1 00:00:06,933 --> 00:00:07,733 come on 2 00:00:08,666 --> 00:00:10,233 come on go now 3 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,266 hold it hold it 4 00:00:16,733 --> 00:00:23,066 that's it unbelievable stop 5 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:26,700 stop stop buddy you're an 6 00:00:29,066 --> 00:00:30,233 idiot 7 00:00:31,066 --> 00:00:32,433 Jeez that was close 8 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,300 whoa 9 00:00:38,566 --> 00:00:42,900 help me stop stop him 10 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,300 clear on that side 11 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:19,000 never gonna get used to that I know right 12 00:01:19,566 --> 00:01:22,300 investigating a traffic accident in Bumble Fart 13 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,766 Washington excellent use of my criminal genius 14 00:01:24,766 --> 00:01:25,400 Clipping's book 15 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,966 showed us an article about a truck crash in Bremen 16 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:28,966 well 17 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:30,266 we're in Bremen right 18 00:01:30,266 --> 00:01:31,666 plenty idea how you gonna talk to these people 19 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:32,133 cause I don't think 20 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:32,266 you can 21 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:34,566 just keep flashing your counter terrorism badge 22 00:01:34,566 --> 00:01:35,900 I don't think we can walk up and go hey 23 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,333 we're from the library oh 24 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,500 well on TV shows the supernatural detectives 25 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,600 they always tell people that 26 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,300 weird stuff was caused by swamp gas 27 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,166 that's UFOs not magic excuse me 28 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:49,633 Sheriff hire actually it's a Heyer like hey her 29 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,633 hi I'm Eve Baird 30 00:01:53,266 --> 00:01:55,533 welcome phone right right 31 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:56,400 nice to meet you 32 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,466 so what was it you said you were here for again 33 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:06,066 from the Metropolitan Library 34 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:11,466 and we're doing a traffic flow study 35 00:02:11,466 --> 00:02:12,333 we're doing a 36 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,700 conducting and collating accident reports 37 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:19,400 and statistical surveys on rural stuff 38 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,766 well was no traffic flow issue way I see it 39 00:02:23,966 --> 00:02:25,733 truck drivers driving too fast 40 00:02:25,733 --> 00:02:28,133 tried to pass a car sword avoid oncoming traffic 41 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:28,933 and then 42 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:34,966 fellow with darn lucky survived for scrapes and bruises 43 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:40,000 say quite explanation for quite place quite yeah 44 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,400 it means small boring you know 45 00:02:42,566 --> 00:02:43,733 I know what the word means 46 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:46,733 I'm just trying to decipher what you mean by you 47 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,766 with this library son oh look 48 00:02:48,766 --> 00:02:51,166 there's the truck mind if we take a peek right there 49 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:52,566 Mr Jones hey 50 00:02:52,566 --> 00:02:55,200 thank you by the way for we'll just 51 00:02:56,466 --> 00:03:00,533 glad to help do not antagonize local law enforcement 52 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:01,933 but it's so much fun 53 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:03,333 one of these days your luck's gonna run out 54 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,000 a man with a badge is gonna put an end to your fun 55 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,200 once and for all yet today is not that day 56 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:11,366 guys there's a pattern 57 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,933 it's waves waves waves 58 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:19,333 amber waves of grain grain cereal cereal 59 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,166 milky cereal oh yum tasty 60 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:23,566 I'm sorry 61 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,400 I don't see it 62 00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:43,433 that is 63 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,233 a fingerprint 64 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,566 a big one 65 00:03:49,466 --> 00:03:51,300 it might be a troll a troll 66 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:52,700 yes 67 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,466 I understand your skepticism 68 00:03:55,466 --> 00:03:55,966 Mr Jones 69 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:58,466 trolls are not indigenous to the Pacific Northwest 70 00:03:58,466 --> 00:04:01,066 but with a return of magic to the world 71 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,733 all sorts of odd things are waking up 72 00:04:02,733 --> 00:04:05,733 and if indeed it is a troll you're facing well 73 00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:09,466 it's not been nice knowing you for say 74 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,966 how do we fight a troll 75 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:15,266 you don't you flee or you die quickly 76 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:19,566 but if you can get me a picture or a sample to analyze 77 00:04:19,566 --> 00:04:22,566 I I could identify the species and find a weakness 78 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,266 correct me if I'm wrong but some 79 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:27,766 doing a troll to get a sample might be a little tricky 80 00:04:27,866 --> 00:04:30,233 I'll be happy to correct you colonel 81 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,900 you're wrong trolls are nothing but subdued in daylight 82 00:04:38,733 --> 00:04:41,733 cryptic and annoying a toofer okay 83 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:44,666 so we have to get a sample or a picture and not die 84 00:04:44,933 --> 00:04:46,500 you two see if the sheriff has any surveillance 85 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,800 from the bridge maybe we'll get lucky 86 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,566 I'll see if I can find anything on the ground 87 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:52,100 maybe I should go you and stone work together 88 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:52,733 got it yeah 89 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,500 no problem and I'll head back to the Annex 90 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,100 I think it's time for my after breakfast 91 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:58,833 you're coming with me let's go try to troll 92 00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:01,666 train 93 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:03,700 tree 94 00:05:04,466 --> 00:05:05,300 tree 95 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:07,466 tree 96 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,733 tree troll oh no 97 00:05:11,733 --> 00:05:13,100 just another tree Jones 98 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,466 you have to adjust that attitude 99 00:05:14,466 --> 00:05:15,866 Wanna call yourself a librarian 100 00:05:15,866 --> 00:05:17,466 you have to do the job job 101 00:05:17,466 --> 00:05:19,833 oh no I don't like the sound of that word 102 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,866 you see I became a librarian because it looked like fun 103 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,100 stealing artifacts dodging monsters 104 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:26,300 I like a challenge 105 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,100 more to life than traveling the world 106 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,666 and pushing your luck not for me 107 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:32,233 there isn't when it stops being fun 108 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,266 I get bored 109 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 when I'm bored 110 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:36,300 I'm gone 111 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,100 I think 112 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:42,033 your definition of bored and mind differ greatly 113 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,866 trolls are nothing but subdued in daylight 114 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,900 it's just a pile of rocks right 115 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:53,266 well then you should have no problem reaching in there 116 00:05:53,266 --> 00:05:54,466 grabbing a few pebbles 117 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,000 go on grab a few 118 00:06:12,866 --> 00:06:15,000 thank you what 119 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,233 um I didn't think you wanna work with me 120 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:19,800 I told you Cassandra 121 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,166 I can work with you I like you 122 00:06:22,766 --> 00:06:24,066 I just don't trust you 123 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:27,566 so what 124 00:06:27,566 --> 00:06:29,333 am I supposed to just keep running around trying 125 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:30,500 to regain your trust 126 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:31,966 no 127 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,100 no I'm cool with the way it is 128 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:39,800 surveillance photos from last night you called about 129 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,666 thank you thanks 130 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:43,766 these will really help with our traffic flow study 131 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:44,700 oh 132 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,300 small car medium car 133 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,400 big truck bridge 134 00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:50,600 small medium 135 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,100 big bridge why does that sound familiar huh 136 00:06:53,966 --> 00:06:55,033 good morning sir 137 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,266 hey what are you doing 138 00:07:00,866 --> 00:07:02,300 just that for a morning jog 139 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,000 wanted to see how 140 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,833 last size bridge accident was being managed 141 00:07:05,566 --> 00:07:08,366 sure I meant what are you doing in your birthday suit 142 00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:09,300 yes 143 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,666 my wife did get me this jogging suit for my birthday 144 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:12,866 how did you know 145 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,166 well everything seems to be in hand here 146 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:18,366 I'll leave you to a chair 147 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,766 that is more than I ever wanted to see 148 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:23,000 of any elected official take it 149 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,633 that's not normal nope 150 00:07:25,066 --> 00:07:26,400 can't say that it is 151 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:30,000 is there any other unnatural stuff that's going on 152 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,800 around here 153 00:07:31,766 --> 00:07:34,000 we have our usual small town problems 154 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:35,866 there's a farm down the way 155 00:07:35,866 --> 00:07:38,100 claims of hearing voices from the barn full of animals 156 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,533 girl from a local community college 157 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:41,000 went to a music festival last week 158 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,933 didn't come back and all Mrs 159 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:45,166 Stubborns was stuck in her pizza oven 160 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,833 we got her out okay 161 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:49,300 it's weirder stuff in the big cities right 162 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:51,533 you bet 163 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:53,933 wait wait 164 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:54,500 wait wait 165 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,300 yeah you betcha 166 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,633 and well thank you cheers 167 00:08:05,566 --> 00:08:07,733 definitely a troll actually no 168 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,366 oh it sure look like a troll 169 00:08:09,366 --> 00:08:11,800 no we're saying it's more than just a troll 170 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,400 that is a really big wolf 171 00:08:23,866 --> 00:08:25,400 everybody stay back 172 00:08:28,533 --> 00:08:29,466 we need help 173 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,300 where did you learn how to do that 174 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,200 well um 175 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:45,066 I don't know 176 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,266 wow this is no ordinary wolf 177 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,733 I mean it's at least twice the average size 178 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:57,266 and it was unusually hostile 179 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:01,466 and it's wearing a frilly nightcap 180 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,800 a wolf in a nightcap 181 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:08,600 Little Red Riding Hood the naked mare 182 00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:10,500 the Emperor's New Clothes 183 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:11,966 three cars 184 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:13,366 small medium 185 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:14,733 and the big one was attacked by a troll 186 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:15,566 that's three Billy goats 187 00:09:15,566 --> 00:09:18,366 gruff fairy tales are coming to life 188 00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:20,866 fairy tales are coming to life and attacking people 189 00:09:20,866 --> 00:09:24,766 someone has weaponized fairy tales 190 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:31,833 if someone is making 191 00:09:32,733 --> 00:09:33,700 well okay 192 00:09:34,566 --> 00:09:39,700 fairy tales come to life the question is what or who 193 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,800 yes now 194 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,200 these are all of the magical items 195 00:09:46,266 --> 00:09:48,200 curses and paradoxes 196 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,900 that could possibly cause fairy tales to come true 197 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:54,666 and attack so 57 198 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,566 we have to find 57 magical items 199 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:58,733 listen no 200 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:00,733 luckily for all of our sanities 201 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:04,300 we can employ a process of elimination 202 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,166 we can cross off any artifact 203 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,766 that is currently in the library 204 00:10:07,766 --> 00:10:10,266 since being untethered from this reality 205 00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:13,500 makes accessing them rather difficult 206 00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:16,166 they have been no fires or floods reported in the area 207 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,766 so we can cross off anything that requires 208 00:10:19,466 --> 00:10:21,900 displays of nature's power 209 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,200 the immortals prefer southern Europe 210 00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:26,333 this time of the year that is 211 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:29,333 Libra's Fabula has been lost for centuries 212 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,966 thankfully it is a really nasty one 213 00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:34,133 Black Mask is not worth mentioning at this point 214 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,900 and the Genie's lamp can go 215 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:39,500 why not the Genie's lamp it's never the Genie's lamp 216 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,866 okay so that leaves us with the Mother Goose Treaty 217 00:10:44,466 --> 00:10:46,933 1918 they never forgave 218 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:49,266 the way Beatrix Potter rewrote that bloody history 219 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,033 and ESOP's liar 220 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:52,966 loose nukes nerve gas 221 00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:56,366 I know how to find where do we even start here 222 00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:59,100 autopsy autopsy on who 223 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,333 well the giant dead wolf 224 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,133 of course bring it back here 225 00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,533 bring it back here you want us to move a giant 226 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:04,833 dead wolf through town 227 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:06,766 and put it through a magical door 228 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,800 no problem wait 229 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,433 where did that wolf end up 230 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,400 we're the only place in town with a freezer 231 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,066 big enough to hold the body 232 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:21,266 so sheriff hairs head once fish and wildlife comes 233 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,833 I can keep it keep the wolf 234 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,633 I'm gonna get it stuffed put it out front 235 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:30,500 rename the place the Big Wolf Tavern 236 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,700 people will come from miles around to see it 237 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:37,033 I even got the Guinness people coming that's sure 238 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,800 something next rounds on me 239 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:45,166 Chivalry's not dead so what do I do about stone 240 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,100 he'll come around I've seen a million guys like him 241 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:51,066 farm boys straight off the bus into basic worlds 242 00:11:51,066 --> 00:11:52,400 nothing but black and white 243 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:54,333 guys like him have a wide turning radius 244 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,466 but they do turn 245 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,366 what do I have something 246 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,566 here 247 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,766 I feel like everyone staring at me 248 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,600 I mean why would they stare at me 249 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,066 you're the one who's having the amazing hair day 250 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:14,300 I do anything to my my hair so shiny 251 00:12:15,566 --> 00:12:18,666 full run hey Walter 252 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:21,933 how those drinks coming here you are my lady 253 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:25,466 thanks so I was wondering 254 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,466 oh yes 255 00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:33,566 uh do you think that maybe the Guinness record 256 00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,666 people would like to take your picture 257 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:37,866 very handsome man 258 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,366 twice the size but half the white 259 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,466 moving a wolf carcass size of a phony 260 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:46,733 do a small town we're gonna get spotted hey 261 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,766 it was your plan I was being sarcastic 262 00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:51,666 subtext is very hot I don't have any subtext 263 00:12:58,700 --> 00:12:59,866 alright in the truck 264 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:03,633 no we're not stealing a truck no of course we aren't 265 00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:08,900 I am 266 00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:10,100 no no 267 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,400 you're not stealing a truck oh 268 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,600 unlocked lucky me 269 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,233 unlock doesn't mean turned on 270 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,833 and we can hardly call it stealing 271 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,866 who is that lucky 272 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,000 so what is the cat stuck no 273 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,200 it's not just stuck it's like part of the wolf's body 274 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,133 it's pretty cool you know what 275 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,266 this probably um 276 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,366 eliminates Esopp's liar 277 00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:38,700 while it does make animals look gracious 278 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,366 I have never known it to affect their wardrobe 279 00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,166 so it's the goose one yeah 280 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,800 the Mother Goose tree of 1918 281 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,633 only one way to be sure if it is 282 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,400 the inside of this wolf will be stuffed with feathers 283 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:52,166 scalpel but you know what 284 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:56,233 maybe the obsidian blade those would be both 285 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,933 do you even know what you're doing 286 00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:05,166 of course I do think I don't know it 287 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,300 feels right 288 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,100 oh 289 00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:11,066 something's in here 290 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,166 what happened 291 00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:18,800 where am I 292 00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:22,966 this is very bad it's not the treaty celebrous fabula 293 00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:23,733 the the storybook 294 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,766 it'll bring any story you want to life 295 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,966 but at a price you said that was lost 296 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:30,166 yes well somebody found it 297 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:35,200 the Huntsman cut open the Wolf 298 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:40,566 and Little Red Riding Hood emerged whole and safe 299 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,200 I love these stories 300 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,700 well we're all relieved you found her 301 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,566 but she's not making a lot of sense 302 00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:52,900 says something about you pulling her out of a wolf 303 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,400 she suffered exposure in the woods traumatized 304 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,766 thank you for letting us talk to her 305 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,600 wasn't up to me she would let go of your friend's hair 306 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,233 I don't know what happened 307 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,666 so you you don't remember anything 308 00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:16,333 I remember finishing my shift 309 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,066 and then going out to my car 310 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:21,166 and then you pulling me out of that thing actually no 311 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:21,600 no no 312 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,300 that was I was the one that 313 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,166 that pulled you out I know 314 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:28,466 but you played an important role 315 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,900 so you finished your shift 316 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,600 actually I skipped out a little early 317 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,266 I didn't wanna miss the opening act 318 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,366 can I get your number wow 319 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:46,900 just in case my life needs saving again 320 00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:53,266 I'm not really comfortable with that 321 00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:55,733 there's I'm not gonna aim to 322 00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:56,566 you know what here's the thing 323 00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:57,533 I'm I'm actually 324 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,066 if you don't mind 325 00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,900 I'm the one that pulled you out over here 326 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,166 I'm the one that pulled you out 327 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,433 double wolf 328 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,200 you know Walter 329 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:04,866 the bar 330 00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:07,600 said his wolf went missing after you two were there 331 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,033 your high school mascots the wolves right 332 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,500 your football rivals 333 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,300 I bet they'd love to steal your giant wolf 334 00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:16,100 sheriff between the accident on the bridge 335 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,666 the wolf on the street and the go 336 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,366 you probably a bit overworked 337 00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,333 we're glad we could help what he means 338 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,300 oh I know exactly what he means 339 00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,066 and he might just be right 340 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:27,500 if only he hadn't pinged my radar 341 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:28,866 I know trouble 342 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,466 young man and you 343 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,100 you smell like trouble 344 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:40,100 what did I tell you about 345 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,566 antagonizing local law enforcement 346 00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:42,900 don't you think I would listen 347 00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:46,466 I don't remember anything 348 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:48,733 let's talk to Jenkins find out how this book works 349 00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:49,533 let's go 350 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,666 I adore these 351 00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,433 it's like a miniature apartment building 352 00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:04,200 and when you hit the right numbers 353 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:09,166 the occupant of your choice leads to his death 354 00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,900 becomes your snack you don't get out much 355 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,666 do you huh 356 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,800 only when necessary 357 00:17:15,966 --> 00:17:17,800 and the Libra's fabulous calls for it 358 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,600 long as that book is being read 359 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,800 stories will come to life 360 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,966 any story at first 361 00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:23,700 only the stories already in the book come to life 362 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,166 but as the book gains power 363 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,366 those stories can be changed 364 00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:29,000 new stories added rewriting reality 365 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,400 hmm reality 366 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:31,666 still shared narrative 367 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,533 we agreed to believe you're very odd cowboy 368 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,433 so I've been told 369 00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:37,133 and as the stories come to life 370 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,066 they get more powerful and more powerful 371 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:40,866 more people to swept up in them 372 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:43,800 entire towns entire nations 373 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,433 how big are we talking 374 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,700 what do you think caused the Black Death 375 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,366 the Eucinius pestic bacteria 376 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,600 you're adorable 377 00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:55,700 can be controlled can you control your imagination 378 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:56,700 no no 379 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,700 no the books only limit to bring stories to life 380 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,866 is that life has to come from somewhere 381 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:06,000 so it needs a power source to feed the magic 382 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,100 very good and the people who feed the story 383 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,566 they grow weak they get sick 384 00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:15,566 they die so somewhere the records of this hospital 385 00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:18,800 there's a pattern of people becoming ill for no reason 386 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,333 good you two come to the records 387 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,300 see if you can find Magic 388 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,900 Patient Zero Stone 389 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,400 you and I are gonna hunt down that book 390 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,100 all right I think I saw a local library down the street 391 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,266 maybe we could get a lead on local collectors 392 00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,266 rare books 393 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:32,900 Ezekiel 394 00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:42,166 just stay out of jail 395 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,400 aha here is a case of a boy getting sick 396 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,600 after eating a piece of siding off of his house 397 00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:25,966 oh someone's 398 00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:28,866 an epidemic of food poisoning at a local apple farm 399 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,500 psychiatric file at a woman 400 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:30,900 paranoid 401 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:34,200 that her step children were trying to kill her 402 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,466 all of these have been happening 403 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,466 in the past three weeks 404 00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:39,266 those are people being affected by the story 405 00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:42,200 not being sucked dry the power of the book 406 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,066 and no one died well 407 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,166 maybe it's too new 408 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,833 maybe the Libra's Fabula isn't strong enough yet yes 409 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,000 it took several years for the plague to build up 410 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,100 still 411 00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,766 something odd we're lucky they're just getting trapped 412 00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:58,833 in fairy tales 413 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,400 you know singing 414 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,433 dancing Woodland creatures making ball games 415 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:06,600 my dear these are not your cartoon stories 416 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,533 these are the original fairy tales 417 00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,400 filled with death and dismemberment 418 00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:12,800 and they're still the long list of archetypes 419 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,600 archetypes the mayor was the only one able to wear 420 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,800 the emperor's new clothes on 421 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,133 that girl she cut out of work early 422 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,933 straight from the path she was meant to be on 423 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,466 and she got eaten by a wolf for it 424 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,866 fairy tales are getting stronger 425 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,266 there are more roles to feel that we haven't seen 426 00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,200 princes princesses 427 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,166 huntsman rose 428 00:20:31,966 --> 00:20:33,433 their stories their fates 429 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,500 are often the most terrible of all 430 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:46,300 wow 431 00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:49,566 oh what 432 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,400 what are you doing will you 433 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,100 you okay my shoe keeps falling off 434 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,500 hello 435 00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:04,266 hi there can I help you folks 436 00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:06,800 we are looking for a book 437 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,000 well you've come to the right place 438 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,000 library 439 00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,000 I'm Mr Maguire I've been running the Brendan Library 440 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,500 for the past 30 years well 441 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,333 then you should know every book in here 442 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,600 what we're looking for is very old 443 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,733 I got a lot of old books Austin 444 00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:27,166 Bronte Dickens not that anybody wants to 445 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,533 classics nowadays I read to the kids 446 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:32,600 it's all Katniss Everdeen or Artemis Fowl 447 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,700 whoever that is well 448 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,400 we're looking for something just a little bit older um 449 00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:44,166 oh like that 450 00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:45,666 ah 451 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,866 that's 15 cents portfolio hmm 452 00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,266 that should be in a museum 453 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,200 is that hypnoautomachia polyphilly yeah 454 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,733 just finishing up some cataloging 455 00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:00,566 these are part of the collection 456 00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:04,366 recently donated to us by Mr Deeder and his Will 457 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,166 Deeder 458 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:06,900 Thompson Deeder 459 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,500 hi 460 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:19,266 what are you doing here Ezekiel Giants 461 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:23,600 world class coin hunter and you are dying 462 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:26,300 but it's okay 463 00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:29,133 they let me choose my flavor of jello 464 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,000 well at least you have that going for you 465 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,400 took me a while 466 00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:36,500 but when my auntie got down to 1,000 467 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,966 I graduated from green to the red flavor 468 00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:41,700 uh hate green 469 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,766 if I get under 500 470 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,766 I think they'll break out the pudding 471 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,900 well that's not right 472 00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:51,500 you should be able to sneak desserts better than that 473 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,500 oh yeah 474 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,200 how would you do it 475 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,633 Thompson Theater is was a rare note collector 476 00:23:06,566 --> 00:23:08,066 I'm sorry when did he die 477 00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:13,166 few weeks back he left this entire collection to detail 478 00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:15,766 takes me a month to get to one manuscript 479 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:17,666 well maybe we could help you catalogue them 480 00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:20,100 we're librarians too 481 00:23:22,466 --> 00:23:24,066 really really 482 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,933 you know as a trustee of this collection 483 00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:31,200 I have a sacred duty I have to document all of these 484 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,066 before I can expose any more 485 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:34,500 sorry 486 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,300 we need someone who can pick a lock 487 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:46,433 fill for the pins these are standard 5 pin locks 488 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,100 kitchen locks will be the same 489 00:23:48,133 --> 00:23:52,800 now push each pin up till locks into place 10:10 490 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,933 there you go little bit of practice 491 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:57,500 and you'll be swimming in zappiaca 492 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,766 problem is I'm not really supposed to be out of bed 493 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,366 I get tired 494 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,300 what do you have 495 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,233 they don't know 496 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,866 I just got sick one day 497 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:14,766 I fell asleep at story at the library 498 00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:18,233 and I woke up here look 499 00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:20,766 all I know is you got to be the one to help yourself 500 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,466 do what you want when you want 501 00:24:22,933 --> 00:24:23,466 otherwise 502 00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:25,166 you spend the rest of your life stuck with green jelly 503 00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:30,066 I think my dad would rather just stay in this room 504 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:34,200 he said a girl was saying she got swallowed 505 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,400 by a wolf yeah 506 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,400 I heard about that sort of cool right 507 00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:43,966 like one of those old fairy tales 508 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,366 fairy tales aren't really my thing 509 00:24:46,866 --> 00:24:48,800 the bad guy he never wins 510 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:50,966 I love him 511 00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,700 magic and heroes 512 00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:56,500 what are you looking for 513 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:58,833 I was just wondering if you had any books 514 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,666 I could borrow they don't let me keep any books in here 515 00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:05,500 it's not sterile 516 00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:08,400 not even any visitors except reading days 517 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,066 I'll be back okay 518 00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,666 hang on this for me for luck 519 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,200 hi 520 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,233 Cassandra you are so charming 521 00:25:29,766 --> 00:25:31,000 let me get you another drink 522 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:31,966 no honey 523 00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:33,966 why don't you get me some French fries 524 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,166 my friends are here 525 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,866 we think we found the book at the library 526 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:39,400 you saw it no 527 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,166 but there's a rare collection of books there 528 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:41,966 it fits 529 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:43,600 oh good 530 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,166 we need you to pick a lock at the library 531 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,766 easy but we have to go to the hospital first 532 00:25:46,766 --> 00:25:47,800 no there's no time 533 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,866 if the book is in the collection 534 00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:50,166 we need to get it now 535 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,133 you couldn't find a pattern of people 536 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:52,500 getting sick 537 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,200 but that's because the book wasn't strong enough yet 538 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,733 maybe we can find it 539 00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:57,133 and stop it before it gets strong enough 540 00:25:57,133 --> 00:25:58,100 to kill someone twice 541 00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,633 has only been there a few weeks 542 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,200 make sense listen 543 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,500 there's a kid at the hospital 544 00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:03,933 she likes fairy tales and she's sick 545 00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:06,400 no one knows why she's the one that we're gonna have to 546 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,166 she's the one you should have stayed away from Sheriff 547 00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:09,900 what is this 548 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,666 your friend here broke into my daughter's hospital room 549 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,266 bad enough you could get her secret 550 00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:16,300 but I find her practicing lock picking 551 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,266 I told you I could smell trouble 552 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,766 Jamie's your kid lucky me 553 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:22,566 tell me Sheriff 554 00:26:22,566 --> 00:26:26,833 how are you going to arrest me when you can't catch me 555 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:29,100 Sheriff you know you can't take him without charging 556 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:32,233 he comes with me or else yeah 557 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,500 or else what 558 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,600 or I'll huff and I'll puff 559 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:42,666 and I'll blow this whole bar down 560 00:26:45,866 --> 00:26:46,700 oh my God 561 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:55,800 another wolf 562 00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:58,100 what's a different fairy tale to different wolf 563 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,600 and he wants his little piggy 564 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,700 well how is this my fault 565 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,666 okay it's little my fault 566 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,266 we gotta move before the sheriff realizes 567 00:27:05,266 --> 00:27:06,900 this building is only made out of wood 568 00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:16,866 alright 569 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,833 looks like the coast is down down down 570 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,166 okay 571 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,500 how many wolves are there in the original fairy tales 572 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:32,100 well considering it originated in Germanic folklore 573 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,266 the wolf's natural enemy of the agrarian life 574 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:37,766 I'd say a lot why the football players 575 00:27:37,766 --> 00:27:38,833 they are the wolves 576 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,800 we have to get to the library and get that book 577 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,266 the old man has to have it 578 00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:44,666 no no no 579 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:45,566 we need to go to the hospital 580 00:27:45,566 --> 00:27:46,766 no the library is closer 581 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:47,766 yeah but we got 582 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,533 what are you doing are you humming what 583 00:27:51,533 --> 00:27:52,466 he was just humming no 584 00:27:52,466 --> 00:27:53,066 I wasn't all right 585 00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:53,466 look dude 586 00:27:53,466 --> 00:27:54,666 this is strange all right 587 00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:57,000 Cassandra's like a chick magnet and bear 588 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,333 I'm pretty sure that hair is not army regulation 589 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,100 oh I'm sorry 590 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,466 we're being strange where'd you get the axe 591 00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:06,300 I don't know 592 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,566 you smell that 593 00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:15,400 storms are coming 594 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,866 there's bird on you 595 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,800 yeah 596 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:24,900 okay 597 00:28:29,933 --> 00:28:31,566 yes Jenkins 598 00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:33,266 quick question is it possible 599 00:28:33,266 --> 00:28:35,266 we're getting sucked into the fairy tales 600 00:28:35,266 --> 00:28:36,733 fatal yeah 601 00:28:36,733 --> 00:28:37,966 interesting uh 602 00:28:38,066 --> 00:28:40,166 just out of curiosity what roles are you playing 603 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,833 well I'm pretty sure stones the Huntsman 604 00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,466 and Cassandra is Prince Charming weirdly 605 00:28:47,466 --> 00:28:50,666 and Baird is a princess a princess 606 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,266 it's happening look Jenkins 607 00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:57,700 if we're all heroes we're all the good guys 608 00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,433 that means we get happy endings right 609 00:28:59,466 --> 00:29:00,500 no remember I told you 610 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,533 even for the heroes there is death dismemberment 611 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,633 hundred year comas 612 00:29:04,733 --> 00:29:06,933 not to mention all the civilian bystanders 613 00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:07,266 in fact 614 00:29:07,266 --> 00:29:10,066 the only one who escapes every story unscathed is the 615 00:29:10,066 --> 00:29:10,866 Jack 616 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,366 the Jack yes 617 00:29:12,366 --> 00:29:13,900 Jack the nibble robe 618 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:17,233 the lucky thief who lives by his wits 619 00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:18,666 where's Ezekiel 620 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,466 alright listen 621 00:29:20,466 --> 00:29:22,066 good luck finding the book gotta go 622 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:27,033 alright Jack's gone 623 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:31,366 look at everybody else 624 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:36,200 I'm sorry have you seen my sheep 625 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,333 no 626 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,966 has anyone seen my sheep 627 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,166 I did not look at another woman 628 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,600 did your nose just grow 629 00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:52,833 the books getting stronger 630 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:55,200 it's not just us it's everybody in town 631 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:57,900 they could all get hurt or worse 632 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,100 new plan get everyone on the highway and out of town to 633 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,666 okay old plan 634 00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:06,733 back to the library 635 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:08,900 but we take all the civilians with us 636 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,366 hey come with me if you want to live 637 00:30:11,466 --> 00:30:13,033 we're waiting for you to say that to me 638 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:15,466 hey 639 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:17,900 there they are let's move 640 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:18,566 time to move go 641 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:18,666 go go 642 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:18,733 go go 643 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:19,533 go go 644 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:33,233 no matter what time you get 645 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,166 Prince the Princess and the Huntsman 646 00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:51,566 as the wolves follow their prey down the star oh hello 647 00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:55,633 Jamie wake up 648 00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:57,200 what's wrong with that oh 649 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,200 this happens when she's listening to the stories 650 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,166 it's reading day you think you're helping her 651 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,200 by reading her what she likes 652 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,766 but you're draining the life out of it haha 653 00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:07,233 that's ridiculous haha 654 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,600 I know exactly what I'm doing 655 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,666 all right tell me something crazy 656 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,466 oh 657 00:31:16,966 --> 00:31:20,066 you know when I started reading this book to the kids 658 00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:23,733 I found out that it drains the listener 659 00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:26,900 but it gives the storytellers some of its strength 660 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:29,233 I haven't felt this good in years 661 00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:31,433 you had in Jamie you're gonna kill her 662 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,500 you know people say you're lucky if you die of old age 663 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:39,766 but do you have any idea what it's like to get old 664 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:43,800 to be forgotten I gave my life to this town 665 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:49,600 now this town is giving life to me it's my happily ever 666 00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:53,766 you're welcome to stay and listen 667 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:56,066 listen while I take out your friends 668 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:57,433 now where were we 669 00:31:57,566 --> 00:31:58,533 oh yes 670 00:31:58,533 --> 00:31:59,433 yes here we are 671 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:03,000 the wolves hunted their prey 672 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,066 everybody in the back 673 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,733 go I don't wanna leave you 674 00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:18,833 I know I need you to be safe 675 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,100 alright come on 676 00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:28,433 they're coming we gotta hold them back until 677 00:32:28,566 --> 00:32:31,100 until a lucky rogue can save us 678 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:34,400 took all the villagers 679 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,933 if you left because you got bored 680 00:32:35,933 --> 00:32:38,600 so help me I'm at the hospital with the book 681 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,166 in your nice old library guys 682 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:41,600 actually not so nice 683 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:43,000 he's reading the book to the kitty 684 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,866 that he's getting some kind of juice from it kid 685 00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:46,800 what kid the kid you found yeah 686 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,300 I tried to tell you I stumbled on it by Sherlock 687 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,333 of course you did Jones 688 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,400 you're the only one the story works for 689 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,133 not against what you have to get him to stop 690 00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,400 the story he's telling will kill us 691 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,100 it'll kill the town they could hear 692 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,200 but the wolves 693 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:05,433 smashed in the doors of the sad little castle 694 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,500 smells like dinner 695 00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,566 my friends now is the time 696 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:23,666 we will rise against the forces of darkness 697 00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:26,000 there is no beast that cannot be slay 698 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,633 no army that will not be faced 699 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:33,466 together we will fight and together we will win 700 00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:42,733 hey 701 00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:03,166 hey guys 702 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,766 I'm actually pretty good at this 703 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,366 why am I wearing heels wild 704 00:34:17,366 --> 00:34:19,566 the villager's coward the princess 705 00:34:19,566 --> 00:34:22,500 prince and huntsman change the story Jones 706 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,166 change the story 707 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,666 change the story story I 708 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,766 the wolves don't hunt anymore suddenly blind 709 00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:34,000 it has to be a story stories 710 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,800 at the beginning the wolves hunt your friends 711 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,866 a middle they find them 712 00:34:38,866 --> 00:34:41,966 and an end the wolves kill everyone 713 00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:53,500 they're all dead 714 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,700 Jamie Jamie wake up 715 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,966 what story am I supposed to tell yours 716 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,100 give it your happy ending 717 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:16,866 tell your story okay 718 00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:18,300 quick before the spell wears off 719 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,700 well um 720 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:23,233 in mine look like they died 721 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,766 because the Huntsman is really a 722 00:35:28,066 --> 00:35:28,866 robot 723 00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:32,866 yeah I can work like this 724 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,800 and the princess is a ninja princess 725 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,166 about time keep going Jamie 726 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,666 the prince is really Merlin in disguise 727 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,066 and you can't kill Merlin 728 00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:55,100 and using their combined skills 729 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,800 they chase the wolves away 730 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:07,366 except for the head wolf 731 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,200 he's forced to pay for his crime 732 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,566 but he doesn't die on no 733 00:36:12,466 --> 00:36:15,700 but he has to eat green Jello forever 734 00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:20,600 I don't even know where this came from 735 00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:24,900 the end that can't be the end 736 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,633 it's like you don't get happy in the hospital 737 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:34,766 I just 738 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,200 I don't understand what happened 739 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,966 one minute I was with you all at Walter's Tavern 740 00:36:39,966 --> 00:36:42,466 and then sometimes what happens is 741 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,266 when unexplainable events occur 742 00:36:44,266 --> 00:36:45,533 people like you think it's magic 743 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,866 you know what I mean when really it's just swamp gas 744 00:36:47,866 --> 00:36:48,666 swamp gas 745 00:36:48,866 --> 00:36:51,566 we discovered it during our traffic flow study 746 00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:54,066 yes it's a natural but localized occurrence 747 00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:54,866 it causes you 748 00:36:54,866 --> 00:36:58,266 know people in a radius the town to mass hallucinate 749 00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,500 loosening 750 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,500 we need to call female no 751 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,366 no no 752 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,800 no need to do 753 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,900 we neutralize the situation is a thing that we do 754 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:13,166 the library jobs of the library anyway 755 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:15,700 that's why so many crazy things kept happening 756 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,266 in fact you might wanna give everyone in Santa Pass 757 00:37:19,266 --> 00:37:20,433 in the last couple days 758 00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:23,266 Jamie 759 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,466 how are you out of bed Jamie's feeling a lot better 760 00:37:26,466 --> 00:37:27,266 right kid 761 00:37:27,766 --> 00:37:29,800 right dad I am 762 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,466 this can't be real 763 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:34,900 wait 764 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,100 what did you do 765 00:37:37,766 --> 00:37:40,066 I think this is one of those times where we say 766 00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,500 and they lived happily ever after 767 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,800 and we go our separate ways 768 00:37:46,966 --> 00:37:48,200 oh sweet 769 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:49,600 oh 770 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,300 haha 771 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,800 dad 772 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:03,433 who are those people they're librarians honey 773 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,400 librarians 774 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:10,266 wow now that I say that out loud 775 00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:12,000 that does not make any sense at all 776 00:38:12,933 --> 00:38:14,066 not a lick 777 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:26,833 those are those yes 778 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:28,900 Thompson Deda's arcane book collection 779 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:31,533 I decided it's likely better they come with us 780 00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,866 who knows what else is in them 781 00:38:32,866 --> 00:38:34,700 yeah I can only imagine 782 00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:37,966 an annotated Paradise Lost 783 00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:40,633 you don't wanna know who it's annotated by 784 00:38:44,733 --> 00:38:46,766 Libras Fabulous 785 00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:49,833 blank it's blank 786 00:38:51,466 --> 00:38:52,666 not entirely 787 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,266 magic always has a cost 788 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:02,500 I'm just a place for him Mr Maguire 789 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,833 and the book will cause no further problems 790 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,466 is it just me or the deeper into magic we get 791 00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:14,333 the weirder I get I don't know 792 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,566 I didn't mind all those girls buying me drinks 793 00:39:16,566 --> 00:39:17,866 I'm just glad my hair is back 794 00:39:17,866 --> 00:39:18,666 to normal 795 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:21,300 I think I'll go spend some time with the punching bag 796 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,366 break a few nails what about you Ezekiel 797 00:39:23,366 --> 00:39:24,166 what about me 798 00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:28,033 do you feel different no 799 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:29,066 really 800 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,800 that's it you've done nothing at all 801 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,366 why should I well 802 00:39:33,366 --> 00:39:35,933 surprisingly you did save the day 803 00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:38,000 of course I did I'm awesome 804 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,700 so that's that's 805 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:39,466 that's what that's it 806 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:41,200 you're awesome yeah 807 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:45,166 well everybody tells me I can't do what I want 808 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:46,066 can't rely on luck but 809 00:39:46,066 --> 00:39:46,200 when 810 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,166 a magic spell turns everybody into heroes of legend 811 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:50,633 who did it turn me into 812 00:39:52,366 --> 00:39:53,166 me 813 00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:56,566 yep I'm gonna go punch something I'm right behind you 814 00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,400 seriously 815 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,266 you know who's really lucky 816 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,833 not me 817 00:40:04,366 --> 00:40:06,400 you for knowing me 818 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,366 you're welcome 819 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,500 no 820 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:44,966 do do 821 00:40:44,966 --> 00:40:45,133 do do do do 822 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:45,200 do do 823 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,333 do do do 824 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:45,533 do do do do do 825 00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:45,666 do do do 826 00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:45,800 do do do do 827 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,000 do do do do do 828 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,133 do do do 829 00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:46,666 do do do do 830 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:47,066 do do do do do 831 00:40:47,066 --> 00:40:47,166 do do do 832 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:47,366 do do do do 833 00:40:47,366 --> 00:40:47,600 do do do do do 834 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,400 do do 835 00:40:50,466 --> 00:40:50,900 do do 836 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,300 do do do 837 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,100 do do do