1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,480 ( voices shouting ) 2 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,390 Man: So stay with us, because later this afternoon, 3 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,126 we're lucky enough to be talking to Anna Scott, 4 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,660 Hollywood's biggest star by far. 5 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,329 Miss Scott's latest film 6 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,630 is once again topping the charts... 7 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:40,874 ♪ She may be the face I can't forget ♪ 8 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:44,411 ♪ A trace of pleasure or regret ♪ 9 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:48,448 ♪ May be my treasure or the price ♪ 10 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:51,151 ♪ I have to pay 11 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:54,254 ♪ She may be the mirror 12 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,256 ♪ Of my dream 13 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,592 ♪ A smile reflected in a stream ♪ 14 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:03,363 ♪ She may not be what she may seem ♪ 15 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:07,133 ♪ Inside her shell 16 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:13,606 ♪ She who always seems so happy in a crowd ♪ 17 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,477 ♪ Whose eyes can be so private and so proud ♪ 18 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:23,483 ♪ No one's allowed to see them when they cry ♪ 19 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:28,521 ♪ She may be the love that cannot hope to last ♪ 20 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:32,392 ♪ May come to me from shadows of the past ♪ 21 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:36,362 ♪ That I'll remember till the day ♪ 22 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,431 ♪ I die 23 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:43,403 ♪ She may be the reason I survive ♪ 24 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:47,240 ♪ The why and wherefore I'm alive ♪ 25 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,410 ♪ The one I'll care for through the rough ♪ 26 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,745 ♪ And ready years 27 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:58,218 ♪ Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears ♪ 28 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,654 ♪ And make them all my souvenirs ♪ 29 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:05,291 ♪ For where she goes I've got to be ♪ 30 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,461 ♪ The meaning of my life is ♪ 31 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:11,397 ♪ She 32 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:15,168 ♪ She... 33 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:21,608 ♪ Oh, she. 34 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,411 - Man: Of course, I've seen her films, 35 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,746 and always thought she was, 36 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:29,215 well, fabulous, but, you know, 37 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,451 a million, million miles from the world I live in, 38 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,720 which is here-- Notting Hill, 39 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:36,556 my favorite bit of London. 40 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,691 There's the market on weekdays selling every fruit 41 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:42,495 and vegetable known to man. 42 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,397 - ...five for a pound! 43 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,733 - The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk 44 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:50,436 and now can't remember why he chose "I love Ken." 45 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,572 The radical hairdressers where everyone comes out 46 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,741 looking like the Cookie Monster, 47 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,776 whether they want to or not. 48 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,711 And then, suddenly, it's the weekend, 49 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,446 and from break of day hundreds of stalls 50 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,315 appear out of nowhere, 51 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,751 filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate. 52 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,452 And wherever you look, thousands of people 53 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:08,521 are buying millions of antiques, 54 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,623 some genuine and some... 55 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,993 not quite so genuine. 56 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,762 And what's great is that lots of friends have ended up 57 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,597 in this part of London. 58 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:20,833 That's Tony, for example, architect turned chef, 59 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,635 who recently invested all the money he ever earned 60 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,604 in a new restaurant. 61 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,774 And so, this is where I spend my days and years, 62 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:29,842 in this small village in the middle of the city 63 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,744 in a house with a blue door 64 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,847 that my wife and I bought together before she left me 65 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,383 for a man who looked exactly like Harrison Ford. 66 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,052 And where I now lead a strange half-life 67 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,653 with a lodger called-- 68 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,522 Spike! 69 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,661 - Hi. You couldn't help me 70 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,364 with an incredibly important decision, could you? 71 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,466 - Is this important in comparison to, let's say, 72 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,068 whether they should cancel Third World debt? 73 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,403 - That's right, I am at last going out on a date 74 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,505 with the great Janine, and I just wanna be sure 75 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,773 I've picked the right T-shirt. 76 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,543 - What are the choices? - Well, wait for it. 77 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:12,485 First, there's this one. 78 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,387 ( growls ) Cool, huh? 79 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,356 - Yeah, it might make it hard 80 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,758 to strike a really romantic note. 81 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,760 - Point taken. Don't despair. 82 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,395 If it's romance we're looking for, 83 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,597 I believe I have just the thing. 84 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,770 - Yeah, well, there again, she might not think 85 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,739 you had true love on your mind. 86 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,508 - Right. Just one more. 87 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,716 True love, here I come. 88 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,757 - Well, yeah. 89 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:54,494 Yeah, that's-- that's, um, perfect. 90 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,829 - Great. Thanks. 91 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,766 Wish me luck. - Good luck. 92 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,840 ( man narrating ) And so it was just another hopeless Wednesday, 93 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,710 as I walked the thousand yards through the market to work, 94 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,712 never suspecting that this was the day 95 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:15,481 that was gonna change my life forever. 96 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:19,852 This is work, by the way-- my little travel bookshop. 97 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,922 Morning, Martin. - Morning, mon seigneur. 98 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:26,392 - Which... well, sells travel books, 99 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:27,927 and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell 100 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,630 many of those. 101 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,399 ( calculator keys clicking ) 102 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,836 Classic. Profit from major sales push, 103 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,806 minus 347 pounds. 104 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:44,977 - Shall I, uh, go and get you a cappuccino? 105 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,414 You know, ease the pain a bit? - Yeah, yeah. 106 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,616 Better make it a half. All I can afford. 107 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,652 - ( laughing ) Get your logic. 108 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,721 Demi-cappu coming right up. 109 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:59,425 ( doorbell rings ) 110 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,517 - Um, can I help you at all? 111 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,653 - No, thanks. I'll just look around. 112 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,790 - Fine. 113 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,799 Uh, that book's really not great. 114 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:42,668 Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. 115 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,971 You'd be wasting your money. 116 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,939 But if it's Turkey you're interested in, 117 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:50,009 this one, on the other hand, is very good. 118 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,245 Um, I think the man who wrote it 119 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,547 has actually been to Turkey, which helps. 120 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:58,551 There's also a very amusing incident with a kebob, 121 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,953 which is one of many amusing incidents. 122 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,022 - Thanks, I'll think about it. 123 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,592 - Or, in the bigger hardback variety, there's-- 124 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,729 I'm sorry, can you just give me a second? 125 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,535 Excuse me. 126 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,603 - Yes? - Bad news. 127 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,071 - What? 128 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,608 - We've got a security camera in this bit of the shop. 129 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:24,010 - So? 130 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,579 - So, I saw you put that book down your trousers. 131 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:32,251 - What book? - The one down your trousers. 132 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,855 - I don't have a book down my trousers. 133 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,924 - Right. I tell you what, 134 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,992 I'll call the police, and, um, 135 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,961 what can I say, if I'm wrong about the whole 136 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,729 "book down the trousers" scenario, 137 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,064 I really apologize. 138 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,700 - Okay. What if... 139 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:50,069 I did have a book down my trousers? 140 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:52,905 - Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk, 141 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:56,742 you'd remove the "Cadogan Guide to Bali" from your trousers 142 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:01,647 and, uh, either wipe it and put it back or buy it. 143 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,650 I'll see you in a sec. 144 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,652 I'm sorry about that. 145 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,055 - No, it's fine. 146 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,025 I was gonna steal one, but now I've changed my mind. 147 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:16,095 Oh, signed by the author, I see. 148 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,698 - Um, yeah, couldn't stop him. 149 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,634 If you can find an unsigned one, it's worth an absolute fortune. 150 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,670 - ( chuckles ) - Excuse me. 151 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,772 - Yes? - Can I have your autograph? 152 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,075 - Uh, sure. 153 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,644 - Uh-- - Yes. 154 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,113 - What's your name? - Rufus. 155 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,622 What does it say? 156 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,023 - That's my signature, and above it, 157 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,859 it says, "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail." 158 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,694 - Good one. 159 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,932 - Do you want my phone number? 160 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,600 - Tempting. 161 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,069 But... no. Thank you. 162 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:04,043 I will take this one. 163 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,712 - Oh, right, right. So, uh-- 164 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,147 Well, on second thoughts, um, 165 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,816 maybe it's not that bad after all. 166 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,619 Actually, it's a sort of classic, really. 167 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:14,987 None of those childish kebob stories 168 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,390 you find in so many books these days. 169 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,392 And... I tell you what. 170 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,627 I'll throw in one of those for free. 171 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:24,030 Useful for lighting fires, 172 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,732 wrapping fish, that sort of thing. 173 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,138 - Thanks. - Pleasure. 174 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,084 ( door closing ) 175 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,238 - Cappuccino, as ordered. 176 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,009 - Thanks. 177 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:13,112 I don't think you'll believe who was just in here. 178 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,915 - Who? Was it someone famous? 179 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,884 - No, no. - No? 180 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,720 - No. - Would be exciting, though, 181 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:24,123 wouldn't it, if someone famous came into the shop, hmm? 182 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:28,027 Do you know-- and this is pretty amazing, actually-- 183 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,763 but I once saw Ringo Starr. 184 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,965 - Where was that? - Kensington High Street. 185 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,800 At least I think it was Ringo. 186 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,870 It might have been that man from "Fiddler on the Roof." 187 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,706 You know, Toppy. - Topol. 188 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,175 - Yes, that's right. Topol. 189 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,012 - Mm-hmm. 190 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,213 Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't-- 191 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,148 doesn't look at all like, uh, Topol. 192 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,251 - Yeah, but he was-- he was quite a long way away from me. 193 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:55,721 - So actually it could've been neither of them. 194 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,491 - Yes, I suppose so, yes. 195 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,092 - It's not a classic anecdote, is it? 196 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,695 - Not a classic, no. No. 197 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:07,933 - Another one? 198 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,170 - ( sighs ) Yes-- no! 199 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,839 Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice. 200 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:14,840 ( laughing ) 201 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,814 - Server: Okay, thanks. - See you later. 202 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,049 - Bye-bye. 203 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,857 - Oh! - Oh! Shit! 204 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,060 - Oh, my God! - Bugger! I'm so sorry. 205 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,062 I'm so sorry. Here. Let me-- 206 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,030 - Get your hands off! 207 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,966 - I'm really sorry. I live just over the street. 208 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,203 I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up. 209 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,772 - No, thank you, I just need to get my car back. 210 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,240 - I also have a phone. 211 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,209 I'm confident that in five minutes we could have you 212 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,545 spick-and-span and back on the street again. 213 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,814 In the non-prostitute sense, obviously. 214 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,519 - All right, well-- 215 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,987 What do you mean, "just over the street"? 216 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,789 Give it to me in yards. 217 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,858 - Uh, 18 yards. 218 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,994 That's my house there with the blue front door. 219 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,768 Come on in. I'll just-- I'll just-- 220 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,907 Um, right, right. 221 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,809 Come in. 222 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:27,146 It's, um, not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear. 223 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:30,249 But the bathroom's on the top floor. 224 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,385 And the telephone's just-- just up here. 225 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,324 Here, let-- let me-- 226 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:48,033 Um, round the corner. Straight on-- straight on up. 227 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,139 Bugger. 228 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,342 ( groaning ) 229 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,913 Uh-oh. 230 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,627 - Uh... 231 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,997 would you like a cup of tea before you go? 232 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,299 - No. - Coffee? 233 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:24,203 - No. - Orange juice? 234 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:28,941 Probably not. Um, something else cold. 235 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,943 Uh... 236 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,311 ( bottles rattling ) 237 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:35,080 Coke? Water? 238 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,082 Some disgusting sugary drink 239 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,218 pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest? 240 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,886 - No. 241 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,288 - Would you like something to eat? 242 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,657 Uh, something to nibble? 243 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:48,460 Um, apricots soaked in honey? 244 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,197 Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them 245 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,233 tasting of apricots and makes them taste like honey, 246 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,036 and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey 247 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,438 instead of apricots. 248 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,208 But nevertheless, there we go. 249 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,243 They're yours if you want them. 250 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,178 - No. 251 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,150 - Do you always say "no" to everything? 252 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,388 - No. 253 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,258 I'd better be going. 254 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,461 Thanks for your, uh, help. 255 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,263 - You're welcome. 256 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:29,902 And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly. 257 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,138 I'll just take my one chance to say it. 258 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,974 After you've read that terrible book, 259 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,909 you're certainly not gonna be coming back to the shop. 260 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,412 - Thank you. 261 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:43,916 - Yeah. Well, my pleasure. 262 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:58,297 So... 263 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,966 it was nice to meet you. 264 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,069 Surreal but, um-- but nice. 265 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,307 Sorry. 266 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,943 ( voices chattering outside ) 267 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:19,184 "Surreal but nice"? What was I thinking? 268 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,426 ( doorbell ringing ) 269 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,399 - Hi. - Hi. 270 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,267 - I forgot my other bag. 271 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,436 - Oh, right. Right. 272 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,514 - Thanks. 273 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:23,582 - I'm very sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment. 274 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,251 Disaster. - That's okay. 275 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:31,156 I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point. 276 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,792 - ( chuckling ) - ( doorknob rattling ) 277 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,128 Oh, my God. My flatmate. 278 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,597 I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him. 279 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,266 - Ahem. 280 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,268 - Spike: Hey. - Hi. 281 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,404 - I'm just going into the kitchen to get some food. 282 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,139 Then I'm gonna tell you a story 283 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,576 that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins. 284 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:59,084 - Probably best not to tell anyone about this. 285 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,587 - Right. Right, no one. 286 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,822 I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes. 287 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,558 But don't worry. I won't believe it. 288 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,367 - Bye. - Bye. 289 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,481 - There's something wrong with this yogurt. 290 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,887 - It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise. 291 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,123 - Oh, right. There we are then. 292 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,358 Mm. 293 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,627 On for a videofest tonight? 294 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,697 I got some absolute classics. 295 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,603 - Smile. - No. 296 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,875 - Smile. 297 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,545 - I've got nothing to smile about. 298 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,556 - Okay. 299 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,358 In about seven seconds, 300 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,161 I'm going to ask you to marry me. 301 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,370 - Spike: Imagine. 302 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,372 Somewhere in the world there's a man 303 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,309 who's allowed to kiss her. 304 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,311 - ( laughing ) 305 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,747 - Yes, she is... 306 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,384 fairly fabulous. 307 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,328 - Do you have any books by Dickens? 308 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:53,265 - No, no, I'm afraid we're a travel bookshop. 309 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,301 We only sell travel books. 310 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,569 - Oh, right. 311 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,739 How about the new John Grisham thriller? 312 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,342 - Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- 313 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,410 that's a novel, too, isn't it? 314 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,778 - Oh, right. 315 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,483 ( sighs ) 316 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,752 Have you got "Winnie the Pooh"? 317 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,423 - Martin, your customer. 318 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,459 - Uh, can I help you? - ( bell ringing ) 319 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,635 ♪ Once in a lifetime... 320 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,373 - Hey. 321 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,741 - Hi. 322 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:42,347 Just, um, incidentally, 323 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,350 uh, why are you wearing that? 324 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,785 - Combination of factors, really. 325 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,820 No clean clothes. 326 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,290 - There never will be, you know, unless you actually 327 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,524 clean your clothes. 328 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,594 - Right. Vicious circle. 329 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,463 And I was, like, rooting around in your things, 330 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,767 and I found this, and I thought, "Cool." 331 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,536 Kinda spacey. 332 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:10,642 There's something wrong with the goggles, though. 333 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,579 - No, they were, um, prescription. 334 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,746 - Groovy. 335 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,449 - So I could see all the fishes properly. 336 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,518 - You should do more of this stuff. 337 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,353 - So, look, any messages today? 338 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,289 - Yeah, I wrote a couple down. 339 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,724 - So there were two, there were two messages? 340 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,392 Right? 341 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,698 - You want me to write down all your messages? 342 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:37,035 - Okay, who are the ones that you didn't write down from? 343 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,471 - ( sighs ) 344 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,739 No, gone completely. 345 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,708 Oh, no, there was one from your mum. 346 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,077 She said don't forget lunch, and her leg's hurting again. 347 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,546 - No one else? - Absolutely no one else. 348 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,651 Though if we're going for this obsessive 349 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,453 writing-down-all- the-messages thing, 350 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:58,490 some American girl called Anna called a few days ago. 351 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,730 - What did she say? 352 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,398 - Well, it was genuinely bizarre. 353 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,368 She said, "Hi, it's Anna." 354 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,537 Then she said, "Call me at The Ritz," 355 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,574 and then gave herself a completely different name. 356 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,908 - Which was? 357 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,544 - Absolutely no idea. 358 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,913 Remembering one name's hard enough. 359 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,882 - No, I-- I know that, she-- she said that. 360 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,685 Um, I know she's using another name. 361 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:29,888 The problem is she left the message with my flatmate, 362 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,357 which was a very serious mistake. 363 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,793 Um, I don't know, imagine, if you will, 364 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,595 the stupidest person you've ever met. 365 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,463 Are you doing that? 366 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,465 - Yes, sir, I have him in my mind. 367 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,767 - Right, and now double it. 368 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,436 And that is the-- what can I say-- 369 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,838 the git that I am living with. 370 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:50,575 And he can't remember-- - Try "Flintstone." 371 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:51,910 - I'm sorry, what? 372 00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,579 - I think she said her name was "Flintstone." 373 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:59,718 - I don't-- I don't suppose 374 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,720 "Flintstone" rings any bells, does it? 375 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,121 - Oh, I'll put you right through, sir. 376 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,490 - Oh, my God. 377 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,430 "Hello." "Hi." 378 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,831 - "Hi there." - Hello? 379 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:14,866 - Hi. Hi. 380 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,970 Sorry, it's William Thacker. - Yes? 381 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,808 - Uh, we-- I work in a bookshop. 382 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,479 Oh, no, I promise you I've-- 383 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,880 I've never played anything cool in my entire life. 384 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,450 My flatmate, who I'll stab to death later, 385 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,952 never gave me the message. 386 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,922 I don't know, perhaps, um, 387 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:40,525 I could drop 'round for tea later or something. 388 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,965 Right. Right, great. 389 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,935 Bye. - ( line clicks ) 390 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,608 Classic. 391 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,648 Classic. 392 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,945 ( piano music playing ) 393 00:23:41,853 --> 00:23:43,989 Which floor? - Three, please. 394 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,997 ( elevator bell rings ) 395 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:15,520 - Uh, are you sure this is-- 396 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,557 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. 397 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:31,102 - Hi, hi, I'm Karen. - Hi. 398 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,738 - I'm sorry, things are running a little bit late. 399 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:34,973 Here's the, uh, thing. - Cheers. 400 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:38,643 - Do you wanna come this way? 401 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,946 Through here. 402 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,048 ( reporters chattering ) 403 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,319 - So, what did you think of the film? 404 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,555 - Yeah, I thought it was fantastic, I thought it was, uh, 405 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:53,525 "Close Encounters" meets "Jean de Florette." 406 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,996 - I agree. 407 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:00,732 - I'm sorry, I didn't get down what magazines you're from. 408 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:03,668 - "Time Out." - Great. 409 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,604 And you're from? 410 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,944 - Uh, "Horse and Hound." 411 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,784 The name's William Thacker, I think, actually, 412 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:21,653 she might be expecting me. 413 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,155 - Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check. 414 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:31,663 - I see you've, uh-- I see you've brought her some flowers. 415 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,032 - ( laughing ) No. 416 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:38,136 These are for my, um, grandmother. 417 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,805 She's in a hospital just down the road. 418 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:43,074 Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know. 419 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:47,078 - Sure, right. Absolutely, yeah, yeah. 420 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:50,348 Which hospital's that? 421 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,816 - Do you mind me not saying? 422 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,652 It's a rather distressing disease, 423 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,353 and the name of the hospital kind of gives it away. 424 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,956 - Absolutely, sure. Cheers. 425 00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,691 Ooh, yes. 426 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,127 - Right, uh, Mr. Thacker? Will you come this way? 427 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,863 - Right. 428 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,865 - You've got five minutes. 429 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:19,844 - William: Hi. - Hello. 430 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:23,415 - Um, I brought these, but clearly-- 431 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:27,852 - No, they're great. They're great. 432 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:29,854 - Uh, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back. 433 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,856 The whole "two-names concept" 434 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,726 was totally too much for my flatmate's pea-sized intellect. 435 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,661 - No, it's a stupid privacy thing. 436 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,797 I always pick a cartoon character. 437 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,832 Last time I was "Mrs. Bambi." 438 00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,167 ( door closing ) 439 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:46,905 - Everything all right? - Yes, thank you. 440 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,175 - And you're from, uh, "Horse and Hound." 441 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,410 - Yeah. - Good. 442 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,146 - Is that so? Well. 443 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:03,822 - So, uh... 444 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:11,663 Uh, I'll just fire away then, shall I? 445 00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:15,200 Right. 446 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,968 Uh... 447 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:22,073 The film's great, and... 448 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:25,910 I just was wondering whether you ever thought 449 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:31,182 of having, um, more, uh, horses in it? 450 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,018 - Man: Ahem. 451 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:37,956 - Uh, well, we would have liked to, 452 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:43,061 but it was, um, difficult, obviously, being set in space. 453 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:48,733 - Space, right, yeah. Yeah, obviously very difficult. 454 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,203 I'm so sorry, I arrived outside. 455 00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:54,205 They thrust this thing into my hand, I didn't-- 456 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:56,307 - No, it's my fault, I thought this would all be over by now. 457 00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:00,045 I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing. 458 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,080 I seriously don't know what came over me. 459 00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:05,116 And I just wanted to make sure that you were fine about it. 460 00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:09,954 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 461 00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:11,089 Absolutely fine. 462 00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:13,158 ( door closing ) 463 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,326 - Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen 464 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,961 to talk about her next project 465 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:20,799 which is, um, shooting later in the summer. 466 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:23,935 - Ah, yes, excellent. Excellent. 467 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:33,144 Any horses in that one? 468 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,779 Or hounds for that matter, our readers 469 00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:37,215 are equally intrigued by both species. 470 00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:42,220 - It takes place on a submarine. 471 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,889 - Oh. Well, bad luck. 472 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,861 But... 473 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,796 if there were horses in it, 474 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,132 would you be riding them? 475 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:58,770 Or would you be getting a stunthorse-double-man-thing? 476 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:04,876 ( chuckling ) I'm a complete moron. 477 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,878 I apologize. I-- 478 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,179 This is very weird, it's the sort of thing 479 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:12,016 that happens in dreams, not in real life. 480 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:15,353 I mean, good dreams. It's a-- 481 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:18,990 It's a dream, in fact, to see you again. 482 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:23,862 - What happens next in the dream? 483 00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:30,301 - I suppose in the, uh, dream-- 484 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:34,205 dream scenario-- I just, uh, 485 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:35,840 change my personality, 486 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:39,043 because you can do that in dreams and... 487 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:45,383 walk over and, uh, kiss the girl. 488 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:48,052 But, uh... 489 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:59,931 - Time's up, I'm afraid. Did you get what you wanted? 490 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,867 - Um, nearly, nearly. 491 00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:06,371 - Well, maybe just one last question. 492 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,206 - Sure. Ahem. 493 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:10,875 - Right, right. 494 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,343 ( door closing ) 495 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:16,214 Are you busy tonight? 496 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:18,082 - Yes. 497 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,418 - Right. Right. 498 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,022 - Come in. 499 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:27,091 - Well, it was nice to meet you. 500 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,893 - Yes, and you. 501 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:31,429 - Surreal, but nice. 502 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:34,165 - Thank you. 503 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:36,100 You are "Horse and Hounds'" favorite actress. 504 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,102 - ( chuckles ) 505 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,906 - You and Black Beauty. Tied. 506 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,013 - How was she? 507 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:52,383 - Oh, um... fabulous. 508 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,152 - Excellent. Yeah-- wait a minute. 509 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,654 She-- she took your grandmother's flowers. 510 00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,258 - Uh, yeah, yeah. That's right. 511 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:01,659 Bitch. 512 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,095 - Oh, Mr. Thacker? Mr. Thacker? 513 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,463 If you'd like to come with me, we can just rush you 514 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:08,366 through the others. - The others? 515 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:11,035 - Mr. Thacker is from "Horse and Hound." 516 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:16,374 - How's it going? - Very well, thank you. 517 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:20,144 - Have a seat. 518 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:23,248 - Well, did you enjoy the film? 519 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,384 - Yes, enormously. 520 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:30,288 - Well, fire away. - Right. 521 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,724 Did you enjoy making the film? 522 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:34,959 - Yes, I did. 523 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,061 - Good. 524 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,997 Any bit in particular? 525 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,966 - You tell me what bit you enjoyed the most, 526 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,069 and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making that bit. 527 00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:51,042 - Uh, I... 528 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,244 liked the bit in space... 529 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:56,981 very much. 530 00:31:57,015 --> 00:32:00,184 Did you identify with the character you're playing? 531 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:03,521 ( speaking Spanish ) 532 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:05,023 - No. 533 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:08,059 - No. 534 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:13,431 - Oh. Why not? 535 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:16,534 ( speaking Spanish ) 536 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:23,207 - Because he's playing a psychopathic flesh-eating robot. 537 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,210 - Classic. 538 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:31,115 So, uh, is this your first film? 539 00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:34,085 - ( laughing ) No, it's my 22nd. 540 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,354 - Of course it is. 541 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:39,390 Any favorites among the 22? 542 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,326 - Working with Leonardo. 543 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:44,228 - Da Vinci? 544 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,230 - DiCaprio. - Of course. 545 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:49,233 ( chuckling ) 546 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:52,403 And is-- is he your favorite Italian director? 547 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,539 ( reporters chattering ) 548 00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,445 - Mr. Thacker? - Oh, no. 549 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:03,147 - Have you got a minute? - No. 550 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,155 - Hi. 551 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,525 - Hi. 552 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:18,396 - Um, yeah, so the, um, 553 00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:20,465 the-- the thing I was doing tonight, 554 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,633 I'm not doing anymore. 555 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,103 I told them I had to spend the evening 556 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:29,273 with "Britain's premier equestrian journalist." 557 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:32,410 - Oh. Well, great. 558 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,545 Fantastic. That's, uh-- 559 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,615 Oh, shittity brickitty. 560 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,417 It's my sister's birthday. 561 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,486 Shit. We're meant to be having dinner. 562 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,321 - Okay, that's fine. - No. 563 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,256 I'm sure I can get out of it. 564 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:49,494 - No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll be your date. 565 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,597 - You-- you'll be my date 566 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:55,466 to my little sister's birthday party? 567 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,602 - If it's all right. 568 00:33:57,635 --> 00:33:59,370 - Well, yeah, I'm sure it's all right. 569 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:01,305 My friend Max is cooking, 570 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,673 and he is generally acknowledged 571 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,208 to be the worst cook in the world. 572 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:06,677 But, um, you know, 573 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,846 you could hide the food in your handbag or something. 574 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,315 - Okay. 575 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:12,550 - Okay. 576 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:16,888 - He's bringing a girl? 577 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,457 - Miracles do happen. 578 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:23,494 - Does the girl have a name? - Don't know, wouldn't say. 579 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:26,197 - Oh, Christ, what is going on in there? 580 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,532 ( doorbell ringing ) 581 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,567 Oh, God! 582 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,206 Hi, come on in. Vague food crisis. 583 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,644 ( sizzling ) 584 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:42,613 - Hiya! Sorry. 585 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:46,417 The guinea fowl is proving more complicated than expected. 586 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:49,687 - He's cooking guinea fowl? - Don't even ask. 587 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,490 - Hi. - Hi. 588 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,492 Good Lord, you're the spitting image of-- 589 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:58,362 - Bella, this is Anna. 590 00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,465 - Right. - Okay, crisis over. 591 00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:03,501 - Max, this is Anna. 592 00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:07,171 - Hi. - Hello, Anna. 593 00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:09,674 Scott. Have some wine. 594 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:12,243 - Thank you. 595 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,479 - ( doorbell ringing ) - I'll get it. 596 00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:19,383 - Red or white? 597 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,718 - Oh! - Hi. 598 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:22,487 - Hi. 599 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,423 - Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you. 600 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,592 - Look, your brother's brought this girl. 601 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,760 - Hi, guys. 602 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,230 Oh, holy fuck! 603 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:33,764 - Hon, this is Anna. 604 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,234 Anna, this is Honey, she's my baby sister. 605 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:38,269 - Oh. Hi. 606 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,506 - Oh, God, this is one of those key moments in life 607 00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:44,308 when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool, 608 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:49,247 and I-- I'm going to fail just a hundred percent. 609 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:55,686 I-- I absolutely, totally and utterly adore you. 610 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,989 And I just think 611 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:00,558 you are the most beautiful woman in the world. 612 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:03,361 And, more importantly, I genuinely believe, 613 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,363 and I've believed for some time now, 614 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:08,766 that-- that we could be best friends. 615 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:11,569 So, what do you think? 616 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,571 - ( chuckles ) Uh... 617 00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:15,506 uh, lucky me. 618 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:17,308 - ( laughing ) 619 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:20,311 - Mm, well, happy birthday. 620 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:23,014 - Oh, you gave me a present. 621 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:25,383 We're best friends already then. 622 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,251 Marry Will, he's a really nice guy. 623 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:28,486 Then we can be sisters. 624 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,589 - Well, I'll think about it. 625 00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:34,559 - ( doorbell ringing ) - That'll be Bernie. 626 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,462 - Hi. - Hi, sorry I'm late. 627 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:41,732 Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. 628 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:44,268 Millions down the drain. - Well done. 629 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,670 Bernie, this is Anna. 630 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,338 - Hello, Anna, delighted to meet you. 631 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,806 - And you. - Honey bunny! 632 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:51,609 ( singing ) Happy birthday to you! 633 00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:53,611 Hi, Bella. - Hi. 634 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,713 - Mwah. It-- it's a hat. 635 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,316 You don't have to wear it or anything. 636 00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:01,485 - Hi, Will. - Hi. 637 00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,721 Hi. 638 00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:06,490 Hi. - What? 639 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,492 - Wine, Bernie? - Mm. 640 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:09,827 ( cork popping ) 641 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,529 - You haven't slept with her, have you? 642 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:12,563 - That is a cheap question, and the answer is, 643 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,298 of course, no comment. 644 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:15,633 - No comment means "yes." - No, it doesn't. 645 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:17,335 - Do you ever masturbate? - Definitely no comment. 646 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:19,303 - You see, it means "yes." 647 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:20,638 - Oh, my God! 648 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:24,508 - So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do? 649 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,646 - I'm an actress. - Oh, splendid. 650 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,681 - What do you do? 651 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:31,849 - I'm actually in the stock market myself, 652 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:34,652 so, uh, not really similar fields. 653 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,755 Though, um-- um, I have done the odd bit of amateur stuff. 654 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:42,493 Um-- uh, P.G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know. 655 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:46,397 ( chuckling ) "Careful there, Vicar." 656 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,532 Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting. 657 00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:50,601 - I mean, the wages are a scandal, aren't they? 658 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,536 - They can be. 659 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,605 - I see friends from university-- clever chaps. 660 00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:56,440 Been in the business longer than you. 661 00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:59,810 They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year. 662 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,681 You know, it's no life. 663 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,416 What sort of acting do you do? 664 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:08,352 - Films, mainly. 665 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,821 - Oh, splendid. Oh, well done. 666 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,890 How's the pay in movies? 667 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:18,095 Mm, I mean, last film you did, what'd you get paid? 668 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,565 - $15 million. 669 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,834 - Right. 670 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:27,905 So that's, well, fairly good. 671 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:29,707 - Right, I think we're ready. 672 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,575 - Ooh. - Okay. 673 00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:33,611 - Bella, can you tell me where I can find-- 674 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,912 - Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah. 675 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,447 It's down the corridor on the right. 676 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,516 - I'll show you. I'll show you. 677 00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:42,586 - ( whispering ) Quickly, quickly, quickly. 678 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,754 Talk very, very quickly. 679 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,489 What are you doing here with Anna Scott? 680 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,525 - Anna Scott?! - Yes. Shut up! 681 00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:49,593 - What, the film star? - Shh! 682 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,595 - Oh, God! - What? 683 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:53,698 - Oh, oh, God. Oh, Goddy-God. 684 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,466 - What did you say to her? - No. 685 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,734 - I don't believe it, I don't believe it. 686 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,669 I actually walked into the loo with her. 687 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:01,172 I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans. 688 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,940 She had to ask me to leave. 689 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,543 - Oh, God, so you knew who she was? 690 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:06,811 - ( laughing ) Of course I did, 691 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,145 but he didn't, he didn't! 692 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,747 - I did-- well, not instantly, 693 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,550 but I-- I-- I got away with it. 694 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,518 ( all chattering ) 695 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,489 - What do you think of the guinea fowl? 696 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,458 - I'm a vegetarian. 697 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,427 - Oh, God. 698 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:26,697 - So, how's the guinea fowl? 699 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,999 - Best guinea fowl I've ever tasted. 700 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,769 ♪ It's amazing how you 701 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:34,972 ♪ Can speak right to my heart... ♪ 702 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:37,608 ( all chattering ) 703 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:43,614 - Bernie, Bernie... - ♪ Without saying a word 704 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,883 ♪ You can light up the dark ♪ 705 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:56,794 ♪ Try as I may, I can never explain ♪ 706 00:39:56,827 --> 00:40:00,664 ♪ What I hear when you don't say a thing... ♪ 707 00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:02,933 ( party crackers popping, women squealing ) 708 00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,702 - Max: Having you here, Anna, 709 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,904 firmly establishes what I've long suspected-- 710 00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:09,807 that we really are the most desperate lot of underachievers. 711 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,041 - Bernie: Shame. 712 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,810 - I'm not saying it's a bad thing. 713 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:16,814 In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. 714 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:19,683 I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize, 715 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,620 to the saddest act here. 716 00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:23,921 - Uh-oh. - Bern. 717 00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:26,524 ( all laughing ) - Yeah, all right. 718 00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:28,058 Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it? 719 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,529 I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand, 720 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,831 and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. 721 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:36,600 I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty. 722 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:39,937 And nobody fancies me. 723 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:42,506 And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will. 724 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,842 - Nonsense. I fancy you. 725 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,511 - Really? - Yeah. 726 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,513 Or I did before you got so fat. 727 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:52,283 - You see? And unless I'm much mistaken, 728 00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:54,618 your job still pays you rather a lot of money, 729 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:56,687 whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week 730 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,889 flogging her guts out in London's worst record store. 731 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:01,592 - Yes! And I haven't got hair. 732 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,860 I've got feathers. 733 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,795 And I've got funny goggly eyes. 734 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,631 And I'm attracted to cruel men. 735 00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:09,600 And, actually, no one will marry me 736 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,837 because, um, my boosies have actually started shrinking. 737 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,738 - Max: You see, it's incredibly sad. 738 00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:16,674 - Yeah, but on the other hand, her best friend is Anna Scott. 739 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:17,908 - Well, that's true, I can't deny it. 740 00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:19,577 I mean, she needs me, what can I say? 741 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,812 ( all laughing ) 742 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:24,982 - And most of her limbs work, whereas I'm stuck in this thing 743 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:27,685 day and night, in a house full of ramps. 744 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:30,921 And to add insult to serious injury, 745 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:34,792 I've totally given up smoking, my favorite thing. 746 00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:40,297 And, um, well, the truth is, 747 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,633 we can't have a baby. 748 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:51,041 - Oh, Belle. 749 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,977 - C'est la vie. 750 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,617 Still, um, we're lucky in lots of ways. 751 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:01,619 But surely, that's worth a brownie. 752 00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:03,988 ( chuckling ) 753 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:07,124 - Well, I don't know. 754 00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:09,360 Look at William. 755 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:11,662 Very unsuccessful professionally. 756 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,696 - That's true. 757 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,365 - Divorced. 758 00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:17,668 Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges. 759 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,036 ( laughing ) 760 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:21,038 And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again 761 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:23,073 once she's heard that his nickname at school was-- 762 00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:24,808 - No. Don't-- - "Floppy." 763 00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:26,777 - You did, I can't believe it, you did. 764 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,945 ( laughing ) 765 00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:29,780 Thanks very much. Thank you. 766 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:31,081 Well, at least I get the last brownie, right? 767 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:32,950 - Max: I think you get it. 768 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,119 - Well, wait, what about me? 769 00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,822 - I'm sorry? 770 00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:41,058 You think you deserve the brownie? 771 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,826 - ( chuckles ) 772 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:45,062 Well, a shot at it at least, huh? 773 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,664 - All right, well, you'll have to prove it. 774 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,065 I mean, this is a very, very good brownie 775 00:42:48,098 --> 00:42:51,101 and I am gonna fight for it. 776 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:54,738 - I've been on a diet every day since I was 19, 777 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,942 which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. 778 00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,843 ( all laughing ) 779 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:03,914 I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. 780 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:06,850 Uh, and every time I get my heart broken, 781 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,185 the newspapers 782 00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:11,622 splash it about as though it's entertainment. 783 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:18,862 And it's taken two rather painful, um, operations 784 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,698 to get me looking like this. 785 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:23,000 - Really? - Really. 786 00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:29,673 And one day not long from now, 787 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:33,877 my looks will go, they will discover I can't act, 788 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,080 and I will become 789 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,449 some sad, middle-aged woman 790 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:41,151 who looks a bit like someone 791 00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:43,187 who was famous for a while. 792 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:53,897 - No, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone. 793 00:43:53,931 --> 00:43:56,467 ( all laughing ) - No. 794 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,103 - Pathetic effort to hog the brownie. 795 00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:02,473 - Thank you for such a terrific time. 796 00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:05,242 - I'm delighted. 797 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:08,245 - That's a great tie. - Now, you're lying. 798 00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:10,948 - Okay, it's true. I told you I was bad at acting. 799 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,217 Lovely to meet you. - Yeah, and you. And you. 800 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,852 I'll wait until you've gone before I tell him 801 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:16,120 you're a vegetarian. 802 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:17,254 - No! 803 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:20,924 - ( chuckling ) Oh! 804 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,192 Good night. 805 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,261 - I'm so sorry about the loo thing. 806 00:44:24,294 --> 00:44:27,031 I meant to leave, but I just... 807 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:28,899 Look, ring me if you want someone to go shopping with. 808 00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:30,868 I know lots of nice, cheap places. 809 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:33,070 I mean, not that money is necessarily-- 810 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:34,872 It's just so nice to meet you. 811 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,073 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 812 00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:38,008 - You're my style guru. - Oh. 813 00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:40,210 Sorry, can I just... - Oh. 814 00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:42,212 - Thanks. - Leave her. 815 00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:44,081 - Good night, everyone. - Bye. 816 00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:46,917 - Max, Belle, I'll see you in a couple of days. 817 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:48,152 - Thank you, everybody. 818 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,953 - Call us. - Bye, guys. 819 00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:51,789 - Bye, Anna. - Speak to you soon, bye. 820 00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:53,257 - Love your work. - Bye, Hon. 821 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:54,992 - Anna: Night. 822 00:44:57,127 --> 00:45:00,064 ( yelping, shouting ) 823 00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:05,536 - Sorry, they always do that when I leave the house. 824 00:45:05,569 --> 00:45:09,273 It's a stupid thing. I hate it. 825 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,885 - "Floppy," huh? - It's the hair. 826 00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:24,288 - Mm-hmm. - It's to do with the hair. 827 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,893 - Why is she in a wheelchair? 828 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:34,198 - Uh, because she had an accident about 18 months ago. 829 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:37,167 - And the pregnancy thing, is that to do with the accident? 830 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,169 - You know, I'm not sure. I don't think they tried 831 00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:42,306 for kids before, as fate would have it. 832 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:54,084 Do you want to...? 833 00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,954 My place is just-- 834 00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:59,123 - Too complicated. 835 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:01,358 - That's fine. 836 00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:03,127 ( chuckling ) 837 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,799 - Busy tomorrow? 838 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,269 - I thought you were leaving tomorrow. 839 00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:14,905 - I was. 840 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:18,876 - William: All these streets 'round here 841 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:21,211 have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them. 842 00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:22,613 They're like little villages. 843 00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:24,381 - Let's go in. 844 00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:26,350 - Ah, no, that's the point. They're private villages. 845 00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:29,119 Only the people who live 'round the edges are allowed in. 846 00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:32,990 - Oh. You abide by rules like that? 847 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:35,259 - I don't, no, no. But, uh, others do. 848 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,960 I just do what I want. 849 00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:37,995 ( rattling ) 850 00:46:38,028 --> 00:46:40,864 Um... right. 851 00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:47,004 - Whoopsie-daisies. - ( laughing ) 852 00:46:47,037 --> 00:46:48,639 What did you say? 853 00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:50,073 ( dog barking ) 854 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,209 - Nothing. - Yes, you did. 855 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:53,944 - No, I didn't. 856 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:56,346 - You said, "Whoopsie-daisies." 857 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:59,016 - No one says, "Whoopsie-daisies," do they? 858 00:46:59,049 --> 00:47:00,350 I mean, unless they're-- - There is no "unless" 859 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:02,019 'cause no one has said "Whoopsie-daisies" 860 00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:03,954 for what, 50 years? And even then it was-- 861 00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:07,224 it was just little girls with blonde ringlets. 862 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:11,128 - Exactly. Right. So here we go again. 863 00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:14,665 Oh! Oh! Whoopsie-daisies. 864 00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:16,233 - ( laughing ) 865 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,137 - Yeah, well, it's a disease, it's a clinical thing. 866 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,139 I'm taking pills and having injections. 867 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,907 And I'm told it won't last long, so-- 868 00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:25,309 - Okay, stand aside. 869 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:26,443 - I don't think that's a good idea. 870 00:47:26,476 --> 00:47:27,978 - Mm. 871 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,047 - Really, it's quite tricky. 872 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,115 Anna...? 873 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:34,017 Anna, don't, it's harder than it-- 874 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:36,453 No, it's not, it's easy. 875 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,328 ( birds chirping ) 876 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,030 - Come on, "Flopsy." 877 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,498 - Right. 878 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,201 All right. 879 00:47:51,235 --> 00:47:53,237 ( grunting ) 880 00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:56,006 Oh, bugger. 881 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:59,042 Oh, God, this could be very unpleasant. 882 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:05,916 Ay! Bugger, bugger. 883 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,422 Now, what in the world in this garden 884 00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:15,292 could make that ordeal worthwhile? 885 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:23,066 ♪ It's amazing how you 886 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,403 ♪ Can speak right to my heart... ♪ 887 00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:31,275 Nice garden. 888 00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:34,311 ♪ Without saying a word 889 00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:37,981 ♪ You can light up the dark... ♪ 890 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,553 - ( Anna laughing ) - ♪ Try as I may 891 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:47,357 ♪ I can never explain 892 00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:52,529 ♪ What I hear when you don't say a thing ♪ 893 00:48:57,067 --> 00:49:00,270 - ♪ You say it best - ♪ You say it best... 894 00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:03,473 ♪ When you say nothing at all. ♪ 895 00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:06,476 - "For June who loved this garden-- 896 00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:10,113 from Joseph who always sat beside her." 897 00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:17,454 Some people do spend their whole lives together. 898 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,464 ♪ All day long I can hear ♪ 899 00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:31,401 ♪ People talking out loud ♪ 900 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:39,509 - ♪ But when you hold me near - ♪ When you hold me near... 901 00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:42,179 - ♪ You drown out the crowd 902 00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:46,516 - ♪ Out the crowd... 903 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:51,054 ♪ Try as they may, they can never define... ♪ 904 00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:52,823 - Anna: Come and sit with me. 905 00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:57,294 ♪ What's been said between your heart and mine ♪ 906 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:04,201 ♪ The smile on your face lets me know that you need me ♪ 907 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:06,103 ♪ There's a truth in your eyes... ♪ 908 00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:08,839 - Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! 909 00:50:08,872 --> 00:50:10,273 Have you seen my glasses? 910 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:12,175 - No, afraid not. 911 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:14,177 - Big, big bollocks! 912 00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:16,146 Average day, my glasses are everywhere. 913 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:17,614 Everywhere I look, there's a pair of glasses. 914 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,150 But when I want to go to the cinema, they've vanished. 915 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:22,152 It's one of life's real cruelties. 916 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:24,421 - That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East 917 00:50:24,454 --> 00:50:27,124 or testicular cancer, is it? 918 00:50:27,157 --> 00:50:29,226 - Oh, shit. Is that the time? 919 00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:32,596 Thanks for all your help on the glasses thing. 920 00:50:32,629 --> 00:50:35,198 - Oh, you're welcome. Did you find them? 921 00:50:35,232 --> 00:50:37,601 - Sort of. - Great. 922 00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:48,445 ♪ Oh 923 00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:54,117 ♪ The smile on your face lets me know that you need me ♪ 924 00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:56,119 ♪ There's a truth in your eyes ♪ 925 00:50:56,153 --> 00:51:00,090 ♪ Saying you'll never leave me ♪ 926 00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:04,361 ♪ The touch of your hand 927 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:07,431 ♪ Says you'll catch me wherever I fall... ♪ 928 00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:09,433 - So, who left who? 929 00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:12,402 - Uh, she left me. - Why? 930 00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:15,172 - She saw through me. 931 00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:17,441 - Uh-oh. That's not good. 932 00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:20,610 - You can give me Anna Scott any day. 933 00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:23,246 - ( groans ) I didn't like her last film. 934 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,681 Fell asleep as soon as the lights went down. 935 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:26,483 - I don't really care what the film's like. 936 00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:29,352 Any film with her in, it's fine by me. 937 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:31,288 ( men laughing ) 938 00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,457 - She's not my type at all. I prefer that other one. 939 00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:36,626 You know, blonde, sweet-looking. 940 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,929 You know, what's-her-name, has an orgasm 941 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:40,497 every time you take her out for a cup of coffee. 942 00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:42,632 - Man: Meg Ryan. - Friends: Yeah, yeah. 943 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:44,267 - Man: Nah, she's too wholesome. 944 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:46,303 You see, the point about Miss Scott 945 00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:49,306 is she's got that twinkle in her eye, eh? 946 00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:50,640 - Probably drug-induced, 947 00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:52,509 spends most of her life in bloody rehab. 948 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,611 - Well, whatever, she's so clearly up for it. 949 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:57,614 You see, most girls, they're all like, "Stay away, chum." 950 00:51:57,647 --> 00:52:01,651 But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it. 951 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:03,487 ( men laughing ) 952 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,256 Do you know that in over 50% of the languages, 953 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,657 the word for "actress" is the same 954 00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:10,293 as the word for "prostitute"? 955 00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:12,929 - ( men laughing ) - Where did you get that from? 956 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:17,667 - And Anna is your definitive actress-- 957 00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:20,403 someone really filthy you can just flip over 958 00:52:20,437 --> 00:52:23,206 and start again. - ( men laughing ) 959 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,541 - Right, that's it, sorry. 960 00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:26,409 - No, no, there's really no point. 961 00:52:26,443 --> 00:52:29,379 ( all laughing ) 962 00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:31,548 - Um, sorry-- sorry to disturb you guys. 963 00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:33,450 - But, um-- - Can I help? 964 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,685 - Well, yeah, I wish I hadn't overheard your conversation, 965 00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,554 but I did. 966 00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:40,423 And, um, I just think, you know, 967 00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:42,692 the person you're talking about is a real person. 968 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:44,294 And I think she probably deserves 969 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,729 a little bit more consideration 970 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:49,299 rather than having jerks like you drooling over her. 971 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:51,801 - Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad? 972 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:54,738 ( snickering, laughing ) 973 00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:01,811 - I'm sorry. - No, no, I love that you tried. 974 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,580 Time-wise, I'd have done the same thing. 975 00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:05,315 In fact... 976 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:07,751 - ( laughter continues ) - Can't take you anywhere. 977 00:53:10,754 --> 00:53:13,323 - Hi. 978 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:14,724 - Oh, my God. 979 00:53:14,758 --> 00:53:16,493 - I just wanted to apologize for my friend. 980 00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,028 He's very sensitive. 981 00:53:18,061 --> 00:53:19,763 - Uh, look, I'm sorr-- - No, no, no, no, no. 982 00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:21,698 Leave it, it's, you know-- I'm sure you didn't mean 983 00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:24,734 any harm, I'm sure it was just friendly banter. 984 00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:27,304 I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. 985 00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:30,373 Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good. 986 00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:36,613 I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that. 987 00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:38,014 - No, you were brilliant. 988 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,684 - I'm rash and I'm stupid. 989 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,852 What am I doing with you? 990 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,855 - Uh, I don't know, I'm afraid. 991 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,291 - I don't either. 992 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,664 Here we are. 993 00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:56,533 - Yes. 994 00:53:58,368 --> 00:54:00,637 Well, look-- - Do you wanna come up? 995 00:54:02,772 --> 00:54:05,408 - Well, there seem to be 996 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:07,744 lots of reasons why I shouldn't, so-- 997 00:54:07,777 --> 00:54:10,680 - There are lots of reasons. 998 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:16,753 Do you wanna come up? 999 00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:22,792 Give me five minutes? 1000 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,379 - Hi. - Hi. 1001 00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:48,451 To be able to do that is such a wonderful thing. 1002 00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:50,520 - You've got to go. - Why? 1003 00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:53,423 - Because my boyfriend who was in America 1004 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:55,659 is, in fact, now in the next room. 1005 00:54:55,692 --> 00:54:56,893 - Boyfriend? - Yes. 1006 00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:59,763 - Hey, baby, who is it? - Uh, it's, uh-- 1007 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,568 Uh... - Uh, room service. 1008 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,570 - Oh. How you doing? 1009 00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:11,408 I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats. 1010 00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:13,410 - Usually we do. 1011 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:16,413 But I was just, uh-- just changed to go home. 1012 00:55:16,446 --> 00:55:20,517 And, um, then I thought I'd take this final call. 1013 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,951 - Oh, great. 1014 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,720 If you don't mind, I would like something too. 1015 00:55:23,753 --> 00:55:26,656 Could you bring me up some really, really cold water? 1016 00:55:26,690 --> 00:55:28,458 - I'll see what I can do. 1017 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,527 - Still, not sparkling. 1018 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,395 - Absolutely, ice-cold still water. 1019 00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:33,963 - Unless, of course, it's illegal in the U.K. 1020 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:36,466 to serve beverages below room temperature. 1021 00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:37,634 - I wouldn't want you going to jail 1022 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,569 just to satisfy my whim, now. 1023 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:42,172 - No, I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. 1024 00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:44,140 - I-- - Hey, one more thing. 1025 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,409 If you don't mind, could you adios these dirty dishes 1026 00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:48,578 and take out that trash too? 1027 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:52,515 - Uh-- - Right. 1028 00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:54,884 - No, no, um, don't-- don't-- don't do that. 1029 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:57,620 I don't think it's his job to clear. 1030 00:55:57,654 --> 00:56:00,190 - Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1031 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:03,626 What's your name, man? 1032 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:04,828 - Bernie. 1033 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:07,497 - Oh, listen, Bernie. 1034 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:10,767 Thank you, I really appreciate it. 1035 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,936 Hey, you. - ( chuckling nervously ) 1036 00:56:17,006 --> 00:56:18,942 - So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. 1037 00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:22,679 Good surprise or nasty surprise? 1038 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,647 - Good surprise. - Oh, you're such a liar. 1039 00:56:24,681 --> 00:56:25,982 She hates surprises. 1040 00:56:26,015 --> 00:56:28,518 Hey, what are you gonna order? - Huh? 1041 00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:29,719 - From him, what are you gonna order? 1042 00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:32,655 - Oh, um, I haven't decided. 1043 00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:34,991 - Oh, well, don't overdo it. 1044 00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:36,860 I don't want people saying, "There goes that famous actor 1045 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,762 with the big, fat girlfriend." 1046 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:40,530 ( laughing ) 1047 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:41,731 ( door closing ) 1048 00:56:41,765 --> 00:56:43,566 - I should leave. 1049 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:53,042 This is a fairly strange reality to be faced with. 1050 00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:56,579 - I'm so sorry. 1051 00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:01,684 I don't know... 1052 00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:03,953 what to say. 1053 00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:06,523 - Well, 1054 00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,691 I think... 1055 00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:11,027 "goodbye" is traditional. 1056 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,074 ♪ I can think of younger days ♪ 1057 00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:03,847 ♪ When living for my life ♪ 1058 00:58:05,915 --> 00:58:08,017 ♪ Was everything 1059 00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:11,554 ♪ A man could want to do ♪ 1060 00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:17,026 ♪ I could never see 1061 00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:22,098 ♪ Tomorrow 1062 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,604 ♪ I was never told 1063 00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:33,009 ♪ About the sorrow 1064 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:37,947 ♪ And 1065 00:58:37,981 --> 00:58:42,118 ♪ How can you mend 1066 00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:45,688 ♪ A broken heart? 1067 00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:54,831 ♪ How can you stop the rain from falling down? ♪ 1068 00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,670 ♪ Tell me, how can you stop ♪ 1069 00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:05,842 ♪ That old sun from shining? ♪ 1070 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:10,813 ♪ What makes the world 1071 00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:14,350 ♪ Go 'round? 1072 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,953 - Come on. 1073 00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:19,822 Open up. 1074 00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:22,692 This is me. 1075 00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:23,760 Spikey. 1076 00:59:23,793 --> 00:59:25,094 - ( chuckling ) 1077 00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:27,196 - I'm in contact with some quite important 1078 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,732 spiritual vibrations. 1079 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:34,871 Come on. Hit me with it. 1080 00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:41,744 - There's this girl-- - Aha. 1081 00:59:41,778 --> 00:59:44,681 See, I been gettin' a female vibe. 1082 00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:45,715 Good. 1083 00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:47,984 Speak on, dear friend. 1084 00:59:48,017 --> 00:59:50,787 - Uh, she's someone who... 1085 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:54,190 can't be mine, and, uh... 1086 00:59:56,025 --> 00:59:57,994 it's as if I've taken love heroin, 1087 00:59:58,027 --> 01:00:01,731 and now I can't ever have it again. 1088 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:04,901 I've opened Pandora's box and there's trouble inside. 1089 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:07,003 - Mmm. 1090 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:11,441 Yeah. 1091 01:00:11,474 --> 01:00:13,042 Tricky. 1092 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:15,912 Tricky. 1093 01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:21,684 I knew a girl at school called Pandora. 1094 01:00:24,053 --> 01:00:26,055 Never got to see her box, though. 1095 01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:27,957 ( chuckling ) 1096 01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:29,425 - Right. 1097 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,694 - Right, thanks, that's very helpful. 1098 01:00:31,728 --> 01:00:33,129 - ( laughing ) 1099 01:00:35,031 --> 01:00:38,768 - You didn't know she had a boyfriend? 1100 01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:41,170 - No. No. 1101 01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:42,972 Why, did you? 1102 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,943 Oh, bloody hell. I don't believe it. 1103 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:50,279 My whole life ruined because I don't read "Hello! Magazine." 1104 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,882 - And let's face facts. 1105 01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:56,285 This was always a no-win situation. 1106 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:59,288 Anna's a goddess. 1107 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:01,057 You know what happens to mortals who get involved 1108 01:01:01,090 --> 01:01:02,225 with the gods. 1109 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:05,061 - Buggered, is it? - Every time. 1110 01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:06,796 But don't despair. 1111 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:09,098 I think I have the solution to your problems. 1112 01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:10,767 - Ooh! - Really? 1113 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,869 - Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa, 1114 01:01:12,902 --> 01:01:14,871 and she works in the contracts department. 1115 01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:18,074 The hair, I admit, is unfashionably frizzy, 1116 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:19,509 but she's bright as a button 1117 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:22,145 and kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row. 1118 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,514 Apparently. - ( others laughing ) 1119 01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:27,050 ( doorbell ringing ) 1120 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,751 Now, try. 1121 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,891 Tessa: - Oh, I got completely lost. 1122 01:01:34,924 --> 01:01:36,325 It's very difficult, isn't it? 1123 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,061 Everything's got the word "Kensington" in it-- 1124 01:01:38,094 --> 01:01:39,762 Kensington Park Road, Kensington Garden, 1125 01:01:39,796 --> 01:01:41,097 Kensington bloody Park Garden. 1126 01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:42,865 - Tessa, this is Bella, my wife. 1127 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:44,233 - Hello. - Hello. 1128 01:01:44,267 --> 01:01:46,002 - You're in a wheelchair. - That's right. 1129 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:48,337 - And this is William. 1130 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,907 - Hello, William. - Hi. 1131 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:52,842 - Max has told me everything about you. 1132 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:53,976 - Has he? 1133 01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:56,813 - Oh, yes. You are a naughty boy. 1134 01:01:56,846 --> 01:01:59,115 - Wine? - Oh, yes, please. 1135 01:01:59,148 --> 01:02:01,117 Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed. 1136 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:03,152 - Red or white? - ( chuckling ) Red. 1137 01:02:05,988 --> 01:02:07,323 - Keziah. 1138 01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:10,326 - Some woodcock? 1139 01:02:10,359 --> 01:02:13,796 - No, thank you. I'm a fruitarian. 1140 01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:15,131 - Ah. 1141 01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:19,936 What is a "fruitarian," exactly? 1142 01:02:19,969 --> 01:02:23,873 - We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, 1143 01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:26,109 so we think cooking is cruel. 1144 01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:28,010 We only eat things that have actually fallen 1145 01:02:28,044 --> 01:02:30,146 from the tree or bush, 1146 01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:32,248 and that are, in fact, dead already. 1147 01:02:34,183 --> 01:02:36,319 - Ah. 1148 01:02:36,352 --> 01:02:38,354 All right. 1149 01:02:38,387 --> 01:02:40,389 Right. 1150 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:42,925 So, um, these carrots? 1151 01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:44,293 - Have been murdered, yes. 1152 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:47,029 - Murdered? 1153 01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:50,166 Gosh, poor old carrots. That's-- 1154 01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,101 that's beastly. 1155 01:02:55,404 --> 01:02:58,841 - Delicious coffee. 1156 01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:00,409 - I'm sorry about the lamb. 1157 01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:02,044 - ( laughing ) - No. 1158 01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:06,149 I thought it was really, you know, interesting. 1159 01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:09,218 - "Interesting" means inedible. 1160 01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:11,320 - Really inedible, yes, you're right. 1161 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:13,422 ( laughing ) 1162 01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:19,228 Well, maybe we'll meet again. 1163 01:03:19,262 --> 01:03:23,099 - Yeah, yeah, that would be, uh-- 1164 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:25,101 be great. 1165 01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:34,310 - Bye. 1166 01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:56,098 - Well? 1167 01:03:56,132 --> 01:03:58,100 - Perfect. 1168 01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:00,236 Absolutely perfect. 1169 01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:05,341 - And? 1170 01:04:05,374 --> 01:04:07,009 - You see, I think you've forgotten 1171 01:04:07,043 --> 01:04:09,879 what an unusual situation you two have. 1172 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:15,384 To find someone you actually love, who'll love you. 1173 01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:18,888 I mean, the chances are always minuscule. 1174 01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:23,926 Look at me-- apart from the American, 1175 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,429 I've only loved two girls, both total disasters. 1176 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:28,164 - Oh, that's not fair. - No, really. 1177 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:29,398 One of them marries me, then leaves me 1178 01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:32,301 faster than you can say, "Indiana Jones." 1179 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:36,005 And the other, who seriously ought to have known better, 1180 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,040 casually marries my best friend. 1181 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:39,408 - She still loves you, though. 1182 01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:42,111 - Yeah, in a depressingly asexual way. 1183 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:45,982 - I never fancied you much, actually. 1184 01:04:46,015 --> 01:04:47,717 - ( chuckling ) 1185 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:50,152 - Oh, God. - ( laughing ) 1186 01:04:50,186 --> 01:04:54,023 I loved you, you were terribly funny, but, hmm-- 1187 01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:56,058 all that kissing my ears. 1188 01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:58,427 - I don't believe it, this is just getting worse. 1189 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:00,396 I shall find myself 30 years from now 1190 01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:03,266 still sitting on this sofa. 1191 01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:07,169 - Do you wanna stay? - Yeah. Why not? 1192 01:05:07,203 --> 01:05:10,506 All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman. 1193 01:05:14,043 --> 01:05:16,412 - Here we go. 1194 01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:18,514 - Good night. - Night. 1195 01:05:25,054 --> 01:05:27,089 ( speaking softly, laughing ) 1196 01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:40,236 - See you. - Right, right. 1197 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,240 - Good. 1198 01:05:47,510 --> 01:05:50,146 - Guilty. Very, very guilty. 1199 01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:52,348 - So it seems. 1200 01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:58,354 ( dog barking ) 1201 01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:31,320 ( water splashing ) 1202 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:35,491 ( doorbell ringing ) 1203 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:41,297 - ( softly ) Hi. 1204 01:06:43,632 --> 01:06:45,601 Can I come in? 1205 01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:47,336 - Come in. 1206 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:58,447 - They were taken years ago. 1207 01:06:58,481 --> 01:07:01,283 I know it was-- 1208 01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:05,054 but I was poor, and, it happens a lot. 1209 01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:08,457 That's not an excuse. I just-- 1210 01:07:11,327 --> 01:07:14,430 But, to make matters worse, 1211 01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:17,633 it now appears as though 1212 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,336 someone was filming me as well. 1213 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:25,574 So, what was a stupid photo shoot 1214 01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:27,643 now looks like a porn film. 1215 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:33,449 The pictures have been sold and they're just... 1216 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:35,384 everywhere. 1217 01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:41,590 I didn't know where to go. 1218 01:07:43,492 --> 01:07:45,761 The hotel's surrounded. 1219 01:07:49,632 --> 01:07:53,169 I know it's been months, but... 1220 01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:54,703 - This is the place. 1221 01:07:57,706 --> 01:08:00,109 - Thank you. 1222 01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:06,482 I'm just in London for two days, 1223 01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:08,684 but what with your papers, 1224 01:08:08,717 --> 01:08:11,587 it's the worst place to be. ( sobs ) 1225 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:14,390 I mean, these pictures are just so horrible, 1226 01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:17,526 and they're so grainy, and it makes me look like-- 1227 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,262 - Don't think about it. 1228 01:08:22,231 --> 01:08:24,366 We'll sort it out. 1229 01:08:27,336 --> 01:08:31,640 Now, what would you like? Um, tea? 1230 01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:33,509 Bath? 1231 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:39,748 - ( softly ) A bath would be great. 1232 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,417 ( door slamming ) 1233 01:08:43,219 --> 01:08:45,521 - Oh, Christ alive! 1234 01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:52,495 Brilliant. Fantastic. 1235 01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,299 Magnificent. 1236 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:07,176 - You must be Spike. 1237 01:09:15,551 --> 01:09:17,386 - ( exhaling ) 1238 01:09:19,755 --> 01:09:21,223 - Hi. 1239 01:09:21,257 --> 01:09:25,327 - Just... checkin'. 1240 01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:31,800 Thank you, God. 1241 01:09:35,638 --> 01:09:38,541 - I'm really sorry about last time. 1242 01:09:38,574 --> 01:09:40,809 - Oh-- - I mean, he just flew in. 1243 01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:42,811 I had no idea. - All right. 1244 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:47,583 - In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again. 1245 01:09:47,616 --> 01:09:50,486 - Listen, it's not often one has the opportunity 1246 01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:53,322 to "adios" the plates of a major Hollywood film star. 1247 01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:56,258 It was, um-- it was thrilling for me. 1248 01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:02,331 So, how is he? 1249 01:10:03,832 --> 01:10:05,701 - I don't know. 1250 01:10:08,637 --> 01:10:10,706 It just got to the point where I couldn't remember 1251 01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:13,776 any of the reasons why we were together. 1252 01:10:15,477 --> 01:10:17,680 And you and love? 1253 01:10:19,782 --> 01:10:23,419 - Oh, well, there's a question... 1254 01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:26,288 without an interesting answer, so... 1255 01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:29,858 Yeah. 1256 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:33,762 - I have thought about you. 1257 01:10:33,796 --> 01:10:35,864 - Oh. 1258 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:40,569 - It's just that any time I've tried to keep 1259 01:10:40,603 --> 01:10:44,640 anything normal with a person that was... 1260 01:10:44,673 --> 01:10:46,709 normal, it's just been a disaster. 1261 01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:51,347 - Yeah, no, listen, I appreciate that, absolutely. 1262 01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:53,382 So what is that, a film you're doing? 1263 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:56,685 - Um, start in L.A. on Tuesday. 1264 01:10:58,487 --> 01:11:01,590 - Would you like me to take you through your lines? 1265 01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:04,693 - Would you? 'Cause it's all talk, talk, talk. 1266 01:11:04,727 --> 01:11:06,395 - Hand it over. 1267 01:11:08,397 --> 01:11:11,834 Right. Um, basic plot? 1268 01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:14,870 - I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer 1269 01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:17,072 who in about 20 minutes is gonna save the world 1270 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,908 from nuclear disaster. 1271 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,877 - Mm-hmm, okay, well done, you. 1272 01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:23,412 "Message from Command. Would you like them 1273 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:24,480 to send in the HKs?" 1274 01:11:24,513 --> 01:11:25,914 - "No, turn over four TRSs 1275 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,584 and tell them we need radar feedback before the KFTs 1276 01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,386 return at 1900. 1277 01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:31,820 Then inform the Pentagon we'll need Black Star cover 1278 01:11:31,854 --> 01:11:33,756 from 1000 through 1215." 1279 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,591 And if you say one word about how many mistakes 1280 01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,493 I made in that speech, I'll pelt you with olives. 1281 01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:39,428 - "Very well, Captain, I'll pass that on straightaway." 1282 01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:40,696 - Thank you. 1283 01:11:40,729 --> 01:11:42,431 How many mistakes did I make? - Eleven. 1284 01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,667 - Damn it. "And Wainwright--" 1285 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,635 - Cartwright. 1286 01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:48,804 - Cartwright, Wainwright, whatever your name is, 1287 01:11:48,837 --> 01:11:50,806 "I promised little Jimmy I'd be home for his birthday, 1288 01:11:50,839 --> 01:11:52,408 so could you get a message to him 1289 01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:53,575 that I may be a little late?" 1290 01:11:53,609 --> 01:11:55,678 - "Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny?" 1291 01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:58,113 - My son's name is Johnny? - Yep. 1292 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,449 - Well, then get a message to him too. 1293 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:02,851 - "I'll do what I can, Captain, but I can't promise anything." 1294 01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:05,120 - And, um, Cartwright goes. 1295 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:08,857 - ( exhaling ) What do you think? 1296 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:10,426 - Gripping. 1297 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:11,827 You know, it's not Jane Austen. 1298 01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:14,863 It's not Henry James, but it's gripping. 1299 01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:16,932 - Think I should do Henry James instead? 1300 01:12:16,965 --> 01:12:18,734 - Well, I think you would be brilliant in Henry James. 1301 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:22,137 But, you know, this writer-- writers-- 1302 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:24,173 they're pretty damn good too. 1303 01:12:24,206 --> 01:12:26,809 - Well, you never get anyone on "Wings of the Dove" saying, 1304 01:12:26,842 --> 01:12:29,745 "Inform the Pentagon we need Black Star cover." 1305 01:12:29,778 --> 01:12:31,680 - And for me, the book is the poorer for it. 1306 01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:40,889 - I can't believe you have that picture. 1307 01:12:40,923 --> 01:12:43,559 - You like Chagall? 1308 01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:45,561 - I do. 1309 01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:48,430 It feels like how love should be-- 1310 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:51,533 floating through a dark blue sky. 1311 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,169 - With a goat, playing a violin. 1312 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,904 - Well, yes. 1313 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:59,408 Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. 1314 01:13:20,629 --> 01:13:21,964 You have big feet. 1315 01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,802 - Yes. 1316 01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:30,706 Yes, always-- always have had. 1317 01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:34,009 - You know what they say about men with big feet. 1318 01:13:35,711 --> 01:13:37,713 - No, I don't know, what's that? 1319 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:41,550 - Uh, "big feet, 1320 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:44,019 large... shoes." 1321 01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:46,455 - ( laughing ) 1322 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:52,528 - The thing that is so irritating is that now 1323 01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:55,531 I'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses. 1324 01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:58,033 - You actually have clauses in your contract about nudity? 1325 01:13:58,066 --> 01:13:59,968 - Definitely. 1326 01:14:00,002 --> 01:14:02,771 "You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, 1327 01:14:02,805 --> 01:14:04,239 but neither cheek. 1328 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:07,042 Or if there's a stunt bottom being used, 1329 01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:10,078 artist must have full consultation." 1330 01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,847 - You have a "stunt bottom"? 1331 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:15,617 - Well, I could have a stunt bottom, yes. 1332 01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:17,753 - Wow, and are people tempted to go 1333 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:19,588 for better bottoms than their own? 1334 01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,723 - ( chuckling ) Yeah. I mean, I would. 1335 01:14:21,757 --> 01:14:23,025 This is important stuff. 1336 01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:25,527 - It's one hell of a job, isn't it? 1337 01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:26,829 I mean, what do you put on your passport? 1338 01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:29,064 "Profession-- Mel Gibson's bottom." 1339 01:14:29,097 --> 01:14:31,633 - Actually, Mel does his own ass work. 1340 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:34,570 - Right. - Why wouldn't he? 1341 01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:38,307 - Absolutely. - It's delicious. 1342 01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:41,043 - What, the ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom? 1343 01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:44,012 - ( chuckling ) Both, equally. 1344 01:14:44,046 --> 01:14:46,782 - But, you wouldn't necessarily lick both? 1345 01:14:46,815 --> 01:14:48,684 - Well, this is tart. 1346 01:14:48,717 --> 01:14:51,086 ( both laughing ) 1347 01:14:51,119 --> 01:14:53,522 And fuzz-free. 1348 01:14:57,626 --> 01:15:00,062 - And, uh-- 1349 01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:02,598 Bedroom. There's clean sheets. 1350 01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:04,633 So... 1351 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:15,611 - Today's been a good day, 1352 01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,614 which in the circumstances, is... 1353 01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:21,149 unexpected. 1354 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,951 - Thank you. 1355 01:15:27,089 --> 01:15:30,158 Anyway, um... 1356 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:31,894 time for bed. 1357 01:15:33,662 --> 01:15:35,163 Or, sofa bed. 1358 01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:43,672 - Good night. 1359 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,941 - 'Night. 1360 01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:57,185 ( clock ticking faintly ) 1361 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,757 ( distant dog barking ) 1362 01:16:23,879 --> 01:16:27,015 ( faint creaking ) 1363 01:16:31,153 --> 01:16:33,689 Oh, my God. 1364 01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:42,931 Hello? 1365 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,135 - Hello. 1366 01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:48,804 - Spike. 1367 01:16:48,837 --> 01:16:51,239 - I wonder if I could have a little word. 1368 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:52,908 - Right. 1369 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:54,242 - I don't want to interfere or nothing, 1370 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,144 but she's just split up from her boyfriend, 1371 01:16:56,178 --> 01:16:57,713 that's right, isn't it? 1372 01:16:57,746 --> 01:16:59,147 - Maybe. 1373 01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:02,718 - And she's in your house. 1374 01:17:02,751 --> 01:17:04,052 - Yes. 1375 01:17:04,086 --> 01:17:07,823 - And you get on very well. 1376 01:17:07,856 --> 01:17:09,257 - Yes. 1377 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:13,695 - Well, isn't this, perhaps, a nice opportunity to... 1378 01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:19,034 slip her one? - Spike, for God's sakes. 1379 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:20,769 She's in trouble, just get a grip. 1380 01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:21,937 - Right, you think it's the wrong moment. 1381 01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:24,039 Fair enough. 1382 01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:29,878 - Do you mind if I have a go? 1383 01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:31,980 - Spike! - Right. Okay. 1384 01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:33,248 - I'll talk to you in the morning. 1385 01:17:33,281 --> 01:17:35,150 - Okay. 1386 01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:38,153 Might be too late, but okay. 1387 01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:40,155 ( faint creaking ) 1388 01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:42,157 ( creaking stops ) 1389 01:17:42,190 --> 01:17:44,960 ( creaking resumes ) 1390 01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:51,233 - ( groaning ) Please, sod off. 1391 01:17:51,266 --> 01:17:54,069 - Okay, sorry. - No. No, no! 1392 01:17:54,102 --> 01:17:57,739 Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else. 1393 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:03,078 I thought you were Spike. I'm thrilled that you're not. 1394 01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:06,374 ( whispering ) Wow. 1395 01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:11,279 - ( whispering ) What? 1396 01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:13,348 - Nothing. 1397 01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:52,354 It does strike me as, well, surreal, 1398 01:19:52,387 --> 01:19:54,356 that I'm allowed to see you naked. 1399 01:19:54,389 --> 01:19:56,358 - You and every person in this country. 1400 01:19:56,391 --> 01:19:59,161 - I'm sorry. 1401 01:19:59,194 --> 01:20:01,997 - What is it about men and nudity, huh? 1402 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:03,999 Particularly breasts. 1403 01:20:04,032 --> 01:20:07,335 How can you be so interested in them? 1404 01:20:07,369 --> 01:20:09,371 - Well-- - No, but, seriously. 1405 01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:11,206 They're just breasts. 1406 01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:14,075 Every second person in the world has them. 1407 01:20:14,109 --> 01:20:15,944 - More than that, actually, when you think about it. 1408 01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:17,946 You know, Meat Loaf has a very nice pair. 1409 01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:21,316 - ( chuckling ) But they're odd-looking. 1410 01:20:21,349 --> 01:20:24,219 They're for milk. Your mother has them. 1411 01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:26,454 You've seen a thousand of them. 1412 01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,356 What's all the fuss about? 1413 01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:31,226 - Actually, I can't think what it is, really. 1414 01:20:31,259 --> 01:20:32,928 Let me just have a quick look. 1415 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,435 - Nope, nope. Beats me. 1416 01:20:40,468 --> 01:20:42,037 - ( laughing ) 1417 01:20:44,472 --> 01:20:48,176 Rita Hayworth used to say, 1418 01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:52,080 "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me." 1419 01:20:52,113 --> 01:20:54,049 - Who was Gilda? 1420 01:20:54,082 --> 01:20:57,219 - Her most famous part. 1421 01:20:57,252 --> 01:21:00,255 Men went to bed with the dream, 1422 01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:03,925 and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality. 1423 01:21:05,427 --> 01:21:07,495 Do you feel that way? 1424 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:13,935 - You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been. 1425 01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:19,941 - I'll be right back. 1426 01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:35,056 Breakfast in bed. 1427 01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:36,291 - Oh. 1428 01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:39,294 - Or it's brunch or lunch or something. 1429 01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,296 - My God. 1430 01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:44,466 - Can I stay a bit longer? 1431 01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:49,271 - Stay forever. 1432 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:55,143 - Okay. Oh, forgot the jam. 1433 01:21:55,176 --> 01:21:56,444 - ( doorbell ringing ) 1434 01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:00,515 I'll get the jam, you get the door. 1435 01:22:11,293 --> 01:22:14,062 ( camera shutters clicking, reporters clamoring ) 1436 01:22:16,364 --> 01:22:18,133 - Jesus Christ. 1437 01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:23,371 - What? 1438 01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:26,007 What is it? 1439 01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:29,044 - Nothing, really. - You're up to something. 1440 01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:30,445 - Anna, no, please! 1441 01:22:30,478 --> 01:22:32,447 ( clamoring ) 1442 01:22:34,349 --> 01:22:36,084 - My God. 1443 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:39,220 And they got a picture of you dressed like that. 1444 01:22:39,254 --> 01:22:40,989 - Yes. 1445 01:22:42,824 --> 01:22:45,193 Undressed like this, yeah. 1446 01:22:46,528 --> 01:22:48,163 - Morning, darling ones. 1447 01:22:48,196 --> 01:22:50,498 - It's me. The press are here. 1448 01:22:50,532 --> 01:22:52,500 No, there are hundreds of them. 1449 01:22:52,534 --> 01:22:55,270 My brilliant plan was not so brilliant, I know. 1450 01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:58,540 I know, I know. Just get over here. 1451 01:22:58,573 --> 01:23:00,475 Damn it. 1452 01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:07,782 - Um, I wouldn't go outside. 1453 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:11,453 - Why not? 1454 01:23:11,486 --> 01:23:13,121 - Just take my word for it. 1455 01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:14,589 - Oh. 1456 01:23:22,397 --> 01:23:24,499 ( clamoring ) 1457 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:30,572 ( all whooping ) 1458 01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:38,113 How did I look? 1459 01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:41,116 Not bad. Not at all bad. 1460 01:23:41,149 --> 01:23:43,218 Well-chosen briefs, I'd say. 1461 01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:45,854 Chicks love gray. 1462 01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:48,456 Nice firm buttocks. 1463 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,429 - How are you doing? 1464 01:23:54,462 --> 01:23:56,564 - How do you think I'm doing? 1465 01:23:58,366 --> 01:23:59,567 - Listen, I don't know what happened. 1466 01:23:59,601 --> 01:24:01,336 - Oh, I do. 1467 01:24:01,369 --> 01:24:03,171 Your furry friend thought he'd make a buck or two 1468 01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:06,241 telling the papers where I was. 1469 01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:07,675 - That's not true. - Really? 1470 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,444 The entire British press got up this morning 1471 01:24:09,477 --> 01:24:11,346 and thought, "I know where Anna Scott is. 1472 01:24:11,379 --> 01:24:14,315 She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill." 1473 01:24:14,349 --> 01:24:17,218 And then you go out in your goddamn underwear! 1474 01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:19,320 - I went out in my goddamn underwear, too. 1475 01:24:19,354 --> 01:24:22,157 - Get out! - Sorry. 1476 01:24:22,190 --> 01:24:24,359 - I'm so sorry. 1477 01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:26,327 - This is such an unbelievable mess. 1478 01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:29,297 I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip, 1479 01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:30,899 and now I've just landed in it all over again. 1480 01:24:30,932 --> 01:24:34,135 I mean, for God's sake, I've got a boyfriend! 1481 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:35,570 - You have? 1482 01:24:35,603 --> 01:24:38,139 - Well, as far as they're concerned, I do, yes! 1483 01:24:38,173 --> 01:24:39,707 And now, tomorrow, there'll be pictures of you 1484 01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:42,610 in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu! 1485 01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:45,713 - I know that, but, just let's stay calm. 1486 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:47,649 - No, you can stay calm! - Right. 1487 01:24:47,682 --> 01:24:49,651 - All right, this is a perfect situation for you, isn't it? 1488 01:24:49,684 --> 01:24:52,287 Minimum input, maximum publicity. 1489 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,722 Everywhere you go, people will say, "Oh, well done, you. 1490 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:58,593 You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures." 1491 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:01,563 - This is spectacularly unfair. - That's yours. 1492 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,431 Who knows, maybe it'll even help business. 1493 01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:05,233 "Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy 1494 01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:06,367 that screwed Anna Scott." 1495 01:25:06,401 --> 01:25:08,403 - Now, stop! Stop! 1496 01:25:08,436 --> 01:25:10,271 Stop, I beg you! 1497 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:12,373 Calm down. How about a cup of tea? 1498 01:25:12,407 --> 01:25:15,643 - I don't want a goddamn cup of tea. 1499 01:25:15,677 --> 01:25:17,412 I just wanna go home. 1500 01:25:17,445 --> 01:25:19,514 - ( doorbell ringing ) - Spike, see who that is, 1501 01:25:19,547 --> 01:25:21,749 and put some clothes on, for God's sake. 1502 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,385 - ( clamoring continues ) - Looks like a chauffeur to me. 1503 01:25:24,419 --> 01:25:26,688 - Spike owes you an expensive dinner or a holiday, 1504 01:25:26,721 --> 01:25:28,256 depending if he's got the brains 1505 01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:29,757 to get the going rate on betrayal. 1506 01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,659 - That is not true. Wait a minute. 1507 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:34,629 This is crazy behavior. 1508 01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:38,199 Can't we just laugh about all this? 1509 01:25:38,233 --> 01:25:39,934 Seriously, in the huge sweep of things, 1510 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:41,569 this stuff doesn't matter. 1511 01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:43,271 - What he's gonna say next is there's people 1512 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:45,206 starving in the Sudan. 1513 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,774 - Well, there are, and we don't have to go 1514 01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:48,776 anywhere near that far. 1515 01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:51,379 My best friend slipped-- she slipped down stairs, 1516 01:25:51,412 --> 01:25:52,981 cracked her back, and she's in a wheelchair 1517 01:25:53,014 --> 01:25:54,649 for the rest of her life. 1518 01:25:54,682 --> 01:25:58,720 All I'm asking for is a normal amount of perspective. 1519 01:25:58,753 --> 01:26:01,456 - You're right. Of course, you're right. 1520 01:26:01,489 --> 01:26:04,425 It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for ten years. 1521 01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:06,394 You've had it for ten minutes. 1522 01:26:06,427 --> 01:26:09,564 Our perspectives are very different. 1523 01:26:09,597 --> 01:26:11,799 - Today's newspapers will be lining 1524 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,434 tomorrow's wastepaper bin. 1525 01:26:13,468 --> 01:26:15,270 - Excuse me? 1526 01:26:15,303 --> 01:26:17,772 - You know, it's just one day. 1527 01:26:17,805 --> 01:26:21,543 Tomorrow, today's papers will all have been thrown out. 1528 01:26:21,576 --> 01:26:23,711 - You really don't get it. 1529 01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,381 This story will be filed. 1530 01:26:26,414 --> 01:26:29,684 Every time anyone writes anything about me, 1531 01:26:29,717 --> 01:26:31,386 they'll dig up these photos. 1532 01:26:31,419 --> 01:26:33,421 Newspapers last forever. 1533 01:26:33,454 --> 01:26:35,790 I'll regret this forever. 1534 01:26:38,459 --> 01:26:40,361 - Right. 1535 01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:46,000 Right. 1536 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:48,436 I will feel the opposite, 1537 01:26:48,469 --> 01:26:52,574 if that's okay by you, and, uh, 1538 01:26:52,607 --> 01:26:55,510 always be glad that you came to stay. 1539 01:26:58,313 --> 01:27:01,049 But, um, you're probably right. 1540 01:27:01,082 --> 01:27:03,351 Yeah, you better go. 1541 01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:07,689 ( doorbell ringing ) 1542 01:27:14,329 --> 01:27:17,298 ( reporters yelling ) Anna! Anna! 1543 01:27:33,548 --> 01:27:34,849 ( sighing ) 1544 01:27:43,725 --> 01:27:45,560 Was it you? 1545 01:27:48,496 --> 01:27:52,667 - I may have told a few people down at the pub. 1546 01:27:54,902 --> 01:27:57,438 - Right. 1547 01:28:00,475 --> 01:28:04,445 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1548 01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:10,718 ♪ It's not warm when she's away ♪ 1549 01:28:12,954 --> 01:28:16,491 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1550 01:28:16,524 --> 01:28:19,427 ♪ And she's always gone too long ♪ 1551 01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:23,531 ♪ Any time she goes away... 1552 01:28:23,564 --> 01:28:25,667 ( rain pattering ) 1553 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:29,804 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1554 01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:36,344 ♪ It's not warm when she's away ♪ 1555 01:28:38,646 --> 01:28:41,849 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1556 01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:44,786 ♪ And she's always gone too long ♪ 1557 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:48,556 ♪ Any time she goes away... 1558 01:28:48,589 --> 01:28:51,459 ( wind whistling ) 1559 01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:55,463 ♪ Wonder this time where she's gone ♪ 1560 01:28:57,632 --> 01:29:01,569 ♪ Wonder if she's gone to stay ♪ 1561 01:29:03,771 --> 01:29:06,874 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1562 01:29:06,908 --> 01:29:09,844 ♪ And this house just ain't no home ♪ 1563 01:29:09,877 --> 01:29:13,781 ♪ Any time she goes away 1564 01:29:15,983 --> 01:29:19,420 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1565 01:29:19,454 --> 01:29:21,889 ♪ And this house just ain't no home ♪ 1566 01:29:21,923 --> 01:29:25,827 ♪ Any time she goes away 1567 01:29:27,962 --> 01:29:31,866 ♪ Any time she goes away ♪ 1568 01:29:34,001 --> 01:29:37,839 ♪ Any time she goes away 1569 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:43,878 ♪ Any time she goes away. ♪ 1570 01:29:46,748 --> 01:29:48,516 - Have I got something for you. 1571 01:29:48,549 --> 01:29:50,184 Something which will make you love me so much, 1572 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:53,788 you will want to hug me every day for the rest of my life. 1573 01:29:53,821 --> 01:29:56,591 - Blimey, what is it? - ( sighing ) 1574 01:29:56,624 --> 01:29:58,926 Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London 1575 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,596 and her agent in New York. 1576 01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:07,034 Listen, you think about her all the time. 1577 01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:08,870 Now you can ring her. 1578 01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:12,640 - Yeah. Brilliant, thanks. 1579 01:30:12,673 --> 01:30:13,875 - I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. 1580 01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:15,610 Ooh! Sexy cardi. 1581 01:30:18,846 --> 01:30:21,449 ( doorbell clangs ) 1582 01:30:39,066 --> 01:30:40,802 ( tapping on glass ) 1583 01:30:40,835 --> 01:30:43,571 - Shh! 1584 01:30:43,604 --> 01:30:45,973 Hello? Shh, I have a little speech to make. 1585 01:30:46,007 --> 01:30:48,676 I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered. 1586 01:30:48,709 --> 01:30:50,978 ( all laughing ) 1587 01:30:51,012 --> 01:30:54,015 Exactly a year ago today, this man here 1588 01:30:54,048 --> 01:30:56,551 started the finest restaurant in London. 1589 01:30:56,584 --> 01:30:57,885 - Hear, hear. - Thank you very much. 1590 01:30:57,919 --> 01:31:00,655 - Unfortunately, no one ever came to eat here. 1591 01:31:00,688 --> 01:31:03,591 - It's a tiny hiccup. - ( all laughing ) 1592 01:31:03,624 --> 01:31:06,861 - And so we have to face the fact that from next week, 1593 01:31:06,894 --> 01:31:08,763 we must find somewhere new to eat. 1594 01:31:08,796 --> 01:31:10,665 - Mmm. 1595 01:31:10,698 --> 01:31:13,968 - I just want to say to Tony, don't take it personally. 1596 01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:16,037 The more I think about things, the more I see 1597 01:31:16,070 --> 01:31:18,606 no rhyme or reason in life. 1598 01:31:18,639 --> 01:31:20,074 No one knows why some things work out 1599 01:31:20,107 --> 01:31:22,076 and some things don't. 1600 01:31:22,109 --> 01:31:24,879 Why some of us get lucky 1601 01:31:24,912 --> 01:31:27,014 and some of us-- - Get fired. 1602 01:31:27,048 --> 01:31:28,916 - What? - No! 1603 01:31:28,950 --> 01:31:31,652 - Yeah, well, it seems they're shifting the whole outfit 1604 01:31:31,686 --> 01:31:34,088 much more towards the emerging markets. 1605 01:31:34,121 --> 01:31:38,025 Um, and, of course, well, I was total crap, so-- 1606 01:31:38,059 --> 01:31:41,028 - A toast to Bernie, the worst stockbroker in the whole world. 1607 01:31:41,062 --> 01:31:43,998 - I thank ye. And Tony, the worst restaurateur. 1608 01:31:44,031 --> 01:31:46,033 - William: Tony and Bernie. - Bella: The terrible two. 1609 01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:49,337 - William: Both crap in their own special ways. 1610 01:31:49,370 --> 01:31:52,006 ( chattering ) 1611 01:31:52,039 --> 01:31:54,775 - Since it's an evening of announcements, 1612 01:31:54,809 --> 01:31:58,045 uh, I've also got one. 1613 01:31:58,079 --> 01:32:01,315 Um, I've decided to get engaged. 1614 01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:06,921 I've found myself a nice, slightly odd-looking bloke... 1615 01:32:06,954 --> 01:32:11,893 who I know is gonna make me happy for the rest of my life. 1616 01:32:11,926 --> 01:32:14,695 - Wait a sec. I mean, I-- 1617 01:32:14,729 --> 01:32:17,031 I'm your brother, I don't know anything about this. 1618 01:32:17,064 --> 01:32:20,768 Is he-- I don't know, is he financially viable? 1619 01:32:20,801 --> 01:32:22,136 ( chuckling ) 1620 01:32:22,169 --> 01:32:25,573 - He's an artist, with brilliant prospects. 1621 01:32:27,642 --> 01:32:29,076 - This is a secret you've been keeping from me. 1622 01:32:29,110 --> 01:32:30,811 - Bella: No, no, I swear! 1623 01:32:30,845 --> 01:32:32,747 - ( whispering ) By the way, it's you. 1624 01:32:36,017 --> 01:32:38,085 - Me? 1625 01:32:38,119 --> 01:32:40,988 - What do you think? 1626 01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:42,723 - Well, yeah. 1627 01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:46,727 Groovy. 1628 01:32:48,162 --> 01:32:52,700 - Excuse me, are there any more announcements? 1629 01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:54,835 - Well, actually, um, yes. 1630 01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:57,371 I feel I should apologize to everyone 1631 01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,874 for my behavior over the last six months. 1632 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:03,678 I have, as you know, been somewhat down in the mouth. 1633 01:33:03,711 --> 01:33:04,845 - There's an understatement. 1634 01:33:04,879 --> 01:33:07,114 There are dead people on better form. 1635 01:33:07,148 --> 01:33:10,952 - But I just wish to make it clear that I've turned a corner, 1636 01:33:10,985 --> 01:33:13,154 and, um, henceforward 1637 01:33:13,187 --> 01:33:15,923 intend to be impressively happy. 1638 01:33:21,062 --> 01:33:25,166 - ♪ Without a love of my own ♪ 1639 01:33:29,003 --> 01:33:33,174 ♪ Blue moon - ♪ Ba-boom, ba-boom 1640 01:33:33,207 --> 01:33:36,711 ♪ You knew just what I was there for... ♪ 1641 01:33:36,744 --> 01:33:39,747 - Bella: Oh, God. I'm horribly drunk. 1642 01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:41,215 - ♪ You heard me saying a prayer for... ♪ 1643 01:33:41,248 --> 01:33:42,984 - Me, too. Come here. 1644 01:33:43,017 --> 01:33:45,052 - ♪ Ba-boom, ba-boom 1645 01:33:45,086 --> 01:33:48,255 - ♪ Someone I really could care for... ♪ 1646 01:33:48,289 --> 01:33:52,760 - So you've laid the ghost? - ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah... 1647 01:33:52,793 --> 01:33:54,862 - I believe I have. 1648 01:33:54,895 --> 01:33:58,099 - Don't give a damn about the famous girl? 1649 01:33:58,132 --> 01:34:00,034 - No. 1650 01:34:00,067 --> 01:34:02,903 No, I don't think I do. 1651 01:34:02,937 --> 01:34:04,772 - Which means you won't be distracted by the fact 1652 01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:07,241 that she's back in London grasping her Oscar, 1653 01:34:07,274 --> 01:34:09,443 and currently to be found filming, most days, 1654 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:12,480 on Hampstead Heath. 1655 01:34:12,513 --> 01:34:14,215 - Oh, God, no. 1656 01:34:17,885 --> 01:34:20,821 - So... not over her, in fact. 1657 01:34:58,192 --> 01:35:00,227 ( man laughing ) 1658 01:35:03,998 --> 01:35:06,967 - Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um-- 1659 01:35:07,001 --> 01:35:09,303 I'm looking for Anna Scott. - Does she know you're coming? 1660 01:35:09,336 --> 01:35:13,040 - No. No, uh, she doesn't. 1661 01:35:13,074 --> 01:35:15,009 - I'm afraid I can't let you through, sir. 1662 01:35:15,042 --> 01:35:16,811 - Right. 1663 01:35:16,844 --> 01:35:20,014 I mean, I am actually a friend. I'm not a lunatic, but-- 1664 01:35:21,348 --> 01:35:23,017 No, you basically, uh-- 1665 01:35:23,050 --> 01:35:26,287 - Can't let you through, sir. 1666 01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:07,928 - Well, this is, uh-- 1667 01:36:07,962 --> 01:36:11,899 - I only found out you were here yesterday. 1668 01:36:11,932 --> 01:36:13,400 - Well, I was going to call, but I-- 1669 01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:17,571 - Uh, Anna? - Yes, um... 1670 01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:19,874 things aren't going very well, and it's our last day. 1671 01:36:19,907 --> 01:36:22,576 - Absolutely, yeah, you're clearly very busy. 1672 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:25,179 - But if-- if you could wait, 1673 01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:28,115 there are things to say. 1674 01:36:32,653 --> 01:36:34,188 - Okay. 1675 01:36:36,223 --> 01:36:39,059 - Drink tea. There's lots of tea. 1676 01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:48,202 - Come and have a look. 1677 01:36:52,006 --> 01:36:54,642 Are you a fan of Henry James? 1678 01:36:54,675 --> 01:36:56,443 - This is a Henry James film? 1679 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:58,212 - Yeah. 1680 01:37:06,053 --> 01:37:07,922 This is Harry. He'll give you 1681 01:37:07,955 --> 01:37:10,057 a pair of headphones so you can hear the dialogue. 1682 01:37:10,090 --> 01:37:12,359 - Oh, thank you very much. - No problem. 1683 01:37:12,393 --> 01:37:15,196 - Hi. - Hi. Here we go. 1684 01:37:15,229 --> 01:37:18,032 - Volume's on the side, there. Have a seat. 1685 01:37:18,065 --> 01:37:19,433 - Thank you. 1686 01:37:27,208 --> 01:37:29,109 - Man's voice: We are living in cloud cuckooland. 1687 01:37:29,143 --> 01:37:31,245 We'll never get this done today. 1688 01:37:31,278 --> 01:37:32,980 - Anna: Well, we've got to. I have to be in New York on Thursday. 1689 01:37:33,013 --> 01:37:35,249 - Oh, stop showing off. 1690 01:37:35,282 --> 01:37:37,151 God, that's an enormous ass. 1691 01:37:37,184 --> 01:37:39,119 - Anna: I'm not listening. 1692 01:37:39,153 --> 01:37:41,388 - Actor: No, but seriously, it's not fair. 1693 01:37:41,422 --> 01:37:44,158 So many tragic young teenagers with anorexia, 1694 01:37:44,191 --> 01:37:46,126 and that girl has an ass she could perfectly well 1695 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:48,262 share around with at least ten other women 1696 01:37:48,295 --> 01:37:50,397 and still be big-bottomed. 1697 01:37:50,431 --> 01:37:52,499 - I would think, looking at something nice like that, 1698 01:37:52,533 --> 01:37:57,071 you and your bony little excuse for an arse 1699 01:37:57,104 --> 01:37:59,473 would be well advised to keep quiet. 1700 01:37:59,506 --> 01:38:01,442 Now down to business. The end of the scene. 1701 01:38:01,475 --> 01:38:04,979 Um, I ask you when you're telling everyone, and you say-- 1702 01:38:05,012 --> 01:38:09,083 - Um, "tomorrow will be soon enough." 1703 01:38:09,116 --> 01:38:12,253 - And then I-- Right. Okay. 1704 01:38:12,286 --> 01:38:13,520 Say, who was that rather diffident chap 1705 01:38:13,554 --> 01:38:15,956 I saw you talking to 'round the back? 1706 01:38:15,990 --> 01:38:17,391 - No one. 1707 01:38:19,193 --> 01:38:22,129 Just some guy from the past, I-- 1708 01:38:22,162 --> 01:38:23,998 eh, it's a bit of an awkward situation, really. 1709 01:38:24,031 --> 01:38:26,100 I don't know what he's doing here. 1710 01:38:43,150 --> 01:38:45,085 - Of course. 1711 01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:54,061 Thanks. I've got to, um... 1712 01:38:54,094 --> 01:38:55,996 - Any time. 1713 01:39:05,439 --> 01:39:07,207 - Man: Ladies and gentlemen, can we have you all 1714 01:39:07,241 --> 01:39:09,076 on your first marks, please? 1715 01:39:09,109 --> 01:39:11,312 On your first marks! 1716 01:39:21,822 --> 01:39:23,257 ( calculator whirring ) 1717 01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:25,359 - Uh, I-- I do hate to disturb you 1718 01:39:25,392 --> 01:39:26,760 whilst you're cooking the books, 1719 01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:30,064 but, uh, there's a delivery for you. 1720 01:39:30,097 --> 01:39:32,366 - Martin, really, can't you just do it yourself? 1721 01:39:32,399 --> 01:39:34,601 - But you see, this is not for the shop. 1722 01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:36,470 This is for you. 1723 01:39:38,439 --> 01:39:39,506 - Right, okay. 1724 01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:41,575 Tell me, if I employed a wet rag, 1725 01:39:41,608 --> 01:39:44,311 would I have to pay it as much as I pay you? 1726 01:39:48,482 --> 01:39:51,385 - Hi. 1727 01:39:51,418 --> 01:39:53,520 - Hello. 1728 01:39:53,554 --> 01:39:55,789 - You disappeared. 1729 01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:58,459 - Yeah. Yeah, um... 1730 01:39:58,492 --> 01:40:02,229 I had to leave. I didn't want to disturb. 1731 01:40:02,262 --> 01:40:04,064 - How have you been? 1732 01:40:04,098 --> 01:40:06,433 - Fine, fine. Everything much the same. 1733 01:40:06,467 --> 01:40:08,168 You know, when they change the law, Spike and I 1734 01:40:08,202 --> 01:40:11,238 will marry immediately. 1735 01:40:11,271 --> 01:40:13,807 Whereas you, I've watched in wonder. 1736 01:40:13,841 --> 01:40:15,476 Awards, glory. 1737 01:40:15,509 --> 01:40:19,413 - Oh, no, it's-- it's all nonsense, believe me. 1738 01:40:19,446 --> 01:40:22,583 I had no idea how much nonsense it was, but, 1739 01:40:22,616 --> 01:40:24,485 nonsense it all is. 1740 01:40:27,354 --> 01:40:29,356 Well... 1741 01:40:29,390 --> 01:40:31,325 yesterday was our last day of filming, 1742 01:40:31,358 --> 01:40:34,361 so, I'm leaving. 1743 01:40:36,497 --> 01:40:38,465 But... 1744 01:40:40,467 --> 01:40:43,637 I brought this for you from home, 1745 01:40:43,670 --> 01:40:47,341 so I thought I'd give it to you. 1746 01:40:47,374 --> 01:40:49,476 - Thank you. 1747 01:40:51,478 --> 01:40:53,480 Shall I--? - Oh, no, don't open it now. 1748 01:40:53,514 --> 01:40:56,116 I'll be embarrassed. 1749 01:40:57,651 --> 01:40:59,153 - Well, thank you. I don't know what it's for, 1750 01:40:59,186 --> 01:41:01,422 but, thanks anyways. 1751 01:41:01,455 --> 01:41:05,659 - Actually, I had it in my apartment, and I thought you'd-- 1752 01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:10,664 but when it came to it, I didn't know how to call, 1753 01:41:10,697 --> 01:41:14,234 having behaved so badly. 1754 01:41:14,268 --> 01:41:15,502 Twice. 1755 01:41:17,604 --> 01:41:21,875 So, it's just been sitting in the hotel. 1756 01:41:21,909 --> 01:41:26,246 Then you came, and I figured... 1757 01:41:29,650 --> 01:41:33,153 The thing is... 1758 01:41:33,187 --> 01:41:35,222 the thing is-- 1759 01:41:37,224 --> 01:41:39,927 - What? What is the thing? 1760 01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:41,528 ( doorbell clangs ) 1761 01:41:41,562 --> 01:41:43,430 Don't even think about it. Go away immediately. 1762 01:41:43,464 --> 01:41:44,531 Go away. 1763 01:41:44,565 --> 01:41:48,168 - Right, sorry. 1764 01:41:51,271 --> 01:41:54,208 - You were saying? 1765 01:41:55,509 --> 01:41:56,677 - Yes. 1766 01:41:59,213 --> 01:42:01,915 I have to go away today, but I... 1767 01:42:01,949 --> 01:42:05,385 wondered if I didn't... 1768 01:42:05,419 --> 01:42:09,656 whether you might let me see you a little, 1769 01:42:09,690 --> 01:42:12,559 or a lot, maybe. 1770 01:42:15,762 --> 01:42:18,699 See if you could like me again. 1771 01:42:18,732 --> 01:42:21,568 - But yesterday that actor asked you who I was, 1772 01:42:21,602 --> 01:42:25,539 and you just dismissed me out of hand. 1773 01:42:25,572 --> 01:42:26,707 I heard. 1774 01:42:28,609 --> 01:42:31,678 You had a microphone. I had headphones. 1775 01:42:31,712 --> 01:42:34,214 - Well, you expect me to tell the truth about my life 1776 01:42:34,248 --> 01:42:36,550 to the most indiscreet man in England? 1777 01:42:38,252 --> 01:42:40,254 - Uh, excuse me. 1778 01:42:40,287 --> 01:42:43,290 Uh, it's your mother on the phone. 1779 01:42:45,692 --> 01:42:47,761 - Will you tell her I'll ring her back? 1780 01:42:47,794 --> 01:42:49,563 - I've actually tried that tack, 1781 01:42:49,596 --> 01:42:51,231 but she said you've said that once before, 1782 01:42:51,265 --> 01:42:53,233 and it's now been about 24 hours. 1783 01:42:53,267 --> 01:42:54,568 And the foot that was purple 1784 01:42:54,601 --> 01:42:56,570 is now sort of blackish in color and-- 1785 01:42:56,603 --> 01:42:58,539 - Right, right, yeah. 1786 01:42:58,572 --> 01:43:00,674 Perfect timing, as ever. 1787 01:43:02,609 --> 01:43:05,445 Martin, hold the fort a second. 1788 01:43:05,479 --> 01:43:08,415 - Uh, yes, all right. 1789 01:43:12,753 --> 01:43:15,489 Um, could I just say-- 1790 01:43:15,522 --> 01:43:17,524 ( chuckling ) I thought "Ghost" 1791 01:43:17,558 --> 01:43:20,327 was the most wonderful film. 1792 01:43:21,662 --> 01:43:24,598 - Is that right? - Oh, yes. 1793 01:43:24,631 --> 01:43:26,233 ( chuckling ) 1794 01:43:27,734 --> 01:43:31,471 Um, I've always wondered what-- 1795 01:43:31,505 --> 01:43:35,576 what Patrick Swayze's like in-- in-- in real life. 1796 01:43:35,609 --> 01:43:38,612 - I can't say that I know Patrick all that well. 1797 01:43:38,645 --> 01:43:41,048 - What, he wasn't that friendly during filming? 1798 01:43:41,081 --> 01:43:43,817 - Well, I'm sure he was friendly to Demi Moore 1799 01:43:43,850 --> 01:43:46,453 who acted with him in "Ghost." 1800 01:43:48,855 --> 01:43:51,391 - Oh. Oh, right. 1801 01:43:51,425 --> 01:43:53,393 Sorry. ( chuckling nervously ) 1802 01:43:53,427 --> 01:43:54,761 Right. 1803 01:43:54,795 --> 01:43:58,398 Always been a bit of an ass. ( chuckling ) 1804 01:43:58,432 --> 01:44:01,468 Um, anyway-- 1805 01:44:01,501 --> 01:44:03,370 well, it was lovely to meet you. 1806 01:44:03,403 --> 01:44:06,607 Um, I'm a huge, huge fan of yours. 1807 01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:09,509 And Demi's, of course. 1808 01:44:11,712 --> 01:44:14,348 - Sorry. 1809 01:44:14,381 --> 01:44:15,816 - That's fine. 1810 01:44:15,849 --> 01:44:18,418 There's always a pause when the jury goes out 1811 01:44:18,452 --> 01:44:22,356 to consider their verdict. 1812 01:44:22,389 --> 01:44:25,525 - Anna, look... 1813 01:44:25,559 --> 01:44:29,429 I'm a fairly levelheaded bloke, 1814 01:44:29,463 --> 01:44:33,400 not often in and out of love. 1815 01:44:33,433 --> 01:44:35,702 But... 1816 01:44:39,873 --> 01:44:43,343 can I just say no to your kind request 1817 01:44:43,377 --> 01:44:46,546 and leave it at that? 1818 01:44:49,916 --> 01:44:51,652 - Yes. 1819 01:44:53,620 --> 01:44:57,357 Fine, of course, I-- 1820 01:44:57,391 --> 01:44:58,692 of course. 1821 01:45:00,894 --> 01:45:03,897 Well, I'll just be going, then. It was nice to see you. 1822 01:45:03,930 --> 01:45:06,933 - The thing is, 1823 01:45:06,967 --> 01:45:10,671 with you I'm in real danger. 1824 01:45:10,704 --> 01:45:13,840 It seems like a perfect situation, 1825 01:45:13,874 --> 01:45:17,844 apart from that foul temper of yours, but... 1826 01:45:17,878 --> 01:45:20,147 my relatively inexperienced heart 1827 01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:22,649 would, I fear, not recover, 1828 01:45:22,683 --> 01:45:26,720 uh, if I was once again cast aside, 1829 01:45:26,753 --> 01:45:29,589 as I would absolutely expect to be. 1830 01:45:29,623 --> 01:45:31,825 There are just too many pictures of you, 1831 01:45:31,858 --> 01:45:34,494 too many films. 1832 01:45:34,528 --> 01:45:37,597 You know, you'd go, and I'd be... 1833 01:45:37,631 --> 01:45:39,900 well, buggered, basically. 1834 01:45:41,768 --> 01:45:44,871 - That really is a real no, isn't it? 1835 01:45:44,905 --> 01:45:49,576 - I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. 1836 01:45:49,609 --> 01:45:51,611 Everyone in the world knows who you are. 1837 01:45:51,645 --> 01:45:55,615 My mother has trouble remembering my name. 1838 01:45:55,649 --> 01:45:57,417 - Fine. 1839 01:45:59,519 --> 01:46:02,489 Fine, good decision. 1840 01:46:02,522 --> 01:46:03,457 Good decision. 1841 01:46:07,194 --> 01:46:10,864 The fame thing isn't really real, you know? 1842 01:46:14,668 --> 01:46:18,538 And don't forget I'm-- 1843 01:46:18,572 --> 01:46:22,476 I'm also just a girl... 1844 01:46:22,509 --> 01:46:26,646 standing in front of a boy... 1845 01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:30,417 asking him to love her. 1846 01:46:39,826 --> 01:46:41,695 Goodbye. 1847 01:46:49,002 --> 01:46:51,037 ( doorbell clangs ) 1848 01:47:04,518 --> 01:47:06,820 - So what do you think? Good move? 1849 01:47:06,853 --> 01:47:09,055 - Honey: Yeah, good move. 1850 01:47:09,089 --> 01:47:12,526 I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. 1851 01:47:12,559 --> 01:47:13,960 I saw her taking her trousers down, 1852 01:47:13,994 --> 01:47:17,931 and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there. 1853 01:47:17,964 --> 01:47:19,699 - Good decision, yeah. 1854 01:47:19,733 --> 01:47:22,068 All actresses are as mad as snakes. 1855 01:47:22,102 --> 01:47:25,505 - Tones, what do you reckon? - Never met her, never want to. 1856 01:47:25,539 --> 01:47:27,040 - Brilliant. Max? 1857 01:47:27,073 --> 01:47:29,009 - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian. 1858 01:47:29,042 --> 01:47:31,845 - Great. Thanks, brilliant. 1859 01:47:33,113 --> 01:47:34,648 - ( panting ) 1860 01:47:34,681 --> 01:47:35,849 I was called and I came. What's up? 1861 01:47:35,882 --> 01:47:39,686 - William's just turned down Anna Scott. 1862 01:47:39,719 --> 01:47:42,656 - You daft prick. 1863 01:47:42,689 --> 01:47:45,892 - No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible. 1864 01:47:49,596 --> 01:47:53,033 - That painting isn't the original, is it? 1865 01:47:53,066 --> 01:47:56,670 - Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah. 1866 01:47:58,805 --> 01:48:01,641 - But she said she wanted to go out with you. 1867 01:48:03,743 --> 01:48:05,312 - Yeah. 1868 01:48:05,345 --> 01:48:08,014 - Well, that's nice. 1869 01:48:08,048 --> 01:48:09,516 - What? 1870 01:48:11,318 --> 01:48:13,687 - Well, you know, 1871 01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:15,789 anyone saying they wanna go out with you 1872 01:48:15,822 --> 01:48:17,691 is pretty great, isn't it? 1873 01:48:23,363 --> 01:48:26,132 - It was... 1874 01:48:26,166 --> 01:48:28,702 sort of sweet, actually. 1875 01:48:28,735 --> 01:48:31,705 Um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, 1876 01:48:31,738 --> 01:48:34,741 so she can deliver a line. 1877 01:48:34,774 --> 01:48:37,677 But... 1878 01:48:37,711 --> 01:48:40,046 she said she might be as famous as can be, 1879 01:48:40,080 --> 01:48:43,049 but also that she was... 1880 01:48:43,083 --> 01:48:46,653 "just a girl... 1881 01:48:46,686 --> 01:48:49,556 standing in front of a boy... 1882 01:48:50,957 --> 01:48:54,828 asking him to love her." 1883 01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:11,978 Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? 1884 01:49:13,947 --> 01:49:15,849 - Yeah. 1885 01:49:15,882 --> 01:49:19,052 - Max, how fast is your car? 1886 01:49:19,085 --> 01:49:20,854 ( horn honking ) 1887 01:49:22,689 --> 01:49:24,658 - Good luck! - If anyone gets in our way, 1888 01:49:24,691 --> 01:49:26,359 we have small nuclear devices. 1889 01:49:26,393 --> 01:49:27,661 - Where to? - The Ritz. 1890 01:49:27,694 --> 01:49:28,929 All I can think is The Ritz. 1891 01:49:28,962 --> 01:49:30,964 - Where's Bella? - She's not coming. 1892 01:49:30,997 --> 01:49:32,732 - Oh, sod that. - What? 1893 01:49:32,766 --> 01:49:34,100 - Bernie, in the back. 1894 01:49:34,134 --> 01:49:36,836 ( chattering ) 1895 01:49:36,870 --> 01:49:38,004 - Max, I'm okay. 1896 01:49:40,073 --> 01:49:42,976 - Come on, babe. 1897 01:49:43,009 --> 01:49:44,411 ♪ Gimme some lovin' 1898 01:49:44,444 --> 01:49:46,146 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1899 01:49:46,179 --> 01:49:47,714 ♪ Gimme some lovin' 1900 01:49:47,747 --> 01:49:49,215 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1901 01:49:49,249 --> 01:49:50,951 ♪ Gimme some lovin'... 1902 01:49:50,984 --> 01:49:52,185 Bella: - Which way are you going? 1903 01:49:52,218 --> 01:49:53,853 - Down Kensington Church Street, 1904 01:49:53,887 --> 01:49:55,121 then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner. 1905 01:49:55,155 --> 01:49:56,823 - No, no, crazy, crazy. Go along Bayswater. 1906 01:49:56,856 --> 01:49:58,658 - Honey: That's right, and then Park Lane. 1907 01:49:58,692 --> 01:49:59,926 - Bernie: No, no, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left. 1908 01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:01,995 - No! - ( all arguing ) 1909 01:50:02,028 --> 01:50:03,430 ( tires screeching ) 1910 01:50:03,463 --> 01:50:05,665 - Stop right there! I will decide the route. 1911 01:50:05,699 --> 01:50:06,833 All right? 1912 01:50:06,866 --> 01:50:08,635 - Sorry, Max. 1913 01:50:10,170 --> 01:50:12,205 - James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit. 1914 01:50:12,238 --> 01:50:15,976 ♪ Well, I feel so good everything is soundin' hot ♪ 1915 01:50:16,009 --> 01:50:17,711 ♪ You better take it easy 1916 01:50:17,744 --> 01:50:19,245 ♪ 'Cause this place is on fire... ♪ 1917 01:50:19,279 --> 01:50:21,748 Bella: - Turn right, turn right! 1918 01:50:21,781 --> 01:50:23,717 - I can't, it's one way. - Well, do a U-turn. 1919 01:50:23,750 --> 01:50:26,753 - Oh, sod it. Hold on. - ( car horns honking ) 1920 01:50:26,786 --> 01:50:29,723 - ♪ So glad we made it... - ( Bella squeals ) 1921 01:50:29,756 --> 01:50:32,158 ♪ So glad we made it... 1922 01:50:32,192 --> 01:50:36,196 - Brilliant! - ( laughing ) 1923 01:50:36,229 --> 01:50:37,764 ♪ Gimme some lovin' 1924 01:50:37,797 --> 01:50:39,799 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1925 01:50:39,833 --> 01:50:42,102 ♪ Gimme some lovin', every day... ♪ 1926 01:50:42,135 --> 01:50:43,703 - Bloody hell, this is fun! 1927 01:50:43,737 --> 01:50:45,205 - Sorry. 1928 01:50:45,238 --> 01:50:47,941 Hi, um, is Miss Scott staying here? 1929 01:50:47,974 --> 01:50:51,244 - No, sir. - How 'bout "Miss Flintstone"? 1930 01:50:51,277 --> 01:50:53,013 - No, sir. 1931 01:50:53,046 --> 01:50:54,481 - Uh, "Bambi"? 1932 01:50:54,514 --> 01:50:57,817 - No, sir. - Or, um-- 1933 01:50:57,851 --> 01:51:01,921 I don't know. "Beavis" or "Butt-head"? 1934 01:51:01,955 --> 01:51:04,891 - No, sir. 1935 01:51:04,924 --> 01:51:07,160 - Thanks. Thanks. 1936 01:51:08,528 --> 01:51:11,064 - There was a "Miss Pocahontas," 1937 01:51:11,097 --> 01:51:12,999 but she checked out about an hour ago. 1938 01:51:13,033 --> 01:51:15,835 I believe she's holding a press conference at the Savoy 1939 01:51:15,869 --> 01:51:17,971 before flying to America. 1940 01:51:23,510 --> 01:51:25,045 - We have liftoff. 1941 01:51:28,882 --> 01:51:30,717 - ( speaking Japanese ) Konnichiwa. 1942 01:51:34,187 --> 01:51:36,189 You have message for Takiyama? 1943 01:51:36,222 --> 01:51:38,291 - I'll just check, sir. 1944 01:51:40,794 --> 01:51:42,228 - ( truck horn blares ) - ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1945 01:51:42,262 --> 01:51:43,830 ♪ Gimme some lovin' 1946 01:51:43,863 --> 01:51:45,865 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1947 01:51:45,899 --> 01:51:49,736 ♪ Gimme some lovin', every day... ♪ 1948 01:51:56,309 --> 01:51:59,245 - ( mutters ) Un-fucking-believable. 1949 01:51:59,279 --> 01:52:01,781 ( turn signal clicking ) 1950 01:52:01,815 --> 01:52:03,950 - Bugger this for a bunch of bananas. 1951 01:52:08,254 --> 01:52:12,992 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go! 1952 01:52:13,026 --> 01:52:15,261 - ( car horns honking ) - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on! 1953 01:52:15,295 --> 01:52:18,531 - ( horns honking ) - Come on! No! Wait! Wait there! 1954 01:52:18,565 --> 01:52:20,800 Come on! Come on! Wait! 1955 01:52:20,834 --> 01:52:24,037 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go on! Through, through, through! 1956 01:52:25,338 --> 01:52:28,274 - You're my hero! 1957 01:52:28,308 --> 01:52:30,076 - Whoa! Down boy. 1958 01:52:30,110 --> 01:52:31,911 ♪ Everybody should 1959 01:52:31,945 --> 01:52:34,280 ♪ And I'm so glad we made it ♪ 1960 01:52:34,314 --> 01:52:37,350 ♪ Hey, hey, so glad we made it ♪ 1961 01:52:37,383 --> 01:52:40,386 ♪ You gotta gimme some lovin' ♪ 1962 01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:42,388 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1963 01:52:42,422 --> 01:52:44,023 ♪ Gimme some lovin' 1964 01:52:44,057 --> 01:52:45,859 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' 1965 01:52:45,892 --> 01:52:47,193 ♪ Gimme some lovin' 1966 01:52:47,227 --> 01:52:50,263 ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin'... ♪ 1967 01:52:50,296 --> 01:52:52,165 - Excuse me. - Yes? 1968 01:52:52,198 --> 01:52:54,100 - Um, where's the press conference, please? 1969 01:52:54,134 --> 01:52:56,136 - Are you an accredited member of the press? 1970 01:52:56,169 --> 01:52:57,804 - Yep. 1971 01:52:58,872 --> 01:53:00,373 There you go. 1972 01:53:00,406 --> 01:53:03,176 - Yes, that's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir. 1973 01:53:03,209 --> 01:53:06,946 - That's right, I work for their in-house magazine. 1974 01:53:06,980 --> 01:53:09,182 "Movies Are Our Business." - I'm sorry, sir. 1975 01:53:09,215 --> 01:53:11,918 - He's with me. - And you are? 1976 01:53:11,951 --> 01:53:13,953 - Writing an article on how London hotels 1977 01:53:13,987 --> 01:53:17,157 treat people in wheelchairs. 1978 01:53:17,190 --> 01:53:20,293 - Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room. 1979 01:53:20,326 --> 01:53:22,962 Though I'm afraid you're rather late. 1980 01:53:22,996 --> 01:53:24,831 - Run! 1981 01:53:38,144 --> 01:53:40,046 ( voices overlapping ) 1982 01:53:40,079 --> 01:53:41,347 Reporter: - Does this mean that Miss Scott 1983 01:53:41,381 --> 01:53:44,083 will not be publicizing her next film? 1984 01:53:44,117 --> 01:53:46,252 - No, it absolutely does not mean that. 1985 01:53:46,286 --> 01:53:48,454 She'll be abiding by all her present commitments. 1986 01:53:48,488 --> 01:53:52,425 She just won't be making any more for the next year. 1987 01:53:52,458 --> 01:53:54,928 - Reporter 1988 01:53:54,961 --> 01:53:57,130 - Spokesman: At the moment, the plan is to release in America 1989 01:53:57,163 --> 01:53:59,132 towards the end of the autumn, 1990 01:53:59,165 --> 01:54:02,468 and over here around Christmas or early in the new year. 1991 01:54:02,502 --> 01:54:04,938 Right! Uh, Dominic. 1992 01:54:04,971 --> 01:54:08,041 - Anna, how much longer are you staying in the U.K., then? 1993 01:54:08,074 --> 01:54:10,043 - No time at all. I leave tonight. 1994 01:54:10,076 --> 01:54:12,245 - Which is why we have to round things up now, 1995 01:54:12,278 --> 01:54:15,048 so final questions, please. 1996 01:54:15,081 --> 01:54:17,250 Yes. Lady there. 1997 01:54:17,283 --> 01:54:19,953 - Is your decision to take a year off anything to do 1998 01:54:19,986 --> 01:54:23,056 with the rumors about Jeff and his present leading lady? 1999 01:54:23,089 --> 01:54:24,691 - Absolutely not. 2000 01:54:24,724 --> 01:54:26,459 - Do you believe the rumors? 2001 01:54:26,492 --> 01:54:29,963 - Well, it's really not my business anymore. 2002 01:54:29,996 --> 01:54:33,132 Though I will say, from my experience, 2003 01:54:33,166 --> 01:54:35,268 rumors about Jeff do tend to be true. 2004 01:54:35,301 --> 01:54:38,338 ( scattered laughter ) 2005 01:54:38,371 --> 01:54:40,707 - Yeah, the last time you were here, 2006 01:54:40,740 --> 01:54:42,475 there were some fairly graphic photographs 2007 01:54:42,508 --> 01:54:46,479 taken of you with a young English guy. 2008 01:54:46,512 --> 01:54:49,282 So, uh, what happened there? 2009 01:54:49,315 --> 01:54:52,719 - He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think. 2010 01:54:52,752 --> 01:54:54,153 ( reporters clamoring ) 2011 01:54:54,187 --> 01:54:56,122 - Right, um... 2012 01:54:56,155 --> 01:54:58,424 yes, gentleman in the pink shirt. 2013 01:54:58,458 --> 01:55:00,326 ( clamor fades ) 2014 01:55:04,197 --> 01:55:06,499 - Yes. 2015 01:55:06,532 --> 01:55:09,469 Miss Scott, are there any circumstances 2016 01:55:09,502 --> 01:55:14,240 in which the two of you... 2017 01:55:14,274 --> 01:55:17,343 might be more than just good friends? 2018 01:55:19,245 --> 01:55:21,080 - I hoped there would be, but no. 2019 01:55:21,114 --> 01:55:24,117 I'm assured there aren't. 2020 01:55:24,150 --> 01:55:25,485 - But what would you say if-- 2021 01:55:25,518 --> 01:55:27,387 - I'm sorry, just the one question, please. 2022 01:55:27,420 --> 01:55:30,223 - No, it's all right. You were saying? 2023 01:55:32,125 --> 01:55:35,194 - I was just wondering if, uh, 2024 01:55:35,228 --> 01:55:39,098 it turned out that this person, uh... 2025 01:55:39,132 --> 01:55:41,134 - Thacker. His name was Thacker. 2026 01:55:41,167 --> 01:55:43,236 - Thanks, thanks. - ( laughter ) 2027 01:55:43,269 --> 01:55:46,539 I just wondered whether if Mr. Thacker 2028 01:55:46,572 --> 01:55:50,076 realized he'd been a-- a "daft prick"... 2029 01:55:50,109 --> 01:55:52,345 ( reporters murmuring ) 2030 01:55:52,378 --> 01:55:56,049 and got down on his knees and begged you to reconsider, 2031 01:55:56,082 --> 01:55:59,585 whether you would, in fact, then... 2032 01:55:59,619 --> 01:56:01,754 reconsider? 2033 01:56:01,788 --> 01:56:04,223 ( silence ) 2034 01:56:11,364 --> 01:56:13,333 - Yes, I believe I would. 2035 01:56:13,366 --> 01:56:16,569 ( reporters murmuring ) 2036 01:56:16,602 --> 01:56:19,105 - That's very good news. 2037 01:56:19,138 --> 01:56:21,240 Um... 2038 01:56:21,274 --> 01:56:24,110 The readers of "Horse and Hound" will be absolutely delighted. 2039 01:56:24,143 --> 01:56:26,079 ( reporters laughing ) 2040 01:56:31,517 --> 01:56:33,186 - Right. Uh, Dominic, 2041 01:56:33,219 --> 01:56:35,221 if you'd like to ask your question again? 2042 01:56:35,254 --> 01:56:36,589 - Yeah? 2043 01:56:36,622 --> 01:56:40,426 Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain? 2044 01:56:47,633 --> 01:56:50,503 - Indefinitely. 2045 01:56:50,536 --> 01:56:52,572 ( camera shutters clicking ) 2046 01:56:57,176 --> 01:57:02,148 ♪ She may be the face I can't forget ♪ 2047 01:57:02,181 --> 01:57:05,418 ♪ The trace of pleasure or regret ♪ 2048 01:57:05,451 --> 01:57:07,353 ♪ May be my treasure 2049 01:57:07,387 --> 01:57:11,424 ♪ Or the price I have to pay ♪ 2050 01:57:11,457 --> 01:57:13,659 ♪ She may be the song that summer sings... ♪ 2051 01:57:13,693 --> 01:57:16,829 - What happened? - It was good. 2052 01:57:16,863 --> 01:57:20,633 ♪ May be the chill the autumn brings ♪ 2053 01:57:20,666 --> 01:57:23,870 ♪ May be a hundred different things ♪ 2054 01:57:23,903 --> 01:57:27,607 ♪ Within the measure of a day ♪ 2055 01:57:30,276 --> 01:57:35,314 ♪ She may be the beauty or the beast ♪ 2056 01:57:35,348 --> 01:57:37,583 ♪ May be the famine or the feast... ♪ 2057 01:57:37,617 --> 01:57:39,519 - Are you going to get married? 2058 01:57:39,552 --> 01:57:44,857 ♪ May turn each day into a heaven or a hell ♪ 2059 01:57:44,891 --> 01:57:50,163 ♪ She may be the mirror of my dream ♪ 2060 01:57:50,196 --> 01:57:53,433 ♪ The smile reflected in a stream ♪ 2061 01:57:53,466 --> 01:57:57,437 ♪ She may not be what she may seem ♪ 2062 01:57:57,470 --> 01:58:02,341 ♪ Inside her shell... 2063 01:58:02,375 --> 01:58:06,112 ( music continues ) 2064 01:58:33,406 --> 01:58:35,708 ( crowd cheering, shouting ) 2065 01:58:35,741 --> 01:58:40,246 ♪ She who always seems so happy in a crowd ♪ 2066 01:58:40,279 --> 01:58:44,650 ♪ Whose eyes can be so private and so proud ♪ 2067 01:58:44,684 --> 01:58:47,320 ♪ No one's allowed to see them ♪ 2068 01:58:47,353 --> 01:58:50,623 ♪ When they cry 2069 01:58:50,656 --> 01:58:55,528 ♪ She may be the love that cannot hope to last ♪ 2070 01:58:55,561 --> 01:58:59,265 ♪ May come to me from shadows of the past ♪ 2071 01:58:59,298 --> 01:59:05,371 ♪ That I'll remember till the day I die ♪ 2072 01:59:05,404 --> 01:59:10,376 ♪ She may be the reason I survive ♪ 2073 01:59:10,409 --> 01:59:14,247 ♪ The why and wherefore I'm alive ♪ 2074 01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:17,517 ♪ The one I'll care for through the rough ♪ 2075 01:59:17,550 --> 01:59:20,219 ♪ And ready years 2076 01:59:20,253 --> 01:59:24,790 ♪ Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears ♪ 2077 01:59:24,824 --> 01:59:28,594 ♪ And make them all my souvenirs ♪ 2078 01:59:28,628 --> 01:59:32,365 ♪ For where she goes I've got to be ♪ 2079 01:59:32,398 --> 01:59:35,568 ♪ The meaning of my life is ♪ 2080 01:59:35,601 --> 01:59:38,571 ♪ She 2081 01:59:38,604 --> 01:59:41,641 ♪ She... 2082 01:59:44,610 --> 01:59:48,581 ♪ Oh, she. 2083 01:59:54,520 --> 01:59:57,223 ( music playing ) 2084 01:59:59,859 --> 02:00:03,696 ♪ It's in the way you are ♪ 2085 02:00:03,729 --> 02:00:08,334 ♪ You've got a way with me ♪ 2086 02:00:10,570 --> 02:00:15,241 ♪ Somehow you got me to believe ♪ 2087 02:00:17,777 --> 02:00:23,416 ♪ In everything that I could be ♪ 2088 02:00:23,449 --> 02:00:25,484 ♪ I gotta say 2089 02:00:25,518 --> 02:00:29,355 ♪ You really got a way 2090 02:00:29,388 --> 02:00:33,659 ♪ It's in the way you want me ♪ 2091 02:00:36,095 --> 02:00:40,800 ♪ It's in the way you hold me ♪ 2092 02:00:43,436 --> 02:00:45,504 ♪ The way you show me 2093 02:00:45,538 --> 02:00:50,643 ♪ Just what love's made of ♪ 2094 02:00:50,676 --> 02:00:55,548 ♪ It's in the way we make love ♪ 2095 02:00:57,550 --> 02:01:00,886 ♪ Oh, how I adore you 2096 02:01:00,920 --> 02:01:04,390 ♪ Like no one before you 2097 02:01:04,423 --> 02:01:09,395 ♪ I love you just the way you are ♪ 2098 02:01:09,428 --> 02:01:13,699 ♪ It's in the way you want me ♪ 2099 02:01:15,635 --> 02:01:21,307 ♪ Oh, it's in the way you hold me ♪ 2100 02:01:23,476 --> 02:01:25,478 ♪ The way you show me 2101 02:01:25,511 --> 02:01:30,650 ♪ Just what love's made of ♪ 2102 02:01:30,683 --> 02:01:35,788 ♪ It's in the way we make love ♪ 2103 02:01:37,923 --> 02:01:42,828 ♪ It's just the way you are. ♪ 2104 02:01:51,737 --> 02:01:54,640 ( music playing ) 2105 02:01:56,942 --> 02:02:01,380 ♪ No matter what they tell us ♪ 2106 02:02:02,548 --> 02:02:05,851 ♪ No matter what they do 2107 02:02:07,620 --> 02:02:11,524 ♪ No matter what they teach us ♪ 2108 02:02:12,825 --> 02:02:15,895 ♪ What we believe is true 2109 02:02:17,663 --> 02:02:22,601 ♪ I can't deny what I believe ♪ 2110 02:02:22,635 --> 02:02:26,806 ♪ I can't be what I'm not 2111 02:02:26,839 --> 02:02:28,574 ♪ I know I'll love... 2112 02:02:28,607 --> 02:02:31,777 ♪ I know I'll love forever 2113 02:02:31,811 --> 02:02:33,646 ♪ I know... 2114 02:02:33,679 --> 02:02:37,516 ♪ I know, no matter what 2115 02:02:38,884 --> 02:02:42,655 ♪ No matter who they follow ♪ 2116 02:02:43,989 --> 02:02:47,460 ♪ No matter where they lead ♪ 2117 02:02:49,462 --> 02:02:52,932 ♪ No matter how they judge us ♪ 2118 02:02:54,567 --> 02:02:57,703 ♪ I'll be everyone you need 2119 02:02:59,472 --> 02:03:03,609 ♪ I can't deny what I believe ♪ 2120 02:03:03,642 --> 02:03:08,581 - ♪ What I believe... - ♪ I can't be what I'm not 2121 02:03:08,614 --> 02:03:10,483 ♪ I know, I know... 2122 02:03:10,516 --> 02:03:15,221 ♪ I know this love's forever ♪ 2123 02:03:15,254 --> 02:03:20,793 ♪ That's all that matters now, no matter what ♪ 2124 02:03:20,826 --> 02:03:24,029 ♪ No, no matter... 2125 02:03:24,063 --> 02:03:25,965 ♪ No, no matter what 2126 02:03:25,998 --> 02:03:29,502 ♪ No, no matter, that's all that matters to me ♪ 2127 02:03:29,535 --> 02:03:31,237 ♪ No, no matter what 2128 02:03:31,270 --> 02:03:34,540 ♪ No, no matter, that's all that matters to me ♪ 2129 02:03:34,573 --> 02:03:36,509 ♪ No, no matter what 2130 02:03:36,542 --> 02:03:39,712 ♪ No, no matter, that's all that matters to me ♪ 2131 02:03:39,745 --> 02:03:41,680 ♪ No, no matter what 2132 02:03:41,714 --> 02:03:44,917 ♪ No, no matter, that's all that matters to me ♪ 2133 02:03:44,950 --> 02:03:46,619 ♪ No, no matter what 2134 02:03:46,652 --> 02:03:49,221 ♪ No, no matter what... 2135 02:03:49,255 --> 02:03:52,591 ♪ That's all that matters to me. ♪