1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,462 ♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪ 2 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:06,589 ♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪ 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,383 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪ 4 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,929 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,013 ♪ Like maybe ♪ 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,599 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪ 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,851 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪ 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,937 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,021 Hey! 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,732 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪ 11 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,360 ♪ Surfing tidal waves creating nano-bots ♪ 12 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,112 - ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ - It's over here! 13 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,698 ♪ Finding a dodo bird painting a continent ♪ 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,284 - ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ - Phineas! 15 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:38,120 ♪ As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪ 16 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,790 - ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ - Come on, Perry! 17 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:46,045 ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:51,551 {\an8}♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 19 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,013 {\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 20 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,436 {\an8}[♪ eerie music playing] 21 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,314 {\an8}[wind blowing] 22 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,068 {\an8}- [animal howling] - [Candace gasps] 23 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,119 - [thunder, lightning] - [screams] 24 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,372 [screaming] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 25 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,918 - [screaming] - [Phineas] Oh! Hi, Candace. 26 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,296 How do you like our scarecrow mech suits? 27 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,590 Pretty cool, huh? 28 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,216 I hate this time of year. 29 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,343 Scarecrow race! 30 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,888 Mom! Mom, Mom! 31 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,347 Scooch, Perry. I'm on a bust. 32 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,975 - Mom. Mom! - [pager beeps] 33 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,484 [beeping] 34 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,449 [Major Monogram] Hello, Agent P. 35 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,702 Doof has apparently slept through the day's opportunity for evil. 36 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,538 - Very unlike him. - Don't state the obvious, Carl. 37 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,541 Anyhoo, better get over there and give Doof a nudge, 38 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,587 just to make sure he's still, uh, you know, breathing. 39 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:15,009 Candace, what are we-- Whoa! Candace, slow down! 40 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,969 [Candace] This is it. This is the one. 41 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,888 [laughs maniacally, screams] 42 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,723 [brakes screech] 43 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,142 Wait. Where are the giant scarecrows? 44 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,771 It turns out straw is not a reliable building material. 45 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,106 I told you we should have made them out of bricks. 46 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,108 Did those three pigs teach us nothing? 47 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,569 But-- But-- Ah, forget it. 48 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:37,031 Sometimes it's just not even worth that last "but." 49 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,993 No, dear. Sometimes it's not. Now get your butt into the car. 50 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:46,415 Ah, Perry the Platypus! Have I got a surprise for you! 51 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,627 [zaps, pulses] 52 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,882 Okay, note to self. Only use the Make-Bigger-Inator outside. 53 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,470 You weren't supposed to get that big, Perry the Platypus! Only like 20% bigger. 54 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,764 [heavy footfall] 55 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:05,310 [man over speakers] Thank goodness it was national Evacuate the City Day! 56 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:11,358 Whoa! Perry, is that you? 57 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,444 [people screaming] 58 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,366 [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Wakey wakey, Perry the Platypus. 59 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,910 Did you enjoy your giant movie monster dream? 60 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,079 Yes, yes, it was just a dream. 61 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,081 I-- I'll explain. Have you ever noticed 62 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,542 that everyone always wants to tell you their dreams? 63 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,918 And they're so boring. 64 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,547 They just go on and on and on and on. 65 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,757 And-- And there's no character development. 66 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,051 There's nothing that's hooking me into the story. 67 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,887 I'd rather just wait for the movie. 68 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,348 And, to that end, behold, my Dream-Project-Inator. 69 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,184 You'll never guess what it does. 70 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,269 It-- It projects people's drea-- 71 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,604 I-I guess it's in the name. 72 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,772 [yawns] Oh, hey, Perry. 73 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,400 Dad, I just woke up from the weirdest dream. 74 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,484 - I was driving-- - See? 75 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,445 This is exactly what I was talking about. 76 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,448 - Now, watch this. - And there were these-- 77 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,285 [♪ eerie music playing] 78 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,247 - [radio static] - [♪ children's music plays] 79 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,542 - [radio static] - [♪ same music distorting] 80 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,046 [gasps] 81 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,756 Nuh-uh. 82 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,094 - [screams] - [brakes screech] 83 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,514 [sighs] 84 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,599 [both scream] 85 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,019 [♪ singing song from radio] 86 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,982 Well, only one thing to do. 87 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:41,197 ♪ Ominous crack in the darkness ♪ 88 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,283 ♪ Echoing through the trees ♪ 89 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,160 [chainsaw buzzes] 90 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,830 ♪ A yellow fowl in the moonlight ♪ 91 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:53,417 ♪ You gotta be kidding me ♪ 92 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:58,089 ♪ Run or get plucked You better be quick ♪ 93 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,259 ♪ Dumb zombie duck You crossed the wrong chick ♪ 94 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:05,930 ♪ Mess with me if you dare Blissfully unaware ♪ 95 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:09,058 ♪ You're the one who should be scared ♪ 96 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:14,605 ♪ I'm your worst nightmare ♪ 97 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,859 Wow! Her violent nightmare was a musical? 98 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:21,529 My little girl is a pile of contradictions, isn't she? What-- 99 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,865 Hey! 100 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,246 [grunts, sputters] Feathers. 101 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,417 [zapping] 102 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,170 [♪ eerie music playing] 103 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:42,384 Ew! Baljeet, what did you do? 104 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:47,972 I have discarded my limited physical form like a useless appendix. 105 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:52,643 I will free everyone to create a mind-blowing utopia! 106 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,187 [grunts] Get back! 107 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,689 [screams] Lower paleolithic technology! 108 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,066 - Aah! - Take that! 109 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,526 Come on! This way! 110 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,111 [Baljeet screams] 111 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,989 Look out for the hypothalamus. 112 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,327 How do you stop a brain? 113 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:10,703 [gasps] I've got it! 114 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,288 - [Baljeet cackles] - Reality TV! 115 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,041 {\an8}I'm not here to make friends. I'm here for Chad. 116 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:18,127 {\an8}I'm not here for you. I'm here for Alexa. 117 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:21,130 {\an8}No! I am losing brain cells just watching it. 118 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,717 {\an8}Oh, yeah, I'm definitely here for the wrong reasons. 119 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,095 - [laughs] Brain freeze! - [screams] No! 120 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:34,478 - [zapping, whirring] - [laughs] Now, time for a brain storm! 121 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,022 [screams] 122 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,024 That's physically impossible! 123 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:43,444 [all] Join us. Join us! 124 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,655 Not today, you lousy brain bags. 125 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,866 [laughs] I'm home free! 126 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,994 I always knew it would end like this. 127 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:55,540 Like, specifically like this. Me being dragged off by the tentacles 128 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,041 of giant, sentient brains 129 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,212 - that used to be my friends. - [all cackling] 130 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,173 - [grunts] - [whirs, zaps] 131 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,260 Yep, bricks would have been better. 132 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,722 [narrator] The saga of the teenage girl warrior 133 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,225 who rode human-mouthed horses. 134 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:18,479 Human-mouthed horses! 135 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,859 A girl, relentlessly chased by a mysterious force hungering for her. 136 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,151 - [growls] - [whip cracks] 137 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:28,239 Torn from her true love by fate's cruel machinations. 138 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:32,327 Sorry, Candace, I have a shift at the Slushy Targaryen. 139 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:37,540 [narrator] On a quest to bring to justice the scourge of her life: 140 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,542 the brothers of House Flynn-Fletcher, 141 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:43,254 who get to do whatever they want and never getteth in trouble, 142 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:44,380 ever! 143 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,592 My brothers are the worst thing there is. 144 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,093 Hey, Candace! Apple? 145 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,304 No, no, no. They're not such bad little fellas. 146 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,722 It's not fair. 147 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:56,392 That tech won't be invented for hundreds of years. 148 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,602 She's gonna call... 149 00:07:57,603 --> 00:08:00,479 Mom! 150 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,607 [Linda] Coming, Candace. Hold on. Just a sec. 151 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:03,691 Uh-oh. 152 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,153 - [rumbling] - [growls] 153 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:11,741 [echoing] The mysterious force! 154 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,117 [Linda] Almost there. 155 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:17,163 I don't see anything, Candace. Oh, look, a pony! 156 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,082 - [grunts] Ow! - [zapping] 157 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:25,631 [♪ eerie music playing] 158 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,095 [water burbling] 159 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,562 You should see my nightmares. 160 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:49,028 [♪ eerie music playing] 161 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:53,574 [yawns] Maybe a little midnight snack will put me back to sleep. 162 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:54,660 [gasps] 163 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,373 Ah! I know I shouldn't eat those before the sale tomorrow. 164 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,167 [gobbles] Totally worth it. 165 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,087 [♪ foreboding music plays] 166 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,137 - [girl screams] - What's happening? 167 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,057 It's the cupcakes. The cupcakes! [screams] 168 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,143 But all I did was sneak one tiny, little cupcake. 169 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,105 You never open a box before the sale, Isabella! 170 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,189 Never. 171 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,233 [cupcakes snarling] 172 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,193 [muffled screaming] 173 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,696 - Mmm. - All right, ladies. 174 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,948 Looks like there's only one solution. 175 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,199 Who's hungry? 176 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,701 [girls scream] 177 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,621 [♪ electronic music playing] 178 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,792 [screaming continues] 179 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,546 [whirs, zaps] 180 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:52,383 Wow, we are shooting out a lot more Random-Inator blasts than usual. 181 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,052 Your personal best, sir. 182 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,265 [zapping] 183 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,476 [♪ eerie music playing] 184 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,771 - [screaming] - Mom, Mom, Mom. 185 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,356 Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. 186 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,359 No, no. No, thank you. 187 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:12,863 [zaps] 188 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,239 A parking ticket? 189 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:21,537 {\an8}That's it. I'm taking over! Dino-alien robots, deploy! 190 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,706 [roaring] 191 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,668 [chomps] 192 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,509 Finally, I am the Grand-Taker-Over. 193 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,637 It's better than I've dreamed, ironically, and-- Oh, oh! 194 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,723 And I've got a little hat and everything. 195 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,229 [zapping, whirring] 196 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,606 ♪ It starting like no one's ever seen ♪ 197 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,609 ♪ You have frightening swarms of ducklings coming through... ♪ 198 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,528 [ducklings growl, snarl] 199 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,321 [roaring] 200 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,907 ♪ ...looking for a fight ♪ 201 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,408 ♪ Never know what we'll find ♪ 202 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,786 ♪ Won't you take it to the chorus, all right ♪ 203 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,956 [roaring] 204 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,290 ♪ Tell your momma it's a dreamscape ♪ 205 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,292 [snarling] 206 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:09,836 What the-- Oh, no! 207 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,088 Dream creatures are coming out of the screen. 208 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,507 How is this happening? Whoa. 209 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,509 [brains cackle] 210 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,760 [whinnies] 211 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,013 There's a platypus controlling me. [whinnies] 212 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,432 [chatters] 213 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,811 Yes, Giant Perry! 214 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,355 Get him! Crush him! Yes. [chuckles] 215 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,774 [Perry chatters] 216 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,820 Gesundheit, Perry the Platypus.