1 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:12,663 So the story starts, "For sale, baby shoes," 2 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:13,838 and you go, uh-huh. 3 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:16,798 But then it hits you with "never worn." 4 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,060 And you're like, OK. 5 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,366 Now it's sad. 6 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:20,497 Just think about it. Why would they-- 7 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,065 We have two male patients with puncture wounds! 8 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:26,764 I'm gonna freakin' kill you, man! 9 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,027 It's soaking through. 10 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,419 I need more gauze right now! 11 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,333 His blood pressure's dropping. 12 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:31,508 I'm grabbing another bag. 13 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:32,727 Come at me, then! Come at me, then! 14 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,207 Separate them. 15 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,947 De-escalate! 16 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,732 De-esca--oh! 17 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,908 Oh. 18 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:43,085 Careful. - Yes, I am, thank you. 19 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,913 Thank--I'm--I'm fine. 20 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,567 Thank you. 21 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,525 Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. 22 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,832 There's a prison about 40 miles from here. 23 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:54,053 They have an infirmary, but for serious injuries-- 24 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,751 i.e. stabbings-- they bring them to us. 25 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:57,795 Now, don't worry. 26 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,101 They're always restrained, 27 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,624 and we always have a corrections officer 28 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,235 looking out for us. 29 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:07,892 So, uh, ooh, we're in his very capable, very muscly hands. 30 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,503 That was crazy. 31 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,506 I mean, colorful language. 32 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,898 Like, what does it even mean 33 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,553 to [bleep] someone's in the face? 34 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:33,918 Here you go. 35 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,225 A little reminder of hospital protocols 36 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,227 when dealing with patient inmates. 37 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:39,924 Any questions right now? 38 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:40,925 Oh, I have a question. 39 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,449 What did they do? 40 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,146 You mean the crimes of which they were convicted? 41 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,105 I cannot disclose that information. 42 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,106 Do you know? 43 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,237 I do not. 44 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,195 It's probably something illegal, 45 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,326 if I had to guess. 46 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,327 Do you think they're violent? 47 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:52,546 You mean those two guys that 48 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,156 stabbed each other with the homemade shivs? 49 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:56,158 I think they're in for mail fraud. 50 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,855 Maybe they recorded the World Series, 51 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:58,987 re-broadcasted it. 52 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,249 You--you can't do that. 53 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,077 OK, guys, let's not speculate, all right? 54 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,426 Don't even think of them as prisoners. 55 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:06,342 They are people experiencing prison. 56 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:07,604 Just like when we look at Anthony, 57 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,824 we see a qualified patient tech, 58 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,173 not an ex-con. 59 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,696 - Ex-con? - Wait. 60 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,133 You were in prison? 61 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,265 Uh, that was supposed to be confidential, Joyce. 62 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,832 I'm so sorry. 63 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,486 I thought you started a ministry. 64 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:20,878 OK, it doesn't matter. 65 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,097 I--the point is, let's just 66 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,142 treat these guys like normal. 67 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,752 Any other questions? 68 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:28,277 Not about Anthony. 69 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,410 - Can I go to the bathroom? - Mm-hmm. Please. 70 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:32,281 All right, back to work, everyone. 71 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:35,850 This is the third time I've stitched up this guy's abdomen. 72 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,504 He's either got to stop running his mouth 73 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:38,853 or learn how to protect his left flank. 74 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:40,898 You've treated these guys before? 75 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:42,161 Oh, yeah. 76 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,379 We have a handful of inmates we see a lot. 77 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,467 They're very active. 78 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:45,729 I mean, look at this chart. 79 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,122 "Stab wound. Stab wound. 80 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,297 Knife wound?" 81 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:49,733 That really should say "stab wound." 82 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,170 We should start a loyalty program where, 83 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,302 with your tenth stab wound, you get a free fro-yo. 84 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,086 Just seems pointless to do all that 85 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,001 when we know they're going to attack each other again. 86 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:59,047 Yeah, well, we're not allowed to just let them die, Matt. 87 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,831 No, I mean, we could talk to them, you know? 88 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,616 Show them there's other ways to solve their issues. 89 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:06,010 That's very sweet and--and very noble. 90 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,665 But I don't think that a couple of rival gang members 91 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,189 who tried to kill each other are going to be 92 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,799 super receptive to reason. 93 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,714 Plus, they're almost halfway to that free fro-yo. 94 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,455 I mean, it'd be crazy to stop now. 95 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:18,675 Right. 96 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:21,287 Serena, would you do me a favor and toss these for me? 97 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,636 Thanks. 98 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:24,507 The trash is right there. 99 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,553 Oh, it should be really easy then. 100 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:27,945 Bruce! 101 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,295 I need your juice. 102 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,514 I need me some Bruce juice. 103 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,474 Your blood. 104 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:35,518 - Oh. - Uh, yeah. 105 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,694 You have not donated yet, sir. 106 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,610 Today is the last day of our annual blood drive. 107 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,351 Portland General just had theirs, 108 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,179 and they're bragging all over social media 109 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,529 about their 100% participation rate. 110 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,532 Well, we are going to do even better. 111 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,883 We are going to have-- 112 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,363 also 100%, 113 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,060 because I guess you can't really top that. 114 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,498 But we can tie it. 115 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,935 I'll try my best, Joyce, but I'm pretty slammed. 116 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,676 I know, I know. 117 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,330 I was so looking forward to it, 118 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,810 but a ton of back-to-backs today, so-- 119 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,377 I actually just updated the schedule. 120 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,813 You have plenty of time. 121 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:10,858 - Oh. - Uh, no. 122 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,033 No, no, no. 123 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,426 I think you're forgetting that last-minute 124 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,731 burr hole craniotomy. 125 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:15,950 Nope. 126 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,691 Dr. Jacobs did that, so you're all good. 127 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,170 Well, there were two of them, so-- 128 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:21,085 Yep, Dr. Jacobs did them both. 129 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,391 Wow, Dr. Jacobs, 130 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,871 kicking ass and taking names. 131 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,352 Well, you're free as a bird to do that, 132 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,396 so flap on over there. 133 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:28,571 Don't forget. 134 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,181 I'll make sure he remembers. 135 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,880 Oh, thank you, Sereeny-beany. 136 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,098 We're not there yet. 137 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,710 Thank you for that boundary. 138 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:38,407 So what's the deal? 139 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:39,408 Are you afraid of needles, 140 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,627 blood, or helping people? 141 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:41,845 That's hilarious. 142 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,107 No. No, no, no. 143 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,370 I don't do fear. 144 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,633 Matter of fact, the only thing that I'm afraid of 145 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,809 is that my lack of fear could get me hurt someday. 146 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,071 Uh-huh. 147 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,116 So I guess you're off to donate then, huh? 148 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,117 Mm-hmm. Guess I am. 149 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,380 Great. 150 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,599 On your way, could you toss these for me? 151 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,514 The trash is right there. Should be easy. 152 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,037 Thanks! 153 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,779 There's a lot of tension between doctors and nurses. 154 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,173 Nurses do injections, transfusions, 155 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,957 general patient care, 156 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,743 and doctors complain. 157 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:12,528 Sometimes they initial forms. 158 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,095 I've never been to jail personally, 159 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,618 but I've seen movies about it. 160 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,490 You ever watch "Ernest Goes to Jail"? 161 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:21,363 I might not be the "IV guy" or the "suture guy," 162 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,060 but if there's one thing I'm good at, 163 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,584 it's conflict resolution. 164 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:27,195 Step 1, establish common ground. 165 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,979 "Goes to Camp" has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score, 166 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,330 but "Ernest Goes to Jail" is where you really 167 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,896 get to see Varney's range. 168 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:35,551 I don't know what the you're talking about, man. 169 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,466 You've never seen the "Ernest" movies? 170 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,033 How long you been in prison? 171 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,991 They came in with a bad case of the grumps, 172 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:44,386 and all they needed was 50 ccs of kindness. 173 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,649 He's just young and naive. 174 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,085 It's kind of sweet, really. 175 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,565 When a six-year-old writes a note 176 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,045 to the tooth fairy, that's sweet. 177 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,743 When an adult does it, you send him for a psych eval. 178 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:56,224 Well, I'm not sure that believing people can change 179 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,661 is the same thing as believing in the tooth fairy. 180 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,707 Yeah, and at least that tooth fairy thing pays off. 181 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,361 I mean, you get a quarter under your pillow. 182 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,710 You only gave a quarter? 183 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,625 So you're saying you're with 184 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,801 Susie Goodwishes over there? 185 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,325 I'm saying that it's not insane-- 186 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,500 It's insane. 187 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,980 I mean, it's not impossible to-- 188 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,068 It's impossible. 189 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:17,027 It's impossible and insane. 190 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,812 God, you're annoying. And wrong. 191 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,509 - Bet you a dollar? - Oh, a dollar? 192 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,858 Wow, that's like four whole baby teeth. 193 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:26,036 Are you sure? - Thought so. 194 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,081 Do you know what? 195 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,388 You're on. 196 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,391 Ron is like the Darth Vader of this department, you know? 197 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,784 And he's trying to get Matt to come over to the dark side. 198 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:37,178 And I'm like, hey, no, come over here to the light side, 199 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,788 to the-- 200 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:42,270 the good side, the Force side. 201 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,315 Tim is going to kill me. 202 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,534 - Arm out, please. - Whoa. 203 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,927 Hey, buy me a drink first. 204 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,972 No, kidding. Kidding. 205 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,453 No--no--no booze on the job, obviously. 206 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,454 Uh, what are you working with there? 207 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,542 That a 16-gauge? 208 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,022 Nice. Classic. 209 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,546 This guy's a huge fan of needles, just FYI. 210 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,069 Don't you have somewhere to be? 211 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,070 Just wanted to observe. 212 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,158 Right. 213 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,421 Well, I think Maxine 214 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,552 would prefer not to be gawked at. 215 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,727 I don't care. 216 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,163 Maxine doesn't care. Good. Great. 217 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:07,469 OK, here we go. 218 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,254 Yeah. Tie me up. 219 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,430 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 220 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,735 Love that. Yeah. 221 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,607 Get those veins nice and, uh, stickable. 222 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:15,869 - Now let's just-- - Whoa! 223 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,348 Oh, my God. 224 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,480 You just came at me. 225 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,525 It's just an alcohol swab. 226 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,309 Uh, so announce that. 227 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,745 I mean, come on. 228 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,791 You seeing this? - Yeah. 229 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,532 - You need to calm down. - Oh, calm down. 230 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,489 Right. Yeah. Great advice. 231 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,925 Famously works. 232 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,797 You try to do a good deed. - Dude, chill. 233 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:32,451 You're fine. - No, she's not fine. 234 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,104 She's not fine. 235 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,499 Why is this on so tight? 236 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,594 Hey. 237 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:48,118 Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for saving me-- 238 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,903 catching me earlier. 239 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,034 No need to thank me. 240 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,383 Oh, well, I appreciate it. 241 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,515 I mean, I could have gotten hurt 242 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,300 if you hadn't been so fast and strong. 243 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:59,303 No problem. 244 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,609 You know, it's funny. 245 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,003 They're always saying that doctors are heroes, 246 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:06,136 but I think you guys are the real heroes. 247 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,486 I mean, we are too. 248 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,617 We both are. 249 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,401 They should give us all capes. 250 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:13,317 Yes, capes. 251 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:16,320 They should. Yeah. 252 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,800 Bleh. All right. 253 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:20,455 My boyfriend Sanderson, what I love about him 254 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:24,241 is that he is just not strong, OK? 255 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,808 And not trying to be. 256 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:30,639 He's not some unevolved caveman who just grunts and groans 257 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,554 and bonks you on the head 258 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:35,775 and takes you away and ravages you. 259 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,428 All right. 260 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,518 Matt, let's go. I'm going to help you. 261 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,171 Heck, yeah. Help me with what? 262 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,259 The prisoners. 263 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,565 Awesome. 264 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:44,958 Help me how with the prisoners? 265 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:47,656 I am going to show Ron that when you're hopeful 266 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:50,659 and you're optimistic that you can do anything, you know? 267 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,880 You can convince hardened criminals 268 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:58,101 to change their entire way of life in an afternoon. 269 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,495 Sorry, guys, but we are really slammed today, 270 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,366 and you two are going to have to share a room. 271 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,367 Jesus Christ. 272 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,847 - For real? - Yeah, I know. 273 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,936 I'm sure you guys are both really upset about this. 274 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,809 But hey, that's something you have in common, you know? 275 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,071 You might have other things in common, right? 276 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,333 Who knows? 277 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,291 Be pretty fun to find out, though, right? 278 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,379 - Not really. - Hell, no. 279 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,033 Ah! More agreement. 280 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,731 All right. 281 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,603 We'll let you get settled. 282 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,910 And hey, I believe in you two. 283 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,259 About what? 284 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,522 Uh, just like, whatever. 285 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,828 You can do it. 286 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,438 Now I'ma bust your face-- 287 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,049 I don't know if you guys realize this, 288 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:36,183 but by putting them in the same room, 289 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,577 they might just figure out they have more things in common 290 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,448 than they ever thought possible. 291 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:41,928 That's exactly what we were hoping for. 292 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,277 He's not being sincere, sweetie. 293 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,974 - Right. - It's OK. 294 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,889 A lot of people are afraid of needles, 295 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:50,023 my niece, my niece's imaginary friend. 296 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,415 I'm not afraid of needles. I love needles. 297 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,852 I use them all the time. 298 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,418 I'm just not so in love with the idea of needles 299 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,420 going into my veins in particular. 300 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,814 Was it fun to watch Bruce break? 301 00:09:58,815 --> 00:09:59,946 Yes. 302 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,861 Will I tap into that memory repeatedly 303 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,080 over the coming years, maybe even in a sexual context? 304 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,430 Absolutely. 305 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:09,042 But he does have to cut someone's chest open later, 306 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,044 so we might need him functional for that. 307 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,393 It's exposure therapy. 308 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,613 I'll lightly press the needle against your skin 309 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,918 so you get used to it. 310 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,180 And--and this actually works? 311 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,095 Yeah. I do it with kids all the time. 312 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:23,578 Oh, usually, I let them hold Dr. Boo Boo Bear. 313 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,927 Want him? - I'll pass. 314 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,016 All right. Now just relax. 315 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,714 OK. 316 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,979 OK. 317 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,024 - You're moving. - I'm not moving. 318 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,939 - Stop moving. - I'm not moving. 319 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,549 So-- 320 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,249 Hey, remember what you were saying the other day 321 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,772 about Bitcoin being stupid? 322 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:44,991 What? I said the exact opposite. 323 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,775 Bitcoin is the future of finance-- 324 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,299 Now I'm touching your arm and everything is fine. 325 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,736 OK. 326 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,259 And you--you're not going to put it in, right? 327 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,477 I'm not putting it in. 328 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,653 You're not just saying that and then 329 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,566 you're going to put it in? - I'm not. 330 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,742 No. Ow! 331 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,658 You stabbed me! Oh, you lied! 332 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,050 - You moved. - My heart is pounding. 333 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,704 I feel like I can't breathe. Oh, yeah, and this. 334 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,705 How is this supposed to-- 335 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,533 I mean--wow. 336 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,665 That is really soft. 337 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,318 He has a really soft pelt. 338 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,192 He's nice. 339 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,237 You said he's a doctor? 340 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,675 That's a major piece of equipment there. 341 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,589 Is that a--is that a Glock? 342 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,808 Yes, ma'am. 343 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,549 I was just guessing. 344 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,811 I had no idea. Wow. 345 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,552 Good one, Joyce. I bet they're heavy. 346 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,727 They look heavy. 347 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,772 Oh, it's just a 9-millimeter. 348 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,077 It's light. - It's light. 349 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:32,692 Yeah, because you've got all the core strength. 350 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,825 I have a boyfriend. 351 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,132 Uh-oh. Tapioca party. 352 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,916 Guess my invite's in the mail, huh? 353 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:41,917 All right. 354 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,006 I have your scans here. 355 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:44,833 Oh, whoops. 356 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,227 These are not labeled. 357 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,489 Uh-oh. 358 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,056 Matt, do you know whose X-ray is whose? 359 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,319 Huh? I can't tell the difference. 360 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,668 Mm. 361 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,800 It's almost like under all the superficial 362 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,758 stuff like scary body art, 363 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,629 we're all very similar on the inside. 364 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,283 You know, despite our differences-- 365 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,894 You didn't label the X-rays? 366 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,591 What kind of broke-ass hospital is this? 367 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,854 Yeah, and you just can't show people other patients' X-rays. 368 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,726 That's a HIPAA violation. 369 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,858 Oh, wow, you know what a HIPAA violation is. 370 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,208 But the question is, a HIPAA violation 371 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,601 against which one of you? 372 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,863 Hmm. 373 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,909 Paging Nurse Alex and Nurse Matt. 374 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,346 There's a call for you from the Vatican. 375 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,479 His Holiness, the Pope, would like to nominate you 376 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,046 for super sainthood. 377 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,222 Sorry, my Latin's a little rusty. 378 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,835 Super sainthood. 379 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,271 That just came to me in the moment. 380 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,187 OK, let's try something different. 381 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,579 No needles at all. 382 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:40,410 Just close your eyes and think of a happy place. 383 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,760 Now, where are you? 384 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,761 Dave and Buster's. 385 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,024 I'm with Salma Hayek, 386 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,200 and she's kicking my ass at air hockey. 387 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,680 But I'm about to reveal that I am not, in fact, 388 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,030 left-handed. 389 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,553 OK. 390 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,208 And now Salma has a needle. 391 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,644 Great. 392 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,385 I appreciate this, I do. 393 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,822 But I think I'm just going to go to Joyce 394 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,869 and explain that-- what's that doing here? 395 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,827 - The phlebotomy arm? - Yeah. 396 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,047 It's to practice blood draws, but we use it 397 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,483 to show kids how it all works. 398 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,702 Huh. Look at that. 399 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,966 God, it feels so real. 400 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,011 Please don't do anything weird with the arm. 401 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,578 - Huh. - All right, guys. 402 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:18,927 No more nonsense, OK? 403 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,799 Let's hash things out. - Yeah. 404 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,365 Let's cut the junk. 405 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,585 Eddie, what exactly is your problem with Nico? 406 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,891 Yo, you and this nerd ever bang? 407 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,414 Matt, you're up. 408 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,111 Uh... 409 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,939 You know, I've got two kids, so I know 410 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,159 a little something about breaking up fights. 411 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,639 True, my kids are small and cute 412 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,554 and not covered in tattoos, 413 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,469 but the concept is the same, you know? 414 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,993 You don't give up. 415 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,864 No matter how frustrating it is, 416 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,518 no matter how bleak or hopeless, 417 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,259 you just keep pushing. 418 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,477 both: Trust! 419 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,218 Because failure is not an option. 420 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,524 - Zip. - Zap! 421 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,482 you. 422 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,875 We can't let him win. 423 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,659 Them win. We can't not win. 424 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,791 Yeah. 425 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,227 I mean, is this going well? 426 00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,272 Not at all. 427 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,316 Do they hate me? 428 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,361 I think so. 429 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,798 But can we do this? 430 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,278 Honestly, I'm not sure. 431 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,323 The headline is we're very optimistic. 432 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,108 All right. I know you won't listen to me, 433 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:12,546 but maybe you'll listen to my old pal Melissa Etheridge. 434 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,635 Oh! Matt! 435 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,941 Oh, God. - OK. 436 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,072 - All right. - They didn't like that song? 437 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,682 - No, they did not like that. - OK. 438 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,729 My shift actually ended an hour ago. 439 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:23,992 Hi, how are you? 440 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,341 Beautiful day, isn't it? 441 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,867 How you doing? 442 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:37,614 The phlebotomist will draw this real blood out of the fake arm, 443 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,442 then put it right back in the blood bank, 444 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,661 and I don't have to get jabbed. 445 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,097 It's a win-win. 446 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,185 How is that a win-win? 447 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,404 You're the only one winning. 448 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,753 So it's just one win, OK? 449 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,146 What's wrong with one win? 450 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,887 Really. 451 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,368 It's a whole thing, the two of us. 452 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,979 Katherine, thanks for donating. 453 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,937 Carolyn, way to go. 454 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,373 Paging Dr. Schweitz. 455 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,766 Final warning. 456 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,463 I vant your blood. 457 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,551 You got it, boss. 458 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,031 On my way to donate right now. 459 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,163 Oh, great. 460 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,947 Hey, we're finally going to hit 100%. 461 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,777 Don't cheapen it, Joyce. 462 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,910 I'm--I'm not doing it for the glory. 463 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,042 Oh. 464 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,394 That was a vampire accent I was doing just now. 465 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,266 It wasn't a cultural thing. 466 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,397 You're good. 467 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,399 OK. 468 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,879 It's sad, right? 469 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,272 It's like they want to hate each other, 470 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,230 like nothing we did 471 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,015 had any impact at all on them. 472 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,931 Yep. I'm calling it. 473 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,151 Time of death on this dream, 3:46 p.m. 474 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,198 ♪ So sad that you're leaving ♪ 475 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,982 Hear ye, hear ye. 476 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,551 In recognition of your work to eradicate hate, 477 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:48,772 I hereby present you both with the key to the city. 478 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:52,167 ♪ You're gonna be the lonely one, oh ♪ 479 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,082 ♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪ 480 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,562 Wow. 481 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,043 You're not very fun. 482 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,609 You win. 483 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,134 ♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ 484 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:05,006 Yay. 485 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,747 I won the dollar, 486 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:10,881 but I spent, like, 30 on the confetti and the key. 487 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,797 Also, I crushed their belief in idealism and humanity. 488 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,931 So all in all, not a good deal. 489 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,498 Hey, babe. 490 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,456 Listen, I was just thinking, maybe we could go to the gym 491 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,458 and work out this weekend. 492 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,460 You know, lift some weights. 493 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,333 Or I could just watch you lift weights. 494 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,554 Oh, sciatica. Right. 495 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,382 Oh, are you itching? 496 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,298 Well, that's what the Epsom salt is for. 497 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,997 OK. No. No. 498 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,784 We'll--we'll just do watercolors again, I guess. 499 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,829 No, it's fine. I love it. 500 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,353 No hard feelings about earlier, yeah? 501 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,833 I think we both lost it a little. 502 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,881 Can you make a fist, please? 503 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,760 There. Fist. 504 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,067 - Here we go. - Great. 505 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,851 A little pinch. 506 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,028 Owie, that's smarts. Ugh. 507 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,857 Gonna feel that in the morning. Mm. 508 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,558 Why don't you stop looking at me then? 509 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,909 - I'm not looking at you. - All right, guys, listen up. 510 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,216 Your nurses, a Little Miss Goody Two-shoes, 511 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,696 and also Alex, need a win. 512 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,308 So I got you a couple of cartons of cigs, 513 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,744 one for each of you. 514 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,354 All you have to do is pretend to get along 515 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,355 for the rest of the day. 516 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,748 Deal? 517 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,793 We're not allowed to smoke in prison anymore. 518 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:37,794 OK. Well, just trade these 519 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:38,926 for something else you need. 520 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:39,840 To who? 521 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:40,841 Other people who can't smoke? 522 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,364 Man, ain't you a doctor? 523 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,366 You're not supposed to be giving cigarettes to patients. 524 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,498 That's not healthy. 525 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:46,412 All right, forget the cigs. 526 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,588 What do you want? 527 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,158 I'll take some sushi. 528 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,116 Yeah, that's good. 529 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,683 - Sushi? - Mm-hmm. 530 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,858 Yeah, sushi. 531 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,208 Four toro cut rolls. 532 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,471 And do you guys have salmon belly? 533 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,126 Oh. OK, well, two of those. 534 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,388 No. 535 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,607 No miso soup. 536 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,565 Yo, what the [bleep], Ron? 537 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,089 Correction. 538 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,615 We will be having miso soup after all. 539 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:20,620 Mmm. That salmon belly just melts. 540 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,448 You gotta dip it fish side down so the rice 541 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,884 doesn't drown in the soy. 542 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:27,148 Oh, word? 543 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,454 No. 544 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,629 I thought there couldn't be that many. 545 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,413 It's really quiet. 546 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,154 Are they both dead? 547 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,983 I bribed them with sushi to pretend to get along 548 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,072 with each other so you two would feel better. 549 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,030 And now they're actually getting along. 550 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,076 I think they really turned a corner. 551 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,208 Our plan worked. 552 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,687 - We did it. - No. 553 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,167 No, no. I did it. 554 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,516 Yeah. The sushi was my idea. 555 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,475 And we fixed Ron's broken soul. 556 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,693 Bask in that light, Ron. 557 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:54,175 No, I fixed my broken soul. 558 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,481 I am the light. - Wow. 559 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,743 Hey, you like Indian food? 560 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,136 Now it's Southern Indian, 561 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,312 so you have to be able to handle your spice. 562 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,443 They know me there. 563 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,444 I just don't to be embarrassed. 564 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,576 OK, what's going on? 565 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,751 Everything good? 566 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,492 Not really. Your blood stopped. 567 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:10,060 That's fine. Yeah. That's--that's normal. 568 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:13,586 Whoops-a-daisy. - Oh, cheese and crackers! 569 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,631 Ah! - Ah! 570 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,242 Ah, ah, that one's mine. 571 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,245 No, no, no. That's mine. There were eight pieces. 572 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,595 You already had four, man. - You counting my bites. 573 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,596 Watch out. - Yeah, man. 574 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,684 I saw you rushing through here 575 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,120 so you could steal one of mine. 576 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,904 I'm rushing because I already know how you are. 577 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,254 I knew you was going to pull this [bleep]. 578 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,472 What? Man, you played yourself. 579 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,560 You were rushing so damn much 580 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,910 you didn't even enjoy them. - I did! 581 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,260 I'm the one that told you about dipping it 582 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,609 fish side first, bitch! 583 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,914 Who cares about dipping it fish side first? 584 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,525 I do care! That's how you eat it! 585 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,744 We're probably looking to overhaul our security system. 586 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,529 If you're ever in the mood to consult, 587 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,357 I wrote my personal cell 588 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,749 on the back of this with a jelly pen. 589 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,708 Kind of fun. 590 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:49,970 - . - Get your dirty-ass chopsticks 591 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,451 out of my damn face, you dumbass! 592 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,496 Ahh! 593 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,802 - Back away from each other. - Oh my god! 594 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,673 - Oh, god! - Nope, it's OK. 595 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,545 This is OK. This happens, really. 596 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,677 - Oh! - It's OK. Don't overreact. 597 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,592 This happens. No, you're overreacting. 598 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,246 Honestly, it's normal. 599 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,596 - Ahh! - Oh, god! Oh, no! 600 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,468 Pull his bed against the wall! 601 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,599 No! [bleep] you, man! 602 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,905 You stabbed me twice today! 603 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,124 All right! All right, bro! 604 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,955 Yeah, get 'em, Tommy. 605 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,783 This is normal, really. I can fix this. 606 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,220 - His arm. - This is normal. Come on. 607 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,264 His arm's coming off. 608 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,137 No. No, no, no. It's OK. 609 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,313 What? 610 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,140 So no one's ever tried this before? 611 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,621 It's a shame to see all that blood get wasted. 612 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,797 But if the person who originally donated it 613 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,799 could see how much joy it brought me, 614 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,454 I think they'd be pretty psyched. 615 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,807 Hey, at least it was a chopstick and not a shiv. 616 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,679 I think we're headed in the right direction. 617 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,725 Sure, buddy. 618 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,336 Those guys were nice. 619 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,555 Not to me, but-- 620 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,470 This job can make you a little cynical. 621 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,993 Nurses see a lot of crazy things, 622 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,734 and it can take its toll. 623 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:02,303 But it's important to remember that we're not here to judge. 624 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,696 We're here to help, 625 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,699 help our patients and help each other. 626 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,614 Because, you know, life is complicated. 627 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,615 People are complicated. 628 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,007 Yeah. 629 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,705 I mean, it's like after "Ernest Goes to Jail," 630 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,402 you're thinking, this guy can't miss. 631 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,709 But then he does "Ernest Goes to Africa." 632 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,927 Don't Google it. 633 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:18,972 It's bad. 634 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:22,367 Pretty, pretty racist, so...