1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,672 ...any similarities to real people or events 3 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,299 is purely coincidental. 4 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:16,137 The Crime Channel. All crime all the time. 5 00:02:26,773 --> 00:02:30,359 Excuse me, son. Where do you keep the anti-acids? 6 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:34,530 That aisle, right-hand side. Third shelf from the bottom. 7 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:44,540 That'll be $3.72. 8 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,922 Aren't you a little young to be working the night shift... 9 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:51,756 ...hombre? 10 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,384 I lied about my age. 11 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,846 How old are you, son? 12 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,848 Fourteen. 13 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,142 Shouldn't you be doin' your homework 14 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,852 for school or something? 15 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,229 Don't go. 16 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,356 Just sittin' around reading "Girls and Guns" 17 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:10,858 and smokin' marijuana in the walk-in freezer, 18 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,486 and dreaming about pussy, huh? 19 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:15,530 How'd you know? 20 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:17,281 Been there. 21 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,953 Sometimes I watch TV. 22 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:24,288 Oh, yeah? What do you watch? 23 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,585 Them reality kind of shows. 24 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:32,505 Like, people get killed and stuff. 25 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,715 Tell me, son... 26 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,468 you plannin' on selling cigarettes for the rest of your life? 27 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,432 I haven't really thought about it. 28 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:52,942 I guess you might have noticed that 45 laying on the counter. 29 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:57,363 Yeah. I was kinda wondering about that. 30 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,407 Think you can grab it... 31 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,533 faster than me? 32 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,959 Yeah. 33 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,752 Well... 34 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,631 That's pretty damn good, small fry. 35 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:19,010 I want you to give me all that money out of the cash register. 36 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,929 Well... 37 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,056 what about my gun? 38 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,892 It ain't loaded. 39 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:30,354 Well... 40 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:38,237 Yeah, that's right. 41 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:43,618 After you put the money in that smiley face bag... 42 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:46,329 hand me that night drop, too. 43 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,289 We ain't got no night drop. 44 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:52,209 You must think I'm a lot stupider than I look, hombre... 45 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:57,298 'cause I know that night drop turns over at exactly 1:35 a.m. 46 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:00,051 If you're thinking that armored car's gonna be pulling up soon, 47 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:02,637 and you might be privy to a hellacious gun fight 48 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:06,140 where yours truly just might buy the proverbial farm... 49 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,184 you're dead wrong. 50 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:11,145 'Cause right about now, the driver of the said vehicle 51 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,481 will be pulling over to the side of the road 52 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,067 to help a beautiful young lady, 53 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,027 in roadway distress. 54 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,214 Hi. 55 00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:41,467 My goodness, mister, I'm so glad you stopped. 56 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:45,805 I was starting to get a little scared being out here all alone. 57 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:49,850 With hardly anything on to protect me from the elements. 58 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:54,105 - Uh-huh. - Ohh, wow! 59 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:55,564 Wow! 60 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,901 Look at all those tools. 61 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:04,907 I bet you have yourself a ripe ol' time. 62 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,286 Handcuffs... 63 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:17,586 I just love handcuffs. 64 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,381 - Really? - Um-hmm. 65 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,133 Hey, can I play with them? 66 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,551 Come on. Just for a little while. 67 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,344 It might be fun, don't you think? 68 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:30,725 Okay. 69 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:33,811 Oh, thanks. 70 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,980 Wow! 71 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:40,860 Boy, that's some mighty hard steel, isn't it? 72 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,737 Mmm-mmm. 73 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,158 Oh, it's so... 74 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,536 Wow. Look at you. 75 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:56,417 Such a big, big strong man. 76 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,210 Oh, baby. Come to daddy! 77 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,383 - Oh, baby. - My cuffs... anything you want. 78 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:08,387 My goodness, aren't you a live one. 79 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:11,599 Gee wiz... 80 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,309 You know what? 81 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:16,062 Baby, I just don't think I know you well enough 82 00:07:16,062 --> 00:07:17,772 to be sharing your saliva. 83 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,242 So, he'll be unzipping his pants... 84 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,037 and wanking his hooter right about now, 85 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:36,999 and have a right fine story to tell the boys at the bar... 86 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,918 and I won't be having no trouble with the police. 87 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,922 Right on time. 88 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:45,341 That sound's pure music to my ears. 89 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:48,052 Gosh, mister... 90 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:51,180 you sure know your convenience stores. 91 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,933 It's my business to know convenience stores. 92 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:56,060 - Yes. - Okay, squirt... 93 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,979 fill up the rest of that smiley bag and I'll be on my way. 94 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:02,942 Hey uh... 95 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:06,862 how much money you figure's in this here bag? 96 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,532 Uh, right about five-hundred dollars. 97 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,161 What's this? 98 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,330 Ten percent of the gross. 99 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,707 Don't spend it all on dope. 100 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,001 Thanks. 101 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,336 Hey, man... 102 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,130 you forgot your gun. 103 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:27,466 It's yours, kid. Get your ass out of the rat race. 104 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,386 That's right, son... 105 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:32,638 you got yourself a real occupation. 106 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,893 Man, why are you giving me this gun? 107 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:41,063 Well, when I was your age... 108 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,773 someone did the same for me. 109 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,944 I was a lot like you, and... 110 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,946 he was a lot like me. 111 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,406 Just returnin' the favor. 112 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:08,883 I got two pieces of advice for you, small fry... 113 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:11,177 never believe a word anyone says... 114 00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:14,430 and never rob a store with a loaded gun. 115 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,890 Never! 116 00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:20,269 Yes, sir. 117 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:26,609 That way no one gets hurt. 118 00:09:56,639 --> 00:10:00,434 People ask me why I chose a life outside the law. 119 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:04,313 They say, "Watty Watts you're a smart man. 120 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,524 Why do you feel you gotta hold up every two bit convenience store, 121 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,860 between Dallas and Tyler?" 122 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,612 And I say to them... 123 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,573 "You ever think to ask Merle Haggard or Loretta Lynn 124 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,408 why they sing country?" 125 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,828 "You ever wonder why Morrison became a rock star?" 126 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,123 Hell no. Things just happen. 127 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,793 You see, I'm an artist. 128 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,587 Whether it's cooking breakfast or ripping off convenience stores, 129 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:29,922 I'm an artist. 130 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:33,050 Hexagram 29: Disabysmal. 131 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:37,554 Through repetition of danger, we become accustomed to it. 132 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,225 Hexagram 3: Difficulty at the beginning. 133 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,519 To find one's place in the infinity of being, 134 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:46,730 one must be able to both separate and to unite. 135 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,148 You see if you want something in life, 136 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,234 you gotta be able to go out there and take it. 137 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:53,279 Nobody's gonna hand it to you on a plate. 138 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,197 When I was a young boy... 139 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,700 my granddaddy, who had been a professional bounty hunter, 140 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,703 he said to me, "Watty only two things you need in life 141 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:03,205 to get by on this planet. 142 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,249 Love and a 45." 143 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,805 Well howdy, young lady. 144 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,308 What is a fine looking young woman such as yourself 145 00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:26,603 doing on one these dangerous, deserted, back country Texas roads? 146 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,689 Hey, baby. 147 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,150 Did you get us some grocery money? 148 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,652 I just might have. 149 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,655 Perhaps you'd like to join me in my chariot 150 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,033 for a little romp in the moonlight? 151 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,826 Perhaps I would. 152 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:45,205 Her name is Starlene Cheatham. I'm Watty Watts. 153 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,416 We specialize in risk management. 154 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,068 Stop that Watty Watts. 155 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,654 You better quit it or I'm gonna whip your behind. 156 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,662 Hey, that felt kinda good. 157 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,465 You know what? 158 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,633 I was just thinking of something. 159 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,677 Oh yeah, what were you thinking? 160 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,680 I was thinking how today's gonna be the day. 161 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,558 What day is that? 162 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,393 The day you make an honest woman out of me. 163 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,020 Where's that damn ring? 164 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:37,025 Come on, Star. You've been saying that everyday since you were fifteen. 165 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,902 There ain't gonna be no ring today. 166 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:42,448 Mm-hmm. I know today's gonna be the day. 167 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,282 Yes. 168 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,077 I think I'm gonna have to tickle you 169 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,372 till you ask me the big question. 170 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,417 And if that doesn't work... 171 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,377 I'm gonna hold that gun up to your head... 172 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,088 till you ask me what I like. 173 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,051 Wait. 174 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,720 - Huh? - Did you hear that? 175 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,722 I don't want to hear it, baby. 176 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:10,142 Listen. Wait who is that? 177 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,937 Go see who that is. 178 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,651 Oh shit. 179 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,489 Okay. Rain down on the bugs. 180 00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:25,407 Come on, little bugs. 181 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,994 - Creepy, you pissin' again? - Drink it up. 182 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:35,918 Well, if it ain't my favorite two homicidal maniacs... 183 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,962 Creepy Cody and Dinosaur Bob. 184 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,380 How you boys doin'? 185 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,174 Watty Watts. 186 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:46,094 I hope we didn't wake you too early this fine morning. 187 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,764 Yeah, we been partying all night. 188 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:53,769 Yeah, I see you boys are lookin' proper and prim this morning. 189 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,313 Man, we've been in a different time zone. 190 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,525 For us it's four o'clock in the afternoon. 191 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:03,737 Well, it ain't four o'clock in the afternoon for me, boys. 192 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,739 We didn't think so, Watty. 193 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,616 What ya doin' to my tomatoes, man? 194 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:13,247 - He's watering 'em. - I eat those tomatoes, assholes. 195 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:18,835 Well, we stopped by to remind you today is payday. 196 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,838 Why don't you two speed freaks get lost? 197 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,299 I haven't eaten my breakfast yet. 198 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,261 You know, I hate breakfast. It makes me want to puke. 199 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:30,138 You just... 200 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,349 go on back to... 201 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,017 whatever it was you were doing. 202 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,853 Oh... 203 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,274 How's that pussy? 204 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,369 I don't think I caught your meaning there, Bob. 205 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,751 At least for your sake I hope I didn't. 206 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,057 Watty... 207 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,143 Hey, we just came by to remind you that today, 208 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,021 Pecro wants his fucking money. 209 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,147 You know how Pecro can get. 210 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,066 - Get the two grand. - Get the money, fucker. 211 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,237 I got your money, boys. 212 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,489 I just need to retrieve it. 213 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,784 Good. We're gonna see you again sooner or later. 214 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,787 Sooner than later. 215 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,671 Hey, Watt, who was that? 216 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,007 Two asshole Bible salesmen. 217 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,468 What'd they want? 218 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,680 To save my soul. 219 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,018 Hey... 220 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,940 Come over here and hold me. 221 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,275 Uh-huh. 222 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,498 Do you love me, Watt? 223 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,249 More than anything. 224 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,419 More than your car likes oil? 225 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,879 More than my car likes oil. 226 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,924 More than a preacher likes God? 227 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:32,052 More than Jimmy Swaggart loves to sweat. 228 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,596 Well, I think you'd better kiss me then, huh? 229 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,577 Is that who I think it is? 230 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,747 Yeah. 231 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,541 You promised me you weren't gonna have 232 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,293 anything to do with him, Watt. 233 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,962 Man, you promised me. 234 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,673 I gotta make car payments, don't I? 235 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,299 I told you I didn't want anymore of your 236 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,343 Goddamn prison buddies over at the house. 237 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,928 Especially not him. 238 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,180 Why can't y'all meet at a pool hall or something? 239 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,015 I told him to call me if he had any leads. 240 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,726 Why can't he use the damn phone? 241 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,728 'Cause he thinks all the lines are bugged. 242 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:24,813 Look, I don't like him, okay? 243 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,565 He's an drug addict and an asshole. 244 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,941 And he's a male chauvinist pig. 245 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,819 - Watty. - Keep your voice down. 246 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,279 Star, listen. 247 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,072 All I want is a little financial solvency. 248 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,408 I told Billy to come by if he had anything cooking. 249 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:39,995 There's just some things that you just don't understand. 250 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,913 Hey, you understand this, all right. 251 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,082 You're not gonna let that asshole in this house. 252 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,918 - Watty! - I'm serious. 253 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,837 Watt! 254 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,131 - Fuck! - It's about time, Hoss. 255 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,676 - How you doin' there Watty? - All right, Billy. 256 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,595 - Oh, Goddamn. - See you in a minute. 257 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,224 Starlene. How are ya? 258 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,602 Mmm. 259 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,441 You know, you're lookin' awful pretty today. 260 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,526 Hurts me. 261 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,166 But you know, you always looked real good to me. 262 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,377 - You know that, don't you? - You look the same, Billy... 263 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,797 but I can't say that I like it that much. 264 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,257 Mmm. 265 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,218 Hey, Star... 266 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,970 - Let me ask you question. - I probably couldn't stop you. 267 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,600 How come you don't like me so much, huh? 268 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,606 'Cause you're scum. Pure and simple. 269 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,650 Watty might not see it, but I do. 270 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,485 You're a piece of white trash. 271 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:57,155 And I don't trust ya for as far as I can toss ya. 272 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,741 Damn it, I know you wanta have sex with me. 273 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,201 Yeah, have sex with that. 274 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,912 Ohh! Goddamn! 275 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,497 Ain't you sassy. 276 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,458 - Hey. - Hey, Watty, what's up? 277 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,085 What's goin' on, Billy? 278 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:14,923 Nothin'. You know, she's joking around like she always does. 279 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,884 Hey, man. I'm having me a good fuckin' day today. 280 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,177 You interested in makin' the best score of the year? 281 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,558 Tell me about it in the car. 282 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,560 Oh, okay. 283 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,104 Hey I'm gonna see you later, honey. 284 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,656 I'm uh, I'm gonna be goin', okay? 285 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,368 Hey... 286 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,913 Just don't do anything stupid, all right? 287 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,960 Take a look at that. 288 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,678 - That ain't for me, is it? - No, it's not for you, stupid. 289 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,471 It's a weddin' ring. 290 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,099 What'd you... 291 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,310 Watty, did you take a stupid pill? 292 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,394 What do you mean by that, man? 293 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,814 - Just what I said. - What are you saying? 294 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,524 - What the fuck are you-- - Hey, fuck you, man! 295 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,901 I have no time for your bullshit. 296 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,694 I've got a problematical situation going on. 297 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,824 I borrowed two-thousand dollars from Father Pecro 298 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,451 to buy that wedding ring. 299 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,579 See, you're a stupid asshole. 300 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,789 Well, I couldn't help it, man, it was on sale. 301 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,249 How much of the money do you have? 302 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,753 Four-hundred and fifty bucks. 303 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,381 You're bitch whipped, man. You're fuckin' bitch whipped. 304 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,175 If I don't get that money to Pecro, 305 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,093 I'll be wiping me up in the same hand, you know? 306 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:47,974 Well, it looks like you're in world of shit partner. 307 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,519 But, today just happens to be your lucky day. 308 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,772 Yeah, what's the score, Billy boy? 309 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,816 I found us a choice fuckin' spot, man. 310 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,152 Over in Creedmore by the box factory. 311 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,405 You mean that bait shop that's got the Orange Knee-Hi sign? 312 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,949 I'm not talkin' about that fuckin' place. 313 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:05,992 I'm talkin' about a place about a hundred yards over. 314 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,203 You mean that place that's got them real good hot links? 315 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,413 It's got a big red billboard. 316 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,499 What about that place? It's penny-ante bullshit. 317 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,668 Just hold on to your horses, Watty, okay? 318 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,628 Have you no faith in me? 319 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,130 I've been gettin' real sweet on the girl who works the day shift. 320 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,882 She told me... 321 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:25,095 that the owner's gettin' himself a brand new bass boat. 322 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,350 Oh, well, that's bad ass, Billy. I'm real happy for him. 323 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,935 There's some damn good fishing around here... 324 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,937 But what the fuck do I need with a bass boat? 325 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,022 He's buying the boat with cash, Watty. 326 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,273 He's got it locked up in the safe, 327 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,150 because he thinks his wife's gonna take it, 328 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,276 and go out on a shopping spree. 329 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,404 You know how them bitches get. He's all paranoid. 330 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,531 The money's right there in the safe. 331 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,825 How much money you figure he's got in there? 332 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,661 What I'm figuring is ten-thousand dollars, man. 333 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,288 Ten grand? 334 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,933 Where in the hell did you get these? 335 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,643 I got 'em at the discount store, man. 336 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,894 They were in the bargain bin. 337 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:18,523 Oh, God, Billy. Just give me my gun. 338 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:22,027 Okay, Billy, let's check to make sure these babies ain't loaded. 339 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,155 - Check. - Check. 340 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:34,164 Hey, man, you sure you don't want any of this? 341 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,540 I don't think it's such a good idea 342 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:38,251 for you to be doin' that shit before a job. 343 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,754 Cleans out my brain. 344 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:43,298 Turns your brain into chewing gum. 345 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,759 - I'm cool. - You better be cool. 346 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,011 - Are you ready? - Born on a green light, Daddyo. 347 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,262 Let's go. 348 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,729 Okay, honey, just remain real calm. 349 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,981 I'm here to rob this place and I aim to do it right. 350 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,150 Give me all your money. 351 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,450 Look at the funny man. 352 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,750 Y'all say this is a robbery? 353 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:27,425 Y'all say there's some money? 354 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,971 There ain't no money. 355 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,893 So, why don't you two jokers get lost? 356 00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:38,770 Oh man, she's high as a kite. 357 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,396 What the hell's goin' on, huh? 358 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,652 Okay, lady... 359 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,822 now you just tell me where the money is... 360 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,741 and we'll get it ourselves, okay? 361 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,577 Hey... 362 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:57,997 you're kinda cute. 363 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,592 Wanta get high with me? 364 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,846 You do not wanta fuck with me lady. 365 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,306 Tell me where that money is. The money for the bass boat. 366 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,684 - Where the hell is it!? - I told you... 367 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,270 I put all the money in my main line. 368 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,901 Quit fucking around with us, you stupid bitch. 369 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:28,570 I know there's some fucking money in here 370 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,155 for some Goddamn bass boat. 371 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,282 Get it out of the fucking safe now! 372 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,867 Billy Mack? 373 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:36,536 Is that you, hon? 374 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:40,290 Honey! 375 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,167 Oh, man! That is fucking great. 376 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,210 That's fucking beautiful, man. She seen your face. 377 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,171 Billy, you stupid asshole. 378 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,383 Watty... 379 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,218 you hear them fuckin' sirens? 380 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,391 What the fuck did you do? 381 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,143 Fuckin' trip the fuckin' alarm? 382 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,562 You stupid fucked up bitch. 383 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,480 Fuck me again like you did last night. 384 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,400 You called the cops you fuckin', fucked up bitch! 385 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,360 Billy, what the hell you doin'? 386 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,946 She seen my fuckin' face, Watt. What the fuck. 387 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,239 The cops are on their fuckin' way. 388 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,783 You seen my fuckin' face, bitch. 389 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,452 She seen my fuckin' face, Watty. 390 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,913 She seen my fuckin' face. 391 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:22,540 Calm down, Billy. Just calm the fuck down! 392 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,627 You done fucked up now. You seen my fuckin' face. 393 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,962 You fucked up. 394 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,900 I think I shot her. 395 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,320 Oh, Christ, Billy. What have you done? 396 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,322 Oh shit! 397 00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:56,491 I think I shot her. 398 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:58,451 Do you hear that sound? It's the fuckin' cops... 399 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,663 and you just blew your girl friend's brains all over the place. 400 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,123 - She saw my face, man. - Shut up! 401 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,500 Now I'm not leaving here without the money... 402 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,293 so you gotta go get it now! 403 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,421 Find the fuckin' money! 404 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:19,222 Come on, man! Come on! 405 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:21,975 Get off of me. 406 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,518 Watty, she doesn't look good. 407 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,898 Hurry up, Billy! Hurry up, man! 408 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:30,942 I got it. 409 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,003 Damn them fuckin' pigs. 410 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,722 He's chasing a speeder on the highway. 411 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,724 Get off of me. 412 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,106 Come on, man. Let's get out of here now! 413 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,946 That stupid fuckin' bitch! 414 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,490 That stupid fuckin' bitch! 415 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:21,743 Bitch! Bitch! 416 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,578 Why did she have to fuckin'-- 417 00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:26,372 I killed her! 418 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:27,832 Fuck! 419 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,381 Damn! 420 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,634 Watty... 421 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,178 Watty. 422 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:43,848 Watty I did a bad thing. Watty! 423 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:48,019 Up until now, I always considered myself happy. 424 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,937 I had a beautiful girlfriend... 425 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,899 a car and a trailer home. 426 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:57,612 But at this moment I knew my life had taken an unwelcome turn. 427 00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:01,115 I'd been a con and a thief for twenty-five years, 428 00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:03,743 but I never hurt no one. 429 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:08,581 Billy had violated the code, he'd packed a loaded gun. 430 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:20,927 Speed snortin' psychopath sittin' next to me, 431 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:24,430 had interrupted the flow of my happiness. 432 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,558 He had killed someone in my presence... 433 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:31,687 and in all likelihood, my life had been fucked. 434 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,898 Hey... 435 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,944 I'm hungry, man. I think I need to eat. 436 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,237 I need to get me some breakfast. 437 00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:42,281 Billy, you are crazy. 438 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,409 You're gonna take me to some fuckin' breakfast, 439 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,411 and you're gonna pay for it now. 440 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,870 You got that fuckin' right? 441 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,081 Now! 442 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,599 I really fucked up. 443 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,310 Just eat your damn eggs. 444 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,897 They're gonna find me. 445 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,068 You know they fry you for that shit. 446 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,572 They gonna fry me. 447 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,201 Remember when we was back in Huntsville? 448 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:28,870 They fried Clarence. 449 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,329 I know you remember that fuckin' smell. 450 00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:35,418 You could hear him screaming all the way down the cellblock. 451 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,421 His eyes were comin' out of his fuckin' head. 452 00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:40,423 Shut the fuck up, man! 453 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:42,091 They ain't gonna do shit. 454 00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:45,511 You know they will. I got my prints all over that safe. 455 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,307 Hell, you didn't do shit, man. 456 00:30:49,307 --> 00:30:50,641 You're practically in the clear. 457 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:52,602 They'll probably let you off on probation. 458 00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:55,062 Shut the fuck up, man! 459 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,405 We're getting out of here right now, 460 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,282 before somebody calls the freakin' cops. 461 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,116 Come on, let's go. 462 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,660 We're not goin' nowhere till I finish my damn breakfast. 463 00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:15,708 Christ, Billy, put that fuckin' thing away, man. 464 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,673 Okay. 465 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,175 I want you to... 466 00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:25,718 I want you to take your car keys, 467 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,471 and I want you to drop them fuckers in my plate now. 468 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:30,681 You're crazier than a road lizard, Billy. 469 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,267 Maybe I am, but I ain't goin' back to that place. 470 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,647 And I ain't goin' to that fuckin' chair. 471 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,901 I'm gonna go down south, take that money-- 472 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:45,279 go get me some margaritas down there in Mexico. 473 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:49,784 'Cause I know what you'd do-- 474 00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:52,119 You and your stupid girl friend. You'd take that money... 475 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,580 and you'd turn me in, wouldn't you? 476 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,708 That's what you'd do! I'm not stupid, man! 477 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,502 Now you take them keys out of your pocket, 478 00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:01,087 and you put 'em on my plate now. 479 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,006 Before I paint the fuckin' wall with the back side of your head. 480 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:07,260 Now! 481 00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:23,025 Fuck you, Billy! 482 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,615 Have a nice day. 483 00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:31,742 Get it out! 484 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:33,911 Get this fuckin' fork out of my neck! 485 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,879 Run, Watty Watt. 486 00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,352 You better watch your back. 487 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,954 I figured that Billy Mack would probably bleed to death 488 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,665 at some rest stop off the highway. 489 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,043 I regretted having to fork him in the neck, 490 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:25,379 but, I swear to God he'd have shot me if I hadn't. 491 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:29,091 I'd often liked Billy, but he was crazy... 492 00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:30,718 And I hope that he was killed. 493 00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:07,922 I gotta throw an I Ching, where the hell is it? 494 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:09,340 I don't know. 495 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,305 What the hell happened? 496 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,431 The job got fucked! 497 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,350 Fuckin' Billy shot the counter girl. 498 00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:20,810 Then he made me take him to breakfast... 499 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:23,062 then he tried to kill me so I stuck a fork in his neck. 500 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,605 I'm not sure if I killed him or not. 501 00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:27,233 In any case, I got the money but we gotta go on a little vacation. 502 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,026 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 503 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:31,529 Did I just hear you say you think that y'all killed someone? 504 00:34:31,529 --> 00:34:33,364 I didn't kill anyone. Billy killed that counter girl, 505 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:34,949 except for maybe I killed Billy. I'm not sure. 506 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:36,742 Maybe? What the hell are you saying? 507 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,619 I told you I stuck a fork in his neck and it looked to me like 508 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:42,081 he was getting ready to bleed to death in the not so distant future. 509 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,999 - What you do that for? - I told you! 510 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,587 He killed that girl and it looked like he was ready to kill me! 511 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:52,341 I can't believe that asshole actually killed someone. 512 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,260 Well, he sure as hell did. And we sure as hell got to get 513 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,929 the hell out of Dodge pronto till things cool off a bit. 514 00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:59,056 - You got the money? - It's in the car. 515 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:00,391 Where we gonna go? 516 00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:02,727 Well, I was thinkin' Mexico sounds pretty good. 517 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:05,521 - How about you? - Mexico? 518 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:09,024 Watty, are you shitting me? Your gonna take me to Mexico? 519 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,776 Oh my God! That'll be so much fun. 520 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:14,155 - We can practice our Spanish. - We sure can. 521 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:17,408 What should I bring? What's the weather like? 522 00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:21,078 - Hot. - I don't have to bring much, do I? 523 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,957 - Hey... - What? 524 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:27,668 You know you don't have to come with me, Star. 525 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:30,171 Baby, I'd follow you to Oklahoma. 526 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:33,716 - You mean that, baby? - I sure do. 527 00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:35,509 Well all right. 528 00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:37,219 - Wait, wait. - What? 529 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:40,473 - Come on, Star. - I just wanta take a picture. 530 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:42,183 I wanta remember you face. Come on. 531 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:49,398 - What are you doin'? - You know what I'm doin', baby. 532 00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:59,366 You make me feel so good. 533 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:02,995 It's the sole reason why the good Lord put me on this earth. 534 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:06,624 Huh-hum. 535 00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:09,335 I apologize for the rude interruption, ma'am. 536 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:13,839 You shouldn't be hanging around with this larcenist variety of white trash. 537 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,132 Well, well. 538 00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:18,260 If it isn't my favorite ex-convict, Watty Watts. 539 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,971 Why Ranger Rex, what a pleasant surprise. 540 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:22,765 I'm so glad you could stop on over... 541 00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:25,476 but seeing how you don't have a warrant... 542 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:28,479 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut our visit a little short. 543 00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:31,190 Oh, how thoughtless of me, Watts. 544 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:33,067 I plumb forgot all about my warrant. 545 00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:37,071 Here, let me reacclimate your privates for you. 546 00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:38,739 You mother fucker! 547 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,616 Easy there, missy. 548 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:43,118 Simp just had four cups of that Italian coffee. 549 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,370 He's a little twitchy. 550 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,205 Fuck you! 551 00:36:47,498 --> 00:36:50,626 Whoo, I bet that hurt pretty good, huh cowboy? 552 00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:53,671 With all the go-go juice up in your little cojones. 553 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,508 Yeah, me and Simp were just cruising the neighborhood, 554 00:36:57,508 --> 00:36:59,468 knowing your feeling towards robbing and stealing 555 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:02,721 we just stopped on in to have us a little chat. 556 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,057 Well, I've been livin' the straight and narrow 557 00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,852 so why don't you take your chicken-fried, fascist ass, 558 00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:12,231 out of my fuckin' house before I call the cops. 559 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,651 We are the cops, shit brain. 560 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:23,659 You know what it feels like to hold a gun up to a punk's head? 561 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,371 I don't really like guns. 562 00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,415 Feels real good. 563 00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:35,045 I guess you wouldn't be knowing nothin' about a particular messy 564 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:37,965 convenience store job over in Creedmore? 565 00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:41,510 The way I see it, a few jokers went in there... 566 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,429 looking for a big score... 567 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,764 lost their cool and blew a two-by-two hole 568 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:49,393 in the back of one pretty little cashier's head. 569 00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,812 Now normally... 570 00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:55,774 ...this would be just another big night in Texas. 571 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:59,236 But, it just so happens the cashier was a local sheriff's little girl. 572 00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:00,779 You know what that makes her, Watts? 573 00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:05,492 A very bad trip. 574 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:08,162 A very bad trip for whoever pulled that trigger. 575 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,751 And seeing how the sheriff of Creedmore happens to be my brother, 576 00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:16,545 what do you think that makes that dead little girl to me, Watts? 577 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:17,630 Huh? 578 00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:20,132 Your wife? 579 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,968 - Watty. - That's right... 580 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,970 that makes her my niece. 581 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,097 And what does that mean? 582 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:33,604 It means I might have to smoke the low-rent punk that blew her away. 583 00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,648 And seeing I got my sights on you, 584 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:39,568 you might want to consider something very seriously. 585 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:42,363 You see I'm on the right side of the law. 586 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,365 That means I can get away with murder. 587 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,035 Course you being on the wrong side... 588 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:51,747 that puts you in rather a bad pinch, don't it? 589 00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:54,208 I can smell that job all over you, Watts. 590 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:56,210 Like a six-day-old pair of underwear. 591 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:59,838 I didn't do shit, man. 592 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,467 I'm sorry. 593 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:06,470 Fuck you, you son-of-a-bitch! 594 00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,889 I'll fuckin' take your life. I swear to God. 595 00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:10,808 I'll kill you. 596 00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:13,310 Goddamn you, son-of-a-bitch. 597 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,145 Get this fuckin' bitch off of me! 598 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:18,107 I'll fuckin' kill you! I swear to God I will! 599 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,716 Simp, shoot this piece of shit. 600 00:40:00,024 --> 00:40:01,734 Oh fuck. 601 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:07,114 It's beautiful. 602 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:09,450 It's so fuckin' pretty. 603 00:41:02,044 --> 00:41:05,172 We were heading to San Antone to say good-bye to Star's parents 604 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:09,301 and I just couldn't get the image of Clarence out of my head. 605 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,512 Billy had been right; 606 00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,889 once you smell someone frying... 607 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:17,851 you can't ever think clearly again. 608 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,853 Before all this happened, 609 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:23,941 I'd entertained notions of moving out of Texas with Star as my wife 610 00:41:23,941 --> 00:41:26,902 and tryin' to make a straight go of it. 611 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:30,322 I'd begun to feel that luck was an unrenewable resource 612 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:33,283 and my days as a felon were numbered. 613 00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:34,952 If we made it across the border... 614 00:41:34,952 --> 00:41:36,995 I would definitely entertain the notion 615 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,997 of taking up auto mechanics. 616 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,375 Which is the only other thing I know how to do. 617 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:45,003 I didn't feel much for the cops that we killed. 618 00:41:47,923 --> 00:41:50,592 They would have done the same thing to us, 619 00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:52,970 and walked away smiling. 620 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,281 Hello? 621 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:39,618 Hello. Mrs. Cheatham. 622 00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:43,914 - Yes. - Hi. This is Woody... 623 00:43:43,914 --> 00:43:45,958 ...Woodpeck. 624 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:47,542 I'm a friend of your daughter. 625 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,295 Starlene? You're a friend of Starlene's? 626 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:54,383 We haven't heard from her in a long while. 627 00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:59,012 Hello? Hello? 628 00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,307 Are you there? 629 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:07,646 Hello? 630 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,211 Turn that down a bit, please Star. 631 00:44:36,258 --> 00:44:37,843 There's something I wanta ask you, Star. 632 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:41,013 Well ask it. 633 00:44:41,013 --> 00:44:43,140 I just don't know what the future will hold... 634 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,892 and if I should ever end up face down in a narrow grave 635 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:47,561 I just don't know what you'd do. 636 00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:48,687 Yeah? 637 00:44:50,147 --> 00:44:51,481 There's somethin' I just need to know. 638 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:53,442 There's somethin' I just gotta ask you. 639 00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:54,818 Yeah? 640 00:44:55,694 --> 00:44:58,864 Starlene, you know I love you, baby. 641 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:01,491 I'd go to hell and back just to see you smile. 642 00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:04,786 And I know you'd do the same for me. 643 00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:08,248 The killers of the two Texas Rangers have been identified 644 00:45:08,248 --> 00:45:10,542 as Watty Watts and Starlene Cheatham. 645 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,003 They're descried as a Caucasian male and female... 646 00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:14,129 in their early twenties... 647 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:18,800 and are suspected to be driving a blue 1972 Plymouth Roadrunner. 648 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,720 If you have any information related to this insidious, 649 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,555 senseless and violent crime, 650 00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:26,183 please call 1-800-FOR-CRIME. 651 00:45:26,183 --> 00:45:28,810 Now back to the hits that made America great. 652 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:31,063 Starlene... 653 00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:32,773 Yeah? 654 00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:34,858 Will you marry me? 655 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:36,818 Wattford Reynold Watts, 656 00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:39,738 I sure as hell will marry you right here and now. 657 00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:42,282 Goddamn! All right! 658 00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,702 I can't believe it. 659 00:45:45,702 --> 00:45:47,871 Hey, hey, hey... 660 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,165 Look at what I got you, sweetheart. 661 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,002 Oh, my God. Oh my-- 662 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:56,254 Oh my God. 663 00:46:02,928 --> 00:46:04,888 You got me a ring! 664 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:06,723 - It's for me? - Uh-huh. 665 00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:12,145 It's so beautiful. Would you look at that? 666 00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:13,855 It looks like real diamonds and everything. 667 00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:16,358 Well they are. I drove clear over to Tyler to get 'em. 668 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:21,238 Baby, how did you ever afford to buy this for me? 669 00:46:21,238 --> 00:46:23,698 I've been saving up. 670 00:46:57,232 --> 00:47:01,403 Well... are we ready to begin with the ceremony? 671 00:47:01,403 --> 00:47:03,655 We are your honor. 672 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,866 Okay, kids, here we go. 673 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,452 Now, do you, ah... 674 00:47:08,452 --> 00:47:10,287 Wattford Reynold Watts. 675 00:47:10,287 --> 00:47:12,581 Wattford Reynold Watts... 676 00:47:12,581 --> 00:47:14,416 take this woman... 677 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:17,711 to be your lawful wedded wife? 678 00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:18,920 I do. 679 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,131 And do you, ah... 680 00:47:21,131 --> 00:47:22,883 Watty and Starlene. 681 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:24,926 Crazed killers with drop-dead good looks... 682 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,262 murders, movie stars or both. 683 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:30,557 Next on Crime Spree. 684 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:35,270 Um, I'm awfully sorry to be pointing this here gun at you, 685 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,438 Justice Thurman, sir, but... 686 00:47:36,438 --> 00:47:39,399 it looks like we're wanted and I wanta marry this girl 687 00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:41,276 right here and now. 688 00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:44,070 Looks like it's gonna be a shotgun wedding, hon. 689 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:47,157 And what if I say no? 690 00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:48,575 Then I probably have to shoot you dead. 691 00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:53,288 So, where were we in the ceremony? 692 00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:54,915 Well, I just said "I do." 693 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,209 Right. So, do you, um... 694 00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,627 Starlene Cheatham. 695 00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:02,005 Take this man to be your lawful wedded husband? 696 00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:04,382 I sure as hell do. 697 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,385 Well then, uh, here, give her the ring, son. 698 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:10,555 Oh, thank you very much, Justice Thurman, sir. 699 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,265 here you go, sweetheart. 700 00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,851 You may kiss the girl. 701 00:48:17,229 --> 00:48:19,356 Don't you try anything Justice Thurman, sir. 702 00:48:29,491 --> 00:48:30,951 Okay, Watt, smile. 703 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:35,413 Here, you don't mind taken' one of us right quick, 704 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,165 before we tie your arms? 705 00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:38,833 I guess not. 706 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:45,382 Thank you, sir. I feel real bad about this, but... 707 00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:49,135 I can tell you that you've performed a most gracious and noble deed. 708 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,764 And don't think we don't appreciate your cooperation. 709 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,350 Oh, hey... one more time. 710 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:56,268 Okay. 711 00:48:57,894 --> 00:49:00,647 Thanks. I mean we can't rightly be spending our honeymoon 712 00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:03,149 in the slammer now, can we? 713 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:05,860 No, they don't let you have sex in the slammer, son. 714 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:06,861 Oh, Justice Thurman, sir, 715 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,406 I'm just gonna have to, uh... 716 00:49:09,406 --> 00:49:11,575 disconnect your phone, but, I'm gonna put it in the bushes 717 00:49:11,575 --> 00:49:12,951 so you can retrieve it later on. 718 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:14,327 Makes sense I guess. 719 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:17,289 Can I get you a book or something like that? 720 00:49:17,289 --> 00:49:18,582 Well, uh... 721 00:49:18,582 --> 00:49:20,417 if you could turn me toward the television, 722 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:21,751 I'd be much obliged. 723 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:22,836 Okay. The count of three, baby. 724 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:24,462 One, two, three. 725 00:49:27,591 --> 00:49:30,135 Mr. Thurman, sir, this is something I hate to do, 726 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,845 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to it. 727 00:49:31,845 --> 00:49:34,764 You just tell me if it feels real uncomfortable. 728 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:36,057 That feel okay. 729 00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:38,768 - Honey, look at him. - Yeah, well... 730 00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:40,645 I'm afraid we're gonna have to get goin', but... 731 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,355 I'm gonna have to steal your car, 732 00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,733 but I'm gonna be leaving you mine, okay? 733 00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:47,861 So, she's a 1972, Plymouth Roadrunner... 734 00:49:47,861 --> 00:49:51,323 She's a bute. So we'll consider this more than a fair exchange. 735 00:49:51,323 --> 00:49:54,951 Now you take real good care, she's a collector's item. 736 00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:57,495 Thank you very much. 737 00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:00,206 Thanks for making our relationship legal. 738 00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:05,545 Oh... 739 00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:10,175 We won't ever forget this moment. 740 00:50:28,902 --> 00:50:30,737 Just do it fast... 741 00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:33,531 and keep doin' it hard. 742 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,408 Make sure you get them wings right, okay? 743 00:50:35,408 --> 00:50:36,826 You got it. 744 00:50:39,663 --> 00:50:41,539 You are so radical now. 745 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:44,417 - Shut up. - You shut up. 746 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:47,921 Look, I gotta concentrate here, okay? 747 00:50:49,381 --> 00:50:52,342 I'm gonna go to the store and get some K-Y and some cigarettes. 748 00:50:52,342 --> 00:50:53,885 Good. 749 00:50:55,011 --> 00:50:58,682 Sorry about all the blood, man. I've never done a head before. 750 00:50:58,682 --> 00:51:01,226 Yeah, a lot of blood in the head. 751 00:51:04,938 --> 00:51:05,897 Yeah, whatever, man. 752 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:09,859 Ow... 753 00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:13,488 What the fuck are you doin', man? 754 00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:14,989 Sorry, man. 755 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,825 Ow... 756 00:51:16,825 --> 00:51:19,452 See now, I guarantee you don't want to fuck with me. 757 00:51:21,371 --> 00:51:22,872 Is that right? 758 00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:25,166 Shit. What the fuck y'all doin' here? 759 00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:27,627 Givin' you a tattoo, baby. 760 00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:29,045 Now, sit your ass back down in this chair 761 00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,381 so I can finish what he started. 762 00:51:32,382 --> 00:51:33,508 Creepy... 763 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:42,016 Hey... 764 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:42,976 what the fuck is up with you guys? 765 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:44,269 You think you can just come in my place 766 00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:46,396 and start fucking with the customers, huh? 767 00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:50,608 That is exactly what I think. 768 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,819 You have a problem with that? 769 00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,404 No. You guys are cool. 770 00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:56,197 Sit down, don't speak till you're spoken to. 771 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,449 Okay. 772 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:02,579 Billy... 773 00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:08,334 I almost didn't recognize you, Bill. 774 00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:10,211 - Nice tattoo. - Thank you. 775 00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:14,007 Believe it or not, I used to be quite an artist with a needle... 776 00:52:14,007 --> 00:52:16,176 In all sorts of ways. 777 00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:20,889 Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh. 778 00:52:20,889 --> 00:52:22,265 Van Gogh cut his own ear off. 779 00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:23,725 That's right, Creepy. 780 00:52:23,725 --> 00:52:24,934 Bet you didn't know that, Billy. 781 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:28,438 - Yeah, I did know it. - I think I missed a spot. 782 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,443 Oh, there's another one. 783 00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:35,570 Fuck you! 784 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:39,282 - You drive fast, Billy. - Yeah, real fast. 785 00:52:39,282 --> 00:52:41,201 But I admire that in a man. 786 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,995 I like a man who dances with speed. 787 00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:47,499 Hey, how is that crystal treatin' you? 788 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,919 Look, it's fuckin' great. 789 00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:52,462 I know you guys always done me right. 790 00:52:52,462 --> 00:52:54,380 That's right. We always done you right! 791 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:57,133 Shut up, Creepy! 792 00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:59,552 I wouldn't do that, Billy. 793 00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:02,180 Now what Creepy meant to say, Billy... 794 00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:04,057 is that we always considered you to be a good friend. 795 00:53:04,057 --> 00:53:06,893 We done a lot of nice things for you. 796 00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:09,896 It's only logical that we'd expect you to do the same for us. 797 00:53:09,896 --> 00:53:11,272 Don't you think that's logical, Billy? 798 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:13,983 Yeah. I think that's fuckin' logical. 799 00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:19,322 Now, why were you driving so fast to San Antone? 800 00:53:19,322 --> 00:53:20,824 You got some family down here? 801 00:53:22,242 --> 00:53:25,161 I'm here to get a taco, what the fuck is it to you? 802 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:27,247 You know what, Billy, I don't like your tone. 803 00:53:28,665 --> 00:53:31,292 This would have noting' to do with Watty Watts, 804 00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,461 and that little job y'all pulled off over in Creedmore? 805 00:53:33,461 --> 00:53:34,754 We're lookin' for Watty. 806 00:53:34,754 --> 00:53:36,923 We want to see if he can give a hand with this little problem 807 00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:38,466 that we're having. 808 00:53:38,466 --> 00:53:40,176 You that's too fuckin' bad, 809 00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:42,220 'cause I haven't seen that son-of-a-bitch in a month. 810 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,930 That's not the answer I wanted to hear. 811 00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:45,849 That's not the answer we wanted to hear, asshole. 812 00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:51,062 - Whoops, wrong place. - Hey, up against the wall. 813 00:53:53,106 --> 00:53:54,440 Sweetheart... 814 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,443 sit down next to Tattoo Joe over there... 815 00:53:57,443 --> 00:54:00,446 if you want to retain that full figure of yours. 816 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:02,490 You guys mind if I smoke? 817 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:05,618 Smoke 'em up, honey. 818 00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:07,620 Whoo-whoo! 819 00:54:08,872 --> 00:54:10,790 Choo-choo-choo. 820 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:19,132 Creepy, lock the door and turn off the neon. 821 00:54:22,552 --> 00:54:23,720 Billy... 822 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,848 Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. 823 00:54:26,848 --> 00:54:29,684 I have something to confess to you. 824 00:54:29,684 --> 00:54:32,312 I lied about being a tattoo artist. 825 00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:34,439 I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. 826 00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:36,733 Fuckin' shit. 827 00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:39,485 It is gettin' a little unsanitary, don't you think? 828 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:40,153 Yeah. 829 00:54:40,153 --> 00:54:42,488 But the lure of the arts have always held sway over me... 830 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:44,741 and I will be glad to continue. 831 00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:48,369 That is if you don't want to tell me the right answers to my questions. 832 00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:51,915 You want to tell me the right answers, don't you, Billy? 833 00:54:51,915 --> 00:54:53,374 Yeah, I guess so. 834 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,793 Oh, Billy. 835 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,712 You gotta let me get a piece of that action. 836 00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:00,048 All we want is what we're owed. 837 00:55:00,048 --> 00:55:01,716 Plus a little interest. 838 00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:03,927 Yeah. A little interest. 839 00:55:03,927 --> 00:55:05,261 Come on, Billy... 840 00:55:05,261 --> 00:55:06,804 let's get out of this piss hole. 841 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:09,349 Wait a minute. 842 00:55:10,934 --> 00:55:12,560 Wait a minute. 843 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,979 I want to give you something. You look a little tuckered out. 844 00:55:16,022 --> 00:55:18,274 This is gonna perk you up. 845 00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:20,818 This is extra special stuff. 846 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,362 We've been on it all week. 847 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:24,405 It will develop your killer instinct. 848 00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:27,742 Bulls eye. I'm gonna fill you with love. 849 00:55:30,036 --> 00:55:32,914 One one-thousand, Two one-thousand... 850 00:55:32,914 --> 00:55:36,292 Three! Are you ready to rock, Billy? 851 00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:41,130 I was born on a green light, daddyo! 852 00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:18,126 Hey, Billy! 853 00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:32,807 I'll get it, honey. Just go on watching your show. 854 00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:37,353 Just a minute, I'll be right there. 855 00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:44,736 Hi, mom. 856 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:51,617 Starlene! Oh, baby! 857 00:56:53,161 --> 00:56:55,371 I haven't seen you for so long. 858 00:56:55,371 --> 00:56:57,832 Well, here I am! 859 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:01,002 Mom, what's with that gun? 860 00:57:01,002 --> 00:57:01,836 Nothing honey. 861 00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:04,714 I never answer the door after dark without it. 862 00:57:04,714 --> 00:57:07,884 Why don't you just hand me over that gun now, okay? 863 00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:14,432 Who is that good lookin' young stud there with you? 864 00:57:14,432 --> 00:57:16,100 Howdy, Thaylene. 865 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,729 You just come here right now and get you some sugar, Watty. 866 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:26,944 You been stayin' out of jail? 867 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:29,280 - Yes, ma'am. - That's good. 868 00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:31,491 Um-hum. 869 00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,621 Oh my God. Look at that ring. 870 00:57:38,206 --> 00:57:40,374 Oh! Oh my God. Is that what I think it is? 871 00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:42,960 Me and Watty tied the knot. 872 00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:45,755 Far fuckin' out. Y'all are married? 873 00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:48,257 That's right, ma. 874 00:57:50,718 --> 00:57:51,594 Oh, baby. 875 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,015 - Wait till your daddy hears. - Yeah. 876 00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,142 - Vergil! - Daddy! 877 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,311 Vergil, you're not gonna believe this. 878 00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:02,396 Vergil ripped his own throat open 879 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:06,150 during a heavy acid trip in the early sixties. 880 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,278 Vergil was born poor... 881 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:11,280 and when he read that the government was paying students 882 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:15,660 to participate in experiments with psychedelic drugs... 883 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,911 he volunteered. 884 00:58:18,204 --> 00:58:21,624 They dosed him with something called BZ... 885 00:58:21,624 --> 00:58:23,084 Vergil lost it. 886 00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:24,961 He won a huge settlement in court... 887 00:58:24,961 --> 00:58:28,923 which allowed him to live well without workin'. 888 00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:29,882 Later in his life... 889 00:58:29,882 --> 00:58:32,343 Vergil lost the function in his legs 890 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:34,595 due to an amphetamine addiction he acquired 891 00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:38,099 while tryin' to lose weight so he could avoid the draft. 892 00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:41,686 He threw a clot and lost the use of his legs. 893 00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:45,648 But Star's parents have never been addicts... 894 00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:50,069 they're just handicapped, suburban hippies. 895 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:09,755 Praise the Lord! 896 00:59:28,316 --> 00:59:31,027 Well, Vergil, I can't say I have as of yet. 897 00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:47,919 Well, yeah, Vergil, I think that I do... 898 00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:54,467 I'm nothin'... till I'm nothin'. 899 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,266 Hey, thanks. What is it? 900 01:00:16,072 --> 01:00:17,782 It's a far-out trip! 901 01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:21,369 Gee, thanks, Daddy... 902 01:00:21,369 --> 01:00:23,496 maybe you shouldn't have, huh? 903 01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:34,340 Yeah, well, thank you kindly, Vergil... 904 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:38,844 See, me and Star we're headin' down south to Mexico... 905 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:41,097 for a long-term honeymoon. 906 01:00:41,097 --> 01:00:42,265 Well! 907 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:46,060 So, what've you kids been up to today? 908 01:00:52,608 --> 01:00:55,403 Well, we killed two cops on the way over here... 909 01:00:55,403 --> 01:00:58,990 we got married and saw ourselves on TV for the first time. 910 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:04,245 Well, my goodness, that does sound like a full day! 911 01:01:04,245 --> 01:01:09,583 Starlene, I swear you ought to be a fiction writer! 912 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,920 You've got the weirdest way of talking! 913 01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:17,550 Well, I hate to be rushin' things... 914 01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:20,636 but me and Star we're on a particularly tight time-table. 915 01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:24,598 We kinda gotta get going. 916 01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:27,685 At this hour? Y'all just got here! 917 01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:30,563 Mama, it's my wedding night. 918 01:01:30,563 --> 01:01:33,107 Ready for a little sex? 919 01:01:33,107 --> 01:01:35,276 - Mom! - Goddamn, Thaylene. 920 01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:37,903 God! 921 01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:46,912 Your daddy and me want you guys to have this... 922 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:48,247 as a stake for the future! 923 01:01:48,247 --> 01:01:49,498 What is it? 924 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:58,341 Holy shit, Mom, that's 30 thousand dollars! 925 01:01:58,341 --> 01:02:01,177 Your daddy's been savin' up. 926 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:03,095 That settlement pays us pretty damn good, right? 927 01:02:04,347 --> 01:02:06,515 Whoo! 928 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:07,725 Daddy! 929 01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:10,978 We're just happy knowin' that y'all have it. 930 01:02:15,191 --> 01:02:18,235 Well, I don't know how to thank y'all... 931 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,946 that's about the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. 932 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,406 Yeah. 933 01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:26,660 Well, Mexico's callin'! 934 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,955 Yo vivo por Rojo Grande! 935 01:02:29,955 --> 01:02:31,123 Whoo! 936 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,463 What's that mean? 937 01:02:37,463 --> 01:02:39,256 I live for Big Red. 938 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,550 That's all I know in Spanish. 939 01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:50,226 Hey... 940 01:02:50,226 --> 01:02:54,021 maybe we ought to stop in one of those small towns. 941 01:02:55,106 --> 01:02:57,858 We could hole up in one of them little motels... 942 01:02:59,151 --> 01:03:02,613 and maybe you could give me something that I kinda need. 943 01:03:03,364 --> 01:03:05,616 Oh, yeah? 944 01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:07,243 What's that? 945 01:03:07,243 --> 01:03:09,120 I think you know. 946 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:13,707 Well, why don't you pull out that road map there 947 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,668 and find out where the hell we are 948 01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:17,420 and where the hell we oughta be? 949 01:03:28,139 --> 01:03:30,558 I love bein' on the run with you, Watt. 950 01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:34,228 Coverin' the great state of Texas like tornadoes... 951 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:38,357 drinkin' that cheap diner coffee with non-dairy creamer... 952 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:41,527 runnin' from the cops, runnin' from the Feds. 953 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,406 They'll try and stop us, 954 01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:47,616 they'll try and hold down on Watt and Starlene... 955 01:03:47,616 --> 01:03:49,368 but they can't... 956 01:03:49,368 --> 01:03:51,829 because we're movie stars. 957 01:03:54,540 --> 01:03:57,793 Desperadoes and outlaws on the road to freedom. 958 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:05,092 I swear to God, we remind me of Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty. 959 01:04:09,305 --> 01:04:12,349 It's going to be just like the movies, Watt. 960 01:04:13,476 --> 01:04:15,436 Just like the movies. 961 01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:21,108 Thank God we brought the Polaroid. 962 01:04:23,444 --> 01:04:25,321 Umm... 963 01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:28,699 everybody, uh... 964 01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:32,536 gets caught and killed in those movies, Star. 965 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:40,211 Summer's upon us, and as we all know 966 01:04:40,211 --> 01:04:42,922 the season brings with it a heatwave of robbery... 967 01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:45,424 assault, rape... 968 01:04:45,424 --> 01:04:47,051 and murder. 969 01:04:47,051 --> 01:04:47,885 Remember folks... 970 01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:52,640 the only think standing between you and the criminal vermin 971 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,225 are your doors. 972 01:04:54,225 --> 01:04:56,477 So secure those doors with the best. 973 01:04:56,477 --> 01:05:00,397 Titanium coated, explosive dead bolts. 974 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:01,690 From Hyperlock. 975 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:03,400 Don't stay home without them. 976 01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,528 Next on Suburban Minutes... 977 01:05:05,528 --> 01:05:08,322 A retired school teacher buys a gun and gets even... 978 01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,368 Oh, who the hell could that be? 979 01:05:17,373 --> 01:05:18,332 Wouldn't that be nice. 980 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:43,315 Howdy, Miss Cheatham. 981 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,943 I'm a friend of your daughter's. 982 01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:48,112 We had summer camp together. 983 01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:50,030 These are my friends Bob and Creepy. 984 01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:51,865 Can we have a moment of your time? 985 01:05:58,247 --> 01:05:59,415 Okay, you gonna do it to me now? 986 01:05:59,415 --> 01:06:01,834 Uh-huh. 987 01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,056 We swear... 988 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,434 on the sacrament of our own blood... 989 01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,185 that we will die... 990 01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:23,564 before fallin' into the hands of the law. 991 01:06:23,564 --> 01:06:28,235 'Cause dyin' free is better than livin' in a cage. 992 01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:32,906 Now we burn it. 993 01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:53,927 You understand? 994 01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:55,220 Yeah. 995 01:06:57,181 --> 01:07:00,059 There's no turnin' back now. 996 01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:42,286 Goddamn, there's nothin' good on. 997 01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:44,246 Fuckin' cable goin' to the fuckin' dogs. 998 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:47,875 Remember Thaylene, I'm gonna take this gun out your face... 999 01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:50,127 when you're ready to say something, okay? 1000 01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:52,421 Vergil, why can't you tell me how this thing works? 1001 01:08:52,421 --> 01:08:54,006 It's the coolest thing I've ever seen. 1002 01:08:57,718 --> 01:08:59,678 Hey, speak up. I can't hear you. 1003 01:08:59,678 --> 01:09:00,304 Oh yeah... 1004 01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:04,433 Oh, Vergil! 1005 01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:06,435 Shame on you. 1006 01:09:06,435 --> 01:09:08,395 I love this thing. 1007 01:09:08,395 --> 01:09:10,647 Hey, Creepy, we oughta set you up with one of these. 1008 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,232 - Suck it, Bob. - Okay. 1009 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,528 Now, Vergil... 1010 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:19,656 I wanna talk to you man to hippie... 1011 01:09:22,034 --> 01:09:24,828 I know that you don't want to see pretty, trippy... 1012 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:27,498 Thaylene's brains blown out all over the place. 1013 01:09:27,498 --> 01:09:30,125 And I want you to know I'm a man of honor. 1014 01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:33,879 I've never hurt a bitch unless she had it comin'. 1015 01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:36,215 Now... 1016 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:39,426 You know that we are lookin' for Watty Watts? 1017 01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:41,970 Yeah, we want to see if he can give a hand 1018 01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:43,931 with this little problem that we're havin'. 1019 01:09:43,931 --> 01:09:46,433 That's right. A helpin' hand. 1020 01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:48,811 I was hopin' that you... 1021 01:09:48,811 --> 01:09:51,438 would also give us a hand with the same situation. 1022 01:09:51,438 --> 01:09:54,399 More specifically, I was hopin' you would give us a finger. 1023 01:09:59,071 --> 01:10:01,448 It's like someone turned the volume down on his ass. 1024 01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:04,159 He's flippin' me off. 1025 01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:08,163 Maybe we oughta let her talk. She's all crying and shit. 1026 01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:09,998 Fuck you, Billy! 1027 01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:12,835 You always were a little fuckin' bleedin' heart. 1028 01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:17,422 But I guess it's a good thing for you and Vergil, huh? 1029 01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:20,884 All right. 1030 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,970 Sure. 1031 01:10:22,970 --> 01:10:23,929 Let her talk, Billy. 1032 01:10:28,767 --> 01:10:32,354 You fuckin' piece of shit! I'll kill you. 1033 01:10:32,354 --> 01:10:35,190 I'll kill you if you touch him. If you touch him... 1034 01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:37,234 I'll kill you, you bastard! 1035 01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:41,154 Tell me where they went. 1036 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,490 - No! No! - Give me your finger, Vergil. 1037 01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:46,285 Oh! No! 1038 01:10:46,285 --> 01:10:48,954 - Thay... - No! 1039 01:10:48,954 --> 01:10:50,163 Thay... 1040 01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:52,916 Oh my God. They're probably in Mexico by now. 1041 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:56,545 You fuckin' piece of shit. 1042 01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:00,632 Thank you! 1043 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:03,260 Back off of me! 1044 01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:05,929 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1045 01:11:08,724 --> 01:11:10,893 Creepy... 1046 01:11:10,893 --> 01:11:12,728 get that Eisenhower out of your pocket. 1047 01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:15,772 'Cause I'm gonna play a game with y'all. 1048 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:16,982 Doesn't that sound fun? 1049 01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,528 Creepy here, he's gonna throw that coin up in the air... 1050 01:11:21,528 --> 01:11:23,780 Billy Boy, you're gonna call it... 1051 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:28,076 if he gets it right then y'all get to live. 1052 01:11:28,076 --> 01:11:29,995 Doesn't that sound fair? Huh? 1053 01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:33,498 All right, Creepy... 1054 01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:34,750 Chuck it. 1055 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:39,838 Call it, Billy. 1056 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:40,797 Heads. 1057 01:11:44,635 --> 01:11:46,178 Tails. 1058 01:11:47,888 --> 01:11:49,181 Y'all lose. 1059 01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:51,850 Oh, shit! 1060 01:11:51,850 --> 01:11:55,020 There's that son-of-bitch's girlfriend on the Goddamn TV. 1061 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:58,815 Patching into a live, on-the-air interview... 1062 01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,859 ...with Starlene. 1063 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,653 Starlene, are you there? 1064 01:12:02,653 --> 01:12:05,322 - I sure am. - How are you doing? 1065 01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:06,573 We're doin' great. 1066 01:12:06,573 --> 01:12:08,784 Look, I just wanta call up and let all our fans know 1067 01:12:08,784 --> 01:12:10,202 that we did what we had to do for love. 1068 01:12:10,202 --> 01:12:13,080 We're not blood thirsty killers, we're just newlyweds. 1069 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:18,460 I apologize to the families of those cops that got killed, but they-- 1070 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:49,157 ...We'll be right back with more of our exclusive... 1071 01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:52,411 on-the-air, live telephone interview with Starlene. 1072 01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:53,870 On the Crime Channel. 1073 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,539 Tough people. Tough news. 1074 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:58,041 Tough reporting. We'll be right back. 1075 01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:00,210 Trip on this, Thaylene. 1076 01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:09,678 Fuck! Fuckin' bitch! 1077 01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:13,390 Fuck it! 1078 01:13:16,977 --> 01:13:18,270 Oh, shit, my guts. 1079 01:13:18,270 --> 01:13:20,272 My guts are comin' out. 1080 01:13:20,272 --> 01:13:22,816 Creepy, somebody... 1081 01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:25,277 put my guts back in. 1082 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,531 Bite on this. Bite on it. Bite on it. 1083 01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:30,699 Bite! 1084 01:13:30,699 --> 01:13:32,492 Don't even think about it mother fucker! 1085 01:13:32,492 --> 01:13:34,995 Don't even let the thought cross your fuckin' mind. 1086 01:13:34,995 --> 01:13:38,081 'Cause I swear to God I will kill you. 1087 01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:39,583 I ain't thinkin' about nothin', all right? 1088 01:13:42,127 --> 01:13:43,920 What is that smell? 1089 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,381 Damn that stinks. 1090 01:13:49,301 --> 01:13:51,970 You tell 'em, Bob. You tell 'em, man. 1091 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:54,306 You're gonna make it. You'll make it, Bob. 1092 01:13:54,306 --> 01:13:56,475 You'll make it, 'cause... 1093 01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:58,393 'cause you gotta make it. 1094 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,395 Right? 1095 01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:03,482 Bob? 1096 01:14:08,820 --> 01:14:11,656 Fuck you, Creepy. 1097 01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:19,164 Bob? 1098 01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:23,001 You okay, Bob? 1099 01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:26,671 Bob, what's happen? 1100 01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:30,425 Oh fuck! Oh fuck! 1101 01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:31,510 Oh fuck. 1102 01:14:32,886 --> 01:14:35,889 Shit man, Bob just died. 1103 01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:41,061 Oh, man. Why'd you say that to me? 1104 01:14:41,061 --> 01:14:42,979 Why'd you have to say that? 1105 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:45,565 I was just tryin' to do the right thing, Bob. 1106 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:48,443 Oh man! Oh fuck! 1107 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:51,780 Bob died, Billy. 1108 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:53,865 That's just too fuckin' bad, Creepy. 1109 01:14:55,867 --> 01:14:57,452 Son of a fuck-- 1110 01:15:00,247 --> 01:15:03,500 Fuckin' son-of-a-bitch! 1111 01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:08,713 Why you doin this to me, man? 1112 01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:12,884 'Cause I fuckin' like you. 1113 01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:29,609 Cool nickel plated 45, burnin' into my hand. 1114 01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:31,695 I prayed that I would have to shoot no one with it... 1115 01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:34,156 but I know that I'd kill twelve men dead, 1116 01:15:34,156 --> 01:15:38,410 before I'd ever let Star face the cold, steel bars of jail. 1117 01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:40,162 Okay, baby, this is it. We gotta go. 1118 01:15:40,162 --> 01:15:41,496 We'll cash the check across the border... 1119 01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,874 We'll be sippin' margaritas by sunset. 1120 01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:49,129 - Baby? - Yeah? 1121 01:15:49,129 --> 01:15:51,256 I was havin' a dream about you. 1122 01:15:51,256 --> 01:15:53,216 Uh-huh. A good dream? 1123 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,135 We were movie stars. 1124 01:15:55,135 --> 01:15:56,678 You're the movie star, baby. 1125 01:16:02,184 --> 01:16:03,727 - Hey, hon... - Uh-huh. 1126 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:06,271 I guess you got a pretty good idea how to use this. 1127 01:16:08,148 --> 01:16:10,150 - I guess I do. - Yeah. 1128 01:16:10,150 --> 01:16:12,277 You just remember what you promised, okay? 1129 01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:14,029 I remember. 1130 01:16:14,029 --> 01:16:15,530 Come on, baby move those sweet little cheeks 1131 01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:16,656 'cause we gotta vamonos. 1132 01:16:25,707 --> 01:16:27,334 Make sure you get those traveller's checks, okay?. 1133 01:16:27,334 --> 01:16:28,627 We don't want to get ripped off. 1134 01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:29,794 Okay. 1135 01:16:30,337 --> 01:16:32,756 Hey... 1136 01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:34,591 be cool, baby. 1137 01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:36,885 Watt, I was born to be cool. 1138 01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:24,224 Did you ever have the sensation 1139 01:17:24,224 --> 01:17:27,477 that there were eyes in the back of your head? 1140 01:17:27,477 --> 01:17:29,312 And those eyes were lookin' at something 1141 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,523 that was lookin' at you. 1142 01:17:31,523 --> 01:17:34,025 And you didn't know what it was they were lookin' at 1143 01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:36,653 but you knew it was somethin'. 1144 01:17:36,653 --> 01:17:39,572 I just kept tellin' myself, that life 1145 01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:43,660 has only as many pressures as you create for it. 1146 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:47,414 And I was concentrating extra hard on minimizing ours. 1147 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:08,643 Watt! 1148 01:18:09,686 --> 01:18:10,812 Get down! Get down! 1149 01:18:10,812 --> 01:18:12,355 What the hell are you doin'? 1150 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:13,398 What the hell are you doin'? 1151 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:15,066 Nothin' I got the money. Let's go. 1152 01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:15,942 Why were you runnin' like that? 1153 01:18:15,942 --> 01:18:18,153 - Like what? - Like a bat out of hell. 1154 01:18:18,153 --> 01:18:19,321 - What about them cops? - What about 'em? 1155 01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:21,323 They was makin' a deposit. 1156 01:18:21,323 --> 01:18:23,199 It's a bank. 1157 01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:25,827 They didn't see you or nothin'? 1158 01:18:25,827 --> 01:18:27,954 Yeah, they winked at me. It was so easy, Watt. 1159 01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,664 Easy as pie. 1160 01:18:29,664 --> 01:18:32,208 Would you get in the fuckin' car! 1161 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,002 I almost blew the whole fuckin' place up! 1162 01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:36,963 - Goddamn, Star! - Sorry. 1163 01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:02,197 Watty, look. 1164 01:19:02,197 --> 01:19:04,449 Yeah, I can see it. 1165 01:19:04,449 --> 01:19:07,535 Isn't it good luck to pass in front of a funeral procession? 1166 01:19:07,535 --> 01:19:09,579 - You think so? - Yeah. I think so. 1167 01:19:11,998 --> 01:19:13,208 - Oh, shit! - What? 1168 01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:14,834 - We're out of film. - So? 1169 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:18,922 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 1170 01:19:18,922 --> 01:19:20,465 This is a bad fuckin' idea. 1171 01:19:21,383 --> 01:19:23,968 Just simmer down. Worry, worry wart. 1172 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,805 - It's just gonna take a minute. - I'm gonna wait outside. 1173 01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:28,223 Fine. 1174 01:19:31,476 --> 01:19:33,812 - Hi there. - Howdy. 1175 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:38,691 I want me three cartons of that Polaroid 600 film, please. 1176 01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:41,236 Yes, ma'am. Instant happiness. 1177 01:19:41,236 --> 01:19:43,238 Yeah. 1178 01:19:43,238 --> 01:19:44,656 Just a minute, I gotta go in the back and get it. 1179 01:19:44,656 --> 01:19:45,949 Okay. 1180 01:19:47,534 --> 01:19:50,578 ...movie stars or both? 1181 01:19:50,578 --> 01:19:52,038 You decide. 1182 01:19:52,038 --> 01:19:56,835 Have you seen these larcenist lovelies? 1183 01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:58,002 This just in... 1184 01:19:58,002 --> 01:20:01,965 We have the results of the Watty and Starlene poll. 1185 01:20:04,342 --> 01:20:08,430 And seventy-five percent say the two misguided lovebirds are... 1186 01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:12,809 Innocent. 1187 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:14,144 Ohh! 1188 01:20:15,395 --> 01:20:16,438 What the hell you doin'? 1189 01:20:16,438 --> 01:20:19,899 I just wanted to see if we won them polls, honey. 1190 01:20:19,899 --> 01:20:21,526 Here you go, ma'am. 1191 01:20:21,526 --> 01:20:23,319 Thank you. 1192 01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:36,541 Hey, mister? 1193 01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:37,917 Can I have your autograph? 1194 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,252 What are you talking about? 1195 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:41,254 What the hell do you want my autograph for? 1196 01:20:41,254 --> 01:20:43,965 'Cause you're on TV mister. 1197 01:20:49,471 --> 01:20:52,265 Here you go, man. We gotta go now! 1198 01:20:52,265 --> 01:20:54,309 What's your fuckin' problem? 1199 01:20:54,309 --> 01:20:56,269 - That is my fuckin' problem. - Oh. 1200 01:20:58,229 --> 01:21:00,190 What about your change? 1201 01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:03,485 Consider it a bonus. Merry fuckin' Christmas. 1202 01:21:03,485 --> 01:21:04,319 Thanks. 1203 01:21:05,945 --> 01:21:08,114 Don't you make me drop this film. 1204 01:21:36,017 --> 01:21:39,103 Brilliant fuckin' idea, Star. We almost got made in there. 1205 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,688 I know, honey. But we got the film. 1206 01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:43,274 Fuck the film! 1207 01:21:43,274 --> 01:21:44,901 The fuckin' film almost fucked us permanently 1208 01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:47,946 and put the fuckin' possibility of it fuckin' us further 1209 01:21:47,946 --> 01:21:49,531 out of your fuckin' mind. 1210 01:21:49,531 --> 01:21:51,282 Six times. 1211 01:21:51,282 --> 01:21:54,118 You just said fuck or fuckin' six times in three sentences. 1212 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:59,874 - Oh... Oh great. - What? 1213 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,876 Great. It's the fuckin' cops. 1214 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:05,338 Okay, Star. We're gonna play this real cool. 1215 01:22:05,338 --> 01:22:06,089 Cool as ice cream. 1216 01:22:06,089 --> 01:22:07,799 This guy doesn't even know who the hell we are. 1217 01:22:12,554 --> 01:22:16,224 Excuse me sir, I have to tell you I noticed your... 1218 01:22:18,351 --> 01:22:20,687 ...registration sticker's gonna expire this month. 1219 01:22:20,687 --> 01:22:22,188 Well you don't say. 1220 01:22:22,188 --> 01:22:23,565 Didn't I tell you about that the other day? 1221 01:22:23,565 --> 01:22:26,859 You sure did, sweetheart. And I put the check in the mail. 1222 01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:29,529 You see officer, we got everything in motion. 1223 01:22:29,529 --> 01:22:31,948 This car should be legalized in mere days. 1224 01:22:31,948 --> 01:22:34,409 And you can rest assured that we'll do our part 1225 01:22:34,409 --> 01:22:37,412 in keeping the rules and regulations that make this country great. 1226 01:22:37,412 --> 01:22:39,289 Well... 1227 01:22:39,289 --> 01:22:41,207 Y'all have a good day now. 1228 01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,876 - Drive safe. - Bye-bye. 1229 01:22:44,794 --> 01:22:48,506 Thank God he's gone. 1230 01:22:48,506 --> 01:22:50,800 I hope y'all don't mind me askin', but uh... 1231 01:22:52,510 --> 01:22:54,721 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1232 01:22:54,721 --> 01:22:56,306 I don't think so. 1233 01:22:57,432 --> 01:22:59,892 I swear to God, y'all look so familiar to me. 1234 01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:01,769 - I don't think so. - We gotta be goin'. 1235 01:23:01,769 --> 01:23:03,271 We're gonna be late for church. 1236 01:23:03,271 --> 01:23:04,772 I swear to God... 1237 01:23:04,772 --> 01:23:07,233 I could have sworn I seen you on the TV. 1238 01:23:12,572 --> 01:23:14,616 Okay. 1239 01:23:14,616 --> 01:23:16,618 I know where I seen you guys now. 1240 01:23:16,618 --> 01:23:18,828 - Honey, what's he doin'? - I real sorry, y'all... 1241 01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:20,747 I gonna have to ask you to get out of the car real slow. 1242 01:23:20,747 --> 01:23:22,749 Put your hands on your head-- 1243 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:28,713 Who the hell just shot that cop? 1244 01:23:28,713 --> 01:23:31,424 Start drivin' or you're next fuckface. 1245 01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:34,427 Jesus, Billy Mack. What the fuck are you doin' here? 1246 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,472 I'm not havin' a very good day today. 1247 01:23:37,472 --> 01:23:39,223 So don't fuck around with me, okay? 1248 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,393 You look like such a fuckin' loser with that tattoo, Billy. 1249 01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:45,271 And I bet I can pull this trigger faster than you can... 1250 01:23:45,271 --> 01:23:46,939 What do you say? 1251 01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,734 Put that damn gun down Star, before I get killed. 1252 01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:52,320 No Watty, you put your gun down. I know what I'm doin'. 1253 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,739 But after Billy blows my fuckin' head off... 1254 01:23:54,739 --> 01:23:56,157 It won't matter now, will it? 1255 01:23:56,157 --> 01:23:58,284 Well why do you have to point that gun at me, huh? 1256 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:00,036 I don't know, baby. Just instinct I guess. 1257 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:03,164 For your information, I was only gonna blow his brains out 1258 01:24:03,164 --> 01:24:04,040 on your account. 1259 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:07,335 You guys shut the fuck up before I kill both of you, okay? 1260 01:24:07,335 --> 01:24:10,963 Oh yeah, Billy Mack. How are you gonna kill both of us? 1261 01:24:10,963 --> 01:24:14,050 Yeah, Billy, you may kill me before she kills you... 1262 01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:17,595 and you may not, but you're bound to die either way. 1263 01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:27,021 You guys are fuckin' crazy. 1264 01:24:27,021 --> 01:24:30,817 All right, everybody just calm the fuck down here, okay Billy? 1265 01:24:30,817 --> 01:24:33,403 you don't want to kill us, and we don't want to kill you... 1266 01:24:33,403 --> 01:24:35,697 especially with a cop lyin' here and everyone all around... 1267 01:24:35,697 --> 01:24:40,743 so why don't we just put our guns down on three, okay? 1268 01:24:41,703 --> 01:24:42,537 Okay. 1269 01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:45,623 Okay... 1270 01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:50,962 Okay. Now, altogether... 1271 01:24:51,921 --> 01:24:53,464 One... 1272 01:24:54,841 --> 01:24:56,384 Two... 1273 01:24:58,094 --> 01:25:00,430 Three. 1274 01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:11,023 Just fuckin' remember that I can kill one of y'all 1275 01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:12,692 before the other can get to me. 1276 01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:15,528 Then y'all will be separated... Ooh! 1277 01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:18,281 Drive the fuckin' car. 1278 01:26:17,173 --> 01:26:19,717 Starlene, what the fuck are you doing? 1279 01:26:20,968 --> 01:26:22,720 Puttin' on makeup. 1280 01:26:23,554 --> 01:26:25,765 In case we get killed, I wanna make sure I look good 1281 01:26:25,765 --> 01:26:27,350 for those cameras. 1282 01:26:29,811 --> 01:26:32,980 You just remember, Billy Mack, if you gotta die, die good. 1283 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,710 How are you doing today? 1284 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:58,631 We're doin' fine, hombre. Right, guys? 1285 01:26:58,631 --> 01:27:01,133 That's right, honey. "Hombre" means "man". 1286 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:03,970 Yeah, and we're all excited about practicin' our Spanish... 1287 01:27:03,970 --> 01:27:06,639 - Señor! - That was good! 1288 01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:09,559 - Right, guys? - Si! 1289 01:27:09,559 --> 01:27:12,061 And what are you going to be doing in Acuña, Mexico today? 1290 01:27:14,814 --> 01:27:16,148 Buyin' stuff... 1291 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:19,527 Go shoppin', get some piñatas, and stuff... 1292 01:27:24,073 --> 01:27:25,366 Whoops! 1293 01:27:29,787 --> 01:27:31,122 Look what I did! 1294 01:27:35,376 --> 01:27:37,253 Did you see what I did? 1295 01:27:39,714 --> 01:27:43,509 Okay if we go on, Señor? 1296 01:27:46,846 --> 01:27:48,556 Have a good day in Acuña, Mexico! 1297 01:27:49,682 --> 01:27:50,558 Gracias. 1298 01:28:40,775 --> 01:28:42,818 Give me the fuckin' gun! 1299 01:28:45,738 --> 01:28:48,282 I'll blow her fuckin' brains out! 1300 01:28:48,282 --> 01:28:49,450 Gimme that fuckin' gun! Drop it! 1301 01:28:51,786 --> 01:28:54,121 Watty, drop that fuckin' gun, man! 1302 01:28:58,751 --> 01:29:01,879 Don't do it, Billy. Don't fuckin' do it, man! 1303 01:29:08,469 --> 01:29:10,054 Whoo-hooo! 1304 01:29:23,526 --> 01:29:25,111 Get the fuck out of the car, c'mon! 1305 01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:36,998 I'm real proud of you guys... 1306 01:29:36,998 --> 01:29:38,666 you did real good back there! 1307 01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:40,501 I almost feel like we're a team again. 1308 01:29:43,838 --> 01:29:45,506 I almost feel bad about what I gotta do. 1309 01:29:46,716 --> 01:29:48,175 You don't have to do anything, Billy. 1310 01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:51,929 I fuckin' do have to do something, asshole. 1311 01:29:53,055 --> 01:29:55,975 See, 'cause I got these voices inside my head... 1312 01:29:55,975 --> 01:29:57,226 What are they sayin' to you, Billy? 1313 01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:16,245 They're tellin' me to get my ass in gear! 1314 01:30:18,039 --> 01:30:20,249 - Is that comfortable, sweetie? - Go to hell! 1315 01:30:20,249 --> 01:30:24,003 'Cause I'm already there, and you're givin' me a blow job! 1316 01:30:26,213 --> 01:30:29,341 Party's over, kids! Where's the fuckin' money? 1317 01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:31,761 It's in the trunk, man. 1318 01:30:31,761 --> 01:30:33,929 You don't wanna hurt her, I'm the one you want. 1319 01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:37,558 I know that, man, I'm not fuckin' stupid! 1320 01:30:37,558 --> 01:30:39,685 Goddamn, I'm the king of Mexico! 1321 01:30:39,685 --> 01:30:41,145 I'm the king of the fuckin' world! 1322 01:30:43,022 --> 01:30:45,775 Can we just talk, huh, Billy? 1323 01:30:45,775 --> 01:30:47,485 Just you and me, man... just you and me. 1324 01:30:50,237 --> 01:30:53,324 What the fuck are you doin'? 1325 01:30:53,324 --> 01:30:55,659 Don't you know I'll fuckin' blow her brains out? Right now? 1326 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:58,329 You don't wanna hurt her, man... she's your friend... 1327 01:30:58,329 --> 01:31:00,998 we're all friends... we're just a little high-strung right now 1328 01:31:00,998 --> 01:31:03,834 this is a high-pressure situation, remember, Billy... 1329 01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:06,253 your life has only as many pressures as you create. 1330 01:31:10,591 --> 01:31:12,968 Don't make me fuckin' shoot her, man... 1331 01:31:14,053 --> 01:31:16,889 I shot so many people today! 1332 01:31:17,932 --> 01:31:21,894 Billy, do you remember in Huntsville on "D" Block? 1333 01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:24,063 When they flushed your head down the toilet... 1334 01:31:24,063 --> 01:31:26,482 kicked you up something awful. Do you remember what I did? 1335 01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:31,862 Sure I fuckin' remember, Watty. 1336 01:31:31,862 --> 01:31:34,448 I went out and beat the shit out of every one of them, man... 1337 01:31:34,448 --> 01:31:37,952 I kicked their asses. Me! And I'm not a violent man! 1338 01:31:39,870 --> 01:31:42,540 Don't that mean something, Billy? 1339 01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,625 Don't that mean anything? 1340 01:31:44,625 --> 01:31:48,671 That's past fuckin' history, Watty. This is the present... 1341 01:31:48,671 --> 01:31:51,132 and the point is, you fucked me! 1342 01:31:51,132 --> 01:31:53,509 And I'm sick of people fuckin' with me! 1343 01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:55,553 C'mon, tell the truth, you're always fucking yourself! 1344 01:31:55,553 --> 01:31:57,721 This has got nothing to do with her, man! 1345 01:31:57,721 --> 01:31:59,723 You just leave her alone, you let her go... 1346 01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:00,850 I'll get you the money... 1347 01:32:00,850 --> 01:32:03,352 and you and me, man, we can have it out. 1348 01:32:03,352 --> 01:32:05,437 I don't fuckin' know, man... 1349 01:32:05,437 --> 01:32:07,273 I been speedin' for the past two days... 1350 01:32:07,273 --> 01:32:08,691 and I'm not thinkin' very clearly. 1351 01:32:10,943 --> 01:32:11,861 Stay the fuck back! 1352 01:32:17,241 --> 01:32:20,369 Okay, go get that fuckin' money out of the car... 1353 01:32:20,369 --> 01:32:21,871 and you bring it over here... 1354 01:32:21,871 --> 01:32:23,831 and maybe I won't blow her fuckin' brains out. 1355 01:32:23,831 --> 01:32:25,708 And don't fuckin' try any shit. 1356 01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:32,006 Hey Billy, I'm gonna show you a little experiment, okay? 1357 01:32:32,006 --> 01:32:33,757 No, fuck that! 1358 01:32:34,842 --> 01:32:37,553 I'm gonna reach into my pocket and pull out a dollar bill... 1359 01:32:37,553 --> 01:32:39,180 so don't do anything stupid, all right? 1360 01:32:40,347 --> 01:32:42,683 You know anything about reflexes, Billy? 1361 01:32:43,893 --> 01:32:45,853 I know something about 'em. 1362 01:32:45,853 --> 01:32:48,647 People's reflexes are a lot slower than you might think. 1363 01:32:48,647 --> 01:32:51,025 Take me, for example. See this dollar bill in my hand? 1364 01:32:51,025 --> 01:32:54,195 I bet if I drop it, my left hand ain't fast enough to catch it. 1365 01:32:54,195 --> 01:32:55,446 Let's see. 1366 01:32:59,366 --> 01:33:00,367 See that? 1367 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:02,411 My left hand don't know what my right hand is doing 1368 01:33:02,411 --> 01:33:05,039 before it does it, and they're my hands, man! 1369 01:33:05,039 --> 01:33:06,874 What the fuck are you doing?! 1370 01:33:06,874 --> 01:33:09,585 Now think if those reflexes were someone else's... 1371 01:33:11,754 --> 01:33:13,672 there just ain't enough time to react. 1372 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:19,511 Now let's pretend that my left hand... 1373 01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:22,348 is that finger on the trigger... 1374 01:33:22,348 --> 01:33:24,725 and my right hand's me... 1375 01:33:24,725 --> 01:33:27,811 there's a good chance you can't pull that trigger 1376 01:33:27,811 --> 01:33:29,688 before I knock you upside the head. 1377 01:33:29,688 --> 01:33:31,148 Know what I mean? 1378 01:33:33,901 --> 01:33:34,526 Check it out. 1379 01:33:49,208 --> 01:33:50,209 Motherfucker! 1380 01:34:20,614 --> 01:34:24,034 I got you, you motherfucker! 1381 01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:26,453 Yeah! 1382 01:34:31,709 --> 01:34:32,584 Fuck! 1383 01:34:39,466 --> 01:34:42,303 Who's sitting on top of the fuckin' world now, huh? 1384 01:34:42,303 --> 01:34:43,804 Huh, motherfucker? 1385 01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:46,223 Not you, Billy! 1386 01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:50,853 What did you...? 1387 01:34:53,105 --> 01:34:54,565 I just killed you, you asshole. 1388 01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:55,918 I Ching, Hexagram 29... Six at the top... 1389 01:35:55,918 --> 01:36:01,256 When in the extremity of danger a man loses his right way... 1390 01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:06,637 he's entangled in his sins, and has no means of escape. 1391 01:36:14,228 --> 01:36:16,146 We had lost our way... 1392 01:36:16,146 --> 01:36:18,023 We would find ourselves in Mexico... 1393 01:36:19,316 --> 01:36:23,320 I would work as a mechanic and Star would appear on a talk show 1394 01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:26,740 all the infinite possibilities of a straight new life 1395 01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:30,828 would spread out before us like an ever-expanding pool of blood. 1396 01:36:32,913 --> 01:36:34,331 I thought of the people who had died... 1397 01:36:37,251 --> 01:36:40,587 and I could hear all their voices screaming in my head. 1398 01:36:42,089 --> 01:36:46,468 Screaming, that death... 1399 01:36:46,468 --> 01:36:47,594 is not sweet. 1400 01:36:51,014 --> 01:36:52,516 I didn't know where we were goin'... 1401 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,228 I didn't really know where we had been. 1402 01:36:56,228 --> 01:36:58,772 But I knew that we were going together... 1403 01:37:00,566 --> 01:37:06,697 and, for a fleeting moment, I felt that we were free. 1404 01:37:11,243 --> 01:37:13,745 Really free. 1404 01:37:14,305 --> 01:38:14,251 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9drux Help other users to choose the best subtitles