1 00:00:00,291 --> 00:00:03,253 ♪ I wanna be loved by you. ♪ 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,129 ♪ Bedump dedump dedump dedump. ♪ 3 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,297 ♪ Boop boop a doop. ♪♪ 4 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,632 [movie projector, music] 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,510 [News Announcer] It was a day like any other in Manhattan. 6 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,595 The city that never sleeps. 7 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,932 And a day like any other for the Wilde family. 8 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,892 A family of such means, 9 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,770 they are considered American royalty. 10 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:24,816 Heiresses Tinsley and Mattie Wilde, sisters who, 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,320 due to their good fortune, are among the wealthiest of the elite. 12 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:34,034 Some estimate their father's worth to be several kings ransoms. 13 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,369 Tinsley, and Mattie Wilde 14 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:41,290 attend the exclusive premiere of the latest Charlie Chaplin movie, 15 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:45,545 “City Lights”, alongside the master Chaplin himself. 16 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,213 And the world's elites. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:51,217 Then disaster strikes as stocks collapse. 18 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,553 Billions of dollars vanish. 19 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,389 Many in despair take their own life, 20 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:59,642 including aristocrat Cornelius Wilde. 21 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:03,063 With the bulk of his fortunes wiped out. 22 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,857 Even so, the Wilde sisters 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,444 are still sitting pretty, as it is rumored 24 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,822 the heiresses are to inherit the vast family estates. 25 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,746 Cornelius Wilde’s 26 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,624 two sisters, reportedly cut from the land inheritance 27 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:27,670 are reduced to going before the general public for help. 28 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,464 I am one of the sweet lambs. 29 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,757 [Beatrice off camera] Lambs just lambs. 30 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,383 Lambs just lambs. 31 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,551 [Beatrice] Don’t say just lambs. 32 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,011 Not just any lambs. 33 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,387 [Beatrice] Oh for the love of Pete, move on. 34 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,263 Moving on. 35 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,475 I am one of the lambs that Wall Street has shorn. 36 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:44,229 I, along with the rest of my family, have lost our millions. 37 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,230 [Beatrice] The coat. Talk about the coat. 38 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,567 And now all I have left is this chinchilla coat... 39 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:53,363 that I paid $25,000 for. 40 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,281 And if there's anyone watching this 41 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,201 who could buy my coat, I wish you would. 42 00:01:58,952 --> 00:01:59,702 [Beatrice] Move on. 43 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,828 [playing piano] 44 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:05,708 But the fates have the last laugh as Cornelius Wilde’s will 45 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:10,963 was not located. An earlier will leaves the estates to Cornelius’ 46 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:14,175 sisters Beatrice and Florence Wilde. 47 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,554 Tinsley Wilde and Mattie Wilde 48 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,765 now impoverished, are sent off to the wilderness 49 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:25,812 of the Pacific Northwest, once known as the Oregon Territory, 50 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:31,234 to pursue convalescence and to mourn the death of their father. 51 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:36,072 All of this as the country sinks into financial impoverishment, 52 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:39,534 the likes of which the world has never seen. 53 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:46,166 [Franklin Roosevelt] The only thing we have to fear is... 54 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,543 fear itself. 55 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,754 ♪ Once I lived a life of a millionaire. ♪ 56 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,885 ♪ Spending my money I didn’t care. ♪ 57 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,973 ♪ Then I began to fall so low. ♪ 58 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,143 ♪ I didn’t have a friend ♪ 59 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,270 ♪ and no place to go. ♪ 60 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,482 ♪ But if I ever get my hands on a dollar again ♪ 61 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,776 ♪ I’m gonna hold on to it. ♪ 62 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,278 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 63 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,614 ♪ when you’re down and out. ♪ 64 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,617 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 65 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,869 ♪ when you’re down and out. ♪ 66 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,413 ♪ I mean when you down and out. ♪ 67 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,583 ♪ When you down and out. ♪ 68 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,961 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 69 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,005 ♪ When you down and out. ♪ 70 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,507 ♪ I mean when you down and out. ♪♪ 71 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,301 [radio static] 72 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,721 [radio plays] ♪ Beautiful girl... ♪♪ 73 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,140 This is Tinsley Wilde, my little sister. 74 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,600 Dazzling but dangerous. 75 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,518 And that's me, Mattie. 76 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,811 The less glamorous one. 77 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,023 Tinsley’s not evil, just blissfully unaware 78 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,816 like a cat walking through traffic. 79 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,109 But I digress. 80 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,029 This is the story of how we lost our fortune 81 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,865 and learned that diamonds aren't the only things made under pressure. 82 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:01,992 What? 83 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:02,742 I said shut up. 84 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:03,451 No you didn't. 85 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,285 I was thinking it. 86 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,204 I was thinking you should shut your smug, 87 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,413 ill-shaped poor blood mouth. 88 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,458 Tinsley, I haven't said a single word for the last 20 minutes. 89 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,043 Oh, but you wanted to. 90 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,336 I could feel you sitting there... 91 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:14,962 thinking things. 92 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,216 If you are referring to my knowledge of how a telegraph office works... 93 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,592 That. There. Your... 94 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,136 workmen's knowledge of things. 95 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,431 Tinsley, I don't think it takes any sort of special knowledge to know that 96 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:28,601 you cannot simply yell at the man for him to get our Aunt Beatrice on the line 97 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,562 as if people out here just somehow know who are Aunt Beatrice, 98 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,814 almost 3000 miles back in New York City, is. 99 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:36,734 And that they just have her telephone number on file, somehow. 100 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,612 You are so boring and tedious. 101 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:40,947 You just made a speech about something 102 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,616 nobody knows about, poor blood, and nobody cares about. 103 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,367 I'm Mattie. 104 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,452 You never call me by my name. 105 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,371 That's what I said. 106 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:51,082 Poor blood. I called you by your name. 107 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 And this is not New York City. 108 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,961 As you have been reminding me for... 109 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:59,173 Oh, dear Mary, 2000 miles. 110 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,259 2851 miles. 111 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,219 That, right there. 112 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,596 I heard you every minute of every day for the last seven days. 113 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,181 I was being metaphorical. 114 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,517 You know there's something wrong with you, poor blood. 115 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,978 It's figurative, not metaphorical. 116 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,021 And there's something wrong with me. 117 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:14,689 You said it. 118 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,315 I was just repeating what you said. 119 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,984 I know that deep down. 120 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,318 Not that deep down, mind you. 121 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,737 You want to tell me all about the filthy little halfwits that are here 122 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:22,697 and why they are all so 123 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,908 dowdy looking with soiled and spotted clothing and all looking 124 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,953 so slovenly, unkempt inelegant, dirty... 125 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,704 Are you finished? 126 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,663 Unfashionable. 127 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,081 Stained. Did I say stained? 128 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,416 Tinsley, the call has gone through. 129 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,626 Your party's already on the line, ma'am. 130 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,669 Um, here. 131 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,714 Do you not have a private booth? No, ma'am. 132 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:41,674 You seriously can't expect me to have a conversation out here 133 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,093 in the open wilderness? 134 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,470 Ah, no, ma'am, I don't expect anything. 135 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,513 Don't be droll. 136 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,681 There are insects. 137 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,850 Ma'am, I doubt the insects will be listening in. 138 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:52,560 Impertinent. 139 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,270 I want your name. Give me your name. 140 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,021 Buford, ma'am. 141 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:55,663 Well... 142 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,857 Buford... 143 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,609 I am going to make life very hard for you. 144 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:03,237 Tinsley, may we stay focused? Aunt Beatrice. 145 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,030 Your party’s 146 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,532 already on the line, ma'am. [sighs] 147 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:06,324 Very well. 148 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:09,619 [Blows into phone] 149 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,205 Hello? 150 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,039 Aunt Beatrice? 151 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:13,748 [horns] 152 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,291 [Mattie] I’m pretty sure L. Frank Baum 153 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,792 came up with the Wicked Witch of the West 154 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,419 after meeting my Aunt Beatrice. 155 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,712 [sinister violin] 156 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,798 Please hold for Miss Beatrice Wilde. 157 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,055 Has it been cleaned? 158 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:29,889 Yes, ma'am. 159 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,641 Hello, Matilda. Is this Matilda? 160 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,060 No. You know it's Tinsley. 161 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,188 Our attorney Mr. Cantilever told me Matilda would be on the line. 162 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,149 It’s Tinsley. I thought you might hang up if you knew it was me. 163 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:43,277 I expected you to dominate Matilda, so I'm not surprised. 164 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,404 Dominate? 165 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,907 She tortured me all the way here with her endless useless facts about - 166 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:48,949 How are you, darling? 167 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,534 Have you settled into the new house? 168 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,203 We haven't seen it yet, dear auntie. 169 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,996 Has Mr. Birdwhistle located my father's will? 170 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,499 We will notify you the moment he locates it. 171 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:57,349 How? 172 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,350 By pigeon? 173 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,795 There probably isn't a telephone at the new house. 174 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:01,879 [sharp sigh] 175 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,715 Hello. 176 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,717 Will there be a telephone? 177 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,303 Where we are staying? 178 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,013 Telephone. 179 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:12,932 Can he hear me? 180 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,058 Mattie is he dumb? 181 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,435 Results are all that matters, Mr. Cantilever. 182 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,937 This is an earned relationship. 183 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,190 We Wilde’s did not become endlessly wealthy by giving things away. 184 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,525 Except for to charities. 185 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,443 Now we have to get onto a tiny little deathboat 186 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:27,363 and be driven to the end of the world for reasons I am still not sure why. 187 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,532 I don’t believe you say driven. I believe it is piloted. 188 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,535 Shut up! What? 189 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,244 Now we have to get into a tiny little death boat - 190 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,370 No, not you dear. 191 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,081 Except for the charities, when we get things away to charities. 192 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,208 My dear sister it is not giving anything away 193 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,502 If you make more money from it than you spent. 194 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,171 I know my father never wouldn’t have died without leaving a will. 195 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:47,758 Obviously, we all didn't know your father as well as we thought we did. 196 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,468 Just say it - 197 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,677 because he shot himself, 198 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,845 when you were just a child 199 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,847 your mother made me promise to look out for you. 200 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,141 No one knows where my mother is. And if you promise to look out for me, 201 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,309 why don't you? 202 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,895 It was unnecessary, dear. 203 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,773 Your every need was prearranged and fulfilled by a small army 204 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,191 of servants, nannies and tutors. 205 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,401 And here you are. 206 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,738 Yes. Here we are. Cut off. 207 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,616 I thought you favored Mattie, at least. 208 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:16,954 How could you leave her out here in the middle of nowhere? 209 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,541 It is only for a short while until the ugly society columnists 210 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:21,625 quiet down. 211 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,377 You're embarrassing the family. 212 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:27,256 Sit it out for a while in paradise, and then we will quietly have you back. 213 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,341 I know how to take care of family. 214 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,177 You know we don't believe you, Aunt Beatrice. 215 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,137 I believe there is a clicking on the line. 216 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,388 Is that right? 217 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,640 I can't hear a thing. 218 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:41,646 [phone hanging up] 219 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,359 She gave us the bum’s rush. We’re behind the eight ball now. 220 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,778 [Mattie] We knew we were in trouble... 221 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,822 but in our overly pampered, wildest imaginations, 222 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,742 we had absolutely no idea what was coming for us. 223 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:58,663 [intense orchestral music] 224 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,546 [seagulls squawk] 225 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:07,713 Sharks. 226 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,091 There are sharks in the water. 227 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,014 Oh, I think they are broad nose six gills. 228 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:17,890 Tiger sharks. 229 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,308 Are they dangerous? 230 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,143 Mm hm. 231 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:22,269 How can you tell? 232 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,146 Their snout is more bluntly rounded. 233 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,856 Oh I see. 234 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,441 We are going to die 235 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,276 and you are talking about the shapes 236 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,445 of the mouths of the sharks that are going to eat us. 237 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,739 This gentleman knows what he's doing. 238 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,410 I'm sure he wouldn't bring us out here if he knew we were going to die. 239 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:38,911 [clears throat] 240 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,080 [sighs] 241 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,374 So what was it really like being Tinsley’s sister? 242 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:45,084 Crisis management. 243 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:48,796 Improvising in situations no one could have possibly imagined. 244 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,756 Like at the Paris fashion show, 245 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,759 when Tinsley jumped up on stage and ripped a runway model's dress off 246 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,387 because she wanted to protect everyone from bad taste. 247 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,472 Who will bring me my cigarettes out here? 248 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,767 I'm sure there are none. 249 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,811 You shouldn't be smoking. 250 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:05,896 Are none? 251 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:07,982 As in no servants? 252 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,776 You mean I have to procure my own cigarettes? 253 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,155 No. None as in, no cigarettes. 254 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,910 Nobody told me I'd have to give up smoking to come out here. 255 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,330 That's it. 256 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,873 I'm done. 257 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,458 I want to go back. 258 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:27,918 I want to go back. 259 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,339 I want to go back. 260 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,798 Take it back the other way now. 261 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:37,970 Did you hear me? 262 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,639 I want to go back. 263 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,683 I wish to return. 264 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,977 There's nothing for us to return to. 265 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:52,151 I insist you turn this little skiff around, monkey man. 266 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,986 Or shall I have you fired? 267 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,029 Do you hear me? 268 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,155 [sizzling] 269 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:56,797 Ahh. 270 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,284 [stressed metal] 271 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,703 [startled] Oh, no! Oooh! 272 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:02,536 [splash] 273 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,788 Ohooooaah! 274 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,248 You clumsy dumb troglodite. 275 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,583 Those are my underthings. 276 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,751 [gasps] 277 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,670 The finest garments from France and Italy. 278 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,380 [splash Tinsley screams] 279 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:13,839 Oh! 280 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:21,764 [music - light harps] 281 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,724 We... are going to die! 282 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,186 ♪ We’re passing on ♪ 283 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:31,065 ♪ from shore to shore. ♪ 284 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,401 ♪ Rough rocks ♪ 285 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:37,446 ♪ May be at hand. ♪ 286 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:43,285 ♪ The winds may cry ♪ 287 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:49,792 ♪ and storms may ro-ar ♪ 288 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:54,338 ♪ before we reach the land. ♪♪ 289 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,256 Hello? 290 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,467 Where is the person who is supposed to meet us? 291 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,136 [crash] 292 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,805 Mr. boatman, please be careful with that. 293 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,641 Poor blood, my shoes are being ruined. 294 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,976 Am I not speaking in the way that he understands? 295 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,354 Clearly, the working class in these regions are not up to the same 296 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,024 level of culture as our local routine work-a-day class back at home. 297 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,652 Hello? 298 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,279 There's nobody here. 299 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,991 Where do we find a-a telephone? 300 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,617 There are no telephones. 301 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,660 Is there a car service? 302 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,828 Do you see any roads? 303 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,873 Well, what are we to do? There isn't even a cabana or lounge. 304 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,792 [boat motor] 305 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,169 You cannot leave us here. 306 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,003 Hey, captain fish-for-brains. 307 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,505 I haven't eaten in hours. 308 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,674 Mattie, tell him I'm evaporating! 309 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,260 Oh please, please, please Mr. boatman. 310 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,803 Please do not leave us here. 311 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,139 My sister, she cannot help her rudeness. 312 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,933 Her behavior is off putting and she's missing something. 313 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,561 When it comes to thinking of others, it is an affliction. 314 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,606 Mattie. She really is quite harmless. 315 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,482 Mm hm. 316 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,360 Oh, with the exception of when she put the cigarette out on your back or... 317 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,782 or when she slammed the door of the train cabin on our waiter's fingers, or whe... 318 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:03,657 Mattie. 319 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:04,825 [sigh] 320 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,286 Yes. Now that I look at it 321 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,122 on it’s face, I can see why you are leaving us here. 322 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,211 ♪ May the road rise up to meet you. ♪ 323 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,548 ♪ May the wind be always at your back. ♪ 324 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:24,094 ♪ May the sun shine warm upon your face. ♪ 325 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,223 ♪ May you always know happiness. ♪ 326 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,352 ♪ May the road rise up to meet you. ♪ 327 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,731 ♪ May the wind be always at your back. ♪ 328 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,152 ♪ May the lands of friends always be near. ♪ 329 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,237 ♪ May you always know happiness. ♪♪ 330 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,573 It is definitely a cut path. 331 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,325 I don't know about a road. 332 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,993 If a motor car can drive on this. 333 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,745 But we can walk. 334 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:50,746 To where? 335 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,247 And what about our luggage? 336 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,166 Yes. That needs to be our priority. 337 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,126 I can't do it alone. 338 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,396 [ahh] 339 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:04,760 I have never carried a bag in my life. Let alone a trunk. 340 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,054 Besides my purse, I mean. 341 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,097 Yes, Tinsley, 342 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:12,059 I know. This is not a surprise to anyone who has ever met you, 343 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,894 but if you want to keep any of the things you have left 344 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,437 you have left, you are going to have to pitch in. 345 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,233 What are you doing? 346 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:20,542 Eh. 347 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,154 You're leaving your Hermes gold purse there... 348 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,281 on that dirty log? 349 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,783 Do you see a table? 350 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,119 It'll ruin the surface. 351 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,329 The gold will tarnish. 352 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,539 Gold doesn't technically tarnish. 353 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,249 It could possibly discolor or disintegrate 354 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,960 if it came into contact with some bleach or salts. 355 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,503 But, not tarnish. 356 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,129 Hey. Gold doesn't technically tarnish, 357 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,132 blah, blah blahblah blahblah blah. 358 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:43,966 I hate you. 359 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,342 Yes, you always tell me. 360 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:46,902 Gold. 361 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,346 Yes, yes, the clasps are made of gold. 362 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,764 We can sell the gold if we need to. 363 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,058 I am not selling my purse. 364 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,228 It's a 24 karat gold handbag coated in diamonds. 365 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,938 We can sell the diamonds too. 366 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:58,622 [grunt] 367 00:14:59,231 --> 00:14:59,940 What are you saying? 368 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,358 I would rather die. 369 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,651 It might happen, Tinsley. 370 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,611 There are more important things right now. 371 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,946 Who are you? 372 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,364 The tide is coming in. 373 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,910 Our things will either float away or sink to the bottom. 374 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,037 [country music] 375 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:18,125 ♪ May the road rise up to meet you. ♪ 376 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,963 ♪ May the wind be always at your back. ♪ 377 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:28,344 ♪ May the sun shine warm upon your face. ♪ 378 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,515 ♪ May you always know happiness. ♪♪ 379 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,976 Wait. 380 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,393 I can't walk this fast. 381 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,394 There's no sidewalk. 382 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,854 Nope. No there isn't. 383 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,231 Mattie, there's a werewolf coming at us. 384 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:41,957 [gasp] 385 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,527 We don't even have garlic or a silver bullet. 386 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,820 Garlic is for vampires. 387 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,448 This is Canis lupus. What? 388 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,449 Oh, it is not a werewolf. It is a wolf. 389 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,618 It looks like it wants to eat us. 390 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,870 What should we do? It's odd. 391 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,496 I read in a book that most wild animals won't just approach you. 392 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,873 Well, maybe he didn't read that book. 393 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,458 It's not what they are supposed to do. 394 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,168 Wolves don't just approach you. 395 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,754 Okay, well, maybe he's a loner, wolf. Like. 396 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,797 Like a stupid loner like you. 397 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,174 Yeah, like a loner wolf. 398 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,176 [Mattie laughing] 399 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,260 Why are you laughing? 400 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,219 Really? 401 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:14,556 Maybe he's a loner wolf? Lone wolf. 402 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,975 You don't think that's funny? 403 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,684 [Mattie laughing] 404 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,810 [wolf snarling] 405 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:19,603 He's getting closer. 406 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,147 He’s not slowing down. What do we do? 407 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,190 I don't know, I got my lowest grades in zoology. 408 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,943 Headmistress Mary said things like this would happen if I didn't study. 409 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,527 Really? That dried up old shrew 410 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,364 told you your life would be ruined if you didn't study zoology. 411 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,241 No, not zoology per se. 412 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:33,867 I aced zoology. 413 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,744 No you didn't you had someone else take the test for you? 414 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,080 I attended the classes and took the test for myself. 415 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,874 I would have rather have poked out my left eye than taken zoology. 416 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,250 Okay, well, maybe if you studied in school, 417 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,377 you would know what to do right now. 418 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,462 Oh my God. School. 419 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,381 Shut up about school all the time. 420 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,967 School this. School that. You are so boring. 421 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,136 I've only ever seen wolves at the Bronx Zoo. 422 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,765 And they just walked around in circles looking like they wanted to eat you. 423 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,893 They walked in circles because they were in a cage. 424 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,103 Oh, what do we do? 425 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:01,979 He’s not slowing down. 426 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,522 I don’t know. I-I don’t know. 427 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,399 Should we go in the water? Do wolves go in the water? 428 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,401 [wolf snarling] 429 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,069 [suspense music] 430 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:09,945 Hello? 431 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,071 Tinsley, I think the way this creature is moving, 432 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,741 I think he may have something like... rabies. 433 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,201 Rabies? Did you say rabies? 434 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,369 Yes. I read about this in a book. 435 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,829 I think we should try to move up off the beach 436 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,746 and climb one of the trees. 437 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,708 Okay, we'll turn... and see if he follows us, yes? 438 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,350 Yes. 439 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,585 [wolf snarling] 440 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,670 [tension music] 441 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,715 Okay yes, yes, it's definitely rabies. 442 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,799 [action music] 443 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,928 [girls screaming] Uuh. 444 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,512 It’s way higher up here than it looks. 445 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,014 Wolves don't climb trees! 446 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:37,848 [wolf snarling] 447 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,807 [Tinsley shrieks] 448 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,350 I thought you said he doesn’t climb trees! 449 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,893 That's what I read in a zoology book! 450 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,395 Where did you get this zoology book?! 451 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,397 Off of a street vendor in Times Square? 452 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,189 [wolf snarling] 453 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,650 Ahhh! Ahhhh! [whimper] 454 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,484 I cannot do this. 455 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,987 I'm not prepared. I've no sporting abilities like you. 456 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,488 I was made for high fashion couture. 457 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,531 [growling] 458 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,783 [shrieking! whimpering, sobbing] 459 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,243 I don't think he likes the sound of your voice. 460 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,619 I’m the one with the pretty voice. 461 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,039 The creature clearly has no taste. 462 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,498 And I am the one who studied. 463 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,916 I studied how to attract a husband. 464 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,793 Maybe you can ask your husband to remove this wolf. 465 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,921 I was going to marry an Astor. [gulps] 466 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,297 And you were going to be an old maid. 467 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,006 [sighs] 468 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,090 [Tinsley screams] 469 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,008 What? What? 470 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,009 Our purses! 471 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:14,801 [breathy] 472 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,178 [raccoon chitters] 473 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,429 Oh. Oh oh! 474 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,722 [Tinsley grunting] 475 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,432 Tinsley stop! What are you doing? 476 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,391 I'm saving my purse. 477 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,476 No, you are not. 478 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,895 I got that in Paris. It cost $10,000. 479 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,063 Well, things are different now. 480 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,481 What are those beasts? 481 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,358 I think they're raccoons, judging by their stripes. 482 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,487 What do they want with my lipstick? My makeup? 483 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,571 Maybe they're trying to attract a husband. 484 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,614 [growling] 485 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,324 Waaah. Oh, ahhhh! 486 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,076 Whoa oh oh! 487 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,412 ♪ May the road rise up to meet you. ♪ 488 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,208 ♪ May the wind be always at your back. ♪ 489 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,379 ♪ May the sun shine warm upon your face. ♪ 490 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,299 ♪ May you always know happiness. ♪ 491 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,595 ♪ May the road rise up to meet you. ♪ 492 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,349 ♪ May the wind be always at your back. ♪ 493 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,520 ♪ May the sun shine warm upon your face. ♪ 494 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,232 ♪ May you always know happiness. ♪ 495 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,153 ♪ May you always know happiness. ♪♪ 496 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,697 [birds chirp, deer grunts] 497 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,199 In our whole lives, we never slept on anything 498 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,202 less than thousand thread count silk Italian sheets, 499 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,412 let alone in the branches of a bug infested tree. 500 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,248 We are going to die. 501 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,333 Stop with that. 502 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,585 I'm so cold. 503 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,461 [ragged breathing] 504 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,354 Look. 505 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,341 [excited gasp] 506 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,509 [Tinsley] We're saved. 507 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,428 [1920s pop music] 508 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,472 [seagull cry] 509 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,932 [1920s music continues] 510 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,058 [crab clicking] 511 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:45,767 Hey there. 512 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,477 Oh, civilization returns. 513 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,520 Tinsley, we do not know this man. 514 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,563 She has mental problems. 515 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,981 I do not have mental problems. 516 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,775 Notice how she's becoming agitated. We try not to alarm her. 517 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,986 You tomatoes are the Wilde cousins, are you not? 518 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,445 How dare you use such language, my dear sir. 519 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,530 Dames? No. 520 00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,490 Babes? Nope. 521 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,365 Hmm. 522 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,366 You broads are the - 523 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,008 Nope. 524 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,286 You birds of the Wilde cousins, are you not? 525 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,288 We are not cousins. We are sisters. 526 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,623 Half sisters. Her mother died before I was born. 527 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,375 Their breeding was inconsequential. 528 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,338 My mother's Irish lineage can be traced back to the knights in the 1500s. 529 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,632 They were of the Brays and the Banes... 530 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,510 knights, a minor nobility. 531 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,012 Thus poor blood. 532 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,849 Ah - I'm just here to take you where you need to go. To the house. 533 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,184 Oh. What about our luggage? 534 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:27,935 Where is it? 535 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,481 [seagulls crying] 536 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,398 [clears throat] 537 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,400 [1920s music] ♪ Oh boy I’m lucky. ♪ 538 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,653 ♪ I’ll swear I’m lucky. ♪ 539 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:42,658 ♪ This is my lucky da-a-a-a-a-a-y. ♪♪ 540 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,534 [bird chirp] 541 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,161 [frog croaks] 542 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,537 [birds] 543 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,540 The address is right, but this has to be a mistake. 544 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,167 I don't even think it is a house. 545 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,752 I believe it is a boathouse. 546 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,753 A boathouse? 547 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,254 Where do we find a telephone? 548 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,631 I can get you to Port Townsend. 549 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,132 There should be a telephone there. 550 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,092 How far away is it? 551 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,551 Hundred miles, give or take. 552 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,680 [old time Model-T engine] 553 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:10,727 [radio commercial growing louder] 554 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,649 [radio static] 555 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,195 [dear bleats] 556 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,280 [engine backfires, gasp] 557 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,242 [gasp] 558 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,160 [sigh] 559 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,584 A button man. 560 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:35,962 What? 561 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:36,795 A button man. 562 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,714 It’s the name they give to somebody who makes people disappear. 563 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,507 A button man. 564 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,302 What an... interesting piece of trivia that you have held onto 565 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,720 when you stumbled across it. 566 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,265 Yeah, my last name is Button, 567 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,225 so I remembered it from when I was a kid. 568 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,936 You know, things you pick up in the neighborhood. 569 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,354 [both laugh nervously] 570 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,564 Oh. That's just wonderful. 571 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,357 Yap. Yap. 572 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,609 So much better than... 573 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:01,611 you know, my grandmother. 574 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,488 She used to say, I don't give a button. 575 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,659 Buttons are... quite a funny thing ...when you think about it. 576 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,452 I figured you was the smart one. 577 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,870 You got a good conk. 578 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,123 Conk. I don't understand what you mean. 579 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,083 Well you two dolls clearly come from money 580 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,876 and, uh, you're both lookers. 581 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:20,213 I mean, you would be if you dolled yourself up a bit like your sister. 582 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,173 [chuckles] You got a wise head, you know. 583 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,426 Oh, you mean to say I'm intelligent? 584 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,761 Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say intelligent, but... 585 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:30,682 I see you brought a previously undisclosed firearm out into the open. 586 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,809 I-I-I thought I saw a bear earlier. 587 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,978 A bear?! A-a real live bear. 588 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,564 Now, considering I said you was the smart one, 589 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,525 I wouldn't bring a firearm if I saw a stuffed bear. 590 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:43,194 Oh, no, no, no, you wouldn’t. 591 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,195 No, no, I wouldn’t. 592 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,447 No no no no no, you wouldn't. 593 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,407 That doesn't make any sense, heh, heh. 594 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,869 So... where do you hail from, Mr. Button? 595 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,664 Originally I'm from England, but I moved over to San Francisco 596 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:58,085 a few years back, and then my employer decided to, uh, 597 00:22:58,835 --> 00:22:59,961 keep me out here 598 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,506 on the frontier of civilization, and... 599 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:05,800 You don't want to hear about me. 600 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:09,554 I usually try and not get too close to my contractor's interests. 601 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:13,433 And by contractors interests, you mean clients 602 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,061 you escort and protect. 603 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,189 Something like that. 604 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:20,857 [sigh] 605 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,234 Mattie. 606 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,238 Well, I'm Matilda, but nobody calls me that. 607 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:27,739 I'm Button. 608 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:29,991 You said. 609 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,953 [Tinsley waking] 610 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,039 Oh, you've tarnished it, you imbecile. 611 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,791 Tinsley, you're having a bad dream. 612 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,795 Oh, I was having a dream where the help was going through my closet. 613 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:45,757 Oh, no. 614 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:48,927 Where are we? 615 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,805 About 45 miles from Quilcene. 616 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,682 Ah, that sounds Indian. 617 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,351 I've seen them in movies. 618 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,644 Ha. Movies. 619 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,606 The native tribes out here are nothing like they are in the movies. 620 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,483 Why do you have a shotgun? 621 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:04,651 Mmmmmm. 622 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,736 That’s a... that's a rifle. 623 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,030 I fired a shotgun once. 624 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,782 Skeet shooting when I was a girl. 625 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:11,908 Why do you have a rifle? 626 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,618 He thought he saw a-a bear. 627 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:14,828 Big big bear. 628 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,288 A bear! That sounds so fancifully dangerous. 629 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:17,930 [sigh] 630 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,792 Mr. Button here informed me that he was hired to take care of us. 631 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,211 Really more of a contract job. Like a freelancer. 632 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,171 Yeah, he was contracted to take care of us, like I said. 633 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,507 Oh, so you work for our aunts. 634 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,217 Mm. Hm. [giggles] 635 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,969 Button. 636 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,513 I knew a Button in London. 637 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:37,016 Oh, well, actually, the Button surname actually goes back to the 1200s 638 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,102 when the Anglo-Saxons ruled over Britain. 639 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,603 Oh, no, that's not it. 640 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:44,774 Button, nnn button button, button. 641 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,235 Who's got the button? 642 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,736 I go crazy when I can't remember something. 643 00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,071 It's right there on the tip of my tongue. 644 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,906 Well, actually it’s truly just a metonimic name. 645 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,491 Uh, originally derived from 646 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,285 It was in the New York Times. Yes. 647 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,621 Something about a mobster execution. It was so dreadfully frightening. 648 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,290 They called the man who did the killing a... 649 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,335 Actually, it it's just a French word bouton meaning, 650 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,711 button. 651 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,296 Button. Man. Yes. 652 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,965 The man they hired to do the killing was a button man. 653 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,176 [sigh] 654 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:13,178 And your name is Button, that is how I remember things. 655 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,054 So when I want to remember your name, I would just think 656 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:18,266 Button man. A button man, a psychopathic murderer for hire. 657 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,060 I will never forget you. Now. 658 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,480 Nope. Mm. Mmmm. 659 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,440 Tinsley, I tried to stop you, 660 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,234 and I know you will not forgive me for this. 661 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,443 [gasp] [action music] 662 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,694 What is? Wait. What are you doing? 663 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:30,987 What? Wait! Oy! 664 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,198 [the girls screaming. screams] 665 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:33,990 [tires screech] 666 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:34,824 [screaming] 667 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:35,783 [fox yelps] 668 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:36,618 [grunts] 669 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,578 Oh, you are certifiably insane. 670 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,039 You were trying to kill yourself and take me with you. 671 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,249 I am not insane. I'm saving our lives. 672 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,417 You always get panic attacks! 673 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,335 I do not! 674 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,503 What about Buckingham palace? 675 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,463 I nearly had to call someone to assist you. 676 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,672 It wasn't that bad. 677 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,965 [raccoon chitters] 678 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,467 Ahhhh! Ahhhh! 679 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,886 Yes it was. You were breathing like a carp and making sounds. 680 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,846 I was having a mild allergic reaction to the shellfish. 681 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,098 As if you have seen a carp breathe. 682 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,184 You had a panic attack. 683 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,728 [angry yelling] 684 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,940 You yelled out in front of the King of England at a dinner party. 685 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,776 I think everybody there, including the king, had a panic attack. 686 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:14,364 Aha, I did not yell out to the king. I just called out to him 687 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,158 Okay, you were not supposed to engage in conversation with the King of England 688 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,162 at a dinner party at all. Ever. Didn't you graduate finishing school? 689 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,665 Oh. Oh, how dare you! 690 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,042 I am bruised and scratched and my dress is torn. 691 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,877 Royals are supposed to begin the conversation. 692 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:30,213 You will notice they start it so they can take control of their time. 693 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,549 They have to be in control. Their time is valuable. 694 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,301 How do you draw attention to yourself if you're not allowed to draw attention 695 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:35,969 to yourself? 696 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,179 Tinsley, not to change the subject 697 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,390 but Mr. Button is coming down the hillside above you. 698 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,351 Ah, oh, ha. 699 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,939 Mr. Button, help! My sister is certifiably insane! 700 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,817 You two times dames, skirts, 701 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,277 whatever, are crazy. 702 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,945 I'm not trying to kill you. 703 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,990 I'm trying to get you to where you need to go. 704 00:26:57,198 --> 00:27:00,994 Yes, I plan on getting where I need to go, but not for a very long time. 705 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,455 [grunt] 706 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,081 Oh, that's clever. 707 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,250 You think I'm saying where you need to go 708 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,085 is some sort of metaphor for death. 709 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:10,295 Exactly. 710 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,547 And the only reason you are talking to us right now 711 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,466 is so you can slow us down and get the upper hand. 712 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:15,884 That's absurd. 713 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:16,634 [gasp] 714 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,760 See, Mattie. 715 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,804 I mean, it's true, but it's absurd. 716 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,640 So you are going to kill us? 717 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:25,518 Well, yes, I am going to kill you. 718 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,853 [two gunshots] [shrieks] 719 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,229 Oh. Did you see that? 720 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,856 Poor blood he's trying to kill us. 721 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,065 [screaming] 722 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:31,733 [gunshot] 723 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,234 [screaming] 724 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:33,943 ♪ 725 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,862 [shrieks and yelps] 726 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:36,571 Ahh! 727 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:37,922 [gun cocks] 728 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,032 Don’t take it so personally. 729 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,325 [screams] 730 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,202 Times are hard. A fellow’s gotta make a living. 731 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,036 [loud thud] 732 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,012 [grunt] 733 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,707 Ohhh, you hit him. 734 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:49,542 You're welcome. 735 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,837 Ewww. He’s bleeding. 736 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:55,298 Of course he's bleeding. I hit him with a log. 737 00:27:55,674 --> 00:28:00,553 Oh, ah ah eeeew. [whimpering] 738 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,181 [panicked birds] 739 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,016 [whimpering] 740 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:05,783 [high-pitched chit] 741 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,936 You girls be good girls 742 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,480 and get grandma some tea. 743 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:11,606 ♪ 744 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,566 [struggling] 745 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,652 ♪ 746 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,528 Uhhh! 747 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,196 Let's go. 748 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:18,946 What? What? 749 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,281 Drive, Mattie, drive. 750 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,783 I don't know how to drive. 751 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:22,992 Why am I sitting in the seat? 752 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,411 Just because I'm sitting in this seat does not mean I know how to drive. 753 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,288 Yes you do. You studied how to do this. 754 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,750 No I did not. You know so many lower mechanical kinds of people. 755 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,796 I studied engineering in a library on 42nd Street in Manhattan. 756 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,963 I know nothing about cars. 757 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,424 Well, all I know is you tell the little man where you want to go. 758 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:41,636 Do you see a little man? Look for a manual, some kind of book. 759 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:42,637 Is this it? 760 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,764 Yes, yes, that's definitely it. Oh, 761 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,349 [growls] [tense music] 762 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,143 it says here, before starting the car, fill the radiator 763 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:51,730 by removing the cap top, with clean fresh water. 764 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,399 A radiator? Like up against a wall there’s a radiator in this thing? 765 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,775 Yes. I don't think that's relevant. 766 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,111 When filling the tank, be sure that there are no naked flames. 767 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,363 No. Just... start the engine and drive. 768 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,005 Here we are. 769 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,074 Under the steering wheel are two small levers. 770 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,952 The right hand throttle lever controls the amount of mixture, gasoline and air, 771 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,161 which then entirely... 772 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:07,912 Just shut up. 773 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:08,913 Starting the engine is 774 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,082 done by winding the crank handle at the front of the car. 775 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,084 The low voltage magneto provides... 776 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,794 You have to go in the front of the car and turn the crank. 777 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:15,628 Will I turn a key? 778 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,672 What are you talking about? I'm not going to turn a crank, okay? 779 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,257 Okay, the spark lever should usually be 780 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,259 fully retarded all the way up on the quadrant. 781 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,386 What is a quadrant? I don't want to turn a crank. 782 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:26,055 The throttle should be placed in about the sixth notch. 783 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,974 I want to throttle you right now. 784 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,226 The lever in this position holds the clutch in neutral and engages 785 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,271 the hub brake, thus preventing the car moving forward when the engine is started. 786 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,564 I'm not going to turn any crank. 787 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,566 Wa-wa-wait, it looks like you don't have to. 788 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,192 It says on cars without starters 789 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,777 insert the switch key and turn the key to the left. 790 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:40,528 That's counterclockwise. 791 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,363 I'm going to be shot to death with poor blood, reads 792 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,574 gobbledygook from an automobile operation manual. 793 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,909 Gobbledygook is talk or writing that is long and pompous. 794 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:50,497 This manual is actually written with articulation and clarity. 795 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,166 Insert the switch key and turn the key to the left. 796 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,250 That's counterclockwise. 797 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,042 I know which way left is. 798 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,210 You don't have to say counterclockwise. 799 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,004 I am not saying it. The manual is. 800 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,590 This model has a built in starter so you don't have to crank. 801 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,217 See that the hand lever, which extends to the floor of the car 802 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,635 at the left of the driver, is pulled back. 803 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:07,347 Thus preventing the car moving forward when the engine is starting. 804 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,489 Oh. [clunk] 805 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:09,891 what did you do? 806 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,059 I pulled the lever. 807 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,685 Not that lever! 808 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,688 Oh, hell, we are not going to figure this out in time. 809 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,191 Hell. You're always yelling at me for saying blasphemous things. 810 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,526 Okay, well, hell is not technically blasphemous. 811 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,195 It is considered impolite and proper company. 812 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,864 It is better to say, oh heck. Heck, referring to the Trojan Hector. 813 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:25,740 Oh, that is just peachy. 814 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,492 I want to hear all about the Trojan horses right now. 815 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,119 You mean, warrior Hector was a Trojan warrior, not a horse. 816 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,704 That is fascinating. You imbecile. 817 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,624 Trojan horse is what the Greek soldiers used to overtake the city of Troy. 818 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,875 A giant wooden horse. 819 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:36,667 I don't care. 820 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,585 Oh my God. 821 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:38,628 The way you just referred to God right there, 822 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,545 That was blasphemous. 823 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,671 I am in heck right now. 824 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:42,841 [Button yelling offscreen] Ladies, you can't hide from me. 825 00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:46,261 [Suspense music] 826 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,804 [Button yelling] 827 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:49,806 [girls strain, shriek] 828 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,683 [crash] 829 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:54,769 [crash] 830 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,521 [gasps] 831 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,314 [shriek] 832 00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,733 [Button] I hate these dames! [screams] 833 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,401 [crash] 834 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,903 [radio pops on, music plays] 835 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:04,737 [Tinsley: Ohhh] 836 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:10,660 ♪ Babyface. You’ve got the cutest little babyface. ♪ 837 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:16,791 ♪ There’s not another one who’d take your place. Babyface ♪♪ 838 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,710 Ow owee. ow. ow. 839 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,212 [gasps] 840 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,505 Who designed this forest? 841 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,756 It's a walking hazard. 842 00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:26,050 [Mattie] Forests aren't designed. 843 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,385 Ow. They just grow. 844 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:28,428 Ow. Ow. 845 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,097 Tinsley, I think your strap is broken. 846 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,473 Let me fix it. 847 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,558 Ow. 848 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:38,313 Hmm. 849 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,107 What a crumb that guy was. 850 00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:43,693 I'm so hungry. 851 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,696 Go for scone or some crumpets. 852 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,948 Maybe a cucumber sandwich. 853 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:50,700 [sigh] 854 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:53,327 Perhaps some salmon croquettes with trifle 855 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:54,913 and meringue for dessert. 856 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,290 There are none of those things out here. 857 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,624 We do have a rifle. 858 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:02,712 We could find a bird or a squirrel and shoot it and cook it. 859 00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,047 A squirrel. 860 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,049 You're not joking. 861 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,802 I mean, we don't even know the first thing 862 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:12,096 about hunting or even how to cook something. 863 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,933 Well, I know a small amount about cooking. 864 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:18,561 I once watched our chef in our kitchen back at home. 865 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,898 You went to our kitchen? 866 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,065 Yes. Once. 867 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:27,528 When I was 12, I was playing hide and seek with our au pair and I stumbled on it. 868 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,490 Really? What was it like? 869 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,700 It was loud and bright. 870 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:35,787 Lots of pots atop stoves and breads in the ovens. 871 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,873 And are you telling me the truth? 872 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,875 Yes, I swear it. 873 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:44,128 And this isn't just something you read in a book. 874 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:47,423 No, I met our chef and our sous chef. 875 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,592 ♪ 876 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:50,609 Hm. 877 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:51,844 I've never been. 878 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,263 I'm a bit jealous. 879 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:58,142 Once they discovered me, they ushered me 880 00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,144 back up to my room and swore me to secrecy. 881 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:02,230 You know, our au pair would have been fired for it. 882 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,316 Oh, yes. Father would have been so angry. 883 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:08,027 So beneath you to hovel in the kitchen. 884 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,321 And you surprise me. 885 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,198 I thought you hardly ever left your room. 886 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:13,449 Hardly ever. 887 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,452 That will hold. 888 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,079 You can walk on it now. 889 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:24,043 I have... I had, so many pairs of shoes in my luggage. 890 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,087 Yes, I know. 891 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,257 All at the bottom of the ocean now. Remember? 892 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:37,348 [Upbeat western adventure music] 893 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,266 [Mattie] Thankfully, we didn't die of thirst 894 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:41,519 because we were able to drink from the streams. 895 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:45,022 But we hadn't eaten in two and a half days, and both of us were beginning 896 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:48,693 to hallucinate that a waiter with a silver tray of oysters was following us. 897 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,069 Shoot the bird. 898 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,447 [songbirds] 899 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,365 These are different sizes. 900 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,950 They all look the same to me. 901 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:56,993 Some are bigger. 902 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,163 So how do you shoot a rifle? 903 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,164 A bullet fired from 904 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:05,668 a rifle is characterized by increasing acceleration from expanding gases. 905 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,796 The energy transmitted to the bullet with a given mass will depend upon 906 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:12,425 mass times force times the time interval over which the force is applied. 907 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,845 Times of the forces of the barrel of the interventions. 908 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,305 Shoot it already. 909 00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:19,140 Relax. 910 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,600 No, you relax. 911 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,145 It's looking at us. 912 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,605 Do you know anything practical about how to shoot a rifle? 913 00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:28,399 I'm trying to tell you what I know. 914 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,234 Of course. A bullet fired from a rifle 915 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,778 will have more energy than a bullet fired from a handgun. 916 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,282 It is difficult to measure the forces within the gun barrel, but the one easily 917 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:40,161 measured parameter is the velocity with which the bullet exits the barrel. 918 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,413 This is why you will never find a husband. 919 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,003 If we do not get it, I will not eat a squirrel. 920 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,296 I will just let myself die. 921 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,756 Okay, well, I have to take into account factors 922 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,508 such as wind resistance and fall off angle of the bullet. 923 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:55,885 Just shoot the bird. 924 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,471 My stomach is screaming at me, causing me a deep headache. 925 00:34:58,513 --> 00:34:59,305 Oh my God. 926 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,557 Okay, we’ll need to cook it. 927 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,600 We'll need a fire. 928 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:03,392 Just shoot it. 929 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:04,894 I will try. 930 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:09,023 [gunshot] 931 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,399 [bullet whips by bird] 932 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:12,819 I missed. 933 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:13,627 [scoffs] 934 00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:14,487 just give it to me. 935 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,197 What? Do you even know how? 936 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,907 I watched you. Shut up. 937 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:18,841 [breath] 938 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:22,453 [gunshot] 939 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,538 [bird squawk] 940 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:26,791 You shot it. 941 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:27,808 [breath] 942 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,043 Of course I did. 943 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,379 I fired a shotgun once when I was a girl, and I play tennis, don’t I? 944 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:34,632 What is tennis have to do with ballistics? 945 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:35,508 Shut up. 946 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:36,717 Let’s go retrieve our dinner. 947 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:39,194 [breath] 948 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,807 It's blown to bits. 949 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:43,849 Well, of course it is. 950 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,018 You didn't shoot it in the eye. 951 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,561 When shooting a bird with a rifle, 952 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:50,606 you have to shoot it in the eye or it will explode. 953 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,483 Why don't you tell me that before? 954 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:53,985 Well, you told me to shut up. 955 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,364 [Button] Ladies, where are we hiding? 956 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,741 This isn't a game of hide and seek, you know. 957 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,411 [woodpecker] 958 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,288 [squirrel chitters] 959 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,138 [breath] 960 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:07,723 [breath] 961 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,751 [breathing] 962 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,295 [snap fall] [bees] 963 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,547 [screaming, bees swarming] 964 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,048 Uhahuh! Ahhhh! 965 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,633 Uh, ah, ah! [swarming] 966 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:18,676 [screaming, bees swarming] 967 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,802 Ah!! Ahh!! Ah!! 968 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:20,886 [screaming, bees swarming] 969 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:25,141 [distant screaming] 970 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:26,726 [woodpeckers, wildlife] 971 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,936 [Tinsley distant] I need to use the powder room. 972 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,647 [Mattie distant] There probably isn't a powder room in 200 miles. 973 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:35,944 Oh, no 974 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:38,988 no no no no, poor blood, I think I'm urinating on my leg. 975 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,574 Yes, yes, I'm definitely urinating on my leg. 976 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,742 Do you have a tissue? 977 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:43,717 [laughs] 978 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,203 That is very funny. 979 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:47,329 What do I do? 980 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,164 Shake it off. 981 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,248 Find a leaf. 982 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,421 Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 983 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:56,505 It bit me. 984 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,090 Leaves don't bite. 985 00:36:58,841 --> 00:36:59,884 Oh. Oh, ow, ow, ow. 986 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,760 Oh. These are nettles. 987 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:03,304 They have very painful barbs. 988 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,264 Ow, ow, owee. 989 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,725 We need to get to a telephone. 990 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,476 We have to report Mr. Button. 991 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,352 I want to go home. 992 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,146 [Mattie] First, we needed to eat or we’d die. 993 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,064 I want to go home. 994 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,774 The only thing I feared more than starvation, 995 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:16,942 was the thought of being a ghost 996 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:20,529 trapped in the forest with Tinsley’s ectoplasmic tantrums for all eternity. 997 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:21,238 ♪ 998 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,239 [News Announcer] This just in. 999 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,700 The latest news from all across America. 1000 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:28,537 The hardships of the Great Depression as a result of the infamous 1001 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:32,458 Wall Street stock market collapse grow ever deeper. 1002 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,378 Relief agencies are struggling to meet the overwhelming demand 1003 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,882 for aid, as the cries for help grow louder by the day. 1004 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,593 The wealthy of New 1005 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:46,472 York City attend the annual haute couture extravaganza, 1006 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:50,893 where millions of dollars are spent by the elite on the latest Paris fashions 1007 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:55,064 and the world's rich and famous live out the most wild dreams money can buy. 1008 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,607 Rumors of the whereabouts 1009 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:58,192 of the Wilde girl heiresses 1010 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,444 Tinsley and Mattie have not quieted 1011 00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,279 since their departure for the wilderness 1012 00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:03,948 of the Pacific Northwest. 1013 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:08,077 The rumor mill has been fueled by speculation they will not return, 1014 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:10,496 just as their elite, privileged mother, 1015 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,291 Louise Wilde, vanished years earlier. 1016 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,044 Meanwhile, the new heirs to the Cornelius Wilde estate, 1017 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:20,965 Beatrice and Florence Wilde, are closing the family charity, 1018 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:22,758 the Cornelius Foundation, 1019 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,511 that feeds thousands of impoverished children. 1020 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:29,432 [Woman Reporter] Miss Wilde, how do you justify the closing of this important charity? 1021 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:32,977 [Beatrice] They say the way to ultimate prosperity is to be kind. 1022 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,521 Well, I say it is to be firm. 1023 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,190 If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. 1024 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:41,527 But if you take away the fish, he will become an industrious worker. 1025 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:45,573 We don't want a country where children learn the wrong lessons, 1026 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:48,033 that they can get things for free. 1027 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:51,037 It will make them grow up weak and soft. 1028 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:56,500 Miss Wilde, what do you think about when people point out the words of Jesus? 1029 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,168 I am the bread of life. 1030 00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:02,131 Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me 1031 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,882 will never be thirsty. 1032 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:06,177 They should turn to Jesus for handouts. 1033 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,847 [moody, mysterious music] 1034 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,891 [raven caw] 1035 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,478 [moody music continues] 1036 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,861 What are you doing here? 1037 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,738 You don't belong here. 1038 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,532 Hm. 1039 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:29,742 [squeaking] 1040 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,702 Tell your stomach to shut up. 1041 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,579 That wasn't my stomach. [squealing] 1042 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,707 [chomp, chomp, munch, munch] 1043 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,125 Give me a bullet. 1044 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,379 Hurry up. Give me a bullet already. 1045 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,053 Shoot it in the eye. 1046 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,221 I know, I know. What do you think? 1047 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,097 I forgot already? 1048 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,189 [fast suspense music] 1049 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,822 You ladies are going to be bear food. 1050 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:08,964 [sharp metal] 1051 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,199 There's a bear! 1052 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:13,118 [thud, thud, bear growls] 1053 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,119 Don't miss. 1054 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,580 Shut up or I'm going to miss. 1055 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,376 [fast suspense music] 1056 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:23,379 There's a bear behind you! 1057 00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:29,301 [thud] 1058 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:30,469 Tinsley. 1059 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:32,179 I told you to shut up. 1060 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,181 Tinsley. 1061 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:37,351 There is a man running at us with a knife, and he looks very upset. 1062 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:43,774 [fast action music] 1063 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:44,817 He's going to kill us. 1064 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,360 Shoot him... shoot him! 1065 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,487 You have to shoot him before he gets to us. 1066 00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:50,990 For once, I think you're right. 1067 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,034 Shoot him in the eye. 1068 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,620 Thank you, poor blood, but we're not going to eat him. 1069 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:58,722 [whimpering] 1070 00:40:59,373 --> 00:40:59,973 [squeak] 1071 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,584 ♪ 1072 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,252 What are you waiting for? 1073 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,061 [whimper] 1074 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,880 Oh, I can't do it. I've never shot a man before. 1075 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,132 It's just like shooting a bird. 1076 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,177 No, no, it's not like shooting a bird at all. 1077 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,303 Remember, father always said people fail 1078 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:14,847 when they can't do what needs to be done. 1079 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:16,557 Advice from our father who shot himself 1080 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,225 rather than facing life with no money. 1081 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,894 All right, then we can tell him that ourselves in heaven, 1082 00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:23,147 once, this man has slit our throats! 1083 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,484 There's a bear behind you! 1084 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:27,876 Wait. 1085 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:28,695 What? 1086 00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:30,112 Wait. You were just telling me to shoot him! 1087 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,738 Wait. No. I think he's trying to get our attention. 1088 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,657 I think he I think he's trying to tell us something. 1089 00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:34,992 [Silas off screen] Look behind you! 1090 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,285 Yes. No, I think he's saying... 1091 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,744 I think he's... [Silas] Turn around! 1092 00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:38,662 I can’t make it out. 1093 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,538 He's saying... 1094 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,330 [Silas] A bear! 1095 00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:41,040 Bear. 1096 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:42,374 Bear. 1097 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,042 Yes, yes. 1098 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:45,711 No, he is definitely saying bear. 1099 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,838 He's saying that there is a... 1100 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,256 [Silas] There’s a bear behind you! 1101 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:50,591 That there is a bear... 1102 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:52,676 behind us. 1103 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:55,721 Bear behind us. 1104 00:41:56,222 --> 00:42:00,726 [loud screaming] 1105 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,186 Shooting him in the eye! 1106 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,729 What is with you and the eye shooting?! 1107 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,314 Shoot it in the eye! 1108 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,231 [bear growling] 1109 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:07,357 Tinsley, shoot the bear! 1110 00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:08,943 Shut up! I can't concentrate. 1111 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:10,235 [bear growling] 1112 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:11,361 No, not the head! 1113 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,030 The bullet would just bounce off! 1114 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:14,490 What did he say?! 1115 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,658 Shoot it in a soft stomach! 1116 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,744 He’s saying you won't be able to stop it by trying to shoot it in the head. 1117 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,162 You have to shoot it in the stomach. 1118 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,580 How am I supposed to shoot it in the stomach? 1119 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:22,790 Crawl under it? 1120 00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,042 ♪ 1121 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,670 [bear growling] 1122 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,340 [bear growling] 1123 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:34,093 [bear roars] 1124 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,387 Oh. Dear God, shoot it now! 1125 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:38,305 [whimpers] 1126 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,264 The rifle jammed. 1127 00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:40,933 [bear growling] 1128 00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:43,435 [Silas] You can't stop that way! 1129 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,062 Unjam your rifle! 1130 00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,314 No! He said you won't be able to stop it by trying to fight it. 1131 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,315 You have to unjam your rifle. 1132 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:49,984 Well I can hear him now. I'm not deaf. 1133 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,236 Give me some room. 1134 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,405 [action music full] [bear roars] 1135 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:56,615 We're going to die. 1136 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,242 [action music full] 1137 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,285 [scream] [roar] 1138 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,827 [gunshot] [large roar, shriek] 1139 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,620 [large thud] 1140 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,039 Is it dead? 1141 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,208 Oh Lord, are you sure that it’s dead? 1142 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:06,875 It’s dead. 1143 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,253 We are covered in the monster. 1144 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,088 What in God's green earth 1145 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,591 are you two girls doing out here in the wilderness? 1146 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,634 Where's your momma and daddy? 1147 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,010 My father shot himself. 1148 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:19,471 And our mother vanished years ago. 1149 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:20,847 I'm so sorry for you. 1150 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,016 We don't need your pity. 1151 00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:25,018 What we need is to get to a telephone so we can get back home. 1152 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,770 Yes, you do need my pity. 1153 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,606 People don’t survive bear attacks. 1154 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,190 Nobody survives bear attacks. 1155 00:43:30,232 --> 00:43:32,276 So you girls are lucky. Lucky. Lucky. 1156 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,154 When a bear stalks you like that, 1157 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:38,657 a bear intends to kill... and eat you. 1158 00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:41,410 I seen a lot of things. But that one’s for the books. 1159 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:42,536 Let me see that. 1160 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,016 Really? 1161 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,462 I just saved you from a bear. 1162 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,974 This a 22 caliber. 1163 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,185 You're going to shoot a bear with a 22? 1164 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:10,522 Aw, girl, I thought this was a thirty-aught-six. 1165 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,524 Poor blood? What is he talking about? 1166 00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:14,151 30 otter sex? 1167 00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:15,736 I did not say Otter. 1168 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:18,864 I said “aught”, and your mama need to wash your mouth out with soap 1169 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:19,615 with that kind of talk. 1170 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,241 She says things to be provocative. 1171 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:22,618 She thinks it's stylish. 1172 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,745 What do you know about stylish? 1173 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:28,499 “aught”, thirty-aught-six. That's the gauge of a rifle. 1174 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,043 See this here is a small bird and squirrel shooter. 1175 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,211 It won't kill most of the predators out here. 1176 00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:34,755 Not unless you know what you're doing. 1177 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,840 [distant thunder] 1178 00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,467 Look like it's about to rain soon. 1179 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:41,387 You girls wait here while I go get my truck from the other side. 1180 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,262 Yes, sir. 1181 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:43,722 Hey, what about the, uh... 1182 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,099 It's not going to bite you. 1183 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:48,185 [footsteps in forest] 1184 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:55,943 Ahhhhhhh! 1185 00:44:56,902 --> 00:45:00,947 ♪ Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side. ♪ 1186 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:04,076 ♪ Keep on the sunny side of life. ♪ 1187 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:08,455 ♪ It will help us every day. It will brighten all the way. ♪ 1188 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:12,167 ♪ If we keep on the sunny side of life. ♪♪ 1189 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,336 [truck engine stopping] 1190 00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:16,338 [truck door slam] 1191 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:21,051 Where are you girls going? 1192 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,928 And what are you doing here? 1193 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:26,223 Well, our aunt's tricked us and left us to die on a beach. 1194 00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:27,140 And then a wolf attacked us. 1195 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:27,891 Wolf attacked you? 1196 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,935 Yeah, it just ran right up to us you. 1197 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,562 Wolves don't run up to people, 1198 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:33,605 and they won't attack unless they're in the pack. 1199 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,441 See, I told you. 1200 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,651 Unless they were injured, or had rabies. 1201 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,653 Rabies? Just like I said. 1202 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,489 Well, let's pop some champagne to celebrate your brilliance, 1203 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:43,407 poor blood. 1204 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,492 So, our luggage floated out to sea 1205 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:48,328 and at which point a man who claimed he's going to take us to our new house, 1206 00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,247 which turned out to be a decaying boat house. 1207 00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:52,290 It became clear that he'd been paid to kill us, 1208 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:54,334 so we escaped by jumping off of a cliff, 1209 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:56,128 and then Mattie hit him in the head with a log. 1210 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,422 And then we drove his car over on top of him. 1211 00:45:58,464 --> 00:45:59,589 Wait wait wait, wait. 1212 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,633 You drove his car onto him? 1213 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,010 Well, not exactly drove. 1214 00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:05,679 More like it just rolled. 1215 00:46:08,515 --> 00:46:10,559 You killed a man with his own car. 1216 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,686 We are not entirely certain he's dead. 1217 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,396 Then how do you know he was trying to kill you? 1218 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:15,605 Are you sure? 1219 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:16,648 Maybe you were wrong. 1220 00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,483 And you just crushed a man with his own car 1221 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:19,901 who was just trying to give you a ride. 1222 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,236 No. No, sir. 1223 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:24,281 He was shooting at us before his car went over the bank. 1224 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:25,490 You took the brake off. 1225 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,033 Yes, before he went over the bank 1226 00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:28,285 we absconded with his rifle 1227 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:30,954 and some bullets and then taught ourselves how to shoot birds. 1228 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,622 Taught yourself how to shoot? 1229 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:33,915 I studied ballistics. 1230 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:35,751 Oh, you studied ballistics. 1231 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,628 And that somehow helped you shoot a rifle. 1232 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,462 For crying out loud 1233 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:39,713 It's me who can shoot. 1234 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:41,173 Mattie couldn't shoot the Statue of Liberty 1235 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:42,549 if it was falling on top of her. 1236 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:43,926 You are the one that can shoot? 1237 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,761 Why are you repeating everything we are saying? 1238 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,304 What is important now is that we are... 1239 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:49,890 here. 1240 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:51,892 You are here. 1241 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,101 You are indeed. 1242 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,896 When I look at those stitches on your dresses, 1243 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:57,147 I knew you was from wealth. 1244 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:57,898 What's your names? 1245 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,858 - Tinsley Wilde. -Mattie Wilde. 1246 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,570 The only Wilde I know of is that New York railroad tycoon. 1247 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:04,654 He was our father. 1248 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:06,531 Get out of here. Really? 1249 00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:08,951 Yes, sir. Well. I'm Silas Colter. 1250 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:12,871 [fast banjo music] 1251 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,164 What did he mean, a nature call? 1252 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,666 It was his way of saying he had to use the powder room. 1253 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,169 Oh, he's very pushy and impolite. 1254 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:20,754 Tinsley what are you doing? 1255 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,923 I'm looking to see if he has a cigarette. 1256 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,008 You really shouldn't be snooping in his things. 1257 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:27,135 Breath. Ah ha. 1258 00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:29,638 Tansley, you really shouldn't. 1259 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,890 I thought I was going to die with a cigarette. 1260 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:34,893 Now for a match. 1261 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:36,703 Oh. 1262 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,355 [mechanical break sound] 1263 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,190 Tinsley! 1264 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,234 The break. That was the break. You took the break off. 1265 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,070 [screaming] 1266 00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:47,990 [screaming] 1267 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:50,701 [zipper] 1268 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,495 [suspense music, girls screaming] 1269 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,997 [whoosh, screaming] 1270 00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:58,542 [metal crashing] 1271 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,377 [crashing breaking glass] 1272 00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,337 Oh! Ahh! Oh! 1273 00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:03,672 [gasp] 1274 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,340 Oh, that was so weird. 1275 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,132 Oh, my God. 1276 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:07,676 Isn't that blasphemy? Tinsley. 1277 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,344 [Silas] Hey, where's my truck? 1278 00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:12,056 [snarl] 1279 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:12,764 [gasp] 1280 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,683 Maybe we can fix her. 1281 00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:17,143 [explosion] 1282 00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:18,478 Well, no, probably not now. 1283 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,604 Lord, Jesus. 1284 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:20,355 I'm so sorry. 1285 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,732 No, no, I needed her. 1286 00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:23,775 That was close. 1287 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,278 We are so lucky. Oh! 1288 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,321 Oh, I am, I am so sorry. She didn't mean to. 1289 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:29,072 You did it? 1290 00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:30,323 Yes. There was a cigarette. 1291 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:31,492 She was looking for matches? You? 1292 00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:33,493 But the matchbox had fallen under the lever of the brake, 1293 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:34,995 so I pulled it out of the way. 1294 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,080 You took the brake off? 1295 00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:37,914 She did. 1296 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:40,083 You took the brake off on the other man's car as well? 1297 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,419 Yes, but for an entirely different reason. 1298 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:45,464 You blew up my truck for a different reason. 1299 00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:47,132 It sounds silly when you say it. 1300 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,425 This is not okay. 1301 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:49,885 [grunt] 1302 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,303 Ahhhgh! 1303 00:48:53,805 --> 00:48:55,724 [grunt] 1304 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:56,892 Ahhhgh! 1305 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,435 [smash] 1306 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:01,188 You know, that usually makes me feel better. 1307 00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:03,398 It didn't make me feel better. 1308 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,192 If I was your papa, I would... 1309 00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:16,286 You remember when I said that you were lucky? 1310 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,164 I take it back. 1311 00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:23,502 You are a disaster, a certified disaster. 1312 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,795 I didn't get to smoke the cigarette, if that helps. 1313 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:26,838 How does that help? 1314 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,132 I'm so angry. 1315 00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:29,799 You said. 1316 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:33,428 And I'm going to say it a whole lot more until I feel better. 1317 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:35,013 And that may be never. 1318 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:38,850 I don't think a 16 mile walk is a long enough time. 1319 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,144 We have to walk 16 miles? 1320 00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:43,396 Who said anything about we? 1321 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:44,731 You said you’d take us to your cabin. 1322 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,900 That was before you blew up my truck. 1323 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,735 I'm thinking about leaving you here. 1324 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,570 No, no, please let us come with you. 1325 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:53,115 We will help you carry whatever you retrieve. 1326 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:54,574 I did not agree to that. 1327 00:49:54,616 --> 00:49:55,575 What if there's another bear? 1328 00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:56,868 Oh, I certainly hope so. 1329 00:49:57,077 --> 00:50:00,706 I didn't ask the good Lord to send me a couple of daffy dames 1330 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:04,751 who don't have the foggiest clue how to take care of themselves. 1331 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,130 You... are very... rude. 1332 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,131 I’m rude? 1333 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:10,773 Mm hm. 1334 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:11,633 I’m rude? 1335 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,275 Yes. 1336 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,178 Alright. Let me say that a little differently, then. 1337 00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:17,514 You are not as worldly as you think you are. 1338 00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:20,392 You know, there's a thousand ways to die out here. 1339 00:50:21,059 --> 00:50:23,353 And if two vulnerable neophytes... 1340 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:24,270 Neophyte. 1341 00:50:24,312 --> 00:50:27,107 Uh, perhaps you don't understand the meaning of the word. 1342 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:31,194 I am not going to strike you, ever. 1343 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:32,988 I don't hit women. 1344 00:50:34,614 --> 00:50:36,742 But if I were the type of man who did, 1345 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:39,244 you would be the first on my list. 1346 00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:41,413 You do not need to further demonstrate your lack of... 1347 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:42,122 Tinsley! 1348 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:44,833 You were going to say breeding? 1349 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,962 Maybe. 1350 00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:50,839 Tinsley, out here we are neophytes. 1351 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:52,090 Your sister gets it. 1352 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,427 Cuz, not everyone might have been as nice to you as me. 1353 00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:58,388 Now, when we get back to my cabin, 1354 00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:01,266 I'm gonna feed you, and I'm gonna set you up with some supplies. 1355 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:03,685 And then I expect you to go on your way to... 1356 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:04,352 Port Townsend. 1357 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,311 Port Townsend. Right. 1358 00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:06,772 It's like 50 miles from here. Lord, 1359 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,399 Lord, all these years, 1360 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:12,152 I accepted your punishment. 1361 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,486 Are you a criminal? 1362 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:14,738 No, I’m not a criminal. 1363 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:17,115 Tinsley, stop disrespecting Mr. Colter. 1364 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:19,785 Do you really think we can survive out here on our own? 1365 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,872 ♪ Hard times, hard times, ♪ 1366 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,167 ♪ Come again no more. ♪ 1367 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:31,630 ♪ Many days you have lingered ♪ 1368 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:34,758 ♪ Around my cabin door. ♪ 1369 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:38,887 ♪ Oh, hard times, come again no more. ♪♪ 1370 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:39,804 I cannot do this. 1371 00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:41,473 I'm not a Sherpa or a... 1372 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:42,849 Pack mule? 1373 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,310 Um... Yes. I am not a pack mule. 1374 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:46,394 That's for sure. 1375 00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,480 Especially because I'm carrying the bag. 1376 00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:52,609 [Silas] So, New York City, what's it like these days? 1377 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:53,693 [Mattie] You've been to New York? 1378 00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:56,738 Oh, I used to live there, but that was a long time ago. 1379 00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,074 But there's lots of new wonders. 1380 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,992 Like the Flatiron Building. 1381 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,787 I heard it has a steel skeleton. 1382 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,455 [Tinsley] The Flatiron building? 1383 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,208 What are you, a hundred years old? That thing has been there forever. 1384 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,378 Tinsley, the Flatiron Building was erected in 1902. 1385 00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,797 There you go again with the details nobody could care less about. 1386 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,215 Well I left before then. 1387 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,508 Why do you leave? 1388 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:17,801 Private reasons. 1389 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:18,802 What reasons? 1390 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:22,097 Pri... vate reasons. 1391 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,098 [Helena] Hurry up, dear brother. 1392 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,892 We need to kill these two Wilde girls heiresses so we can go home. 1393 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:28,853 [Larry] There's a leak in the coolant system. I don't think it's the radiator. 1394 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:29,854 I think it's a gasket. 1395 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:30,688 Can you fix it? 1396 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:31,940 I can probably patch it. 1397 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,274 Everything's probably with you. 1398 00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:35,026 It's not my fault. Gaskets fail. 1399 00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:35,902 Like you. 1400 00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:37,278 What are you trying to say, Helena? 1401 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,115 I'm saying, Larry, that you failed in getting us a car. 1402 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:42,408 I told you to get the best one. 1403 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:43,743 This one was cheaper. 1404 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,954 The difference was the price of a pizza. 1405 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:46,872 There's his car. 1406 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,081 [birds chirping] 1407 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:55,588 Just where the country hick 1408 00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:57,799 said he saw it. Is he down there? 1409 00:52:58,717 --> 00:52:59,843 Why don't you look and see? 1410 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:00,844 [thud] 1411 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:03,930 [fast blues] Uh... ah... 1412 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:06,933 [thud, thud] Ooh...[thud] 1413 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:08,602 Uuuh. 1414 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:10,728 I'm just curious why someone would 1415 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:14,232 consciously leave the center of humanity to come to this hell hole. 1416 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:16,526 God's country that he thought up on a bad day. 1417 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:18,486 God doesn't have bad days. 1418 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,197 But why did you... Private reasons. 1419 00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:21,614 There's no money out here. 1420 00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:23,533 There's more in life than money. 1421 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:26,244 Well, you have been away from New York for a long time. 1422 00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:28,830 What could possibly be more valuable than money? 1423 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:29,539 Time. 1424 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,916 The span of our lives or the bank account? 1425 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:34,085 Time is the currency. 1426 00:53:34,419 --> 00:53:35,753 Oh, hello. I'd like to buy this house. 1427 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:38,798 And how will you be paying for it? Oh, with a big bag of time. 1428 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,133 That is just stupid. 1429 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:42,469 Maybe we should just walk without talking. 1430 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:43,178 Fine by me. 1431 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,012 Fine. 1432 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,056 I loved that truck. Never let me down. 1433 00:53:47,098 --> 00:53:48,600 I thought we were going to walk without talking. 1434 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:49,768 I don't like you. 1435 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,937 That's what Mr. Button said before he tried to kill us. 1436 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,022 I'm beginning to like this, Mr. Button. 1437 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:55,440 Clumsy idiot. 1438 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,859 You've been extra mean to me since we got out here. 1439 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:01,154 You gummed up the works and got us stranded in this wasteland. 1440 00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:02,488 It was one crummy bracelet. 1441 00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:04,741 How would I know that they would know it was missing? 1442 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:07,952 The job was to bump her off, not steal from her. 1443 00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:10,079 Those diamonds in that thing were worth a lot. 1444 00:54:10,121 --> 00:54:10,747 Yeah. 1445 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,624 Our position with the organization. 1446 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,167 Nobody's looking over our shoulder. 1447 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:16,253 We have total freedom to do our own thing. 1448 00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:17,545 We're like Bonnie and Clyde. 1449 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:19,047 You mean Bonnie and Clod? 1450 00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:21,007 You always think that you're so smart. 1451 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:23,760 You were only born one minute before me, you know? 1452 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,263 Yeah. I got the brains and you got the ass end. 1453 00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:29,808 See if there's anything in the car that might help us. Shake a leg. 1454 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:31,935 Moron. 1455 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,187 [Melancholy country music.] 1456 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:38,858 [Mattie] It is so isolated out here. 1457 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:40,735 You must get lonely for company. 1458 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,279 [Silas] This is the way I like it. 1459 00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:43,780 [Country music continues.] 1460 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,198 And I don't like people. 1461 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,117 [rooster call] 1462 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,451 [Tinsely] That doesn't surprise me. 1463 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,998 Never had someone blow up my truck before. 1464 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:55,083 It's not really my fault about your truck. 1465 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,794 I blame poor design... and gravity. 1466 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,130 [wood stove fire rumble] 1467 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:02,548 [silverware clinking] 1468 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,301 Excuse me, excuse me. 1469 00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:06,428 We give thanks for the squirrel stew. 1470 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:12,475 We thank you for this food. 1471 00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:16,438 And give these last girls strength, wisdom and endow them 1472 00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:21,109 with a divine spirit of skill, ability, knowledge and grace. 1473 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:25,780 And grant me much needed patience. 1474 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:26,714 Amen. 1475 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:27,757 Amen. 1476 00:55:30,535 --> 00:55:32,495 Why did your daddy take his own life? 1477 00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:34,331 Because he was a coward. 1478 00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:36,791 [Mattie voice over] he truth was, we didn't know the whole truth. 1479 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:39,002 We only knew the shame. 1480 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:40,878 The way the world stopped seeing a man once 1481 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,380 he has nothing left to give it. 1482 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,717 Our father was a man who built his life on numbers, 1483 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,302 only to watch them betray him. 1484 00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:50,764 And when the world told him he was nothing without them, 1485 00:55:51,222 --> 00:55:52,265 he believed it. 1486 00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:54,350 Maybe that's the real tragedy. 1487 00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:55,477 Not that he left us, 1488 00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:57,645 but that he thought we'd be better off without him. 1489 00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:01,649 There was this woman that used to live around here. 1490 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,318 She died. 1491 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,778 These boots are hers. 1492 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:06,821 [dirt and gravel pouring on floor] 1493 00:56:06,946 --> 00:56:09,115 Got to make sure there's no spiders. 1494 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:13,453 We didn't used to pray before eating when growing up. 1495 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:14,470 No? 1496 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,331 We hardly ever ate with our parents. 1497 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,042 Unless... father wanted to show us off. 1498 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:21,169 Father always gave us whatever we wanted. 1499 00:56:21,419 --> 00:56:22,378 Except for his time. 1500 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,338 That's something. 1501 00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:24,355 Shoot. 1502 00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:25,632 Life is hard. 1503 00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:27,300 Is your father still alive? 1504 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,886 My parents left this earth a long time ago. 1505 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:33,181 Sometimes it feels like yesterday. 1506 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,810 But mostly it feels like a thousand years ago. 1507 00:56:38,978 --> 00:56:41,272 They'll mold to your feet all the time. 1508 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,107 [rooster] 1509 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:45,026 [song birds] 1510 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,069 They feel secure. 1511 00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:49,322 Now. Don't take any rides from strangers, you hear? 1512 00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:50,073 Yes, sir. 1513 00:56:50,281 --> 00:56:52,075 Do you think someone will try to harm us? 1514 00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:54,285 I think you will wind up getting someone killed. 1515 00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:55,578 Just not a good idea. 1516 00:56:55,703 --> 00:56:56,830 I don't know how to thank you. 1517 00:56:56,996 --> 00:57:00,458 You can thank me by never, ever, ever coming back to my door again. 1518 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:05,505 Oh, and if you ever somehow get your money back, 1519 00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:07,674 buy me a new truck. 1520 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:13,304 ♪ If we could return... to the safety ♪ 1521 00:57:14,347 --> 00:57:18,726 ♪ of our decorated child’s rooms ♪ 1522 00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:21,438 ♪ we would find the world... ♪ 1523 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:28,445 ♪ safer... but miss our natural blooms. ♪ 1524 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:35,368 ♪ When we were little girls... ♪ 1525 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:39,622 ♪ We thought we knew it all. ♪ 1526 00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:43,126 ♪ And now ♪ 1527 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:44,585 ♪ our souls ♪ 1528 00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:45,837 [deer snorts] 1529 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:50,300 ♪ are pushed and pulled and forced to grow. ♪♪ 1530 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:54,846 [melancholy country violins] 1531 00:57:57,098 --> 00:58:00,268 [car engine] 1532 00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:04,439 [country violins] 1533 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:06,482 My apologies. 1534 00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:09,152 I should have shown you before I started asking you questions. 1535 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,153 Here's my badge. 1536 00:58:10,361 --> 00:58:11,488 I'm Detective Hogart. 1537 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,990 You seem like you don't believe us. 1538 00:58:14,115 --> 00:58:16,493 Well, miss, Wilde, what you told me 1539 00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:18,786 is that your aunts sent you here... 1540 00:58:18,828 --> 00:58:20,121 Beatrice and Florence Wilde. 1541 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,165 Yes. The world famous socialites, 1542 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:24,042 Beatrice Wilde and Florence Wilde, 1543 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:26,127 two of the richest women on the planet. 1544 00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:27,837 Who you say are your relatives. 1545 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:29,422 They are our aunts. 1546 00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:30,840 Do you have any identification 1547 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,468 that confirms that you are, in fact, the Wilde heiresses? 1548 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,636 Well, our proof was in our purses, and our luggage. 1549 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:38,181 And you said that your luggage floated away to sea. 1550 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:39,599 Yes. And your purses... 1551 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,100 Were eaten by raccoons. 1552 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:41,851 That's right. 1553 00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:44,937 Your purses with the identification were eaten by raccoons. 1554 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:47,565 Purses are not usually the normal diet for raccoons. 1555 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,484 I think they were trying to get to our lipstick. 1556 00:58:49,567 --> 00:58:50,944 It was soft pink. 1557 00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,362 Some would call it dusty with a hint of creamy yellow. 1558 00:58:53,404 --> 00:58:55,615 Why would the raccoons want to wear your lipstick? 1559 00:58:55,657 --> 00:58:57,825 They weren't trying to wear it, flatfoot. 1560 00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:58,826 They were trying to eat it. 1561 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,870 But they eat your purses instead. 1562 00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:02,789 Yes. And then a wolf attacked us. 1563 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:03,639 A wolf. 1564 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:05,124 That's very rare. 1565 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,709 I know. That's what I was telling her. 1566 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,420 Like other large carnivores, wolves tend to fear people. 1567 00:59:09,462 --> 00:59:10,547 But it had rabies. 1568 00:59:12,006 --> 00:59:13,675 You were the one who said it had rabies. 1569 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,634 Possibly. 1570 00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:18,137 So you were attacked by a wolf that you think had rabies. 1571 00:59:18,179 --> 00:59:20,431 How did you determine that this wolf had rabies? 1572 00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:21,891 Oh, well, because it attacked us. 1573 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:22,684 And it climbed a tree. 1574 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:23,409 Oh, 1575 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:26,563 You were attacked by a tree climbing wolf with rabies? 1576 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,605 Yes. 1577 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:28,273 I see. 1578 00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:30,900 So you're rich and famous aunts 1579 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,736 sent you to Washington State to be murdered by a 1580 00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:34,988 hitman named button. 1581 00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:36,406 A button man. 1582 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,450 A button man named button was hired to kill you, 1583 00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:42,078 and he took you to live in a house that was actually, 1584 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,204 ...ahhh... 1585 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,248 boathouse. Yes. 1586 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:46,832 And that's where he tried to kill you? 1587 00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:49,752 No, no, the boathouse was falling down and unlivable. 1588 00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:52,880 So this killer tried to make you live in an unlivable house, 1589 00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:54,757 and then he took you somewhere else to kill you. 1590 00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:57,510 No, he was taking us to a telephone after that. 1591 00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:59,345 And that's where he tried to kill you? 1592 00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:01,848 No, but we knew he was going to. 1593 01:00:02,056 --> 01:00:02,932 He had a rifle. 1594 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,059 He said he had a rifle because he saw a bear. 1595 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:07,061 Well, we do have bears around here. 1596 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,855 But you said that he shot at you with a revolver. 1597 01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:11,774 Yes. While he was taking you to a telephone. 1598 01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,776 No. After we jumped out of his car. 1599 01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:14,944 You jumped out of his car? 1600 01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:16,112 Yes. It was moving. 1601 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,780 And that's when he started shooting at you. 1602 01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:19,991 No. We got to his car and we ran it over him. 1603 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:22,618 Well, we weren't exactly driving. 1604 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,411 How's that again? 1605 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:26,872 Well, we pushed it on to him off of the mountain. 1606 01:00:26,914 --> 01:00:28,874 Cliff. It was a cliff. She means cliff. 1607 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:31,627 He was shooting at you after you jumped out of his car, 1608 01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:32,878 and you ran him over with it 1609 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,923 after you got out of it by pushing it out onto him off of a cliff. 1610 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,592 We think we killed him. 1611 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,759 You think you killed him? 1612 01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:40,219 How do you not know if you killed him? 1613 01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:41,304 Because we ran away. 1614 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:43,723 You ran away after you ran him over? 1615 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:44,406 Mm hm. 1616 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:46,351 But, uh, you have a rifle. 1617 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,102 Why didn't you shoot him with your rifle? 1618 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:50,187 Oh, this is his rifle. We took it for protection. 1619 01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:51,272 You stole his rifle? 1620 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,399 Yes. When you put it like that. 1621 01:00:54,275 --> 01:00:56,069 So you're confessing to murder? 1622 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:57,653 Maybe we kill him. 1623 01:00:57,695 --> 01:01:00,406 Or, attempted murder and the theft of a rifle. 1624 01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:01,741 Well, it wasn't exactly theft. 1625 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,201 We took it to protect ourselves. 1626 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,619 And your aunt's are the Wilde family. 1627 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,246 And you two of the famous Wilde heiress sisters. Yes. 1628 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:08,597 [Tinsley] Yes. 1629 01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:10,375 Of course. 1630 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,043 Can't you tell by our clothing? 1631 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,919 To be honest, the clothing that you're wearing 1632 01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:16,797 doesn't look like the kind of clothing a wealthy heiress would wear. 1633 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:19,967 Look at the fabric, the fabric, the thread count. 1634 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:21,177 Oh, that’s blood. 1635 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,095 Is it his blood? 1636 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:23,429 Or bear blood? Bear blood? 1637 01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:24,263 We killed a bear. 1638 01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:25,056 You killed a bear? 1639 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:27,308 Stop repeating everything. Yes, technically. 1640 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:30,144 Okay. Maybe we killed a bear. We shot at it and it fell on top of us. 1641 01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:32,647 But I think it was killed by the knife that was stab into its throat. 1642 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:33,648 Ah. Yep. 1643 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:34,498 Ah, huh. 1644 01:01:34,732 --> 01:01:35,332 Wait. 1645 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:36,525 A bear fell on you. 1646 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:39,028 But earlier, the man that you think you may have killed, 1647 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:40,404 he said he may have seen a bear. 1648 01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:41,906 And that's why he had the rifle. 1649 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,325 Yes, they are different bears. 1650 01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:46,244 Different bears? 1651 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,120 This isn't actually blood. 1652 01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:49,789 It is mud. 1653 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,332 Yes, poor blood, it is mud. 1654 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,000 Okay, I'm covered in mud. 1655 01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:54,085 And the mud is from? 1656 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,545 Everything. Everywhere. 1657 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,672 Oh, this entire world is covered in mud. 1658 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,423 Oh, my God, I've never been to such a place. 1659 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:00,925 So covered in mud and dirt. 1660 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,468 And bugs. It's on the ground. It’s... 1661 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,887 Tinsley, the ground is made of dirt. 1662 01:02:04,929 --> 01:02:06,138 That's what ground is. 1663 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:09,350 Well, we may not be as smart as wealthy heiresses from New York. 1664 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:12,978 Ma'am, with all due respect, when you steal someone's rifle... 1665 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:13,896 For survival. 1666 01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:16,733 Even for survival, we call that theft. 1667 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:19,610 And when you run over a man with his own car, 1668 01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:20,820 even if you didn't kill him 1669 01:02:20,862 --> 01:02:23,239 well, we call that attempted murder. 1670 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,742 But he was shooting at us. 1671 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:26,535 I see. 1672 01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:27,618 And where did this happen? 1673 01:02:28,035 --> 01:02:28,953 In the woods. 1674 01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:30,455 In the woods? 1675 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:32,331 There's lots of woods around here. 1676 01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:33,791 Can you be a bit more specific? 1677 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:38,337 Yes, maybe 100 miles from here. 1678 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:41,466 Just find his car and you'll find his body. 1679 01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,301 If we killed him. 1680 01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:44,969 If you killed him, 1681 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,598 a hundred miles from here in a patch of forest, on a mountain. 1682 01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:49,974 Do you know which mountain? 1683 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:52,184 Mount Rainier, Mount Saint Helens, Mount Olympus... 1684 01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:53,019 Oh, well, 1685 01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:56,272 it wasn't exactly on top of a mountain. More like on the side of a mountain. 1686 01:02:56,564 --> 01:02:59,734 On a mountain side, but not a mountain in a patch of forest 1687 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:01,110 about 100 miles from here. 1688 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:02,487 But you don't remember where. 1689 01:03:03,237 --> 01:03:06,741 You do realize pretty much this whole region is covered in forest. 1690 01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:09,410 Call our aunts. They will vouch for us. 1691 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:12,121 Your aunt who tried to kill you will confirm they tried to kill you 1692 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:13,706 If I call them? 1693 01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:14,832 Well, maybe. 1694 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:17,835 Maybe not that part. Or maybe. 1695 01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:20,337 Maybe they won't even confirm that they know us at all. 1696 01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:22,590 They did try to kill us after all. 1697 01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:24,383 Of course. That makes sense. 1698 01:03:24,425 --> 01:03:26,135 Ah, you are so frustrating. 1699 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,261 Why don't you get this? 1700 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:28,596 I am trying. 1701 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,139 We are the Wilde Heiresses. 1702 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:33,142 You can't tell by our breeding in the weave of the fabric of our dresses? 1703 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:34,810 Under the blood and the mud? Yes. 1704 01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:37,438 The bears blood that fell on you, but not the blood of the man 1705 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,481 that you ran over? 1706 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:39,315 Yes, yes. 1707 01:03:40,858 --> 01:03:42,067 Well, I'll have 1708 01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:44,195 my men look into this and see what we can dig up. 1709 01:03:44,737 --> 01:03:48,074 In the meantime, where can I reach you if I need more information? 1710 01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:53,037 We... we don't... exactly live anywhere. 1711 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,413 You don't live anywhere? 1712 01:03:54,747 --> 01:03:56,123 Always with the repeating. 1713 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,793 So you're homeless? Vagrants. 1714 01:03:58,835 --> 01:03:59,710 Vagrants? 1715 01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:01,670 Excuse me? Yes, yes. 1716 01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:03,548 We don't have anywhere to live right now. 1717 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:05,216 Nothing to be ashamed about. 1718 01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:08,386 There are a lot of people who don't have a place to live right now. 1719 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,305 And I've heard a lot of wild... 1720 01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:12,223 That's funny. 1721 01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:13,266 Wild... 1722 01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:15,810 stories. 1723 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:18,604 Let me look into this first part and see if there's a man dead 1724 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:21,607 or bleeding to death under his car within 100 mile vicinity. 1725 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:25,486 I won't charge you for the rifle, as there's no complaint against you 1726 01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:27,154 even with your self confession. 1727 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:27,864 But look. 1728 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,658 Hey, um, I think you girls could use a break. 1729 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:34,203 I have a couple tickets to the new Charlie Chaplin movie opening tonight. 1730 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:35,997 I think you could use them more than me. 1731 01:04:36,163 --> 01:04:40,126 Stick around after the show. The theater holds a raffle for a bag of groceries. 1732 01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:41,168 Good luck to you. 1733 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:43,838 [1920s silent movie mood music] 1734 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:46,090 [projector clicking] 1735 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:47,717 [crowd laughing] 1736 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:52,346 [crowd laughing, happy screams] 1737 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:53,514 [little girl] Lookout Charlie! 1738 01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:01,856 We didn't win the bag of groceries. 1739 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,609 A tired mother with too many mouths to feed won it. 1740 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:07,278 And for once, fate got something right. 1741 01:05:08,195 --> 01:05:11,282 Then Tinsley had an idea, a terrible idea. 1742 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,243 Against my better judgment, I agreed to let her drag me back 1743 01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:17,246 to the police station to use their phone to call evil Aunt Beatrice 1744 01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:20,457 so we could beg, bargain, and if necessary, blackmail 1745 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:21,917 our way back to New York. 1746 01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,962 Because, as Tinsley put it, civilization needs us. 1747 01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:27,673 And somehow, in that moment, I almost believed her. 1748 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:31,260 Thank you, officer. She's on the line. 1749 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:35,389 Hello, aunt Beatrice. 1750 01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:37,391 [traffic, horns honking] 1751 01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:38,643 [Clock chime, ticking] 1752 01:05:38,809 --> 01:05:40,061 Hello. Is this Mattie? 1753 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:40,937 No. You know it's Tinsley. 1754 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:43,647 Have you finally settled into the new house? 1755 01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:44,482 There was a house? 1756 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:46,275 No. You know there is no house. 1757 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:47,484 You sent a Button man after us. 1758 01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:49,445 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1759 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:50,696 All right, 1760 01:05:52,281 --> 01:05:53,074 you win. 1761 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:55,701 [majestic music] 1762 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,161 But we... are Wildes. 1763 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,829 We don't belong out here. 1764 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:01,958 We'll live in the gardener's cottage or the... 1765 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,293 the servants quarters. 1766 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:07,004 Just please let us return to civilization. 1767 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:08,172 Don't be absurd. 1768 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,007 Where would the gardener live? 1769 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,176 And you can't stay in the servants quarters. 1770 01:06:12,343 --> 01:06:16,013 Can you imagine what the society pages would say if they thought I was making 1771 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:18,015 my nieces live amongst the servants? 1772 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:19,850 You have no idea what we've been through. 1773 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:20,935 I can only imagine. 1774 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,311 It must be Paradise. 1775 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,187 Paradise? 1776 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,313 We were attacked by a bear. 1777 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,439 You have been drinking. 1778 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:28,108 I didn't realize they served liquor in the wilderness. 1779 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:29,610 It is outright primitive. 1780 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,654 I have stayed in the country many times. 1781 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:32,947 It can't be that bad. 1782 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,115 You mean the Hamptons? 1783 01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,283 This is not the Hamptons. 1784 01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:37,618 Perhaps you are right. 1785 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,536 I should bring the two of you home. 1786 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:41,163 I will send someone for you. 1787 01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:43,040 Someone to bring you home. 1788 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,375 Where are you, dear? 1789 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,377 Oh, um, we're in Port... 1790 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:51,966 You’ll send someone like you sent Mr. Button. 1791 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,010 Just tell me where you are. 1792 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,762 I will take care of everything. 1793 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,140 You mean take care of us? 1794 01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:01,392 Of course I will. 1795 01:07:01,475 --> 01:07:04,061 We Wildes know how to take care of family. 1796 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:05,771 We’ll take care of you. 1797 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:08,899 Are you there, dear? 1798 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,317 Tell me where you are. 1799 01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:11,276 Do you have an address? 1800 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,778 Where I can send someone to meet you. 1801 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:14,739 [slam] 1802 01:07:15,114 --> 01:07:16,032 What did she say? 1803 01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:19,284 She just wanted to know where we were 1804 01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:20,870 so she could send someone else. 1805 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:25,291 Oh... Yes. 1806 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:25,933 [clunk] 1807 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:33,966 [Tinsley} We need to get back to New York and find father's 1808 01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:35,926 will to expose our treacherous aunties. 1809 01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:38,262 [Mattie] Tinsley. New York City's a long way off at this point. 1810 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,139 First, we have to figure out how to survive. 1811 01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:41,432 [Tinsley] We've lost everything. 1812 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:42,391 At least we still have... 1813 01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:43,059 [Mattie] Each other? 1814 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:44,351 [Tinsley] was going to say dirt. 1815 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,144 [Mattie] Ha ha! 1816 01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:47,521 [country violin] 1817 01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:50,274 ♪ Hard times, hard times, ♪ 1818 01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:52,151 ♪ Come again no more. ♪ 1819 01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:55,070 ♪ Many days you have lingered ♪ 1820 01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:57,114 ♪ around my cabin door. ♪ 1821 01:07:57,406 --> 01:08:00,576 ♪ Oh, hard times, come again no more. ♪♪ 1822 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,952 [knocking] [goat bleet] 1823 01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:03,162 What in God's 1824 01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:06,207 green Earth are you two doing on my doorstep again? 1825 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:08,501 It was a wild goose chase. 1826 01:08:08,709 --> 01:08:10,002 Our aunts are truly demons. 1827 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:12,212 We will never see the return of our stolen fortune again. 1828 01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:14,048 It is, quite clear now. 1829 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:14,965 [uh huh] 1830 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:17,259 what in God's green Earth 1831 01:08:17,301 --> 01:08:18,844 are you two doing 1832 01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:21,347 on my doorstep again? 1833 01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:23,974 We came back to move in with you. 1834 01:08:24,016 --> 01:08:27,228 We want to live with you as we have no home. 1835 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:29,772 Oh, hell no. 1836 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:36,195 No, no. 1837 01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:38,489 [raccoon chitters] 1838 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,991 I built this as a wood shed a number of years ago. 1839 01:08:41,033 --> 01:08:41,784 It's not pretty. 1840 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:44,203 It needs some fixing up, but you can live in it. 1841 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:50,167 Now, this is the furthest back corner of my land. 1842 01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:52,044 I'm gonna give you two acres 1843 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:54,421 from that tree line across the field over here. 1844 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:58,133 Now, you're going to need skills to live like how to trap, farm, 1845 01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,510 how to take care of animals. 1846 01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:02,930 And I guess I'll be the one to volunteer to teach you. 1847 01:09:06,183 --> 01:09:07,518 Oh, oh, hey, 1848 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,188 I appreciate you, Miss Mattie, but I'm not really the hugging kind. 1849 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,692 Why would you do this for us? 1850 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,819 We haven't exactly been nice to you. 1851 01:09:16,902 --> 01:09:20,072 You haven’t? get out of here. 1852 01:09:20,739 --> 01:09:22,866 You're pretty much unkind and rude to everyone, 1853 01:09:22,908 --> 01:09:25,035 so I don't specially take it personally. 1854 01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,329 And I can't stomach the thought of 1855 01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:29,039 you two being in my personal space 1856 01:09:29,081 --> 01:09:32,084 day in and day out, miss Tinsely. 1857 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,838 Now, let's get started fixing this place up. 1858 01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:37,381 Because tomorrow 1859 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:38,966 I'm taking you with me trapping. 1860 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:41,051 [raccoon chitters nervously] 1861 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:44,805 [light transition music] 1862 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:49,643 Y'all can stay in my cabin till this place is livable. 1863 01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:51,353 Then this is where you sleep. 1864 01:09:51,395 --> 01:09:52,437 Understood. 1865 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,733 I found some raisins and some flour in the very back of your pantry. 1866 01:09:57,067 --> 01:09:58,944 I was thinking I'd make a raisin pie. 1867 01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:02,573 Have you ever made a raisin pie before? 1868 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,449 I've never made any kind of pie before. 1869 01:10:04,491 --> 01:10:06,076 Now why would you want to go and do that? 1870 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:09,037 I would not let my sister near an open flame. 1871 01:10:09,079 --> 01:10:09,914 Amen. 1872 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:13,667 [epic wilderness adventure music] 1873 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:27,389 [coyotes howling] 1874 01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:29,266 [snoring] 1875 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,185 [coyotes savigely feeding on deer] 1876 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,311 Like Tinsley said, 1877 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:33,854 this wasn't the Hamptons. 1878 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:38,984 [melancholy country violin] 1879 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,491 I can smell the morning dew. 1880 01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:48,035 You can smell the morning dew? 1881 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,870 Why do you always say stupid things? 1882 01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:50,829 Ladies. 1883 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,706 I smell wet dog. 1884 01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:53,707 Well, it's not me. 1885 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:55,084 Ladies. 1886 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:07,262 Breathe, now fire. 1887 01:11:07,304 --> 01:11:08,514 [gunshot] 1888 01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:12,184 [Tinsley] Giggles. 1889 01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:16,480 [country violin continues] 1890 01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:26,532 Oh, hey. 1891 01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:29,159 What are you girls doing? 1892 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,245 Having a drink from the brook? 1893 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,580 No, never drink directly from a stream. 1894 01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:36,124 Why not? We've been doing this since we came out here. 1895 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:37,167 I'll show you. 1896 01:11:41,505 --> 01:11:43,882 Never drink directly from the stream or river or lake. 1897 01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:46,510 Even if the water looks clean. You see this animal? 1898 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,554 Where do you think its fluids are running? 1899 01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:49,639 Yeah. 1900 01:11:49,681 --> 01:11:50,514 Downstream 1901 01:11:50,556 --> 01:11:53,559 Where you were about to take a big gulp of squirrel juice. 1902 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:55,435 I think I'm going to be sick. 1903 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:56,979 I told you you were lucky. 1904 01:11:57,521 --> 01:11:59,481 You got to clean the water first. 1905 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,108 How do we clean it? 1906 01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:02,276 You boil it. 1907 01:12:03,235 --> 01:12:03,944 How do you boil it? 1908 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:05,153 We don't have any matches. 1909 01:12:05,195 --> 01:12:06,571 Matches are expensive. 1910 01:12:06,613 --> 01:12:09,616 If they get wet or damp, they just become useless. 1911 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:12,161 I'm gonna teach you about flint. 1912 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:13,704 [gagging] 1913 01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:22,046 Wow. 1914 01:12:22,379 --> 01:12:23,505 That's poison oak. 1915 01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:24,631 Stay away from that. 1916 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:26,675 The one with the three leaf clusters? 1917 01:12:26,717 --> 01:12:29,928 Yep. It grows pretty much everywhere around here. 1918 01:12:29,970 --> 01:12:32,181 ♪ Our souls ♪ 1919 01:12:32,639 --> 01:12:36,810 ♪ are pushed and pulled and forced to grow. ♪♪ 1920 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:39,187 [Tinsley] I can't believe Silas actually lives here on purpose 1921 01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:41,357 without even the faintest hope of champagne. 1922 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:43,775 [wood stove fire rumble] 1923 01:12:43,817 --> 01:12:45,902 [distant coyote howl] 1924 01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:46,945 I'm so bored. 1925 01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,281 There's nothing to do here. 1926 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:51,199 I can teach you to sew. 1927 01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:53,118 Silas showed me. It's not that hard. 1928 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,412 No, I don't want you to teach me how to sew. 1929 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,663 Then I'll have to do it all the time. 1930 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,790 There are dozens of chores that need to be done. 1931 01:12:58,832 --> 01:13:00,834 I don't want to learn how to sew. 1932 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:03,045 I want to see if Silas has any playing cards. 1933 01:13:04,004 --> 01:13:05,213 Stop! 1934 01:13:05,255 --> 01:13:06,298 It is impolite. 1935 01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:07,132 Impolite? 1936 01:13:07,424 --> 01:13:09,051 Do you hear the way Silas speaks to me? 1937 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:09,843 Yes. 1938 01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:11,470 You blew up his truck. 1939 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:13,680 You blow up one person's truck 1940 01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:15,140 and you never hear the end of it. 1941 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:16,141 [sigh] 1942 01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,394 I don't have to be polite... to him. 1943 01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:22,105 He is letting us sleep here while our walls dry. 1944 01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:23,065 He has kept us alive. 1945 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:23,732 Tinsley. 1946 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,359 [distant coyote] 1947 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,151 [box squeeks] 1948 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:27,903 Huh, what's this? 1949 01:13:28,278 --> 01:13:29,488 Tinsley, stop. 1950 01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:31,657 Silas doesn't want us snooping in his things. 1951 01:13:31,865 --> 01:13:32,908 It's delicate. 1952 01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:33,950 Leave it alone. 1953 01:13:33,992 --> 01:13:35,577 I'm sure it was hidden for a reason. 1954 01:13:37,871 --> 01:13:38,914 Oh, it opens. 1955 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,291 Give me some room. 1956 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:44,336 Well, I wanted to see... if you were going to open it after all. 1957 01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:47,548 Well, you're breathing on my shoulder. 1958 01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:48,924 Can you not do that? 1959 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:50,717 I'm breathing like I always breathe. 1960 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:52,260 I don't like it. 1961 01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:54,138 I don't like it. Can you stop? 1962 01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:55,764 Can I stop breathing? 1963 01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,643 No, just not in my direction. 1964 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:03,564 I'm breathing away from you. 1965 01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:06,567 Huh, It's a woman. 1966 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:10,195 She's beautiful. 1967 01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:12,406 There's an inscription. 1968 01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:14,741 It says Maisy, I shot us dinner. 1969 01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:16,452 I shot us dinner. 1970 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,163 Who's Maisy? 1971 01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:21,790 Give me that. 1972 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,250 Where'd you get this? 1973 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,461 Don't you ever touch this again. 1974 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:26,144 Ever. 1975 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,340 But who's Maisy? 1976 01:14:30,382 --> 01:14:33,343 [Silas]These girls are going to make me lose my religion. 1977 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:36,096 [happy country fiddle] 1978 01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:38,723 [Mattie] We're sorry about the locket last night. 1979 01:14:38,765 --> 01:14:39,558 [Tinsley] She means it. 1980 01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:40,851 [Silas] Don’t. Just don't. 1981 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:43,770 [happy country fiddle] 1982 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:46,148 Eggs. 1983 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:48,817 Ah, I have not had an omelet in so long. 1984 01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:49,943 It's going to be even longer 1985 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:51,736 because we don't have an omlette pan out here. 1986 01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:53,906 Heh, we're going to eat these a different way. 1987 01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:56,700 [shell cracking] 1988 01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:57,743 [gasps] 1989 01:14:58,452 --> 01:15:00,078 [Tinsley] Oh. [gag] no. 1990 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,164 [Tinsley] Ew... eew. 1991 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:05,584 Now, this one's still alive, which means it hasn't gone bad yet. 1992 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:06,960 We can eat it raw. 1993 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:09,004 No, no, you're. You're kidding, right? 1994 01:15:09,713 --> 01:15:11,089 I am not. 1995 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:12,466 [crunching] 1996 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,259 [Mattie moans] 1997 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:17,846 Oh. Oh. 1998 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,640 [Silas] Mmm. 1999 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:23,810 Gag. 2000 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,230 Gasp. 2001 01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:27,606 Ohh. 2002 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:30,651 Oh, I cannot. I can't, bring myself to. 2003 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,238 Nope. Uh uh. Not going to happen. 2004 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:37,950 [yummy sounds] Good. 2005 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,161 I save it for you later. 2006 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,454 You get hungry enough 2007 01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:44,081 this’ll look like an omelette to you. 2008 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:49,419 ♪ When we were little girls... ♪ 2009 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:53,715 ♪ We thought we knew it all. ♪ 2010 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:57,177 ♪ But now ♪ 2011 01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,137 ♪ our souls ♪ 2012 01:15:59,763 --> 01:16:04,184 ♪ are pushed and pulled and forced to grow. ♪♪ 2013 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,521 Time passed with a steady rhythm 2014 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:11,525 as Silas wove his strange and quiet lessons into our days. 2015 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,861 How to snare a rabbit, how to fish from the stream. 2016 01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:18,490 How to tend the land so it would care for us in return. 2017 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:21,493 Knowledge came like the slow 2018 01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:24,538 seep of dawn, quiet and unasked. 2019 01:16:25,205 --> 01:16:26,498 And we let it come. 2020 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:30,877 ♪ When we were little girls... ♪ 2021 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:35,173 ♪ We thought we knew it all. ♪ 2022 01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:38,635 ♪ But now ♪ 2023 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,596 ♪ our souls ♪ 2024 01:16:41,221 --> 01:16:45,642 ♪ are pushed and pulled and forced to grow. ♪♪ 2025 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:49,312 Now, under these logs, 2026 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:51,773 these little squirmy fellows are called grubs. 2027 01:16:51,815 --> 01:16:52,649 [Tinsley] Uhhg] 2028 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,401 They're maggots. 2029 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:55,902 Maggots are baby flies. 2030 01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:58,321 You don't want to eat them. You can help it. 2031 01:16:58,363 --> 01:17:00,031 These grubs grow into beetles. 2032 01:17:00,073 --> 01:17:02,367 A good source of all kinds of nutrients. 2033 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,911 These beetle larve are fat and juicy. 2034 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,246 I think I'm going to be sick. 2035 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,831 What do they taste like? 2036 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:08,915 Uhh. 2037 01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:10,542 A little bit like chicken... with a, 2038 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:12,669 Almond aftertaste. 2039 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:22,012 Ohhh, eew, oh. 2040 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:22,971 [laughter] 2041 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:26,725 This does not taste like chicken at all. 2042 01:17:26,850 --> 01:17:29,061 [laughter] 2043 01:17:29,686 --> 01:17:30,478 Now, would you have eaten it 2044 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,481 if I told you it tastes like goat cheese? 2045 01:17:32,856 --> 01:17:33,815 I like goat cheese. 2046 01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:34,941 Now that’s funny. 2047 01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:36,735 That's one thing I never took a liking to, 2048 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:37,652 was goat cheese. 2049 01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:39,946 I would eat a hundred plates of grubs 2050 01:17:39,988 --> 01:17:41,281 before I’d eat goat cheese. 2051 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:44,200 I would much rather starve than eat grubs. 2052 01:17:44,242 --> 01:17:46,453 You don't come back from the dead, Miss Tinsley. 2053 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,537 Father always said... 2054 01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:49,080 Oh, if I have to hear what father said one more time... 2055 01:17:49,122 --> 01:17:49,722 And just... 2056 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:52,751 [gag] 2057 01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:55,795 [wretching] 2058 01:17:55,837 --> 01:17:58,423 [laughter] 2059 01:17:58,465 --> 01:17:59,883 [wretching] 2060 01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:02,135 Maybe it's an acquired taste. 2061 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:03,887 [Silas] Yeah, ha ha. 2062 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:07,474 But remember, these’ll keep you alive. 2063 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:11,186 I think I'll ever get that taste out of my mouth. 2064 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:12,370 [burp] 2065 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,190 I actually taste the almond. 2066 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,901 [roaring water] 2067 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,736 [footsteps] 2068 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:21,530 [Button] Such dreams when I was a lad. 2069 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:22,947 If only I knew one day I would 2070 01:18:22,989 --> 01:18:24,700 be living off of squirrel. 2071 01:18:24,908 --> 01:18:26,451 Wait, what is this?! 2072 01:18:26,493 --> 01:18:27,160 Ticks? 2073 01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:28,662 Oh, bloody hell! 2074 01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:31,581 When I find these two dames, I'm so going to torture them. 2075 01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:35,085 Especially the arrogant one. 2076 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:38,463 [Lynx snarl] 2077 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,757 [slow intense growl] 2078 01:18:41,508 --> 01:18:43,426 [Lynx snarl, snort, hiss] 2079 01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:44,428 Nice kitty. 2080 01:18:44,928 --> 01:18:45,970 [Lynx attacks] 2081 01:18:46,012 --> 01:18:47,430 [Button screams] 2082 01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:48,473 [roar] 2083 01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:49,349 [Button screams] 2084 01:18:49,766 --> 01:18:51,727 [crows, tweeting birds] 2085 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:56,732 [clunk] 2086 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:59,025 First stack is around the back side of the barn 2087 01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,068 by the lean to. 2088 01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:01,486 Got it. 2089 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:10,746 Why are you so mad at you, daddy? 2090 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:14,374 He must have really been suffering to do what he did. 2091 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,211 When I was a little girl, 2092 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:20,088 I had training wheels on my bicycle. 2093 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,341 My au pair, was attempting 2094 01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:26,386 to convince me to have the training wheels removed from my bicycle. 2095 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:27,804 I would have none of it. 2096 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:31,224 My father saw us out of his study window and came down with his tools. 2097 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,312 Said it was time to remove my training wheels. 2098 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,981 He said he'd hold on and run alongside me. 2099 01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:40,567 I said, you'll let go and I will fall. 2100 01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:42,736 He said, I won't let go. 2101 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,990 I reluctantly agreed and we... started pedaling. 2102 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:49,701 He kept encouraging me to go faster. 2103 01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:52,203 And suddenly I looked back 2104 01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:55,248 and he was standing there, a big grin on his face. 2105 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,792 He let go. 2106 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:01,213 He promised he wouldn't let go, but he did. 2107 01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:03,590 Just like when he shot himself. 2108 01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:08,428 When I was a little boy... 2109 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,556 my daddy couldn't find any work. 2110 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,768 No matter how hard he tried. 2111 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,978 The deck was just stacked against him. 2112 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:21,358 So my mother, who got work as a cleaning woman, had to support us. 2113 01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:23,819 And he had stay home to raise me. 2114 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:28,240 Oh, I, despised him growing up. 2115 01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:31,076 I didn't think he was a real man. 2116 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:35,247 Years later I realized how hard it was for him. 2117 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:39,167 How much it must’a ate at his soul inside. 2118 01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:41,503 But he was a good father, 2119 01:20:42,128 --> 01:20:45,549 and he did everything he could to make sure I was all right. 2120 01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:52,013 Now, my father's forever my hero. 2121 01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:57,269 My father took everything. 2122 01:20:58,770 --> 01:20:59,646 It isn't fair. 2123 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,607 Out of all the people in this world I met, 2124 01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:04,609 you should know that life isn't fair. 2125 01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:07,070 It's not fair now and never will be. 2126 01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:09,614 Today. Life's not fair to you. 2127 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,117 Tomorrow It’ll be unfair to someone else. 2128 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:16,121 It’s only to love the good Lord gave us the ability to feel 2129 01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:17,831 that makes it all bearable. 2130 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:21,877 Then our aunts took everything else. 2131 01:21:22,627 --> 01:21:24,796 Though I'm sure that's not what their intentions were... 2132 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:28,466 but one day you will see what they did was a gift. 2133 01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:31,094 Now they can slow you down. 2134 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,430 But if you're strong, 2135 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:36,266 they can't make you walk backwards. 2136 01:21:37,517 --> 01:21:38,726 They took our future. 2137 01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:40,312 Nobody can take your future. 2138 01:21:40,937 --> 01:21:42,105 Now, I can't say... 2139 01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:45,525 that you ever see the kinds of money you once had. 2140 01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:48,612 I don’t... I don’t even reckon it's even likely. 2141 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:50,572 But remember this. 2142 01:21:51,364 --> 01:21:52,908 It's never too late to be 2143 01:21:53,533 --> 01:21:54,784 what you might have been. 2144 01:21:57,078 --> 01:21:58,288 Father used to say that. 2145 01:21:58,830 --> 01:22:00,123 Sound like he loved you. 2146 01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,376 He left us. 2147 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,004 He promised he wouldn't leave us. 2148 01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:07,005 And he did. 2149 01:22:08,256 --> 01:22:11,009 You will eventually leave Mattie and I out here alone. 2150 01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:12,344 I will not. 2151 01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:17,933 What you looking at me like that for? 2152 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,102 I’m trying to see if I can tell 2153 01:22:21,144 --> 01:22:22,854 if you're lying or telling the truth. 2154 01:22:25,231 --> 01:22:26,066 What do you figure? 2155 01:22:32,155 --> 01:22:34,741 I think... think maybe you mean it. 2156 01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:41,831 Here comes your sister. 2157 01:22:50,715 --> 01:22:52,216 It's your turn to haul wood. 2158 01:22:52,258 --> 01:22:53,510 Look down your site. 2159 01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:55,303 See the tab at the end? 2160 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,097 All right, line it up with your prey. 2161 01:22:58,139 --> 01:23:00,976 Now... squeeze off. Do it. 2162 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:02,602 [gunshot] 2163 01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:03,603 All right. 2164 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:04,854 Yes. 2165 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:05,730 Yes. 2166 01:23:06,564 --> 01:23:07,649 It is a peculiar truth 2167 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:11,111 that one rarely recognizes one's own education while it is happening. 2168 01:23:11,778 --> 01:23:13,780 We had arrived as creatures of luxury. 2169 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:17,325 But under Silas's watchful eye, something within us was shifting, 2170 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:20,370 being shaped by the quiet demands of survival. 2171 01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:24,541 We were not merely learning. We were becoming something else. 2172 01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:28,586 And Silas, with his shadowed past and knowing eyes, 2173 01:23:28,753 --> 01:23:29,754 remained a mystery. 2174 01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:33,258 He didn't explain why he was helping us, and we didn't ask... 2175 01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:36,344 because honestly, we weren't ready for the answer. 2176 01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:38,304 [Tinsley] Everyone leaves me, 2177 01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:40,723 like my assistant Reginald T. Fluffington. 2178 01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:43,560 One moment he was brushing my hair 100 strokes before bed, 2179 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:45,854 and the next, poof, he's gone. 2180 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:47,480 [Mattie] Technically, Fluffington 2181 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:49,649 jumped off the balcony of the Waldorf Astoria. 2182 01:23:49,899 --> 01:23:51,901 The point is, I am clearly cursed. 2183 01:23:51,943 --> 01:23:54,070 I will never find a husband out here. 2184 01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:56,239 I guess we are both going to be old maids. 2185 01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:58,408 For you, it's a foregone conclusion. 2186 01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:01,344 Mm hm. 2187 01:24:01,661 --> 01:24:03,705 What? You never had a boy interested in you. 2188 01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:06,624 But, for me it is an additional punishment. 2189 01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:09,127 Leave it alone. You don't know everything. 2190 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,462 It seems I hit a rare nerve. 2191 01:24:11,504 --> 01:24:12,255 You mean a raw nerve? 2192 01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:13,757 Yes. One of those. 2193 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,050 You know, things 2194 01:24:16,092 --> 01:24:18,053 happen in the world that aren't always about you. 2195 01:24:21,681 --> 01:24:23,975 Poor blood, are you saying you had a boyfriend? 2196 01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:27,228 I met a boy at the 42nd Street library. 2197 01:24:29,105 --> 01:24:30,023 Really? Who? 2198 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:30,815 You don't want to know. 2199 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,025 Yes, I do, tell me. 2200 01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:34,694 His name was Shane Barlow. 2201 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,947 He and I were both interested in medieval history. 2202 01:24:37,989 --> 01:24:40,992 More specifically the migration period. 2203 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:43,661 You know, the period sometimes referred to as the Dark Ages 2204 01:24:43,703 --> 01:24:44,620 or the early Middle Ages. 2205 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:46,873 You know, the period from the fall of Rome to about the year 2206 01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,833 1000, of course, with a brief hiatus during the flowering 2207 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,878 of the Carolingian court, which was established by Charlemagne. 2208 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:52,628 Oh, yes. 2209 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:56,215 Yes, you're both interested in the falling of the Romans for a thousand years 2210 01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:59,469 of the brief hibiscus and the flowering of the calamari court with jesters. 2211 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:01,096 It was estimated in champagne. 2212 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,223 You realize you just said nonsense. 2213 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,768 Oh, I said nonsense. [Giggle] 2214 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:08,520 What does this have to do with the boy you met? 2215 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,522 Was this a... 2216 01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:15,652 a real boy or a, a “boyfriend”, 2217 01:25:16,569 --> 01:25:19,072 you know, like your little elf friend when you were younger. 2218 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:20,573 He was real. 2219 01:25:21,282 --> 01:25:23,076 Okay, he was... sweet. 2220 01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,495 We understood each other. 2221 01:25:25,745 --> 01:25:26,345 [laughs, snorts] 2222 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:28,039 So there was someone who understood you? 2223 01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:28,998 What? 2224 01:25:29,749 --> 01:25:30,959 Shut up. 2225 01:25:32,710 --> 01:25:35,964 We were happy when we were together. 2226 01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:39,300 What, were you in love? 2227 01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:39,942 Yes. 2228 01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:41,511 What? 2229 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:44,639 You're always so dismissive of me. 2230 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:46,432 You never see me for who I am. 2231 01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:49,018 That someone other than yourself could have feelings. 2232 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:53,690 [melancholy music] 2233 01:25:54,107 --> 01:25:54,983 What happened? 2234 01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:56,442 He wanted to marry me. 2235 01:25:57,235 --> 01:25:57,835 What? 2236 01:25:58,778 --> 01:26:00,446 He wasn’t of our class. 2237 01:26:00,488 --> 01:26:01,406 Father wouldn’t allow it. 2238 01:26:02,532 --> 01:26:03,366 What happened? 2239 01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:05,076 Father was 2240 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:07,829 furious that I was associating with a boy from a lower class. 2241 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:09,413 He was from a lesser known family? 2242 01:26:09,455 --> 01:26:10,415 He was poor. 2243 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,458 Virtually penniless. 2244 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:14,085 We met in secret. 2245 01:26:14,502 --> 01:26:16,588 But, our world was doomed from the start. 2246 01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:18,756 We could never be. 2247 01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:24,554 Father hired spies to follow us. 2248 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:27,056 We were clever at avoiding them. 2249 01:26:27,098 --> 01:26:28,308 We started meeting at the the 2250 01:26:28,641 --> 01:26:30,894 Renaissance rooms at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. 2251 01:26:31,811 --> 01:26:33,271 Oh, yeah, the Renaissance rooms. 2252 01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:36,024 They'd never think to look for you two certifiable freaks there. 2253 01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:38,109 Yeah, well, they caught us. 2254 01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:39,277 Surprise. 2255 01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:41,070 Hm. That, that's when... 2256 01:26:41,362 --> 01:26:42,113 [sigh] 2257 01:26:42,155 --> 01:26:43,823 father sent me to England to break us apart. 2258 01:26:45,408 --> 01:26:46,659 That's when you went to Oxford. 2259 01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:48,010 Yes. 2260 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:50,455 We corresponded in secret. 2261 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:52,957 He decided to visit me. 2262 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:54,334 Umm. 2263 01:26:55,335 --> 01:26:57,920 And I tried to wire him money for the trip, 2264 01:26:57,962 --> 01:27:00,131 but he insisted on paying its own way. 2265 01:27:00,173 --> 01:27:01,007 Did you meet? 2266 01:27:05,011 --> 01:27:07,472 He caught pneumonia on the journey and died at sea. 2267 01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:10,225 I never saw him again. 2268 01:27:11,017 --> 01:27:14,395 [melancholy music continues] 2269 01:27:17,190 --> 01:27:18,274 [emotional breath] 2270 01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,276 I, I didn't know. 2271 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:22,028 Yeah, well, there's a lot of things you didn’t know. 2272 01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:27,867 All this time I was calling you the old maid. But... 2273 01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:30,536 but you knew true love, 2274 01:27:31,454 --> 01:27:33,581 John Astor dropped me the moment we lost our money. 2275 01:27:34,999 --> 01:27:37,252 My worth to him was equivalent to our wealth. 2276 01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:40,129 That wasn’t love. 2277 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:43,591 But you. 2278 01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:45,885 You knew true love. 2279 01:27:50,556 --> 01:27:52,183 Can we just stop talking now? 2280 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:56,062 ♪ 2281 01:28:05,154 --> 01:28:05,905 Poor blood? 2282 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:07,323 Yes, sister. 2283 01:28:07,365 --> 01:28:08,825 Why didn't you tell me before? 2284 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,494 I was trying to protect you as always. 2285 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:12,954 You had enough to deal with. 2286 01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:15,014 Oh. 2287 01:28:15,206 --> 01:28:16,540 [melancholy music fades] 2288 01:28:16,582 --> 01:28:17,708 [banjo] 2289 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:20,419 One day, Silas announced he was off to Port Townsend 2290 01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:25,091 on some mysterious business which, as we all know, is code for 2291 01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:28,136 I don't want to explain myself to two nosey heiresses. 2292 01:28:28,511 --> 01:28:31,264 Naturally, this meant we had to press him for details. 2293 01:28:31,597 --> 01:28:33,224 But the man was a fortress. 2294 01:28:33,683 --> 01:28:36,644 A locked box. Like a man about to do something 2295 01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:39,188 either incredibly noble or highly illegal. 2296 01:28:39,897 --> 01:28:41,107 Fine, whatever. 2297 01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:42,984 But a man of mystery, 2298 01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:47,155 haunted by ghosts in his past doesn't just take day trips for fun. 2299 01:28:47,613 --> 01:28:52,493 [free spirited country mandolin music] 2300 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,204 If you still want to make Silas a Raisin pie, 2301 01:28:55,246 --> 01:28:58,207 I found a recipe on a newspaper pasted to our wall. 2302 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:01,878 How long have you been hiding bad things from me to protect me? 2303 01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:02,879 Forever, sister. 2304 01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:04,088 Maybe you can stop now. 2305 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,090 Really? You think you're ready? 2306 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:09,385 I don't know, but I know things aren't the way I thought they were. 2307 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,429 [knocking] 2308 01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:16,350 Yes, it is right on the other side of the East Side... 2309 01:29:16,392 --> 01:29:17,643 Good afternoon ladies. 2310 01:29:17,977 --> 01:29:19,937 Have you seen a couple of... you! 2311 01:29:19,979 --> 01:29:21,356 [girls panic] 2312 01:29:21,398 --> 01:29:22,231 [gunshot] 2313 01:29:22,273 --> 01:29:23,649 [girls scream] 2314 01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:26,277 [action music] 2315 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:37,538 ♪ 2316 01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:53,888 Tnsley, stop breathing so loud. He can hear us. 2317 01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:56,724 You're breathing just as loud. Shhhh. 2318 01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:57,475 Stop yelling. 2319 01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:59,185 Ohmy god, you’re yelling too. 2320 01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:00,895 You were yelling louder, as always. 2321 01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:02,813 Oh my God, that is not true at all. 2322 01:30:02,855 --> 01:30:05,191 If someone was here, they would say that you were the one who was yelling louder. 2323 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:07,068 No Tinsley, I think that they would say that you were the one who was yelling. 2324 01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:08,736 No, they would not know. They definitely would not. 2325 01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:09,378 No, but fath... 2326 01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:13,950 [girls arguing in the bushes] 2327 01:30:15,827 --> 01:30:16,911 Oh, you stepped on me. 2328 01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:17,912 Well, I didn’t mean too, I can't. 2329 01:30:17,954 --> 01:30:20,331 [squeaky crying] 2330 01:30:20,456 --> 01:30:21,582 Peekaboo! 2331 01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,000 Get up. 2332 01:30:26,504 --> 01:30:28,256 I see you. Just get up. 2333 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,883 [crying] 2334 01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,760 Come on, get up, get up. 2335 01:30:32,927 --> 01:30:33,594 Get up. 2336 01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:35,012 [hyperventilating] 2337 01:30:35,054 --> 01:30:38,015 [gibberish] 2338 01:30:38,057 --> 01:30:39,392 Get up, get up. 2339 01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:46,732 You... two dames... 2340 01:30:46,774 --> 01:30:48,818 have seriously messed up my day. 2341 01:30:49,485 --> 01:30:50,403 I'm hungry. 2342 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:51,904 I haven't had lunch. 2343 01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,364 I need to eat lunch. 2344 01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:56,659 You know what? I was going to torture you. 2345 01:30:56,701 --> 01:30:58,453 But I'm going to make this real quick. 2346 01:31:00,037 --> 01:31:01,705 [gun clicks] 2347 01:31:01,747 --> 01:31:04,000 [girls whimpering] 2348 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:05,059 [gun click] 2349 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:06,961 [girls shriek] 2350 01:31:07,378 --> 01:31:08,421 Oh hey! 2351 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:10,214 Oh my god, Tinsley! Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him! 2352 01:31:10,548 --> 01:31:11,549 Tinsley, shoot him! 2353 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:13,843 He doesn’t have it. shoot him. 2354 01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:15,344 Oh gosh! Shoot him! 2355 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,930 Oh, this is not like shooting a bird at all! 2356 01:31:17,972 --> 01:31:18,973 No, it is not like shooting a bird. 2357 01:31:19,015 --> 01:31:20,724 I is like shooting a man who is trying to kill us. 2358 01:31:20,766 --> 01:31:23,269 Why can't Spain make a decent gun? 2359 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:24,603 Just shoot him. 2360 01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:25,479 I'm going to kill you. 2361 01:31:25,521 --> 01:31:26,522 I can't do it. 2362 01:31:26,564 --> 01:31:28,816 I can't do it. I can’t do it! 2363 01:31:28,858 --> 01:31:29,817 Okay give me the gun! 2364 01:31:29,942 --> 01:31:30,542 What?! 2365 01:31:30,776 --> 01:31:33,571 [hyperventilating] [click] 2366 01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:35,197 Hold on. A few seconds. 2367 01:31:35,239 --> 01:31:35,865 [hyperventilating] 2368 01:31:36,073 --> 01:31:37,533 Oh, I can't do it either. 2369 01:31:37,575 --> 01:31:39,118 Yes you can. I know you can. 2370 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,286 I believe in you. 2371 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:41,720 Oh. 2372 01:31:42,205 --> 01:31:43,247 [click, gunshot, shriek] 2373 01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:44,348 [gasp] 2374 01:31:50,963 --> 01:31:51,881 I shot him. 2375 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:53,007 In the eye. 2376 01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:54,425 In the eye. 2377 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:58,804 [sob] 2378 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:04,059 Oh, it's heavy. 2379 01:32:04,101 --> 01:32:06,020 Much heavier than I would have imagined. 2380 01:32:06,187 --> 01:32:07,688 His name really is Button. 2381 01:32:07,730 --> 01:32:10,524 It says here he is from East London. It's a tough place. 2382 01:32:10,566 --> 01:32:13,236 I wonder if this is the type of gun father killed himself with. 2383 01:32:14,111 --> 01:32:15,112 Give me the gun. 2384 01:32:15,238 --> 01:32:16,906 [gunshot, chicken squawk] 2385 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:18,365 Well, now you've done it. 2386 01:32:18,407 --> 01:32:19,575 You've gone and shot Rosie. 2387 01:32:19,617 --> 01:32:21,660 Are you happy now? Now, we have to eat her for dinner. 2388 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:24,622 - Give me the gun. -Why should I? That was the last bullet. 2389 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:26,790 Because you obviously do not know how to handle it. 2390 01:32:26,832 --> 01:32:29,001 And now we have to eat our favorite chicken for dinner. 2391 01:32:29,043 --> 01:32:29,793 Give me the gun. 2392 01:32:29,835 --> 01:32:31,420 I will hold on to it until Silas gets back. 2393 01:32:31,462 --> 01:32:32,630 [Silas] Hold on to what? 2394 01:32:33,172 --> 01:32:34,757 Silas! Oh. 2395 01:32:35,883 --> 01:32:37,009 You have no idea what happened. 2396 01:32:37,051 --> 01:32:39,053 Yes I do, you accidentally shot your pet chicken... 2397 01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:41,430 He was here when he came back. He he wasn't dead. 2398 01:32:41,472 --> 01:32:42,072 Who? 2399 01:32:42,139 --> 01:32:43,558 - Mr. button. -The button man. 2400 01:32:44,183 --> 01:32:45,684 The fellow who tried to kill you? 2401 01:32:45,726 --> 01:32:46,477 Yes. 2402 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:47,520 Mattie killed him. 2403 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:48,312 You killed him. 2404 01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:49,772 Yes, I shot him in the eye. 2405 01:32:49,814 --> 01:32:51,399 - Not Tinsley. -I froze. 2406 01:32:52,358 --> 01:32:53,442 I'll be damned. 2407 01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:56,153 Looks like he's winking at me. 2408 01:32:56,195 --> 01:32:57,613 [classical vilolins] 2409 01:32:57,655 --> 01:33:00,658 Tinsley and I had been raised with everything we could ever want, 2410 01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:03,160 except the things we really needed. 2411 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:07,248 A silver spoon can feed a child, but it cannot nourish her. 2412 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:11,294 Aunt Beatrice and Florence had learned the same lessons. 2413 01:33:11,627 --> 01:33:13,212 And our grandparents had too. 2414 01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:16,674 All of us passing down the same mistakes like a family heirloom. 2415 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:21,971 But I suppose if you go too far in the wrong direction, there's no way back. 2416 01:33:22,763 --> 01:33:25,308 Beatrice and Florence would always be searching for more, 2417 01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:29,145 not realizing what they needed had never been for sale in the first place. 2418 01:33:31,355 --> 01:33:33,274 Must you knit so loudly? 2419 01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:35,901 The incessant clacking of the needles is getting on my nerves. 2420 01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:38,070 I didn't realize they were making any noise at all. 2421 01:33:38,112 --> 01:33:40,406 Well they are. So knit more quietly... 2422 01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:43,618 Or I shall have to forbid this peasant activity that you have adopted. 2423 01:33:44,243 --> 01:33:45,160 It calms me. 2424 01:33:45,202 --> 01:33:47,204 What could possibly cause you any stress 2425 01:33:47,246 --> 01:33:48,456 from which you would need calming? 2426 01:33:50,082 --> 01:33:53,336 [phone rings] 2427 01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:55,504 Hello. 2428 01:33:55,921 --> 01:33:57,715 Miss Wilde, I need to speak with your sister. 2429 01:33:57,965 --> 01:34:01,468 - It’s Mr. Cantilever. -Yes, Mr. cantilever, what is it? 2430 01:34:01,510 --> 01:34:03,095 I didn't arrange a call with you. 2431 01:34:03,137 --> 01:34:04,763 Mr. Cantilever shouldn't call us. 2432 01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:06,348 We call him. Shush. 2433 01:34:06,390 --> 01:34:07,725 - Miss. Wilde... -I’m going to be quiet now. 2434 01:34:07,767 --> 01:34:09,435 It's a matter of utmost urgency. 2435 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,854 I'm sorry to disturb you, but I have some important news for you. 2436 01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:12,896 Get to the point. 2437 01:34:12,938 --> 01:34:14,398 The girl's mother has been located. 2438 01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:15,482 What? [glass breaks] 2439 01:34:15,524 --> 01:34:17,526 [Florence] 'm sorry. It just flew out of my hand. 2440 01:34:18,402 --> 01:34:19,528 How dare you? 2441 01:34:19,570 --> 01:34:20,529 That tea set is 2442 01:34:20,571 --> 01:34:23,741 part of one of the finest Meissen porcelain collections in the world. 2443 01:34:23,824 --> 01:34:24,700 Very expensive. 2444 01:34:24,742 --> 01:34:26,994 Though I know this is frowned upon these days, 2445 01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:30,539 I would take you out to the stables and strangle the life out of you. 2446 01:34:31,123 --> 01:34:35,961 I'm certain you would do it... if it wasn't, as you said, frowned upon. 2447 01:34:37,421 --> 01:34:39,382 What do you mean she's been located? 2448 01:34:39,465 --> 01:34:41,967 I specifically told you not to pursue the matter. 2449 01:34:42,009 --> 01:34:44,595 I did not. It was the agent of a creditor. 2450 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:45,596 And there's more news, too 2451 01:34:45,638 --> 01:34:48,182 I'm afraid... The will has been located. 2452 01:34:48,557 --> 01:34:50,559 It is not possible that you have found the will. 2453 01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:51,644 This isn't good. 2454 01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:52,936 - How could they have? -Florence. 2455 01:34:52,978 --> 01:34:54,355 I can arrange to have a telegraphed 2456 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:56,523 transcript sent to you so we can have the details. 2457 01:34:56,565 --> 01:34:58,609 Now you listen here, Mr. Cantilever. 2458 01:34:58,651 --> 01:35:00,778 You are not to follow up on this in any way. 2459 01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:02,696 Do you understand me, you pettifogger? 2460 01:35:02,738 --> 01:35:03,364 Yes, ma'am. 2461 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:05,241 Dial my fixing associates. 2462 01:35:09,537 --> 01:35:11,914 They said they'll pay us double to kill these girls. 2463 01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:13,541 You need to stop trying to be the man. 2464 01:35:13,749 --> 01:35:14,833 [Helena] I stole us this car. 2465 01:35:14,875 --> 01:35:15,918 So put a sock in it. 2466 01:35:16,293 --> 01:35:18,671 [car backfires, engine sputters] 2467 01:35:18,796 --> 01:35:20,256 [deer grunts] 2468 01:35:20,589 --> 01:35:21,465 [Larry] Hm. [Helena] Hm. 2469 01:35:21,507 --> 01:35:25,761 ♪ I found a round about way to heaven, heaven. ♪♪ 2470 01:35:26,387 --> 01:35:27,388 Dagnabbit! 2471 01:35:27,722 --> 01:35:28,806 Engine running yet? 2472 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:30,182 This is not my fault. 2473 01:35:30,224 --> 01:35:32,101 - It's all your fault. -You picked this car. 2474 01:35:32,143 --> 01:35:35,146 You made the original mistake that set us on the road to hell. 2475 01:35:35,229 --> 01:35:36,689 And everything that's happened since then 2476 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:39,650 and continues to happen is your fault. 2477 01:35:39,692 --> 01:35:43,320 You know, I'm tired of you acting like you're the only one in charge. 2478 01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:44,905 I am in charge. 2479 01:35:44,947 --> 01:35:47,241 They give the jobs to me, and you help screw them up. 2480 01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:50,160 If it wasn't for you, I would be the one in charge. 2481 01:35:50,202 --> 01:35:52,454 It's not natural. Men and women are different. 2482 01:35:52,496 --> 01:35:53,789 I should be the breadwinner. 2483 01:35:53,831 --> 01:35:55,457 Then you should have finished school. 2484 01:35:55,499 --> 01:35:59,962 When mama died, I dropped out and went to work so you could finish school. 2485 01:36:00,045 --> 01:36:01,714 That's the way it's supposed to be. 2486 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:02,798 Women have a place. 2487 01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:05,843 It wasn't for me. I wanted to go to college. 2488 01:36:05,926 --> 01:36:07,386 Women shouldn't go to college. 2489 01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:08,971 They have special abilities, 2490 01:36:10,389 --> 01:36:11,766 like intuitions. 2491 01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:15,478 You're unhappy because you are going against woman's nature. 2492 01:36:16,604 --> 01:36:19,314 To raise a family, keep a clean house and make dinner. 2493 01:36:19,356 --> 01:36:20,816 That's not what I'm good at. 2494 01:36:20,858 --> 01:36:22,610 Oh, yeah? What are you good at? 2495 01:36:23,986 --> 01:36:25,112 [gunshot, outcry] 2496 01:36:25,154 --> 01:36:25,988 Killing. 2497 01:36:28,657 --> 01:36:30,325 You are a psycho. 2498 01:36:30,367 --> 01:36:31,535 You just figured this out? 2499 01:36:32,203 --> 01:36:33,537 You could have shot me in the head. 2500 01:36:33,579 --> 01:36:36,582 If I wanted to shoot you in the head, I would have aimed two inches lower. 2501 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:39,918 [Silas] Did you girls feed the chickens? 2502 01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:40,961 [Mattie] Yes, sir. We did. 2503 01:36:41,295 --> 01:36:43,422 [rooster crows] 2504 01:36:44,381 --> 01:36:45,883 Silas, I've been thinking. 2505 01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:47,968 You saved Mattie and I. 2506 01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:50,053 Had you not come along 2507 01:36:50,095 --> 01:36:52,181 we would have been torn to shreds by a bear. 2508 01:36:52,348 --> 01:36:53,933 And if we had survived, 2509 01:36:54,850 --> 01:36:58,479 we would have most assuredly died suffering a thousand different ways. 2510 01:36:59,146 --> 01:37:00,105 You saved us. 2511 01:37:00,940 --> 01:37:02,983 I take that back that I said, I don't like you. 2512 01:37:04,735 --> 01:37:06,195 Are you saying you like me? 2513 01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:10,074 I'm just saying I don't dislike you as much as I have done. 2514 01:37:11,367 --> 01:37:12,076 I'll take it. 2515 01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:15,537 I got to fix the shed roof. 2516 01:37:15,579 --> 01:37:17,373 It's going to be some bad weather coming. 2517 01:37:18,582 --> 01:37:20,125 You girls get your chores done. 2518 01:37:25,172 --> 01:37:26,548 No, I cannot perform 2519 01:37:26,590 --> 01:37:27,758 this sentimental hug. 2520 01:37:32,263 --> 01:37:33,388 [Helena] It was a joke. 2521 01:37:33,430 --> 01:37:34,181 [Larry] You shot at me. 2522 01:37:34,223 --> 01:37:36,350 Don't be a baby. I shot at your hat already. 2523 01:37:36,767 --> 01:37:38,393 I can't believe you did that. 2524 01:37:38,435 --> 01:37:39,937 Are you going to fix the car? 2525 01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:43,148 - I mean, you're the man. -It needs a mechanic. 2526 01:37:43,190 --> 01:37:44,608 Oh, how hard can it be? 2527 01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:53,617 [clicks, engine starts, runs] 2528 01:37:55,202 --> 01:37:56,662 How did you do that? 2529 01:37:56,704 --> 01:37:57,830 I'm smarter than you. 2530 01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,540 Oh, yeah? Well, you missed one thing. 2531 01:37:59,915 --> 01:38:01,083 What's that? 2532 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:02,293 I'm a psycho too. 2533 01:38:04,003 --> 01:38:05,170 [gunshot, cry of pain] 2534 01:38:06,130 --> 01:38:06,797 [sighs] 2535 01:38:06,839 --> 01:38:09,550 ♪ You’re a devil. You look so bashful and kind. ♪ 2536 01:38:09,592 --> 01:38:11,760 ♪ But you only use your looks as an alibi. ♪ 2537 01:38:11,802 --> 01:38:13,470 ♪ So how can you look so good? ♪ 2538 01:38:14,054 --> 01:38:16,098 ♪ And still be so doggone bad? Holy mamma. ♪ 2539 01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:17,558 ♪ Still be so doggone bad. ♪♪ -Hello there. 2540 01:38:19,101 --> 01:38:19,893 What do you want? 2541 01:38:19,935 --> 01:38:22,438 I'm special Agent Larry Hammer from New York City. 2542 01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:25,399 I've been out here on the West Coast tracking Gabriel Button. 2543 01:38:25,441 --> 01:38:26,734 He's a very bad man. 2544 01:38:27,109 --> 01:38:28,110 You don't have to tell us. 2545 01:38:28,152 --> 01:38:29,361 He just tried to kill us. 2546 01:38:29,653 --> 01:38:30,446 And you are? 2547 01:38:30,488 --> 01:38:31,197 Tinsley... 2548 01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:33,365 Ah, would you mind showing me your badge? 2549 01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:35,534 Of course. 2550 01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:39,204 [suspense music rising] 2551 01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:41,123 Just a moment. 2552 01:38:41,248 --> 01:38:42,333 I've got it here. 2553 01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:45,419 I was following him. But I lost track of him yesterday. 2554 01:38:45,502 --> 01:38:47,212 Oh. He's dead. Mattie shot him. 2555 01:38:47,379 --> 01:38:48,297 Shot him in the eye. 2556 01:38:48,339 --> 01:38:49,089 In the eye, huh? 2557 01:38:49,131 --> 01:38:50,341 Oh, yeah. 2558 01:38:50,383 --> 01:38:51,091 Here it is. 2559 01:38:51,175 --> 01:38:53,260 [ravens caw] 2560 01:38:53,844 --> 01:38:55,554 [suspense music rising] 2561 01:38:55,679 --> 01:38:56,513 Oh, good. 2562 01:38:56,555 --> 01:38:59,224 We thought you might be another bad guy like Mr. Button. 2563 01:38:59,475 --> 01:39:02,227 I am Tinsley Wilde, and this is my sister Mattie. 2564 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:04,563 Oh, Tinsley, I wish you hadn't. 2565 01:39:04,605 --> 01:39:07,065 Why not? 2566 01:39:07,107 --> 01:39:08,150 His badge. 2567 01:39:08,609 --> 01:39:10,694 It's a game warden’s badge. 2568 01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:11,403 Good eye. 2569 01:39:11,445 --> 01:39:13,364 [music thrums] 2570 01:39:13,489 --> 01:39:16,909 I seen a few... and G-Men badges, too. 2571 01:39:17,242 --> 01:39:17,842 What? 2572 01:39:18,035 --> 01:39:18,661 What?? 2573 01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:22,456 So you are another Button man. 2574 01:39:22,498 --> 01:39:24,499 Your aunt's really didn't want you to survive. 2575 01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:26,126 So they sent two of you. 2576 01:39:26,168 --> 01:39:29,922 Why hire one button man if you can get two for twice the price? 2577 01:39:30,172 --> 01:39:31,882 Three? If you count my dead sister. 2578 01:39:32,883 --> 01:39:35,177 I'm going to need you to step away from the girls, Mister... 2579 01:39:35,469 --> 01:39:37,096 You can call me Silas. 2580 01:39:37,346 --> 01:39:38,555 Silas Colter. 2581 01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:41,308 There's a Silas Colter company in New York. 2582 01:39:41,392 --> 01:39:42,643 Some kind of investment firm. 2583 01:39:42,768 --> 01:39:44,478 Pretty big. Survived the crash. 2584 01:39:45,187 --> 01:39:46,730 Yeah, I heard of it. 2585 01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:49,692 Either way, I'm not leaving without them girls. 2586 01:39:50,776 --> 01:39:52,319 I guess you won't be leaving. 2587 01:39:52,778 --> 01:39:55,030 What's it to you? These girls don't even belong. 2588 01:39:55,072 --> 01:39:56,698 They're from a different world than you are. 2589 01:39:56,740 --> 01:40:00,494 Your kind does not want to be caught with a couple of white girls around here. 2590 01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:02,871 The locals might think you're doing something bad. 2591 01:40:03,163 --> 01:40:04,832 Not as bad as that haircut. 2592 01:40:05,374 --> 01:40:06,750 Just give me the girls. 2593 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:11,088 Mattie, how tall would you say this chump is? 2594 01:40:11,714 --> 01:40:14,091 I-I would say he's about six feet tall. 2595 01:40:14,550 --> 01:40:16,593 I was thinking more like five eleven. 2596 01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:18,303 What are you two talking about? 2597 01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:19,596 I got some wood cut up. 2598 01:40:19,638 --> 01:40:22,182 An’ I was trying to figure out if it was long enough for a coffin. 2599 01:40:23,684 --> 01:40:25,060 But I think about it. 2600 01:40:25,894 --> 01:40:27,438 I don't want to waste the wood. 2601 01:40:27,688 --> 01:40:29,189 You're a funny guy for a darkie. 2602 01:40:29,773 --> 01:40:31,608 I don't know if I should be offended by that. 2603 01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:32,626 Mattie. 2604 01:40:33,110 --> 01:40:35,153 Where's that term “darkie” come from? 2605 01:40:35,195 --> 01:40:36,697 It is from Middle English, 2606 01:40:36,739 --> 01:40:39,449 derk. Later dark, from Old English deorc. 2607 01:40:39,491 --> 01:40:42,327 Meaning without light, lacking light or brightness. 2608 01:40:42,453 --> 01:40:43,495 Especially at night. 2609 01:40:49,626 --> 01:40:51,003 But should I be offended? 2610 01:40:51,587 --> 01:40:52,587 It's colloquial... 2611 01:40:52,629 --> 01:40:56,425 for an African-American person, as its underlying meaning is gloomy, 2612 01:40:56,592 --> 01:41:00,304 figuratively sad, cheerless, sinister, wicked. 2613 01:41:00,387 --> 01:41:03,057 I-I would say you should be offended. Yes. 2614 01:41:04,558 --> 01:41:06,310 Now you done gone and offended me. 2615 01:41:06,393 --> 01:41:08,311 Do you know how many men I've killed? 2616 01:41:08,353 --> 01:41:10,314 I bet none was face to face. 2617 01:41:12,149 --> 01:41:13,317 [sharp knife sound] 2618 01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:14,568 [gunshot] [gasp, grunt] 2619 01:41:14,610 --> 01:41:15,210 [chunk] 2620 01:41:15,611 --> 01:41:17,112 Nor did you kill a bear with a knife. 2621 01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:18,822 Silas! You're shot! Oh! 2622 01:41:21,408 --> 01:41:22,409 Yeah, I know. 2623 01:41:22,534 --> 01:41:23,326 [gurgling, choking, thud] 2624 01:41:23,368 --> 01:41:24,328 [death rattle] 2625 01:41:24,828 --> 01:41:27,414 I need to have a talk with those aunties of yours. 2626 01:41:35,589 --> 01:41:38,216 Then the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit. 2627 01:41:38,258 --> 01:41:41,845 [Mattie belly laughs] 2628 01:41:42,429 --> 01:41:43,680 And then what happened? 2629 01:41:43,889 --> 01:41:45,974 Tinsley, that was the punch line. 2630 01:41:46,975 --> 01:41:49,269 There's no punch line after the punch line. 2631 01:41:50,979 --> 01:41:53,315 Well, maybe you can explain it to me so I can understand. 2632 01:41:53,357 --> 01:41:54,733 And then I will laugh too. 2633 01:41:55,567 --> 01:41:56,693 If I have to explain it 2634 01:41:56,735 --> 01:41:57,903 you're not going to laugh. 2635 01:41:59,947 --> 01:42:01,115 Don't waste it. 2636 01:42:01,865 --> 01:42:04,201 It’s not wasting it if it keeps you from dying. 2637 01:42:05,077 --> 01:42:06,703 It's - it’s a bit infected. 2638 01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:09,372 At least we got the bullet out. 2639 01:42:09,414 --> 01:42:10,040 [gasps] 2640 01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:16,338 Cauterizing was good, but you really need a couple of stitches. 2641 01:42:16,672 --> 01:42:18,507 Silas, you have done so much for us. 2642 01:42:18,549 --> 01:42:20,717 Tomorrow I will bake you that raisin pie. 2643 01:42:21,260 --> 01:42:23,011 I don't think my teeth can take it. 2644 01:42:23,053 --> 01:42:24,471 It will be edible, I promise. 2645 01:42:24,513 --> 01:42:26,515 All right. I'm a hold you to that. 2646 01:42:32,354 --> 01:42:34,148 Eh, I could use a pie. 2647 01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:35,065 All right. 2648 01:42:35,149 --> 01:42:36,692 [Tinsley] I won't let you down, Silas. 2649 01:42:37,276 --> 01:42:38,402 Silas is tired. 2650 01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:40,654 We're all tired. Let's go back. 2651 01:42:40,779 --> 01:42:41,697 All right, sister. 2652 01:42:42,823 --> 01:42:43,615 What did you say? 2653 01:42:43,657 --> 01:42:44,658 I called you sis... 2654 01:42:46,326 --> 01:42:47,578 I heard you. 2655 01:42:50,205 --> 01:42:51,665 You called me sister. 2656 01:42:51,874 --> 01:42:53,750 [chirping songbirds] 2657 01:42:55,961 --> 01:42:57,003 Don't let it go to your head. 2658 01:42:57,045 --> 01:42:58,213 You're still poor blood. 2659 01:42:59,089 --> 01:42:59,965 Aww. 2660 01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:03,385 No. Stop it! Stop! 2661 01:43:03,677 --> 01:43:06,138 Mm mn. I hate your maudlin sentiment. 2662 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:06,972 Stop it! 2663 01:43:08,348 --> 01:43:09,224 No. Thank you. 2664 01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:11,768 There's hope for you yet, young lady. 2665 01:43:11,935 --> 01:43:13,395 Stop it, both of you. 2666 01:43:13,437 --> 01:43:17,399 I don't want your... sympathy, or... whatever this is. 2667 01:43:18,734 --> 01:43:19,860 Good night. Silas. 2668 01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:21,737 Good night, Miss Mattie. 2669 01:43:22,404 --> 01:43:23,947 - Good night, Miss Tinsley. -Okay. 2670 01:43:25,115 --> 01:43:26,783 Good night. Silas. 2671 01:43:26,825 --> 01:43:28,702 I am glad I've come to know you. 2672 01:43:28,911 --> 01:43:32,414 Sometimes, the one you're helping will lift you while you're lifting them. 2673 01:43:33,248 --> 01:43:33,874 What?! 2674 01:43:34,875 --> 01:43:36,168 Nothin’. Just a thought. 2675 01:43:37,419 --> 01:43:38,462 Go on and get home. 2676 01:43:38,837 --> 01:43:43,800 [emotional, serene music rises] 2677 01:43:49,139 --> 01:43:50,724 [melancholic music continues] 2678 01:43:51,058 --> 01:43:52,309 I made you that pie. 2679 01:43:55,562 --> 01:43:56,521 It’s my second one. 2680 01:43:56,605 --> 01:43:59,608 Actually, I had trouble with the consistency. 2681 01:44:00,984 --> 01:44:02,694 [music ending] 2682 01:44:02,819 --> 01:44:04,529 What’re you still do it in your wet clothes? 2683 01:44:05,364 --> 01:44:06,782 You'll catch you death of cold? 2684 01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:12,746 [melancholic, emotional music rises] 2685 01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:29,320 No. 2686 01:44:29,763 --> 01:44:30,931 No no. 2687 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:33,767 No no no no no no no no. 2688 01:44:33,809 --> 01:44:34,517 [gasp] 2689 01:44:34,559 --> 01:44:35,477 Sniffles. 2690 01:44:35,519 --> 01:44:39,856 No no no no oh. 2691 01:44:39,898 --> 01:44:43,568 No we... we can fix it. Mattie can fix it. 2692 01:44:43,777 --> 01:44:44,486 [sharp inhale] 2693 01:44:45,112 --> 01:44:47,698 No, you promised. You promised. 2694 01:44:48,073 --> 01:44:48,698 [gasp] 2695 01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:49,532 I’m okay. 2696 01:44:49,574 --> 01:44:51,868 [sobbing] 2697 01:44:51,910 --> 01:44:55,163 No no no no. Please. [unitelligable words] 2698 01:44:55,205 --> 01:44:55,872 [sniffle] 2699 01:44:55,914 --> 01:44:56,999 Promised. 2700 01:44:57,541 --> 01:44:58,834 [sharp inhale] 2701 01:44:59,626 --> 01:45:00,226 [sob] 2702 01:45:03,005 --> 01:45:03,797 Oh no. 2703 01:45:04,131 --> 01:45:08,552 [melancholic, emotional music continues] 2704 01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:12,472 He's sleeping now. 2705 01:45:13,265 --> 01:45:14,891 He's not sleeping. He’s dead. 2706 01:45:17,561 --> 01:45:19,104 He left this just like father. 2707 01:45:20,105 --> 01:45:21,023 Tinsley. 2708 01:45:21,773 --> 01:45:23,608 He didn't mean to. 2709 01:45:24,526 --> 01:45:27,321 Life can be hard enough to break a person. 2710 01:45:28,071 --> 01:45:28,671 [sharp breath] 2711 01:45:29,323 --> 01:45:30,741 And father was broken. 2712 01:45:32,993 --> 01:45:33,910 And Silas. 2713 01:45:36,788 --> 01:45:37,539 God took him. 2714 01:45:43,712 --> 01:45:44,880 [sobbing] 2715 01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:48,508 How do you not hate me, Mattie. 2716 01:45:49,926 --> 01:45:51,803 What makes you think I don't hate you? 2717 01:45:52,554 --> 01:45:56,850 [sad happy tears] 2718 01:46:00,270 --> 01:46:02,272 I never got to tell Silas I loved him. 2719 01:46:03,523 --> 01:46:04,649 Yes, you did. 2720 01:46:05,442 --> 01:46:10,197 [melancholic, emotional music continues, swells] 2721 01:46:17,162 --> 01:46:21,166 [cold wind swells] 2722 01:46:22,459 --> 01:46:25,211 [emotional guitar] 2723 01:46:25,253 --> 01:46:29,007 ♪ Of quiet birds in circling flight. ♪ 2724 01:46:32,302 --> 01:46:36,056 ♪ I am the day transcending night. ♪ 2725 01:46:37,724 --> 01:46:39,684 ♪ Do not stand... ♪ 2726 01:46:40,852 --> 01:46:43,188 ♪ by my grave and weep. ♪ 2727 01:46:44,981 --> 01:46:46,900 ♪ I’m not there... ♪ 2728 01:46:48,151 --> 01:46:50,570 ♪ I do not sleep. ♪ 2729 01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:58,537 ♪ Do not stand... by my grave and cry. ♪ 2730 01:46:59,287 --> 01:47:00,997 ♪ I’m not there... ♪ 2731 01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:04,668 ♪ I did not die. ♪♪ [Mattie] Tinsley. 2732 01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:06,878 The ground is too solid. 2733 01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:09,214 We will never be able to do this by ourselves. 2734 01:47:09,881 --> 01:47:12,551 We have to store him away until we can get more help. 2735 01:47:12,717 --> 01:47:16,054 Store him like he's an old Victrola. 2736 01:47:16,388 --> 01:47:16,988 Like he's 2737 01:47:17,806 --> 01:47:18,598 the. He's nothing. 2738 01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:19,307 Tinsley. 2739 01:47:19,850 --> 01:47:22,394 No, no, that's not what I meant. 2740 01:47:22,811 --> 01:47:24,521 We are not strong enough. 2741 01:47:24,855 --> 01:47:26,440 We can't do this by ourselves. 2742 01:47:26,982 --> 01:47:29,943 I'm not stopping until this grave is six feet deep. 2743 01:47:35,740 --> 01:47:39,703 ♪ I am the thousand winds that blow. ♪ 2744 01:47:42,998 --> 01:47:46,960 ♪ I am the diamond glints in snow. ♪ 2745 01:47:50,255 --> 01:47:54,217 ♪ I am the sunlight on the grain. ♪ 2746 01:47:57,345 --> 01:48:01,308 ♪ I am the gentle, autumn rain. ♪ 2747 01:48:01,808 --> 01:48:02,851 Tinsley. Wake up. 2748 01:48:02,893 --> 01:48:04,352 I found a coffin Silas made. 2749 01:48:06,271 --> 01:48:07,355 How did I get here? 2750 01:48:07,689 --> 01:48:08,857 You fell asleep digging. 2751 01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:10,442 I helped you to bed about midnight. 2752 01:48:11,443 --> 01:48:13,904 You need to eat. We need to get strong. 2753 01:48:13,987 --> 01:48:16,448 Let me make us some breakfast so we have strength. 2754 01:48:17,532 --> 01:48:18,158 You eat. 2755 01:48:21,703 --> 01:48:23,663 ♪ Do not stand... ♪ 2756 01:48:24,831 --> 01:48:27,167 ♪ by my grave and weep. ♪ 2757 01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:30,879 ♪ I’m not there... ♪ 2758 01:48:32,130 --> 01:48:34,549 ♪ I do not sleep. ♪ 2759 01:48:36,092 --> 01:48:42,098 ♪ Do not stand... by my grave and cry. ♪ 2760 01:48:42,849 --> 01:48:44,559 ♪ I’m not there... ♪ 2761 01:48:45,977 --> 01:48:48,480 ♪ I did not die. ♪ 2762 01:48:52,609 --> 01:48:55,654 ♪ Ohhhhh. ♪ 2763 01:48:59,699 --> 01:49:02,994 ♪ Ohhhhh. ♪ 2764 01:49:06,414 --> 01:49:10,377 ♪ I am the thousand winds that blow. ♪ 2765 01:49:13,672 --> 01:49:17,634 ♪ I am the diamond glints in snow. ♪ 2766 01:49:20,679 --> 01:49:24,641 ♪ I am the sunlight on the grain. ♪ 2767 01:49:26,226 --> 01:49:27,394 Goodbye, Silas. 2768 01:49:28,228 --> 01:49:34,234 ♪ Do not stand... by my grave and cry. ♪ 2769 01:49:34,985 --> 01:49:36,695 ♪ I’m not there... ♪ 2770 01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:40,615 ♪ I did not die. ♪♪ 2771 01:49:43,368 --> 01:49:45,453 [upbeat new day music] 2772 01:49:45,495 --> 01:49:48,915 In the passage of time, we found ourselves altered. 2773 01:49:49,249 --> 01:49:53,295 Not by grand revelation, but by small, steady acts... 2774 01:49:53,753 --> 01:49:58,133 of tending to the stubborn earth with hands that once held only idle luxury. 2775 01:49:58,842 --> 01:50:02,387 Silas had moved through the wild not as a master of it, 2776 01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:04,598 but as a man who was part of it. 2777 01:50:05,640 --> 01:50:09,185 And from him we learned some peculiar and lasting truths. 2778 01:50:09,436 --> 01:50:12,147 That power was not in the clink of coins, [car door slams] 2779 01:50:12,189 --> 01:50:16,067 but in the quiet certainty that one's own hands could shape survival, 2780 01:50:16,443 --> 01:50:19,070 and most importantly, how to care for each other. 2781 01:50:23,575 --> 01:50:25,160 Who's the tin can tourist? 2782 01:50:25,452 --> 01:50:26,620 Maybe it's good news. 2783 01:50:27,329 --> 01:50:28,872 I have a bad feeling. 2784 01:50:32,167 --> 01:50:33,251 Hello, the house. 2785 01:50:33,752 --> 01:50:34,586 Who are you? 2786 01:50:35,795 --> 01:50:38,131 I... work for C.C. Cantilever. 2787 01:50:38,548 --> 01:50:40,842 The lawyer who helped our aunt steal our father's will? 2788 01:50:41,468 --> 01:50:44,804 Unfortunately, ma'am, as I understand, your father's will was never discovered. 2789 01:50:45,764 --> 01:50:47,307 So what are you doing here? 2790 01:50:48,516 --> 01:50:50,060 I was not sent here by your aunt's. 2791 01:50:50,102 --> 01:50:51,102 Wait, what now? 2792 01:50:51,144 --> 01:50:52,729 I was engaged to deliver an envelope. 2793 01:50:53,313 --> 01:50:54,397 What is it pertaining to? 2794 01:50:54,439 --> 01:50:56,107 I'm not familiar with its content. 2795 01:50:57,108 --> 01:50:59,694 You don't know much for someone being sent across the continent. 2796 01:50:59,736 --> 01:51:02,113 No, ma'am. It's from a Mr. Silas Colter. 2797 01:51:11,414 --> 01:51:14,709 Dear Tinsley and Mattie, if you are reading this, it means that I am dead. 2798 01:51:16,002 --> 01:51:17,504 It turns out, I am rich. 2799 01:51:18,046 --> 01:51:21,716 The money I made from my days of trapping turned out to be lucrative. 2800 01:51:22,258 --> 01:51:23,676 Over the years, I invested it 2801 01:51:23,718 --> 01:51:26,721 in infrastructure, railroads, automobiles 2802 01:51:27,013 --> 01:51:29,849 which survived the stock market crash of ‘29. 2803 01:51:29,891 --> 01:51:32,894 My estate is worth approximately $8 million. 2804 01:51:33,103 --> 01:51:35,104 I have bequeathed to you its total assets. 2805 01:51:35,146 --> 01:51:35,813 [giggles] 2806 01:51:35,855 --> 01:51:37,399 I believe you will spend it wisely. 2807 01:51:38,817 --> 01:51:39,818 We have money again. 2808 01:51:44,364 --> 01:51:45,031 Thank you, Tinsley. 2809 01:51:45,073 --> 01:51:47,367 And thank you, Mattie, for becoming my adopted daughters. 2810 01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,202 The future is unknown, 2811 01:51:50,787 --> 01:51:52,163 but I know you'll make the best of it. 2812 01:51:52,205 --> 01:51:53,623 [Mattie] It turned out it was Silas... 2813 01:51:53,665 --> 01:51:55,125 Yours respectfully... 2814 01:51:55,959 --> 01:51:57,001 Silas Colter. 2815 01:51:57,293 --> 01:51:58,795 [Mattie] ...who spent from his own resources 2816 01:51:58,837 --> 01:52:03,299 to recover what was lawfully ours, to uncover the truth of our father's will, 2817 01:52:03,341 --> 01:52:04,425 and the fate of our mother. 2818 01:52:04,467 --> 01:52:05,260 [girls giggle] 2819 01:52:05,468 --> 01:52:07,554 So what are you going to spend it on? 2820 01:52:08,263 --> 01:52:11,433 [Mattie] His journeys to Port Townsend, shrouded in mystery, 2821 01:52:11,766 --> 01:52:13,810 were not for himself, but for us. 2822 01:52:14,060 --> 01:52:18,356 And yet, even with this knowledge, he remained as ever an enigma, 2823 01:52:18,773 --> 01:52:22,235 one of those rare men whose actions speak louder than their words. 2824 01:52:22,819 --> 01:52:24,362 He was forever in our hearts. 2825 01:52:24,404 --> 01:52:26,948 But Tinsley and I did not understand him fully. 2826 01:52:27,490 --> 01:52:29,784 I doubted anyone ever truly could. 2827 01:52:31,911 --> 01:52:35,081 [majestic music fades up] 2828 01:52:35,373 --> 01:52:37,667 [rooster] 2829 01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:42,422 [school bell] 2830 01:52:42,797 --> 01:52:49,596 [majestic music continues] 2831 01:52:54,434 --> 01:52:56,269 [girls laughing] 2832 01:53:05,987 --> 01:53:06,587 Hi! 2833 01:53:09,115 --> 01:53:10,950 [creaky door] 2834 01:53:11,284 --> 01:53:12,243 [car door handle] 2835 01:53:14,537 --> 01:53:15,914 There's room for one more. 2836 01:53:16,247 --> 01:53:16,847 Ha. 2837 01:53:21,836 --> 01:53:23,546 I got a shipment of books in. I'm going to need 2838 01:53:23,588 --> 01:53:25,715 some of your older students to help me carry them. 2839 01:53:26,341 --> 01:53:27,550 I heard from the county. 2840 01:53:28,802 --> 01:53:29,402 Oh. 2841 01:53:31,179 --> 01:53:32,889 They are not going to shut us down. 2842 01:53:33,181 --> 01:53:34,265 For once... 2843 01:53:34,307 --> 01:53:36,643 our luck has rubbed off on those around us. 2844 01:53:37,894 --> 01:53:39,354 Silas would be proud. 2845 01:53:40,897 --> 01:53:42,815 He's looking down on us, smiling. 2846 01:53:42,857 --> 01:53:44,275 Amen to that, sister. 2847 01:53:46,152 --> 01:53:48,446 [Tinsley] I like it, it's elegant, underplayed, 2848 01:53:48,488 --> 01:53:51,199 though we might have gone with something a bit more grandiose. 2849 01:53:51,241 --> 01:53:53,785 A giant statue of Silas. Bronze, perhaps. 2850 01:53:53,827 --> 01:53:56,746 [Mattie] Nothing says humility and compassion like a scary statue 2851 01:53:56,788 --> 01:53:59,749 of Silas glaring down at children as they enter the school grounds. 2852 01:53:59,791 --> 01:54:00,958 [Tinsley] I'm just saying, sister. 2853 01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:03,002 Three new schools opening by next year. 2854 01:54:03,044 --> 01:54:04,754 It deserves some recognition. 2855 01:54:04,796 --> 01:54:06,005 [Mattie] I recognize you, sister. 2856 01:54:06,047 --> 01:54:07,924 And if you say I don't count, I'm going to sock you. 2857 01:54:07,966 --> 01:54:09,259 [Tinsley] I wasn't going to say that. 2858 01:54:16,182 --> 01:54:19,185 I would like to thank you for coming to my office on such short notice. 2859 01:54:19,352 --> 01:54:20,728 Why have you called us here? 2860 01:54:20,770 --> 01:54:22,188 What is this all about? 2861 01:54:25,358 --> 01:54:26,359 Louise. 2862 01:54:26,442 --> 01:54:27,610 We thought you were dead. 2863 01:54:27,652 --> 01:54:29,821 No such luck, my dear sisters. 2864 01:54:29,863 --> 01:54:33,116 I was in Brazil when I got the word of Cornelius’ death. 2865 01:54:33,491 --> 01:54:36,160 I've corresponded with my daughters. 2866 01:54:36,202 --> 01:54:38,788 - You, they... -Beatrice sent them to Washington State? 2867 01:54:38,830 --> 01:54:40,164 I wanted nothing to do with it. 2868 01:54:40,206 --> 01:54:41,958 You! You, Benedict Arnold. 2869 01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:44,460 Don’t worry. They're in good health. 2870 01:54:44,502 --> 01:54:46,212 We don't have to answer to you. 2871 01:54:46,838 --> 01:54:47,922 Actually, you do. 2872 01:54:49,090 --> 01:54:52,718 The Wilde estate and all their assets belong to Louise now. 2873 01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:54,720 Cornelius was meticulous. 2874 01:54:54,762 --> 01:54:57,890 He mailed me a copy of his will, splitting the properties 2875 01:54:57,932 --> 01:54:59,809 between me and my daughters. 2876 01:54:59,851 --> 01:55:02,854 But they have decided, for reasons of their own, 2877 01:55:02,896 --> 01:55:04,856 to remain in the wilderness. 2878 01:55:06,316 --> 01:55:07,608 You are officially broke. 2879 01:55:07,650 --> 01:55:09,527 I will have you disbarred. 2880 01:55:09,569 --> 01:55:12,738 I will see to it that you are stripped of your legal profession. 2881 01:55:12,780 --> 01:55:17,118 You will never practice law in this state or any place on Earth again. 2882 01:55:17,619 --> 01:55:18,870 There are worse things. 2883 01:55:19,537 --> 01:55:21,247 What is going to happen to us? 2884 01:55:21,289 --> 01:55:24,292 Don't worry, dears, I will take care of you. 2885 01:55:24,667 --> 01:55:28,004 We Wildes know how to take care of family, don't we? 2886 01:55:28,171 --> 01:55:31,507 [magestic music rapidly swells up] 2887 01:55:32,342 --> 01:55:33,676 [loud train] 2888 01:55:35,094 --> 01:55:37,430 [ravens caws] 2889 01:55:39,515 --> 01:55:44,312 [magistic music swells to crescendo] 2890 01:55:44,646 --> 01:55:48,024 ♪ Once I lived a life of a millionaire. ♪ 2891 01:55:49,859 --> 01:55:53,112 ♪ Spending my money I didn’t care. ♪ 2892 01:55:54,656 --> 01:55:57,992 ♪ Then I began to fall so low. ♪ 2893 01:55:59,452 --> 01:56:01,245 ♪ I didn’t have a friend ♪ 2894 01:56:01,704 --> 01:56:03,414 ♪ and no place to go. ♪ 2895 01:56:05,041 --> 01:56:07,585 ♪ But if I ever get my hands on a dollar again ♪ 2896 01:56:07,627 --> 01:56:09,837 ♪ I’m gonna hold on to it. ♪ 2897 01:56:10,088 --> 01:56:11,506 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 2898 01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:13,716 ♪ when you’re down and out. ♪ 2899 01:56:15,218 --> 01:56:16,594 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 2900 01:56:17,428 --> 01:56:18,930 ♪ when you’re down and out. ♪ 2901 01:56:19,347 --> 01:56:21,474 ♪ I mean when you down and out. ♪ 2902 01:56:23,476 --> 01:56:24,769 ♪ When you down and out. ♪ 2903 01:56:26,396 --> 01:56:27,981 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 2904 01:56:28,564 --> 01:56:30,024 ♪ When you down and out. ♪ 2905 01:56:30,525 --> 01:56:32,610 ♪ I mean when you down and out. ♪ 2906 01:56:33,236 --> 01:56:34,320 ♪ Hmm-mm-mmm... ♪♪ 2907 01:56:39,826 --> 01:56:41,619 ♪ [deeply emotional] You were the one ♪ 2908 01:56:43,162 --> 01:56:45,039 ♪ Who was there for me. ♪ 2909 01:56:46,416 --> 01:56:48,251 ♪ You were the one ♪ 2910 01:56:49,752 --> 01:56:51,462 ♪ who cared for me. ♪ 2911 01:56:53,798 --> 01:56:56,426 ♪ I want to say things I cannot say, ♪ 2912 01:56:56,676 --> 01:56:59,679 ♪ My voice is hah-low at the end of the day. ♪ 2913 01:56:59,971 --> 01:57:03,099 ♪ It happened too soon. You left with the breeze. ♪ 2914 01:57:03,433 --> 01:57:06,561 ♪ The cold broke me And my heart with a freeze. ♪ 2915 01:57:07,979 --> 01:57:10,648 ♪ You were my father ♪ 2916 01:57:11,274 --> 01:57:14,402 ♪ More than my father had ever been. ♪ 2917 01:57:14,444 --> 01:57:19,407 ♪ And I know I will never see you once and forever again. ♪ 2918 01:57:21,868 --> 01:57:26,205 ♪ I loved you like the father I never had. ♪ 2919 01:57:27,957 --> 01:57:32,587 ♪ You kept me floa-ting on my fragile lily pad. ♪ 2920 01:57:34,714 --> 01:57:37,717 ♪ My shoulders are heavy with love that you gave, ♪ 2921 01:57:38,259 --> 01:57:41,095 ♪ My soul has awakened. My heart you did save. ♪ 2922 01:57:41,471 --> 01:57:44,474 ♪ You grew me and taught me, Knew I was a fawn. ♪ 2923 01:57:44,724 --> 01:57:47,769 ♪ You gave up so much, till your last breath was drawn. ♪ 2924 01:57:48,269 --> 01:57:49,479 ♪ Oh dear Silas, ♪ 2925 01:57:49,687 --> 01:57:51,731 ♪ I’ve seen how my end will arrive, ♪ 2926 01:57:51,773 --> 01:57:54,275 ♪ You showed me how to be brave all the time, ♪ 2927 01:57:54,317 --> 01:57:56,861 ♪ knowing I won’t get out alive. ♪ 2928 01:57:57,612 --> 01:58:00,239 ♪ [chorus] You were my father ♪ 2929 01:58:00,990 --> 01:58:04,035 ♪ more than my father had ever been. ♪ 2930 01:58:04,077 --> 01:58:05,995 ♪ And I know I will never ♪ 2931 01:58:06,037 --> 01:58:09,165 ♪ see you once and forever again. ♪ 2932 01:58:11,501 --> 01:58:15,922 ♪ I loved you like the father I never had. ♪ 2933 01:58:17,507 --> 01:58:19,467 ♪ You kept me floating, ♪ 2934 01:58:19,801 --> 01:58:22,220 ♪ on my fragile lily pad. ♪ 2935 01:58:24,764 --> 01:58:29,185 ♪ Loved you like the father I never had. ♪ 2936 01:58:30,770 --> 01:58:32,730 ♪ You kept me floating, ♪ 2937 01:58:33,064 --> 01:58:35,483 ♪ on my fragile lily pad. ♪♪