1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:06,482 I want a CBC, a venous blood gas, and a glucose. 2 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:08,006 I'm 20 seconds from the two-minute mark. 3 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,442 I need to switch out. - Matt, you're on compressions. 4 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,965 - I usually do the bag. - Now. 5 00:00:10,966 --> 00:00:12,140 Here, I'll take over on the bag. 6 00:00:12,141 --> 00:00:13,837 Watch that ET tube. 7 00:00:13,838 --> 00:00:15,491 Let's go, Matt. 8 00:00:15,492 --> 00:00:17,015 One of the coolest aspects of being a nurse in the ED 9 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:20,105 is you're always trying something new, 10 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:21,976 even when you're terrified. 11 00:00:21,977 --> 00:00:23,499 Still no pulse. 12 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,718 Let's hit him with another milligram of epi. 13 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,067 1 milligram epi in. 14 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,242 What's his end tidal CO2 doing? 15 00:00:27,243 --> 00:00:28,635 Hovering around 30 right now. 16 00:00:28,636 --> 00:00:30,332 Let's push 300 milligrams of amiodarone. 17 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:32,160 Really bad itch on the back of my neck. 18 00:00:32,161 --> 00:00:33,770 Should be fine. Just calling it out. 19 00:00:33,771 --> 00:00:35,076 Ami now. 20 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,512 Pushing 300 milligrams amiodarone. 21 00:00:36,513 --> 00:00:37,774 My wrist is really starting to hurt, 22 00:00:37,775 --> 00:00:39,167 and my contact popped out. 23 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:40,299 It's on his ear, guys. 24 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,519 Pause for a pulse check. 25 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,043 We've got a sinus rhythm. 26 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:46,218 Pulse detected. 27 00:00:46,219 --> 00:00:48,002 Thank God. We saved him. 28 00:00:48,003 --> 00:00:50,048 Yes! Ha-ha. 29 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,701 Ahh. 30 00:00:51,702 --> 00:00:52,747 Harassment. 31 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,458 OK. And next week's shifts are all set. 32 00:01:09,459 --> 00:01:10,459 Great. 33 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:11,330 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:11,331 --> 00:01:12,679 This brie is from WinCo. 35 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,202 Ooh, yum. 36 00:01:14,203 --> 00:01:16,248 Oh, uh, I do want to talk about OT protocols. 37 00:01:16,249 --> 00:01:17,988 I got it special for our meeting. 38 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:19,294 I heated it and everything. 39 00:01:19,295 --> 00:01:20,382 Oh, that's-- I just had a banana, 40 00:01:20,383 --> 00:01:21,601 so I'm not super hungry. 41 00:01:21,602 --> 00:01:22,732 $18. 42 00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:24,256 - Why don't I have some brie? - Right? 43 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:25,561 - Sounds good. - It's classy, right? 44 00:01:25,562 --> 00:01:26,780 Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:26,781 --> 00:01:28,608 You know, now that you are indulging, 46 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:30,740 I just want to talk to you a little bit about Debbie. 47 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:32,133 Mm. 48 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,395 I just got another complaint about her. 49 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:35,136 Yeah, OK. I can talk to her. 50 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,137 Again. 51 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,443 I'm sorry. 52 00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:38,574 We're past that point, unfortunately. 53 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:40,837 - Mm - She has to be let go. 54 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:42,230 Yeah. OK, Yeah. 55 00:01:42,231 --> 00:01:43,710 I can see that. - Great. 56 00:01:43,711 --> 00:01:45,799 Because you're gonna be the one to do it. 57 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,148 Oh, me--me do it? 58 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,149 Me do it? 59 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,237 Me cave nurse. 60 00:01:49,238 --> 00:01:50,239 Me give shots. 61 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,459 - Joyce? - Yes? 62 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,547 I'm just saying, are we sure that we 63 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,462 want to let her go, though? 64 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:58,377 I mean, it just--it seems so awful to do to somebody. 65 00:01:58,378 --> 00:02:01,249 It is, standing across from them, sensing the dread. 66 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,295 It is absolutely terrible, and that's why 67 00:02:03,296 --> 00:02:05,775 I'm gonna have you do it. 68 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:07,212 OK. 69 00:02:07,213 --> 00:02:09,779 ♪ Cave nurse, she's taking her files ♪ 70 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,086 ♪ Cave nurse 71 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,397 What happened to the SCA patient who was in there? 72 00:02:18,398 --> 00:02:20,138 Got sent to recovery room 12. 73 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,096 Ah, nice. 74 00:02:22,097 --> 00:02:23,489 Nice. 75 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,533 I don't know if you heard, but I was the one 76 00:02:24,534 --> 00:02:26,274 who saved that guy's life. 77 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:29,234 Whale sharks have over 3,000 teeth. 78 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:30,974 Sorry. 79 00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:32,193 I thought we were saying random facts that the other person 80 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,803 doesn't care about. 81 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:35,457 Uh, well, I was just gonna swing by his room, 82 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:37,503 see if he wanted to talk about what happened. 83 00:02:37,504 --> 00:02:38,330 Why? 84 00:02:38,331 --> 00:02:39,809 I don't know. 85 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:40,984 I thought he might want to process it with me. 86 00:02:40,985 --> 00:02:42,377 I doubt it. 87 00:02:42,378 --> 00:02:44,162 OK, well, no offense, but you weren't there. 88 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,511 It felt like a pretty big deal. 89 00:02:45,512 --> 00:02:48,905 You know, there's an unspoken bond there now. 90 00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:51,604 Most koalas have chlamydia. 91 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:54,128 You are using animal facts to be mean, 92 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:55,825 and that's not what they're for. 93 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:58,001 This should have cleared up with the antibiotics 94 00:02:58,002 --> 00:02:59,046 I put you on. 95 00:02:59,047 --> 00:03:00,308 Oh, I didn't take them. 96 00:03:00,309 --> 00:03:01,657 Don't want to build up a resistance 97 00:03:01,658 --> 00:03:02,832 for when I really need them. 98 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:03,834 Like right now? 99 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,664 Oh, just a minute. 100 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,840 Life largely disappoints, mostly in big ways. 101 00:03:10,841 --> 00:03:14,583 But I find the simple pleasures always deliver. 102 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:16,237 That's why every day at 2:00 p.m., 103 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,760 I get myself a NutRageous bar 104 00:03:17,761 --> 00:03:21,024 and eat it alone in the stairwell. 105 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:23,026 Some people smoke. 106 00:03:23,027 --> 00:03:24,637 Some meditate. 107 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:28,075 I slowly nibble through a peanut-and-caramel-filled 108 00:03:28,076 --> 00:03:30,251 miracle of American ingenuity. 109 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,861 OK. 110 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:36,344 What do I want? 111 00:03:36,345 --> 00:03:37,519 Cheat day, you know? 112 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,260 Got to shock the body with carbs. 113 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,392 Remind it who's boss. 114 00:03:40,393 --> 00:03:42,045 - OK. - Ooh, Three Musketeers. 115 00:03:42,046 --> 00:03:43,699 A noble choice. 116 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,571 Eat me, D'Artagnan, I implore you. 117 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:46,659 Mm-hmm. 118 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,443 All for one and one for nougat. 119 00:03:48,444 --> 00:03:49,488 Man, just pick a snack. 120 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:50,663 Yeah, all right. 121 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,012 You can't rush these things. 122 00:03:52,013 --> 00:03:53,318 Uh--ooh. 123 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:54,449 You like those NutRageous bars, right? 124 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:56,234 Yep. 44. 125 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:57,235 44. 126 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:58,279 Yeah, why not? 127 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,367 Something different. 128 00:03:59,368 --> 00:04:00,673 Better be worth it. 129 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,848 There we go. 130 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:03,066 Did you just take the last one? 131 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,198 Oop. 132 00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:05,199 I guess so. 133 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,853 Sorry, amigo. 134 00:04:06,854 --> 00:04:09,290 That means there's none left for me. 135 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,074 Yeah, that's physics for you. 136 00:04:11,075 --> 00:04:12,294 Hey, take it up with Einstein. 137 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,559 I just have never had to fire anybody, you know? 138 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,648 I mean, this is someone's life we're talking about. 139 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:22,260 Yeah, it's a shot to your ego and your finances. 140 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:24,131 Double kick in the balls. 141 00:04:24,132 --> 00:04:25,741 Besides, people love Debbie. 142 00:04:25,742 --> 00:04:27,308 You afraid everyone's gonna hate you 143 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,744 because they like her so much? 144 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:31,443 Yes, Val, these are all concerns, OK? 145 00:04:31,444 --> 00:04:33,749 I just--I feel like we're a family. 146 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,534 We've got to be there for each other. 147 00:04:35,535 --> 00:04:37,797 Sorry, just deleting Debbie from my contacts. 148 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:39,015 Val? 149 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,234 There's already another Debbie in here. 150 00:04:40,235 --> 00:04:41,235 It's too confusing. 151 00:04:41,236 --> 00:04:42,716 She'll live. 152 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,112 Someone's looking better. 153 00:04:49,113 --> 00:04:50,113 What? 154 00:04:50,114 --> 00:04:51,114 Looking good. 155 00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:52,202 I'm sorry. 156 00:04:52,203 --> 00:04:53,595 Do we--do we know each other? 157 00:04:53,596 --> 00:04:55,336 Ah, you could say that. I'm Matt. 158 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,382 I'm part of the team that revived you. 159 00:04:57,383 --> 00:05:00,341 I was actually the one who did the compressions. 160 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,125 Yeah, that whole thing is a blur. 161 00:05:02,126 --> 00:05:03,605 For sure. For sure. 162 00:05:03,606 --> 00:05:05,520 I mean, I remember it pretty vividly. 163 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:07,217 Time sort of slowed down. 164 00:05:07,218 --> 00:05:09,481 Does the sound come through the TV, 165 00:05:09,482 --> 00:05:11,657 or is it just the remote? 166 00:05:11,658 --> 00:05:15,356 Uh, I think just-- just through the remote. 167 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,792 Anyway, it was pretty harrowing. 168 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,490 I actually pushed so hard I injured my wrist. 169 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:20,796 Why do they do the sound just through the remote? 170 00:05:20,797 --> 00:05:24,019 Uh, I think so you don't disturb other patients. 171 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,280 Well, that sucks. 172 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:27,803 Yep. 173 00:05:27,804 --> 00:05:29,762 Yep, yep, yep. 174 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,330 Want to sign off on this discharge? 175 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:33,592 - Hey. - Hey. 176 00:05:33,593 --> 00:05:34,897 You didn't eat your NutRageous. 177 00:05:34,898 --> 00:05:36,421 Oh, no. 178 00:05:36,422 --> 00:05:37,509 I'm actually gonna save it to create a sense 179 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:39,162 of delayed gratification. 180 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:40,642 You know, they did this study with marshmallows-- 181 00:05:40,643 --> 00:05:41,948 Yeah, I don't care. 182 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:43,776 I'll give you $20 for it. 183 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,473 It's worth that much to you? 184 00:05:45,474 --> 00:05:47,083 Now you're really making me want it. 185 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:48,128 Quick sign, though-- 186 00:05:48,129 --> 00:05:49,651 Hold on just a sec. 187 00:05:49,652 --> 00:05:52,001 Can't believe I'm gonna do this, but here goes. 188 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:55,004 I will give you 50 bucks, and we call it a day. 189 00:05:55,005 --> 00:05:57,877 Oh, you've just guaranteed I'm not giving it up. 190 00:05:57,878 --> 00:05:59,444 Oh, my God. 191 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:02,272 What sweet mysteries lie beyond this orange veil? 192 00:06:02,273 --> 00:06:04,187 Get your nose off my bar. 193 00:06:04,188 --> 00:06:06,364 Just tap the screen and I can release this lady. 194 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,408 Teeny tap. 195 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,324 Look, I need it, all right? 196 00:06:10,325 --> 00:06:12,021 It helps me get through my shift. 197 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:14,154 And I actually have to work all day, unlike some people. 198 00:06:14,155 --> 00:06:16,939 What, you think it's easy being an elite trauma surgeon? 199 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:19,074 Well, easier. 200 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,901 Solid, so it's easier to pick up. 201 00:06:21,902 --> 00:06:22,728 It's so much poop. 202 00:06:22,729 --> 00:06:24,207 Hey, guys. Hey. 203 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,774 Oh, hey. 204 00:06:25,775 --> 00:06:27,515 I was just telling them about my new poop machine. 205 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:29,038 Sorry, puppy. 206 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:30,692 Show her the pic. 207 00:06:30,693 --> 00:06:32,607 Oh, actually, um, guys, can I--can I talk to Debbie, 208 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:34,261 uh, real quick? Thanks. 209 00:06:34,262 --> 00:06:35,785 - This is Chester. - Oh. 210 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,092 He's a good boy. 211 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:41,660 Is everything OK? 212 00:06:41,661 --> 00:06:43,444 Oh, yeah, totally. 213 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,489 Uh, well, I'm sorry. 214 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:46,229 No, not--not totally, totally. 215 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,883 I'm just trying to get my words right. 216 00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:49,537 I guess there have, you know, 217 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:51,147 been some--some concerns about your performance. 218 00:06:51,148 --> 00:06:52,845 I know. I know. 219 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,455 I felt horrible. 220 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,979 All the mistakes--before you say anything, let me just say, 221 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,067 I fully agree. 222 00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,242 I've been off my game. 223 00:06:59,243 --> 00:07:00,722 Yeah, I--I appreciate that. 224 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:02,463 But, um, you know, the thing is-- 225 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,204 This is the wake-up call I needed. 226 00:07:04,205 --> 00:07:05,553 I'll turn it around. 227 00:07:05,554 --> 00:07:09,427 From now on, it's Debbie 2.0, OK? 228 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,558 OK. Yeah, sure. 229 00:07:10,559 --> 00:07:11,951 Yeah. OK. 230 00:07:11,952 --> 00:07:13,518 Well, just really make sure to--oh. 231 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:16,608 You will not regret this, Alexandra. 232 00:07:16,609 --> 00:07:18,610 I deal with a million different conditions 233 00:07:18,611 --> 00:07:20,525 while you pop off a couple of surgeries 234 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,396 and play with your sword or whatever. 235 00:07:22,397 --> 00:07:24,050 Sure, you're busy. Real busy. 236 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:25,312 With hogwash. 237 00:07:25,313 --> 00:07:27,532 Yeah, it must be real high stakes pulling 238 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:29,055 toys out of kids' noses. 239 00:07:29,056 --> 00:07:30,578 What was it last week? 240 00:07:30,579 --> 00:07:31,579 Oh, that's right, Jack Sparrow's LEGO ponytails. 241 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,842 Hey. I do surgeries too. 242 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:36,105 Oh, sure. On toes and testicles. 243 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:37,585 You really think you're the most important 244 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:38,891 thing around here, don't you? 245 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,762 Hey, people need toes and testes. 246 00:07:40,763 --> 00:07:42,721 Isn't that right, Keith? 247 00:07:42,722 --> 00:07:44,200 Uh, sorry. Why me? 248 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:45,506 See? Keith gets it. 249 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,812 Face it. 250 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:48,422 I'm the Diana Ross around this place. 251 00:07:48,423 --> 00:07:49,945 And you-- 252 00:07:49,946 --> 00:07:51,686 you're just one of The Supremes. 253 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:52,948 You're Diana Ross? 254 00:07:52,949 --> 00:07:53,862 Oh, yeah. 255 00:07:53,863 --> 00:07:55,124 You aren't even Bob Ross. 256 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,562 And people actually like Bob Ross. 257 00:07:57,563 --> 00:07:59,914 Nobody likes you. 258 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,785 I see. 259 00:08:03,786 --> 00:08:04,830 Well, I'm needed, so-- 260 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:06,005 Well, I'm needed too. 261 00:08:06,006 --> 00:08:07,704 Wh-- 262 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,314 I'm also needed. 263 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,188 Do you believe this guy? 264 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:16,276 He wouldn't last an hour doing what we do here. 265 00:08:16,277 --> 00:08:18,713 Yeah, we clearly do a lot. 266 00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:21,542 Have you thought about just eating a PayDay? 267 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,588 There's no chocolate in a PayDay. 268 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:24,632 Come on, man. 269 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:25,981 Just to say it, you were pretty 270 00:08:25,982 --> 00:08:26,982 harsh too, so maybe just-- 271 00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:29,289 Oh, the gift shop. 272 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:30,769 They have candy bars. 273 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:32,597 Oh, you know what I was thinking about? 274 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:34,250 An Oh Henry. 275 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:36,949 Sir, I've literally never heard of any of these. 276 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,298 He barely even acknowledged me. 277 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,995 He was just, like, totally indifferent. 278 00:08:39,996 --> 00:08:41,083 I get it. 279 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:42,911 You want some appreciation. 280 00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:44,130 Maybe a little hug. 281 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,479 You're messing with me, right? 282 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,698 I'm serious. 283 00:08:46,699 --> 00:08:48,613 Then on your deathbed, he holds your hand 284 00:08:48,614 --> 00:08:51,137 and tells you, as long as I live, you live through me. 285 00:08:51,138 --> 00:08:52,225 All right. 286 00:08:52,226 --> 00:08:53,574 I just want, like, a thank you. 287 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,141 I feel like that's not too much to ask 288 00:08:55,142 --> 00:08:56,795 for saving someone's life. 289 00:08:56,796 --> 00:08:59,624 I thanked the Levi's chatbot that helped me return my jeans. 290 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:00,842 It's manners. 291 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:01,800 What was wrong with the jeans? 292 00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:02,888 Ah, they were black. 293 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,717 It was too edgy. 294 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,633 Hey, Joyce, uh, listen. 295 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:11,374 I just had a very productive conversation, uh, with Debbie. 296 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,725 And I have decided that the right thing to do, 297 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:16,728 um, as her boss is to keep her on staff. 298 00:09:16,729 --> 00:09:17,772 Yeah, great. 299 00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:18,947 That all makes sense. 300 00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:20,514 Oh. 301 00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:21,559 Yeah? 302 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,864 Yes. 303 00:09:22,865 --> 00:09:24,387 And I find it admirable that you're willing 304 00:09:24,388 --> 00:09:27,086 to take on Debbie's mistakes as your own. 305 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:29,218 Yeah. 306 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:31,046 Oh, I'm sorry. 307 00:09:31,047 --> 00:09:33,266 What--when you say as my own, that-- 308 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:35,355 All of her errors are now your errors. 309 00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:36,878 You're responsible. 310 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:39,489 Look at you, boss lady, leaning in and not looking back. 311 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:40,710 I love it. 312 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,493 So nothing? 313 00:09:43,494 --> 00:09:45,060 Yeah, I guess we're all out. 314 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:46,627 Funny, you're the second guy 315 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,542 to come in today looking for NutRageous bars. 316 00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:51,240 That son of a-- 317 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:53,199 well, what about that? 318 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,853 Oh, sure. 319 00:09:54,854 --> 00:09:56,942 These are, like, $200, though. 320 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:59,684 Yeah, well, we could just switch out that NutRageous 321 00:09:59,685 --> 00:10:00,859 with a Snickers. 322 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,034 No one would even need to know. 323 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,818 Sorry. 324 00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:05,298 Once the cellophane's on it, there's nothing I can do. 325 00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:09,345 Well, you could re-tie the cellophane. 326 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:10,651 But it comes with a NutRageous. 327 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:13,219 It comes with whatever you put in it. 328 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,700 This is a hospital gift shop. 329 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:18,877 Nothing that happens here matters. 330 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:20,879 Actually, I just remembered, 331 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,665 this one's spoken for. 332 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,363 OK. 333 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,020 Hey, there's my superstar. 334 00:10:32,021 --> 00:10:34,457 How are we doing over here? 335 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:35,981 - Good. - Yeah? 336 00:10:35,982 --> 00:10:37,373 Type 1 skin tear. 337 00:10:37,374 --> 00:10:39,332 I irrigated with saline, re-approximated. 338 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,160 I was just about to dress it. - All right. 339 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:42,204 Sounds good. 340 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:43,728 Ooh. 341 00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:45,425 Ah-- 342 00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:46,992 are you sure you want to use Tegaderm here? 343 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,515 No good? 344 00:10:48,516 --> 00:10:49,951 Well, given her age, it can tear the skin, 345 00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:52,040 so you really want to use a non-adherent dressing 346 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:52,998 like Mepilex. 347 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:55,087 Right. 348 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,176 God, there's so many options. 349 00:10:57,177 --> 00:10:58,699 It's like, use this for this. 350 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,092 Use that for that. 351 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,615 It's crazy. 352 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:03,530 Yeah, that's the job. 353 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:04,574 There. 354 00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:05,706 All set now. 355 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,273 Pretty much. 356 00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:09,014 You need to draw an arrow to indicate 357 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,580 the direction for removal. 358 00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:12,060 - Oh, right. - Remember? Yeah. 359 00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:13,758 I need you around more often. 360 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,760 I could be the hands and you tell me what to do. 361 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:17,500 I'm your puppet. 362 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,634 I'm gonna be a real nurse someday. 363 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,725 That's funny. 364 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,856 Are you warm? 365 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:25,944 Mom, it's all right. 366 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:27,075 I'm fine. 367 00:11:27,076 --> 00:11:28,642 Oh, I'm just glad you're OK. 368 00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:29,643 Yeah. 369 00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,645 Aren't we all? 370 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:32,951 He's a good kid. 371 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:33,952 A good egg. 372 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:34,996 Ah. 373 00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:36,128 I'm Matt. 374 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,477 You must be Clay's family. 375 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:38,608 Oh, yes. I'm his mom, 376 00:11:38,609 --> 00:11:41,133 and this is his Aunt Pearl. - Hi. 377 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,743 Are you taking over for Nurse Haley? 378 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,092 No, no, no. 379 00:11:44,093 --> 00:11:45,746 This guy came in earlier about the TV. 380 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,878 It's fine, man. 381 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,444 Uh, yeah. 382 00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:51,534 Well--but also, remember, I was the one who-- 383 00:11:51,535 --> 00:11:53,188 yesterday, when his heart stopped, 384 00:11:53,189 --> 00:11:55,756 I literally had to climb on top of him and restart it. 385 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,410 Oh, OK. 386 00:11:57,411 --> 00:11:59,673 Yeah, I was pushing on that chest for, like, four minutes. 387 00:11:59,674 --> 00:12:00,935 Full weight. 388 00:12:00,936 --> 00:12:02,502 I honestly thought we were gonna lose him, 389 00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:04,722 but I went into this zone where I sort of-- 390 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:05,766 Please stop. 391 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,202 I can't. 392 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,291 Hey, can you not upset my mom, please? 393 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:10,510 Oh, uh, yeah. 394 00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:11,772 No, I'm sorry about that. 395 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,947 It's fine, man. 396 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:14,690 It's just manners, you know? 397 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,517 If you see it lying around-- 398 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:20,346 You really just couldn't take the win, could you? 399 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:21,347 What? I'm sorry? 400 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:22,914 Let's not do this dance. 401 00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:24,567 I know it was you. 402 00:12:24,568 --> 00:12:26,047 You went to the gift shop and you bought out 403 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,832 all the NutRageous bars. 404 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,876 It's pathetic. 405 00:12:28,877 --> 00:12:30,573 What? 406 00:12:30,574 --> 00:12:32,314 What, because of our whole thing earlier? 407 00:12:32,315 --> 00:12:34,969 Look, I know things got heated, but Ron, that sounds insane. 408 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,188 Well, yeah, but I mean, 409 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,364 you do insane things sometimes. 410 00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:39,931 OK, look. 411 00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:44,370 I-I just got to ask, as a friend now, is everything OK? 412 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:47,982 I mean, why would I even do something like that? 413 00:12:47,983 --> 00:12:49,723 To teach you a lesson? 414 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,812 To show you that there are consequences 415 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,901 when you disrespect a colleague? 416 00:12:53,902 --> 00:12:56,948 Gee, Ron, that sure is a lot of effort 417 00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,211 to make sure you think twice 418 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,737 before you come at Schweitz. 419 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,217 Don't you think? 420 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,877 Mmm. 421 00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:14,794 Oh, she gooey. 422 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,752 - OK, we've got to fire Debbie. - Yes, I'm aware. 423 00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,710 Yeah, I just-- 424 00:13:20,711 --> 00:13:21,842 I don't know. 425 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,322 I hate that we're giving up on somebody. 426 00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:24,802 You know, it just-- it feels so final. 427 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,760 So our patients deserve bad care? 428 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:28,414 - Oh-- - Think of Debbie 429 00:13:28,415 --> 00:13:30,242 as a drunk airline pilot. 430 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,634 Sure, she's funny on the intercom, 431 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:34,246 but is she really gonna clear those mountains? 432 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,682 I don't know. 433 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:36,857 I'm just--I'm having a really hard time with this. 434 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,293 Of course, you are. 435 00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,034 But unfortunately, it's part of the job. 436 00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:43,951 So why don't you practice on me? 437 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,561 - Seriously? - Yeah. 438 00:13:45,562 --> 00:13:47,607 You need to learn this stuff, so pretend I'm Debbie 439 00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:48,695 and fire me. 440 00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:50,830 Let me have it. 441 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,875 OK. Uh, Debbie, listen. 442 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,356 I know that you're trying and I can see that, 443 00:13:57,357 --> 00:14:00,315 but unfortunately, I am gonna have to let you go. 444 00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:03,275 Is this because I rejected your advances? 445 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,060 The other day you put your hand on my knee and said, 446 00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:08,758 if you like your job, my hand goes wherever it wants. 447 00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:09,890 And I said, no. 448 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,371 And now you're firing me. 449 00:14:12,372 --> 00:14:13,415 Wait, what? 450 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,895 Gina, we good? 451 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:15,940 Yeah, he's out like a light. 452 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,593 All right. 453 00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:19,247 Well, we've got a pretty run-of-the-mill hernia repair, 454 00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:23,470 so cue the playlist, and let's get in the zone. 455 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,428 ♪ Meow meow meow meow 456 00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:28,039 OK, no. 457 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,780 That's obviously not the--skip past this. 458 00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:32,391 Hello, Bruce. 459 00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:33,958 I know you like to set the mood 460 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,916 with some music before surgery, 461 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,223 so I thought I'd help you out. 462 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:41,313 ♪ Bruce is a horse's ass 463 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,357 No. 464 00:14:42,358 --> 00:14:43,881 No, he's not. 465 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,491 He's not a horse's-- don't--ignore this song. 466 00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:46,927 It's not even a song. 467 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,407 And if it was, those wouldn't be the lyrics. 468 00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:49,930 This song is a lie, and that's a fake song. 469 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:50,888 ♪ Nobody likes 470 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,932 I am in character. 471 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,673 OK, you have to stay firm. 472 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:54,935 It's a business decision. 473 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,110 All right. 474 00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:57,807 Debbie, we are letting you go. 475 00:14:57,808 --> 00:14:58,808 I'm sorry. 476 00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:00,027 Oh, you're sorry. 477 00:15:00,028 --> 00:15:02,029 You're sorry. 478 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,117 Oh, my God. 479 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:04,510 Joy--no. Ah, sorry. 480 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:05,511 Debbie. 481 00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:06,991 No. 482 00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:07,948 Let's just try to stay calm-- - Stay calm? 483 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:08,949 You stay calm. 484 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,385 Oh, my God. 485 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:13,345 Joyce, please remember these are your things. 486 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,302 I need this job. 487 00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:15,956 I have a lien against my house. 488 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,305 Did you know that? 489 00:15:17,306 --> 00:15:19,655 I was talked into installing solar panels, 490 00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:20,613 and they won't take them down. 491 00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,049 All right. 492 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,790 Well, I'm sure you can figure that out, Debbie. 493 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,401 Oh, I've tried, but you can't just cancel the contract. 494 00:15:26,402 --> 00:15:27,837 - Right. - No, no. 495 00:15:27,838 --> 00:15:29,883 Not until you've returned the minimum kilowatt hours 496 00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:30,971 to the grid. 497 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,233 OK, I'm sorry. 498 00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:33,582 Joyce, did you get solar panels? 499 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,149 What? No. 500 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,585 I'm Debbie right now. 501 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,892 We're role playing. 502 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,546 So Reginald comes here by himself? 503 00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:41,808 Yep. 504 00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:42,678 Here are those labs you needed. 505 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:43,810 Oh, thank you. 506 00:15:43,811 --> 00:15:44,854 See? 507 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:45,812 Thank you. 508 00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,161 So easy. 509 00:15:47,162 --> 00:15:48,684 He's pissy because someone didn't thank him 510 00:15:48,685 --> 00:15:50,077 for doing his job. 511 00:15:50,078 --> 00:15:51,470 I literally pumped this guy's heart back to life, 512 00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:52,601 and all he can talk about is the sound 513 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,125 coming from the TV remote. 514 00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,517 Oh, so you've got to hit aux, then press audio out. 515 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,954 It's, like, two buttons to change it. 516 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:59,173 OK. Well, I didn't know that. 517 00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:00,305 Listen, you want gratitude? 518 00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:01,828 You're in the wrong business. 519 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:03,003 Drive an ice cream truck. 520 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,744 Sell weed. Don't do this. 521 00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,006 I don't know. 522 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,573 Who cares what some random guy thinks? 523 00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:08,704 You saved his life. 524 00:16:08,705 --> 00:16:09,705 That's awesome. 525 00:16:09,706 --> 00:16:10,793 Oh. 526 00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:13,362 Well, I appreciate that. 527 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,885 You smell that? 528 00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:17,278 Smells like boner in here. 529 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:18,932 Wh-- 530 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,151 No. 531 00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:21,935 Hey, man. 532 00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:24,155 Heard the hernia repair went well. 533 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:25,199 Yeah, it went great. 534 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,506 Went perfect, in fact, so-- 535 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,029 look, what are we doing? 536 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,117 I zinged you. 537 00:16:30,118 --> 00:16:31,727 You zinged me. 538 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:33,686 What do you say we quit the zinging and the zagging, 539 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:37,168 we put this whole nonsense to bed, and call a Bruce truce? 540 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:38,647 And you're not just saying this 541 00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,562 because you're afraid I'll put hot sauce 542 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:43,565 on that secret stash of butt wipes you keep in the bathroom? 543 00:16:43,566 --> 00:16:44,610 I know about those. 544 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:45,959 No. 545 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,221 Ron, come on. We're professionals. 546 00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:48,353 Why don't you take a seat 547 00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:49,963 and we can talk this out like adults? 548 00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:51,312 No, I think I'll stand. Thank you. 549 00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:52,661 Oh, come on. Take a seat. 550 00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:53,663 Kick your feet up. 551 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,667 Really want you to kick your feet up, Ron. 552 00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:00,408 What the [bleep]? 553 00:17:00,409 --> 00:17:02,541 You have lost your damn mind. 554 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,412 Yeah, it's pretty great, isn't it? 555 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,935 Yeah, it would have been better if you'd put your feet up, 556 00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:07,067 but it's still landing for me. 557 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,677 Bruce, you are in serious need 558 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:11,202 of spiritual and mental help. 559 00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,899 I own this now. 560 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,423 Hey, bon appétit, baby. 561 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,341 Wish he would have kicked his feet up. Damn. 562 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,951 Hey, Debbie. 563 00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:23,562 Gosh. 564 00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:26,086 This job, right? 565 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,348 So much grunt work. 566 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:29,568 Hey, have you ever thought 567 00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:31,352 about doing something else? 568 00:17:31,353 --> 00:17:32,875 No, not really. 569 00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,095 OK, but, like, what if you had to, you know? 570 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,619 Like, what if--oh, OK, this will be fun. 571 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,100 What is a secret passion that Debbie 572 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,493 has always wanted to pursue? 573 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,885 Huh. 574 00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:44,365 You know, I think nursing is my passion. 575 00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:45,932 OK. 576 00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,151 Funny, I never really thought about it that way-- 577 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:48,239 Uh, it can't be nursing. 578 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,805 Can't be nursing, though. 579 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:51,068 So it's got to be something else like cooking 580 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,460 or painting or-- 581 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:53,505 Oh, no. 582 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,593 Painting seems hard. 583 00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:56,334 One little mistake, and whoop. 584 00:17:56,335 --> 00:17:58,597 Whole painting ruined. 585 00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:00,120 Yeah, that's--that's true. It is. 586 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,252 It's high stakes. 587 00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,601 - Same with cooking. - Mm-hmm 588 00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:03,645 Debbie, hi. 589 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:05,169 We're letting you go. 590 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,213 It's nothing personal. 591 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:07,214 It's just not working out. 592 00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:08,955 - What? - Come on. 593 00:18:08,956 --> 00:18:11,131 We're not gonna play the what game. 594 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,437 You've been given plenty of opportunities, 595 00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:14,439 and you haven't performed. 596 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,049 Yeah, I understand. 597 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,355 OK, great. 598 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:20,140 So say your goodbyes, and HR will be in touch. 599 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,359 Got it. 600 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,102 Thanks, Joyce. - Mm-hmm. 601 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,798 And now that it doesn't matter, 602 00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:27,278 it was me that stole those boxes 603 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:29,238 of hand sanitizer during COVID. 604 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,720 Sometimes I roll my eyes at Joyce, 605 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:37,157 but I feel like I could really learn a lot from her, 606 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,289 or a little. 607 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,638 You know, like a medium amount. 608 00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:41,727 But she's in charge for a reason. 609 00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,729 Also, I should really apologize to Hector 610 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,905 because I accused him pretty publicly 611 00:18:45,906 --> 00:18:48,473 about the whole sanitizer thing. 612 00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:50,475 That guy's crazy. 613 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:51,954 He's out of his mind. 614 00:18:51,955 --> 00:18:52,999 He's crashing. 615 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,826 I need a doctor. 616 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,784 Code blue. Code blue. 617 00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:57,395 - So the doctor's on his way. - Code blue. 618 00:18:57,396 --> 00:19:00,006 Low blood pressure, coughing fit, pulse weak and thready. 619 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:02,051 Can we get some RSI meds on deck? 620 00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:04,228 And we need a GlideScope in here, please. 621 00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:05,359 Trauma has it. 622 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,839 O2 stats dropping quickly. 623 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,884 Cannot get a clear view of his vocal cords 624 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,016 because of all the swelling. 625 00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:11,191 Bruce, can you give me a hand? 626 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,671 Sure, get me a bougie. 627 00:19:12,672 --> 00:19:14,586 That's good. 628 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,978 There we go. 629 00:19:15,979 --> 00:19:17,850 I'm in. Go ahead. Thread the ET tube. 630 00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:20,200 There you go. Yep. All right. 631 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,245 OK. 632 00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:23,638 Give him two units of FFP. 633 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:24,900 Doctors are weird. 634 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:26,772 On one hand, they're huge babies. 635 00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:29,296 They're cocky and rude and petty. 636 00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:32,517 But when push comes to shove, they can put all of that aside 637 00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:35,128 and save a freaking life. 638 00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:36,521 It's pretty cool. 639 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,871 Yeah, sometimes I don't give Ron enough credit. 640 00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:40,568 He's actually a very good doctor. 641 00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:42,268 The two of us did really well in there. 642 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,226 Anyway, I've identified all the grocery stores 643 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,663 and gas stations that carry NutRageous bars, 644 00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:50,230 and I do mean all. 645 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,754 Now, Ron's probably thinking, I'll go one-mile radius. 646 00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:54,974 That's why I've gone a six-mile radius. 647 00:19:54,975 --> 00:19:57,759 I've also reached out to our hospital snack vendor, Sergéy. 648 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,065 We're trading. 649 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,589 So do other animals have chlamydia? 650 00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:03,200 That's actually a good question. 651 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,637 Let's look it up. 652 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,683 Oh, hold on. 653 00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:10,032 You dropped this. 654 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:10,816 Oh, damn. 655 00:20:10,817 --> 00:20:12,080 My sweatshirt. 656 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,084 You say thank you. 657 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,260 I'm sorry, but there's something called manners, 658 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,914 and they exist for a reason. 659 00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:23,742 Somebody picks up your sweatshirt or, I don't know, 660 00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,613 saves your life, you say thank you. 661 00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:28,007 It's not that hard. 662 00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,096 OK. 663 00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:31,010 Thank you. 664 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,318 You're welcome. 665 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,580 You're welcome. 666 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:37,277 I'm sorry. 667 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,672 I guess I didn't realize that I was a side character 668 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,413 in my own life and this experience 669 00:20:42,414 --> 00:20:44,371 was really about you. 670 00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:46,286 What? Uh, no, I-- 671 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,723 No, I just got so distracted by my death 672 00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,812 and subsequent resurrection that I 673 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:52,901 forgot to get down on my knees and kiss 674 00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:53,946 the feet of some piece-- 675 00:20:53,947 --> 00:20:55,077 Honey, your heart. 676 00:20:55,078 --> 00:20:56,905 No, no, this is important. 677 00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:59,995 I want to make sure the next time I'm hovering outside 678 00:20:59,996 --> 00:21:03,085 of my own body, I think, hey. 679 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:06,263 Don't forget to thank that male nurse. 680 00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,612 That's not relevant. 681 00:21:07,613 --> 00:21:09,657 Oh. 682 00:21:09,658 --> 00:21:11,877 This is crazy. 683 00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:14,706 Sheep, goats, pigs. 684 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,622 What animals don't have chlamydia? 685 00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:19,234 Let's look it up.