1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,256 Previously on Legends Of Tomorrow... 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:04,430 It's a dragon egg. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:05,880 You're possessed. 4 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:06,839 Ray's gone. 5 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,840 I've taken over his body. 6 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,720 If Neron wanted John dead, he would have killed him on the spot. 7 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,496 I need you to open up a doorway to Hell. 8 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,910 It's to bring someone here from the other side. 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:15,920 Tabitha. 10 00:00:15,921 --> 00:00:17,913 I'm sorry, it wasn't me. It was my nipple. 11 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,160 Save me. 12 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,310 As you wish. 13 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,155 I'm not leaving Mona behind. 14 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:28,074 Do you really think that everyone in Hell deserves to be there? 15 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,152 This is your opportunity to make things right. 16 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,920 I'm gonna save Ray. 17 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,558 Honey, time to go! 18 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,071 Come on, honey. Let's go, we're gonna be late. 19 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,436 Zari, you better not be eating the halva. 20 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,910 No, Mommy. 21 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,797 Zari jaan. 22 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,957 Dessert is not for after breakfast. 23 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,710 What? 24 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,200 It's only a kick. 25 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,116 Behrad must be anxious to meet you. 26 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,599 Now go put your shoes on so I can take you to school. 27 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,591 Violent people are pouring into our country. 28 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,040 Illegal immigrants, terrorists, 29 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,150 meta-humans. 30 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,797 Politicians promise to keep you safe, 31 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,240 but they've been hiding the truth. 32 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,359 There's a dangerous new threat already within our borders. 33 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,719 Hi, I'm Ray Palmer. 34 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,078 Yes, that Ray Palmer, 35 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,753 former CEO of Palmer Tech. 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,360 And I'm here to warn you 37 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:39,195 that creatures once thought only in legends and fairy tales are real. 38 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,069 Yes, folks, 39 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,231 monsters are real and they walk amongst us. 40 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,799 And they will stop at nothing until they destroy humankind. 41 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,080 Interested in learning more? 42 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,629 Then join me at PalmerX 2019 43 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,996 where "The power is in the palm-er of your hands." 44 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,151 I don't care Neron's wearing my best friend's face, 45 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,913 - I want to punch him. - Get in line. 46 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,835 Ogres are big softies. That one wouldn't even hurt a fly. 47 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,912 Neron's been a step ahead of us for too long. 48 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,400 We need to play offense. 49 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,517 - Agreed. - I'm sorry, what are we agreeing to? 50 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,354 It's time for us to fight back. 51 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,759 We're retaking the Bureau. 52 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,232 Gideon, pull up the blueprints of the Bureau 53 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,800 and start fabricating an arsenal. 54 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,840 Right away, Captain. 55 00:02:30,841 --> 00:02:32,641 Look, Gary has bonded with the Fairy Godmother 56 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,157 and while he might be an idiot, she is not to be underestimated. 57 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,000 Mick, Nate, you think you can handle Tabitha? 58 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,240 Granny is dead. 59 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,471 Good. Ava and I will handle Neron. 60 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,789 Yeah. I want a crack at him. 61 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,720 It's my Bureau he's running his operation from. 62 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,950 Not to be a buzzkill, 63 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,760 but even John and Nora couldn't out-magic Neron. 64 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,120 - I just felt a kick. - Oh, I wanna feel... 65 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,736 Right now the smart play would be just to bide our time. 66 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,400 Wait for John-o to return with Ray's soul. 67 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,736 Shockingly, I agree with Charlie. I love you little Wicksty... 68 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,479 - Oh, I felt it. - I told you just... 69 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,553 Okay. Can you guys stop being dragon baby-crazy right now? 70 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,793 Look, this commercial is proof that Neron is up to something big. 71 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,475 And we need to stop him before it's too late. 72 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,554 Captain, I have an incoming communication from Nora Darhk. 73 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,800 Put her on. 74 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,920 Sara? 75 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,320 Talk to me. What's your status? 76 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,872 I'm tired of skulking around air ducts. 77 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,600 I'm going after Mona. 78 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gearing up for an assault. 79 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,960 Hold your position. 80 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,920 Hey. 81 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,760 Too late. 82 00:03:27,761 --> 00:03:30,355 - Wait. Where's Gary? - In Ava's office. 83 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,479 Getting real comfortable. 84 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,880 Mmm. 85 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,678 Oh, Fairy Godmother? 86 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,153 Yes, my pet. 87 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,232 I want to dig deeper on my next wish. 88 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,436 Excellent idea. 89 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,874 What do you have in mind? 90 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,350 Well... 91 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,397 We've already redecorated my office. 92 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,078 I now have three nipples, because a spare never hurts. And... 93 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,551 Perhaps you could make a wish regarding the Legends. 94 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,560 You want me to wish something for them? 95 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,672 I'm talking about revenge. 96 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,080 Oh. 97 00:04:05,081 --> 00:04:06,515 They lied to you, Gary. 98 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,599 Promised you could be an Interim Legend. 99 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:14,675 One wish, and you can send them all to Hell with John Constantine. 100 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaking of John, you think he's all right? 101 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,549 That warlock sent thousands of demons to rot in the pits. 102 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,750 I think he's well and truly screwed, dearie. 103 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,000 Does this mean we're straight? 104 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,600 I got a more important collection to make. 105 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,274 Who is that guy? 106 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,431 That, my friend, is John Constantine. 107 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,629 In the flesh. 108 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,280 Congratulations, Mona. 109 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,520 I have selected you for a very special assignment. 110 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,080 That's okay, Ne-Ray. 111 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,590 Can I call you that? 112 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,320 I'm okay here. 113 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,076 You see, before Nate's father decided he wanted to be PT Barnum, 114 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,310 we were working together. 115 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,836 Training monsters to do our bidding. 116 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,155 Actually, I worked extensively with your dear friend, Konane. 117 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,359 I mean, your dead friend Konane. 118 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,754 I found Mona. 119 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,880 Hurry. 120 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,560 Copy that. 121 00:05:48,401 --> 00:05:49,915 This seems like overkill. 122 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,995 The Legends never included me in their pizza parties. 123 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,476 Or asked me to play Dungeons and Dragons. 124 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,313 Make them suffer, Gary. 125 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,476 I can make them do whatever you want. 126 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,233 I just wanted to be part of the team. 127 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,357 Soon as Ava opens the portal, 128 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,996 we go in firing. 129 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,514 Time to burn some freaks. 130 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,069 I wish... 131 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,519 Opening a portal in three, two, one... 132 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,352 Welcome to book club. 133 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,600 Why, you little... 134 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,480 I'd be careful how you speak to my charge. 135 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,870 Gary, why are you doing this? 136 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,111 Because I would like to discuss 137 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,910 The Collector. 138 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,918 Forget the book, Gary. 139 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,456 You helped a demon take control of the Bureau. 140 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,840 What happened to the Bureau Creed? 141 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,078 Oh, I could ask the same about you. 142 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,072 Article 27. Hmm? 143 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,516 "A supervisor must never show favoritism." 144 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,592 You started a book club with another employee. 145 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,750 Gary. 146 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,116 Mona is being tortured right now. 147 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,638 Neron said he's trying to protect humans from monsters. 148 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,593 You saw Mona gnaw off my nip! 149 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,796 She did you a favor. 150 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,880 Okay. Um... 151 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:20,236 Maybe we should just reschedule until after we've read the book. 152 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:23,796 Oh, Fairy Godmother... 153 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:24,956 Oh, no. 154 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,236 Wait. 155 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,360 That book was terrible. 156 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:36,760 Oh, my head. 157 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,589 That's the spirit. 158 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,992 Sara, Ava. Come in. Where are you guys? 159 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,479 Hey, Nate, can't talk right now. 160 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,434 Are you talking to Nate on comms? 161 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,836 Tell him I say hi. 162 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,794 Gary says hi. 163 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,712 And we're at book club. 164 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,314 Move on to Plan B. 165 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,880 What's Plan B? 166 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,600 I only listen for my name. 167 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,639 I assume it's like Plan A but, you know, with less people. 168 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:04,197 Well, without the captain and the clone, the Bureau's a suicide mission. 169 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,556 Mick's right. 170 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,400 We need to sneak into PalmerX. 171 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,517 Do some recon, find out what Neron's up to. 172 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,919 Now that sounds like a Plan Z. 173 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,440 Hey, baby. 174 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,636 Hey. 175 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,473 You looking for a good time, handsome? 176 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,136 I'm always looking for a good time, love. 177 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,358 But, uh, regrettably, my time here is limited. 178 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,840 Maybe you can help me. 179 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,038 I'm looking for a broker in the soul trade, 180 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,554 he goes by the name of Masher. 181 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,400 I might know something. 182 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,793 Well, this here is holy water. 183 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,958 Now, you can use this to burn the skin off 184 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,554 any demon tosser who messes with you. 185 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,950 Uh-uh-uh-uh. 186 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,710 Masher likes to hang out at the strip club after trading's done... 187 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,520 John. 188 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,240 How do you know my name? 189 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,920 Oh, I know who you are. 190 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,469 Half of demonkind is searching for John Constantine. 191 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,272 - The holy water? - Oh, this? 192 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,597 No, this is just whiskey, love. 193 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,554 Sure, our protagonist was keeping people hostage, 194 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,271 but that's only because he never received love as a child. 195 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,390 They don't want you in their book club, Gary. 196 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,233 Doesn't that make you angry? 197 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,313 Make a wish and they will pay. 198 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,840 You're right. 199 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,000 They don't want to spend time with Gary Green, 200 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,554 the lowly Time Bureau agent. 201 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,118 But they would love to spend time with Gary Green, 202 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,110 Captain of the Waverider! 203 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,476 Welcome aboard, Captain Green. 204 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,196 Thanks. 205 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,840 I have no quarrel with you, dear. 206 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,199 You didn't send me to Hell like John Constantine and the Legends. 207 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:30,879 Yes, I was in Hell for 327 years. 208 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,640 And what was my crime? 209 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,918 I sprinkled a little magic over Salem, 210 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,357 trying to help a girl whose mother was accused of witchcraft. 211 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,510 Okay. 212 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,156 Well, you're out now, why help Neron? 213 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,753 Neron rescued me in Hell, 214 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,830 and what can I say, 215 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,319 true love bloomed. 216 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,793 I know what you're thinking, 217 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,678 he's so much older than me. 218 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,675 Sometimes you have to look past age. 219 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,074 You know, in another life, 220 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,153 I think you and I could have been friends. 221 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,519 - Toodles. - Wait, what... 222 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,556 Ray. 223 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,631 Without all of the idiotic tendencies. 224 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,477 Make a move on me and Mona dies. 225 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,153 Ray is good and strong. He can fight his way back from Hell. 226 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,039 Who do you think is having a worse time in Hell? 227 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,600 Ray or your father? 228 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,552 Turns out Daddy Dearest isn't so tough. 229 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,878 I hear Damien Darhk is going stark raving mad in the pits. 230 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,316 Why am I here? 231 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,757 Well, you and John tried to kill me. Nearly did. 232 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,034 If the doofus in the skin-suit I'm wearing hadn't have interrupted, 233 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,600 I'd have been obliterated. 234 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,278 I spent many nights just dreaming about how I was going to get my revenge. 235 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,396 And then it came to me. 236 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,110 What better punishment than making you sit front row 237 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,999 to all of the fear and rage I'm about to unleash on the earth. 238 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,198 All while in the body of the man you love. 239 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,556 Now... 240 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,116 Smile for the cameras. 241 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,656 Are monsters real? 242 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,360 What's tonight all about? 243 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,400 All of your questions will be answered soon. 244 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,437 - Oh. Excuse me. - What's wrong with you? 245 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,136 Well, you know, a room full of people fearful of magical creatures, 246 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,072 just makes me a little fearful, all right? 247 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,840 The worst part is, Ray loves tech events. 248 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:48,634 Good evening, DC, and welcome to PalmerX 2019. 249 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,711 Now, you're all probably wondering, 250 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,474 what in the heck is Ray Palmer doing back in the public eye? 251 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,910 Well, folks, 252 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,596 for the past two years, I have been hunting magical creatures. 253 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,880 Hang with me here. 254 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,752 I've created an exosuit capable of combating 255 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,230 the most ferocious of their kind. 256 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,549 What a douche. 257 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,869 But I can't do it alone. 258 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,230 I need your help. 259 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,752 I need you to help me find these creatures. 260 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,072 Creatures that may be hiding right here, amongst us. 261 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,790 Now, everyone, take out your smartphones. 262 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,600 Better be Palmer Tech. 263 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,792 I've created a small, simple app that will change the world. 264 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,077 And I want you all to download it right now. 265 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,113 The app is called EYES. 266 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,556 Now, on EYES, 267 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,554 you will be able to share real-time, lifesaving monster sightings. 268 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,160 Share them. 269 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,473 And I will be there to save you. 270 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Remember, 271 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,437 the power is in the palm-er of your hands. 272 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,355 You really expect us to believe monsters exist? 273 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,837 I thought you were going to offer us proof. 274 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,952 Thank you, Cindy. You're absolutely right. 275 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,954 Here is your proof. 276 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,436 Now, 277 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,672 this may look like a helpless hipster who should be working at a bookstore. 278 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,910 But believe me, 279 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,200 she's something altogether more dangerous. 280 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,874 - Masher. - John. 281 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,038 Yeah, all right. Keep your hair on. No need to tell the whole bloody club. 282 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,016 Oh, buddy, now I know you're out of your mind. 283 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,120 What are you doing in Hell? 284 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,873 I'm here to save a friend, 285 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,633 his soul belongs to Neron. 286 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,674 Cheers, love. He's paying. 287 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,680 Nobody gets into Neron's soul vault without his say-so. 288 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,035 Except the triumvirate. 289 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,576 And I have a plan to deal with them. 290 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,360 But first, there's a hunch I need to confirm. 291 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,639 What's Neron trading at? 292 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,150 He's steady. 293 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,800 But I'll let you in on a little secret, 294 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,474 his stock is about to rise. 295 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,520 I'm talking a massive soul collection on Earth. 296 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600 You know what that means? 297 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,400 Neron is finally making his play for the throne of Hell. 298 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,873 Oh, cheers, Masher, I can use that. 299 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,236 Be careful, John, 300 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,154 not every demon you sent to Hell is as forgiving as I am. 301 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,038 Yeah. Don't I know it. 302 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,955 You're dead, demon hunter. 303 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,917 I was gonna be a demon proctologist but the pay wasn't as good. 304 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,560 Hold him. 305 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,640 Oh! 306 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,669 Oh, Calibraxis. 307 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,080 You're looking good, mate. 308 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,200 You grow your beard? 309 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,475 John Constantine. 310 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,880 I'm really going to enjoy watching you breathe your last. 311 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,639 I invoke a parley. 312 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,997 I demand to speak to the triumvirate. 313 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,959 I'm a demon, not a pirate, John. 314 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,993 I thought you understood the rules. 315 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,072 Well, you little maggot... 316 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,556 As long as I'm alive, 317 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,680 then the triumvirate can pass me around like a little sparrow amongst the cats. 318 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,759 But as soon I die, you dim-witted dick, 319 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,151 then my soul belongs to Neron. 320 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,755 And then the triumvirate lose out on all the tasty little bits 321 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,600 of torture that they have got planned for me. 322 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,835 So you have got two choices. 323 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,320 You can either kill me 324 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,120 and royally piss off the old bags that run this place. 325 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,352 Or take me to speak with the triumvirate. 326 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,440 I'm detecting a fugitive alert... Stop it. 327 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,199 At the Inquisition, Captain Green. 328 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,192 Oh. I don't do torture. 329 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,716 He could have fooled me. 330 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,280 Hey. Play nice. 331 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,837 We have to distract Gary while the B team is plan B-ing. 332 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,359 Would a fairy at the Great British Bake Off suit your fancy? 333 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,950 Shall we, uh... 334 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,512 Keep calm and pastry on? 335 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,712 I'll plot a course, Captain. 336 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,960 Get it? 337 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,390 Keep calm and pastry on? 338 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,355 - Good one, Cap. Good one. - Hilarious. 339 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,272 Thanks, guys. Thanks. Yeah. 340 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,996 Take a good long look at her. 341 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,880 Mona Wu. 342 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,634 You saw her on the street, you wouldn't think twice. 343 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,576 Come on, Mona. Don't give him what he wants. 344 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,832 But she has a strange and violent condition, 345 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,197 brought about when she fell in love with a repulsive creature. 346 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,957 I feel like a bridge scene should have more people. 347 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,670 Oh. No, we love three-people bridge scenes. 348 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,896 Yeah, otherwise we'd just end up standing around all day. 349 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,360 Oh, that's why Mick's always grumpy. 350 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080 Come on, Mona, 351 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,398 I promised these fine people a show. 352 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,040 Let's not keep them waiting. 353 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,120 Shift now. 354 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,516 Or end up dead like Konane. 355 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,438 Folks, proof of the world's very first werewolf! 356 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,936 That's what we're missing. 357 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,155 The boys! 358 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,834 - No. - Yeah. 359 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,240 Fairy Godmother. 360 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,560 - Z. - Nate. 361 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,315 She made him disappear! 362 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,836 Well, well, well. 363 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,390 What do we have here? 364 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,310 More magic in the audience? 365 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,150 She's one of them. 366 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,800 He's right. 367 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,920 I am. 368 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,996 She's a witch. 369 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,640 Witch. Witch. 370 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,200 Witch. Witch. Witch. 371 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,513 Witch. Witch. Witch. Witch. Witch. 372 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,520 Don't worry, folks. 373 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:07,071 The witch won't get far, not as long as everyone downloads the EYES app. 374 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,840 Share your sightings. 375 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,110 We'll find the witch. 376 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,795 It's only a matter of time. 377 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,720 Sara? You guys okay? 378 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,029 Yeah, we're fine. 379 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,077 As long as we keep placating Gary. 380 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,119 I guess Charlie and Z are our last hope. 381 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,759 Great, we're toast! 382 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,236 Welcome to Hell. 383 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,920 Good evening, this is your captain speaking. 384 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,437 - Just... - What? 385 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,113 We'll be cruising at a high altitude 386 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,715 on our way to save a bake-off in Britain. 387 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,800 Whoo! 388 00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:48,801 - Yeah! - Yeah. 389 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,394 Gary, is that the Kid Steel costume? 390 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,640 Uh-huh. 391 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,516 You likey? 392 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,559 Why would anyone wish to be a sidekick? 393 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,636 Close your legs. 394 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,790 Oh, he's such an idiot. 395 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,200 What? 396 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,438 Nothing. They're just teasing you. 397 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,400 - Oh. - You're my Gare-Bear. 398 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,360 We're gonna have so much fun. 399 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080 Okay. 400 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,913 Hashtag-Eyes-app is trending on Twitter 401 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,471 below Kanye's surprise album and a cat getting a bath. 402 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,433 Mmm. How many downloads? 403 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,314 Only 2,000, Mr. Palmer. 404 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,591 The news cycle is so fast these days, it's hard to cut through all the noise. 405 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,674 But a monster attack on the capital will dominate the headlines for weeks. 406 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200 And then what? 407 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,397 More people will download some app? 408 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,509 That's your big plan? 409 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,796 Why, yes it is. 410 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,920 Ah. 411 00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:41,957 My love. 412 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,075 Would you please escort our guest to a cell? 413 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,834 Let's go, dearie. 414 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,831 Neron didn't say which containment cell to put you in. 415 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,160 Why are you helping me? 416 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,913 Because you're a fellow witch. 417 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,757 And I think we can help each other. 418 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,750 Mona. 419 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,676 How do you feel? 420 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,435 I've been better. 421 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:18,238 Remember, I'm just a "Fairy Godmother" away. 422 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,237 Trust me, we'll be safe here. 423 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,629 Where are we? 424 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,554 My childhood home. 425 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,918 I thought you grew up in a dystopian city, Z. 426 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320 You had a pool? 427 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,880 In a couple years, A.R.G.U.S. will use people's growing fear of meta-humans 428 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,280 to seize control. 429 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,160 Of course, it didn't help that we were Muslim. 430 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,159 We were forced to move to a ghetto district in 2021. 431 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,239 Humans are so easy to manipulate. 432 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,997 I mean, you just show them a scary ogre or a dangerous meta, 433 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,434 and they just go barmy. 434 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,435 I haven't even been able to get into this EYES app yet 435 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,120 because the terms of service are so long. 436 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,720 No one bothers reading those. 437 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,696 It's a demon app. I'm gonna read the fine print. 438 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,154 Can't believe it's just us left. 439 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,240 I mean, you and I both knew from the start 440 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,880 that it was madness to storm the Bureau. 441 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,320 Oh, my God. 442 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,680 What? 443 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160 Z? 444 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,839 In New Orleans, 445 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,560 John said Neron needed more souls to take over Hell. 446 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,840 Here it says 447 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,960 What, you're saying that anyone who downloads the app is going to Hell? 448 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,040 Yeah. 449 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,720 Oh, that is mental. 450 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:37,072 This little fairy was causing quite the fray around the souffle. 451 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,960 I think I know just the place for you, madam. 452 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,040 I can't take it anymore. 453 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,590 I'm gonna kill him. 454 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,354 Hey, Z, Charlie. Please tell me you have something. 455 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,194 Well, we figured out Neron's app is a way to collect souls. 456 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,194 - That's crazy. - Yeah. 457 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,159 It gets crazier. To drum up fear and increase downloads of his app, 458 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,149 we think he may be planning a monster attack. 459 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,833 Okay. We'll, we'll stall Gary. 460 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,960 But you gotta get every single one of those monsters out of the Time Bureau. 461 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,160 I was afraid you were going to say that. 462 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,115 Who you talking to, Sara? 463 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,320 What? 464 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,559 Gary. Baby, Bobby, bubelah... 465 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,715 There's a whole big world of problems. 466 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,231 You know, Neron and your Fairy Godmother, 467 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,496 they're not really your friends. 468 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,194 But do you know who your friends are? 469 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,510 These guys. 470 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,120 Huh? 471 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,755 Are you trying to schmooze me? 472 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,990 Feels good, right? 473 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,157 Uh, actually, it feels a little false. 474 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,400 Gary. 475 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,439 You are our friend. 476 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,631 I mean, would we lie to an Interim Legend? 477 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,199 Ah, you see, that's just it, because I'm not an Interim Legend. 478 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,432 You just promised me that to use me as bait. 479 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,816 You know what, Gary. It's a little hard to feel sorry for you 480 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,240 when you're holding us all hostage. 481 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,640 You're not getting it. 482 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,232 This whole time Tabitha's been trying to use me to hurt you. 483 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,671 All I wished was for us to hang out. 484 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,834 I was trying to protect you. 485 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,113 I get it. I'm not cool. 486 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,594 But I don't deserve to be treated like a joke. 487 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,070 So now... 488 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,514 Now, the joke's on you. 489 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,240 What's he doing? 490 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,799 Oh, Fairy Godmother! 491 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,154 Yes, my pet? 492 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,354 Mick thinks he's a tough guy. 493 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,270 But I think he's a big baby. 494 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,400 And Nate, 495 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,952 who's never been bullied a day in his life. 496 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,240 Welcome to my high school years. 497 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,076 And Sara and Ava, 498 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,677 the cool girl and the class president. 499 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,793 You know what I want you to do for me? 500 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,440 Dance. 501 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,793 Five, six, seven, eight. 502 00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,760 Faster. 503 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,554 Gary, stop it. 504 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,556 Faster. 505 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,800 Charlie, I get that you're scared, but the team is counting on us. 506 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840 I'm not scared. 507 00:25:17,841 --> 00:25:20,537 It's just breaking the monsters out of the prison is a multiple person job. 508 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,074 You can be multiple people. 509 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,594 Look, Z. Yeah, I can for a second. 510 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,319 And you what? It takes its toll. 511 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,280 I could end up back in prison or even worse, dead. 512 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,477 When A.R.G.U.S. came for my family, my brother, Behrad, told me to run. 513 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,880 And I did. 514 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,673 I've never forgiven myself. 515 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,430 You won't either. 516 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,196 We can't change my family's future, but we can save their present. 517 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,817 Zari jaan, make sure you take your shoes off before you go in. 518 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,840 I know. 519 00:25:47,841 --> 00:25:48,841 Charlie? 520 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,196 If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you. 521 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,799 I would love a ghost friend. 522 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,920 Come on. 523 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,360 Cool. 524 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,714 Greetings, Satan. 525 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,033 First of the fallen. 526 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,551 It's been a long time, John. 527 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800 Belial. 528 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,432 We've been looking forward to hearing the bunk you're peddling. 529 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,479 And Beelzebub. 530 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,680 Not as popular, but you were always my personal favorite. 531 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,593 This is a waste of our time. 532 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,656 I take it you've noticed 533 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,798 a certain demon's stock has been on the rise? 534 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,754 Neron's been doing very well for himself. 535 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,111 Neron is trying to take control of Hell. 536 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,795 And let me assure you, 537 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,917 his method for collecting souls, 538 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,913 it won't be to sign on the dotted line in blood. 539 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,235 He's, uh, young, by your standards at least. 540 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:10,479 And let's just say, he means to disrupt the system. 541 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,120 If we interfere with Neron, we'll look weak. 542 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,760 Well, that's precisely where I come in, Bubby. 543 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,069 And what do you want in exchange? 544 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,157 Not your own soul, I hope. 545 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,634 I'm here for the soul of Raymond Palmer. 546 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,154 You let us two leave Hell, 547 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,118 and I pledge to you that I will dedicate 548 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,477 all of my crafty and wicked ways to thwarting Neron 549 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,199 and securing your reign. 550 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,429 Are you really here for Raymond Palmer? 551 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,680 We thought there was another. 552 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,637 A young girl whose life you destroyed. 553 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,196 Astra. 554 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,272 Yeah, well, you know, I didn't want to be too greedy. 555 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,153 But yeah, I'll take them both. 556 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,716 Both of them? 557 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,880 That is greedy. 558 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,351 But if you were to choose... 559 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,796 Well, then that's a different matter. 560 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840 John! 561 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,156 Help me. 562 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,234 John. You're here. 563 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,120 You gotta get me back to Earth. 564 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,479 Please, John, they're hurting me. 565 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,752 Make up your mind, John. 566 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,398 This offer won't last. 567 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,356 John? 568 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,680 Astra. 569 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,877 It's following me. Make it go away. 570 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,550 Come here. I've got you. 571 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,676 You can't have her! 572 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,077 You can't save her. 573 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,431 You can't have her! You can't have her! 574 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,920 John, get me out of here! 575 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,680 I'm sorry. 576 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,400 I choose... 577 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,595 Astra Logue. 578 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,635 Stick to the plan, Charlie. 579 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,435 You mean the plan where I need to rely on my shoddy shapeshifting 580 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,440 to portal creatures one by one out of their cells 581 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,480 and onto the Waverider, 582 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,439 where Gary may or may not wish them to kingdom come. 583 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,074 Yup, that plan. 584 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,480 This isn't you, Gary. 585 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,553 Why are you being so cruel? 586 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,520 Please. 587 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,279 Stop. You're killing them. 588 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,272 I don't do mime, dearie. 589 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,073 Just stop. Everything. 590 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,152 As you wish. 591 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,632 Mona. Hey, wake up. 592 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,633 Hey, Nora. 593 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,116 Hey. 594 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,038 You're still here? 595 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,795 Book club forever. 596 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,153 Book club forever. 597 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,116 Oh, Fairy Godmother! 598 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,160 Uh... 599 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,279 I have to pop off for a second, Gary. 600 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,796 I thought we were gonna play Settlers of Catan later. 601 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,554 Don't be silly. 602 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,959 We're not friends. 603 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520 Oh. 604 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,594 I'm so sorry, Gary. 605 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,875 I took you for granted. 606 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,358 I never, ever should have let you do my dry cleaning 607 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,113 or work overtime without pay. 608 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,032 I mean, that's illegal, anyway. 609 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,360 I'm so sorry. 610 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,034 I still want to kill you. 611 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,711 Gary, when Rip first recruited the Legends, 612 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,759 he picked the people that were insignificant to history. 613 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,951 The original losers. 614 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,040 You don't have to be cool to be a Legend. 615 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,835 And maybe we forgot that somewhere along the way. 616 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,116 But you're one of us. 617 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,270 Now, come on, Gary. 618 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,752 Ray and Constantine are both stuck in Hell and you can help them. 619 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,715 Just use your Fairy Godmother powers for good. 620 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200 Save her. 621 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,840 Sadly, my hands are tied. 622 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,237 But if you become Mona's Fairy Godmother, 623 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,359 she could wish to be healed. 624 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,676 How do I do that? 625 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,515 If another witch takes the wand... 626 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,112 You'll take my curse, 627 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,517 but with it, all of my power. 628 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,756 Nora... 629 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,273 Nora. No. 630 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,880 No. 631 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,760 It worked. 632 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,673 Quick, Mona, make a wish. 633 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,280 Well... 634 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,040 Uh, Fairy God Nora. 635 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,191 I wish to be safe on the Waverider. 636 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,640 Oh! 637 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:34,519 How I've missed me. 638 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,476 Sadly for you, 639 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,231 when you took on the wand's power and responsibility, 640 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,551 you also took on its charge. 641 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,555 - Gary? - I'm afraid so. 642 00:32:47,361 --> 00:32:49,511 Fairy Godmothers are prisoners. 643 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,951 Their magic is dependent on whiny humans and their petty demands. 644 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,549 You lied! 645 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,594 Obviously. 646 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,440 Toodles. 647 00:33:15,921 --> 00:33:17,115 Excuse me. 648 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,116 - Marilyn Monroe? - Well, yes. 649 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,835 I seem to have gotten a little lost. 650 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,039 Can you help me get back home? 651 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,915 Of course, ma'am. 652 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,551 Let me just program in the year. 653 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,271 Ah. Yeah. Uh... 654 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,600 Thanks. 655 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:48,239 Oh, my love, my love. 656 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,838 Still no luck with Nora? 657 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,990 No. 658 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,393 Well, she'll take your curse soon. 659 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,676 After all, you are very convincing. 660 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,874 Well, I better head back. 661 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,270 Evil deeds to do, and all that. 662 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,474 Well, that was bloody close. 663 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,400 I'm at the first cell. 664 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,190 Anytime now, Z. 665 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,272 Okay. Just give me one second. 666 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,593 The public doesn't always know what's best for them. 667 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,320 So, tonight, we'll release the Minotaur, 668 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,869 and scare them into accepting our protection. 669 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,874 It is done, mon amour. 670 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,280 How do I look? 671 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,920 You were just... 672 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,114 No, the shapeshifter. 673 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,076 Can someone sound the alarm? 674 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,593 Charlie, Tabitha and Neron are on to you. 675 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,630 Yeah, I figured. 676 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,955 You need to get out now. 677 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,149 Open all the doors. 678 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,469 Turn off the force fields. 679 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,950 I'm not leaving. 680 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,358 Are you waiting for an invitation? 681 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,994 It's a bloody jailbreak! 682 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,354 I mean, there are pros to trusting your apologies are sincere, and cons. 683 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:45,631 Maybe I'll make a list. 684 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,910 Gary, Gary, just... 685 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,516 Go with your heart. 686 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,709 Oh, Fairy Godmother? 687 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,360 - Nora. - Oh. 688 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,991 Go find John and help him rescue Ray from Hell. 689 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,080 Oh, fiddlesticks. 690 00:36:01,081 --> 00:36:02,197 - Wait! - Wait, Gary! 691 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,272 Gary, you dick. 692 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,959 Come on, you lot. Get a move on. 693 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,633 You don't have to tell me twice. 694 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,240 Faster, Sassy! 695 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,872 You all right, little one? 696 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,360 Oi, Ogre, catch. 697 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,071 - Charlie, you're out of time. - Z. Get out of here. 698 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,396 See you on the other side. 699 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,949 I'm going after Mona. 700 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,990 Mona. 701 00:36:45,521 --> 00:36:47,319 Come on, love. Let's get you out of here. 702 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,352 Oh, I hate shapeshifters. Break her neck. 703 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,839 Patience, mon amour. 704 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,120 Get Mona. 705 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,280 No. 706 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,156 Looks like things ain't going so well for you, Neron. 707 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,358 You wanted a monster to attack DC. 708 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,080 Now, you have every single monster. 709 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,040 In one. 710 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,116 You promised you'd take me to see Astra. 711 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,395 Patience, John. 712 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,152 I made a pledge to you, 713 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,800 and I expect you to keep your end of the bargain. 714 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,952 What the hell are you playing at? 715 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,036 John. 716 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,600 John, is it really you? 717 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,320 Yes. 718 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,559 Yes, Astra, love. It's me. It's me. It's Johnny. 719 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,310 Thank God. 720 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,469 God? 721 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,117 You know better than to thank him. 722 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480 Astra? 723 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,550 John is here to take you back to Earth. 724 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,309 You're welcome to go. 725 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,909 Yeah. It's all right, love. It's me. 726 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,070 No. 727 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,040 Wait. 728 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,790 Hold on. 729 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,069 What do you mean "no"? 730 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,720 Looks like the deal is null and void. 731 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,392 Neron is a thorn in our side, John. 732 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,395 But torturing you 733 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,720 is too much fun. 734 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,230 John? 735 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,076 It's following me. 736 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,920 Make it go away. 737 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,436 Please. 738 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,195 John. Get me out of here. 739 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,229 Astra, love. 740 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,075 This isn't you. 741 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,913 No. Of course it is. 742 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,471 Or would you rather I stayed that terrified little girl, 743 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,519 crying and waiting for you to come and rescue me? 744 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,270 I would have been waiting a long time. 745 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,912 I'm so, so sorry, love. 746 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,837 But this place, it's twisted you. 747 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,555 If anything, 748 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,119 it's made me more like you. 749 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,235 Right, John? 750 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,549 You're not like me. 751 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,080 You're not. 752 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,035 You chose wrong. 753 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,799 You should have saved your friend. 754 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,916 Hey! Watch it. 755 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,154 Back off, freak. 756 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,192 It's like a demented Noah's Ark. 757 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,480 What about Charlie? 758 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,875 It's my fault. I'm the one that convinced her to risk everything. 759 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,679 Hey. Don't go down that road. 760 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,757 - We'll do what we always do. - Yeah? 761 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,913 Forming stupid Beebos? 762 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,399 Hey. Where you going? 763 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,436 Well, after everything, 764 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,800 I just figured you wouldn't wanna have me around anymore. 765 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,673 It's all hands on deck, Gary. 766 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,999 Yeah. We're gonna need all our friends to defeat Neron. 767 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,915 Aye, aye. 768 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,476 You all right? 769 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,560 Not really. 770 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,159 I'm glad you and Wicksty are okay. 771 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,030 What happened? 772 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,390 Oh, my God. 773 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,520 Hi. 774 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,394 My name is Zari.