1 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,183 [female narrator] Sex... 2 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,185 Sexuality. 3 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:20,221 What makes one person attracted to another? 4 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,822 What is attraction? 5 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,191 Is it emotional? 6 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,392 Is it physical? 7 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,726 or... 8 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,128 a little bit of both. 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,332 I used to think you were either born gay or born straight. 10 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,533 Oops! Sorry! 11 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,635 That's alright, sweetie. 12 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,637 Nowadays, its okay to be what they call 13 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,506 "sexually fluid". 14 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,109 But what does that actually mean when it comes to 15 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:41,809 relationships? 16 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,478 You know, monogamy, commitment. 17 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:47,281 Can you be a free spirited, 18 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,616 sexually fluid, 19 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,351 pansexual, 20 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,419 bisexual, 21 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,653 metrosexual 22 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,622 monogamist? 23 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:55,756 Oh and... 24 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,158 also be Latin. 25 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:59,093 [cat calls in Spanish] 26 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,162 [answers in Spanish] 27 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,364 Holy shit! I thought you were a gringa! 28 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,233 I don't know. 29 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:06,434 I just know that... 30 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:07,368 life is full of 31 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,602 exciting, 32 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,204 unpredictable, 33 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,239 pleasurable 34 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,706 chaos. 35 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,243 That, no book or class or parent 36 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,145 can prepare you for. 37 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,546 You pretty much have to wing it, 38 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,581 and go with your gut. 39 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,151 Always go with your instincts. 40 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:23,851 Well, 41 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,287 that's what an acting teacher told me, anyway. 42 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,440 [grunting in distress] 43 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,646 [woman squeals] 44 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,586 [woman laughs] 45 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,923 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 46 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,858 Are you okay? 47 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,897 Are you okay? 48 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,565 I think so. I think so. 49 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,500 Thanks. 50 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,834 Hey, I'm uh, I'm Lola. 51 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,236 Hi, I'm uh 52 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,404 I'm Cassanova. 53 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,705 Thank you. - Wait a minute. 54 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,809 Hi! I am Cassanova. "Cassanova"? Wow! 55 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,577 That's a unique name. 56 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,812 Especially for a woman. 57 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:27,181 Yeah. Well, it's with the two "s's" though. 58 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:29,450 You know. Not the one 's' like the famous lover. 59 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,619 Oh yeah yeah. That is different. 60 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,586 Hey, wait a minute. 61 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,887 Are you in the 80's play? 62 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,224 Uh, yeah. You? 63 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,858 Yeah, I mean that's gonna be fun. 64 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,293 Ha! But I mean, 80's, ooh! 65 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,562 Been there, done that. You know what I mean? 66 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,364 Yeah, me too! 67 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,534 I hope they don't need this as a coat rack, 68 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,302 'cause I think I ruined this thing. 69 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,204 You know what? Let's get out of here 70 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,672 before we get busted, okay? 71 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,740 That's a good one. 72 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:54,842 [Cassanova] So, you weren't supposed to be in the show? 73 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,610 [Lola] No, but a friend on the crew said 74 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,312 they were looking for this character 75 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,214 and they couldn't find her. So, here I am. 76 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,215 I'm glad. 77 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,851 I read with some of the people that read for your part, 78 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:05,519 They were horrible. 79 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,222 Like they couldn't even do a Queens accent. 80 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,223 They were like, 81 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,292 [stilted fake accent] "Forget about it." 82 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:14,462 as opposed to you know, fuggetaboutid [Brooklyn accent] 83 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,463 "Yo, you talkin' to me? " 84 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,798 "Yeah baby, who else would I be talkin' to?" [with accent] 85 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,600 "I grew up in Queens and I walk my 'dawg' 86 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,669 every morning, to get my cup of coffee." 87 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,637 We Hobokonites have the same accent. 88 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,273 So, you are from Hoboken? Yeah. 89 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,275 Yeah, I live in Jersey too - the "burbs". 90 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,877 Listen, I gotta go this way. But I'll see you tomorrow? 91 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:33,013 Well, you sure you don't want to grab a bite to eat or something? 92 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,415 Naw, I have a date. 93 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,785 Who is this lucky...person? 94 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,619 My husband. 95 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,753 Oh, you're married! 96 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,455 Yeah. Ten years. 97 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,557 We have a romantic dinner planned. 98 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,559 Can't miss it. See ya tomorrow? 99 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,594 See ya tomorrow. 100 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,998 [alarm beeping] 101 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,414 [sighs] 102 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,975 [sighs] 103 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,479 [man] I love you. 104 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:44,718 I love you too. 105 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,063 See you tomorrow, everyone. Same time, same place. 106 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:03,637 [speaking in Spanish] 107 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,946 [sighs] 108 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,832 Excuse me, could you just, excuse me. 109 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:35,035 [party music] 110 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,879 [music continues] 111 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,494 Cass? 112 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,161 Cass! 113 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,599 Oh my God! It's so good to see you. 114 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,867 Hola, chica, how's it going? 115 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,869 I'm gonna come, sit with you. 116 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,771 I don't think there's room but... 117 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,506 It's alright. 118 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,507 Nice boots, girl. 119 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,108 God, these young girls are big. 120 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,142 Excuse me! 121 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,744 Ooh, I think you lost something. 122 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,546 How are you? 123 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,146 Great! 124 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:26,980 Oh my God! 125 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,717 I'm great but can you believe my agent sent me out for this? 126 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,283 I'm gonna kill her. 127 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,753 Why? You'd be perfect. 128 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,822 What? What are you talking about? 129 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,590 Look around, Evelyn! 130 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:39,827 I look like the offspring of the Brady Bunch in this room. 131 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,595 But you're not, okay? 132 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,963 You're a Canto to me, 133 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,965 you're more Latina than most of these 134 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,935 wanna be Nuyoricans who can barely speak Spanish. 135 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,236 You know how it is, Evelyn. 136 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,071 Unless you look like 137 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,541 Jennifer Lopez, you're not Latin. 138 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,676 Why does your agent send-- - Can you please just... 139 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,745 You're not going to get it, mama, I'm sorry. 140 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,748 Why does your agent send you out on this kind of stuff? 141 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:04,117 Tell her that you want more Anglo-Saxon... 142 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,086 I tell her, I tell her but 143 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,721 she knows I'm Cuban. 144 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,822 You know, but it doesn't matter. 145 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:11,725 I've been out for everything, all kinds of roles, 146 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,995 all American wasp, Eastern European, Latina, 147 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:18,632 Canadian, Alaskan, Scandinavian, 148 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,200 everything in the book. 149 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,835 Give me a U, give me an S, 150 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,270 give me an A, a, a! 151 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,839 What's that spell? What's that spell? 152 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,611 No really, what's that spell? 153 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,916 [toy gun drops] [man] Ouch! 154 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,686 So you think because I am Russian, 155 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,721 I am a communist? 156 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,259 Well, you are right. 157 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,262 [man] Are you Italian? 158 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,766 [coughing, sputtering] 159 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,202 [laughing] 160 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,809 That happened? 161 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,644 It totally happened. 162 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,045 Oh, that sucks, Cass. 163 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,146 I'm so sorry. 164 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,915 But you know, why do we do it? 165 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,950 I don't know...because we're freaks? 166 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,719 Freakers are seekers, baby. 167 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,253 That's true. 168 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,022 Alright, so what side do you have? 169 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,824 Let's see, I am 170 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,358 oh, shocker. 171 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,093 Hooker 172 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,829 She has a fight with her pimp. 173 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,264 That's uh, original, really original. 174 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,867 I got Hooker 175 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,670 At least we're not up for the same role. 176 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,303 That's good. 177 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,072 Mine gets beaten and then 178 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,641 questioned by the police. 179 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,341 Good for you. 180 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,909 I wonder who's got Hooker 181 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,210 Don't know. One of these hookers. 182 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,646 Cassanova Ciantu? 183 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,649 Canto! Right over here. 184 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,616 Wish me luck! 185 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,020 Love you! Be careful. 186 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,656 Nice booty. 187 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,292 You know, I'm a huge New York Beat cop fan. 188 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,995 I've been trying to get an audition for years but 189 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,229 my agent actually says 190 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,030 she knows you. 191 00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,266 She actually met you at one of the parties that... 192 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,307 Hi! 193 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,778 I'm just gonna put this down. 194 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,680 [clears throat] 195 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,182 Any questions? 196 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,184 Cassanova? 197 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,024 [offensively exaggerated Spanish accent] Yeah, um... 198 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,794 was she raped and beatin' first, 199 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,930 before she got high and 'ovadosed', you know, 200 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,901 or was she raped and beatin', 201 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:38,171 while she got high and then 'ovadosed'? Because you know... 202 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,240 that's stupi', yo! 203 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,115 [Cassanova] Suffice it to say, they didn't buy me 204 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,983 as a Latina hooker, but... 205 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,719 they would buy me as an Irish one. 206 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,354 [Irish accent] Apparently they think I'd make a better living 207 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,189 on the streets of Dublin, not Times Square. 208 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,225 How's my Irish accent? Is it okay? 209 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,960 Better luck next time, Cass. 210 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995 Yeah, whatever. 211 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,698 What else is going on? 212 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,267 [Cassanova] You asshole! 213 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,770 I'm trying to share something really important with you 214 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,072 REALLY enlightening. 215 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,142 And all you care about is how you fit into the picture. 216 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,177 I think I'm not in love with him anymore. 217 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,413 I don't know how this could happen. We're... 218 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,315 We're constantly arguing. 219 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,885 Peter, you can't let go of something that happened 220 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,486 three years ago, and then nothing. 221 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,488 Maybe I should have cheated on you too. 222 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,690 We were so in love. It's... 223 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:32,492 It's crazy. 224 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,861 [Peter] You lied, 225 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,730 and you cheated on me and you never really apologized for it. 226 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,431 Nev...Never? 227 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,067 Never apologized for it? 228 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,401 Let me see, 229 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,137 where is that freaking affidavit? 230 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,174 I have written testimony, that I notarized 231 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,109 stating the numerous, extensive apologies 232 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,477 that have come out of this mouth. 233 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,779 C'mon! That's bullshit! 234 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,080 Why is it crazy? 235 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,816 People do fall out of love, you know? 236 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,819 Yeah, but I thought I'd be with him for the rest of my life. 237 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,087 I don't think I can do it. 238 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,254 [Peter] I can't believe that after all-- 239 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,023 I'm not gonna rehash this again. I'm not. 240 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,391 I'm not gonna rehash this again. 241 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,193 Well, yeah we are. Yes, you are. 242 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,295 You're going to talk about this until you realize 243 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,130 Oh my God! 244 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,332 There are other ways to torture someone 245 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,434 that are much more humane. 246 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,406 [therapist] What can't you do? 247 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,374 Live without him. 248 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,011 We're discussing this. 249 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:24,778 No. 250 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,347 We are discussing this, 251 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,050 and I'm saying it again, 252 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,952 in a therapist's office. 253 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,787 No more! Not here! 254 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:34,822 I'm not going to... 255 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:36,924 I've already told you, I am not going anywhere, alright? 256 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:37,724 Peter, c'mon! 257 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,027 Please, just sit down and listen. 258 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,395 No! You made your bed, now lie in it. 259 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,402 How's the sex? 260 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,871 In a word-- 261 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:51,471 horrible. 262 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,340 [therapist] Horrible? 263 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,843 Do you two communicate about that? 264 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,110 Please, 265 00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,280 communication has never been a problem for us. 266 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,415 I told him a hundred times, 267 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,151 he never does anything new, 268 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,352 or anything I suggest. 269 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,920 For the past ten years, 270 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,123 we've been making love the same-exact-way. 271 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,892 I've introduced food, 272 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,860 costumes, 273 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,394 toys, gadgets, 274 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,830 different places, different positions, 275 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,931 hands, tongue, mouth. 276 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:18,932 He's introduced 277 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:19,933 his penis. 278 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,401 Was it ever any good? 279 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,970 [Cassanova] Well... 280 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,504 I guess when we first started dating, 281 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,473 yeah it was hot and heavy, but.... 282 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,209 he was never really physically my type. 283 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,177 What's your type? 284 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,147 Okay, 285 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,916 you know The Rock, 286 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,851 Dwayne Johnson? 287 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,920 That's my type. 288 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:40,487 Peter? 289 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,856 Not The Rock. 290 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,958 I like tall; he's my height. 291 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,294 I like dark; he's light. 292 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,163 I like strong and muscular; he had a potbelly by the age of 30. 293 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:50,797 It sucks. 294 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,166 Why do you think you stay? 295 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,935 Because I did-- 296 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,039 I do really love him. 297 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,910 Despite all the sexual mishaps, I-- 298 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,444 he was the only man 299 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,947 who really understood me. We were so 300 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,082 emotionally and intellectually compatible. 301 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,084 He got me. You know what I mean? 302 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,385 I do know what you mean. 303 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,056 I think we're gonna need to continue this 304 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,257 at your next session. 305 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,192 Sounds good. 306 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,293 Vacation, huh? 307 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,228 Yes. 308 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,131 Sure. Have fun. 309 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,200 How much did that director love you? 310 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,303 No, he thinks you are great too. Besides, I'm married. 311 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,005 But he's not. 312 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,273 That's his problem. 313 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,441 What about you, Lola? 314 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,944 Are you married or with someone? 315 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,079 Well, I broke up with someone recently. 316 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,049 Yeah, Sam and I were together for about four years. 317 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,051 We lived together and we split up 318 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,385 a couple of months ago. 319 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,121 Wow, so recently. Are you okay? 320 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,991 Yeah, I'm fine, but it was rough. 321 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,459 I miss him. 322 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,560 Of course, of course. 323 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,196 You were practically married. He was your husband. 324 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,065 No. Lovers. 325 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,067 Oh. Okay. 326 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,069 Anyway, he was a douche, 327 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,305 he would drop me every time I got into a play. 328 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,707 Are you serious? But, you are an actress. 329 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,409 What'd he expect you to do? - Quit acting. 330 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,144 So, what did you do? - Kept acting. 331 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,712 Good girl. 332 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,714 Listen, I uh, 333 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,317 I'd love to talk to you some more, but 334 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,952 I gotta go. 335 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,321 Okay, I guess, see you tomorrow? 336 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,389 See you tomorrow. 337 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,257 See ya. 338 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,176 Richard, I'm dying. 339 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,478 Girl, you are always dying. 340 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,282 No, Rich, I'm serious. I'm completely obsessed. 341 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,351 I never felt this way about anyone 342 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,086 in my seventeen relationships. 343 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:57,524 You know, I knew her the minute I met her. 344 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,059 She's different. 345 00:15:59,092 --> 00:15:59,726 She's it. 346 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,195 It? Honey, she's straight. 347 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,331 I know, but there's something about her. 348 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,499 I mean, she seems to be attractive, 349 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,168 but she's not even aware. 350 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,404 She has got to be aware, honey! 351 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,306 Why do you wanna be 352 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,309 treading in that unchartered wilderness for anyway? 353 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,411 Stick with the village. 354 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,447 What you know! 355 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,754 What about Sara? 356 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,058 She's bi and Lord knows, she's beautiful. 357 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,493 Yeah, she's beautiful, but she doesn't have "it". 358 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,297 You know this, this Cassanova she has it all. 359 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,067 She's so smart and talented. 360 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,667 Oh! 361 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,369 You know she works for morning radio. 362 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,371 Oh no, I was listening to her today, 363 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,738 she was so great. 364 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,607 She was funny and-- - Straight. 365 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,276 warm-- - Straight! 366 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,079 And, so beautiful. - Still straight! 367 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,513 Would you shut up with that. 368 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,715 What the hell are you gonna do with a straight woman 369 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,350 besides go shopping? 370 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:03,256 Oh, I can do plenty if she'd let me. 371 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,394 Oh my God, there she is! There she is! 372 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,361 How's my hair? 373 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,063 Nighmare on Elm street, right? Oh my God. 374 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099 Alright, my make up? My make up? 375 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,667 My basic face? What about my lips? 376 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,502 Get my lipstick! 377 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,603 Damn, L. 378 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,839 You would think you'd be meeting Shakira or somebody. 379 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,841 Oh God. Damn! 380 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,776 It's the wrong shade. Can you give me yours? 381 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,113 You know I don't carry that shit with me. 382 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,115 It stays at Lucky Chang's. 383 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,083 I only wear that stuff for my act. 384 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,085 Now calm down. 385 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,121 You look gorgeous. 386 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,690 If you just fluff up your hair a little bit, 387 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,160 you got any hairspray in that trunk of yours? 388 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,632 I forgot the hairspray. This is the worst. 389 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,368 Honey, this is not the worst. 390 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,803 Mamma here will tell you about some worst times. 391 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,505 Now, calm down. 392 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,841 Hey Lola! What's up? 393 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,244 I'm starving, can I join you? 394 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,811 Sure, sure. 395 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,215 Cassanova, this is Richard. Richard, this is Cassanova. 396 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,151 Hi! Pleasure meeting you. 397 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,819 Pleasure to meet you, Cassanova. 398 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,721 I'm starving. 399 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:12,225 Okay so what were you guys talking about? 400 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,165 [Cassanova narrating] So for the next two weeks, we rehearsed. 401 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,135 We were only one of the one acts in the festival 402 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,371 but, we were the best one. 403 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,674 Lola and I grew very close. 404 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,477 It was really somewhat kismet. 405 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,714 I felt like, I knew her for centuries. 406 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,250 The fun was non-stop. 407 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,187 Even though, Peter and I kept arguing. 408 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,256 She kept listening. 409 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:50,163 She was kind, supportive, wise and well, fun. 410 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,465 So much fun. 411 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:56,836 [soft piano music] 412 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:21,894 [music continues] 413 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,643 [Cassanova] Then, opening night came. 414 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,413 We hadn't done a line drill, 415 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,348 so we decided to meet at the coffee shop 416 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,384 to go over our lines before call. 417 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,353 I can't believe it's opening night already. 418 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,689 We've only rehearsed for two weeks. I can't wait. 419 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,690 Yeah, me neither. 420 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,858 Hey listen Cass, I got to tell you something-- 421 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,360 - Hello, ladies! 422 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,662 Can I get you something to drink? 423 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,465 No, I'll just um, I'll just have a cup of coffee. 424 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,501 And I will have a diet coke. 425 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,536 Sure thing. Coming right up. 426 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,308 He's cute. 427 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,975 Yeah, yeah. He's cute. Listen, Cass, 428 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,912 uh, I got to tell you something. It's kinda personal. 429 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,714 I got to tell you before Sara gets here. 430 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,515 - Sure, sure hon, 431 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,049 you know you can tell me anything. 432 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:50,983 Are your parents okay? 433 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,953 Yeah, they're fine. It's just that um... 434 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,622 I should've told you this 435 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,624 a couple of weeks ago, in the beginning. 436 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,425 [phone rings] 437 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,492 One second. 438 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,896 Hold that thought. Sara? 439 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,898 Yeah, I have a pair. Only one? 440 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,934 Sure. Bye, bye. 441 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,636 It was Sara. 442 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,438 She wanted to know if I had 443 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,073 an extra pair of lace gloves for the Madonna scene. 444 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,543 Yeah, that's nice. That's nice. 445 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,345 That's nice? 446 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,046 Jeez, Lola, what's going on? 447 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,281 Here you go, ladies. 448 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,618 Thank you. -Enjoy your coffee. 449 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,622 I will. 450 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:32,959 Cass-- 451 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,961 Lola, check this out. 452 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,097 This guy gave me his number. 453 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,068 Call me sometime so I can give you some "real" service. 454 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,302 I can't believe this 455 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,772 I get more action married than when I was single. 456 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,873 Cass 457 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,342 Can I call you Cass? 458 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,645 Only my really good friends call me Cass. 459 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:53,546 you know, so... 460 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,783 Cass, I'm bisexual and Sam is really Samantha. 461 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,452 [Cassanova narrating] Okay, right now you should be seeing 462 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,554 a light bulb over my head! 463 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,489 You see it?! 464 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,624 Okay, maybe you don't. But it's there! 465 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,659 Don't ask me right now why because, 466 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,928 I don't know. 467 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,930 But for a split second, 468 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,965 there was a flash. 469 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,736 And? 470 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,738 "And"? 471 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,873 I just told you that I was into women also 472 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,842 and that I lied to you about 473 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,911 Samantha who I've been in a relationship with 474 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,012 for four years. 475 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,047 We live-- why aren't you surprised? 476 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,683 I don't know. 477 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,084 I'm just not. 478 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,553 What I am surprised about 479 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,022 is the fact that you didn't tell me sooner. 480 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,724 I mean, I thought we were friends. 481 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,726 I'm sorry. It's just that you know, 482 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,762 people judge you when they hear you are a little different. 483 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,764 Oh, you're different alright. 484 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,866 But it has nothing to do with your sexuality. 485 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,635 "This" actually makes you normal. 486 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,537 Shut up! I'm sorry, really. 487 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,905 I mean, if you have to worry about anybody 488 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,174 treating you differently because of part of who you are, 489 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,009 then the sooner you can get rid of them. 490 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,645 It's a good way to narrow down 491 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,112 the good friends from the crappy ones. 492 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,049 You are right. You are absolutely right. 493 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:06,085 Oh God, I feel like such a great weight has been lifted 494 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,821 off my shoulder. You have no idea. 495 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,659 Can't believe you think I would treat you differently or 496 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,662 change my attitude towards you just because 497 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:16,763 you're a rugmuncher. 498 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,798 Great! Epithets! 499 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,701 So you like a little something, something 500 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,771 muffin with your sausage in the morning. 501 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,574 I'm starting to regret having told you. 502 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,445 Cass, is my hair high enough? 503 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,580 High enough? 504 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,947 Lola, it's an edifice. 505 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,818 You've got Empire State Building, Sears Tower 506 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,520 Lola's Hair! 507 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,555 Places everyone! 508 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,893 Fuacata! - Break a leg, gorgeous. 509 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,928 You too, sexy thing. 510 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,964 [funky dance music] 511 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,882 Oh my God! 512 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,984 They loved it. They totally loved it. 513 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:13,553 We were pretty funny. 514 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,589 Are you kidding me, hon'! You were hysterical! 515 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:20,192 You're so easy to play with. - I know. I am pretty amazing. 516 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,963 Listen Cass, what are you doing tonight? 517 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,265 I don't know, I got to see what Peter wants to do. 518 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,902 Oh 'cause there's this really great party that I am going to 519 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:32,705 I think would be terrific, if you wanted to come with. 520 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,807 Sure, I just gotta see what Peter wants to do. 521 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,075 I'm sure it'll be fine. 522 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,845 Well, it's...it's not your average party. 523 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,180 Oh no? What kind of party is it? 524 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:44,717 It's at a lesbian club. It's an all girl party, 525 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:49,088 but there's always a lot of mixed couples there. 526 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:51,824 Okay. 527 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,027 That's totally cool. 528 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:58,297 I'm sure Peter won't mind. Besides, you know straight guys. 529 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,567 Oh, I do know straight guys. 530 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,672 [electronic dance music] 531 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,144 [Cassanova] This place is great! Have you been here before? 532 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,682 Yeah, yeah, a couple of times. One of my friends works here. 533 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:18,985 What can I get you to drink? First round is on the house. 534 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,955 Thanks! I'll have a vodka martini with olives, dirty. 535 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,090 Peter? 536 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,092 I'll have a rum and Coke, thanks. 537 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,094 Rum and Coke, okay. 538 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,999 Are you still hooked on her? 539 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,034 There's no way I'm getting unhooked. 540 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:40,139 Well, you better sweetie. She's absolutely straight. 541 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,609 She has a husband, for God's sake. 542 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,677 I know, but I sense something. 543 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,680 I don't know, maybe it's wishful thinking. 544 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,216 Maybe?! It is! 545 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,652 You know what Richard, I am serious. 546 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,687 We have a definite connection. 547 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,023 Besides, she's not happy with him. 548 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,959 That doesn't mean she will be happy with a woman. 549 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:03,963 Well, I know. But one can always dream, can't one? 550 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:04,897 [both laugh] 551 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:10,002 You were great tonight, honey. - Thanks, babe. 552 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:14,907 Lola's really easy to work with. You know I really like her. 553 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:17,910 Oh yeah, I do too. 554 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,948 But I definitely like you more. 555 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,249 [both laugh] 556 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:29,021 Maybe she's not straight, but at worst, she's bi. 557 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,991 Maybe she's into you and doesn't know it. 558 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,160 You think? 559 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,063 Maybe not. 560 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,065 Give me the damn spritzer! 561 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,188 I'm going to the bar to get a drink. You want something? 562 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,657 Yeah, another rum and Coke. Thanks, babe. 563 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,671 Do you want a drink? - I don't drink anymore. 564 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,006 Huh? - No. 565 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,746 There she is. 566 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,719 Well, have fun. 567 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:42,161 Working the room, huh? 568 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,166 I see you're keeping yourself occupied. 569 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:49,435 Oh, I wasn't expecting you. 570 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:52,705 Yeah, of course you weren't. 571 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,841 So, where's Peter? 572 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,876 Checking out the scene. 573 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:08,320 He's a, he's a really terrific guy. 574 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:12,424 Yeah, he really liked you in the play. 575 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,460 Oh, great, great. 576 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:19,365 Richard! I need another drink, please. 577 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,434 Vodka martini, dirty with olives and a rum and Coke. 578 00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:26,839 You, 579 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,141 can really dance. 580 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:34,914 You don't know how much I wish we could dance together. 581 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:36,916 Who says we can't? 582 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:52,965 [dance music] 583 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,972 Baby it's getting late, maybe we should get going. 584 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,374 Yeah, 585 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:11,944 it's getting late. I'm a little tired. 586 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:13,980 I'll go get our coats. - Okay, thanks. 587 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:21,954 So...you got your dance. 588 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,990 I sure did. 589 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,402 Lola, can I ask you a question? - Sure. Anything. 590 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,538 It's kinda personal and if 591 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,041 I don't ask you now, I probably never will. 592 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,575 Go ahead. 593 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:47,880 What would you say if 594 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:49,882 a straight friend wanted to kiss you? 595 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:55,187 If that straight friend was you I would say, 'Thank you, Lord! ' 596 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,223 Praise Jesus! 597 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,225 I'm sorry. 598 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,267 I cant' believe it's 3 AM already. 599 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,302 I know, wow, the night flew. 600 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:15,574 So...when am I gonna get that kiss? 601 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,310 Lola, you can't get it now. 602 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,312 Why not? - Why not?! 603 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:23,515 C'mon, just a quick little kiss; Peter won't even notice. 604 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,650 No! No way, I can't. 605 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:28,387 I won't be able to sleep if you don't kiss me goodnight. 606 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,470 What the hell was that? 607 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,472 Oh, you can do much better. 608 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:49,675 Yes. I can. 609 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,678 But not here. 610 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,315 C'mon, let's go; it's hot in here. 611 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,350 Yeah. 612 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,122 Listen Cass, I got to tell you something. 613 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,157 It's okay. 614 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,461 I know what you're gonna say. 615 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,966 I think I feel the same way too. 616 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,202 This is ridiculous. 617 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,670 I can't believe how giddy I feel. 618 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:22,108 By the same token, I...I... it's rough for me. 619 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,210 I know your situation. 620 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:26,245 I know. 621 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:30,516 Why don't we just go with the feeling? 622 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,019 For now. 623 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:42,094 Here you go, ladies. 624 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:45,531 What a great night, huh? 625 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:48,634 [falls on piano keys] 626 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,380 Hello, Lola? It's Cassanova. 627 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,215 How are you feeling? 628 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:38,217 I didn't sleep a wink all night. 629 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,418 Fabulous! 630 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,720 Yeah, me too. Listen, 631 00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:46,092 I have to see you today. We have to talk. 632 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,727 Can we meet for a lunch or something? 633 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,829 Maybe before the matinee? At the coffee shop? 634 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,831 Sure. About noon? 635 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,833 Yeah, that's perfect. 636 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,835 Okay. See you then. 637 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,137 See you then. 638 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,172 Oh, Lola? - Yeah? 639 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:04,110 I still owe you that kiss. 640 00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:06,112 Yeah, you do. 641 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,213 See you later. - Bye. 642 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,114 Bye. 643 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:15,321 RICHARD! 644 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,558 [upbeat rock music] 645 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:58,897 I'm so sorry. I'm late. 646 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,499 Have you been waiting long? 647 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,234 No, I just got here. 648 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:03,235 Excuse me, ma'am. 649 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,472 You told me to let you know when it was past twelve. It is 12:20. 650 00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,507 Thank you. 651 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:13,245 Run along now. 652 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:19,218 I'm so sorry. I live really far. 653 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:21,253 Did you order anything? - No. 654 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,764 I'm not even hungry, which is, 655 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:36,235 which is weird because I'm usually starving by this time. 656 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,337 Are you lovely ladies ready to order? 657 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:42,841 You know what? I'll just have some coffee. 658 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:44,843 And some eggs. 659 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,845 Scrambled. 660 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:50,249 Whole grain toast, just a little bit of butter. 661 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:53,185 and Greek yogurt, do you have Greek yogurt? 662 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:55,521 Greek yogurt. With a little bit of granola sprinkled. 663 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,823 Some berries, too. Some uh, blueberries. 664 00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:01,427 I'm allergic to strawberries. Cross-contamination. 665 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,429 Are you expecting anyone else, or... 666 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,365 Okay, so that's it. Okay. 667 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:10,202 I'll have the same. 668 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,238 All of it? 669 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,307 Okie dokie. Coming right up. 670 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,311 I can't believe you called me today. 671 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,313 I can't believe I did either. 672 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:27,286 Jesus! I feel like a teenager and for me that's going a ways. 673 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,254 Me too. 674 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,721 Here's your coffee. 675 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,924 'The best part of waking up' 676 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:42,368 because there's... 'Folger's in your cup.' 677 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,741 Let me know if you need anything else. 678 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:56,315 Listen Cass, I'm just gonna come right out and say this. 679 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,685 I'm not going to waste time on games or double talk. 680 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,687 Because I'm too told for that. 681 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,456 I've been in so many relationships, 682 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:07,659 that I really should know what I want and-- 683 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:12,631 Well, this...is big for me. 684 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:17,269 I mean...I'm gonna say it. 685 00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,905 You could be air to breathe for me. 686 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:23,742 I could be with you for the rest of my life. 687 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:27,579 Whoa! 688 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,549 That's intense. 689 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:34,420 My God! I'm such an idiot. It's too soon. 690 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,922 You're married. We just met. I wanna throw up. 691 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:37,889 Your eggs! 692 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:41,427 Oh Jeez, I'm not even hungry. 693 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,594 Neither am I. 694 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,029 I shouldn't have said anything. 695 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:47,299 No, you should've. It's what you are feeling. 696 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,834 But-- - I'm glad you said it. 697 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:51,903 But your reaction-- 698 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,574 My reaction was what it is. 699 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,776 That is intense, but it doesn't mean 700 00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:00,446 I don't totally appreciate it and 701 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:02,748 really love it. 702 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,716 Love it? Would you be my girlfriend? 703 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,752 What? 704 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:11,990 Well, I don't know. Do you wanna 705 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:16,695 have my pin and go to a drive in movie for an ice cream soda? 706 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:18,664 What is this Happy Days - Lesbian style? 707 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,666 I don't know what I'm saying. 708 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,668 Listen to me, 709 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,804 I don't know what I'm gonna do about my marriage 710 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:29,975 'Cause it ended long before I met you. 711 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,679 I can't cheat on him because I love him too much for that. 712 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:37,949 I...I just need time. 713 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:44,823 It's kinda weird, this situation being with a woman. It's weird. 714 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:48,960 Can we just take it slow...for now. 715 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,962 I'm gonna be crushed. 716 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:51,897 What? Don't say that. 717 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,065 What if right before you've been crushed, 718 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,534 you had the time of your life? 719 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:57,068 I still would have been crushed. 720 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,770 But it would have all been worth it. 721 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:01,640 Obviously, you have never been crushed. 722 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,975 We're gonna be late. - Yeah c'mon, let's go. 723 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:08,146 We didn't even touch our food. - I am still not hungry. 724 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,382 I am! 725 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,652 But not for food. 726 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,587 [Cassanova narrating] What kind of corny ass shit 727 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:17,088 is that to say! 728 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:24,863 Jesus Christ, when the hell am I gonna kiss her? 729 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,865 You know, I still owe you that kiss. 730 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,900 I know. 731 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,603 What am I, 12? 732 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:34,673 What are you so nervous about? So what, she's a woman! 733 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:38,877 Kissing someone is kissing someone. 734 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:41,780 When will you ever get a chance like this? 735 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,119 Okay, let me think. 736 00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:49,988 When am I going to be able to do this? 737 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:53,425 I wonder what kind of a crowd we're gonna have today? 738 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:58,096 Okay! That's it, NOW! 739 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,733 Cass, hold on a second, hold on a second. 740 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,002 What?! I told you I owed you that kiss. 741 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:07,573 I know and although this is all very sexy and everything, 742 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:11,510 I just need a moment to recover from this concussion. 743 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,011 Sorry. 744 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,047 No problem. 745 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:22,988 Now call 911. 746 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:26,858 [party blower] 747 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:31,062 Guess what, honey? I got the job in Miami! 748 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:34,833 I'll be a professor at the University of Miami! 749 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,668 Can you believe it? My dream job! 750 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:38,136 I'll end up where I started in Miami, 751 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,205 but I'll be with my family and friends, 752 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:41,172 this is too good to be true; 753 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,842 we can buy a house, we can have our kids-- 754 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:44,876 I'm not going to Miami. 755 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,045 You could get a job on one of your mom's soaps, 756 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,581 great weather, we can go to the beach whenever you want to-- 757 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,583 What do you mean you're not going to Miami? 758 00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:53,585 Just what I said, Peter. 759 00:40:53,619 --> 00:41:00,892 You know, I'm so happy for you. I am ecstatic. That's awesome. 760 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:02,894 Fantastic, fantastic. But 761 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,163 I'm not going to Miami; I hate Miami. 762 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:06,598 Oh, you don't hate Miami. 763 00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,767 Peter, don't tell me what I like or don't like. 764 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,769 I never liked Miami and you know it. 765 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:14,272 But it's my dream job! - Yes, yes. 766 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,843 Yes, it's your dream job, but not mine. 767 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,713 Besides, there's not guarantee 768 00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:24,282 that my mom can get me job on one of her soaps. 769 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,185 What am I supposed to do here? I can't get a job here. 770 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:31,923 Well, I have a job. As a matter of fact, I have two jobs. 771 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:35,627 Oh yeah, right. 772 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:38,096 Waking up at 3:30 in the morning everyday 773 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,631 to report on the traffic news. 774 00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:40,999 How will they ever get around without you? 775 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,001 And the black box theater? Ooh! 776 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,936 C'mon Cass, when are you going to 777 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,673 let go of this acting thing and start a family? 778 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:50,809 When am I going to let go of this acting thing? 779 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:54,079 Who the hell are you and what have you done with my husband? 780 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,682 Peter, you know I have been acting forever. 781 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:59,017 Way before we met and I will continue to act. 782 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:00,852 Okay? 783 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:02,654 And besides, macho man, 784 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:05,156 when are you going to let go of this 'teacher thing'? 785 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,192 Why is it that I have to let go of anything? 786 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,860 Why is your job more important than mine? 787 00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:10,596 C'mon Cass, I didn't mean it like that. 788 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:11,763 - Yes, you did. 789 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:19,671 What the hell do you want me to do? I can't turn down this job. 790 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:24,242 You do what you have to do. 791 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,110 [sighs] 792 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,614 There's nothing for me in Miami. - But what are we going to do? 793 00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:30,649 You're my wife. 794 00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:36,888 Peter... 795 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,325 I think we should talk about this marriage 796 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:41,960 and the direction it's headed. 797 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:43,995 [Peter sighs] What are you saying? 798 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:50,702 [sighs heavily] 799 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:03,815 I want a divorce. 800 00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:07,052 No. Okay? No. 801 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,654 [laughs] No. 802 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:09,721 - Peter. - No. 803 00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:10,889 - Listen. - No. 804 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,891 No! No! NO! NO!!! 805 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,360 Peter, we've been arguing non-stop for two years. 806 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,028 What kind of marriage is this?! 807 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:19,230 I still love you, Cass! How can you do this? 808 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:22,000 We were supposed to spend the rest of our lives together! 809 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,102 I know, Peter. I still love you too, but 810 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:28,774 I think I'm not "in" love with you anymore. I'm sorry. 811 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:31,142 Why? 812 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:33,779 Why? I don't know why? 813 00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:35,781 Because these things happen sometimes! 814 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,883 People fall out of love everyday. 815 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,052 Is it the sex? 816 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:45,390 [Exhales stressfully] 817 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:47,993 [loud awkward moaning] 818 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,769 [awkward moaning continues] 819 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:10,849 We haven't had sex in like two months. 820 00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:14,185 That's because my feelings are changing, Peter. 821 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,453 There's something else going on. 822 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,723 There's something that you're not telling me. 823 00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:19,925 Why can't your ego just believe 824 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,060 that I don't feel the same anymore? 825 00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:25,396 Look, I know there's something else. I just know it. 826 00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:30,035 Okay, okay. 827 00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:33,338 If you have to know, you have to know. 828 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,074 You're my best friend, right? 829 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,477 You'll probably find out anyway. 830 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,479 There's someone else; I knew it. 831 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,481 I knew it! 832 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,183 Who is it? 833 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,418 I'm gonna fucking kill him. That fucking creep! 834 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,154 Is it that director you're working with? 835 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,255 I'll just fucking kill him! 836 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:51,890 I've seen the way he looks at you. 837 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,491 Don't think that you're putting one over me. 838 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,426 No! It's not the director! - Then who is it?! 839 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,429 C'mon! Spit it out. 840 00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:00,465 Who is he?! 841 00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,371 It's not a he. 842 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,106 What?! 843 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,044 It's not... 844 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:15,981 a he. 845 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,148 What do you mean 'it's not a 'he? ' 846 00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:19,050 What the hell does that mean? 847 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:20,886 It means 848 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:29,194 it's a she. 849 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,362 Cass, what are you saying? 850 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,765 What do you think I'm saying? 851 00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:35,901 What? Are you telling me that-- 852 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,535 Are you fucking lesbian? 853 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,038 Ssh, keep your freaking voice down! 854 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,874 It's bad enough they have to listen to all our arguments, 855 00:45:42,908 --> 00:45:44,843 now you're outing me to the whole neighborhood? 856 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:45,844 I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. 857 00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:47,545 What the hell is going on? 858 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,014 Cass, you're NOT a lesbian. 859 00:45:49,047 --> 00:45:51,316 I know, I know. I don't understand it myself. 860 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,552 It's just...these feelings all of a sudden-- 861 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,355 - What? What feelings? 862 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,392 Well, 863 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,996 you know Lola, right? 864 00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:08,399 Yeah, I-- oh my God, you're having an affair with Lola. 865 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,969 No, no, no. I'm not having an affair. 866 00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:13,438 Listen to me, Peter. I'm not having an affair. 867 00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:15,473 That's why I'm telling you this because 868 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,574 I don't want to cheat on you Peter, 869 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,945 and I want to end this relationship with integrity. 870 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:22,280 Integrity? Is there integrity in telling me that 871 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:23,915 all of a sudden, now you're gay? 872 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:26,517 Will you stop thinking in such black and white terms! 873 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:29,787 For someone with a Ph.d., you are so completely ignorant! 874 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,791 So, what is it then? What is it? 875 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,263 I have no idea. 876 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:40,298 Look, you think this is easy for me? 877 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:47,438 I have a million things going on in my head and 878 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:49,474 I'm all mixed up. 879 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,580 What I do know, is that 880 00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:59,450 our relationship ended long before I met Lola. 881 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,452 You must have seen this coming. 882 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:04,923 You can be sure of the fact that I did not see this coming. 883 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:06,892 Peter, I still love you. No, you don't. You don't love me. 884 00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:09,060 If you would love me, you wouldn't be doing this. 885 00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:15,600 How can you do this, Cass? 886 00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:19,470 After all these years, how can you do this. 887 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:23,474 Peter, I don't have all the-- I don't have all the answers. 888 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,412 What I do know is that 889 00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:29,447 I have these feelings 890 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,352 I have to go with. I can't suppress them. 891 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:36,387 I have to be true to myself. 892 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:39,891 What about being true to me, Cass? 893 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:41,893 This isn't about you. 894 00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:44,395 Of course not, it's always been about you. 895 00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:03,248 Peter, where are you going? 896 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:07,552 Wait one second! Can't we just finish this conversa-- 897 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:21,566 So, he just left? - Yeah, 898 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:24,035 he was pretty much in shock 899 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:26,437 when he thought I might be with a woman. 900 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:28,439 Might? 901 00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:31,209 Lola, I don't know what's going on. 902 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:36,247 This is so crazy. I have this massive crush on you, yet 903 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:39,350 I never really thought of being with a woman, in that way. 904 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:42,988 Well, neither did I, until I did. 905 00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:46,691 I don't know, everybody has their own experience, but for me 906 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:49,360 I loved men for a long time. 907 00:48:49,394 --> 00:48:52,998 I loved their bodies, the sex was great, 908 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:53,965 but then I found I wasn't 909 00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:57,002 connecting with them anymore, emotionally. 910 00:48:57,035 --> 00:49:00,205 And I found I was connecting more with women. 911 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:02,573 It just evolved into a romantic thing. 912 00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:05,376 It never started as a physical attraction. 913 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:08,179 Yeah, but I have had emotional connections with men. 914 00:49:08,213 --> 00:49:10,448 Still do. Deep ones. 915 00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:14,385 I just never thought of a woman sexually. 916 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:16,721 Except in some crazy fantasy in my head 917 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:19,257 where there's this orgy going on 918 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:22,427 and everybody's having anonymous sex with everybody, right? 919 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,163 And it's awesome. 920 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:27,198 But it's not real. 921 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:28,699 No, 922 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,502 I never thought of sex with a woman 923 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:34,472 in a serious, conscious way. 924 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:06,304 [man] What do you think you're doing? 925 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,239 What happened? Are you okay? 926 00:50:08,273 --> 00:50:09,607 Who the hell are you? 927 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,510 Are you okay? Your face. 928 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:14,512 You look like you've just seen a ghost. 929 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:16,281 He's too hot to be a ghost. 930 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:17,748 Lola? 931 00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:19,217 Let me ask you a quick question, 932 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,219 aren't ghosts supposed to be all 933 00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:25,523 decomposed and uh decrepit looking? 934 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:27,525 And all messed up? 935 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:29,294 Like the way they die. 936 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:30,561 Like in the Sixth Sense. 937 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,263 When she opened up the cabinets 938 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:33,598 and you saw the back of the head. 939 00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:35,800 She opened up the cabinets and you saw the hole. 940 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:38,069 Cass, what the hell are you talking about? 941 00:50:38,103 --> 00:50:40,605 Are you gonna tell her I'm here? - Shut up! 942 00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:44,275 I didn't say anything. - No, not you. Listen, 943 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:47,378 I'll explain everything tomorrow. 944 00:50:47,412 --> 00:50:48,646 I have to go. 945 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:50,815 [naked man and Lola in unison] Do you wanna talk about this? 946 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:53,651 I know you may be a little freaked out. [still in unison] 947 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:57,222 Oh my God, what's happening to me? This is insane! 948 00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:58,856 No, no, you're not insane. 949 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,226 You are just discovering things about yourself 950 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:02,627 you didn't know were there. 951 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,862 You can say that again. - Will you get out of here! 952 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,631 This is my apartment. 953 00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:08,633 No, not you. 954 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,768 Listen, honey, we have to talk about this. 955 00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:12,770 You don't have to leave all freaked out. 956 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:16,174 Lola, I'll explain everything... 957 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:19,410 everything tomorrow. Okay? I got to go. 958 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,379 Yeah, but Cass, I'm worried about you. 959 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,381 This is a big step for you 960 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:26,417 but I want you to know that everything is gonna be okay. 961 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,453 I've been through this myself. 962 00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:30,555 Oh no you haven't. 963 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:35,860 [grunts] 964 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,403 That was freaky. 965 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,871 You're telling me! [horn honks] 966 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,673 I had to sit through all that making out. 967 00:51:48,706 --> 00:51:49,774 Oh my God! 968 00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:52,777 What the hell are you doing in my car? 969 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:55,713 What the hell am I doing talking to 970 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:59,550 an imaginary guy who's totally naked! 971 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:00,718 [exhales] 972 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:06,291 Oh my God! Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. O k a y. 973 00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:08,326 Let me think. 974 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,198 That's not gonna work. 975 00:52:14,432 --> 00:52:15,633 Oh my God. 976 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:23,674 Oh my God, I'm a schizophrenic lesbian! 977 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:26,911 Could there be anything worse?! 978 00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:29,780 I wouldn't start driving, if I were you. 979 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,349 - Shut up! 980 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,585 I'll do what I wanna do! - Alright. I'm just saying. 981 00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:36,387 You're not a lesbian, by the way. 982 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:37,855 What do I have to do to make you shut up?! 983 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:40,391 You're not schizophrenic either. 984 00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:41,859 There's a reason I'm here. 985 00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:44,295 Okay. Okay, okay. 986 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,698 What possible reason 987 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,401 could I have for putting you here-- 988 00:52:50,435 --> 00:52:52,437 ignore him, Cass, just ignore him! 989 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:55,340 Okay, that was a little schizophrenic. 990 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:56,407 Oh my God. 991 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:02,513 Okay, okay, okay. Okay! 992 00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:05,450 Let me humor this whole insane situation. 993 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:09,387 Who are you and why are you in my head? 994 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:12,223 Isn't it obvious? 995 00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:14,525 [honks horn] 996 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,629 Okay, not only do I have a naked guy who's 997 00:53:18,663 --> 00:53:20,998 apparently, a figment of my imagination, 998 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,535 but he's also the Dalai Lama! WHAT...is obvious? 999 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:27,972 Nothing about what's happening right now is obvious! 1000 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:31,242 Now, would you put some clothes on, for Christ's sake! 1001 00:53:31,276 --> 00:53:34,345 Put your seat belt on. 1002 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,880 What happened? 1003 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,650 If at first you don't succeed... 1004 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:23,461 That was amazing. You are incredible. 1005 00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:28,733 Yeah, 1006 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,735 yeah, me. Me too. 1007 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,770 Amazing. 1008 00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:41,446 Cass, what are you doing? What's up? 1009 00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:43,848 Um... 1010 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:45,783 Nothing. 1011 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:47,752 Nothing. 1012 00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:58,996 Oh yeah, that actually, 1013 00:54:59,029 --> 00:55:00,698 that was amazing. 1014 00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:04,469 I never thought sex with a woman could be that hot. 1015 00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:09,006 Well, it does depend on your partner if you know what I mean. 1016 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:12,543 You know, you do everything I wish a man would do 1017 00:55:12,577 --> 00:55:14,345 but...better. 1018 00:55:14,379 --> 00:55:17,848 You know what I can do that no man can do? 1019 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,116 What? 1020 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:22,019 I can go on and on... 1021 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:26,457 The energizer bunny never looked so good. 1022 00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:30,728 [casual music] 1023 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,696 [music continues] 1024 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,802 SEXUALITY, IS IT IN YOUR HEAD OR IN YOUR GROIN 1025 00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:20,044 I'm in love with a woman. 1026 00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:20,878 Okay. 1027 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,749 I know, I know, I've only been with men, how can I be gay-- 1028 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:27,017 You're not necessarily gay-- - but it's amazing! 1029 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:29,587 We are so compatible in every way. 1030 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,556 Have you ever felt that? 1031 00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:34,158 I feel like I've known her in another life or something. 1032 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:39,497 Ah, and the sex! Weinstein, the sex is through the roof. 1033 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,898 You haven't told her about me? 1034 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:43,133 Because I've been trying to ignore you for weeks. 1035 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,368 You should've been gone by now. 1036 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,738 Why would you ignore me? I told you I was going on vacation, 1037 00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:49,707 you postponed for the last two months. 1038 00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:56,146 I wasn't-- I wasn't talking to you. 1039 00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:58,182 Who were you talking to? 1040 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,788 You're gonna laugh. 1041 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,065 What is so funny? 1042 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:19,637 I didn't think I'd have to mention this to you 1043 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:23,708 because I thought he'd be gone by now, but 1044 00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:27,612 every now and then 1045 00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:29,580 [mutters] 1046 00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:30,948 I'm sorry, you see a what? 1047 00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:32,950 A naked guy! - A naked guy? 1048 00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:34,952 I know he's all in my head 1049 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,954 but he just...he just pops up 1050 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,524 at the most inappropriate moments. 1051 00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:41,526 Is he here now? 1052 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:44,161 Oh yeah. 1053 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:49,033 Letting it all hang out. You're loving this, aren't you? 1054 00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:52,202 In my bedroom, in my therapist's office, 1055 00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:55,039 in my shower-- you have some nerve. 1056 00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:57,041 Are you talking to him right now? 1057 00:57:57,074 --> 00:57:59,544 Weinstein, I know he's all in my head. 1058 00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:01,546 I know I'm not crazy but- but- 1059 00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:04,782 there he is! As plain as day, 1060 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:07,718 Naked. Muscular. 1061 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:13,157 Looking as beautiful as ever. I need a drink, damn it. 1062 00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:15,059 Why haven't you told her about me? 1063 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:16,026 - Why should I? 1064 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:20,731 Okay, you know this is getting kind of weird. So, 1065 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:23,000 why don't you just tune out 1066 00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:26,170 everything else that you might be perceiving in the world, 1067 00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:26,837 alright? 1068 00:58:26,871 --> 00:58:29,139 And you just focus in on me. 1069 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:32,209 If you saw what he looked like, 1070 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:33,844 you wouldn't be asking me to do that. 1071 00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:35,880 Just, do it! - Okay. 1072 00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:39,950 So, when do you you see him? 1073 00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:42,920 All the time. 1074 00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:45,089 Especially when I'm in bed with Lola. 1075 00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:46,591 That's her name, 1076 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:48,859 the woman I'm having a relationship with now. 1077 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:55,265 So, he shows up when you're making love 1078 00:58:55,299 --> 00:58:57,234 with your female lover. 1079 00:58:57,267 --> 00:59:00,571 Now you're expressing your emotions about her again 1080 00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:03,340 and in this very intimate setting, 1081 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,342 and there he is again. 1082 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,746 Ah. She's good. 1083 00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:16,821 Weinstein, I know what you're getting at. 1084 00:59:17,988 --> 00:59:20,157 I minored in psychology in college 1085 00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:23,227 and I've analyzed enough characters in scripts to, 1086 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:27,031 no offense, be a therapist myself. 1087 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,666 What am I getting at? 1088 00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:29,600 I have no idea. 1089 00:59:29,634 --> 00:59:31,268 You know what she's getting at. 1090 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:34,939 Oh my god, how could someone so gorgeous be so annoying! 1091 00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,941 Okay, focus. - Look, I... 1092 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:40,177 Weinstein, I don't feel well. I need some air. 1093 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:42,212 I'll see you tomorrow. I uh... 1094 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,115 our time is almost up, right? 1095 00:59:45,149 --> 00:59:47,084 Alright, we're picking up where we left off. 1096 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:49,720 We need to talk about the naked guy! 1097 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,936 You have got to stop doing that. 1098 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,838 Why didn't you want to talk about me Cass? 1099 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:09,640 Alright, let's do this! Right here. 1100 01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:11,709 In the middle of the park, in the middle of the day. 1101 01:00:11,742 --> 01:00:12,542 Bring it on. 1102 01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,311 Why don't you wanna talk about me? 1103 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:18,182 Because it's hard okay. 1104 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:21,285 How can I love this woman so passionately and still want men? 1105 01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,920 Because you're bisexual. 1106 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:26,757 Okay, okay, alright already. So what if I am? 1107 01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:29,860 How do I stop the-- 1108 01:00:29,894 --> 01:00:32,863 the natural urge of wanting to be with men 1109 01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:34,865 when I'm with a woman? - You don't! 1110 01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:36,867 Are you suggesting I cheat on Lola? 1111 01:00:36,901 --> 01:00:39,303 I'm not suggesting anything. -Right! 1112 01:00:39,336 --> 01:00:40,905 I'm suggesting it! 1113 01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:43,941 I feel like a closet heterosexual. 1114 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,677 How do you mean? - I don't know. 1115 01:00:46,711 --> 01:00:49,714 If I'm having a relationship with a woman, doesn't that mean 1116 01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,716 I'm not supposed to be into men anymore? 1117 01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,751 Not necessarily. 1118 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,722 I guess, what I'm really asking is 1119 01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:00,758 how can you be bisexual 1120 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,162 and still be monogamous? 1121 01:01:16,473 --> 01:01:19,676 [unintelligible Kung Fu noises] 1122 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,160 Hello? One second. 1123 01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:38,863 [screaming] 1124 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:44,268 Yeah. Yeah, this is she. 1125 01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:45,135 Aha. 1126 01:01:46,837 --> 01:01:48,839 What? 1127 01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:50,841 Are you kidding me? 1128 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:56,413 Yes! Absolutely, absolutely. 1129 01:01:56,446 --> 01:02:01,786 Thank you. Thank you, so much! 1130 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:04,154 I got the part. - What? 1131 01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:06,924 Lola, I got the part! I got the part 1132 01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:08,926 as the lead in the Spanish soap. 1133 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,962 Oh my God! That is amazing. 1134 01:02:11,996 --> 01:02:14,464 I'm so excited. 1135 01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:20,404 You are gonna be a star! I can't believe how excited I am. 1136 01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:23,473 Oh God! - What's the matter? 1137 01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:26,476 I'm gonna lose you, I know-- - No! 1138 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:28,913 I can't believe I meet the love of my life 1139 01:02:28,946 --> 01:02:30,781 and I'm losing you to stardom. 1140 01:02:30,815 --> 01:02:32,549 No! - Oh my God. Oh my-- 1141 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:35,786 What's the matter? Have a seat, please. 1142 01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:39,857 I can't breathe. Hurry, get me a bag. 1143 01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:49,066 What are you trying to do? Save me or kill me? 1144 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,068 You said get you a bag? 1145 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:54,304 A paper bag! To breathe into! 1146 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:58,408 Does that even work? - I don't know, I just need air. 1147 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:01,879 Calm down. - Oh, Cass! 1148 01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:05,916 What are we gonna do? How are we gonna make this last? 1149 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:08,052 You know long distance relationships never work 1150 01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:11,288 and I love you so much. 1151 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,090 I love you too, Lola. 1152 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,592 And nothing's ever gonna change that. 1153 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,395 Listen, we'll visit each other every month, 1154 01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:20,264 talk on the phone everyday, 1155 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,099 and by the time you know it, I'm back. 1156 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,502 You know Spanish soaps, they shoot for seven or eight months; 1157 01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:26,937 it's like a year long miniseries, 1158 01:03:26,971 --> 01:03:28,939 except with lots of nudity 1159 01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:31,575 and a baby being left on the church steps... What? 1160 01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:33,477 Seven or eight months?! 1161 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:37,247 Are you going to be happy for me or what? 1162 01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:41,085 - I am, I am. Yay! 1163 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:44,855 [alternating cheering and crying] 1164 01:04:05,609 --> 01:04:08,445 Have you told Peter, yet? - Ugh, Peter? No way! 1165 01:04:08,478 --> 01:04:10,547 He doesn't want to have anything to do with me. 1166 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,549 I may call him though, just to rub it in. 1167 01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:15,152 He's not gonna believe I got a job in Miami. 1168 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,421 That's where he wanted both of us to end up. 1169 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,990 Chock full of irony, isn't it? - Totally. 1170 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:21,992 So, 1171 01:04:22,026 --> 01:04:23,994 are you seeing anyone? 1172 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:27,497 God sis, you don't waste any time do you? 1173 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:29,499 Going right for the good stuff. 1174 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,469 What could be more exciting than sex? 1175 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:35,439 Hmm, you got a point there. 1176 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:37,441 Well, 1177 01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:41,478 I am seeing someone, but 1178 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:44,048 it's in the early stages, 1179 01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:46,650 and we really don't want anyone to know yet. 1180 01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:49,319 What do you mean, you don't want anyone to know? 1181 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:52,122 What's the big secret? What are you dating, Batman? 1182 01:04:52,156 --> 01:04:53,290 No, 1183 01:04:53,323 --> 01:04:55,325 more like 1184 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,028 Catwoman? 1185 01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,464 You are dating a transvestite? 1186 01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:02,933 Thank god this trip is only two hours-- 1187 01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:05,235 no you weirdo, I'm not dating a transvestite. 1188 01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:09,539 I'm dating...I'm dating a female. 1189 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:10,640 A female what? 1190 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,242 A female kangaroo, What do you think I'm dating?! 1191 01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:14,311 A female human being! 1192 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:15,512 Oh! 1193 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,548 Oh! 1194 01:05:21,185 --> 01:05:23,253 Oh! 1195 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:35,099 What the hell are you smiling about? 1196 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:40,137 It's all good, Cass. - What? 1197 01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:42,139 I just didn't think you had it in you. 1198 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:44,174 Me? 1199 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:49,313 I live on the edge, baby. On the precipice of life. 1200 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:54,451 Besides, sorry to disappoint you sis, but I am a free spirit. 1201 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:58,155 I go where the wind takes me. 1202 01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:04,028 I flow, baby. I flow! -Yeah, you're flowing alright. 1203 01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:07,064 I just didn't think you were the sexually experimental type. 1204 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:09,366 That's cause you know nothing about my sex life. 1205 01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:12,202 Uh, what sex life? The boring one you had with your husband? 1206 01:06:12,236 --> 01:06:15,139 Or the one you've been fantasizing about for ages? 1207 01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:19,476 The point is Evette, I'm with a woman. 1208 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,078 She's incredible. 1209 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:24,748 Plus, I bet you can't say the same thing for yourself. 1210 01:06:24,781 --> 01:06:27,417 I've done both sexes-- - Don't be so sure. 1211 01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,653 I've had relationships with both-- What? 1212 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:35,159 Evette Manconi, you've been with a woman? 1213 01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:37,161 Well, I haven't exactly been with a woman. 1214 01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:39,396 No, no, no, you've either been with one or you haven't. 1215 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:40,597 Now, which is it? 1216 01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,166 Details! I want details! 1217 01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:43,467 - I am trying to tell you. Listen. 1218 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:48,538 I was 20 years old. It was my sophomore year in college. 1219 01:06:48,572 --> 01:06:50,674 Did I have the purple hair then? 1220 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:54,044 I don't know, was that the year you only dressed in purple too? 1221 01:06:54,078 --> 01:06:55,279 Yes! Okay, listen, 1222 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,449 sophomore year in college, twenty years old, purple hair 1223 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:02,052 and I... 1224 01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:08,492 kissed my best friend. - Oh my God! 1225 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:09,826 Did I know her? 1226 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,595 No, she was totally goth 1227 01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:14,098 and didn't like being introduced to other people. 1228 01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:17,767 So, I kissed my best friend and we... 1229 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:20,470 slept together. 1230 01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:23,240 Almost! 1231 01:07:26,210 --> 01:07:28,445 That's it? 1232 01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:31,248 You almost slept together? 1233 01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:35,252 That is truly the worst lesbian escapade I have ever heard 1234 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:36,386 in my entire life. 1235 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:38,588 What are you talking about? We were attracted to each other. 1236 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:39,689 She kissed me. 1237 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,858 But you didn't go all the way. That doesn't count. 1238 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:44,628 What do you mean it doesn't count? It was exciting. 1239 01:07:44,661 --> 01:07:46,230 I mean, I wasn't into it after that, 1240 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:48,265 but I'm telling you, it was thrilling. 1241 01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:49,833 You're pathetic, you know that? 1242 01:07:49,866 --> 01:07:52,336 Do me a favor, don't tell anyone that story. 1243 01:07:52,369 --> 01:07:53,870 It'll shock them into boredom. 1244 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:58,108 No, no, we didn't have any clothes on. Do you understand? 1245 01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:00,377 No clothes! 1246 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:04,514 Big whoop, nudity with no labial action doesn't count. 1247 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,384 We were drinking and smoking. She wanted to continue. 1248 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:09,419 Are you kidding me? Inebriation?! 1249 01:08:09,453 --> 01:08:12,456 Everyone's gay after two drinks. Everybody knows that! 1250 01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:27,371 [Evette] You think you can help me out, here? 1251 01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:31,741 [laughing] 1252 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:33,377 Can you believe he said that to me?! 1253 01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:35,712 I wanted to kick him in his balls! 1254 01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:37,247 [Cassanova] So why didn't you? 1255 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:38,615 Because! Joe wouldn't let me. 1256 01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,750 He was afraid the guy would go after him. 1257 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:43,420 Oh my God! 1258 01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,593 That reminds me of another story. 1259 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,827 - Which one? 1260 01:08:52,396 --> 01:08:54,431 The one about the transvestite. 1261 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:57,701 Oh, I have a wonderful story about-- 1262 01:08:57,734 --> 01:08:59,303 - Not now, Ma. Not now. 1263 01:09:00,204 --> 01:09:01,471 [speaking in Spanish] 1264 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,507 No ma, it's not that. 1265 01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:08,378 It's just that... 1266 01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:15,319 I have something important to tell you. 1267 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:18,888 Yes? 1268 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,158 Well... 1269 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:28,698 It's sort of... 1270 01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,401 you see... 1271 01:09:31,435 --> 01:09:32,502 I'm kinda-- 1272 01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:33,737 - She's kinda in love with a woman. 1273 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:35,772 Evette! - What? 1274 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:39,876 And? 1275 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,581 And... 1276 01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:46,883 that's it. 1277 01:09:48,818 --> 01:09:51,455 That kind of news doesn't need an 'and' Mommy. 1278 01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:54,558 That's definitely the end of a sentence. 1279 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:58,595 Well... 1280 01:10:00,830 --> 01:10:03,467 Well, what? Are you okay? 1281 01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,837 I'm thinking. 1282 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:14,878 You know English is not as easy as Spanish for me. So... 1283 01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:16,513 Speak in Spanish, Ma! 1284 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,748 What are you translating for the United Nations? 1285 01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,484 We speak Spanish too. 1286 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:23,487 [speaking in Spanish] 1287 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:28,725 Okay, here it is: 1288 01:10:29,626 --> 01:10:31,695 Do you love her? 1289 01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:36,700 Yeah. 1290 01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,971 Does she love you? 1291 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:46,710 Yeah. At least she tells me so. 1292 01:10:48,312 --> 01:10:50,480 Does she love Cuban food? 1293 01:10:50,514 --> 01:10:53,383 Almost more than me. 1294 01:10:53,417 --> 01:11:00,790 Does she where guayaberas, smoke cigars and most important, 1295 01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:04,761 is she a communist? 1296 01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:09,032 None of the above. But, 1297 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:14,338 she is a democrat. - Ugh. 1298 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:25,315 Well, okay. We can work on that. 1299 01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:31,921 [Cassanova's mother] Congratulations, Cassanova. 1300 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,724 Thanks. She sounds wonderful. 1301 01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:37,527 So far. Okay? 1302 01:11:37,561 --> 01:11:38,495 When can I meet... 1303 01:11:38,528 --> 01:11:41,731 - Lola, her name is Lola. Whenever you want. 1304 01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:44,868 Whenever you come up or when she comes down to visit, I guess. 1305 01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:45,935 Okay, wonderful! 1306 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:48,605 She sounds great Ma. Cass told me all about her. 1307 01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:51,040 She's an actress, she's a teacher. 1308 01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:53,910 Oh my goodness, how wonderful! 1309 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,446 Miriam's here. 1310 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,482 Mommy! 1311 01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:04,821 What ever you do, do not tell Miriam about Lola. 1312 01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:08,825 And risk another charming evening with the lovely Sybil? 1313 01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:09,993 No thank you. 1314 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:12,028 No thank you. 1315 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:20,036 Oh Miriam! We've been waiting for you. 1316 01:12:20,069 --> 01:12:24,340 And we've been having such great conversation. 1317 01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:29,713 Were you guys talking about me? 1318 01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:31,014 I'm sure you were talking about me. 1319 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,449 You're always talking about me. 1320 01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:33,282 Did you forget to take your 1321 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,785 paranoia medication today, Miriam? 1322 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,887 We were not talking about you. 1323 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:40,490 There's not enough hours in the day for that. 1324 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,060 - How you doing, Miriam? - Sure. Whatever. 1325 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:47,997 Hey Miriam, can you believe I'm gonna be living here again? 1326 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,999 Why? 1327 01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:53,169 What do you mean 'why', space head? I told you, 1328 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,672 Cass got a lead in mom's soap. 1329 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,974 Don't you ever listen to anybody else's voice 1330 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,477 besides the ones in your head. 1331 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,680 Oh, yeah. That's nice. - Don't get too excited now. 1332 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,014 I said 'congratulations.' 1333 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:07,083 No. You did not say 'congratulations.' 1334 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:08,351 Did you hear congratulations? 1335 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:10,687 I didn't hear nothing. I didn't hear 'congratulations' either, 1336 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,656 because if I would've heard 'congratulations', ooh. 1337 01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:14,758 We would have been like, congratulations! 1338 01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:16,092 Yes! Congratulations! 1339 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:18,628 How uncharacteristically kind of her! 1340 01:13:21,665 --> 01:13:25,535 Congratulations, Cassanova! There you heard it! 1341 01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:27,571 You already said it. 1342 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:28,938 So 1343 01:13:28,972 --> 01:13:31,074 I'll say it a million times 1344 01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:36,746 because I love you and I'm so proud of you, baby. 1345 01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:40,517 Let me give you a hug. - No! 1346 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:45,655 Okay, I'm going to freshen up a bit. 1347 01:13:45,689 --> 01:13:49,593 So you girls continue to battle 'til I get back. 1348 01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,628 Have fun! 1349 01:13:54,598 --> 01:13:56,633 I'm gonna go freshen up too. 1350 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:58,635 [Evette] Thanks a lot. 1351 01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:00,670 See ya! 1352 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:13,983 - Hello. - Hello, Lola? 1353 01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:16,185 - Cass! - Hey! What's up, sweetheart? 1354 01:14:16,219 --> 01:14:17,687 Is this your mom's number? 1355 01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:19,689 Yeah, my cellphone died. How's it going? 1356 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:22,592 Everything's fine, but I'm missing you like crazy. 1357 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:23,727 This sucks. 1358 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,996 I miss you too, but don't worry, it's only a few months. 1359 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:28,632 We could talk everyday, 1360 01:14:28,665 --> 01:14:30,700 and I could go visit you every few weeks or so. 1361 01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,902 Right, and I'll come down when I have days off. 1362 01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:34,838 Yeah. 1363 01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:36,706 I love you. - I love you too. 1364 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,708 How's the family? - They're great. 1365 01:14:38,742 --> 01:14:40,710 They totally understood. 1366 01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:43,613 Really? What did they say? 1367 01:14:43,647 --> 01:14:45,615 You don't own any guayaberas, do you? 1368 01:14:45,649 --> 01:14:47,884 You mean those cool Cuban shirts 1369 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:48,918 with the stitching down the sides? 1370 01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:51,020 I love those shirts. My dad used to wear them. 1371 01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:53,690 That's fine for your Dad, as long as you never wear them. 1372 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:57,627 That's weird. I just heard a click on the other end. 1373 01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:58,562 What? 1374 01:14:58,595 --> 01:15:00,964 Sweet Jesus, you're not going to believe 1375 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,032 what I just heard on the phone. 1376 01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:04,934 Lola, I just heard a click on the other end of the phone. 1377 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:07,871 You were listening to somebody's conversation on the phone? 1378 01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:10,173 What's wrong with you? - I didn't do it on purpose. 1379 01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:12,709 I went to make a phone call and then I...heard it. 1380 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:13,710 When you pick up the phone 1381 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,779 and you hear somebody else on the other end, 1382 01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:16,646 You hang up! 1383 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,615 But I didn't. - Well, you should've. 1384 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,888 Shit! - What? What's happening? 1385 01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:30,093 My sister Miriam was listening to our whole conversation! 1386 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:33,162 So? - So? I was saying I love you, 1387 01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:35,665 I miss you, I wanna jump your bones. 1388 01:15:35,699 --> 01:15:37,801 To a woman! She doesn't know yet. 1389 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,670 I'm hanging up. - No! No, you wait right there. 1390 01:15:40,704 --> 01:15:42,772 Oh God, Lola what am I gonna do? 1391 01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:44,774 Tell her I'm your agent. 1392 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:49,045 Okay, so I'm having an affair with my agent 1393 01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:51,615 who's still a WOMAN! 1394 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:53,049 I forgot about that. 1395 01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:57,687 Oh, Lord, lordy lord, 1396 01:15:57,721 --> 01:16:00,824 you're not going to believe what I just heard on the phone. 1397 01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:03,727 What, for Christ's sake? What?! 1398 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,095 Okay. Are you ready? 1399 01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:09,866 Because you're going to freak out when I tell this. 1400 01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:15,939 Okay, can you spill it, please? 1401 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:20,043 Our...sister... 1402 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:30,954 our sister... 1403 01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:32,956 ...is a... 1404 01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:34,991 ...a le... 1405 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,161 ...a lesbian! 1406 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:40,196 [mother] Okay, I'm ready! 1407 01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:43,132 Mommy! 1408 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:47,003 Shit! I got to go. 1409 01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:49,005 I'm jumping into the flames. 1410 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:50,606 Stop, drop, and roll. 1411 01:16:51,675 --> 01:16:53,276 You're not going to believe 1412 01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:55,078 what I'm going to tell you about Cassanova! 1413 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,080 Shut up. I know already. 1414 01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:59,115 Let's go eat. 1415 01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:30,980 Fish is great. How's your steak? - Great! 1416 01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:35,752 This wine. What's the name of this cabernet? 1417 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:37,887 I don't know. Ma, what's the name of this cabernet? 1418 01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:39,355 Nobody tells me anything. 1419 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:41,357 I'm always the last to know everything. 1420 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:44,894 Of course, you all think I'm some kind of a retard. 1421 01:17:44,928 --> 01:17:46,062 I know what you think. 1422 01:17:46,095 --> 01:17:47,330 You think I can't be trusted. 1423 01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:49,165 Well, you're the ones who can't be trusted. 1424 01:17:49,198 --> 01:17:51,167 Waiter, can I have another bottle of this? 1425 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,069 Always the black sheep. Always the black sheep. 1426 01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:55,772 Ever since I was a little girl, everyone's hated me. 1427 01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:58,708 This place is really nice, Ma. Have you been here before? 1428 01:17:58,742 --> 01:17:59,709 Yes, yes... 1429 01:18:00,977 --> 01:18:02,411 I'm the pimple faced one. I'm the one who takes medication. 1430 01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:04,147 I'm the one who joined the army. 1431 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,182 Pass the butter, please. 1432 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:09,853 Thank you. 1433 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:11,354 How could nobody tell me this? 1434 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:13,489 How could I be the last to know? How come I never-- 1435 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,491 You know why we don't tell you anything? 1436 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,726 Because of this! 1437 01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:19,295 This reaction you're having right now is not normal! 1438 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,197 You're acting like it's the end of the world! 1439 01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:23,432 So what, our sister is with a woman now. 1440 01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:24,901 Big deal! 1441 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:28,071 Waiter, can I have a case of this wine? 1442 01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,306 You know what? Maybe I should try a woman! 1443 01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:33,109 If it's too easy and it's no big deal, maybe I should, right? 1444 01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,811 All the men I've been with stink, 1445 01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:36,179 so why not give women a try! 1446 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:39,215 Why not? Because you hate women, Miriam. 1447 01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:42,118 You hate men. Oh wait, that's not right, 1448 01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:43,887 you hate everybody! 1449 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,255 You kinda have to like people in order to love them. 1450 01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:47,791 Ya know, it's mandatory! 1451 01:18:47,824 --> 01:18:52,095 Besides, who says I'm gay?! Who?! 1452 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:53,362 What did she write? 1453 01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:54,397 Don't get me wrong, 1454 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,532 I'm not saying any of this to make you feel any better, 1455 01:18:56,565 --> 01:19:00,236 It's kind of nice seeing you all discombobulated. 1456 01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:03,973 I've always loved men. I will continue to love men. 1457 01:19:04,007 --> 01:19:06,142 What I am, for lack of a better term... 1458 01:19:06,175 --> 01:19:07,977 Don't say it! 1459 01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:10,513 Some people might not really get it-- 1460 01:19:10,546 --> 01:19:11,480 Exactly. 1461 01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:13,049 ...until they've been through it themselves. 1462 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:13,917 Don't say it! 1463 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,952 But I'm... 1464 01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:20,957 ...bisexual. 1465 01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:22,959 Ah! I need to pee. - Told you not to say it. 1466 01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:24,994 Me too! 1467 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:28,297 Bisexual? 1468 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:30,399 What's the matter with you? 1469 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:32,869 She's our sister, you douche! 1470 01:19:33,469 --> 01:19:37,106 Who cares if she's with a woman now as long as she's happy! 1471 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:39,142 Happiness is not everything, you know. 1472 01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:40,844 What? 1473 01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:43,312 What are people going to think? 1474 01:19:43,346 --> 01:19:46,082 What people?! You have no friends! 1475 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:48,117 That's besides the point! 1476 01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:51,420 What if she gets some le... 1477 01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:54,190 What if she gets some lesbian disease, huh? 1478 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:55,191 Huh?! 1479 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,327 What if she starts going to those uh...whatchahoosit 1480 01:19:58,361 --> 01:20:01,097 clubs on the underground? - Okay! 1481 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:04,367 If you ever use the word whatchahoosit ever again, 1482 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,269 I'm gonna cease being related to you. 1483 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,272 Well, what do they call those clubs? 1484 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:13,843 I'm assuming you mean sex clubs? -Shh! Shh! 1485 01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:15,611 Like anybody hasn't been listening. 1486 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,881 What the hell are you staring at? 1487 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:18,948 You've never seen two sisters 1488 01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:22,118 arguing over another sister's sexuality before? 1489 01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,554 I just needed more water. 1490 01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:27,556 Oh, you need some water? 1491 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:30,426 That's fine, I'll get you water. 1492 01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:32,428 You want some water? Here. 1493 01:20:32,461 --> 01:20:34,998 Here's some water for you. 1494 01:20:35,031 --> 01:20:38,401 Here's your FUCKIN' water. You're happy now? 1495 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:41,871 Anybody else fuckin' thirsty? 1496 01:20:41,905 --> 01:20:43,940 I didn't think so. 1497 01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:47,576 I'm leaving. 1498 01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,145 Freeze! 1499 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:51,147 Not you, you idiot. 1500 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,615 You listen to me Miriam. 1501 01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:56,219 It's 'the' underground, not 'on' the underground, you dork! 1502 01:20:56,252 --> 01:20:59,188 And just in case you missed that PBS special on STD's, 1503 01:20:59,222 --> 01:21:01,157 there are no known diseases you can get 1504 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,092 solely from sleeping with women, 1505 01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:06,295 otherwise, all heterosexual men would be infected! 1506 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:12,135 Well, I may not understand about homosexuals or bisexuals, 1507 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:14,904 but what I do know is that you... you're vulgar! 1508 01:21:14,938 --> 01:21:16,039 You're vulgar! 1509 01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:18,641 Always have been. You tell me, which one is worse. 1510 01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:21,210 Oh my god, universe, can you please help me? 1511 01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:24,347 Who the hell are you and can I exchange you without a receipt? 1512 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,549 Lilian Canto, is that your mother? 1513 01:21:26,582 --> 01:21:29,618 Shut up! Gimme the keys, I'm driving! 1514 01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:36,092 Excuse me, please. 1515 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,262 Can I have your attention, please for a moment? 1516 01:21:39,295 --> 01:21:40,329 Thank you very much. 1517 01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:43,933 I would like to apologize on behalf of my sister. 1518 01:21:43,967 --> 01:21:45,969 [man] The bisexual one? 1519 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:20,970 [speaking in Spanish] 1520 01:23:15,424 --> 01:23:17,560 You know I was this close to getting Burn Notice. 1521 01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:19,562 I love that show. 1522 01:23:19,595 --> 01:23:21,597 Go over there. 1523 01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:27,503 That was fun. You were great, as usual. 1524 01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:29,172 So were you, thank you. 1525 01:23:29,205 --> 01:23:32,041 Cassanova, we need you in wardrobe. Scene 23 coming up. 1526 01:23:32,075 --> 01:23:34,043 Ok, thanks, I'll be right there. 1527 01:23:34,077 --> 01:23:36,045 So you coming to my party tonight? 1528 01:23:36,079 --> 01:23:39,248 I don't know. I'm gonna be so beat after today. 1529 01:23:39,282 --> 01:23:42,218 C'mon Cass, you haven't been to one of my parties 1530 01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:43,519 since we started working together. 1531 01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:45,521 And it's been four months. 1532 01:23:45,554 --> 01:23:48,491 [old timey playgirl accent] I know, and you make it hard 1533 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:52,495 for a girl to say no, if you know what I mean. 1534 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:56,399 Uh, is that supposed to be your Mae West impression? 1535 01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:58,734 No? - Maybe? 1536 01:23:58,767 --> 01:23:59,568 Just a little-- 1537 01:23:59,602 --> 01:24:01,604 - Cass, we need you in wardrobe now. 1538 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:03,606 Okay, okay! 1539 01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:05,608 So you coming to my party? 1540 01:24:07,576 --> 01:24:11,180 Okay, but only if you dance! 1541 01:24:11,214 --> 01:24:13,216 How's this? 1542 01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:17,786 Now that's way worse than my Mae West! 1543 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:20,323 I know. I know. See, I got the hips and the... I know, I know 1544 01:24:20,356 --> 01:24:22,091 I got the hips going- - No. 1545 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,260 Look, I was the Salsa King in college. 1546 01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:26,829 Yeah right, where'd you go to college, Iowa? 1547 01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:29,532 Keep working on it. See ya tonight. 1548 01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:33,502 [dancing noises] 1549 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:40,643 So, you and Jose are a thing, huh? What? 1550 01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:43,479 No! - What are you doing? 1551 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:45,148 [scoffs awkwardly] 1552 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:47,650 You have to stop doing that. 1553 01:24:47,683 --> 01:24:49,552 I don't know what you're doing but 1554 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:52,788 I just wanna turn around and look for a horse and carriage. 1555 01:24:55,158 --> 01:24:58,494 Cass, I know you and Jose have a thing for each other. 1556 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:00,863 Subi! We've only gone out a couple of times. 1557 01:25:00,896 --> 01:25:02,865 Seven times. 1558 01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:04,867 Seven? He told you seven times? 1559 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:06,169 In two months. 1560 01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:08,471 He's keeping count? What are we in seventh grade? 1561 01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:09,605 - Apparently! 1562 01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:12,241 You have not even kissed him yet and it's been seven times! 1563 01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:13,676 Alright. Alright. 1564 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:16,579 Enough with the Cassanova Canto Exposed Report. 1565 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:17,513 I gotta go get ready. 1566 01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:19,548 Alright, but you know what, if I were you, 1567 01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:20,883 I'd be tapping that shit. 1568 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:22,885 Yeah, well, it's not you, okay? 1569 01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:27,523 He's so hot. 1570 01:26:09,432 --> 01:26:12,435 [Latin party music] 1571 01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:56,645 [girl 1] I'm doing cinematography on this movie, 1572 01:26:56,679 --> 01:27:00,649 but I used to love photography. 1573 01:27:00,683 --> 01:27:03,952 Especially when I photographed all the beautiful models! 1574 01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:05,488 [voices are becoming distorted] 1575 01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:08,324 [girl 2] Oh yeah! I'd miss that too! 1576 01:27:08,357 --> 01:27:10,793 Being surrounded by all those beautiful women. 1577 01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:12,495 What could be better? 1578 01:27:12,528 --> 01:27:14,363 What did the male models look like? 1579 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:16,699 - WHO CARES! [sounds distorted and devilish] 1580 01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:19,735 [girl 1] It's just a matter of time, baby. 1581 01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:23,406 [Lola's voice] You like that primal, thrusting action, 1582 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,408 but once you've been with a woman, 1583 01:27:25,441 --> 01:27:26,975 you'll never go back. 1584 01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:28,711 Honey, he can say he's straight 1585 01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:30,979 around his women and the men on the down-low 1586 01:27:31,013 --> 01:27:33,849 but eventually, he's gonna have to admit that he's gay. 1587 01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:34,517 Live the life. 1588 01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:36,719 But couldn't he be bisexual? 1589 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:39,588 Pobrecita, no! 1590 01:27:39,622 --> 01:27:42,691 Bisexuality is the last stop before Homoville. 1591 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:44,460 [everyone] One stop to homoville. 1592 01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:46,362 Yeah, all the bisexual people I know 1593 01:27:46,395 --> 01:27:49,031 are constantly cheating on their spouses! 1594 01:27:49,064 --> 01:27:52,501 Couldn't he be a bisexual monogamist? 1595 01:27:52,535 --> 01:27:54,503 What the hell is that? 1596 01:27:54,537 --> 01:27:58,006 Everyone's bisexual until they're gay. 1597 01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,808 They literally asked me to join them! 1598 01:27:59,842 --> 01:28:01,644 [voices are still distorted, cackling in the background] 1599 01:28:01,677 --> 01:28:05,381 It was me and the two chicks in bed! 1600 01:28:05,414 --> 01:28:08,417 It was awesome! C'mon baby, threesomes rock! 1601 01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:11,454 All these hot chicks that are into women all of a sudden, 1602 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,422 It's just 'cause they haven't found the right guy. 1603 01:28:13,456 --> 01:28:14,857 But wait, wait, 1604 01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:18,361 what if you love women and men at the same time? 1605 01:28:18,394 --> 01:28:19,995 That's what I mean, babe. 1606 01:28:20,028 --> 01:28:21,997 Me and two women 1607 01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:24,032 AT THE SAME TIME! [says in unison with guys] 1608 01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:27,870 In the end you wanna be held by a man. 1609 01:28:27,903 --> 01:28:30,606 [everyone] Eventually you have to choose. 1610 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:33,075 Eventually you have to choose. 1611 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:41,750 I was wondering where you were. Are you okay? 1612 01:29:34,903 --> 01:29:36,905 Cass? - Yeah. 1613 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:46,014 What? - Where you going? 1614 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:48,484 I thought I'd take you to breakfast 1615 01:29:48,517 --> 01:29:51,987 and then to that nice exhibit you've been wanting to see. 1616 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:56,091 Yeah but I gotta...I gotta work. 1617 01:29:56,124 --> 01:29:58,126 It's Sunday. 1618 01:29:58,961 --> 01:30:01,063 I mean... 1619 01:30:03,065 --> 01:30:05,067 I got a lot of things to do. 1620 01:30:09,004 --> 01:30:10,773 I'll see you tomorrow. 1621 01:30:48,677 --> 01:30:50,746 [Cassanova] Where the hell were you last night? Shut up! 1622 01:31:11,199 --> 01:31:12,601 Voicemail. Voicemail. 1623 01:31:12,635 --> 01:31:14,603 Hey! 1624 01:31:14,637 --> 01:31:17,873 Lola, I was really hoping I could talk to you this morning. 1625 01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:20,275 You never answer your phone. 1626 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:23,612 I really have something important to tell you. 1627 01:31:23,646 --> 01:31:25,614 Where are you? 1628 01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:28,851 Hold on a second... 1629 01:31:28,884 --> 01:31:30,853 I have to answer the door. 1630 01:31:30,886 --> 01:31:32,888 Surprise! 1631 01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:41,964 Look at this place. I feel like a poor kid, adopt me. 1632 01:31:41,997 --> 01:31:46,201 Cass! You are so surprised! I love it! 1633 01:31:46,234 --> 01:31:48,203 You didn't know I was coming, did ya? 1634 01:31:48,236 --> 01:31:50,038 No idea. 1635 01:31:50,072 --> 01:31:52,841 I was so good. I am not usually good at this, 1636 01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:55,578 but you got to admit, this was good. 1637 01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:56,645 - Too good. 1638 01:31:56,679 --> 01:31:58,647 Look at this place! Oh my God, 1639 01:31:58,681 --> 01:32:00,148 It's as big as a church 1640 01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:03,719 and lord knows I haven't been there in ages. 1641 01:32:03,752 --> 01:32:06,922 Wait, wait, take one. Resplendent. 1642 01:32:07,656 --> 01:32:10,325 How are you, sweetie! 1643 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:12,127 Listen, I only have three days. 1644 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:14,029 I figured, we could make the most of it. 1645 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:16,331 We could go to the beaches and just hang out. 1646 01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:18,033 I missed you so much. 1647 01:32:18,066 --> 01:32:21,704 Ooh, is that your mom? - I don't know. 1648 01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:24,807 Let's go find out. - She'd have her keys. 1649 01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:33,315 Hola! 1650 01:32:33,348 --> 01:32:35,317 This is gonna be fun. 1651 01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:38,754 Why did you slam the door like that? 1652 01:32:38,787 --> 01:32:40,756 It was a package. 1653 01:32:40,789 --> 01:32:44,359 Just leave the package by the doorstep sir! Thank you! 1654 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:47,896 Cass, what are you talking about? It's me! Let me in! 1655 01:32:47,930 --> 01:32:51,934 Cass, why are you acting so weird? Just open the door. 1656 01:32:53,902 --> 01:32:56,705 Do you know him? - Yes! 1657 01:32:56,739 --> 01:32:58,741 Come on in. - Thanks. 1658 01:33:03,946 --> 01:33:07,149 Hi, I'm Lola, Cass' partner. 1659 01:33:07,182 --> 01:33:11,086 I'm Jose. Now before I tell you who I am, 1660 01:33:11,119 --> 01:33:14,056 did you mean partner like in business or... 1661 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:15,257 No, no, no, no. Lovers. 1662 01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:18,360 No, not business partners. It's kinda tricky these days. 1663 01:33:18,393 --> 01:33:22,698 Yeah, it's even trickier when you also have a boyfriend. 1664 01:33:22,731 --> 01:33:24,366 I'm Cass' boyfriend. 1665 01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:27,235 And the Oscar for 'Female In Most Painfully Awkward, 1666 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:30,372 Yet Utterly Entertaining Situation' goes to... 1667 01:33:30,405 --> 01:33:32,240 I told you to keep quiet. 1668 01:33:32,274 --> 01:33:34,142 He's not my boyfriend! - Oh no? 1669 01:33:34,176 --> 01:33:35,878 Well, he seems to disagree. 1670 01:33:35,911 --> 01:33:38,080 Cass c'mon, we've been seeing each other 1671 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:39,214 for a couple of months now. 1672 01:33:39,247 --> 01:33:42,184 [naked man sings] And the grave digger digs deeper... 1673 01:33:42,217 --> 01:33:44,920 Cass, is this true? 1674 01:33:44,953 --> 01:33:46,188 How could you do this? 1675 01:33:46,221 --> 01:33:48,356 You never told me you were in a relationship. 1676 01:33:48,390 --> 01:33:49,324 Yeah, Cass, 1677 01:33:50,525 --> 01:33:51,359 why didn't you tell either one of them what was going on? 1678 01:33:51,393 --> 01:33:54,763 Well, somebody's gonna have to leave. 1679 01:33:54,797 --> 01:33:56,965 Yes, someone should leave. 1680 01:33:56,999 --> 01:33:58,934 Pffft, I'm not leaving. 1681 01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:01,937 Bye now. 1682 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:03,972 CASS! 1683 01:34:15,017 --> 01:34:19,387 Jose, can I talk to you tomorrow, please? 1684 01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:23,926 Fine, but I'm calling you manana. 1685 01:34:25,894 --> 01:34:28,130 Jose! 1686 01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,400 Fuck Cass, what did you do?! - I didn't do anything. 1687 01:34:32,434 --> 01:34:35,804 Did you cheat on me, with a man? 1688 01:34:35,838 --> 01:34:37,840 What?! 1689 01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:44,212 Lola, what are you doing? No, wait. 1690 01:34:44,246 --> 01:34:48,216 Please! We can...we can work this out. 1691 01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:51,219 I don't know what happened. I don't understand it myself. 1692 01:34:51,253 --> 01:34:55,390 Sometimes, I can't do this total gay thing. 1693 01:34:55,423 --> 01:34:57,392 Sometimes I miss men. 1694 01:34:57,425 --> 01:34:59,027 It's just not the way I'm built. 1695 01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:02,230 You know how people say, how can I come out of the closet? 1696 01:35:02,264 --> 01:35:04,332 How can I come out of the closet, when I've never been in? 1697 01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:09,204 Look, what I do know is that I'm in love with you. 1698 01:35:10,873 --> 01:35:13,909 You're the only one I ever really want to be with, 1699 01:35:13,942 --> 01:35:16,144 You're the only person who can help me through this. 1700 01:35:16,178 --> 01:35:19,381 Listen to me Cass, I'm only gonna say this once. 1701 01:35:19,414 --> 01:35:21,383 You are bisexual. 1702 01:35:21,416 --> 01:35:23,385 And there's nothing wrong with it. 1703 01:35:23,418 --> 01:35:25,187 You are neither gay nor straight, 1704 01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:27,790 no matter what anybody says. 1705 01:35:27,823 --> 01:35:32,194 This is who you are! You have to get used to it. 1706 01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:35,764 Stop caring about all these labels! 1707 01:35:35,798 --> 01:35:37,332 Lola, please! 1708 01:35:37,365 --> 01:35:39,835 We need labels! Be realistic! 1709 01:35:39,868 --> 01:35:42,237 Otherwise, how would anybody know what to do with those 1710 01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:43,872 little soap balls in the baskets, 1711 01:35:43,906 --> 01:35:46,341 little soap pellets you put in the bathtub when you... 1712 01:35:46,374 --> 01:35:48,110 Shut up, Cass! 1713 01:35:48,143 --> 01:35:50,112 Look, 1714 01:35:50,145 --> 01:35:55,317 I wanna be monogamous. I like being in a relationship. 1715 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,155 How am I supposed to choose? 1716 01:36:00,188 --> 01:36:04,059 The choice is love, Cass. 1717 01:36:04,092 --> 01:36:05,193 But that's all over now. 1718 01:36:05,227 --> 01:36:06,361 Holy crap, it's my mom. 1719 01:36:06,394 --> 01:36:08,130 Just keep it down for a second. 1720 01:36:08,163 --> 01:36:12,034 No! Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on! Fuck it all! 1721 01:36:12,067 --> 01:36:14,036 Wait, just wait one second, okay? 1722 01:36:14,069 --> 01:36:16,038 Hi Mommy! 1723 01:36:16,071 --> 01:36:18,040 Hi Cass! 1724 01:36:18,073 --> 01:36:21,009 Just wait one second, please. 1725 01:36:21,043 --> 01:36:23,812 Mom, this is Lola. 1726 01:36:23,846 --> 01:36:26,114 Lola? 1727 01:36:26,148 --> 01:36:28,216 This is Lilia, my mom. 1728 01:36:28,250 --> 01:36:31,820 Hi Ms. Canto, it's nice to finally meet you. 1729 01:36:31,854 --> 01:36:34,957 Me too. I am very glad to meet you. 1730 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:36,491 Cass was telling me everything-- 1731 01:36:36,524 --> 01:36:37,525 Excuse me, Mrs. Canto, 1732 01:36:37,559 --> 01:36:40,528 I'm really sorry, but I have a plane to catch. 1733 01:36:40,562 --> 01:36:42,364 Don't ever call me again! 1734 01:36:52,074 --> 01:36:55,010 She's nice. 1735 01:37:54,269 --> 01:37:57,940 [Cassanova's mother] Mamita, do you want to talk about it? 1736 01:37:57,973 --> 01:38:01,343 No ma, I just want to be left alone. 1737 01:38:02,244 --> 01:38:03,578 Dinner's ready. 1738 01:38:03,611 --> 01:38:05,613 I'm not hungry. 1739 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:09,051 I made croquetas. 1740 01:38:20,996 --> 01:38:24,166 Okay, maybe just one. 1741 01:41:06,394 --> 01:41:08,096 Good morning! 1742 01:41:35,390 --> 01:41:36,758 Thanks. 1743 01:41:36,791 --> 01:41:40,528 Jesus, is this economy ever gonna recover? 1744 01:41:40,562 --> 01:41:44,599 I hope so. People are losing their jobs, left and right. 1745 01:41:48,703 --> 01:41:50,272 Thank you. 1746 01:41:52,307 --> 01:41:54,209 She's not talking to me, you know. 1747 01:41:54,842 --> 01:41:57,545 She's not talking to me either. 1748 01:41:57,579 --> 01:41:59,547 You just got here. 1749 01:41:59,581 --> 01:42:01,583 Still. 1750 01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:12,894 I miss her so much, Weinstein. 1751 01:42:15,430 --> 01:42:17,365 I don't know what to do. 1752 01:42:19,334 --> 01:42:21,203 And I know I can't cheat on her again. 1753 01:42:21,236 --> 01:42:23,238 No you can't. 1754 01:42:24,339 --> 01:42:26,541 We're perfect for each other, you know. 1755 01:42:27,742 --> 01:42:30,312 We love the same movies, we 1756 01:42:32,414 --> 01:42:33,915 laugh at the same things, 1757 01:42:34,782 --> 01:42:36,451 You know how hard it is 1758 01:42:36,484 --> 01:42:38,920 to find somebody you're completely compatible with? 1759 01:42:40,222 --> 01:42:41,723 Yes, I do. 1760 01:42:44,659 --> 01:42:46,928 Love isn't supposed to be this complicated. 1761 01:42:46,961 --> 01:42:52,500 The last time I was in love, it was so clear, you know, here. 1762 01:42:52,534 --> 01:42:54,536 This time, 1763 01:42:55,237 --> 01:42:59,374 I'm just as in love, but it's different. 1764 01:42:59,407 --> 01:43:01,409 How so? 1765 01:43:04,779 --> 01:43:06,681 Can't you just 1766 01:43:06,714 --> 01:43:09,851 answer a question that doesn't start with a question? 1767 01:43:09,884 --> 01:43:12,287 Aren't you getting paid enough? 1768 01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:16,291 One answer, Weinstein. Just one. 1769 01:43:18,326 --> 01:43:19,694 Okay. 1770 01:43:20,628 --> 01:43:22,330 How's this? 1771 01:43:22,364 --> 01:43:25,633 I can't help you with the what happens out there. 1772 01:43:25,667 --> 01:43:29,304 All I can do here, without the distractions from out there, 1773 01:43:29,337 --> 01:43:31,973 is help you with what you're feeling. 1774 01:43:32,006 --> 01:43:33,575 Straight, gay, bi, 1775 01:43:33,608 --> 01:43:37,612 all of those are just labels to make people feel safe. 1776 01:43:37,645 --> 01:43:39,247 Make 'em try and understand 1777 01:43:39,281 --> 01:43:41,949 something they can't or won't understand. 1778 01:43:42,750 --> 01:43:43,685 That's okay. 1779 01:43:43,718 --> 01:43:46,588 But in here, you don't need those labels. 1780 01:43:47,455 --> 01:43:49,757 You're always going to be attracted to people. 1781 01:43:49,791 --> 01:43:51,959 Let's just put aside, for a second 1782 01:43:51,993 --> 01:43:54,829 the fact that it's both genders for you, okay? 1783 01:43:54,862 --> 01:43:58,566 You either want to be in a faithful relationship 1784 01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,234 or you don't. 1785 01:44:01,503 --> 01:44:03,438 Fidelity is a choice. 1786 01:44:05,340 --> 01:44:08,009 I think we're gonna have to continue this next week. 1787 01:44:08,743 --> 01:44:09,677 Okay. 1788 01:44:19,687 --> 01:44:21,323 But Weinstein, 1789 01:44:22,957 --> 01:44:25,259 what am I gonna do? 1790 01:44:26,060 --> 01:44:28,696 Just remember what I told you. 1791 01:44:29,397 --> 01:44:32,033 Who you are isn't defined by your sexuality 1792 01:44:32,066 --> 01:44:35,437 or by the labels other people put on you. 1793 01:44:35,470 --> 01:44:39,006 In the end, love trumps all of that. 1794 01:44:46,481 --> 01:44:48,015 [Cassanova narrating] So here I am. 1795 01:44:48,049 --> 01:44:49,751 At a crossroads of some sort. 1796 01:44:50,818 --> 01:44:53,955 I really love to love, you know. 1797 01:44:53,988 --> 01:44:57,592 I've learned, you should never be afraid to take that leap, 1798 01:44:57,625 --> 01:44:59,427 to try something new, 1799 01:44:59,461 --> 01:45:03,331 no matter how scary or unimaginable it seems to be. 1800 01:45:04,766 --> 01:45:06,801 No matter what all the sides think. 1801 01:45:08,403 --> 01:45:10,338 You know, an acting teacher told me once, 1802 01:45:10,372 --> 01:45:12,874 you have to take risks on stage, 1803 01:45:12,907 --> 01:45:16,010 and even though the choices may not always be the right ones, 1804 01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:19,080 you not only have fun trying, but in the end, 1805 01:45:19,113 --> 01:45:21,916 you always learn something about the character. 1806 01:45:22,784 --> 01:45:26,020 I guess Professor Stewart wasn't just talking about acting. 1807 01:45:27,855 --> 01:45:30,725 David! David! 1808 01:45:30,758 --> 01:45:32,760 Hey! - Hey! 1809 01:45:34,896 --> 01:45:37,565 How are you? - Good, how are you? 1810 01:45:37,599 --> 01:45:39,567 You look great. - So do you. 1811 01:45:39,601 --> 01:45:41,569 Thank you. 1812 01:45:41,603 --> 01:45:44,606 Look, I'm sorry I talked your ear off last night. 1813 01:45:44,639 --> 01:45:46,741 Oh, that's okay. You had a lot to say. 1814 01:45:46,774 --> 01:45:48,743 Yeah, but two hours? ? 1815 01:45:48,776 --> 01:45:50,778 Three. 1816 01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:55,116 Listen, I...I... No, you go ahead. 1817 01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:02,457 I just need some time. 1818 01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:08,930 She really threw me for a loop, you know. 1819 01:46:08,963 --> 01:46:10,965 And I get that. 1820 01:46:11,666 --> 01:46:15,437 Cass, we can take all the time you need. 1821 01:46:15,470 --> 01:46:17,472 I just like being with you. 1822 01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:20,942 I just like being with you too. 1823 01:46:20,975 --> 01:46:22,977 Good. 1824 01:47:03,685 --> 01:47:05,119 Fuck. 1825 01:47:06,854 --> 01:47:09,824 Lola! -Cass. 1826 01:47:10,792 --> 01:47:13,895 It's so great seeing you. - It's great seeing you. 1827 01:47:14,729 --> 01:47:17,131 Feels like ages. 1828 01:47:18,065 --> 01:47:20,067 You look fantastic. 1829 01:47:24,839 --> 01:47:27,875 Well, I feel like hell. 1830 01:47:28,710 --> 01:47:31,813 I haven't been sleeping much. I had these, 1831 01:47:33,648 --> 01:47:35,617 roommates 1832 01:47:35,650 --> 01:47:39,821 that kept me up all night. 1833 01:47:44,125 --> 01:47:46,160 David! David! 1834 01:47:46,193 --> 01:47:48,663 Lola, this is David. David, this is Lola. 1835 01:47:48,696 --> 01:47:49,864 Pleasure meeting you. 1836 01:47:51,098 --> 01:47:52,900 So you're the famous Lola? - Oh, I haven't done anything big. 1837 01:47:52,934 --> 01:47:55,102 I mainly do theater, commercials- 1838 01:47:55,136 --> 01:47:57,505 No, no. He knows. 1839 01:47:57,539 --> 01:47:59,541 I've told him about you. 1840 01:47:59,574 --> 01:48:01,709 I hope she didn't give you the gory details. 1841 01:48:01,743 --> 01:48:03,845 No, just the sexy stuff. 1842 01:48:05,079 --> 01:48:07,749 David, can you give us a second. - Oh sure. 1843 01:48:07,782 --> 01:48:10,051 Lola, if you wanna come to lunch with us, 1844 01:48:10,084 --> 01:48:11,152 we are just grabbing a bite. 1845 01:48:12,219 --> 01:48:15,289 Oh thanks, David but... - Just one second, please. 1846 01:48:15,322 --> 01:48:17,525 He's cute. 1847 01:48:17,559 --> 01:48:19,561 He looks so familiar. 1848 01:48:21,095 --> 01:48:22,997 You don't know the half of it. 1849 01:48:23,030 --> 01:48:25,066 How long have you been with him? 1850 01:48:25,099 --> 01:48:27,068 Not long. 1851 01:48:27,101 --> 01:48:29,103 You're living in Hoboken now? 1852 01:48:31,072 --> 01:48:32,574 Yeah. 1853 01:48:36,978 --> 01:48:38,580 I miss you Lola. 1854 01:48:42,149 --> 01:48:45,519 I can't eat. I can't sleep. 1855 01:48:48,089 --> 01:48:49,857 I'm miserable. 1856 01:48:51,593 --> 01:48:56,163 Cass, you devastated me. 1857 01:48:56,197 --> 01:48:57,632 Lola, 1858 01:48:57,665 --> 01:49:01,669 I'm truly, truly sorry. 1859 01:49:04,672 --> 01:49:07,274 I just wish we could start over again, ya know. 1860 01:49:08,776 --> 01:49:11,979 I admit we did start a little too quickly. 1861 01:49:12,780 --> 01:49:13,981 Too quickly? 1862 01:49:15,282 --> 01:49:17,151 Lola, I moved into your place 1863 01:49:17,184 --> 01:49:19,153 two weeks after I left my husband. 1864 01:49:19,186 --> 01:49:20,287 Hindu arranged marriages 1865 01:49:20,321 --> 01:49:23,625 have more 'get to know each other time' than we did. 1866 01:49:23,658 --> 01:49:25,660 Yeah, but what about him? 1867 01:49:27,194 --> 01:49:27,962 Him? 1868 01:49:30,397 --> 01:49:31,933 Baby steps? 1869 01:49:32,967 --> 01:49:34,201 Lola, baby steps. 1870 01:49:36,037 --> 01:49:37,104 C'mon, 1871 01:49:37,939 --> 01:49:39,106 I know you're hungry. 1872 01:49:41,042 --> 01:49:42,143 David! 1873 01:49:42,176 --> 01:49:43,745 - Ready? - Yeah. 1874 01:49:44,946 --> 01:49:47,048 Where have I seen you before? 1875 01:49:49,050 --> 01:49:52,053 [continue chatting]