1 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:07,005 OK, folks, say hello to Mr. Owens. 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,441 He is a father of three. 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,225 Had a little fender-bender this morning, 4 00:00:10,226 --> 00:00:13,011 so we'll be repairing his right femur. 5 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:15,317 First, let's take a deep breath in, 6 00:00:15,318 --> 00:00:18,757 step into a space of gratitude, and get in the zone. 7 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,891 Mm-hmm. That's it. 8 00:00:23,892 --> 00:00:25,546 This feeling. 9 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:29,027 Come on. 10 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:31,029 There it is, for Mr. Owens. 11 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,901 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:35,294 It's not that his moves are bad. 13 00:00:35,295 --> 00:00:37,296 It's just-- - Three surgeries. 14 00:00:37,297 --> 00:00:38,558 I've done the math. 15 00:00:38,559 --> 00:00:40,168 We could perform three more surgeries a week 16 00:00:40,169 --> 00:00:42,301 if he would just stop 17 00:00:42,302 --> 00:00:43,867 doing whatever that is. 18 00:00:43,868 --> 00:00:46,000 - ♪ I am known to do the Wop - ♪ Wop! 19 00:00:46,001 --> 00:00:48,046 ♪ Also known for the Flintstone Flop ♪ 20 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,351 ♪ Flop! 21 00:00:49,352 --> 00:00:50,309 ♪ Tammy D gettin' biz on the crop ♪ 22 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:51,788 ♪ Crop! 23 00:00:51,789 --> 00:00:53,051 ♪ Beastie Boys know to let the beat ♪ 24 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,185 ♪ Mmm, drop 25 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:14,550 I know he seemed like a nice young man, and that hurts. 26 00:01:14,551 --> 00:01:16,161 Hey, Alex, I'm going to need you to-- 27 00:01:16,162 --> 00:01:17,205 I'm so sorry. It's my mother-in-law. 28 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:18,598 Can you give me just one second? 29 00:01:18,599 --> 00:01:19,555 Sorry. 30 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:21,079 Wait, you gave him your social? 31 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,167 Cindy, no. 32 00:01:22,168 --> 00:01:23,429 Oh, no. 33 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:25,213 Someone is on a personal call at work. 34 00:01:25,214 --> 00:01:27,129 You'd better wrap it up right now. 35 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,091 I'm kidding. Take all the time you need. 36 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,136 Today, I have my big quarterly call with the board, 37 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,138 and I want to run my spiel past Alex. 38 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:41,577 But she is on a personal call, so. 39 00:01:41,578 --> 00:01:43,101 You know, I'm going to call you back. 40 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:45,364 A big steel wall. 41 00:01:45,365 --> 00:01:47,409 That is what you need to have 42 00:01:47,410 --> 00:01:50,151 between your personal life and your professional life. 43 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,675 Outside, go crazy. 44 00:01:52,676 --> 00:01:55,330 I have a very robust personal life. 45 00:01:55,331 --> 00:01:56,766 I play the marimba, 46 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:59,117 which means weekly lessons and recitals. 47 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,205 I've got my knots. 48 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,423 I love my knots. 49 00:02:01,424 --> 00:02:03,382 I am a bone broth-er 50 00:02:03,383 --> 00:02:04,818 and a mugger. 51 00:02:04,819 --> 00:02:05,993 Meaning I make mugs. 52 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:07,908 I don't steal from people. 53 00:02:07,909 --> 00:02:11,564 But there is personal life and business life, 54 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,957 and never the two shall meet. 55 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:15,959 No sign of fracture. 56 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,309 With some rest, 57 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:18,484 you should be back on your feet in a few days. 58 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:19,833 Great. 59 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:21,617 I'm a personal trainer, so feet kind of help. 60 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:23,184 Oh, I had a personal trainer once. 61 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,272 Hmm. 62 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:25,621 I almost lasted the full hour. 63 00:02:25,622 --> 00:02:28,929 Come on. You look pretty fit to me. 64 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,018 This happens sometimes. 65 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:32,541 The patient is vulnerable, 66 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,717 I start tossing around terms like collateral ligaments, 67 00:02:34,718 --> 00:02:35,892 and, boom, 68 00:02:35,893 --> 00:02:37,459 they catch feelings. 69 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:38,895 Of course, I'd never act on it. 70 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,723 Wouldn't be right. 71 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,508 But it is nice. 72 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:43,639 This all looks great. 73 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,163 Um, one thing I do want to flag. 74 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:48,035 I noticed you used the word "dynamism" like six times. 75 00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:49,471 So-- - Cool, isn't it? 76 00:02:49,472 --> 00:02:51,212 I got it from "Dwell" magazine. 77 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,605 - Mm. - Dynamism. 78 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,737 Oh, I love a good buzz word. 79 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:56,217 I love it. 80 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,436 It just makes me feel so... 81 00:02:57,437 --> 00:02:59,481 Uh. - Sorry, this is just-- 82 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:01,222 my mother-in-law got scammed by this guy 83 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,702 who was claiming to be an IRS agent, 84 00:03:02,703 --> 00:03:04,399 but he wants the money in all Home Depot gift cards. 85 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,053 So she's just, like, this high-needs 86 00:03:06,054 --> 00:03:07,663 person that I have to, like-- - OK, so I'm going to-- 87 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:08,969 I'm going to stop you right there 88 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:11,189 because that sounds like a personal matter. 89 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:12,581 And we, Alex... 90 00:03:12,582 --> 00:03:14,192 - Mm. - Look at--look around. 91 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,410 We're at work. 92 00:03:15,411 --> 00:03:17,064 Huh? - Yeah, I know. 93 00:03:17,065 --> 00:03:18,413 Do not disturb. 94 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:19,675 Well, it's on do not disturb. 95 00:03:19,676 --> 00:03:22,200 But, you know, sometimes life creeps in 96 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,418 no matter what, right? 97 00:03:23,419 --> 00:03:25,899 So-- - Alex is busy. 98 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:28,118 Do not bother her at work. 99 00:03:28,119 --> 00:03:29,119 Now that I'm a supervisor, 100 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,120 I'm getting a lot more 101 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:31,252 one-on-one time with Joyce, 102 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,601 which, um, 103 00:03:32,602 --> 00:03:34,864 rules, you know, but it does mean that 104 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:37,258 we're having to establish a new working relationship. 105 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,868 You know, like, as colleagues. 106 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:41,438 And that's-- that's taking some time. 107 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,482 Hey, Val. 108 00:03:43,483 --> 00:03:45,353 The patient in four is hooked up to a respirator, 109 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:46,702 but he's got a sheet over his head. 110 00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:48,704 Is that, like, a sleep hack or-- 111 00:03:48,705 --> 00:03:50,010 Oh, he passed away this morning. 112 00:03:50,011 --> 00:03:51,446 The ultimate sleep hack. 113 00:03:51,447 --> 00:03:53,013 He's an organ donor, so we have to 114 00:03:53,014 --> 00:03:55,102 keep his heart beating until the procurement crew comes. 115 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,103 Organ donor? 116 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:57,278 That's kinda... 117 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,279 gross. 118 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,585 Is it? 119 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:02,240 I'm a donor. - Pretty sure most people are. 120 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:03,458 Most people? Really? 121 00:04:03,459 --> 00:04:06,026 Yeah. Kind of weird not to be one. 122 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:09,159 Organ donation is frowned upon where I'm from 123 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,031 but I think I need to reconsider 124 00:04:11,032 --> 00:04:12,859 because I have people here thinking I'm weird. 125 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,295 And you don't want the girl you like-- 126 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,472 uh, you don't want a woman 127 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:19,169 who you work with professionally 128 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:21,824 to think that you're weird. 129 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:23,609 Or Val. 130 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:26,699 "Why do I do what I do" is a question you might ask. 131 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,920 Well, it's not just about the thousands of lives that I save. 132 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:33,140 It's about their families, their friends. 133 00:04:33,141 --> 00:04:35,098 You see, I heal them, 134 00:04:35,099 --> 00:04:36,709 they heal the world. 135 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:37,797 So... 136 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:39,581 I don't know. You do the math. 137 00:04:39,582 --> 00:04:41,191 Come on, I'll show you what I mean. 138 00:04:41,192 --> 00:04:43,324 Hey. This is Mr. Williams. 139 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,500 And we are going to fix his pelvis, 140 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:46,936 get him back in action. 141 00:04:46,937 --> 00:04:49,591 Get him back to, uh-- what do you do for a living? 142 00:04:49,592 --> 00:04:52,899 I foreclose on people who can't pay their mortgages. 143 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,466 Uh-huh. Oh. 144 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:56,598 But, you know, it's probably a bunch of greedy investors 145 00:04:56,599 --> 00:04:58,818 who got over their skis, am I right? 146 00:04:58,819 --> 00:05:00,123 Oh, no. 147 00:05:00,124 --> 00:05:01,473 Those guys have shell companies and lawyers. 148 00:05:01,474 --> 00:05:04,867 It's too messy. I like couples and families. 149 00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:06,391 It's a lot cleaner. 150 00:05:06,392 --> 00:05:09,219 Good. 151 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,351 We'll find a better one. 152 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,310 I don't think so. 153 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,659 So remember how 154 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:15,356 we were talking about organ donation earlier? 155 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,531 Well, did some research. 156 00:05:16,532 --> 00:05:18,664 Turns out it's awesome. 157 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:20,622 I don't know why it ever bothered me. 158 00:05:20,623 --> 00:05:22,145 I guess it's four main things. 159 00:05:22,146 --> 00:05:23,930 Obviously, the afterlife risks. 160 00:05:23,931 --> 00:05:25,105 The what? 161 00:05:25,106 --> 00:05:26,367 You know, like, if I get into heaven, 162 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,674 I don't want to be a giant Swiss cheese man. 163 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:32,373 All my favorite foods just glooping out of me or whatever. 164 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,506 Sorry. 165 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:36,203 So you're filled with holes. 166 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:38,727 SpongeBob is filled with holes. You don't see him complaining. 167 00:05:38,728 --> 00:05:40,816 That's true. I did not think about SpongeBob. 168 00:05:40,817 --> 00:05:43,036 You know, once I'm dead, do whatever you want to me. 169 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:44,167 Make me into a scarecrow. 170 00:05:44,168 --> 00:05:46,344 Use me as a sandbag to stop floods. 171 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:47,736 I truly don't care. 172 00:05:47,737 --> 00:05:48,781 I do. 173 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,826 Someone better take my skin. 174 00:05:50,827 --> 00:05:53,046 This is an investment of time and money 175 00:05:53,047 --> 00:05:54,439 that cannot go to waste. 176 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,875 I call dibs. 177 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:57,487 Give me your skin! 178 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,489 That was a joke, obviously. 179 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,621 Hey, 180 00:06:02,622 --> 00:06:04,666 You know that sprained ankle in 12? 181 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:08,191 I think somebody has a crush on me. 182 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:09,497 In 12? 183 00:06:09,498 --> 00:06:10,803 Hey, act like you've been there. 184 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,196 You think she has a crush on you? 185 00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:14,502 In what world? 186 00:06:14,503 --> 00:06:15,503 - Why not? - No, no, no, no. 187 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:17,113 You're right. 188 00:06:17,114 --> 00:06:19,333 Hot 20-somethings are obsessed with old dudes 189 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:21,074 who love talking about World War II. 190 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:22,423 A, I'm more concerned 191 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,686 with the events leading up to World War II. 192 00:06:24,687 --> 00:06:27,559 And B, I know when someone is flirting with me. 193 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,169 She's probably just trying to get opioids. 194 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:30,562 That's what it is. 195 00:06:30,563 --> 00:06:32,694 Or maybe she just has really low self-esteem. 196 00:06:32,695 --> 00:06:33,695 Ever think of that? 197 00:06:33,696 --> 00:06:34,914 Thank you, Matthew. 198 00:06:34,915 --> 00:06:36,872 No problem. 199 00:06:36,873 --> 00:06:38,308 The entire board's going to be on this call, 200 00:06:38,309 --> 00:06:41,224 so please, let's triple-check your intake numbers. 201 00:06:41,225 --> 00:06:42,835 Already done. 202 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,751 I love a quadruple check. - Mm, same. 203 00:06:45,752 --> 00:06:47,927 Harriet? 204 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:49,015 Joyce. 205 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:50,451 Henderson. 206 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,453 Oh, Joyce. 207 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,933 Right, you're one of Alan's students. 208 00:06:53,934 --> 00:06:55,282 Yeah. 209 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:57,676 Harriet is married to my marimba teacher, Alan. 210 00:06:57,677 --> 00:06:59,504 Nice to--marimba? 211 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:00,896 Well, you wouldn't know anything about that 212 00:07:00,897 --> 00:07:02,637 because, you know, separation. 213 00:07:02,638 --> 00:07:04,334 But Alan is a genius. 214 00:07:04,335 --> 00:07:06,946 Alan collapsed this morning. 215 00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:09,427 He's gone. 216 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,909 I need to fill out some forms. 217 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:16,521 Joyce, I'm so sorry. 218 00:07:16,522 --> 00:07:18,871 Are you OK? 219 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,568 Yeah. 220 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:22,483 Back to work. 221 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,705 Lot of stuff to do. 222 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,491 Your immune system needs those germs to practice on. 223 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,188 You're so funny! 224 00:07:32,189 --> 00:07:33,189 Full disclosure, 225 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,800 that was actually George Carlin. 226 00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:35,888 But I think I told it well. 227 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,411 Is that a friend of yours? 228 00:07:37,412 --> 00:07:38,586 Yep. 229 00:07:38,587 --> 00:07:40,283 Anyway, um, ibuprofen for pain-- 230 00:07:40,284 --> 00:07:41,676 I hope this doesn't 231 00:07:41,677 --> 00:07:44,113 break doctor-patient confidentiality or whatever, 232 00:07:44,114 --> 00:07:46,115 but, um... 233 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:47,813 are you single? 234 00:07:47,814 --> 00:07:48,814 Hmm. 235 00:07:48,815 --> 00:07:50,861 Am I single? - Mm-hmm. 236 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,645 Yes, I am. 237 00:07:53,646 --> 00:07:55,255 But I make a policy of-- 238 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:57,084 Because I really want to set you up with my grandmother. 239 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:01,740 You guys would be so cute together. 240 00:08:01,741 --> 00:08:03,524 OK, bring it on. 241 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,960 Let's do this. 242 00:08:04,961 --> 00:08:07,702 Dr. Ron is old and delusional. 243 00:08:07,703 --> 00:08:09,617 Come on, I can take it. 244 00:08:09,618 --> 00:08:10,575 I don't know what you're talking about. 245 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:12,054 Yeah, you're being paranoid. 246 00:08:12,055 --> 00:08:13,360 Right, whatever. 247 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:15,014 Well, don't look, 248 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:17,495 but there's a total smokeshow checking you out right now. 249 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,584 Oh, here she comes. 250 00:08:19,585 --> 00:08:21,674 You guys would be so cute together. 251 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,155 So what's on your mind, Matthew? 252 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:28,549 Oh, just a quick surgery question. 253 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,509 Um, if I were an organ donor, would you, like, 254 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,119 kind of try less hard to save me 255 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,643 so you could, you know, use my organs? 256 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,559 That's-- 257 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,256 That is a funny question. 258 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:42,911 Actually, a dumb one because no, no, no, no, 259 00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:45,653 that would be a huge violation of the Hippocratic oath. 260 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,263 Oh. OK, cool. 261 00:08:47,264 --> 00:08:49,614 Uh, I was just worried it'd be too tempting to let me die. 262 00:08:49,615 --> 00:08:51,093 Tempting? How? 263 00:08:51,094 --> 00:08:52,530 Well, I mean, I'm just one little life 264 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:55,445 but if I died, you know, somebody would get my lungs, 265 00:08:55,446 --> 00:08:57,099 my kidneys, my heart. 266 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,928 I mean, you would save, like, a dozen extra people. 267 00:08:59,929 --> 00:09:01,930 Yes--no. No, no, no, no. 268 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:04,498 That's--it doesn't, uh-- 269 00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:07,370 I heal patients, they heal the world. 270 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:08,589 End of story. 271 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,985 Yeah, but think about that times 12. 272 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,334 Would you do me a favor and get out of my office? 273 00:09:14,335 --> 00:09:15,901 - Sure. - Great. 274 00:09:15,902 --> 00:09:18,599 OK, on goes the day. 275 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,731 Whoo! Stella! 276 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:23,213 Stella Bella! Hey, girl. 277 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,128 ♪ I'm excited to be here 278 00:09:26,129 --> 00:09:29,392 So is everybody else. 279 00:09:29,393 --> 00:09:30,437 Raj! 280 00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:31,525 Mm, mm, mm! 281 00:09:31,526 --> 00:09:33,222 I'm going to beat you senseless! 282 00:09:33,223 --> 00:09:35,398 I got your start paperwork. Thank you. 283 00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:37,096 Boom! 284 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:38,227 Alex! 285 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:41,535 There she is, giving it her all. 286 00:09:41,536 --> 00:09:43,406 It's like that thing I was saying earlier, though, 287 00:09:43,407 --> 00:09:44,625 you know? 288 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,018 Sometimes life just kind of creeps in. 289 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,716 Not that I'm saying I told you so. 290 00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:51,284 I would never. 291 00:09:51,285 --> 00:09:53,983 I mean, I did say that earlier. But, you know, who cares? 292 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,028 Dr. Leonard? 293 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,378 Hey, I want you to meet my grandma. 294 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:00,598 - Oh, God. - It's happening! 295 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,730 Hello, Lisa's grandma. 296 00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:04,079 Nice meeting you. 297 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,604 And most people my age just call me Barb. 298 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:09,389 Well, what should I call you then? 299 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,433 Kidding! 300 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:11,652 Oh! 301 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,089 He's kidding. He's your age. 302 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:15,874 It's not about how old you are. 303 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,919 It's about how old you feel. 304 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,619 I feel 30, so if I date a woman who's 50, 305 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,317 then that's almost weird on her end. 306 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:26,101 And I heard you're a big pickleballer. 307 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,234 I'm obsessed. I play every day. 308 00:10:28,235 --> 00:10:29,801 You guys should play sometime. 309 00:10:29,802 --> 00:10:30,976 Well, maybe. 310 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:32,891 But I'm more into the extreme sports. 311 00:10:32,892 --> 00:10:35,110 Muay Thai, base jumping, 312 00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:37,460 and that, uh, thing you do in the squirrel suit. 313 00:10:37,461 --> 00:10:38,592 Since when? 314 00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:39,854 A while now. 315 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:41,377 Interesting. 316 00:10:41,378 --> 00:10:44,337 You know, if there were one word to describe my life, 317 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:45,599 it would be adrenaline. 318 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,168 Mm. 319 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,125 That is hot. 320 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:51,651 Excuse me. 321 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,958 Matt, what are you doing? 322 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:58,699 You just taking in the sights? 323 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,658 Sorry, I, uh, I was just on break 324 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,050 and I went down to the OR 325 00:11:02,051 --> 00:11:03,748 to watch them take the organs out of that guy 326 00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:05,532 who died here this morning. 327 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,707 And-- - Oh, yeah. 328 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,143 You mean Alan. 329 00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:09,797 I mean, I guess he looked like an Alan. 330 00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:11,233 Kind of hard to tell without the eyes. 331 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:13,148 They were just scooping out of this guy. 332 00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,976 It was like one of those "Saw" movies 333 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:16,761 I've accidentally seen the posters for. 334 00:11:16,762 --> 00:11:18,588 It was like he was a used piñata, 335 00:11:18,589 --> 00:11:20,373 but there was no candy. 336 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:22,941 Shut up. 337 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:24,464 Just stop talking. 338 00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:25,859 - Yeah. - All right? 339 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,339 Here's what it is. 340 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:33,212 Patients are like dandelions, yeah? 341 00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:35,737 And surgeons, well, we're the children who... 342 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,696 Send those seeds back out into the world 343 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,220 so that new life can grow. 344 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:43,222 Finally, a white [bleep] doctor. 345 00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:45,006 OK, nope, nope. Do not use that. 346 00:11:45,007 --> 00:11:47,053 Uh-uh. Go, go, go, go. 347 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,753 Hey, Joyce. 348 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,886 You want some peanut butter crackers? 349 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:57,149 Grieving people always seem to go for these, so. 350 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,414 Oh. No, thank you. 351 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,196 Look, I understand if you don't want 352 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:03,372 to open up with someone at work. 353 00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,331 But what I do when I'm feeling overwhelmed 354 00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,072 is I go into the janitor's closet, 355 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:09,857 and I just cry for, like, five minutes. 356 00:12:09,858 --> 00:12:12,512 And I really think you should try that. 357 00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:15,384 Not necessary, and frankly, inappropriate. 358 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:17,212 I will work until the day is done, 359 00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:20,259 and then I will go home and cry in my own closet. 360 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,609 You probably don't need the closet if you're at home. 361 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,829 But, you know, message received. 362 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,135 Uh, do you want these? 363 00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:28,702 Those crackers are for the sad. 364 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,356 Throw them out. 365 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,574 I mean, I'll just eat them. I don't think-- 366 00:12:31,575 --> 00:12:34,057 In the trash. 367 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,055 The skin on your arms needs to heal, all right? 368 00:13:17,056 --> 00:13:18,708 So I wouldn't longboard for a couple weeks. 369 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:19,709 I mean, I wouldn't longboard ever. 370 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,885 But that's more 371 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:22,364 my own personal judgments coming into it. 372 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:25,019 Nurse Alex Mazurkian, report to my office now. 373 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,107 This is Joyce. 374 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,587 Hey. 375 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,458 You said cry for five minutes, and I did. 376 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:31,330 And now it is so much worse. 377 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,635 - Oh-- - It is so much worse. 378 00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:34,028 My call is now 379 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:36,552 and all I can think of is Alan, Alan, Alan, 380 00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:38,511 dead, dead, dead. 381 00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:39,817 OK, OK. 382 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,775 Well, that's-- that's normal, all right? 383 00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,081 Just--just get on there 384 00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:45,083 and tell them that your friend died, OK? 385 00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:47,476 They're going to understand if you're having a personal issue. 386 00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:48,913 Uh, no. 387 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,436 I am the leader. 388 00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:53,047 If I seem weak, those jackals will just rip me apart. 389 00:13:53,048 --> 00:13:55,267 They will literally bite into my flesh. 390 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,572 No. 391 00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:59,097 Joyce, did you eat those out of the trash? 392 00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:01,969 Different ones. 393 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:04,406 Those are from somewhere else. 394 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,495 You're seriously not going to ask the lady out? 395 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:07,714 She's cute. 396 00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:09,672 Sure, a lot of ancient stuff is cute. 397 00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:11,718 Stonehenge, the Dead Sea scrolls. 398 00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:13,067 I don't want to date them either. 399 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,591 I'm sorry, isn't she almost exactly your age? 400 00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:17,158 You know, I dated an older woman once. 401 00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:18,333 Online. 402 00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,552 Well, she said she was an older woman, 403 00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,467 but turned out to be a much older man. 404 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:23,948 Why is it still a thing that men can date women way younger, 405 00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:26,907 but dating a slightly older woman is, like, gross? 406 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,213 No, I didn't say it was gross. 407 00:14:28,214 --> 00:14:29,649 It's just not my thing. 408 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,042 Because you won't give it a chance. 409 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,695 We didn't, uh, do anything, by the way. 410 00:14:32,696 --> 00:14:33,958 I mean, I didn't. 411 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,481 I don't know what happened on his end. 412 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,048 Serena, leave Ron alone. 413 00:14:37,049 --> 00:14:38,136 Thank you. 414 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,441 It's too late for him to evolve. 415 00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:40,703 He's brainwashed because 416 00:14:40,704 --> 00:14:42,140 he grew up in a time before modern ideas. 417 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,315 Can we not? 418 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,620 I'm defending you! 419 00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:46,361 I'm not just going to ask some woman out 420 00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:47,972 to prove that I've evolved. 421 00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:49,234 You know what? 422 00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:51,410 You're the one who's going to miss out, so. 423 00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:53,325 Hey! Here they are. 424 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,196 So, question. 425 00:14:55,197 --> 00:14:59,722 Do you guys ever wonder why the hell we even do this job? 426 00:14:59,723 --> 00:15:01,246 I'm not missing out on anyone. 427 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:02,812 I date plenty. 428 00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:05,859 My last girlfriend was 42, and she and I got along great. 429 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,556 But then she wanted to go back to grad school 430 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:08,993 and get her masters. 431 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:11,343 And before that was a 39-year-old. 432 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,695 But she wanted to have kids and been there, done that. 433 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,739 Then it was a 35-year-old. 434 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,959 And she was... 435 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,222 just loud. 436 00:15:21,223 --> 00:15:23,311 She was too loud. 437 00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:25,357 Hmm. 438 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,359 OK, Medicare revenue is up. 439 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,317 Legal claims are down. 440 00:15:29,318 --> 00:15:31,841 Tchaikovsky is playing on the hold music. 441 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:33,713 And that was Alan's favorite. 442 00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:36,020 Joyce, just tell them, OK? 443 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:38,065 Let the wall down. It'll be fine, I promise. 444 00:15:38,066 --> 00:15:40,024 That is the worst idea I've ever heard. 445 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,242 Stop it! 446 00:15:41,243 --> 00:15:43,462 OK, we're all here. 447 00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:44,376 Joyce, how are you doing? 448 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,638 I'm good. 449 00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:46,726 I'm great. 450 00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:48,075 How are you doing? 451 00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:49,947 Are you OK? You good? 452 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:53,298 Because we've got some exciting projections here. 453 00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:55,735 Really good ideas, and, um-- 454 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:57,173 Tell them. 455 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,436 All right. Um, let me circle back to something. 456 00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:03,482 No, I am not OK. 457 00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:06,224 I'm, uh-- 458 00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,573 I'm a little upset. 459 00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:10,706 Someone very close to me passed away this morning. 460 00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:11,969 I'm so sorry. 461 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,058 Oh, Joyce, that's really hard. 462 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:17,104 He was my mentor and my friend and my teacher. 463 00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:18,801 And... 464 00:16:18,802 --> 00:16:20,325 hey, was I a little bit in love with him? 465 00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,022 Yeah. Yeah, I was. 466 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,765 I was. 467 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,112 Lisa will be just a minute. 468 00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:27,549 She's picking up her prescription. 469 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,160 Sounds good. 470 00:16:29,161 --> 00:16:31,640 John Grisham? Now we're talking. 471 00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:35,601 My kids tease me, but the man just knows what he's doing. 472 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:37,777 Can I admit something to you? 473 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:40,606 I prefer Grisham's later work. 474 00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:41,955 Thank you. 475 00:16:41,956 --> 00:16:44,740 And I think my boyfriend Sanderson 476 00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,307 kind of felt that connection. 477 00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,439 Joyce-- 478 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,788 He's my ex, but we're talking again. 479 00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:50,050 - It's really-- - Meaning I'm doing 480 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,617 all the talking, and he's doing what he does, 481 00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:52,966 which is shut me out. 482 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,054 OK, why don't we just-- 483 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,752 So after a very dynamic quarter, 484 00:16:56,753 --> 00:17:00,452 our revenue for Medicare patients is up 2.9%. 485 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,453 - Great. - Great. 486 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,932 That is great. 487 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,195 Yes, I'd also like to say, my relationship with Alan 488 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,761 never crossed any lines. - OK. 489 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,720 I feel like I've painted a really sordid picture here. 490 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,635 But it was never sexual. 491 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,160 Never sexual. - Oh, OK. 492 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,640 Yes! 493 00:17:14,641 --> 00:17:15,771 Oh, but if and when you get to Santorini, 494 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:17,773 you have to try the grilled octopus. 495 00:17:17,774 --> 00:17:20,211 Oh, wait, I thought it wasn't cool to eat octopus anymore. 496 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,516 Wasn't there that documentary? 497 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,866 Oh, isn't there always a documentary? 498 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,390 I said that. 499 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:27,174 I mean, if it's dumb enough to wind up on my plate, 500 00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:30,873 I'm going to eat it. 501 00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:32,832 So... 502 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:36,444 do you think you'd like to go out sometime? 503 00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:37,837 Absolutely. 504 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,447 I just didn't know if you were interested 505 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,319 since I don't jump off of cliffs and-- 506 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,148 Oh, sometimes you've just got to say what the hell, right? 507 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:45,410 What does that mean? 508 00:17:45,411 --> 00:17:46,715 Well, I just-- 509 00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:48,195 I'm saying that I'm usually-- 510 00:17:48,196 --> 00:17:50,110 uh, I usually don't date 511 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:54,027 a--a woman who is as mature-- 512 00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:55,811 that's a bad word, no. 513 00:17:55,812 --> 00:17:56,856 Um... 514 00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,075 as seasoned. 515 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,163 That's a better word, right? 516 00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,164 Are you sure? 517 00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:01,165 Yeah. I mean, yeah. 518 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,384 I'm not saying you're worn. 519 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:07,084 I--I look at you as vibrant. 520 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,346 Considering. 521 00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:10,435 So Barb was a bust. 522 00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,393 Way too sensitive. 523 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,481 If you're gonna clutch the pearls 524 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,830 every time I say the wrong thing, 525 00:18:14,831 --> 00:18:17,616 it's going to be a long life. 526 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:20,749 But Santorini with a woman of a certain age? 527 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,447 That could be nice. 528 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:26,146 Dinner at 5:00, in bed by 8:00. 529 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,499 I think it's time I expand my horizons. 530 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,199 It's called growth. 531 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,678 Was that bad? 532 00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:38,680 I feel like that was really bad. 533 00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,465 You know, the beginning was strong. 534 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,294 And... 535 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:44,773 that's what people remember. 536 00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:47,124 I just don't know where all of that came from. 537 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,736 I try so hard to keep things separate. 538 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,912 Yeah, but no one expects that of you, Joyce. 539 00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:55,349 No one expects that of anyone. 540 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,742 We all process personal stuff here. 541 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,309 We kind of have to. 542 00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:01,007 Yeah, I guess I could use some practice with that. 543 00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,750 Exactly. 544 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,533 So... 545 00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:06,491 let's get to it. 546 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:07,711 OK. 547 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,151 Sorry, how are we getting to it? 548 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,151 I've long believed 549 00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:17,284 that people should maintain a steel wall 550 00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:19,591 between work life and home life. 551 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,071 But a special colleague-- 552 00:19:22,072 --> 00:19:24,509 well, friend-- 553 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,772 actually, I'm going to stick with colleague-- 554 00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:30,210 taught me that if a fire burns bright enough, 555 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,125 even steel can melt. 556 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:36,129 We should all feel comfortable sharing personal stuff at work. 557 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,435 Yeah. 558 00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:39,828 I'm going to be an organ donor. 559 00:19:39,829 --> 00:19:41,787 You weren't an organ donor? 560 00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:43,615 Yeah, I mean, we talked about it this morning. 561 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,833 OK, well... 562 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,574 Maybe we can stick with my thing, please. 563 00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:47,967 Yes. 564 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:50,143 I lost someone special today. 565 00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:53,625 Alan, my marimba teacher. 566 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,235 He taught me to play. 567 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,587 And today, I play for him. 568 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,687 So I'm 16 years old 569 00:20:12,688 --> 00:20:15,037 and I'm at the high school science bowl final. 570 00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:17,170 I guess I was pretty bright back then. 571 00:20:17,171 --> 00:20:18,519 And, uh... 572 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,478 but I'm off my game this time because my dad, 573 00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:22,567 who's always front row, center, 574 00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:24,395 I don't see him. 575 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:26,048 Anyway, we come in third. 576 00:20:26,049 --> 00:20:29,226 And then I find out that he had a brain aneurysm at work, 577 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,533 and the hospital couldn't stabilize him. 578 00:20:32,534 --> 00:20:34,623 He's gone. 579 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,583 Yeah. 580 00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,019 Anyway, sometimes I think that, you know, 581 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:42,195 with an especially tough case, 582 00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:45,329 what if this is that day and this isn't just some guy, 583 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:48,333 this is someone's dad? 584 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,856 You know, 585 00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:52,988 maybe that makes me try just that little bit harder. 586 00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:57,515 to stop a kid from growing up without a dad. 587 00:20:57,516 --> 00:20:58,690 I don't know. 588 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,866 I mean, does that answer the-- 589 00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:01,910 what was the question again? 590 00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:03,434 Why did I become a surgeon? 591 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:04,696 We hadn't asked a question. 592 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,697 You hadn't asked a question. 593 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,698 That's right. Yes, yes, yes. 594 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,743 That's right. 595 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,531 Thank you. 596 00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:15,750 And now an original composition 597 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:19,494 I like to call "Smitten with Kittens." 598 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,760 Oh, man. I love music.