1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:32,633 Hello? 4 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,011 Hey. What are you doing? 5 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,722 Making popcorn to watch a movie. 6 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:41,309 Good. Good. What are you wearing? 7 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,686 Casual. 8 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:47,732 Everyday, stay-at-home clothes. 9 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:48,983 Why? 10 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,861 Hey, do I know you? 11 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,740 Your voice sounds really familiar. 12 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,285 Maybe you've seen me around but you don't know who I am. 13 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,122 Okay... 14 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,834 Are you alone? 15 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:07,626 I am. 16 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,295 Perfect. 17 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:13,716 And I guess you locked your doors and windows, didn't you... 18 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,718 Cristina? 19 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,344 How do you know my name? 20 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:21,265 And, yes, I did lock my doors and windows. 21 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,059 Are you sure? 22 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,645 Yes, I am sure, okay? 23 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:30,400 If you are so sure, how am I in your living room? 24 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,493 No, no, no! Wait! 25 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,091 Hello? Yes? Police? 26 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,677 Please send help! There's someone in my house and they want to kill me. 27 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,263 I'm alone. Please send someone. 28 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,199 Shit! 29 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,743 I'm sorry. I overdid it. 30 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,371 No, no! It's part of the game! Keep going! 31 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,915 I know! Babe, I'm really sorry! 32 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,834 Let me see if you're okay. 33 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:33,338 No! Don't! Damn it, babe! 34 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:34,922 Fuck! 35 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:38,676 The safe word is Pee-wee Herman. If we don't say it, we don't stop! 36 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,761 I know, I know! But... 37 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,097 Honey, I wanted to make sure you were okay. 38 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,057 Damn it, babe! 39 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,559 Come on! Don't get mad. 40 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,312 I thought I'd broken your nose, or something. 41 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,649 But you're really strong, I didn't know that. 42 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,194 Enough! Let's pick this up. You were here. 43 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,530 I was outside screaming at you. 44 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,949 You call the police and I yell: "Cristina!" 45 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,536 Hey! Why don't we pick this up where we left off? 46 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,919 You pig! 47 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,258 She's wants something, and it's not money. 48 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,177 Who wants to get to the end of the story? 49 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,387 Oh, my sweet, honey... 50 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,057 - Shut up! Stop talking! - Shutting up. 51 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,579 Did you come? 52 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,081 I did. 53 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,709 Well, almost. 54 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,960 What do you mean, almost? 55 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,337 I'm sorry. 56 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,713 Yes... 57 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,090 I mean, I didn't come, 58 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,967 but it was really nice. 59 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,094 Honey, I almost got there. 60 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,930 - It happened so fast. - I know! 61 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,182 I'm sorry. You had me building up! 62 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,061 Well, I know this game gets you really horny. 63 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,147 Yes, it really does. 64 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,942 Well, look, you'll get a great opportunity. 65 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,320 If you want to, 66 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,740 I can wait up for you for the second round. 67 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,534 Babe, you're asleep as soon as you touch the bed. 68 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,039 You'll see I'll wait up for you. 69 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,290 Okay. 70 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,793 If you're awake when I come home, 71 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,004 then you'll get a prize. 72 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,601 I'll be awake as an owl! 73 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,311 - Call me if you need anything. - Okay. 74 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,523 And don't get too drunk, you get blackouts. 75 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,943 - What? - Well, okay, you can drink... 76 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,737 two. 77 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,197 Ten. 78 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,781 Four. 79 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,908 - Six. Come on. - Fine, six. 80 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,161 But I don't want you dancing on the tables, or puking. 81 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,622 No, babe, stop. 82 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,290 Come on. 83 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,541 Don't fall asleep. 84 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,835 I won't be home too late, but a little tipsy. 85 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,628 You can take advantage of me. 86 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,714 - You can have ten! - See? 87 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:33,017 Hey, babe! I promise I'll rape you properly when you come back! 88 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,519 Oh, no! 89 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,571 No. No, no. 90 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,948 I'm kidding. 91 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,743 I'm mean, I don't rape my girlfriend, it's consensual. 92 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,537 It's a game. I'm sorry. Not a child's game! 93 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,914 Not a child's game. Don't do that. 94 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,875 But I'm kidding. It's wrong. 95 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,044 This is a wrong thing to do, okay? 96 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,088 I'm going in now. 97 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,548 Say no to rape! 98 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,674 It's... 99 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:06,968 I'm sorry! 100 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:17,145 Are you ready to marry the world's nicest guy? 101 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,604 I am! 102 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:21,315 - To good men. - To good men! 103 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,613 I can't believe you're getting married, girl! 104 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,699 Let's have a toast, damn it! 105 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,578 A toast to the bride of the year! 106 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:37,831 And a toast to all good men. 107 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,583 And to men who are good. 108 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,086 - Stop screaming. - I won't stop. 109 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,925 This is the last one, okay? 110 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,469 You mean the last one of the first round. 111 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:54,139 No, you know I can't get drunk or I'll get a blackout. Enough. 112 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,058 Cristina, let's get this clear. 113 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,186 Today you are going to get shitfaced. 114 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,271 Like, shit in the face. 115 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,566 - No, no way! - Okay, sister. 116 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:08,112 Are you ready for the best bachelorette party ever? 117 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,571 Hell, yeah! 118 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,074 - Hell, yeah! Bottoms up! - Bottoms up! 119 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,700 Can I get a glass of water, please? 120 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,120 Sister, I'm going to have him. 121 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,248 If I'm dead tomorrow, he did it. 122 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,375 I can't believe this. 123 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:06,879 I'm looking at the sexiest man on Earth, girl! 124 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,339 Come on! He should kill me! 125 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,550 But hitting me on the face with his dick! 126 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,843 Cata, what...? 127 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,637 Cata, what the hell? 128 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,056 I'm serious! Look! 129 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,397 Oh, my God! 130 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,357 - What? Do you know him? - I do. 131 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,568 - Who is he? - My high school sweetheart. 132 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,819 - Is that Felipe? - Yes. 133 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:34,323 No, come on! He doesn't look anything like his pictures. 134 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,200 Obviously, it's been ten years. 135 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,534 Let's stalk him. 136 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,827 What's his Insta? 137 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,287 FelipeSaveThePlanet. 138 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,915 - Really? FelipeSaveThePlanet? - Yes. 139 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,793 It is him! 140 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,503 No! 141 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,381 His six pack would make drinks for a whole party! 142 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:54,801 He loves dogs... and he's a millionaire? 143 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,345 You are a moron! 144 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,430 Cata, stop watching his Instagram! 145 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,932 Stop that! 146 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,017 - He's coming this way. I swear! - No! 147 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,477 - No, please! - Felipe! 148 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,562 Shut up, you moron! 149 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,481 - Shut up! - Au revoir! 150 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,649 No! Don't! 151 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,572 Cristina? 152 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,323 Felipe? 153 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,783 I can't believe it. 154 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,744 It's been so long! 155 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:21,787 How are you? 156 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,748 I'm great. I'm great now. 157 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,416 Life's so crazy. 158 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,461 My spiritual guide told me if I came to Mexico 159 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,588 something unique would happen. 160 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,215 It was you. 161 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,844 Oh, come on! 162 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,930 Oh, you've always been so deep! 163 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,058 - It's just a coincidence. - There's no such thing. 164 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,019 We need to celebrate this magic moment. 165 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,812 For old times' sake. 166 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,772 - Let's have a toast. One. - No. 167 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,607 - One. Just one! - No, no, no! 168 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,901 - Just one. - Please... 169 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,611 I'm drunk already. 170 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,530 You know I'm not good at drinking. 171 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,198 Relax, you're young, 172 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,075 the night is just beginning, 173 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,702 and it's been ten years! 174 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,413 Let's dance, have a shot, 175 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,124 talk with your friend and I'll drive you home. 176 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,293 What's the worst that could happen? 177 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,504 Right? 178 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,422 - One. - Just one. 179 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,757 - Just one. - For old times' sake. 180 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:16,926 Cheers. 181 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,529 Babe. 182 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,699 Close the curtains, it's Sunday. 183 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,618 My head aches. 184 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:54,922 No! 185 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,759 No! 186 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,677 No! 187 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,846 No way! 188 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,654 Babe, I'm sorry to bother you on your party, 189 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,365 but I'm worried. It's 1:30 a.m. 190 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,325 Please call me, okay? Love you. 191 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,994 Cristina, it's almost 3:00 a.m.! 192 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,205 I've been calling you. Catalina's phone is off. 193 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,623 Please, call me back. 194 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,294 Cristina, come on! I'm really worried. It's almost 5:00 a.m.! 195 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,638 Hello, doggie. 196 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:06,869 TWICE AS PREGNANT 197 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:13,083 1 Month later 198 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,152 I brought cake for luck. 199 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,821 I love your cakes! 200 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,781 - Today is the day, right? - Yes. 201 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,074 Okay, don't worry. 202 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,535 Everything will be fine, you'll do great. I know. 203 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,995 This is your moment. 204 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,914 I hope they'll like it. 205 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,208 I woke up with the feeling that something great will happen. 206 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,461 - Maybe this is it. - Okay, I hope so. 207 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,757 If it works out, I'll get you a bit of cake from the store. 208 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,092 A bit? 209 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,930 Okay, a whole cake, but low-fat. No calories. 210 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:12,058 Babe, I want you to look really hot in your groom outfit. 211 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,477 Let's make a deal. 212 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,479 I'm joining a gym tomorrow... 213 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,774 I'm joining a gym next Monday 214 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,901 - but don't get me a low-fat cake. - Okay! Fine! 215 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,571 - I love you. - I love you. 216 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,199 I have to run, the cake shop is a mess. 217 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,869 Cata has been calling me because we have an important delivery. 218 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,122 Babe, I love you. Call me, please. 219 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,458 - Love you! Good luck! - Good luck! 220 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,090 Neighbor. Neighbor. 221 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,927 Hey, thank you for the tip about the cakes. 222 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,763 They're awesome. Your wife bakes like an angel. 223 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,642 My kids devoured it! They were like little pigs! 224 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,817 What's up? 225 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,860 - What's wrong? - What's wrong? 226 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,571 - Where are you? - Relax, I'm almost there. 227 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,699 We have many cakes to deliver and I am a little lost. 228 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,745 Cata, please remember to do everything right this time. 229 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,455 It's very important. 230 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,834 This can help us or ruin our reputation forever. 231 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,753 This girl is a socialite. 232 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:25,341 Relax, I'm in charge, sister. 233 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,760 How relaxed are you? 234 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,596 Well... relaxed. 235 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,138 Did you smoke? 236 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,850 Me? Of course not! 237 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,102 Cata, you're high! 238 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,938 Okay, a shoo-bee-doo never hurt anyone. 239 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,233 Last time you smoked, do you remember the mess? 240 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,112 Bring out the cake 241 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,489 The cake The cake 242 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,742 Bring out the cake 243 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,162 EAT ME 244 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,083 Okay, yes, I went too far. Sorry. 245 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,044 Damn you, Cata. I'll see you in five minutes. Ciao. 246 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,297 Yes, sister. I'll see you here. 247 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,560 Namasté. Good morning. 248 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,730 - Good morning. - Ready! Yeah! 249 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,441 GQ magazine reporter is waiting for you. 250 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,734 That's right! 251 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,823 Sorry I'm late. 252 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,368 I was caught in meditation and... 253 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,831 - Can I see you in a minute? - Sure. Whenever you're ready. 254 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,249 - Shirt? - Here. 255 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,543 Thanks, honey. 256 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,899 Tell me, Felipe, 257 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:10,612 what does it feel being the owner of one of the world's most successful apps? 258 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,366 According to AppStore, you're number ten worldwide. 259 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,744 I guess that must make you proud. 260 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,204 I'm really happy. 261 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,083 Every dog that we find fills me with joy, with love. 262 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,712 And not just me, but my whole team. 263 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,714 If we were to define your role in the company, 264 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,132 what would it be? 265 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,177 Well, even though I'm the founder here in Mexico, 266 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,721 I regard myself as more than the boss. 267 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,890 I'm like the company's spiritual guide. 268 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,102 I like people to be happy, driven. 269 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,478 In peace. 270 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,563 I think that's the key. 271 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,940 Peace. 272 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,942 And once a month, I teach them yoga. 273 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,944 I like energy to keep flowing. 274 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,406 Okay, to finish the interview, I'd like to know, 275 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,992 how did you get the idea for the app? 276 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,246 So we're going there. 277 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,915 I'm going to make you cry. 278 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,921 Five years ago, my dog Chupacabras got lost. 279 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,423 Not just any dog. 280 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:15,010 He was my best friend, the most important thing in my life. 281 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,515 He was a gift my parents gave me before they died. 282 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,892 I know you understand that losing him 283 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,938 meant losing a part of my family. 284 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,398 I looked for him day and night. 285 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,901 But we couldn't find him. 286 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,278 Until one day we did. 287 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,864 Unfortunately, he'd been hit by a car. 288 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,242 He lost both his back legs. 289 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,455 That day I thought: "People shouldn't suffer what I suffered." 290 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,124 That day, 291 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,418 GPDOG was born. 292 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,798 - Do you want to meet Chupi? - Is he here? 293 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,009 Yes, he's here. Chupi! 294 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,220 Chupi! 295 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,722 Here's Chupi. 296 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,933 - Can I pet him? - Sure. 297 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,313 Cute, isn't he? 298 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,066 He has a special energy. 299 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,838 Mr. Javier, your meeting is in five minutes... 300 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,757 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 301 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,051 - Are you ill? - No. No. 302 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,011 And you are on the floor because... 303 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:44,140 Because I dropped a coin and I was looking for it. 304 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,476 - Why don't you knock? - I'm sorry. 305 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,395 - Do you want me to go out and knock? - No, that's fine. 306 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,772 Okay, I'll be right there. 307 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,566 Yes. Yes. Yes. Bye. 308 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,117 Oh, my God! I can't believe it! 309 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,453 I'll be damned! 310 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,671 Sebas. 311 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,716 Look, I know this will sound weird, but... 312 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,260 What's your pants size? 313 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,847 Last year was amazing for our firm. 314 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:28,810 We closed a deal to build three malls and four supermarkets. 315 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,312 But I think we can do more. 316 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:35,733 I think we could focus more on... 317 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,236 the social, eco-friendly side. 318 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,157 Building for the common citizen. 319 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,867 Are you okay? 320 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,451 Me? Perfect. 321 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,953 Great. Yes. 322 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,330 Okay. Get to the point, Javier. 323 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,792 The point is, I've been working on these designs 324 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:56,421 of sustainable houses made with recycled materials 325 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,842 and solar panels to generate energy. 326 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:05,096 I think it's time to explore that side of the firm in order to... 327 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,306 Stop right there. 328 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,475 Stop right there. 329 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,063 Are you telling me that you want us to build homes for the poor? 330 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,481 No. No, no, no. 331 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,276 These are... 332 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,695 Yes. 333 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,115 - For the poor? - Yes. 334 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,997 Good one! 335 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,419 First of all, I love your enthusiasm. 336 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:37,962 Awesome. 337 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,505 Second of all, 338 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:43,134 as the Director of Interior Design, 339 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,470 you've done a great job. 340 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,599 That's why I think this idea is beyond your scope 341 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,976 and I would... 342 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,563 I would put it in a trash can. 343 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,399 For now. 344 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:17,794 Perfect! We're done early and we can all leave to go find a husband! 345 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,509 What do you think? Do you like it? 346 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,928 This is what I want our cake to be like. 347 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,430 But you kind of Photoshopped Javier. 348 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,848 You're so mean! 349 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,476 He's a bit chubbier, I can't lie. 350 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,563 Once you're done with your corny cake, can you please come help us? 351 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,150 Right. Just let me take a picture and send it to Javi. 352 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:44,737 - I'll be right there. - Look what I've got to celebrate. 353 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,449 A shoo bee doo bee doShoo bee doo bee do 354 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,243 Cata, go and finish the delivery. 355 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,580 We'll see if we do something about your "shoo-bee-doo" later. 356 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:07,344 Look, it's beautiful. Our wedding cake will be like this. 357 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,022 No! Not in here! Barf? Not in here! 358 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,822 - Are you okay? - No! 359 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:31,743 If you went to a bar without me, that's your punishment! 360 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,497 I stayed home with Javi. 361 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:41,002 We watched a movie and then we went to bed, but... 362 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,796 maybe the sushi we ordered didn't agree with me. 363 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,632 Maybe you're pregnant. 364 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,138 I'm kidding! I'm just messing with you. 365 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:03,275 False alarm, girl! You're not pregnant. 366 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,236 What a relief! 367 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:11,825 If I was pregnant, I'd kill myself, Cata! 368 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,621 - Damn it! - What? 369 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,165 Can't you read? 370 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,249 I am pregnant! 371 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,878 I thought two lines meant you were not pregnant. 372 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,838 - Sorry! - I can't believe it! 373 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:28,091 Sister, congratulations. 374 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,301 You wanted to have a baby with Javier anyway. 375 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:34,013 What are you waiting for? Call him! He'll be beyond happy. 376 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:38,059 He'll run to the mall to buy vintage gifts for the baby. 377 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:41,021 - I can't. - Why? What is it? 378 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,107 I don't know who the father is. 379 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,527 I'm screwed! 380 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:50,405 I will have to tell him everything. 381 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,949 What do you mean you don't know, Cristina? 382 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,243 Damn it! 383 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,203 Come on, answer me! 384 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,163 I'm talking to you. Cris. 385 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,456 Cris. Listen to me. 386 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,792 Earth calling Cris. Cris. 387 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,669 Cris? No way, Cristina! 388 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:17,891 How are you, babe? 389 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,187 What is it? 390 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,857 You're scaring me, Cristina. What is it? 391 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,944 Were you mugged? Did something happen at the cake shop? 392 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,362 Did someone rape you, other than me? 393 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,364 I'm kidding, you were not raped, were you? 394 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,824 Do you love me? 395 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,869 Of course I do, babe! What is it? 396 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,622 I'm pregnant. 397 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,041 What? 398 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,917 Are...? 399 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,294 Are we...? 400 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,714 - You're... We're pregnant! - I mean, yes. 401 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:50,924 I'm pregnant. 402 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,467 Babe! 403 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,428 Are we...? I'm going to be a dad! 404 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,430 I'm going to be... 405 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,724 Babe, come on, you scared me. 406 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,642 This is amazing! 407 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,853 How far along are you? When did you find out? 408 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,105 Is it a boy or a girl? Don't tell me! 409 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,690 Wait, there's something else. 410 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:08,942 What? 411 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,073 Babe! 412 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,576 Come here. 413 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,911 Calm down. 414 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,413 Come here. 415 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,165 Everything will be fine. 416 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,209 I know you're scared, 417 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,211 but everything will be okay. 418 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,421 We'll be together. 419 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,385 That's not why I'm crying. 420 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,056 Then why are you crying, you dummy? 421 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,023 Because... 422 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:51,443 I'm pregnant and I don't know who the father is. 423 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,737 What? 424 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:31,065 Your face tells me you've heard the wonderful news. 425 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,443 I'm sorry, who are you? 426 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,194 Felipe! 427 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,488 Cristina's ex. 428 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,868 I was dying to meet you. 429 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,870 Such great energy here! 430 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:47,290 What's happening to us is unique! 431 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,625 Felipe, I told you not to come in 432 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,503 until I texted you I was done talking to Javier. 433 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,171 - You told me that? - I did. 434 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,925 I thought I had to enter a few minutes after Javier. 435 00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,512 Babe... Babe, let me explain. 436 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,181 I called Felipe to explain and I asked him to come 437 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:08,311 but not before telling you face to face what happened. 438 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,815 Okay, so... 439 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,984 So, you and this asshole...? 440 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:19,196 Babe, please, let's be civil. This isn't easy for me either. 441 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,199 Civil, Cristina? 442 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:22,533 Please! 443 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,661 What's civil about screwing your ex a month before your wedding? 444 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,622 Tell me! Maybe I's stupid! 445 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,708 - Things were not like you think! - Like what? 446 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,337 Do you realize you're talking nonsense, Cristina? Like what? 447 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,047 No way! This is too...! 448 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,173 Shit! 449 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:41,677 You know what hurts me? That there's a chance 450 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:44,805 that this stupid plastic surgery-faced freak... 451 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,683 I'm right here. And I've had no plastic surgery. 452 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,686 Of course you have! No one's that handsome! Shut up! 453 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:53,564 That this moron may be the father of my child! 454 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:55,358 Well, your child! 455 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,568 Well... damn it! 456 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:01,030 Well, babe, this is a mistake. Was a mistake. 457 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,407 For Christ's sake! A mistake? 458 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:07,078 You were naked and fell on top of him? A mistake, Cristina? 459 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,872 This is not a mistake! This is goddamn offense! 460 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,500 Javier, it was a mistake. Really, believe her. 461 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,126 We don't even remember. 462 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:17,463 In fact, it was a night of unleashed passion 463 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:18,840 derived from alcohol. 464 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,677 Thank you. I feel much better now. 465 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,262 - I'm so relieved, you moron! - Calm down. 466 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:26,931 Breathe, breathe. 467 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,936 I understand your pain. I really do. 468 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,231 I'd feel the same way. But you need to keep it together. 469 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,900 Leave your ego aside. This family needs you. 470 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:40,903 Don't you realize? We're going to be a family! 471 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,863 Damn it! What did you say, you moron? 472 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,198 - What? - Shut up! 473 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,491 Family? 474 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:48,828 Let me remind you that you came inside my wife-to-be! 475 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,955 You and I won't be a family! 476 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:54,125 - I'm going to kick your sorry ass! - Javier! 477 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,921 - Felipe! What did you do? - I'm sorry! 478 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:02,300 He attacked me and my body reacted automatically! 479 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,678 I'm fine. I'm fine! 480 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,638 I'm good. Calm down. 481 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,098 It's all fine. 482 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,850 It didn't even hurt! 483 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,727 Goddamn sissy karate kid. 484 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,731 Really, honey, I'm okay. 485 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,533 What? It didn't even hurt, you moron. 486 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,495 What? 487 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,583 Cristina! Cristina, help! 488 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,001 - Get it off of me! - Relax! 489 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,878 - Get it off! - Breathe! 490 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,517 It's never enough for me 491 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:57,939 Because I always want more from you 492 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:03,570 I'd like to make you happier 493 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,616 Today, tomorrow, always Until the end 494 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:14,247 My heart bursts with love for you 495 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,291 And what do you think...? 496 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,043 Will you shut up?! 497 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:24,924 Are you so used to love? 498 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:30,263 Don't you see? I've never been like this 499 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:50,033 Go to hell! 500 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,049 Goddamn it! 501 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,384 Javier? 502 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,845 Don't talk to me! I don't want anything else from you 503 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,389 or that moron, or your sexual encounter! 504 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,684 Javier, in four months we'll find out who the father is, 505 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,352 and I'm sure it's you. 506 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:21,105 Then we'll move on with our lives, okay? 507 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,523 Babe... 508 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:26,027 don't throw our relationship away. 509 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,653 What a coincidence! 510 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:31,240 That's exactly what I'm doing! 511 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,786 - Don't be cruel, Javier. - Me? Cruel? 512 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,454 You know what's cruel? 513 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:41,208 Do you expect me to wait for an answer for four months? 514 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,127 What if I'm not the father? 515 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:46,046 - What? Tell me! - I don't know! I don't know. 516 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,172 Well, I do! 517 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,343 I'd be the stupidest moron in all of mankind! 518 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,513 Here's your goddamn marriage. 519 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,935 Excuse me! 520 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,614 Excuse me! 521 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,120 I'm not getting married! 522 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,554 Come on! Calm down, sister! 523 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:37,890 Give Javi some time, he'll get over this. 524 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,516 All men are like this. 525 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,728 Territorial, immature, short-tempered. 526 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,606 And, well, he's also hurt. 527 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,858 Javi was always very calm. 528 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,360 Always. 529 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,445 He had always listened to me. 530 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,447 He'd never talked to me like that! 531 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,241 He'd never been disrespectful! 532 00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:57,868 He was my little puppy! 533 00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,244 Well... 534 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:02,039 your puppy will come back! 535 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:05,292 Because the puppy loves you! Don't forget that! 536 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:10,089 He just needs time to process that his fiancee screwed her high school sweetheart 537 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,176 and that's it! He'll be back in a few days. 538 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:19,474 Sister, why don't you... relax? 539 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:23,603 Because I can't! How? After what I just did! 540 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,314 Well, it's not like I was prepared... 541 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,440 but... 542 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,902 this will make you feel great. It's like a medicine. 543 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,862 - Really. - No! I'm pregnant! 544 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:35,406 I have to take care of myself. 545 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:40,536 Besides, girl, this weed 546 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,705 is the softest in the universe! 547 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,415 It's called... Baby Weed. 548 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,836 I swear that's what it's called! 549 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,006 Come on! Just a tiny bit! 550 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:53,674 Jesus! 551 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,468 - Do you think that's Javier? - You see? 552 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,262 I told you he'd be back! 553 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,473 Oh, no! It's not my fault! 554 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,771 What's wrong with this guy? 555 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,942 This just gets better and better! 556 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:13,486 Come on! 557 00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,658 - What is this? - I can't believe it. 558 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,119 Guys, what did I do with the pictures? 559 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,163 I don't know where they are. 560 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,706 That's great, guys. 561 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,713 - Felipe, what are you doing? - Namasté. 562 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,465 - Namasté. - Namasté. 563 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,759 There's a chance that child is mine. 564 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,762 So I'm moving here to be near you. 565 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:43,724 I didn't want to intrude, so I brought my Lotus Tent. 566 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:45,225 Are you insane? 567 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,020 - Javier will kill you! - No! Relax. 568 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,480 It's just for a while. 569 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,733 Felipe, I don't know how to tell you this. 570 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,569 I don't need anyone. I'm fine on my own. 571 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,488 So I'm asking you to leave. 572 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,656 This will be a hit in my stories! 573 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,867 Catalina, shut up. 574 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:05,245 You're overreacting. Can I go check your Lotus Tent? 575 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,833 Sure, go ahead. Just be careful, it's my sacred place, my ashram. 576 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,712 This place is better than my house! Hell, yeah! 577 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,340 - It is great. - Felipe, I appreciate your gesture. 578 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,342 But this will make the problem bigger. 579 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:21,220 - When Javier is back, this will be a mess. - Did Javier leave? 580 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,223 Javier left. 581 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,600 Right. But he's coming back. 582 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:27,976 I think. 583 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,188 Well, if he comes back and he's upset, I'll leave. 584 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,023 I'll be like a ghost. 585 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:35,151 You won't see me or feel me. 586 00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:37,403 I need to do the right thing. 587 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,740 Okay. 588 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,617 But don't do anything else. 589 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,160 I won't. I promise. 590 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,914 This guy has a projector to watch movies! 591 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,290 - Guru! - It is great. 592 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,209 - Do you want to go in? - It's amazing! 593 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,669 - Come in! - No. 594 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,797 - Did you like it? Awesome, right? - Amazing! 595 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,727 Family, my ass! 596 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,331 Goddamn Cata. 597 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,484 No, no, no, please! 598 00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:24,737 No, no, no, no! 599 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,322 Damn it! 600 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,533 No, no! No, no, no! No! 601 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,707 Damn it! 602 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,960 Goddamn it! 603 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:07,821 This is too much, Javier. 604 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,824 You call me at 3:00 a.m. to bail you out of jail? 605 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,703 After you destroyed days of our work? 606 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:15,912 I'm sorry. 607 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,832 You should know that Cristina is really pissed. 608 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,252 - Damn it. - "Damn it" is right. 609 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,378 Was something salvaged? 610 00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:26,506 All ten deliveries went to shit. 611 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,843 He have to begin again tomorrow. 612 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,427 I didn't mean to. 613 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,264 I just wanted to destroy my cake, not everyone else's. 614 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:37,267 - It was a mistake. - That's exactly what she says. 615 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,062 - That it was a mistake. - Some mistake! 616 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,022 I ruined the cakes, I didn't screw them. 617 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:45,233 Look, I'm not the best to offer advice, Javier. 618 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:48,112 But I do think that you should make a decision. 619 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:52,532 Either you're there for Cristina throughout this process, 620 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,661 or let mistakes ruin it all. 621 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,539 Nobody's perfect. Specially you. 622 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,833 And, hard as it is to believe, 623 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:04,962 Cristina loves you just the way you are. 624 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,589 She loves you. 625 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,842 And that's big, because my friend is a badass. 626 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,512 And if she's with you, she must have her reasons. 627 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,473 Like she says, you're her puppy. 628 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,476 Did she tell you I'm her puppy? 629 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,686 Focus, man! Show some courage! 630 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,438 Fight for her! 631 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:27,359 Tell you something? Felipe is really out there. 632 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,821 And if you waste your time, he'll really steal her from you. 633 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:01,936 "Good morning. Breakfast on your night table." 634 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,535 Good morning, beautiful! 635 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:20,454 What the...? 636 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:24,208 - Felipe? - Relax. I put a speaker on his collar. 637 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,669 Cool, isn't it? 638 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,670 Yeah. Super cool. 639 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,505 I hope you'll enjoy breakfast. 640 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,924 And when you're done, please come down. 641 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:34,176 I have a surprise for you! 642 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:37,053 I'm not in the mood for a surprise. 643 00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,097 And you said you'd be like a ghost. 644 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:41,767 I am! You can't see me! 645 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:43,560 Finish your breakfast and come down. 646 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:45,645 This will make you feel better. 647 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,355 Okay. I'll think about it. 648 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,400 Good! That's the spirit! 649 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,818 - Hey... - What is it? 650 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,154 You look pretty. I love that pajamas. 651 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,322 What? 652 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,744 What did you do? 653 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,080 What do you think? 654 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,457 I don't know what to say. 655 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,376 Well, if the child is Javier's I can change the baby's face. 656 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,753 No problem. 657 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,714 I want to be fair to both of us. 658 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,090 When did you do all of this? 659 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,718 Overnight. I know it's not finished. 660 00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:19,221 - I can finish it now... - No, no. That's fine. 661 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,181 Don't change anything. It's perfect. 662 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,807 - You liked it? - Of course. 663 00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:24,518 I did, really. 664 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,811 Cristina... 665 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:27,854 a few words, please. 666 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,648 Oh, no. No, no, no. 667 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,024 - Two words. - Felipe, don't. 668 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,860 - Stop that! - You're on camera! 669 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,612 There's my little Virgin. 670 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,198 And there's me, little Felipe. 671 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,705 Mr. Javier? 672 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:47,082 Sir... 673 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,043 you have a meeting at 12 o'clock. 674 00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:51,879 Right. 675 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,007 - What time is it? - 11:50. 676 00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,967 Shit. 677 00:43:57,301 --> 00:44:00,054 - Can I get you some water? - Yes, please. 678 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,143 Sir... 679 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,064 why don't you go home? I'll take care of the meeting. 680 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,650 I can't go home. I'm in a lot of trouble. 681 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,903 Yes, I can see that. 682 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,614 Actually, everybody knows. 683 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,492 How do you know about my problems? 684 00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:23,577 Sir... 685 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:24,953 it's on Instagram. 686 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,456 Look. 687 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,626 On this video 688 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:35,130 he says he's happy to be a father and shows a picture of your wife. 689 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,760 Look. 690 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,554 There's Cristina 691 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:45,599 - turned into Our Lady of Guadalupe... - Son of a bitch! 692 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:49,519 - ...with little Felipe. - This is my baby and this is my wife! 693 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,063 - That's why you have to leave! - Right. 694 00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:53,565 - Come on! - I'm going! 695 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,317 - Bring it! - I will! 696 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,069 - Who's the man? - Me? 697 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:58,778 I am! 698 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:00,655 - Who has the power! - I do! 699 00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:03,199 - Bring it on! Give it your best! - Yes! 700 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,368 - Your coat! Take your coat! - Yes! 701 00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,454 - Coat! Bring it on! - Yes! 702 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:21,427 Javier! 703 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,263 Right. Right. Right. 704 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,140 - Come on! - Go get him! 705 00:45:38,944 --> 00:45:40,320 Oh, no. 706 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,239 Now what? 707 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,375 Javier? 708 00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,711 - What are you doing? - Fighting for you! 709 00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:58,547 Showing you that you are not alone. 710 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:01,132 You don't need to fight for me, babe. 711 00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:03,009 But I do! 712 00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:05,970 I made a mistake, I ruined the cakes and I need to apologize. 713 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:08,056 I got carried away by rage, and that's wrong. 714 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:10,975 - I can't be a good dad like this. - Right, you're can't. 715 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:15,147 And you know what? Yes, I am really mad about the cake shop. 716 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:18,692 But I think I can forgive you 717 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,403 - in about 30 years... - What? Hey! 718 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,614 - Three years. - Twenty. 719 00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:25,616 Let's see. 720 00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:27,576 Eight years and four months. 721 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,578 Fifteen years. 722 00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:33,540 As long as you want, babe. 723 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,460 But... will you let me take a gamble for you? 724 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:39,213 Show you that I can be a good dad? 725 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:42,007 Of course. 726 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,554 You're here, Bro! 727 00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:50,807 The family is together now. 728 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,893 Family, my foot! I hate that you use that word! 729 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,478 - You and I are not...! - Javier. 730 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:56,939 Let's see. 731 00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:59,816 If we're all going to live together, 732 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:02,193 please let's be civil. 733 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:05,905 At least let's keep this waiting time on friendly terms. 734 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:07,615 I'm good with that. 735 00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:10,494 The more, the merrier. I like big families. 736 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,539 Javier. 737 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,502 Okay. I'll try. 738 00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:21,337 This is beautiful! Come here. 739 00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,423 - Yuck! You're sweaty, man! - Sorry. 740 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,342 - Disgusting! - I love your tent! 741 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:29,637 Hey, hey! My personal stuff is in there! 742 00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:31,264 - Wait! - Stop it, man! 743 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,684 - Be patient! - Patient, my foot! 744 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:39,106 2 Months later 745 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,152 Do you want to have lunch? 746 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,112 I can cook basmati rice. 747 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:48,573 But brown. With vegetables. Steamed, no salt. 748 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,784 You need to eat well to be healthy and strong. 749 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,245 Hey. 750 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,205 Someone's here for you. 751 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,185 She's pregnant! She's pregnant! 752 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,437 Be careful! 753 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,356 She's pregnant. 754 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,108 That young lady is pregnant. 755 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,655 Wait! You stay there! 756 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:36,663 Be careful! Pregnant lady! 757 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:38,665 Pregnant lady! 758 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:03,190 Goddamnit. 759 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,324 Come here, little dog. 760 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:24,044 Bye, Chupi. 761 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,896 - Let me help you. - No, no! 762 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,814 - I'll help her. - I'll do it. 763 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,734 - I'm here already, I'll do it. - No, I'll help her, period. 764 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,569 Well, enough! Stop it. 765 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:52,780 I really appreciate it, but I'm not handicapped. 766 00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:54,407 I'm just pregnant. 767 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:55,826 Okay? 768 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,494 Okay? 769 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,967 Are you okay? 770 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,136 No, no, I'm not. 771 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:18,222 No, you're not. Don't worry, I'll massage you. 772 00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,974 Okay? I learned in Thailand. 773 00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:21,100 - Really? - Yes. 774 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:23,228 - Lie down. Take your shirt off. - Okay. 775 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,731 - Okay. - Let's begin. 776 00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:30,402 I'm sorry, does she need to take her... 777 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:33,739 - clothes off? - Yes. Clothes off. 778 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:39,911 Here I come, Cristina. 779 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:44,415 I'll put my chest against your back. 780 00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:45,751 - Okay? - Okay. 781 00:50:46,084 --> 00:50:47,669 We'll release the stress. 782 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,296 - Okay. - Here I come. 783 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:56,511 - Did you feel me? - Yes, I feel you. 784 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:57,804 Here I come again. 785 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,440 You know, Felipe? I'm in pain, too. 786 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:11,485 - Muscle pain. - Come here. 787 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,611 I'll massage you too. 788 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:15,405 - Clothes off, right? - Right. 789 00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,824 Lie down here, on your back. 790 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:23,330 Okay, enough of that. 791 00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:25,456 Now it's Javier's turn. 792 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:26,749 Where? 793 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,418 It's... right here. 794 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:30,921 Here I come. 795 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:47,229 Come here. Here. That's it. 796 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:49,606 Oh, no! 797 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:52,233 Scream! Let it out! 798 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,653 Let it out! 799 00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:57,321 What? 800 00:51:57,405 --> 00:51:59,658 You're doing great! Oh, yeah! 801 00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:01,952 Felipe, that's enough! 802 00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:04,788 Surprise! 803 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:07,457 Princess? 804 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:23,515 Can anyone explain what pregnancy you're talking about? 805 00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,684 Right. 806 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,771 Mom, Dad... 807 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:33,358 I asked you to come because I have some news. 808 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:37,529 I'm pregnant. 809 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:41,366 Congratulations, princess! 810 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,452 Congratulations, dear Felipe! 811 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:47,205 I knew you two would end up together. 812 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:48,956 No, no, Mom. 813 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,377 Felipe is not the father. Well, I don't know. 814 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:55,171 - That's the thing. - What do you mean? 815 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:58,842 The thing is, the night that I got pregnant I... 816 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,010 I had sex... 817 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:04,055 Well, I mean... This is so hard to say. 818 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,307 Well, yes, with both of them. 819 00:53:06,391 --> 00:53:08,101 I don't understand, princess. 820 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:11,145 - What I mean... - Maria, what she means 821 00:53:11,229 --> 00:53:14,440 is that, on the same day, she had sex with her boyfriend... 822 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:15,650 and his ex. 823 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:20,321 - Exactly. Thank you. - What? Both at...? 824 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:22,740 - Not at the same time. - No. 825 00:53:22,824 --> 00:53:25,243 I mean, with both, but no. 826 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,745 Well, the point is 827 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:30,331 we won't know who the father is 828 00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:32,959 until we get the results in four months. 829 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,252 So, there's that. 830 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:35,712 We need to wait. 831 00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:39,549 Well, the important thing is that the family is together. 832 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:42,177 Let's celebrate! Javier, a favor? 833 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,929 Can you go to the kitchen and bring dessert? 834 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:47,849 I'll tell you how I learned that recipe. 835 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:51,811 No! Really? I didn't know that about you, you naughty boy! 836 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,521 Tell me all about it. 837 00:53:57,859 --> 00:54:00,194 "Felipe, Felipe." 838 00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:01,780 Mean old hag. 839 00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:08,077 "I'm always missing some ingredient." 840 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,455 What she's missing is some decency. 841 00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:13,250 Dirty old giraffe. 842 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:16,294 This shit is good. 843 00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:21,716 What is it, Chupi? 844 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,426 I hate your owner's guts. 845 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,480 Chupi. 846 00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,857 Do you want to pee? 847 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:39,484 Do you want to pee? 848 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,152 Chupi! 849 00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,237 Look. Look. 850 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:44,989 Let's go pee! 851 00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:47,283 This way your dad will stop stealing my family. 852 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,618 Come on! 853 00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:50,912 Come on, let's go! 854 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,206 Your dad will come looking for you. 855 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:58,920 Felipe, your dog ran after his ball and I couldn't catch him. Sorry. 856 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:00,588 - You should go look for him. - What? 857 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:02,924 - How? - How did that happen? 858 00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:05,552 The door was open and he ran out. I don't know. 859 00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:07,637 - What will we do? - I don't know. 860 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:11,182 - Let's go find him! - Relax. Calm down. 861 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:13,851 Chupi's collar has a GPS. 862 00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:16,270 - We can track him. - Really? 863 00:55:16,354 --> 00:55:17,439 Let me see! 864 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:20,358 - There he is. - Look, there he goes! 865 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:23,611 - Where is he going? - To visit his girlfriend. 866 00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:25,905 Really! He does this all the time. 867 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,158 - But he's no longer in the park. - And now he stopped. 868 00:55:29,242 --> 00:55:32,454 - Why is it red? - Why did he stop? 869 00:55:33,371 --> 00:55:35,790 Chupi! Chupi! 870 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,670 The poor dog wasn't fast enough. 871 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,715 - I'd never seen it. - Chupi! 872 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,052 Chupi! 873 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:49,137 My Chupi! 874 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,097 Oh, no! 875 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,266 Look what they did to my Chupi! 876 00:55:57,645 --> 00:56:00,189 Who was the moron who left the door open 877 00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:02,067 and caused him to get out? 878 00:56:09,657 --> 00:56:11,701 Oh, dear Felipe! 879 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:17,874 Felipe, Felipe... 880 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,251 Here, it's one of his paws. 881 00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:26,299 - Chupi! - That was mean. 882 00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:31,054 Chupi! 883 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,473 Chupi! 884 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:58,623 This is an emergency! 885 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,716 What happened? Why are you wearing a dress? 886 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,093 It's Cristina! She texted me! 887 00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:12,053 Me too! 888 00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,138 The baby! 889 00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:15,973 - I'll go! - Get out of my way! 890 00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:17,892 - No! - I said out of my way! 891 00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:21,771 What happened? 892 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:25,858 It's a culinary emergency. 893 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:28,569 I have a terrible craving for lemon pie. 894 00:57:28,653 --> 00:57:29,862 Are you kidding me? 895 00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:32,281 I know! I know! I'm sorry! 896 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,201 I know this is a pregnant lady thing, but I'm dying for one. 897 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,495 Your first craving. 898 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:40,457 Don't worry. Cravings must be satisfied. I'm on it. 899 00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:50,174 Right. Cravings must be satisfied. I'm on it. 900 00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:53,594 And I'll bring it for the baby's sake, and yours. 901 00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:56,931 And I don't know where I'll find it, but I will. Just don't move! 902 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,558 Good luck. 903 00:58:02,353 --> 00:58:04,355 THE LEMON PIE 904 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,108 2.2 lb of flour 905 00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:09,777 18 oz of milk 906 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,113 1 Brie cheese 907 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,490 Lemon juice 908 00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:16,868 Grated lemon peel. 909 00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:20,538 1 mm of jazz 910 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,917 Directions: 911 00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:26,627 - Grate lemons - Put milk in a bowl 912 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:28,504 - Add flour and butter - Whisk 913 00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:30,381 - Roll into a ball - Pinch of salt 914 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,258 - Put in the oven - Meditate while baking 915 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:40,725 Tacos! There's tacos! Why can't she crave those! 916 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:44,103 "Babe, I'm pregnant. A sandwich." Or something. 917 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,855 No. Lemon pie. 918 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:48,149 In the wee hours of the morning, lemon pie! 919 00:58:57,408 --> 00:58:58,993 Lemon pie! Not cookies! 920 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:02,497 - We also have pineapple pie. - That's won't cut the deal! 921 00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:17,762 Hey! 922 00:59:18,763 --> 00:59:19,931 Goddamn it! 923 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,789 This is delicious. 924 00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:48,167 - I'm glad you liked it. - It's perfect! 925 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,336 - It's amazing! - It's done to perfection. 926 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,422 No... Babe! 927 00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:54,757 Where did you get it, man? 928 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,093 Hey, what took you so long? Are you okay? 929 00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:58,844 Yes, long story. 930 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,096 - I'm fine. - Great. Look, come here. 931 01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:03,516 - Are you sure you're fine? - Yeah, I'm peachy. 932 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:06,644 Babe, come on, you have to try this. It's amazing. 933 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:08,062 - Try it! - Try it! 934 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,814 - How is it? - How is it? 935 01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:13,150 I told you! 936 01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:15,236 I told you, Javier! 937 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,363 Jesus! It's delicious! 938 01:00:19,907 --> 01:00:21,575 You were brilliant. 939 01:00:21,659 --> 01:00:23,244 Craving solved. 940 01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:27,665 - This is my best ever. By far. - Really? 941 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,876 - I loved it. - Really, why are you wearing a dress? 942 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,837 - A dress? - My aunt has one just like that. 943 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:34,964 A dress? 944 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,759 3 Months later 945 01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:43,514 You'll know who the father is in less than a month! 946 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,432 What are you going to do? 947 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:47,060 I know! 948 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,728 Honestly, I have no idea. 949 01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:54,358 They've both been weird, I know, but it's for the baby and me. 950 01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:55,985 That's cute, right? 951 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,403 Well, I think. 952 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,322 It would be great if they made it easy for you. 953 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:01,574 Easy, how? 954 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,576 I mean, if one of them messed up so bad 955 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,953 that it was easy for you to decide who to stay with. 956 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:08,080 But I have nothing to decide. 957 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,373 I'm with Javier. 958 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,292 I love him. 959 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:12,960 He's trying to impress me. 960 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:17,840 He's giving it all, fighting real hard, and that's what I love about him. 961 01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:21,844 But if he keeps on being a moron, I don't know what I'll do. 962 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:25,598 Sister, if you end up alone 963 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,017 I can help you take care of the baby! 964 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,519 I swear I'll be the best aunt ever! 965 01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:32,688 Imagine if it's a girl! 966 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:35,107 I'd help her with her style, her look! 967 01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,193 I'd help her detect mean guys. 968 01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,445 Please say yes! 969 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,531 Cata, we'll see about that. It's still too soon, okay? 970 01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:45,826 Let's go back to work. And quit smoking that! 971 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,494 As soon as I finish my joint. 972 01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:49,705 No, come on or I'll puke on you. 973 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:54,043 Oh, no, no, no, don't puke on me, no. 974 01:01:56,587 --> 01:01:57,922 Excuse me. 975 01:01:58,172 --> 01:01:59,465 Come in. 976 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:01,383 Your temple. 977 01:02:01,467 --> 01:02:03,511 It's called "office" or "studio". 978 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:07,056 - Look at this... - No, don't touch it, please. 979 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,391 I'm sorry. 980 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:17,692 May I ask you something? 981 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,652 Sure, of course. 982 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,487 Why did you do it? 983 01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:25,783 Why did you get in the middle? 984 01:02:28,369 --> 01:02:29,578 The truth? 985 01:02:29,662 --> 01:02:30,955 Yes. 986 01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:33,666 Because I love her. 987 01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:37,003 She was and... 988 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,380 will always be the love of my life. 989 01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:43,300 Cristina gives me... peace. 990 01:02:43,384 --> 01:02:45,094 Harmony. 991 01:02:45,803 --> 01:02:49,557 Travel and adventures have never given me that. 992 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:51,058 Shit. 993 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:56,522 What about you? 994 01:02:58,483 --> 01:03:01,110 - Why did you come back? - What do you mean? 995 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:04,655 Before you, Cristina and I were getting married. 996 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,116 Felipe... 997 01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:10,036 she's everything for me. 998 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,122 She taught me to dream. 999 01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:16,458 She taught me that, if I set my mind on something, 1000 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,085 I can make it happen. 1001 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:21,172 She loves me. 1002 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:24,467 And I love her. 1003 01:03:30,264 --> 01:03:31,766 What's with you two? 1004 01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:34,268 It's so weird that you're not fighting. 1005 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,396 We are reengaging our energies. 1006 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,940 - Okay. - Yeah, kind of. We are... 1007 01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:41,901 aligning our "chankros". 1008 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,904 - Chakras. - Chakras. Whatever. 1009 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:46,321 Okay. 1010 01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:48,991 I'm going to buy a crib. Is someone coming with me? 1011 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:52,745 I am! In fact, I know of an awesome store 1012 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:54,455 where we will find... 1013 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:58,292 Sorry to interrupt, but there's nothing like a handmade crib. 1014 01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,253 With hardwood. 1015 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:02,212 What do you mean? 1016 01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:04,966 I made a crib in my spare time. 1017 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:08,427 You're something else, Felipe! 1018 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,638 You're full of surprises! 1019 01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:14,642 Right! Wow! Felipe, you're unbelievable. 1020 01:04:15,142 --> 01:04:19,605 I'm not complaining about your builder skills, but 1021 01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:22,691 I think we should play it safe and buy one. 1022 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:25,611 Why risk it with a handmade one? 1023 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:28,030 - Well, you have a point... - No, wait. 1024 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:31,283 Take a look at it, if you don't like it, we'll buy one. 1025 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,368 - It's outside. Do you want to see it? - Yes. 1026 01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:35,162 - Let's see it. - Fair enough. 1027 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,831 Then we can make a decision, babe. 1028 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,000 We need to try it for safety. 1029 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:44,087 We can't take any risks, it should be strong... 1030 01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:45,923 This goddamn moron... 1031 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:53,555 Let's be honest, it doesn't look that safe. 1032 01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:54,849 Really? 1033 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:56,601 It looks fine to me. 1034 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,019 My father taught me this art. 1035 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:00,646 The art of wood! 1036 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,190 Not to toot my own horn, but this is strong as steel! 1037 01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:07,361 Did you hear that? "Strong as steel." 1038 01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:15,286 Javier. That's enough. 1039 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,371 Javier, that's enough. 1040 01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:21,834 Really, it looks fine. Please stop that. 1041 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:25,003 Babe, our child will sleep in here. 1042 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,340 I need to make sure it's well built. 1043 01:05:29,383 --> 01:05:30,634 Let him. 1044 01:05:30,718 --> 01:05:32,177 He has every right. 1045 01:05:32,261 --> 01:05:34,347 And we'll see if I made it strong. 1046 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,515 Javier. 1047 01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:38,684 Javier! 1048 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:39,936 Javier! 1049 01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:42,396 Javier, have you gone mad, or what? 1050 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,773 Good! Hit it, hard! 1051 01:05:44,857 --> 01:05:45,816 Hit it! Yeah! 1052 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:49,236 Let's see if this shit is well built. 1053 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,196 This crib is very well built, 1054 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,699 - it's firm and we're keeping it. Stop. - No! 1055 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,285 I'm still not sure it's strong enough! 1056 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:59,538 Javier, what is it? You're worrying me! Are you going insane? 1057 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,918 It's fine, he's a concerned father. Atta boy, Javier! 1058 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,046 Stop this nonsense, get down. Stop it. 1059 01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:10,675 Good, fucker! Let's see if your fucking crib is strong enough! 1060 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:20,434 Don't! 1061 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,148 Goddamn it! 1062 01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:32,446 You bastard! 1063 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:34,323 Javier, don't! 1064 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:40,787 Javier, are you okay? 1065 01:06:40,871 --> 01:06:42,623 The crib is fine. 1066 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,791 I told you. Well, you need heat. 1067 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,418 Rubbing hands together. 1068 01:06:46,502 --> 01:06:48,504 What the hell are you doing, you pothead? 1069 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:54,969 My yellow love 1070 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,433 Can you forgive me? 1071 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,519 Yeah, right. 1072 01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:05,771 It's a miracle that you're alive. 1073 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,773 You almost broke your neck! 1074 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,067 - And all because... - Why did you dump him? 1075 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:13,529 Who? What are you talking about? 1076 01:07:14,238 --> 01:07:15,656 Felipe. 1077 01:07:16,073 --> 01:07:17,950 Why did you dump him? 1078 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:20,702 He's handsome, successful, a traveler, 1079 01:07:20,786 --> 01:07:24,248 charming, his six-pack is out of this world... 1080 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,667 He has it all. 1081 01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:29,420 That guy is perfect for you. 1082 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:35,593 Why does it matter why I dumped him, or not? 1083 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,596 I met you. 1084 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:42,224 And I'm very happy with you. 1085 01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:46,228 Because you're the noblest, most loyal man I've ever met. 1086 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:51,317 You're the man with the kindest heart that I know. 1087 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,153 That's you. 1088 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:01,202 You're making me cry and I can't wipe my tears with this arm! 1089 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,121 But that's what I'm here for, you fool. 1090 01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:08,334 You're an angel, Cristina. Did you know that? 1091 01:08:12,963 --> 01:08:14,715 What are you doing, crazy woman? 1092 01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:20,721 Javier García... 1093 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:23,057 love of my life... 1094 01:08:23,974 --> 01:08:25,684 will you marry me? 1095 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,478 Or not anymore? 1096 01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:30,648 Yes! A million times yes! Come here! 1097 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:36,737 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1098 01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:38,280 It's okay. It's fine. 1099 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:42,325 The happiness I feel is much stronger than the pain. 1100 01:08:42,409 --> 01:08:44,120 So, come on! Put the ring on! 1101 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,792 - I love you. - I love you too. 1102 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:52,837 Such good vibes in here! 1103 01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:56,214 - What did I miss? - She asked me to marry her. 1104 01:08:56,298 --> 01:08:58,801 Yes. It was about time we made things right. 1105 01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:04,140 That's awesome! 1106 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,976 Well, congratulations. Come here. 1107 01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:09,520 - Careful! - I'm sorry. 1108 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:10,521 Sorry. 1109 01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,982 This way, I'll never get better. 1110 01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:16,068 My boss! That ringtone is my boss! 1111 01:09:17,027 --> 01:09:18,988 Please, be quiet! 1112 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:22,533 Hello? 1113 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,284 What? 1114 01:09:24,368 --> 01:09:25,911 - Right. - What is it? 1115 01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:28,622 Right now? 1116 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:33,794 Yes, of course. Let me see... 1117 01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,463 Okay. Thanks. Thank you. 1118 01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:39,508 - What happened? - The owners of the firm just... 1119 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:41,886 approved my self-sustaining homes! 1120 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:44,263 Congratulations! 1121 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:46,765 - I'm sorry. - Babe, this is amazing! 1122 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,683 Yes, but, how do I carry the models? 1123 01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:50,811 They want to see blueprints and models now! 1124 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,730 - I don't know... - I can take the models. 1125 01:09:54,398 --> 01:09:56,400 - Are you serious? - Yes. 1126 01:09:57,276 --> 01:10:00,070 - Would you do that for me? - Of course I would. 1127 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:02,197 I'll show them your solar homes. 1128 01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:05,534 Self-sustaining homes. You have to say it that way. 1129 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:07,411 Fine. Okay? 1130 01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:08,787 I'm going. 1131 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,372 Great. Come here. 1132 01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:12,916 See you, then. 1133 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,169 - Just text me where the models are. - But... 1134 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:17,879 It's great that he's doing this, 1135 01:10:17,963 --> 01:10:20,591 but if he kisses you again, I'll kick his ass! 1136 01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:36,815 Hey, Felipe. 1137 01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:39,317 I have Chupi's files that you asked me to retrieve, 1138 01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:41,320 but I don't think you'll like them. 1139 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:45,740 Chupi. 1140 01:10:45,824 --> 01:10:47,909 Look. Look. 1141 01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:49,744 Let's go pee! 1142 01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:51,955 This way your dad will stop stealing my family. 1143 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,374 Come on! 1144 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,584 Come on, let's go! 1145 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,378 Your dad will come looking for you. 1146 01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:07,721 I'm too hungry, girl. I don't know it is. 1147 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:09,973 That's normal, right? 1148 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,767 You have an alien in there. 1149 01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:15,813 No. All yours. 1150 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:17,522 Hello? 1151 01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,232 Hello. Cristina. 1152 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:21,610 Doctor. What is it? 1153 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:25,447 The paternity test results are back. 1154 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,199 - Really? - What is it? 1155 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,326 - Can you come now? - Okay, okay. 1156 01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:32,245 I'll drop by your office now. I'm at the hospital. 1157 01:11:32,329 --> 01:11:34,080 Okay, I'll see you here. 1158 01:11:34,164 --> 01:11:35,749 Okay. Thank you. 1159 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:37,293 What is it? 1160 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,213 The time has come. 1161 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,048 Okay. Okay. 1162 01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:46,009 Be strong, sister. I'm here for you. 1163 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:47,803 - Damn it! Let's go! - Yes. 1164 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,393 How do you feel it? 1165 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:58,355 - Good. I think I'm 90% okay. - Squeeze. 1166 01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:00,815 Okay. Okay. 1167 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:02,567 Hey! How did it go? 1168 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:03,735 Awesome. 1169 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:05,570 They loved me and your sorry-ass models. 1170 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:06,864 Hey, show some respect. 1171 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:11,368 Well, tell me. What did they say? Did you close the deal? 1172 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,078 Sure. Do you want to watch the video? 1173 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:16,081 - Did you record it? - Yes. You're going to love it. 1174 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,875 - Let me see! - This is exciting. 1175 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:22,171 Is Javier joking? 1176 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,172 If he is, tell him he's fired! 1177 01:12:24,256 --> 01:12:26,132 No, this is a present from Javier. 1178 01:12:26,216 --> 01:12:28,093 Look at the message he sent. 1179 01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,761 Pretty, isn't it? 1180 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:32,305 He says you're unimaginative morons. 1181 01:12:32,389 --> 01:12:34,766 That all you do is gain money with his work. 1182 01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:36,435 His words. 1183 01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:39,479 Who do you think you are to come and speak like that? 1184 01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:42,649 - Get out of here! - No, no, no. 1185 01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:44,859 The presentation is not over. 1186 01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:47,570 Let's see the power of solar energy. Look! 1187 01:12:47,654 --> 01:12:50,282 - Get out! - Don't leave yet. 1188 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,366 Wait! 1189 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:52,867 Are you mad? 1190 01:12:52,951 --> 01:12:54,160 Security! 1191 01:12:54,244 --> 01:12:57,831 - Security! - This way poor people won't be cold! 1192 01:12:58,457 --> 01:12:59,875 Are you insane? 1193 01:13:02,127 --> 01:13:04,088 That was for my Chupacabras, fucker. 1194 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:11,553 Son of a bitch! 1195 01:13:12,971 --> 01:13:14,180 Look what you've done. 1196 01:13:14,264 --> 01:13:15,265 Are you okay? 1197 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:19,894 Damn it. What are you doing, morons? 1198 01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:21,604 Cristina is waiting for you. 1199 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,065 The test results are back! 1200 01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:25,984 Shit! Let's go! 1201 01:13:27,611 --> 01:13:29,655 This doesn't end here. You'll pay for this. 1202 01:13:34,159 --> 01:13:35,702 Both of you. 1203 01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:40,623 Doctor, we're not joking. Please, who's the dad? 1204 01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:42,208 Let me explain. 1205 01:13:42,292 --> 01:13:43,793 Cristina... 1206 01:13:43,877 --> 01:13:45,337 is pregnant with twins. 1207 01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:48,799 What? 1208 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:51,677 Right. Twins. 1209 01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:56,432 This is known as heteropaternal superfecundation. 1210 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,641 Let me explain. 1211 01:13:58,725 --> 01:14:03,980 This happens when a woman ovulates twice in one month. 1212 01:14:04,064 --> 01:14:08,943 Then, each ovule if fertilized by a different spermatozoon. 1213 01:14:09,027 --> 01:14:12,739 In this case, your spermatozoa, gentlemen. 1214 01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:14,699 Yes. Exactly. 1215 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:19,162 Which means you two are the fathers of these twins. 1216 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:20,455 Unbelievable! 1217 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:23,166 How's that? But before birth we do not know 1218 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,543 who is who's father. 1219 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:29,798 Okay? But technically, you are the fathers. 1220 01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:31,091 Congratulations. 1221 01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:32,718 - Jesus! - Is it clear? 1222 01:14:33,510 --> 01:14:36,096 - Congratulations. - You're kidding, right? 1223 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:38,056 I'm not. 1224 01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:40,892 - Please tell me you're joking. - I'm not. 1225 01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:43,187 - This is science. - Not science. 1226 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,397 This is a miracle! 1227 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,315 The three of us are going to be parents! 1228 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:49,818 - That's correct. - There are two babies in here! 1229 01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:53,279 No more fighting, Javier. No more fighting. 1230 01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:54,489 No more. 1231 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:55,865 Thank you. 1232 01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:58,952 - Sister, double alien! - Javier. 1233 01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:00,120 Thank you, Cristina! 1234 01:15:00,537 --> 01:15:01,622 Thank you, doctor. 1235 01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:35,822 Cristina, don't look sad. You didn't get bad news. 1236 01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:38,491 It's life! Life's a gift! 1237 01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:41,494 Two tiny people are in there! We're going to be so happy! 1238 01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:44,664 But I'm worried about Javier. He's a little bewildered. 1239 01:15:44,748 --> 01:15:46,458 We need to celebrate! 1240 01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,044 Felipe... 1241 01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,587 stop. 1242 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:53,757 There's nothing to celebrate. 1243 01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:56,217 My life is falling apart. 1244 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:59,179 Javier's too. Our life. My marriage. 1245 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:00,972 Everything. Do you understand? 1246 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:02,766 Fine. I'm sorry. 1247 01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:04,810 I just wanted to make you feel better. 1248 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:07,104 Thank you. 1249 01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:10,148 But you should better be quiet. 1250 01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:13,735 We'll have to buy everything again. 1251 01:16:16,488 --> 01:16:18,991 What do you mean? 1252 01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:22,911 Yes, I've bought milk, shoes, clothes... 1253 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,038 Even a fund to pay for college. 1254 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:26,039 Insured. 1255 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:28,250 Felipe... 1256 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:31,794 you have to discuss that kind of thing with me. 1257 01:16:31,878 --> 01:16:34,714 Okay? You can't do whatever you want. 1258 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,758 - You're not the... - Father? 1259 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,885 But I am the father. 1260 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,596 Whether you like it or not. 1261 01:16:42,222 --> 01:16:43,473 I know. 1262 01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:45,558 You're right. 1263 01:16:45,642 --> 01:16:46,602 I'm sorry. 1264 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:50,647 I'm as bewildered as Javier. I'm really confused. 1265 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:57,195 But still... you could discuss those things with me. 1266 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,031 Fine. 1267 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,450 Forget it. 1268 01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:05,286 - I can't believe it! I forgot my purse! - I'll get it. 1269 01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:07,122 Don't, Felipe. I'll get it. 1270 01:17:08,081 --> 01:17:10,416 Don't worry. I'll be right back. 1271 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:12,836 - Okay, I'll wait for you here. - Okay. 1272 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:39,529 You ruined my life, son of a bitch! 1273 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:48,913 Calm down! Don't! 1274 01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:50,499 Get a grip! Breathe! 1275 01:17:50,707 --> 01:17:51,917 Don't break! 1276 01:17:57,631 --> 01:17:58,632 Felipe! 1277 01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,258 Felipe! 1278 01:18:00,884 --> 01:18:03,011 Are you okay? I'm sorry. Are you okay? 1279 01:18:03,178 --> 01:18:04,179 No! 1280 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,267 You fucking crybaby! 1281 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:21,738 You goddamn bastard! 1282 01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:30,038 You piece of shit! 1283 01:18:35,168 --> 01:18:37,212 Felipe! Stop that! 1284 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:43,593 You two care about nothing but yourselves. 1285 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:48,181 You've never really cared about me or my pregnancy. 1286 01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:53,145 This is just a competition between men to decide who's better. 1287 01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:56,898 You two are selfish and childish. 1288 01:18:57,816 --> 01:18:59,776 I can't take it anymore. 1289 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,654 I can't go on like this. You're driving me crazy. 1290 01:19:04,322 --> 01:19:05,657 Javier... 1291 01:19:09,619 --> 01:19:11,747 you really disappointed me. 1292 01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:15,625 Really, I thought you were not like everyone else. 1293 01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:19,087 Really, I don't know who you are. 1294 01:19:19,963 --> 01:19:21,506 And you, Felipe. 1295 01:19:24,384 --> 01:19:25,969 What are you doing? Look at you! 1296 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:29,472 Are you not supposed to be all peace, 1297 01:19:29,556 --> 01:19:31,516 yoga and whatnot? 1298 01:19:32,225 --> 01:19:34,060 What are you doing? 1299 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:38,731 You left because you wanted to see the world. 1300 01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:43,570 You left me because you wanted to travel around the globe, right? 1301 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:46,030 And now that you've done that, 1302 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:50,243 you come back and think that you can interfere with my life just like that? 1303 01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:52,453 As if you had never left? 1304 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:53,705 No. 1305 01:19:54,122 --> 01:19:55,206 You can't. 1306 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,542 You are absolutely wrong. 1307 01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:00,336 You're both very wrong. 1308 01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:03,006 - Cristina, I... - No, don't say anything. 1309 01:20:04,007 --> 01:20:05,133 And you know what? 1310 01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:07,677 I don't want to see you for a long time. 1311 01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:10,847 At least until the babies are born. 1312 01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:16,394 Maybe meantime you'll think things over, or grow up, or something. 1313 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:22,317 But, please, just leave me alone. 1314 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,152 Don't try to contact me. 1315 01:20:24,236 --> 01:20:26,988 Don't bother me. Not anymore. 1316 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:30,074 - Babe, I... - Javier, please, 1317 01:20:30,158 --> 01:20:32,369 don't make this any harder. 1318 01:20:34,287 --> 01:20:35,788 I love you. 1319 01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:38,708 Or well, I thought so. I don't know. 1320 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:42,212 I don't know. I can't do this anymore. 1321 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:47,092 Goodbye. Enough. 1322 01:21:28,675 --> 01:21:32,970 Oh, my God! You're keeping aliens in there! 1323 01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,389 Yeah! 1324 01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:38,810 My nieces. Mine. All mine. 1325 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,855 DOUBLE ALIEN 1326 01:22:01,541 --> 01:22:02,834 There they are! 1327 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:05,754 Look! Look! They're both there! 1328 01:22:06,504 --> 01:22:07,714 It's amazing! 1329 01:22:09,299 --> 01:22:10,967 They look so pretty! 1330 01:22:12,385 --> 01:22:13,303 There they are! 1331 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,237 First of all, let me tell you that I'm impressed with your work. 1332 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:33,406 I mean, your work at your previous job. 1333 01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:35,992 You were in charge of a very large mall. 1334 01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:38,035 One of my favorites, really. 1335 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:39,120 Javier... 1336 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:44,500 you have the magic touch that our buildings need to become important, 1337 01:22:44,584 --> 01:22:46,544 amazing! Look... 1338 01:22:46,628 --> 01:22:49,171 We want something modern, but vintage. 1339 01:22:49,255 --> 01:22:53,885 Something unique. And I'd love to hear your sustainable energy proposal. 1340 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,013 - Really? - Yes. 1341 01:22:57,097 --> 01:23:01,393 Look, it's easy: if you want to, you are a part of our firm. 1342 01:23:02,894 --> 01:23:05,271 I'm sorry. Sorry. Just a sec. 1343 01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,023 I won't be long. 1344 01:23:08,525 --> 01:23:10,109 - Breathe, breathe! - Cata! 1345 01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:13,988 Javier! Come here, before Cristina hurts someone! 1346 01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:15,448 Hurry up, man! 1347 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:18,409 - But like, right now? - Right now, you moron! 1348 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,703 Okay. Okay. I'm on my way. 1349 01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:22,413 - Cata... - What? 1350 01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:25,458 I'm coming, girl. What, man? Speak! 1351 01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:26,959 - Thanks. - You're welcome, moron. 1352 01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:29,462 My friend misses her puppy. Come here now! 1353 01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:32,173 - Yeah! Okay! I'm on my way! - Hurry up, you moron! 1354 01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:35,301 I'm sorry. I have to go. We'll talk later. 1355 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,928 My babies are going to be born. 1356 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,972 Well, our babies... The babies... I'll explain later! 1357 01:23:40,056 --> 01:23:41,474 But thank you. Thanks! 1358 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:42,892 I'll send you the contract! 1359 01:23:50,316 --> 01:23:51,568 Felipe? 1360 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,028 Felipe! 1361 01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:56,906 Hello, Javier. 1362 01:24:00,243 --> 01:24:01,327 Javier! 1363 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:04,414 - What happened? Are they born? - Yes, they are. 1364 01:24:05,957 --> 01:24:07,417 Congratulations. 1365 01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:09,878 Congratulations to you, too, man! 1366 01:24:11,671 --> 01:24:13,006 Friends? 1367 01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:22,098 Friends. 1368 01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:25,477 I really love you, man. 1369 01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:35,611 Look at these aliens! 1370 01:24:35,695 --> 01:24:37,113 Oh, my God! 1371 01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:38,990 Hi! They're girls! 1372 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:42,368 Yes, they are! They'll make you pay for all you've done, morons. 1373 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:45,204 - Is this okay? Like this? - Right. Very gently. 1374 01:24:45,288 --> 01:24:47,415 Like this? Okay. Okay. 1375 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,459 - Hi! - They're so tiny! 1376 01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:52,253 I'm your dad! Hi! 1377 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:55,215 So pretty! 1378 01:24:57,592 --> 01:24:59,844 My baby! Hey, sweetie! 1379 01:25:01,721 --> 01:25:04,223 Who's the prettiest girl? 1380 01:25:04,307 --> 01:25:06,142 - Cristina? - She's not out yet. 1381 01:25:06,226 --> 01:25:08,144 The birth was really hard! 1382 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:11,897 Imagine these two chubby babies coming out of skinny Cristina. 1383 01:25:11,981 --> 01:25:14,817 Hell! None of you two, morons, would have done that. 1384 01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:16,319 - No. - No. 1385 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,363 Hey, sweet cheeks. 1386 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,032 - Hey. - She has wavy hair. 1387 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,951 - Right. - Javier. 1388 01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:24,577 - Doctor. - Felipe. 1389 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,912 Look, doctor. Look at this beauty. 1390 01:25:26,996 --> 01:25:27,997 Look. 1391 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,333 Look! 1392 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:32,752 I'm sorry. 1393 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:36,631 I'm really sorry, but Cristina... 1394 01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,342 didn't survive the birth. 1395 01:25:40,927 --> 01:25:43,679 We knew it would be really complicated and... 1396 01:25:43,763 --> 01:25:45,515 she knew it. 1397 01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:50,186 In fact, we gave her some options, 1398 01:25:50,436 --> 01:25:52,980 like trying to save one of the girls, and... 1399 01:25:53,064 --> 01:25:55,191 saving her, but... 1400 01:25:55,859 --> 01:25:58,027 she was very clear and firm... 1401 01:25:58,111 --> 01:26:01,364 when she said that she wanted the girls to be saved first. 1402 01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:04,534 I'm sorry. 1403 01:26:07,912 --> 01:26:08,913 No... 1404 01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:11,708 No. 1405 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:13,668 Do something. 1406 01:26:17,046 --> 01:26:18,965 Go and do something, please! 1407 01:26:23,928 --> 01:26:25,846 Please, doctor! 1408 01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:27,807 Cristina can't be dead! You...! 1409 01:26:29,559 --> 01:26:33,187 You don't understand. Cristina can't die! She's my... 1410 01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:35,148 - I'm sorry, Javier. - No, she's my life. 1411 01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:36,857 Javier... 1412 01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:39,027 She's the mother of my children, she's... 1413 01:27:25,448 --> 01:27:26,615 I love you. 1414 01:27:26,699 --> 01:27:29,035 - I love you. - I love you more. 1415 01:29:02,503 --> 01:29:05,423 Why did you leave, you moron? 1416 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:10,094 What am I going to do without you, sis? 1417 01:29:10,178 --> 01:29:11,929 I can't believe this. 1418 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:38,664 How are you? 1419 01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:42,919 So-so. 1420 01:29:44,587 --> 01:29:46,005 What about you? 1421 01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:48,591 I'm a little sad. 1422 01:29:49,008 --> 01:29:51,219 Trying to accept and... 1423 01:29:51,636 --> 01:29:53,096 and release. 1424 01:29:56,808 --> 01:29:58,726 I get you. It's not easy. 1425 01:30:00,978 --> 01:30:02,438 Your lawyers called me. 1426 01:30:03,898 --> 01:30:08,319 Tomorrow we can have the test to know who is who's baby. 1427 01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:13,533 Okay. 1428 01:30:15,993 --> 01:30:17,203 Do you want some? 1429 01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,415 Yes. 1430 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,673 Do you think we should split the family even more? 1431 01:30:35,638 --> 01:30:37,306 No, not really. 1432 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:40,685 I don't want that, and... 1433 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:44,689 I think Cristina wouldn't want that, either. 1434 01:30:45,731 --> 01:30:48,275 We are both very bad fathers. 1435 01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:49,610 That's clear. 1436 01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:53,698 And who cares who is who's father? 1437 01:30:54,073 --> 01:30:56,116 For me, they're both my daughters. 1438 01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:57,827 I'm sure you feel the same way. 1439 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:04,709 You know what? 1440 01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:06,752 You're right. 1441 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:09,588 Let's not have the test. 1442 01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:12,508 Let's be a family, let's be the best possible fathers for them. 1443 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:13,926 Exactly. 1444 01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:15,845 Let's do that! 1445 01:31:17,889 --> 01:31:20,349 Damn it! We'll be a gay couple. 1446 01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:22,018 They're in fashion. 1447 01:31:22,768 --> 01:31:24,103 Look! 1448 01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:26,898 Look! Look who's here! 1449 01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:28,649 Hey, cutie! 1450 01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:31,527 - Hey! - A gay couple without a dog? 1451 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:34,155 - No way. - Unthinkable. 1452 01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,698 - A kiss! - Stay away, man! 1453 01:31:36,782 --> 01:31:38,326 What should we call him? 1454 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:41,621 Benito! 1455 01:31:43,706 --> 01:31:45,082 I like that. 1456 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,334 - Hey, Benito. - Benito, kiss me. 1457 01:31:47,418 --> 01:31:50,129 Come on, man! You are not allowed to do that. 1458 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:52,673 It's just a gesture of love. 1459 01:31:54,425 --> 01:31:57,011 Look at this cutie! God's never wrong. 1460 01:31:57,970 --> 01:32:00,139 Our daughters, our puppy... 1461 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:02,183 A happy family. 1462 01:32:15,571 --> 01:32:20,535 Perfect. You both officially have the custody of Sol and Luna. 1463 01:32:21,285 --> 01:32:22,786 Congratulations! 1464 01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:24,372 Congratulations, man. 1465 01:32:25,831 --> 01:32:28,542 Gay couples always make me cry. I'm sorry. 1466 01:32:28,626 --> 01:32:30,627 No, no, no. We're not... 1467 01:32:30,711 --> 01:32:32,547 We look cute together, right? 1468 01:32:32,755 --> 01:32:35,007 Congratulations, guys. Really. 1469 01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:38,344 I'm so excited. You're the cutest family I know. 1470 01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:39,720 Hey, Cata... 1471 01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:42,514 we are the cutest family you know. 1472 01:32:42,598 --> 01:32:44,475 You are a part of this family. 1473 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:47,644 Damn it, Javier! You're going to make me cry and ruin my makeup. 1474 01:32:47,728 --> 01:32:50,398 - They're making us cry! - It's too hard not to! 1475 01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:53,609 - Family picture! Can you take it? - Of course! 1476 01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:56,528 - Let's see, get ready. - Come here, Sol. 1477 01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:58,322 - Here. - Hurry up. 1478 01:32:58,406 --> 01:32:59,282 So pretty! 1479 01:32:59,865 --> 01:33:01,950 - Here. - Get ready. 1480 01:33:02,034 --> 01:33:04,870 - A family picture. - The happy family. 1481 01:33:04,954 --> 01:33:08,373 - Get closer. Closer. - Okay! Say "weed"! 1482 01:33:08,457 --> 01:33:10,042 Weed! 1483 01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:15,881 2 Years later 1484 01:33:15,965 --> 01:33:17,257 Enjoy! 1485 01:33:17,341 --> 01:33:20,344 Saturnino, they're delicious! I know. 1486 01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:23,514 - Hey! No, you're on a diet. - I hate being on a diet! 1487 01:33:30,104 --> 01:33:32,689 These are lemon-cheese. 1488 01:33:32,773 --> 01:33:34,274 Delicious! 1489 01:33:34,358 --> 01:33:37,653 - One for you! - One for my princess! Here! 1490 01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:40,823 - Good! - Oh, my princess! 1491 01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:43,492 We're flying! 1492 01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:45,202 Let's play! Come on! 1493 01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:47,079 - Can I go? - Let's play soccer! 1494 01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:49,456 Hey, calm down! Let's get organized. Wait! 1495 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,875 - What are we playing? - Organize what? It's soccer! 1496 01:33:51,959 --> 01:33:53,627 Dad! 1497 01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:55,504 - Dad! - She called me "Dad"! 1498 01:33:55,588 --> 01:33:57,422 - No, she called me. - She called me. 1499 01:33:57,506 --> 01:33:59,758 - Baby! You called me "Dad"! - You called me "Dad"! 1500 01:33:59,842 --> 01:34:02,886 Of course! She called me "Dad"! 1501 01:34:02,970 --> 01:34:05,097 - She called me! - No, she called me! Me! 1502 01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:08,309 - She was looking right at me! - Of course not! 1503 01:34:20,988 --> 01:34:25,910 TWICE AS PREGNANT 1504 01:35:08,452 --> 01:35:09,954 What the fuck are you doing? 1505 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:17,628 What are you doing? 1506 01:35:20,381 --> 01:35:22,383 - Cata, what...? - I mean...! 1507 01:35:23,759 --> 01:35:25,719 What's wrong with you? 1508 01:35:25,803 --> 01:35:27,680 Look at him! 1509 01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:34,019 I'm going to kick your sorry ass! 1510 01:35:34,603 --> 01:35:35,896 Javier! 1511 01:35:46,198 --> 01:35:47,324 I'm fine. 1512 01:35:47,408 --> 01:35:48,826 I really am! 1513 01:35:53,247 --> 01:35:55,040 Cristina! Get it off me! 1514 01:35:55,124 --> 01:35:57,459 Get it off! Do something! 1515 01:35:57,543 --> 01:35:59,086 Do something! 1516 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,256 Cut! 1517 01:36:08,804 --> 01:36:10,473 My Chupi! 1518 01:36:12,016 --> 01:36:13,559 My Chupi! 1519 01:36:18,689 --> 01:36:19,982 I'm sorry! 1520 01:36:22,985 --> 01:36:24,028 I'm sorry! 1521 01:36:25,070 --> 01:36:26,238 Cris? 1522 01:36:26,322 --> 01:36:28,281 Criss-Cross? 1523 01:36:28,365 --> 01:36:29,658 Cris? 1524 01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:44,381 These are delicious! 1525 01:36:59,897 --> 01:37:01,481 Don't do anything stupid! Stop! 1526 01:37:01,565 --> 01:37:04,610 We'll see how strong your crib is, you moron! 1527 01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:12,368 Let's see! 1528 01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:27,174 Enough! Enough! 1529 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:34,139 ...of the company to be seen as... as... 1530 01:37:34,431 --> 01:37:37,810 a place that is... I fucking messed up. 1531 01:37:40,062 --> 01:37:42,648 Don't touch. I'm right here. 1532 01:37:45,359 --> 01:37:46,694 Cut!