1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:04,100 One, two, three! 2 00:00:05,283 --> 00:00:07,173 Okay, you got that one. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,280 Let's try it now, baby. Come on, man. 4 00:00:09,316 --> 00:00:12,326 One, two, three! 5 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:15,500 Okay. 6 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:19,326 Let's go now, baby. Come on. Come on. 7 00:00:19,366 --> 00:00:21,096 - Come on. - Ready, Marlon? 8 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,163 One, two.. 9 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,300 Give me a head start. Give me a head start. 10 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:26,253 One, two, three! 11 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:29,283 Yeah, you're cheatin' or somethin'. 12 00:00:29,316 --> 00:00:32,166 I got you now. I got you now, baby. 13 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,330 One, two, uh. 14 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,330 [Marlon grunting] 15 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:43,273 Wassup.. 16 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,380 ♪ Mm I'm gonna get you ♪♪ 17 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,500 Alright. Let's go, baby. Me and you. 18 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:52,320 Have you finished, Little Buddha? 19 00:00:52,350 --> 00:00:54,380 Me and you. Come on. 20 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,500 Show me what you've got. 21 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:59,350 Bring it on...punk. 22 00:00:59,383 --> 00:01:02,153 One, two, three! 23 00:01:08,216 --> 00:01:10,296 'You scared? You scared?' 24 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:12,333 Come on. Bring it on, baby. 25 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:14,146 - Come on. - You want some more? 26 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:16,303 Old stumpy gonna show you who's strong. 27 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,123 - Come on. Ready? - You ready? 28 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,120 If I lose this hand, I always got my feet. 29 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:22,130 [theme song] 30 00:01:23,266 --> 00:01:25,826 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 31 00:01:25,116 --> 00:01:26,266 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' ♪ 32 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,300 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 33 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:32,663 ♪ Give me a high-five ♪♪ 34 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,180 (male 1) 'Alright. Cut and print. Beautiful, guys!' 35 00:01:34,216 --> 00:01:36,826 'Dynamite. That is--' 36 00:01:36,116 --> 00:01:38,376 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 37 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,170 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 38 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,320 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 39 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:46,330 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 40 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:48,220 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 41 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:50,220 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 42 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:53,120 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 43 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:55,130 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 44 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,376 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 45 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,200 [Pops humming] 46 00:02:09,116 --> 00:02:10,216 Pops, you are too funny, man! 47 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,160 How can you call that a special 48 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,150 when I could get grilled cheese 49 00:02:13,183 --> 00:02:14,353 and fries separately 50 00:02:14,383 --> 00:02:16,333 and only pay $2.99? 51 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:17,180 That's what's special about it. 52 00:02:17,216 --> 00:02:19,196 [laughing] 53 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,250 Shawn, guess what. 54 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:22,303 Daddy got four tickets 55 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,353 for the Met next week. 56 00:02:23,383 --> 00:02:25,223 Oh, guess what, daddy got ripped off 57 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,300 'cause they're on strike. 58 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,133 No, not the Mets. 59 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:31,096 The Met. The opera house. 60 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:32,353 Oh! 61 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:34,503 Oh, oh, I'm sorry, baby 62 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:36,180 I-I ain't gonna be able to make it that night. 63 00:02:36,216 --> 00:02:39,096 Shawn, I haven't even told you what night it is. 64 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:41,383 - Oh. Well, what night is it? - It's Friday. 65 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,320 Yeah, Friday-Friday I'm gonna be real busy. 66 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:47,130 You just don't wanna meet my father, do you? 67 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,276 Well, come on, baby, I mean 68 00:02:48,316 --> 00:02:51,116 your father's a doctor and I drive a truck. 69 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,300 Lisa, let me explain somethin' 70 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,303 about the fragile male ego. 71 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,103 See, Shawn is not as successful 72 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:58,163 as Dr. Saunders and myself. 73 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,170 He's a little man, in a little doo-doo brown suit 74 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,660 drivin' around New York in a little truck 75 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,660 like a rat in a maze. 76 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,170 But I think he's so cute in his little doo-doo brown suit. 77 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:10,200 I think you're being ridiculous. 78 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,223 That's how I feel. 79 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:15,250 Alright, well, then I'll tell my father 80 00:03:15,283 --> 00:03:17,233 you're workin' late, again. 81 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,196 Thank you. 82 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:22,273 - Bye. - Bye. 83 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,350 Hey, Pops, quit puttin' me down in front of Lisa, man. 84 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:27,223 I got my pride, you know. 85 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 86 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,370 That's why you come here to get your free breakfast, Mr. Pride. 87 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,330 I said I had my pride, I didn't say I was stupid. 88 00:03:34,366 --> 00:03:37,246 Benny, give him a four-egg cheese omelet 89 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:40,223 home fries, jelly doughnut and a root beer. 90 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,270 [speaking in Chinese] 91 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,170 Just because your daddy ate fish heads all his life 92 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,250 don't make you Jenny Craig! 93 00:03:48,283 --> 00:03:51,163 Marlon! Get out here! 94 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,120 I'm not payin' you all that money to sit 95 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:54,200 in the back alone, starin' at the walls! 96 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,383 Hey, pop, I wasn't alone 97 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,230 and, I, I wasn't starin' at the wall either. 98 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:00,496 - I'll call you later, okay? - Oh. 99 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:01,370 - Bye. - Give me a shake there. 100 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,330 Ha-ba, ha! Work it, girl. 101 00:04:04,366 --> 00:04:06,266 Well, now that your hands are free 102 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,660 take those fries to that customer over there 103 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:10,500 and put the rest of these signs up.. 104 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:11,180 ...before I take you in the back 105 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,126 and I won't be kissing you. 106 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:14,246 You. 107 00:04:15,266 --> 00:04:16,366 Alright. 108 00:04:21,316 --> 00:04:24,376 - Hey, what are you doin'? - Quality control, brother. 109 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,270 Quality control. 110 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,330 Hey, wait, Marl. Wait, hold up. 111 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,130 Don't sit there. Don't sit there, there's.. 112 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:33,146 [popping] 113 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,126 [screaming] 114 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,180 What the hell are you howlin' at, man? 115 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,116 I sat on your staple gun. 116 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:47,230 Oh, God! 117 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:48,996 Oh, my, God! 118 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,500 Why don't y'all help me? Oh, shit! 119 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:52,350 Are you alright? D-does it hurt? 120 00:04:52,383 --> 00:04:55,103 Does it hurt? I don't know. That hurt? 121 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:57,153 [screaming] 122 00:04:57,183 --> 00:05:00,123 Somebody help me too, please! 123 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:01,300 Pop, quick. 124 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:03,283 How bad is it? 125 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:05,276 Oh, it's real bad. 126 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:07,266 The only thing I can see is the handle. 127 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,150 - Oh, man. - I think we should pull it off. 128 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:12,003 Yeah. Okay. Now, Marlon, you brace yourself. 129 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,250 I'mma count to three now, you hold your breath. 130 00:05:13,283 --> 00:05:15,503 - One, two-- - Hold on, wait, pop. 131 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:16,280 Hold on. 132 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,246 Don't let Esther look. Esther, turn your head. 133 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:20,223 Turn your head. 134 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,150 Okay. One, two, three! 135 00:05:23,183 --> 00:05:24,353 [screaming] 136 00:05:24,383 --> 00:05:27,333 Oh, damn! 137 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,330 - Is it bad, pop? - Yes, it's bad. 138 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:30,346 You broke the handle! 139 00:05:35,116 --> 00:05:37,146 Will you hurry up, Marlon? 140 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,330 Um, excuse me. 141 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:45,500 [screaming] 142 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,000 - You wanna.. - Wait. 143 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,230 Excuse me. My little brother was in an accident. 144 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,326 Fill this out and sign at the bottom. 145 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,370 But you don't understand, he's in a lot of pain. 146 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,330 Fill out the form and sign at the bottom. 147 00:05:55,366 --> 00:05:57,096 But I'm in a hurry and I gotta go. 148 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:58,283 So am I! 149 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,326 I got two bottles of vodka at home with my name on it. 150 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,270 But you don't see me runnin' outta here now, do you? 151 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:06,180 Maybe you should start runnin', you'd lose a couple pounds. 152 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,170 She was nice. 153 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,370 Damn, Shawn. 154 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,130 I ain't seen this many sick people 155 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:15,326 since Kathie Lee sang the national anthem. 156 00:06:15,366 --> 00:06:17,316 Just fill out the form, man, we're gonna be here all day. 157 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 158 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:21,370 Say, that looks...bad. 159 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,150 - Yeah. - You got insurance? 160 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:25,223 Uh-uh. 161 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,830 Well, that's too bad 'cause I don't either 162 00:06:28,116 --> 00:06:29,366 and I've been here for three days. 163 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,500 - Three days? - Yes. 164 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:34,150 And you'd think I'd get better treatment too 165 00:06:34,183 --> 00:06:36,323 being an ex-president and all. 166 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:38,660 - What? - Yes. 167 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,120 I am Abraham Lincoln. 168 00:06:41,283 --> 00:06:43,373 This guy is crazy. 169 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 You there, man, what do you think, we're stupid? 170 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,330 Abraham Lincoln has a beard. 171 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,323 Stupid. 172 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,330 Well, look, Marl, I don't have time to hang out 173 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:54,180 with you and Abe, I gotta go. 174 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:56,116 Come on, man, you can't leave me here for three days. 175 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,220 Shawn, I'm in pain! 176 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,500 It ain't my fault you don't have insurance. 177 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:02,180 Hey, why don't you lend me your insurance card? 178 00:07:02,216 --> 00:07:04,496 No! It's illegal! 179 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,660 Come on, Shawn, you heard the president. 180 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,200 They are never gonna take care of me without insurance. 181 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,130 Alright. Here. 182 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:15,663 - Thank you, brother. - You're welcome. 183 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,660 Now just remember you're Shawn Williams. 184 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,130 - I'm Shawn Williams. - Good. 185 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:19,246 - What's your name? - Marlon. 186 00:07:19,283 --> 00:07:21,223 No! You're Shawn Williams, okay? 187 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,200 Oh. Shawn Williams. 188 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:24,233 - Alright. - Alright. 189 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:26,276 - Peace. - Alright. Later, Shawn. 190 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,350 Here you go, sour but beautiful. 191 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,133 Watch it, funny boy. 192 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:34,326 I'm the one who decides who goes next. 193 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:38,656 You keep this up and you'll go after Abraham Lincoln. 194 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,220 Now, do you have insurance or not? 195 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,350 Yes, I do. 196 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,123 Boo-ya! 197 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,370 And might I add, I'm, uh.. 198 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,250 ...strangely attracted to you? 199 00:07:47,283 --> 00:07:48,353 [sniffing] 200 00:07:48,383 --> 00:07:50,183 Your name? 201 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:51,996 Uh, Shawn Williams. 202 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:54,160 Shawn...Williams. 203 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,280 Ooh, I like the way you say that. 204 00:07:55,316 --> 00:07:58,216 I bet you I can make you say it a little bit differently. 205 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:01,330 Uh, Shawn.. 206 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,353 Speak Spanish. Shawnito. 207 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,320 Are you, uh, flirtin' with me, Mr. Williams? 208 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:12,830 - I don't know, is it workin'? - Hm, yes. 209 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,276 Well, then I'm flirtin'. 210 00:08:13,316 --> 00:08:15,116 [laughing] 211 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,170 Look here, nice round brown.. 212 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,173 ...here's my number. 213 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,100 I work over at APS. 214 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,383 Don't forget the name. Shawn Williams. 215 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,370 Oh, yeah, I work the night shift. 216 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,250 I got a whole lotta room in the back of my delivery truck 217 00:08:28,283 --> 00:08:29,353 so, uh.. 218 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:32,163 ...you can bring the whole package. 219 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,500 Oh, honey, now you're talkin'. 220 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:36,320 Doctor, this one's next. 221 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,296 [screaming] 222 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,003 I could kill you. 223 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:46,000 God! Jeez, jeez, jeez! 224 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,330 How much longer is this gonna be? 225 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:50,276 We should be done in another hour or two. 226 00:08:50,316 --> 00:08:51,996 An hour or two? 227 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:53,150 Just kidding. All finished. 228 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:54,373 Just a little proctology humor. 229 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,270 Ha ha ha. 230 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,300 You know, doc, you really crack me up. 231 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,323 [laughing] 232 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,370 I hate being the butt of your jokes. 233 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,200 Hey, doc, you can ass me anything. 234 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,320 Good one. I got to tell those to the guys. 235 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:17,000 Hey, well, you know, there's a.. 236 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:18,180 ...whole 237 00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:20,116 where that came from. 238 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:21,250 Am I finished yet, doc? 239 00:09:21,283 --> 00:09:24,503 Actually, no. This does not look good to me. 240 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,180 So Dr. Saunders is comin' down to take a look at you. 241 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:28,176 Saunders, Saunders. 242 00:09:28,216 --> 00:09:30,656 Damn, that name sounds familiar. 243 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,370 Hey, is he a colonel? 244 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,830 No, he's a doctor. 245 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,996 The richest doctor in this hospital too 246 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:38,370 and, boy, I would love to go out with his daughter. 247 00:09:39,366 --> 00:09:41,376 Daughter? Wait, wait, wait. 248 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,500 Dr. Saunders, his daughter's name 249 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:46,220 wouldn't happen to be Lisa, would it? 250 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:49,320 - Yeah, you know her? - Oh, God! 251 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:51,200 Thanks, Bill, I'll finish up in here. 252 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,663 Anytime, doctor. 253 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,500 Hello, Shawn, I'm Dr. Saunders. 254 00:09:58,660 --> 00:09:59,250 At last, we finally meet. 255 00:09:59,283 --> 00:10:01,273 [chuckling] 256 00:10:07,366 --> 00:10:08,376 So this is what it takes 257 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,270 to finally meet Shawn Williams, huh? 258 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,830 If I'd known, I'd have come by and shot you myself 259 00:10:12,116 --> 00:10:14,316 with a staple gun. 260 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:17,200 Oh, you know, doc, I-I just been so busy at work. 261 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:21,503 Really? Too busy to meet your girlfriend's father? 262 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:22,100 So what is it you do? 263 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:25,163 For all I know, you're a delivery boy. 264 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,200 A delivery boy? Ping-pong, package. 265 00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:32,296 I'm serious. Lisa hasn't told me very much about much about you. 266 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:35,233 And you never came by to meet me like a real man would. 267 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:38,146 - So what is it you do? - I, uh.. 268 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:41,163 I deal in all kinds of junk. 269 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,500 Junk bonds? 270 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:44,500 Okay. 271 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:45,500 Oh. 272 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:46,100 So you're a stockbroker. 273 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:49,253 Hey, broke is my middle name, Jack. 274 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:52,323 - Firm? - I don't know, you tell me. 275 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,300 No, what firm do you work for? 276 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:58,833 Oh. Uh, the-the big one. 277 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,826 - Merrill Lynch? - E-exactly. 278 00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:01,296 How'd you know? 279 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:04,163 Hey, you know, doc, I'm up for a promotion over there. 280 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,220 - A promotion? - Yeah. 281 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,230 Well, well, well, you certainly have come up in the world. 282 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:11,096 Hey, like George and Weezy. 283 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:14,183 I guess you're not really the deadbeat I thought you were. 284 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,326 Thank you, doc. 285 00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:18,326 And if I may extend the compliment to you 286 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:21,000 you have some very, very warm hands. 287 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,000 Well, thank you, Shawn. 288 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,200 Well, if you don't mind, doc, I gotta be goin'. 289 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,163 I got to get back over to the office. 290 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,170 I'm tryin' to get the name Lynch out of the letterhead. 291 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,120 You know, brothers and the word Lynch 292 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,130 don't get along too well. 293 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,246 Son, not so fast, you know 294 00:11:35,283 --> 00:11:37,663 I really don't like the way that looks. 295 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,200 You should see me on the beach in some speedos. 296 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:41,253 Seriously, son, I want you to stay here overnight 297 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,253 for observation. 298 00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:43,383 Doc, I'm cool, I mean-- 299 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:44,370 I'll call Lisa 300 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,180 and tell her that you're okay. 301 00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:47,366 I'm sure she's gonna be surprised 302 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,150 to find out we've met. 303 00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:51,123 I know. 304 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:53,370 Not as surprised as my brother's gonna be. 305 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,000 I'll be right back to prep you 306 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,120 and take you down to surgery, Mr. Heinz. 307 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,500 Surgery? 308 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:02,660 Aren't you Mr. Heinz 309 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,180 who's having the vasectomy? 310 00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:04,376 No, I'm Shawn Williams. 311 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,160 Then who's been movin' the damn charts around again? 312 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,120 Marlon? 313 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,370 Marlon? 314 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,350 No! Marlon.. 315 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,283 Why? 316 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:24,220 When you took him, you took me! 317 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:27,150 Shawn, quit the drama, I'm over here. 318 00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:29,323 Oh. My bad. 319 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,100 What's the matter, why'd you call? You okay? 320 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:36,333 Shawn, I did a bad thing. You know, your ID? 321 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,370 Oh, don't tell me they know who you really are. 322 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,270 No...the problem's with my doctor. 323 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,660 Did he touch you somewhere? 324 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:50,196 No, Shawn. Does the name Saunders ring a bell? 325 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,373 Saunders. 326 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,280 Is that that white dude with the seven spices 327 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:56,156 that fries chicken? 328 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,200 No, Dr. Saunders. 329 00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,383 - Lisa's father? - Yeah, Lisa's father? 330 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,660 - He thinks I'm you. - What? 331 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,120 Oh, man! I knew I should've never given you that card. 332 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,200 Lucky thing you did. 333 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,003 Thanks to me, Dr. Saunders thinks 334 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,270 you're a stockbroker at, uh, Merrill Lynch. 335 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,280 - Why does he think that? - 'Cause I told him that. 336 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,126 See, I figured we should impress him. 337 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,346 I know how sensitive you are about that delivery thing. 338 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:22,103 Oh, my God! What am I gonna do, man? 339 00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:26,180 Here. Quick, put this gown on. 340 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,266 That's not gonna solve anything. 341 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,380 No, stupid! Dr. Saunders is comin'. 342 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,370 - How are you feelin', Shawn? - Fine. 343 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 - 'I said Shawn.' - Oh, my bad. 344 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:40,000 He's been talkin' in his sleep all mornin'. 345 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,500 Well, I've been doin' my rounds.. 346 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:42,300 Oh, have you seen my princess yet? 347 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,253 Not yet, Dave. 348 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,833 You know, Shawn, I was thinkin', we should all go out 349 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,266 and celebrate your big promotion. 350 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,160 I'd love to, Davey old boy. 351 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,230 You like Tavern On The Green? 352 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,296 I like hot sauce on my greens. 353 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,500 Alright, it's a date. 354 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,130 - Okay. - I'll see you later. 355 00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,096 Alright. 356 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,303 - Hey, Dr. Saunders? - Yeah. 357 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,283 Anybody ever tell you you look like Shaft? 358 00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:06,196 Shut your mouth. 359 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,170 Marlon, I'm gonna kill you, man! 360 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,300 Why'd you tell him I'm a big success? 361 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,373 Because, Shawn, it sounded better than 362 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,350 I'm a broke-ass delivery boy. 363 00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:18,203 You're an idiot, man! Don't you see you ruined everything? 364 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,333 Now I'm never gonna get a chance to meet her father. 365 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,270 Yeah, well, you're the one that was too embarrassed 366 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,280 to tell him that-that you was a delivery boy 367 00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:26,176 in the first place. Chicken. 368 00:14:26,216 --> 00:14:28,326 Hey, I ain't no chicken. 369 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,130 Shawn, Lisa! 370 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,216 Oh, my, God! What are we gonna do? 371 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,230 Here. Quick. Switch beds. 372 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,096 - Oh, man, come on. - Come on. 373 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:38,123 - Hurry up! - I'm-I'm comin', I'm goin'. 374 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:40,120 I got you. 375 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,350 Baby, are you alright? 376 00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:45,183 Ah, yeah. I'm just a little tired, that's all. 377 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:47,176 Well, at least you got to finally meet my daddy. 378 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,826 I told you it wouldn't be so bad. 379 00:14:49,116 --> 00:14:51,316 He likes you. He really, really likes you. 380 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:55,500 Yeah, well, he hasn't gotten to know the real me yet. 381 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:56,250 What are you talkin' about? 382 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:59,663 He got to see your little pumpkin buns. 383 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,150 Pumpkin buns? 384 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:03,323 [laughing] 385 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,280 What's wrong with that guy? 386 00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:08,246 He got brain damage. 387 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,503 Yeah, his brother beat him over the head with a pipe 388 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:12,180 for messing up his life. 389 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,996 I cannot believe that you're in the hospital 390 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,380 because you sat on a staple gun. 391 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,200 That is so stupid, it sounds like 392 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,283 somethin' Marlon would do. 393 00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:23,283 Ah, there's my princess. 394 00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:26,196 - How are you, sweetheart? - Daddy! 395 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,003 You takin' good care of my Shawn? 396 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,150 Well, I've done my part. 397 00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:31,273 Now all he needs is a little tender lovin' care. 398 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,830 - Well, I'll do my best. - Good. 399 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:34,276 Good. Alright, I'll be right back. Listen. 400 00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:36,296 I'm gonna go check on his test results. 401 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,333 See you later, Shawn. 402 00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,376 - See you, doc. - See you, doc. 403 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,270 I know what would make you feel better. 404 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,250 How about a nice shoulder massage, would you like that? 405 00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:49,283 Mm-hmm. 406 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,366 Mm.. 407 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,150 Ooh, God, have you been losin' weight? 408 00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:54,353 Mm-hmm. 409 00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:57,373 You've been working so hard, I can feel your little ribs. 410 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,100 Mm-hmm. 411 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,333 You just needed a little love and attention, didn't you? 412 00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:04,126 Mm-hmm. 413 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,296 Oh, my God, that guy fell off the bed! 414 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,833 I'm gonna get a nurse. 415 00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,326 Nurse! Nurse! 416 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,333 Boy, switch beds. 417 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,200 If she gonna be rubbin' on anybody 418 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,163 it's gonna be me. 419 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,180 Look at you, I finally get some attention from somebody 420 00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:19,346 and you can't handle it. 421 00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:21,833 Stay outside, miss. 422 00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:24,156 - Mr. Heinz, are you alright? - Mr. Heinz? 423 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,380 Oh, lady, you got it all wrong. I ain't Mr. Heinz. 424 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,350 Oh, yes, you are. It says so right here on this chart. 425 00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:31,123 And it's time to take you down for your vasectomy. 426 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,280 Vasectomy? No, no, no, look, I changed my mind. 427 00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:34,346 I don't want the operation. 428 00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,353 Too late. We already booked the room. 429 00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:39,223 No! I don't wanna be stubby! 430 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,000 'I don't wanna be stubby!' 431 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,130 Help me! Help me, please! Help! 432 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,096 Did you hear that? That guy's gonna have a vasectomy. 433 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,663 Good, he don't look like the kind that should reproduce. 434 00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:53,216 Shawn, what happened to you? 435 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,330 Lisa's father called looking for her 436 00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:56,166 and I came right down. 437 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,830 He sat on a staple gun. 438 00:16:58,116 --> 00:16:59,176 You too? 439 00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:00,296 What do you mean him too? 440 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,123 Well, Marlon sat on one. 441 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,370 Everybody's sittin' on 'em. 442 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,170 See, it must be a fad, you know? 443 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,000 Just like that nipple piercing. See here. Look here. 444 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,316 Pop, what are you doin', man? 445 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,130 Tryin' to keep up with the time. 446 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,176 Oh, don't worry, baby, these are, these are clip-ons. 447 00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:24,176 They drive your mama crazy! 448 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:25,376 (Shawn) 'Pop! Stop!' 449 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,280 'Pop, come on, man.' 450 00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:29,196 Daddy, um.. 451 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:32,273 I want you to meet Shawn's father. 452 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,350 This is my big daddy. 453 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,253 - How do you do? - Good to meet you, sir. 454 00:17:36,283 --> 00:17:38,123 Your son is one fine man. 455 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,350 (Marlon) Help me! Help me, please! Help! 456 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,270 A-a-a.. 457 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,330 And your daughter's not too shabby neither. 458 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,250 Well, thank you. 459 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,330 Well, what do you say we take a look here, son? 460 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,176 - Oh, my God. - Whoa! 461 00:17:56,216 --> 00:17:59,496 That's the fastest recovery I've ever seen. 462 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,220 What's going on here? That's not Shawn's butt. 463 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,120 Yes, it is. 464 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,170 I mean it could be. 465 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,353 I mean it looks th-the way 466 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,383 I always pictured it would look, daddy. 467 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,150 Oh, no, no, no, that's Shawn's butt, alright. 468 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:14,333 See, Shawn got a cute little butt like his daddy. 469 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,160 I know what I saw, and that's not Shawn's butt. 470 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,660 No, no, no, Marlon's got the little bony behind. 471 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,270 His butt's so bony, it look like two eggs in a paper bag. 472 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,270 Help me! Help me, please! 473 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,150 Help me! They're tryin' to shave me! 474 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,333 - Shawn? - Dr. Saunders? 475 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,166 - Marlon? - Marlon? 476 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,000 - Shawn! - Marlon! 477 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,130 - Lisa? - Shawn? 478 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,996 - Lisa? - Shawn? 479 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,330 - Pops. - Marlon? 480 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:39,266 - Mr. Heinz! - No-o! 481 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,660 Help me! Help me, please! 482 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,380 'Help me! Help me, please!' 483 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,350 What is going on in this room? 484 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,230 Everybody's lost their mind in this room! 485 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:49,346 That's what's goin' on. 486 00:18:49,383 --> 00:18:51,153 Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 487 00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:53,133 I can explain everything. 488 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,376 Dr. Saunders, I'm Shawn Williams. 489 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,220 Marlon's my little brother. 490 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,380 I loaned him my insurance card 491 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,230 so he could get some medical attention. 492 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,496 Smart thinking! 493 00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:06,096 I mean shame on you. 494 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:09,996 So you're the stockbroker for Merrill Lynch? 495 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,250 What? I ain't no damn stockbroker. 496 00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:15,133 Well, what do you do? 497 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,226 I deliver packages for APS. 498 00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,196 No, no, no, really. 499 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,353 Really, I'm a delivery man. 500 00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:23,103 You know, "Ding-dong, package!" 501 00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:29,663 And that's probably why I was afraid to meet you. 502 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,660 But, hey, I ain't got nothin' to be ashamed of 503 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,230 'cause I got a good job. 504 00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:35,276 And I got dreams. Big dreams. 505 00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:37,996 And one day, with my dreams 506 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,330 and Lisa's love.. 507 00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:42,126 ...I'm gonna run this town. 508 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:46,496 I-I'm sorry. What did you say after "I'm an APS man?" 509 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,226 Hey, w-w-wait a minute, Dr. Saunders. 510 00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:53,096 Don't you be lookin' down your sedity big nose at my son. 511 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,123 He's a good man, honest man 512 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,230 and a hard-working man. 513 00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:58,376 - A delivery man! - And I love him. 514 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,320 And that should be enough for you. 515 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,660 That's right. 516 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,230 Lisa could do a lot worse. 517 00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,146 Help me! Help me, please! 518 00:20:05,183 --> 00:20:07,203 Help me! Help me, please! 519 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:09,273 And I mean a whole lot worse. 520 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,270 I guess you're right. 521 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,380 Dr. Saunders, help me! 522 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,100 They're tryin' to neuter me. 523 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,233 I don't want to be a eunuch. Please! 524 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,346 Don't worry, Mr. Heinz, this'll calm you down. 525 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:22,153 - You won't feel a thing. - Oh, man. Oh! 526 00:20:22,183 --> 00:20:25,123 Please, y'all tell them I'm not Mr. Heinz! 527 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,660 Help me. Help me, please! 528 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,230 Why don't y'all tell 'em I'm not Mr. Heinz? 529 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,176 [all whistling] 530 00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:35,346 Help me! Help me, please! 531 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:38,003 Help me! Ohh! 532 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,370 [all whistling] 533 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:44,163 Alright, alright, let's go get him. Come on. 534 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,300 Yeah. Let's go. 535 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,383 Well, Shawn, I'm glad you got to finally meet my father. 536 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,350 Yeah, things turned out pretty good after all. 537 00:20:56,383 --> 00:20:59,163 I mean your father finally knows what I do. 538 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,230 Pops got insurance for Marlon. 539 00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:01,376 Well, I'm glad you're happy. 540 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,250 That damn medical insurance is gonna send me 541 00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:04,273 to the poorhouse. 542 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,380 How come, pop? 543 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,200 Because not only do I have to cover you 544 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,373 I have to cover Benny. 545 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,380 In case you've never noticed 546 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,220 Benny has a few dependents. 547 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:14,000 [indistinct chatter] 548 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:16,280 I know. I know. You've been married three times. 549 00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:23,830 Shawn, there you are. They said I'd find you here. 550 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,326 Hey, I don't even know you, freak. 551 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,330 I'm not talkin' to you, raisin-head. 552 00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:30,656 I'm talkin' to the good-lookin' one. 553 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:33,160 Shawn! Get over here, hot stuff. 554 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,330 I got my brother's truck and the whole night off! 555 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,100 We're gonna rock 'n' roll. Come on, baby! 556 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,333 I don't like rock 'n' roll, only hip-hop. 557 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,296 No. 558 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,353 Bye-bye! 559 00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:48,163 - Bye-bye, macaroni. - Macaroni. 560 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,120 Macaroni, she's gonna mac your roni. 561 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,153 Clear. 562 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,146 [groaning] 563 00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:01,253 You okay, Pops? 564 00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:04,103 Yeah. Yeah. This is great! 565 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:06,323 - Good, good, now you do me. - Okay. Okay. 566 00:22:10,383 --> 00:22:12,503 Clear! 567 00:22:13,316 --> 00:22:15,296 Dr. Saunders? 568 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,373 Dr. Saunders? 569 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,103 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon. Say cheese!