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- Well, your son's
surgery went great.
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They're just
stitching him up now,
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and then you can go in
and see him.
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- Thank you so much.
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- Would it be weird
to give you a hug?
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- I think it'd be weird
if you didn't.
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[laughter]
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I've become kind of
the go-to guy
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for communicating
good news with families.
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Huge responsibility.
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I'm basically the voice
of the hospital.
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Honestly, pretty flattered
they trusted me with it.
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- Yeah, we have Matt
update the families
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because it's basically
impossible to screw up.
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- So for the first few weeks
after a hernia surgery,
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he's not going to want to lift
anything over 20 pounds.
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- Hernia surgery?
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He's here to have
his toe reattached.
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- His toe?
- His pinky toe, yeah.
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- What hernia?
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- Unless you gave the news
to the wrong family.
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- Uh, well, um, when they
were working on the toe,
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which is obviously
the primary reason he's here,
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they discovered the hernia.
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- How did they find a hernia
by looking at his toe?
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- Well, it's all connected.
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Uh, the toe bone's
connected to the...
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you know the song.
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At any rate,
the hernia has been repaired.
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That's gratis, by the way,
and now onto the toe, so...
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- Excuse me.
- Ah!
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- My son's also here
for a hernia surgery.
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- Do you how that's going?
- Can't help you.
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- Sorry.
- What...
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- If you have any questions,
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Dr. Taylor will be performing
your appendectomy.
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Otherwise, we can
head on over to the OR.
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- [speaking Spanish]
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- I'm sorry,
but she says you can't start
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until her cross is here.
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My cousin's
bringing it over now.
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- Well, we have plenty of
crosses here we could lend her.
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- She really shouldn't wait.
- [speaking Spanish]
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- No.
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[speaking Spanish]
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- She only wants her cross.
- She feels it will protect her.
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- Mrs. Gutierrez,
Dr. Taylor really is
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one of the best surgeons around.
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- Yes. Ignore the outfit.
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I was in a cardio tennis class
when they paged me, so...
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- You are in very capable hands.
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- [speaking Spanish]
- Hm.
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[speaking Spanish]
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- More capable
than Jesus Christ?
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I'm sorry.
That's how she said it.
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- Well, maybe,
um, different, uh,
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- specialties, ma'am.
- I will wait.
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- Well, page me when it comes.
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I am going to try
to get my steps in.
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- You don't waste a minute, huh?
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- What's that? I'm on a... yeah.
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Hey.
Oh, no, that was just some guy.
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- [sighs]
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The woman has a ticking
time bomb in her body,
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an experienced surgeon
ready to remove it,
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and all she's worried about
is if
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her lucky charm is in the room.
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- It's her religion.
- Religion is not the point.
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We offered her a cross,
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but it was the magic
of her specific cross
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that she wanted.
It's just kind of crazy.
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- Yeah, and she had
a super annoying son.
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- No, that's not...
- They were annoying.
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What?
I'm agreeing with you, Ron.
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- Well, this isn't
a personal thing.
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I just think it's
a little nuts that people
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are still putting their
superstition over science.
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- Yeah, but there's truth
to superstitions, though.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Like how saying
it's a quiet shift
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- makes it get busy.
- Oh, my God.
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- It doesn't.
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- Or how full moons
bring out the crazies.
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- They don't.
- Oh, come on.
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Everybody has something
that they believe in
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that's not 100% proven.
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Like, I'm into astrology.
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Does the science hold up?
No, but it's fun.
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- Wait, wait, hold on.
- Alex, you believe in astrology?
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- No.
- I don't know.
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I just think it's fun
to read my horoscope
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and see
how people's signs match up
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- with their personalities.
- Wow.
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- This'll be good.
- I'm a Capricorn.
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So why don't you tell me
about myself, Nostradamus?
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- Capricorns are supposed to be
intelligent, ambitious leaders.
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- Oh, sure. OK.
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That's a little interesting.
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- [speaking Spanish]
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- Oh.
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Our philosophy here at St. Denis
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is that you can't heal the body
without also healing the soul,
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and that is where
Chaplain Steve comes in.
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- Good morning.
- Chaplain Steve is so amazing.
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He speaks multiple languages.
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How many languages do you speak?
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- Two.
- Two.
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So bilingual. Wow.
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Well, he provides so much
comfort to those in need...
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the elderly, the infirm.
But don't worry.
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I don't let him around the kids.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- I'm just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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And that's priests,
not chaplains.
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[chuckles]
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Not all priests,
but, of course, some.
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So what are you talking
to Mrs. Gutierrez about?
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- Doña Maria and I
were just discussing
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- the importance of faith.
- Faith, yes.
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Oh, I'm obsessed with faith.
Go on.
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- Well, I... I was telling her
the story about.
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Naaman the Aramean,
whose leprosy was cured
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when the prophet Gehazi
had him bathe
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- in the Jordan River.
- Mm.
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Mm, mm, mm. I love it.
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- Sorry, did you say
the prophet Gehazi?
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- Gehazi, yes.
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- Oh.
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Cool.
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First of all,
that's a parable about grace,
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not faith.
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Also, the prophet
in that story is Elisha.
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Gehazi is his servant,
who he cursed with leprosy.
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I mean, I learned this stuff
when I was seven
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in a coloring book.
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- Mr. Plemmons in 3
is recovering.
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- Should be able to go home soon.
- Well, that's great news.
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- Knock on wood.
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- Well, if we're still on this,
that is Formica,
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and I'm sure that is a pet peeve
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for your wood demons.
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- Oh, it's the thought
that counts.
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- And the amoxicillin.
- Yes, that's true, actually.
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They both count, OK?
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- Only, magical thinking, that
doesn't really do anything.
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- [sighs] You're wrong, dude.
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There's weird stuff
you can't explain.
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Like, every time I wear
my lucky pink socks,
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nobody codes.
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- So why don't you
wear them every day?
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- Because that'd be gross.
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And my laundry
is in the basement.
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- Well, I mean, I wish
all that magic did work.
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It'd make my job
a whole lot easier.
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Zap! No more cirrhosis.
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Zap! No more cancer.
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- Wait, I have cancer?
- Uh, no, no.
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We're just kidding, man.
You good.
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- In Serena's defense, though,
there is some evidence
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behind magical thinking.
You know,
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like, carrying a rabbit's foot
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might not cure hypertension,
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but if rubbing one
calms you down,
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then it could lower
your blood pressure.
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- That's my girl.
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- That's just
the placebo effect.
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That doesn't mean
mystical spirits
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are working behind the scenes.
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- I'm just saying,
don't mess with stuff
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- you don't understand.
- Or what?
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- Maybe we don't find out
or what,
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- and we all just do our jobs.
- [chuckles]
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Attention, people.
Quick announcement.
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I'm calling on all spirits,
good and evil,
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to use your magic
and your powers
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to hex this place.
So I guess we'll see.
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- No, I get that it's alarming
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that your finger smells
like that,
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but you still have
to wait your turn.
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- Hi, um, I brought
my Aunt Maria's cross,
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Maria Gutierrez.
She's getting her appendix out.
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- You can just give it to me.
- Oh, it's just outside.
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- Mother [bleep].
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- Going to need to leave
this gauze on for a bit.
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Take it easy.
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Maybe save that mud wrestling
for another night, OK?
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- Well, I hope you're happy.
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- Oh, I haven't
been happy in years.
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I'm satisfied.
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I just drained
the most beautiful abscess.
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I mean, this thing was, mwah.
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- I meant 'cause
your hex already started.
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That guy who came in
for heatstroke,
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they found melanoma on his ear,
so nice work.
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- Someone comes to a hospital
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and is diagnosed with a disease?
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This is unheard of.
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- OK, well, how do you explain
Nurse Angie getting pink eye
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from the patient in 2?
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We had to send her home
for the day.
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- Angie got pink eye
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because she doesn't wash
her damn hands.
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- [exhales deeply]
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- Transport to
vascular imaging please.
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- Uh, and this is
one of our walls
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that you may recognize
from the hallways.
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Oh, Chaplain Steve. How goes it?
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You doing that
God's work or what?
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- Sure.
- Nice.
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You know, I actually grew up
pretty relig myself.
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What denomination you repping?
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- I don't disclose that.
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It muddies my work
as an interfaith chaplain.
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- OK, Catholic. Just kidding.
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Anyway,
I'm pretty new around here,
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as you can probably tell,
and I'm just learning so much.
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I guess I kind of feel like
the Apostle Paul
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whenever he attended
the Sermon on the Mount.
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- You ever have days like that?
- Sure, sure.
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Those Paul mountain moments?
All the time.
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- Hmm.
- But if you'll excuse me, I...
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- I really should be going.
- Yeah.
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Yes, you should. [Chuckles]
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- I'm sorry, so you think
our chaplain is a liar?
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- Not a liar, a fraud, Joyce.
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- And this is because of a
disagreement about scripture?
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- He thinks Paul attended
the Sermon on the Mount.
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Oh, OK, I guess while Paul
was out spreading
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the good word in Asia,
he also had a moment
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to build a time machine.
[chuckles]
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I know I have a lot to learn
on the nursing side.
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I admit that.
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But the Bible? [Chuckles]
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Let's just say when you're
only allowed to read one book,
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you get to know
that book pretty well.
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- Well, you know,
he probably just misspoke.
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I say things all the time.
I can't defend half of it.
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- What do we know
about this guy, really?
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- He's a chaplain.
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His name is Steve.
He's Chaplain Steve.
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- Yeah, says who, OK?
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Where did he go
to divinity school?
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You know, who ordained him?
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I mean, did you even bother to
do a background check, Joyce?
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Did you do your job, Joyce?
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- Excuse me?
249
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:10,679
- Sorry, um, I had
a black tea this morning,
250
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,334
and that will
never happen again.
251
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:14,814
I'll stick to water.
252
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,293
- You know, there's a lot to it.
253
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,599
- Hmm?
254
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,687
- There's a lot to this
astrology stuff.
255
00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,384
- Oh, yeah. It's fun, right?
256
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,690
- It's fascinating.
257
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,344
I mean, it sucks that
it's been appropriated
258
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,737
by all these
woo-woo white ladies
259
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,086
because when you
really think about it,
260
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,174
the science backs it up.
261
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,175
- It's not about
the science for me.
262
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,655
I just like it.
263
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,570
- Well, you might think,
are Capricorns actually tough?
264
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,094
But a baby born in winter
would have to be
265
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,357
more resilient from
an evolutionary standpoint.
266
00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,663
I mean, the weaker babies
simply wouldn't make it.
267
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,578
- OK, I... I got to take this.
268
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,493
- I'm actually thinking,
the moon moves the ocean,
269
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,843
so why wouldn't it
affect a fetus?
270
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:44,931
- Yeah.
271
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,454
- A fetus is smaller
than an ocean.
272
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,803
It's actually way smaller.
273
00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,196
- I've actually decided
this goes
274
00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,241
in the women's restroom now,
so...
275
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,939
- Oh, wow. Huh.
276
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,549
[boxes clattering]
277
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,290
Oh! Oh!
Hey, Val, do you need a hand?
278
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,683
- Yes. Thank you so much.
279
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,858
- Of course. Happy to help.
280
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,642
Hey, anyone around
to give Val a hand?
281
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,862
She's really struggling here!
282
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,255
Hang in there.
283
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,083
- Mitch, call maintenance
for the guy in 1.
284
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,694
His TV's not working.
285
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:09,999
For some reason.
286
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,697
- Those flat screens
are from the Clinton era.
287
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,786
- And the printer in Zone B
just ran out of ink,
288
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,614
so we can't use it.
289
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,616
- The low toner light's
been blinking for days.
290
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,400
- My son just called.
291
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:22,403
He didn't make varsity.
Thanks, Ron.
292
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,013
- OK, enough.
293
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:27,582
These are just normal things
that happen all the time.
294
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,628
People get sick.
Electronics break.
295
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,542
And, Keith, no offense.
I met your son.
296
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,805
He's an inside kid.
297
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,720
So can we all
just take a breath?
298
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:37,157
- Dr. Taylor, what happened?
- Oh, I went for a quick hike.
299
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,551
- I got bit by a rattlesnake.
- Antivenom in 105!
300
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,510
- Surgeons getting bit
by snakes.
301
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,164
Is that something
that happens all the time?
302
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,209
I feel like I'd remember that.
303
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,909
- He says he graduated from
your divinity school in 2010.
304
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:54,000
Steve Lassen.
He's 5'10", brown eyes.
305
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,610
- With some golden flecks.
306
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,090
- Oh, I never noticed that.
- Mm-hmm.
307
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,439
They're nice.
308
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,962
- Yeah, no record
of that name here.
309
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,703
- Yes! We got him.
310
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,792
- Are you sure?
- Maybe you can check again.
311
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:07,666
- Uh, just checked again.
- Still nothing.
312
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,104
- OK, um, well,
thanks for your help,
313
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,933
and, uh, blessed be
the fruits of your day.
314
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,238
[phone beeps]
315
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,153
As if I don't have enough
to do today already.
316
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,112
Fire a chaplain,
hire a chaplain.
317
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,722
Paperwork, paperwork.
318
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,289
- Feels pretty good,
though, right?
319
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,638
Should we take this
across the board?
320
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,335
I could start looking into
some of the doctors.
321
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:28,469
- No! No, no, not needed.
322
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,777
Oh, because I have
already checked,
323
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,301
and they're fine.
324
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,433
- Win for Matt.
325
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,697
- So with Dr. Taylor out,
I'll be handling
326
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,220
the Gutierrez appendectomy.
327
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,265
- I could really use your help.
- Sure. What's up?
328
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,877
- So it looks like
Uranus is completing its cycle,
329
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,095
which, I don't have to tell you,
330
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,794
it could be alarming.
What do you think?
331
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:52,406
- You've eaten today, right?
- Hey. Hi. Hey.
332
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,364
I need you here, Alex. Come on.
333
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,105
This isn't [bleep] Pluto
we're dealing with.
334
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,760
This is serious.
335
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,853
- Oh, no.
- [bleep].
336
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,290
- Oh, you brought your crystals.
337
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,118
Do we really need these?
338
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,946
- We got to shake up
the energy in here.
339
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,469
There's snakes now.
340
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,471
- Well, I've always said
the fate of our patients
341
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,735
rests on whether or not
there's a tiny piece
342
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,693
of quartz on this counter.
343
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,913
You, you saved the hospital!
344
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,784
- First off,
that's peach moonstone.
345
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,004
And I'm not saying these can,
like, cure kidney disease,
346
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,875
but there is something real
about vibes.
347
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,225
- So are these vibes here
with us right now in the room?
348
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,706
- Yes, just because
you can't see something
349
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,273
doesn't mean it's not there.
350
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,972
I mean, we've only known about
germs for, like, 200 years.
351
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,495
- That's not a bad point.
- Thank you.
352
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,149
- Oh, not you too.
- I'm just saying.
353
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:43,587
- I refuse to live in a world
in which you are on their side.
354
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,937
- At the very least,
the hex has gotten into
355
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,548
people's heads.
It's been a very weird day.
356
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,202
And not to make this about me,
but I think Bruce
357
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,681
and I are best friends now,
358
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,987
and it's been
very destabilizing.
359
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,337
So can you just
please, please, please,
360
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,731
can you just indulge everyone
and say the hex is over?
361
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,646
- No, I'm not going to validate
some kind of nonsense
362
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,126
that leads to bad medicine.
363
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,302
If I give in on this,
then I'm part of the problem.
364
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,738
- OK.
365
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,436
- So the hex stays
because the hex isn't real.
366
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,569
In fact,
I'm doubling down on the hex.
367
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,440
- Double hex, people.
- Actually...
368
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,572
- And before you say one hex
369
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,444
can cancel out the other,
triple hex!
370
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,925
- Damn it.
371
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,841
- Ah!
- Where's the [bleep] antivenom?
372
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,277
- Almost ready, Steph.
373
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,105
- Technically, the word is
"antivenin," not "venom."
374
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,280
It's a common mistake.
375
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,978
- Thank God
you were here, Bruce.
376
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:29,155
- That was a close one.
- Jesus, what happened here?
377
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,678
- I got bit by a rattlesnake.
378
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,985
- So now we're down a nurse,
a chaplain, and a surgeon?
379
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,073
What is with today?
380
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,161
- Ron, you want
to take this one?
381
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,727
- Yeah, it's fine.
382
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,946
We're going to give her
the antivenom for the bite...
383
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,208
- Venin.
384
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,383
- And maybe toss in
some crystals
385
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,820
and change the vibe
of the poison.
386
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,560
- It actually doesn't look
too bad, honestly.
387
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,780
It's, you know,
swollen, pale, kind of blotchy.
388
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,043
- It's the other one.
- Oh, my God!
389
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,392
That's much worse.
390
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,351
- Yeah.
- Wow, that was one snake?
391
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,222
- Yeah.
- You're kidding.
392
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,876
- Oh, wow.
- [screams]
393
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,399
- I'm sorry.
- Bruce!
394
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,488
- I don't know why I did that.
- Can you...
395
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,883
[grunting]
396
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,105
[panting]
397
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,716
[elevator dings]
398
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,284
- There's really
not much else I can say
399
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,330
other than I'm so sorry.
400
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,202
- You almost got away with it,
401
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,204
but you want to know
where you slipped up?
402
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,467
- Not really.
- Can I still do my speech?
403
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,469
- Steve, I'm going to have
to let you go.
404
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,513
- You're firing me because
405
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,907
I didn't graduate
divinity school?
406
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,431
Joyce, I'm a good chaplain.
407
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,086
I don't need an official degree
to comfort the sick.
408
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,698
- Look, I want to do this
even less than you, believe me,
409
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,832
but St. Denis has
a zero tolerance policy
410
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,573
for lying about credentials.
411
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,271
- And we all know
where liars go.
412
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,230
Oh, or maybe you don't know.
413
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,928
- Who is this guy?
414
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,669
- Yeah, it's incredible.
415
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:52,194
Astrology really helps you
reframe toxic narratives.
416
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,850
For instance, this resident
Carrie and I had this thing,
417
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,417
and I always thought
she broke up with me
418
00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,159
because I cheated on her,
but, no,
419
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,030
it turns out
we were both cheating...
420
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,597
our fate. Yeah.
421
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,947
I'm an earth sign.
She's a fire sign.
422
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,601
Totally incompatible.
423
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,168
Whereas her sister and I,
well...
424
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,257
- You!
425
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,736
Grab the other end of this!
426
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,652
- Oh, I'm not really...
- Just do it!
427
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:19,352
- Uh, OK, fine. Yeah. OK.
428
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,788
All right, hold on, hold on.
I got it.
429
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,485
- Yeah, there. How's that?
- Go left.
430
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,400
- Yeah, OK.
- No, left!
431
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,750
- My hands are wet.
- We're so close.
432
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,143
- Let's just get there.
- Yeah.
433
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,580
- Hurry up!
- Oh!
434
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,017
Ow!
435
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:36,064
[groaning] Oh, my finger.
436
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,326
Damn it.
437
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,154
- Are you sure
you can handle this?
438
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,373
- Oh.
439
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,852
Yeah, this should be
a total breeze.
440
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:42,984
[chuckles]
441
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,333
- Just because
we're down a chaplain
442
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,944
doesn't mean people
have suddenly stopped
443
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,510
needing spiritual guidance.
444
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,469
- Luckily,
there's someone on staff
445
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,646
who's an expert in both
medicine and the Bible.
446
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,649
Also, the sequel to the Bible
that my grandpa wrote.
447
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,738
- This is just a temporary fix.
448
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,523
- You will not believe what
happens to masturbators in it.
449
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,265
OK, I have a script.
Let us pray.
450
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,788
- Amen.
451
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,487
- Heavenly Father,
Bless Mr. Name...
452
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:12,231
uh, his... his name,
which is Mr. Normand.
453
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,972
- You know, I think the D
might be silent.
454
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,236
- He kind of looks French to me.
- For sure.
455
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,891
Um, bless Mr. Normand
or "Nor-mahn,"
456
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,719
depending on
his Frenchness, Lord,
457
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,374
in this time of weakness
and comfort him
458
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,463
with the promise
of loading next page...
459
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,771
uh, with the promise
of eternal life.
460
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,729
- You don't have this memorized?
461
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,079
- This is my first time
doing this.
462
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,471
- I'm trying to find the groove...
- Keep going.
463
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,212
- Keep going.
- Almighty God, we entrust...
464
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,561
- It's gambling time!
465
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,954
Subscribe for
instant $200 credit.
466
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,434
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- You know what?
467
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,391
- No questions asked.
- I'm just going to...
468
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:43,566
I'm going to subscribe.
469
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,959
Do you have a credit card
I could use or...
470
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,395
[stand clatters]
471
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,483
[devices buzzing]
472
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,833
Uh, sorry. Let me fix that.
473
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,575
Um... oh, that is not
life support.
474
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,013
So no big deal.
I can turn this off.
475
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,449
[devices beeping] Nope.
476
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,104
- There's a plug.
- Désolé.
477
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,757
- God, what a day.
478
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,846
We almost lost
the second most valuable
479
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,936
instrument in this hospital...
my hand.
480
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,765
- Mm-hmm.
- Good thing it's not broken.
481
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,506
- Yeah, but still,
the swelling's not
482
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,595
going down anytime soon,
and Mrs. Gutierrez
483
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,467
can't really risk another delay,
484
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,382
so I'm going to need you
to do the surgery.
485
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,775
- What?
- What happened to the backup?
486
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,169
- I was the backup.
- What's the problem, Ron?
487
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,344
You've done this
plenty of times.
488
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,911
- Yeah, not in, like, a decade.
489
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,608
- And this time,
it'll be even easier because
490
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,436
you'll have access
to the first most valuable
491
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,744
instrument in the hospital...
492
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,093
my brain.
493
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,486
I know what'll help.
494
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,879
I'll show you a GIF of that
"you can do it" guy
495
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,273
from those Adam Sandler movies,
you know.
496
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,666
[as Rob Schneider]
You can do it!
497
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,885
[chuckles] So funny.
498
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,367
- Ready for the first trocar.
- All right, here we go.
499
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,066
Be confident, but go easy.
500
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,242
Mean it, but don't force it.
501
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,505
- Be gentle, but...
- Stop talking.
502
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,855
- [chuckles] Such a Pisces.
503
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,726
- Well,
that didn't go perfectly,
504
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,424
but it was just my first time,
505
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,426
and I think if I could practice
on some already dead people...
506
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,950
sounds spooky...
but I'm brave and...
507
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,779
- Chaplain Steve,
you're still here.
508
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:09,130
- I promised Mrs. Gutierrez
I'd be here when she wakes up.
509
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,741
- I hope that's OK with you.
- Yes, of course.
510
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,744
Actually, that's very...
that's very thoughtful.
511
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,398
[indistinct PA announcement]
512
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:19,227
- [clears throat]
- These are from home.
513
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,968
I brought the cotton balls in,
514
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,449
and then now
I'm taking them home.
515
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:27,192
- Look, in the spirit
of grace and whatnot,
516
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,716
I would like you to stay on
as chaplain.
517
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,283
- We should probably talk...
- What?
518
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,372
- OK, but you're going to have
to go to divinity school
519
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,069
at night on your own dime.
520
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,897
- Is this an official...
- Is that fair?
521
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,246
- Absolutely. Thank you so much.
522
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,118
- Oh.
- I appreciate this.
523
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,989
- It's all right.
524
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,296
Blessings be upon you.
525
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,473
- And, hey,
no hard feelings, man.
526
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,170
You know, it's actually
a really tough job,
527
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,564
and you seem to be
super good at it, so...
528
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:55,045
- Honestly, dude,
step off me right now.
529
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,918
- Oh.
530
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,486
Uh, OK.
531
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,705
Uh, sorry.
532
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,925
- Perfect.
- Camera's where you want it.
533
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,058
Now try to get to the colon,
and we'll be right there.
534
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,669
- There's a lot of scar tissue.
535
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,714
- That's OK. Keep going.
- See if you can push past it.
536
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,195
- Can't seem to get around it.
- Behind.
537
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,631
- Nice and easy.
- That's it, real gentle.
538
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,504
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, ooh.
- Are you seeing this, Bruce?
539
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,462
- Yeah, wow, all right,
it's really starting to bleed.
540
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,334
- I can't see. I need suction.
541
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,639
- You're gonna have
to open her up.
542
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,511
- What?
- You know you have to, Ron.
543
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,469
Open her up.
544
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,123
- All right,
we're opening her up!
545
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,646
[monitors beeping]
Give me a 10 blade.
546
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,778
- Let's have
the appendectomy retractor
547
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,346
- and DeBakey clamp ready.
- Yes, Doctor.
548
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,913
- Let's transfuse two units
of packed red blood cells.
549
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,698
- Transfusing two units.
- Ron?
550
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,700
- BP is dropping.
- Ron, we need to move.
551
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,484
- I heard you.
552
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:46,271
- 80, 70.
- Come on, Ron.
553
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,405
[monitors beeping]
554
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,281
- OK, all right, all right.
555
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,457
Oh, I wouldn't call
what I did in there prayer.
556
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:03,766
It was, uh, more a verbal,
uh, centering of...
557
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,377
[sighs]
558
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:09,250
Look, there are no atheists
in the foxhole, OK?
559
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,034
[applause]
560
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,384
- Nice.
561
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:15,082
- Hey, great job in there.
- Thank you.
562
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,562
Just like riding a bike,
563
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:19,304
which is, frankly,
terrifying at my age.
564
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,567
- It seemed like you were
talking to someone in the sky,
565
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:25,266
- perhaps like a sky scientist?
- Hmm.
566
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,181
Heavenly Father,
please make her disappear.
567
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:30,184
- Oh, wow.
- Well, she's not going anywhere.
568
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:33,405
- This is a hard job
for all of us.
569
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,058
And you learn pretty early on
570
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,625
that you have to cling
to whatever's going to get you
571
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,672
through the day,
whether that's your beliefs
572
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:44,938
or your friendships or even
just a lucky pair of socks.
573
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,287
- [grunts]
574
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,724
- You do what
you have to do because
575
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,509
we're all here
for the same reason.
576
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,946
- We want to help people.
- Alex. Oh, excuse me.
577
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,295
This is important.
578
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,341
How familiar are you with
the Chinese zodiac?
579
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,951
So I'm Year of the Monkey.
580
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,867
And since Capricorn's a goat,
that makes me a goat monkey
581
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,478
or, as I call it, a "gonkey."
582
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,742
Um, let me go get a pen.
I'll draw it for you.
583
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:13,314
- It was just something I like
to do sometimes, you know?
584
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:17,319
For fun. It was... it was fun.
585
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,453
[sighs]