1 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,049 If there's one thing I know, 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,398 it's how to give good Zoom. 3 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:11,097 You want a pop of color that says, "girlfriend 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,489 likes to have fun" 5 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,709 but a level of order that says, 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,667 "girlfriend is in the workplace." 7 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,017 Too sexy. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,324 And today's video call is pretty important. 9 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:24,066 I'm being interviewed for an upcoming feature 10 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,460 in Stanford's alumni magazine. 11 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,767 It is an honor that's truly humbling, 12 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,856 especially for the people who weren't selected. 13 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,817 Hi, there. 14 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:39,777 Dr. Joyce Henderson, class of '92, 720 math, 680 verbal. 15 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:40,909 Hi, Joyce. 16 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:42,084 It's Jeremy from the magazine. 17 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,085 Hey, Jeremy. You know what? 18 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,391 I'm not seeing you. 19 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,393 Oh, it's just an audio interview. 20 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,873 Did you think it was going to be video? 21 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,353 No. 22 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,226 Did you? 23 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,504 Well, unfortunately, the scans 24 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,114 confirmed what we suspected. 25 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:13,550 When you overextended your shoulder, 26 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:16,205 you tore two of your rotator cuff tendons right here. 27 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,164 So does that mean I can't play anymore? 28 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,469 Dominic's the starting pitcher 29 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,384 on the OMU baseball team and a prospect 30 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,343 for the minors next year. 31 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,823 Now, the conventional wisdom on irreparable 32 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,521 rotator cuff tears is clear. 33 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,262 It's too risky to operate. 34 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,612 Just cut your losses, aim for basic function. 35 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:34,268 But here's what I think about conventional wisdom. 36 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,010 Ooh. 37 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,665 That's, no, it's--OK, yeah, that's thick card stock. 38 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:42,753 It's well made. 39 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,452 But, uh, you get what I'm going for. 40 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,932 The good news is, there's an innovative new procedure 41 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,847 called a shoulder balloon implant that can restore 42 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,458 full range of motion. 43 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,938 Bad news is, there's only seven surgeons on the West Coast 44 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,026 trained to do it. 45 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,898 The good news is, I'm one of them. 46 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,856 The bad news is, I'm a little hungover today. 47 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:01,250 The good news is, just kidding. 48 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,338 That sounds great. Let's do it. 49 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,600 All right, my guy. 50 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:04,688 We'll get you prepped. - Cool. 51 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,733 All right. 52 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:06,821 You want anybody here with you? 53 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:07,865 Mom and Dad, maybe? 54 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,258 Uh, no, they're in El Salvador. 55 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,259 But I'll be good, right? 56 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,869 Oh, heck, yeah, you will. 57 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,654 I should say there's a small percentage of implant patients 58 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,873 that experience chronic pain after surgery. 59 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,658 But you're young and healthy, you'll be fine. 60 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:18,920 OK, if you don't think I need to worry about that. 61 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,269 I don't. 62 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,792 Now, those statistics reflect all surgeons, 63 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,838 and you won't have all surgeons. 64 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,275 You'll have Bruce Schweitz. 65 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:28,103 - Who's that? - Hmm? 66 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,844 Uh-- OK. 67 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:30,932 Who's that? 68 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,021 Very good. 69 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,457 You a ball player or a comedian? 70 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,720 I'll get your paperwork started, 71 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,808 Mrs. DeGeneres. 72 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,288 Oh, who's that? 73 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,811 Very good. 74 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:44,206 Well, when I took over, 75 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:47,296 St. Denis was ranked 32nd in the state. 76 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,168 And now, it's 29th. 77 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,995 Actually, 28th, 78 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,824 because Willamette Presbyterian burned down. 79 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:57,567 So, um, I think the numbers speak for themselves. 80 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,701 OK, so is that it? 81 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,398 I--I guess. 82 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:05,575 Wha--is that the amount that you normally get? 83 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,881 Just depends on the person. 84 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,275 Next up for this issue is Tiger Woods. 85 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,841 Tiger Woods? 86 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:14,497 So the alumni feature is going to be Tiger Woods, 87 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,891 legendary sports icon, 88 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,371 and me, 89 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:23,332 legendary head of a regional hospital icon. 90 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,943 I'm gonna get you all wrapped up. 91 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,684 Keep your leg still. 92 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,904 And, uh, could you put out your right hand? 93 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:30,905 OK. 94 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,211 Palm up. 95 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,909 Very good. 96 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,998 Perfect. 97 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:40,349 Few things bring me real joy in life. 98 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,698 My rock tumbler, 99 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:44,440 watching an overtly French person fall down, 100 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:47,574 but most of all, the Portland Trail Blazers. 101 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,010 Today, they're playing the Warriors. 102 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,054 Damn! 103 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,752 And I hate the Warriors. 104 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,493 I--whoop! 105 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,581 Commercial's over. 106 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,844 We good? I think we're good. 107 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,933 So I sign up for emails, activate my account, 108 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,675 and then the promo code is "WELCOME." 109 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:04,286 Dude, just pay full price for socks. 110 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,288 - But-- - OK, on three. 111 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,943 One, two, three. 112 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,901 Oh, . - No, no, no, no, no. 113 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,773 . 114 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,775 So we had a little incident. 115 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,167 Not an incident. 116 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,474 Something has to happen for it to be an incident. 117 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,128 We kinda dropped a guy. 118 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:23,349 We started to drop him, but I reached out and stopped it. 119 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,915 Well, I--I did hear a bonk. 120 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,134 There was no bonk. 121 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,744 I got my hand under his elbow. 122 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,399 He either bonked your hand or he bonked the ground. 123 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,968 Either way you cut it, there was a bonk. 124 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,099 Hey, do you have a minute? 125 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,100 For you, pal? 126 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,101 I have two. 127 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,538 No, let's say one, 128 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,322 and if you need more, we can always cross that bridge. 129 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,410 OK. 130 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,369 Um--I'm-- I'm a little concerned 131 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:47,068 that Dominic is not fully aware of the risks of this surgery. 132 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,939 I told him there was a risk of chronic pain, 133 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,376 and you were standing right there. 134 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,116 It was--it was the way that you told him, Bruce. 135 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:55,032 You were very, very confident that it would succeed. 136 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,599 OK, is that a bad thing? 137 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,905 When a patient's going under, 138 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,863 I'm pretty sure they're not thinking, gosh, 139 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,865 I hope my surgeon is humble. - OK. 140 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,606 But I don't think we should be glossing over the possibility 141 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,086 of a bad outcome. - I wasn't glossing over it. 142 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,435 You kind of were. 143 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,436 Look, you care about our patients, 144 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:08,655 and that's very sweet. 145 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,483 Never lose that. - OK, it's not sweet. 146 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,049 That's like actual-- - Adorable, precious-- 147 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,529 uh, take the compliment. 148 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,357 Look, I hear you. 149 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:16,880 I do. And matter of fact, 150 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,882 I have just the thing to solve this. 151 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:22,712 stay in your lane. 152 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:23,713 OK. Bye. 153 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,236 -Unlimited. - Mm-hmm. 154 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,803 I'll call it in to your pharmacy. 155 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:27,717 Thank you. 156 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,806 We have fun. 157 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:30,633 Oh, my God. 158 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,331 Have you seen this? 159 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,810 Tiger's a sensation. 160 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:36,552 Accomplishment after accomplishment. 161 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,206 Gorgeous chompers, too. 162 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,208 Like, two rows of Dentyne Ice. 163 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,342 Joyce, big news. 164 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,344 I have a future baseball star 165 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,171 who wants an experimental implant. 166 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:48,651 I just need your Jane Hancock. 167 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:51,219 Hold up. A new kind of surgery? 168 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,220 Oh. No, don't worry. 169 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,482 I wouldn't say new-new. 170 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,876 But it is risky and innovative? 171 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:59,009 No--unless you want it to be. 172 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:02,622 In which case, it is highly dangerous and inadvisable? 173 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,188 - OK, let me see that. - OK. 174 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:09,324 Eat your heart out, Tiger. 175 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,021 I don't know what's happening. 176 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:16,505 So I stopped by the guy's room, and he looks OK-- 177 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,420 I think. - Yeah, because he is. 178 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,552 Right. 179 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:20,683 Well, I'll just keep a close eye. 180 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,119 And when he wakes up, we can tell him. 181 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,643 No, we won't be doing that. 182 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,122 What do you mean? 183 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,385 We have to tell him. 184 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,516 You tell a patient they we were dropped-- 185 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,475 which, again, he wasn't-- 186 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,128 and suddenly, his neck hurts, 187 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,914 and he's calling one of those sleazy lawyers from a bus ad. 188 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:34,784 Sleazy? 189 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,395 But they fight for you. 190 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,484 Plus, we'll end up getting written up for nothing. 191 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,224 Yeah, but it's the right thing to do. 192 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:41,965 I don't care about a write-up. 193 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,576 I do. 194 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:46,579 You're gonna take me down with you, get us both in trouble? 195 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,711 I guess not. 196 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,234 Jeremy, stop the presses. 197 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,106 Oh, we don't print for, like, three months. 198 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,716 It's quarterly. 199 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,718 Thank God, because I have a late-breaking scoop. 200 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,895 I just greenlit a wildly experimental 201 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,463 new surgery that's gonna help a young athlete 202 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,725 achieve his dream. 203 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:05,249 Really? That sounds interesting. 204 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,861 Yeah, well, I guess you could say here at St. Denis, 205 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:11,255 groundbreaking surgeries are par for the course. 206 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,564 Yeah, that'll work well if you put my picture 207 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,479 right next to Tiger's. 208 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,873 You feeling, uh, good about your surgery? 209 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,222 Uh, yeah. 210 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,266 I'm psyched you guys can get it knocked out today. 211 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,790 Mm. Mm-hmm. 212 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,226 Right. 213 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,575 Uh, you talked to Mom and Dad? 214 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:27,968 They're on board and everything? 215 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:29,535 Ahh, I didn't wanna worry them. 216 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,928 And the doctor said it'll be fine, right? 217 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,364 Ye--yeah. 218 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:36,716 He, uh--you know, he also said it's a new surgery. 219 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,153 There are risks involved. So-- 220 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,721 Wait, you--you don't think I should do it? 221 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,157 No, I'm not saying that. 222 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,767 I'm not even, really, it's not my-- 223 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:48,510 But, like, if you were me, like, you'd do it? 224 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,555 Oh. 225 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:52,122 Uh, if I were you-- 226 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:54,864 well, first of all, my husband would be in for a surprise, 227 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:57,650 you know, because he's pretty open-minded, 228 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,042 and he'd be like, oh! 229 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:00,566 And so--sorry. 230 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,306 Listen, I'll--I'll say this. 231 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:05,135 If you were my kid, I would be a bit concerned, 232 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:08,008 um, just about the possibility of chronic pain. 233 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,924 You know? But that's just me. 234 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,969 Yeah. 235 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,362 Hey, Alex! 236 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:15,668 Hey, congratulations. 237 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,321 So proud of you. 238 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,584 Hey, when's the grad party? 239 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,063 What are we talking about? 240 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,370 Oh. how you somehow became a board-certified surgeon 241 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,154 in the last hour, wow, 242 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,287 and convinced Dominic not to get the surgery. 243 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,549 Oh, you're upset with me. 244 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,811 Is this because I hurt your feelings? 245 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,813 Yeah, your fragile ego just couldn't handle 246 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,336 me not taking your advice? 247 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:34,077 I just wanted him to understand the risks involved. 248 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,122 What risks? 249 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,776 I know what I'm doing. 250 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,081 I'm not disputing that you're an excellent surgeon, Bruce. 251 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,300 Well, it would be insane if you were. 252 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,562 But even excellent s-- 253 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:41,650 You'd be out of your gourd if you were-- 254 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,130 - I'm speaking, OK? - OK. Mm-hmm. 255 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,088 Even excellent surgeons have bad outcomes sometimes. 256 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:46,786 Random things can just go wrong. 257 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,309 Like, 1% of the time. 258 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:49,658 It's basically nothing. 259 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,181 It's not nothing to the one guy in a hundred 260 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,140 who now has chronic pain for the rest of his life. 261 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,184 But that's not gonna happen here. 262 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,403 - But it could. - But it won't. 263 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,360 - But it might. - But it shan't. 264 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,580 - Shan't? - It worked. 265 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,494 Oh--hey, Joyce, the surgery's off. 266 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:00,582 Yeah. 267 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,802 You can thank Dr. Alex for that. 268 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,021 What? Oh, great. 269 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,588 Now I guess I'm back to being just the head 270 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,198 of some random hospital. 271 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,027 Tiger's gonna love this. 272 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,511 Due to circumstances unforeseen, 273 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:17,468 I'm going to have to retract my addendum 274 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,862 to your earlier reportáge. 275 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,864 Sorry, what? 276 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:25,041 We're not doing the-- the shoulder surgery. 277 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,608 Oh. OK. Is that it? 278 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,609 Is that it? 279 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,437 No. 280 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,135 No, I wouldn't just rip away good news without replacing it 281 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,528 with something. 282 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:37,010 Um, we are... 283 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,534 debuting an innovative vegan option 284 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,231 in our lobby cafeteria next month. 285 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:45,715 So there's--there's an exclusive for ya. 286 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,467 Mismatch down low on the block. 287 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,469 He's going for the ball. 288 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,557 Simmons lobs inside... 289 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,037 Hey, Doctor. 290 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,081 How's he doing? 291 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,605 Uh, yeah. 292 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,649 He's, uh, good. 293 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:08,998 He said he's good. 294 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,043 Oh, my gosh. 295 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,088 He's talking again? 296 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,524 He's talking again. 297 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,874 - Well, he--he didn't-- - He's talking. 298 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,353 He didn't say that. It was more of a vibe. 299 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,746 - Thank goodness. - OK. 300 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,575 Can you--I just need to-- can you excuse me? Just-- 301 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,838 - Pick one. - Sorry, what's this? 302 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,840 You said a 1% chance of surgery going badly 303 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,233 was basically nothing. 304 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,235 There's 100 slips of paper in here. 305 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,976 One of them has an X on it. 306 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,673 Pick one. - OK. 307 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,979 Fine, whatever. 308 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,590 But if you choose the one with the X on it, 309 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,375 then you have to give me one year's salary. 310 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,377 What? No. Why would I do that? 311 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,683 Because it's easy to take a risk 312 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,685 when you don't have anything to lose. 313 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:47,384 But if you really think that 1% is nothing, then, you know. 314 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,603 Fine. Yeah. 315 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,909 I'm not sure Joyce would approve 316 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,388 of gambling in the hospital, but if it means 317 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,260 so much to you--ah-- 318 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,740 not pre-tax, though, right? 319 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,958 Just pick. 320 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,307 It doesn't matter. 321 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,266 It doesn't matter. 322 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,746 OK. 323 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,921 OK, open it up. 324 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,532 Mm. 325 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,273 It's blank. 326 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:09,276 Of course, it was blank. 327 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,277 Oh, I think he got the X, 328 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,018 and the reason I think that 329 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,761 is because they all had Xs on them. 330 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,893 Ow. 331 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:18,894 You OK? 332 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,417 Oh, yeah. 333 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,723 You ever have hairs on your head that don't belong? 334 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,290 Just trying to get rid of those. 335 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,291 - Mm. - It's crazy. 336 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,509 As soon as they're gone, 337 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,772 you find another crop that has to go. 338 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,731 So, I was thinking, since we both agreed 339 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,646 to keep our mouths shut about the patient 340 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,083 and we wouldn't wanna violate each other's trust-- 341 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,432 No, of course not. 342 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,782 Why don't we keep each other honest 343 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,044 with some collateral? 344 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,828 You tell me a secret; I tell you a secret. 345 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,264 Oh, OK. Yeah. 346 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,485 So we kind of have secrets just between us? 347 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,922 But it has to be something really humiliating. 348 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,968 Ah-- 349 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,230 OK. 350 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,276 Um, I--I have this recurring dream 351 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,148 where I give birth to my mother, 352 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,889 and it feels very real. 353 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,195 And as soon as she's out, 354 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,632 she starts just wailing with hunger. 355 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:05,288 So I have to, you know, feed her. 356 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,725 Great. Got your ass. 357 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,075 Don't say anything to the guy, and you'll be fine. 358 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,772 Wait, where are you-- 359 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,514 you--you didn't tell me your secret. 360 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,864 Watching the big game, huh? 361 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,865 Total guy move. 362 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,388 Mm-hmm. 363 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,260 Yeah, we need our sports, right? 364 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,784 We're men. 365 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,351 Mascot's gotta be getting hot in there. 366 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:28,224 You can keep talking, but I will physically harm you. 367 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,704 Hey, Alex. 368 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,619 Boy, nurses run on coffee, am I right? 369 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,229 Mm-hmm. 370 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,014 Oh! Dropped my sandwich. 371 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,363 Close call. 372 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,408 Gosh, I probably just saved your life. 373 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,193 Yeah, there was a big study about deli meats 374 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,760 increasing the odds of heart disease. 375 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,849 And according to Alex, anything with the slightest risk 376 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,328 shouldn't be done. - Nice, Bruce. 377 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,547 Really nice. - Uh-huh. 378 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,201 It was vegan. Sprouts and avocado. 379 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,506 Uh, a choking risk, then. 380 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,812 You're welcome, Keith. 381 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,161 That's not what I said at all. 382 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,381 Guys, you wanna hold it down? We're at work. 383 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,861 I just have this crazy thing 384 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,558 where I think we should be upfront with our patients 385 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,560 about things that might affect them. 386 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,909 Oh, I don't think that's crazy at all. 387 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,824 We owe it to our patients to tell them everything. 388 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,739 Guys, Matt, has this dream that-- 389 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,436 On the other hand, it's important to say nothing. 390 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,829 Hey, did anyone bring an extra lunch? 391 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,918 Maybe we should tell people not to drive home. 392 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,659 You seen the stats on car crashes? 393 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,270 Oh, and 100,000 people slip in the tub every year. 394 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,359 So--what? Maybe we should stop showering? 395 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,883 Is that what you want? 396 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,407 Just a bunch of stinky people walking down the highway? 397 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,495 I don't think this is about risk. 398 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,975 This is about your ego. 399 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,237 It's funny, 'cause I think it's about your ego. 400 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,978 Everybody, stop. 401 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,588 This is a break room, OK? 402 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,417 And if you all respectfully shut the up, 403 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,463 it would be appreciated. 404 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,856 Ron makes a good point-- 405 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:38,120 Shut up! 406 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,645 We're trying to watch the game. 407 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,126 Be sure to call about PT, OK? 408 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,214 Those appointments go really fast. 409 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,086 Hey. 410 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,739 I just wanted to say I respect your decision 411 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,002 about the implant. 412 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,742 Sometimes, it's good to be cautious. 413 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,527 - Cool. Thanks. - All right. 414 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,876 All right, let's get you signed out-- 415 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,095 Neil Armstrong. 416 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,879 - Here we go. - What? 417 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,228 What's that--oh, nothing. 418 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,230 No, I was just thinking about Neil Armstrong. 419 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,798 He is kind of a hero of mine. 420 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,060 Oh, it's funny, now that you mention it, 421 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,280 he also took a risk. Yeah? 422 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,673 Piloted a tin can all the way to the moon, 423 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,240 changed the course of human history. 424 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,590 He also had a team of scientists around him 425 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,765 making sure that-- 426 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:15,984 Well, but he's not the only one. 427 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,030 The Wright Brothers, who conquered the skies. 428 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,771 Gandhi, and his thing. Yeah. 429 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,772 Yeah, a lot of risk-takers. 430 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,165 - OK, that is true. - Mm. 431 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,776 It's also true that for every Neil Armstrong, 432 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,127 some other risk-taker takes a joy ride 433 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,085 down to the "Titanic" wreck and explodes! 434 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,957 Implodes. What? They imploded. 435 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,132 That was nuts. 436 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,524 And what would you know about risk? 437 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,918 She doesn't go to Costco after 3:00 p.m. 438 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,094 because she says the parking lot is too scary. 439 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,444 People there are insane, Bruce. 440 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,447 I am not the only one who thinks that. 441 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,492 No. 442 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,537 No, no, no! 443 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,756 Open your eyes. 444 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,063 Damn it! 445 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,980 It breaks your heart, but you can't save them all. 446 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,595 He's saying I don't take risks, which is crazy. 447 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,293 Just last week, I bought a pack of bras right off the shelf. 448 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,947 Like, I didn't even try them on first. 449 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,079 Yeah, OK, but see, 450 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,254 that seems less like a risk thing 451 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,168 and more like a self-respect thing. 452 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,865 Oh. 453 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:11,953 Alex, I'm on my way to the OR 454 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,563 to start Dom's surgery. 455 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,957 I just wanted to say, colleague to colleague, 456 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,306 tough loss. 457 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,134 You came at the big dog. I respect that. 458 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,136 But you weren't ready for that big dog bite. 459 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,137 All right, Bruce. 460 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,399 I got that locking jaw. 461 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,662 Heh, not neutered, so aggression's way up. 462 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,968 I really don't care. 463 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,318 Ooh, I think she does, Nurse-- 464 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,407 come on, you got to wear your name badge 465 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,322 in a visible place, bud. - It's Parker. 466 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,149 It's too late. 467 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,890 Look, the point is, I won. 468 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,587 And I'm sorry that hurts your feelings. 469 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,546 It is insane that you think that this is about my feelings. 470 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,156 Uh, I think if you dig down deep enough, 471 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,505 it is about your feelings. 472 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,420 Or, maybe, I just know what it's like 473 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,988 when someone takes a risk and it doesn't work out. 474 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,381 Because I'm the one who takes care of them 475 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,383 when they come back in, and they're in pain, 476 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,168 or they're hooked on pills, or worse. 477 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,215 But you don't have to worry about any of that, do you? 478 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,260 Big dog. 479 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,181 OK, sir, just checking your vitals-- 480 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,575 blood pressure, heart rate, 481 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,533 elbow function. 482 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,578 Elbow? 483 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,014 I had a collapsed lung. 484 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,537 Oh, this-- this is all protocol. 485 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,758 Um, so elbow-wise, we're doing all good? 486 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,020 - I think so. - Great! 487 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,413 That's--that's great. 488 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,892 Uh, well, let me know if there's anything I can do 489 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,807 to make you more comfortable. - No, I'm OK. Thanks. 490 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,939 Hot chocolate, maybe? 491 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,201 You a Swiss Miss man? 492 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,811 I could also make Nestlé happen. 493 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,031 Headline is, I'm here. 494 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,728 I'm gonna take care of you. 495 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,339 - Hey. - Hey. 496 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,036 - Is everything good in here. - Yep. 497 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,211 Hah! Yep. Super good. 498 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,343 Almost too good, right? 499 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,040 Hey, can we get some problems in here? 500 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,694 He was asking about my elbow. 501 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,043 And his heart rate. 502 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,481 Tell her about your heart rate. 503 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,745 Hey, I come in peace. 504 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,964 I'm invested in Dom now, 505 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,748 so I just wanted to see this through. 506 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,620 Uh-huh. 507 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,838 I'm serious. 508 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,579 I'm just here to be supportive. 509 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,973 So good luck in there. 510 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,106 Uh-huh. 511 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,717 Looks like they're all ready for you. 512 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:08,939 Uh-huh, well, I just have to scrub a few more spots. 513 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,550 I think you got all the spots there, bud. 514 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,378 Well, I wanna make sure my hands are clean, OK? 515 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:15,076 So I don't mess up and, uh, you know, 516 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,599 ruin this kid's life. 517 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,948 What the--uh, out of soap. Great. 518 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,474 Cool. Cool hospital. 519 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,391 OK, talk to me. What--what's going on? 520 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,740 I don't know. 521 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,350 I just--I can't stop thinking about what you said. 522 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,962 I know, I'm as shocked as you when your words have impact. 523 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:35,575 I just keep picturing this kid out on the streets. 524 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,924 He lost his scholarship, 525 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,534 sold his baseball equipment for drug money. 526 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,927 Let's step back-- 527 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,798 Eventually, he sells the only thing he has left-- 528 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,235 himself. - All right-- 529 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,063 And soon, he becomes the top prostitute in Oregon. 530 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,934 But he can't even take pride in that distinction 531 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,675 because he could have been so much more. 532 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,807 Why is this my life? 533 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,157 Oh, OK. Listen, you-- 534 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,724 you talk about, you know, colonizing Mars, right? 535 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,856 Well, it doesn't have to be Mars. 536 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:56,900 It could be one of Jupiter's moons. 537 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,032 OK, whatever. Listen. 538 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,948 But that is-- is gonna take big risks. 539 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,384 - Oh, yeah. - You know? 540 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,604 And--and a certain breed of person. 541 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,214 It's not gonna be the Mazurkians. 542 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,476 I'm sorry. 543 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,434 Your last name is Mazurkian? - Yeah. 544 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,435 How do you-- - What? 545 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,958 Why? - OK, listen. 546 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,440 There--there's a kid in there on that table, right, 547 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,832 and--and he needs help. 548 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,313 So tell me this, if that were you in there, 549 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,968 would you trust you? 550 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,058 There's no one in the world I'd trust more. 551 00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,016 Then you know what you need to do. 552 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,018 Hmm. 553 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,019 Well played. 554 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,674 Mm. 555 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,416 Hey, Alex. 556 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,939 Yeah? 557 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,463 Let someone know about that soap dispenser, will you? 558 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,638 It's empty. 559 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,249 So--thanks. 560 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,425 There's a chance this will all blow over. 561 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,906 There's also a chance that Matt will end up bald, 562 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,952 penniless, and inviting this guy to live with him. 563 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:49,953 Come on. 564 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,041 Let's tell him what happened 565 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,391 before you fully lose your mind. 566 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,653 Seriously? 567 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,176 You're turning into Smeagol, so, yes. 568 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,005 So there's no damage or bruising, 569 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,615 and your vitals are totally normal, 570 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,530 but we just wanted you to be aware. 571 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,010 OK. 572 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,925 Well, thanks for the heads-up. - Of course. 573 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,100 I mean, it's the least we could do. 574 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,057 I really appreciate you telling me. 575 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,756 It's rare to find somebody so-- 576 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,800 honest. - Oh. 577 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,498 - It's nice. - Oh. 578 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,195 Well, no biggie. 579 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,502 It is a biggie. 580 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,591 I'm Will, by the way. 581 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:19,810 Serena. 582 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,857 And I'm Matt. 583 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,337 Yeah, it feels good to tell the truth. 584 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,513 The patient took it well. 585 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,994 So well that he and Serena have been talking for... 586 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:35,042 26 minutes now, which is very cool. 587 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,785 He's making her laugh, 588 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,569 and I told her I breastfeed my mom in my dreams. 589 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,223 So-- 590 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,704 Down to the wire. Portland up by 2. 591 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:45,879 No time-outs. - Ron, 592 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,707 we need you on 106. 593 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,404 Can it wait 8.3 seconds? 594 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,232 Well--it is a seizure, 595 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,234 but I'll see if he can hold it in until you're ready. 596 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,670 You always got a little something to say, 597 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,063 don't you, Parker? 598 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:59,022 Nobody talk to me or do anything. 599 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,459 Whoa! 600 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,678 Warriors at the buzzer! 601 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,289 Hell of an ending! 602 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,900 Whoo! 603 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,120 Game that close, everybody wins. 604 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,083 Keith. 605 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,564 Hi, Joyce. 606 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,869 I'm calling to retract my retraction 607 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,698 because the surgery is back on, baby. 608 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,874 OK. Good to know, thanks. 609 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,007 Oh, I--I also wanted to come clean about something. 610 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,445 The much-heralded vegan option is not a done deal yet. 611 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,796 We're already doing halal and kosher, and it's a lot. 612 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,104 So I just wanted to get out in front of that 613 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:40,629 before your fact checkers sharpen their claws. 614 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,935 Yeah, at the end of the day, 615 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,851 I was probably in my head for nothing. 616 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,636 And if I had to guess, I bet Tiger was just as worried 617 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,639 about stacking up to me. 618 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,294 Zero Olympic medals for this guy. 619 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,817 Yikes. 620 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,993 OK, subacromial space is ready. 621 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,431 Inserting balloon through the lateral port. 622 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,260 And--perfect. 623 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,783 So Dominic's surgery went well, 624 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,350 and I'm really happy for him. 625 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,525 And you know what? 626 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:07,961 Yeah, maybe I could stand to take 627 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:11,138 a few more risks in my life. 628 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,314 Scratchers. 629 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,098 I never do this. 630 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,796 Oh, . 631 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,886 That's $5 down the drain. 632 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,540 You know what? Just one more. 633 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,932 I gotta get my money back.