni.
Uno...
557
00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:45,918
Hongu hongu.
Ndazviwana.
558
00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:47,709
Okay.
559
00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:51,208
Ndakaona nzvimbo iyi pamambure.
560
00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:56,125
- Zvakafanana nemukurumbira.
- Ndazvionawo. Zviri classic.
561
00:37:56,126 --> 00:38:00,083
Hei, ingoita shuwa kuti haulume mukati
kondomu chairo, Jens.
562
00:38:00,084 --> 00:38:04,084
Zvinoita sekuti handizive chii
Ndiri kuita?
563
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:10,083
Unotoona nemeso ako kudaro here?
564
00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:12,084
Ndiri kuona zvakakwana.
565
00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,584
Zvakanaka here ... bonde rakanaka?
566
00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:26,417
Uhh, hongu...
567
00:38:26,418 --> 00:38:28,250
Zvinofadza.
568
00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:30,834
- Zvese zvakanaka?
- Ehe...
569
00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000
Sezvineiwo iwe hauna kukura.
570
00:38:34,001 --> 00:38:36,834
- Huh? Wati kudii?
- Hapana. Ramba uchienda!
571
00:38:39,376 --> 00:38:41,876
Handiskuda!
Tinofanira kubva pano!
572
00:38:42,001 --> 00:38:44,876
Huya, Simeni.
Uyu ndiwo mukana wedu.
573
00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:47,251
Handiskuda!
574
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,459
Ndiri kuuya!
575
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:59,001
Yabba-dabba-doo!
576
00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:07,750
Mukomana wedu ari kushanda nesimba nhasi!
577
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:10,833
Rangarira Mitemo yeUrume.
578
00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:12,833
Hazvina kumbononoka kutendeuka!
579
00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:16,375
Ndinodada zvangu.
Fungidzira kudai ndaigona kuzviona ini zvino!
580
00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:17,750
Chii chinonzi hero?
581
00:39:17,751 --> 00:39:21,542
Zvinoita kunge munhu ari serious
cockhungry.
582
00:39:21,543 --> 00:39:24,167
Iburi ratsengwa mukondomu!
583
00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:27,834
Huya, ramba uchituhwina!
Handei mushe!
584
00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:45,708
Munhu wese, imbomirai zvishoma!
585
00:39:45,709 --> 00:39:48,083
Asi vamwe vachawana
ipapo pamberi pedu!
586
00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:50,417
Chimwe chinhu hachina kunaka.
587
00:39:50,418 --> 00:39:53,333
Simen ndaguta newe
kuparadza zvinhu.
588
00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:58,500
Kana iwe uri mbwende mudiki, zvakanaka.
Asi usakwevera isu vamwe pasi...
589
00:39:58,501 --> 00:40:01,209
Cumilla!
Izvi zvinotaridzika zvakanaka kwauri here?
590
00:40:02,209 --> 00:40:04,334
Izvi zvinotaridzika sezvatakadzidza nezvazvo here?
591
00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:08,750
Simen ichokwadi.
Pane chisiri kuwedzera pano.
592
00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:12,292
Inenge inonhuwa se ... sulfur.
593
00:40:12,293 --> 00:40:14,667
Kuda kunge chimwe chinhu chiri kutsva/
594
00:40:14,668 --> 00:40:16,833
- Mhoro, munhu wese!
- Hei, Jizzberg.
595
00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:20,250
Ndafara kukuonai mese pano.
Ikozvino kwangova kuzara kumberi.
596
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:24,001
Enda kune zai uye wobva warega kubata.
597
00:40:31,043 --> 00:40:33,833
Ramba uchidzokera!
Ndakatanga kuriona, iri ndiro zai rangu!
598
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:36,417
Jizzberg zai rake.
Mudiwa wangu...
599
00:40:36,418 --> 00:40:39,125
Mira!
Bvisa iyo fuck kubva ...
600
00:40:39,126 --> 00:40:43,418
- Harisi zai!
- KuValhalla!
601
00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,751
Svikai, vakundwa!
602
00:41:12,668 --> 00:41:14,250
Chii icho?
603
00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:17,333
Kwete chokwadi zvachose, asi kana ini
taifanira kufungidzira:
604
00:41:17,334 --> 00:41:20,084
- Chibage.
- Huh? Chibage?
605
00:41:21,459 --> 00:41:24,626
- Damn izvo zvaive zvakanaka.
- Ehe, izvo zvakanakisa.
606
00:41:25,793 --> 00:41:27,583
Ishe vanodikanwa, zvaiva zvechokwadi.
607
00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:31,500
Iwe hauna mhosva sezvaunotarisa, Jens.
608
00:41:31,501 --> 00:41:33,834
- Yakadaro piggy.
-Nah...
609
00:41:36,501 --> 00:41:38,625
Chii... Unorevei?
610
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:42,625
- Wakatarisa zvakanyanya paPornHub.
- Iye zvino handisi kunyatsonzwisisa ...
611
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:46,250
Bonde rekumashure, mhoro!
Uye kwenguva yako yekutanga futi?
612
00:41:46,251 --> 00:41:49,834
Bonde rekumashure?
Takangoita bonde nekumashure kunobuda nako tsvina here?
613
00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:52,083
Hongu
614
00:41:52,084 --> 00:41:57,125
Ndaifunga kuti waingopinda muStar Wars,
asi muri pachena kuti muri Ishe weRings.
615
00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,833
Sei usina kutaura chinhu?
616
00:41:59,834 --> 00:42:04,208
Ndaifunga kuti unoziva musiyano pakati pe
vaviri vacho...?
617
00:42:04,209 --> 00:42:08,125
Hapana chandakaona ndakabva ndangoipinza mukati...
618
00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:12,292
Pamwe tinofanira kumbomira zvishoma
tisati taita izvozvo zvakare.
619
00:42:12,293 --> 00:42:14,500
Ehe, ndazviwana.
620
00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:17,584
- Zvose zvakanaka. Zvigunwe kumusoro kubva kwandiri.
- Super.
621
00:42:18,126 --> 00:42:21,334
- Husiku hwakanaka, Lisa.
- Husiku hwakanaka, Jens.
622
00:42:22,126 --> 00:42:25,334
Uye wakataura zvakajeka yabba-dabba-doo
nguva ino.
623
00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:30,083
Tiri mushit yakadzika.
Chaizvoizvo chaizvo.
624
00:42:30,084 --> 00:42:33,625
Kwete zvandaitarisira, asi zvakadaro
kupfuura zvose zvinotarisirwa.
625
00:42:33,626 --> 00:42:37,084
Izvi zvinondiyeuchidza zvangu
yechitatu nherera.
626
00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:41,042
Cumilla?
Sorry ndatadza kare.
627
00:42:41,043 --> 00:42:44,500
Uye sorry takagumira pano.
Ndicho chinhu chekupedzisira chandaida.
628
00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:48,083
Aiwa, zvose zvakanaka.
Sorry nekukutsenga.
629
00:42:48,084 --> 00:42:50,250
Makatiponesa tose.
630
00:42:50,251 --> 00:42:52,918
Uye tichiri mumutambo.
631
00:42:53,043 --> 00:42:56,251
Senge Jizzmo angadai akati:
Pane gomba, pane tariro!
632
00:43:01,793 --> 00:43:04,417
- Tarisa uko!
- Nadhiabhorosi! Chii icho?
633
00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,042
Ndizvo zvinotaurwa musayenzi
mazwi se "poop".
634
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:11,000
Shit, tsvina,
manyowa, ndove, cocoa, crap.
635
00:43:11,001 --> 00:43:16,083
Inozadza ura hwose. Nokukurumidza kana kuti gare gare,
ichasunungura uye isu tichasundirwa kunze.
636
00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:19,208
- Uye zvino tinoguma kupi?
- MuNo-Sperm's-Land.
637
00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:22,209
Uko kusina urume kana zai zvinogara.
638
00:43:25,459 --> 00:43:28,167
Welp, senge chiremba wangu anonoka aigara achiti:
639
00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:30,501
Hazvina kumbononoka kurega!
640
00:43:34,209 --> 00:43:38,667
Haagone murombo intestinal utachiona chete
kumborara zvakafanira kamwe chete?
641
00:43:38,668 --> 00:43:42,125
Chii mu...?
Uri weirdo rudzii?
642
00:43:42,126 --> 00:43:44,708
Ini?
Ini handisi weirdo!
643
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,042
Ini ndiri chaizvo zvakajairika.
644
00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:49,042
Muchawana zviuru zvakafanana neni
645
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,001
- mune zvese zviri munyika.
646
00:44:01,501 --> 00:44:04,792
Ini ndiri
647
00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:07,000
E. coli, shamwari
648
00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:09,125
Ehe, murume ane manyemwe chaiwo
649
00:44:09,126 --> 00:44:12,333
Uye ndinogara mubhobho
Kwandinoita tumwe tunhu twakawanda
650
00:44:12,334 --> 00:44:14,792
Asi ndinogonawo kuenda kunze
rwendo kana ndichida
651
00:44:14,793 --> 00:44:19,208
Uye kana vanhu vasina kugeza maoko avo
Ndinogona kuvauraya, nekuti zvinonakidza!
652
00:44:19,209 --> 00:44:24,375
Uye kwete, havatombofaniri kubata
tsvina zvakananga.
Ndinowaridza chikafu, ndinosanganiswa nemvura
653
00:44:24,376 --> 00:44:29,126
Uye usati watomboverenga kusvika kune matatu,
Ndakaita kuti hupenyu hwavo huve gehena
654
00:44:35,668 --> 00:44:38,792
Oh hongu! Ndanga ndakamirira
kuputika kwakanaka.
655
00:44:38,793 --> 00:44:41,083
Pane chirikuzoitika pano!
656
00:44:41,084 --> 00:44:43,918
Tinofanira kutora nzvimbo.
Tichafa kana tikagara pano.
657
00:44:44,043 --> 00:44:46,375
Asi wadii kungoenda?
658
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:48,083
Go?
Tingaenda kupi?
659
00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:49,500
Duh!
660
00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:51,667
Kuwedzera matumbu!
661
00:44:51,668 --> 00:44:56,418
Nguva yandakapedzisira kuitarisa yaive
yakavharwa nehuwandu hwakawanda hwe
waste.
662
00:44:57,001 --> 00:44:58,584
Iwe unongofanirwa kutsenga nzira yako kuburikidza nazvo!
663
00:45:09,001 --> 00:45:11,042
Vamwe
664
00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:14,083
Zvinogona kunzi tad kutsveyama
665
00:45:14,084 --> 00:45:17,918
Nekuti hapana kana nani
pane kundiitira tsvina
666
00:45:18,043 --> 00:45:20,625
Ehe, inonaka kwazvo
Kwandiri zvinongonaka
667
00:45:20,626 --> 00:45:25,292
Inonaka zvakapetwa kachuru
kupfuura keke kana mbatatisi dzakabikwa
668
00:45:25,293 --> 00:45:28,042
Handigoni kuzvidzora
Inonaka kwazvo
669
00:45:28,043 --> 00:45:30,458
Ini ndichadya chero chinhu chiri pamenyu
asi ndoda kusvetuka chibage
670
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:32,876
Nekuti kutaura chokwadi inonaka
kunge crap
671
00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:36,709
But not like crap chaiyo iyo
zvinonaka zvikuru!
Nam-nam!
672
00:45:38,293 --> 00:45:41,417
Mukomana akanaka
Uye anogonawo kuimba!
673
00:45:41,418 --> 00:45:45,750
Kana ndikarangarira zvakanaka ... matumbu
enda kumusoro nemukati, handiti?
674
00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:49,876
Uye piss inogadzirwa kumusoro uko uko zvese
tsvina inogadzirwa zvakare.
675
00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:52,625
Piss?
Chii ichocho?
676
00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:54,500
Piss?
Zvakanaka...
677
00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:56,833
Imhando ye-
678
00:45:56,834 --> 00:46:00,750
- mimhanzi yekutamba inoenda sezvakaita
zvakaipa, zvakaipa.
679
00:46:00,751 --> 00:46:05,083
Kwete. Ndiyo mhinduro ye organic uye inorganic
mishonga-
680
00:46:05,084 --> 00:46:07,583
- iyo inobudiswa kuburikidza neitsvo.
Inonziwo weti.
681
00:46:07,584 --> 00:46:11,668
Simeni!
Uri nhubu yakashata!
682
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:18,667
Tinogona kuita nzira yedu kumudumbu acid,
tora nzira yedu nemudumbu-
683
00:46:18,668 --> 00:46:22,375
- kubuditswa neweti uye
kushambira nemhepo inobuda muurethra.
684
00:46:22,376 --> 00:46:26,292
Tobva tapinda mubeche
zvichienda kuchibereko!
685
00:46:26,293 --> 00:46:28,500
Nguva ino yakananga kugomba rekurudyi.
686
00:46:28,501 --> 00:46:31,667
Imbomira zvishoma, VaE. Coli.
Zvimwe unogona kutibatsira.
687
00:46:31,668 --> 00:46:37,333
Pamwe unogona kudya zvako
bundu riya rinovharira matumbu?
688
00:46:37,334 --> 00:46:40,583
Izvozvo zvingave zvisiri kunze kwehunhu kwandiri, asi...
689
00:46:40,584 --> 00:46:42,334
Ndoda kiss first.
690
00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:49,125
Zvakanakisa! Mumwe wenyu anotsvoda chinhu ichi paari
muromo wembongoro, ipapo tinogona kuenda.
691
00:46:49,126 --> 00:46:52,709
Handisi kutsvoda chimedu chinosemesa
yetsvina pamuromo wake une tsvina!
692
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:05,042
Ini ndanga ndichitarisira zvakawanda zvekunaka kweNutella,
asi izvo zvaive zvishoma ... umami.
693
00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:07,458
Kiss yangu yekutanga. Haikwanise kunyunyuta.
694
00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:11,250
Ok, wawana zvawaida. Tora
isu kune acid yemudumbu.
695
00:47:11,251 --> 00:47:13,500
Ehe, zorora!
696
00:47:13,501 --> 00:47:15,501
Hapana chekunetsa.
697
00:47:20,251 --> 00:47:23,626
Ok, ngatitarisei!
698
00:47:26,459 --> 00:47:29,501
Zvakanaka zvinogara zvichinakidza
dzidza nezve tsika itsva, huh?
699
00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:37,168
Izvi zvaive gooood shit!
700
00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,459
Chii mugehena?
701
00:47:53,084 --> 00:47:54,833
Disappear!
702
00:47:54,834 --> 00:47:57,876
Fucking cream!
Unofunga kuti iwe ndiwe ani?
703
00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:01,292
Unofunga kuti unogona kuhura neni?
Unofunga kuti unogona kundimisa?
704
00:48:01,293 --> 00:48:03,292
Sezvaanokodzera.
705
00:48:03,293 --> 00:48:04,918
Vanyengeri.
706
00:48:08,459 --> 00:48:10,500
Ndeipi nzira yatinofanira kuenda nayo zvino, Bonerson?
707
00:48:10,501 --> 00:48:12,250
Hapana zano, Rimsmith.
708
00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:15,542
Sevamwe varume vese, ini handisi nyanzvi
kana zvasvika kumukadzi.
709
00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:18,208
Dzikama.
Ndichazvichengeta izvi.
710
00:48:18,209 --> 00:48:21,167
Tarisa izvi.
Tinogona kuva nekakudya kadiki
711
00:48:21,168 --> 00:48:25,458
Tigere apa tichizviyera.
Nguva dzose zviri nani kufunga padumbu rakazara.
712
00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:31,500
- Ndizvo zvinotaurwa naVulva-Marie zvakadaro.
- Ndiyo ham uye chizi chejongwe chandinoona?
713
00:48:31,501 --> 00:48:35,500
Chikafu!?
Imi varume muri kufunga nezvechikafu izvozvi?!
714
00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:37,583
Ndinofanira kuita zvinhu zvose ndoga here?
715
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:40,667
Kukumbira kwanyanya here
imi mose kuti mupewo here?
716
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:44,418
Fucking idiots!
Amateurs! Meatheads!
717
00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:51,125
Aihwa!
Dammit!
718
00:48:51,126 --> 00:48:54,417
Sezvo ndisina kukwana
maroketi enyu mese,-
719
00:48:54,418 --> 00:48:58,626
- isu tichangofanira kuva yedu yakajairika
cummy vakangwara.
720
00:49:10,168 --> 00:49:14,250
Limp-dicked sausage!
shiri dzakakombama!
721
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:17,792
Awkward pissypants, zvakawanda zvako!
722
00:49:17,793 --> 00:49:20,083
Huya Bonerson, dzikama.
723
00:49:20,084 --> 00:49:21,708
Ibva munzira!
724
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,209
Chenjerera!
725
00:49:28,293 --> 00:49:30,876
Chekupedzisira pane zai rakaora!
726
00:49:33,376 --> 00:49:35,501
Kwete! Spunky!
727
00:49:36,459 --> 00:49:40,584
Chifuva changu chinorwadza!
Ndinofunga kuti mumwe wavo akanditora, varume.
728
00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:44,333
Ndinonzwa munyu. Ndiri kufa here?
729
00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:48,000
Ndichakutaurirai chokwadi.
Waitarisa nani.
730
00:49:48,001 --> 00:49:51,668
Munofunga kuti kune sperm-denga here, shefu?
731
00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:55,500
Unofunga kuti ndava kuenda kusperm-yedenga manje?
732
00:49:55,501 --> 00:49:58,459
Zvechokwadi, kana zviri izvo iwe
wana nyaradzo mu...
733
00:49:59,251 --> 00:50:02,542
Unogona here kutaura chimwe chinhu kuna Vulva-Marie kwandiri?
734
00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:04,542
Chokwadi, chingondiudza kuti chii.
735
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,001
Zviburitse, chero chinhu zvachose!
736
00:50:07,126 --> 00:50:08,708
Muudze.... muudze...
737
00:50:08,709 --> 00:50:11,000
- kuti anofanira kumira ...
738
00:50:11,001 --> 00:50:14,708
- kushandira iyo bukkake keke rake-
739
00:50:14,709 --> 00:50:17,501
- nguva yese yekutamba.
740
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:23,668
Aihwa!
Usaenda.
741
00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:27,668
Rimsmith?
742
00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:32,417
- Pave neshanduko muzvirongwa.
- Oh hongu?
743
00:50:32,418 --> 00:50:34,458
Mapatya.
744
00:50:34,459 --> 00:50:36,293
Mapatya?
745
00:50:48,334 --> 00:50:50,500
Horaiti!
746
00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:52,458
Zvese zvakanaka, Mr. E. coli?
747
00:50:52,459 --> 00:50:56,708
Ndinofunga kuti ndangodya chimwe chinhu chinoshamisa.
Ndicho chinhu chakaipisisa chandati ndamboravira.
748
00:50:56,709 --> 00:50:58,626
Ndinofunga yaiva...
749
00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:00,708
Zvokudya.
750
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,375
Zvokudya?
751
00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:05,000
-Izvo zvinofanira kureva ...
- The poop percentage iri kudonha.
752
00:51:05,001 --> 00:51:09,125
- Tiri kuswedera pedyo nemudumbu.
- Fungidzira izvozvo! Mabhuku acho akanga akarurama.
753
00:51:09,126 --> 00:51:12,750
Mboro yakabatana nedumbu!
Takazviita!
754
00:51:12,751 --> 00:51:14,209
Hurray!
755
00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:19,042
Okay, vadikani sperm buds.
Farewell!
756
00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:21,792
Uye ndiani anoziva?
Pamwe tichaonana kunze uko zvakare?
757
00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:25,543
Kana wakashata pakugeza maoko kana
kupinda mu rimming!
758
00:51:26,168 --> 00:51:27,625
Chii chiri rimming?
759
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:31,792
Nguva ichataura, Simeni!
Nguva ichataura!
760
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:34,418
Ndatenda nerubatsiro rwenyu, VaE. coli!
761
00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:44,333
Nzvimbo iyi yakatokura-
762
00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:49,417
- kupfuura Sack City's hombe themepark,
Jizzneyland!
763
00:51:49,418 --> 00:51:51,333
Ichi chii?
764
00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:53,458
Uyu muto wemagaro uyo...
765
00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:57,375
- zvakanaka, inowira pasi muhutu.
766
00:51:57,376 --> 00:51:59,709
Kwete, ndiyo acid yemudumbu.
767
00:51:59,834 --> 00:52:03,500
Apa ndipo panogaya muviri muviri wese
zvinotora mukati.
768
00:52:03,501 --> 00:52:05,792
Unoona shaft iri uko? Ndiko kune chikafu
inobva.
769
00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:09,542
Uye kumusoro uko kune imwe nzvimbo
muromo nemusoro.
770
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,918
Muromo!
Hongu, muromo.
771
00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:14,876
Mhinduro yemuviri wepamusoro kusikarudzi.
772
00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:18,417
Kana tikayambuka tisina
yakanyungudutswa nemudumbu acid,
773
00:52:18,418 --> 00:52:21,667
- tinogona kutevera urethra pasi
kugomba chairo.
774
00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:25,833
Simen, unoshamisa kwazvo!
775
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:29,459
Saka nemamwe mazwi, chatinongoda chete mudziyo?
776
00:52:35,334 --> 00:52:39,208
Sei igwa richinhuwa se tutti frutti?
777
00:52:39,209 --> 00:52:41,709
Hezvo izvo!
Chamupupuri!
778
00:52:42,834 --> 00:52:45,293
Ndinovimba mese hamurwarirwe negungwa zviri nyore.
779
00:53:00,709 --> 00:53:03,750
Tendeuka!
Svika, Simeni, ushambire!
780
00:53:03,751 --> 00:53:07,333
- Kwete kwete kwete, tiri kunanga munzira kwayo.
- Iyo yakakurumbira Vaginagara Falls!
781
00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:10,293
Handitendi kuti tinoona izvi nemaziso edu!
782
00:53:11,209 --> 00:53:12,833
Tiri kuenda zasi uko?
783
00:53:12,834 --> 00:53:15,293
Iwe unobheja mabhora ako isu!
784
00:53:44,501 --> 00:53:45,793
Aihwa!
785
00:53:54,876 --> 00:53:56,584
Huya, Cumilla!
786
00:54:05,084 --> 00:54:08,500
Tinofanira kushandisa tambo dzinoshamisa idzi
kana chero fuck ivo -
787
00:54:08,501 --> 00:54:10,750
- uye tizvirovere pachedu
mboro!
788
00:54:10,751 --> 00:54:13,375
Isa uremu hwako mazviri!
Tinofanira kuzvisundira pamusoro.
789
00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,709
Chembera kunge nyutsa yedhara!
790
00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:22,709
Inotaridzika seFrench-fry dinner kubva
nezuro ane bid adieu.
791
00:54:23,501 --> 00:54:25,626
- Aihwa!
- Handeyi nazvo!
792
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:48,334
- Thank Cock, ndinofunga aita.
- Chii chaakadya?
793
00:54:53,459 --> 00:54:56,293
Yakagadzirwa nebvudzi remubeche, huh?
794
00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,876
Aihwa!
795
00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:03,625
- Aftersquirt!
- Dzimwe nguva zvinenge zvakanaka zvakakwana.
796
00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,667
Zvinofadza kusangana nemi mose,-
797
00:55:06,668 --> 00:55:08,333
- shamwari!
798
00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:10,251
Ndinokuda!
799
00:55:14,251 --> 00:55:16,793
Jens!
Hey muka.
800
00:55:17,876 --> 00:55:19,542
Ndakarara sedombo.
801
00:55:19,543 --> 00:55:24,375
Hapana chinokuita kuti urare zviri nani pane zvakanaka
orgasm. Ndiri right here kana kuti ndiri right?
802
00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:27,708
Oh hongu.
Huya, pfeka. Zuva rabuda.
803
00:55:27,709 --> 00:55:30,417
Haikona kungopambadza zuva rose
akarara.
804
00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:34,126
Ehe, ndinogona.
Ndakazviita kakawanda kare.
805
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,501
Ko mu genital warts...!?
806
00:55:40,209 --> 00:55:42,458
Akaita manyemwe here kana kuti chii?
807
00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:45,000
I spermicide cream.
808
00:55:45,001 --> 00:55:47,125
Zvakangofanana nekucheka keke,-
809
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:50,626
- kunze kwekuti haisi pakiki uye
inouraya urume.
810
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:55,709
Swim!
Shambira wakananga kuNirvana.
811
00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:04,792
Huya, ngatidhonze kubva pakiti!
812
00:56:04,793 --> 00:56:06,500
Loadtastic!
813
00:56:06,501 --> 00:56:09,334
Asi isu tichiri kufanira kubata Jizzmo!
814
00:56:10,084 --> 00:56:13,792
Ivo havangokanda mapfumo pasi, huh?
Unspermally yakaoma!
815
00:56:13,793 --> 00:56:15,458
Zvakanaka, zvakanaka.
816
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:19,001
Fungidzira isu tinofanira kukanda mukati
cum tauro kwavari, ipapo.
817
00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:24,042
Rimsmith, chenjera!
818
00:56:24,043 --> 00:56:25,834
Akapotsa!
819
00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:32,876
Kureba kwazvo, vanoyamwa!
820
00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:36,168
Next stop:
Egg cell station!
821
00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:41,668
Vanokurumidza kupfuura isu!
822
00:56:43,584 --> 00:56:44,918
Professor!
823
00:56:48,418 --> 00:56:51,583
Ita kuti ndidade, Simen naCumilla.
824
00:56:51,584 --> 00:56:53,458
Tsvaga chiedza-
825
00:56:53,459 --> 00:56:55,792
- uye ita kuti ndizvikudze!
826
00:56:55,793 --> 00:57:00,375
Uye ziva kuti ndakafa ndichiita
zvandaida:
827
00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:01,751
Kurarama!
828
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:07,292
Unofanira kutora zvinhu mumaoko ako
kubva zvino zvichienda mberi, Bonerson, shamwari yangu yekare.
829
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,000
Old?
830
00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:12,500
Handiti takangosangana manheru chete?
831
00:57:12,501 --> 00:57:16,792
Bata kuna Jizzmo uye ukunde zai.
Zvedu tese. Nditsivirei.
832
00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:20,458
Zano raive rekuti isu tive
mapatya pamwechete.
833
00:57:20,459 --> 00:57:26,167
Icho hachisi chinhu chekuvavarira. Vanofanira kugovana
zvose. Hembe. Vakadzi. Candy.
834
00:57:26,168 --> 00:57:29,125
Iwe haugone kundisiya ikozvino!
835
00:57:29,126 --> 00:57:33,375
Shambira kure, Bonerson. Varatidze
zvawakaitwa. Climax,
Bonerson.
836
00:57:33,376 --> 00:57:38,001
Uye yeuka: ani nani anobudisa urume
chekupedzisira, chinobuda urume zvakanyanya!
837
00:57:40,793 --> 00:57:43,126
Aihwa!
838
00:57:46,876 --> 00:57:49,168
Aihwa!
839
00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:56,000
Aihwa!
840
00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:58,625
Simeni!
Handeyi nazvo!
841
00:57:58,626 --> 00:58:00,543
Hatigoni kumira zvino
842
00:58:04,168 --> 00:58:07,793
Kusvika kwaunoenda
mu T kubvisa 0.1 millimeter.
843
00:58:18,334 --> 00:58:21,251
Hongu, zvechokwadi.
Heino chibereko!
844
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:28,251
Shit, yakanaka kwazvo! Zvinoita senge
mutambo wevhidhiyo unotyisa chaizvo.
845
00:58:29,834 --> 00:58:31,583
Kunzwa kurwara?
846
00:58:31,584 --> 00:58:36,083
Aiwa, ndoda kunge ndakachengeteka pane urombo,
tichifunga zvakaitika nezuro.
847
00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:38,208
- Nguva dzose zvakanaka ...
-Kuva nechokwadi zvachose.
848
00:58:38,209 --> 00:58:40,625
- Ndizvozvo.
- Ehe ndizvo?
849
00:58:40,626 --> 00:58:42,708
- Unozviwana.
- Ndiri mukubvumirana zvachose.
850
00:58:42,709 --> 00:58:44,168
Kugona.
851
00:58:53,584 --> 00:58:56,084
Pane chiri kushaikwa pano.
852
00:58:59,876 --> 00:59:03,375
Cumputer!
Ndipei nzvimbo yezai sero!
853
00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:07,375
Sero rezai riripo. Zai sero
iri kunze kwenzvimbo.
854
00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:10,583
Chikonzero: regret projectile activated
...
855
00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:12,667
Hure rakamwa piritsi rePlan B!?
856
00:59:12,668 --> 00:59:17,792
Ndisvire muharare! Kana paine chinhu chimwe chete chandinovenga,
vanhu vanodemba zvese!
857
00:59:17,793 --> 00:59:20,459
Oh, Cuputer!
Ndinoda kufa chete!
858
00:59:21,334 --> 00:59:24,500
Kuzviuraya kutevedzana kutanga
muT minus 30.
859
00:59:24,501 --> 00:59:27,168
- 29, 28...
- Kanzura! Undo! Undo!
860
00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:30,293
Kuzviuraya-kutevedzana kwabviswa.
861
00:59:33,084 --> 00:59:35,751
Huya
Tave kuswedera pedyo!
862
00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:39,543
Takarasika here?
863
00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:47,876
Aihwa!
864
00:59:50,168 --> 00:59:53,542
Ndeupi rudzi rweparanoid yakafara
865
00:59:53,543 --> 00:59:59,292
- anoshandisa makondomu, spermicide nemapiritsi eplan-B?
866
00:59:59,293 --> 01:00:04,667
Cumputer. Ndipei fungidziro yekuti ndinokwanisa kwenguva yakareba sei
kupona mugomba iri.
867
01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:10,042
Pasina kupihwa kana kuchajazve
uchagara kweT minus 32 maminetsi.
868
01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:13,417
Uye kusvika rini
Piritsi rePlan-B rinopera here?
869
01:00:13,418 --> 01:00:16,918
Mushonga hafu yeupenyu ndeye
...43 maawa.
870
01:00:17,043 --> 01:00:18,667
maawa 43?!
871
01:00:18,668 --> 01:00:20,751
Chii nhai...
872
01:00:21,459 --> 01:00:24,167
Unoziva nei izvi zvichiitika, huh?
873
01:00:24,168 --> 01:00:26,209
Imhosva yako!
874
01:00:26,334 --> 01:00:27,833
Ndaive neplan.
875
01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:29,750
Ndakanga ndakagadzirira!
876
01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:32,500
Asi mumwe wevanofarira-
877
01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:34,792
- inofanira kunge yakarova tsinga kana chimwe chinhu!
878
01:00:34,793 --> 01:00:37,708
Akabatwa nemahormone ake.
Zvakamutyisa.
879
01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:40,625
Mumwe wenyu, pamwe zvakanyanya.
880
01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:44,209
Asi kana ndikafira pano ...
881
01:00:45,126 --> 01:00:47,083
zvishoma ndicha-
882
01:00:47,084 --> 01:00:49,000
- kufa wega!
883
01:00:49,001 --> 01:00:52,417
Kuita kuparadza
zvese sperm cells mumatatu...
884
01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:53,792
Kwete!
885
01:00:53,793 --> 01:00:55,626
Mira ipapo!
886
01:01:00,543 --> 01:01:02,876
Rega ndiende, iwe gonye rakura!
887
01:01:04,834 --> 01:01:06,542
Chii iwe...
888
01:01:06,543 --> 01:01:10,126
Guten tag,
buenos dias, buorre beaivi...
(Mangwanani muchiGerman, Spanish, Northern Sami)
889
01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:14,834
Wokuona uri mutoilet bowel, iwe dingleberry!
890
01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:22,000
Nehurombo handifunge kuti ndinogona kutora chikamu,
asi wakasununguka kuti hey kune ese mabuds angu.
891
01:01:22,001 --> 01:01:24,500
Uchiri kufunga kuti ungandikunda here?
892
01:01:24,501 --> 01:01:26,042
Nemuswe mumwe.
893
01:01:26,043 --> 01:01:29,333
Cumputer.
Zviparadze kuzviparadza.
894
01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:33,251
Kuzviparadza kuita
muT minus 30 seconds.
895
01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:39,668
30, 29, 28, 27, 26...
896
01:01:45,459 --> 01:01:47,376
Zai riripi?
897
01:01:56,793 --> 01:02:00,042
...8, 7, 6, 5...
898
01:02:00,043 --> 01:02:02,542
Climax, Jizzmo.
899
01:02:02,543 --> 01:02:05,542
...3, 2, 1.
900
01:02:05,543 --> 01:02:07,543
Maita basa nhasi.
901
01:02:19,376 --> 01:02:22,500
Shit, kwanga kwakanakisa kuuya
nezuro.
902
01:02:22,501 --> 01:02:26,293
- Ehe.
- Ndakauya kusvira zvakaoma. Ini chete...
903
01:02:27,459 --> 01:02:30,709
- Zvakanga zvakafanana kwauri here?
- Ehe, asi uhh ...
904
01:02:31,626 --> 01:02:33,458
Nekuti wakauya...
905
01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:35,500
Pawakauya.
Rudyi?
906
01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,167
Okay, handina kuuya.
907
01:02:37,168 --> 01:02:41,125
- Handifaniri kuuya.
- Chokwadi unofanira kuuya. Zvakanaka izvo zvinoreva kuti
handina...
908
01:02:41,126 --> 01:02:45,542
- Aiwa, hazvina kukosha kwandiri.
- Asi zvakakosha kwandiri!
909
01:02:45,543 --> 01:02:48,000
Ndinoda kuti uuye.
910
01:02:48,001 --> 01:02:49,500
Unofanira!
911
01:02:49,501 --> 01:02:51,376
Zvakanaka?
912
01:02:59,668 --> 01:03:01,083
Zvakanaka, zvakanaka ...
913
01:03:01,084 --> 01:03:02,793
Mhoro!
914
01:03:06,084 --> 01:03:07,417
Ini...
915
01:03:07,418 --> 01:03:10,583
Ini chaizvo, ndinoda chaizvo kuhura
iwe zvakare.
916
01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:12,667
Fuck iwe kwenguva refu uye zvakaoma.
917
01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:15,792
Ndakambofungira mboro iya
usiku hwose.
918
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:19,167
Oh, iyo yakanaka, mboro hombe yako!
919
01:03:19,168 --> 01:03:24,083
Ndichakusvira zvekuti unofenda. Iwe uri
ndichaita kaviri concussion.
920
01:03:24,084 --> 01:03:26,792
Uye ini ndichakurova zvakanyanya.
921
01:03:26,793 --> 01:03:31,667
Uye ndichabvarura mboro yako.
Bvura ipapo uye ushandise se dildo.
922
01:03:31,668 --> 01:03:35,708
Paunenge wakangorara uchibuda ropa
uye ingonditarisai pandinouya!
923
01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:37,876
- Zvakanaka?
- Ehe.
924
01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:44,625
- Shit. Ndinoreva kuti, “kubuda ropa kusvika pakufa”?
- Ndine urombo, izvo zvaive zvishoma ...
925
01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:47,500
Tinofanira kungodzidzira izvozvo zvishoma.
926
01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:49,125
Se...
927
01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,792
Sezvakaita Adhamu naEvha.
928
01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:53,042
Kunze kwaAdhamu naEvha-
929
01:03:53,043 --> 01:03:56,333
- haana kuita anal pahusiku hwekutanga.
930
01:03:56,334 --> 01:03:57,708
Ichokwadi.
931
01:03:57,709 --> 01:04:00,793
Kana kuti, isu hatigone kunyatsoziva.
932
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:17,293
Bonerson akazvipira.
933
01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:20,084
Tarirai!
934
01:04:37,501 --> 01:04:40,293
Hazvina kupera!
Handeyi nazvo!
935
01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,542
Oww!
936
01:04:46,543 --> 01:04:48,417
Shit!
937
01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:50,293
Ndochii ichocho?
938
01:04:57,084 --> 01:04:58,459
Huya, Cumilla!
939
01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:13,834
Zvese zvakanaka here?
940
01:05:15,668 --> 01:05:17,084
Ndawana!
941
01:05:29,501 --> 01:05:30,833
Handeyi nazvo!
942
01:05:30,834 --> 01:05:33,292
Kekupedzisira!
943
01:05:33,293 --> 01:05:34,668
Izvi ndizvo!
944
01:05:52,293 --> 01:05:54,292
Aihwa!
Kwete iwe!
945
01:05:54,293 --> 01:05:57,750
Kamwe karumwa, kaviri kunyara!
946
01:05:57,751 --> 01:06:01,584
- Aihwa!
- Kamwe kurumwa, kaviri kunyara!
947
01:06:06,501 --> 01:06:08,501
Ndiri kuseka! Ndiri kuseka!
948
01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:14,251
Cumilla!
949
01:06:18,334 --> 01:06:21,708
Shit, ndiri kuuyawo.
Ndiri kuuyawo!
950
01:06:21,709 --> 01:06:25,125
Ingo buritsa,
ingorangarira kuburitsa!
951
01:06:25,126 --> 01:06:26,834
Yabba-dabba-doo!
952
01:06:31,376 --> 01:06:33,500
Horaiti!
953
01:06:33,501 --> 01:06:35,459
Help!
Ndibatsire!
954
01:06:36,001 --> 01:06:37,793
Jens!
955
01:06:43,043 --> 01:06:44,625
Cumilla!
956
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:47,126
Cumilla, batsira!
957
01:06:48,501 --> 01:06:50,750
Jens!
958
01:06:50,751 --> 01:06:52,584
Stop!
Mira!
959
01:07:00,209 --> 01:07:01,834
Jens!
960
01:07:02,376 --> 01:07:04,001
Mirai!
961
01:07:05,376 --> 01:07:09,708
Wasps ane yero uye dema. Ndizvo chete zvatinazvo?
Sei tisingazive zvakawanda nezvemavu?
962
01:07:09,709 --> 01:07:11,751
Ngatiedzei flashback.
963
01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:15,542
- Ruva ndiye sabhuku!
- Ruva ndiye mukuru!
964
01:07:15,543 --> 01:07:17,751
Remekedza ruva!
965
01:07:19,084 --> 01:07:20,542
Handeyi nazvo!
966
01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:22,293
Jens!
967
01:07:29,293 --> 01:07:33,668
Batsira chifananidzo chako chizadzikise
magumo ake.
968
01:07:35,168 --> 01:07:36,751
Never!
969
01:07:50,168 --> 01:07:51,751
Jizzus Kristu!
970
01:08:17,418 --> 01:08:19,376
Handeyi nazvo.
971
01:08:31,168 --> 01:08:33,458
Shit!
Vaenda here?
972
01:08:33,459 --> 01:08:35,708
Ehe.
Zvese zvakanaka here?
973
01:08:35,709 --> 01:08:38,668
Uh...
... zvinorwadza.
974
01:08:40,001 --> 01:08:42,417
Zvinoita sei ... tarisa?
975
01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:45,667
Ndinoreva kuti hongu uh ... zvinoratidzika zvakanaka.
976
01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:48,375
Ndichangoona kana ndikawana zvimwe...
977
01:08:48,376 --> 01:08:50,751
Usatarise pasi!
978
01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:55,334
Hei Jens?
979
01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:59,458
Ndinongoda kuti-
980
01:08:59,459 --> 01:09:02,000
- thanks kune "fucktastic" vhiki yevhiki.
981
01:09:02,001 --> 01:09:04,418
Ndinokutendaiwo.
982
01:09:22,584 --> 01:09:24,500
Hei, Cumilla?
983
01:09:24,501 --> 01:09:27,500
Ndinofara kuti handina kusara
mu ballsack.
984
01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:30,417
Ndinofara kuti ndauya pane izvi
rwendo.
985
01:09:30,418 --> 01:09:32,293
Newe.
986
01:09:33,584 --> 01:09:38,001
- Ndinokuda, Cumilla.
- Ndinokudawo, Simen.
987
01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:42,708
Iwe unoziva kuti patinopinda imomo-
988
01:09:42,709 --> 01:09:44,500
- zvose zvapera
989
01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:46,292
Rwendo rwapera.
990
01:09:46,293 --> 01:09:48,125
Ehe.
991
01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:50,876
Asi rwendo rwakadini!
992
01:09:52,168 --> 01:09:54,292
- Uri kuuya here?
- Ndiri kuuya.
993
01:09:54,293 --> 01:09:56,334
Zvakaoma.
994
01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:19,543
Uye miedzo yese inotaridzika zvakanaka.
995
01:10:20,543 --> 01:10:23,876
Ingotora izvi
uye ipapo nzira inotanga.
996
01:10:24,001 --> 01:10:25,708
Zviri nyore saizvozvi.
997
01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:28,458
Saka, une nguva yakareba sei
vese vanga vari pamwe chete?
998
01:10:28,459 --> 01:10:30,542
Matanhatu....masvondo.
999
01:10:30,543 --> 01:10:32,876
Mavhiki matanhatu, hongu.
1000
01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:35,125
Zvakanaka zvinoenda pasina kutaura izvozvo -
1001
01:10:35,126 --> 01:10:38,083
- imi mose hamuna kugadzirira izvi.
Uye izvozvo zvakanaka chose.
1002
01:10:38,084 --> 01:10:39,876
- Une mabasa here?
- Kwete.
1003
01:10:40,001 --> 01:10:41,918
- An imba?
- Kwete.
1004
01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:45,167
- Chikoro?
- Ndakapedza chikoro chesekondari muchirimo.
1005
01:10:45,168 --> 01:10:49,458
Saka mune zvese zviri mberi kwenyu vakomana.
Pamwe pamwe chete, pamwe kwete.
1006
01:10:49,459 --> 01:10:50,876
Ndiani anoziva?
1007
01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:53,750
Asi ingoshandisa dziviriro nguva inotevera, zvakanaka?
1008
01:10:53,751 --> 01:10:55,458
Asi ndaka...
1009
01:10:55,459 --> 01:10:57,625
Uye ndoitawo...
1010
01:10:57,626 --> 01:10:59,126
Nyangwe.
1011
01:10:59,751 --> 01:11:04,042
- Senge, zvese zvakanaka?
- Lisa, mudiwa, zvese zvakanaka.
1012
01:11:04,043 --> 01:11:06,543
Hongu ndizvo.
Nekuti rangarira...
1013
01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:10,292
Kana iwe wakazviwanira iwe
dick
1014
01:11:10,293 --> 01:11:13,625
Uye pamwe hazvina kutora nguva yakareba kudaro
1015
01:11:13,626 --> 01:11:15,833
uye kunyangwe zai rikawana kakupoka
1016
01:11:15,834 --> 01:11:20,001
yemurume ... caviar
1017
01:11:22,126 --> 01:11:27,626
Zvichiri zvakanaka kutaura
"thanks, but no thanks, not right now"
1018
01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:34,250
Cuz kana usiri kuzvinzwa
1019
01:11:34,251 --> 01:11:39,458
ipapo hausi
1020
01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,376
ready!
1021
01:11:42,209 --> 01:11:44,500
Munhu wose anogona kuyamwa
Munhu wese anogona fuck
1022
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,876
Wese munhu anogona kuyamwa, kunanzva,
pinza mugomba
1023
01:11:47,001 --> 01:11:49,167
Wese munhu anogona kuburitsa mwana kana vatatu
1024
01:11:49,168 --> 01:11:52,293
Asi hazvirevi kuti ipfungwa yakanaka
1025
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:57,376
Munguva pfupi iri kuuya pasi pano pachange pave nemabhiriyoni gumi
1026
01:11:59,001 --> 01:12:02,834
Meatheads anogara pajunkfood uye
makuhwa
1027
01:12:03,751 --> 01:12:08,251
Saka ngatitaurei chokwadi vanangu.
Ngatizvitaure pamwe chete:
1028
01:12:08,793 --> 01:12:12,334
"Tinoda mamwe acho here?"
1029
01:12:13,084 --> 01:12:16,167
Aihwa!
Kana iwe usati wagadzirira, saka iwe hauna kugadzirira
1030
01:12:16,168 --> 01:12:18,583
Vakagadzirira kuva amai
Vakagadzirira kuva baba
1031
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:22,000
Mubvunzo wakaoma
asi pane mhinduro iri nyore:
1032
01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:25,375
Kana usati wagadzirira,
ipapo hausati wagadzirira
1033
01:12:25,376 --> 01:12:29,500
Ndizvo zvazvinoita. Hapana chakaipa ipapo.
Nokuti unofanira kunge wakagadzirira.
1034
01:12:29,501 --> 01:12:31,750
Vanhu vakawanda vanga vari pano
1035
01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:34,208
achirara pabhenji rangu
1036
01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:39,250
Nokuti haufungi nguva dzose
tisati tasvira
1037
01:12:39,251 --> 01:12:41,876
Unogona kuva murombo
1038
01:12:42,001 --> 01:12:45,583
Uye unogona kupfuma
1039
01:12:45,584 --> 01:12:48,542
Asi kana zvisinganzwisisike
1040
01:12:48,543 --> 01:12:53,043
Ingogara pano uparadzire
1041
01:12:53,751 --> 01:12:56,167
Kana usati wagadzirira
Ipapo iwe hausati wagadzirira
1042
01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,500
Vakagadzirira kuva amai
Vakagadzirira kuva baba
1043
01:12:58,501 --> 01:13:01,208
Mubvunzo wakaoma
asi pane mhinduro iri nyore
1044
01:13:01,209 --> 01:13:04,668
- Kana usati wagadzirira ...
- Ipapo iwe hauna kugadzirira!
1045
01:13:07,834 --> 01:13:12,001
Ndakambobvisa nhumbu
Ndichiri mudiki uye ndakanaka
1046
01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:17,083
Ndaida jongwe zvakanyanya,
asi vana kwete zvakanyanya.
1047
01:13:17,084 --> 01:13:21,667
Uye ndakapa pamuviri mushandi wendege muna 2005
1048
01:13:21,668 --> 01:13:26,333
Yakanga iri imwe nguva
Ipapo takaenda kubhizinesi!
1049
01:13:26,334 --> 01:13:28,459
Kana usati wagadzirira,
Ipapo iwe hausati wagadzirira!
1050
01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:31,250
Vakagadzirira kuva amai
Vakagadzirira kuva baba
1051
01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:34,584
- Edza kuwana imbwa kutanga
- Kana kugara pamwe chete semurume nemukadzi
1052
01:13:35,293 --> 01:13:37,292
Asi kana usina kugadzirira
1053
01:13:37,293 --> 01:13:40,418
Kwete, kana usati wagadzirira
1054
01:13:43,626 --> 01:13:47,709
Pane zvimwe zvinhu zvakawanda
Unogona kutambisa hupenyu hwako
1055
01:13:48,209 --> 01:13:52,293
Funga nezvekuwanda kwezvinhu zvakanaka
iri paNetflix izvozvi
1056
01:13:52,751 --> 01:13:57,333
Uye pamwe uchagogodzwa zvakare munguva pfupi
Zviri nyore kuita
1057
01:13:57,334 --> 01:14:02,208
Uye pane zvakawanda zvedu
pasi apa zvakadaro!
1058
01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:04,583
- Muno musaga!
- Enda uchiimba, urume!
1059
01:14:04,584 --> 01:14:06,793
Muno musaga!
1060
01:14:07,418 --> 01:14:09,293
Muno musaga!
1061
01:14:09,751 --> 01:14:14,500
- Hezvino zvasvika!
- Muno musaga!
1062
01:14:14,501 --> 01:14:20,584
Munguva pfupi iri kuuya pasi pano pachange pave nemabhiriyoni gumi
1063
01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:27,209
Nyama dzenyama dzinorarama nejunkfood
uye makuhwa
1064
01:14:29,043 --> 01:14:34,376
Mubvunzo wakaoma
asi ine mhinduro iri nyore
1065
01:14:34,918 --> 01:14:37,793
Kana usati wagadzirira
1066
01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,667
Ipapo iwe hausati wagadzirira
1067
01:14:40,668 --> 01:14:44,459
Ready!
1068
01:14:50,126 --> 01:14:54,000
Kwete, hausati wagadzirira!
Hauna kugadzirira!
1069
01:14:54,001 --> 01:14:58,292
Haa mwana, hausati wagadzirira
1070
01:14:58,293 --> 01:14:59,918
Uye ndizvo zvakanaka
1071
01:15:00,043 --> 01:15:01,833
Hongu, zvakanaka
1072
01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:05,293
Haufanire kunge wakagadzirira!
1073
01:15:13,418 --> 01:15:17,375
- Uri kunzwa mushe here?
- Ehe, ndinofunga kudaro.
1074
01:15:17,376 --> 01:15:20,126
- Ndine hurombo.
- Yechii?
1075
01:15:20,543 --> 01:15:22,667
Iwe ndiwe urikurova zvakanyanya.
1076
01:15:22,668 --> 01:15:27,250
Ndiwe, woga, unofanira kupfuura
zvose izvi, nokuda kwezvatakaita.
1077
01:15:27,251 --> 01:15:29,708
Asi iwe uneni pano, handizvo here?
1078
01:15:29,709 --> 01:15:31,167
Nzira yose.
1079
01:15:31,168 --> 01:15:33,500
Zvakanaka ipapo handisi ndega mushure mezvose.
1080
01:15:33,501 --> 01:15:36,876
Kwete.
Saka... Chii zvino?
1081
01:15:37,001 --> 01:15:39,417
Zvakadini nefirimu, pamwe?
1082
01:15:39,418 --> 01:15:40,833
Ehe!
1083
01:15:40,834 --> 01:15:45,542
Chokwadi. Zvakadini naIshe weRings?
Ndichangobva kuwana yakakosha edition paBlu-ray.
1084
01:15:45,543 --> 01:15:49,125
Kana kuti Star Wars. Wekupedzisira
ichangobuda muUltra HD.
1085
01:15:49,126 --> 01:15:51,792
Kutonhora.
Zvakadini navo vose?
1086
01:15:51,793 --> 01:15:53,292
- Pamwe chete?
- Ehe?
1087
01:15:53,293 --> 01:15:56,876
Ndikanwa piritsi iri, rinotora maviri
mazuva okuti ishande.
1088
01:15:57,001 --> 01:15:59,500
Tinogona kungozvinyima mukati mechinhu chose.
1089
01:15:59,501 --> 01:16:01,876
Pane akambokuudza here-
1090
01:16:02,001 --> 01:16:06,292
- kuti iwe ndiwe wakanakisa, unotonhorera,
musikana akanaka kwazvo akambovapo?
1091
01:16:06,293 --> 01:16:07,708
Ehe.
1092
01:16:07,709 --> 01:16:10,583
Masekonzi maviri chaiwo apfuura.
1093
01:16:10,584 --> 01:16:15,292
Ndinofunga tinofanira kutanga neStar Wars ipapo.
Mubvunzo ndewekuti muhurongwa hupi.
1094
01:16:15,293 --> 01:16:18,918
Tinovatarisa here muhurongwa hwegore rekugadzira,
kana kuti tinotanga nechikamu 1?
1095
01:16:19,043 --> 01:16:22,542
Kana kuti isu tinogonawo kuvatarisa zvachose
kurongeka kwenguva chaiyo.
1096
01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:27,292
Zvichireva kuti tinotanga nechikamu 1, 2, 3 tozotevera
svetuka kuenda kuRogue One.
1097
01:16:27,293 --> 01:16:32,543
Nah tiri kukanganwa Andor. Andor ari
chaizvo prequel kuna Rogue One ...
1098
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:19,084
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