1 00:00:16,098 --> 00:00:17,938 Where do I start? 2 00:00:23,818 --> 00:00:25,578 Its not you. 3 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:29,379 Well, actually, it is you. 4 00:00:31,779 --> 00:00:34,340 Look, Im just not- 5 00:00:34,499 --> 00:00:37,221 Im not attracted to you any more. 6 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:41,061 I need space. 7 00:00:43,221 --> 00:00:45,061 You kinda- 8 00:00:46,661 --> 00:00:49,782 You kinda gross me out. 9 00:00:52,422 --> 00:00:56,983 In the beginning, it was different. In the beginning, you were better. 10 00:00:57,142 --> 00:01:01,423 But then I got to know you real well, and... 11 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:04,303 I- I came to realize... 12 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:09,503 that youre a fat idiot. 13 00:01:12,424 --> 00:01:15,584 - I got ya. I got ya. I got ya. I got ya. - Okay. Okay. 14 00:01:15,745 --> 00:01:18,544 - Okay, okay, okay. Let me try it. - You gotta be straight. 15 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:21,905 - Okay. - Straight face. - Okay, okay. - All right. 16 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:27,306 - I want a divorce. - Why? 17 00:01:27,465 --> 00:01:30,187 Its a physical thing. 18 00:01:31,547 --> 00:01:35,667 - Physical? - Ive been experimenting with other men lately. 19 00:01:35,826 --> 00:01:39,347 A lot of other men and women. 20 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:45,748 I dont know. I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue... 21 00:01:46,748 --> 00:01:49,348 and Williams stamina is amazing. 22 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:54,229 And as far as hands go, well, your fathers hands are- 23 00:01:56,789 --> 00:02:00,429 You are no match. I have no equal. 24 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:03,630 Get down here. 25 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,750 If the shoe fits 26 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:08,750 I want you to wear it and wear it good 27 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:15,191 Sulkin about them times when I was by myself 28 00:02:15,351 --> 00:02:19,351 I was always lookin for somebody else 29 00:02:19,512 --> 00:02:23,752 But as time went on I had a talk with my mind 30 00:02:23,912 --> 00:02:27,672 Friends like you and you I gotta leave behind 31 00:02:27,832 --> 00:02:31,913 And Im sayin´ call me a fool ´CCause you only rub it in 32 00:02:32,073 --> 00:02:37,114 - And Ill never see you if I had known - I´lll never see them again 33 00:02:37,273 --> 00:02:40,714 Cause, well I know the difference Just stay in my own business 34 00:02:40,874 --> 00:02:43,835 And Ill never, ever depend on you 35 00:02:45,914 --> 00:02:49,795 Friends and enemies around me every day 36 00:02:49,955 --> 00:02:54,075 I cant believe the things they say 37 00:02:54,236 --> 00:02:58,316 Takin me for granted Give me no credit at all 38 00:02:58,476 --> 00:03:03,076 Ill just keep bouncin´ like a bouncin´ ball 39 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,997 I dont wanna step on nobody´ss foot but 40 00:03:19,838 --> 00:03:23,679 You call me a fool but you only rub it in 41 00:03:23,839 --> 00:03:26,599 And Ill never see you if I had known 42 00:03:26,759 --> 00:03:28,639 Ill never see that again 43 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:32,600 Cause, well I know the difference Just stay in my own business 44 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,240 And Ill never, ever depend on you 45 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:59,283 B- B-B-Brickmans! B- B-Brickman´ss Powerboats! 46 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:02,043 Get it? Brickmans sells powerboats. 47 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:06,644 We make the company mascot a powerboat. What do you think? 48 00:04:08,004 --> 00:04:10,324 - I like it. Good work, Alan. - Yes! 49 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:13,044 - Zachary, youre up. - All right. I just wanna show you- 50 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:15,845 - Ladies and gentlemen, Zachary! - Yes, sir. No- 51 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,405 I havent taken these to the focus group yet. I´mm still working on that part. 52 00:04:18,565 --> 00:04:21,045 But I just wanted to let you know these are just preliminary sketches. 53 00:04:21,205 --> 00:04:23,205 Zach. 54 00:04:23,365 --> 00:04:27,406 Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new mascot for Hidy Ho Cookies- 55 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,247 Zippy! 56 00:04:38,927 --> 00:04:40,568 What- What is it? 57 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:42,687 - Zippy. - What is Zippy? 58 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,088 - Hes a cookie man. - He´ss a cookie man? 59 00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:47,168 What is that, uh, on the ground behind him? 60 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,608 Oh, thats a trail of chocolate chips. See, wherever Zippy goes... 61 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:52,049 he leaves this magical trail of chocolate for all the boys and girls- 62 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:56,209 Magical? This- This looks like poop. It looks like piles of poop. 63 00:04:56,369 --> 00:05:00,209 - It looks like Zippys walking around, ju- just crapping all over the place. - Stop. 64 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:01,930 - It looks like- - No, no. Those are chocolate chips. 65 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:04,370 - Emma, what do you think it looks like? - Excrement. 66 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:08,610 Zach, lets just say you´rre about to take a big bite of a juicy chocolate chip cookie? 67 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:11,931 Whats the last image you want floating through your head? 68 00:05:12,091 --> 00:05:14,131 - Excrement? - Excrement. Right. 69 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:17,371 Listen, I wanna go out on a limb here. Im gonna say maybe we should avoid... 70 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:19,892 all bowel-related items with this particular product. 71 00:05:20,052 --> 00:05:21,972 - Just a hunch, you know? - Ill work up something different. 72 00:05:22,132 --> 00:05:24,292 - All right. Thanks. - Nick Beams office. 73 00:05:24,452 --> 00:05:27,412 - Oh, hi, Ann. - Ooh, aah- - Its your wife. 74 00:05:27,572 --> 00:05:30,252 Everybody out. Big business deal. 75 00:05:31,973 --> 00:05:35,333 - Hello. - Now were still on for tonight. You stood me up twice, you know? 76 00:05:35,493 --> 00:05:37,494 Its a done deal. New York Philharmonic. Last night in town. 77 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:39,614 Ill be escorting the sexiest woman in the world. 78 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,934 - What about me? - Well bring ya. 79 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:46,054 Oh, guess what? My sister left a message on the machine. 80 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:48,215 And shes coming in with her fiance next Friday. 81 00:05:48,374 --> 00:05:49,655 - No. Oh, wow. - Yeah! 82 00:05:49,815 --> 00:05:52,215 I finally get to meet the mysterious queen of the Peace Corps. 83 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,255 Yes, you do. Hey, can you pick em up? 84 00:05:54,415 --> 00:05:57,816 Yeah, sure. When is it? 85 00:05:57,976 --> 00:05:59,976 A week from today. 86 00:06:00,136 --> 00:06:03,257 I think itll be around 10:30. I´mm not sure. I´lll have to check. 87 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:05,656 P.B. wants to see you A.S.A.P. 88 00:06:05,817 --> 00:06:09,097 Sorry, honey, I gotta go. Theres an onslaught of initials coming at me. 89 00:06:09,257 --> 00:06:12,298 - Okay. Tell him hello. - I will. 90 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,938 - I hate you. - Me too. Bye. 91 00:06:16,258 --> 00:06:19,538 - Philip. - Nick. 92 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:23,259 Oh, oh! Bungee jumping. Sunday. 93 00:06:23,419 --> 00:06:26,059 Nick! 94 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,219 - No thanks, Phillip. - P.B. 95 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,059 No thanks, P.B. 96 00:06:30,219 --> 00:06:33,980 - Nick? - P.B.? 97 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,460 Okay, okay. Okay, forget it. 98 00:06:36,621 --> 00:06:40,181 - This guy is new. - Yeah. What do you think? 99 00:06:40,341 --> 00:06:43,221 Uh, I think he likes me. 100 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:47,541 Niroog, the fertility god. 101 00:06:47,702 --> 00:06:51,422 Boy, I like looking at this. Handmade in the Paleolithic period. 102 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:54,302 Had to sacrifice my Ides of March gold aureus in trade. 103 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:58,703 Pity. But, uh, I think worth it. 104 00:06:58,863 --> 00:07:01,863 So, which one of you wanted to see me? 105 00:07:02,023 --> 00:07:04,184 - Charles McGinty is coming in at 5:00. - The Charles McGinty? 106 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:07,064 - ´MMcGinty Crackers´´´ Charles McGinty? - The very same. - Fantastic. 107 00:07:07,224 --> 00:07:10,224 Anyway, I was supposed to have dinner with McGinty tonight. Id love for you to stand in for me. 108 00:07:10,384 --> 00:07:12,744 Oh, no, uh, s- Phillip, I- I promised Ann I-I would- 109 00:07:12,904 --> 00:07:16,785 Nick. Oh, Nick. You gotta help me out here. 110 00:07:16,945 --> 00:07:18,945 I dont get this lucky every day. 111 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:23,025 - Look, if this is about a woman- - Youre a pal. I gotta go. 112 00:07:25,986 --> 00:07:27,746 - It just needs to be- - Guess who just called? 113 00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:32,506 - Anns divorce lawyer? - McGinty´ss secretary. He´ss rescheduling. 114 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:36,147 - All right! Yes! - Want me to get Ann on the line? 115 00:07:36,307 --> 00:07:40,067 No, Im gonna try to beat her home. I wanna surprise her. 116 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,428 This is great, huh? 117 00:07:57,949 --> 00:08:03,069 - The wife again? - No, actually I just met this incredible brunette on the elevator. 118 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:06,590 Well, Im jealous. What would I have to do to get flowers all the time? 119 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:09,670 - You dont get flowers all the time? - Nope. 120 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:12,391 Thats a crime. 121 00:08:36,713 --> 00:08:38,674 Grab it! Grab it! 122 00:09:14,078 --> 00:09:15,918 Thats right. That´ss right. 123 00:10:15,245 --> 00:10:17,205 Phillip. 124 00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:56,209 Hey, asshole, get outta the road! 125 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:09,291 Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump 126 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,931 I say fight, Youre outta the corner a day late, a dollar short 127 00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:13,811 Friday mornings most people dont get 128 00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:18,932 You change your life from left to right You get your wit tracks tight 129 00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,052 Must be testing the master 130 00:11:21,212 --> 00:11:23,092 The under hood the underworlds under man 131 00:11:23,252 --> 00:11:25,253 Never mind being understood Long as we understand 132 00:11:25,412 --> 00:11:27,772 You cant twist transistor mixing friends 133 00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:30,173 Soldiers over here dont snitch They bitch and bit 134 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,373 All hours while the crowds peepin in 135 00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:47,575 Welcome to hell, bitch. 136 00:11:47,735 --> 00:11:49,495 Car, keys, wallet. Now! 137 00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,656 Dyou hear what I said? 138 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,776 Okay. Now you listen, and you listen good. 139 00:11:57,936 --> 00:12:01,617 This is a gun. Okay? Dont be fuckin´ around with no gun, white boy. 140 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,777 Helen Keller, Im talkin´ to you. 141 00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:06,737 I know you hear what the fuck Im sayin´ to you. 142 00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:11,458 Boy, did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day. 143 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:14,218 Oh! 144 00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:18,298 Oh, shit. 145 00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:21,538 Oh, youre trying to lock me- U- U-Unlock the door. 146 00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:26,899 Stop, motherfucker! Stop the car! Stop the car! 147 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:38,820 Youre driving on the sidewalk, man! People got to walk there! 148 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:42,101 Pull over, man! White boy, I said pull over! 149 00:12:51,262 --> 00:12:53,062 Yo, man, theres a truck. 150 00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:55,942 I said, yo, man, theres a truck. 151 00:12:56,102 --> 00:12:58,783 Yo, man, theres a truck right there. Stop! 152 00:13:10,384 --> 00:13:12,945 What about my wallet? You wanted to rob me, didnt you? 153 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:15,704 Yes. I distinctly remember you wanting to rob me. 154 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,624 Heres my wallet. You want it? 155 00:13:17,785 --> 00:13:20,145 Here it is. Here. Here. Right out there. 156 00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:26,426 - What you doin, man? That was money. - Oh, I´mm sorry. I got something else for you. 157 00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:29,547 Im blind! I can´tt see shit. 158 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:36,667 The honeys dug my eyes. The honeys loved my eyes. 159 00:14:13,391 --> 00:14:16,271 All right, you win, man. All right? Is that what you wanna hear? You win. 160 00:14:23,432 --> 00:14:25,432 What the fuck? 161 00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:28,353 No, you aint one of them desert slashers, are you? 162 00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:33,353 Cut a person body up and leave it out in the desert in little tiny pieces and shit, huh? 163 00:14:33,513 --> 00:14:36,834 Oh, shit! We are in the fucking desert. 164 00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:42,115 Im in the car with a psycho, freaky, Jason hack-killer motherfucker. 165 00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:45,554 Hey, please dont kill me, freaky Jason. 166 00:14:45,714 --> 00:14:48,755 I said, please dont kill me, freaky Jason. 167 00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:55,876 I done fucked around and caught a ride with the wrong white boy! 168 00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:18,358 - Get out. - With pleasure. 169 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,238 ´SSayo-fuckin´-- nara,´´´ pal. 170 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,719 I cant feel my ass. 171 00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:30,200 My ass just fell asleep. 172 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,520 I didnt even know an ass could fall asleep! 173 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,321 Its all tingly and shit! 174 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,201 Come on, man. You cant leave me out here. 175 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,841 Yo, man! You cant just leave me out here. 176 00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:11,005 Okay, Ill make a deal with you. 177 00:16:11,164 --> 00:16:13,725 You drive me home, Ill forget about this whole kidnapping shit. 178 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,924 Oh, come on. 179 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,965 Hello. You tried to rob me. 180 00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:24,765 You had a gun to my head. 181 00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:26,686 Look, I told you the gun wasnt loaded. 182 00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:29,406 You got yourself into this. 183 00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:33,047 You know what you are? Youre a bad person. You´rre an armed robber. 184 00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:34,847 Dont expect me to feel sorry for you. 185 00:16:35,007 --> 00:16:37,567 Excuse me. Is there a problem here? 186 00:16:37,687 --> 00:16:40,127 - Yes. - Is this man botherin you? 187 00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:43,088 - Yes, he is. - Oh, so youre just gonna come right at the brother. 188 00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:45,008 Why dont you ask if he´ss bothering me? 189 00:16:45,168 --> 00:16:48,169 Lady, for all you know, I could be Denzel Washington. 190 00:16:48,328 --> 00:16:50,489 Take a good look. 191 00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:53,009 He could be some celebrity stalker. 192 00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:55,209 Im gonna have to ask you to pay for this coffee now... 193 00:16:55,369 --> 00:16:57,249 cause I´vve seen these things escalate before. 194 00:16:57,409 --> 00:17:01,890 No problem. My wallet. 195 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:11,291 Wow! Looks like the celebrity stalker dont have a wallet. 196 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:15,011 Oh, well, thank you. I will get your change, sir. 197 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:24,452 What? You want me to thank you? So I owe you a buck. 198 00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:28,573 How was you goin to get gas? You don´tt have no money, no credit cards. 199 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:31,654 No I.D. 200 00:17:31,813 --> 00:17:34,654 Shit, man. 201 00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:36,854 Okay. All right. 202 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:41,655 You give me money for gas and Ill take you back. 203 00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:44,535 Im cool. I´mm- I´mm straight. 204 00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:47,335 As a matter of fact, I- you know, I like it out here in the desert. 205 00:17:47,495 --> 00:17:49,896 You know, you get all sweaty and shit. 206 00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:54,615 Just bubbling off your ass. Just- What? 207 00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,775 I just remembered. 208 00:17:56,936 --> 00:18:00,256 I have a spare credit card in the side compartment. 209 00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:14,418 Uh-huh, right here! 210 00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:17,619 Whats up? 211 00:18:17,778 --> 00:18:19,619 Whats up, white boy? W- W-What´ss up, huh? 212 00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:22,018 Come on, come on. What ya got? 213 00:18:22,178 --> 00:18:26,139 Huh? Look at you. You done fucked around and got dropped. 214 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,541 Get the fuck outta here. 215 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,821 - What? - You hit like a ole girl, man. 216 00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:42,221 Get the fuck on out of here, man. Go about your business. 217 00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:48,381 Motherf- 218 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,102 What the hell is this, your merry-go-round move? 219 00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:05,943 Yo, I understand. 220 00:19:13,504 --> 00:19:15,944 Aha! 221 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,906 Thank you. 222 00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:41,027 Hey. Oh, shit. 223 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,428 I didnt know it was expired. I never use it. 224 00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:52,109 So why are you out here? 225 00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:54,669 - What do you care? - Im curious. 226 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:56,549 Im a student of human nature. 227 00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:58,830 Youre a freak of human nature. 228 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,670 Thats all right. I forgive you. 229 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:04,790 Its clear you have woman problems. 230 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,710 Youre way off base. 231 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,430 - Im off base? - Yeah. Way off base. 232 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,671 - She mess around on you? - Look. 233 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:15,271 Even if I wanted to talk about it- which I dont- it wouldn´tt be with you. 234 00:20:15,432 --> 00:20:18,751 You give her some nastiness? I know you gave her some serious nastiness. 235 00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:22,912 - Just forget it. - What about him? Did you fuck him up? 236 00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:27,633 Did you whoop his ass? I bet you hit that motherfucker with a bat, didnt ya? 237 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,713 Kling! Pow! Fucked his ass up, didnt ya? 238 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:34,673 No, wait a minute. You capped him. You capped that motherfucker, didnt you? 239 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,914 Thats why you out here in the desert, ain´tt ya? 240 00:20:37,074 --> 00:20:40,074 Look. I didnt shoot him. I didn´tt say anything to my wife. I just left. 241 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,035 - What do you mean, you just left? - Just left. I- 242 00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:44,994 I saw them doing you know... 243 00:20:45,155 --> 00:20:49,275 and I walked away. 244 00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:53,075 What a pussy. 245 00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:57,036 No wonder your woman is sneaking behind your back, man. 246 00:20:57,196 --> 00:21:00,796 Know what your problem is? You dont have the respect of your woman, man. 247 00:21:00,957 --> 00:21:03,196 Thats what it is. Me, I got all that. 248 00:21:03,356 --> 00:21:05,157 I go home, my dinners on the table. 249 00:21:05,317 --> 00:21:07,237 Bam! I dont wanna hear shit, woman. 250 00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:11,278 - And if I want lovin- if I´mm in the mood- I get that too. - You´rre so full of shit. What would you have done? 251 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,678 Man, I would have went back to that house and Id have pulled a Terminator on the front door. 252 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:18,519 Boom, boom, boom! Who the fuck do you think youre playin´ with, woman? 253 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:22,239 Who do you think I am, some fruity pie? I aint no fruity pie. 254 00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:24,759 Im- I´mm Nick Beam. 255 00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:26,679 Thats what I told her. I´mm Nick Beam. 256 00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:30,880 And Nick Beam aint puttin´ up with that bullshit. 257 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,000 Shed have been crying, you know? ´´´OOh, Nick, oh, Nick, please take me back. 258 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,120 Please, please, Nick. It was only one time. ´ 259 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,001 Im gonna ´´´oone time´´´ your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate... 260 00:21:40,161 --> 00:21:41,921 the ruler of his destiny. 261 00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:45,761 So if you wanna cry on somebodys shoulder, why don´tt you cry on Superdick? 262 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:48,322 As for Nick Beam, Im fit, lit... 263 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,202 and I damn sure aint takin´ no shit. 264 00:21:51,362 --> 00:21:55,922 So you can get the fuck out. 265 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,363 Thats what I woulda told the bitch. 266 00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:03,323 Thats what I told the bitch. 267 00:22:06,924 --> 00:22:09,364 - What the- - Hey, hold it. Hold it. 268 00:22:09,524 --> 00:22:11,804 Break it up. Break it up. Whats goin´ on here? 269 00:22:13,525 --> 00:22:16,165 Should I pay cash, or do you wanna use your credit card? 270 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:45,288 Ah, fu- Oh- Ah- Oh, shit. 271 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,769 - Put the money in the bag. Put the money in the fuckin bag! - Okay. 272 00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:52,009 - Shit. - Lets go! Put the money in the fuckin´ bag. 273 00:22:56,169 --> 00:22:58,569 Shit. 274 00:22:58,729 --> 00:23:00,489 You werent gonna leave without me, were you? 275 00:23:00,649 --> 00:23:03,690 - What do you think youre doing? - There´ss a special they got goin´ on. 276 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,210 You get a free stack of cash with every fill-up. Some luck, huh? 277 00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:09,611 How stupid can you be? 278 00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:12,531 - We better get out of here. - You take that money back. 279 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:16,492 - Im serious, man. We better get goin´.. - We´lll get goin´ as soon you bring back that money. 280 00:23:16,652 --> 00:23:20,612 - Im not bullshittin´!! Move out! - I´mm not going anywhere until you return- 281 00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:22,252 Here we go. 282 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:33,413 - Why? Why? Why? - I didnt have any money, man. 283 00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:38,134 - Oh, you had money. - No. No. That five dollars I gave the waitress was it. 284 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:42,374 - What the- - Oh, great. Bufords come to kill us. 285 00:23:47,055 --> 00:23:50,416 - Persistent hillbilly motherfucker. - He has every right to be. 286 00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:53,536 You robbed him at gunpoint. You dick! 287 00:23:53,696 --> 00:23:58,576 Hey, hey, youre the one who threw the wallet out the fuckin´ window. 288 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:00,977 Smart. 289 00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:02,177 Great! 290 00:24:05,937 --> 00:24:08,817 Oh, shit. 291 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:14,578 - All right, man. What you doin? - Come on, asshole. 292 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,659 Well, would you look at these crazy sons a bitches? 293 00:24:20,819 --> 00:24:23,219 Oh, shit. We gonna die. Pull off the fuckin road. 294 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,859 Man, would you pull off the fuckin road! 295 00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:28,500 Oh, shit! 296 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:31,460 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit. 297 00:24:52,943 --> 00:24:55,062 Hey, Earl. 298 00:25:05,824 --> 00:25:07,783 Oh, sh- 299 00:25:07,944 --> 00:25:11,704 Im alive! You alive! 300 00:25:11,865 --> 00:25:13,905 Howd you know that hillbilly was gonna turn first? 301 00:25:14,065 --> 00:25:18,385 You did know he was gonna turn first, didnt ya? 302 00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:21,505 You know what? It dont even matter. 303 00:25:21,665 --> 00:25:24,466 Im alive! You alive, man! 304 00:25:36,187 --> 00:25:38,748 - Get out! - What? - Get out! 305 00:25:48,268 --> 00:25:50,068 What are you even thinking when you do something like that? 306 00:25:50,229 --> 00:25:52,789 - You think youre never gonna get caught? - We didn´tt get caught. 307 00:25:52,909 --> 00:25:55,389 Thats not the point. It´ss beetleheaded. 308 00:25:55,549 --> 00:25:57,430 Its- It´ss only a matter of time before you do get caught. 309 00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:01,790 - What is beetleheaded? - Its a synonym for ´´´sstupid. ´´´ 310 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:06,910 Oh. Well, heres a synonym for ´´´pprocreation. ´´´ Fuck you! 311 00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:10,750 Its easy for you to point the finger when you´rre sittin´ on your rich ass in a big fuckin´ house. 312 00:26:10,911 --> 00:26:13,551 - Im not rich. - Oh, yeah. 313 00:26:13,711 --> 00:26:15,112 - How bigs your TV? - What? 314 00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:17,351 - I say, how bigs your TV? - Fifty-inch. 315 00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:20,832 - Get in the car. - Oh, please. Lets not make this a social issue. 316 00:26:20,992 --> 00:26:24,472 The point is that even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it. 317 00:26:24,632 --> 00:26:28,193 - Enlighten me. - A mask. Wear a mask. 318 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,354 You see, the police have this thing called a ´llineup... ´´´ 319 00:26:30,513 --> 00:26:33,673 and if someone recognizes you, you go to jail! 320 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,553 Oh, how about this for a novel idea? Case the place first. 321 00:26:36,714 --> 00:26:40,434 Find out if theres a security camera or a hidden alarm. 322 00:26:40,594 --> 00:26:43,235 Then again, why even rob a convenience store? 323 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,474 How much money could you possibly get? Two, three hundred dollars? 324 00:26:45,635 --> 00:26:47,715 Then what? Youre set for two days! Wow! 325 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,796 - What do you know, lanky? - I know you go for the big score. 326 00:26:50,955 --> 00:26:52,516 One robbery, youre set. 327 00:26:52,676 --> 00:26:55,876 News flash, big slim. 328 00:26:56,036 --> 00:26:57,956 People with big money, they protect it. 329 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,917 So you do a little research. Take Quality Design Group where I work. 330 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,436 My boss keeps a ton of cash in his vault. 331 00:27:03,597 --> 00:27:06,597 At night, theres only two guards and a personal security system. 332 00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:09,517 Now, in this case, I happen to even know the code. 333 00:27:09,678 --> 00:27:12,038 But even if I didnt, I- 334 00:27:15,598 --> 00:27:17,438 What? 335 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,399 I got a booger in my nose? 336 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,000 What? 337 00:27:27,159 --> 00:27:29,079 Diversify. 338 00:27:29,239 --> 00:27:31,480 You cant trust banks, Nick. 339 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,960 The entire system could crumble at any second. 340 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,640 That bastards so heavily leveraged, it would wipe him out. 341 00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:43,322 Wait a minute. Am I hearing you right? 342 00:27:43,481 --> 00:27:46,361 Mr ´HHigh and Mighty´´´ is gonna rob his boss? 343 00:27:49,242 --> 00:27:52,362 You hear that, gila monsters? 344 00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:55,083 Old Nick Beam here is gonna rob his boss! 345 00:27:55,203 --> 00:27:59,323 I say, do you hear that, gila monsters? 346 00:27:59,483 --> 00:28:03,243 You know what, Nick? Your wife really messed your head up bad, man. 347 00:28:06,803 --> 00:28:08,804 Youre serious? 348 00:28:11,045 --> 00:28:15,405 - How much he got? - Only the bulk of his personal assets. 349 00:28:15,565 --> 00:28:20,565 - Six, seven hundred thousand. - You what? 350 00:28:20,725 --> 00:28:23,726 - Hey, you gonna need some help. - Oh, no, this has nothing to do with you. 351 00:28:23,886 --> 00:28:27,726 Hey, I was present at the time of creative inspiration... 352 00:28:27,886 --> 00:28:30,126 which entitles me to partial ownership... 353 00:28:30,286 --> 00:28:33,566 in this criminalistic endeavour. 354 00:28:33,727 --> 00:28:37,807 - Get out. - Maybe Ill just call Quality Design Group when we get back. 355 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,207 I want half. 356 00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:47,208 Were gonna bury this asshole. 357 00:28:47,369 --> 00:28:49,208 Sure, youre right. 358 00:28:58,050 --> 00:29:00,849 If you ever plan 359 00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:02,770 To motor West 360 00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:07,730 Travel my way Take the highway 361 00:29:07,891 --> 00:29:10,691 Thats the best 362 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:13,572 Come on Get your kicks 363 00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:15,571 On Route Sixty- 364 00:29:25,253 --> 00:29:27,013 Six 365 00:29:28,773 --> 00:29:31,414 Well, it winds from Chicago 366 00:29:31,574 --> 00:29:33,413 To L.A. 367 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:38,214 More than 2,000 miles 368 00:29:41,135 --> 00:29:44,695 - Highway shooters? - One black, one white. You tell me? 369 00:29:44,855 --> 00:29:46,575 You were there, and they got away? 370 00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:50,575 They were driving a 1996 Yukon. 371 00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:56,976 - Licence? - You know, if I had a licence number, Bart, I wouldnt be standing here... 372 00:29:57,136 --> 00:29:59,537 - eating large quantities of shit, now, would I? - No, sir. 373 00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:04,057 Monitor calls on both sides of the border. Fax that photo to every precinct on the planet. 374 00:30:04,217 --> 00:30:08,417 Theres so much as a sneeze out there I wanna feel the mist. 375 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:23,059 I hear a voice 376 00:30:23,219 --> 00:30:25,460 - Give me all your money and a Yoo Hoo. - The moneys all locked up. 377 00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:31,620 Thatll be 79 cents, please. 378 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,220 I said Come on, little prisoner 379 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,940 I got something to say 380 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:52,262 Something stinks, man. 381 00:30:52,422 --> 00:30:54,862 You sure you aint got a gas leak? 382 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:58,423 - Its my shoes. - Your shoes? 383 00:31:01,023 --> 00:31:03,103 You ever heard of Dr Scholls? 384 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:06,424 I spilled some gas on my shoes at the gas station. 385 00:31:06,584 --> 00:31:09,144 You know, the one you robbed. 386 00:31:10,784 --> 00:31:13,664 - Oh, so you got a camcorder up in here. - What are you doing? 387 00:31:13,825 --> 00:31:15,225 Im just checkin´ it out, man. 388 00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:17,985 - Pu- Pu- Put it down. - I aint gonna break it, man. 389 00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:21,505 Just let me check it out. Just let me see. 390 00:31:23,186 --> 00:31:24,946 Yo, this is your wife? 391 00:31:25,106 --> 00:31:29,346 Man, I see why you were upset. 392 00:31:29,507 --> 00:31:33,067 Not bad, Nick. Not bad, Nick. 393 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,187 I mean, you know, for a cheatin bitch. 394 00:31:35,347 --> 00:31:37,628 Look, dont you call her that. 395 00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:39,908 You- You dont know her. Don´tt call her that. 396 00:31:40,068 --> 00:31:42,828 Okay. No disrespect. Okay? 397 00:31:44,348 --> 00:31:46,149 What should I call her? 398 00:31:46,308 --> 00:31:49,669 Monogamously challenged? 399 00:31:51,549 --> 00:31:53,669 - God. - I was just fuckin with you, man. 400 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,750 You know, this is an all right camera for a regular eight. 401 00:31:55,909 --> 00:31:59,510 - Its the best on the market. - Let me explain something to you, Nick. 402 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:03,070 If you aint got digital, you ain´tt got shit. 403 00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:05,471 This has only got one C.C.D. chip. 404 00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:08,351 Broadcast has three, Nick. 405 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,871 Dont look at me like that. What, are you surprised I know shit? 406 00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:15,271 The guy that sold me that camera just set up our computer network. 407 00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:19,112 - Windows NT? - No. Just Windows. 408 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:22,193 - Man, get out of here with that shit. - Look, heres a nutty idea. 409 00:32:22,353 --> 00:32:26,153 If you actually know something about this stuff, why not use that knowledge and get a job? 410 00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:28,153 Take a good look at me. 411 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,033 - Im not exactly the corporate colour. - That´ss ridiculous. 412 00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:34,794 - If you wanted a job, you could have one. - Theres a spider on your head. 413 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:37,794 - What? - Theres a spider on your head. 414 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:40,315 Look, I am sorry. I am not up on all this... 415 00:32:40,474 --> 00:32:42,235 jive-talkin, homeboy lingo. 416 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,355 Whats that supposed to mean, there´ss a spider on your head? 417 00:32:45,515 --> 00:32:49,475 It means: Theres a spider on your motherfuckin´ head, man. 418 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:52,196 Well, get it off! Get it off, get it off! 419 00:32:52,356 --> 00:32:54,796 - I aint touchin´ that shit. - Get it off! 420 00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:56,716 Get it off, get it off, get if off, get if off! 421 00:32:56,876 --> 00:33:01,157 - Get it off! - Yo, thats a big fuckin´ spider, man. 422 00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:02,957 Oh, shit! 423 00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:11,038 Nick, its just a spider. 424 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,758 Im a scat man 425 00:33:13,918 --> 00:33:17,359 No, no. Now dont go crazy. 426 00:33:17,518 --> 00:33:20,519 - Yeah, you go, boy. - Im a scat man 427 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:26,120 Hold on, let me focus. Let me focus on this shit. 428 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,640 Im a scat man 429 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,840 Oh, shit. 430 00:33:40,361 --> 00:33:43,962 You got the hot foot! Yo, Nick! 431 00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:47,281 Get on the good foot. Get on the good- 432 00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:53,163 Aw, got it! 433 00:34:09,205 --> 00:34:11,044 Im a scat man 434 00:34:16,725 --> 00:34:18,645 Im a scat man 435 00:34:39,608 --> 00:34:41,368 I gotta make a call. You pump. 436 00:34:41,528 --> 00:34:44,008 - Give me the gun. - What? 437 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:46,128 Give me the gun. 438 00:34:48,249 --> 00:34:50,649 Man, I wasnt gonna rob the place, man. 439 00:34:50,809 --> 00:34:52,649 Then you wont need this. 440 00:34:52,809 --> 00:34:54,569 Then you wont need this. 441 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:06,610 You must be really fast. 442 00:35:09,331 --> 00:35:13,211 Twenty dollars on pump number 15 and a sour fruity twist. 443 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:20,612 - You a cop? - No. 444 00:35:20,772 --> 00:35:23,372 You bastards have tried this too many times! 445 00:35:23,533 --> 00:35:25,293 - Oh, listen- - Shut up! 446 00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:27,933 - I wasnt gonna- - Shut up. 447 00:35:34,494 --> 00:35:37,734 Emmitt County Sheriffs Station. Hello. Hello. 448 00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:40,454 - Uh- - Yes, may I help you? 449 00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:43,815 That show, Cops... 450 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,135 I love it. 451 00:35:46,295 --> 00:35:48,656 Have you ever had a really bad day? 452 00:35:50,655 --> 00:35:52,415 Im havin´ one right now. 453 00:35:52,576 --> 00:35:55,176 Now, look, baby, I told you Id be home later. 454 00:35:55,336 --> 00:35:59,176 Now, this guy say he got a job for me, okay, payin big money. 455 00:35:59,337 --> 00:36:02,297 Okay, now, please, dont argue with me. Not-Not now. All right? 456 00:36:02,457 --> 00:36:04,697 Ill see you later. Okay. 457 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,498 Oh, oh. Oh. 458 00:36:14,658 --> 00:36:18,819 Now all I wants $20 on pump number 15 and a sour fruity twist. 459 00:36:18,979 --> 00:36:22,539 - Is that too much to ask? - No, sir. 460 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,300 - Do you mind if I take your gun? - No, sir. 461 00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:28,739 Would you please rip the phone cord out of the wall? 462 00:36:28,899 --> 00:36:32,900 - What? - Would you rip the phone cord out of the wall, please? 463 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:37,861 Thank you. This is for the phone and for the gun and for the sour fruity twist. 464 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:43,621 And $20 on pump number 15. Go on. 465 00:36:43,782 --> 00:36:45,702 - Thank you for your patience. - Yes, sir. 466 00:36:49,422 --> 00:36:51,462 Le- Let me get this straight. 467 00:36:51,623 --> 00:36:54,343 Its all right for you to rob a place, but it ain´tt all right for me? 468 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,263 I didnt rob him. 469 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:59,343 Well, you got a funny way of not robbin a motherfucker. 470 00:36:59,503 --> 00:37:01,863 Nick, lets get out of here, man, before he calls the cops. 471 00:37:02,024 --> 00:37:03,784 - Hes not gonna call the cops. - How do you know? 472 00:37:03,944 --> 00:37:06,704 I had him rip the phone cord out of the wall. 473 00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:09,784 Oh, shoot. Thats pretty good. 474 00:37:09,944 --> 00:37:12,145 And you got his gun? 475 00:37:12,305 --> 00:37:15,625 Not bad, Nicholas. Not bad. 476 00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:54,710 Charlie, this shits depressing the shit out of me. It´ss makin´ me sad. 477 00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:57,750 What? Oh, come on, man. This shit is the shit. 478 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,950 - This is the shit. Its supposed to make you sad. - It´ss grim. 479 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,910 Oh, man, come on. This is the shit. 480 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:06,911 This shit is the shit. This is the hellified love music. 481 00:38:07,071 --> 00:38:09,351 - Im in bad shape over here. - Ah, man, you know, maybe I can... 482 00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:14,151 tune you in to a nice A.M. station and get you some Donny Osmond. 483 00:38:16,872 --> 00:38:20,592 - Charlie, whats this? Slow down. - Get the fuck out of here. 484 00:38:20,752 --> 00:38:23,152 Pull over and turn the headlights off. 485 00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:37,074 Yo, man, you couldve gotten me a piece of licorice. 486 00:38:37,234 --> 00:38:39,474 - Its sour. - So. 487 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:41,714 Still couldve gotten me a piece. 488 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:44,435 - I didnt think of it. - Oh, you didn´tt think of it. 489 00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,996 Just selfish, man. Guess thats the world. 490 00:38:47,155 --> 00:38:50,516 - You know? You just- You just selfish. - Here. 491 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,438 Damn. 492 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:13,958 I swear, white people must got totally different taste buds, man. 493 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,278 Thats a very racist thing to say. 494 00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:19,398 Oh, yeah? Good. 495 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,120 What the f- 496 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,280 - Oh, shit! - Whoa, theyre rammin´ us. 497 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,520 Thanks for the late-breakin news. Step on the gas, Nick! 498 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,921 I hate new cars. 499 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,041 Whoa! 500 00:39:42,921 --> 00:39:45,802 Look at his face, man. 501 00:39:45,962 --> 00:39:49,002 Look, man! 502 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:54,763 Our turf, baby. 503 00:40:21,526 --> 00:40:24,166 They dont look like cops. 504 00:40:24,326 --> 00:40:26,167 Definitely not cops. 505 00:40:26,327 --> 00:40:28,887 Get out of the car. 506 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:35,488 - There you go. - All right, motherfuckers, back the fuck off! 507 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,448 Oh, shit. Its cool. 508 00:40:45,728 --> 00:40:47,888 Oh, yeah, Im cool. We cool. 509 00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:49,809 I was just fuckin with y´aall, man. 510 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,729 Hey, whats up? Y´aall-Y´aall live around here? 511 00:40:51,889 --> 00:40:55,689 Bring your ass around the front of the car. 512 00:40:55,849 --> 00:41:00,050 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. There you go. There you go. 513 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:03,891 - All right. Okay. Oh, shit. - Uh-huh. Watch your feet. - Uh-huh. 514 00:41:04,051 --> 00:41:06,851 Come on, rubber legs. Lets go. Watch where you´rre walkin´.. 515 00:41:07,011 --> 00:41:09,571 Watch- Watch your feet. There you go, baby. 516 00:41:09,731 --> 00:41:12,091 Perhaps you two havent heard that my partner and I here... 517 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:15,492 own the rights to all violent crime on this particular stretch of highway. 518 00:41:15,652 --> 00:41:19,612 And we dont take kindly to any unauthorized criminal activities. 519 00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:22,332 You dont understand. We were- 520 00:41:22,452 --> 00:41:25,173 - Oh, shit. - Thats my car. 521 00:41:25,332 --> 00:41:27,773 - Can I have your attention, please? - Yeah. 522 00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:31,813 I bet you used to sell more Girl Scout cookies than any other member of the whole troop, didnt ya? 523 00:41:31,974 --> 00:41:35,534 What were you calling yourself back then? Yolanda, you little bitch? 524 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,734 Cynthia? Susan? What was it? I cant remember. 525 00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:40,294 - Hey, guys, I will be gentle. Dont even worry about it. - Huh? 526 00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:43,335 Now- Now, dont even worry. 527 00:41:43,495 --> 00:41:45,815 Uh-huh. 528 00:41:47,815 --> 00:41:49,576 I have these. 529 00:41:49,735 --> 00:41:51,815 Oh, now thats not gonna be enough. 530 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,856 Whered you put your booty? 531 00:42:01,857 --> 00:42:07,017 Now Ive done it. I finally found someone I like less than you. 532 00:42:07,177 --> 00:42:10,538 Shit. Thats a fancy case, friend. 533 00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:13,258 You know, when a sweet-mouthed girl like you has a fancy case like this... 534 00:42:13,418 --> 00:42:16,938 a man gets to thinkin where´ss the wallet? 535 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:20,139 Thats it. We´rre dead, man. 536 00:42:20,299 --> 00:42:21,979 Im gonna need that wallet, Alice. 537 00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:26,060 Wheres that big, fat wallet? Give it to me. 538 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,780 Give me your fuckin wallet, you little bitch. 539 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,420 - You know what? - Nick, Nick, what you doin? 540 00:42:33,581 --> 00:42:35,661 Im sure you´rre a really scary guy. 541 00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:39,581 Im sure that, normally, people just quiver at the very sound of your voice. 542 00:42:39,741 --> 00:42:43,222 But, you see, I, I cant see that right now. 543 00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:47,462 I- I-I just see a weak, desperate little man... 544 00:42:47,621 --> 00:42:50,343 that probably grew up torturing little animals. 545 00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:52,302 Some puny, little uncoordinated... 546 00:42:52,462 --> 00:42:56,743 cant-make-the-football-team- so-I´lll-pick-on-third-graders- and-steal-their-lunch-money... 547 00:42:56,903 --> 00:42:59,343 punk, jerk-off bully... 548 00:42:59,503 --> 00:43:01,663 that one day wakes up and realizes hes nothing. 549 00:43:01,824 --> 00:43:05,784 Just a sad, pathetic, useless, illiterate piece of inbred shit. 550 00:43:06,744 --> 00:43:10,184 I just want you to know, I totally disagree. 551 00:43:18,385 --> 00:43:21,826 - Time to die. - That just makes you my best friend. 552 00:43:23,946 --> 00:43:26,547 All right, drop the fuckin gun. 553 00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:29,547 Drop the fuckin gun! 554 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,467 Give me this, motherfucker. 555 00:43:31,627 --> 00:43:34,347 Now back the fuck up before I kick you in your bitch-ass chin. 556 00:43:34,507 --> 00:43:37,668 Back the fuck up! I said, back the fuck up! 557 00:43:37,827 --> 00:43:40,628 Didnt I say, back the fuck up? Everybody, back the fuck up. 558 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:43,508 Oh! 559 00:43:44,988 --> 00:43:49,469 Shit. 560 00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:51,349 - You shot me. - Im sorry, Nick. 561 00:43:51,509 --> 00:43:54,589 - Put down the gun. - Shut up. 562 00:43:54,749 --> 00:43:58,230 - You shot me. - I said, Im sorry, man. I- I-I didn´tt mean it. 563 00:43:58,390 --> 00:44:00,230 The gun just went off. 564 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,631 You know, I have that same trouble in bed. 565 00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,830 Well, rarely. Every once in a great while. 566 00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:09,271 - Put down that gun, you idiot. - Would you shut up? Im shot here. 567 00:44:09,431 --> 00:44:11,911 You shut the fuck up. Who the hell do you think you are? 568 00:44:12,071 --> 00:44:14,392 - You shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up! - Huh? Look at yourself, you candy-ass- 569 00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,552 - Man, you shut the fuck up. - You shut the fuck up. - Shut up! 570 00:44:16,712 --> 00:44:19,992 - Put down the gun! - Hey, hey, hey! - Put that fucking gun down before you take a fucking toe hit. 571 00:44:20,152 --> 00:44:23,433 - You shut the fuck up! - I dont give a shit! - Shut the fuck up! - Candy-ass motherfucker! 572 00:44:23,593 --> 00:44:26,393 - Shut the fuck up, man! - Shut the fuck up! - Hey, hey, hey! 573 00:44:26,553 --> 00:44:29,514 Hey! Everybody, shut the fuck up! 574 00:44:29,674 --> 00:44:31,913 Now, everybody, shut the fuck up! 575 00:44:32,074 --> 00:44:33,754 Especially you. Shut the fuck up. 576 00:44:33,914 --> 00:44:36,154 You like Girl Scout cookies? Come here. Come here. 577 00:44:36,314 --> 00:44:38,234 You want cookie? Heres a cookie. 578 00:44:38,394 --> 00:44:41,675 Now back the fuck up like I done told you two dumb-ass mother- 579 00:44:41,835 --> 00:44:43,995 Back up, back up. 580 00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:51,915 Get in the car, Nick! Look at you now. 581 00:44:54,076 --> 00:44:55,836 Thats good. 582 00:44:55,997 --> 00:44:58,236 Bye, cowboys! 583 00:45:13,398 --> 00:45:16,399 Nick, why the hell you start up with that guy, man? 584 00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:19,919 - You shot me. - Im sorry. 585 00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:24,240 - You shot me. - Im sorry. 586 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,520 You dont say you´rre sorry when you shoot someone. 587 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,920 You say youre sorry when you step on someone´ss toe... 588 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,280 or you accidentally break their glasses... 589 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,440 or you, you fart while theyre eating. 590 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,161 You- You dont say you´rre sorry when you shoot someone! 591 00:45:37,281 --> 00:45:39,642 Shit. 592 00:45:39,801 --> 00:45:43,202 Oh, my God. Its going numb. It´ss going numb. It´ss going numb. 593 00:45:43,361 --> 00:45:46,042 What? 594 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,482 Shit. 595 00:45:55,403 --> 00:45:57,723 Oh, my God! 596 00:45:57,884 --> 00:46:00,484 Nick, thats the most hideous thing I ever seen. 597 00:46:00,643 --> 00:46:03,644 Hey, yo, man, you know, maybe if you wrap your arm in ice... 598 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:06,364 they can reattach it. 599 00:46:09,604 --> 00:46:12,164 Thats funny, man. 600 00:46:12,325 --> 00:46:15,885 - Thats a baby gash. - Shut up. 601 00:46:16,045 --> 00:46:19,486 - But its a baby gash. - It could´vve been a lot worse. It could´vve been a lot worse! 602 00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:22,406 - It couldve been, but it wasn´tt. I´mm gonna- - What are you thinking, shooting? 603 00:46:22,566 --> 00:46:24,326 Look, just calm down, all right? 604 00:46:24,486 --> 00:46:27,927 Youre gonna upset your wound. 605 00:46:48,248 --> 00:46:50,089 Yeah. Do you folks want a lift somewhere? 606 00:46:50,249 --> 00:46:51,930 - Where you from? - London. 607 00:46:52,089 --> 00:46:53,810 - Me too! - Really? 608 00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:55,450 - Yeah! - Thats terrific. 609 00:46:55,610 --> 00:47:00,210 Hop in me car. Lets go then. Come on. Jump in. Let´ss go. 610 00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:03,971 - Oh, this is great. - Hey, would you scoot over a smidgen? 611 00:47:06,651 --> 00:47:08,811 Sorry about that. Cheers, mate. 612 00:47:13,572 --> 00:47:16,652 - Nick Beam. - Where we headed? 613 00:47:16,812 --> 00:47:18,813 L.A. 614 00:47:20,812 --> 00:47:22,532 City of Angels. 615 00:47:31,493 --> 00:47:34,094 So where you plan on stayin tonight? 616 00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:37,134 - Ill just sleep in the car. - Yeah, right. 617 00:47:37,294 --> 00:47:40,015 You can stay at my place, brother. 618 00:47:40,175 --> 00:47:42,735 Thanks. Well, just for the night. 619 00:47:42,855 --> 00:47:44,975 What? Did you think I was asking you to move in? 620 00:47:45,135 --> 00:47:47,616 - No, I was just sayin- - Please, Mr Beam. 621 00:47:47,775 --> 00:47:51,416 - Stay with me forever. - Just shut up. 622 00:47:51,576 --> 00:47:54,736 - Mr Beam. - Shut up. 623 00:47:54,897 --> 00:47:57,457 - Mr Beam, Mr Beam, Mr Beam. - You know how to shut up? 624 00:47:57,617 --> 00:47:59,377 - Mr Beam. - Is it in your vocabulary? 625 00:47:59,537 --> 00:48:01,737 - Stay with me forever, Mr Beam. - Is it possible? Do you ever shut up? 626 00:48:01,896 --> 00:48:04,498 Will you stay with me forever, Mr Beam? 627 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,620 Look here. When you meet my wife... 628 00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,900 she dont know nothin´ about my sideline gig. 629 00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:34,341 - You mean she doesnt know you´rre a thief? - Hey, I´mm not a thief, okay? 630 00:48:34,501 --> 00:48:37,941 I just dabble in future used goods. 631 00:48:38,101 --> 00:48:41,782 - Well, what does she think you do all day? - Look for work, man. 632 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:48,582 Maybe if you did look for work, you wouldnt have to steal. 633 00:48:48,742 --> 00:48:50,902 Dont judge me. 634 00:48:58,824 --> 00:49:00,584 You stepped on my shoe. 635 00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:02,984 See, I dont usually get in this late. 636 00:49:04,584 --> 00:49:08,265 Baby, am I glad to see you. 637 00:49:08,425 --> 00:49:11,985 No, no, no. No, talk to me. Explain this to me now. 638 00:49:12,144 --> 00:49:15,305 I got mugged. 639 00:49:15,465 --> 00:49:17,945 - Okay, I didnt get mugged. - I got- 640 00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:22,666 - I got mugged. He got beat up. - Thank- 641 00:49:22,826 --> 00:49:25,186 Remember how I was tellin you I had a job interview? 642 00:49:25,346 --> 00:49:27,106 Baby, thats him. He right there. 643 00:49:27,266 --> 00:49:30,627 Thats the player right there. 644 00:49:30,786 --> 00:49:35,627 My names Nick. Nick Beam. Nice to meet you. 645 00:49:35,787 --> 00:49:38,548 When are you gonna stop gettin into trouble, Terrance? 646 00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:40,308 - Terrance? - ´TT.´´´ 647 00:49:40,468 --> 00:49:44,069 Okay? My friends call me ´TT.´´´ You can kiss my ass. Boo! 648 00:49:44,229 --> 00:49:46,389 - Okay, Terrance. - Oh, Mama. 649 00:49:46,549 --> 00:49:50,109 Please go on back to bed, Mama. 650 00:49:50,269 --> 00:49:52,990 What kind of man stays out till 2:30 in the morning... 651 00:49:53,149 --> 00:49:54,910 then comes back lookin like a bruised turd? 652 00:49:55,069 --> 00:49:57,549 - Mama, I aint- - Don´tt you talk back. 653 00:49:57,710 --> 00:50:00,990 Dont talk back to your mother. 654 00:50:01,150 --> 00:50:03,350 W- What- Whatd I do? 655 00:50:03,511 --> 00:50:05,311 You got that slap cause you with him. 656 00:50:05,471 --> 00:50:09,111 - And I know youre part of whatever badness he´ss into. - Mama, enough. 657 00:50:09,271 --> 00:50:11,711 You got some explainin to do in the morning, Mr Gentleman. 658 00:50:11,871 --> 00:50:14,672 Now you think on that. 659 00:50:19,312 --> 00:50:22,873 Why do you keep on smackin me, Mama? 660 00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:27,113 Okay. 661 00:50:28,674 --> 00:50:32,754 - Shh. - No, go ahead. Go ahead. 662 00:50:32,914 --> 00:50:34,394 - Okay. - Oh. 663 00:50:36,674 --> 00:50:38,754 Okay, now you come here. Come here. 664 00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:41,475 Mama didnt have to smack me three times. 665 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:49,395 - We gotta move out of here. - I know. 666 00:50:49,555 --> 00:50:54,476 - I know. - I heard gunshots. 667 00:50:54,636 --> 00:50:58,277 Hey, there, boy. Hey, what you doing up this late, pal? 668 00:50:58,437 --> 00:51:01,077 Huh? Whats up? What are you doing up this late? 669 00:51:01,237 --> 00:51:04,318 Oh, honey, we woke you. 670 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,918 Now look, dont worry. Give Daddy a kiss. Come on. 671 00:51:07,078 --> 00:51:10,638 Dont worry. I ain´tt gonna let nothin´ happen to y´aall. You know that, right? 672 00:51:10,798 --> 00:51:15,719 - What happened to your face? - No, Im cool, little man. 673 00:51:15,878 --> 00:51:17,719 Hey, you do your homework? 674 00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:19,479 - Yes, sir. - I said, did you do your homework? 675 00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:21,480 - Hmm? Hmm? - Y- Yes, sir. 676 00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:26,039 - What about you, little miss? Did you do all your homework? - I dont have any homework. 677 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,080 You dont have no homework? All right, time to go back to bed. Let´ss go. 678 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:34,761 Hut-two-three-four Make a right at the right door 679 00:51:34,921 --> 00:51:39,322 Make your choice cause you got to grow up to be successful 680 00:51:39,481 --> 00:51:42,801 - I hope this isnt an inconvenience for you. - Not at all. 681 00:51:42,962 --> 00:51:47,082 You seem like a nice man. Terrance can use a few of those in his life. 682 00:51:47,242 --> 00:51:49,482 - Good night. - Good night. 683 00:51:49,642 --> 00:51:51,483 Thanks. 684 00:51:56,323 --> 00:51:58,084 Hey. 685 00:53:56,656 --> 00:53:59,857 You know, I never noticed before, but you got really nice eyes. 686 00:54:00,017 --> 00:54:02,097 - Shut up! - But you do. 687 00:54:02,258 --> 00:54:06,618 Lets get this over with. I can´tt believe it. I´mm committing armed robbery for two flashlights. 688 00:54:06,778 --> 00:54:09,698 Hey, dont worry about it. Let´ss go. 689 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,100 Freeze, motherfucker! 690 00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:32,220 You move your ass so much as an inch, Ill blow it off! 691 00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:35,861 - You hear me, motherfucker? - Hey. - You hear me? What? 692 00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:40,541 - Why you acting so mean? - Hey, look, man. Now aint the fuckin´ time, all right? 693 00:54:40,701 --> 00:54:43,581 - You say scary shit, it scares em. - Yeah, but you have a gun. 694 00:54:43,742 --> 00:54:46,622 Plus, what youre doing is a stereotypical robber thing. 695 00:54:46,782 --> 00:54:51,703 I mean, its a lot scarier if someone with a gun is calm and cool and collected, man. 696 00:54:51,863 --> 00:54:54,903 - Thats bullshit, man. Don´tt- - Here. 697 00:54:55,063 --> 00:54:58,943 Excuse me, sir. Come here. 698 00:54:59,103 --> 00:55:03,104 Come here. Come here. 699 00:55:05,384 --> 00:55:08,865 Now, look, Henry... 700 00:55:09,025 --> 00:55:11,824 were gonna take some things outta here... 701 00:55:11,985 --> 00:55:14,985 and youre just gonna stand there. 702 00:55:17,225 --> 00:55:21,186 - You got a problem with that? - No. 703 00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:25,347 Good. 704 00:55:27,066 --> 00:55:31,467 Now, honestly, which one did you think was scarier? 705 00:55:33,347 --> 00:55:36,387 - Honestly? - Mm-hmm. 706 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,908 He was scarier. 707 00:55:40,068 --> 00:55:44,149 Really? You didnt find what he did contrived? 708 00:55:44,309 --> 00:55:48,629 - No. It was scary. - Well, what part? 709 00:55:48,789 --> 00:55:52,869 Well, the, uh, ´FFreeze, motherfucker´´´ part was scary. 710 00:55:53,029 --> 00:55:56,630 And then he led me to believe that if I moved my ass... 711 00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:59,271 it, it might be blown off. 712 00:56:02,831 --> 00:56:06,591 - You were scary too. - Oh, come on. Youre just saying that. You don´tt have to lie. 713 00:56:06,751 --> 00:56:09,511 No, Im not. I thought you were very scary. 714 00:56:09,672 --> 00:56:11,432 - Really? - Yeah. 715 00:56:11,592 --> 00:56:14,952 - Well, thank you, Henry. - Yo, check it out. 716 00:56:15,112 --> 00:56:17,513 Theyre flashlights with A.M./F.M. radio on it. 717 00:56:17,672 --> 00:56:21,993 They all that. You can listen to your music while the lights on, boy. 718 00:56:22,153 --> 00:56:24,033 All right, all right! 719 00:56:24,193 --> 00:56:27,273 Come on. Come on. 720 00:56:31,673 --> 00:56:34,994 Freeze, sucker-bitch! 721 00:56:35,954 --> 00:56:37,795 That was much better. 722 00:56:37,955 --> 00:56:41,435 Thank you, Henry. See ya later now. 723 00:56:41,595 --> 00:56:44,396 What the hell is ´ssucker-bitch´´´?? 724 00:57:01,357 --> 00:57:05,157 I wanna live in the jungle 725 00:57:05,317 --> 00:57:08,438 Where you dont got to wear no clothes 726 00:57:08,598 --> 00:57:11,318 And they got no boutiques 727 00:57:11,478 --> 00:57:13,479 Nothin chic 728 00:57:13,638 --> 00:57:16,518 In the jungle they dont have no disco 729 00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:18,879 Yo, yo, Rig! 730 00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:21,119 Hey, yo, Rig! 731 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,320 Yeah, come on over here and meet Ginger and Mary Ann. 732 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,121 Ow! God! 733 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,561 Charlie, we gotta go! 734 00:58:25,406 --> 00:58:28,447 Go, go, go, go, go, go 735 00:58:28,607 --> 00:58:31,287 Go, go, go, go, go, go 736 00:58:31,447 --> 00:58:34,808 - Break, break - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go 737 00:58:34,968 --> 00:58:36,808 - Hey, Nick, what floor is it on? - Fifteenth. 738 00:58:36,968 --> 00:58:39,288 - What- What- What fifteenth? - Come on. 739 00:58:39,448 --> 00:58:41,288 Why cant we just use the elevator? 740 00:58:41,448 --> 00:58:44,529 - Cause there´ss a guard that patrols the building. - This is bullshit! 741 00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:47,769 Come on, man. Its Saturday night. They´rre not gonna be there anyway. 742 00:58:47,929 --> 00:58:49,809 Look, I know were gonna go back Monday and we´rre gonna get him. 743 00:58:49,969 --> 00:58:52,530 I just wanna check it out. Take a left here, will you? 744 00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:56,090 You seriously busted up my party. You know that. 745 00:58:56,249 --> 00:58:58,730 Those girls were attracted to you. I mean, Christs sake, they´rre only human. 746 00:58:58,890 --> 00:59:01,370 - Youre a handsome man. We will go back. - I´lll hold you to that. 747 00:59:01,531 --> 00:59:04,171 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. Whats the matter with you? 748 00:59:07,251 --> 00:59:09,851 - You sharp. - Okay. - Yeah. 749 00:59:17,332 --> 00:59:19,052 Beat you. 750 00:59:19,212 --> 00:59:21,813 - I carried the damn bag. - I still beat you. 751 00:59:21,973 --> 00:59:24,573 Beat me at what? Climbing steps? 752 00:59:25,973 --> 00:59:28,574 Guess well call you the ´´´SStep King. ´´´ 753 00:59:33,974 --> 00:59:35,974 Oh, shit. 754 00:59:37,895 --> 00:59:40,014 No problem. I know the code. 755 00:59:45,535 --> 00:59:48,296 - What? - Come on. Come on. 756 00:59:50,056 --> 00:59:54,296 Shit! That asshole mustve changed the code. 757 00:59:54,456 --> 00:59:57,016 Step aside. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. 758 00:59:57,137 --> 00:59:59,097 Okay, let me look. Mm-hmm. 759 01:00:01,938 --> 01:00:06,258 - What are you gonna do? - You got 12 possible stations here. Youre only using seven. 760 01:00:06,418 --> 01:00:10,178 Im gonna make the other five stations active, run a test mode... 761 01:00:10,338 --> 01:00:12,578 and force the system into rotation. 762 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,699 What does that mean? 763 01:00:17,779 --> 01:00:19,900 We got five minutes. 764 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:31,141 Here. Put on your mask. 765 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:34,781 Is that mask sweaty? I think thats the one I hid behind my balls. 766 01:00:36,861 --> 01:00:38,301 All right. 767 01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:03,384 - Yeah, all right. - All right, all right. 768 01:01:03,544 --> 01:01:06,665 Ooh, yeah. Lets go. We got three minutes. Let´ss go. 769 01:01:06,825 --> 01:01:09,145 - Lookin good. - Yeah. 770 01:01:09,304 --> 01:01:13,145 Put the money in there. Lets go. All right. Let´ss go. 771 01:01:14,906 --> 01:01:19,065 Here we go. Money. Money. 772 01:01:19,226 --> 01:01:21,466 Lets go. Mask, mask. 773 01:01:24,586 --> 01:01:27,947 Lets go, baby. Let´ss go, baby. Let´ss go! 774 01:01:42,668 --> 01:01:45,229 What the hell are you doin? Nick? 775 01:01:50,469 --> 01:01:53,710 Okay, thats real clever, Nick. Let´ss go. 776 01:01:56,510 --> 01:01:58,590 Come on, man. 777 01:02:06,351 --> 01:02:09,791 This is very nice. Its very nice. It´ss very nice. 778 01:02:09,951 --> 01:02:13,032 Oh. I dont think I´vve ever seen a more beautiful piece of shit. 779 01:02:13,192 --> 01:02:15,032 Nick. Nick! 780 01:02:15,192 --> 01:02:17,752 Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. 781 01:02:22,713 --> 01:02:24,753 Yeah! 782 01:02:24,913 --> 01:02:28,394 Thats great. That´ss great. You done cut the dick off a statue. 783 01:02:32,274 --> 01:02:34,114 Hows it feel, Phillip? 784 01:02:34,274 --> 01:02:38,675 You had it all, but it wasnt enough for you. You had to mess with me. 785 01:02:40,155 --> 01:02:43,035 Nobody messes with Nick Beam. 786 01:03:12,719 --> 01:03:14,958 I feel lucky 787 01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:18,719 I just feel that way 788 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,920 Im on a bus to Atlantic City 789 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,520 Later on today 790 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,921 - Your face, man. You showed your face. - It doesnt matter. 791 01:03:34,081 --> 01:03:38,402 It does matter. They catch you, they catch me. It damn well matters! 792 01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:43,522 - Im a winner - Hey, man, look at me. 793 01:03:43,682 --> 01:03:46,322 Look at me, man. Im not goin´ down for this shit. 794 01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:53,603 And now I know 795 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:55,684 Why Ive been sent 796 01:04:31,768 --> 01:04:35,367 Little rump shaker She can really shake and bake 797 01:04:35,527 --> 01:04:37,568 Shes got skills 798 01:04:40,488 --> 01:04:43,048 - Watch her slippin and a slidin´ - Here, man! 799 01:04:43,168 --> 01:04:45,488 - Makin booty left to right - Here! 800 01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:48,009 Shes got skills 801 01:04:58,931 --> 01:05:02,530 Hmm. The alarm mustve been set. 802 01:05:16,532 --> 01:05:20,212 Addressing the groove I see youre drinkin´ again 803 01:05:20,372 --> 01:05:24,293 Youre smokin´ smack inside your cigarettes and lookin´ pale and thin 804 01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:26,453 Its a shame 805 01:05:26,614 --> 01:05:29,494 Its a pity in New York City 806 01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:32,974 Well 807 01:05:48,016 --> 01:05:51,016 Well, well, well well, well 808 01:05:51,176 --> 01:05:53,897 Something has changed 809 01:05:54,057 --> 01:05:56,136 The way these people think 810 01:06:04,858 --> 01:06:10,018 Hey there, lonely girl 811 01:06:10,178 --> 01:06:13,259 Lonely girl 812 01:06:13,419 --> 01:06:18,339 Let me make your broken heart like new 813 01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:21,740 - Oh, shit. - Hey there, lonely- 814 01:06:34,701 --> 01:06:36,462 White people. 815 01:06:43,262 --> 01:06:45,422 Our dates. 816 01:07:03,344 --> 01:07:05,545 Ohh, shit. 817 01:07:05,704 --> 01:07:07,865 Oh-ho-ho. Look at this, man! 818 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:12,305 Mama-say, mama-sa, makusa! Oh, smack me two times! 819 01:07:12,465 --> 01:07:14,265 Calm down. 820 01:07:14,426 --> 01:07:16,866 My son is going to the best schools. 821 01:07:17,026 --> 01:07:19,746 My daughter, she aint even gonna know what a food stamp is. 822 01:07:19,906 --> 01:07:23,826 My wife, we goin out all the time. 823 01:07:23,986 --> 01:07:25,787 All the time! 824 01:07:29,507 --> 01:07:32,828 - Whats wrong with you, man? - Nothing. 825 01:07:32,987 --> 01:07:35,548 You sweatin that bullshit, ain´tt you? You sweatin´ that bullshit. 826 01:07:35,668 --> 01:07:38,228 You did what you had to do to that guy, man. Dont worry about it. 827 01:07:38,348 --> 01:07:41,028 All right? Put that shit behind you, man. Where you goin? 828 01:07:41,189 --> 01:07:44,989 Where you goin? Where you goin´?? 829 01:07:45,149 --> 01:07:47,309 Im just gonna- I´mm just gonna take a walk. 830 01:07:47,469 --> 01:07:49,229 All right. Well, hurry back. 831 01:07:49,389 --> 01:07:52,150 I got willpower, but I dont know how much. 832 01:07:52,310 --> 01:07:55,670 You know what Im sayin´?? Yeah. 833 01:07:55,950 --> 01:07:57,950 There is somethin 834 01:07:58,110 --> 01:08:01,710 On your mind 835 01:08:05,671 --> 01:08:10,031 By the way you look at me 836 01:08:14,472 --> 01:08:16,593 There is somethin 837 01:08:16,752 --> 01:08:20,793 On your mind, honey 838 01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:27,513 Did you ever do somethin that you thought would make you feel great? 839 01:08:27,674 --> 01:08:29,714 In a weird way, you almost feel worse. 840 01:08:29,874 --> 01:08:32,554 Revenge, huh? Some things hurt no matter what. 841 01:08:32,714 --> 01:08:34,714 That must be a fact of life. 842 01:08:34,874 --> 01:08:38,314 - And what youre thinkin´ - Hi! 843 01:08:38,475 --> 01:08:41,195 Hi! Nick. 844 01:08:41,355 --> 01:08:44,436 I cant believe it. What are you doin´ here? 845 01:08:44,595 --> 01:08:47,635 - Danielle. - Oops. 846 01:08:47,796 --> 01:08:50,156 I dont know what I´mm doin´ here. 847 01:08:50,316 --> 01:08:53,036 - What are you doin here? - Well, Sheila, my best friend- 848 01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:56,836 Well, she used to be my best friend. I guess, technically, Marcy would be my best friend. 849 01:08:56,997 --> 01:08:59,637 I mean, they both think theyre my best friend, which is okay by me. 850 01:08:59,797 --> 01:09:02,917 But once I did have this nightmare where Sheila and Marcy are sitting... 851 01:09:03,078 --> 01:09:05,838 right next to each other, and this Eskimo guy comes over and says, ´PPick. ´´´ 852 01:09:05,997 --> 01:09:10,198 I thought I was gonna die. I mean, an Eskimo guy. What is that all about? 853 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:12,598 Anyway, Sheila, shes visiting and she´ss staying here. 854 01:09:12,758 --> 01:09:14,918 And so I thought Id take her to a party and show her a good time. 855 01:09:15,079 --> 01:09:19,359 And she meets this guy and goes home with him instead. And, oh, well. 856 01:09:19,519 --> 01:09:22,239 You really look good. 857 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,160 You look- You look good too. 858 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,481 - Thank you. - Do you want a drink? 859 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,081 Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure. 860 01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:36,721 You know, Im such a klutz. I spilled beer all over my dress earlier. 861 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:41,482 And, well, I think its stained. Did it stain, Nick? 862 01:09:51,163 --> 01:09:54,923 I have Sheilas room key. You wanna come up? 863 01:09:55,084 --> 01:09:57,524 - Lets get hot - Oh, yes, it´ss ladies´ night 864 01:09:57,684 --> 01:09:59,844 And the vibes is right 865 01:10:00,004 --> 01:10:02,244 Oh, yes, its ladies´ night Oh, what a night 866 01:10:02,404 --> 01:10:04,364 Oh, what a night 867 01:10:04,524 --> 01:10:08,485 Its ladies´ night and the feeling´ss right 868 01:10:08,645 --> 01:10:11,365 Oh, yes, its ladies´ night Oh, what a night 869 01:10:11,525 --> 01:10:13,445 Oh, what a night 870 01:10:23,006 --> 01:10:25,326 Nick, Nick, use your key, man. 871 01:10:27,886 --> 01:10:29,647 All right. All right, Nick. Damn! 872 01:10:31,487 --> 01:10:35,408 - Hey, Nick, why couldnt you just use your key? - Turn your bed down? 873 01:10:49,769 --> 01:10:52,049 Stay. 874 01:11:10,731 --> 01:11:12,772 The lady is lookin good 875 01:11:12,932 --> 01:11:16,812 - Just like the lady should - Just like the lady should 876 01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:20,732 Ive been thinking about this for so long. I want you so bad. 877 01:11:20,893 --> 01:11:22,853 I just wanted to make her happy. 878 01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,614 This is gonna be a night that you wont forget. 879 01:11:25,773 --> 01:11:27,573 I try to forget, but I cant. 880 01:11:27,733 --> 01:11:31,894 - Give it to me, Nick. - Give. Thats all I did was give. 881 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:45,216 Nick? Nick, youre really putting a damper on the mood here. 882 01:11:45,376 --> 01:11:47,376 Im sorry. I don´tt know. 883 01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:50,576 Danielle, I cant. I just can´tt. 884 01:11:52,216 --> 01:11:55,217 I just wanna make you mine 885 01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:58,337 Well be together till the end of time 886 01:11:58,497 --> 01:12:01,617 Hey, Kareem. Are you aware that Charlie and I... 887 01:12:01,777 --> 01:12:05,017 had intended to come up here and cap your punk ass? 888 01:12:05,177 --> 01:12:07,018 And your girlfriend Nick. 889 01:12:07,178 --> 01:12:10,418 But, shit, you two muffins did such an outstanding job with this financing... 890 01:12:10,578 --> 01:12:13,658 I mean, who could think about killing at a time like this? 891 01:12:13,818 --> 01:12:17,179 Thanks. Your approval means a lot. 892 01:12:17,339 --> 01:12:21,379 - Did I tell you to speak? Did I tell you to speak? - Charlie, no. 893 01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,740 Thats gonna be too loud. 894 01:12:24,899 --> 01:12:26,980 Too loud. 895 01:12:55,864 --> 01:12:59,864 - Hello? Hello? - Hi. 896 01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:03,425 Oh, my God! Nick, is that you? Are you okay? 897 01:13:04,824 --> 01:13:07,785 - Im fine. - Oh, thank God! 898 01:13:07,945 --> 01:13:09,945 I didnt know if, if you- 899 01:13:10,105 --> 01:13:13,785 I thought that- Youre not hurt? 900 01:13:13,945 --> 01:13:18,545 - No. - Oh, thank God! Where are you? 901 01:13:18,706 --> 01:13:23,946 Look, Ann, lets not make this harder than it has to be. I saw you. 902 01:13:24,107 --> 01:13:28,227 - What? - I saw you. I know. 903 01:13:28,387 --> 01:13:30,627 Saw me what? What are you talking about? 904 01:13:30,787 --> 01:13:33,468 Come on. Do you have to do this? You and Phillip. 905 01:13:33,627 --> 01:13:35,988 - What about him? - Youre denying it. She´ss denying it. 906 01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:40,828 I dont believe this. Friday afternoon. Remember? 907 01:13:40,989 --> 01:13:45,669 Well, guess what. I came home early. I saw you, Ann. 908 01:13:47,149 --> 01:13:51,229 - I was there. - Oh. Oh, no. 909 01:13:51,390 --> 01:13:53,870 Yeah. Oh, no. 910 01:13:55,350 --> 01:13:58,831 Nick, I was still at work Friday afternoon. 911 01:13:58,991 --> 01:14:04,031 At work? Well, then your-your clone was at home screwing my boss. 912 01:14:04,191 --> 01:14:07,871 Nick, it was my sister. Remember, I told you... 913 01:14:08,032 --> 01:14:10,592 she was coming next Friday with her fiance? 914 01:14:10,752 --> 01:14:14,152 Well, I made a mistake. It was this Friday. They called from the airport. 915 01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:15,952 I told them about the key in the planter. 916 01:14:16,112 --> 01:14:17,992 I called you, but youd already left the office. 917 01:14:18,153 --> 01:14:20,513 So I left you a message on the machine at home. 918 01:14:20,673 --> 01:14:24,473 What about - What about the cuff links? Phillips cuff links were on the sink, Ann. 919 01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:27,114 Honey, theyve been in the dresser since the Christmas party. 920 01:14:27,273 --> 01:14:31,074 I left them on the counter so youd finally remember to bring them to him. 921 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,794 So youre not having an affair? 922 01:14:33,914 --> 01:14:37,554 - No, you dick! - You still love me? 923 01:14:37,714 --> 01:14:39,875 More than anything in the world. 924 01:14:40,035 --> 01:14:44,315 You- You wouldnt believe what I´vve been through. 925 01:14:44,475 --> 01:14:49,236 Youre gonna laugh, but I actually- Shit. 926 01:14:49,396 --> 01:14:52,197 - Whats the matter? What´ss wrong? - Shit! 927 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:55,396 - Whats the matter? What? - Shit! 928 01:14:55,556 --> 01:14:57,397 Shit! Shit! 929 01:14:57,557 --> 01:14:59,517 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... 930 01:14:59,677 --> 01:15:01,997 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 931 01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:09,359 Going down. 932 01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,039 - Dont touch it. - Oh, man. 933 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,000 Oh, man. 934 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,721 I think I can open the door and catch the sheet. 935 01:15:32,881 --> 01:15:35,761 - Dont touch the sheet, please. Don´tt- - No, no, no. 936 01:15:35,921 --> 01:15:38,761 - No, dont move. Don´tt move. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I done moved the hand. 937 01:15:38,921 --> 01:15:42,322 I really dont think you should be moving right now. I - I think you´rre moving. 938 01:15:42,482 --> 01:15:44,882 - Call the paramedics. Listen to me. - All right. 939 01:15:45,042 --> 01:15:48,202 Get them here as fast as you can! 940 01:15:48,362 --> 01:15:50,483 Have them meet me with a gurney. 941 01:15:50,643 --> 01:15:53,203 - Wait. Let me practise. - Let you practise? 942 01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:56,883 Im hangin´ on a fuckin´ ledge, man. 943 01:15:57,044 --> 01:15:59,723 - I dont wanna die like this, Nick. - All right. 944 01:15:59,884 --> 01:16:01,884 I wasnt tryin´ to stick you up, man! 945 01:16:02,044 --> 01:16:04,124 First, Im gonna say ´´´oone. ´´´ Then I´mm gonna say ´´´ttwo. ´´´ Then I´mm gonna say ´´´tthree. ´´´ 946 01:16:04,284 --> 01:16:06,645 - And then Im gonna do it. - I can´tt hear you. 947 01:16:06,805 --> 01:16:10,845 - Im gonna start with one and count to three! - Okay. 948 01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:13,245 Ready? One. 949 01:16:13,406 --> 01:16:15,245 - Right. - Two. 950 01:16:15,405 --> 01:16:17,646 I cant hear you! You gotta be louder, Nick! 951 01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:21,247 - I said, ´ttwo´´´!! - Are you on ´´´ttwo´´´ already? 952 01:16:21,406 --> 01:16:23,766 - Ill start again! - Start from ´´´oone´´´!! 953 01:16:24,647 --> 01:16:26,847 - One.. - Right. - Two. 954 01:16:27,007 --> 01:16:29,888 - I got you. - Three! 955 01:16:30,047 --> 01:16:33,048 - Nick! - I got it! I got it! Got it! 956 01:16:36,768 --> 01:16:39,808 Well, you go, boy! You my- 957 01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:57,090 The elevator! The money! 958 01:16:58,730 --> 01:17:01,411 Remind me to kick your ass later. 959 01:17:16,773 --> 01:17:18,813 Oh! Were rich, man! 960 01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:22,333 - We are in the bigs. - Charlie. Charlie, smell that. 961 01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:24,253 Oh, yes! You, too, can be a millionaire! 962 01:17:24,413 --> 01:17:26,013 Hookers! 963 01:17:26,173 --> 01:17:28,574 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, smell this. 964 01:17:28,734 --> 01:17:30,934 More hookers! 965 01:17:31,094 --> 01:17:33,774 - Hookers! - We hit the mother lode, man! 966 01:17:33,935 --> 01:17:35,934 - What the fuck is that? - What the fuck- 967 01:17:36,095 --> 01:17:38,055 - Okay. What now? - I dont know. 968 01:17:38,214 --> 01:17:40,095 What do you mean, you dont know? I thought you said you had a plan. 969 01:17:40,255 --> 01:17:43,936 - That was my plan: to ram them. - Ram them. 970 01:17:45,095 --> 01:17:46,656 Speed up! 971 01:17:48,095 --> 01:17:51,696 - Shoot the mother- Shoot him! - I got him! I got him! 972 01:17:51,856 --> 01:17:53,736 - Shoot em! - Geez! 973 01:17:55,217 --> 01:17:57,657 You know, Im tired of this shit. Let´ss go! 974 01:18:03,698 --> 01:18:05,418 Charlie! Look out, Charlie! 975 01:18:12,098 --> 01:18:15,739 Im actually grabbing a gun and going after bad guys. 976 01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:18,299 You the man. 977 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,060 All right. 978 01:18:32,621 --> 01:18:34,621 - You see em? - No. 979 01:18:34,781 --> 01:18:37,221 Ill, uh- I´lll let you know. 980 01:18:37,381 --> 01:18:40,381 Please do. Nick. 981 01:18:45,823 --> 01:18:47,822 What? 982 01:18:50,343 --> 01:18:54,464 - You checkin this shit out? - Hey, Nick. 983 01:18:54,623 --> 01:18:56,463 I like you like this. 984 01:18:56,624 --> 01:18:58,824 You and your prom date both having weapons. 985 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:02,664 That way I dont have to kill an unarmed couple. It´ss not my style. 986 01:19:02,824 --> 01:19:04,984 Put down the bag. 987 01:19:06,505 --> 01:19:09,705 - Paul Bunyan, come and take the bag. - Nick, let me- 988 01:19:09,865 --> 01:19:12,065 - Youre an idiot! Shut up! - Shoot this mother- - No, you´rre a fuckin´ idiot! 989 01:19:12,225 --> 01:19:16,626 Who are you? Crime dog now? Are you aware that theres only two kind of people on the whole planet? 990 01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:19,346 There are killers, and then theres everybody else. 991 01:19:19,466 --> 01:19:24,067 Im a killer, Nick. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What are you, Nick? 992 01:19:28,387 --> 01:19:30,867 Im married. 993 01:19:31,827 --> 01:19:36,068 Oh, you son of a- Wait, wait, wait. 994 01:19:36,228 --> 01:19:38,789 Oh, shit! 995 01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,709 What are you, fuckin out of your mind? 996 01:19:40,868 --> 01:19:43,269 - Fuck! - What, are you crazy? 997 01:19:48,429 --> 01:19:52,109 Huh? Whos in control now? 998 01:19:52,269 --> 01:19:54,510 Hand over the bag... 999 01:19:54,670 --> 01:19:58,631 or else my man Nick Beam here gonna put one in your ass. 1000 01:19:58,791 --> 01:20:00,591 Aint that right, Nick? 1001 01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:09,151 - Ill roll over. - Okay, I see it. I see it. 1002 01:20:09,312 --> 01:20:11,991 Let me try to get around and get you. 1003 01:20:12,152 --> 01:20:13,792 No, its not- 1004 01:20:15,793 --> 01:20:18,433 - No, theyre in the alley. - Charlie, it´ss the police. - Oh, yes! 1005 01:20:18,592 --> 01:20:23,153 - Thank God youre here. - Thank God you´rre here, man. - Oh, this nightmare´ss over. 1006 01:20:23,313 --> 01:20:25,633 - What the fuck are you doin? - Put the gun down! 1007 01:20:25,794 --> 01:20:28,154 Put that gun down, you stupid pig! 1008 01:20:28,313 --> 01:20:30,674 - Wait! Come on! - Come on, man! 1009 01:20:34,074 --> 01:20:36,714 Its them. 1010 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:41,035 Well, some folks in Arizona are gonna be mighty happy to see you boys. 1011 01:20:42,676 --> 01:20:46,035 Wait, wait, wait! Officer! Officer! Officer, two other guys- 1012 01:20:49,036 --> 01:20:53,677 ´II´mm married. ´´´ Ka-blam! You´rre too much. 1013 01:20:53,836 --> 01:20:55,597 - Is the money all there? - Looks like it. 1014 01:20:55,756 --> 01:21:00,317 Great. We have just enough time to get it back. 1015 01:21:00,477 --> 01:21:02,477 Excuse me? 1016 01:21:02,637 --> 01:21:05,678 We have to bring the money back. 1017 01:21:05,838 --> 01:21:07,438 No, no. 1018 01:21:07,598 --> 01:21:10,758 Maybe youre a little bit confused about the purpose of a robbery. 1019 01:21:10,919 --> 01:21:13,998 Oh, T., I didnt tell you. When we were at the hotel, I called my wife. 1020 01:21:14,159 --> 01:21:16,399 Everythings all right. You see, it wasn´tt her. 1021 01:21:16,559 --> 01:21:19,679 She wasnt even there. Isn´tt that great? 1022 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,000 It was her sister and her sisters fiance. 1023 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:27,760 I dont give a damn if it was her Uncle Fester and Gumby. 1024 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:30,480 You aint takin´ this money anywhere, man. 1025 01:21:31,601 --> 01:21:33,601 I dont wanna hear all that. 1026 01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:40,042 - Let go. Let go. - Gimme the bag. You let go. 1027 01:21:40,201 --> 01:21:41,841 - Let go of the bag. You let- - Its not your money. 1028 01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:43,362 - Its not your money. - It´ss not your money! 1029 01:21:43,522 --> 01:21:45,123 - Its not yours. It´ss half mine. - Let go! 1030 01:21:45,282 --> 01:21:46,802 - You let go! - Let go! - You let go! 1031 01:21:46,962 --> 01:21:48,803 Let go! 1032 01:21:56,604 --> 01:21:58,723 Get back here! 1033 01:22:17,645 --> 01:22:20,446 - You okay? - Yeah, Im okay. 1034 01:22:20,606 --> 01:22:23,767 - And you? - Ill live. 1035 01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:29,127 Cant let you take the money, Nick. 1036 01:22:29,247 --> 01:22:31,927 T., my life is in that bag. 1037 01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:37,128 Nick, even if you wanted to take the money back, you cant. 1038 01:22:37,288 --> 01:22:41,128 - Your face is on the video, man. - They only review the tapes if somethings missing. 1039 01:22:41,288 --> 01:22:44,569 I can go into work early and bring it back. No onell know. 1040 01:22:48,569 --> 01:22:50,329 T. 1041 01:22:54,650 --> 01:22:56,570 I can get my life back. 1042 01:23:11,092 --> 01:23:16,092 You forget one thing, Nick. I get my life back too. 1043 01:23:48,776 --> 01:23:51,457 Money dont make my world go ´rround 1044 01:23:53,536 --> 01:23:56,416 Im reaching out for the higher ground 1045 01:23:58,657 --> 01:24:02,418 To a warm and peaceful place 1046 01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:07,138 I can rest my weary face 1047 01:24:08,698 --> 01:24:10,858 Lifes answers we try to find 1048 01:24:11,018 --> 01:24:13,578 Oh, we try to find Yes, we try to find 1049 01:24:13,739 --> 01:24:17,019 Battling inside our minds 1050 01:24:18,579 --> 01:24:23,420 Where do I go from here 1051 01:24:23,579 --> 01:24:27,900 Will all my friends be there 1052 01:24:28,061 --> 01:24:30,941 Cause we´rre living we´rre living 1053 01:24:31,101 --> 01:24:33,101 In a crazy maze 1054 01:24:33,261 --> 01:24:36,022 And were fighting we´rre fighting 1055 01:24:36,182 --> 01:24:37,501 To rise above the haze 1056 01:24:37,662 --> 01:24:40,741 Lights at the end of the tunnel 1057 01:24:40,902 --> 01:24:43,502 Sometimes the journeys long 1058 01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:46,023 There are many theories 1059 01:24:46,183 --> 01:24:49,343 Whos right and who´ss wrong 1060 01:24:51,023 --> 01:24:54,503 Pressures on I have to choose 1061 01:24:56,223 --> 01:24:59,264 Ive got nothing to lose 1062 01:25:01,064 --> 01:25:04,864 I close my eyes I take a chance 1063 01:25:05,024 --> 01:25:09,225 I- I, I now dance a different dance 1064 01:25:11,265 --> 01:25:13,346 Whats the key to a happy life 1065 01:25:13,505 --> 01:25:15,946 Tell me now, now, now 1066 01:25:16,106 --> 01:25:19,026 Healthy mind and lots of spice 1067 01:25:21,226 --> 01:25:24,547 Running barefoot through the trees 1068 01:25:24,707 --> 01:25:27,827 - Oh, my God! - Thats my idea of free 1069 01:25:27,987 --> 01:25:30,547 Ow. Ouch. 1070 01:25:30,707 --> 01:25:33,267 What happened to you? 1071 01:25:33,388 --> 01:25:35,668 Its a long story. 1072 01:25:35,828 --> 01:25:38,068 - I got shot. - What? 1073 01:25:38,228 --> 01:25:40,789 And I- I think Im wanted in Arizona. 1074 01:25:41,989 --> 01:25:44,989 Plus, my shoes caught on fire. 1075 01:25:49,790 --> 01:25:52,790 You told me you were selling me the top of the line. The top of the line is digital. 1076 01:25:52,950 --> 01:25:55,310 Did you sell me a digital? No, you did not. 1077 01:25:55,471 --> 01:25:57,310 So, Im bringing it back, and I expect a full refund. 1078 01:25:57,470 --> 01:25:59,311 And if you do not give me a full refund, you will not... 1079 01:25:59,470 --> 01:26:01,631 be doing business with myself or my company. 1080 01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:03,591 Thank you. 1081 01:26:05,511 --> 01:26:09,631 - So, did you hear? - What? 1082 01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:12,192 Some, uh, vandals broke in over the weekend. 1083 01:26:12,352 --> 01:26:16,313 - What? - Well, nothing was stolen. They- They cut the- 1084 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:18,513 the thingy... 1085 01:26:18,672 --> 01:26:22,033 off P.B.s statue. 1086 01:26:24,794 --> 01:26:28,153 Um, theyre reviewing the videotape. 1087 01:26:35,195 --> 01:26:37,955 - Hi, everybody. Hows it going? - Not now, Nick. 1088 01:26:40,355 --> 01:26:42,995 - Did anybody see that game last night? - Game? What game? 1089 01:26:43,155 --> 01:26:46,036 - Oh, that game. Overtime. - Will you please shut up! 1090 01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:52,957 Dont touch it. Don´tt touch it. Oh, you pig. Oh, you pig. 1091 01:26:58,757 --> 01:27:00,638 Well, thats it. What´ss done is done. Listen. 1092 01:27:00,797 --> 01:27:02,638 Ive got this great idea for the new McGinty Cracker mascot. 1093 01:27:02,798 --> 01:27:04,878 - Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Thank you. - This mascot- 1094 01:27:05,037 --> 01:27:07,318 - This- - Nick! Shut up! 1095 01:27:12,799 --> 01:27:15,359 Whats happening? 1096 01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:20,640 Well, what is this? What the hell is this? 1097 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:24,600 - I dont know. - You goin´ crazy as a spider! 1098 01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,000 Somebody mustve recorded over the tape. 1099 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:31,481 - Who had access? - Uh, there was an electrician in here this morning. 1100 01:27:31,641 --> 01:27:34,041 What electrician? I did not order an electrician! 1101 01:27:34,201 --> 01:27:38,602 I did. The flickers on the- Fluorescent lights were flickering. 1102 01:27:38,762 --> 01:27:41,082 - Im really sorry, sir. - This is terrible, Phil. 1103 01:27:41,242 --> 01:27:42,762 - I would really like to be alone now. - Ill go now. - You should go. 1104 01:27:42,922 --> 01:27:45,002 - I would be really like to be alone. - You should go. - Ill leave now. - You should go too. 1105 01:27:45,162 --> 01:27:47,842 - I would like to be extremely alone for a minute. - Im gonna leave you alone. 1106 01:27:48,002 --> 01:27:50,763 Thank you very much. Thank you, Nick. 1107 01:27:55,963 --> 01:27:57,843 All right now. Cut that out. Yall wanna eat? You wanna eat? 1108 01:27:58,003 --> 01:28:00,004 - Yeah, we wanna eat. - I thought you wanna eat. You wanna eat? All right. 1109 01:28:00,164 --> 01:28:02,324 - Just dont burn the meat. - I don´tt never burn the meat. 1110 01:28:02,485 --> 01:28:05,245 - Uh-huh. What happened the last time? - Hey, Dad dont burn the meat. 1111 01:28:05,404 --> 01:28:08,405 - Im gonna put some more po-po sauce on it. Y´aall like that. - Joey. Tonya. 1112 01:28:08,565 --> 01:28:12,045 - Yeah, thats- - Go see your mama, boy. You know. 1113 01:28:12,206 --> 01:28:15,005 Now this is my very special mustard. 1114 01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,406 - Dont let nobody touch that. - Okay, Mama. 1115 01:28:17,566 --> 01:28:20,126 - All right. - Yeah. 1116 01:28:20,286 --> 01:28:22,767 So, hows the electrician business? 1117 01:28:24,206 --> 01:28:28,527 Hey. Not bad. The hours are a bitch. 1118 01:28:29,648 --> 01:28:31,487 I wanna thank you. 1119 01:28:31,647 --> 01:28:36,168 I dont know why- I just wanna say I appreciate what you did. 1120 01:28:38,128 --> 01:28:41,409 Well, dont mention it. How´ss that? How did you know where I was anyway? 1121 01:28:43,289 --> 01:28:45,089 A friend gave me a tip. 1122 01:28:46,849 --> 01:28:49,209 A friend, huh? 1123 01:28:49,370 --> 01:28:52,130 - You hungry? - Yes, we would love for you to join us. 1124 01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:54,290 Wouldnt we, Mama? 1125 01:28:58,051 --> 01:29:00,731 I talked to my boss today after things settled down. 1126 01:29:00,891 --> 01:29:05,251 Convinced him we need a new security system. Got any ideas? 1127 01:29:05,411 --> 01:29:07,811 Sure. I can help you pick one out. 1128 01:29:07,971 --> 01:29:11,172 You wanna run it? We need someone trustworthy. 1129 01:29:11,332 --> 01:29:13,973 I told him I know just the guy. 1130 01:29:14,132 --> 01:29:15,812 Well, Im gonna have to think about this, Nick. 1131 01:29:15,973 --> 01:29:20,093 Right now, Im weighing out several lucrative offers. I mean, they rollin´ in. 1132 01:29:20,253 --> 01:29:22,533 A lot of people want me to work for them right now. 1133 01:29:22,693 --> 01:29:25,774 Now, thats just the way I like it. 1134 01:29:25,933 --> 01:29:29,014 All I need now is some of Mamas special mustard. 1135 01:29:29,174 --> 01:29:30,975 Stop. 1136 01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:39,975 Whatd I do? 1137 01:29:50,536 --> 01:29:54,257 - Run, run! - Stay down, Nick. Get on outta here. 1138 01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:57,458 Ill beat you into the- 1139 01:29:58,977 --> 01:30:02,218 See you when you get there 1140 01:30:12,939 --> 01:30:16,299 Now I seen places and faces of things you aint never thought about thinkin´ 1141 01:30:16,459 --> 01:30:18,860 If you aint peeked then you must be drinkin´ and smokin´ 1142 01:30:19,019 --> 01:30:22,340 Pretendin that you´rre locin´ but you´rre broken, let me get you open 1143 01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:25,220 Now, little Timmy got his diploma and little Jimmy got life 1144 01:30:25,380 --> 01:30:28,021 And Tamica around the corner just took her first hit off the pipe 1145 01:30:28,181 --> 01:30:30,741 The other homey shot the other homey and ran off with his money 1146 01:30:30,861 --> 01:30:33,341 And when the other homeys heard about it they thought that it was funny 1147 01:30:33,501 --> 01:30:35,821 But whos the dummy ´ccause now you done lost a hustler 1148 01:30:35,982 --> 01:30:38,262 A down-ass brother done replaced by a bustler 1149 01:30:38,422 --> 01:30:40,622 And though I got love for ya I know I cant trust ya 1150 01:30:40,782 --> 01:30:43,342 Cause my crew is rollin´ numbers and your crew is rollin´ dusters 1151 01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:46,222 And just because of that you act like you dont like a brother no more 1152 01:30:46,383 --> 01:30:48,502 I guess thats just the way you go 1153 01:30:48,663 --> 01:30:52,263 I aint tryin´ to preach, I believe I can reach but your mind ain´tt prepared 1154 01:30:52,423 --> 01:30:54,183 I see ya when you get there 1155 01:30:54,344 --> 01:30:57,823 Ill see you when you get there 1156 01:30:57,984 --> 01:31:00,624 If you ever get there 1157 01:31:00,784 --> 01:31:03,705 See you when you get there 1158 01:31:03,864 --> 01:31:08,265 Ill see you when you get there 1159 01:31:08,425 --> 01:31:10,706 If you ever get there 1160 01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:13,866 See you when you get there 1161 01:31:14,025 --> 01:31:16,186 More temptation and fate I guess we livin for today 1162 01:31:16,345 --> 01:31:19,026 I seen a man get swept off his feet by a bull with an AK 1163 01:31:19,186 --> 01:31:21,426 The situations so twisted everybody gettin´ lifted 1164 01:31:21,586 --> 01:31:24,306 Im just tryin´ to take care of my kids and handle my business 1165 01:31:24,467 --> 01:31:26,787 Cause it´ss way too serious so you gotta pay close attention 1166 01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:29,348 So you dont get caught slippin´ when they come to do all the gettin´ 1167 01:31:29,508 --> 01:31:31,668 Life is a big game so you gotta play it with the big boys 1168 01:31:31,828 --> 01:31:34,228 Some of us gotta run a little faster cause we gotta lay the straw 1169 01:31:34,388 --> 01:31:37,108 But Id be a fool to surrender when I know I can be a contender 1170 01:31:37,268 --> 01:31:39,629 If everybodys ascended then everybody can be a winner 1171 01:31:39,789 --> 01:31:41,909 No matter your rag color Deep down we all brothers 1172 01:31:42,069 --> 01:31:44,549 And we gonna set a time Somebody up there still love us 1173 01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:47,190 Im gonna scuffle and struggle with ya I´mm breathless and weak 1174 01:31:47,349 --> 01:31:49,790 I done strived my whole life to make it to the mountain peak 1175 01:31:49,949 --> 01:31:52,270 Always keep reachin Sure to grab onto somethin´ 1176 01:31:52,429 --> 01:31:55,270 Ill be there when you get there waitin´ with the sounds bumpin´ 1177 01:31:55,431 --> 01:31:59,590 Ill see you when you get there 1178 01:31:59,751 --> 01:32:01,871 If you ever get there 1179 01:32:02,031 --> 01:32:05,111 See you when you get there 1180 01:32:05,272 --> 01:32:09,711 Ill see you when you get there 1181 01:32:09,872 --> 01:32:12,232 If you ever get there 1182 01:32:12,392 --> 01:32:15,433 See you when you get there 1183 01:32:15,593 --> 01:32:18,513 As we walk down the road of our destiny 1184 01:32:18,673 --> 01:32:21,233 And the time comes to choose which shall it be 1185 01:32:21,354 --> 01:32:23,233 The wide and crooked or the straight and narrow 1186 01:32:23,394 --> 01:32:26,193 We got one voice to give and one life to live 1187 01:32:26,354 --> 01:32:28,994 Stand up for somethin or lay down in the game 1188 01:32:29,154 --> 01:32:31,434 Listen to the song that we sing 1189 01:32:31,594 --> 01:32:33,434 Its up to you to make your beef 1190 01:32:33,594 --> 01:32:36,155 I guess Ill see you when you see me 1191 01:32:36,315 --> 01:32:40,156 Ill see you 1192 01:32:40,315 --> 01:32:43,075 When you get there 1193 01:32:43,236 --> 01:32:46,036 If you wanna get there 1194 01:32:46,195 --> 01:32:50,476 - Ill see you - I´lll see you 1195 01:32:50,636 --> 01:32:53,677 - When you get there - When you get there 1196 01:32:53,837 --> 01:32:56,477 - If you wanna get there - If you really 1197 01:32:56,637 --> 01:33:00,718 - Ill see you - I´lll see you 1198 01:33:00,877 --> 01:33:04,158 - When you get there - When you get there 1199 01:33:04,318 --> 01:33:06,718 - If you wanna get there - If you really 1200 01:33:06,878 --> 01:33:10,839 Ill see you 1201 01:33:10,999 --> 01:33:12,879 When you get there