1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:10,499 What Time Is It There? 2 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,600 Hsiao Kang! 3 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,752 Dad, we're going through the tunnel. 4 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,745 You have to follow us, OK? 5 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,849 First bow. 6 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,851 Second bow. 7 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:55,844 Third bow. 8 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:12,100 Try it on if you want. 9 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:17,116 Do you have dual-time watches? 10 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:21,109 These two rows and the diving range over there. 11 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:26,125 The one on your wrist is nice. 12 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,127 Is it a dual-time? 13 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:32,131 Yeah. 14 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:36,135 Is it available? 15 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:40,128 Out of stock. 16 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:45,133 Can I look at it? 17 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,157 Would you sell it to me? 18 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,160 I can't. 19 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,164 Come on. How much? 20 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,157 These aren't bad. Look at them again. 21 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:14,162 Sell me this one. I'm going abroad. 22 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:23,171 Call me later. I'll try to get you one. 23 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:39,187 Come on. Sell me this one. 24 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,201 It'd be bad luck to own my watch. 25 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,203 Why? 26 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,206 Someone in my family just died. I'm in mourning. 27 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:51,199 I can't sell it to you. 28 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:03,211 How do you open this? 29 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,246 Hello. Is that you? Mr. Lee? 30 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,249 Good afternoon. I was at your stall this afternoon. 31 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:34,253 I'm the one who likes your watch so much. 32 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:38,246 I'd really like to buy it. Won't you sell it to me? 33 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,253 Hello? 34 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:51,270 I'm sorry. I can't hear you, sir. 35 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:55,263 No, it won't! 36 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,273 I know it won't bring me bad luck. 37 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,289 That'll be too late. I'm leaving tomorrow. 38 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:14,282 . Please. Sell it to me. 39 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,295 Sir... 40 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:20,288 I swear it doesn't matter. I'm a Christian. 41 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:25,304 How much? 42 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:29,297 You're kidding, right? How much really? 43 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,321 It should be all right. 44 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,323 Thanks. 45 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:48,327 Sir, I'm here for the watch. 46 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,329 Here's 1,000 yuan. 47 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:54,333 -I'm giving you 30% off. -That's nice. 48 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,335 -Does it have a battery? -Yes. 49 00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,328 And you set the time here. 50 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,347 -Where are you going? -Paris. 51 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:12,340 -Paris? -France. 52 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,364 Take this. 53 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:29,357 -What is it? -A cake. 54 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,458 Bow three times. 55 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,461 First bow. 56 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,463 Second bow. 57 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,456 Third bow. 58 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,463 To the departed. 59 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,477 First bow. 60 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,478 Second bow. 61 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,471 Third bow. 62 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,519 This is yin-yang water. 63 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,520 "Yin-yang water""? 64 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,524 It's a blend of half-cold, half-boiled water. 65 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,527 I cast a spell on it. 66 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,528 I place it on the altar. 67 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,530 If he comes back, he'll drink it. 68 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,523 Observe the water level, and you will know. 69 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,647 Check these out. 70 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,663 Backlit. 71 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:28,656 And unbreakable. Sells really well. Start with ten. 72 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,681 Don't go overboard. 73 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,776 -What? -A cockroach. 74 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,794 Stop. Don't kill it. 75 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,797 It could be your father's reincarnation. 76 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,790 You're crazy. 77 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:37,845 Eat some duck. 78 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,861 Didn't the priest tell you... 79 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,864 not to harm any living creature for forty-nine days? 80 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,857 You never listen. 81 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,881 Take these after your meal. 82 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,874 Drugs are expensive, you know. 83 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,914 Hello? 84 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,907 What number can I dial to know the time abroad? 85 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,913 Yes. Thank you. 86 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:07,946 Hello? 87 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:11,939 I'd like to know what time it is in Paris. 88 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:17,945 What is the time now in Paris? 89 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,969 OK. 90 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,962 So it's seven hours behind, right? 91 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,967 Great. Thank you very much. 92 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,103 Yes? 93 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,105 -Can I help you? -Do you have any French films? 94 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,106 French films? Sure. 95 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:52,099 Action? Detective? Any particular director? 96 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:56,114 We specialize in movie classics. 97 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,116 Do you have anything on Paris? 98 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,119 Films on Paris? Of course. 99 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,120 ""Hiroshima Mon Amour""... 100 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,122 ""The 400 Blows,"" too. Take a look. 101 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,124 Got any Yu Ming films? 102 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,127 Yu Ming, Lin Dai, and Grace Chang movies are there. 103 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,130 I don't see ""Moon, Stars, and Sun."" 104 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,132 You're right. Not today. 105 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:18,125 -Maybe in a day or two. -A day or two? 106 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:45,223 Hsiao Kang. 107 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,224 What? 108 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,226 Come here. 109 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:52,230 Come, quick. 110 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:56,223 Come on. 111 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,237 Look. 112 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:03,230 Look at the time. It's strange. 113 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:08,246 Really strange. 114 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,249 It must be him coming back. 115 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:15,242 Don't touch anything. 116 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:26,253 It must be your father. He wants me to cook for him. 117 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:34,261 I wonder if he wants more duck. 118 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:59,286 Pray! 119 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:34,632 A listener tells us there's a big hairy dog... 120 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,634 hanging out on the expressway. 121 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:40,627 Maybe that mutt's getting a tan, lazing around on the asphalt. 122 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,642 So please, fellow drivers, honk if you see him. 123 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:47,645 Remind that dog this is no beach. 124 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,648 Anyway, just keep cool and avoid it. 125 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:54,652 Be careful while you do it. Don't do anything stupid. 126 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,655 Now I have to go after a driver out there. 127 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:01,659 In the tunnel heading towards the Palace Museum... 128 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:05,652 there's something weird, like some big stuff off a truck. 129 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:10,668 So, Mr. Trucker, what's gotten into you? 130 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:14,661 Don't you realize? What if it hit a car? 131 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,676 Elsewhere, on Jen-Ai Road, in Section Four... 132 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:22,669 fellow listeners are reporting a lot of double-parking. 133 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:27,674 We've already called the traffic police to tow them away. 134 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,688 Oh! 135 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,690 Remember what I was saying, near the Woo-Ku interchange... 136 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,694 about that big dog lounging on the expressway? 137 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:40,687 A listener, Mr. Huang, just called in. 138 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,702 I guess some guy who wasn't tuned in earlier... 139 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,705 couldn't avoid the dog in time. 140 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:51,709 Anyway, Mr. Huang says the dog is... 141 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:52,710 Well, anyway... 142 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:56,703 And now, a safety reminder to all of you... 143 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,495 Is this dinner or supper or what? 144 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:02,488 You're eating or not? 145 00:50:56,553 --> 00:51:00,546 So we have dinner at midnight now? 146 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:04,561 What do you know? 147 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:08,554 Can't we go along with your dad's time? 148 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:33,579 Don't you dare waste this. 149 00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:51,837 Is that you coming back to see me? 150 00:55:56,853 --> 00:56:00,846 It's so hard. 151 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,859 Do you miss me? 152 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:04,269 Well, I don't agree! Absolutely not! 153 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:11,287 What do you mean, ""What now?"" Screw you! 154 01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:15,280 I don't give a fuck! I'll shout if I want to. 155 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:21,286 I don't give a fuck! Call who the hell you like! 156 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:32,297 This has gone too far! Well, I don't agree. 157 01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:40,305 I won't tell you again. 158 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:42,367 Your attention, please. There has been a serious incident. 159 01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:47,383 Would passengers please alight from the train? 160 01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:51,376 We apologize for any inconvenience. 161 01:09:57,693 --> 01:10:01,686 Is there a blackout? 162 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:07,763 What are you up to? 163 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:10,766 He's afraid of the light. 164 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:14,759 Too much light and he won't come back. 165 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:21,766 The fish will die if you cut the power. 166 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:27,772 Get out of my way. 167 01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:36,781 I told you to move. 168 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:42,787 -Don't be absurd. -What are you doing? 169 01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:47,792 I told you to leave me alone. 170 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:53,809 -What are you doing? -Get down! 171 01:11:53,809 --> 01:11:55,811 Get down! 172 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:59,804 What are you doing? 173 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:06,822 Please stop, OK? 174 01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:10,826 I told you, he's afraid of the light. 175 01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:12,828 Don't you understand? 176 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:16,821 You're completely nuts. 177 01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:33,849 What's wrong with you? 178 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:37,842 -What are you doing? -Stop it right now. 179 01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,862 Can't you let him come back in peace? 180 01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:50,855 Let me keep house the way he likes. Get out! 181 01:12:56,872 --> 01:13:00,865 Go away and let me be. 182 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:04,880 Stop putting that up. 183 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:08,873 Go away! 184 01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:13,889 Get lost! 185 01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:16,892 Did you hear me? 186 01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:18,894 Get lost! 187 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:21,897 Could you please stop? 188 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:24,900 Your dad wants to come home, and you won't let him. 189 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,902 What are you thinking? 190 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:30,895 Get out of here! 191 01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:43,908 OK, go ahead. Cover whatever you want. 192 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,913 Get away from me. 193 01:15:17,012 --> 01:15:21,005 Are you looking for something? 194 01:20:56,351 --> 01:21:00,344 It's hot. 195 01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:30,385 Excuse me... 196 01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:33,388 Thank you. 197 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:37,381 It's nothing. 198 01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:51,395 Where are you from? 199 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:56,411 Taiwan. 200 01:21:56,411 --> 01:22:00,404 Oh, Taiwan. I've been there. It's fun. 201 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:03,418 All those good little dishes. 202 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:06,421 -And you? -From Hong Kong. 203 01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:09,424 Are you also a tourist? 204 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:13,417 Kind of. 205 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:23,438 Are you feeling better? 206 01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:24,439 How do you feel? 207 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,442 So-so. I had too much coffee. 208 01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:30,445 -Did you drink a lot? -I drink coffee every day. 209 01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:34,449 Me, too, but I get dizzy if I drink too much. 210 01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:38,442 Though, when I'm in Paris, I just can't help it. 211 01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:55,459 Are you staying nearby? 212 01:22:56,471 --> 01:23:00,464 Yes. 213 01:23:02,477 --> 01:23:06,470 Me, too. Near the Louvre, over there. 214 01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:10,485 I'm in the third arrondissement. 215 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:12,487 The third? That's not very close. 216 01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:16,491 Near "Bonne Nouvelle." 217 01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:18,493 Lots of clothing shops. 218 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:22,486 Really? I have to check it out, then. 219 01:48:17,991 --> 01:48:20,994 To my father and Lee Kang-Sheng's father. 220 01:48:20,994 --> 01:48:24,987 Tsai Ming-Liang.