1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,713 Previously on Legends Of Tomorrow... 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,599 I couldn't send Neron to hell without sending Des down with him. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,718 I killed the man I loved, and for what? 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,070 John, you have to stop this. 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,800 If Desmond isn't dragged to hell, and you don't join the Legends, 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,354 the effects could be cataclysmic. 7 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,240 History be bloody damned. 8 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,880 I really care about you. 9 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,634 This thing between us, it isn't real, it never was. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,440 Uh... 11 00:00:26,441 --> 00:00:28,921 - What's that? - I think John just broke time. 12 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,194 Oi, Z, check this out. 13 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,480 I got my powers back. 14 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,440 Zari? 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:45,196 Constantine did it! He changed the timeline back in New Orleans. 16 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,396 He saved old Des. 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,720 Oh. 18 00:00:48,721 --> 00:00:51,475 Unfortunately, I've no idea why you're a cat, Z. 19 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,313 Oh, quit your whinging. 20 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,513 I know it's a pretty raw deal for you, 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,639 especially 'cause, well, who knows what they put in cat food. 22 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,352 On the plus side, you are cute as hell. 23 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,437 Z, it has been an experience. 24 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:13,112 Now, I'm gonna set the autopilot to take you back to the Waverider. 25 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,353 But first, we're gonna drop me off somewhere fabulous. 26 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,872 Hope y'all are thirsty for champagne, 27 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,199 because I'm feeling a little bubbly. 28 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,470 Hello, Red. 29 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,313 Ms. Monroe. How's Lady Luck treating ya? 30 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,471 Ooh! 31 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,274 Hey, Red, it's me. Charlie, the shapeshifter. 32 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,953 Tears of St. Patrick. 33 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,634 What are you doing here? 34 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,916 I haven't seen you since we escaped from that prison. 35 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,673 Yeah. Hey, listen, mate. 36 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,960 You gotta stop doing your leprechaun magic 37 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,600 so out in the open like this, all right? 38 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,396 I do this all the time. These humans, they don't notice anything. 39 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,600 Watch. 40 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,440 - Lucky 11. Winner! - Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 41 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,520 - Quit doing that. - But I'm just having a little fun! 42 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,753 What's got you so worried? The magic police? 43 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,960 They're called the Legends 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,376 and I'm just trying to stay off their radar for a little while. 45 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,880 Sounds to me like you're scared. 46 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,510 What, of them? 47 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,056 No. They're not dangerous, 48 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,595 they're just annoying little Boy Scouts, you know. 49 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,839 Reach for the sky, you filthy animals. 50 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,753 Pretty please. 51 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,315 He asked nicely. 52 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,230 Greetings, gentlemen. 53 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,597 Ah, the leprechaun! 54 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,996 You fellows play? 55 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,680 Uh... 56 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,760 No. 57 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,910 Oh, my God! Why did you do that? 58 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,879 Marilyn Monroe! I am killing it at historical-figure bingo. 59 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,559 All right, everyone, calm down. 60 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,917 We just saved your butts from a very dangerous magical creature. 61 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,989 Who are you guys? 62 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,311 Hi. Nate Heywood, monster hunter. 63 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,976 Just want you ladies to know you're in good hands. 64 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,471 Man, Garima is gonna flip when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe. 65 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,392 You think a murderous alien queen 66 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,995 that sprang to life from Mick's fantasies is into Marilyn? 67 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,080 Yes. 68 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,080 Hmm. 69 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,152 What is up with these guys? 70 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,429 Gideon, any messages while we were gone? 71 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,200 You missed calls from Barry Allen, 72 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,913 Oliver Queen and Kara Zor-El. 73 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,754 Sounds like the annual crossover. 74 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,358 Ugh! Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass. 75 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,154 Oh, Zari. 76 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,835 Well, I'm glad to see that you made it back to the ship okay. 77 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:43,833 Okay, I hear you. You're still mad at me. 78 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,716 Listen. I really need your help. 79 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,669 All right, yeah. I can see that being a cat is your main concern right now, 80 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,197 but I still don't know why you're a cat. 81 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,759 Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat 82 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,877 during the team's encounter with a Fairy Godmother. 83 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,795 Whoa, Gideon. Your latest upgrade is smoking. 84 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,320 Thank you, Miss Jiwe. 85 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,520 Amaya Jiwe. Yeah. That's me. 86 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,119 And may I say, your new upgrade and accent are also smoking. 87 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,240 - Oh, Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 88 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:13,577 You know, I'm just trying something out. 89 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,793 Yeah, okay. One last question. 90 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,952 Why are the Legends homicidal wankers now? 91 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,280 If you're referring to the Custodians of the Chronology, 92 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,398 their policy toward magical creatures has been "shoot on sight" 93 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,752 since their disastrous encounter at Woodstock. 94 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,038 Right. Thanks, Gideon. 95 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,958 Must be fallout from Constantine altering the timeline. 96 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,959 Right. This zero-tolerance bollocks ends now. 97 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,113 Hey, people! 98 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,677 I have an announcement to make. 99 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,718 Please, gather around. 100 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Come listen. 101 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:54,280 So, I know our "shoot first, ask questions never" policy 102 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,994 has led to some 103 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:00,720 interesting decorations, but it's time to change. 104 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,635 From now on, we are going to capture the magical creatures 105 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,360 and bring them to the Bureau like we are supposed to. 106 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,796 Why are you looking at me weird? 107 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,756 Well, it just seems like a shame to change our policy now. 108 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,914 Considering we're so close to capturing our white whale. 109 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,680 That's a Moby Dick reference. 110 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,314 And what is your white whale? 111 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,520 The only creature we haven't been able to capture 112 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,632 because it's quite elusive. 113 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,960 Maybe because it has the ability to change shape! 114 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,040 - Shapeshifter! - How dare you step on this ship 115 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,554 and pretend to be our dead captain. 116 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,510 What? 117 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,157 - Wait. Sara's dead? - Yeah. 118 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,959 That's why we know you're not Sara. 119 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,080 - Is that why you guys are like this? - Like what? 120 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,480 Hunting down magical creatures like it's a... 121 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,397 Yes! 122 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,670 Damn it, Garima! 123 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,840 I called dibs on killing the shapeshifter last week! 124 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,790 You know what, he did. 125 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,754 Remember when we were roasting that little baby gryphon? 126 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,479 Which was delicious, by the way. 127 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,040 But you guys got into an argument 128 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,476 about who actually killed it, so, then Ray got upset. 129 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,520 He was like, "Hey, I wanna kill the shapeshifter." 130 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,794 It heals itself. It turns into Amaya. This is not good! 131 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,520 - Kill her again! - I get to kill her this time! 132 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,596 After her! 133 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:22,757 Zari? 134 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,280 Oh, bollocks. 135 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,559 They've become maniacs. 136 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,916 Okay, this is bad. 137 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,278 What, Constantine? Yes! 138 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,512 This is his fault. He needs to help us fix this. 139 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,795 But where is he? 140 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,915 Nice work, Zari Cat. 141 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,637 Can't very well walk around here looking like this. 142 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,437 Oh, hush. It's still me, despite the insane grin on my face. 143 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,029 I don't remember there being a memorial here. 144 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,473 "Sara Lance. Struck down by a unicorn." 145 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 Bollocks. 146 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,233 Gary, you're late. 147 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,033 Uh, sorry, Mr. Heywood. 148 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,800 My cat-sitter quit on me, so... 149 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,151 This place is going to hell in a handbasket. 150 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,390 Yeah, it's my bad, sir. 151 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,676 Look, the Custodians of the Chronology 152 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,190 just destroyed a freaking leprechaun, all right? 153 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,794 You know what? If you see them, 154 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,315 tell them they're getting a scream-down from me. 155 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,359 One more thing, Mr. Heywood. 156 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,955 Have you seen John Constantine around? 157 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,200 Is that a joke? 158 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,755 He's been in confinement for months! You put him there. 159 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,560 Idiots! 160 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,555 This isn't the "when" when I'm supposed to be. 161 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,554 Johnny... Johnny... 162 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,776 No, the truth is not the truth, all right? 163 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,111 This is not the "when" when I'm supposed to be. 164 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,476 You should go. This was real, Johnny. 165 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,920 Reality is fractured, 166 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,476 but the pieces, they speak to each other, 167 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,513 like light between broken mirrors. 168 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,514 John Constantine. 169 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:51,232 Confined for becoming dangerously unstable after suspected time crimes. 170 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,154 Are you real? Do you exist? Because it's really hard to tell these days. 171 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,278 Yeah, bloke's gone cuckoo. 172 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,360 Ha! 173 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,553 I sense a familiar face. 174 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,517 Who is that? Z? 175 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,870 Z, is that you? 176 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,600 Why the transmogrification? Let's get this sorted out. 177 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Ooh! 178 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,321 Yeah, all right, I'm sorry, 179 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,030 but this is the only way that you will know your true self. 180 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,118 Oh, finally. 181 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,676 Hairball. 182 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:37,917 Because of you dicks, I have been a cat for so long. 183 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,317 Do you know where this tongue has been? 184 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,276 Places. 185 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,056 I wasn't sure that reversal was gonna work, because I've been feeling 186 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,436 a little, you know, insane lately. 187 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,398 Yeah. You only have yourself to blame. 188 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,756 Wait, what? 189 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,072 You created a time wave when you changed your past with Desmond. 190 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,200 Because you're the epicenter, 191 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,955 your experience of this timeline and that one 192 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,440 both exist in your brain. 193 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,394 Just give me a break here, right. 194 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,279 What you're trying to say is that I broke time? 195 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,830 Yes. Back in New Orleans. 196 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,000 Sure, you don't have to live with the guilt of damning Desmond, 197 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,077 but you also never joined the Legends. 198 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,232 Without John's help with the unicorn at Woodstock, Sara died, 199 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,279 which made the Legends into killers. 200 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,273 There's only one way to fix this... 201 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,960 We go back to Woodstock and we save Sara. 202 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,190 - Yeah. - No. 203 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,598 Guys, you're not listening to me. 204 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,679 You have to go to New Orleans and set history back on track. 205 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,279 Whoa, whoa, Z, you're suggesting a total reset of the timeline. 206 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,079 All we need is a surgical strike. 207 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,960 Now, if we save Sara, 208 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,556 then the Custodians of the Chronology never exist. 209 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,031 I keep my powers, Des is de-demoned. Bob's your uncle. 210 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,956 I'm sorry, guys. I have to stop you before you make this any worse. 211 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,440 Ow! 212 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,950 Right, then. 213 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,669 I'm sorry, love. 214 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,992 Until you can learn to stay out of my way, 215 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,838 then you are a cat. 216 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,200 In the mood for a prison break? 217 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,715 Yes, I am. 218 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,193 Is the coast clear? 219 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,954 How much of that did you hear? 220 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,550 Uh... 221 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,594 Nothing at all. Nothing about breaking out or hacking history. 222 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,433 Please don't turn me into a cat. 223 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,200 Well, I didn't turn her into a cat. I returned her to being a cat, 224 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,999 which is considerably easier, believe me. 225 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,912 But if you gotta, maybe a calico. And real fluffy. 226 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,316 Okay, I'm ready. Do it. 227 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,936 - What are we gonna do with her? - I've no idea. 228 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,760 You don't have to do anything. I want to help. 229 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,310 You do? 230 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,636 The Custodians of the Chronology must be stopped. 231 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,518 They turned my Kaupe friend into a rug. 232 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,639 So, if you're trying to defeat them, I want in. 233 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,856 Watch the bumps, yeah? 234 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,240 - Oi. - Someone might hear you! 235 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,040 Red alert! The Waverider is landing. Red alert! 236 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,199 Oh, man, the Custodians are here. Could things get any worse? 237 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,717 Wait! Stop right there! Are you me? 238 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,320 Yes. 239 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,750 From the future. 240 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,877 Do I ever find love? Or at least, my sunglasses? 241 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,993 - They might be in my other pants. - Yes, Gary. All that, and more. 242 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,336 It's the Custodians. Notify Mr. Heywood... 243 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,320 But right now, I need you to delay the Custodians. 244 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,357 Okay! Oh, but be careful. 245 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,576 There's been reports of a shapeshifter on the loose. 246 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,670 Yeah, I know that already. 247 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,037 Because I'm you from the future, dummy. 248 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Okay, okay. 249 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,316 Come on. We gotta find a place to hide. 250 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,637 Knock, knock. Anybody home? 251 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,056 Come on, hurry up. Let me out of this thing. 252 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,513 Where are we? 253 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,280 This is Ava's office. But she's gone. 254 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,876 Gone, gone? 255 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,757 I'm right here, you idiots. 256 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,990 Dad. 257 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,512 We tracked a shapeshifter here, 258 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,120 so, we're gonna need you to stand down 259 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,078 and let us do our job and bag it for you. 260 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:23,718 Your job, son, is to bring the creatures back to the Bureau alive. 261 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,600 Not leave their insides strewn through history. 262 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,640 It's called payback for what they did to Sara, and don't get in our way. 263 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,909 Sharpie, what happened to you? 264 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,153 I'm allowed to grieve in my own way. 265 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,760 Why the hell are you out of your cell? 266 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,469 Oh, plans change, love. 267 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,392 Are you sure you're okay, Director Sharpe? 268 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,636 I'm fine! 269 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,312 I'm just taking some time to get my head together after Sara was... 270 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,590 Unicorned. 271 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,160 I'm really sorry about that. 272 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,114 Things are not as they seem. 273 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,920 - Amaya? - No. 274 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,471 Well, it's a long story, but time is... Well, broken. 275 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,360 What are you talking about? 276 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,631 You see, you're living in a timeline that doesn't exist, 277 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,360 and we are from a timeline where your hair is still blond. 278 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,640 Okay, I don't have time for this timey-wimey crap... 279 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,080 No! No, this is the truth. 280 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,277 Now, listen. The Custodians of the Chronology 281 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,736 are actually the Legends of Tomorrow, 282 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,433 and they're the good guys. Mostly. 283 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,240 Yeah. And the kicker is, Sara is supposed to be alive. 284 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,235 Did you say Sara's alive? 285 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,596 - Yeah. - Yeah. 286 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,076 I knew it! I knew something was wrong. 287 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,352 I mean, I like the Indigo Girls, but they should not be a way of life. 288 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,393 Then let's help them set things right. 289 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,714 What do you guys need from me? 290 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,757 Well, well, well. Look who's helping our magical fugitive. 291 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,510 We were looking for you. 292 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,074 Got eyes on suspects. 293 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,637 Thought you might wanna have some fun. 294 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,600 I got 12 gauges of fun right here. 295 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,000 That's it. I'm placing you all under arrest. 296 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,514 Shut your mouth, Pops. 297 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,280 Go! 298 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,920 Take cover. 299 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,920 Get them out of here! 300 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,074 I'll cover you. Go save Sara. 301 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,977 Did they really all just kill each other? 302 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Don't think about it. 303 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,959 We'll go back in time and we'll fix things. We have to. 304 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,033 Target ahead. Arming the weapons now. 305 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,638 Is that what I think it is? 306 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,673 Twilight Sparkle come to life... 307 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,197 We didn't screw things up for the better this year. 308 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,397 We screwed things up for the more magical. 309 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,160 - Yes! - Nice shot! 310 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,514 Who the hell is in the Jumpship? 311 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,992 Who cares? Mission accomplished. 312 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,960 And you guys thought we needed Constantine. 313 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,278 Yeah, we saved Sara's life. That should fix everything. 314 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,400 The Custodians should be back to being the Legends, 315 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,274 and Zari should no longer be a cat. 316 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,776 All right, this might be a crossed-wire thing in my brain, 317 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,712 but that is still a cat sitting there, isn't it? 318 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,576 Killing the unicorn didn't solve the problem. 319 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,512 No, Zari. We're not going back to New Orleans. 320 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,155 We need to find out what's wrong with this timeline and fix it. 321 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,515 All right, we go back to the Bureau, figure out our next step. 322 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,936 Charlie? Come on, talk to me, love. What's happening? 323 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,030 Is everything normal? 324 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,076 No. 325 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,920 In fact, things are pretty far from normal. 326 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,070 No reason to panic. We still got this. 327 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,376 Right, we'll find out how the boys died in this timeline, 328 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,720 then we'll go back and save them. 329 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,234 And hopefully, when they return, 330 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,656 they won't be magical-creature murderers. 331 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,149 Right. Sounds so simple. 332 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,670 Hey, watch it. 333 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,073 Out of the way, suckers. 334 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,913 Make way for SOS. 335 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,634 What the hell is "SOS"? 336 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,159 Good morning, Sirens. 337 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,920 Good morning, Hank. 338 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,913 I hope you're ready to go to work today, 339 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,640 because we have one hell of a case on our hands. 340 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,160 If anyone knows what happened to the guys, it'll be them. 341 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,994 Hang tight on the ship. 342 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,436 Looks like I'm joining the SOS. 343 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,715 All right, ladies. Weapons check. 344 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,234 Way ahead of ya, babe. 345 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,433 My pistol's hot and ready. 346 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,116 Hey, girls. Save some fun for me. 347 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,790 Amaya, what are you doing here? 348 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,713 We thought you went back to 1942. 349 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,954 I did, but then I... 350 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,198 I heard about your monster problem, and, well, I couldn't stay away. 351 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,796 It's perfect timing. We are up to our peaches 352 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,998 with magical creatures, and about to kick some ass. 353 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,030 I'm in. 354 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,590 Johnny, be honest with me. 355 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,976 This thing between us, 356 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,276 it isn't real, it never was, it doesn't exist. 357 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,840 Get it together, John! 358 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,440 Come on! Get your head together! 359 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,872 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking. 360 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,376 You want me to put things back the way they were, 361 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,357 but that's not gonna bloody happen. 362 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,156 No. I'm not all right, to be honest. 363 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,355 So, what kind of fun costumes are we gonna need for this mission? 364 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,952 We don't do costumes anymore. 365 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,856 Yeah, we stopped, so we could streamline the missions. 366 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,056 Yeah, why get all dressed up if we're 367 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,040 just wasting these magical creatures straightaway? 368 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,555 Please tell me you don't keep a trophy room of their skulls. 369 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,551 What do we look like, barbarians? 370 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,314 No, we just toss them. 371 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,760 - You, what? - Yeah. 372 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,121 Ever since that Fairy Godmother killed Nate, Ray and Rory, 373 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,238 we just waste any magical creature that comes in our path. 374 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,320 No questions asked. 375 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,195 Well, they can't all be bad. 376 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,515 We haven't met a good one. 377 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,717 Hey, how's Zambesi? 378 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,270 - Hmm? Who? - Zambesi? 379 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,154 Where you're from? 380 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,079 It's great. Yeah, it's like, chill. 381 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,475 Super chill. 382 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,195 If I do what you ask, I'd be sending Desmond to hell. 383 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,429 Yeah, I know. Maybe I deserve this insanity. 384 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,320 Oh, you're all soft. 385 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,136 Oi, wake up, losers. 386 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160 I know how to fix it. 387 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,914 Right, we gotta take care of the Fairy Godmother in Salem. 388 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,037 Fire up the ship. I'm heading up there now. 389 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,998 Cor blimey! 390 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,359 No more tea and crumpets for this dodgy doppelganger! 391 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,031 Hard Drive here knew you weren't really Amaya all along. 392 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,436 I'm equipped to detect shapeshifter pheromones. 393 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,317 How fortunate our white whale swam right into our net. 394 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,113 What is it with you guys and white whales? 395 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,918 You really think you three can take me? 396 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,958 Oh, I can take you alone. 397 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,072 Damn it! Get back here! 398 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,235 Hi. How were the Sirens of Space-time? 399 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,800 Well, they're not the Custodians. 400 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,480 They may actually be worse. 401 00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:34,041 Now, let's go save the lads. 402 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:41,439 The three of you have been so rude, with your nasty attitude. 403 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:46,675 It will be ever so sublime to slowly choke you out with vines 404 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,439 Whatever you're gonna do, Charlie, you better make it fast. 405 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,190 I got this. 406 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,194 ...peach or cherry 407 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,479 Any good thing to make us all merry 408 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,720 Prudence? 409 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,279 Fairy Godmother, are you finished? 410 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,073 - That was fast. - Yes. 411 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,799 And I was thinking, 412 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,992 if I'm to be your Fairy Godmother, 413 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,239 you must start behaving like a proper young lady. 414 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,600 How do you mean? 415 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,355 Nothing dreadful or out of the ordinary. 416 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,751 Just chores, daily baths, 417 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,316 church service each morning, 418 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,798 and you must start eating broccoli. 419 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,234 But I don't want all that. 420 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,559 Well, until our bond is severed, 421 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,435 I'm afraid that's the way it must be. 422 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,038 Now, eat the broccoli. 423 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,076 Fairy Godmother, I relinquish you! 424 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,560 That's cool. 425 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,355 I'll only become satiated 426 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,353 When you're all asphyxiated 427 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,555 My bond with Prudence has been severed! 428 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,997 Oh, fiddlesticks. 429 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,871 You know, I hate to jinx this, but I really think 430 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,155 we nailed it this time. 431 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,800 I just hope you guys are right. 432 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,956 What's wrong? 433 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,510 What are you looking at? 434 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,240 Is there something on my nose? 435 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,960 Bollocks! 436 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Anything yet? 437 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,039 Don't rush me, love. Who knows what surprises wait for us in here? 438 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,436 Looks like there's reptilians in the Renaissance. 439 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,816 Sounds like a team meeting. I'll just pop in and say hello, shall I? 440 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,760 So, put on your period-appropriate boots, 441 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,036 'cause we are going lizard stomping. 442 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:48,160 Hey, everybody, look. It's our good friend, John Constantine! 443 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,310 Yay! 444 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,560 What the... 445 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,916 Flying through history 446 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,437 Solving some mysteries 447 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,632 We give bad guys the boot 448 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,112 In superhero suits 449 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,837 We'll win a victory 450 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,958 By stopping witchery 451 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,512 So, they've got magic 452 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,475 Well, we've got heart and fabric 453 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,233 Puppets of Tomorrow! 454 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,355 Puppets of Tomorrow! Today! 455 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,070 Welcome to DC's Puppets of Tomorrow. 456 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,677 ...Fraggle Rock is going on here? 457 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,720 Well, today we learned about the importance of cooperating. 458 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,912 And about the number three. 459 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,959 And about a famous man from history named Napoleon. 460 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,714 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 461 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,075 I think I need a drink. 462 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,634 Ooh, we can help! 463 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,080 When you're thirsty for a drink 464 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,039 And you just can't reach the sink 465 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,999 You gotta ask for help! 466 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,112 Oh, stop! All right, please, please. 467 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,274 No more singing. 468 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,631 Just tell me. Why are you puppets? 469 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,873 Because Rory called us "a bunch of Time Bureau puppets." 470 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,159 Yeah, and then he ran off with his new partner in crime. 471 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,594 So? Did you figure out how I turned into a damn puppet? 472 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,216 It's worse than I thought. 473 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,800 After we managed to separate the Fairy Godmother from Prudence, 474 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,712 she somehow glommed onto Rory. 475 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,314 You can probably figure out the rest. 476 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,216 We're just gonna have to keep fixing 477 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,616 what's broken until we get it right. 478 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,640 Yeah. 479 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,520 Damn it! 480 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800 Nope. 481 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,836 Hmm... 482 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,120 Mmm-mmm. 483 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,594 No plaques! 484 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,749 No plaques! No plaques! We did it. 485 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,556 I'm chuffed to bits! Everyone's alive, 486 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,276 Zari's human again, and I still have my powers. 487 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,711 That's smashing news, love. 488 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,077 Yeah. I mean, sure, it took us a few cracks, but fixed the timeline. 489 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,511 - See that, Zari? - John, are you okay? 490 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,315 Yeah. Yeah, never better. 491 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,754 John? John! 492 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,909 What happened? 493 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,056 Passed out, mate. 494 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,719 He didn't just pass out. 495 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,679 His brain can't handle this wad of bandages you call a timeline. 496 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,234 I can take the pain, love. 497 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,720 What if you can't? 498 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,110 What if you die, John? 499 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,830 What happens to all the people who need you alive and Constantine-ing? 500 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,896 You can leave that to the real heroes, all right? 501 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,673 Because I'm done giving a damn. 502 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920 Oh... 503 00:28:02,921 --> 00:28:03,921 I see. 504 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,195 This isn't about saving Desmond anymore. 505 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,357 It's an excuse for you to give up on yourself. 506 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just leave him alone, will ya? 507 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,399 You think because there's no plaques, the world is fixed? 508 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,831 I promise you, it's just as messed up out there 509 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,920 as it is in John's brain. 510 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,994 I know you don't want to send Desmond to hell, 511 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,000 but that doesn't have to be the end of the story. 512 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,716 You of all people can find a way to keep fighting for him. 513 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,240 Go to New Orleans and set things right. 514 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,120 Don't listen to her! Come on, John. It's you and me. 515 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,314 We can make this timeline work. 516 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400 No, Charlie. 517 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,760 We've tried over and over and over to get what we wanted, 518 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,840 and it hasn't worked. 519 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,555 But Zari's right. 520 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,960 There's still hope for Desmond. 521 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,632 Maybe there's still hope for your powers, too. 522 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,276 "Hope"? 523 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,393 My powers aren't some magic trick, they're who I am. 524 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,314 I'm not gonna just sit around and hope that they come back. 525 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,400 I'll fight for them. 526 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,429 This ain't over. 527 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,872 Not by a long shot. 528 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,750 Ava? I wasn't expecting to see you here. 529 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,513 Yeah, the Bureau got an emergency alert 530 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,717 about a magical presence in New Orleans, 2018. 531 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,640 I thought maybe we could check it out together. 532 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,996 Let's get to work. 533 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,520 Cool. 534 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,236 I didn't live this specific moment, but I remember it. 535 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,717 It's all part of my jumbled bloody memory. 536 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,874 By the way, only about 10% of what you're saying makes any sense. 537 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,599 But by all means, continue. 538 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,195 Right, so, the earliest me just left for the market. 539 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,875 The other one is upstairs breaking up with Des right now. 540 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,151 And when Des leaves upset, 541 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,915 I'll stop him, put things back to normal. 542 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,195 All right, good luck. 543 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,680 Blimey, that's a lot of ammo. 544 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,760 "Blimey"? 545 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,432 Oh, I meant, wow! 546 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,870 All right, boys, orders are shoot to kill. 547 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,759 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we discuss 548 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,296 what kind of creature we're dealing with here? 549 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,720 We can't just go in guns a-blazing. 550 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,759 What if whatever's causing this is just a little misguided? 551 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,078 - It's a magical fugitive. - We kill those. 552 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,278 You two head out. Stay on the comms. 553 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,830 Hmm. 554 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,312 I killed the man I loved, and for what, 555 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,920 to buy New Orleans a little more time. 556 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,320 Neron needs souls... 557 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,629 Okay, right, 558 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,272 I think that something should be landing right here any second now. 559 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,520 I work alone. 560 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960 Got it. 561 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,953 All right, Gideon, what are we looking at? 562 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,096 I've located multiple targets on the ground, 563 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,237 each one with a substantial magical signature. 564 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,710 Do we have a visual yet? 565 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,040 Coming up now. 566 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,592 Wait. That's John Constantine, and there's more than one of him. 567 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,156 Looks like our shapeshifter has a shapeshifter friend. 568 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,576 Wait a second. How do you know that 569 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,160 that's not really Constantine out there? 570 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,391 Because it's John Constantine. He doesn't time-travel. 571 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,296 Believe me, I tried to recruit him. 572 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,896 Okay, so, why don't we capture all three of them 573 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,960 so we can find out if any of them are the real John? 574 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,760 What is wrong with you? 575 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120 Are you feeling okay? 576 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,954 I'm fine. I'm just a firm believer in taking precautions. 577 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,591 "Precautions." Good one. 578 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,917 Ray, Rory, what's your status? 579 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,915 All right, we're in position. 580 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,959 We got sights on the shapeshifter. 581 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,350 When do we get to shoot? 582 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,075 All right, on my mark, open fire. 583 00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,640 Sara, don't! 584 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,920 Damn it, Ava. Why not? 585 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,435 Because I'm the shapeshifter. 586 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,471 Guys, stand down. We have a code blue on the ship. 587 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,394 What the hell is a "code blue"? 588 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,312 Just don't shoot yet. 589 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,696 If there's something going on in your life, just be honest with me. 590 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,520 Yeah, do you know what, this thing between us, 591 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,069 it isn't real, it never was, it doesn't exist. 592 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,676 You should go. 593 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,919 Yeah, you're right. I should. 594 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,271 But this was real, Johnny. 595 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,559 Hey, you dropped this. 596 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,995 My phone. 597 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,677 How did you get down here? You were just upstairs. 598 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,136 Yeah, never mind about that right now. 599 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,516 I have something really important to tell you. 600 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,936 You know what, I think you've said quite enough today already. 601 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,960 No, Des, please. 602 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,595 Give me a minute, all right? 603 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,517 So, you're the shapeshifter. 604 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,074 Why do you look like Amaya? 605 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,949 It is complicated, 606 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,360 but this is how you know me. 607 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,877 What's happened to the Legends to make you like this? 608 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,636 What do you mean? 609 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,400 You guys are so intent on killing magical creatures. 610 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,200 Can't you see that this is wrong? 611 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,710 Not really. 612 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,520 Look, now, I know this sounds crazy, 613 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,480 but the "me" you were just speaking to upstairs, he's my past. 614 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,800 So, you break up with me out of the blue, 615 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,354 act like a total ass. 616 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,557 And suddenly, that's in the past. 617 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,472 - Just like that? - No, listen, literally, 618 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,072 that is me from ages ago, 619 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,856 but the person who is standing in front of you right now 620 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,475 is a little bit older and he's a little bit wiser. 621 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,109 Sure. Still playing games, clearly. 622 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,039 Look, 623 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,316 I thought this was real. 624 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,235 It is real, Des. And that's why I moved heaven and earth, 625 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,119 so that I could save you from a lifetime, an eternity 626 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,237 of anguish, anguish that I caused. 627 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,038 Look... I guess what I'm trying to say is 628 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,392 I'm sorry you ever even met me. 629 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,600 Don't be sorry. 630 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,275 Only a fool would fall in love with John Constantine 631 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,959 and not expect it to be rocky. 632 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,677 I knew the risks. 633 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,316 And I took them anyway. 634 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,520 For you. 635 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,516 I'm still pissed at you. 636 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,911 Why can't we just go back to the way things were? 637 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,793 That's exactly what I was thinking. 638 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,750 What is that? 639 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,639 Know one thing, Desmond... 640 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,436 I'm not quitting on you. 641 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,919 Sara, crazy-looking Constantine just memory-flashed a civilian. 642 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,040 Can we shoot him yet? 643 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,320 Wait for my signal. 644 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,953 I'm dealing with a situation. 645 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,120 Constantine might be... 646 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,390 Sara? Sara? 647 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,320 Hold on a second, Ray. 648 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,195 Where did you get that? 649 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,480 Look, I don't know who you are, 650 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,518 or why you are on my ship, 651 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,993 but you're never leaving. 652 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,600 Oh, hello, handsome. 653 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,235 What are you doing, standing in the middle of the street? 654 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,640 I wa... Um... 655 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,230 - You went to the market... - I did. 656 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,056 Next thing I knew, I was standing in the street. 657 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,080 I don't know. 658 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,560 Wait, Sara, please. 659 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,550 Just tell me why you're so intent on killing magical creatures. 660 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,353 Because that's how we stay alive. 661 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,560 Stop doing that! 662 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,032 - Don't you remember London? - No. 663 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,715 When you and I first met, 664 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,076 and I helped you see the truth about magical creatures? 665 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,390 And how did you do that? 666 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,200 By being me. 667 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,231 By showing you that I'm not here to hurt humans. 668 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,232 That not all "monsters" need to be put down. 669 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,830 That's cute, but it never happened. 670 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,430 What? 671 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,034 How can you not remember? 672 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,116 Bollocks. 673 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,480 Because of Constantine, you and I never met 674 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,999 and you never changed. 675 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,193 I'm the missing ingredient in every one of these botched timelines. 676 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,151 I'm sorry, but all I see is a threat that needs to be taken out. 677 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,238 Ray, fire when ready. 678 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,120 - You got eggs? - I've got the eggs. 679 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,720 I got the bread. Got everything we need. 680 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,351 - Soufflé? - Soufflé, but first things first. 681 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,155 You need to be a part of a team. 682 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,256 Your shapeshifting days are over, sweetheart. 683 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280 No! 684 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,856 I know who's coming for you! 685 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,873 Choosing a life of magic, it never leads to a happy ending. 686 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,600 That's the thing about time travel. 687 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,120 There's always a way. 688 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,840 I'm sorry, Des. 689 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,232 John, you okay? 690 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,920 Yeah, well... 691 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,798 My mind is no longer split in two, but... 692 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,880 I can't say the same about my heart, though. 693 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,360 You? 694 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,513 Well, lost my powers. 695 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,159 Back to being mortal. 696 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,640 Sorry, guys. It had to be done. 697 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,951 Well, let's go and find the Legends, shall we? 698 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,034 - Yeah, see if all this was worth it. - Yeah. 699 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,191 Well, everything seems pretty normal so far. 700 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,920 This isn't over, you ding-a-lings! 701 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,795 You better watch your knees, Sara Lance. 702 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,752 Oh, no. Is everyone a puppet again? 703 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,960 What? 704 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,456 - What are you talking about? - I'll kill you all! 705 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,040 I've got an anti-magic isolation chamber 706 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,873 with your name on it, Mike the Spike. 707 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,719 The usual insanity that passes for normal around here. 708 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,509 What is this? Why are you being so weird? 709 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,715 Well, I do have a little bit of a tale to tell, to be honest. 710 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,840 Do you fancy a drink? 711 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,118 Hmm, one of those stories. Let's go. 712 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,829 Hey, Zari. I want to say that I'm sorry. 713 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,630 For what? For stuffing me into a bag or almost destroying all of history? 714 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,790 Well, yeah, that, too. 715 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,999 But what I'm really sorry about is that we got off on the wrong foot. 716 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,589 You're a shapeshifter. Your whole deal is tricking people. 717 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,717 Yeah, but now, I'm being honest with you. 718 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,275 You know, I could have been anyone when I got my powers back. 719 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,280 Do you know why I kept coming back to this form? 720 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,079 Because Amaya is very hot? 721 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,600 It's because this is the form I was when I joined the Legends. 722 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,911 Now, I've been a part of many crews. 723 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,271 And you guys... Well, 724 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,915 you're not rubbish. 725 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,397 Listen, destroying history for personal gain, 726 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,233 it's happened to almost everyone here. 727 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,795 Rite of passage. 728 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,240 So, you think I'm hot, then? 729 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,358 I made snickerdoodles with your recipe. 730 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,670 Not bad. 731 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,436 Hmm. 732 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,076 I'm reading your novel. I'm on the last chapter. 733 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,999 Your female characters are shallow, 734 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,471 libidinous, and so much fun to read. 735 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,199 Thanks. 736 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,114 Yeah. Good job... "Rebecca Silver"? 737 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,391 - Nom-de-plum. - Got it. 738 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,039 So, let me get this straight. 739 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,920 They're making love on the surface of the sun? 740 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,200 It's a metaphor. 741 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,756 Got it. 742 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,240 And the worst part... 743 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,680 It didn't even make a bloody difference. 744 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 I was a fool, 745 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,549 thinking I could outrun this fight flying around with you lot. 746 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,079 Yeah, we tend to fly directly into fights. 747 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,597 But we do it together. 748 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,189 And we have your back. 749 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,600 As long as you know what you're getting yourself into. 750 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,157 Because a demon like Neron doesn't just want to win. 751 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,439 He wants to win in the cruelest possible way. 752 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,760 Yeah? 753 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,315 The Kaupe escaped? 754 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,880 Here's what I want you to do. 755 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,714 Track him down and recapture him, or else. 756 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,320 Um... 757 00:41:46,321 --> 00:41:47,755 There has been a setback. 758 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,718 But we'll make it right. 759 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,234 Oh, you'd better.