1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,629 Prethodno u Mladi Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:05,589 Znate da g. Rosenbloom sa trgovinom namještaja 3 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:07,229 kod restorana s odrescima? 4 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:08,719 Pozvao me na večeru. 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,250 Je li on tvoj dečko? 6 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,700 Pa, on je jedan od njih, pa nemojmo to spominjati. 7 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:14,209 U redu, što mogu učiniti za vas? 8 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:16,009 Kako je biti Židov? 9 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:18,009 Oh, to je strašno. Ne preporučam. 10 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:20,189 - [ZVONI TELEFON] - Da? 11 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:23,649 Connie, volio bih večerati s tobom večeras. 12 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,349 Ovo je vrlo obećavajuće. 13 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:26,879 SHELDON: Dr. Sturgis i Meemaw 14 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,419 imali prvo spavanje. 15 00:00:28,420 --> 00:00:30,650 To je veliki korak u njihovoj vezi. 16 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:32,889 Idem im čestitati. 17 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:35,500 Hej, obuci jaknu, vani je prohladno. 18 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:39,769 ♪ Previše si dobar da bi bio istinit... ♪ 19 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:43,930 Samo sam te vidio kako jedeš sladoled od vanilije za desert. 20 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,489 - Zašto? - Pa, uzeo sam stranicu 21 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:48,939 od velikog fizičara Richard Feynman. 22 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:50,349 Da bi imali 23 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,180 jedna odluka manje u životu, 24 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:56,710 odlučio je da će desert uvijek budi sladoled od čokolade. 25 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,669 Zvuči kao da bi moglo postati pomalo dosadno. 26 00:00:58,670 --> 00:00:59,919 Oh, ima. 27 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:03,249 Ali u posljednjih 35 godina, 28 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:07,220 Vjerujem da sam uštedio na barem dan i pol. 29 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:09,289 ♪ Oprostite na načinu na koji buljim... ♪ 30 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:12,019 [SMIJEH SE] 31 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:14,400 Pa, moraš dopustiti kuham ti ponekad. 32 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:16,569 Ali uživam kuhati za tebe. 33 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:19,389 To je način izražavanja moje naklonosti. 34 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:22,770 Također mi omogućuje kontrolirati količinu češnjaka, 35 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:24,439 od čega podrigujem. 36 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,409 Pa, ja pravim loš roštilj, 37 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:30,249 i obećavam da ga mogu napraviti bez češnjaka. 38 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,719 izvrsno! 39 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:35,549 Sljedeći put se možete izraziti tvoja naklonost prema meni. 40 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,039 [SMIJE SE] 41 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,060 [ZVONI TELEFON] 42 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:39,319 oprostite 43 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,329 Kladim se da nas Sheldon provjerava. 44 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:43,490 Što? 45 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,290 Connie? Ira je. 46 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,370 [NERVOZNO SE SMIJU]: Hej... Hej... 47 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:49,549 Ja sam, uh... 48 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:50,699 Ja-to je Sheldon. 49 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,280 On... zvuči malo uzrujano. 50 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,600 Odnijet ću ga u drugu sobu. 51 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:54,739 samo... 52 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,910 [PREGRADA GLASNO ZVEČA] 53 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,340 [TIHO]: Zdravo ponovno. 54 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:03,279 Slušaj, pitam se što radiš ovaj vikend. 55 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,819 nedostaješ mi 56 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,659 Cool, cool. 57 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,249 Želiš ići u kino 58 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,989 ili zdjela nekoliko okvira? 59 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:14,259 Uh, znaš, slušaj, to je trenutno nije dobro vrijeme. 60 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,950 Um, došla mi je mala obitelj, 61 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,529 i mogu li te nazvati kasnije? 62 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:20,329 Da. Da, žao mi je. ja-ja ne želim prekidati. 63 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:22,469 Samo mi nedostaje čuti tvoj glas. 64 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:24,969 Pa... evo ga, 65 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,599 izlazi ravno iz mog grla. 66 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,159 Hm, u redu, 67 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,229 pa, uh, uh, bok. 68 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:31,730 doviđenja. 69 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,009 Kako je Sheldon? 70 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,739 - Što? - Sheldone. 71 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,449 Razgovarao si sa Sheldonom. 72 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:42,019 Oh... točno, da. [SMIJE SE] 73 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:45,569 Jeste li znali da on ima slika onog tipa Feynmana 74 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:46,639 u njegovoj spavaćoj sobi? 75 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,459 Što? I ja isto. 76 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,699 Grašak u mahuni. 77 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,390 - [ZVONI TELEFON] - Oh, dovraga. 78 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,860 Oprostite. 79 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:55,979 Da? 80 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:57,069 kako je 81 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:58,539 Opet Sheldon. 82 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,800 Kako misliš "opet"? 83 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:00,849 Govoriti. 84 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:02,750 Nedavno sam pročitao članak 85 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,470 o supravodljivom supersudaraču 86 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,179 koji bi se mogao izgraditi u Texasu. 87 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:07,780 Što s tim? 88 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,209 Pa mislio sam ako bude zatišje 89 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,479 u tvom razgovoru za večerom, 90 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,079 možete slučajno pasti to kao ledolomac. 91 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,649 Naš razgovor za večerom ide sasvim dobro. 92 00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:17,489 Pa, sada ga imate u stražnjem džepu. 93 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,859 nastavi. 94 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,259 - [DIAL TON] - [SMIJE SE] 95 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,590 [POKLJUČI TELEFON] 96 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,999 [PROČISTI GRLO] 97 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,499 Pitanje... hoćemo li biti ulaziti u koitus večeras? 98 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:32,039 Jer vjerujem da sam istegao tetivu 99 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,559 na vožnji biciklom preko. 100 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,449 Zašto nisi nešto rekao? 101 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:38,219 Pa, pokušavao sam pokazati mačizam, 102 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:40,529 ali postaje sve jasnije 103 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:43,079 da postoji nešto nakrivo u mojim preponama. 104 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,949 Oh, Johne... 105 00:03:44,950 --> 00:03:47,239 ne moramo ništa učiniti. 106 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,419 Možemo jednostavno biti zajedno. 107 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,850 Hvala. 108 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,489 Ali ako je tebi svejedno, 109 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:54,959 Želio bih isprobati stari fakultet. 110 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,890 [SMIJEH SE] 111 00:03:57,850 --> 00:04:00,729 ♪ Nitko drugi nije jači od mene ♪ 112 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,530 ♪ Jučer sam pomaknuo planinu ♪ 113 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:06,139 ♪ Kladim se da bih mogao biti tvoj heroj ♪ 114 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:09,049 ♪ Ja sam moćan mali čovjek ♪ 115 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:15,409 - Sinkronizirao i ispravio VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 116 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,449 Izvoli. 117 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,440 Hvala. 118 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,949 Dakle, stvarno ćeš izaći 119 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,389 s ovim momkom iz trgovine namještaja 120 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:24,069 dok viđate dr. Sturgisa? 121 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:26,959 To se zove igranje na terenu. 122 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,689 A da si učinio nešto od toga, 123 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:31,059 ne biste bili osedlani s Blutom unutra. 124 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:32,329 To nije lijepo. 125 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:34,399 I je li to stvarno potrebno? 126 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,130 Talijani ga zovu "corretto". 127 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,749 To znači ispravljanje pića. 128 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:43,009 Dakle, piće bez alkohol u njemu je pogrešan? 129 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,339 Da. 130 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,139 - Talijani znaju što je. - [UZDASI] 131 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,279 U redu, jedno po jedno pitanje. 132 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:53,919 Dakle, stvarno ćeš izlaziti s dva muškarca istovremeno? 133 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,480 - Dvije za koje znaš. - Oh, mama. 134 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:58,619 Hajde, ne budi tako razborita. 135 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,159 Neću imati bebe. 136 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,139 Ne trebaju mi ovi muškarci da se brinu za mene. 137 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:04,359 Zašto ne bih samo uživao? 138 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,799 Pa, nije baš kršćanski od tebe. 139 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,699 Tu nemam argumenta. 140 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,669 Pozdrav! [SMIJE SE] 141 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:13,069 [UZDASI] 142 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,309 Da, to je riješilo problem. 143 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,539 Mmm. 144 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,810 ♪ ♪ 145 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:30,150 Oh, Meemaw, ne. 146 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,539 Hej, koga zoveš? 147 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,020 dr. Sturgis. 148 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:39,129 Zašto? 149 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,870 Vidio sam Meemaw kako ulazi u auto 150 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,740 s gospodinom Rosenbloomom. 151 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:48,500 [ISKRIVLJENO]: Ne... 152 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,970 ODRASLI SHELDON: Ne znam da li stvarno se dogodilo ovako, 153 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,020 ali za moj devetogodišnji um, 154 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,070 moja majka je letjela. 155 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,510 [SVIRA COUNTRY GLAZBA] 156 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:04,730 Pa, kakva su prsa? 157 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,099 dobro je 158 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,000 Nisu moje prsa, ali su dobra. 159 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,399 Trebao bih te odvesti u New York 160 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,039 tako da možete kušati malo autentična židovska prsa. 161 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,240 Kako je drugačije? 162 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,709 Pa, otprilike je isto osim 163 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:18,210 to je-puno je sočnije i osjeti se mast 164 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,649 ići izravno u vaše srce. 165 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:20,819 [OBOJE SE SMIJEJU] 166 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:23,219 Oh, dečko... 167 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:24,880 Nedostaje mi taj smijeh. 168 00:06:25,790 --> 00:06:28,189 Dakle, uh... 169 00:06:28,190 --> 00:06:29,890 što misliš o toj ideji? 170 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,759 - Kakva ideja? - Idem u New York. 171 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,910 Možda ćemo uhvatiti a nekoliko brodvejskih predstava, 172 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,630 uh, vidjeti neke znamenitosti. 173 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:41,139 Oh, Ira, Bože... 174 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,769 ne znam [SMIJE SE] 175 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,310 - Čini se kao veliki korak. - Je li? 176 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,230 Mislim da u ovom trenutku naših života, 177 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,279 trebali bismo putovati, vidjeti svijet. 178 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,649 pretpostavljam. 179 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,739 Mislim, ne postajemo nimalo mlađi. 180 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,580 Što bi to trebalo značiti? 181 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:55,889 [MUCANJE] 182 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:58,389 Mislim, mislim, ja sam ne pomlađujući se. 183 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:59,859 Vi, s druge strane, 184 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:02,459 ti si rascvjetani tulipan. 185 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,029 Bolje. 186 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:07,029 SHELDON: Ali još uvijek ne razumijem. 187 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,499 Vaša baka je slobodna žena. 188 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,499 Nije posvećena nijednom momku, 189 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,539 i ona želi vidjeti koje su joj mogućnosti. 190 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:15,769 Ali dr. Sturgis je najbolja opcija. 191 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,609 Pa, možda se tako osjećaš, 192 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:19,079 ali nije tako sigurna. 193 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,979 Onda moramo reći njoj. Ja ću nazvati. 194 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:23,509 Ne. Moramo gledati svoja posla 195 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,440 i možda moliti za nju da donijeti pravu odluku. 196 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,749 Hoćemo li ovo prepustiti Bogu? 197 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,219 Misliš da bi mogao bolji posao od Boga? 198 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,060 Možda ne stvaranjem svemira, 199 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:34,469 ali kladim se da bih mogao osloboditi Hebreje 200 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:36,270 s jednom dobrom kugom. 201 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,309 IRA: Možeš nabaviti lox, bagels, 202 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:41,129 svi ukrasi na 3:30 ujutro. 203 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,569 [SMIJE SE] Zašto bih to želio? 204 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:46,299 Pa ne bi. ja znači, pretežak je. 205 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,569 Ali mogao bi kad bi htio. 206 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,669 [SMIJE SE] 207 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:49,870 Dakle, što misliš? 208 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,339 Oh, Ira, ne mislim tako. 209 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:54,119 Dobro, što kažeš 210 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,189 na vikend u New Orleans, ha? 211 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:58,110 Mogli bismo napraviti jedno od toga Stvari za karnevalsko krstarenje. 212 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,520 Ubijaš me. [SMIJEH] 213 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,040 Ne mogu ovo, ja... 214 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,869 Ne mogu učiniti što? 215 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:07,279 Ira, ti si jednostavno divan čovjek. 216 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,909 Oh, čovječe, ne sviđa mi se kamo ovo ide. 217 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:11,589 Ali da ti kažem istinu, 218 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,379 Viđam se s nekim drugim. 219 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:14,830 I otišli smo tamo. 220 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,219 Mislio sam da mogu, uh... znaš, izlaziti s oboje, 221 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,599 ali ja-ja ne mogu, ja ne mogu, ja samo... 222 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,719 Nisam stvoren za to. 223 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,749 U redu, prijedlog. 224 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,119 A možda već i jeste pomislio na ovo... 225 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,899 ali što kažeš prekineš s njim 226 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,229 i vidiš samo mene? 227 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,660 [SMIJE SE] 228 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:34,769 [JECANJE] 229 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,039 žao mi je 230 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,589 Mislio sam da mogu ovo podnijeti. 231 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,170 - U redu je. - Znaš, 232 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:44,430 stariš, a ti misli da ti je koža deblja... 233 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,309 - U redu je. - i srce ti je tvrđe. 234 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:49,349 Ali nije, nego je obrnuto. 235 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:53,689 Nadam se da ovaj tip zna kakav dar ima u tebi. 236 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:55,459 Pa, "dar" je jaka riječ, 237 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,629 ali je entuzijastičan. 238 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:58,789 Dobro. 239 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:01,730 Neka ste oboje sretni zajedno! 240 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:07,799 Ne želim slaviti prerano, 241 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:11,939 ali Meemaw i gospodin Rosenbloom su se vratili, a on je plakao. 242 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:14,109 [NEJASNO BRAVLJANJE NA TV-u] 243 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:17,020 Bit će više ažuriranja kako budu dolazila. 244 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,489 gotova sam 245 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:27,750 Mogu li molim vas ispričati? 246 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,959 Bože, jesi li ga uopće žvakao? 247 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,559 Nije preporučena količina, ne. 248 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,700 Što ti se žuri? 249 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,959 Moram se vratiti na svoj post gledanja. 250 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,780 Dobro, samo naprijed. 251 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,630 Što očekuje vidjeti, bulji u Meemawovu kuću? 252 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,769 [UZDASI] Jeste li se upravo pridružili ovoj obitelji? 253 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:45,269 Mali je čudak. 254 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:47,409 Samo je uzbuđen što Meemaw izlazi 255 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:49,009 čovjek na kojeg se ugleda. 256 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,629 Volio bih da može izlaziti s Tonyjem Danza... to bi bilo super. 257 00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:53,830 Što je s tobom i Tonyjem Danzom? 258 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,319 Pa, emisija ne izađi i reci, 259 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,790 ali prilično sam siguran da je on gazda. 260 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,619 Mislim da je plava dama šefica. 261 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,650 Angela? 262 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,560 Tko je sada čudak? 263 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,739 upozoravam te, 264 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,959 kad jednom probaš moj roštilj, 265 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,070 upropastit će te svim ostalima. 266 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,909 To se meni dogodilo s prošivenim toalet papirom. 267 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,640 Kad sam jednom probao dobre stvari, 268 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:21,270 sve ostalo je bilo kao Brillo jastučić. 269 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,140 Oslikavate pravu sliku, zar ne? 270 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,709 [ZVONO NA VRATIMA] 271 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,349 Bože. 272 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,119 Oprostite. 273 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,390 Sheldone, ovo više nije slatko. 274 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:36,559 - Connie Tucker? - Da? 275 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,489 Imam set za objedovanje od Rosenbloomov namještaj. 276 00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:39,539 Oh. 277 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,929 Nisam kupio namještaj. 278 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:43,090 Mislim da je to dar. 279 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,469 Oh, čovječe. 280 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,169 TONY: Sagnuo sam se da uzmem knjigu, 281 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:50,769 i neka sam proklet ako nije krišom pogledaj moju derriere. 282 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:52,809 - [SMIJEH NA TV-u] - Oh, čovječe. 283 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:56,509 Nećete vjerovati što je događa u Meemawovoj kući. 284 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:58,949 Je li zanimljivije nego Tko je šef? 285 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,810 Sumnjam. 286 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,749 [TELEFON ZVONI] 287 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,319 Rosenbloom je dobro Namještaj. Ira govori. 288 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,359 Zašto mi šaljete namještaj? 289 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,189 Odlučio sam da ne mogu tiho otići. 290 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,229 Borim se za tvoju ljubav. 291 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,710 Sa setom za objedovanje? 292 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,529 Oh, ovo nije bilo kakva večera postaviti. To je naš najveći prodavač. 293 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,229 I nije prešano drvo... 294 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,869 To je hrast! 295 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:22,369 Ira, ne sviđa mi se ovo. 296 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:25,039 Biste li više voljeli kožni presjek? 297 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,020 Uh, što se događa? [SMIJE SE] 298 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,559 uh, 299 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,109 mogu li te nazvati? 300 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,709 veselim se tome. 301 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,380 Ne bi trebala. 302 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,679 U redu. 303 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,540 Moglo bi se reći 304 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:42,040 jedan od mojih bivših momaka 305 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:44,659 pokušava me ponovno osvojiti namještajem. 306 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,349 huh Impresivan. 307 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:49,200 Ovo je pravi hrast. 308 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:51,660 Je li to on bio na telefonu? 309 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,600 Da. žao mi je 310 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:56,439 Zanimljiv. 311 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,069 Što? 312 00:11:58,070 --> 00:12:00,539 Biti izazvan od drugog čovjeka 313 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:04,040 čini te mi privlačnijom. 314 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,900 ne pratim. 315 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,879 Morat ću malo istražiti, 316 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:12,250 ali pretpostavljam ovo je genetski instinkt 317 00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:15,070 to mi podiže libido. 318 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,610 [CIJEH]: Trebam piće. 319 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:24,659 Možete li vjerovati da je pokušao osvojiti me natrag setom za objedovanje? 320 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,419 Dao bih ti večeru postavite ako biste napustili Texas. 321 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,589 Dakle, biste li ga vratili? 322 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:31,329 Dovraga ne, čuvam ga. 323 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,999 Ali onda ćeš mu biti dužan. 324 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,329 [UZDASI] 325 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,030 Biste li ikada primili Iru natrag? 326 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,149 ne znam 327 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,389 Sladak je koliko može biti, ali... 328 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,339 ima nešto o Johnu. 329 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:46,039 On je poput malog slatkog medo, znaš? 330 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,339 briljantan, 331 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,740 vožnja bicikla 332 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,449 medo. 333 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,479 čak ni ne razumijem pola onoga što kaže. 334 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,449 ali... 335 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:57,600 kad ga nema, samo mi nedostaje. 336 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:02,220 Zvuči kao da se zaljubljuješ. 337 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,719 Možda i jesam. 338 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,989 Izvrsno. I ja ga volim. 339 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:08,190 Gubi se odavde! 340 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,319 Ako ne razumiješ što dr. Sturgis kaže, 341 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,659 Rado ću ti to objasniti. 342 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,160 Dobiti! 343 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,049 STURGIS: Oprostite. 344 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,480 Tražim Iru. 345 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:22,540 Vama na usluzi. Što mogu učiniti za vas? 346 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:25,979 Vi ste, gospodine, prekoračili svoje granice. 347 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,849 [SMIJE SE] Žao mi je, što? 348 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,149 Gospođica Constance Tucker 349 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,689 razjasnio tvoje udvaranje više nije dobrodošao, 350 00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:35,559 a ti si odgovorio sa šest stolica, 351 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,929 stol i ekspanzijski list. 352 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,559 tko si ti 353 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,879 John Sturgis, 354 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,599 muškarac kojeg je izabrala 355 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,569 i vaš romantični suparnik. 356 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:48,400 Žao mi je, čekaj, što-što želiš li to od mene? 357 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,179 Želim da odustaneš tvoja potraga za Connie. 358 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,920 U redu, uzet ću da te zamolim da napustiš moj dućan. 359 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,109 Vrlo dobro. 360 00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:00,080 Crta u pijesku je povučena. 361 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,700 Pređite ga na vlastitu odgovornost. 362 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,800 [TIHO]: Čudak. 363 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,869 Što je to bilo? 364 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,139 Čuo si me. 365 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:24,740 Gospodine, ja sam čovjek s osjećajima. 366 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:27,740 I povrijedili ste ih. 367 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,510 Znam da ste imali nekoliko... 368 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,480 gospoda pozivatelji, 369 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,089 ali nikad te nisam čuo govori ovako prije. 370 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,560 "Gentleman callers"? 371 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:40,289 I pitamo se odakle to Sheldonu. 372 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,420 [SMIJEH] 373 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,320 Žao mi je što vam je ovo svima smiješno, 374 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,459 ali ovo je prvi put 375 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:46,619 moja majka je izrazila pravi interes za muškarca 376 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,199 otkad je tata umro. 377 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,130 Oprosti mi što želim znati više. 378 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,200 Stvarno želite znati više? 379 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,739 Zamislite da ste u godinama, 380 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,709 ti i tvoj suprug pred mirovinom, 381 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,649 dobiti malo vremenskog dijeljenja u Sarasoti, 382 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,650 i... odjednom... 383 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,789 otišao je, 384 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:09,249 a ti si sasvim sam. 385 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,750 Tuguješ, plačeš, 386 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,320 ali na kraju ideš dalje. 387 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,459 Počneš izlaziti pomalo, 388 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,810 i sve je to dobra zabava. 389 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,049 Ali uvijek u pozadini tvojih misli, 390 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,519 ima to pitanje... 391 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,490 – Hoću li na kraju biti sam? 392 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,609 [ŠMRKANJE] 393 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,520 Zašto svi gledate u mene? 394 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:40,029 [ŠMIŠANJE] 395 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,819 Nisam spavao danima. 396 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,589 Kao da sam zaljubljeni tinejdžer, 397 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:47,019 osim što se sjećam Trumana uprave. [SMIJE SE] 398 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,369 Vaši osjećaji su razumljivi. 399 00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,500 Connie je izvanredna žena. 400 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,970 Da, ona je. 401 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,429 Ali opet, žao mi je. trebao bih nikad te nisam nazvao čudnim. 402 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,730 Mislim, eh, bilo je nepristojno. 403 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,069 Zvali su me mnogo gore. 404 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:04,539 Jednom profesor nazvao me ostrobogulom. 405 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:05,949 Morao sam to potražiti. 406 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,200 Što to znači? 407 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,740 Da sam čudak. 408 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,909 [SMIJEH] 409 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:12,309 Johne, ti si sjajan tip. 410 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,719 Pa i ti isto! 411 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,479 Ali nadam se da razumiješ, samo sam... 412 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,059 Ne mogu odustati od Connie. 413 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,259 To je u redu. 414 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,559 Da ti kažem istinu, 415 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,639 Pronalazim konkurenciju prilično uzbudljivo. 416 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,830 ti si 417 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,179 Oh, da. 418 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:28,619 One noći kad je stigao set za blagovanje, 419 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,259 Napravila sam svoj prvi sklek nakon 40 godina. 420 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,039 [SMIJEH SE, ŠMRKNE] 421 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,359 Žao mi je, ali smatram da je to, uh... 422 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,760 Kako se kaže... Astro-boobulous? 423 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,560 Ostrobogulozan. 424 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,859 Ostrobogulozan. 425 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,969 Točno. 426 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,989 Sada mi dajte svoju najbolju cijenu 427 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,529 na jednom od ovih 428 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:51,230 s držačem za čaše. 429 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,719 Zahod! Kakvo ugodno iznenađenje. 430 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,399 - Imam neke vijesti za tebe. - Oh? 431 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,190 - Mwah. Što je to? - Mwah. 432 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,200 Otišao sam do namještaja spremiti i razgovarati s Irom. 433 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,489 - Zašto bi to učinio? - Zahtijevati 434 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:13,229 da on poštuje vaše želeti da budu ostavljeni na miru. 435 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:17,709 Johne, nije bilo na tebi da to učiniš. 436 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,050 Pa, ako pomaže, 437 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,610 ne planira te ostaviti samu. 438 00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:32,119 Što si dovraga mislio?! 439 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,789 Da sam bio viteški. 440 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,859 Idući mi iza leđa? 441 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,159 Činiš se uzrujano. 442 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,450 uzrujana sam! 443 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,759 A kako ću postupati s Irom, moja je stvar! 444 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,999 Pa, nadam se da ćeš to učiniti nježno. 445 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,010 Vrlo je ranjiv ovih dana. 446 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,549 Jeste li sada prijatelji? 447 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,199 Pa, ne bih rekao prijatelji, 448 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,870 ali mogao sam vidjeti, s vremenom, 449 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,840 - znaš, mogli bismo... - Svađate li se vas dvoje? 450 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:57,109 br. 451 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,679 Oh, dobro. [SMIJE SE] 452 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,149 Bio sam gotovo siguran da jesmo. 453 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,249 mi smo 454 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,829 - Zbunjena sam. - I ja također. 455 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,819 Je li to zato što si otišao u trgovinu namještajem? 456 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,989 On zna za ovo? 457 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:08,490 - OBOJE: Da. - Dobro, slušaj, 458 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,889 ako je ovaj odnos imati ikakve šanse, 459 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,659 moramo postaviti neka osnovna pravila. 460 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,029 Sjajno. Volim pravila. 461 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,279 I ja također. 462 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,760 Ne želim da pričaš njemu o bilo čemu 463 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,099 imati veze s bilo čim u vezi s nama. 464 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,100 Isto s tobom. 465 00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:21,239 I želim da prestaneš 466 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,169 špijunirajući me tim dalekozorom 467 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,439 kao da si na nekom vrsta afričkog safarija. 468 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,199 I ne možete razgovarati 469 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,869 Iri ili bilo kome od mojih bivšim dečkima, što se toga tiče. 470 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,739 Ovaj popis postaje dugačak. 471 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,349 Možda bismo to trebali zapisati. 472 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:35,920 hej 473 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,260 ODRASLI SHELDON: U tom trenutku, 474 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,089 Imao sam prosvetljenje. 475 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:44,829 Mogao bih sastaviti ugovor za bilo koji društveni odnos. 476 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,359 [ZVUČENJE] 477 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,260 Bio je to koristan način za uklanjanje dvosmislenosti 478 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,699 u svijetu koji je bio često teško razumjeti. 479 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,330 Članak tri... 480 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,569 Sheldon neće špijunirati 481 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,939 na Meemawovu kuću dalekozorom. 482 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,509 Upišite to podebljano. 483 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,810 [KLIKANJE] 484 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,380 [ZVUČENJE] 485 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,759 Molimo potpišite i navedite datum. 486 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,589 Znaš, Sheldone, jesam bilježnik, ako to pomaže. 487 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,749 Baš kad sam pomislio nisi mogao biti hladniji. 488 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,890 ODRASLI SHELDON: Ja bih nastavio 489 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,989 za sastavljanje takvih ugovora kroz cijeli život... 490 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,620 S cimerima, 491 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,280 s mojom ženom. 492 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,220 Čak i s vlastitom djecom. 493 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:37,660 - Sinkronizirao i ispravio VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com --