1 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,112 How the hell did I get up here? 2 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,069 I still can't believe it. 3 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,990 Just four weeks ago, I was a completely different person. 4 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,916 I had no adventure in my life. 5 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,163 I had a wife. 6 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,744 I had a family. 7 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,087 And I never looked twice when a pretty girl walked by. 8 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,629 Never. 9 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,011 - Four, please. - Me, too. 10 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,213 - Can I help you? - Yes, I'm looking... What's that? 11 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,969 It's the air conditioner. It'll come on in a second. 12 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,056 - Sorry. - Excuse me. 13 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,803 I beg your pardon! 14 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,681 I'm losing my briefcase. 15 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,363 I don't know. 16 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,277 No, I've never tried it that way before. 17 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,533 No, I'm not worried. 18 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,574 It's just that I've never tried it in that position before. 19 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,909 It's all new to me. 20 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,959 Well, I know you have to wet it before you put it in. 21 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,915 You have to, or it could break off. 22 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,385 How far? I don't know how far. 23 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,297 All the way, I suppose. 24 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:53,597 I know you have to keep wiggling it to get all the hairs off it. 25 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,011 All right! 26 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,346 Put that phone down. 27 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,270 I can't talk to you now. I'll call you back later. 28 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,275 Do you have to talk like that at work? 29 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,070 Can't you save that filthy stuff until you get home? 30 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,402 That was my brother. 31 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,117 - Your brother? - Yeah. 32 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,780 He and I are trying to set up a photo-processing lab at my place. 33 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,116 That way I can take stuff home. For example... 34 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,533 All right! 35 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,453 Where's the figures on the cable-car campaign? 36 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,246 It's on the third floor... 37 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,463 Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this. 38 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,796 Yes, sir. 39 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,169 I spent two months on that. 40 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,675 I want you to roll down the map and show me. 41 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,210 All right. 42 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,420 Okay. 43 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,764 Hello? 44 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,306 Will you have dinner with me tonight? 45 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,476 What? 46 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,397 La Primavera, in North Beach. 47 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,274 Tonight. 48 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,110 I know who you are. 49 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,288 9:00? 50 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,824 Why? 51 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,534 Just because. 52 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,377 I can't make it at... 53 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,721 ...9:00. 54 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,924 Say, 9:10? 55 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,008 Yes. 56 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,831 Why are you speaking to me in German? 57 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,708 Why? 58 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:28,707 I mean, the modeling agency told me that you were from Germany. 59 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,965 It's not me. 60 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,462 Well, I'd better check. 61 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,760 Where am I going? 62 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,758 How do I look? 63 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,429 The earrings are too much, aren't they? 64 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,144 Here, you keep 'em for me, honey. 65 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,475 I'll do it. You keep your eyes on the road. 66 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,105 They were killing me, anyway. 67 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,237 Didi, what was I gonna ask you? 68 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,905 I wanted to ask you something. 69 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,492 Would you like to go to the movies tonight? 70 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,947 Tonight's study group. 71 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,245 What do you mean? 72 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,665 What's today? Today's Wednesday? 73 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,993 I thought today was Thursday. 74 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,162 What's the matter with me? 75 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,331 I'd like to go anyway, if it's all right with you. 76 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,291 I can't put up with those crazies tonight. 77 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:58,213 It's all arranged. You're taking the girls to the movies. 78 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:02,558 I promised them you would. Anyway, you deserve a night out. 79 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,594 So, what do you say? 80 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:11,229 - What do you mean? Of course. Sure. - You're wonderful. 81 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,864 Honey. 82 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,074 See you tonight. 83 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,955 Thanks for the lift. 84 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,016 You know, you're cute when you serve. 85 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:48,517 Go ahead, Teddy. What are you nervous about? Serve the ball. 86 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,057 Now come on, calm down. Let the man serve, Buddy. 87 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,898 You got nothing to worry about. It's only set point. It's not like your life. 88 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,482 It's just your self-respect. 89 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,532 Give him that solid one. Give him the ace. Teddy, come on! 90 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,442 What is it? Am I talking too much? 91 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,449 We'll calm down. We'll take it easy. Teddy wants to serve. 92 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:05,746 Okay? 93 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,915 You can do it. Put it right in there. 94 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:09,908 What a serve! 95 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:10,951 Switch! 96 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:15,335 Okay, here we go now. You ready? Get that racquet ready, I'm coming at you. 97 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,257 This baby is mine! 98 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,800 - You hit the net. - Follow-through. 99 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,799 - You can't! - On the follow-through! 100 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,927 - You still can't hit the net. - I hit it on the follow-through. 101 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,888 I hit this ball first, then the net, on the follow-through. 102 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,770 It's our point. It's 6-2. You're in the shit house. 103 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,773 - Anybody ever tell you you're cute? - You're cute, too. 104 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,021 - How you doing? - Okay. 105 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,103 What's the matter, he getting to you? 106 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,229 No. 107 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,274 - So, what's that matter? - Nothing. 108 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,316 Hey! 109 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,155 Look at that! 110 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,613 Oh, my. That is serious Nautilus. 111 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,121 Miss! 112 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,451 Thank you. 113 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,632 Those are fine-looking racquets you got there, girls. 114 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,463 What are they, Heads? 115 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,174 Joe, there's a phone call for you. 116 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,476 Do me a favor and take it for me, will you? 117 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,810 I met them on separate nights. How could I know they're sisters? 118 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,020 - You're in a lot of trouble, Joe. - No way. 119 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:20,821 I got a date with the little one at 7:00 and the older one at 9:15. Plenty of time. 120 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,819 What about Theresa? 121 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,197 What about Theresa? 122 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,952 Doesn't she notice anything when you go with someone for a while? 123 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:34,209 Like you used to go with that girl before. Doesn't she think anything's up? 124 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:35,786 Look. 125 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:40,299 Theresa's got the kids to worry about. She's too busy to notice anything. 126 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,675 And they're great kids. 127 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,469 She's 38 years old, she's a very happily married woman. 128 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,005 You see. She smiles all the time. 129 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,056 - Does she do it? - Does she do what? 130 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,261 What do you mean, "Does she do what?" 131 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,813 - What do you mean, "Does she do what?" - Does she does she do it, too? 132 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,349 - Do what, too? - Does she have affairs, too? 133 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,864 Teddy, you're my friend, and I love you. 134 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,318 You're a sweet, sensitive guy... 135 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,948 ...but you're very naive. 136 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,700 To think that my Theresa... 137 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,533 - ...would fool around? - I just asked a question. 138 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,248 Do you believe this man asking whether my Theresa would fool around? 139 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,627 I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you. 140 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,923 Teddy. 141 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,925 What am I laughing at? 142 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,015 Are you sure? 143 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,306 All right, I'll let him know. Thank you. 144 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,265 - Are you staying for lunch, Doctor? - No. Joe! 145 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,986 What else did the neighbor say? 146 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,407 Nothing. She was coming over to return a warming tray... 147 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,913 ...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps. 148 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,795 Theresa, the kids, and all the furniture. 149 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,881 There was a big van waiting for them. 150 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,631 What a bitch. 151 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,963 Come on, she was our friend, too. 152 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,764 Wonder if it was her furniture? 153 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,767 - Why do you have to talk about that? - What should we do, cry? 154 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,975 I just want to know if she had a right to take all the furniture. 155 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,641 Is it from Theresa? 156 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,608 Found a picture of me with another woman. 157 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,106 Naked? 158 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,066 In a night club. 159 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,205 This isn't happening. 160 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,959 This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening! 161 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,427 Son of a bitch! 162 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,635 Bitches, fucking whore! 163 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,143 Teddy, what could we do to cheer up Joe? 164 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,689 - Want to do the blind man with me tonight? - I can't do that. 165 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,317 - You do the blind man with me? - No, I get nervous. 166 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,606 Joe needs a good laugh. 167 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,116 We'll take him to the place where they threw him out. 168 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,492 I get too nervous. 169 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:16,076 Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets. 170 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,124 - Okay, Michael? Come on. - No, I get too nervous. 171 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,332 - Are you tied up with Mrs. Schumacher? - I'm not tied up with her. 172 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,042 - His boss's wife. - I don't believe it. 173 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,714 I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. 174 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,008 He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife. 175 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,802 Son-of-a-gun! Are you making it with Schumacher's wife? 176 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,429 - Only at night. - If it's an emergency. 177 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,177 - "Only at night?" - Ask him. 178 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,179 The time it takes me to drive there... 179 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,683 ...is the exact same time it takes him to scrub and put on his gloves. 180 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:44,016 If it's not a big job, it's not worth it to me. If it's appendicitis, I don't go. 181 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,069 But, if it's peritonitis or a gall bladder... 182 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,990 "Hello, honey, good news. It's a quadruple bypass!" 183 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,693 So, you say like this: 184 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,697 "Is Mr. Pierce there, please?" Very timid. 185 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,833 - "Is Mr. Pierce there, please?" - That's it, just like that. 186 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,120 Then I'll get on the phone and say, "Hello?" 187 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:08,878 Then I'm going to wait a few seconds, like I'm listening to you, and then I'll say: 188 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,591 "What? 189 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,045 "You want me to come out right now? 190 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:17,057 "Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?" 191 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,143 - Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant. 192 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,179 He works here at the office with me. 193 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,181 Clear? 194 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,109 Is it a woman? 195 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,687 Is it a woman? 196 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,572 No. It's... 197 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,734 "Is it a woman?" 198 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,902 What goes on in your head? 199 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,154 No, it's just... 200 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,747 ...we're planning... 201 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,164 Well, it's too complicated. 202 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,664 But don't tell Didi... 203 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,833 ...because it's a wonderful surprise. 204 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,961 - You want me to call you at 8:15? - 8:15. 205 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,838 It has to be at 8:15 sharp. 206 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,098 - Hi, Daddy. - Hello, sweetie pie. 207 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,106 Did Mom tell you about tonight? 208 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,198 - No. Missy, I'm sorry... - I'm sorry, Daddy, but... 209 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,492 ...Shelly didn't get the tickets until 4:00. 210 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,120 I know you really wanted to go to the movie... 211 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,623 ...but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, and his uncle had some pull. 212 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,497 - What tickets are you talking about? - David Bowie. 213 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,792 You mean, you can't go to the movie? 214 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,132 I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad. 215 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,918 No. Don't be silly. 216 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,803 Are you really disappointed? 217 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,047 Well... 218 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,560 No, I mean, I wanted to go, sure, but... 219 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,683 So these things happen. 220 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,185 I understand that. 221 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,937 - You remember Shelly, don't you? - Of course. 222 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,572 How are you? 223 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,822 How are you? 224 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,536 I'm fine. 225 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,908 I'm fine. 226 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,336 You're a Jewish boy, aren't you? 227 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,930 My mother and father are Jewish. 228 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,842 I see. 229 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,183 You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? 230 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,813 Bowie. 231 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,485 You take care... 232 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,695 ...of my girl. 233 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,029 You take care of my girl. 234 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,163 Now, of course, I'm sure you've heard about the alphabet diet. 235 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,256 Now, that takes 26 weeks. 236 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,963 The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an "A." 237 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:04,592 And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a "B." 238 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,927 There's only one problem. 239 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,560 You have to watch yourself carefully because by the time you get to "P"... 240 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,316 ...you might put on all the weight you lost on "K." 241 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,563 Excuse me. 242 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:19,024 And then, when you get to "X," it's very difficult... 243 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,825 ...because you start making up your own spelling, like "X-Benedict"... 244 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,653 ... "X-tra helpings." 245 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,239 So, I would not recommend that diet. 246 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,921 You go through my pockets now? 247 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,749 No. 248 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,714 Not yet. I owe Marty $10. 249 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,087 I think he likes you. 250 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,926 You think everyone likes me. 251 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,761 - They do. - Oh, well. 252 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,102 Can I get you anything before I start my study group? 253 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,346 Oh, God. 254 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,362 What honey? What's the matter? 255 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,657 Nothing. It's not even worth talking about. 256 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,904 What? 257 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,658 I was leaving my office and the boss comes in 258 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,785 with this pile of stuff and two assistants... 259 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,367 ...says, "Clean this up for tomorrow morning." 260 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,578 "Clean this up." Now I'm a cleaning man. 261 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,332 - Will it take long? - Take long? No, not if I work all night. 262 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,885 I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake. 263 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,382 I'm so tired. 264 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,680 Baby. Here. 265 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,967 I gave half to Richard, but... 266 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,014 ...he panics, he gets so nervous. I don't know if he can handle it. 267 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,149 Baby. Can I fix you a drink? 268 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,185 You know... 269 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,812 ...I really think they're taking advantage of me. 270 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,984 - Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice. 271 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,281 Thanks. 272 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,826 You just... 273 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,413 You gotta draw a line and say, "No more. 274 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,086 "You can't go past this line." 275 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,089 Who's staying for dinner? 276 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,963 Honey, why are you shaving? 277 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,964 Why am I shaving? 278 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,048 What the hell is the matter with me? 279 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,811 Did you want this tie out? 280 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:57,347 No. 281 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,231 What do I want another tie for? 282 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,523 Honey, you're overtired. 283 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:06,899 I think that you should take a little nap before you eat. 284 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,625 Come here and sit close to me. 285 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,416 What's this? 286 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,918 What do you mean? This is Joe's little boy. 287 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,625 I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here? 288 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,257 S- M-I-L-E. 289 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,430 Where is his... 290 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,928 ...M-O-M-M-Y? 291 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:36,596 She didn't tell me. It's just for one night. 292 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:40,015 - She didn't tell you? - No, she didn't. 293 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,941 Don't frighten him. 294 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,151 What a cute little pee-pee. 295 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,825 You leave his little pee-pee alone. 296 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,824 His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this. 297 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,951 One, two, three. Hit it. 298 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:15,142 - Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy? 299 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:18,678 How am I feeling? What do you mean? Why shouldn't I be feeling fine? 300 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,810 No, this nice man just wanted to know how you were. 301 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:22,891 I'm fabulous! 302 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,443 I've never felt better in my life! 303 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,316 Well, great. 304 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,821 What'll you have? 305 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,070 - What'll you have? - Southern Comfort with ice. 306 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,321 Make that two. 307 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,868 Okay. You bet. 308 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,367 I'll be right back. I gotta lock my car. 309 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,532 There you are. 310 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,621 Cigarette? 311 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,878 - What was that? - Nothing, sir. Just setting up your drinks. 312 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,340 - What was that? - Nothing. 313 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,338 Jake! 314 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,679 - He said he'd be back in just... - Jake! 315 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,632 He said he'd be back in a minute, Andy. 316 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,848 - How did you know any name? - Well, your friend called you... 317 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,019 Jake! 318 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,072 Where are you? 319 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,532 What is this? 320 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,783 What are you doing? 321 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,330 What are you doing with me? 322 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,456 What is this? 323 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,376 What the hell is this thing? 324 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,626 What kind of a place is this? 325 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,085 Hey! 326 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,129 - I'm right here, Andy. - Jake! 327 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,380 I'm right here. 328 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:38,054 Don't ever leave me again, Jake. 329 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:44,139 I'm sorry, he can't, he's... 330 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,477 Sorry. 331 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:08,171 At the tone, the time will be 8:09 and 50 seconds. 332 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,511 All right, time to go back to bed. 333 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:23,220 You don't want your mommy to be angry with me, do you? 334 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,104 Come here. 335 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,896 I want my mommy. 336 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,003 When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up. 337 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,629 Night-night. 338 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,050 Is she on a date? 339 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,808 I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night. 340 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,848 Well, what about the other kids? 341 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,307 I don't know. 342 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,730 Well, what am I supposed to say to Joe? 343 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:16,273 Nothing! Don't you tell that son of a bitch anything! 344 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,942 Come on now. He's our friend. 345 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,610 He's a rat. 346 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,996 I would have left him long before she did. 347 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:27,075 What is that supposed to mean? 348 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,169 If anything like that ever happened to us... 349 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,332 ...I don't know what I would do. 350 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:38,090 - We better just drop the subject. - No. Now, wait a minute. 351 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,513 Now we're talking nicely and calmly. 352 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,012 Let's hear what you have to say on the subject. 353 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,221 Teddy... 354 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:48,764 I know you think you know everything about me, but you don't. 355 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,271 I'm really a very jealous woman. 356 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,447 I know you think, emotionally, I'm like this, but... 357 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,115 ...you know, I really... 358 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,242 ...am a little... 359 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:02,781 ...crazy. 360 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,578 But just in some ways. 361 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,629 - Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me. 362 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,550 I know I asked you, but you make it sound as if we're not a happily... 363 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,339 What? 364 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,046 What have you got there? 365 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,426 It's a gun. 366 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,179 I know it's a gun, but when did you ever get a gun? 367 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,685 Well, Mama gave it to me after they moved. 368 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,392 You realize you might have shot me? 369 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,357 I would never do that. 370 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,397 I mean, not without a reason. 371 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,190 You're not like Joe. 372 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:43,576 Do you know what he did to Theresa, right in front of me? 373 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,288 He had his secretary call at 10:00 at night... 374 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,162 ...and say he had work to do at the office. 375 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,416 - He did that? - Yes. 376 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,174 You mean, that old trick still works? 377 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,127 Not anymore. 378 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,631 I'll get it. 379 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,925 Hello? 380 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,517 Yes, just a minute. It's Richard. 381 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,402 Hello. 382 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,155 Yes, Richard. How are you? 383 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,366 Yes. 384 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,785 You what? 385 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,415 Is this a joke? 386 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:39,003 You want me to do what? 387 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,297 Are you crazy? 388 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,253 They said... 389 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,298 They said I should do... 390 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,514 I should do what? 391 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:54,139 They want me to come out at 10:00 at night... 392 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,561 ...and leave my wife and children? 393 00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,816 I don't care! 8:15, 10:00, what difference does it make? 394 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,730 I'm not a wind-up toy. 395 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:06,989 You tell my superiors at the office, who can give me raises and promotions... 396 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:11,953 ...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass. 397 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,746 That's the best joke I've heard all year. 398 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,255 Hey! 399 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,838 Now what's going on? 400 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,429 Hey, fellas, come on now. 401 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:29,553 Let's just shake hands, we'll go home. 402 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,056 What the hell did you hit him for, for Christ's sake? 403 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,604 What kind of a fellow are you, pushes a blind man? 404 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,316 Hello? 405 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,278 Okay. I'll be right over, sweetheart. 406 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,372 Are you sure it's a gallbladder? 407 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,264 You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes. 408 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,683 Why doesn't anybody ever tell me these things? 409 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,924 It's like an oven over there. 410 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,136 Air conditioning must be on the blink again. 411 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,262 What's that? 412 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,645 She's the girl they chose for the cable-car campaign. 413 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,097 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. 414 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,647 - Who is she? - Ask the boss. He found her. 415 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:52,854 He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park. 416 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:55,315 Guess what he saw galloping through the fog? 417 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,024 Horseback riding? 418 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,500 Ridden much? 419 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,422 Yes, since I was a little boy. 420 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:15,255 I used to teach horseback riding to earn extra money. 421 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,962 - See you later. - See you later. 422 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:21,967 Okay! Here we go! 423 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,551 Come on. 424 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,560 Everything okay? 425 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,692 Yes. I have a pebble... 426 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,822 ...in my finger, in the glove. 427 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,697 Better to get it out now than when you're... 428 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,409 ...tearing along like that, you know. 429 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:46,199 Okay! Come on, big fella. 430 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,209 Hi-ho, Thunder! 431 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,286 Away! 432 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,169 Everything's okay? 433 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,085 Yeah, I was just wondering whether I should call my wife... 434 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,384 Hey! 435 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,716 The ride to the left is the prettiest! 436 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:08,187 Yes, I just want to take a look over here for a second! 437 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,522 I searched all day long... 438 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:18,319 ...but I couldn't find that woman who was haunting me. 439 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:22,318 Hello? 440 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:27,198 How would you like to smoke the peace pipe? 441 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,707 Who is this? 442 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,834 You don't know me? 443 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:34,581 I had dinner alone at La Primavera. 444 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,417 It's you. 445 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,634 I'm so sorry I wasn't there the other night. 446 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,340 Please, forgive me. 447 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,016 My mother had a heart attack. 448 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:48,804 I had to spend the night with her in the hospital. 449 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,181 - How is she? - Better. 450 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:56,102 She's trotting around. I mean, she's walking around nicely now, but... 451 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,608 ...it was a terribly close call. 452 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,361 Do you know Le Club... 453 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,117 ...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay? 454 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:05,740 Yes. 455 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,783 5:00. 456 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,853 Hi-ho, pal. 457 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:37,936 - Got a light? - Yeah. 458 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,614 - Thanks. Catch you later. - Sure. 459 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,148 Heart. 460 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,326 Family heart! 461 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:53,845 Help! 462 00:37:58,193 --> 00:37:59,855 Somebody help! 463 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:25,360 Hello! 464 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:28,272 Wait! 465 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:38,661 Don't move! 466 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,379 Move! 467 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,623 Go! 468 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,261 Hello! 469 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,391 Wait! 470 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,139 Hello, there! 471 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,854 Easy, big fella. Easy! 472 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:11,865 Steady, Thunder! 473 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:15,198 Steady, boy! Take it easy. Everything's under control. 474 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,363 You're in no danger whatsoever. 475 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:18,743 Easy does it. 476 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:19,994 Don't be nervous. 477 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,245 Hello, there. 478 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,247 Hello. 479 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,504 That's a gorgeous animal you have there. 480 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,631 I'm somewhat of an expert. 481 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,792 That's a superb specimen. 482 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:33,595 - She's a beauty. - Yes, he is nice. Thank you. 483 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:34,671 Wait! 484 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:37,341 Move! 485 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,384 Go! 486 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:42,062 Right, Thunder! To the right, Thunder. 487 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,605 To the right! 488 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,446 Hello again. 489 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:54,525 Mind if I ride along with you for a while? 490 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,072 No. I don't mind. 491 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,949 Fancy meeting you here. 492 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,156 Do you ride very often? 493 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,666 Yes, since I was a boy. 494 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:06,371 I used to teach riding in order to earn a little extra money. 495 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,830 - Really? - Yes. 496 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,760 By the way, about the other night. 497 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,962 I wanted to explain. 498 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:16,672 What other night? 499 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,178 I see. 500 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,217 Excuse me! 501 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:24,225 All right, you want to play it that way, it's all right with me. I don't mind. 502 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,148 My riding crop. 503 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,563 That's all right. I'll get it. 504 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,395 Say, "I'm sorry," Thunder. 505 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,230 Say, "I am sorry." 506 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:35,239 Thunder is a sweet horse... 507 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,317 ...but, boy, is he dumb! 508 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,411 I hate to be too hard on him. 509 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,538 It could kill his spirit, but... 510 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,286 ...boy, is he... 511 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,547 You're a silly horse! 512 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:52,632 He's just a baby, you know. 513 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,093 Here you are. 514 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,472 Thank you. 515 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,262 You're very gallant. 516 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,431 I'm just... 517 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,770 ...a romantic, I guess. 518 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,356 Be good this time. 519 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:12,728 Be good. 520 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,605 Don't embarrass me. 521 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:17,779 Wait. Whoa, Thunder! 522 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,206 Wait! You dropped something. 523 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:41,014 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 524 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,896 - Good night, Ted. - Good night, Sharon. 525 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,225 - Have a nice night, Mr. Pierce. - Thank you. Same to you, Richard. 526 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,868 Why, hello! 527 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,904 Hello, yourself. 528 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,990 What a pleasant surprise. 529 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:51,665 Well, not really. I just came to give you back your earring. 530 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,538 - What earring? - I don't know whose it is. 531 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:58,251 It fell out of your pocket yesterday when you got off your horse. 532 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,382 I decided to pick it up after you left so quickly. 533 00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:05,182 Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine. 534 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:07,388 What would I be doing with an earring? 535 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,011 So what's new? 536 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:11,146 I'm gonna be late for my dance class. 537 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:12,435 No, wait! 538 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,479 How about having dinner with me? 539 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,105 Thank you, but no. 540 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,358 I know of this funny little place. 541 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:26,662 It's a fun little Chinese place, where you sit down on the floor... 542 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:31,242 ...and you can eat with your hands or chopsticks or anything you want. 543 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,952 For lunch? 544 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,246 No, I'm not free for lunch or dinner. 545 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,211 A little snack in-between? 546 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:41,168 I'd better be going. 547 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:08,950 - What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted. 548 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,711 Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's. 549 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,250 - On Columbus? - Yeah. 550 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,334 How old is that suit? 551 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,841 This? I don't know. 552 00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:27,798 Six, seven, eight years, maybe. 553 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,307 It looks it. 554 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,979 Wait! What's your name? 555 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,480 Charlotte! 556 00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:50,495 Even longer on the pants. 557 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,078 Longer on the pants? 558 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,250 More sleeve. 559 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,077 You want more sleeve than this? 560 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:59,079 Listen to me! This is what I know! 561 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,335 But, Buddy, are you sure this style suits me? 562 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:05,009 - You want to look good at funerals? - No, I just want to look nice. 563 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,462 Let me see. 564 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,638 Put your arms down. 565 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:19,024 Now you're cooking with Crisco! 566 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,861 Robert Redford. 567 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,327 Mr. Dengilihan! Great news! 568 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:38,790 I just got the figures from Community Affairs. The cable-car campaign's a smash! 569 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:42,088 All the TV stations, Channel 5, Channel 3... 570 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,131 ...the newspapers, the magazines... 571 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:47,711 ...all they're talking about is the reopening of the cable cars. 572 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:50,050 It's unbelievable. You wouldn't believe it. 573 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,883 It's better than our wildest imagination. 574 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:57,017 We couldn't have hoped for a better campaign than what we've got right now. 575 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,350 It's due to you, sir. 576 00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:01,767 It's a wonderful tribute to the whole concept. 577 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,668 Hey. What it is? 578 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:28,757 I'd like to make a reservation for tonight, please. A double room. 579 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:33,215 Something with a king-size bed, if you have it. 580 00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:34,925 Let me have a look. 581 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:37,678 We have that available. Can I have your name, please? 582 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:38,979 Irving. 583 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,809 Julius... 584 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,436 ...Irving. 585 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,064 All right. Could you spell that for me, please? 586 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,814 I- r-v-i... 587 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:51,942 No, wait a minute! 588 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,072 Yes, sir? 589 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,453 E- r-v-i... 590 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,031 ...n-g. 591 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:04,747 Is there a Theodore Pierce here? Mr. Pierce? 592 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,002 Sorry, nobody here by that name. 593 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:09,050 Well, nobody's answering. 594 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:11,382 All right. 595 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,217 Now wait. 596 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,094 Miss Charlotte who? 597 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:17,555 Wait! Hello! Don't hang up, please. 598 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:19,637 That's for me. Thank you. 599 00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:22,981 Hello, Charlotte? It's Teddy. Where are you? 600 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,683 I'm in Los Angeles. 601 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,481 In Los Angeles? What are you doing there? 602 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,982 I'm sorry, I'm working. 603 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,816 I tried to phone you at work, but you were in a meeting... 604 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,699 ...and you couldn't be interrupted. 605 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:34,822 No. 606 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:37,491 So, listen, why don't you fly down? 607 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,947 To Los Angeles? 608 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:43,247 The last flight gets here at 10:00 p. m. I can meet you at the airport. 609 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,212 But I can't just... 610 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:48,506 Listen, we'll spend the evening together... 611 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:52,302 ...and we'll be back in San Francisco by 10:00 tomorrow morning. 612 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,259 Hello? 613 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,974 Teddy, hello? 614 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:51,066 - Honey. What's all this, cutie? - A celebration. 615 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:52,896 - For what? - Just for fun. 616 00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:56,817 I'm too tired to go out, so I wanted to have a party, just you, the kids and me. 617 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:58,072 What do you think? 618 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,183 - Shall we have a drink? - That would be nice. 619 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:32,443 But take the phone off the hook. 620 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,777 Would you like to make love? 621 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,198 Now? 622 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,496 Take the phone off the hook. 623 00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:52,084 Who's that? 624 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:53,589 I don't know yet. 625 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,137 Telegram for Theodore Pierce. 626 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,815 It's a telegram! 627 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:14,061 - A telegram? Who for? - For you. 628 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,361 For me? 629 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,147 Who from? 630 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:23,328 - It's from the office. - All right. Stop the kidding, now. 631 00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:25,030 No, it's not a joke. 632 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:29,289 "You must attend the transport symposium in San Diego. Stop. 633 00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,335 "Big press coverage. Stop. 634 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:34,165 "Tickets at airport. 8:30 flight. Stop. 635 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:38,005 "Return San Francisco tomorrow. Stop. Russell Loughry." 636 00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:48,682 No. 637 00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:50,851 - No? - No. 638 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,602 I'm not going. 639 00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,562 - Teddy! - I'm not going. 640 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:58,939 No. 641 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:04,903 I am not going. 642 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,454 Well, how can you say no? 643 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:10,159 Easy. No. You see that? That's not so difficult, is it? 644 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:14,295 I'm not going! I don't care if they fire me! I'm not leaving my wife and kids! 645 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,043 Don't act like a child! 646 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:17,582 Teddy! Stop. 647 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:25,344 Wait a minute! Hold the plane! 648 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,388 Wait for me! 649 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,220 Hold it! Wait! 650 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:40,902 Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Los Angeles. 651 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:44,985 Please fasten your seat belts, extinguish all smoking materials... 652 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,287 Finished with your drink, sir? 653 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:50,368 - What's your name? - Polly. 654 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:51,407 Polly? 655 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:54,165 - That's a lovely name. - Thank you. 656 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:57,088 - Thanks very much, Polly. - Sure. 657 00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:04,095 Sure, you make the announcement. 658 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,551 Ladies and gentlemen. 659 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:14,598 The captain has just informed me that L. A. airport is closed due to heavy fog. 660 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:19,151 We will be landing in San Diego. You'll receive further instruction 661 00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:20,729 once we're on the ground. 662 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:25,950 Thanks a lot. 663 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,012 Hello? 664 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,257 Hi, honey. 665 00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:53,303 I was running from outside. I heard the phone ringing. 666 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,851 No, it's okay. 667 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,307 Go ahead. 668 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:02,320 I took Shelly and the girls to a movie. 669 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:06,816 Well, don't worry about me. 670 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:11,245 I have to study, anyway. Shelly, please get out of my bedroom. 671 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,822 Are you afraid? 672 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:17,918 What? 673 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,423 Teddy, why are you giving me all these details? 674 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,843 - I am going to scream. - So will I. 675 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,888 Of course you're in San Diego. Where else would you be? 676 00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:32,138 - I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows. 677 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,434 What? 678 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,305 - You're crazy. - I want to marry you. 679 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,945 Yes, there's plenty of food. Don't worry about me. 680 00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:45,192 Shelly! 681 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,239 Of course I miss you. 682 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:49,154 Me, too. 683 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,118 I love you. 684 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,196 Me, too. 685 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:57,166 I love you. Bye-bye. 686 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,207 Are you going to finish the game or not? 687 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,005 You got any Hershey bars? 688 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,179 While Didi was waiting for me in San Francisco... 689 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:20,307 ...Charlotte was waiting in Los Angeles. 690 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:24,273 Two women waiting for me in the middle of the night. 691 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:27,572 Crazy as it seems... 692 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,199 ...I had adventure in my life. 693 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,087 Surprise of surprises. 694 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:50,128 Next day, Joe's wife came back with the kids... 695 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:51,967 ...and the furniture. 696 00:55:56,812 --> 00:56:00,305 Why she suddenly forgave him, nobody knew. 697 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:11,233 Eric? 698 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,826 Is there an Eric? 699 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:18,490 Come on. 700 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,721 The next couple of days were full of surprises. 701 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:35,715 Hello, Ted. 702 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:40,140 I just wanted to say, "Good morning, and have a lovely day." 703 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:52,990 Hello? 704 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:54,822 Hello, how are you? 705 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:12,965 The best surprise of all was a phone call from Charlotte. 706 00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:14,887 I thought I wouldn't see her again... 707 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:18,808 ...but she called to find out I got back all right from San Diego. 708 00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:25,857 During our 35-minute stroll, I realized I was still in a deep fog. 709 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:30,194 Here you go. 710 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:33,697 The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days... 711 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,366 ...Joe was back in form. 712 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,533 He's scared. 713 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,570 At 2:00 in the morning, he could fool me. 714 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:41,748 What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say: 715 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:46,123 "Dr. Schumacher, I've got a chill coming on. I thought I'd better get under the covers." 716 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,789 You guys want to play some checkers? 717 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,373 Miss! 718 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:53,543 - You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing. 719 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:56,801 I'm in the mood to play a little game if you have some time. 720 00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:59,928 - I'm very good, really. - Yeah, right. 721 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:05,013 She wasn't wearing a bra. Did you see that? Did you see the way they bounce? 722 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:07,899 You'd kill for that, Teddy. You'd kill for that. 723 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:10,776 - I didn't notice she wasn't wearing a bra. - You're weird. 724 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:12,649 - I looked at her, though! - You're weird. 725 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:14,230 He's a weird guy, isn't he? 726 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:18,568 - Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day? 727 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,369 You poor bitch. 728 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,441 It's open. 729 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:38,690 - How you doing? - Good. 730 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,740 I thought you'd painted this place. 731 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,418 I was going to, before I moved in with my friend. 732 00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:57,674 Well, you've got a nice chair. 733 00:59:57,886 --> 00:59:59,172 Thanks. 734 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:02,634 - What color you gonna paint? - Shocking pink! 735 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:19,110 This man walks into a doctor's office, he says, "Doctor... 736 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,776 "...I have a terrible problem. I can't remember anything." 737 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:24,076 And... 738 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:25,695 ...the doctor says... 739 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:27,617 ...I mean, the man says: 740 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,369 "I can't think of... 741 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:32,251 "I don't even remember words. 742 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,873 "I can't retain a word. 743 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,456 "There's nothing that I say that I can remember." 744 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:38,166 And the doctor says: 745 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:40,210 "How long have you had this problem?" 746 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:42,254 And the man says, "What problem?" 747 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,513 That's your best joke? 748 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,067 You'll be all right. 749 01:00:57,445 --> 01:00:59,232 It just takes time. 750 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:10,744 You want to see something? Look at this thing. 751 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,245 I feel silly. 752 01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:14,543 - What if I had a date? - You won't have a date. 753 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,296 - I said, "What if I have a date?" - You won't have one! 754 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,170 I know I said that. I said, "What if I had a date?" 755 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:23,048 If you have a date, I'll be your chauffeur! 756 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:24,754 All right. 757 01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,883 - The joke is over. - A bet's a bet. 758 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,761 What was this bet? 759 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:37,188 I told him if I couldn't get him his new car by tonight, I'd be his chauffeur. 760 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:41,480 - So, where are we going? - We're going to Mama Dell's. 761 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:44,615 You're going on your first date to your grandmother's? 762 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,776 No, you silly! 763 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:50,742 We made this date and I remembered it was Mama Dell's birthday... 764 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:55,410 ...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday. 765 01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:58,796 We'll drop by for five minutes, just to have a glass of champagne. 766 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:02,125 But I'd feel terrible, because I know it would mean so much to her. 767 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,927 - You don't mind, do you? - Of course not. 768 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,806 You don't feel concerned at all that... 769 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:14,183 - What? - Well, no, I'm just saying, you know. 770 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,104 You know where... 771 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,478 Didi? 772 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:21,811 Didi and Mama Dell don't even talk to each other. 773 01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,146 Okay. 774 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,903 Who's Didi? 775 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,285 Who's Didi? 776 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:39,996 Didi... 777 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:45,960 Didi is... 778 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,727 Didi is Teddy's other grandmother! 779 01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:57,312 Funny woman. 780 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,895 Can't mention her name, but it makes you laugh. 781 01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:01,567 What a kidder! 782 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:03,402 That Didi. 783 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:11,823 Will you do me a favor, and come up for three minutes? 784 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:12,861 She loves you. 785 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,697 Two minutes. We'll have champagne... 786 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:18,538 Okay, I'll just come up to say hello and give her a kiss. But I can't stay. 787 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:22,042 - All right, I'll see you in two minutes. - Driver, you can't park here. 788 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:24,548 Don't give me a hard time. I'll be a couple minutes. 789 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:28,719 I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police. 790 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,171 Go ahead up. I'll be right up. 791 01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:32,215 - See you in a little while. - All right. 792 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:48,569 - You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you. 793 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,744 - You smell very good. What is it? - Sandalwood. 794 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:57,039 Don't worry, we don't have to stay long. She'll understand. 795 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,370 - Is that you, Teddy? - Mama Dell. 796 01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:00,580 Come in, honey. 797 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:04,212 What's going on here? You trying to save on the electricity bills? 798 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,002 Mama Dell? 799 01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:07,758 I'd like you to meet a... 800 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:11,754 "Happy birthday to you 801 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,807 "Happy birthday to you 802 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:18,978 "Happy birthday, dear Teddy 803 01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:22,769 "Happy birthday to you" 804 01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:24,309 Well! 805 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:27,986 How do you like that? 806 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:30,189 I don't believe it! 807 01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:33,700 No. Gilbert! 808 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,369 What are you doing here? You're in Arizona! 809 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:36,662 Happy birthday. 810 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,159 But my birthday's tomorrow. 811 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:39,456 Ain't no surprise tomorrow. 812 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:42,376 Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late? 813 01:04:42,462 --> 01:04:45,296 - It's Steven, now. - All right, no more Steetsy. 814 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,123 - Happy birthday, honey. - Thank you. 815 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,962 Thank you, baby. Thank you very much. 816 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:51,385 You! Devil-woman! 817 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:52,461 Happy birthday! 818 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,798 - What're you doin' to me? - You should've seen the look on your face. 819 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,638 You know why? Because it's supposed to be your birthday! 820 01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:01,144 - Didi. - Happy birthday, sweetheart. 821 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:03,814 - Happy birthday, Daddy. - My little baby! 822 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:06,271 - Happy birthday, Daddy. - Another little baby. 823 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,185 Daddy, you smell good. 824 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,823 Did I introduce you? 825 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,240 Didi. 826 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,360 Well, let me introduce you. 827 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:19,330 I was just so overwhelmed. 828 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,658 I'd like you to meet... 829 01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:23,534 This is... 830 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,704 Everybody, please say hello to... 831 01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:31,425 You know, you really caught me off guard, you silly people. 832 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,673 No, honestly, you did. You're silly! 833 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,846 You're just silly people. 834 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:40,017 Anyway, no, I do want you to say hello. 835 01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:42,018 - I want you to meet... - Where's Mama Dell? 836 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,897 Where's that girl? Hello, darling. 837 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,850 Didi. Hello, darling! 838 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:55,574 Hey, you lost some weight there, you're lookin' great! 839 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:57,947 How are you? I didn't know it was a party! 840 01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:01,576 - We didn't know you were coming! - I'm not coming. I mean, I can't stay. 841 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,830 I just wanted to come by and give the birthday girl a kiss! 842 01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:07,211 Happy birthday, sweetie pie! 843 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:12,340 - Did you say hello, Charlotte? - Hello. 844 01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:15,511 This is my sweetheart, Mama Dell. This is my sweetheart. 845 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,547 I love this girl! 846 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,132 Hello, Charlotte. 847 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,680 - Sit down, Charlotte. - No, we can't stay. 848 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:25,221 - We've got tickets to a... - It takes two minutes! 849 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,648 She's crazy about music! What can I tell you? 850 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:31,694 No, she a stickler for being on time. She's trying to reform. No, we can't. 851 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:34,355 It's a family party, everybody. 852 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:37,275 Happy birthday, Teddy. I'll give you your present tomorrow. 853 01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:39,234 Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday! 854 01:06:39,287 --> 01:06:40,869 Say good-bye. 855 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,908 Say, good-bye, Charlotte. 856 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:44,790 Good-bye. 857 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,242 Good-bye. 858 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,786 All right. Good-bye, everybody. 859 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,707 Yeah, Daddy, hurry up. 860 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:06,311 Hold it! I'll be right there. 861 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,935 Bye, Mama. Thank you for everything. 862 01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:11,600 - 'Bye, cuz. See you tomorrow. - Happy birthday, Teddy. 863 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:13,269 Bye-bye. 864 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:15,528 Bye! Come back soon. 865 01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:19,321 - Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show. 866 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:20,446 No! 867 01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:23,620 If it's cotton, and if it's blue, you can't go wrong. 868 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:26,578 Now don't go neurotic on me. I loved that present. 869 01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:27,742 Teddy! 870 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:29,126 I'm sorry. It's your birthday. 871 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,420 I hate to run interrupt your celebration. 872 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:33,797 He's flipped out. I think he's gonna kill himself. 873 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,296 - I don't know who you're talking about. - Joe! 874 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:39,303 She left him! She walked out. I don't know what happened. 875 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,221 - Where is he? - Across the street. 876 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,718 I'm really sorry. 877 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:45,893 - Teddy's like the voice of reason. - You did right. It's terrible. 878 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,813 - I'm terrible at this kind of stuff, Didi! - Michael! 879 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,562 - Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her. 880 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:53,859 Joe, calm down. 881 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,483 - You leave me alone so I can kill her! - Joe! 882 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:57,988 I gotta kill her! 883 01:07:58,366 --> 01:07:59,732 I gotta kill her! 884 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,652 - Calm down! Just calm down. - Let me kill her. 885 01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:04,411 You'll be all right. 886 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,035 Take it easy, you stupid bastards! 887 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,578 I'm finished. 888 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,749 I'm done! 889 01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:10,952 Calm down! 890 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:12,336 I'm finished! 891 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:15,706 - Teddy, should I go home? - Yeah! 892 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:19,001 - What? - Yes! Go home! 893 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,131 It's okay. 894 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:25,091 - Do you have a key? - Yes! Get the kids out of here! 895 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:27,847 All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute. 896 01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:32,015 - She took my kids again. - Get in the car. 897 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:35,104 - Why did she take my kids again? - It'll be all right tomorrow. 898 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,686 - I want to kill her! - Get in the driver seat. 899 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:38,861 Get in the car. 900 01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:42,365 - Shut up, down there! - Up yours, you half a hard on! 901 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,402 Let me get that peckerhead! 902 01:09:00,595 --> 01:09:04,430 Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something. 903 01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:07,303 No, Teddy! I want to tell you something. 904 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:14,106 - "Happy birthday to you" - No. 905 01:09:14,192 --> 01:09:17,060 - "Happy birthday to you" - No. 906 01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:20,980 - "Happy birthday, dear Teddy" - You fucks! You fucking jerks! 907 01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:23,282 "Happy birthday to you" 908 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:27,533 You're babies, you're little babies, the biggest assholes I've ever seen my life! 909 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:30,493 - We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole. 910 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,121 Where are we going? Will somebody tell me? 911 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:38,081 - Somebody wants to see you. - She's modeling from midnight till dawn. 912 01:09:38,132 --> 01:09:41,045 And she wants you for breakfast. 913 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,302 What am I supposed to say to her? 914 01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:47,348 You say to her, "Hello, angel-face, you want to see my goods?" 915 01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:49,766 Get out of here! She wants you. Move it! 916 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:53,061 - It was her idea. Ask Buddy. - She likes you. Go figure. 917 01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:55,974 What are you talking about? Look at that face and those eyes. 918 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:59,310 Look at how that nose sparkles. What more could you want in a guy? 919 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:03,444 - How am I supposed to know? Ask Buddy. - Screw Buddy. I can go for him myself. 920 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:07,117 If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em! 921 01:10:08,162 --> 01:10:10,495 - Happy birthday, Teddy! - Happy birthday, pal! 922 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,870 Wait a minute. Come here a sec. 923 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,624 Look, really, in all seriousness, don't get your dick caught in your zipper. 924 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:22,166 - You have no taste! - Taste? Who wants taste? 925 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,879 What the hell am I? Charlie the Tuna? Get out of here. Let's get action. 926 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:29,511 We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants. 927 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:14,824 Now, listen here, Teddy bear. 928 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,488 Four weeks ago... 929 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:19,074 ...I met a cute, available... 930 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:20,617 ...old-fashioned guy... 931 01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:22,794 ...who liked horse riding. 932 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,126 In one month... 933 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,833 ...you got married... 934 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,544 ...you had two daughters... 935 01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:34,098 ...and you can't ride a horse to save your life. 936 01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,431 Don't stare at your shoes, look at me. 937 01:12:38,646 --> 01:12:40,433 Because since tonight... 938 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,438 ...I want you more... 939 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,935 ...then I ever wanted any other man. 940 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,154 Can you tell me why? 941 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:52,361 I don't know. 942 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:24,599 You've been dreaming about this for a long time, haven't you? 943 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,653 This isn't a dream anymore. 944 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:32,356 This is really happening. 945 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:13,856 So, where do you want to break the ice? Here or in bed? 946 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,034 Well... 947 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,201 Let's see. 948 01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:21,613 I don't mind really. 949 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,824 This is nice here. 950 01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:26,706 The bed is good, bed might be comfortable, but... 951 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:30,289 ...lots of interesting chairs, and stools, couches... 952 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:31,874 Come on, let's go to bed. 953 01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:55,439 It's a water bed. 954 01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,700 This should be fun. 955 01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:01,987 Wait a minute. Do you come into bed with your shoes and socks? 956 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,244 Sorry. 957 01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:34,569 Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp. 958 01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,570 Do you mind taking them off? 959 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,279 Sorry. 960 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,692 Come and get it, cowboy. 961 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:37,458 Hello? 962 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:38,591 Charlotte? 963 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:42,713 Charlotte! 964 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:45,507 Yes! 965 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,521 What is it? 966 01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,853 Nothing, my husband's downstairs. 967 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:58,441 - Your husband! - Yeah. Hurry up, come on, get dressed! 968 01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:00,939 What do you mean, "Hurry up"? What husband? 969 01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:02,365 Please, hurry up! 970 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:05,535 - He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday. 971 01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:09,198 Yeah, you want to ask him why? He's six-foot-two and he's an airline pilot. 972 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:12,118 If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed. 973 01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:52,286 What are you doing in my husband's robe? 974 01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:54,242 I'm not going to get caught half-dressed! 975 01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:57,579 Why play games? I'll talk to him man to man, that's all. 976 01:17:57,631 --> 01:18:00,715 Are you crazy? He's going to tear your balls apart! 977 01:18:00,759 --> 01:18:03,627 - What are you doing? Where are we going? - Quickly, get outside! 978 01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:07,305 - This is a window! - I know it's a window. It's this or the door. 979 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:10,350 You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there. 980 01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:12,098 Please! I won't be very long. 981 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,308 - Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long. 982 01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:17,106 He's probably got a taxi waiting. He never stays long. 983 01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:19,267 Just stand out on the ledge. 984 01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:22,521 - Please, quickly. Don't worry. It's safe. - God. 985 01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:25,779 - Now, just wait for me there. - Jesus. 986 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,137 Coming, darling. 987 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:05,313 Get away. 988 01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:23,840 Who is that? 989 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:32,678 My God! 990 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:58,792 Better call the fire department! There's a man about to jump off of that building! 991 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:19,562 - What's up, babe? Where we goin'? - Suicide. 992 01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:33,781 No! Not the ladder! It scares them. 993 01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:36,079 It makes them jump every time! Take it down! 994 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:38,581 Take it out of here, take it down! 995 01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,708 Come on, people, a little cooperation here! 996 01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:47,921 Let's have some cooperation. This is a dangerous area. We've got a man up there. 997 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:52,219 Come on, folks. 998 01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,801 Come on, folks. Give us a break. 999 01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:01,604 Excuse me. 1000 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:09,941 Roger, we got it! 1001 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,773 - You got him? - I got him. 1002 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:16,278 Come on, people. 1003 01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:20,912 Okay, stand by. Fine, we have reached the network. 1004 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,326 Stand by. Counting down. 1005 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:27,414 Five-four-three-two-one. You're on. 1006 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:30,925 Good morning. This is Marvin Kausberg, Channel 5 news. 1007 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,719 That looks a little like Daddy. 1008 01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:36,139 ...a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor... 1009 01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:37,264 It does! 1010 01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:40,139 The identity of the man is not yet known. 1011 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:43,184 The police have arrived and the fire department suicide team, 1012 01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:44,935 plus a substantial crowd. 1013 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:48,442 All of us waiting here, in the small courtyard below... 1014 01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:51,901 ...are very unclear as to what the man's motives are. 1015 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:53,985 He appears relaxed. 1016 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:58,491 In fact, he's seated on a small window sill, smoking a cigarette. 1017 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,947 But he looks disturbed by all the attention... 1018 01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:04,163 ...as he hides his face and waves the crowd away. 1019 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:06,370 The police are trying to control the crowd... 1020 01:22:06,463 --> 01:22:08,375 ...who are now calling for the man to jump. 1021 01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:10,172 The question being asked here today... 1022 01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:13,756 ...is whether this man does or does not want to commit suicide. 1023 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:15,757 Teddy! 1024 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,674 Two, three. 1025 01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,604 It'll be all right! 1026 01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:27,520 We'll catch you! 1027 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,113 Dive! 1028 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,869 - Baby! - That's so good. 1029 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,260 Yes! 1030 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,849 What the hell am I doing? 1031 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:11,859 I have a wonderful wife! 1032 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:13,569 Jump! 1033 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,858 I could have thrown my whole life away. 1034 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,700 And for what? 1035 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,406 A piece of ass. 1036 01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:41,014 What's that girl doing? What is she doing, taking more pictures? 1037 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,553 No, give me a break! 1038 01:23:44,561 --> 01:23:45,927 She is cute, though. 1039 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,263 Look at those legs! 1040 01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,433 Hey, come on, now, stop it. None of that stuff. 1041 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:54,110 I made a mistake, I learned my lesson... 1042 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:56,688 ...and I will never do it again.