1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,395 Yeah, it's a steady, throbbing pain 2 00:00:06,396 --> 00:00:07,570 just right here on my lower-- 3 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:08,615 Oh, come on. 4 00:00:08,616 --> 00:00:10,096 That's embarrassing. 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:15,056 Joyce rolled out a new Featured Employee segment 6 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,623 starring yours truly. 7 00:00:16,624 --> 00:00:19,887 I'm something of an ambassador for St. Denis, 8 00:00:19,888 --> 00:00:21,541 first face you see when you walk in the door. 9 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,586 You know, some people see that photo and go, 10 00:00:23,587 --> 00:00:25,762 "Is that a doctor or a model?" 11 00:00:25,763 --> 00:00:26,850 And I'm like, come on. 12 00:00:26,851 --> 00:00:28,200 Really? 13 00:00:28,201 --> 00:00:29,811 You know, that's ridiculous, a model. 14 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:33,335 But yeah, I do a little modeling. 15 00:00:33,336 --> 00:00:35,424 It's, uh, even worse when I cough. 16 00:00:35,425 --> 00:00:37,035 Yeah, well, it's your appendix. 17 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,253 Gotta come out. 18 00:00:38,254 --> 00:00:41,691 But don't worry, 'cause you got that guy. 19 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:42,910 Oh, shoot. 20 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:44,085 No, hold on. 21 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,000 I'm usually after the lupus girl. 22 00:00:46,001 --> 00:00:47,132 There. 23 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:49,136 That guy. 24 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:52,225 OK. 25 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:12,113 Candace can be in triage, and Rene and Sharice 26 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:14,594 will be in Zone A with-- 27 00:01:14,595 --> 00:01:15,595 Nurse Matt. 28 00:01:15,596 --> 00:01:16,900 He'd be good. 29 00:01:16,901 --> 00:01:18,206 No, that--that was me. 30 00:01:18,207 --> 00:01:19,599 But, uh, I'd love to do Zone A. 31 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,557 Also, I've never worked with Rene or Sharice. 32 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:22,863 Me neither. 33 00:01:22,864 --> 00:01:24,082 But they tend to work with Tal and Dolores. 34 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,083 Oh, yeah. 35 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,214 They are together a lot. 36 00:01:26,215 --> 00:01:27,433 Because of the Filipino mafia. 37 00:01:27,434 --> 00:01:28,260 What? 38 00:01:28,261 --> 00:01:29,870 The Filipino mafia. 39 00:01:29,871 --> 00:01:32,133 That's something that-- that they call themselves. 40 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,439 We don't just call them that. 41 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,136 Hospitals can feel like high school. 42 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:39,793 There's cliques and hierarchy and mean girls. 43 00:01:39,794 --> 00:01:43,318 And I'd say Rene is definitely the Regina George. 44 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,538 But the mafia is really good, 45 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,844 so you just don't mess with them. 46 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,372 Hey. 47 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,590 I'm not Filipino. 48 00:01:54,591 --> 00:01:55,417 He just assumed. 49 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:57,898 And it's kind of nice. 50 00:01:57,899 --> 00:01:58,986 I never realized you put them together 51 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,335 because they're Filipino. 52 00:02:00,336 --> 00:02:01,858 No, that's not--no, no. 53 00:02:01,859 --> 00:02:02,946 Oh, are they not Filipino? 54 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:04,383 Yeah, no, they are. 55 00:02:04,384 --> 00:02:06,036 But--just please stop saying that word. 56 00:02:06,037 --> 00:02:07,342 Wait, is that a slur? 57 00:02:07,343 --> 00:02:09,649 I've just been going around saying-- 58 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:11,259 Just stop, OK? 59 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,695 The four of them work together. 60 00:02:12,696 --> 00:02:14,523 That's just the way that it's always been. 61 00:02:14,524 --> 00:02:15,916 Got it. 62 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:16,830 You know, my grandpa used to say, "That's the way 63 00:02:16,831 --> 00:02:18,179 it's always been." 64 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,789 It's my cue to stay hush. - Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:21,661 Otherwise, I'm doing hard time in the seed closet. 66 00:02:21,662 --> 00:02:24,272 OK, I--I need you to go to 114 with Dakota and Brandon. 67 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:26,363 114 with the other whites. 68 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,147 Who would actually write this? 69 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:30,191 It's so unhinged. 70 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,279 Hey. 71 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,889 What's going on now? 72 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:35,283 Oh, I found this crazed note on my car last night. 73 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:36,458 "Nice parking, idiot. 74 00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:37,981 "You're probably too dumb to read, 75 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:39,157 "but try sounding this out-- 76 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,854 you, moron." 77 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:42,204 Three exclamation points. 78 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:46,468 Yes, I wrote the note. 79 00:02:46,469 --> 00:02:49,123 And no, I did not know it was Serena's car. 80 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:52,866 I mean, she parked this close to my door. 81 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:54,259 Who even does that? 82 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,434 There's no point in saying anything 83 00:02:55,435 --> 00:02:57,218 because I'm sure the next outrage 84 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,133 will be coming any minute now. 85 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:03,181 Last week, they ran out of cold brew on the coffee cart. 86 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,095 Poor Janine. 87 00:03:05,096 --> 00:03:06,749 They tore that woman apart. 88 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:09,839 Val, what flavor is this mint? 89 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,884 It's mint. 90 00:03:10,885 --> 00:03:13,016 Disgusting. 91 00:03:13,017 --> 00:03:14,017 OK. 92 00:03:14,018 --> 00:03:15,323 Oh, no. 93 00:03:15,324 --> 00:03:16,759 This is really getting to be too much. 94 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,197 Wait for it. 95 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,242 "Do no harm' simply isn't enough. 96 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:25,203 I seek to do negative harm, I.E., good." 97 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,334 I actually made that up. - I believe you. 98 00:03:26,335 --> 00:03:27,988 - Really nice. - Thank you. 99 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:29,337 Actually, that reminds me-- 100 00:03:29,338 --> 00:03:31,861 I need to find a new featured employee. 101 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:33,907 I'm sorry, what's that now? Why--why would--why? 102 00:03:33,908 --> 00:03:35,387 Why? 103 00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:36,823 Well, it's the quarterly featured employee, 104 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,694 and we're going into the next quarter. 105 00:03:38,695 --> 00:03:39,739 Right. 106 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:40,914 Yes, quarters. 107 00:03:40,915 --> 00:03:42,002 Mm. 108 00:03:42,003 --> 00:03:43,830 This quarter really just flew by. 109 00:03:43,831 --> 00:03:45,266 February is a shorter month, so a little short-changed 110 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,876 on that one. 111 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:49,183 Well, I'm hoping to find a new featured today. 112 00:03:49,184 --> 00:03:50,793 Oh, God. 113 00:03:50,794 --> 00:03:53,100 Val, do you have, like, a piece of salami or something? 114 00:03:53,101 --> 00:03:55,189 That was oppressively minty. 115 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:56,277 - No. - OK. 116 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,496 All right. - No. 117 00:03:57,497 --> 00:03:58,801 - All right. - Hey, everybody. 118 00:03:58,802 --> 00:03:59,889 Real quick, guys. 119 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:01,717 If you can just gather around, OK? 120 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:03,458 I have a couple of assignment changes for today. 121 00:04:03,459 --> 00:04:04,894 I'm in charge now. 122 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:07,680 And who says I have to just accept the status quo? 123 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,247 I mean, like, maybe I can bring about 124 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:10,335 real change 125 00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:12,685 with intersectionality 126 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:16,604 and inclusivity and-- and-- 127 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,040 Renee and Sharice, I'm gonna have you two 128 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,781 over in Zone B. Parker-- 129 00:04:21,782 --> 00:04:23,957 Sorry, why are we doing this? 130 00:04:23,958 --> 00:04:26,568 Oh, just, you know, mixing things up. 131 00:04:26,569 --> 00:04:28,744 And it's really busy over in Zone B today, 132 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:30,790 so, you know, let's get some of our best over there. 133 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:33,009 OK. 134 00:04:33,010 --> 00:04:35,534 Uh, Candace and Julian, you guys are gonna 135 00:04:35,535 --> 00:04:37,144 start in Zone A, all right? 136 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:38,928 And-- 137 00:04:38,929 --> 00:04:39,929 Knocky, knocky. 138 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,279 Oh. 139 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,976 Joyce, hate to interrupt, but, uh-- 140 00:04:42,977 --> 00:04:44,064 whoa. 141 00:04:44,065 --> 00:04:45,544 What do we have here? 142 00:04:45,545 --> 00:04:47,198 Oh, just a bunch of people I'd like to murder. 143 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,288 That was a dumb joke. 144 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,506 I don't know why I said that. 145 00:04:51,507 --> 00:04:53,508 Uh, actually, these are candidates to be 146 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:55,205 our new featured employee. 147 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:56,598 Oh, wow. 148 00:04:56,599 --> 00:04:58,339 Yeah, look at that. 149 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,384 My usurpers. 150 00:04:59,385 --> 00:05:02,300 Nah, I'm kidding. 151 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,692 Four more years. 152 00:05:03,693 --> 00:05:05,868 Kidding. It's time. It's time. 153 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:07,696 Well, I am leaning towards Holly. 154 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:08,915 Mm. 155 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:10,264 She's very caring. She's a hard worker. 156 00:05:10,265 --> 00:05:11,352 Got gorgeous skin. 157 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,267 Oh, yeah, I love Holly. 158 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:14,268 She's great. 159 00:05:14,269 --> 00:05:15,443 Really good girl. 160 00:05:15,444 --> 00:05:16,966 The skin, yeah. 161 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:20,100 But what is it about Holly that just doesn't pop? 162 00:05:20,101 --> 00:05:21,841 You know? 163 00:05:21,842 --> 00:05:23,538 I--I don't know. 164 00:05:23,539 --> 00:05:26,454 I mean, if we have to ask, maybe that's your answer? 165 00:05:26,455 --> 00:05:27,629 Oh, you're right. 166 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:29,327 Maybe I can do better than Holly. 167 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:30,893 - Maybe. - Huh. 168 00:05:30,894 --> 00:05:32,504 And did you see it's written on the back 169 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:34,549 of a Señor Salsa receipt? 170 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:38,118 Yeah, they ordered 18 tacos with extra inferno sauce. 171 00:05:38,119 --> 00:05:39,990 This might as well have been a suicide note. 172 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:44,342 Janine ran out of cold brew again? 173 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,474 What is up with her? 174 00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:48,215 Her husband died. 175 00:05:48,216 --> 00:05:49,608 You signed the condolence card. 176 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:51,305 Right, yeah, but I mean-- 177 00:05:51,306 --> 00:05:52,350 Oh, Dr. Cassidy. 178 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:53,481 We need a psych opinion. 179 00:05:53,482 --> 00:05:55,265 Oh, sure. 180 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:56,963 Can you tell if the person who wrote this is a psychopath? 181 00:05:56,964 --> 00:05:58,443 All right. 182 00:05:58,444 --> 00:06:00,401 Um, well, pressure on the pen, so there's 183 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,925 some aggression there. - You think? 184 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:05,406 Some grease stains on the receipt. 185 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,929 Little care for personal hygiene. 186 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,062 Oh, so we're looking for a crazy slob, 187 00:06:09,063 --> 00:06:10,542 someone really gross. 188 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:13,240 They were taquitos, which are much smaller 189 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:16,199 than regular tacos, all right? 190 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,550 Yes, I wrote the note, 191 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:20,203 not because I'm a psycho, 192 00:06:20,204 --> 00:06:23,076 but because I was frustrated because someone blocked me 193 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:25,208 from entering my vehicle. 194 00:06:25,209 --> 00:06:26,384 What? 195 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,037 Why didn't you say something? 196 00:06:28,038 --> 00:06:29,474 OK, no biggie. 197 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:31,434 Well, fine. Let's move on, then. 198 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,870 Who goes to Señor Salsa at 9:00 a.m.? 199 00:06:34,871 --> 00:06:38,483 They were breakfast taquitos, man. 200 00:06:38,484 --> 00:06:40,441 Oh, uh, hey, just to double check, 201 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,835 you wanted Raj working alone in Zone B 202 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,314 and everyone else in Zone A? 203 00:06:44,315 --> 00:06:46,447 What? 204 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,319 Rene, sorry, just to clarify, I meant that you and Sharice 205 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,278 are in Zone B all day today. 206 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:52,584 Yeah, we know. 207 00:06:52,585 --> 00:06:54,542 OK, so you're just gonna finish up here, 208 00:06:54,543 --> 00:06:56,022 and then you're gonna head over? 209 00:06:56,023 --> 00:06:57,153 Honestly, we are pretty busy over here, 210 00:06:57,154 --> 00:06:59,286 so I think we'll just stay in Zone A. 211 00:06:59,287 --> 00:07:01,331 What do you think, Sharice? 212 00:07:01,332 --> 00:07:02,594 I agree. 213 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:03,901 She agrees. 214 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,902 OK, well, then, yeah, we'll just--we'll just-- 215 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:09,603 we'll just keep the original assignments. 216 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,736 Uh, and you stay here and irrigate that hand wound. 217 00:07:14,737 --> 00:07:16,477 - Yeah, that's what I'm doing. - Great. 218 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,174 Keep doing that, then. - I am. 219 00:07:18,175 --> 00:07:19,132 Sounds good. 220 00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:20,135 Mm-hmm. 221 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:23,789 Rene? 222 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:24,877 Yeah. 223 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,269 No, we're not friends, but I'd say 224 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:29,229 we have a respectful working relationship. 225 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,926 I mean, I'm not sure if he respects me, 226 00:07:30,927 --> 00:07:33,625 and we don't really have a relationship, 227 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:34,758 but we definitely work together. 228 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,718 OK, Dakota, Brandon, can you guys go over to Zone B for me? 229 00:07:39,719 --> 00:07:41,633 Do we have to? 230 00:07:41,634 --> 00:07:43,156 Well, yeah. 231 00:07:43,157 --> 00:07:44,418 I mean, I'm in charge, so yes. 232 00:07:44,419 --> 00:07:46,420 Why did Rene and Sharice get to say no? 233 00:07:46,421 --> 00:07:47,682 Do you like them better than us? 234 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:49,249 Guys, come on. 235 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,077 It has nothing to do with that. - Exactly. 236 00:07:51,078 --> 00:07:52,078 It's because they're Filipino. 237 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:54,123 Nope, that is not what it is. 238 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:55,777 Oh, uh, sorry. 239 00:07:55,778 --> 00:07:57,649 It may be clearer if I say it's because you are not Filipino. 240 00:07:57,650 --> 00:07:59,128 Matt, stop. 241 00:07:59,129 --> 00:08:00,521 The guy that I've been on a couple dates with, 242 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,566 his stepmom is Filipino. 243 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:02,784 Does that count? 244 00:08:02,785 --> 00:08:04,003 Brandon, what are you doing right now? 245 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:05,700 I don't know. 246 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:07,180 But I know that I don't want to go to Zone B 247 00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:08,834 because it smells like beef. 248 00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:09,965 OK, this is not a discussion. 249 00:08:09,966 --> 00:08:11,010 Please go to your zones. 250 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:12,882 Ugh. 251 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,711 OK, how about Dr. Rodriguez? 252 00:08:16,712 --> 00:08:19,105 Uh, she's a good doctor, but she takes her shoes off 253 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,410 in the staff room. 254 00:08:20,411 --> 00:08:21,586 OK. 255 00:08:21,587 --> 00:08:22,935 Uh, Daniel from labs. 256 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,458 No, no. 257 00:08:24,459 --> 00:08:25,807 He got really weird at the hospital softball game. 258 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:28,549 Told me to stop screaming, whatever that means. 259 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,637 Let's see. 260 00:08:29,638 --> 00:08:30,986 Talks about her IBS all the time. 261 00:08:30,987 --> 00:08:32,901 No, looks way too much like Mr. Bean. 262 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:34,337 It's distracting. 263 00:08:34,338 --> 00:08:36,644 OK, Bruce, you've poked holes in just about 264 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:37,863 everyone in this hospital. 265 00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:39,168 OK, well, not to point fingers, Joyce, 266 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:41,606 but I'm not the one who hired these people. 267 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:42,824 Uh, mm, she knows why. 268 00:08:42,825 --> 00:08:43,912 OK, you know what? 269 00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:45,218 I think I've got it. 270 00:08:45,219 --> 00:08:46,741 I'll take it from here. - Oh, wow. 271 00:08:46,742 --> 00:08:47,786 Thank you. 272 00:08:47,787 --> 00:08:49,396 OK. 273 00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:51,311 People lash out when they have unaddressed trauma. 274 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:53,008 This note is absolutely-- 275 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,880 All right, enough already. 276 00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:56,577 You parked so close to me 277 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,710 that I had to climb through the passenger side, 278 00:08:58,711 --> 00:09:02,191 over the center console, past all of my beverages, 279 00:09:02,192 --> 00:09:04,280 like I was a teenager doing a crab walk. 280 00:09:04,281 --> 00:09:05,978 All your beverages? 281 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,370 Sad. 282 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:09,590 You should never talk to a woman like that. 283 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,287 Well, I didn't know I was talking to a woman. 284 00:09:11,288 --> 00:09:13,202 I was talking to a Honda. 285 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:14,813 Guys, truly, it's not that big of a deal. 286 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:15,857 Just let it go. 287 00:09:15,858 --> 00:09:17,642 Thank you. 288 00:09:17,643 --> 00:09:19,731 Before I knew it was Ron who wrote the note, 289 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:21,863 my first thought was, incel. 290 00:09:21,864 --> 00:09:25,258 But now that I know, I'm like, of course it's Ron. 291 00:09:25,259 --> 00:09:28,087 He's like our cranky uncle who probably had diarrhea 292 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:30,176 from going nuts at Señor Salsa. 293 00:09:30,177 --> 00:09:32,439 I can't stay mad at him for that. 294 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,224 18 taquitos would mess your butt up. 295 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:38,227 Ron had a tiny psycho moment, and it's over, OK? 296 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:39,707 We've all been there. 297 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,361 It wasn't a psycho moment 298 00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:43,668 because I was not the aggressor. 299 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:49,151 That note was a response to an aggressive move by you. 300 00:09:49,152 --> 00:09:51,589 I don't think anything justifies that response. 301 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,895 Yeah, OK. 302 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,636 - Ow! - Oh, wow, Keith. 303 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:59,031 What a psychotic response to my clearly aggressive move. 304 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,641 Right, guys? 305 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,947 Oh, sorry. 306 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,644 No, no, Keith, I was trying to prove a point. 307 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,691 You can't just put your hands on somebody else's body, Ron. 308 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:09,519 No, guys, I think he was right. 309 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,087 I messed up. - I--no, Keith. 310 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,046 Um, excuse me. 311 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:17,658 Matt, are you wearing earbuds on the floor? 312 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,225 Uh-oh. Busted. 313 00:10:19,226 --> 00:10:22,141 Breaking the rules and regs. 314 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:23,577 This might seem a little silly, 315 00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:26,885 but we planned a scenario where I reprimand Matt. 316 00:10:26,886 --> 00:10:28,408 Imagine. 317 00:10:28,409 --> 00:10:29,801 Yeah, we thought it might help as, like, 318 00:10:29,802 --> 00:10:31,585 a little authority reminder. 319 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,413 Yeah, and I did some acting in my all boys' youth group, 320 00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:35,197 so this will be easy. 321 00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:37,767 I played the back half of the T-rex that Mary Magdalene rode. 322 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,682 You know this isn't allowed, Matt. 323 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,075 Now, what are we gonna do about this? 324 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,337 Please. 325 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:46,078 I don't want this to be like last time. 326 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,688 Why? What happened last time? 327 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,256 I can't say 328 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:52,737 because of what happened last time 329 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,434 I talked about what happened last time. 330 00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:57,480 Which--which was a firm and fair and normal punishment. 331 00:10:57,481 --> 00:10:59,526 Yeah, uh, nothing physical, 332 00:10:59,527 --> 00:11:01,267 just emotional and mental. 333 00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:02,442 Oh, my God, Matt. 334 00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:03,922 OK, that's not actually-- listen-- 335 00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:05,924 He's never gonna learn if you just humiliate him 336 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:07,055 in front of everyone. 337 00:11:07,056 --> 00:11:08,709 - I agree. - Thank you, Sharice. 338 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,189 Maybe you could actually try teaching him 339 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,886 instead of just yelling at him? 340 00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:12,887 I-- 341 00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:13,932 Oh, wow. 342 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,281 Thank you. 343 00:11:15,282 --> 00:11:18,023 Hey, before you pinch anyone else, 344 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:20,895 I just want you to know I did not mean for this 345 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:22,114 to blow up the way it did. 346 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,898 I appreciate that. 347 00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:27,293 And, um, if I had a little more time, and if I knew it was you, 348 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:30,209 I probably would have, uh, rephrased that note. 349 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,080 I'll be the bigger person here and say, 350 00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:34,039 it's all in the past, all is forgiven, 351 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,649 and we can just laugh it off. 352 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,782 How are you the bigger person exactly? 353 00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,131 What do you mean? 354 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,482 Well, I was the victim, so only I have the power 355 00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,136 to be the bigger person. 356 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,269 Well, I was the victim of your note. 357 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,618 You were the recipient of my note. 358 00:11:48,619 --> 00:11:51,796 Ron, if anyone else left me a note like that, 359 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:54,755 I would make it my life's mission to take them down. 360 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,802 But I'm letting it go because it's you and I like you. 361 00:11:57,803 --> 00:12:01,414 I'm willing to let it go because I like you. 362 00:12:01,415 --> 00:12:03,853 I like you. 363 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,375 I don't know what Rene's problem is. 364 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:07,899 You know, I know we're not friends, 365 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,988 but I thought we at least had mutual respect. 366 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,425 And you did, when you stayed in your own lane. 367 00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:14,514 Then you messed with the order of things. 368 00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:16,516 I mean, I am in charge, so technically, 369 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:18,039 I'm allowed in all of the lanes. 370 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,346 I mean, really, I'm making the lanes, you know? 371 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:21,915 They're all my lanes. 372 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,917 Did you just move away from me? 373 00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:28,702 Know that I am on your side in spirit, 374 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:32,837 but for my reputation, I need to keep my distance 375 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,447 and talk about you behind your back. 376 00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:36,405 What the hell, Val? 377 00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:37,798 It's OK. I won't really mean it. 378 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,584 Won't mean what? 379 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,328 What--what--what is that? 380 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:47,590 What--what were you doing? 381 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:49,723 Know that I'm on your side in spirit, 382 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,771 but I can't be seen with you either. 383 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,599 Conflicts escalate when two people can't understand 384 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,210 each other's points of view. 385 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,039 But experience breeds empathy. 386 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,693 So I'm gonna show Serena what it's like 387 00:13:03,694 --> 00:13:06,392 when someone else parks the same way she did. 388 00:13:06,393 --> 00:13:09,874 Then she'll know who the real psycho is. 389 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,050 A little closer. 390 00:13:12,051 --> 00:13:15,140 A little close--oh! 391 00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:17,143 Damn. 392 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,062 ... [bleep]. 393 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:30,242 Oh, Lord. 394 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,680 Oh, my goodness. 395 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,814 I was sure I could find an outstanding employee, but-- 396 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:41,383 I don't know--the way Bruce shined a light on things-- 397 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:45,735 what's the opposite of rose-colored glasses? 398 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:47,259 Turd goggles? 399 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:51,176 'Cause I'm seeing the staff through turd goggles. 400 00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:52,873 This chicken's very spicy. 401 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,744 What do you call it? 402 00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:56,442 Costco rotisserie chicken. 403 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,009 Well, hey, look. 404 00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,227 We're all here. 405 00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,576 Well, yeah, it's the break room, 406 00:14:00,577 --> 00:14:02,100 and we're all on break. 407 00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:03,666 That is perfect, Rene, 408 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:04,842 because I'm just going around 409 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,539 doing a little rules refresher, 410 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,019 a little crash course. 411 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,411 This can't be an email? 412 00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:10,586 No, it's a meeting. 413 00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:11,892 So, uh, you know what? 414 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:15,113 That leads me to my first point, which is respect. 415 00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:17,767 All right, so number one, respect. 416 00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:20,814 R-E-S-P-E-C-T. 417 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:21,946 You guys know that one. 418 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:25,210 OK, number two is shift assignments 419 00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:26,951 must be followed at all times. 420 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,256 That's very long. 421 00:14:28,257 --> 00:14:29,605 So let's just remember it like this. 422 00:14:29,606 --> 00:14:30,606 This will be fun. 423 00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:34,654 S-A-M-B-- 424 00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,221 S-A-M-B...F-- 425 00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:37,744 Let's just remember, shift assignments 426 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:39,441 must be followed at all times. 427 00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:40,616 Yeah? 428 00:14:40,617 --> 00:14:41,922 Number three-- 429 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,489 I just don't want Joyce to make a decision 430 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,707 she's gonna regret. 431 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,318 She'll blow the legacy. 432 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,887 I miss when those TVs played "Big Bang Theory." 433 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,541 I don't think it should just be one employee being honored. 434 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,369 OK, here we go. 435 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,459 Here comes Keith "Everyone gets a trophy," 436 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,157 um, Guy. 437 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:01,942 Hey, call me cheesy, but at the end of the day, 438 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,118 what makes us strong is each other. 439 00:15:04,119 --> 00:15:06,860 You know, we all share in our wins and losses together. 440 00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,516 We're all St. Denis. 441 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,300 Keith, if you want the documentary to use you, 442 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:14,172 you have to say things that are interesting. 443 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,260 OK, bud? 444 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:16,916 - Yeah. - All right. 445 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,396 Come on. 446 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,181 OK, this looks bad, 447 00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:24,617 but there is a whole backstory 448 00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:26,619 that you're not getting from this footage. 449 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,926 Well, I don't know what I could possibly be missing. 450 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,711 Look, if you start watching "Jaws" at the one-hour mark, 451 00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:34,975 then all you see is three guys picking on a shark. 452 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,064 What did that shark ever do to anyone? 453 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:39,023 In fact, a lot. 454 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,155 OK, this is not the kind of behavior 455 00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:42,896 I expect from one of my all-stars. 456 00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,854 You were on a very short list 457 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,508 to become my next featured employee. 458 00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:48,380 OK, I don't know what that is. 459 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,338 Sereen-bean, it's up to you whether or not you 460 00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:51,949 want to file a report on Ron. 461 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,689 You know what? 462 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,169 It's all good. 463 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,434 We all have our psycho moments. 464 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,176 Rule number five is have fun. 465 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,178 Yeah, I think we can all handle that one. 466 00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:05,006 OK? 467 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,449 Guys, do we need to revisit rule number one, respect? 468 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,019 ...Looney Tunes. 469 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,979 Matt, did you understand that? 470 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,328 No. 471 00:16:23,329 --> 00:16:26,374 New rule, number six is no mocking people 472 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,985 in other languages. So number six-- 473 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,638 Wait, I'm sorry. 474 00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,814 Are you saying we can't speak Tagalog? 475 00:16:31,815 --> 00:16:33,338 No, I'm not saying that. 476 00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:35,688 I'm saying that when you're making fun of someone-- 477 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:37,516 or when you're talking about somebody, 478 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,387 like I know you guys are talking about me, then, 479 00:16:39,388 --> 00:16:41,041 you know--then English only. 480 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,564 Sorry. No. 481 00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:44,566 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean English only. 482 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,048 I just-- - Alex! 483 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,574 Alex, we would like our Filipino brothers and sisters 484 00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:54,098 to feel safe here 485 00:16:54,099 --> 00:16:56,709 and to be able to speak Tagalog, 486 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:59,538 which is a gorgeous and snappy language. 487 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:00,974 Salamat. 488 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,498 Salamat you, too. 489 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,587 OK, I wasn't trying to offend anybody. 490 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,024 Yeah, but you did. 491 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,634 You split us up just to mess with us. 492 00:17:08,635 --> 00:17:10,288 No, I didn't. I just-- 493 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:12,812 it was pointed out that certain groups are grouped together, 494 00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:15,467 and so in an effort to cultivate more inclusivity, 495 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,469 I--I just mixed things up a bit. 496 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,992 Mm, and did you ask this group 497 00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:21,429 if we wanted to be mixed up? 498 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:22,735 No. 499 00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:23,692 Because if you did, we would have told you 500 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:24,693 we were just fine. 501 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,434 I know. I just-- 502 00:17:26,435 --> 00:17:29,394 OK, so Matt was asking about the Filipino mafia-- 503 00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:30,395 Oh! 504 00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:33,093 Alex, you cannot say those words. 505 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,399 My God. 506 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,009 No, that's the nickname they gave themselves. 507 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,097 Uh, what? 508 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,099 Since when? 509 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,362 Rene, on behalf of St. Denis, 510 00:17:41,363 --> 00:17:44,583 I truly apologize for Alex's behavior. 511 00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,628 Alex, I am definitely gonna need you 512 00:17:46,629 --> 00:17:49,066 to attend unconscious bias training. 513 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,197 Yep, OK. 514 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,633 And unfortunately, you are now 515 00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,595 out of the running to become our featured employee. 516 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,729 OK, that's fine, too. 517 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,862 Hey, so I'm taking my break now since your tirade 518 00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:04,429 took over my entire lunch. 519 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,257 Is that OK with you? 520 00:18:06,258 --> 00:18:07,562 You know, for what it's worth, I was just trying to-- 521 00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:08,520 Go on a power trip? 522 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,217 No. 523 00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:12,263 But I did overstep, and I--and I should 524 00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:13,307 have just talked to you first. 525 00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:15,048 That's right. You should have. 526 00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:17,268 Well, that is what I will be doing because, trust me, 527 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:19,618 none of this is worth the extra $3 an hour. 528 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:21,446 Wait, wait, I'm sorry. 529 00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:23,883 That's how much you're getting for being head nurse? 530 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:24,797 Mm-hmm. 531 00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:26,015 That is not a lot. 532 00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:27,147 Yes, I know. 533 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,889 So, what, your husband's rich? 534 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:30,716 No. 535 00:18:30,717 --> 00:18:31,804 He sells grass seed. 536 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:33,632 Grass? Who's buying grass? 537 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,329 Like schools, I think. 538 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:37,071 Sharice. 539 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,210 ...grass seed farmer. 540 00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,515 I'm just telling them what your husband does. 541 00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:48,734 Yeah, no, I got that part. 542 00:18:48,735 --> 00:18:49,648 There's just no word for it in Tagalog 543 00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:51,171 because why would there be? 544 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,260 Right. 545 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,003 ...workaholic. - Mm. 546 00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,265 - ...financially struggling. - Oh. 547 00:18:58,266 --> 00:18:59,658 It just seems like you're saying really 548 00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:00,833 specific words in English. 549 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,182 Tut-tut-tut, shh, shh, shh. 550 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,793 Uh, but yes, it is-- it is really tough, 551 00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:05,751 especially in the winters. 552 00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,100 Oh, my God. 553 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:08,188 I mean, nobody's buying grass then. 554 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,189 I know. 555 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,451 You know what? 556 00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:11,626 Sharice and I will go to Zone B. 557 00:19:11,627 --> 00:19:13,150 Oh. 558 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,281 You have enough problems to deal with, OK? 559 00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:15,327 OK. 560 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,243 Mm-hmm. 561 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:20,898 You said it. 562 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,251 Haven't landed on anyone yet, huh? 563 00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:29,470 You know, I always knew Ron ran hot, 564 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,820 but Alex being a racist? 565 00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:33,213 That one hurts. 566 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,562 Look, I wouldn't beat yourself up 567 00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:36,521 about finding the one right person, you know? 568 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,653 Well, you're the one that put so much pressure on it. 569 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:40,655 I know. I know. 570 00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:44,659 I've just been thinking, and call it cheesy, 571 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:45,965 but at the end of the day, I think what 572 00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:48,272 makes us strong is each other. 573 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:51,884 We all share in our wins and our losses together. 574 00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:55,194 I guess you could say we're all St. Denis. 575 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,240 Q2, baby! 576 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,766 Ooh. 577 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:06,899 And I learned that on the surface, 578 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,422 it seems like a race thing, 579 00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:10,076 but it's more about their shared cultural experiences-- 580 00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:11,425 Matt, maybe no more talking. 581 00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:14,036 Oh, uh, for sure. 582 00:20:14,037 --> 00:20:15,864 Hey. So, 583 00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:18,171 sorry I was such a huge bitch earlier. 584 00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:21,261 Here's a little peace offering from me and the girls. 585 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,393 Oh, thanks. 586 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,699 Wow, that's-- 587 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,311 Oh. 588 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:28,616 Canned goods. 589 00:20:28,617 --> 00:20:31,140 Save it for the grassless winter. 590 00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:32,231 OK. 591 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,450 Man, that guy is so nice-- 592 00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:38,757 or... 593 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,411 Rene taught me that. 594 00:20:40,412 --> 00:20:43,196 Also a bunch of swear words, but don't worry-- 595 00:20:43,197 --> 00:20:44,676 deleted. 596 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,852 You know, I'm still getting used to being a boss, 597 00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:48,897 but I am learning a few things, 598 00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:50,334 like, you know, 599 00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:52,031 maybe I should be less concerned 600 00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,207 with how I'm perceived and more concerned 601 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,948 with being a good communicator. 602 00:20:55,949 --> 00:20:59,952 And don't fix what's not broken. 603 00:20:59,953 --> 00:21:01,083 Good night, Alex. 604 00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:02,172 Oh, good night, guys. 605 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,783 And don't listen to Matt. 606 00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:07,048 That's really the main thing, I think, is don't listen to Matt. 607 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,442 What the hell? 608 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,487 Oh, no. 609 00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,968 Now you have three more insane notes to write. 610 00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:17,014 Bye! 611 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,628 You guys got a pen?