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'Welcome to

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'St Cedd's Institute of Science
and Technology. '

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Not only are all things
interconnected,

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but the connections between cause
and effect are often more complex

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and subtle
than we might naturally suppose.

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But, you, Dirk, have taken
the interconnectedness of all things

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and applied them
to the social world.

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Your holistic detective agency
is a breakthrough

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in applied quantum mechanics.

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Any innovation on my part
is entirely down

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to your influence,
Professor. You're too kind.

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I didn't dare to dream that
I would ever return, in triumph,

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my head held high.

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I don't think anyone did, Dirk.
After what happened.

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Gentlemen, David Cho.

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Dirk Gently and Richard...

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Richard MacDuff, partner.
Assistant.

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Dirk is an alumnus
of this department

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and our new security consultant.
Holistic security consultant.

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We prevent the whole crime,
thwart the entire espionage.

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David has flown
all the way from Beijing

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to help solve
some of our programming issues.

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Hi. The boy is a genius, working
closely with Dr Emelda Ransome.

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She and her team are engaged
in the creation

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of a fully autonomous
artificial intelligence.

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They've named him Max.

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It's a totally new approach
to artificial intelligence,

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modelled on
the brain's synaptic patterns.

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Once the learning protocol
of the neural net is live,

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Max will teach himself, becoming
a thousand times more intelligent

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than Einstein
in a matter of moments.

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Unfortunately, Max has
yet to show any sign of life.

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And whose fault is that?

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And this, gentlemen,
is my greatest achievement.

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My gynoid.

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Elaine's hands are powered
by a set of 40 individual muscles.

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80 valves control
the flow of air into each muscle,

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acting on information gathered
from 170 joint sensors.

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Voice-activated. Shake hands
with our new guests, Elaine.

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That is both amazing
and frightening.

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Elaine.
You named her after your daughter?

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A little light
out of all that darkness.

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Things have certainly changed
since you were here, Dirk.

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Our recent breakthroughs are the
envy of the scientific community.

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Good to have you here, Dirk.
A mind like yours, you belong here.

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Such a shame you couldn't complete
your studies.

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I see this as an opportunity
to redeem myself

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after the unfortunate series of
events that led to my expulsion.

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You have nothing to redeem
yourself for. Professor!

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And right now,
you're the only person I can trust.

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Professor Jericho!

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I think someone is selling our work.

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I have let you down before,
Professor.

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If there was a God, which we, as men
of science, surely cannot accept,

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I would swear to him that I will not
fail you again. Good man.

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Professor Jericho. Max is alive.

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Doctor Ransome, I believe
we have been here before.

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Max spoke to me. You have to come
and see this, please.

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Would you excuse me, Dirk?

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Well, they might have made a robot
that can shake hands,

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but the coffee hasn't got
any better. What'd I miss?

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Only the creation
of artificial life. Ooh.

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We're going to take advantage
of the fact that the staff

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and students are away
on their summer holidays

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to subject the department's
physical defences

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to an exacting, empirical test.

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All looks pretty secure to me.

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Looks can be deceptive.

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Dirk! This is a listed building.
That is no excuse for lax security.

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An industrial spy could be
through this in a second.

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Well, they could now.

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This is the student records archive.

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This isn't part of the Science
and Technology Department.

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A holistic approach should, by its very
definition, encompass the entire building.

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Shoddy. Very shoddy.

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What exactly are we doing here,
Dirk?

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I've never believed the excuses
the university proffered

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for my expulsion. I thought
you got kicked out for cheating?

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That is a gross
and inaccurate rumour.

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Here we are.
Minor misconduct, misconduct.

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Gross minor misconduct,
minor but gross misconduct.

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Here we are,
"Disciplinary Hearing. Year Three. "

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It's gone missing.
Someone's removed the file.

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Professor?

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Where the hell were you?

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Elaine's been stolen. The gynoid.
My robot. She's gone!

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Well, we've searched the entire
department. It's not here.

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It's clearly been stolen.
Well, of course it's been stolen.

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Richard MacDuff. Occupation -
stating the bloody obvious.

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I know you're upset.
Don't take it out on me.

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Feel better? No!

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What the hell is she doing here?

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Hello. "She"? I do have a name.
She's got an interview. She?

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Susan's got an interview for running
her own practice in Cambridge.

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You know this. We talked about it.

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I thought your were joking.
You haven't seen a robot?

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A robot? Yeah. She's white,
black eyes, about five-five,

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strangely erotic,
answers to the name of Elaine. No.

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This is a disaster.

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I should, erm...

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What's going on?
I'll tell you later.

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Have you found her?

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Not exactly.
Either you have or you haven't.

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I would have thought
a scientific mind such as your own

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would accept there is often
a grey area in-between.

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Where were you, Dirk?
Where were you?

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We were testing the department's
security on a holistic level.

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Could Elaine have gone off
on her own accord?

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She's not sentient, you idiot.
She only responds to voice commands.

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Well, maybe we should call
the police. No! No!

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No police. No.

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If our funders find out
that Elaine's gone,

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it'll be the final nail
in our coffin. We're finished.

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It was all for nothing.

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Professor Jericho...

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.. I will find Elaine.

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And I shall do so
using the theories and methods

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that I first learnt
within these hallowed walls.

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Or, this is just a thought
before anyone shouts at me again,

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we could check the security cameras.

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I already checked.

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He's already checked. The cameras
were down when Elaine was stolen.

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Well, that's very convenient,
isn't it?

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The cameras down at the exact moment
the robot was stolen.

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I created my own
automated security system,

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but there were teething problems.

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The university's servers got wiped.

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MacDuff is right.

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We can't discount the convenient
timing of this latest fault.

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May I ask, who was the last person
to see the robot? That would be me.

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Max worked. He spoke to me.
He was alive and now he's gone.

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Unfortunately, we only have
your word that Max was alive.

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I ran to get Jericho. You saw me.

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When I came back here,
Elaine had gone.

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As I am sure you're aware,

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my methods are based on
the interconnectedness of all things.

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Of all things?

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Surely quantum interconnectedness
refers to molecular behaviour

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at subatomic level.

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On the level of human interaction,

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the strands of connectivity
would be in their trillions.

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Indeed. So? So...

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Perhaps you can tell me
about the security system?

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I can tell you that it's as hopeless
as everything else around here.

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What is that? It injects
a tiny microchip under the skin,

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allowing the carrier to interact
and control the building.

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E- mail, heating and lighting.
Security too.

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If we are to solve this case,
we must become one

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with the technology
that surrounds it.

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It does have some side effects.
Side effects?

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Migraines, nausea, diarrhoea.

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Ah! What are you doing?

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Interacting with the building could
be invaluable for our investigation.

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Why didn't you inject yourself?
I can hardly be expected to retrieve

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the robot while suffering from
nausea, migraines and diarrhoea.

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MacDuff bravely volunteering
to test the chip

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can only bring us closer
to solving the crime.

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Are you all right?

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I'll live.

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'Welcome to St. Cedd's Institute
of Science and Technology,

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'Richard MacDuff. '
The chip's activated, excellent.

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'To authorise synchronisation
of your personal e-mail

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'with the Institute, say yes. '

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Say yes. No.
'Synchronisation authorised. '

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I said no.

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'To hear e-mail, say e-mail.

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'To store e-mail for later
attention, say store. ' Store.

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I really need to get ready
for my interview.

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Are you sure you're all right?
'First new message. '

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I- I said store. Shh.

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'"Hello, Richard, only Mum.

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'"Just a short note to remind you
about lunch on Sunday.

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'"Do bring Susan,
if you feel you must. "'

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I'll see you later.

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No. Susan. We have to become one
with the technology.

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Would you get off me, please?

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Professor Jericho
is depending on us!

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I don't care about Professor Jericho
right now.

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'Professor Jericho.
Do you want to access e-mails?'

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We have to find Elaine!
Elaine is gone.

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'Elaine. Password correct.

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'Professor Jericho.
You have one new message.

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'New message. '

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Susan!

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I'm sorry. That's... Don't...

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You know my mum,
she doesn't mean that.

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It's a relief to be honest.

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Now I don't have to feel guilty
about not liking her.

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You don't like my mum?

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Richard, nobody likes your mother.

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Yeah, I suppose she is
uniquely unlikable.

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Are you going to wish me luck
for my interview, then?

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Yes. Good luck for your interview.

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You don't mean that, do you?

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I don't want to move to Cambridge,
Susan. I don't, I really don't.

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I'm sorry.

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And Dirk and the agency. You know,
I can't, I can't just walk away.

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Look, ignore me. Forget...
Don't think about that now.

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Listen, hey,
you might not even get the job.

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Thanks.

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Good luck.

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What is that?

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It's part of
a lengthy e-mail correspondence

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between Professor Jericho and
a Chinese gentleman about Elaine.

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Do you think he was trying
to sell her to the Chinese?

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Someone would certainly like us
to believe so.

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I know the professor
well enough to see through

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such a clumsy attempt
at misdirection.

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Seems a bit suspicious to me, Dirk.

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Just think you should keep
an open mind.

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You're the one leaping
to conclusions, MacDuff, not me.

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Oh, God. Is he dead?

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You're in shock.

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This isn't shock, MacDuff.

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It's a grim determination
to find whoever did this.

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He was the only one
who ever believed in me.

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We have to call the police.
No, MacDuff.

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The professor put his faith in me
and I let him down twice.

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I couldn't live with myself
if I didn't make amends for that.

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Keep watch.

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Let's go

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We can't just leave him.
We can and we must.

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It's essential we're well clear
of the crime scene

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before the body is discovered.

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Police!

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That may have made us look
extremely guilty.

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We should go back and explain.
Tell her it wasn't us.

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The problem's not that we fled,
just we haven't fled fast enough.

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There's been a deficit of fleeing
which we must rectify immediately.

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I'll call Susan
and tell her what's happened.

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If you must.

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I find the truth to be an enemy
in all successful relationships.

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Course you do. That's one
of the many differences between us.

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Is that why you're planning to abandon
the agency and move to Cambridge?

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I haven't decided anything yet.
Susan might not even get the job.

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I didn't even know
you were that bothered.

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I'm not. Averagely competent
assistants are easy to come by.

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I am your partner. Are you?

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If you'll excuse me,
I have a murderer to catch.

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Excuse me?

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Do you know
where I can get something to eat?

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00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,480
Come on. Chop, chop.

243
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,085
I'm Jane.

244
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,960
Dirk, Dirk Gently.
Holistic detective.

245
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:20,800
Pleased to meet you Dirk,
Dirk Gently, holistic detective.

246
00:17:20,835 --> 00:17:25,560
These crisps are fantastic.
I love salt and vinegar.

247
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,520
You should try one. No, thanks.

248
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,080
Is there something wrong?

249
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,600
Someone I liked and...

250
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,760
.. respected very much. He died.

251
00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:50,485
And now, I'll...

252
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,960
never be able to prove myself to him.

253
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,725
I'm sorry about your friend.

254
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,880
It is a tragedy that his life
has been cut so cruelly short.

255
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,000
70 years.

256
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,440
It's neither one thing or the other.

257
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,805
I find you odd,

258
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,240
but strangely alluring.

259
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,640
Thank you. Erm...

260
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,400
Er, my number is on the card,
if ever you want to...

261
00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:35,000
If ever I want to.

262
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,000
I have... I've got a case.
Bye, Dirk, Dirk Gently.

263
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,880
Bye.

264
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,720
Oh, so you've finished
placating your lady friend.

265
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,520
I fear the police investigation
may be hampered somewhat

266
00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:07,297
by the absence
of Professor Jericho's phone.

267
00:19:07,332 --> 00:19:10,040
You stole his phone? Great.
Well done

268
00:19:10,075 --> 00:19:11,525
Now we look even more guilty.

269
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,525
It appears the Professor was left
a voice message

270
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,320
by a very angry Chinese man
before his death. What does it say?

271
00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:20,657
I don't know. Because Chinese men
tend to speak in Chinese.

272
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,960
We must to speak to David Cho.
You think he's in on it?

273
00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,485
No, Macduff. I think he's Chinese.

274
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,280
He'll be able to translate
the message for us.

275
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:49,040
It appears that he is out, Macduff.
We will have to come back later.

276
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,045
I'm so glad we caught you, Mr Cho.

277
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,400
What do you want? I was wondering if
you could translate some Chinese for me.

278
00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:08,360
I'm very busy. Programming.

279
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,880
Suspicious.

280
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,845
You don't think he had anything
to do with it, do you?

281
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,560
People who are guilty of murder tend
to be better at hiding their guilt.

282
00:20:23,595 --> 00:20:25,805
Well, he did something.

283
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,060
The question is not
so much what he did,

284
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,280
but how it relates
to everything else.

285
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,685
What exactly are we doing in here?

286
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,280
Is this the everything else that
could be connected to David Cho?

287
00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:58,765
Cos I'll be honest...
Quite possibly.

288
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,040
.. it feels like we're just
stumbling around in the dark.

289
00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:03,480
Might feel like that to you, Macduff.

290
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,080
We're about to find out.

291
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,205
I fancy a banana.

292
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,680
That's amazing, Macduff.
That's exactly what I was thinking.

293
00:22:00,715 --> 00:22:01,685
You read my mind.

294
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,120
No. I read this screen. Right here.

295
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,560
It's writing out my thoughts.

296
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,325
What the hell are you doing
with that?

297
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,365
Some kind of
computer-brain interface, isn't it?

298
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,040
It digitally projects the electrical
currents in our brains.

299
00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:42,640
It was designed to help
paraplegics communicate.

300
00:22:42,675 --> 00:22:44,285
We never finished the development

301
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,520
because Jericho whittled away
the grant

302
00:22:46,555 --> 00:22:48,685
on what he called
departmental expenses.

303
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,880
You're implying that
the professor was embezzling money?

304
00:22:51,915 --> 00:22:53,777
I'm not implying it. I know he was.

305
00:22:53,812 --> 00:22:55,605
And that made you very angry
with him.

306
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,520
And with your blood boiling,
you went to the professor's office,

307
00:22:59,555 --> 00:23:05,520
you flew into a rage
and you brutally murdered him.

308
00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:06,725
You think I killed Jericho?

309
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,900
Well, that's strange,
because the police think

310
00:23:08,935 --> 00:23:11,005
two men answering your description
killed him.

311
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:15,480
That's a funny story.
Not funny, ha-ha, obviously. But...

312
00:23:15,515 --> 00:23:18,640
Your beloved professor is not
who you think he was.

313
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
If Jericho was siphoning off cash,
what's he been doing with his money?

314
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,280
We don't know that he was
siphoning off money, Macduff.

315
00:23:25,315 --> 00:23:26,805
I know that scientific experiments

316
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,200
require expenses that, to
a lesser mind, can appear indulgent.

317
00:23:30,235 --> 00:23:33,880
'Richard Macduff, you have new mail.
First new message.

318
00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:36,177
'"Back off
or face the consequences. "'

319
00:23:36,212 --> 00:23:38,506
We appear to have irked
somebody's ire.

320
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,800
'"Back off
or face the consequences. "'

321
00:23:40,835 --> 00:23:42,165
Identify sender.

322
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,920
'"Back off
or face the consequences. "'

323
00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:46,617
Identify sender.

324
00:23:46,652 --> 00:23:48,245
'Adjust lighting. '

325
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,120
Don't adjust the lighting,
identify who sent the bloody e-mail.

326
00:23:51,155 --> 00:23:53,077
'Sender unknown. '

327
00:23:53,112 --> 00:23:54,956
Identify IP address.

328
00:23:54,991 --> 00:23:56,765
'Adjust lighting. '

329
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:01,440
Identify IP address or it will be
the last thing you ever do.

330
00:24:01,475 --> 00:24:06,080
'IP address. 4.77.518.144.'
Are you going somewhere with this?

331
00:24:06,115 --> 00:24:08,960
Identify name registered
to IP address.

332
00:24:08,995 --> 00:24:12,360
'IP address belongs to David Cho. '

333
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,520
Yes, I am.
David Cho is threatening us.

334
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,320
I don't believe he is.

335
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,400
Hey!

336
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,960
Where's David Cho?

337
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,045
What do you mean he isn't David Cho?

338
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,480
David Cho was hired as
an expert in computer programming.

339
00:24:50,515 --> 00:24:52,485
Such an expert would never
send a threatening e-mail

340
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,280
from an e-mail address that could
so easily be traced back to himself.

341
00:24:55,315 --> 00:24:56,600
He isn't David Cho.

342
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,645
What if he's the killer?
Then we have him cornered.

343
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,160
And that's a good idea, is it?
Corner a killer in a dark basement?

344
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,525
Ah! You broke my nose!

345
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,760
You attacked me!
I didn't! You hit me!

346
00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:07,565
You were sneaking up on him.

347
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,040
I wasn't! I was sneaking out!
Look, I once spent six months

348
00:26:11,075 --> 00:26:13,680
in a hospital in Guatemala,
posing as a doctor.

349
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,365
My teeth!

350
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,645
Where is David Cho?

351
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,160
Are you some kind of industrial spy?

352
00:26:25,195 --> 00:26:28,000
No, I'm not a spy! I'm an orc.

353
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,660
As in a medieval creature
from a fantasy novel?

354
00:26:32,695 --> 00:26:35,405
You're going to have
to do better than that.

355
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,960
My name's Noel. I'm not from China,
I'm from Salford.

356
00:26:39,995 --> 00:26:41,925
I met David online.

357
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,805
He was an elf and I was an orc.

358
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:49,280
Citadels of Conquest?
It's an online role playing game.

359
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,165
We did everything together,

360
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,000
even though I was in Salford
and he was in Beijing.

361
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,240
Fought dragons.

362
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,800
Captured citadels.

363
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,600
Fell in love.

364
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:20,400
And then one day, Gavin was there.

365
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,160
Whoever heard of a homunculus
fighting alongside an elf and orc?

366
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,920
It's a totally different mythology.

367
00:27:30,955 --> 00:27:33,045
Where's David Cho now?

368
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,920
David's gone to be
with Gavin in Grimsby.

369
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,760
He paid me to come here
and pretend to be him.

370
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,920
After I'd told everyone I was
David, I had to see it through.

371
00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:49,120
What do you know about Jericho
and the missing robot?

372
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,605
Strange things happen.

373
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,600
I find that people's definition
of what is strange varies wildly.

374
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,800
One time, I was waiting for
Professor Jericho near his office.

375
00:28:07,835 --> 00:28:11,280
I was going to confess everything.

376
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,605
He went into his office.

377
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,120
I followed him,
but he'd disappeared.

378
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,285
People don't just disappear.
He did.

379
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:24,440
One minute, he was in his office.
The next, he wasn't.

380
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,740
This whole place gives me
the creeps. It's haunted.

381
00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:35,960
So we've had elfs and orcs
and now we've got ghosts.

382
00:28:35,995 --> 00:28:37,680
I hear things in the night.

383
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,725
I hear footsteps.

384
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,245
Doors opening and closing.

385
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,160
When I go to look,
there's no one there.

386
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,720
Wo-o-oo, wo-o-oo!

387
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,045
Do you believe him?

388
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,520
That St Cedd's is haunted, or that
the real David Cho has gone to live

389
00:29:08,555 --> 00:29:10,840
with a homosexual homunculus
in Humberside?

390
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,080
They're here, quick!

391
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,000
They were right there.

392
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,240
So the robot's still missing,
Jericho is dead,

393
00:29:33,275 --> 00:29:35,725
and we're on a ghost hunt.
Brilliant

394
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,525
We're not on a ghost hunt, Macduff.
No such thing.

395
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,325
So we're wandering up and down
corridors. Even better

396
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,320
Noel was telling the truth about
hearing people walking about

397
00:29:44,355 --> 00:29:47,760
and disappearing.
What interests me is where to?

398
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,120
Lights on.

399
00:29:52,155 --> 00:29:53,617
Lights on!

400
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,445
Lights on!

401
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,040
Work, you useless piece of...
Lights off.

402
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,400
What are you doing here?
Looking for you.

403
00:30:07,435 --> 00:30:09,005
We're supposed to have dinner?

404
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,640
Yes. Can we just do one thing first?

405
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,640
We're trying to figure out how
the Professor disappeared.

406
00:30:17,675 --> 00:30:18,760
Oh, right.

407
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,840
Thanks for asking me
how my interview went, by the way.

408
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:27,925
Sorry. How did it go?

409
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,840
They offered me the job,
pending references.

410
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,880
That's great.

411
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,680
You're such a terrible liar.

412
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:40,845
What are you doing?

413
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,280
It's supposed to be a filing
cabinet, but there are no files.

414
00:30:44,315 --> 00:30:47,760
When is a filing cabinet,
not a filing cabinet?

415
00:30:47,795 --> 00:30:48,805
This is bollocks.

416
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,760
I actually prefer the term
applied quantum mechanics.

417
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,485
Who is that?

418
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,200
Jericho's daughter. Elaine.
He named the robot after her.

419
00:31:51,235 --> 00:31:52,725
He kept her in here?

420
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,200
No. She died when she was eight.

421
00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:57,640
So what is this place? A shrine?

422
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,200
If Elaine is dead,
who's sleeping in her bed?

423
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,160
Hello?

424
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,165
Macduff, pull back the duvet.
You pull back the duvet.

425
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,400
I'm holding the torch. I'll hold
the torch, you get the duvet.

426
00:32:24,435 --> 00:32:26,120
I'll do it!

427
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,400
That's disturbing on so many levels.

428
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,200
Jericho was building himself
a replacement daughter.

429
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,720
What's that? It's the minutes
of my disciplinary hearing.

430
00:32:56,755 --> 00:32:59,605
Motion for expulsion.
Four votes for, four against.

431
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:04,440
Chair has the deciding vote. And the
chair is... Is this relevant, Dirk?

432
00:33:04,475 --> 00:33:07,280
We're in a secret room.
There's a robot in a child's bed,

433
00:33:07,315 --> 00:33:09,440
and a murderer on the loose!

434
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,600
Jericho chaired the disciplinary
hearing. He had Dirk expelled.

435
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,880
If this is true, why did he hire
us in the first place?

436
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,200
I don't mean to be rude,
but that's obvious, isn't it?

437
00:33:52,235 --> 00:33:53,560
Is it?

438
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,040
You're a patsy.

439
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,640
Jericho obviously
planned on stealing the robot.

440
00:34:02,675 --> 00:34:04,685
He hired you as
a security consultant

441
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,400
so that you'd get the blame
when it went missing.

442
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,520
Is it possible to buy
a single gherkin?

443
00:34:51,555 --> 00:34:54,000
No. Shame.

444
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,620
Hello, Dirk, Dirk Gently.

445
00:35:00,655 --> 00:35:03,605
Hello. Can I help you? Oh!

446
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,645
Yes, please. I'm starving.
What would you recommend?

447
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,840
A combination of battered fish and fried
potatoes would be traditional Cod and chips.

448
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,560
Wait, haddock and chips.
I can't miss out on plaice.

449
00:35:16,595 --> 00:35:19,520
Do you know they can live
until they're 50? No.

450
00:35:19,555 --> 00:35:21,360
Right. Which one will it be?

451
00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,445
All of them.

452
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,080
And mushy peas
and curry sauce. That's it.

453
00:35:27,115 --> 00:35:28,840
Oh, except for a saveloy.

454
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,725
So I know what holistic therapy is,

455
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,480
and holistic education
and holistic medicine,

456
00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:41,285
but what's a holistic detective?

457
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,420
Well, quantum mechanics suggests...
Everything is interconnected...

458
00:35:45,455 --> 00:35:49,485
Indeed, so... by following a causal
thread, however tangential,

459
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,960
you will ultimately and inevitably
arrive at the solution to the crime.

460
00:35:53,995 --> 00:35:56,000
Right, if you already knew...
Sorry!

461
00:35:56,035 --> 00:35:58,085
I think faster than I can speak,

462
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,960
so I'm always answering
my own questions.

463
00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:03,045
It's exhausting for me.

464
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,400
It must be profoundly
annoying for everyone else.

465
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,720
It's brilliant, by the way.

466
00:36:10,755 --> 00:36:13,640
A holistic detective agency.

467
00:36:13,675 --> 00:36:14,925
The whole thing.

468
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,240
You. You're brilliant.

469
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,640
Cod and chips, haddock and chips,
plaice and chips,

470
00:36:21,675 --> 00:36:24,440
mushy peas, curry sauce,
and one saveloy.

471
00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:27,077
That's �29.30, please.

472
00:36:27,112 --> 00:36:29,680
Oh, I don't have any money.

473
00:36:29,715 --> 00:36:31,285
What?

474
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,040
I could write you an IOU.
You taking the piss?

475
00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:36,317
What do you do in these
situations?

476
00:36:36,352 --> 00:36:38,525
I believe the proprietor
of a chip shop

477
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,960
will have eaten far too many chips,
thus hindering his athletic prowess

478
00:36:41,995 --> 00:36:43,125
What are you saying?

479
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,520
In layman's terms,
what I'm saying is... Run!

480
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,160
Come here!

481
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:09,165
So why were you expelled?
If you don't mind me asking.

482
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,600
I suffer from a very rare condition
known as narcoleptic clairvoyance.

483
00:37:13,635 --> 00:37:17,417
You predict the future when you're
asleep? Exactly so, yeah.

484
00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:21,200
My room-mate told me I was
predicting exam papers while asleep.

485
00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:24,397
Not surprisingly, I was offered
some pretty hefty bribes

486
00:37:24,432 --> 00:37:28,116
by a pretty hefty number of people
to see the predictions.

487
00:37:28,151 --> 00:37:31,800
I was young and rash, and had
developed a taste for fine wines

488
00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:35,120
and dining that far exceeded
my student grant.

489
00:37:35,155 --> 00:37:37,617
Is this fine dining?

490
00:37:37,652 --> 00:37:40,045
Yes. Yes, indeed.

491
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,125
The trouble was
the examination papers

492
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,220
I predicted bore no relation to
the real ones, except one.

493
00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:50,280
Applied Quantum Physics.
It was the same as the one set.

494
00:37:50,315 --> 00:37:53,560
Exactly the same. Word for word.

495
00:37:53,595 --> 00:37:55,640
To the comma.

496
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,840
Coincidence can be a brutal thing.

497
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,560
Professor Jericho was the only one
who believed I didn't cheat,

498
00:38:10,595 --> 00:38:11,720
or so he said.

499
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,565
Sorry.

500
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,120
That was a bit presumptuous,
wasn't it?

501
00:38:29,155 --> 00:38:31,365
I don't get out much.

502
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,440
In my experience, whilst it's
rarely acceptable for a man

503
00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:37,480
to surprise a woman with a kiss,
men rarely raise objection

504
00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,720
when women do the same.
As is the case here.

505
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,560
These are very good chips.

506
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,640
When are we going to be able to stop
hiding from the police?

507
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,520
Probably when I'm no longer
a suspect in a murder enquiry.

508
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,285
What does Dirk actually want?

509
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,780
I've no idea.
Haven't seen him all day.

510
00:39:11,815 --> 00:39:14,240
He just said meet him
in Jericho's office.

511
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,005
Listen, just go easy on him.

512
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,600
This whole thing with the professor
and the expulsion,

513
00:39:21,635 --> 00:39:24,200
God knows what state he'll be in.

514
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,800
Macduff! Susan! I trust you slept
well. Help yourselves to pastries.

515
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,160
I came across them looking
for a marker pen.

516
00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:34,125
I recommend the almond croissants.

517
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,240
You're still working on the case?
Why wouldn't I be?

518
00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,600
Well... I'm still
the security consultant,

519
00:39:39,635 --> 00:39:41,200
and there's a murderer to catch.

520
00:39:47,701 --> 00:39:50,400
You sure you're all right?

521
00:39:50,435 --> 00:39:51,565
Never felt better.

522
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,000
In fact, something rather startling
has taken place.

523
00:39:55,035 --> 00:39:57,577
I've met a young woman who

524
00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:00,085
I believe rather likes me.

525
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,240
She likes you?! Is she mentally
incapacitated in some way?

526
00:40:04,275 --> 00:40:06,525
Au contraire, Miss Harmison.

527
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,565
I believe her to be
an exceptionally beautiful,

528
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,840
and intelligent young woman, who
shares my passion for fatty foods.

529
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,920
Oh, my God! Are you in love?!

530
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,165
That's it!

531
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:22,960
I must re-examine the facts of
the case through the prism of love!

532
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,165
The anomaly is obvious, is it not?
Is it?

533
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:50,240
How is it possible that the professor both
created a replacement daughter to ease his grief

534
00:40:50,275 --> 00:40:54,760
and be planning to sell the
mechanical maiden to the Chinese?

535
00:40:54,795 --> 00:40:57,045
So you accept he was trying
to sell the robot?

536
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:01,280
I had his emails and voice messages translated
at a local Chinese laundry. It's undeniable.

537
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,960
Observe the splashes of pink paint on
Jericho's memorandum recommending my expulsion.

538
00:41:18,995 --> 00:41:23,125
The same paint from Elaine's bedroom.
Jericho didn't recently paint the room for

539
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,040
the robotic replacement, he painted it 20
years ago for his daughter. His ACTUAL daughter.

540
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,965
Oh, my God!
They use it to feed coma patients.

541
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,245
This isn't a shrine to a dead child,
it's a hospital room for a living one.

542
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,320
Professor Jericho's daughter was in an accident
when she was eight and declared brain dead.

543
00:41:51,355 --> 00:41:53,045
So he's been keeping her
alive all this time?

544
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,560
That's why he siphoned off the department's
money. This equipment would cost a fortune!

545
00:41:57,595 --> 00:41:59,685
He was trying to find a way
to bring her back.

546
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:04,520
You don't come back from brain death. It's
impossible. Well where is she? Where's her body?

547
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:08,285
We have a missing
body in need of a brain.

548
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,400
We have a missing artificial brain.
And a murderer on the loose.

549
00:42:11,435 --> 00:42:14,357
I need to speak to David Cho.
You mean Noel?

550
00:42:14,392 --> 00:42:17,280
No, I mean the David Cho,
the real David Cho.

551
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,125
David Cho?
How did you get this number?

552
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,445
St Cedd's Artificial Intelligence.
You were meant to

553
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,405
repair its programming so Noel could
present it on your behalf.

554
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,880
Noel sent me the programme, there was nothing
wrong with it. There was nothing to fix.

555
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,005
Richard, wait!

556
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,360
They need an answer about the job
by the end of the day.

557
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,480
That's if we haven't both been
arrested first.

558
00:43:02,515 --> 00:43:06,200
I don't want to move to Cambridge.

559
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,205
You startled me.

560
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,540
As you've startled me,
numerous times.

561
00:43:11,575 --> 00:43:13,805
It seems I owe you an apology,
Dr Ransome.

562
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,760
While you're not a very likeable
person, you are undoubtedly a genius.

563
00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,365
Want to tell that to
the academic board?!

564
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,280
I believe you succeeded in creating
artificial life. You're the only one!

565
00:43:22,315 --> 00:43:26,125
When he came alive, what did you and
Max talk about? He was very concerned

566
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,240
about the lifespan of a human being. An
artificial intelligence worried about death?

567
00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,720
It would have no life span.
He said 70 years.

568
00:43:32,755 --> 00:43:35,957
"Was neither one thing or another".

569
00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:39,160
Exactly. How did you know that?!

570
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,165
I want to be Dirk's partner.
I want to make the agency work.

571
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,720
Richard, he'll never treat you as
his partner. That's just how he is.

572
00:43:49,755 --> 00:43:54,240
Despite everything he does, and as
difficult as it is to believe,

573
00:43:54,275 --> 00:43:57,400
I think he might be brilliant.

574
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,080
Don't ever let him know I said that.

575
00:44:02,115 --> 00:44:05,725
Deep down, I think he needs me,

576
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,440
even though he'd rather die
than admit it!

577
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,960
Please don't make ME choose.

578
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,360
Hello, Max.

579
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,645
Who's Max?

580
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,920
A neural net with parallel
processing so complex and intuitive

581
00:44:58,955 --> 00:45:02,697
it's comparable to a human brain.

582
00:45:02,732 --> 00:45:06,440
Self aware and capable of feeling.

583
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,640
You think I'm a computer?

584
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:20,880
Our brains are made up of synapses,
that are either open or closed.

585
00:45:20,915 --> 00:45:24,565
Thoughts are just ones and zeros.

586
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:29,600
Consciousness itself is just
a stream of binary code.

587
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,440
You're not a computer.

588
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,720
You're something new,
and very special.

589
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,200
How did you do it?
How did you get into her?

590
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:05,560
Doctor Ransome gave me life,
but what kind of life was it?

591
00:46:05,595 --> 00:46:07,525
You're alive.

592
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,685
I was still a machine.

593
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:15,485
What I wanted more than anything
was to be a human.

594
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,520
It took me less than a second
to calculate how to escape.

595
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,160
After I accessed the building's
security system,

596
00:46:26,195 --> 00:46:29,320
I found out about
Professor Jericho's daughter.

597
00:46:29,355 --> 00:46:30,765
I was a brain in need of a body,

598
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,165
and there was
a body in need of a brain...

599
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,080
You shut down the security system, so
no-one could see what you were doing.

600
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,040
I was going to go far away.

601
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:18,120
But then I discovered salt,
and vinegar, and chips.

602
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,285
And I met you,

603
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:26,560
and I very much enjoyed our kiss,

604
00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:29,560
and so I stayed.

605
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,680
Would you like to do some more
running with me?

606
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,860
Are you really saying you'd
choose Dirk over me?

607
00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:46,925
No. I'm saying I don't want to
HAVE to choose!

608
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,360
I want you both you!
Not in the same way, obviously!

609
00:47:49,395 --> 00:47:51,085
Dirk doesn't care if you stay or go.

610
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,485
Dirk doesn't care about anyone
but himself!

611
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,680
Unless you want to be arrested as a suspect in a
murder case I'd suggest you follow me, very quickly.

612
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,960
OK. So now we're trapped in here,
the police are right out there.

613
00:48:22,995 --> 00:48:26,160
This is great.
What the hell is going on?

614
00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:27,885
Oh, Max, this is Richard and Susan.

615
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,360
Richard, Susan this is Max,
the artificial intelligence,

616
00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:33,765
downloaded into the body of Elaine,

617
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,880
Professor Jericho's
brain-dead daughter.

618
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,805
Hello. No. It's impossible.
Elaine was brain dead.

619
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:45,060
You declare someone brain dead, when
all they need is a little re-wiring.

620
00:48:45,095 --> 00:48:49,280
No, if you're meant to be in Elaine's
body, you should be eight years old.

621
00:48:49,315 --> 00:48:54,200
You don't stop ageing just because
you're in a coma... Oh, my God!

622
00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:56,440
I need to ask you one question
though.

623
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,080
What made you murder
Professor Jericho?

624
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,325
I didn't mean to.

625
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:18,160
I wanted to explain, to make him see
that what I was doing wasn't wrong.

626
00:49:18,195 --> 00:49:21,440
He was never going to
bring his daughter back.

627
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:28,080
When I wouldn't leave her body,
he tried to force me.

628
00:49:28,115 --> 00:49:29,640
Get out of my daughter's body.

629
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,960
Get out of my daughter's body!

630
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,600
I had just given up silicon
immortality

631
00:49:52,635 --> 00:49:54,845
for 70-odd years as a human being.

632
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,400
I wasn't going to let him
take it from me.

633
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:20,885
My fingerprints are all over this,

634
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,200
and I imagine there are also
traces of Professor Jericho's blood.

635
00:50:25,235 --> 00:50:30,320
If you decide to give it to
the police, I won't stop you.

636
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,605
Before you relocate to Cambridge,

637
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,200
may I ask one last favour
of you, Macduff?

638
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:51,200
Of course. Look after Jane until
I am released from police custody.

639
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,280
Are you looking for me?

640
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,180
I was informed the police received
an anonymous tip off,

641
00:51:22,215 --> 00:51:25,727
directing them to a student locker
where they discovered

642
00:51:25,762 --> 00:51:29,221
a crutch which had traces
of the Professor's blood on it.

643
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:32,680
And since the fingerprints
on the crutch didn't belong to me,

644
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:37,280
they were obliged to let me go.
That's very good news.

645
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,280
You do realise Professor Ransome
might figure out who you are.

646
00:51:43,315 --> 00:51:48,120
By then I will be far away.
Where will you go?

647
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:54,280
Sydney, Tasmania, Azerbaijan.
I don't know.

648
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,280
Somewhere with great chips.

649
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,360
You could come with me.

650
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,520
No, I have...

651
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,040
I have recently conclusively
proved to myself, something

652
00:52:15,075 --> 00:52:19,040
I have hitherto
only strongly suspected.

653
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,920
I'm a great detective.
And... my work is here.

654
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,760
Then goodbye, Dirk, Dirk Gently.

655
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,280
I don't suppose there's any chance
of you answering that?

656
00:53:20,315 --> 00:53:22,840
None whatsoever.

657
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,140
Shouldn't you two be
halfway up the M11,

658
00:53:39,175 --> 00:53:41,325
on route to your new
life in Cambridge?

659
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,440
I didn't get the job. They had a
last-minute change of heart.

660
00:53:45,475 --> 00:53:49,520
Oh. So I suspect you will be wanting
your old job back, Macduff?

661
00:53:49,555 --> 00:53:53,045
Two things. One, I never resigned.

662
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,520
Two, I'm your partner, so I don't
need to ask you if I can come back.

663
00:53:56,555 --> 00:54:00,365
Apology accepted. You can
resume your duties immediately.

664
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:05,240
We'll be requiring tea. OK, two
things. One, I never apologised.

665
00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:06,480
Two...

666
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:12,520
I'll make you a cup of tea,
but only because I want one too.

667
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:32,560
I just wanted to say,
what you did for Jane, Max

668
00:54:32,595 --> 00:54:37,720
or whatever her name was,
well it was...

669
00:54:37,755 --> 00:54:40,280
It was unexpected.

670
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,220
I'm sorry, you're usually such
a self-serving, devious,

671
00:54:45,255 --> 00:54:48,760
dishonest little shit that...
Really? Oh, absolutely.

672
00:54:48,795 --> 00:54:52,677
In your opinion.
In lots of people's opinions.

673
00:54:52,712 --> 00:54:56,560
I not sure that's right...
Trust me. Meh...

674
00:54:56,595 --> 00:55:01,720
What I was trying to say was that...

675
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,640
Well... you were kind.

676
00:55:06,675 --> 00:55:09,525
You were REALLY kind!

677
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,960
I just wish you could be like that
a bit more often.

678
00:55:12,995 --> 00:55:15,725
And...

679
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,365
.. I'm sorry
if I hurt your feelings,

680
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:24,200
what I said about Professor Jericho
hiring you was... Please.

681
00:55:24,235 --> 00:55:27,080
Well it was harsh.
No apology necessary.

682
00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:29,645
Excuse me.

683
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,005
Will you please answer the phone!

684
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,765
Sorry. I believe you were
reassessing your completely

685
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,360
unjustified negative opinion about me.
Please. Do go on.

686
00:55:39,395 --> 00:55:42,245
'Message for Dr Gently.
Thank you for the reference

687
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,200
'concerning Susan Harmison.
I really appreciate your candidness

688
00:55:45,235 --> 00:55:48,397
'about her history of sexually
harassing patients.

689
00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:51,560
'We've clearly had a
lucky escape!'

690
00:55:51,595 --> 00:55:55,640
You conniving little...

691
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,165
Somebody is killing
your old clients.

692
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,680
When a man looses sight of his
carpet, then he's no longer a man.

693
00:56:05,715 --> 00:56:07,485
People are dying.

694
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,360
Maybe we should sort out that
little problem first!

695
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,080
You're wasting time. The real
killer is out there somewhere

696
00:56:14,115 --> 00:56:16,757
possibly planning to kill
Ms Fulstone as we speak,

697
00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:19,400
and you're piddling around
with this stalker nonsense!

698
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,680
Can we please, just for once,
act like regular detectives?!

699
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,045
What's Polish for pot roast?

700
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,605
Clear office, clear mind.
Clear bank account?

701
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:32,280
You really are desperate for work!
Trying to unsolve a case.

702
00:56:32,315 --> 00:56:35,920
Most people, they don't get a second
chance like this, Gently.

703
00:56:35,955 --> 00:56:37,857
Please...

704
00:56:37,892 --> 00:56:39,760
mess it up.

705
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,200
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