1 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,620 Don't rot your brain on Satan's calculator. 2 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:14,231 Babies need real toys like these. 3 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,285 - It's Princess Maggie. 4 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,461 Princess Maggie's here. 5 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,245 Princess Maggie, what's wrong? 6 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,160 The girl is bored. 7 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,902 Royal court, entertain my daughter at once. 8 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:36,079 No princess can frown when her eardrums are pulsing 9 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,690 with the beat of iambic pentameter. 10 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,476 That's quite a frown. 11 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,173 Out of my way! 12 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:46,263 I've got no shame or regard for my own well-being. 13 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:48,570 Hey, hey! 14 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,704 You fools have failed the princess. 15 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:55,142 We have no other option. We must give her... 16 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,492 - the special gift. 17 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:18,252 Goodbye, Princess Maggie. Goodbye. 18 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,389 ¡Ay, caramba! 19 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,351 Oh, boy. 20 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:31,613 Homer, 21 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,832 your father's messing up the baby again. 22 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,403 Way ahead of you, pal. 23 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,158 My eyes... 24 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,916 Where did all this traffic come from? 25 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,397 It's like my favorite movie ever, Cars 3. 26 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,486 I hated Cars 1 and 2. 27 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,451 I'm unsupervised. 28 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:11,887 Have no fear. 29 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,932 Safety is here. 30 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,457 Traffic, no traffic-- what's the difference? 31 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:19,503 I got nothing to be late for and no one who cares. 32 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:36,999 Let's take this from Disney to HBO Max. 33 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,180 Oh, Marge, you haven't honked 34 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,616 like this since high school. 35 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,662 It's a traffic jam. 36 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:57,411 My, my, look at all those middle fingers raised to the Lord. 37 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,632 Wait a minute. That car looks familiar. 38 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,634 Hey, that looks like... 39 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,422 No, don't go there, Moe. Don't go there. 40 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:09,988 Erase, erase, erase! 41 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,092 Oh, come on. 42 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:28,920 We put up a sign and everything. 43 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:30,792 This is so unreal. 44 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,882 Why did all this traffic suddenly appear on our street? 45 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,101 Wayz told me this was the fastest route. 46 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,495 That's important when you're selling your organs. 47 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,149 Oh, my God, I've heard of this. 48 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:41,542 That app routes traffic 49 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,457 through a quiet residential neighborhood, 50 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,894 turning it into a gridlocked nightmare. 51 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:55,338 Sorry, I met someone in another car. 52 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,959 We need to do something. 53 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,222 This is driving the neighborhood nuts. 54 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,616 Even the guy who's always in his underwear. 55 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,488 This is more than I put on for Zoom. 56 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,577 Enough with the traffic. 57 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,405 I'm calling a neighborhood meeting. 58 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,756 Neighborhood Meeting. 59 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,671 Neighborhood meeting. 60 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:27,239 Please rate my app. Please rate my app. 61 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,112 Two stars? My IPO is ruined. 62 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:32,636 Ruined! Ruined! 63 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,727 We're here to talk about 64 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:39,991 the terrible problem on our street. 65 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,993 - Finally. - About time. 66 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,997 We assume you're talking about you, the Simpsons. 67 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,216 Wha...? 68 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:48,870 I've seen the boy's moons more times 69 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,089 than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer. 70 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,743 What's wrong with us? 71 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:55,746 You haven't stopped by to say hello in 25 years, 72 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,618 and I live next door. 73 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,795 The only good one's the baby, and she shot a guy. 74 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,189 Wait, are we ignoring the elephant in the room? 75 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,453 By which I mean the big, fat husband. 76 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,542 Every time Homer wears corduroys, 77 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,588 I just hear those thighs scraping, scraping, scraping. 78 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,417 Oh, my God. I'm starting to get the idea 79 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,550 you think we're not good neighbors. 80 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,249 You see? You see? 81 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,120 Now, don't worry, my friends. 82 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,732 I'm stepping forward to fix this traffic. 83 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,604 And by doing so, maybe... just maybe I'll fix 84 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:30,085 my reputation with you all. 85 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:34,785 So just say to me what I say to Tinker "I believe." 86 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,050 And... off I go. 87 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,276 Um... no. 88 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,670 "Identify all traffic lights." 89 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,845 Done. 90 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,281 "Identify all yield signs." 91 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,630 Done. 92 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,284 "Identify all the crosswalks." 93 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,809 Oh! Lisa, help me. 94 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,158 Done. 95 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,899 "Identify all fire hydrants." 96 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:02,987 Done. 97 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,380 Jesuits? Done. 98 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,077 20th-century dictators? 99 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,558 Uh, overrated fiction? 100 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:11,213 Hyperintelligent cartoon characters? 101 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,084 Vegan nut milks? 102 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,173 Future criminals? 103 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,262 Aah! New England doorways! 104 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,613 Oh, forget this. I'm calling instead. 105 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,832 You've reached Wayz customer service. 106 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:25,749 You have 5,700 callers ahead of you. 107 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:29,144 Now, please enjoy the frustrated noises of other callers on hold. 108 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,756 I'm gonna blow my brains out. 109 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,326 - You again? 110 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,983 Can it be her, after all these years? 111 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:45,552 The woman I thought was the one stuck behind my car? 112 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,569 Hi, Moe. I missed you. 113 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,440 I never should've left. 114 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,530 Maya. The longest, best relationship of my life. 115 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,490 That was a great six days. 116 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,841 You're a good kisser. 117 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,365 Yeah. I practice by siphoning gas 118 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,323 out of other people's tanks. 119 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,501 So, is there a knob or an "open sesame" type deal or what? 120 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,372 My house is over there. 121 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,373 Wha...? 122 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,859 Every day since you left me, I've written you a letter. 123 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:34,949 Really wish I had gotten your address. 124 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,393 So, how you been, Maya? 125 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,700 Well, I finally got my PhD. 126 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,571 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 127 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,181 You taking medicine for that or what? 128 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,835 Oh, Moe. 129 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:54,403 It's nice to laugh again. How are you? 130 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,187 Oh, I-I'm doing great. 131 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,363 Yeah, the factory closed, so there's lots of new drunks. 132 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,409 And, uh, oh, the bathroom possum 133 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,759 is getting real good at handing out them combs. 134 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,765 Who am I kidding? 135 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,811 My life is a wreck, Maya. 136 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:13,770 The face recognition software on my phone says, "Yuck." 137 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,643 My playlist only has breakup songs. 138 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,819 It's rough, I'm telling you, yeah. 139 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:21,952 I miss you, Moses Marie Szyslak. 140 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,302 Oh, no, no, no. Please don't give me that look. 141 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:27,131 I can't go through it again, Maya. I can't. 142 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,004 Ah, just look at you walking toward me, coming closer, 143 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,962 with those big green eyes of yours 144 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,573 and the great-smelling hair, 145 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,445 skin smoother than American cheese. 146 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,583 But I want a drink now. 147 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,983 Oh, I wish this moment could last forever, like, uh... 148 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,856 uh, I don't know, uh, Henry Winkler's career. 149 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,858 Boy, that guy never jumped the shark. 150 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,990 Not even when he jumped the shark. 151 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:03,254 Just so I know, have you had another girlfriend since me? 152 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,256 Uh, not really, no. 153 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,693 Uh, no one could match you. 154 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,217 I mean, I have been catfished a few times. 155 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,784 Hey, Moe. 156 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,221 It's us, "Online Gloria." 157 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,484 I'll kill you! Also, I love you. 158 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,663 Oh, Moe, you poor guy. 159 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,927 Oh, everything is perfect. 160 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:27,452 Which it always is until I say, "I love you." 161 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,979 I love you. 162 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,074 I love you. Will you marry me? 163 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,734 To hell with women. 164 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,779 I love you, New York. 165 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,740 Help me. Spider-Man! 166 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,923 Professor, can you get the traffic off our street? 167 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,576 I'll give you anything except for money 168 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,100 or credit for what you did. 169 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:09,625 The only way to defeat a global data behemoth 170 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,193 is to get into the source code. 171 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,196 Just look what I did here on, uh... on the Wikipedia. 172 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,376 Welcome to Wayz. 173 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,422 We figure out the fastest route to get you where you want to go. 174 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,903 Our secret? Always collecting data. 175 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,036 But we would never misuse it. 176 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,602 Who do you think we are, Google? 177 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,343 We're owned by Google. 178 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,171 I've got the answer. 179 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,957 What if we made your street... 180 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,436 ...not exist? 181 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,351 Well, where would we live? 182 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,179 Well, that's quite silly. 183 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,226 It would, of course, still exist in real life, 184 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,968 but I could make it disappear from the database. 185 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,754 - All right, let us see here. 186 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,974 Uh, keystrokes, keystrokes, escape key, 187 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:57,107 both colon and semicolon, backslash, backslash, 188 00:11:57,238 --> 00:12:00,981 ampersand... 189 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,548 we come to a new day on "no such street." 190 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,471 Never again will we be afraid of cars. 191 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,213 Get thee out of my way, English! 192 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:19,390 It's time to play in the streets! 193 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,828 Haw-haw! 194 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,315 Climate change is real. 195 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,800 They know I did this. 196 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,237 They're making eye contact with me. Eye contact. 197 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,936 Even the guy with the boat in his driveway. 198 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,199 Hey, hey, Homer, want to come on my boat with me? 199 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,200 In the water? 200 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,636 Eh, we'll see. 201 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:48,637 Uh, one step at a time. 202 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,595 I will never get tired of this. 203 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,033 Never. Never, ever. 204 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,297 So, what do you feel like doing? 205 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,647 I don't know, I... I feel like singing. 206 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,761 Hey, are you guys an item again? 207 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,416 Well, maybe, maybe. 208 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,983 We definitely are. 209 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,985 He has a toothbrush at my place. 210 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,943 Yeah, but, yeah, it's a rental. 211 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,728 Moe's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 212 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,122 And this time, it's gonna last. 213 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,124 Way to go, Moe. Three cheers. 214 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,691 Hip, hip, hooray! 215 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,128 Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip... 216 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,565 Homer, come in the alley with me. 217 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,351 My doctor warned me not to cut off a "hip, hip, hooray." 218 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,268 Look, Maya left me once. 219 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,096 I just know she's gonna leave me again. 220 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,228 This-this is a disaster. 221 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,101 You're the only guy here who knows how to hold on to a woman. 222 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,364 What is your secret? How do you keep Midge? 223 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,453 Well, it's, uh... it's, um... 224 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,933 Hmm. 225 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,717 It helps if you get them pregnant. 226 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,459 Please, I need some actual, real advice here. 227 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,200 Yeah, I better call Midge. 228 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,679 Hello. 229 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,290 Honey, I'm here in the alley with Moe. 230 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,944 The only woman who ever loved him came back, 231 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,684 and he's afraid she's gonna leave him again. 232 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,947 What should he do? 233 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,731 Hand him the phone. 234 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,081 Moe, trust love. 235 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,387 Gotcha. 236 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,649 Your wife's an idiot. 237 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,346 Another tray of doughnuts. 238 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,174 This time from that family over there. 239 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,698 Geez, I can't take all this adulation. 240 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,962 This must be what drove Randy Quaid crazy. 241 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,528 Mr. Simpson, will you throw out 242 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356 the first pitch at my Little League game? 243 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,619 Want to have coffee on my boat in the parking lot? 244 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,186 Do you ever take it in the water? 245 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,492 Not yet. 246 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,407 Please, I'm just here to eat. 247 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,191 Geez, you were mad they didn't like you, 248 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,193 and now you're mad they like you. 249 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,674 I just want to be left alone with my to-do list. 250 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,197 Excuse me. 251 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,156 Will you be godfather to my baby? 252 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,505 Let me see it. 253 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,550 Ugh. Pass. 254 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,205 Okay, Moe. I'll be back in 20 minutes. 255 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,903 I'm just getting some stuff for dinner. 256 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,774 - Love you. - Mwah. 257 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,689 Love you, too. 258 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,257 Moe. Oh, Moe. 259 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,650 Huh? 260 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,739 Look at you. Look at us. 261 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,872 She's not gonna come back. 262 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,353 - They never come back. - Oh, yeah? 263 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,529 Well, this time, I'm not gonna listen to mirrors 264 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,096 or mud puddles 265 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,576 or my upside-down face in a spoon. 266 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,709 This time, I'm gonna believe. 267 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,580 Oh, no, you're not. 268 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,583 No one could love you. 269 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,281 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 270 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,935 What does it take to get a beer around here? 271 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,240 Shut up! 272 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,460 Shut up? I would stop coming here 273 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,549 if you weren't the only place in stumbling distance. 274 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,246 You are not real. 275 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,161 You're just that nagging voice of self-doubt 276 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,771 that lives in my head. 277 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,991 That's right. Easy in, easy out. 278 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,645 Well, this time, I'm gonna stop you 279 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,734 before you wreck my life. 280 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:58,000 Now you're a loser with seven years bad luck. 281 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,065 I guess what we're trying to say is... 282 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,895 You're right. 283 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,288 You beautiful bastards are right. 284 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,990 - Mm-hmm. - Ah, yeah. 285 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,299 Huh? What the...? 286 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,649 Moe? You're hiding here? 287 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,217 Yeah. Bart's treehouse is the one place 288 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,045 no one will look for me. 289 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,612 Plus, there are no girls allowed, 290 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,918 which, uh, helps. 291 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,877 Moe's going through a tough time, son. 292 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,183 Just play around him. 293 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,967 We'll just pretend he's a dead, rotting alien. 294 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,316 Thank you, son. 295 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,975 The alien's alive! 296 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,977 - And it has feelings. - Kill him! 297 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,467 I'm sorry, no breakfast 298 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,251 until you get Moe out of the treehouse. 299 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,255 And I'll keep your bacon safe while you're gone. 300 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,346 Thank God I have my pocket bacon. 301 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,959 Moe, you can't stay here anymore. 302 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,353 Sure, I can. Uh, you want some eggs with that? 303 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,138 I got 'em out of that nest over there. 304 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,574 Just one. 305 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,489 I don't want to be rude. 306 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,708 Listen, Moe, every once in a while, 307 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:41,147 a beautiful woman falls in love with a homely guy like us. 308 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,887 You got to make the most of it. 309 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:46,239 If Kevin James can find happiness, why can't you? 310 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,545 And he was always wearing shorts. 311 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,157 You know, after all these years, I dated all these women, 312 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,811 and it always just goes back to square one. 313 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,813 Lonely old Moe. 314 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,685 Well, there is a way around that. 315 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,165 You could propose. 316 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,123 Wha...? 317 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,952 What are you proposing I propose? 318 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,607 I mean the big "M." 319 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,609 - Murder-suicide? - No. 320 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,133 - Marriage. - Marriage? Whoa. 321 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,917 You mean I could have the thing you're always 322 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,094 coming into my bar and moaning about? 323 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,749 You know what? She's worth it. 324 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,534 I'll give it a shot. 325 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,191 Okay. This is as far as we go. 326 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,062 Yeah, yeah, okay. 327 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,629 Let me just straighten myself up. 328 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,605 You'd better speak fast, or for the second time, 329 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,433 you're gonna lose the first good thing 330 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,087 that's ever happened to you. 331 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,002 I'm so sorry. You're great, so great, 332 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,134 and all I've been is afraid. 333 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,878 But all I got to do is look in your eyes. 334 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,967 Baby, I love you so much. 335 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,622 You stick with me, you'll get everything you ever wanted. 336 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,450 I will never doubt you again. 337 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,017 You can control the remote. 338 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,324 You can pick all our vacations. 339 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,935 And because I know the ladies like it this way, 340 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,633 I will leave the toilet seat on. 341 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,462 Maya, will you marry me? 342 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,555 Forget it, loser. 343 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,818 Gorillas like us don't get the girl. 344 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,952 We're lucky if our cage gets hosed down once a week. 345 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,475 Yes. 346 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,434 I knew it! That's it. 347 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,044 I'm never getting up again. 348 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,829 Staying here, on the ground. 349 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,788 Wait, you-you said yes. 350 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,269 Yes, Moe. Yes. 351 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,866 Good song, but, uh, the movie is crap. 352 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,396 What is it, Mosie? 353 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,049 Oh, it's just, uh... 354 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,660 I ain't never been able to use this... 355 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,052 until now. 356 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,969 - Aw. 357 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,885 Here you go, my good man. 358 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,453 Eh, this expired-a ten years ago. 359 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,107 Ah, damn it! 360 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,501 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 361 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,067 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 362 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,767 "Identify all the existentialists." 363 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,552 Celebrity chefs. 364 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,208 Very soft minerals. 365 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,471 Bebop jazz musicians. Yes! 366 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,996 Tropical birds. 367 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,348 Chess grand masters? 368 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,220 Stone fruits? 369 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,876 American Revolutionary battles? 370 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,140 Nail shank diameters? 371 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,317 Aah! And I'm in. Ha. 372 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,014 Lisa, time for bed. 373 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,712 Oh, man. 374 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,850 Shh!