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ODRASLI SHELDON: <i>U bilo kojem ekosustavu,</i>

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<i>naći ćete delikatnu ravnotežu
između predatora i plijena.</i>

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<i>Neki dobro poznati predatori</i>

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<i>uključuje</i> Panthera leo,

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Ursus arctos,

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<i>i zvijezda filma iz 1987.</i> Predator,

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<i>Predator.</i>

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<i>Sada, primjeri plijena</i>

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<i>uključuje</i> Oryctolagus cuniculus,

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Gallus gallus domesticus,

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<i>i težak 58
kilogrami mokri,</i>

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Omanji homo novus...

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<i>Zanimljivo, bliski rođak</i>

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<i>od</i> Gallus gallus domesticus.

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♪ Dva, tri, četiri ♪

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["FIX ME" BLACK FLAG PLAYS]

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[DJECA VIČU]

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♪ Popravi me, popravi mi glavu ♪

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♪ Popravi me molim te, ja ne
želim biti mrtav... ♪

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LUIS: Cooper.

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Vaša stanica.

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Biste li imali nešto protiv
da odem bliže svojoj kući?

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Znaš da to ne smijem učiniti.

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Što ako sam ti platio porez?

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Oprosti, mali.

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Mogao sam ti osigurati dobar povrat novca.

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ODRASLI SHELDON: <i>Opasno putovanje</i>

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<i>od autobusne stanice do mojih ulaznih vrata</i>

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<i>bio je 97,5 metara.</i>

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<i>FYI, inzistiram na
pomoću metričkog sustava</i>

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<i>u Istočnom Teksasu je još jedan razlog
Proganjali su me predatori.</i>

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♪ ♪

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[DAHĆANJE] <i>Homo novus</i> treba Yoo-hoo.

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♪ Nitko drugi nije jači od mene ♪

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♪ Jučer sam pomaknuo planinu ♪

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♪ Kladim se da bih mogao biti tvoj heroj ♪

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♪ Ja sam moćan mali čovjek ♪

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Jiu-jitsu?

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Odlučio sam naučiti samoobranu.

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- Zašto?
- Ja sam sasvim mali,

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i trajat će nekoliko godina,

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možda čak i više ako kasno procvjetam.

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Tvoj tata je velik, možda
krenut ćeš za njim.

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Oboje volimo moju mamu.

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Mislim da je to mjesto
sličnosti prestaju.

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Znate, jedna od spomenutih knjiga

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vijetnamska borilačka vještina.

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Vovinam. Nositelj sam plavog pojasa.

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- Vau.
- Nemojte se impresionirati.

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To je ono što dobijete kada
tvoja mama kupuje uniformu.

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Sjećate li se ičega od toga?

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Ne znam ni gdje je remen.

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Knjiga kaže jiu-jitsu

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temelji se na korištenju vašeg napadača

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zamah protiv njih.

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To je samo fizika. Dođi do mene.

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Kao, naletjeti na tebe?

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Pa, nova sam u ovome, pa
možda samo brzo hodati.

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I što se događa kad dođem do tebe?

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Iskoristit ću tvoju inerciju da te oborim.

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U redu.

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♪ Udari ♪

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♪ Za izradu je potrebno dvoje
nešto ide kako treba ♪

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[gunđanje]

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A kada me inercija nosi?

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[NAPREGANJE]: Bilo koje sekunde.

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♪ Imam ideju koju želim podijeliti ♪

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♪ Ne sviđa ti se, pa
što Nije me briga... ♪

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ne razumijem

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Koristim fiziku.

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[gunđanje]

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♪ Svi moji pratitelji jer
sve što želim je poštovanje... ♪

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Ova blokada nogu se zove
izvan Ashi Garamija.

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Što se dalje događa?

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Ovisi, je li ovo tvoje stopalo ili moje?

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♪ Potrebno je dvoje da ga uklone s vidika. ♪

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LUIS: Cooper. Vaša stanica.

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[DAHĆANJE]

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Ahh

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Sinoć sam postigao novi najbolji rezultat.

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Lijepo.

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- Imam dvije purice.
- Što je purica?

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To su tri udarca zaredom.

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Zašto ga zovu puran?

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Pa, kada su prvi put izmislili kuglanje,

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prije su samo bacali
smrznute purice na iglama.

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Na kraju su prešli na lopte

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smanjiti miris.

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Zašto joj lažeš?

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Smatram da to drži moje
um oštar. [SMIJE SE]

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Sheldone, doručak!

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SHELDON: Odmah dolazim!

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MARY: Sheldone!

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Dolazak!

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[ŠUŠTANJE]

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zdravo

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MARY: Shelly, jesi li dobro?

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Da. Mora da me malo boli

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od jučerašnjeg vježbanja jiu-jitse s Tamom.

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Zašto si trenirao jiu-jitsu?

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Mi smo dečki. Grubo stanovanje je ono što radimo.

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[ISKAKANJE]

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- Što je to bilo?
- Što je bilo što?

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Taj zvuk.

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Kakav zvuk?

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[ISKAKANJE]

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Što je sve ovo?

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Dodatni sloj zaštite.

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Zaštita od čega?

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Dušo, gnjavi li te netko?

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- da
- Tko je?

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Radije ne bih o tome.

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Ne, želim ime odmah.

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Marija.

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Jeste li ga povrijedili?

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Samo mojim riječima.

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Reci mi tko je, Shelly.

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Mary, uspori.

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Nemoj mi govoriti da usporim.

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- Netko ga maltretira.
- U redu.

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U redu.

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Sheldone, ne možeš ići
škola nosi sve to.

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Idi u svoju sobu i skini ga.

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Da gospodine.

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[ŠUŠTANJE, PUKANJE]

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Ti idi s njim.

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Ali žitarice će mi se nakvasiti.

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- Idi.
- [UZDASI]

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Želio bih jedno lijepo jutro.

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Zašto se više ne ljutiš zbog ovoga?

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jesam Samo mislim da mi
treba nastaviti s oprezom.

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- Netko ozljeđuje našeg sina.
- Razumijem.

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Ali nositi se s nasilnicima je teško. to...

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Lako je pogoršati stvari.

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A što vas čini stručnjakom?

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Dušo, bio sam nasilnik.

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MEEMAW: U pravu je.

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Uključite se u
ovo na pogrešan način,

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i iskalit će se na Sheldonu.

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Pa, žao mi je, ali
Ne mogu samo stajati po strani.

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Georgie, moram razgovarati
tebi i probudi se,

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zakasnit ćeš.

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Pokrio sam to. Spavao sam u odjeći.

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Oh, Bože. Vidi, netko je
zezao tvog brata.

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Znaš li nešto o tome?

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br.

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Bolje ti je da ne pokrivaš nikoga.

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ja nisam Većina djece u školi ga ignorira,

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a cure sve misle da je sladak.

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Nekako je iritantno.

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Pa, trebaš mi da paziš na njega.

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Zašto?

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Jer ja sam tvoja majka,
i lijepo te molim.

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Što ako ne želim?

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Baš me briga, ti to radiš.

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Kako je to bilo lijepo?

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Tako sam letio iznad grada,

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ali kad sam se probudio, nisam mogao letjeti.

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To je kao tvoj san
gdje si izlazio s Madonnom,

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ali kad si se probudio, nisi bio.

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Točno.

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Vi ikada imate one gdje
ispadaju ti zubi?

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Bolje zubi nego kosa, ali...

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- Sheldone?
- Ovamo.

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- Što to radiš?
- Skrivanje.

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Od koga?

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Je li Billy taj koji ti zadaje probleme?

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br.

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Njegov tata?

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Ne...

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♪ ♪

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br.

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Ona je demon.

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Djevojčica Sparks?

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šališ se Čini se tako slatkom.

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Kaže da ga je ona ošamarila
okolo, uzima mu novac za ručak.

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Čak mu je stavila i punoglavca na košulju.

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Jadno dijete, uvlači te košulje.

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- Izgleda bezopasno.
- Slatka je.

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Tako da se vjerojatno izvlači sa stvarima.

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Ja sam takav.

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Pitam se jesu li mačke lutalice
kakiti u tom pješčaniku.

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MARY: George.

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Moraš razgovarati s njezinim roditeljima.

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Mi? Zašto ja?

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Jer ti si više
zastrašujuće od mene.

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To je bogato.

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Bok, Billy.

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Pozdrav, Missyin tata.

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- Je li ti otac kod kuće?
- da

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Možeš li mi ga nabaviti?

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Rado.

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Tata, to je Missyin tata!

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On je također Sheldonov tata!

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HERSCHEL: Pa, zdravo, susjede.

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Hej, Herschel.

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Što vas dovodi? Kokoši preglasne?

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- Ne, bili su dobro.
- Dobro, dobro.

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Spržio je onaj bučni prošli tjedan.

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To ga je ušutkalo.
U svakom slučaju, kako mogu pomoći?

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Uh, pa...

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Primijetio sam da, uh...

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Sheldon je malo naletio
nevolje s tvojom kćeri.

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Kakve nevolje?

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Kaže da ga je tukla.

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- Moja Bobbi?
- Da.

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Ovaj? Šestogodišnjak?

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Bobbi, dođi ovamo!

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Shvaćaš da sam uzeo
deponije veće od ovog klinca.

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- Bok, tatice.
- Hej, babydoll, uh,

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Gospodin Cooper kaže da jeste
petljao se po Sheldonu.

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- Sada, je li to istina?
- Ne, tatice.

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Jeste li sigurni?

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U redu, idi se operi za večeru.

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Ne znam što bih ti rekao, George.

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Mislim, je li, je li moguće

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tvoj sin je malo zaljubljen u nju?

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Oh, mislim da nije tako nastrojen.

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Oh, hoćeš reći da je on...

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Ne, ne, kažem da jest
knjiški moljac. [SMIJE SE]

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Osim ako nije matematika ili a
rječnik, ne zanima ga.

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- Mm.
- Da.

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Hvala što si me saslušao.

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Poslala te žena
ovamo, zar ne?

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- Ne želim razgovarati o tome.
- [SMIJE SE]

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Kladim se da jest!

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Ne pričam o tome!

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Reci joj da sam je pozdravio!

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[SMIJE SE]

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Kako je prošlo?

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Uh, dobro. Da.

234
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Ja sam to riješio.

235
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Oh, hvala Gospodinu.

236
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Da. Ja i Gospodin.

237
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Timski napor.

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[ZVUČENJE]

239
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Bok, Bobbi.

240
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Rekao si mi.

241
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Pa, zapravo, moj brat

242
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shvatio, tehnički,
Rekao bih da nisam.

243
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Nije važno.

244
00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:19,130
Uh, trebao bih te obavijestiti,

245
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,839
Pročitao sam knjigu o jiu-jitsu.

246
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,070
I spreman sam to baciti na tebe.

247
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[VRIŠTANJE]

248
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,010
Shelly, to je samo Bactine.

249
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Aah!

250
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Još ti ga nisam ni stavio.

251
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[TIHO ŠUŠENJE]

252
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Hoćeš mi reći što se dogodilo?

253
00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:42,489
Bobbi Sparks je ušla u garažu...

254
00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:44,060
I napala te?

255
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,959
Ne baš. pokušao sam
koristiti jiu-jitsu na njoj,

256
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ali sam se spotaknuo i pao.

257
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Ajme, dušo. Tako mi je žao što si
morati se nositi s ovim.

258
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u redu je

259
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,159
njemački filozof
Friedrich Nietzsche je rekao,

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„Ono što ne
ubiti nas čini nas jačima."

261
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:01,260
I osjećate li se jačim?

262
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br.

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Kako su koljena?

264
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Bolje, hvala.

265
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Dobro.

266
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A što se tiče ove jiu-jitse
stvari, trebali biste znati

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da muškarac ne bi trebao
podići ruku na ženu.

268
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Oh, neću. ja ne
želim se opet povrijediti.

269
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Jeste li ikada imali nasilnika
kad si odrastao?

270
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,690
Jeste li upoznali svoju baku?

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Mislio sam da si ti rekao
sredio susjeda.

272
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Ja sam to rekao.

273
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,479
Kamo ideš?

274
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Da se nosi s tim.

275
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[TIHO]: Trebalo je biti
ti na prvom mjestu.

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Što?

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Sretno!

278
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[VRATA SE ZATVARAJU]

279
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Bravo, Scooby! To je moj novinar!

280
00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,470
Missy, stvarno bi mi dobro došla tvoja pomoć.

281
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,559
s čime?

282
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,029
Bobbi Sparks me maltretira.

283
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Smiješan. Nastavi.

284
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Madame Doo!

285
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to sam ja!

286
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:04,239
Mama kaže da muškarac nikada ne bi trebao
podići ruku na ženu.

287
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,760
Ali vjerujem da sam našao rupu u zakonu.

288
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Ti si žena, dakle
dopušteno ti je udariti je

289
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koliko hoćeš.

290
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,549
Zašto bih to učinio?

291
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:13,010
Zato što sam ti spreman platiti.

292
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,079
Koliko?

293
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,239
Moja životna ušteđevina, četiri dolara.

294
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,959
To je dobar početak.

295
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,450
Sada, razgovarajmo o TV privilegijama.

296
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što hoćeš

297
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,359
Potpuna kontrola svakog
popodne dva mjeseca.

298
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,559
Tada je uključen profesor Proton.

299
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ja znam Bezveze za tebe.

300
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[UZDASI]

301
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gorim!

302
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[SMIJEH]

303
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Bok, Brenda.

304
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Oh, hej, Mary.

305
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:43,840
Koliko traka trebate?

306
00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:46,210
Zapravo, ovdje sam da razgovaram s tobom.

307
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:48,889
Čini se da su naša djeca
imam mali problem.

308
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,789
Da. Herschel mi je rekao.

309
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,750
Oh, dobro, dobro.

310
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,260
Pa sam se pitao što
planiraš učiniti u vezi s tim,

311
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jer situacija ne
čini se da je sve bolje.

312
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,509
Pa, ako niste primijetili,

313
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,229
Trenutno sam na poslu.

314
00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:03,160
Vidim to.

315
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,499
Ali razumiješ

316
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,799
da je vaša kćer
zlostavljanje mog sina.

317
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,169
Pa, možda tvoj sin
treba uzgojiti par.

318
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:12,109
A u dogledno vrijeme i hoće.

319
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,770
Ali sada te očekujem

320
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,940
da naučite svoju djecu kako se ponašati.

321
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,079
Connie Tucker na recepciju, molim.

322
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,819
Connie Tucker.

323
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,349
Zašto je zoveš?

324
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,580
Kažeš moje kćeri
uznemiravanje vašeg sina.

325
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,159
Pa, njezina kći me maltretira.

326
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,089
Hej, Mary.

327
00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,259
- Što ti radiš ovdje?
- Pa,

328
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,940
Nadao sam se da ću imati razum
razgovor o Shelly,

329
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:37,260
ali samo je jedan
osoba koja je racionalna.

330
00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:38,969
Uh, i to nisi ti.

331
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,070
Možete li nas ispričati na minutu?

332
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:46,339
Razumijete li to
ti si na mjestu

333
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,539
gdje družim tri
na četiri dana u tjednu?

334
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,949
Dakle, više vam je stalo do
kuglanje nego tvoj unuk?

335
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,279
Naravno da nije. Samo kažem

336
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,049
možda postoji bolji
način da to učinimo.

337
00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:56,449
Sada te upozoravam,
Brenda je jedna zla...

338
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,189
Znam da ne voliš ružne riječi,

339
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,859
ali mi smo u kuglanju
uličica... Jedna zla kučko.

340
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,369
Pa, i ja mogu biti zao.

341
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,059
U redu, slušaj me. Dobit ćeš svoje dijete

342
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,190
u redu ili ja...

343
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,399
sta to radis

344
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,280
Gubi se odavde.

345
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,970
Ovo je moje poslovno mjesto.

346
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,569
A sad vidim i gdje
tvoja kćer to shvaća.

347
00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,590
BRENDA: Znaš što?

348
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,489
Bio sam samo dobar

349
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,709
tebi i tvojoj obitelji
od dana kada ste svi uselili,

350
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,029
i prebolio sam to.

351
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,540
Gledajući kako hodaš okolo sve svetije

352
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,919
nego ti, kao da si ti bolji

353
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,059
nego svi ostali.

354
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,149
Pa, pogodi što,

355
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,510
nisi

356
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,890
Molit ću za tebe.

357
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,390
Ona mi to stalno govori.

358
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,650
Nisam siguran ni da ona to radi.

359
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,909
Kako je prošlo?

360
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,999
Ne želim razgovarati o tome.

361
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,069
[SNIFFS] Je li to bor?

362
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,709
Ne pričamo o tome.

363
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,870
- [ZVONO NA VRATIMA]
- I shvaćaš to!

364
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,579
Herschel.

365
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,610
Hej, George.

366
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,209
Primijetio sam to

367
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,889
da je tvoja žena otišla
razgovarati sa svojom ženom

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00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,519
na njenom radnom mjestu,

369
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,420
- i, uh...
- Poslala te ovamo?

370
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,629
Uh, važna stvar
je da sam ovdje da ti kažem

371
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:21,429
to, uh, Marijino ponašanje
bilo neprikladno.

372
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:23,160
Znate, zanimljivo je.

373
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,099
Kad sam došao kod vas
kuco, smijao si se,

374
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,169
i...

375
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,739
sad ste svi ozbiljni.

376
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,200
Zašto?

377
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,169
Što kažeš da odemo razgovarati o ovome

378
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,970
negdje malo udobnije?

379
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,740
MARY (OŠTRO): Tko je na vratima?

380
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,280
[KOKOŠI KLEKETAJU]

381
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,450
Osjećajte se kao kod kuće.

382
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:47,559
Oh, čovječe.

383
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,889
Družiš se ovdje?

384
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:49,989
Naravno.

385
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:51,259
Kad se naviknete na miris,

386
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,099
nije tako loše. [SMIJE SE]

387
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,679
Treniram srednjoškolski nogometni tim.

388
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,919
Ovo miriše na petunije.

389
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,469
[SMIJEH] Volim...

390
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,910
odmori se od obitelji i...

391
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,739
dođi ovamo i gledaj utakmice.

392
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,439
- Ooh!
- [SMIJE SE]

393
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,759
[GLAZBA SVIRA]

394
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,639
Vašoj ženi ne smeta?

395
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,779
Ona ne zna.

396
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,279
Nasmrt se boji kokoši.

397
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,110
- Je li tako?
- Kad sam saznao,

398
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,619
izgradnja ovog kokošinjara bila je laka ideja.

399
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,549
[SMIJEH SE]

400
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,880
♪ Stvarno sam volio... ♪

401
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,829
Nije te bilo tako dugo.

402
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,190
Kako je prošlo?

403
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,909
pa...

404
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:29,799
[ENGLESKI NAGLASAK]: Jedna kvržica ili dvije?

405
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,199
Dva, molim.

406
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,869
Billy?

407
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,539
Zašto bih želio grudičasti čaj?

408
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,969
Zar nije lijep?

409
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,139
Vrlo lijepa.

410
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:41,409
Osjećam se lijepo.

411
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:45,749
♪ Curo, znaš da je istina ♪

412
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,819
♪ Ljubavi moja... ♪

413
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,680
Ja sam to riješio.

414
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,750
hvala ti puno

415
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,470
Mi smo obitelj. To je ono što mi radimo.

416
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:58,290
[HERSCHEL I GEORGE SR. SMIJUĆI SE]

417
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,959
Slušaj, žao mi je moje žene
sišao u kuglanu.

418
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,979
Molim te, žao mi je Brenda
natjerao me da ti dođem na vrata.

419
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,109
ja nisam

420
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,499
Ovo mi je najzabavnije cijeli tjedan.

421
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,700
Osjećam se loše zbog
cijela stvar s djecom.

422
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,609
Hej, događa se.

423
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:15,340
Znam, ali Bobbi ne bi trebala biti
tako tuče Sheldona.

424
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,080
- Nije u redu.
- Što nije u redu

425
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:19,379
je li Sheldon pobijeđen
gore od strane djevojčice.

426
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,849
pa...

427
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,149
Da.

428
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,989
[OBOJE SE SMIJU]

429
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:25,979
Gledaj, razgovarat ću s Bobbi.

430
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,080
Ne znam hoće li
pomoć, ali pokušat ću.

431
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,389
- Hej, ti si dobar čovjek.
- Mm.

432
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:33,020
Da, trebao bih se vratiti.

433
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,190
Mm.

434
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,860
U redu, pa, gledaj,
navrati bilo kad.

435
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:38,430
Da.

436
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,139
Znate, vjerojatno bismo trebali
razjasni naše priče

437
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:43,169
prije nego što razgovaramo s našim dotičnim...

438
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:44,870
- prijatelji.
- Naravno.

439
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,709
Što želiš reći?

440
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,379
Što kažete na ovo?

441
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,379
Imali smo riječi,

442
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,110
skoro je postalo ružno,

443
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,579
ali smo se sporazumjeli.

444
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,690
- Sviđa mi se to.
- Da.

445
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,999
Hoćeš li zamahnuti na mene?

446
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,069
Neka izgleda stvarno?

447
00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,550
Imam čudno
visoka tolerancija na bol.

448
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,849
Ne, ne. Ali sladak si što nudiš.

449
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,519
- Laku ti noć.
- I ti, prijatelju. [SMIJE SE]

450
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,829
BRENDA: Herschel!

451
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,680
Gdje si dovraga?!

452
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,999
Ššš

453
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,569
[TIHO]: Sagradio sam
skrovište ovdje ispod,

454
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,839
ali ima mjesta samo za jednog od nas.

455
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,209
Gdje je taj debeli glupan?

456
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:22,009
Vjerovali ili ne, to znači
Večeras imam sreće.

457
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,549
Svi imate čudan odnos.

458
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:27,279
Ljubav je tajanstvena stvar.

459
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,050
BRENDA: Herschel!

460
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,889
ODRASLI SHELDON: <i>Postoji u a
svijet predatora nije lak,</i>

461
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:40,260
<i>ali mi smo se razvili
nekoliko prirodnih obrana</i>

462
00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:41,530
<i>da nam pomognu preživjeti.</i>

463
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,060
<i>Pravi se mrtav,</i>

464
00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:45,519
- <i>pozivi upozorenja, kamuflaža...</i>
- [ZVONO NA BICIKLU]

465
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,300
♪ ♪

466
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,209
<i>i, posljednje, ali svakako ne manje važno,</i>

467
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<i>dobro staro bijeg.</i>

468
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[VRIŠTANJE]

469
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,170
<i>Ni malo vrištanja nikad ne škodi.</i>

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