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Ho, ho, ho-llo.

2
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It's Christmas Eve
at Saint Denis,

3
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and even in a hospital,
it's the best time of year.

4
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Ooh, there's Santa!

5
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Or, um, Mr. Holiday Man,

6
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as we tell the
non-denominational patients.

7
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Are you here to spread
some Christmas cheer?

8
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No, I'm just waiting
for a room.

9
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Oh, are you--are you OK?

10
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Maybe I could just
tell a doctor.

11
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Well, maybe I am a doctor.

12
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I'd rather just
tell a male doctor.

13
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Are you OK, Santa?

14
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Santa's fine. Ho, ho.

15
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Just a little problem with, uh,
the North Pole.

16
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OK, everybody,
let's go back to our seats.

17
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Don't look back at Santa.

18
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Don't look at him.

19
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Don't look back at him.

20
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Don't look back at Santa.

21
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Oh, [bleep].

22
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-  All right.
- Watch out.

23
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I get it.

24
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Wow, the whole family's here.

25
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What have we got?

26
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Well, Mr. Klein came in
with some hip pain.

27
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Ah, ah.

28
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Sorry, Bob has hip pain.

29
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We had a little back and forth
about that earlier.

30
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And I asked her if
I could call her sweetheart,

31
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but not in a gross way.

32
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And weirdly,
I was fine with that.

33
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You are a braver man
than I am, Bob.

34
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How did you hurt the hip?

35
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Pole vaulting.

36
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No, come on, doc. I'm ancient.

37
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The wind hit me weird
and I tripped over myself.

38
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Like--like this guy
seeing a bikini at the beach.

39
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He clocked you, buddy.

40
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I've never been to the beach.

41
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How's your health otherwise?

42
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Strong as an ox.

43
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Dad.

44
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He's had leukemia
for about 16 months.

45
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Strong as an ox
with blood cancer.

46
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An ox will work
right up until it dies.

47
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OK, well, we are going
to leave you guys to it,

48
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and I'll be back to start
some tests, all right?

49
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Looking forward to it, sweetheart.

50
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See, I don't mind that.
Is that weird?

51
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<i>Well, we're not supposed
to have favorite patients,</i>

52
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but we do.

53
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I almost don't want him
to get better.

54
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The rest of my patients
today are duds.

55
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Oh, I love this one.

56
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Pornography alert.

57
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No, I'm sorry.
That was inappropriate.

58
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I know you're not watching
pornography in a group setting.

59
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I just couldn't think
of anything else to say.

60
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It's not pornography, is it?

61
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It's just NurseTok, Joyce.

62
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Videos from hospitals,
nurses, doctors.

63
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Portland General, bleh.

64
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Oh, four million views.
That's...

65
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eight million eyeballs.

66
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Some people
don't have two eyes.

67
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So more like
7 1/2 million eyeballs?

68
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OK, that seems low, Holly.
That seems really low.

69
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Social media is here to stay.

70
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I've always believed that.

71
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That's why I run an Instagram
account for Saint Denis.

72
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"To those who celebrate,
Happy Halloween."

73
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But for Portland General to
generate that level of traffic,

74
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I mean, a bigger presence
means more patients,

75
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more clout, more dollars.

76
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Right now, we only
have 142 followers.

77
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Oh, 141 followers.

78
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Sanderson unfollowed.

79
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I called his travel
charcuterie board a Lunchable.

80
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He'll be back.

81
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So I was gonna propose
to my girlfriend.

82
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Aw.

83
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And I decided

84
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to take the engagement ring
and put it around my penis.

85
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Right.

86
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OK.

87
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But the ring is
actually pretty big.

88
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Yeah, it's much bigger than
anything you're imagining.

89
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My fingers are huge.

90
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He calls me carrot fingers.

91
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Yeah, anyway,
so the ring is on my penis,

92
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and I start thinking
about our life together,

93
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and I get aroused.

94
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It's actually
really romantic.

95
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The blood is trapped,
and the ring is very,

96
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very tight,
so just be prepared.

97
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I've been here a while now,

98
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so pretty much everything's
routine to me.

99
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OK, right.

100
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I see the ring
you're talking about,

101
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right there in the middle.

102
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Dr. Schweitz, could you
jump in here really quick?

103
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Sure.

104
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All right, what seems
to be the problem?

105
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Oh, my God!

106
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It looks like a penis.

107
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Is that your penis?
- Yeah.

108
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Who did that to you?

109
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Did you do this to him?

110
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No, man!

111
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Bob, you have
such a loving family.

112
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It must be so nice to have them
all come together like that.

113
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I'm a lucky guy.

114
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No.
It's work, you know.

115
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You put in the work
and it's paying off.

116
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I admire you.
- Thank you.

117
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- Mm-hmm.
- How about you guys?

118
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You got any travel plans
for the holidays?

119
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Oh, no, I just have,
you know,

120
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dinner with the whole family.

121
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Although I would like to put
Tim's parents on a plane,

122
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if you know what I mean.

123
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Uh, because they have never
been to the Caribbean,

124
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and I would love
to give that to them, so.

125
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Uh, Ron's going to Texas.

126
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Actually, I'm staying home.

127
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Got a bottle of Laphroaig

128
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and a box
of Christmas Crunch cereal,

129
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so me and the captain
about to partake.

130
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It's--

131
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You're making it feel sad.
It's not sad.

132
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My kids are grown now.

133
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It's not like they're gonna
be running around

134
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the Christmas tree
screaming over presents.

135
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Presents.

136
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I gotta get on that.

137
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Oh, OK.

138
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Why don't we do that thing
where everybody dances

139
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and lip syncs to a song like,
"So You Had a Bad Day,"

140
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but we make it
about a good day?

141
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A little first thought, right?

142
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Uh-huh.
Yeah, that was dumb.

143
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Just reads as 2016.

144
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Maybe even earlier, 2015.

145
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I asked Serena
to help me pump up

146
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Saint Denis's
social media presence,

147
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and she jumped at the chance.

148
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She said she couldn't
let me do it alone.

149
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The best thing about
our social media presence

150
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is that it barely exists.

151
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But if Joyce is gonna start
posting more

152
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and then tagging me,
asking me to repost,

153
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I cannot let her do this alone.

154
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Or what if we do that thing
where everybody freezes?

155
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We freeze,

156
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and then the camera pans around
us like we're mannequins.

157
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No? Little first thought?

158
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But where's Mrs. Claus in
this twisted universe of yours?

159
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We didn't really think

160
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about--
- Oh, you didn't think?

161
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She's only given thousands
of years to this man,

162
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but you didn't think.
OK.

163
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Our ring cutter's broken,

164
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but the hospital has access
to the fire department's.

165
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Oh, thank God.

166
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I was legitimately
worried for you.

167
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But that one's also broken.

168
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But there is a fire department
80 miles away.

169
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There you go.

170
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But they're buried
in a snowstorm.

171
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- Oh, God.
- Hey, it's OK.

172
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I'm not worried.

173
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- Hey.
- Hey.

174
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So I thought you were
flying down to Texas.

175
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Something happen?

176
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No, what I said was
my family is going,

177
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which includes my ex-wife.

178
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Now, we really can't
be in the same county

179
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at the same time.

180
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Are you sure
you're gonna be OK?

181
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Are you serious?

182
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I get time to relax,
watch Christmas TV,

183
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"Die Hard,"

184
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and that channel
with a burning log.

185
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I can switch back and forth
as many times as I want.

186
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"Die Hard," log.
"Die Hard," log.

187
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Hang on.
Ron, this can't be right.

188
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Bob's lab results.
- Let's see.

189
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Look at the blood work.

190
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- Bob?
- Wait, I saw it first.

191
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Let me tell him.
- I'm the doctor.

192
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I have good news--
- Your cancer's gone

193
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I'm sorry. Whoo!

194
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You're in shock,

195
00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,465
but you have
a clean bill of health.

196
00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,249
It's a Christmas miracle.
Yay!

197
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What are the rules about
doctor-patient confidentiality?

198
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Like, are you allowed
to tell my family about this?

199
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No, not without
your permission.

200
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Great.

201
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I don't give my permission.

202
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And I've never had cancer.

203
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Wait, you've never had
cancer?

204
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Not yet.

205
00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:30,710
So you've just been lying to
your family this entire time?

206
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Look, when your kids grow up,
they start to forget about you,

207
00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,236
and that doesn't feel so good.

208
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I mean, I didn't feel good
about all of this,

209
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but now my family visits me
all the time,

210
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and our relationship is better
than it's ever been.

211
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This is the worst thing
I have ever seen on the job,

212
00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,813
and I just helped a man

213
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who had maggots coming out
of sores on his feet, OK?

214
00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,904
You're worse than that!

215
00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,427
Well, listen,

216
00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:55,474
I'm not gonna tell my family
the truth, and you can't.

217
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I'd hate to slap you
with a HIPAA violation.

218
00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,956
-  Oh, my God.
- My babies!

219
00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,567
Hi, give Daddy a hug.

220
00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,743
- I'm coming, Dad.
- Get over here.

221
00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,309
Great to see you.

222
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,573
The doctors you meet
at Saint Denis.

223
00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,835
Orthopedics.

224
00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:09,923
What up, bro?

225
00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,185
I like fixing knees

226
00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,492
and carving tight lines
in powder.

227
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,450
That's, uh,
snowboarding, not drugs.

228
00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,060
Cardiologist.

229
00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,106
Hey, I don't
know much about snowboarding.

230
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Less about snowboarding.

231
00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:21,761
OK, Serena, now you're
just getting in my head.

232
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Let me explore.

233
00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,460
Uh, I'm a GI doctor.

234
00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,244
And I think
I'm God's gift to women.

235
00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,637
I'm gonna take you out
to dinner,

236
00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,639
and I'm gonna tell you
I had an amazing time

237
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and then never call you back

238
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and then be weird to you
at work for the next 15 years.

239
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And then one day
I'm just gonna show up married.

240
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What is that?

241
00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,126
What <i>is</i> that?

242
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,128
Did you
and Dr. Sullivan date?

243
00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,782
Serena...

244
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,959
I'm talking about
gastroenterologists in general.

245
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OK?

246
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This guy would rather
lie to his family

247
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than actually earn their love?

248
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It's sick.
- It is, but--

249
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Oh, come on.
There's a but?

250
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Well, your kids are still
in the magic years,

251
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but eventually, they get older,

252
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and they tend
to lose interest in you.

253
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And the way to get their
attention is by faking cancer?

254
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,586
Come on.
- Well, I'm not defending him.

255
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,936
I'm just saying there's
two sides to every story.

256
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,678
I get that nurturing
closeness with family is hard.

257
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,027
OK, it takes effort.

258
00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,768
I work all day,
I go home, I'm exhausted,

259
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,249
and I still find time
to talk about "Minecraft," OK?

260
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,513
So maybe if your family
isn't close, that's on you!

261
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,733
Or maybe your kids moved
to Austin for the food scene

262
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:21,951
and it's no one's fault.

263
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,257
Ron, no I--

264
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,650
come--I didn't mean you.

265
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:27,174
I'm talking about--
like he, he's taking,

266
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,002
like, a sick shortcut to love.

267
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,525
I get it,
but it doesn't matter.

268
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,179
We're not gonna tell
the family.

269
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,050
It's not our job
to cure being a jerk.

270
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,227
We're just gonna let it go.

271
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,359
Fine.

272
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,839
Medicine isn't just science.

273
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,188
Sometimes it's like jazz.

274
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,189
It's scary.

275
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,364
What? No, that's not--

276
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,061
I mean you gotta improvise, right?

277
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,237
So let's get creative now.

278
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,499
Drain it with a big needle.

279
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,588
Juice it like a raisin, maybe.

280
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,850
Oh, my God.

281
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,373
Or we flatten it
with some kind of vice.

282
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,940
Stretch it out,
roll it thin.

283
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,115
Yes.

284
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,420
Maybe you could

285
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,032
get the ring burning hot
so the metal expands.

286
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,555
Honey! Jesus!

287
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,643
Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
I like it.

288
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,558
It could scorch the penis, though.

289
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,038
Can't we just wait for
the ring cutter to get here?

290
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,387
Well, it might not come.

291
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,910
And if we wait,
your penis could turn septic.

292
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:08,998
The infection could kill you.

293
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,218
Hey, don't worry.

294
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,654
We'd amputate
before it came to that.

295
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,743
I definitely
do not want that.

296
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,876
OK, I will note that
on your chart.

297
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:20,140
Yeah, but Dad, we got
Italian for you last night,

298
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,316
and David's gluten-free.
- Oh.

299
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:25,319
David, you know, that diet
is totally unnecessary.

300
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,147
Just take the stairs
or something.

301
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,931
I have celiac disease.

302
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,064
Oh, I keep forgetting,
you know,

303
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:35,068
maybe because it's not as dire
as, you know, what I have.

304
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,374
He called me sweetheart.

305
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,594
And I liked it.

306
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,856
OK, rapid fire.

307
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,510
Wildest stories from the ER.

308
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,904
I drained an abscess
that smelled so bad I threw up.

309
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,383
Uh-oh, yuck alert.

310
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,646
Joyce,
don't comment on things.

311
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,212
Then we'll put in
a siren sound effect.

312
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,692
Dance floor, not cop car.

313
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,694
When a leg breaks
completely backwards,

314
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,044
like a busted-up crab,
we call them crabbies.

315
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,698
What?
These are human beings.

316
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,221
Joyce, stop commenting.

317
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,006
Dr. Andrews,
come dish on some wild stuff.

318
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,313
Oh, uh, a couple coming back
from their honeymoon...

319
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,228
Mm, uh-oh.

320
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,578
They got T-boned
by a transport truck,

321
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,102
rushed in,
both circling the drain.

322
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,625
OK, that's enough.

323
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,192
They're both begging me
to save the other one's life.

324
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:15,978
My wife asked me why I've got
such a short fuse at home.

325
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,284
Well, I'll tell you why.

326
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,242
Bill, you know
we're trying to have fun here.

327
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,722
I know you can see that.

328
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,897
Not cool.

329
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,116
Oh.

330
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,600
Oh, I'm--I'm sorry.

331
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,734
I should have offered to share
half of that with you.

332
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,431
Do you want to split
the chocolate?

333
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,129
First,
I'm more of a vanilla guy.

334
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,174
And second...

335
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,481
why are you doing this?

336
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:43,136
You have to realize
how messed up this is.

337
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,225
Listen, I know.

338
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,097
It's--it's crazy.

339
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,446
Did you say you were divorced?

340
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,274
We're talking about you.

341
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:56,366
Well, my wife was
the glue of my family.

342
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,412
I mean, she planned
all the family trips,

343
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:02,068
she made all the holidays
special for us.

344
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,244
And when she passed away, my--

345
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,246
my kids and I, we just--

346
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,770
we didn't know how
to be around each other.

347
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,642
And the kids just
kind of drifted away.

348
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,167
You have any idea
what that's like?

349
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,473
I guess my kids are
a little distant.

350
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,779
Now that they've moved away,

351
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,434
it's easier to let the days
get away from you.

352
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,305
The glue does fade.

353
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,785
So I get it.

354
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,527
Oh, and I do like the
chocolate side of the cookie.

355
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,878
I don't know why
I lied about that.

356
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,488
Oh, my God.

357
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,273
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm a pro.

358
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,361
Thank you.

359
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,928
Jesus.

360
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,017
Oh, I'm sorry, just a little
bigger than I was expecting,

361
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,801
but not a problem.

362
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,020
OK, let's do this.

363
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,892
It's OK, it's OK.

364
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,853
- Be gentle.
- Obviously, yeah.

365
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,290
OK, here's a day
in the life of the ER.

366
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,206
Oh, my God! What is that?

367
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,949
Jesus, Joyce, I almost cut
this guy's [bleep] off!

368
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,298
God damn it.

369
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,474
Hey, Serena.

370
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,477
Yeah, it's pretty good
for a first try.

371
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,521
This was our 12th.

372
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,916
It'd be way easier
if I was doing this with you.

373
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,831
I could just boss you around.

374
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,267
What?

375
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,878
I mean, I would support you, obviously.

376
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,357
Want to trade?

377
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,751
You film with Joyce,
and I'll take the penis thing.

378
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,709
Nope.
I'm emotionally invested.

379
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,494
It's all of our penis now.

380
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,714
Yeah.

381
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,499
Oh, what?
Now you're on his side?

382
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,502
No.
His wife died.

383
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,070
And sometimes when you feel
your family drifting apart,

384
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,115
people do crazy things
to keep them together.

385
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,203
- OK.
- Trust me.

386
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,857
I wouldn't fake cancer, though.

387
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,163
Well, maybe you don't
love your family

388
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,599
as much as other people do.

389
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,689
And dad's mad that
I forgot his tiramisu.

390
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,864
Solid priorities.

391
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,866
Your dad's lucky to have you.

392
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,215
You're a good daughter.

393
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,477
I'm glad to make him
comfortable.

394
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,566
Still, can't be easy,
though, right?

395
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,568
No. Kind of have to put
your whole life on hold.

396
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,874
Mm.

397
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,050
But the time you spend
together is a gift.

398
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,225
Yeah, a gift
that comes with work,

399
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,487
like a mop with a bow on it.

400
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,620
Still, I'm sure
your mom would be happy

401
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,796
knowing that you're all
together on Christmas.

402
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,189
She hates that we're here.

403
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,843
No, how do you know that?

404
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,062
She's texted me all day
about it.

405
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,890
Not from heaven,
I'm assuming.

406
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,892
Uh, no, from San Diego,

407
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,241
where she lives
with a new husband

408
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,243
who doesn't cheat on her
with my golf coach.

409
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,767
But what can I do? He's sick.
- Mm.

410
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,509
Yes, he is a very sick man.

411
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,903
- Mm-hmm.
- OK, thanks.

412
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,383
Bob's a liar.

413
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,775
We knew that all along.

414
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:25,994
Yeah, well,
this time he lied to me.

415
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,953
It's one thing you do that
with your family,

416
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,738
but I'm an innocent bystander
here.

417
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,522
So rigged
a little mock-up here.

418
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,134
Fake patient, hot dog, washer.

419
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,526
Sometimes you gotta practice,

420
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,093
rehearse the thing
until you got it down cold.

421
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,486
- Like jazz.
- What? No. God.

422
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,792
Just hold the light on it,
all right?

423
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,404
This would be a lot better
with a cadaver,

424
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,885
but the morgue guy was
pretty huffy about it.

425
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,408
Yeah, really shaken up
by the request.

426
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,584
All right, here we go.

427
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,326
Come on. Come on. Come on.

428
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,374
Yeah, all right!

429
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,810
Should we go
for two in a row?

430
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,640
Hmm.

431
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,339
Yeah, not a great ratio.

432
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,819
Welcome to our
pediatrics department,

433
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,823
where beautiful, heartwarming
things are always happening.

434
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,956
Joyce, we need
something punchy, viral.

435
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,088
This is too soft.

436
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,828
He has a widdle bear.

437
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,308
Oh, come on.

438
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,831
Hi, there.

439
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,485
Who's this little friend?

440
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,618
I ate the pebbles
in my fish tank.

441
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,229
Oh.
But does your bear have a name?

442
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,492
I can't leave until
all the pebbles come out.

443
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,842
You're killing me, kid.
This is so boring.

444
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,456
What happened?

445
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,066
We turned on
his cochlear implant.

446
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,460
He just heard my voice
for the first time.

447
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,678
.

448
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,506
Damn it!

449
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,813
Sorry, sorry.
That pebble kid just--

450
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:49,338
Little boy hearing his mama's
voice for the first time.

451
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,775
Would have been nice
to capture that, but did we?

452
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,038
No.

453
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,604
You were supposed
to support me today.

454
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,476
And all you've done is
roll the eyes.

455
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,043
- Ugh.
- Ah! Just like that.

456
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,435
I mean,
every instinct you have

457
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,350
is, like,
impressively the opposite

458
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,831
of what the internet likes.

459
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,006
I got it!
I've got the solution.

460
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,052
Thinks he has a solution.

461
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,011
Hmm?

462
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,534
<i>Yes, it seems crazy.</i>

463
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,232
<i>But you know who else
looked crazy?</i>

464
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,236
A lot of famous people
who did some good stuff.

465
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,281
I'm at the forefront
of my field, obviously.

466
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,630
I'm a master with the scalpel,

467
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,024
but I'm also the master
of another blade.

468
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,026
Katana, or <i>katana,</i>

469
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,549
<i>is a weapon and a practice</i>

470
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,291
<i>that has captured the
imagination of the world,</i>

471
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,946
<i>mostly guys, for centuries.</i>

472
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,382
I'm also pretty handy
with a crossbow,

473
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,819
but that wouldn't help here.

474
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,560
Unless--

475
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,735
ooh.

476
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,910
No.

477
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,217
A sword?
Are you insane?

478
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,610
You're thinking chop.
Mm-mm.

479
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,655
It'll be more
of a delicate slice.

480
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,048
No, you're crazy!

481
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,484
Oh, come on.

482
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,097
Do you know how many famous
people did crazy things?

483
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,799
I bet deep down inside,
he feels guilty.

484
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,279
Well, hopefully that guilt

485
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,541
will at least lead to
a painful ulcer or something.

486
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,629
Hey, do you guys know
where I can talk

487
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,065
to someone about billing?

488
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,024
Yeah, down the hall,
left-hand side.

489
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,896
You're not paying for him, right?

490
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,072
No, dad's insurance should
cover most of it.

491
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,336
And then we'll use
the GoFundMe on the rest.

492
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,947
He's got a GoFundMe?

493
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,210
This guy.

494
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,689
Hey, Bob?

495
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:23,563
Quick chat before we send you
dancing out of here.

496
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,000
We need to talk
other options.

497
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,045
What options?

498
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,394
Well, you're not
gonna love them.

499
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,091
Dr. Bruce, wait!

500
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,179
We have a ring cutter.
You can stop the amputation.

501
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,441
Oh, my God.

502
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,834
Wait, that was on the table?

503
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,227
Yeah.

504
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,706
I mean, I said you weren't
gonna love the options.

505
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,230
It's a Christmas miracle.

506
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,014
Actually, while Bruce
was sharpening his sword--

507
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,276
Honing his blade.

508
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,756
I checked in again
with the fire department

509
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,192
and convinced one
of the firefighters

510
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,411
to brave the storm by himself.

511
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,455
The guy's a hero.

512
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,500
Yeah, Christmas miracle.

513
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,762
And it just goes to show

514
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,024
that most guys will
go above and beyond

515
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,939
when their penis
or another man's penis

516
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,593
is on the line.
- Yeah.

517
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,204
Can we get Bob's family
in here, please?

518
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,427
So Bob has something
he wants to tell you,

519
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,950
and it's something
he really needs

520
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,692
to get off of his chest, so...

521
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:09,087
Yeah, we threatened to
report him for GoFundMe fraud.

522
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,786
I don't have cancer.

523
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,701
Wait, are--
are you saying that--

524
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,616
- I'm cancer-free.
- No.

525
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,618
- Daddy's cured.
- Come on. No.

526
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,185
- I can't believe it!
- It's a miracle.

527
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,448
Bob? Bob? Bob?

528
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,754
No.
No, Bob.

529
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,408
Oh.
Dr. Ron is right.

530
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,018
There's more.

531
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,804
I want to return
the GoFundMe money.

532
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,414
I already spent
a little bit of it,

533
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,983
but I think I can make a few
bets and make that part back.

534
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,593
OK, everyone,
here is what's going on.

535
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,813
And--and
no more special treatment.

536
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,207
I want you all to live
your own lives.

537
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,079
And I'm gonna put in the effort
on my part.

538
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,736
Because the truth is--
the truth is that

539
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,869
I kind of like
being around you guys.

540
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,350
Dad, I'm so relieved.

541
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,178
Oh, Dad!

542
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,006
No, no.
I'm sorry.

543
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,181
No, they--

544
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,617
I'm--I'm sorry.
We--we have to leave.

545
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,097
Oh, no, you gotta
celebrate with us.

546
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,229
Yeah.

547
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,317
Well, this is
kind of a busy time

548
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,666
around here for us.

549
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,450
Listen,
take care of each other.

550
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,931
And, Bob,
do not waste this gift.

551
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,193
I won't.

552
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,543
Let's go.

553
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,719
- Everybody hug your grandpa.
- Bring it in, everybody.

554
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,504
Grandpa's OK.
- Oh, my God.

555
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,201
Music!

556
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,378
<i>♪ Your love</i>

557
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,294
<i>♪ Lifting me higher</i>

558
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,776
<i>♪ Than I've ever
been lifted before ♪</i>

559
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:30,864
<i>Things were tense.</i>

560
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,648
<i>We were creatively blocked.</i>

561
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,390
But then Serena said
that a lip sync

562
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:39,264
<i>could have kind of an ironic,
normie cringe kind of vibe.</i>

563
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,570
What do words
even mean anymore?

564
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,876
<i>♪ You know your love</i>

565
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,877
<i>♪ Your love keeps
lifting me ♪</i>

566
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,792
<i>♪ Keep on lifting</i>

567
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,142
<i>I realized I was
fighting with my boss,</i>

568
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,710
so I thought it might be smart
just to go with Joyce's idea.

569
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,233
<i>♪ I said your love</i>

570
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,713
<i>♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪</i>

571
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,236
<i>♪ Keep on</i>

572
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,803
<i>♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪</i>

573
00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:00,546
<i>♪ Lifting me higher
and higher ♪</i>

574
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,722
<i>- ♪ Higher
- ♪ You know your love</i>

575
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,027
<i>♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪</i>

576
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:04,985
<i>♪ Keep on lifting me</i>

577
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,378
<i>That was kind of fun.</i>

578
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,423
It's Christmas, so...

579
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,468
Merry Christmas, Joyce.

580
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,947
<i>♪ Higher and higher</i>

581
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,123
<i>- ♪ Higher
- ♪ I said your love</i>

582
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,474
<i>♪ Keep on</i>

583
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,084
<i>♪ Your love keep
lifting me ♪</i>

584
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,738
<i>- ♪ Lifting me
- ♪ Lifting me</i>

585
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,480
<i>♪ Higher and higher</i>

586
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,872
<i>♪ I said your love</i>

587
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:23,960
<i>♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪</i>

588
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,875
<i>♪ Keep on</i>

589
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,268
<i>♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪</i>

590
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,967
<i>♪ Lifting me higher
and higher ♪</i>

591
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,968
<i>♪ Higher</i>

592
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,622
<i>♪ All right</i>

593
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,759
Yes, I should have
flown there.

594
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,675
Well, maybe I can visit soon.

595
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,242
What's that?

596
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,765
No, I'm not dying.

597
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,723
Funny you should ask, but--

598
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,812
OK, look, I gotta go.

599
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,292
Love you, bud.

600
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,294
Hey, how's Michael?

601
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,426
Good.

602
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,557
Glad I called.

603
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,124
Good.

604
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,430
All right,
I'll see you tomorrow.

605
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,692
Oh. You mean Thursday.

606
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,128
No, tomorrow.

607
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,609
Christmas dinner, my place.

608
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,611
Bring something expensive.

609
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,439
OK, twist my arm.

610
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,397
Don't be late.

611
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,660
OK.

612
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:16,839
Oh, God.

613
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,276
That's--OK, yeah.

614
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,190
That wasn't--yeah.

615
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,194
Glad we didn't do that.
All right.


