1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:10,860 Jay, Mark, I would like to discuss with you my vision for Mountains of the 2 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:13,600 Valley, the world's first upscale restaurant. 3 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:17,380 I'm confused, Trevor. I thought you owned the trademark to that name and you 4 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:21,660 would refuse to sell it to us. Yes, but in the end, Jay couldn't countenance the 5 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:25,300 alternative name that Tad settled upon, Boobs and Steaks. 6 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:30,680 So they asked me to let Tad have Mountains of the Valley, and here we 7 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,040 how did we come up with the menu, Jay? You got my name up with the lamb? 8 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:37,400 Yeah, I did. Tad, it's just... You know, the individual chops are kind of my 9 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,580 signature. Yeah, gotta be a rack, otherwise it won't make sense when the 10 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:43,560 ask if anyone would like to see their huge rack. 11 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,220 Well, it's hard to argue with that, Dad. 12 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,080 And what exactly are jalapeno knockers? 13 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,760 That's for Jay to figure out. 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,400 But they're on the menu. 15 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,900 Okay, we have to find a way to save Mahesh. We can't let our restaurant turn 16 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:58,900 into this. 17 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:00,820 Okay, guys, I'll see you tomorrow. 18 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,310 Yeah, this is hell. Who is that? 19 00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:09,610 Nikki, the new barkeep. 20 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:12,750 She looks very qualified. 21 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:15,210 Are you talking about those strong muddling hands? 22 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:16,630 Yeah, I noticed that too. 23 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:21,210 Calluses for days, am I right? Oh yeah, no mint is safe. 24 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:30,210 What do you mean you're moving 25 00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:34,160 out? I know this comes as a shock. When I moved to the basement, I considered it 26 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,340 a permanent and authentic decision. But what can I say? 27 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,800 My friends miss me. 28 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,080 Spare us, Isaac. You moved down here so you could run for ghost representative 29 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,000 as a basement dweller. Now you don't need us, so you're out of here. 30 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:53,120 Fine. Take your carpet and put it in your bag and shove it. 31 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:56,640 Well, this is emotional for all of us. 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,620 I, for one, will remember each and every one of you fondly. 33 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,580 I'm back! 34 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,760 Free of those freaks! 35 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:08,080 Oh, do you smell that? 36 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:09,539 I don't smell anything. 37 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:12,220 Precisely. Oh, it's good to be home. 38 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,680 Welcome back, Isaac. 39 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:20,480 Hey, uh, Tad, I just wanted to talk to you about something. Oh, I'm glad you're 40 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 here. 41 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,920 What if instead of small, medium, and large, we offered our drinks in a B cup, 42 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:26,920 cup, and D cup? 43 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,620 I think this guy might be a genius. 44 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:32,380 Tad, are you sure that this rebrand is the best thing for the business? 45 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,320 It's just Mahesh is very precious to Jay. I mean, he named it after his dad. 46 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:42,500 I named the main character after my dad in my classic noir film, Jimmy the 47 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,220 Deadbeat. He must have been very touched. 48 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,140 Sons of bitches. Sorry, sorry. 49 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:52,460 City Council is voting tomorrow to officially remove me from office. 50 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,730 Oh. I thought that already happened. 51 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,390 Effectively, yeah. It's just a formality. 52 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:01,390 But if the vote goes your way tomorrow, you could be mayor again? 53 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:02,590 Never gonna happen. 54 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:07,770 Councilman Gus Hayward, my nemesis, is the deciding vote, so unless he has a 55 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,910 miraculous change of heart, afraid you guys are stuck with me. I always wanted 56 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:14,770 to have a nemesis. Well, what about your friend who was sleeping with your wife 57 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:15,668 for all those years? 58 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:17,190 Oh, yeah. I guess I do have one. 59 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:22,250 Hang on. If Gus did change his mind and reinstate you, is that something you'd 60 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,228 be interested in? 61 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:25,930 Yeah, of course. Public service is my passion. 62 00:03:26,710 --> 00:03:30,970 I just want to help people, make the world better. Hey, Tad, the tank tops 63 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,690 in, but they're not bedazzled like you wanted. 64 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:38,210 Seriously? I spent 20 minutes on the phone with that guy. I sent him multiple 65 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,790 sketches. Sorry, excuse me. 66 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,590 This is interesting. 67 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:46,830 Sam, it seems like if you can get Tad his mayorship back, he'll drop the whole 68 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:47,830 restaurant idea. 69 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,620 Whoa, let's just take a beat. What about Nikki? 70 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,400 She just got this job. Is anybody thinking about her? 71 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:58,140 I'm thinking about her. I'm thinking about her quite a bit. We got to talk to 72 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,440 this councilman, see if we can change his mind. Now, hold your horses. You 73 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,260 to flip a politician, you're going to need some leverage. 74 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,600 What do you mean? 75 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,940 I'm talking about dirt. 76 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,300 Who is this guy? What's he hiding? 77 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:11,020 Everybody has something they don't want someone to know. 78 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,780 Like my unpermitted deck. 79 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,240 I mean, I would have done just about anything to keep that from coming out. 80 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:17,070 Dares weren't even to code. 81 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,529 God forgive me. That makes a lot of sense, Joan. 82 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:22,570 I'm going to do some digging on this councilman, see if we can find anything 83 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,570 useful. 84 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,290 Like she doesn't care about Nicky at all. 85 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:29,450 Hartman. 86 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:38,790 Nick! 87 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:42,010 Sorry, I'm sorry. 88 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,770 I just can't seem to fall asleep. 89 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:49,570 Perhaps I'm out of practice sleeping lying down in the basement we sleep 90 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,890 standing up, like cattle or horses. 91 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:56,970 Also giraffes, which, as I understand them, are kind of like tall orange 92 00:04:56,970 --> 00:05:00,430 donkeys. Look, I've got a big day tomorrow. The new People magazine is 93 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:01,770 and I'm hoping for a shower to make of her. 94 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:06,270 Wait, what happened to Momoa? Oh, hunks are over. It's all about hot rodent men 95 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:08,130 now. Hot rodent men. 96 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:10,330 Okay, good night. 97 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:23,960 God, this takes me back. Digging up dirt on a big wig. A politician with a dark 98 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:24,960 past. 99 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,240 Classic noir stuff. 100 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:27,640 This guy's a saint. 101 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,380 Councilman Gus Hayward. 102 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:33,700 Volunteers at church. Fundraisers for the Salvation Army. Foster's disabled 103 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:36,800 Boom! I got a parking ticket in 1996. 104 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,480 Is that anything? 105 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:41,060 Not exactly a dead hooker, but it's a start. 106 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,480 Happy blackmailing, everyone. How's it going? 107 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,720 We've got bupkis. 108 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:48,390 This guy's cleaner than Orson Welles played after a steak dinner at Musso's. 109 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:52,090 She has a way with words. I don't know what any of them mean, but I like how 110 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:52,669 says them. 111 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:53,990 Wait, is that the guy? 112 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:55,509 That's Gus? 113 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:56,510 Yeah, why? 114 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,930 Because I've seen him before. 115 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:01,390 And if we need dirt, oh boy, I got a whole truckload. 116 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,810 Enough to get the mayor his job back? And then some. 117 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,930 Oh, I got a second parking ticket. 118 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:07,290 A pattern emerges. 119 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:16,490 Just tell us, Pete, what do you have on Gus that would be so damning that he 120 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:18,070 would have to reinstate Tad as the mayor? 121 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:21,790 Well, I will tell you, right after a patented Martino drumroll. 122 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:31,490 I saw him in an orgy! Oh. 123 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:35,190 What? You remember months ago when we snuck into the Farnsby's media room to 124 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:38,410 move that bookshelf so that Thor could watch his son get married? We do have 125 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:42,290 fun. Yes, I remember. I jumped out the window and I ran home to cancel our 126 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,290 Evercreek water subscription. 127 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:47,090 Well, after you left, you'll recall Jay was stuck in the closet while your 128 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:50,650 friends who were renting the Farnsby's home put on a DVD of what they thought 129 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:54,670 was the movie Swingers. But it turned out to be a sex tape of people who 130 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,150 actually were swingers. 131 00:06:56,510 --> 00:07:00,990 Bingo! A septuagenarian orgy, one of the stars of which was our friend Gus right 132 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:01,990 here. Oh. 133 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:06,230 Jake, Gus was in that amateur porn video you heard in the Farnsby's closet. 134 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:07,890 Oh, God. 135 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,990 That haunting knee -clicking, that was Gus's. 136 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,330 Click, a clack, a romp in the sack. 137 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,070 She can really tell some gibberish. 138 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:19,030 But, babe, none of this is good to us unless we can get some hard evidence. No 139 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,030 pun intended. 140 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:22,250 Yeah, my guy's not afraid to go blue. 141 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,070 Well, we better get that tape. Or we could accept. 142 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:30,760 that Mahesh had a good run and Nikki gets to keep her job, who are we to play 143 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,760 God? 144 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,220 So we'll get the tape. Yeah, we'll get the tape. Great. 145 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:41,780 Suddenly, Ward McAllister opens his mouth and vomits all over Alva 146 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:42,780 birthday cake. 147 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:46,900 Ooh, and that's when I realize the clams have turned. 148 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,260 Am I boring you? 149 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:53,080 I'm sorry, Hedy. I didn't get a wink last night. 150 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,580 I've been in the basement so long, I think I've grown habituated to their 151 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,700 unusual nocturnal customs. 152 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:02,140 Hmm. You've been institutionalized. 153 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:06,900 Excuse me? In 1876, my mother made an offhand comment admitting to feelings of 154 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:11,260 sexual longing. She was thus diagnosed with hysteria and whisked away to the 155 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,059 local asylum. 156 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:15,600 Naturally. Upon her return, 18 months later, she had grown accustomed to the 157 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:19,100 ways of the asylum, and it was now home where she felt a strange unease. Yeah. 158 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,920 That's exactly how I'm feeling. 159 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,760 So what did you do? 160 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,280 Well, we realized she needed to be weaned. 161 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,420 So for a time, we brought a taste of the asylum back to Woodstone. 162 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,299 To help Mother go to sleep, my sister Margaret and I would wail psychotically 163 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:34,299 outside her door. 164 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:38,220 Interesting. So you're saying I should bring some of the basement upstairs, at 165 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:40,539 least until I've weaned myself of their ways. 166 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:41,799 Indeed, exactly. 167 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,720 Genius. Thank you. 168 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:46,280 Now, where was I? Oh, yes. 169 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,700 It was a dangerous summer for Shelfish. 170 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,580 I'm surprised you wanted to borrow a DVD. 171 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:56,460 Don't y 'all have streaming over there? I'm more of a physical media guy. Me 172 00:08:56,460 --> 00:09:01,780 too, though I got burned bad by Betamax. How did VHS win? It's a slightly 173 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:02,780 inferior platform. 174 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:06,680 There's so many to choose from, I think I'll just go with some of the classics. 175 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:12,680 Master and Commander, oh, Die Hard, whatever this is, and... 176 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,920 Sudden Death, starring Jean -Claude Van Damme. Uh, wait, that one's not actually 177 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,420 swingers. And Die Hard's not what he thinks it is either. 178 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,679 It's fine, whatever. 179 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,940 No, you really don't want to see that. Well, that's what they said about Batman 180 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:27,800 Forever, but guess what? I loved it. It's the Farnsby's having sex with a 181 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,800 of old people. 182 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,200 I can handle it. 183 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:35,940 What? Thank you, see you later. 184 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,360 So, how's married life? 185 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,980 He snores so loud. 186 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,010 Vikings. 187 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,970 Okay, Hedy, that's perfect. 188 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:52,130 Pete, don't be afraid to scoot right in there. All right, now, Sass, feel free 189 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:54,710 to relax that posture. We're looking for a nice, casual slouch. All right, 190 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:55,429 that's it. 191 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,690 What the hell's going on here? 192 00:09:57,210 --> 00:10:01,910 Oh, well, Hedy helped me see that I had become institutionalized, so in order to 193 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:05,630 wean myself, I've decided to temporarily recreate the basement sleep experience 194 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:10,040 upstairs. Don't mind us. We'll just be standing here quietly watching you 195 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,580 Oh, it won't be quiet. 196 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:15,380 No, the subterranean sleep experience is a symphony of bodily noises. 197 00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:20,460 What? Well, for example, Nancy died with pus blocking a majority of her nasal 198 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,900 canal, creating the most soothing nose whistle. 199 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,880 Hedy, I'm going to need you to recreate that. 200 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:29,420 Oh, unfortunately, cocaine obliterated my septum. The air blows through it like 201 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,900 a breeze through a mountain pass. 202 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:35,730 Okay, well, there's also a scent element. Did anyone die having recently 203 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:36,489 an onion? 204 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:40,410 Creepy jerk did, and that pungent aroma has become a bit of a security blanket. 205 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:44,510 You know, Isaac, these requests are a little more specific than I anticipated. 206 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:47,010 I kind of just thought it would be clumping. 207 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:48,990 So that's the note of the onion? 208 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,830 Okay, well, somebody has to be in charge of the bedtime stories, and the main 209 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:56,930 character's name has to be Isaac, because that is how the trunk would 210 00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:58,750 it. I think I'm out. 211 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,520 What? No. 212 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:04,420 I thought this would be like funny weird, but now it's just kind of sad, 213 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,059 Okay, bye. 214 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,880 Seth, you can't leave. 215 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,640 Three is not a clump. 216 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,520 All right, Alberta, you're in. 217 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,020 Dream on, Isaac. 218 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,300 I wish I could. 219 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,700 I wish I could. 220 00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:23,860 Oh, thank you for meeting with me, Councilman Hayward. Always happy to sit 221 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:24,860 a constituent. 222 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,740 Unfortunately, we've seen your happy face, and that's not it. Now, I'm in a 223 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,700 of a hurry. I'm volunteering at a soup kitchen this afternoon. 224 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,080 Well, what can I do for you? 225 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:38,960 Well, uh, sir, I'm a colleague of the soon -to -be former mayor's, and I would 226 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,720 like you to reconsider stripping him of his mayoral duties. 227 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,580 We have seen him strip people before, so you're not the only one who can do 228 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,040 wordplay. Look, it's a shame what happened with Tad. 229 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:52,390 But he violated the trust and faith of this community. 230 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,290 And unfortunately, my hands are tied. 231 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,690 Not even going to touch that one. Too easy. Okay, I'm going to cut right to 232 00:11:57,690 --> 00:12:01,990 chase. Tad is turning my dream restaurant into an upscale restaurant 233 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:07,310 me invent jalapeno knockers. So I'm going to slide a DVD to you now 234 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:11,150 that will make you reconsider. 235 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:14,010 Oh, baby's first blackmail. What is this? 236 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:18,390 Swingers? Well, it's not the Vince Vaughn love letter to the Los Feliz of 237 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,830 90s. That is septuagenarian porn. 238 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,950 It's an orgy filmed at the Farnsby's. 239 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:25,770 Oh, no. 240 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:29,530 That got his attention quicker than Miss Farnsby walking in with a riding crop. 241 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,170 Look, I could get Tad his mayorship back, but that won't fix things. 242 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:38,550 There's someone else who wants Tad taken down, and she'll stop at nothing. 243 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:44,190 A mysterious femme fatale. The plot thickens. What are you talking about? 244 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:47,130 talking about the person who told me about Gate -Gate in the first place. 245 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,670 The whistleblower. 246 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:52,930 She's desperate to end Tad's political career, and she's got more dirt where 247 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:53,930 that came from. 248 00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:55,670 Well, who is she? I can't tell you that. 249 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,630 And now that I have this, I don't have to. 250 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,110 And you won't be able to prove a thing. 251 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,390 Dude, I have copies. 252 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:08,840 Oh. Can I have those? 253 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,480 No. 254 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:11,860 Okay. 255 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,920 In that case, I'll tell you. 256 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,520 The whistleblower is Tad's wife. 257 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,400 The wife did it. 258 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,760 Classic twist. 259 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,340 But tell me more about this restaurant. 260 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:25,580 Is there a back room, and do you rent it out to large groups? 261 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,260 Okay, yes. 262 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,360 I was the one who turned Tad in for Gate -Gate. 263 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,240 You enjoying your food? 264 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:38,850 It's delicious. 265 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:40,330 Who are you talking to? 266 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,370 Oh, I'm a ghost. I thought you knew. 267 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,250 Worked at Pizza Barn back in 05, four restaurants ago. 268 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:49,010 Didn't you see the check bike in her back? What's delicious? 269 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,050 I was talking to you. 270 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,430 The betrayal. 271 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:54,390 The betrayal is delicious. 272 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:59,610 She is a big fan of betrayal, which, you know, keeps me on my toes. 273 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:04,870 So, circling back, why did you sabotage your own husband's political career? 274 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,830 I did it for our marriage. 275 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,560 After our daughter went to college, it was supposed to be our time. 276 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:16,500 We always said we'd sell the house, buy a boat, sail to the islands, but our 277 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,500 time never came. 278 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,220 Love your outfit. 279 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,940 You're clearly in a conversation. 280 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,840 Have some ghost -to -living etiquette. 281 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,820 After he sold the car dealership, then he ran for mayor. 282 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,740 I saw even less of him then. 283 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:33,080 So you took him down, but then instead of spending more time with you, he just 284 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,500 dove into a new project. 285 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,650 Exactly. He's never going to stop working. 286 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,250 It's a bit of a bummer, but you've got a feel for the broad. 287 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,310 Melanie. 288 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,730 Tad, what are you doing here? 289 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,830 I'm picking up my mooshu pork. 290 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:53,490 Jay recommended this place to me. Jay, you recommended this place to Tad and 291 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,650 suggested it to Melanie for our secret meeting? 292 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:59,170 Well, it's a great place, but they're not doing very well. I'm just trying to 293 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,470 support them. What's she talking about? Secret meeting. 294 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:03,110 Oh, I'm tired of this. 295 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,980 Tad? I'm the one who blew the whistle on Gate -Gate. 296 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,340 What? 297 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,960 How could you? 298 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,420 God, I miss you. 299 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:18,320 It's actually kind of sweet if you think about it. Who cares? You ruined my 300 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,440 political career. 301 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,300 I can't believe you'd do this to me. 302 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,820 So do we think that mooshy pork is up for grabs? 303 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,020 Jay. Well, I don't want it to go to waste. 304 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,750 Isaac! Shh, shh, shh. Back to sleep. Hey. 305 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,570 Isaac, you're back? Hey, everyone. 306 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:50,950 Isaac's back. 307 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:57,330 Oh, look who came crawling back, standing up. No, no, no, no, no. I am 308 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:58,950 I simply want to sleep with you. 309 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:03,430 Listening? No, I mean, I've been having trouble sleeping upstairs, so I thought 310 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:07,010 I would just come down here to get some shut -eye. Yeah, right. 311 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,530 I know what this is. 312 00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:10,010 You miss us. 313 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,350 Oh. Yeah, right. What do I miss? Hmm? 314 00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:17,410 Dirk's onion breath, Stewart's idiotic pontificating about wood, the warm, womb 315 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:21,890 -like security of the clump. Okay, fine. I miss you freaks. There, I said it. 316 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:25,410 Isaac, just because you don't live down here anymore doesn't mean you can't come 317 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:26,570 visit. Really? 318 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:30,280 Absolutely. We have an open -door policy down in the pit. 319 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,760 Mostly because someone nailed the door shut to make sure we died in here. 320 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,660 Yeah, you're always welcome. 321 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,760 Oh, there's that onion breath I've missed so much. Oh, what do you say? One 322 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,180 overnight for old time's sake, hmm? 323 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,460 Come on! 324 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,760 Clump up, buddy! 325 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 So, 326 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:56,540 I could be mayor again because Gus goes to senior sex parties? 327 00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:01,120 I know you're processing a lot, but yes, that is pretty much the gist of it. Are 328 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,540 the parties just for seniors, or do young people just choose not to go? I 329 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:08,180 know. With our marriage falling apart, maybe it's better to just turn the page, 330 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:13,359 launch this restaurant. I mean, you nailed these jalapeno knockers. 331 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:19,180 Idea. What if they were served in a bra basket that the customer had to unclasp? 332 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,839 We were watching a once -in -a -generation talent. 333 00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:24,420 And the clasp is an onion ring. 334 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,200 What a mind. 335 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,560 Uh, Tad, there's someone here to see you. 336 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,320 I came to apologize. 337 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:36,840 It's true, I've been unhappy, but I never should have blown the whistle on 338 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:41,120 -gate. In my defense, I had just polished off a box of white sin. 339 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:45,180 I should probably get along really well with that wine -a -lucia bowl. 340 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,940 Honestly, I'm not mad at you. 341 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,040 You were desperate, and it's true, I do love my work. 342 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,640 But I also love you. 343 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,860 So I'm not sure where that leaves us. 344 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,540 Well, here's a cake -and -eat -it -too suggestion. 345 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,000 He wants to work. She wants to spend more time together. 346 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,720 What if they took a page out of the Sam and Jay playbook and worked together? 347 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:10,040 What if there was a way that you could still be mayor and also spend more time 348 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,120 together by being like me and Jay? 349 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,460 What do you mean? 350 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,780 Castrapped? Inept at business? 351 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,000 Friendly? Maybe you could work together at the mayor's office. 352 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,280 Oh, I would love to work with Tad, but... 353 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,120 I don't know if I'm built for the world of politics. 354 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,900 I don't know. That was pretty manipulative and underhanded, the way 355 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,900 Tad's career. 356 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,859 That's true. 357 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,060 She could be your chief of staff. 358 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,220 Oh, uh, I already have one. 359 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:35,620 Not after you throw Jeremy under the bus for any residual gate gate fallout. 360 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,300 My God, that came to her easily. 361 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:38,780 I like it. 362 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,520 We're going to do great things together. We could even do some traveling like 363 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,800 you wanted, but on the city's dime. 364 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,880 You heard he's getting his job back five seconds ago, and he's already knee 365 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,880 -deep in new corruption. 366 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:50,930 Oh, no. 367 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,330 You probably won't have time to be the mayor and run a world -class 368 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,570 breadstaurant, though, huh? 369 00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,670 That's true, but I don't want it happening without me. 370 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,930 I'm gonna have to pull the plug on Mountains of the Valley. 371 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:05,930 You can still put jalapeno knockers on the Mahesh menu, if you want. 372 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,630 Thank you. I will take that under serious consideration. 373 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:11,090 Thank you, guys, for everything. 374 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:14,030 We gotta go, but we'll write you from St. 375 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,030 Kitts, where we'll be on a catamaran. 376 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:19,290 Working tirelessly for the people of Ulster County. 377 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:24,490 And in the end, it all worked out. The girl got the guy, the guy got the job, 378 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:29,590 and I got to smell something called Mooshu Three Ways. Which, ironically, 379 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,910 the name of the move Gus was doing on that tape. 380 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:41,050 Well, it seems that Mayor Tad has somehow survived the Gate -Gate scandal 381 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,070 will not be stepping down anytime soon. 382 00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:46,170 Oh, good news for Tad. Bad news for Jalapeno Knockers. 383 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:47,450 Yeah, sorry, Trevor. 384 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,770 This is a setback for the upscale restaurant industry as a whole. 385 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,810 But we have been through worse, and we will be back. 386 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:58,390 And in a surprising twist, Tad's return to office was aided by a longtime 387 00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,910 political foe, Gus Hayward. 388 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:03,570 I caught up with the city councilman earlier today. 389 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,360 That's the thing about politics. 390 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,420 You never know when people are going to come together. 391 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,300 That language felt purposeful. I think you're probably reading into it. My 392 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,420 is you have to be flexible. 393 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,140 Sometimes you just have to reach across the aisle and give someone a hand. 394 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,640 Okay, well, there's no reading into that. 395 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:21,960 Okay, yeah, this guy's a freak. 396 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,080 He did that same wink on the tape. Oh, it haunts me. 397 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,460 And now let's turn it over to brand new Channel 5 weatherwoman, Nikki Snow. 398 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,300 A cold front is expected to move in over the next few days. 399 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,540 Wait, is that the bartender from Mountains of the Valley? Yes. 400 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,420 Glad she landed on her feet. 401 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,160 Can't keep that kind of talent down.