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Yeah? 13 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:40,550 Feeling hungry? 14 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,350 I'm feeling very hungry. 15 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:44,890 Good, because we're going to work up an appetite. 16 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:47,110 Did you bring good food for our picnic? 17 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,030 Um, I think you're going to like it. 18 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:52,670 Really? 19 00:00:56,330 --> 00:00:57,330 Give me a love, Roy. 20 00:00:58,310 --> 00:00:59,310 I'm right here. 21 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:04,310 How you feeling? 22 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:06,330 Oh. 23 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,710 It's that kind of picnic. 24 00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:10,050 Uh -huh. 25 00:01:12,350 --> 00:01:14,250 I like these kinds of picnics. 26 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:15,128 Oh, really? 27 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:16,130 Oh, hors d 'oeuvres. 28 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:19,890 There you go. 29 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:22,750 Like that, huh? 30 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:24,330 Yeah. 31 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,310 Can you dance a little for me? 32 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:39,570 Just to get us worked up in our appetite. 33 00:01:39,950 --> 00:01:40,949 There you go. 34 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:42,150 Is that good enough for you, baby? 35 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:43,970 Can you turn around? 36 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:46,990 Oh, that's great. 37 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:48,630 You like that, huh? 38 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:49,749 Uh -huh. 39 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,030 Just don't pull my chain. 40 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:55,750 Well, uh... Come here. 41 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:57,210 Okay. 42 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:15,980 Oh, yeah. 43 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:22,840 Oh, 44 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,180 baby. 45 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,380 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:28,780 Oh, so much. 47 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,920 Hold on to me. 48 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,400 Hold on to me. 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 It's just a leaf. 50 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,400 It's just a leaf on your face. It's okay. 51 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,780 Hold on. Wait. 52 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:44,280 What? Wait, what the hell is this? 53 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,000 What? Honey. 54 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,820 What? What is that? 55 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,430 Hey, there he is! There he is! 56 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:20,190 Sheriff! Sheriff! Is it true the human remains of a journal dated 1812 were 57 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:21,190 recently found in the woods? 58 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:26,970 We discovered an extremely ancient corpse and a journal of some kind. The 59 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:29,890 discovery was made by a couple of college lovebirds. 60 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:34,550 They found a body. Now, we don't know how old the body is, so we're having a 61 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:38,970 forensics team studying some dental records, and we got some officials from 62 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:41,970 Bacchusville Museum carbon dating the journal. 63 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:46,310 Is it true, Sheriff, that the journal proves without a doubt the existence of 64 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,290 Helena Pottsworth, the legendary erotic witch? 65 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:52,070 God damn it to hell, Tolliver. You listen to me right now, okay? 66 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:57,330 You print so much as a molecule of what you just said in that asswipe you call a 67 00:03:57,330 --> 00:04:02,650 newspaper of yours, and I will personally string you up by your ankles, 68 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:06,650 from your Adam's apple down to your doodle, and bugger your screen. 69 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:10,650 You understand what I'm saying? I just got finished getting rid of... 70 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:14,410 of perverts from Bacchusville. And I'll be damned if I'm going to see 71 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:18,529 Bacchusville's woods being turned into a masturbation haven again. 72 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:19,730 You got me? 73 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:21,310 Yes, Sheriff. 74 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:23,590 Interview over. 75 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:29,370 But Sheriff, Sheriff, isn't it true that, Sheriff, isn't it true that you 76 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:32,150 were... Sheriff, please, Sheriff. Bite my shorts. Sheriff, please, Sheriff. 77 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,190 Smoke my underpants. 78 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,510 I'll kick you in the ankle. 79 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:38,210 I'll bite you in the ass. 80 00:04:58,150 --> 00:04:59,610 How's the examination coming? 81 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:02,310 Detective Nance, you startled me. 82 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:04,110 Sorry. 83 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,970 Listen, did you get any verification on the dates yet? 84 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,870 No, I haven't even managed to get the damn thing open. 85 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:11,510 Damn it. 86 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:15,750 You know, the mayor is just breathing down my neck on this whole thing. He 87 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:19,370 wants to put the myth of the erotic witch to bed once and for all, you know. 88 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:21,810 So I'll check in with you tomorrow. 89 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:24,570 In the meantime... 90 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,200 Why don't you try some lube on this thing? 91 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:33,960 That's what I use when I find myself in tight situations. 92 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:52,460 August 10th, 1812, the year of our Lord. 93 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:57,290 And the day Helena Pottsworth brought the erotic fever to the naive town of 94 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:01,990 Bacchusville like a plague of locusts. My hand trembles as if an unholy seizure 95 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:02,909 were upon it. 96 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:05,690 It's all I can do to resist the urge to fondle myself. 97 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,050 But the tale must be told. 98 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:10,670 Oh my God! 99 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:15,060 My fellow Bacchusvillians, I stand before you here today as your newly 100 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:18,920 mayor, and I'm going to let you know right now that I'm going to start 101 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,260 implementing some of the plans that got me elected mayor in the first place. 102 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:32,900 Any citizen found on a horse that is over the legal limit of course squeezing 103 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,860 shall have their horse taken from them by the city. 104 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,650 shall clog our city streets no more. 105 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:52,930 Miss Parker and her filthy horsehouse shall not be allowed to do businesses in 106 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:53,970 this town any longer. 107 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:05,110 And God damn it, Pierre, you are not marching with us in the same package 108 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,110 pray. 109 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,880 I shall make Pocketsville a shining example of the American way. 110 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:19,420 I shall make Pocketsville a city you can be proud to raise your children in. And 111 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,580 if anybody doesn't agree with me, I shall have them killed. 112 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:35,780 Oh, I mean, I'd be happy to discuss any of my policies with any citizen at any 113 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,440 time. Now, are there any questions? 114 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,880 No? Good. Well, I shall see everybody this Sunday in church at Pocketsville 115 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,280 Church. And remember, while going to church is not mandatory, if I do not see 116 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,120 you there in church, I shall have you killed. 117 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,840 Oh, I mean, don't forget to bring extra pennies for the bake sale after the 118 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,120 sermon. This first. 119 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,620 My dear. 120 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,759 Oh, Rudy. 121 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,360 It's such a beautiful day. 122 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,160 Yes, it is. 123 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,100 Why don't we go for a walk in the woods? 124 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,480 No, my dear, I'm far too busy for that. We're going to head over to the 125 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,100 elementary school for a good old -fashioned book burning. We're going to 126 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,420 every book with objectional material in it. 127 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,340 Well, what if you don't find any? 128 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,560 Well, then we'll have some. 129 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:25,720 Then we'll burn the books, then we'll hang the library and see if the win -win 130 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,720 situation all the way around. 131 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:28,260 It's great to be dead. 132 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,720 Woody. 133 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,940 Oh, I mean, what a pleasure it is doing my duty for a school. 134 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,700 Pardon me, dear, we have lots of books to burn. Come with me, John. 135 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,180 Oh, you're my life. 136 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,859 Oh, no, you just need to know how to communicate with animals. 137 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,640 Are you okay? 138 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:28,099 Yeah. 139 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,040 I've never seen you before. Who are you? I am Helena Pottsworth. 140 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,860 Helena Pottsworth? 141 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,160 The only Helena Pottsworth I've ever heard of is the old spinster that 142 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,460 schoolchildren whisper about. 143 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,880 Oh, you think of my mother. 144 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,880 She was mysterious and secretive, just like I am. 145 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,660 Oh, um, no. 146 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,980 I was just sunbathing. I was here watching you long before the gorilla 147 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,140 Oh. 148 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,280 You must think I'm filthy. No. 149 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:03,000 No, I come from a long line of healers and thinkers. We delve in the realm of 150 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 sexuality. 151 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,020 Sexuality? Yes. 152 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,480 He ignores you, doesn't he? 153 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,420 Yes. 154 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,280 Let me show you the pleasures he will not. 155 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,000 That was... that was... Liberating? 156 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,560 Oh, yes. 157 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:36,040 I want you to come to Bacchusville with me. The town thinks you're an old crone. 158 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:39,120 You saved my life. You deserve a hero's welcome. 159 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,780 No, people like me need to stay in solitude. 160 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,160 Oh, don't be silly. The townspeople will love you. 161 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:49,320 But we should probably keep what happened here today to ourselves. 162 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600 Why? 163 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,500 Oh, my husband, the mayor. 164 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,910 The townspeople, they wouldn't understand. 165 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,570 They'd think it evil and profane. Do you think what we did was evil and profane? 166 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,470 No, never. 167 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:23,580 And if my theory is correct, driving a rusty railway spike up the left nostril 168 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,140 will cure insomnia. 169 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840 Gee, Dr. 170 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,700 Pete, you're a freaking genius. Now, if only you could create a drug that would 171 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:35,380 turn the entire community into mindless zombies, that would be great. 172 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,220 Oh, I mean, if only you could create a drug that would alleviate humans, but no 173 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:43,740 bullshit. I want mindless zombies. You think you could do that? Oh, well, 174 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,680 enough to do it. Do you want some fun to your way? Oh, yes. 175 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,040 coming. 176 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,180 Well, hello there, Rudolph. 177 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,240 I'm Elena Pottsworth. 178 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,120 Elena Pottsworth. 179 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:23,020 Oh, gee. Christ, it's a pleasure to meet you. I wish I could see you, but it's a 180 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:26,800 pleasure to meet you. You saved my wife's life, and for that I'm forever in 181 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,480 debt. That is all back as well. 182 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,320 So, 183 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,280 why don't you tell us and the community something about yourself? 184 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:40,780 Well, I come from a long line of herbalists and healers. 185 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,840 Helena knows all there is to know about the human body. 186 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,700 Really? Well... 187 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:51,400 As town physicians and chemists, I'd love to discuss theories with you 188 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,920 Well, I'm sure we can arrange that. Oh, good. 189 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,800 I want each and every one of you to know I plan on putting my hands on all of 190 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,500 you. I know the ancient secrets of health and happiness and will enlighten 191 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,500 all. 192 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:20,900 Dare you interrupt our ceremony with something so trivial. I hate that smelly 193 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:21,779 old bastard. 194 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,320 I mean, he's really coming. 195 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:25,620 What are you blabbering on about, boy? 196 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:32,959 Oh, no. 197 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,720 That horrible mountain man is coming for me. 198 00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:27,050 Touch my nipples. 199 00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:07,250 I never imagined Miss Pottsworth to be so, so beautiful. 200 00:27:07,610 --> 00:27:14,030 Yes, but more than that, she seems so worldly and so wise. 201 00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:18,270 I get the strangest sensation just being near her. 202 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:20,890 Something I've never felt before. 203 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:24,670 Yes. We should go visit her soon. 204 00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:28,510 Why wait? 205 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:29,970 There's no time like the present. 206 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,320 Miss Pottsworth, we didn't see you there. 207 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800 Oh, call me Helena. 208 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:38,100 So what should I call you two besides delicious? 209 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:43,700 I'm Lucy, and this is... This is... Amy. 210 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:48,140 So, you two hope to learn the wisdom that's been passed down to me, huh? 211 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,240 Well, get undressed. 212 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,460 Undressed? Yes, get undressed. 213 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,280 You can't possibly hope to learn the possibilities of the universe if you 214 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,280 even know your own body. 215 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:23,920 I don't know what, but there's something about that woman. 216 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,700 I think she's going to spell trouble for this town. 217 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,180 I'd ride her out of here on a railroad track, but we haven't built a railroad. 218 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,080 But even if we still had a railroad, I have to be careful. 219 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,940 She did say Diane's blind. 220 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,880 I have to think of the voters. 221 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,600 Oh, look, boys, a local street merchant selling his wares. 222 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,710 Does my art please you, sir? 223 00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:55,990 You can have it for a fair price. 224 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,730 That's not art. It's shit. 225 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:01,030 Yes, sir. I made it myself. 226 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,810 I saved a ton on paint. 227 00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:05,870 I call it feces in repose. 228 00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:09,690 You're a horrible, disgusting little man. That's the most disgusting thing 229 00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:11,630 seen all day. Bubba, get over here. 230 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,090 Give this man a good flogging. Oh, he sure is pretty. 231 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:19,010 Clog up his pores so he can't inflict this kind of damage on our community 232 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:20,010 again. 233 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,659 Not so bad. Why don't you bring it along? We'll give it to the mother -in 234 00:34:25,659 --> 00:34:26,659 at Christmas. 235 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,179 Good 236 00:34:33,179 --> 00:34:44,980 afternoon, 237 00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:46,179 Mayor. 238 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:48,860 Good afternoon, Mayor Rudolph. 239 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,360 And how are you this fine and lovely day, Miss Chase? 240 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:56,210 I'm doing very well, especially considering the money you raised to help 241 00:34:56,210 --> 00:35:00,390 Bacchusville Schoolhouse. Ah, yes, Bacchusville Schoolhouse. Well, I was 242 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,230 to take that money and build myself a great big mansion, but it was a school 243 00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,210 issue that helped put me over the top in the election. 244 00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:09,450 God knows I hate this godforsaken little town, and the children of Bacchusville 245 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:11,970 are going to grow up to be nothing but dirt farmers and baby -making machines. 246 00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:15,390 But I think if the rest of the country can see that I bring this crappy little 247 00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:18,610 town into prosperity, it'll bring me that much closer to my bid for the 248 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:19,610 presidency. 249 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,520 Oh, I mean, education is very important to me, my dear. 250 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520 Oh, yes. 251 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,820 Well, thank you again. 252 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,038 Oh, my pleasure. 253 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:29,959 Have a nice day. 254 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,280 Okay. What a great girl. 255 00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:34,280 A woman of such great moral fiber. 256 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:37,540 Let's go see if we can find an amendment to wipe our asses with. 257 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,880 No. 258 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,420 My chicken's hungry, boy. 259 00:35:49,610 --> 00:35:50,610 Say, my chicken's hungry. 260 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,130 How you pick, boy? 261 00:35:55,470 --> 00:35:56,470 Odd or even? 262 00:35:57,630 --> 00:35:59,430 I won't play this game no more. 263 00:36:01,130 --> 00:36:02,990 Oh, you's gonna play, boy. 264 00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:07,370 Lest you want the whole town to know you spared of a chicken. 265 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:23,990 Just ain't your day, is it? You ready, Mr. Chicken? 266 00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:25,190 You ready? 267 00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:29,850 God damn it. 268 00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:35,510 Mr. 269 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:38,370 Chicken liked that. He surely did. 270 00:36:38,770 --> 00:36:39,770 God damn it, Chicken. 271 00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:41,170 God damn it, Chicken. 272 00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:47,190 God damn it, Chicken. God damn it. 273 00:37:01,339 --> 00:37:02,339 Hey boys. 274 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,540 We've got a game for you to play. 275 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,860 Helena's sexual healing had rekindled the passion I had once felt for my 276 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:07,860 husband. 277 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:12,060 But, once again, his work came before his husbandly duties. 278 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:18,740 Why, hello, my sweetness. 279 00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:23,940 Guess what I'm working on? A law that will tax people for breathing, picking 280 00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:26,460 their nose, or picking at their dingleberries. 281 00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:28,120 I'm a freaking genius. 282 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:32,220 You've been working so... 283 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,520 hard. 284 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:36,500 Yes, I have. I'm thinking of brand new ways to talk to people. 285 00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:41,240 Is there anything I can do for you? 286 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,440 Please stop that. You're wrinkling the thread. 287 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,680 I just had this cleaned, my dear. 288 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:52,640 Anything. No matter how sick, twisted, or painful. 289 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:57,320 Please, my dear. Yes, there is something that you can do for me. I'm having my 290 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,180 pretty pony chewed down at the blacksmith with solid gold shoes. 291 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,540 Right this very minute, my pretty pony. I love her. She's so cute. You can go 292 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:04,540 fetch her for me. 293 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,260 Wash my poo -poo undies and get my pretty pony's one. 294 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,100 Go before I catch you. 295 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,120 Thank you. 296 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:15,820 Little Betty. 297 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Fucking genius. 298 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,860 Oh, hi, Carol. 299 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,440 Diane, what a pleasant surprise. It's been so long. 300 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:28,540 Oh, I know. I should have stopped by sooner. I wish you had. 301 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:30,700 So crazy. I can imagine. 302 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,180 Definitely. I was here actually to pick up Rudy's new pony. 303 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,900 Oh, what a shame. You just missed him. He'll be back in a few hours if you'd 304 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:38,900 like to come back. 305 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,340 No, actually, why don't I just wait? Why don't you? 306 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:48,920 You know, you are quite an attractive woman. 307 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,960 Why, thank you. It's mutual. 308 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:57,980 Well, thank you. I mean, you're... 309 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,200 Really attractive. 310 00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:11,819 Thank you. 311 00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:58,170 It seemed that Helena's influence was spreading through the town like 312 00:43:58,850 --> 00:44:02,570 But there still remained a few who were immune to her influence. 313 00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:12,070 What's happening in this town? I don't know, but people have been 314 00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:18,050 coming to my office for the last two days complaining of strange fever. It 315 00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:21,910 started when that Miss Pottsworth woman came to town. You're right. Now, figure 316 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:22,930 not to poke my hat. 317 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:25,690 I think we should just juggle up. 318 00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:31,350 Oh, I mean, we shouldn't jump to conclusions. We should just let the 319 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:32,350 its goodness. 320 00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:38,570 Good morning. 321 00:44:39,630 --> 00:44:45,390 Today's sermon is about the temptation of the flesh and the sins that we must 322 00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:46,390 not succumb to. 323 00:44:47,430 --> 00:44:51,010 Now, if you will all open your Bibles to page 459. 324 00:44:51,350 --> 00:44:52,350 Oh, Reverend! 325 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,250 It's time for the second coming. 326 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,720 Crap, I've got to make this quick. 327 00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,600 Okay. 328 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:01,940 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 329 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,300 Fornication, unless you're married. 330 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,600 Forget about it. 331 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,360 Masturbation, don't do it. 332 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:07,900 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 333 00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:13,080 Bestiality. No way. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. God will smite. Forget the 334 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,180 homosexuality. He who entereth man entereth not the kingdom of heaven. 335 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,138 Beg forgiveness. 336 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:19,800 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fire and brimstone. 337 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:24,280 Pecking at your testicles for all of eternity. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 338 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,600 The donation tray. 339 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:27,690 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 340 00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:29,190 God bless. 341 00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:31,010 Divine plan. 342 00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:35,890 Blessed are we who... Let us pray. 343 00:45:44,130 --> 00:45:45,130 Oh, Reverend. 344 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,350 Tell me about Satan again. 345 00:45:47,590 --> 00:45:49,510 Oh, yeah, Satan, he's bad. How bad? 346 00:45:50,550 --> 00:45:51,550 Oh! 347 00:45:52,910 --> 00:45:54,270 Mediocre, but bad. There's something else. 348 00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:55,850 He's got horns? 349 00:45:56,010 --> 00:45:59,230 He's got horns. How big are they? Have you talked about his trident now? 350 00:45:59,450 --> 00:46:02,990 Oh, yeah, more than that. Are you kidding? His tail. His tail is even 351 00:46:02,990 --> 00:46:07,170 boy. And here it comes here. Because it's one of these things. Oh, Jesus, 352 00:46:07,290 --> 00:46:09,330 and Joseph. Oh, my God. Amen. 353 00:46:09,610 --> 00:46:10,970 Can I hear an amen? 354 00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:13,050 Amen, Reverend. 355 00:46:15,130 --> 00:46:20,230 Amen. Is my pretty pony the... 356 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,850 It's a waste. 357 00:47:06,010 --> 00:47:09,450 Oh, Diane, you startled me. 358 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,170 What are you doing here so late? 359 00:47:11,770 --> 00:47:13,470 I've been watching you, Chase. 360 00:47:14,410 --> 00:47:18,170 I must say, you are quite an attractive woman. 361 00:47:19,150 --> 00:47:24,910 I know that you're a wonderful teacher, but are you a good student as well? 362 00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:28,330 What do you mean, Diane? Are you feeling well? 363 00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:30,110 Oh, very. 364 00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:33,210 She's never felt better, in fact. 365 00:47:33,670 --> 00:47:37,750 Mr. Pottsworth, what are you doing here? We're here to teach you. What is the 366 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,750 meaning of this? 367 00:47:39,110 --> 00:47:40,990 Why are you both looking at me like that? 368 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:43,770 We're here to teach you, dear. Don't be scared. 369 00:47:44,270 --> 00:47:45,270 Teach me what? 370 00:47:45,970 --> 00:47:46,970 Art? 371 00:47:49,230 --> 00:47:50,230 No. 372 00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:54,390 Don't. Come on. 373 00:49:38,370 --> 00:49:41,170 Thank you. 374 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,680 I cannot describe what I had become. 375 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:21,180 Helena Pottsworth had released a beast buried deep inside me, and I had found 376 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,140 and freed that same beast in the other women of Bacchusville. 377 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:27,640 But the women were not the only ones harboring beasts. 378 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,600 This is terrible. 379 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,200 Crops are dying. 380 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,820 Life back is running free. 381 00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:44,310 the town of the chapel. 382 00:52:44,850 --> 00:52:48,590 They seem to have become the secret to all the zombies. 383 00:52:48,930 --> 00:52:53,250 It seems that only we three have not succumbed to this erotic fever. 384 00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:54,530 Yes. 385 00:53:13,450 --> 00:53:14,450 Thank you 386 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:36,980 No, 387 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,660 Mayor, you should be ashamed. 388 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:47,180 You ignore your own wife and make these people feel like sex is a bad thing, 389 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:49,800 when it's the most beautiful thing in the world. 390 00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:55,300 Oh, my goodness, women! What has come over you? 391 00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:58,240 Women! Take me! Take me now! 392 00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:02,200 Stop it! Fill me like a ballot box on election night! What has happened to 393 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,780 women? No! The lunatics have taken over the asylum! 394 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,400 Have you ever seen Diana? Yes, 395 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,040 every night. Isn't it absolutely annoying? 396 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,360 I can't keep this place forever. 397 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,020 Are they taxing on the human body? I wouldn't know. It's absolutely 398 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:53,280 She waits till they exhaust themselves and then grab that pot -wood woman and 399 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,080 then force a cure out of her. 400 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,520 Yes. That new kidnapping technique I've heard so much of. You're brilliant, 401 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:04,800 Doctor. All right. You're not that brilliant. Take it easy. 402 00:56:58,510 --> 00:56:59,510 Is my pony ready yet? 403 00:57:00,070 --> 00:57:02,070 It's quieted down out there. Let's go. 404 00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:03,450 Oh, okay. 405 00:57:04,030 --> 00:57:05,410 No, no, no, no. This way, this way. 406 00:57:05,610 --> 00:57:06,610 Oh, okay. 407 00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:09,470 Why is my zipper open? 408 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,010 Don't ask, don't tell. 409 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,440 No. 410 00:57:51,980 --> 00:57:52,540 I 411 00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:59,540 love 412 00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:01,240 the smell of burning witch in the morning. 413 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,800 Big bird, no. 414 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,080 What's the matter, town folk? 415 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,900 Too tired to help your precious erotic witch? 416 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:11,440 That's right, I said it. She's a witch. 417 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,640 She bedeviled this entire community with her black magic. 418 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,118 Put the wicker. 419 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,380 Right. Doctor. 420 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:38,100 Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not an arsonist. 421 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,400 No. 422 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,760 You are an ignorant man, Mayor Rudolph. 423 00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:51,420 But you are correct. 424 00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:53,880 Bacchusville is your town. 425 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,580 Therefore, I will leave this place. 426 00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:59,360 And I will take the pleasure of the flesh with me. 427 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,620 No mortal eye shall ever gaze upon me, but those who are brave enough to 428 00:59:05,620 --> 00:59:09,980 into the woods will feel my touch and know the pleasure that is mine to 429 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,680 That's right, girly! 430 00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:30,040 And now that the town is mine once again, I'm going to work harder than 431 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,720 learning... Where the fuck are you going? Hey, doc, where are you going? 432 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,880 jerks, get over here now. 433 00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:38,580 This is my town. Go, go, go. I don't need you all. I don't need... 434 01:04:04,330 --> 01:04:05,330 Thank you. 435 01:05:56,589 --> 01:05:59,290 Oh, God. 436 01:06:38,140 --> 01:06:40,380 I guess it's chicken again tonight. 437 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,120 Are you here? 438 01:09:55,620 --> 01:09:56,620 Fuck me.